May 1, 2025 • 26 mins
A casual mom-son conversation takes unexpected turns through life's everyday moments in this authentically charming episode. What starts as frustration over Minnesota's chaotic spring weather and an uncooperative pressure washer evolves into a revealing discussion about their fundamentally different perspectives on tornado threats – where mom's genuine fear contrasts sharply with her teenage son's blasé attitude toward potential disaster.
The conversation shifts unexpectedly when detention comes up, creating a perfect opportunity for some gentle maternal wisdom. Listen as mom drops profound nuggets about friendship that resonate at any age: good friends respect your boundaries, authentic relationships take time to develop, and you never need to maintain connections with people who are repeatedly unkind. There's something universally touching about these simple truths delivered without preaching, just woven naturally into their banter.
The lighthearted middle section brings surprising facts (did you know MLB baseballs only last about seven pitches?) and playful riddles before launching into a surprisingly philosophical debate about whether it's better to see ten minutes or 150 years into your future. Their contrasting viewpoints reveal fundamentally different approaches to knowledge, fate, and control that will have you questioning which you'd choose.
Throughout it all runs the thread of real family life – dogs leaving "presents" on the floor, chickens and bunnies navigating backyard hierarchies, and the quiet moments of connection between parent and child that happen amid the chaos. Join this mom-son duo for thirty minutes of unfiltered conversation that will leave you smiling, thinking, and perhaps appreciating your own family's quirky dynamics a little more.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey guys, welcome back to Honor Best Behavior.
I'm Mac and you're here with Imessed it up.
Kelly Sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's okay.
So, surprise, today Mac is incharge of the podcast.
What do you got, mac?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I'm not in charge of the podcast.
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, good thing, I came prepared.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, like always.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
What's been new since last week?
Anything you want to chat about?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Nah.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Nah, all right, I got a list of things.
So on Friday I was reallyexcited because I wanted to.
It was supposed to be a decentweekend weather-wise, and here
in Minnesota it can be 30degrees one day and 80 degrees
the next day, snowing one day,raining the next day, and the
weather can just be chaotic,especially this time of year.
So I was really excited.
(00:47):
I was like I'm going to get somuch done.
I really wanted to put a.
I want to fence in my patio sothe chickens can't shit on my
patio, so I can eat and havesome peace without them being
there.
So I really want to do pressurewash off the patio, clean up
the patio, get the patiofurniture out.
So, anyway, mackie and I pulledand pulled and pulled on that
(01:09):
pressure washer and we could notget it to start.
It was hard yeah, it was.
I feel like it's always hard,like the first time of the
season or the year, like wehaven't used it for 10 months,
and so it just kind of takessome time to get like the fluids
running through it.
Anyway, finally got thatrunning the next day and then on
sunday I just pulled it and itstarted right up.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So I think she's ready to rock you mean after I
pulled on it for whoever knowshow many times.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, but I'm saying the next day oh, when I did it
you weren't there, like I did itby myself, just to make sure it
would still be first, try,maybe, try, maybe the second.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, well, it probably could have been the
first, but I forgot to turn theswitch to on oh, my underdeets.
So anyway, on Friday we nevergot the pressure washer to work,
so then we got the leaf blowerout and I kind of leaf blew off
the patio, which there was a lot, the driveway I did like the
(02:07):
yard got all like the just looseend leaves that were left in
the yard cleaned up.
I bought a half face cord ofwood for the season so that we
can have bonfires, and so macdog had to stack all that wood
and he had so much fun.
Nope, then this week monday was, was it Sunday?
One day, anyway, we had atornado watch and guess what,
(02:28):
nothing happened.
People were getting all crazyabout the weather and it was
totally fine.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, nothing, even happened at all Nothing happened
at all.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It is raining now, which is more than it did that
day that they said it was goingto be terrible, but I was scared
because tornadoes are like mybiggest fear and I did not want
to have a tornado, because itlike takes everything, like it
pretty much wipes out everythingyour house, all your belongings
, possibly you, your pets.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, but you can avoid it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
How, if it is on top of you like, I don't think
there's any avoiding.
That Is there yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
How?
I don't think there's anyavoiding that yeah, is there.
Yeah, how I don't know youshould do I'm gonna punch you in
the face.
I don't know.
I don't think a tornado is thatscary to lose your house.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Have you seen like bad tornadoes, what they do, how
they level your property?
Yeah, and you don't thinkthat's that bad.
Where would we live?
No, no you just have a very Idon't give a fuck attitude right
now.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
No, like dude, the government would give us stuff
that bitch toured on our housetrust.
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
But what about all the pictures?
What about all the I don't know?
What about the animals?
You can't replace them.
I mean, you technically can'tthey're not the same soul, I
guess, but you technically can'treplace it.
Don't get me wrong but youdon't want to.
I think it's terrible anyway Iknow it is, but like you can
(03:54):
still live it, okay.
Well, you don't.
You're not a grown-up, so maybeyou don't have as much I'm not
scared of that.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
That's all I'm saying .
All I'm saying is I'm notscared of no freaking tornado
one time we.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Do you remember when we were at the Coney Fair and we
had to like get under thebleachers?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
and.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I was like I thought, oh my gosh, I'm gonna die and
my baby's gonna die, and I'mjust like on top of him, holding
him, like please don't take us.
I was scared you weren't notreally, even when I was like on
top of you under the bleachersyou weren't scared.
You're like get off me, I'mfine.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, I wasn't like that, but I was like what are we
doing?
Like nothing's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Do you want to talk about how you had detention this
week?
Nope, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
We can, I don't really care.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
So you've been suspended from school.
Yep, but now you had your firstepisode of detention yep why
did you have detention?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
yep, okay, I'm kidding, I just want to see all.
I say yep, why did I have it?
I skipped my last hour and wasit worth it?
I don't know kind yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Did having detention make you want to avoid getting
detention again?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, I don't want to go there again.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
How many people were in detention?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I don't know A lot, a lot Like 10-ish people.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Wow, what happens?
If you don't go to detention,then do you get suspended.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't know what happens.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It doesn't say oh, what we have low energy today
guys I'm sorry, I mean both ofus.
I feel kind of like we're onlyfive minutes into this I know,
that's what I, I'm just onlylooking at time, not even gonna
lie dinner plans.
Tonight, pulled pork all rightfor you.
(05:41):
I know I think I'm just gonnahave like a peanut butter
sandwich.
I'm not super hungry, but I hada really amazing lunch today.
I had turkey Swiss avocado.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Avocado.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Sandwich on one of those buns.
Those buns are so good.
And then we had dip day at workyesterday because it was my
co-worker Shelly's last day.
She retired and so everyonebrings in dip.
So I brought in salsa top thetater guacamole.
But then people brought in likechili cheese dip.
They had that like spicyVelveeta Rotel cheese dip.
(06:18):
Somebody made like it was likesour cream, black beans corn.
I'm trying to think what elsewas in there like a dip.
What else did we have?
And there was some likesomebody brought like this like
mousse dip and then you dunkedlike um teddy grams in there.
Or they had like a bunch oflike graham crackers, but that
(06:39):
wasn't my thing, but anyway.
So then there was leftover diptoday, so then I had some chip
and dip with my sandwich and itwas good.
And then I came home and therewas moo on the living room floor
and shit in my bedroom becausethe dogs.
I don't know what the hell theydid today.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It was that.
Did you feed him pulled pork?
Yeah, yeah that's what it was.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Never again Like the the shit, the shit at the bottom
of it.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah that, never again like the the shit, the
shit at the bottom of it.
Yeah, that's what it was.
That's what that throw up was.
Well, they're not getting anymore people food just not pulled
pork.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
That shit was massive .
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Oh my god, I know, I saw it and I was like fuck my
life it was so mad after I justcleaned up a pile of puke.
I was just like why could?
Right, when I walked in thehouse, I'm like so guilty.
Smell the shit too was her, Ithink the shit was tyson really
she doesn't shit that big.
She puked.
She's that.
She's not a shitter, she's apuker.
Tyson is a shitter.
(07:35):
I don't even know.
I hate them right now, so gross, just talking about it it's.
I can just smell how nasty thatwas.
It was a big.
Gross, gross.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So, gross.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
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Maybe why Mackie doesn't have alot of energy or why he's a
little drained, but I felt likeit was a really good opportunity
to kind of tell you some things, some small life lessons that I
just want you to keep in mindokay.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Not everyone will like you.
Oh no, it's not that, andthat's okay.
No, it's not even that Okay.
Second, good friends willalways respect your no, what?
So that means like if somebodyhas a bad idea and they say, hey
, mccoy, let's do this, and yousay no, and they're like, don't
be a pussy, let's do it, that'snot a good friend.
(10:10):
A good friend would respect thefact that you said no the first
time and not try to pressure youor name call you or bully you
into doing something that youdon't think is a good idea.
Never change yourself to fit in.
Find friends who love the realyou okay okay, you don't have to
be friends with someone who isrepeatedly unkind, okay.
So, like, if someone is justmean and rude and um, I'm having
(10:31):
a hard time with the word, I'mtrying to find right now
demeaning, like is demeaning toyou, like talks down to you oh,
okay you don't have to befriends with people like that,
and making good friends can taketime and it's really worth the
wait to find those good friends.
A lot of the friends that I havetoday that I would consider my
(10:52):
best friends or my favoritefriends or close friends or
people when I initially met themI never thought like, oh, in 20
years from now we're going tobe best friends.
That takes time to grow and youhave to build trust and loyalty
and respect and support and allthese things, and over time you
(11:14):
kind of figure out who's goodpeople and who's not, and so
that's why some people like tohave a million friends and
sometimes it's okay to have fivereally great friends.
Okay, okay, okay, I don't havea ton.
This might be the shortestpodcast ever because you're not
really.
I'm sorry.
Usually you piggyback onto mystuff.
But today I look at you andyou're just staring at me.
(11:36):
All right, five fun facts.
Okay, major league baseball,baseballs, what so?
Like the baseball they use inlike a professional?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
game Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Last, an average of only seven pitches.
A baseball From like gettingsmoked with the bat.
Oh that's interesting.
I know I was really surprisedbecause you would think that
they baseball has been aroundforever and you'd think that
they would have perfected thebaseball so that it lasted
(12:11):
longer than that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Fingernails can grow four times faster than toenails,
which makes sense.
That does make sense, but it'sweird, right, like why?
Yeah, it is because they'relike the same thing faster than
toenails, which makes sense.
It does make sense, but it'sweird, right, like why yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
it is because they're like the same thing.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I wonder, just a different part.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's probably something to do with it being in
different parts of your body.
It's probably why.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I wonder what the comparison is of fingernails to
hair.
Like which one of those growsfaster?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Your hair.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You think so.
Yeah, I don't know.
Actually, I bet you you'reright.
I feel like I clip myfingernails more than I cut my
hair or my toenails.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I don't know, but it depends on what you think too
long is.
But your nails get too longbefore your hair gets too long.
I would say yeah.
So probably your nails growfaster.
But if you want your nails totake forever to grow, you had to
like cut them all as hard.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Like you have to make it hurt.
Oh no, I don't like doing that.
It's not worth it.
That's why you have to keeptrimming them, because, like
they're only at a perfect lengthfor like a couple days.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, for like a week .
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Eyelashes live for about 150 days before they fall
out.
Actually, yeah, because thenyou're always growing new
eyelashes.
I didn't know that Challenge.
Can you breathe and swallow atthe same time?
No, no, you didn't even try.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I already knew that.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, I tried to.
When I read that I tried to doit, I'm like, oh no, yeah, you
can't.
No it like plugs that, yeah itdoes, it's because yeah just
like you can't keep your eyesopen when you sneeze yeah, you
can't all right.
Number five fun fact and Ididn't know this and it's still
(13:53):
really bizarre to me and if youknow anything about this, if you
work in like ent holler at yourgirl, your nose and ears never
stop growing what?
But I don't understand like howthey would keep growing it must
be super slow if that's true.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I think that's bullshit Don't make no sense.
All right, then I'd be fuckingPinocchio or something, because
that don't make no sense.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Because you lie a lot .
Speaker 1 (14:22):
No, because your nose doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I know I'm confused.
Trivia Okay, ready.
I want to see which ones.
There's supposed to be thingsyou should already know, but
some of them I didn't know today.
So let's see what you got.
How high can coyotes?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
jump don't know.
Take a guess over 10 feet, no,eight feet.
I was close what?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
what is a baby bear called a cub?
Good job, you got it right.
You were gonna change youranswer.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I was for a second what did you think sound right?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I don't know, it just didn't sound right what is a
baby bear called mackie and I'myour mama bear mom.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Okay, why did you have to do that?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
you're not like did you like that one?
Better okay, no, okay.
What is a cat with no haircalled?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Like an ugly ass cat Sphinx.
No, an ugly ass cat.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I always thought they were just called hairless.
What animal sprays a bad smell?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
A skunk Good job.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
What Last one, what?
What do pandas eat Bamunk?
Good job.
What Last one, what?
What do pandas eat Bamboo?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Good job, you knew most of them, I didn't know one.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
You didn't know one.
Well, you didn't know Sphinx.
You called us that ugly-ass cat.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Oh, that shit is an ugly-ass cat All right, I have a
riddle.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Okay, I have a riddle .
I have a, would you rather?
And I have a joke.
Why do you have a, would yourather?
And that's it Because I foundone that I thought was good to
ask Riddle.
Now I thought I knew this one,but I was wrong.
All right, I am a game thatbakers play on their lunch break
.
What am I?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Wait, what Say it again?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I am a game that bakers play on their lunch break
.
What am I?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I don't know.
I don't know, I thought it waspatty cake.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I don't know.
Do you know the song, pattycake?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, but I don't know what it would be Did you
play patty cake when you were alittle baker?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yes, of course I did and you roll it, and you roll it
.
You loved that and you would go, hee, hee hee, okay, yeah, okay
yeah, All right.
The answer that they're lookingfor is tic-tac-doe Get it yeah,
no.
Dumb, so dumb.
All right, do you want to doyour?
Would you rather?
Or do you want me to do mine?
No, you go first Okay, wouldyou rather spend a year living
(17:03):
at sea or a year living in aspace station?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yep A year living in a space, Nah in sea.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I say sea Because you could live on a yacht right
Don't?
I can't handle that right now.
Puke noises or poop.
Why?
Because that's all I can smellwhen I think about that.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
You know how?
There's some people where ifyou go, they're like that's
fucking hilarious.
It is funny, I can't even thinkof that.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
No so gross Fucking violet V Fucking violet.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Vile vomit violet.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
The dogs yeah, they start doing that thing.
And you're like get to the door, get to the door.
And they never make it.
As soon as you try to get themto the door, they're like yeah,
I know.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
As soon as you open the door, I hate it.
I hate puke and poop.
Are you ready for mine?
Yeah, I've.
As soon as you open the door, Ihate it.
All right, I hate puke and poop.
Are you ready for mine?
What are you ready?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
for.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah, I've been waiting all day.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I did it right there, ams, sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
No, would you rather be able to see Wait, all right,
sorry.
Would you rather be able to see10 minutes into the future, or
150 years into the future?
Are you high?
I'm like that ass.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
No, because you keep stuttering.
No 10 minutes into the future,or 150 years.
Well, I guess I'd rather see150 years into the future,
because I'm not going to be hereto actually see it, like no one
going to be here to actuallysee it, like I'll be.
No one lives to be 150.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, but you can keep seeing in the time, in the
future.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Why would you want to see 150 years?
You're going to be dead anyway.
That's the point.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Because it doesn't affect me.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah, but you being able to see 10 minutes in the
future, it helps you, bro.
What do you mean?
How does it help you?
Because you can know whathappens next.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
And then you can prevent it.
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Okay, as in 150 years , doesn't do shit.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Except for that, you know what happens 150 years
later when you're dead and can'tdo it.
10 minutes isn't?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
enough time, I mean, I guess I mean what if you just
check every minute?
All, you just check everyminute, all right, valid, that
is a good point, like come on,okay, you didn't think hard
enough about 150 years.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
So what would you have done recently that you
would?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
have changed?
No, but there's nothing.
But, like I'm just saying, Ithink it would be more valuable.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, I see your point, it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, like dude, I got that from like because like
our teacher gives us like, wouldyou rather?
Oh, like you taking them.
And this guy was like.
He was like why the fuck wouldI want to see 150 years?
I'm going to be fucking dead?
And I was like, yeah, real,there's no point.
Well, see, I'm dead.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
What.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I don't like to know the future.
Why?
What if you're about to get hitby a car and you're like, oh
shit, I'm not going to get hitby a car, no more.
Think about it.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Okay, maybe, if you can change the trajectory, it
would be different.
But if I know in five yearsyou're going to die, I don't
want to know that.
Or if in three years from nowI'm going to get cancer, I don't
want to know that.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
But then you could figure out how I die.
If Tyson is going to get hit bya car tomorrow, I don't want to
know that.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Well then you could prevent it, if you knew it.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
That's what's good about it.
Yeah, I didn't know that youcould change the trajectory, so
if I was going to get hit by acar, you could just be like
don't leave the fucking house,Okay.
Okay, it's not like the fate'sgoing to come to me.
What?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Do you know what fate means?
Yes, like death, what's meantto be will be.
Yes, it doesn't have to be bad.
Fate could be like.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, but you saying it's going to come to me, which
means I'm going to die, thenWell I'm saying I don't want to
know the bad news.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I mean, yeah, tell me , I podcast is gonna take off
tell me all the good things.
Sometimes you need to know thetruth I just, I like to just try
to take things as they come butthen you know how much time you
have and I also try to makedecisions now that I'm not going
to regret, so that I don't haveto know 10 minutes into the
(21:22):
future I know, know, but it'sstill valuable.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
What if you physically are fucked and you
need it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
No, I get what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Like you could literally go and be like oh, I'm
going to try this route and ifit fucks up you should redo it
again.
I get it Like what if there'slike four ways to go?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Did anyone in your class say they'd want to see 150
years ahead.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I don't even remember .
It was like a week ago, I don'tknow.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
All right, are you ready for a funny joke, or is
there anything else that youwant to chat about?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
No, there's nothing.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Where do bad rainbows go?
I don't know.
To prism.
It's a light sentence but itgives them time to reflect what
Prism yeah.
Not prison, but a prism, yeah,prism.
They go to prism.
It's a light sentence.
A prism is light.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, jail is a sentence.
Yeah, like a sentence, but it'snot as bad.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
It gives them time to reflect.
Prisms reflect light.
One more time when do badrainbows go To prism?
It's a light sentence, but itgives them time to reflect.
I know it wasn't as funny asthe nuts and bolts one I told
last week, but I was trying tokeep it light for the kids.
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Nuts and bolts For the kids,for the kids.
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Oh, was I going to give you ahomestead update?
My baby chickens are outsidestill and they have been just
getting more and more brave.
What happened?
Why are you making pukingnoises?
I'm sorry, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
And they've been getting more brave and exploring
the yard and making friendswith the bigger chickens and the
baby bunnies.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I've been letting them out in the yard too and
they've been binking around andrunning around and the chickens
are very unsure about thebunnies, the babies, and the
babies are fine bunnies andchicks, but the older chickens
are like what the fuck is thatbunny like?
What is that?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
they get all puffy and they want to peck it.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
What the chicken yeah , like the bunny, yeah, yeah I
think it's a rodent yeah, maybeI mean technically it's not in
the rodent family.
Yeah, that's right, and thenthey like they do this, like
they want to peck.
Too bad that you guys couldn'tsee my chicken impression.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
That's funny.
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So something to think aboutspooky season what nothing.
I was just trying to.
You made me ruin my train ofthought I don't know what I'm
(25:16):
doing.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
What stop?
Don't be all quiet, I'm justlooking.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I'm looking at you because you just keep doing
weird things and then you sayweird things and then you keep
talking.
Coping mechanism.
Are you coping?
No, what is that?
Do I have a double chin?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
No, you're like this.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
You're like I don't know how to do it.
It's so bad Mine.
You're like this Is it bad?
Yours is bad.
Why are you trying to make melook like a beaker?
Do you know who Beaker is fromthe Muppets?
No, we'll be back next week.
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Okay, bye, I thought you weregonna say something but you just
coughed.
Hey guys, welcome back to Honor Best Behavior.
I'm Mac and you're here with Imessed it up.
Kelly Sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's okay.
So, surprise, today Mac is incharge of the podcast.
What do you got, mac?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I'm not in charge of the podcast.
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, good thing, I came prepared.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, like always.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
What's been new since last week?
Anything you want to chat about?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Nah.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Nah, all right, I got a list of things.
So on Friday I was reallyexcited because I wanted to.
It was supposed to be a decentweekend weather-wise, and here
in Minnesota it can be 30degrees one day and 80 degrees
the next day, snowing one day,raining the next day, and the
weather can just be chaotic,especially this time of year.
So I was really excited.
(00:47):
I was like I'm going to get somuch done.
I really wanted to put a.
I want to fence in my patio sothe chickens can't shit on my
patio, so I can eat and havesome peace without them being
there.
So I really want to do pressurewash off the patio, clean up
the patio, get the patiofurniture out.
So, anyway, mackie and I pulledand pulled and pulled on that
(01:09):
pressure washer and we could notget it to start.
It was hard yeah, it was.
I feel like it's always hard,like the first time of the
season or the year, like wehaven't used it for 10 months,
and so it just kind of takessome time to get like the fluids
running through it.
Anyway, finally got thatrunning the next day and then on
sunday I just pulled it and itstarted right up.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So I think she's ready to rock you mean after I
pulled on it for whoever knowshow many times.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, but I'm saying the next day oh, when I did it
you weren't there, like I did itby myself, just to make sure it
would still be first, try,maybe, try, maybe the second.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, well, it probably could have been the
first, but I forgot to turn theswitch to on oh, my underdeets.
So anyway, on Friday we nevergot the pressure washer to work,
so then we got the leaf blowerout and I kind of leaf blew off
the patio, which there was a lot, the driveway I did like the
(02:07):
yard got all like the just looseend leaves that were left in
the yard cleaned up.
I bought a half face cord ofwood for the season so that we
can have bonfires, and so macdog had to stack all that wood
and he had so much fun.
Nope, then this week monday was, was it Sunday?
One day, anyway, we had atornado watch and guess what,
(02:28):
nothing happened.
People were getting all crazyabout the weather and it was
totally fine.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, nothing, even happened at all Nothing happened
at all.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It is raining now, which is more than it did that
day that they said it was goingto be terrible, but I was scared
because tornadoes are like mybiggest fear and I did not want
to have a tornado, because itlike takes everything, like it
pretty much wipes out everythingyour house, all your belongings
, possibly you, your pets.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, but you can avoid it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
How, if it is on top of you like, I don't think
there's any avoiding.
That Is there yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
How?
I don't think there's anyavoiding that yeah, is there.
Yeah, how I don't know youshould do I'm gonna punch you in
the face.
I don't know.
I don't think a tornado is thatscary to lose your house.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Have you seen like bad tornadoes, what they do, how
they level your property?
Yeah, and you don't thinkthat's that bad.
Where would we live?
No, no you just have a very Idon't give a fuck attitude right
now.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
No, like dude, the government would give us stuff
that bitch toured on our housetrust.
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
But what about all the pictures?
What about all the I don't know?
What about the animals?
You can't replace them.
I mean, you technically can'tthey're not the same soul, I
guess, but you technically can'treplace it.
Don't get me wrong but youdon't want to.
I think it's terrible anyway Iknow it is, but like you can
(03:54):
still live it, okay.
Well, you don't.
You're not a grown-up, so maybeyou don't have as much I'm not
scared of that.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
That's all I'm saying .
All I'm saying is I'm notscared of no freaking tornado
one time we.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Do you remember when we were at the Coney Fair and we
had to like get under thebleachers?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
and.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I was like I thought, oh my gosh, I'm gonna die and
my baby's gonna die, and I'mjust like on top of him, holding
him, like please don't take us.
I was scared you weren't notreally, even when I was like on
top of you under the bleachersyou weren't scared.
You're like get off me, I'mfine.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, I wasn't like that, but I was like what are we
doing?
Like nothing's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Do you want to talk about how you had detention this
week?
Nope, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
We can, I don't really care.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
So you've been suspended from school.
Yep, but now you had your firstepisode of detention yep why
did you have detention?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
yep, okay, I'm kidding, I just want to see all.
I say yep, why did I have it?
I skipped my last hour and wasit worth it?
I don't know kind yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Did having detention make you want to avoid getting
detention again?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, I don't want to go there again.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
How many people were in detention?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I don't know A lot, a lot Like 10-ish people.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Wow, what happens?
If you don't go to detention,then do you get suspended.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't know what happens.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It doesn't say oh, what we have low energy today
guys I'm sorry, I mean both ofus.
I feel kind of like we're onlyfive minutes into this I know,
that's what I, I'm just onlylooking at time, not even gonna
lie dinner plans.
Tonight, pulled pork all rightfor you.
(05:41):
I know I think I'm just gonnahave like a peanut butter
sandwich.
I'm not super hungry, but I hada really amazing lunch today.
I had turkey Swiss avocado.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Avocado.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Sandwich on one of those buns.
Those buns are so good.
And then we had dip day at workyesterday because it was my
co-worker Shelly's last day.
She retired and so everyonebrings in dip.
So I brought in salsa top thetater guacamole.
But then people brought in likechili cheese dip.
They had that like spicyVelveeta Rotel cheese dip.
(06:18):
Somebody made like it was likesour cream, black beans corn.
I'm trying to think what elsewas in there like a dip.
What else did we have?
And there was some likesomebody brought like this like
mousse dip and then you dunkedlike um teddy grams in there.
Or they had like a bunch oflike graham crackers, but that
(06:39):
wasn't my thing, but anyway.
So then there was leftover diptoday, so then I had some chip
and dip with my sandwich and itwas good.
And then I came home and therewas moo on the living room floor
and shit in my bedroom becausethe dogs.
I don't know what the hell theydid today.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It was that.
Did you feed him pulled pork?
Yeah, yeah that's what it was.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Never again Like the the shit, the shit at the bottom
of it.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah that, never again like the the shit, the
shit at the bottom of it.
Yeah, that's what it was.
That's what that throw up was.
Well, they're not getting anymore people food just not pulled
pork.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
That shit was massive .
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Oh my god, I know, I saw it and I was like fuck my
life it was so mad after I justcleaned up a pile of puke.
I was just like why could?
Right, when I walked in thehouse, I'm like so guilty.
Smell the shit too was her, Ithink the shit was tyson really
she doesn't shit that big.
She puked.
She's that.
She's not a shitter, she's apuker.
Tyson is a shitter.
(07:35):
I don't even know.
I hate them right now, so gross, just talking about it it's.
I can just smell how nasty thatwas.
It was a big.
Gross, gross.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So, gross.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
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Mackie, what you were, what?
I don't know where you are.
Okay, I'm right here.
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So we're not going to go toomuch into detail about maybe why
Mackie doesn't have a lot ofenergy or why he's a little
drained.
Maybe why Mackie doesn't have alot of energy or why he's a
little drained, but I felt likeit was a really good opportunity
to kind of tell you some things, some small life lessons that I
just want you to keep in mindokay.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Not everyone will like you.
Oh no, it's not that, andthat's okay.
No, it's not even that Okay.
Second, good friends willalways respect your no, what?
So that means like if somebodyhas a bad idea and they say, hey
, mccoy, let's do this, and yousay no, and they're like, don't
be a pussy, let's do it, that'snot a good friend.
(10:10):
A good friend would respect thefact that you said no the first
time and not try to pressure youor name call you or bully you
into doing something that youdon't think is a good idea.
Never change yourself to fit in.
Find friends who love the realyou okay okay, you don't have to
be friends with someone who isrepeatedly unkind, okay.
So, like, if someone is justmean and rude and um, I'm having
(10:31):
a hard time with the word, I'mtrying to find right now
demeaning, like is demeaning toyou, like talks down to you oh,
okay you don't have to befriends with people like that,
and making good friends can taketime and it's really worth the
wait to find those good friends.
A lot of the friends that I havetoday that I would consider my
(10:52):
best friends or my favoritefriends or close friends or
people when I initially met themI never thought like, oh, in 20
years from now we're going tobe best friends.
That takes time to grow and youhave to build trust and loyalty
and respect and support and allthese things, and over time you
(11:14):
kind of figure out who's goodpeople and who's not, and so
that's why some people like tohave a million friends and
sometimes it's okay to have fivereally great friends.
Okay, okay, okay, I don't havea ton.
This might be the shortestpodcast ever because you're not
really.
I'm sorry.
Usually you piggyback onto mystuff.
But today I look at you andyou're just staring at me.
(11:36):
All right, five fun facts.
Okay, major league baseball,baseballs, what so?
Like the baseball they use inlike a professional?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
game Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Last, an average of only seven pitches.
A baseball From like gettingsmoked with the bat.
Oh that's interesting.
I know I was really surprisedbecause you would think that
they baseball has been aroundforever and you'd think that
they would have perfected thebaseball so that it lasted
(12:11):
longer than that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Fingernails can grow four times faster than toenails,
which makes sense.
That does make sense, but it'sweird, right, like why?
Yeah, it is because they'relike the same thing faster than
toenails, which makes sense.
It does make sense, but it'sweird, right, like why yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
it is because they're like the same thing.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I wonder, just a different part.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's probably something to do with it being in
different parts of your body.
It's probably why.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I wonder what the comparison is of fingernails to
hair.
Like which one of those growsfaster?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Your hair.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You think so.
Yeah, I don't know.
Actually, I bet you you'reright.
I feel like I clip myfingernails more than I cut my
hair or my toenails.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I don't know, but it depends on what you think too
long is.
But your nails get too longbefore your hair gets too long.
I would say yeah.
So probably your nails growfaster.
But if you want your nails totake forever to grow, you had to
like cut them all as hard.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Like you have to make it hurt.
Oh no, I don't like doing that.
It's not worth it.
That's why you have to keeptrimming them, because, like
they're only at a perfect lengthfor like a couple days.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, for like a week .
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Eyelashes live for about 150 days before they fall
out.
Actually, yeah, because thenyou're always growing new
eyelashes.
I didn't know that Challenge.
Can you breathe and swallow atthe same time?
No, no, you didn't even try.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I already knew that.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, I tried to.
When I read that I tried to doit, I'm like, oh no, yeah, you
can't.
No it like plugs that, yeah itdoes, it's because yeah just
like you can't keep your eyesopen when you sneeze yeah, you
can't all right.
Number five fun fact and Ididn't know this and it's still
(13:53):
really bizarre to me and if youknow anything about this, if you
work in like ent holler at yourgirl, your nose and ears never
stop growing what?
But I don't understand like howthey would keep growing it must
be super slow if that's true.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I think that's bullshit Don't make no sense.
All right, then I'd be fuckingPinocchio or something, because
that don't make no sense.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Because you lie a lot .
Speaker 1 (14:22):
No, because your nose doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I know I'm confused.
Trivia Okay, ready.
I want to see which ones.
There's supposed to be thingsyou should already know, but
some of them I didn't know today.
So let's see what you got.
How high can coyotes?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
jump don't know.
Take a guess over 10 feet, no,eight feet.
I was close what?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
what is a baby bear called a cub?
Good job, you got it right.
You were gonna change youranswer.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I was for a second what did you think sound right?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I don't know, it just didn't sound right what is a
baby bear called mackie and I'myour mama bear mom.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Okay, why did you have to do that?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
you're not like did you like that one?
Better okay, no, okay.
What is a cat with no haircalled?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Like an ugly ass cat Sphinx.
No, an ugly ass cat.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I always thought they were just called hairless.
What animal sprays a bad smell?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
A skunk Good job.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
What Last one, what?
What do pandas eat Bamunk?
Good job.
What Last one, what?
What do pandas eat Bamboo?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Good job, you knew most of them, I didn't know one.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
You didn't know one.
Well, you didn't know Sphinx.
You called us that ugly-ass cat.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Oh, that shit is an ugly-ass cat All right, I have a
riddle.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Okay, I have a riddle .
I have a, would you rather?
And I have a joke.
Why do you have a, would yourather?
And that's it Because I foundone that I thought was good to
ask Riddle.
Now I thought I knew this one,but I was wrong.
All right, I am a game thatbakers play on their lunch break
.
What am I?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Wait, what Say it again?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I am a game that bakers play on their lunch break
.
What am I?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I don't know.
I don't know, I thought it waspatty cake.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I don't know.
Do you know the song, pattycake?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, but I don't know what it would be Did you
play patty cake when you were alittle baker?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yes, of course I did and you roll it, and you roll it
.
You loved that and you would go, hee, hee hee, okay, yeah, okay
yeah, All right.
The answer that they're lookingfor is tic-tac-doe Get it yeah,
no.
Dumb, so dumb.
All right, do you want to doyour?
Would you rather?
Or do you want me to do mine?
No, you go first Okay, wouldyou rather spend a year living
(17:03):
at sea or a year living in aspace station?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yep A year living in a space, Nah in sea.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I say sea Because you could live on a yacht right
Don't?
I can't handle that right now.
Puke noises or poop.
Why?
Because that's all I can smellwhen I think about that.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
You know how?
There's some people where ifyou go, they're like that's
fucking hilarious.
It is funny, I can't even thinkof that.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
No so gross Fucking violet V Fucking violet.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Vile vomit violet.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
The dogs yeah, they start doing that thing.
And you're like get to the door, get to the door.
And they never make it.
As soon as you try to get themto the door, they're like yeah,
I know.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
As soon as you open the door, I hate it.
I hate puke and poop.
Are you ready for mine?
Yeah, I've.
As soon as you open the door, Ihate it.
All right, I hate puke and poop.
Are you ready for mine?
What are you ready?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
for.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah, I've been waiting all day.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I did it right there, ams, sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
No, would you rather be able to see Wait, all right,
sorry.
Would you rather be able to see10 minutes into the future, or
150 years into the future?
Are you high?
I'm like that ass.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
No, because you keep stuttering.
No 10 minutes into the future,or 150 years.
Well, I guess I'd rather see150 years into the future,
because I'm not going to be hereto actually see it, like no one
going to be here to actuallysee it, like I'll be.
No one lives to be 150.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, but you can keep seeing in the time, in the
future.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Why would you want to see 150 years?
You're going to be dead anyway.
That's the point.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Because it doesn't affect me.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah, but you being able to see 10 minutes in the
future, it helps you, bro.
What do you mean?
How does it help you?
Because you can know whathappens next.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
And then you can prevent it.
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Okay, as in 150 years , doesn't do shit.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Except for that, you know what happens 150 years
later when you're dead and can'tdo it.
10 minutes isn't?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
enough time, I mean, I guess I mean what if you just
check every minute?
All, you just check everyminute, all right, valid, that
is a good point, like come on,okay, you didn't think hard
enough about 150 years.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
So what would you have done recently that you
would?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
have changed?
No, but there's nothing.
But, like I'm just saying, Ithink it would be more valuable.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, I see your point, it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, like dude, I got that from like because like
our teacher gives us like, wouldyou rather?
Oh, like you taking them.
And this guy was like.
He was like why the fuck wouldI want to see 150 years?
I'm going to be fucking dead?
And I was like, yeah, real,there's no point.
Well, see, I'm dead.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
What.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I don't like to know the future.
Why?
What if you're about to get hitby a car and you're like, oh
shit, I'm not going to get hitby a car, no more.
Think about it.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Okay, maybe, if you can change the trajectory, it
would be different.
But if I know in five yearsyou're going to die, I don't
want to know that.
Or if in three years from nowI'm going to get cancer, I don't
want to know that.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
But then you could figure out how I die.
If Tyson is going to get hit bya car tomorrow, I don't want to
know that.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Well then you could prevent it, if you knew it.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
That's what's good about it.
Yeah, I didn't know that youcould change the trajectory, so
if I was going to get hit by acar, you could just be like
don't leave the fucking house,Okay.
Okay, it's not like the fate'sgoing to come to me.
What?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Do you know what fate means?
Yes, like death, what's meantto be will be.
Yes, it doesn't have to be bad.
Fate could be like.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, but you saying it's going to come to me, which
means I'm going to die, thenWell I'm saying I don't want to
know the bad news.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I mean, yeah, tell me , I podcast is gonna take off
tell me all the good things.
Sometimes you need to know thetruth I just, I like to just try
to take things as they come butthen you know how much time you
have and I also try to makedecisions now that I'm not going
to regret, so that I don't haveto know 10 minutes into the
(21:22):
future I know, know, but it'sstill valuable.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
What if you physically are fucked and you
need it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
No, I get what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Like you could literally go and be like oh, I'm
going to try this route and ifit fucks up you should redo it
again.
I get it Like what if there'slike four ways to go?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Did anyone in your class say they'd want to see 150
years ahead.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I don't even remember .
It was like a week ago, I don'tknow.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
All right, are you ready for a funny joke, or is
there anything else that youwant to chat about?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
No, there's nothing.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Where do bad rainbows go?
I don't know.
To prism.
It's a light sentence but itgives them time to reflect what
Prism yeah.
Not prison, but a prism, yeah,prism.
They go to prism.
It's a light sentence.
A prism is light.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, jail is a sentence.
Yeah, like a sentence, but it'snot as bad.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
It gives them time to reflect.
Prisms reflect light.
One more time when do badrainbows go To prism?
It's a light sentence, but itgives them time to reflect.
I know it wasn't as funny asthe nuts and bolts one I told
last week, but I was trying tokeep it light for the kids.
(22:46):
Nuts and bolts For the kids,for the kids.
All right, we want to take thistime to remind you.
Please follow us on socialmedia.
We are on instagram at honorunderscore best behavior.
We're on facebook on our bestbehavior.
We're on tiktok not mostly mychickens.
It is on our best behavior but,mostly my chickens.
It is on our best behavior, not, but mostly my chickens are on
(23:09):
there.
Oh, was I going to give you ahomestead update?
My baby chickens are outsidestill and they have been just
getting more and more brave.
What happened?
Why are you making pukingnoises?
I'm sorry, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
And they've been getting more brave and exploring
the yard and making friendswith the bigger chickens and the
baby bunnies.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I've been letting them out in the yard too and
they've been binking around andrunning around and the chickens
are very unsure about thebunnies, the babies, and the
babies are fine bunnies andchicks, but the older chickens
are like what the fuck is thatbunny like?
What is that?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
they get all puffy and they want to peck it.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
What the chicken yeah , like the bunny, yeah, yeah I
think it's a rodent yeah, maybeI mean technically it's not in
the rodent family.
Yeah, that's right, and thenthey like they do this, like
they want to peck.
Too bad that you guys couldn'tsee my chicken impression.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
All right, so yes, so those are all of our social
medias.
If you listen to us on Spotifyor Apple Podcasts, please just
hit that five stars, and if youwant to say something really
nice about us, we would love tohear that.
If you have any insight aboutif your ears and nose really
never stop growing, please letme know, because I want to know
if that's true.
I know I can Google it, but I'mbeing lazy and as soon as I'm
(24:26):
done recording this, I'm goingto forget about it.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Spooky scene.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
If you want to be a guest on our podcast, you can
send us a message and we cantalk about that.
If you want to do any kind ofad swapping, McCoy and I
recorded an ad for our podcast,so if it's something that you
want to incorporate into yourpodcast or if you do any kind of
thing where we can submit youour audio, we would be happy to
return the favor and put youraudio ad or I can me, or McCoy
(24:53):
can read your ad on our podcast.
We'd be happy to do that.
We do get a.
I would say I'm very happy withthe amount of downloads that we
get every week.
So something to think aboutspooky season what nothing.
I was just trying to.
You made me ruin my train ofthought I don't know what I'm
(25:16):
doing.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
What stop?
Don't be all quiet, I'm justlooking.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I'm looking at you because you just keep doing
weird things and then you sayweird things and then you keep
talking.
Coping mechanism.
Are you coping?
No, what is that?
Do I have a double chin?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
No, you're like this.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
You're like I don't know how to do it.
It's so bad Mine.
You're like this Is it bad?
Yours is bad.
Why are you trying to make melook like a beaker?
Do you know who Beaker is fromthe Muppets?
No, we'll be back next week.
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Okay, bye, I thought you weregonna say something but you just
coughed.
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