March 5, 2025 • 42 mins
Welcome to another lively episode where we navigate the unpredictable rhythms of family life, especially during unexpected snow days. Energy levels don’t always align, which makes podcasting challenging; however, it’s a struggle many families face. We share insight on how we balance our schedules while discussing the joys and challenges of homesteading. As we dive into the world of egg production, we reflect on the joy of raising our own chickens and the support from our community through endeavors like our egg stand.
Our candid discussion makes room for the reality of school finals, shedding light on the pressures young adults face today. This leads to some humorous moments, like engaging in fun segments such as our “Would You Rather?” game. Sharing laughter over the little things is a core theme of our podcast, where we lightheartedly browse through awkward moments in school.
Looking ahead, we talk about our future plans for the summer—embarking on canning projects that involve growing our own cucumbers and tomatoes, bringing another layer to our ambition of self-sustainability. Join us every week as we blend humor, heartwarming stories, and life lessons into an engaging listening experience that captures the challenges of everyday life. So, come listen, engage, and enjoy as we explore what it means to embrace life’s chaos together! Don’t forget to subscribe for weekly episodes.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey guys, welcome back to Honor of Best Behavior.
You're here with Mac and Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Guess who's back.
Back again, kelly's back.
Tell your friends Guess who'sback.
Guess who's back Guess who'sback, guess, who's back, guess,
who's back, guess, who's back,guess, who's back?
Hey, wow, we finally are back,made it back in the studio.
I almost felt like Joe Rogan,because you mostly had things
(00:30):
set up for me.
I told you before we startedrecording, like if I came home
from work and you're like Mom,podcast ready, let's go and I
just had to like, show up on themic.
We would be way better at beingmore consistent with our
episodes.
Just the thought Crickets.
We would be way better at beingmore consistent with our
episodes.
Just the thought Crickets.
Yeah, crickets, chirp, chirp,chirp, chirp, chirp.
Usually you're good at chirping, no, sometimes, no, okay, so
(00:58):
what I have, when do you thinkis the last time we recorded?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
So long my computer needs an upgrade, so long I
didn't remember where to plug inmy headphones.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What do you mean?
You got it right away.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
No, remember I was trying to plug it into the
computer.
And then so long I was like,why can't I hear myself?
Because I didn't have thesettings set right.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh mama.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
But here we are.
And what else I've noticedsince we recorded last is we
might live in the same house butwe have such different
schedules when it comes to youknow, we just things don't align
with your school schedule, mywork schedule, the energy
schedule is we are never on thesame energy yeah, I know, I am a
(01:44):
morning person.
You are a night person, and whenI have my energy you do not.
And then when you get yourenergy, I'm like ready to take a
break, and then it's dinnertime, and then it's busy time,
and then everyone's doing theirown thing and then it's time to
get ready for the next day.
And then yeah, and then we'relike okay, tomorrow we're going
(02:07):
to do a podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Then we don't.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And then we're like tomorrow we're going to do a
podcast, and then we don't.
And I'm like McCoy, we have todo a podcast, but today and then
we don't.
We didn't because we both had aunexpected snow day.
So a unexpected snow day so.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I didn't have to work .
That's how you get to work too.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, I got low-needed today because Wendy's what's
low-needed it means like Wendy'son vacation.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh, so you're not about to go?
Yeah, they had like enoughstaff.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
They didn't need me to fill in anywhere and I'm A-OK
with that.
I think it's really nice for mymental.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, I'll take my free mental, although I kind of
wasn't because I was ready to doall my finals and lock the fuck
in yeah but, well, you told melast night.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
So school got canceled today because we got
like six inches of snow and thewind was so severe it wasn't bad
when I went out there.
It wasn't, no, it was bad even Iwas just out there and it was
bad again.
It's supposed to be bad tilllike five anyway, so school got
canceled for that, and so then Iwas like all right, mackie,
here's the deal.
(03:09):
When you get up, we have tofigure out what we're doing a
podcast today.
There's no excuse, we have timeand we should both have energy,
because we both got to sleep inand do our thing, and I tried
to take a nap and my body didn'twant one, so bing.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Here we are.
If you would have took a nap,you would not want to do one.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Probably, because then I wake up and I'm like, uh,
no, I just don't feel likedoing anything, uh-huh, ooh.
Okay, so there's this podcastthat you might have heard of and
it's called new heights andit's the kelsey brothers, jason
and travis, and you might knowthat travis is dating taylor
swift I didn't know that, butokay you do live under a rock I
(03:53):
don't know much about whateveryou're going on, do you?
Know who taylor swift is yesokay, who is she?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
she's like a singer okay.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Do you know who travis kelsey is?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I don't know what he does, but I've heard him before.
Yeah okay, he plays for thekansas city chiefs and oh yeah,
oh yeah, okay, now okay, yeah,okay okay.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So anyway, he does a podcast and it's called new
heights and I've been listeningto it a little bit because I
like taylor and I just want tohear him talk about taylor, so
anyway, but they do this littlebit and it's called new news.
And then you say new news.
Okay, do it, we're going to doit right now.
All right, are you ready fornew news?
New news, all right.
(04:34):
So the four hen homestead is upand running.
So that has been really greatand successful and the
outpouring of love and supportfrom our community has just been
so heartwarming to me.
I cannot keep enough eggs inthat little egg stand.
And, yeah, people have justbeen so kind to me.
(04:57):
And today we added saltedcaramel butter.
Bars for sale A buck a bar,because they're good, but I
can't eat all those.
So I thought, oh, I'll just putthem in the egg stand.
Are they in there right now?
What?
Bars for sale a buck a bar?
Because they're good, but Ican't eat all those.
So I thought, oh, I'll just putthem in the egg stand.
Are they in there right now?
What are they in there rightnow?
Yeah, I mean, unless they allsold out, did you buy one?
Did?
you tell your friends they'regood, um, so, yeah, so I'm very
(05:19):
excited about my egg stand.
I I am just loving my littlehomestead world I've been living
in and building.
I love my chickens, I lovebunnies, but my chickens love me
more than my bunny loves me.
Yeah, like I was just outsidechecking on them and you know
whatever, looking for eggs.
It's always like an Easter egghunt every day Because sometimes
(05:41):
they lay in weird spots and I'mlike, oh hey, there's an egg
Weird.
But little Buffy, she just cameand like sat on my lap and
snuggled in and I was pettingher and she was purring and her
eyes were closed and I'd stoppetting her and then she would
look at me like why did you stoppetting me?
She was just all comfy and Inever thought chickens would
(06:03):
have such big personalities andthey're all different.
It's really.
It's just really, really it'ssweet and I've never had a pet
that gives back like my.
My pets lay eggs that you caneat and they're good like.
I never want to eatstore-bought eggs again is that
they don't even taste anydifferent they taste way more
like rich.
(06:23):
No, you don't think so last timeI made you their eggs, you said
these are really good yeah, I'mlike they're really good, okay.
Well, your, your opiniondoesn't count because you're
only 16.
How does it not count becauseyou don't know enough about you.
Know what we should do.
We should buy store-bought eggs?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
yeah, you should, and then we can do.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I'm gonna say you take, taste these eggs and then
you taste these eggs and thenyou tell me which ones are
better, and then no you shouldhave like you should blindfold
me.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And you should put a label on one that says chicken
egg and the one that says storeegg on the plate, and you give
me one and I taste it and Itaste the other one.
Okay, and then I have to pick.
You take the label off and Ipick which one I think is better
.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, before I take without you knowing, yeah, like
I take the label off after yeah,I get it yeah yeah, yeah, we
should do it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, we should do that.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Do you have anything to talk about?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Absolutely not.
I don't ever know what to talkabout, man.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
There's nothing like interesting going on.
Well, I can tell you somethings that you could talk about
.
You could talk about how yourfriends called me an old hag.
No one calls you an old hag,that's what you said.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
As a joke.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Well, my feelings are still hurt.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
How would they hurt?
No one called you that.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You told me that they did.
No I said no, and then a fewdays later, when I told you that
I was sad, you said I was justframing.
Nobody said that I was justsetting them up and I'm like do
you know how butthurt I've beenabout that?
It was that bad yeah, because Ijust envisioned myself looking
like an old hag and then I waslike oh, that's so not cute,
what the heck.
(08:02):
All All right.
So anyway, since you don't haveanything to talk about, I'll
continue to talk about my boringlife.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Your boring life.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
So my next endeavor is I want to grow some cucumbers
and tomatoes, because I reallywant to start canning and in my
mind canning you know likepickles, oh, okay.
Salsa.
So, anyway, that's what I'mgoing to start with, maybe
spaghetti sauce.
You should make some picklesPickles for sure pickles.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh, okay, yeah salsa, um.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So anyway, that's what I'm gonna start with
spaghetti, maybe spaghetti sauceyou should make some pickles,
pickles for sure, so I'm gonnastart with pickles.
And you know, my brain wants togo to like, oh, I want to make
pickles, I want to make salsa, Iwant to make marinara sauce, I
want to make jellies, I want tomake.
You know, my brain just is likeall these things and I'm like
all right kelly slow, I'm likeall right, kelly, slow down.
Let's start with cucumbers andtomatoes, and what can we can
(08:50):
with that, and how well does itgo?
So that's what I'm going to dothis summer.
I'm going to grow somevegetables for canning.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay All right, I want you to make me some good
pickles, spicy ones, you wantspicy ones.
I like those radish ones, spicyand sweet, and I want to make
enough for my little farm stand.
Okay, so I can give to thecommunity Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
How long does one jar last you?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
A long time.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Depends.
If they're good, they don'tlast that long.
So I've wanted to can for along time, but I've always
really been super intimidated bythe canning process.
But, um, I'm definitely in myhomestead era, so I'm going to
be working on that so if youyeah a lot of people are in
their sourdough era right now,and that's not me.
(09:37):
I hate making bread because it'sso tedious it's tedious because
it's so many steps and waiting,so it's like you have to do
this and you have to let it, andyou have to let it rot, you
have to let it do whateverprocess and then, after so long,
then you do the next step andthen you let it do that for how
long?
And I don't, I don't that's notmy thing Like I lose, you know,
I kind of have ADD, like you,and so I lose my focus and I
(10:00):
lose my desire to complete thattask because it takes there's
too many long process steps.
Am I boring you?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
No, I'm talking about sourdough.
I just feel like getting astretch in.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
And I feel like enough people are making
sourdough that I don't have to,so you guys keep making your
sourdough.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I know you two people give a sourdough.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And I will keep making salted caramel, butter
bars and stuff.
Okay, mackie, I wrote down somethings that I want you to talk
about, because I knew you wouldcome to the table with nothing.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
So this week is the end of your trimester.
You have a snow day today.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Like the.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Canadians.
They can say semester, sosemester means two.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, I know, trimester means three, three,
yeah, because it's T-R-I.
What is T?
That's yeah, that's Y Tri meansthree.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Trio yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Y Trace, that's Y yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, just yeah, come on, lock in mom yeah yeah, all
right.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So tell me, about what finals have you?
Have you taken any finals?
Yeah, are you?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
okay, you can't get balls out there Like thanks, I
just got a.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I just got an envision.
Okay, you in a ball, and Idefinitely don't ever want that
in my brain again.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Okay, I didn't even know that, but okay.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
When you said they were stuck together.
My boobs don't stick together,so I guess I don't understand
how testicles stick togetherokay, all right back on track
yeah finals.
Have you taken any?
Finals yet okay, what class wasthat?
In the um english all right,what it was your final on a book
(11:42):
review yeah, just like all thebooks you read.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah about this.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
So what book was your favorite book that you read?
Outsiders yes, I loved thatbook and I'm excited that
they're still having kids readthat book.
So you read the book, you sawthe movie yeah okay, what did
you like about the book?
Or tell me about the book, ortell me something.
Give me something over theresomething about the book why was
it your favorite?
(12:06):
What did you like about it?
What did you write your finalon?
it was just like so, likeintense I'd say I guess it's
kind of like intense.
Yeah, who was your favoritecharacter?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
the main character.
I don't even I'm not sayingwhat's his name again, dally.
No, it's not with a p paul, Idon't remember.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I haven't read that book in a long time.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
It was a weird name.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Hey, Paulie, you want to go to Joy-Z?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Mike's and get some subs.
Actually, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, damn it Fuck.
I thought, it might work.
We're having leftovers.
I already had my leftovers.
Well, I haven't had leftoversand there's plenty of other
leftovers me.
The r word, because that'sinappropriate.
I draw the line at the r wordwhy what's the matter with r you
?
Can say the f word, you can saythe s word, you can't say the r
word.
That's the only one I can't sayyeah.
(12:52):
You can't say, like the g word,what's the gay?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
oh, I hate when you say that, okay, anyway and I
hate when I say the one with theF.
Yes, yes, I do, that's notthat's not, and the one with the
.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Q Queef.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
No, like you know the other offensive word to the G
word and the F word, q, queer.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yes, oh well, I never , ever heard you say that.
So that's fine, don't say it.
But yeah, don't.
I never, ever have heard yousay that.
So that's fine, don't say it.
But yeah, it's fine, okay, whycould you not think of it?
Because I've never heard yousay that word.
I really have that's why I waslike Q Okay, whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Back on track.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I've never heard you say it, thankfully.
All right, so what finals doyou have left to take?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
My science one and my math one.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Okay, and did you already get your grade back on
your ELA final?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure .
Speaker 2 (13:47):
You didn't look.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I don't know, I didn't know, I didn't look.
I saw that my grade was fine inthat class.
I was like, oh, I'm passing, soI'm good.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So you just looked at your final grade.
Yeah, if I'm at the passinggrade it.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
But if my grade is fucking like cooked, I'm gonna
look and be like oh shit, Igotta get shit done now, now I
gotta work, okay, yep, so mathand science.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Okay, how do you feel like?
How are you feeling about those?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I'm more scared for my um, my science, because I
literally just turned in so muchwork in my math and it should
go up.
And my science.
I'm like at a, c, what happened?
Dude, I don't know you're greatyou had like all a's and b's
honor roll student.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I did okay on one test and my grade went down like
five and I went down from bminus to c.
Bro, like okay.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
well, you know what happens, okay, so we're gonna
just talk about your gradesreally quick.
I know you know what happens,okay, so we're going to just
talk about your grades reallyquick.
I know you know what happens,but I'm going to remind you, if
you end the trimester withanything less than a C,
including a C minus A.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
C minus is bad.
I thought we said a C minus.
No, the worst I could have.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
No C or better, or you are grounded from your Xbox
for the entire try until you getyour grades up again.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
How do I get my grades up again?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
For the next try.
You're grounded for the wholetry.
And at the end of the try.
If your grades are all a, c orbetter, then you're ungrounded
from your Xbox.
That's fucking crazy.
Yeah Well, you know what yourjob is school.
So if you can't do your job, cminus is like it's not.
It's less than satisfactory.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
What is satisfactory, good enough.
I don't know what good enoughis.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
A C.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
A, c is satisfactory.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yes, Less than a C.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
So a C minus a C.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Either is a D, but that's unacceptable, okay okay,
yeah, d is bad yeah, but like Imean, I'm just kidding whoa mom
oh, it couldn't help it, it'sjust a joke.
When you haven't had the d in along time, you want it okay, so
anyway, just kidding.
(15:59):
Okay, um, so anyway, yes, a cminus is less than satisfactory
it's a little bit less.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
It's, yep, I don't, just a little bit less than
satisfactory.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yep, I don't do a little bit less.
I feel like asking for Cs isnot asking for much.
It's kind of hard, though, andalso you'll be getting yourself
a job if you can't get decentgrades just going to school.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I already am going to get a job though when?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
What happened to your subway job?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Never got shit back from that.
I didn't get anything back.
I can't help that.
Okay, whatever, all right.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Okay, spring break next week.
Yep, if you're not grounded,what are your plans?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
If I'm not grounded, what are my plans?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
And if you are grounded, what are your plans?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I mean, if you're not grounded.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I know what your plans are.
If you're grounded, what areyour plans?
What are you gonna do withoutxbox in your life?
I don't know.
Do you have any plans forspring break?
Literally no.
I thought maybe we could go totop gulf one day.
I got a gift card.
Yeah, we have a lot of giftcards.
We should just do a gift cardevery day on spring break.
Yeah, we do a lot of gift cardslike a lot of them a lot of them
okay, so zero plans for aspring break, all right, great,
tell me about your driving whatdo you mean driving?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
what about it?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
well, you're working on your permit yeah, it's good
to get your driver's license.
Yeah, so how's that going?
Good?
Okay, where are you at, howmany hours do you have and how
many do you need?
Good, a lot of people ask melike, where are?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
you at, how many hours do you have and how?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
many do you need Good .
A lot of people ask me likewhere's Mackie at with getting
his license?
Do you have to have 50 hours?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
How many do you have?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I mean, approximately I'm kidding, I don't know Like
28.
You're so funny, I think.
I have like if we're roundinglike 30.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Okay, and you need 50?
.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
So where's your motivation at getting your
driving hours in?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I don't know.
We could go to Duluth orsomething next week.
It's like the podcast, it'slike the podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
It feels like I want to do it, but then you don't do
it.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yes, bro, like I don't, I'm not.
I'm like I don't have themotivation to ask to do it.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So do you just want me to like open the door for you
?
And be like, okay, the car isready.
No, okay.
So it's not like the podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Because if you said, mom, the podcast is ready to
record, I'd be like let go, butI've never said that Showtime
you never have.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I've never done that, but you should.
I've never opened the door andbeen like the yeah, okay, so any
update about driving Not really.
Okay, how about I'm falling?
So the other thing that I liketo talk about is what's on your
radar, like what are you reading, what are you listening to,
what are you watching?
So the other day I came homefrom work and you were very
(18:39):
intently doing homework andwatching this movie on TV.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
So tell me about that .
Tell us about that.
How did you find the movie?
What was it called?
What was it about?
I've never seen you that, likeI've never seen you actively
find a movie to watch and watchthe entire thing by yourself.
What that's not like you, it'snot like you to like turn on the
TV and find a movie and bezoned into it.
(19:06):
I never see you do that.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I got a good movie because I knew I could just do
my homework too.
I know I wouldn't be able tojust focus on one thing.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
You need multiple things going on.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Mainly just the background, because I can't just
do one thing at once.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Well, you weren't backgrounding it, you were
intently watching it.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I know, but like.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
That wasn't the plan.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
No, it was.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Okay.
So how did you find this movie?
Did you know about it?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, I knew about it a while ago.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Okay, so how did you find out about it?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
On TikTok.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Okay, what was it called?
What did you search up?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I don't even know.
I don't even know what Isearched up.
I don't know, I don't evenremember what it was called.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Okay, do you remember what channel it was on?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I found it on Discovery Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
At least you knew one thing.
So what was the movie about?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
It was about this kid .
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Without spoiling it for people who want to watch it,
even though we don't know thetitle.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It was about this kid that gets this 13-year-old boy
that gets kidnapped and all ofhis like other friends well, not
all of his friends, but likepeople he knew got kidnapped and
like their ghosts like are inthat basement and they like talk
to him through his phone thatapparently doesn't work and, uh,
they like tell him how to likeget out of there or whatever,
(20:23):
and then he ends up like yeah, Ican't say say anymore.
No spoilers, okay, like yeah,it's just about a 13 year old
boy that gets kidnapped in abasement and he escapes.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Okay, Because he's talking to like ghosts of kids
that were already.
They're dead yeah, I see deadpeople.
Okay, okay, all right, that'sall I had on my thing to ask you
about Was that loud as shit.
Yeah, what?
Just kidding, just kidding.
All right, I got a few things.
What's on my radar?
(20:52):
So reading?
So I'm really excited to letyou know that my good friend,
mary Ellen Taylor, who is anumber one New York Times
bestseller, sent me a book toproofread and give you all a
review about.
So I am currently reading that.
It's not out yet, but it'scalled After Paris, and so I
(21:13):
will be finishing that soon andthen I will be giving you guys a
complete book review of it andencouraging you to buy it and
read it and give it a five-starrating.
Other than that, I am currentlyreading Hopeless by Colleen
Hoover Always good.
I still have not read a ColleenHoover book that has let me
(21:34):
down, so that's super good.
What is on our radar for TV?
You and I are still watchingDexter.
We're on season two.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yep, and we have a new actually show that we used
to watch.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Oh yeah, what's it called?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
One of Us?
No, I don't know, I feel likeit's the Last of Us.
Oh yeah, that's what it'scalled.
So that is coming.
Season two is coming in April,so we're going to start watching
that again.
I am watching Severance seasontwo on Apple TV.
Didn't you just finish it?
(22:10):
Not the whole thing, but anepisode.
You kind of were watching it.
What do you think of it?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
It's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
It's weird.
That's why I like it.
It's like what the fuck isgoing on.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, I know, I know you like that stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
What the?
Fuck is going on, then for mynap time I turned on a movie to
watch, to fall asleep to, and itis also on Apple TV and it has.
Oh, excuse me, you don't likemy smell, do you smell it?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, it's too strong .
Speaker 2 (22:37):
You're too strong.
I know I am Thank you.
It smells better than yourbutthole.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Why.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Why does it stink?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
No, like, why'd you say that Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Fine, I won't say anything funny anymore.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I'll just be serious all the time.
No, don't be like.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I won't make jokes about D's and I won't make jokes
about buttholes.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Okay, making a joke about a butthole is really weird
.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
It's only weird.
Why are you weird aboutbuttholes?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
No, it's just weird.
Why are you weird aboutbuttholes?
No, it's just weird.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Okay, you fart all the time and think it's funny.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I don't laugh at my farts, I barely even fart around
you.
What do you mean, please?
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Did you hear that?
That's you.
That's not funny.
I don't even say did you hear?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
that.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Or you won't even say that, You'll just be like
you'll start laughing.
I heard that.
Why do you think your ownfucking fart is funny?
Are you four?
That's you.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
You think it's so funny?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
because that's what you sound like and that's what
you look like.
I do not look like that.
Yeah, you do, yeah, you do.
Next time you do it, look inthe mirror, because this is what
you're going to see.
Okay, Okay.
Are you done?
Yeah, I'm done.
(24:05):
Okay, no more jokes over here.
I know you're all waiting formy really funny joke at the end
of the episode, but I don't haveone.
Are you dead ass?
No, because you don't want tohear my jokes and you don't
think I'm funny I never.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I don't think you're okay okay welcome back to.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I gotta take a poop, okay.
So anyway, I've turned on amovie to fall asleep to, but it
was really good, so I just shutit off because I want to finish
it.
And it's on apple tv and it'scalled.
No one knows what that meansokay, I know it's called wolves
and it has and it has GeorgeClooney and Brad Pitt in it, and
(24:47):
they like clean up people'sdirty work, like if somebody
dies on your watch and you'relike, ah fuck, they come and
take care of it so you don'thave to worry about it.
All right, I have a few morethings to tell you about.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I got one thing to say, owltree.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
You got what Huh?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Owltree.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
What is it?
Okay, please, I'm going to askSiri what owl tree is, because
this is another thing you sayall the time, like certified
turtle and nobody knows whatthat means.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I made owl tree up, though, like two years ago.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
All right, I'm not even going to know my phone's
blowing up with people wantingeggs.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Eggs.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Eggs, all right, owl tree.
Hey Siri, hang on, it doesn'treally work like that.
Tell me the definition of owltree.
Well, it doesn't even come upas anything.
Let's see, let's see.
I'm going to try it one moretime.
(25:43):
That's because it didn't evenhear me say owl tree, Go.
An owl tree is where an owl.
Oh my God, an owl tree is atree where an owl lives or a
tree that someone associateswith owls.
The owl tree.
(26:05):
Granny Diamond tells Joe aboutan owl tree that grows in her
neighbor's lawn.
She describes seeing an owlperched in the tree and it
cheered her up.
What does it mean?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Well, it doesn't even I mean, it probably does mean
that but, when you say it, whatare you referencing?
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
No, I'm worried about it because you say it all the
time.
It means owl tree.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Owl tree.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Certified turtle.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Why are you saying that?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
again, because I never did.
While going for a goal, quicklyflip on top of your car and hit
the ball into the goal wallupside down.
This is on TikTok, and there isalso a song.
Oh, here it comes.
I don't know if you can hearthis.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
What's your name, dude?
Certified turtle, are you outof your fucking mind?
Get him out of here, man.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Is this what it is?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Ninja turtle looking motherfucker.
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
What's this guy?
What's your name, dude?
Oh, that's it.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, it's so retarded.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
His name is Okay, McCoy this is so stupid.
Okay.
So anyway, I'm going to tellyou something terrible that
happened to me.
I came home on Friday night, itwas really windy and I was in
my backyard and it was dark andall of a sudden I could tell
that my snow globe was not thereanymore and I couldn't find it
(27:35):
anywhere.
And the next morning I wentoutside and I found it down on
10th Avenue, in the road.
It was in the road, yes, andit's ruined, and I'm mad.
It's ruined, it's ruined road,yes, and it's ruined and I'm mad
it's ruined.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
It's ruined how.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Because people probably ran it over.
It blew down the road and gotall scuffed up and now it's just
laying on the side of the house, all broke.
So I'm really pissed that Ipaid a lot of money for it.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
How much did you pay for it?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I don't know Like $170.
And now it's up and I used itlike three times so don't ask me
about my snow globe, becauseI'm mad, okay well, we can patch
it up.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Okay, we'll see.
Well, I don't even know, itdepends how fucked it is.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah do you know how to sew?
Maybe we could sew the panelsback together.
I haven't even put it up, I'mjust the panel makes me want to
cry.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I don't know, I don't .
I didn't put it back together,so I don't even know you're
right, it might be okay, but I'mstill pissed.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
All right um, I think I have one more.
Oh, I have a few more things.
I thought I was done yeah sosomething new that I did.
I'm still not drinking alcoholthat's good I did have a dream
last night that I ran into gwenstefani and she bought me a
drink and so I drank it.
Okay, which is weird that Idream about stuff like that.
(28:52):
I do.
I have had dreams where somepeople have, like, given me
something to drink and then Itook a drink of it and it was
alcohol and I was upset that,like I was, didn't want to drink
alcohol and then it ruined itfor me.
Uh, so anyway, omni brewing inMaple Grove.
They have coffee flights.
It's a brewery where they servealcohol but they also serve
(29:13):
coffee.
So I went there on Saturday,had this coffee flight, and
every single one of them wasgood.
I'm trying to remember.
There was like a lavendermatcha, there was like a salted
caramel mocha, there was onecalled like a cherry bomb and it
was like chocolate cherry.
It was good.
And then there was another onewas one called like a cherry
bomb and it was like chocolatecherry.
It was good.
And then there was another onethat was just like a vanilla
mocha or something like that,but they were all good and they
(29:34):
had some other ones there too.
Um, so check it out, but it wasbusy as shit up in that joint,
but I would 10 out of 10recommend all right.
So you may have seen on mysnapchat story that I was
hatching some eggs so that Icould have my own little baby
(29:54):
chicks.
I wanted to hatch baby chicksand none of my eggs hatched, and
so I was really sad and scaredbecause I didn't know why they
didn't hatch and what happened.
And then it was like do youcrack them open and see what's
in there?
And I was really scared to dothat, so I went on a deep, dark
(30:16):
dive on YouTube and.
I YouTubed dissecting hatchingeggs that didn't hatch and I was
scared because some of themlooked like dead baby chickens
and some of them look likenothing.
And so I had 18 eggs and Iopened all of them and none of
them were fertilized, meaningthey never developed into
(30:38):
anything.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, so I just had them in there for no reason.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah.
So I was relieved Like I don't,I didn't, it wasn't my fault, I
didn't do anything, likethere's no way those eggs could
have ever hatched.
But now I got some new eggs andI'm trying to hatch them and I
think I'm on day 11 right now.
So that means all right, countdown 11 more days until hatch
time.
So I'm really hoping that theselittle babies hatch.
(31:03):
But this time I put like achromometer, hydrometer, in
there and so I can see the tempand the humidity levels at all
times.
So hopefully that works.
And I told the lady who I gotthese from shout out, I think
it's called Kisslinger Homesteadin Now.
(31:24):
Then She's's like these aredefinitely fertilized, so they
will hatch.
So anyway, I'm excited to seeif I hatch some babies in 11
days.
Anyway, last night I made mychicken bacon alfredo and that
is my favorite dinner that Imake, like usually when I make
dinner, like it's mediocre to me.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
to me, I like the crumbly bacon.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Because I just feel like I made it.
So it's like you know, whensomebody else cooks, it's always
better.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Oh yeah, it's always better.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Not this, this Alfredo sauce that I make from
scratch.
It is so good.
I was so full last nightbecause I just wanted to keep
going.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
And that's not me, I get full fast.
Yeah, when they were justafraid of us, I'm like I'm gonna
.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
You're like I'll take your plate.
I'm like, oh, I'm eating all ofthis sauce like I'm spooning it
up.
Oh, my god.
Um, I'm excited, for I've beenhaving really bad headaches, and
what I do at night, I know whyI get them it's because I clench
my jaw tight and I'll catchmyself doing it even when I'm
awake I'll be like open.
Open your jaw.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Like I don't know why I do that but, I, do so.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Anyway.
I ordered myself a mouth guardand it came today, and now I'm
going to mold it to my mouth andI'm going to be an old hag.
An old, what An old hag.
And I'm going to put it intonight.
How does that make you old?
In my old hag jammies with myold hag mouth guard, my old hag
bun.
But you're not old and I'mgoing to go to bed at 8.30 like
(32:53):
an old hag.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Are you actually going to go to bed at 8.30?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
There's something gross on my foot.
What is it?
It feels like Pick it up.
I can't see.
I need a light Hang on.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
It's literally just your skin.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
No, there's like a lump there.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Oh God, here I am.
It's probably cancer.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
And I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Mackie, Did you know my daddy got cancer cut out of
his neck.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
He did.
Yeah, what the fuck, no yeahyou got cancer.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
What kind of cancer did he have?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I don't remember I had my neck cut open.
Remember they thought.
I had cancer, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah, did he have lymphoma?
I don't know what it's called.
I ask him when I go over there.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, is he going to be okay?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah, he's fine yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Did he have to do like chemotherapy?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
No, it was like he just started growing there and
he was like no, he went to likeyou know, like the skin thing
where they get a skin sample,and they said that he had like
cancer, like growing somewhere,so they cut it out before it
could do anything.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Okay, so was it pre-cancer.
Now I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah, something like that.
He's fine though.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Okay, he didn't have to do any treatment.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
No, Other than just he said.
The last time I was over therehe said I let the Do you have to
?
Have that where they took itout, just heal up.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Is he okay now?
Yeah, Okay.
Well, that's really scary man.
I didn't know that.
How long have you known thatfor?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Like since last time I went over there.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Oh, that's not very long.
When did he have surgery?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I don't know, like when I was like the the week
before I went there, like I'mguessing, recently.
No, like I don't know, I justwent, like you know, when I last
time went over there yeah, notthe weekend, I was with you
before that okay, so likechristmas time.
I don't know, I can't tell you,I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Okay, but he's okay, yeah okay, um, all, right, now I
feel really dumb, but I'm gonnago on, so I'm gonna do my mouth
guard I got guard.
I got my flat back earringstoday, so that way when, I lay
down they don't hurt me.
I've really been struggling tofind a good pair of earrings
that don't hurt me.
All right, something I learned,something new that I learned.
(34:59):
I learned something new.
Do you have something that youlearned?
No, you're supposed to have.
This is a segment that we doevery time.
No, you got nothing.
No, all right.
Last night, when I was helpingyou with your homework, I
learned something aboutfinancial aid.
I learned what the cost ofattendance is, because I did not
know what that meant.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
And it means the total cost of attending school
for one year.
Total cost of attending schoolfor one year.
So it means like everythingTuition, any extra fees, any
housing or rent costs, foodcosts, books, supplies,
transportation, everything and Inever remember hearing that
term when I was doing financialaid or going to college.
(35:40):
However, my parents also Onemore.
That's weird.
I just got a weird message.
My parents didn't help me doanything for financial aid.
So this is all new to me andI'm happy that we're doing it
when you're only in 10th gradeand, like I said last night, we
really need you to get into thatSTEP program.
(36:01):
I really want you to go talk toyour counselor so we can figure
that out.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
So are you going to go do that this week please?
I don't even know how to get acount of the thing.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
You ignore the offices.
You just go there and say, hey,I need to talk to my counselor
about doing the step programnext year.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Okay, you got to be a big boy, I'm not a big boy.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Put your big boy undies on and we need to figure
that out.
So that is on you.
You need to do that tomorrow.
What's that?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It's a snow globe.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Oh, okay, Alright hang on.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Can I do it on Friday , because I have all my freaking
tests and finals.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Okay, fine, fine, alright, that's it, that's all I
had.
So do you have?
Alright, so almost done.
Would you rather?
And do you still want to hearmy joke, or you don't want to
hear it?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
It's not about buttholes.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
So there's that, Okay , would you rather?
Are you ready?
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
I didn't hear it.
You're really quiet, ready.
So what did you rather do?
I just said it.
Oh, I didn't hear it, you'rereally quiet.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Ready.
So what would you rather do?
I mean, I know your, would yourather, so I can answer it, but
everyone else might want to knowit.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Would you rather have a pointy nose or would you
rather have pointy ears?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I think I'd choose ears, because I can cover my
ears with my hair or a hat.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Probably pointy ears as well, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Unless I could get a nose job.
Otherwise I feel like the noseis just the center of your face.
Everyone sees it.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah, you look like Gru who Gru you know from.
Oh, despicable Me.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
And I feel like pointy ears.
You could tell little kids likeI'm one of Santa's elves, okay.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
No, no, that's cute, I guess you could say that you
could say that it's fun.
Like yeah, I can't.
I used to be an elf, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Retired.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
I'm an old hag now Okay mom, why are you even
saying that?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Do you feel bad yet?
Yeah, yeah, can you stop?
It was a joke and no one calledyou it.
You told me they did, so Ididn't know, but no one did.
No I know it was you and I toldyou like a week ago that no one
did and you're still on it.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah, I am Bro.
I have feelings.
It's that deep.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I have feelings it's that deep.
Yes, do you know what your lovelanguage is?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
You don't know what love languages are.
No, I do my love language iswords of affirmation, which
means, if you tell me goodthings about myself, that is my
love, that makes me feel lovedand happy and great.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
So when you say oh mom, you're beautiful.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Oh mom, you look nice today.
Oh mom, your makeup is nice.
Oh, I really like that outfit.
Oh mom, this is really gooddinner that you made.
Oh mom, yeah, all these greatthings that's my love language.
Okay, so the options for lovelanguages are words of
affirmation, acts of service,doing things for other people.
There's like a gift giving one.
I don't know all of them, letme.
(39:01):
I'm gonna look this up thoughnow, because now we're in it,
bro.
What are the love languages?
What are the love languages?
All right, five love languages.
I don't want to read the book.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Just tell me what they are, okay.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Words of affirmation, physical touch, so like if
people touching you makes youfeel nice.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
That's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Quality time, spending time with people, acts
of service, showing love bydoing things for someone that
makes their life easier, orreceiving gifts feeling loved
when someone gives you athoughtful gift.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
I'll take the gift.
I'm taking the gift.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Oh yeah, I'm taking the gift.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
So receiving gifts is your love language.
So when people give you thingsthat makes you feel loved, okay
I figured that would be soanyway, what do you mean?
Words of affirmation, not wordsof negativity, old negative hag
negative but like what?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
if it's like the truth, then the truth could be
like.
Okay, that's fine, butsometimes Is it that yours does
hurt?
Speaker 2 (40:11):
So is it true that I'm an old hag?
Then don't say anything.
Then keep your mouth shut.
If you don't have anything niceto say, don't say anything at
all, unless I say McCoy, I wantyou to tell me the truth.
I'm ready to hear it.
You zip it.
You zip your fucking lips.
Okay, are you ready for a funnyjoke?
(40:32):
And then we can wrap this up.
Yeah, it's totally PG, maybeeven G.
Why just the G?
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Because it's like super not bad at all.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Okay, and it's like bad and dumb, like a dad joke.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Okay, ready, okay.
And it's like bad and dumb,like a dad joke Okay, ready,
okay.
So it's corny yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Okay, yeah, I was going to say something, but I'm
not going to because it's aboutstuff that you don't like.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
You were going to say some shit.
Yeah, yeah, I was Okay.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Have you heard about a new sport called quiet tennis?
Speaker 1 (40:59):
No.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
It tennis, but without the racket.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
I don't understand that.
You play tennis with a racket.
Yeah, and racket means noise.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Yeah, oh my god you survived another episode of on
our best.
Our it's not our best behavioron our best behavior not on our
best like come on, man, it's asarcastic name.
It's been that long what youforgot?
The name yeah, I couldn't evensay it, but you, you say it so
fast at the beginning, like heyguys, welcome back to another
(41:35):
episode.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I'm loving you like what hey guys, welcome back to
honor best behavior you're herewith Mac and Kelly.
What?
That's what you started tellingme like when I started doing
this.
I would just Mom, you can'teven turn.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
It no, okay you just did.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
You're like Okay, true, bucket.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Alright, we gotta wrap this up.
We'll see you, guys when we seeyou.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
No promises bye, never again.
Hey guys, welcome back to Honor of Best Behavior.
You're here with Mac and Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Guess who's back.
Back again, kelly's back.
Tell your friends Guess who'sback.
Guess who's back Guess who'sback, guess, who's back, guess,
who's back, guess, who's back,guess, who's back?
Hey, wow, we finally are back,made it back in the studio.
I almost felt like Joe Rogan,because you mostly had things
(00:30):
set up for me.
I told you before we startedrecording, like if I came home
from work and you're like Mom,podcast ready, let's go and I
just had to like, show up on themic.
We would be way better at beingmore consistent with our
episodes.
Just the thought Crickets.
We would be way better at beingmore consistent with our
episodes.
Just the thought Crickets.
Yeah, crickets, chirp, chirp,chirp, chirp, chirp.
Usually you're good at chirping, no, sometimes, no, okay, so
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what I have, when do you thinkis the last time we recorded?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
So long my computer needs an upgrade, so long I
didn't remember where to plug inmy headphones.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What do you mean?
You got it right away.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
No, remember I was trying to plug it into the
computer.
And then so long I was like,why can't I hear myself?
Because I didn't have thesettings set right.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh mama.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
But here we are.
And what else I've noticedsince we recorded last is we
might live in the same house butwe have such different
schedules when it comes to youknow, we just things don't align
with your school schedule, mywork schedule, the energy
schedule is we are never on thesame energy yeah, I know, I am a
(01:44):
morning person.
You are a night person, and whenI have my energy you do not.
And then when you get yourenergy, I'm like ready to take a
break, and then it's dinnertime, and then it's busy time,
and then everyone's doing theirown thing and then it's time to
get ready for the next day.
And then yeah, and then we'relike okay, tomorrow we're going
(02:07):
to do a podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Then we don't.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And then we're like tomorrow we're going to do a
podcast, and then we don't.
And I'm like McCoy, we have todo a podcast, but today and then
we don't.
We didn't because we both had aunexpected snow day.
So a unexpected snow day so.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I didn't have to work .
That's how you get to work too.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, I got low-needed today because Wendy's what's
low-needed it means like Wendy'son vacation.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh, so you're not about to go?
Yeah, they had like enoughstaff.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
They didn't need me to fill in anywhere and I'm A-OK
with that.
I think it's really nice for mymental.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, I'll take my free mental, although I kind of
wasn't because I was ready to doall my finals and lock the fuck
in yeah but, well, you told melast night.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
So school got canceled today because we got
like six inches of snow and thewind was so severe it wasn't bad
when I went out there.
It wasn't, no, it was bad even Iwas just out there and it was
bad again.
It's supposed to be bad tilllike five anyway, so school got
canceled for that, and so then Iwas like all right, mackie,
here's the deal.
(03:09):
When you get up, we have tofigure out what we're doing a
podcast today.
There's no excuse, we have timeand we should both have energy,
because we both got to sleep inand do our thing, and I tried
to take a nap and my body didn'twant one, so bing.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Here we are.
If you would have took a nap,you would not want to do one.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Probably, because then I wake up and I'm like, uh,
no, I just don't feel likedoing anything, uh-huh, ooh.
Okay, so there's this podcastthat you might have heard of and
it's called new heights andit's the kelsey brothers, jason
and travis, and you might knowthat travis is dating taylor
swift I didn't know that, butokay you do live under a rock I
(03:53):
don't know much about whateveryou're going on, do you?
Know who taylor swift is yesokay, who is she?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
she's like a singer okay.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Do you know who travis kelsey is?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I don't know what he does, but I've heard him before.
Yeah okay, he plays for thekansas city chiefs and oh yeah,
oh yeah, okay, now okay, yeah,okay okay.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So anyway, he does a podcast and it's called new
heights and I've been listeningto it a little bit because I
like taylor and I just want tohear him talk about taylor, so
anyway, but they do this littlebit and it's called new news.
And then you say new news.
Okay, do it, we're going to doit right now.
All right, are you ready fornew news?
New news, all right.
(04:34):
So the four hen homestead is upand running.
So that has been really greatand successful and the
outpouring of love and supportfrom our community has just been
so heartwarming to me.
I cannot keep enough eggs inthat little egg stand.
And, yeah, people have justbeen so kind to me.
(04:57):
And today we added saltedcaramel butter.
Bars for sale A buck a bar,because they're good, but I
can't eat all those.
So I thought, oh, I'll just putthem in the egg stand.
Are they in there right now?
What?
Bars for sale a buck a bar?
Because they're good, but Ican't eat all those.
So I thought, oh, I'll just putthem in the egg stand.
Are they in there right now?
What are they in there rightnow?
Yeah, I mean, unless they allsold out, did you buy one?
Did?
you tell your friends they'regood, um, so, yeah, so I'm very
(05:19):
excited about my egg stand.
I I am just loving my littlehomestead world I've been living
in and building.
I love my chickens, I lovebunnies, but my chickens love me
more than my bunny loves me.
Yeah, like I was just outsidechecking on them and you know
whatever, looking for eggs.
It's always like an Easter egghunt every day Because sometimes
(05:41):
they lay in weird spots and I'mlike, oh hey, there's an egg
Weird.
But little Buffy, she just cameand like sat on my lap and
snuggled in and I was pettingher and she was purring and her
eyes were closed and I'd stoppetting her and then she would
look at me like why did you stoppetting me?
She was just all comfy and Inever thought chickens would
(06:03):
have such big personalities andthey're all different.
It's really.
It's just really, really it'ssweet and I've never had a pet
that gives back like my.
My pets lay eggs that you caneat and they're good like.
I never want to eatstore-bought eggs again is that
they don't even taste anydifferent they taste way more
like rich.
(06:23):
No, you don't think so last timeI made you their eggs, you said
these are really good yeah, I'mlike they're really good, okay.
Well, your, your opiniondoesn't count because you're
only 16.
How does it not count becauseyou don't know enough about you.
Know what we should do.
We should buy store-bought eggs?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
yeah, you should, and then we can do.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I'm gonna say you take, taste these eggs and then
you taste these eggs and thenyou tell me which ones are
better, and then no you shouldhave like you should blindfold
me.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And you should put a label on one that says chicken
egg and the one that says storeegg on the plate, and you give
me one and I taste it and Itaste the other one.
Okay, and then I have to pick.
You take the label off and Ipick which one I think is better
.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, before I take without you knowing, yeah, like
I take the label off after yeah,I get it yeah yeah, yeah, we
should do it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, we should do that.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Do you have anything to talk about?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Absolutely not.
I don't ever know what to talkabout, man.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
There's nothing like interesting going on.
Well, I can tell you somethings that you could talk about
.
You could talk about how yourfriends called me an old hag.
No one calls you an old hag,that's what you said.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
As a joke.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Well, my feelings are still hurt.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
How would they hurt?
No one called you that.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You told me that they did.
No I said no, and then a fewdays later, when I told you that
I was sad, you said I was justframing.
Nobody said that I was justsetting them up and I'm like do
you know how butthurt I've beenabout that?
It was that bad yeah, because Ijust envisioned myself looking
like an old hag and then I waslike oh, that's so not cute,
what the heck.
(08:02):
All All right.
So anyway, since you don't haveanything to talk about, I'll
continue to talk about my boringlife.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Your boring life.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
So my next endeavor is I want to grow some cucumbers
and tomatoes, because I reallywant to start canning and in my
mind canning you know likepickles, oh, okay.
Salsa.
So, anyway, that's what I'mgoing to start with, maybe
spaghetti sauce.
You should make some picklesPickles for sure pickles.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh, okay, yeah salsa, um.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So anyway, that's what I'm gonna start with
spaghetti, maybe spaghetti sauceyou should make some pickles,
pickles for sure, so I'm gonnastart with pickles.
And you know, my brain wants togo to like, oh, I want to make
pickles, I want to make salsa, Iwant to make marinara sauce, I
want to make jellies, I want tomake.
You know, my brain just is likeall these things and I'm like
all right kelly slow, I'm likeall right, kelly, slow down.
Let's start with cucumbers andtomatoes, and what can we can
(08:50):
with that, and how well does itgo?
So that's what I'm going to dothis summer.
I'm going to grow somevegetables for canning.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay All right, I want you to make me some good
pickles, spicy ones, you wantspicy ones.
I like those radish ones, spicyand sweet, and I want to make
enough for my little farm stand.
Okay, so I can give to thecommunity Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
How long does one jar last you?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
A long time.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Depends.
If they're good, they don'tlast that long.
So I've wanted to can for along time, but I've always
really been super intimidated bythe canning process.
But, um, I'm definitely in myhomestead era, so I'm going to
be working on that so if youyeah a lot of people are in
their sourdough era right now,and that's not me.
(09:37):
I hate making bread because it'sso tedious it's tedious because
it's so many steps and waiting,so it's like you have to do
this and you have to let it, andyou have to let it rot, you
have to let it do whateverprocess and then, after so long,
then you do the next step andthen you let it do that for how
long?
And I don't, I don't that's notmy thing Like I lose, you know,
I kind of have ADD, like you,and so I lose my focus and I
(10:00):
lose my desire to complete thattask because it takes there's
too many long process steps.
Am I boring you?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
No, I'm talking about sourdough.
I just feel like getting astretch in.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
And I feel like enough people are making
sourdough that I don't have to,so you guys keep making your
sourdough.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I know you two people give a sourdough.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And I will keep making salted caramel, butter
bars and stuff.
Okay, mackie, I wrote down somethings that I want you to talk
about, because I knew you wouldcome to the table with nothing.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
So this week is the end of your trimester.
You have a snow day today.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Like the.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Canadians.
They can say semester, sosemester means two.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, I know, trimester means three, three,
yeah, because it's T-R-I.
What is T?
That's yeah, that's Y Tri meansthree.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Trio yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Y Trace, that's Y yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, just yeah, come on, lock in mom yeah yeah, all
right.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So tell me, about what finals have you?
Have you taken any finals?
Yeah, are you?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
okay, you can't get balls out there Like thanks, I
just got a.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I just got an envision.
Okay, you in a ball, and Idefinitely don't ever want that
in my brain again.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Okay, I didn't even know that, but okay.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
When you said they were stuck together.
My boobs don't stick together,so I guess I don't understand
how testicles stick togetherokay, all right back on track
yeah finals.
Have you taken any?
Finals yet okay, what class wasthat?
In the um english all right,what it was your final on a book
(11:42):
review yeah, just like all thebooks you read.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah about this.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
So what book was your favorite book that you read?
Outsiders yes, I loved thatbook and I'm excited that
they're still having kids readthat book.
So you read the book, you sawthe movie yeah okay, what did
you like about the book?
Or tell me about the book, ortell me something.
Give me something over theresomething about the book why was
it your favorite?
(12:06):
What did you like about it?
What did you write your finalon?
it was just like so, likeintense I'd say I guess it's
kind of like intense.
Yeah, who was your favoritecharacter?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
the main character.
I don't even I'm not sayingwhat's his name again, dally.
No, it's not with a p paul, Idon't remember.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I haven't read that book in a long time.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
It was a weird name.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Hey, Paulie, you want to go to Joy-Z?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Mike's and get some subs.
Actually, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, damn it Fuck.
I thought, it might work.
We're having leftovers.
I already had my leftovers.
Well, I haven't had leftoversand there's plenty of other
leftovers me.
The r word, because that'sinappropriate.
I draw the line at the r wordwhy what's the matter with r you
?
Can say the f word, you can saythe s word, you can't say the r
word.
That's the only one I can't sayyeah.
(12:52):
You can't say, like the g word,what's the gay?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
oh, I hate when you say that, okay, anyway and I
hate when I say the one with theF.
Yes, yes, I do, that's notthat's not, and the one with the
.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Q Queef.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
No, like you know the other offensive word to the G
word and the F word, q, queer.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yes, oh well, I never , ever heard you say that.
So that's fine, don't say it.
But yeah, don't.
I never, ever have heard yousay that.
So that's fine, don't say it.
But yeah, it's fine, okay, whycould you not think of it?
Because I've never heard yousay that word.
I really have that's why I waslike Q Okay, whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Back on track.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I've never heard you say it, thankfully.
All right, so what finals doyou have left to take?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
My science one and my math one.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Okay, and did you already get your grade back on
your ELA final?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure .
Speaker 2 (13:47):
You didn't look.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I don't know, I didn't know, I didn't look.
I saw that my grade was fine inthat class.
I was like, oh, I'm passing, soI'm good.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So you just looked at your final grade.
Yeah, if I'm at the passinggrade it.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
But if my grade is fucking like cooked, I'm gonna
look and be like oh shit, Igotta get shit done now, now I
gotta work, okay, yep, so mathand science.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Okay, how do you feel like?
How are you feeling about those?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I'm more scared for my um, my science, because I
literally just turned in so muchwork in my math and it should
go up.
And my science.
I'm like at a, c, what happened?
Dude, I don't know you're greatyou had like all a's and b's
honor roll student.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I did okay on one test and my grade went down like
five and I went down from bminus to c.
Bro, like okay.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
well, you know what happens, okay, so we're gonna
just talk about your gradesreally quick.
I know you know what happens,okay, so we're going to just
talk about your grades reallyquick.
I know you know what happens,but I'm going to remind you, if
you end the trimester withanything less than a C,
including a C minus A.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
C minus is bad.
I thought we said a C minus.
No, the worst I could have.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
No C or better, or you are grounded from your Xbox
for the entire try until you getyour grades up again.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
How do I get my grades up again?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
For the next try.
You're grounded for the wholetry.
And at the end of the try.
If your grades are all a, c orbetter, then you're ungrounded
from your Xbox.
That's fucking crazy.
Yeah Well, you know what yourjob is school.
So if you can't do your job, cminus is like it's not.
It's less than satisfactory.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
What is satisfactory, good enough.
I don't know what good enoughis.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
A C.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
A, c is satisfactory.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yes, Less than a C.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
So a C minus a C.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Either is a D, but that's unacceptable, okay okay,
yeah, d is bad yeah, but like Imean, I'm just kidding whoa mom
oh, it couldn't help it, it'sjust a joke.
When you haven't had the d in along time, you want it okay, so
anyway, just kidding.
(15:59):
Okay, um, so anyway, yes, a cminus is less than satisfactory
it's a little bit less.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
It's, yep, I don't, just a little bit less than
satisfactory.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yep, I don't do a little bit less.
I feel like asking for Cs isnot asking for much.
It's kind of hard, though, andalso you'll be getting yourself
a job if you can't get decentgrades just going to school.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I already am going to get a job though when?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
What happened to your subway job?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Never got shit back from that.
I didn't get anything back.
I can't help that.
Okay, whatever, all right.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Okay, spring break next week.
Yep, if you're not grounded,what are your plans?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
If I'm not grounded, what are my plans?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
And if you are grounded, what are your plans?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I mean, if you're not grounded.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I know what your plans are.
If you're grounded, what areyour plans?
What are you gonna do withoutxbox in your life?
I don't know.
Do you have any plans forspring break?
Literally no.
I thought maybe we could go totop gulf one day.
I got a gift card.
Yeah, we have a lot of giftcards.
We should just do a gift cardevery day on spring break.
Yeah, we do a lot of gift cardslike a lot of them a lot of them
okay, so zero plans for aspring break, all right, great,
tell me about your driving whatdo you mean driving?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
what about it?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
well, you're working on your permit yeah, it's good
to get your driver's license.
Yeah, so how's that going?
Good?
Okay, where are you at, howmany hours do you have and how
many do you need?
Good, a lot of people ask melike, where are?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
you at, how many hours do you have and how?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
many do you need Good .
A lot of people ask me likewhere's Mackie at with getting
his license?
Do you have to have 50 hours?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
How many do you have?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I mean, approximately I'm kidding, I don't know Like
28.
You're so funny, I think.
I have like if we're roundinglike 30.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Okay, and you need 50?
.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
So where's your motivation at getting your
driving hours in?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I don't know.
We could go to Duluth orsomething next week.
It's like the podcast, it'slike the podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
It feels like I want to do it, but then you don't do
it.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yes, bro, like I don't, I'm not.
I'm like I don't have themotivation to ask to do it.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So do you just want me to like open the door for you
?
And be like, okay, the car isready.
No, okay.
So it's not like the podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Because if you said, mom, the podcast is ready to
record, I'd be like let go, butI've never said that Showtime
you never have.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I've never done that, but you should.
I've never opened the door andbeen like the yeah, okay, so any
update about driving Not really.
Okay, how about I'm falling?
So the other thing that I liketo talk about is what's on your
radar, like what are you reading, what are you listening to,
what are you watching?
So the other day I came homefrom work and you were very
(18:39):
intently doing homework andwatching this movie on TV.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
So tell me about that .
Tell us about that.
How did you find the movie?
What was it called?
What was it about?
I've never seen you that, likeI've never seen you actively
find a movie to watch and watchthe entire thing by yourself.
What that's not like you, it'snot like you to like turn on the
TV and find a movie and bezoned into it.
(19:06):
I never see you do that.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I got a good movie because I knew I could just do
my homework too.
I know I wouldn't be able tojust focus on one thing.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
You need multiple things going on.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Mainly just the background, because I can't just
do one thing at once.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Well, you weren't backgrounding it, you were
intently watching it.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I know, but like.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
That wasn't the plan.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
No, it was.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Okay.
So how did you find this movie?
Did you know about it?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, I knew about it a while ago.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Okay, so how did you find out about it?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
On TikTok.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Okay, what was it called?
What did you search up?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I don't even know.
I don't even know what Isearched up.
I don't know, I don't evenremember what it was called.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Okay, do you remember what channel it was on?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I found it on Discovery Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
At least you knew one thing.
So what was the movie about?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
It was about this kid .
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Without spoiling it for people who want to watch it,
even though we don't know thetitle.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It was about this kid that gets this 13-year-old boy
that gets kidnapped and all ofhis like other friends well, not
all of his friends, but likepeople he knew got kidnapped and
like their ghosts like are inthat basement and they like talk
to him through his phone thatapparently doesn't work and, uh,
they like tell him how to likeget out of there or whatever,
(20:23):
and then he ends up like yeah, Ican't say say anymore.
No spoilers, okay, like yeah,it's just about a 13 year old
boy that gets kidnapped in abasement and he escapes.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Okay, Because he's talking to like ghosts of kids
that were already.
They're dead yeah, I see deadpeople.
Okay, okay, all right, that'sall I had on my thing to ask you
about Was that loud as shit.
Yeah, what?
Just kidding, just kidding.
All right, I got a few things.
What's on my radar?
(20:52):
So reading?
So I'm really excited to letyou know that my good friend,
mary Ellen Taylor, who is anumber one New York Times
bestseller, sent me a book toproofread and give you all a
review about.
So I am currently reading that.
It's not out yet, but it'scalled After Paris, and so I
(21:13):
will be finishing that soon andthen I will be giving you guys a
complete book review of it andencouraging you to buy it and
read it and give it a five-starrating.
Other than that, I am currentlyreading Hopeless by Colleen
Hoover Always good.
I still have not read a ColleenHoover book that has let me
(21:34):
down, so that's super good.
What is on our radar for TV?
You and I are still watchingDexter.
We're on season two.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yep, and we have a new actually show that we used
to watch.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Oh yeah, what's it called?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
One of Us?
No, I don't know, I feel likeit's the Last of Us.
Oh yeah, that's what it'scalled.
So that is coming.
Season two is coming in April,so we're going to start watching
that again.
I am watching Severance seasontwo on Apple TV.
Didn't you just finish it?
(22:10):
Not the whole thing, but anepisode.
You kind of were watching it.
What do you think of it?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
It's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
It's weird.
That's why I like it.
It's like what the fuck isgoing on.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, I know, I know you like that stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
What the?
Fuck is going on, then for mynap time I turned on a movie to
watch, to fall asleep to, and itis also on Apple TV and it has.
Oh, excuse me, you don't likemy smell, do you smell it?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, it's too strong .
Speaker 2 (22:37):
You're too strong.
I know I am Thank you.
It smells better than yourbutthole.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Why.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Why does it stink?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
No, like, why'd you say that Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Fine, I won't say anything funny anymore.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I'll just be serious all the time.
No, don't be like.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I won't make jokes about D's and I won't make jokes
about buttholes.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Okay, making a joke about a butthole is really weird
.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
It's only weird.
Why are you weird aboutbuttholes?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
No, it's just weird.
Why are you weird aboutbuttholes?
No, it's just weird.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Okay, you fart all the time and think it's funny.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I don't laugh at my farts, I barely even fart around
you.
What do you mean, please?
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Did you hear that?
That's you.
That's not funny.
I don't even say did you hear?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
that.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Or you won't even say that, You'll just be like
you'll start laughing.
I heard that.
Why do you think your ownfucking fart is funny?
Are you four?
That's you.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
You think it's so funny?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
because that's what you sound like and that's what
you look like.
I do not look like that.
Yeah, you do, yeah, you do.
Next time you do it, look inthe mirror, because this is what
you're going to see.
Okay, Okay.
Are you done?
Yeah, I'm done.
(24:05):
Okay, no more jokes over here.
I know you're all waiting formy really funny joke at the end
of the episode, but I don't haveone.
Are you dead ass?
No, because you don't want tohear my jokes and you don't
think I'm funny I never.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I don't think you're okay okay welcome back to.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I gotta take a poop, okay.
So anyway, I've turned on amovie to fall asleep to, but it
was really good, so I just shutit off because I want to finish
it.
And it's on apple tv and it'scalled.
No one knows what that meansokay, I know it's called wolves
and it has and it has GeorgeClooney and Brad Pitt in it, and
(24:47):
they like clean up people'sdirty work, like if somebody
dies on your watch and you'relike, ah fuck, they come and
take care of it so you don'thave to worry about it.
All right, I have a few morethings to tell you about.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I got one thing to say, owltree.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
You got what Huh?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Owltree.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
What is it?
Okay, please, I'm going to askSiri what owl tree is, because
this is another thing you sayall the time, like certified
turtle and nobody knows whatthat means.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I made owl tree up, though, like two years ago.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
All right, I'm not even going to know my phone's
blowing up with people wantingeggs.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Eggs.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Eggs, all right, owl tree.
Hey Siri, hang on, it doesn'treally work like that.
Tell me the definition of owltree.
Well, it doesn't even come upas anything.
Let's see, let's see.
I'm going to try it one moretime.
(25:43):
That's because it didn't evenhear me say owl tree, Go.
An owl tree is where an owl.
Oh my God, an owl tree is atree where an owl lives or a
tree that someone associateswith owls.
The owl tree.
(26:05):
Granny Diamond tells Joe aboutan owl tree that grows in her
neighbor's lawn.
She describes seeing an owlperched in the tree and it
cheered her up.
What does it mean?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Well, it doesn't even I mean, it probably does mean
that but, when you say it, whatare you referencing?
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
No, I'm worried about it because you say it all the
time.
It means owl tree.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Owl tree.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Certified turtle.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Why are you saying that?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
again, because I never did.
While going for a goal, quicklyflip on top of your car and hit
the ball into the goal wallupside down.
This is on TikTok, and there isalso a song.
Oh, here it comes.
I don't know if you can hearthis.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
What's your name, dude?
Certified turtle, are you outof your fucking mind?
Get him out of here, man.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Is this what it is?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Ninja turtle looking motherfucker.
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
What's this guy?
What's your name, dude?
Oh, that's it.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, it's so retarded.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
His name is Okay, McCoy this is so stupid.
Okay.
So anyway, I'm going to tellyou something terrible that
happened to me.
I came home on Friday night, itwas really windy and I was in
my backyard and it was dark andall of a sudden I could tell
that my snow globe was not thereanymore and I couldn't find it
(27:35):
anywhere.
And the next morning I wentoutside and I found it down on
10th Avenue, in the road.
It was in the road, yes, andit's ruined, and I'm mad.
It's ruined, it's ruined road,yes, and it's ruined and I'm mad
it's ruined.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
It's ruined how.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Because people probably ran it over.
It blew down the road and gotall scuffed up and now it's just
laying on the side of the house, all broke.
So I'm really pissed that Ipaid a lot of money for it.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
How much did you pay for it?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I don't know Like $170.
And now it's up and I used itlike three times so don't ask me
about my snow globe, becauseI'm mad, okay well, we can patch
it up.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Okay, we'll see.
Well, I don't even know, itdepends how fucked it is.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah do you know how to sew?
Maybe we could sew the panelsback together.
I haven't even put it up, I'mjust the panel makes me want to
cry.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I don't know, I don't .
I didn't put it back together,so I don't even know you're
right, it might be okay, but I'mstill pissed.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
All right um, I think I have one more.
Oh, I have a few more things.
I thought I was done yeah sosomething new that I did.
I'm still not drinking alcoholthat's good I did have a dream
last night that I ran into gwenstefani and she bought me a
drink and so I drank it.
Okay, which is weird that Idream about stuff like that.
(28:52):
I do.
I have had dreams where somepeople have, like, given me
something to drink and then Itook a drink of it and it was
alcohol and I was upset that,like I was, didn't want to drink
alcohol and then it ruined itfor me.
Uh, so anyway, omni brewing inMaple Grove.
They have coffee flights.
It's a brewery where they servealcohol but they also serve
(29:13):
coffee.
So I went there on Saturday,had this coffee flight, and
every single one of them wasgood.
I'm trying to remember.
There was like a lavendermatcha, there was like a salted
caramel mocha, there was onecalled like a cherry bomb and it
was like chocolate cherry.
It was good.
And then there was another onewas one called like a cherry
bomb and it was like chocolatecherry.
It was good.
And then there was another onethat was just like a vanilla
mocha or something like that,but they were all good and they
(29:34):
had some other ones there too.
Um, so check it out, but it wasbusy as shit up in that joint,
but I would 10 out of 10recommend all right.
So you may have seen on mysnapchat story that I was
hatching some eggs so that Icould have my own little baby
(29:54):
chicks.
I wanted to hatch baby chicksand none of my eggs hatched, and
so I was really sad and scaredbecause I didn't know why they
didn't hatch and what happened.
And then it was like do youcrack them open and see what's
in there?
And I was really scared to dothat, so I went on a deep, dark
(30:16):
dive on YouTube and.
I YouTubed dissecting hatchingeggs that didn't hatch and I was
scared because some of themlooked like dead baby chickens
and some of them look likenothing.
And so I had 18 eggs and Iopened all of them and none of
them were fertilized, meaningthey never developed into
(30:38):
anything.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, so I just had them in there for no reason.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah.
So I was relieved Like I don't,I didn't, it wasn't my fault, I
didn't do anything, likethere's no way those eggs could
have ever hatched.
But now I got some new eggs andI'm trying to hatch them and I
think I'm on day 11 right now.
So that means all right, countdown 11 more days until hatch
time.
So I'm really hoping that theselittle babies hatch.
(31:03):
But this time I put like achromometer, hydrometer, in
there and so I can see the tempand the humidity levels at all
times.
So hopefully that works.
And I told the lady who I gotthese from shout out, I think
it's called Kisslinger Homesteadin Now.
(31:24):
Then She's's like these aredefinitely fertilized, so they
will hatch.
So anyway, I'm excited to seeif I hatch some babies in 11
days.
Anyway, last night I made mychicken bacon alfredo and that
is my favorite dinner that Imake, like usually when I make
dinner, like it's mediocre to me.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
to me, I like the crumbly bacon.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Because I just feel like I made it.
So it's like you know, whensomebody else cooks, it's always
better.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Oh yeah, it's always better.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Not this, this Alfredo sauce that I make from
scratch.
It is so good.
I was so full last nightbecause I just wanted to keep
going.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
And that's not me, I get full fast.
Yeah, when they were justafraid of us, I'm like I'm gonna
.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
You're like I'll take your plate.
I'm like, oh, I'm eating all ofthis sauce like I'm spooning it
up.
Oh, my god.
Um, I'm excited, for I've beenhaving really bad headaches, and
what I do at night, I know whyI get them it's because I clench
my jaw tight and I'll catchmyself doing it even when I'm
awake I'll be like open.
Open your jaw.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Like I don't know why I do that but, I, do so.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Anyway.
I ordered myself a mouth guardand it came today, and now I'm
going to mold it to my mouth andI'm going to be an old hag.
An old, what An old hag.
And I'm going to put it intonight.
How does that make you old?
In my old hag jammies with myold hag mouth guard, my old hag
bun.
But you're not old and I'mgoing to go to bed at 8.30 like
(32:53):
an old hag.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Are you actually going to go to bed at 8.30?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
There's something gross on my foot.
What is it?
It feels like Pick it up.
I can't see.
I need a light Hang on.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
It's literally just your skin.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
No, there's like a lump there.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Oh God, here I am.
It's probably cancer.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
And I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Mackie, Did you know my daddy got cancer cut out of
his neck.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
He did.
Yeah, what the fuck, no yeahyou got cancer.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
What kind of cancer did he have?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I don't remember I had my neck cut open.
Remember they thought.
I had cancer, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah, did he have lymphoma?
I don't know what it's called.
I ask him when I go over there.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, is he going to be okay?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah, he's fine yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Did he have to do like chemotherapy?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
No, it was like he just started growing there and
he was like no, he went to likeyou know, like the skin thing
where they get a skin sample,and they said that he had like
cancer, like growing somewhere,so they cut it out before it
could do anything.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Okay, so was it pre-cancer.
Now I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah, something like that.
He's fine though.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Okay, he didn't have to do any treatment.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
No, Other than just he said.
The last time I was over therehe said I let the Do you have to
?
Have that where they took itout, just heal up.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Is he okay now?
Yeah, Okay.
Well, that's really scary man.
I didn't know that.
How long have you known thatfor?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Like since last time I went over there.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Oh, that's not very long.
When did he have surgery?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I don't know, like when I was like the the week
before I went there, like I'mguessing, recently.
No, like I don't know, I justwent, like you know, when I last
time went over there yeah, notthe weekend, I was with you
before that okay, so likechristmas time.
I don't know, I can't tell you,I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Okay, but he's okay, yeah okay, um, all, right, now I
feel really dumb, but I'm gonnago on, so I'm gonna do my mouth
guard I got guard.
I got my flat back earringstoday, so that way when, I lay
down they don't hurt me.
I've really been struggling tofind a good pair of earrings
that don't hurt me.
All right, something I learned,something new that I learned.
(34:59):
I learned something new.
Do you have something that youlearned?
No, you're supposed to have.
This is a segment that we doevery time.
No, you got nothing.
No, all right.
Last night, when I was helpingyou with your homework, I
learned something aboutfinancial aid.
I learned what the cost ofattendance is, because I did not
know what that meant.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
And it means the total cost of attending school
for one year.
Total cost of attending schoolfor one year.
So it means like everythingTuition, any extra fees, any
housing or rent costs, foodcosts, books, supplies,
transportation, everything and Inever remember hearing that
term when I was doing financialaid or going to college.
(35:40):
However, my parents also Onemore.
That's weird.
I just got a weird message.
My parents didn't help me doanything for financial aid.
So this is all new to me andI'm happy that we're doing it
when you're only in 10th gradeand, like I said last night, we
really need you to get into thatSTEP program.
(36:01):
I really want you to go talk toyour counselor so we can figure
that out.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
So are you going to go do that this week please?
I don't even know how to get acount of the thing.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
You ignore the offices.
You just go there and say, hey,I need to talk to my counselor
about doing the step programnext year.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Okay, you got to be a big boy, I'm not a big boy.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Put your big boy undies on and we need to figure
that out.
So that is on you.
You need to do that tomorrow.
What's that?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It's a snow globe.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Oh, okay, Alright hang on.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Can I do it on Friday , because I have all my freaking
tests and finals.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Okay, fine, fine, alright, that's it, that's all I
had.
So do you have?
Alright, so almost done.
Would you rather?
And do you still want to hearmy joke, or you don't want to
hear it?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
It's not about buttholes.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
So there's that, Okay , would you rather?
Are you ready?
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
I didn't hear it.
You're really quiet, ready.
So what did you rather do?
I just said it.
Oh, I didn't hear it, you'rereally quiet.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Ready.
So what would you rather do?
I mean, I know your, would yourather, so I can answer it, but
everyone else might want to knowit.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Would you rather have a pointy nose or would you
rather have pointy ears?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I think I'd choose ears, because I can cover my
ears with my hair or a hat.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Probably pointy ears as well, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Unless I could get a nose job.
Otherwise I feel like the noseis just the center of your face.
Everyone sees it.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah, you look like Gru who Gru you know from.
Oh, despicable Me.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
And I feel like pointy ears.
You could tell little kids likeI'm one of Santa's elves, okay.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
No, no, that's cute, I guess you could say that you
could say that it's fun.
Like yeah, I can't.
I used to be an elf, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Retired.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
I'm an old hag now Okay mom, why are you even
saying that?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Do you feel bad yet?
Yeah, yeah, can you stop?
It was a joke and no one calledyou it.
You told me they did, so Ididn't know, but no one did.
No I know it was you and I toldyou like a week ago that no one
did and you're still on it.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah, I am Bro.
I have feelings.
It's that deep.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I have feelings it's that deep.
Yes, do you know what your lovelanguage is?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
You don't know what love languages are.
No, I do my love language iswords of affirmation, which
means, if you tell me goodthings about myself, that is my
love, that makes me feel lovedand happy and great.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
So when you say oh mom, you're beautiful.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Oh mom, you look nice today.
Oh mom, your makeup is nice.
Oh, I really like that outfit.
Oh mom, this is really gooddinner that you made.
Oh mom, yeah, all these greatthings that's my love language.
Okay, so the options for lovelanguages are words of
affirmation, acts of service,doing things for other people.
There's like a gift giving one.
I don't know all of them, letme.
(39:01):
I'm gonna look this up thoughnow, because now we're in it,
bro.
What are the love languages?
What are the love languages?
All right, five love languages.
I don't want to read the book.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Just tell me what they are, okay.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Words of affirmation, physical touch, so like if
people touching you makes youfeel nice.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
That's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Quality time, spending time with people, acts
of service, showing love bydoing things for someone that
makes their life easier, orreceiving gifts feeling loved
when someone gives you athoughtful gift.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
I'll take the gift.
I'm taking the gift.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Oh yeah, I'm taking the gift.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
So receiving gifts is your love language.
So when people give you thingsthat makes you feel loved, okay
I figured that would be soanyway, what do you mean?
Words of affirmation, not wordsof negativity, old negative hag
negative but like what?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
if it's like the truth, then the truth could be
like.
Okay, that's fine, butsometimes Is it that yours does
hurt?
Speaker 2 (40:11):
So is it true that I'm an old hag?
Then don't say anything.
Then keep your mouth shut.
If you don't have anything niceto say, don't say anything at
all, unless I say McCoy, I wantyou to tell me the truth.
I'm ready to hear it.
You zip it.
You zip your fucking lips.
Okay, are you ready for a funnyjoke?
(40:32):
And then we can wrap this up.
Yeah, it's totally PG, maybeeven G.
Why just the G?
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Because it's like super not bad at all.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Okay, and it's like bad and dumb, like a dad joke.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Okay, ready, okay.
And it's like bad and dumb,like a dad joke Okay, ready,
okay.
So it's corny yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Okay, yeah, I was going to say something, but I'm
not going to because it's aboutstuff that you don't like.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
You were going to say some shit.
Yeah, yeah, I was Okay.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Have you heard about a new sport called quiet tennis?
Speaker 1 (40:59):
No.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
It tennis, but without the racket.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
I don't understand that.
You play tennis with a racket.
Yeah, and racket means noise.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Yeah, oh my god you survived another episode of on
our best.
Our it's not our best behavioron our best behavior not on our
best like come on, man, it's asarcastic name.
It's been that long what youforgot?
The name yeah, I couldn't evensay it, but you, you say it so
fast at the beginning, like heyguys, welcome back to another
(41:35):
episode.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I'm loving you like what hey guys, welcome back to
honor best behavior you're herewith Mac and Kelly.
What?
That's what you started tellingme like when I started doing
this.
I would just Mom, you can'teven turn.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
It no, okay you just did.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
You're like Okay, true, bucket.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Alright, we gotta wrap this up.
We'll see you, guys when we seeyou.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
No promises bye, never again.
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