April 3, 2025 • 33 mins
Kelli shares her latest homesteading ventures including DIY fire starters and her exciting collaboration with 102.9 The Wolf featuring a live chicken coop cam and the saga of "Dolly Carton" who must lay enough eggs or face becoming chicken nuggets.
• Making fire starters using toilet paper rolls, dryer lint, and candle wax.
• Special collaboration with country radio station 102.9 The Wolf featuring a "cluck cam" in the chicken coop
• Maccoy shares humorous stories from chemistry class including his friend's dramatic reaction to a loud experiment
• Kelli discusses how Magic Mind has helped her maintain focus during a challenging emotional week
• Ten simple but powerful life lessons including taking responsibility, showing gratitude, and standing up for what's right
• Fun space trivia including extreme temperature variations on the moon and differences in planetary day lengths
• Would you rather game and jokes to close out the episode
For a limited time, use code OOBBLT20 at checkout to get 20% off a one-time purchase of Magic Mind or up to 48% off a subscription. Magic Mind helps with focus, mental clarity, and contains beneficial ingredients like lion's mane mushroom.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey guys, welcome back to Our Best Behavior.
I'm Mack and you're here withSpecial K in the house.
I don't know why I messed it upthis time.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You're here with Mack Dog and Special K not to be
confused with the cereal orillegal or recreational drugs.
I've been trying to get it.
People have been trying to helpme get a nickname and that was
one that came through what shoutout bigfoot club nicknames just
don't stick for me, so I'm justtrying to throw them out there
(00:34):
and see what happens okay,what's new I think you should do
.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You should like, like .
You should send people, be like, give me nicknames and you
should try to say as many as youcan and like one see if one
ever sticks, okay.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, tell me what's up since last time what's up
since last time well, when, howlong ago has it been?
It's been like a week 10 7, 10days and not that long.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
That was at the end of spring break, right?
Maybe?
No, like the first, I don'teven know.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It was like the first weekend I think we recorded a
week ago and released it lastThursday, so it's been we
haven't recorded for a bit, butwe did release an episode.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So what's new since I last?
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, I think last time we talked about your new
classes that you were taking.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And we talked about how you finished off last
trimester, how you got yourgrades up like last second.
And then I gave you somemotherly advice last second, and
then I gave you some motherlyadvice.
What was your utterly advice,motherly?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
like remember, I was saying like always be kind,
always be honest, all thosethings yeah yeah, is it all
coming back to you?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
yeah, I remember there were nights when the wind
was so cold.
Sorry, it's all coming back tome now.
Celine dion, oh my, gosh sorry.
Let me clear my throat.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
No, I don't know why.
It's just I can't speak English.
All of a sudden, my throat isjust like weird right now.
Today, junior, what is newsince last week?
New news.
Do you want me to start?
Yeah, you start.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I can tell, I can tell you're having a struggle.
Your life is so exciting.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It is totally.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
So I'm still in my homestead era, and the latest
things that I have decided thatI want to add to my long list of
homesteading includes makingfire starters, because every
year I buy like a quart of woodand then I make you stack it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, I hated that that sucks Every year.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
So it's coming, and then I want to make fire
starters and I saw on Pinterestthat you can make them by using.
So we have to save all theempty toilet paper rolls and
then all the dryer lint and thenyou stick the dryer lint into
the um tp roll empty one, andyou can also take vaseline and
cotton balls, and you can alsouse candle wax, so like when I'm
(02:52):
burning that candle you got mefor valentine's day like I want
to pour the wax after you turnit off.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Before you turn off you just pour some in there.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, pour some in there and then it hardens and
then that helps the fire starter, versus trying to shred up
paper and cardboard and shitthat flies all over the place
and then the fire departmentcomes over and I just don't need
that in my life anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, three times in a row.
All right, yep.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Three strikes, you're out.
I'm done with that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm surprised I didn't push it any further.
I'm surprised they didn't findme.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
But I got lucky.
That's why I'm surprised theydidn't find me, but I got lucky.
That's why I'm like I'm done.
I promise I'm done.
I'm just an old lady trying tohave fun in my backyard and go
bug somebody who's like stealing.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Leave me alone.
I'm just a little old lady.
Other super fun thing that'sbeen going on and I don't even
know if you know about thisbecause I feel like you live in
a bubble, not really, but I havebeen contributing to 102.9 the
Wolf.
If you're local here inMinnesota you would know this is
a country radio station.
(03:56):
Why are you telling me aboutthis?
And we are doing a chicken bitright now.
They have a live stream camerain our chicken coop and their
bit is that they're doing a.
I don't want to call it a spoof,but anyway, we have this
facetious chicken named DollyCarton and Dolly has to lay X
amount of eggs between now toGood Friday, otherwise she's
(04:20):
going to the fryer to be achicken nugget.
So yesterday there was no eggs,today there was four eggs.
So if you've been, if youlisten, this is going to
actually release after some ofthese come out on 102.9 the Wolf
.
But today there was four eggsand it was really funny because
on the live stream Jen actuallytext me and she goes you got
(04:42):
eggs and I just saw you on thecamera collecting them.
So that's pretty funny, uh.
So anyway, if you want to watchthe cluck cam, you can google or
go to 102.9 the wolf.
You'll just scroll down ontheir page, uh, to the cluck cam
and then you can see right intoour chicken coop to see if any.
I actually saw poppy live layan egg today like saw it pop out
(05:04):
of her butt.
I've never seen any of ourchickens actually lay eggs.
There's no volume on that camthat they have so I can't hear
it.
But Ebony was also in thereanother time and I could see
that she was like singing an eggsong and she also did lay an
egg today.
So anyway, the spoof is goingto be that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Bro, who is calling me right now?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
From season one of On Our Best Behavior to season
four.
Your phone rings a lot more nowthan it ever did in prior
seasons.
I can tell you've evolved withfriendships, which is good.
I'm glad I have all the hus,mom.
I'm glad All the hus.
Is it like husbands?
What does hus mean?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Never mind.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
No, I want to know like you need to hook me up with
the lingo word instead ofcalling girls the bitches, it's
like a better word, instead ofsaying oh my god, I have all the
bitches.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You see, all the hos, all the hos.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Is that like like slang for hose?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
hos, not really it's like, but that wasn't that
wasn't a girl calling you yeah,I know.
Oh, I thought you were gonnasay yeah oh, so you just call on
the hos.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
All right, where was?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I at with that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
So, anyway, check out the club cam that's awesome.
Check out 102.9 the wolf.
They're doing our bit at about705 every morning.
Um, and I personally get to beon there and talk to them and
kind of fill them in on what'sgoing on and I pretty much get
to write my own script.
So it's really fun.
It's been a really.
It's been a really nice time.
I never listened to I don'tlisten to country music, I'm a
(06:29):
rap lover, so it's been a littlebit change of pace for me, but
I have super been enjoying itand Greg Thunder and PT have
been awesome to work with supernice guys.
So check it out.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I had a burp.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Okay, anything else Do?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
you have anything to bring?
Not on this topic.
Not on this topic.
Not on this topic.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Has something come up that maybe you want to
contribute yet?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Contribute yet no, oh yeah, this is funny.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Logan hates and I bring this up.
Okay, does he?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
listen to the podcast .
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Probably not.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Well, then you won't know, I guess you won't.
This is so funny, I can't getover this.
There are actually two things.
Oh, good, good, good, good Okayso we were in chemistry,
chemistry B.
I don't think it matters whatit is, but it was like I think
it was Thursday.
It was Thursday, Thursday orWednesday, I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
And our teacher was like showing like this, like um
reaction with like some thingschemicals, whatever a chemical
reaction yeah, okay, that's whatyou call it.
And he was like this is gonnabe really loud.
And, oh my god, logan, hejumped.
He was like he like actuallyshit his airtime and I was like
bro, why did you jump so hard?
He was like.
I was like.
He was like.
His eyes were like so big.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
He was like was it really really loud?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
it was, it was like, but like way louder, like crazy
did anyone else elevate out oftheir seat?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
that's funny.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I was like I'm like and anytime logan jumps, I was
like, oh, my god, you remind meof that one time when you shit
your pants.
He was like, it wasn't eventhat funny.
I was like, oh, if you wouldhave seen it, if I would have
got a camera.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
So did everyone look at him then?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
No, I don't think anyone was like focused on
looking at him.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
When did he shit his pants?
Like a week ago?
Oh God, Don't talk about that.
Then I thought that was likewhen he was little.
No recent.
Okay, don't, don't um don'texploit him on the podcast
that's not right.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
It's not that bad.
He didn't expect it to be thatloud yeah, no, I mean the other
story.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
So yes, that's good what's the other?
Story the shitting his pants henever shit his pants.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
He jumped and got scared.
Oh okay, you didn't mean that,literally you just meant it as
like a yeah what I don't.
I got confused what are you on?
No, yeah, he just jumped reallyhard.
He's got special k that's.
Oh my god, wow, all right.
And then there's this otherstory.
So bring it.
We were like bored and we wegot our work done in chemistry,
(08:58):
right, and we were drawing likepictures of random shit and I
draw.
He was like.
He was like draw a crocodile,so I drew a crocodile.
It was really bad, you're agood drawer on it.
And for some reason there wasthis like clip of it was like a
cheeto girl and she was saying Iwill not go to the principal
office and logan thought it wasso funny we started dying over.
It was so stupid you had to bethere.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You're just laughing, laughing, laughing so hard, so
dumb do you ever laugh so, sohard.
Your stomach hurts and you'relike stop, I can't laugh anymore
.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
My tummy hurts so bad , it's so dumb.
Yeah, it was like it was almostgetting to that point.
It was getting to the point.
That's all I have, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Well, that's good.
I'm glad you brought somecontent to the table today.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Literally.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
We have new little setup, trying to be a little
more joe rogan-ish whereeverything is just ready to go
and we're making progress.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Leave it here.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
So yeah, basically be ready to go, yeah we should get
like we could turn the tableand then I know you guys can't
see, but on this wall we couldget like one of those neon on
our best behavior signs and thenwe could, we could, uh record
it on youtube again, becausewe've been really bad about
putting anything on YouTube, andwhen I say we, I mean me.
But feel free to take the reinsand take control of the YouTube
(10:10):
channel.
No, not interested Me.
Yeah, you're not going to applyfor that job.
It doesn't pay anything.
What?
Well, I'll pay you.
I mean it does If you run theYouTube channel, I will pay you
whatever it makes, okay.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Okay.
So when money comes in which Iwould never make money off you,
you don't know, I don't getenough of that, I don't really
make money off of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I just don't share it with you because I have had to
pay for all the startup.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
What do you mean?
The startup, all the stuff?
Yeah, all the equipment.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
And you also don't contribute other than me
dragging your ass to the table.
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(10:58):
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I've been going through somepersonal things that have been
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(11:19):
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I mean, what was I telling youwhen you said I thought you,
when you thought I said loganshit his pants yeah, I mean, but
I've been taking magic mindtoday, so that's I mean, that's
not a good example, but I'm justsaying I use magic Mind mostly
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(13:31):
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It doesn't taste like a Pepsi,but it's stomachable.
One of the girls that I workwith she drinks her greens and I
don't even know what that meansshe drinks this green juice.
I don't even know what it is.
She drinks this green juice.
I don't even know what it is,oh yeah, that's like.
And she complains about howdifficult it is to drink that
(13:54):
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Magic Mind I mean I would eat fruits.
I'd be fine with that, but notthe greens.
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Not veggies, not the greens, the greens are not good
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The greens are not good,they're only good warm.
Do you have a magic mind story.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I mean, yeah, I guess , yeah, okay, Like sometimes,
like you know, when you're notfeeling it in the morning, it's
like it's hard to get up.
Yeah, that magic mind, it hits.
Like when you stayed up alittle bit too late.
Yeah, yeah, that hits, although, no, it's weird because
sometimes, when I go to bedearly, I wake up and I feel way
more tired.
That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, that happens to me too, If I go to bed too
early and I almost get too muchsleep then my body just gets
lazy.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Because when I sleep until this is an example when I
sleep until 12 and I get up ittakes me so much longer to wake
up, but then when I get up wayquicker, yeah it doesn't make
any sense.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, you are good at getting up on the weekends or
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I don't like that.
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Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's fire.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
All right, I want to talk about life lessons, since
I'm in this emotional struggleof my life.
I just want to continue toeducate you, mccoy, how to be
the best young man you can be.
Okay, and this isn't just forboys, this is for all people.
I saw this, I read it and Ijust thought this feels and
(15:21):
looks so simple but yet goes sofar.
And as I've gotten older, I'verealized like, sometimes, like
I'll think something nice aboutsomebody and then I'll say you
know what, if someone thoughtsomething nice about me, I would
want to hear it, because youknow me and my love language is
words of affirmation.
So sometimes I'll thinksomething and then I'll say to
(15:43):
somebody hey, when I saw youearlier, I thought like gosh,
your hair looks so good today,and so I just wanted to let you
know like your hair looks sogood today.
And people are always like ohmy gosh, thank you.
Nobody is ever going to get madfor you telling them something
nice.
And if they are, they have realbig problems.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Or maybe you just got them at the wrong time.
You never know.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, I mean usually, if people are like that, though
, they have some shit going onin their life All right, ready
for the 10 lessons?
Yep, I'm ready, I want to hearyour input on each of them.
If you make a mistake, fix it.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I don't know what you mean by input.
I already do fix it.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I mean so like if you did something wrong so let's
say that you told me to shut upand then five minutes later you
realize like oh, I shouldn'ttell my mom to shut up Like come
upstairs and be like hey, mom,I shouldn't have talked to you
like that, that wasn't right.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I feel like I usually do that, but I don't really
talk back to you.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I know you don't cause I'll slap the shit out of
you.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Like that one time.
Yeah, never doing Like that onetime.
Yeah, never doing that again.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
This is something that you have room for
improvement on what If you'rethankful show it.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Okay, yeah, okay, sometimes I don't say thank you,
but I do mean it, but you'realways thankful.
Yeah, of course I'm alwaysthankful.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
You're just really bad at showing it.
So let's say that you didsomething really nice for me, or
bought me something really nice, or really went on your way for
something, and I just kind ofacted like I didn't care.
What would be the response thatyou would hope for?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You'd be happy.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Okay.
So if I was just like whateverthat wouldn't hurt your feelings
, that would suck yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, it would hurt your feelings.
I don't want to be like, ohthanks.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I wanted this or something like that.
Yeah, like when you dosomething nice for somebody or
you get them something thatyou're really excited about,
like you want a really greatreaction from them.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like I give a good reaction.
I'm like, oh, thanks.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
You just expect a lot .
I feel like, like you just knowyou're going to get whatever it
is you want, and so it's neverreally that surprising for you
and I think that you take it forgranted.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I take it for granted Sometimes.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, for sure, it's okay.
I'm not like ragging on you.
I'm just trying to bring somethings to light because we can
all improve.
I could do better on all ofthese things too.
I'm far from perfect.
I know I am too mom.
All right, if you're confusedabout something, ask questions.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I already do that.
Okay, good Sometimes Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
If you love someone, tell them.
I already do.
You do tell me, I know what theheck.
If you hurt somebody, takeresponsibility for that.
So like, if you say somethingmean and it really hurts
somebody, make sure that youtake responsibility for how you
made somebody feel.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
It depends on who it is okay I mean that's like
whatever the way of theirdickhead to me well, that's a
different story, but I'm justsaying if you just walk around,
yeah, and I say something, meanyeah to somebody who doesn't
deserve it.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, like if you're if you're being a bully, picking
on other kids like that's notokay.
Yeah, I know you don't do that,but that's my example.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
All right, if you're stuck, ask for help, it's always
okay to ask for help same thingas the other ones you ask for
help no, if you're confused, askquestions yeah, that's like
basically the same thing well, Ithink, ask no.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I think it's different, because if you're
confused and you ask questions,it's so that you can understand
yeah, I guess understand it ifyou're stuck like that could be,
like let's say you can't go anyfarther, you, you're lost yeah.
Or let's say, like you'retrying to do a project and you
can't understand theinstructions, like it's okay to
like be like hey, I'm having areally hard time here.
I can't get past this.
Can you help me?
(19:23):
Do you think you could look atit and see if there's something
I'm missing?
or I guess yeah, I feel likethat's.
We're really good at that, likeyou're really good at looking
at it.
I feel like this is like a legothing.
Like, since you played withlego so much as a kid, you're
really good at looking atinstructions and the pieces and
the pictures and being like ohyeah, I, this goes here, here,
here, here, and I am really badat that.
(19:45):
So I feel like we work reallywell together because you can
see things from like a graphpoint of view like graph, graph,
like looking at the picturesand the instructor and the words
, where I can just like think ofit in my mind or like visualize
it, and so I feel like we worktogether good, like that.
Okay, if someone needs help,give it, which kind of goes hand
(20:10):
in hand with the if you'restuck.
But if the rules were reversed?
If someone needs help, if yousee that somebody looks like
they need help that happens tome a lot at work I'll see
somebody in the hall or outsideand they look like they're
struggling and I'll say do youneed help?
Do you need help?
I do all the time, only if Ihave a hammer, and sometimes
people are like yes, andsometimes people are like, oh no
(20:31):
, thank you so much, I'm good.
If you're wrong, acknowledge it,which is a lot like if you make
a mistake, fix it, but justdon't try to like continually
try to prove that you're right.
When you're wrong, it's okay tobe wrong, so just be like I was
wrong.
(20:51):
If you fall, get back up.
So, if you struggle, if youfeel like you're failing, if you
feel like you're kind of at theend of your rope, like, just
get back up one foot in front ofthe other and I've been really
trying to do that Like I do getstuck sometimes, but I try to
tell myself that all I can do ismove forward and I can make it
(21:13):
worse or I can just try to keepgoing.
And time, you know, day by day,time helps with a lot of things
.
Just not time helps yeah, don'tyou think, like, as time passes,
like I guess yeah like ifsomething happened to you, like
the more time that goes likejima dying okay yeah, like when
she died.
That was really hard but like,as time goes on it gets easier,
(21:36):
it doesn't affect your life asmuch as it did, like sometimes
things will come up where it'sreally hard, like that she's not
here, but day-to-day life it'slike you've accepted it, you've
kind of moved on the best youcan, you know.
And then this is something thatI've always tried to preach to
you since you were just a littleschool boy in elementary If you
(21:58):
see a wrong poopy tag gosh, youknow when you were a kid you
said that a million times in arow.
And now you still say things amillion times in a row.
It's just a different saying.
What were you?
What is your new thing?
You've been on.
I don't know I can't remember, Ijust your white noise to me
when you're on that kick.
All right, so anyway, the thingthat I taught you since you
were little, if you see a wrong.
(22:19):
The last time I spammed someone, it was coping mechanism oh
yeah, coping mechanism if yousee a wrong, take a stand to
make it right.
So that's why I always tell youlike guilty by association, if
somebody's picking on somebody,stick up for them and be like
hey, leave them alone, knock itoff okay, yeah okay, and you've
(22:39):
been good about that.
okay, all right, I have justsome fun little bits to do, and
then that's it, and then wouldyou rather?
I have a funny joke that's alittle inappropriate but that's
my favorite kind of joke, notsurprised.
Well, your face is my favoritekind of joke, that's so funny.
(22:59):
All right.
So these are some fun thingsthat I was reading about and I
thought this is reallyinteresting.
If I think it's interesting,maybe McCoy will think it's
interesting and maybe ourpodcast listeners will think
it's interesting.
Maybe it's spooky.
So tell me if you that'sanother thing you say on repeat
is spooky season spooky?
Season hey mom, do you likespooky season?
(23:24):
but it's not like yesterdaywhere I was like coping
mechanism I have a lot of copingmechanisms I know I do too, mom
, everyone does and if theydon't, you need, you need to
figure one out, a healthy oneyeah, probably all right, tell
me if you already knew this ornot.
Moon is very hot.
(23:45):
It's 224 degrees during the dayand very cold at night.
Negative 243 degrees.
Isn't that crazy how much itvaries like isn't that 400
degrees negative 200 to positive200 that's weird, I didn't I
(24:06):
didn't know that.
I know that, all right, did youknow that one?
these are all, like, related toouter space, because I think
outer space is super cool, allright, did you know that one
million earths could fit insidethe sun?
That's how big the sun is.
Yeah, one million earths.
That's crazy.
(24:26):
Okay, even if you took anairplane to get to, pluto is 800
years away on a plane yeah geezno one's going there that's a
lot of generations away.
One day on Venus is almosteight months on Earth.
(24:48):
What and Neptune's days areonly 16 hours long.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Wait what Neptune's days are, only what.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, 16 hours, like ours are 24, and a Neptune a day
is 16 hours, but in Venus oneday is eight months.
Yeah, equivalent is eightmonths.
Yeah, equivalent to eightmonths.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
So that's 80 divided by 24?
.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I don't know, I'm not good at math.
That's not my strong suit topic.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
It depends on how many.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Subject Are you trying to do that?
If there's, 24 hours a day.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I can't even do that.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I would need a calculator, and I really don't
care that much, I just feel likeit's a long day, oh it would be
24 divided by however many daysare in eight months.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
That's what it'd be.
So it'd be I don't know howmany days it would be.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, it'd be 12 times 800.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
What It'd be 12 divided by.
I don't know 800.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Whoever's listening to this right now, that is like
a math genius is thinking gosh,you guys are idiots.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Three months is 90.
Yeah, three months is 90.
You got four.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
One year is 365 days.
Yeah, so wouldn't it just be365 times 800?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
But there's 12 months in a year, so eight months
isn't a year.
Mom.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Oh yeah, so you need to know how many days are in
eight months.
Just figure out how many fours.
So just figure out 30 timeseight.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Wait, wait, I'm cooking.
Okay, so four months is 120days.
Double that, so 240 days.
240 days divided by 24.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Division is not my strong point we do right.
Now, we do right now, okay,okay, 240 divided, you're
committed.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
It should be like 10.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
You are committed.
You lost me five minutes ago240 divided by 24.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, 10 days is what was I looking for.
Again, I'm already lost.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
So the thing was that we said one day on Venus is
almost eight months on Earth.
10 days is like one hour ohokay, I see what you're trying
to figure out.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Got it.
So 10 days on Earth is one hourin.
Okay, I see what you're tryingto figure out.
Got it.
Got it.
So 10 days on earth is one hourin venus.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Venus, yes that's what I was looking for.
I got it.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I'm glad we got there yeah, it took a little bit all
right.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Next, I have fun trivia and I want to see if you
know these, because some of themI did and some of them I didn't
.
And then I also like feel likeI can piggyback on some of these
when I ask you Cooked.
Oh, okay, all right.
Do you know how long an?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
elephant is pregnant, for Like when it gets pregnant,
how long it is, like, how longit takes till the baby's born.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Do you know how long a human is pregnant?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
for no, Tell me that.
Tell me that Nine months.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Nine months is pregnant, for no tell me that.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Tell me that nine months, nine months or 40 weeks
three months.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Nope, you're wrong 22 months.
Longer than a human holy almostone year almost one year, which
eight months is.
Oh, it feels like almost.
Oh no, 22 months.
Oh my god, mccoy, I'm so stupidthat's almost two years yeah,
what do you?
Oh my god, special k, all rightthis one.
Yeah, what are you on?
Oh my God, special K, all right, this one.
I knew.
What are you trying to figureout now?
(28:08):
Well, 24 months is two years,that's two years again.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah, I don't need a calculator for that Almost two
years Mom, no 24 months is twoyears, 22 months, oh you said 22
.
Okay, I thought you said 24.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I was like what All right I knew this one.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I want to see if you did.
What is the fastest land animal, a leopard, I mean thing with
the spots that you like Cheetah.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yeah, all right, I knew this one.
I want to see if you did whatis a baby goose called A baby
goose.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I couldn't tell you Gosling yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Which is why I think it's funny that Ryan Gosling
like I always think of a babygoose when I hear his name.
Like why would you?
I'm pretty sure Gosling is hisstage name and I don't know why
you'd choose a baby goose to beyour stage name.
That's like if my stage namewas Kelly Chick.
Like that's not cute.
Okay, two more.
(29:04):
This one I did not know know,so I wanted to see if you did.
What is the biggest shark?
I don't know the name do youfeel like this was ever on your
radar?
No, a whale shark, which Idon't even know what that looks
like.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Oh, my god, that's not even hard.
How do I know?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I know like why won't you just divert to that?
Okay, this one I.
I want to see if you knew it,how many legs does an octopus
have?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Eight.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Good job, that was easy.
That one was easy.
Okay, have a riddle and thenyou have a, would you rather?
And then I have a joke and thenwe peace out.
Okay, okay, I could not getthis one, so let me see if you
can figure it out.
Okay, I can be cracked, I canbe made, I can be told and I can
(29:52):
be played.
What am I?
A chick, a joke, what?
You crack a joke, you make ajoke, you tell a joke, you play
a joke.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You just kept let me keep guessing.
Oh sorry, you're selling.
I you tell a joke.
You play a joke.
You just kept, let me keepguessing.
Oh sorry, you're selling.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
I know I wanted to say egg right away.
Once I heard the word cracked,I couldn't get egg out of my
head.
I couldn't get it out of my headeither.
All right, do you have a?
Would you rather for me?
Nope, well, I have a funnystory for you.
While you're getting your wouldyou rather ready.
All and Emily up at theBoulevard, and Jay was there and
Jen's mom was there, and thenJen's mom's friend was there and
(30:27):
we had so much fun.
We did the meat raffle and Jenwon and it was a really good
time.
And then we went groceryshopping.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Oh, yeah, we went late night grocery shopping
which was sweet, because nobodywas there.
Yeah, are you ready for thejoke?
Yeah, I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
No, no, no, it's not a joke, so you have a would you?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
rather it's not a joke.
And so you have a.
Would you rather, Mom?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I'm being you right now.
Yeah, you are, you need somemore magic, mind.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
No, it's too late in the day for that.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Wait, oh my God, you hear that.
Yeah, I heard it.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I heard it in my headphones.
That means everyone heard it.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
That was loud, did you just shit your?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
pants?
I don't, though.
Did you shit your pants and nowyou're going to go throw your
undies in the fart?
Wow, all right.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Speaking of me farting, pass gas every time you
meet someone new or burp.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Every time you kiss someone, my fart stinks.
Yeah, turn that fan back on.
Don't wave it at me.
You fuck face I get.
Does it have to be an audiblefart?
Because, you know, sometimesyou can squeak one out.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
No, it has to be like a oh God, oh yeah, it has to be
like not silent, no silencehere, hmm.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
What are you picking?
I don't know what I'm picking.
Oh, I don't kiss no one, yeah,but what if you do?
That could change.
What if you finally meetsomebody you really want to kiss
and then you're like, no, Idon't know how to fake a burp.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I don't know how to either.
I'm not even going to try.
I'm doing the kiss one, though.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
You are.
Yeah, I think I'm doing thefart one because I'll just look
at somebody else, like what else?
Like what?
I blame it on somebody else,yeah, no, no, I'd be like at the
same time I can't.
How do you fake burp?
Yeah, how do you fake a burp?
What does that sound like?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
you can't let me hear your fake burp.
You can't fake a burp unlessyou like drink something or
swallow a bunch of air.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
No, what was that?
I was trying to fake a burp.
There's only one thing I knowhow to fake and I'm not going to
tell you.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
What is that you got to tell me Mom?
Tell me the O.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I don't know what that is.
The orgasm?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Oh, I don't know.
Do you know what that is?
I should have not asked.
Do you know what that is?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Okay, just making sure, just making sure.
Oh, just when you thought itwas over.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
My farsaw stinks.
It's stinking up the radio, allright.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
This is inappropriate , but your kids won't get it.
But if you don't want toexplain it to them, you might
want to shut the radio off.
What do you call a horny cow?
Do you know what horny means?
Yeah, I don't know what itwould be, though I'm feeling
Randy, baby Randy, do you knowwhat Randy means?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
No, but what was that Did?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
you ever see Austin Powers?
Nope, that's what he says whenhe's horny.
I think that's what, like theBritish people say.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I never no.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Oh, you're driving me bonkers, making me Randy.
You have a really good Britishaccent.
Okay, what do you call a hornycow?
Ready for it?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Absolutely bonkers Beef jerky.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I don't get it.
Beef jerky.
Oh my God, Thank you forlistening to another episode of
On Our Best Behavior.
We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Too legit, too legit to quit, hey, hey.
Hey guys, welcome back to Our Best Behavior.
I'm Mack and you're here withSpecial K in the house.
I don't know why I messed it upthis time.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You're here with Mack Dog and Special K not to be
confused with the cereal orillegal or recreational drugs.
I've been trying to get it.
People have been trying to helpme get a nickname and that was
one that came through what shoutout bigfoot club nicknames just
don't stick for me, so I'm justtrying to throw them out there
(00:34):
and see what happens okay,what's new I think you should do
.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You should like, like .
You should send people, be like, give me nicknames and you
should try to say as many as youcan and like one see if one
ever sticks, okay.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, tell me what's up since last time what's up
since last time well, when, howlong ago has it been?
It's been like a week 10 7, 10days and not that long.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
That was at the end of spring break, right?
Maybe?
No, like the first, I don'teven know.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It was like the first weekend I think we recorded a
week ago and released it lastThursday, so it's been we
haven't recorded for a bit, butwe did release an episode.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So what's new since I last?
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, I think last time we talked about your new
classes that you were taking.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And we talked about how you finished off last
trimester, how you got yourgrades up like last second.
And then I gave you somemotherly advice last second, and
then I gave you some motherlyadvice.
What was your utterly advice,motherly?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
like remember, I was saying like always be kind,
always be honest, all thosethings yeah yeah, is it all
coming back to you?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
yeah, I remember there were nights when the wind
was so cold.
Sorry, it's all coming back tome now.
Celine dion, oh my, gosh sorry.
Let me clear my throat.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
No, I don't know why.
It's just I can't speak English.
All of a sudden, my throat isjust like weird right now.
Today, junior, what is newsince last week?
New news.
Do you want me to start?
Yeah, you start.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I can tell, I can tell you're having a struggle.
Your life is so exciting.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It is totally.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
So I'm still in my homestead era, and the latest
things that I have decided thatI want to add to my long list of
homesteading includes makingfire starters, because every
year I buy like a quart of woodand then I make you stack it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, I hated that that sucks Every year.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
So it's coming, and then I want to make fire
starters and I saw on Pinterestthat you can make them by using.
So we have to save all theempty toilet paper rolls and
then all the dryer lint and thenyou stick the dryer lint into
the um tp roll empty one, andyou can also take vaseline and
cotton balls, and you can alsouse candle wax, so like when I'm
(02:52):
burning that candle you got mefor valentine's day like I want
to pour the wax after you turnit off.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Before you turn off you just pour some in there.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, pour some in there and then it hardens and
then that helps the fire starter, versus trying to shred up
paper and cardboard and shitthat flies all over the place
and then the fire departmentcomes over and I just don't need
that in my life anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, three times in a row.
All right, yep.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Three strikes, you're out.
I'm done with that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm surprised I didn't push it any further.
I'm surprised they didn't findme.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
But I got lucky.
That's why I'm surprised theydidn't find me, but I got lucky.
That's why I'm like I'm done.
I promise I'm done.
I'm just an old lady trying tohave fun in my backyard and go
bug somebody who's like stealing.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Leave me alone.
I'm just a little old lady.
Other super fun thing that'sbeen going on and I don't even
know if you know about thisbecause I feel like you live in
a bubble, not really, but I havebeen contributing to 102.9 the
Wolf.
If you're local here inMinnesota you would know this is
a country radio station.
(03:56):
Why are you telling me aboutthis?
And we are doing a chicken bitright now.
They have a live stream camerain our chicken coop and their
bit is that they're doing a.
I don't want to call it a spoof,but anyway, we have this
facetious chicken named DollyCarton and Dolly has to lay X
amount of eggs between now toGood Friday, otherwise she's
(04:20):
going to the fryer to be achicken nugget.
So yesterday there was no eggs,today there was four eggs.
So if you've been, if youlisten, this is going to
actually release after some ofthese come out on 102.9 the Wolf
.
But today there was four eggsand it was really funny because
on the live stream Jen actuallytext me and she goes you got
(04:42):
eggs and I just saw you on thecamera collecting them.
So that's pretty funny, uh.
So anyway, if you want to watchthe cluck cam, you can google or
go to 102.9 the wolf.
You'll just scroll down ontheir page, uh, to the cluck cam
and then you can see right intoour chicken coop to see if any.
I actually saw poppy live layan egg today like saw it pop out
(05:04):
of her butt.
I've never seen any of ourchickens actually lay eggs.
There's no volume on that camthat they have so I can't hear
it.
But Ebony was also in thereanother time and I could see
that she was like singing an eggsong and she also did lay an
egg today.
So anyway, the spoof is goingto be that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Bro, who is calling me right now?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
From season one of On Our Best Behavior to season
four.
Your phone rings a lot more nowthan it ever did in prior
seasons.
I can tell you've evolved withfriendships, which is good.
I'm glad I have all the hus,mom.
I'm glad All the hus.
Is it like husbands?
What does hus mean?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Never mind.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
No, I want to know like you need to hook me up with
the lingo word instead ofcalling girls the bitches, it's
like a better word, instead ofsaying oh my god, I have all the
bitches.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You see, all the hos, all the hos.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Is that like like slang for hose?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
hos, not really it's like, but that wasn't that
wasn't a girl calling you yeah,I know.
Oh, I thought you were gonnasay yeah oh, so you just call on
the hos.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
All right, where was?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I at with that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
So, anyway, check out the club cam that's awesome.
Check out 102.9 the wolf.
They're doing our bit at about705 every morning.
Um, and I personally get to beon there and talk to them and
kind of fill them in on what'sgoing on and I pretty much get
to write my own script.
So it's really fun.
It's been a really.
It's been a really nice time.
I never listened to I don'tlisten to country music, I'm a
(06:29):
rap lover, so it's been a littlebit change of pace for me, but
I have super been enjoying itand Greg Thunder and PT have
been awesome to work with supernice guys.
So check it out.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I had a burp.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Okay, anything else Do?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
you have anything to bring?
Not on this topic.
Not on this topic.
Not on this topic.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Has something come up that maybe you want to
contribute yet?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Contribute yet no, oh yeah, this is funny.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Logan hates and I bring this up.
Okay, does he?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
listen to the podcast .
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Probably not.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Well, then you won't know, I guess you won't.
This is so funny, I can't getover this.
There are actually two things.
Oh, good, good, good, good Okayso we were in chemistry,
chemistry B.
I don't think it matters whatit is, but it was like I think
it was Thursday.
It was Thursday, Thursday orWednesday, I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
And our teacher was like showing like this, like um
reaction with like some thingschemicals, whatever a chemical
reaction yeah, okay, that's whatyou call it.
And he was like this is gonnabe really loud.
And, oh my god, logan, hejumped.
He was like he like actuallyshit his airtime and I was like
bro, why did you jump so hard?
He was like.
I was like.
He was like.
His eyes were like so big.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
He was like was it really really loud?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
it was, it was like, but like way louder, like crazy
did anyone else elevate out oftheir seat?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
that's funny.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I was like I'm like and anytime logan jumps, I was
like, oh, my god, you remind meof that one time when you shit
your pants.
He was like, it wasn't eventhat funny.
I was like, oh, if you wouldhave seen it, if I would have
got a camera.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
So did everyone look at him then?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
No, I don't think anyone was like focused on
looking at him.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
When did he shit his pants?
Like a week ago?
Oh God, Don't talk about that.
Then I thought that was likewhen he was little.
No recent.
Okay, don't, don't um don'texploit him on the podcast
that's not right.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
It's not that bad.
He didn't expect it to be thatloud yeah, no, I mean the other
story.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
So yes, that's good what's the other?
Story the shitting his pants henever shit his pants.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
He jumped and got scared.
Oh okay, you didn't mean that,literally you just meant it as
like a yeah what I don't.
I got confused what are you on?
No, yeah, he just jumped reallyhard.
He's got special k that's.
Oh my god, wow, all right.
And then there's this otherstory.
So bring it.
We were like bored and we wegot our work done in chemistry,
(08:58):
right, and we were drawing likepictures of random shit and I
draw.
He was like.
He was like draw a crocodile,so I drew a crocodile.
It was really bad, you're agood drawer on it.
And for some reason there wasthis like clip of it was like a
cheeto girl and she was saying Iwill not go to the principal
office and logan thought it wasso funny we started dying over.
It was so stupid you had to bethere.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You're just laughing, laughing, laughing so hard, so
dumb do you ever laugh so, sohard.
Your stomach hurts and you'relike stop, I can't laugh anymore
.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
My tummy hurts so bad , it's so dumb.
Yeah, it was like it was almostgetting to that point.
It was getting to the point.
That's all I have, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Well, that's good.
I'm glad you brought somecontent to the table today.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Literally.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
We have new little setup, trying to be a little
more joe rogan-ish whereeverything is just ready to go
and we're making progress.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Leave it here.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
So yeah, basically be ready to go, yeah we should get
like we could turn the tableand then I know you guys can't
see, but on this wall we couldget like one of those neon on
our best behavior signs and thenwe could, we could, uh record
it on youtube again, becausewe've been really bad about
putting anything on YouTube, andwhen I say we, I mean me.
But feel free to take the reinsand take control of the YouTube
(10:10):
channel.
No, not interested Me.
Yeah, you're not going to applyfor that job.
It doesn't pay anything.
What?
Well, I'll pay you.
I mean it does If you run theYouTube channel, I will pay you
whatever it makes, okay.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Okay.
So when money comes in which Iwould never make money off you,
you don't know, I don't getenough of that, I don't really
make money off of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I just don't share it with you because I have had to
pay for all the startup.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
What do you mean?
The startup, all the stuff?
Yeah, all the equipment.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
And you also don't contribute other than me
dragging your ass to the table.
Basically, all right, real talk, yep.
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this like on the weekends I'llbe doing something and then I'm
totally doing something else andthen I'll be like what was I
doing before this?
I mean, what was I telling youwhen you said I thought you,
when you thought I said loganshit his pants yeah, I mean, but
I've been taking magic mindtoday, so that's I mean, that's
not a good example, but I'm justsaying I use magic Mind mostly
at work is where I need it andI'm just, I'm a believer and,
(13:31):
like I said, it doesn't tastebad.
It doesn't taste like a Pepsi,but it's stomachable.
One of the girls that I workwith she drinks her greens and I
don't even know what that meansshe drinks this green juice.
I don't even know what it is.
She drinks this green juice.
I don't even know what it is,oh yeah, that's like.
And she complains about howdifficult it is to drink that
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every day and I'm like, oh youknow, that's why I take.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Magic Mind I mean I would eat fruits.
I'd be fine with that, but notthe greens.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Not veggies, not the greens, the greens are not good
they.
The greens are not good,they're only good warm.
Do you have a magic mind story.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I mean, yeah, I guess , yeah, okay, Like sometimes,
like you know, when you're notfeeling it in the morning, it's
like it's hard to get up.
Yeah, that magic mind, it hits.
Like when you stayed up alittle bit too late.
Yeah, yeah, that hits, although, no, it's weird because
sometimes, when I go to bedearly, I wake up and I feel way
more tired.
That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, that happens to me too, If I go to bed too
early and I almost get too muchsleep then my body just gets
lazy.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Because when I sleep until this is an example when I
sleep until 12 and I get up ittakes me so much longer to wake
up, but then when I get up wayquicker, yeah it doesn't make
any sense.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, you are good at getting up on the weekends or
on the weekdays, but not on theweekends.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
All right, so we'll put the code in the show notes,
so make sure you hit that up.
Like I said, it's only for alimited time, so use it while
you can.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's fire.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
All right, I want to talk about life lessons, since
I'm in this emotional struggleof my life.
I just want to continue toeducate you, mccoy, how to be
the best young man you can be.
Okay, and this isn't just forboys, this is for all people.
I saw this, I read it and Ijust thought this feels and
(15:21):
looks so simple but yet goes sofar.
And as I've gotten older, I'verealized like, sometimes, like
I'll think something nice aboutsomebody and then I'll say you
know what, if someone thoughtsomething nice about me, I would
want to hear it, because youknow me and my love language is
words of affirmation.
So sometimes I'll thinksomething and then I'll say to
(15:43):
somebody hey, when I saw youearlier, I thought like gosh,
your hair looks so good today,and so I just wanted to let you
know like your hair looks sogood today.
And people are always like ohmy gosh, thank you.
Nobody is ever going to get madfor you telling them something
nice.
And if they are, they have realbig problems.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Or maybe you just got them at the wrong time.
You never know.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, I mean usually, if people are like that, though
, they have some shit going onin their life All right, ready
for the 10 lessons?
Yep, I'm ready, I want to hearyour input on each of them.
If you make a mistake, fix it.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I don't know what you mean by input.
I already do fix it.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I mean so like if you did something wrong so let's
say that you told me to shut upand then five minutes later you
realize like oh, I shouldn'ttell my mom to shut up Like come
upstairs and be like hey, mom,I shouldn't have talked to you
like that, that wasn't right.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I feel like I usually do that, but I don't really
talk back to you.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I know you don't cause I'll slap the shit out of
you.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Like that one time.
Yeah, never doing Like that onetime.
Yeah, never doing that again.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
This is something that you have room for
improvement on what If you'rethankful show it.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Okay, yeah, okay, sometimes I don't say thank you,
but I do mean it, but you'realways thankful.
Yeah, of course I'm alwaysthankful.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
You're just really bad at showing it.
So let's say that you didsomething really nice for me, or
bought me something really nice, or really went on your way for
something, and I just kind ofacted like I didn't care.
What would be the response thatyou would hope for?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You'd be happy.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Okay.
So if I was just like whateverthat wouldn't hurt your feelings
, that would suck yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, it would hurt your feelings.
I don't want to be like, ohthanks.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I wanted this or something like that.
Yeah, like when you dosomething nice for somebody or
you get them something thatyou're really excited about,
like you want a really greatreaction from them.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like I give a good reaction.
I'm like, oh, thanks.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
You just expect a lot .
I feel like, like you just knowyou're going to get whatever it
is you want, and so it's neverreally that surprising for you
and I think that you take it forgranted.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I take it for granted Sometimes.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, for sure, it's okay.
I'm not like ragging on you.
I'm just trying to bring somethings to light because we can
all improve.
I could do better on all ofthese things too.
I'm far from perfect.
I know I am too mom.
All right, if you're confusedabout something, ask questions.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I already do that.
Okay, good Sometimes Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
If you love someone, tell them.
I already do.
You do tell me, I know what theheck.
If you hurt somebody, takeresponsibility for that.
So like, if you say somethingmean and it really hurts
somebody, make sure that youtake responsibility for how you
made somebody feel.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
It depends on who it is okay I mean that's like
whatever the way of theirdickhead to me well, that's a
different story, but I'm justsaying if you just walk around,
yeah, and I say something, meanyeah to somebody who doesn't
deserve it.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, like if you're if you're being a bully, picking
on other kids like that's notokay.
Yeah, I know you don't do that,but that's my example.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
All right, if you're stuck, ask for help, it's always
okay to ask for help same thingas the other ones you ask for
help no, if you're confused, askquestions yeah, that's like
basically the same thing well, Ithink, ask no.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I think it's different, because if you're
confused and you ask questions,it's so that you can understand
yeah, I guess understand it ifyou're stuck like that could be,
like let's say you can't go anyfarther, you, you're lost yeah.
Or let's say, like you'retrying to do a project and you
can't understand theinstructions, like it's okay to
like be like hey, I'm having areally hard time here.
I can't get past this.
Can you help me?
(19:23):
Do you think you could look atit and see if there's something
I'm missing?
or I guess yeah, I feel likethat's.
We're really good at that, likeyou're really good at looking
at it.
I feel like this is like a legothing.
Like, since you played withlego so much as a kid, you're
really good at looking atinstructions and the pieces and
the pictures and being like ohyeah, I, this goes here, here,
here, here, and I am really badat that.
(19:45):
So I feel like we work reallywell together because you can
see things from like a graphpoint of view like graph, graph,
like looking at the picturesand the instructor and the words
, where I can just like think ofit in my mind or like visualize
it, and so I feel like we worktogether good, like that.
Okay, if someone needs help,give it, which kind of goes hand
(20:10):
in hand with the if you'restuck.
But if the rules were reversed?
If someone needs help, if yousee that somebody looks like
they need help that happens tome a lot at work I'll see
somebody in the hall or outsideand they look like they're
struggling and I'll say do youneed help?
Do you need help?
I do all the time, only if Ihave a hammer, and sometimes
people are like yes, andsometimes people are like, oh no
(20:31):
, thank you so much, I'm good.
If you're wrong, acknowledge it,which is a lot like if you make
a mistake, fix it, but justdon't try to like continually
try to prove that you're right.
When you're wrong, it's okay tobe wrong, so just be like I was
wrong.
(20:51):
If you fall, get back up.
So, if you struggle, if youfeel like you're failing, if you
feel like you're kind of at theend of your rope, like, just
get back up one foot in front ofthe other and I've been really
trying to do that Like I do getstuck sometimes, but I try to
tell myself that all I can do ismove forward and I can make it
(21:13):
worse or I can just try to keepgoing.
And time, you know, day by day,time helps with a lot of things
.
Just not time helps yeah, don'tyou think, like, as time passes,
like I guess yeah like ifsomething happened to you, like
the more time that goes likejima dying okay yeah, like when
she died.
That was really hard but like,as time goes on it gets easier,
(21:36):
it doesn't affect your life asmuch as it did, like sometimes
things will come up where it'sreally hard, like that she's not
here, but day-to-day life it'slike you've accepted it, you've
kind of moved on the best youcan, you know.
And then this is something thatI've always tried to preach to
you since you were just a littleschool boy in elementary If you
(21:58):
see a wrong poopy tag gosh, youknow when you were a kid you
said that a million times in arow.
And now you still say things amillion times in a row.
It's just a different saying.
What were you?
What is your new thing?
You've been on.
I don't know I can't remember, Ijust your white noise to me
when you're on that kick.
All right, so anyway, the thingthat I taught you since you
were little, if you see a wrong.
(22:19):
The last time I spammed someone, it was coping mechanism oh
yeah, coping mechanism if yousee a wrong, take a stand to
make it right.
So that's why I always tell youlike guilty by association, if
somebody's picking on somebody,stick up for them and be like
hey, leave them alone, knock itoff okay, yeah okay, and you've
(22:39):
been good about that.
okay, all right, I have justsome fun little bits to do, and
then that's it, and then wouldyou rather?
I have a funny joke that's alittle inappropriate but that's
my favorite kind of joke, notsurprised.
Well, your face is my favoritekind of joke, that's so funny.
(22:59):
All right.
So these are some fun thingsthat I was reading about and I
thought this is reallyinteresting.
If I think it's interesting,maybe McCoy will think it's
interesting and maybe ourpodcast listeners will think
it's interesting.
Maybe it's spooky.
So tell me if you that'sanother thing you say on repeat
is spooky season spooky?
Season hey mom, do you likespooky season?
(23:24):
but it's not like yesterdaywhere I was like coping
mechanism I have a lot of copingmechanisms I know I do too, mom
, everyone does and if theydon't, you need, you need to
figure one out, a healthy oneyeah, probably all right, tell
me if you already knew this ornot.
Moon is very hot.
(23:45):
It's 224 degrees during the dayand very cold at night.
Negative 243 degrees.
Isn't that crazy how much itvaries like isn't that 400
degrees negative 200 to positive200 that's weird, I didn't I
(24:06):
didn't know that.
I know that, all right, did youknow that one?
these are all, like, related toouter space, because I think
outer space is super cool, allright, did you know that one
million earths could fit insidethe sun?
That's how big the sun is.
Yeah, one million earths.
That's crazy.
(24:26):
Okay, even if you took anairplane to get to, pluto is 800
years away on a plane yeah geezno one's going there that's a
lot of generations away.
One day on Venus is almosteight months on Earth.
(24:48):
What and Neptune's days areonly 16 hours long.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Wait what Neptune's days are, only what.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, 16 hours, like ours are 24, and a Neptune a day
is 16 hours, but in Venus oneday is eight months.
Yeah, equivalent is eightmonths.
Yeah, equivalent to eightmonths.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
So that's 80 divided by 24?
.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I don't know, I'm not good at math.
That's not my strong suit topic.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
It depends on how many.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Subject Are you trying to do that?
If there's, 24 hours a day.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I can't even do that.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I would need a calculator, and I really don't
care that much, I just feel likeit's a long day, oh it would be
24 divided by however many daysare in eight months.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
That's what it'd be.
So it'd be I don't know howmany days it would be.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, it'd be 12 times 800.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
What It'd be 12 divided by.
I don't know 800.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Whoever's listening to this right now, that is like
a math genius is thinking gosh,you guys are idiots.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Three months is 90.
Yeah, three months is 90.
You got four.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
One year is 365 days.
Yeah, so wouldn't it just be365 times 800?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
But there's 12 months in a year, so eight months
isn't a year.
Mom.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Oh yeah, so you need to know how many days are in
eight months.
Just figure out how many fours.
So just figure out 30 timeseight.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Wait, wait, I'm cooking.
Okay, so four months is 120days.
Double that, so 240 days.
240 days divided by 24.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Division is not my strong point we do right.
Now, we do right now, okay,okay, 240 divided, you're
committed.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
It should be like 10.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
You are committed.
You lost me five minutes ago240 divided by 24.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, 10 days is what was I looking for.
Again, I'm already lost.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
So the thing was that we said one day on Venus is
almost eight months on Earth.
10 days is like one hour ohokay, I see what you're trying
to figure out.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Got it.
So 10 days on Earth is one hourin.
Okay, I see what you're tryingto figure out.
Got it.
Got it.
So 10 days on earth is one hourin venus.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Venus, yes that's what I was looking for.
I got it.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I'm glad we got there yeah, it took a little bit all
right.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Next, I have fun trivia and I want to see if you
know these, because some of themI did and some of them I didn't
.
And then I also like feel likeI can piggyback on some of these
when I ask you Cooked.
Oh, okay, all right.
Do you know how long an?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
elephant is pregnant, for Like when it gets pregnant,
how long it is, like, how longit takes till the baby's born.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Do you know how long a human is pregnant?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
for no, Tell me that.
Tell me that Nine months.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Nine months is pregnant, for no tell me that.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Tell me that nine months, nine months or 40 weeks
three months.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Nope, you're wrong 22 months.
Longer than a human holy almostone year almost one year, which
eight months is.
Oh, it feels like almost.
Oh no, 22 months.
Oh my god, mccoy, I'm so stupidthat's almost two years yeah,
what do you?
Oh my god, special k, all rightthis one.
Yeah, what are you on?
Oh my God, special K, all right, this one.
I knew.
What are you trying to figureout now?
(28:08):
Well, 24 months is two years,that's two years again.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah, I don't need a calculator for that Almost two
years Mom, no 24 months is twoyears, 22 months, oh you said 22
.
Okay, I thought you said 24.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I was like what All right I knew this one.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I want to see if you did.
What is the fastest land animal, a leopard, I mean thing with
the spots that you like Cheetah.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yeah, all right, I knew this one.
I want to see if you did whatis a baby goose called A baby
goose.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I couldn't tell you Gosling yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Which is why I think it's funny that Ryan Gosling
like I always think of a babygoose when I hear his name.
Like why would you?
I'm pretty sure Gosling is hisstage name and I don't know why
you'd choose a baby goose to beyour stage name.
That's like if my stage namewas Kelly Chick.
Like that's not cute.
Okay, two more.
(29:04):
This one I did not know know,so I wanted to see if you did.
What is the biggest shark?
I don't know the name do youfeel like this was ever on your
radar?
No, a whale shark, which Idon't even know what that looks
like.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Oh, my god, that's not even hard.
How do I know?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I know like why won't you just divert to that?
Okay, this one I.
I want to see if you knew it,how many legs does an octopus
have?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Eight.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Good job, that was easy.
That one was easy.
Okay, have a riddle and thenyou have a, would you rather?
And then I have a joke and thenwe peace out.
Okay, okay, I could not getthis one, so let me see if you
can figure it out.
Okay, I can be cracked, I canbe made, I can be told and I can
(29:52):
be played.
What am I?
A chick, a joke, what?
You crack a joke, you make ajoke, you tell a joke, you play
a joke.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You just kept let me keep guessing.
Oh sorry, you're selling.
I you tell a joke.
You play a joke.
You just kept, let me keepguessing.
Oh sorry, you're selling.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
I know I wanted to say egg right away.
Once I heard the word cracked,I couldn't get egg out of my
head.
I couldn't get it out of my headeither.
All right, do you have a?
Would you rather for me?
Nope, well, I have a funnystory for you.
While you're getting your wouldyou rather ready.
All and Emily up at theBoulevard, and Jay was there and
Jen's mom was there, and thenJen's mom's friend was there and
(30:27):
we had so much fun.
We did the meat raffle and Jenwon and it was a really good
time.
And then we went groceryshopping.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Oh, yeah, we went late night grocery shopping
which was sweet, because nobodywas there.
Yeah, are you ready for thejoke?
Yeah, I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
No, no, no, it's not a joke, so you have a would you?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
rather it's not a joke.
And so you have a.
Would you rather, Mom?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I'm being you right now.
Yeah, you are, you need somemore magic, mind.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
No, it's too late in the day for that.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Wait, oh my God, you hear that.
Yeah, I heard it.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I heard it in my headphones.
That means everyone heard it.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
That was loud, did you just shit your?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
pants?
I don't, though.
Did you shit your pants and nowyou're going to go throw your
undies in the fart?
Wow, all right.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Speaking of me farting, pass gas every time you
meet someone new or burp.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Every time you kiss someone, my fart stinks.
Yeah, turn that fan back on.
Don't wave it at me.
You fuck face I get.
Does it have to be an audiblefart?
Because, you know, sometimesyou can squeak one out.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
No, it has to be like a oh God, oh yeah, it has to be
like not silent, no silencehere, hmm.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
What are you picking?
I don't know what I'm picking.
Oh, I don't kiss no one, yeah,but what if you do?
That could change.
What if you finally meetsomebody you really want to kiss
and then you're like, no, Idon't know how to fake a burp.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I don't know how to either.
I'm not even going to try.
I'm doing the kiss one, though.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
You are.
Yeah, I think I'm doing thefart one because I'll just look
at somebody else, like what else?
Like what?
I blame it on somebody else,yeah, no, no, I'd be like at the
same time I can't.
How do you fake burp?
Yeah, how do you fake a burp?
What does that sound like?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
you can't let me hear your fake burp.
You can't fake a burp unlessyou like drink something or
swallow a bunch of air.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
No, what was that?
I was trying to fake a burp.
There's only one thing I knowhow to fake and I'm not going to
tell you.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
What is that you got to tell me Mom?
Tell me the O.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I don't know what that is.
The orgasm?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Oh, I don't know.
Do you know what that is?
I should have not asked.
Do you know what that is?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Okay, just making sure, just making sure.
Oh, just when you thought itwas over.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
My farsaw stinks.
It's stinking up the radio, allright.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
This is inappropriate , but your kids won't get it.
But if you don't want toexplain it to them, you might
want to shut the radio off.
What do you call a horny cow?
Do you know what horny means?
Yeah, I don't know what itwould be, though I'm feeling
Randy, baby Randy, do you knowwhat Randy means?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
No, but what was that Did?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
you ever see Austin Powers?
Nope, that's what he says whenhe's horny.
I think that's what, like theBritish people say.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I never no.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Oh, you're driving me bonkers, making me Randy.
You have a really good Britishaccent.
Okay, what do you call a hornycow?
Ready for it?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Absolutely bonkers Beef jerky.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I don't get it.
Beef jerky.
Oh my God, Thank you forlistening to another episode of
On Our Best Behavior.
We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Too legit, too legit to quit, hey, hey.
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