May 21, 2025 • 28 mins
Sunshine, wild rabbits, and teenage attitude collide in this refreshingly authentic episode that captures the beautiful chaos of family life. Kelli opens up about her unexpected new role as a rehabilitator for a tiny wild bunny that fits in the palm of her hand, promising adorable photos for followers willing to join this rescue journey on social media.
The Minnesota weather takes center stage as Kelli candidly shares how dramatically the lack of sunshine affects her mood, creating what she calls her "weather mood disorder" - a relatable struggle for anyone who's experienced seasonal blues. Her excitement about upcoming warmer temperatures reveals how these small environmental changes can dramatically impact our everyday outlook.
The true heart of this episode emerges through the unfiltered mom-son dynamic between Kelli and Mac. Their back-and-forth banter during fifth-grade trivia questions, teenage slang translations, and "would you rather" scenarios perfectly captures the complexity of parenting a teenager. When Kelli directly addresses Mac's recent "struggle bus" behavior - from avoiding chores to showing attitude - listeners get a genuine glimpse into the challenges and frustrations of raising adolescents without the sugar-coating often found in parenting content.
Between these authentic family moments, Kelli shares a thoughtful review of Mary Ellen Taylor's new book "After Paris," explaining how it surprisingly captivated her despite historical fiction not typically being her preferred genre. Her enthusiasm for the dual-timeline narrative and emotional depth demonstrates how the best books can transcend our usual preferences.
The episode wraps with playful threats to "dead leg" each other, showcasing how humor often becomes the safety valve in family relationships. For parents navigating the complex teenage years or anyone who appreciates unfiltered conversations about family life, this episode offers both comfort and comic relief in knowing you're not alone in these everyday struggles.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey guys, welcome back to Honor Best Behavior.
You're here with Mac and Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Kelly, the funnier, cooler half of this dynamic duo
Debatable.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What do you mean?
Debatable.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Like you don't agree over there.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
No, I don't agree.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You do, you think I am the more fun?
Yeah and cool.
Yeah, more cool than you.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
All right.
Well, mac, how was your day atschool?
Tell me the highlights, tell methe lowlights Because, honestly
, I just came rushing on in andI'm like be in the studio.
We have to record because mymotivation has been lacking.
It's been rainy and cold.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It's going to rain tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I just want to let you know it's a negative 26
degree deficit on what ouraverage temperature is in
Minnesota right now.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's huge.
On Thursday it's going to be 70again, oh good.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Amen, I need that 70.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Is there going to be sunshine?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's supposed to.
It's supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I don't know how to say the word again.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's all right, it's supposed to probably gonna.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
There you go I do that.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
When I in doubt, I just try to use a different word
.
It's supposed to be ouch whatyou just moved the whole table.
I don't know why I said ouch,but ouch I was worried,
everything was gonna fall.
I meant kind of like, ah, that'sbetter, oh, ow ow ow okay so my
(01:32):
new endeavor is I have rescueda wild rabbit, and when I say I
rescued it, I'm just housing it.
So my co-worker, her dog, founda bunny nest and said what do I
do with this bunny?
And I'm like, well, I'll takeit, I'll rehab it, it can live
in my backyard when it gets bigenough.
So I've been bottle feedingthis little wild bunny and it
(01:54):
like fits in the palm of my hand.
We'll post some photos oninstagram for you to see and so
you can like them.
Huh you haven't already well, Ithink I've posted some on
snapchat but not on instagram,so all right, tbd tbd.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I don't know what that stands for, but sure to be
determined, or to come kind ofthing tspmo, remind me what that
means.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
This shit pissed me off.
Oh, this shit pissed me off.
I know you say that all thetime and then I'm like I know
it's a negative thing and Ican't remember what it is all
right, so tell me about yourhighlights lowlights.
Did you eat lunch today?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I was going to, but it was ass, so I didn't eat that
.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
What was the option?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
it was, I don't know.
I got in the line and there wasfries.
That's all that was left.
No, but it was, and I didn'teat it.
I got it from my friend becausenothing was good so did you eat
breakfast nope have you?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
did you eat a snack when you got home?
Yeah, chips oh and I asked youlike do you want me to bring you
?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
something and I ate a peanut butter sandwich okay,
good, those.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You know what peanut butter sandwich is a solid and I
got milk.
So if you want to have cereal,well there's honeycomb I.
I think you ate all your.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Rice Krispies.
Yeah, I like honeycombing.
I'm really good at honeycombingtoo, yeah, honeycomb is good.
I'm really good at honeycombing.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well, the good news is it's payday for me tomorrow,
so we can go to the grocerystore.
Gulp, gulp, gulp, let's go.
And if you want to share yourpassword, and log in with me,
(03:31):
because I really need to getcaught up on severance and I
canceled all of my subscriptionsexcept for netflix why?
oh because everything costsmoney and I'm trying to like.
I went through all mysubscriptions and I was like I
don't need this.
I don't need this.
I only need one TV service.
We have cable, so one TVservice is fine and we actually
(03:53):
have two.
We have well, we share Macswith somebody and then I have
Netflix.
So if you want to share yourApple TV, how to etch a girl or
your boy over here, over here?
I don't know why I'm talkinglike that.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Sigh.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Okay, what's up?
Tell me something that'shappened in the past week for
you that you want to talk about.
You need some time I don't needtime Okay.
Time is on my side.
Yes, it is.
Do you have a story yet?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
or you want me to keep singing.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You got this okay you want me to keep singing?
No, oh not something else otherthan that, all right, I feel
like a lot has been going on,but I don't even know what.
So on friday, you mean fridayon friday.
The weather was so crappy onfriday and saturday this past,
and so I was pretty bummed outabout that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Supposed to get good again, though.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yes, but then so this is what I know about the
weather and sunshine.
The weather has a major I thinkI have that like weather mood
disorder situation, because whenit's cold or windy or gloomy or
rainy, I am a crab ass.
I feel super irritable andcranky and crabby.
(05:09):
But once the sun shined, likeSunday morning, I woke up and I
went outside and it wasn't hotbut it was nice enough out where
I could sit outside and drinkmy coffee.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It was like a little over room temp.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
And then I just felt so much more happy.
It was because the sun was out.
The sun was out.
It makes such a big difference.
And now Monday's been shitty,tuesday's been shitty,
wednesday's supposed to beshitty, but Friday Eve that
sunshine's going to be comingout.
But it's supposed to be weirdthis weekend too, because this
(05:40):
weekend I'm going to the ministate fair and the weather is
super questionable on if it'sgoing to be nice or not nice.
I think when you come it's thehot, really hot, at the mini
state fair but whenever you'renot there it's cold, okay, but
that's just a coincidence.
Okay, I'm going to get anothermy goal at the mini state fair
(06:05):
is to get another permanentbracelet.
I love these so much I'm goingto get another permanent
bracelet I love that is so much.
Well it's, I'm gonna get adifferent design, but that's the
same one, yeah, from last year.
Holy shit, because, look,there's no way to take it off
unless you break it or if itbreaks off.
But the one I had before this no, it's so light like you don't
even, and it's on all the time,so you just get used to it being
there.
Oh rude my last one I had onlylasted nine months, and then I
(06:28):
found it in the bottom of thelaundry basket when I was doing
laundry.
It came off, yeah how'd it comeoff?
it's so small because they likeI know you guys that are
listening can't see.
But this little thing.
They use it like a little miniwelder to weld it shut.
But I think if they weld it toomuch it gets weak and then it
can, like over time, wear down.
(06:49):
Do you have anything to talkabout yet?
no, all right, I'm gonna takethis moment to talk about magic
mind.
So twice, twice this week I had.
So first of all, first story.
First magic mind story is thatI was at work and this girl that
I work with.
(07:09):
She was super tired and she'slike my eyes feel so heavy.
I think I'm going to have tohave three cups of coffee today.
She's like and I'm reallyworried about how much caffeine
that is.
And I was like well, do youwant to try a magic mind?
And she's like does that stuffreally work?
And I'm like well, do you wantto try a Magic Mind?
And she's like does that stuffreally work?
And I'm like try it here, youcan have one, I'll let you try
(07:32):
it and you can tell me what youthink.
And she said that what's thatcode?
I'm going to buy that stuffBecause she said that she could
almost instantly tell that shewas more alert.
Her eyes didn't feel heavy, shedidn't have to have.
I think there's 55 milligramsof caffeine in the regular Magic
Mind.
They do make a caffeine-freeMagic Mind.
So if you don't want to do thecaffeine, there's that option.
(07:52):
They also make like a max onethat I believe it has a lot more
caffeine.
I've never had that one, butanyway, I am a big seeing is
believing and so every time Igive somebody a try of the magic
mind, they are surprised howwell it works and how fast it
works.
Just yesterday I was talking tomy sister-in-law and she's like
(08:15):
I got to ask you about thismagic mind and I'm going to be
real transparent with you rightnow.
She says to me do you just talkgood about magic mind because
you have to, or do you reallybelieve in it?
And I'm like number one I wouldnot talk about something in a
good way that I didn't believein.
I wouldn't promote it orsupport it.
(08:35):
And number two I told her Iwill let you try some and then
you will see how well it worksand you know so.
Anyway, seen as believing, ifyou try the magic mind and you
don't like it, they will refundyour money, no questions asked,
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You can use our code best mayto get 20 off a one-time
(08:59):
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Anything, anything, anything.
It has great.
All the ingredients that I lovein it.
(09:19):
It's got the magic mushroom,the lion's mane, turmeric,
ashwagandha.
That also bow, chicka, bow.
Wow, helps with your libido.
Mackie earmuffs on that.
Sex drive.
What the fuck is that?
You want to get freaky Wompwomp.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Then you take that ashwagandha.
Huh, what is that emote you'rehitting?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Womp, womp.
It's a pelvic thrust, do youwant?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
to see it again.
You have a name of that already.
Bow, chicka, bow, wow we don'tneed to see it again.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Okay, I thought you had a question about something.
No, I don't Ashwagandha thelibido.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, I didn't even ask no question, okay.
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Mackie, you should have hadsome magic mind before we
recorded, that would have helpedyou.
Mackie, you should have hadsome magic mind before we
recorded, that would have helpedyou Right.
Right, I know Now it's time fora book review.
So my dear friend Mary EllenTaylor, who also goes by another
(10:21):
name of Mary Burton she was onseason three of Honor Best
Behavior and I did an interviewwith her, but anyway, she has a
new book that just released andit is called After Paris by Mary
Ellen Taylor.
And I'm going to tell you, Ihave to admit, that I am usually
not a huge fan of historicalfiction.
(10:41):
My friend Emily loveshistorical fiction and she's
like give me that book whenyou're done, but it is
definitely not my genre.
But After Paris completelysurprised me in the best way
possible.
This story beautifully weavestogether two timelines, the
present and the past, in a waythat felt effortless and deeply
(11:04):
emotional.
The historical elements didn'tfeel distant or overly
dramatized.
They were intimate, layered andfull of heart.
The characters felt real andrelatable, no matter which time
period we were in.
What I loved most about thebook was how Mary Ellen Taylor
created such a strong connectionbetween the past and the
(11:26):
present.
It wasn't just about historyfor history's sake, it was about
how our stories, our familiesand even our secrets shape who
we are today.
I found myself invested in bothtimelines equally, which isn't
easy to pull off.
Every time a new chapter cameup, I was excited like who is it
going to be?
What time period is it going tobe so After?
(11:48):
Paris is about resilience, loveand the kind of quiet strength
that spans generations.
I couldn't put it down and whenI finished it I sat there for a
minute just letting it all soakin.
Highly highly recommend thisone, even if, or especially if,
historical fiction isn't usuallyyour thing.
Mary Ellen Taylor To be honest,I've read other Mary Ellen
(12:10):
Taylor books and that authorname for her is more of the kind
of like romantic love storyside of her versus her mystery
thrillers under Mary Burton.
But every time I read one ofher, I mean I read all of her
books, because I just love herso much and her books never
(12:32):
disappoint me.
No, either.
I don't know the right word ofwhen somebody has two different
author names, but both namesthat she writes under.
I love everything, sodefinitely check that out.
I'm going to post a photo ofthe book cover on our Instagram
page and that just came out thisweek, I believe, and oh, and
(12:55):
check her episode out.
It's called Mary Burton onseason three of Honor Best
Behavior.
All right, now we're going todo some easy fifth grade trivia
inspired by are you smarter thana fifth grader Mackie?
Are you smarter than a fifthgrader mackie?
Are you smarter?
than a fifth grader nope, allright, smarty pants, let's see
what you've got.
No googling, I'm not going to.
(13:17):
I love outer space, so some ofthese are outer spacious.
Outer spacious is that a word?
I?
Don't probably how annoyed withme are you right now?
On a scale of one to ten, notannoyed, ten being the most
annoyed.
Why do you sound so annoyed?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I'm not in that mood.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I don't know.
Okay, what planet is closest tothe sun?
Do you know?
Fuck, no, I didn't either.
It's Mercury.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Mercury, oh, I got it right, right, no.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I'll be damned, I can go right.
Nope, it's Frick.
Okay, this one you should know.
Okay, how many sides does ahexagon have?
Not to be confused with anoctagon?
Seven right, six, yep, six.
Okay, what is the longest riverin the world, bro?
What, oh, isn't the Rhymes withmile?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Now you confuse me.
Longest river in the world.
It's not by us, right Some?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
say it's not by us.
Some say it's the Amazon.
But, bro, what I don't know?
The Nile I would have neverknown.
You're not even familiar withthe Nile.
No, bro, oh my gosh, I havefailed you?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
How have you failed me?
It's a fucking dumbass river.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
What do you call a baby goat?
A kid Just like you, Mackie?
You actually.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Never knew that.
Oh, look at you, my little goat, because you're my little kid,
I'm not even little.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
What do you mean?
I'm a big year old.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
You're a big goat, a big year old.
Oh a chode.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
That's what I thought you said.
Wow, All right, Mackie wouldyou rather do chicken trivia?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
What the hell is that I'm really good at that.
Don't tempt me.
Our next week's going to be apoultry pop quiz.
A what Poultry pop?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
quiz.
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Chicken is poultry.
Oh, not to be confused withpoltergeist.
Poltergeist, not a poultryguist.
A poultry guist, no, no no.
All right.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
No.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Now, all right.
No, now, what are you all right?
Teenager translator.
I want to talk to you aboutsome things that are popular
with teens right now and see ifyou are in the know and if you
know what it means and if youcan translate it for me yes, no,
yes, no, yes, no, got it.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I can't hear you, oh my yes, no, yes, no, yes.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
have you heard of CoreCore?
No Videos on TikTok CoreCore.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
No, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
That's what it stands for Okay, have you seen?
Teens are now obsessed withdramatic edits from random
things like microwave, beepingwith sad music like a mesh what
the fuck?
No, it sounds like somethingyou would like, like that AMISR
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I never liked it.
I said it was so goofy.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
But you watched it.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
No, I never watched it.
I was like here's some more.
I need to get back now.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Have you heard about the AI yearbook trend?
No, where you upload yourphotos and you get 90s style
school portraits.
Like what you would look likeif you were a kid in the 90s.
No, you haven't seen that.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I have, but like that's definitely not.
I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Interest Okay Water bottles.
Stanley Cups versus Ouala waterbottles.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Why are these topics?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
This is what is popular with kids, not right now
, obviously.
Okay, mackie, if you could makeup a viral teen trend, what
would it be Like?
What's something that you thinkis cool, that everyone should
think is cool?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Gee, I couldn't tell you.
I don't know Generally, that'shard.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
How about the pubes I found on the kitchen floor?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Okay, you did not find pubes.
That was from Logan's wig.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
They look like a ball of pubes.
Okay that somebody just shavedoff in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Okay, why did you bring that up?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Well, because you guys were making videos, and so
that must be something that youthink is cool.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
No, he just looks retarded.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
You can't say the R word.
Yes, I can.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I'm expressing my feelings, I'm going to punch you
.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
You're in your feelings.
Why are you so sad?
You said the R word and thenyou said I'm in my feelings.
What?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
did you say I'm expressing my feelings?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Oh, okay, alright, mac, tell me A good slash.
Weird excuse for not doing yourchores or homework.
You should be good at this one,yeah, because you just ghosted
a lot doing your chores for notdoing your not yeah so tell me a
weird excuse, a weird one likewhy you couldn't do your chores
(18:04):
because you're doing somethingelse.
That's weird, oh weird.
I don't know you know for yourexcuses what's something funny
that you said when you were alittle kid poopy dack, poopy
dack.
You did say that all the time.
I forgot about that, did youpoopy dack?
And then you'd go under thekitchen table and, mackie, are
(18:25):
you pooping under there?
No you're embarrassing schoollittle kid stories, all right.
So the world's oldest dog justlost his title.
Turns out that the dog was saidto be 31, wasn't actually that
old, and people are really upsetwhy would you care?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
brown it's, it's an age.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I know that's what people like to get whipped up
about shit.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
The dumbest shit ever Dead ass.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
And Taylor Swift's album the Tortured Poets
Department is still topping thecharts.
What do you mean topping thecharts, mackie?
Do you think that it'soverrated?
Or a masterpiece?
Or a masterpiece, what?
Taylor Swift's new album, notnew album anymore but, still a
chart topper Masterpiece,probably overrated, everything's
overrated.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's me.
Yeah, that shit's overrated asfuck.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You're overrated as fuck.
It's over the top overratedDead ass.
Okay, Tell me what you think.
No Things that make you go,wait what.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Which I feel okay, tell me what you think.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
No things that make you go wait what, which I feel
like you do all the time when Idon't hear someone bananas,
banana.
This is like a hot take.
Bananas are berries butstrawberries aren't what that
made no sense yeah, I agree,that is not right.
There are more stars in theuniverse than grains of sand on
earth low-key.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
There's multiple like universes.
There's a lot of sand, probablynot grains.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, no, I know I can't get with it.
The blob of toothpaste on yourbrush is called a nurdle.
Have you ever ever heard that?
No, I never have heard that.
Would you rather just go livein the woods than listen to
these?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
No, I don't want to live in the freaking woods.
I'm not going to do nothing.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
If you could have a two-minute chat with a future
guest, who would you want it tobe?
I don't know, it could besomebody real, like a local hero
, teacher, influencer, ortotally imaginary, I don't know.
No, okay, boring, you're boring.
I am boring, you're boring.
I'm not a nerd, all right.
(20:41):
Would you rather have to singeverything you say for a whole
day like you're in a musical, oronly be able to whisper for one
week?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Yeah, for what?
Seeing everything I say for oneday, yeah, I just won't say
shit.
I never do say shit.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
That's not an option?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, it is an option .
You said seeing everything Isay.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
You are always yapping.
You could not keep your mouthshut for a day, we you know what
.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Let's try it.
Let's try it.
I know it's quiet, it's not Icould also sing, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
So you need to choose one, because I'm going to hold
you to it.
Sing it, sing, all, all right.
One day, starting rate afterthis podcast is over, everything
you say you have to sing.
No, then you have to whisperfor one week.
Why?
Why are you being a pain in myass?
How am I being a pain in yourass?
Because you're just unwillingto do anything.
I don't want to sing.
Do you want to know how muchshit I don't want to do?
(21:35):
I had to, I know, but you'rechoosing nothing You're like.
Well, I just won't talk at allfor a whole day.
That's not how it works.
I talk at all.
I don't the only place I wouldcare not to do this at school,
and I barely even talk at school.
So I thought I was just sayingI'd be fine.
So what's your answer?
I would sing.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Guess what I already sing most of the day anyway.
So okay, I don't know aboutthat.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
So every time you see a patient, you're like hi I'm
like hi, he looks like you'rehere for blah blah.
Okay, let's check your bloodpressure, that's just being like
that's a singy voice that's asingy voice.
Oh, my god, I'm gonna.
That's not.
I am gonna mess you up afterthis.
(22:17):
All right, what's your wouldyou rather?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
let's hear how good it is oh yeah, yeah, bring it on
okay okay, good, bring it outof your back pocket, let.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I'm going to be real.
I already said this one timetoday, but I'm going to be real
transparent.
Mackie, you have been astruggle bus this week.
I am just ready to whoop yourass and ground you.
You don't do your chores, Ididn't actually, you told me to
shut up last night, you justhave an attitude.
You do a lot of weird shitlately and you've been
disrespectful and I'm a littlebit pissy about it.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
What are you?
Okay, Come on.
Smarty Pants, let's hear your,would you rather, since yours is
so much better?
Okay, this is the one righthere.
Okay, it's kind of like dumb.
Yeah, let's hear it All right.
Would you rather have four armsor four legs?
Neither, okay.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Or four legs.
Neither Okay, I'd rather, I'drather.
I'd rather just have two armsand two legs.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I didn't say neither To your question.
I said I would sing.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
And I said what I'd do.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
You said you wouldn't talk at all.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I said.
I said I wouldn't talk thatmuch at school, so I said, I
guess I would do it.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
What's somebody called With no arms and no legs?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
What.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Ground beef?
What ground beef?
That's a cow.
It's not a joke, this is a realquestion.
I don't know the answer.
I thought maybe you would.
What is somebody?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
called who has no arms and no legs.
I want to say the one word, butI can't say it well whisper,
it's the r word.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
no, that's not the right word, that is not the
right word, all right here,useless.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
No, I mean, that could be a joke.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs
?
All right, here it goes.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Dude, my finger really itches right now.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Oh, that's usually a joke, bob.
I wasn't trying to be funny orclever, now generally seen as
insensitive or outdated.
Well, I'm not trying to makefun, I was trying to be serious.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Gemini, can you help me?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yes, I am a Gemini.
How can I help you?
It is, I think.
Nope, it's almost Gemini season.
Mccoy, what?
I am a Gemini.
How can I help you?
It's just, it is, I think.
Nope, it's almost Gemini season, mccoy.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
What do you mean?
Gemini season?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
It's the season of my sign coming out.
Sign.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
What, what sign.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
You know, you're a Capricorn, I'm a Gemini.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
My name's Kid Rock.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I'm a Capricorn in Detroit City is where I was born
.
What about Capricorn?
What?
What did you just say?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
You said something when I was trying to say.
Gemini is like the AI on Google.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Well, I was.
I came before that.
Help me out.
Gemini To you.
What can I help you with?
Are you ready to hear a funnyjoke?
What?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
can I help you with?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, oh, would you rather be a llama or a genius?
What is that?
Alright, alright, alright.
Time for a classic dad joke.
Mackie, are you ready?
And everyone kid-friendly hereso you don't have to turn your
radio off today.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Why don't eggs tell each other secrets?
I don't know what the heck,because they might crack up.
Oh my God, I've got yolks fordays.
My guy, yolks for days.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I didn't get that one .
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yolk Like an egg yolk .
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yolk Joke.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Oh, I didn't see the resemblance.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
There's no resemblance, there's nothing to
look at.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, resemblance, as in the word resemblance.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
You didn't connect the similarity.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, I didn't connect the dots Do you ever
connect the dots?
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
All the time.
What, okay, I do Dead ass.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Okay, what?
Okay, I do dead ass.
Okay, you're gonna be dead ass.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
What do you mean?
I'm gonna be dead ass.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Cause I'm gonna Dead ass you.
I'm gonna dead leg you for sure, okay, because you're driving
me crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
What did I do?
Drive me crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Cause you just have sucked this week.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
No, I haven't even done anything.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I'm not a bro, I know , but like I haven't even done
anything.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
As sucked this week.
I haven't even done anything.
I'm not a bro, I know, but Ihaven't even done anything.
That's bad this week.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Alright, friends, thanks for hanging with us.
We hope we cracked you up,tested your brain and made you
think about whispering inmusicals.
Don't forget to follow us onall of our social medias.
On our best behavior, we're onFacebook.
We're on Instagram.
On our underscore best behavior, we're on facebook.
We're on instagram on ourunderscore best behavior.
We're on tiktok on our bestbehavior, but mostly it's just
(26:54):
the chicken talk and um, yeah,and that's about it.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
So so what?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I was seeing if you had anything, anything add oh no
, I'm picking my nail.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I picked it too far.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Good, karma is my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
How's that Karma?
I'll just go clip it off.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I'm going to clip it off with your first knuckle.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
How are you going to clip it off my knuckle?
Let's see if I can do that.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I'm going to have you put your finger right here,
whop, with a knife, chop it off.
You cut my finger off.
Remember how last week wetalked about if we'd cut each
other's arm off and I was likeMcCoy would never cut your arm
off.
This week I would Let aloneyour finger.
I'd go all the way up.
That's okay, you can cut my uhand I would not pay for you to
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get a what's it called aprosthetic.
I just make my own.
I just make you have to suffer.
I'd make, because that's whatyou're doing to me I'm not
making you suffer how?
Because I told you already, youdon't listen.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I am listening you don't care, I do care, you don't
care, I do care.
It's been a shitty day thisweek, so I haven't been in the
mood.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Okay, well, I'm not in the mood to feed you or
clothe you.
Change your diapers, I don'teven have diapers anymore.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Are you sure Dead ass .
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Shit myself.
Thanks for listening to ourbanter.
Hope it's relatable, becauseit's all true.
Hey guys, welcome back to Honor Best Behavior.
You're here with Mac and Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Kelly, the funnier, cooler half of this dynamic duo
Debatable.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What do you mean?
Debatable.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Like you don't agree over there.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
No, I don't agree.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You do, you think I am the more fun?
Yeah and cool.
Yeah, more cool than you.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
All right.
Well, mac, how was your day atschool?
Tell me the highlights, tell methe lowlights Because, honestly
, I just came rushing on in andI'm like be in the studio.
We have to record because mymotivation has been lacking.
It's been rainy and cold.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It's going to rain tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I just want to let you know it's a negative 26
degree deficit on what ouraverage temperature is in
Minnesota right now.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's huge.
On Thursday it's going to be 70again, oh good.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Amen, I need that 70.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Is there going to be sunshine?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's supposed to.
It's supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I don't know how to say the word again.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's all right, it's supposed to probably gonna.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
There you go I do that.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
When I in doubt, I just try to use a different word
.
It's supposed to be ouch whatyou just moved the whole table.
I don't know why I said ouch,but ouch I was worried,
everything was gonna fall.
I meant kind of like, ah, that'sbetter, oh, ow ow ow okay so my
(01:32):
new endeavor is I have rescueda wild rabbit, and when I say I
rescued it, I'm just housing it.
So my co-worker, her dog, founda bunny nest and said what do I
do with this bunny?
And I'm like, well, I'll takeit, I'll rehab it, it can live
in my backyard when it gets bigenough.
So I've been bottle feedingthis little wild bunny and it
(01:54):
like fits in the palm of my hand.
We'll post some photos oninstagram for you to see and so
you can like them.
Huh you haven't already well, Ithink I've posted some on
snapchat but not on instagram,so all right, tbd tbd.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I don't know what that stands for, but sure to be
determined, or to come kind ofthing tspmo, remind me what that
means.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
This shit pissed me off.
Oh, this shit pissed me off.
I know you say that all thetime and then I'm like I know
it's a negative thing and Ican't remember what it is all
right, so tell me about yourhighlights lowlights.
Did you eat lunch today?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I was going to, but it was ass, so I didn't eat that
.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
What was the option?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
it was, I don't know.
I got in the line and there wasfries.
That's all that was left.
No, but it was, and I didn'teat it.
I got it from my friend becausenothing was good so did you eat
breakfast nope have you?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
did you eat a snack when you got home?
Yeah, chips oh and I asked youlike do you want me to bring you
?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
something and I ate a peanut butter sandwich okay,
good, those.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You know what peanut butter sandwich is a solid and I
got milk.
So if you want to have cereal,well there's honeycomb I.
I think you ate all your.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Rice Krispies.
Yeah, I like honeycombing.
I'm really good at honeycombingtoo, yeah, honeycomb is good.
I'm really good at honeycombing.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well, the good news is it's payday for me tomorrow,
so we can go to the grocerystore.
Gulp, gulp, gulp, let's go.
And if you want to share yourpassword, and log in with me,
(03:31):
because I really need to getcaught up on severance and I
canceled all of my subscriptionsexcept for netflix why?
oh because everything costsmoney and I'm trying to like.
I went through all mysubscriptions and I was like I
don't need this.
I don't need this.
I only need one TV service.
We have cable, so one TVservice is fine and we actually
(03:53):
have two.
We have well, we share Macswith somebody and then I have
Netflix.
So if you want to share yourApple TV, how to etch a girl or
your boy over here, over here?
I don't know why I'm talkinglike that.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Sigh.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Okay, what's up?
Tell me something that'shappened in the past week for
you that you want to talk about.
You need some time I don't needtime Okay.
Time is on my side.
Yes, it is.
Do you have a story yet?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
or you want me to keep singing.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You got this okay you want me to keep singing?
No, oh not something else otherthan that, all right, I feel
like a lot has been going on,but I don't even know what.
So on friday, you mean fridayon friday.
The weather was so crappy onfriday and saturday this past,
and so I was pretty bummed outabout that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Supposed to get good again, though.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yes, but then so this is what I know about the
weather and sunshine.
The weather has a major I thinkI have that like weather mood
disorder situation, because whenit's cold or windy or gloomy or
rainy, I am a crab ass.
I feel super irritable andcranky and crabby.
(05:09):
But once the sun shined, likeSunday morning, I woke up and I
went outside and it wasn't hotbut it was nice enough out where
I could sit outside and drinkmy coffee.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It was like a little over room temp.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
And then I just felt so much more happy.
It was because the sun was out.
The sun was out.
It makes such a big difference.
And now Monday's been shitty,tuesday's been shitty,
wednesday's supposed to beshitty, but Friday Eve that
sunshine's going to be comingout.
But it's supposed to be weirdthis weekend too, because this
(05:40):
weekend I'm going to the ministate fair and the weather is
super questionable on if it'sgoing to be nice or not nice.
I think when you come it's thehot, really hot, at the mini
state fair but whenever you'renot there it's cold, okay, but
that's just a coincidence.
Okay, I'm going to get anothermy goal at the mini state fair
(06:05):
is to get another permanentbracelet.
I love these so much I'm goingto get another permanent
bracelet I love that is so much.
Well it's, I'm gonna get adifferent design, but that's the
same one, yeah, from last year.
Holy shit, because, look,there's no way to take it off
unless you break it or if itbreaks off.
But the one I had before this no, it's so light like you don't
even, and it's on all the time,so you just get used to it being
there.
Oh rude my last one I had onlylasted nine months, and then I
(06:28):
found it in the bottom of thelaundry basket when I was doing
laundry.
It came off, yeah how'd it comeoff?
it's so small because they likeI know you guys that are
listening can't see.
But this little thing.
They use it like a little miniwelder to weld it shut.
But I think if they weld it toomuch it gets weak and then it
can, like over time, wear down.
(06:49):
Do you have anything to talkabout yet?
no, all right, I'm gonna takethis moment to talk about magic
mind.
So twice, twice this week I had.
So first of all, first story.
First magic mind story is thatI was at work and this girl that
I work with.
(07:09):
She was super tired and she'slike my eyes feel so heavy.
I think I'm going to have tohave three cups of coffee today.
She's like and I'm reallyworried about how much caffeine
that is.
And I was like well, do youwant to try a magic mind?
And she's like does that stuffreally work?
And I'm like well, do you wantto try a Magic Mind?
And she's like does that stuffreally work?
And I'm like try it here, youcan have one, I'll let you try
(07:32):
it and you can tell me what youthink.
And she said that what's thatcode?
I'm going to buy that stuffBecause she said that she could
almost instantly tell that shewas more alert.
Her eyes didn't feel heavy, shedidn't have to have.
I think there's 55 milligramsof caffeine in the regular Magic
Mind.
They do make a caffeine-freeMagic Mind.
So if you don't want to do thecaffeine, there's that option.
(07:52):
They also make like a max onethat I believe it has a lot more
caffeine.
I've never had that one, butanyway, I am a big seeing is
believing and so every time Igive somebody a try of the magic
mind, they are surprised howwell it works and how fast it
works.
Just yesterday I was talking tomy sister-in-law and she's like
(08:15):
I got to ask you about thismagic mind and I'm going to be
real transparent with you rightnow.
She says to me do you just talkgood about magic mind because
you have to, or do you reallybelieve in it?
And I'm like number one I wouldnot talk about something in a
good way that I didn't believein.
I wouldn't promote it orsupport it.
(08:35):
And number two I told her Iwill let you try some and then
you will see how well it worksand you know so.
Anyway, seen as believing, ifyou try the magic mind and you
don't like it, they will refundyour money, no questions asked,
easy peasy.
You can use our code best mayto get 20 off a one-time
(08:59):
purchase if you just want to tryit.
However, you will regret notgetting the subscription for 48
off, because you're going tojust want to use it more days
than not.
Anything, anything, anything.
It has great.
All the ingredients that I lovein it.
(09:19):
It's got the magic mushroom,the lion's mane, turmeric,
ashwagandha.
That also bow, chicka, bow.
Wow, helps with your libido.
Mackie earmuffs on that.
Sex drive.
What the fuck is that?
You want to get freaky Wompwomp.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Then you take that ashwagandha.
Huh, what is that emote you'rehitting?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Womp, womp.
It's a pelvic thrust, do youwant?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
to see it again.
You have a name of that already.
Bow, chicka, bow, wow we don'tneed to see it again.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Okay, I thought you had a question about something.
No, I don't Ashwagandha thelibido.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, I didn't even ask no question, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
So anyway, last chance for May, best May, to get
your 20% off or 48% off with asubscription.
Mackie, you should have hadsome magic mind before we
recorded, that would have helpedyou.
Mackie, you should have hadsome magic mind before we
recorded, that would have helpedyou Right.
Right, I know Now it's time fora book review.
So my dear friend Mary EllenTaylor, who also goes by another
(10:21):
name of Mary Burton she was onseason three of Honor Best
Behavior and I did an interviewwith her, but anyway, she has a
new book that just released andit is called After Paris by Mary
Ellen Taylor.
And I'm going to tell you, Ihave to admit, that I am usually
not a huge fan of historicalfiction.
(10:41):
My friend Emily loveshistorical fiction and she's
like give me that book whenyou're done, but it is
definitely not my genre.
But After Paris completelysurprised me in the best way
possible.
This story beautifully weavestogether two timelines, the
present and the past, in a waythat felt effortless and deeply
(11:04):
emotional.
The historical elements didn'tfeel distant or overly
dramatized.
They were intimate, layered andfull of heart.
The characters felt real andrelatable, no matter which time
period we were in.
What I loved most about thebook was how Mary Ellen Taylor
created such a strong connectionbetween the past and the
(11:26):
present.
It wasn't just about historyfor history's sake, it was about
how our stories, our familiesand even our secrets shape who
we are today.
I found myself invested in bothtimelines equally, which isn't
easy to pull off.
Every time a new chapter cameup, I was excited like who is it
going to be?
What time period is it going tobe so After?
(11:48):
Paris is about resilience, loveand the kind of quiet strength
that spans generations.
I couldn't put it down and whenI finished it I sat there for a
minute just letting it all soakin.
Highly highly recommend thisone, even if, or especially if,
historical fiction isn't usuallyyour thing.
Mary Ellen Taylor To be honest,I've read other Mary Ellen
(12:10):
Taylor books and that authorname for her is more of the kind
of like romantic love storyside of her versus her mystery
thrillers under Mary Burton.
But every time I read one ofher, I mean I read all of her
books, because I just love herso much and her books never
(12:32):
disappoint me.
No, either.
I don't know the right word ofwhen somebody has two different
author names, but both namesthat she writes under.
I love everything, sodefinitely check that out.
I'm going to post a photo ofthe book cover on our Instagram
page and that just came out thisweek, I believe, and oh, and
(12:55):
check her episode out.
It's called Mary Burton onseason three of Honor Best
Behavior.
All right, now we're going todo some easy fifth grade trivia
inspired by are you smarter thana fifth grader Mackie?
Are you smarter than a fifthgrader mackie?
Are you smarter?
than a fifth grader nope, allright, smarty pants, let's see
what you've got.
No googling, I'm not going to.
(13:17):
I love outer space, so some ofthese are outer spacious.
Outer spacious is that a word?
I?
Don't probably how annoyed withme are you right now?
On a scale of one to ten, notannoyed, ten being the most
annoyed.
Why do you sound so annoyed?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I'm not in that mood.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I don't know.
Okay, what planet is closest tothe sun?
Do you know?
Fuck, no, I didn't either.
It's Mercury.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Mercury, oh, I got it right, right, no.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I'll be damned, I can go right.
Nope, it's Frick.
Okay, this one you should know.
Okay, how many sides does ahexagon have?
Not to be confused with anoctagon?
Seven right, six, yep, six.
Okay, what is the longest riverin the world, bro?
What, oh, isn't the Rhymes withmile?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Now you confuse me.
Longest river in the world.
It's not by us, right Some?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
say it's not by us.
Some say it's the Amazon.
But, bro, what I don't know?
The Nile I would have neverknown.
You're not even familiar withthe Nile.
No, bro, oh my gosh, I havefailed you?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
How have you failed me?
It's a fucking dumbass river.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
What do you call a baby goat?
A kid Just like you, Mackie?
You actually.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Never knew that.
Oh, look at you, my little goat, because you're my little kid,
I'm not even little.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
What do you mean?
I'm a big year old.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
You're a big goat, a big year old.
Oh a chode.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
That's what I thought you said.
Wow, All right, Mackie wouldyou rather do chicken trivia?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
What the hell is that I'm really good at that.
Don't tempt me.
Our next week's going to be apoultry pop quiz.
A what Poultry pop?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
quiz.
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Chicken is poultry.
Oh, not to be confused withpoltergeist.
Poltergeist, not a poultryguist.
A poultry guist, no, no no.
All right.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
No.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Now, all right.
No, now, what are you all right?
Teenager translator.
I want to talk to you aboutsome things that are popular
with teens right now and see ifyou are in the know and if you
know what it means and if youcan translate it for me yes, no,
yes, no, yes, no, got it.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I can't hear you, oh my yes, no, yes, no, yes.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
have you heard of CoreCore?
No Videos on TikTok CoreCore.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
No, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
That's what it stands for Okay, have you seen?
Teens are now obsessed withdramatic edits from random
things like microwave, beepingwith sad music like a mesh what
the fuck?
No, it sounds like somethingyou would like, like that AMISR
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I never liked it.
I said it was so goofy.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
But you watched it.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
No, I never watched it.
I was like here's some more.
I need to get back now.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Have you heard about the AI yearbook trend?
No, where you upload yourphotos and you get 90s style
school portraits.
Like what you would look likeif you were a kid in the 90s.
No, you haven't seen that.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I have, but like that's definitely not.
I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Interest Okay Water bottles.
Stanley Cups versus Ouala waterbottles.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Why are these topics?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
This is what is popular with kids, not right now
, obviously.
Okay, mackie, if you could makeup a viral teen trend, what
would it be Like?
What's something that you thinkis cool, that everyone should
think is cool?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Gee, I couldn't tell you.
I don't know Generally, that'shard.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
How about the pubes I found on the kitchen floor?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Okay, you did not find pubes.
That was from Logan's wig.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
They look like a ball of pubes.
Okay that somebody just shavedoff in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Okay, why did you bring that up?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Well, because you guys were making videos, and so
that must be something that youthink is cool.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
No, he just looks retarded.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
You can't say the R word.
Yes, I can.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I'm expressing my feelings, I'm going to punch you
.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
You're in your feelings.
Why are you so sad?
You said the R word and thenyou said I'm in my feelings.
What?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
did you say I'm expressing my feelings?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Oh, okay, alright, mac, tell me A good slash.
Weird excuse for not doing yourchores or homework.
You should be good at this one,yeah, because you just ghosted
a lot doing your chores for notdoing your not yeah so tell me a
weird excuse, a weird one likewhy you couldn't do your chores
(18:04):
because you're doing somethingelse.
That's weird, oh weird.
I don't know you know for yourexcuses what's something funny
that you said when you were alittle kid poopy dack, poopy
dack.
You did say that all the time.
I forgot about that, did youpoopy dack?
And then you'd go under thekitchen table and, mackie, are
(18:25):
you pooping under there?
No you're embarrassing schoollittle kid stories, all right.
So the world's oldest dog justlost his title.
Turns out that the dog was saidto be 31, wasn't actually that
old, and people are really upsetwhy would you care?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
brown it's, it's an age.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I know that's what people like to get whipped up
about shit.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
The dumbest shit ever Dead ass.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
And Taylor Swift's album the Tortured Poets
Department is still topping thecharts.
What do you mean topping thecharts, mackie?
Do you think that it'soverrated?
Or a masterpiece?
Or a masterpiece, what?
Taylor Swift's new album, notnew album anymore but, still a
chart topper Masterpiece,probably overrated, everything's
overrated.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's me.
Yeah, that shit's overrated asfuck.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You're overrated as fuck.
It's over the top overratedDead ass.
Okay, Tell me what you think.
No Things that make you go,wait what.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Which I feel okay, tell me what you think.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
No things that make you go wait what, which I feel
like you do all the time when Idon't hear someone bananas,
banana.
This is like a hot take.
Bananas are berries butstrawberries aren't what that
made no sense yeah, I agree,that is not right.
There are more stars in theuniverse than grains of sand on
earth low-key.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
There's multiple like universes.
There's a lot of sand, probablynot grains.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, no, I know I can't get with it.
The blob of toothpaste on yourbrush is called a nurdle.
Have you ever ever heard that?
No, I never have heard that.
Would you rather just go livein the woods than listen to
these?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
No, I don't want to live in the freaking woods.
I'm not going to do nothing.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
If you could have a two-minute chat with a future
guest, who would you want it tobe?
I don't know, it could besomebody real, like a local hero
, teacher, influencer, ortotally imaginary, I don't know.
No, okay, boring, you're boring.
I am boring, you're boring.
I'm not a nerd, all right.
(20:41):
Would you rather have to singeverything you say for a whole
day like you're in a musical, oronly be able to whisper for one
week?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Yeah, for what?
Seeing everything I say for oneday, yeah, I just won't say
shit.
I never do say shit.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
That's not an option?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, it is an option .
You said seeing everything Isay.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
You are always yapping.
You could not keep your mouthshut for a day, we you know what
.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Let's try it.
Let's try it.
I know it's quiet, it's not Icould also sing, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
So you need to choose one, because I'm going to hold
you to it.
Sing it, sing, all, all right.
One day, starting rate afterthis podcast is over, everything
you say you have to sing.
No, then you have to whisperfor one week.
Why?
Why are you being a pain in myass?
How am I being a pain in yourass?
Because you're just unwillingto do anything.
I don't want to sing.
Do you want to know how muchshit I don't want to do?
(21:35):
I had to, I know, but you'rechoosing nothing You're like.
Well, I just won't talk at allfor a whole day.
That's not how it works.
I talk at all.
I don't the only place I wouldcare not to do this at school,
and I barely even talk at school.
So I thought I was just sayingI'd be fine.
So what's your answer?
I would sing.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Guess what I already sing most of the day anyway.
So okay, I don't know aboutthat.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
So every time you see a patient, you're like hi I'm
like hi, he looks like you'rehere for blah blah.
Okay, let's check your bloodpressure, that's just being like
that's a singy voice that's asingy voice.
Oh, my god, I'm gonna.
That's not.
I am gonna mess you up afterthis.
(22:17):
All right, what's your wouldyou rather?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
let's hear how good it is oh yeah, yeah, bring it on
okay okay, good, bring it outof your back pocket, let.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I'm going to be real.
I already said this one timetoday, but I'm going to be real
transparent.
Mackie, you have been astruggle bus this week.
I am just ready to whoop yourass and ground you.
You don't do your chores, Ididn't actually, you told me to
shut up last night, you justhave an attitude.
You do a lot of weird shitlately and you've been
disrespectful and I'm a littlebit pissy about it.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
What are you?
Okay, Come on.
Smarty Pants, let's hear your,would you rather, since yours is
so much better?
Okay, this is the one righthere.
Okay, it's kind of like dumb.
Yeah, let's hear it All right.
Would you rather have four armsor four legs?
Neither, okay.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Or four legs.
Neither Okay, I'd rather, I'drather.
I'd rather just have two armsand two legs.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I didn't say neither To your question.
I said I would sing.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
And I said what I'd do.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
You said you wouldn't talk at all.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I said.
I said I wouldn't talk thatmuch at school, so I said, I
guess I would do it.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
What's somebody called With no arms and no legs?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
What.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Ground beef?
What ground beef?
That's a cow.
It's not a joke, this is a realquestion.
I don't know the answer.
I thought maybe you would.
What is somebody?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
called who has no arms and no legs.
I want to say the one word, butI can't say it well whisper,
it's the r word.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
no, that's not the right word, that is not the
right word, all right here,useless.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
No, I mean, that could be a joke.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs
?
All right, here it goes.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Dude, my finger really itches right now.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Oh, that's usually a joke, bob.
I wasn't trying to be funny orclever, now generally seen as
insensitive or outdated.
Well, I'm not trying to makefun, I was trying to be serious.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Gemini, can you help me?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yes, I am a Gemini.
How can I help you?
It is, I think.
Nope, it's almost Gemini season.
Mccoy, what?
I am a Gemini.
How can I help you?
It's just, it is, I think.
Nope, it's almost Gemini season, mccoy.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
What do you mean?
Gemini season?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
It's the season of my sign coming out.
Sign.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
What, what sign.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
You know, you're a Capricorn, I'm a Gemini.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
My name's Kid Rock.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I'm a Capricorn in Detroit City is where I was born
.
What about Capricorn?
What?
What did you just say?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
You said something when I was trying to say.
Gemini is like the AI on Google.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Well, I was.
I came before that.
Help me out.
Gemini To you.
What can I help you with?
Are you ready to hear a funnyjoke?
What?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
can I help you with?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, oh, would you rather be a llama or a genius?
What is that?
Alright, alright, alright.
Time for a classic dad joke.
Mackie, are you ready?
And everyone kid-friendly hereso you don't have to turn your
radio off today.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Why don't eggs tell each other secrets?
I don't know what the heck,because they might crack up.
Oh my God, I've got yolks fordays.
My guy, yolks for days.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I didn't get that one .
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yolk Like an egg yolk .
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yolk Joke.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Oh, I didn't see the resemblance.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
There's no resemblance, there's nothing to
look at.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, resemblance, as in the word resemblance.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
You didn't connect the similarity.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, I didn't connect the dots Do you ever
connect the dots?
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
All the time.
What, okay, I do Dead ass.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Okay, what?
Okay, I do dead ass.
Okay, you're gonna be dead ass.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
What do you mean?
I'm gonna be dead ass.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Cause I'm gonna Dead ass you.
I'm gonna dead leg you for sure, okay, because you're driving
me crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
What did I do?
Drive me crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Cause you just have sucked this week.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
No, I haven't even done anything.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I'm not a bro, I know , but like I haven't even done
anything.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
As sucked this week.
I haven't even done anything.
I'm not a bro, I know, but Ihaven't even done anything.
That's bad this week.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Alright, friends, thanks for hanging with us.
We hope we cracked you up,tested your brain and made you
think about whispering inmusicals.
Don't forget to follow us onall of our social medias.
On our best behavior, we're onFacebook.
We're on Instagram.
On our underscore best behavior, we're on facebook.
We're on instagram on ourunderscore best behavior.
We're on tiktok on our bestbehavior, but mostly it's just
(26:54):
the chicken talk and um, yeah,and that's about it.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
So so what?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I was seeing if you had anything, anything add oh no
, I'm picking my nail.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I picked it too far.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Good, karma is my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
How's that Karma?
I'll just go clip it off.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I'm going to clip it off with your first knuckle.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
How are you going to clip it off my knuckle?
Let's see if I can do that.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I'm going to have you put your finger right here,
whop, with a knife, chop it off.
You cut my finger off.
Remember how last week wetalked about if we'd cut each
other's arm off and I was likeMcCoy would never cut your arm
off.
This week I would Let aloneyour finger.
I'd go all the way up.
That's okay, you can cut my uhand I would not pay for you to
(27:48):
get a what's it called aprosthetic.
I just make my own.
I just make you have to suffer.
I'd make, because that's whatyou're doing to me I'm not
making you suffer how?
Because I told you already, youdon't listen.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I am listening you don't care, I do care, you don't
care, I do care.
It's been a shitty day thisweek, so I haven't been in the
mood.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Okay, well, I'm not in the mood to feed you or
clothe you.
Change your diapers, I don'teven have diapers anymore.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Are you sure Dead ass .
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Shit myself.
Thanks for listening to ourbanter.
Hope it's relatable, becauseit's all true.
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