May 12, 2025 • 30 mins
A sunburned arm, forgotten Mother's Day acknowledgments, and debates about paper straws might seem like small things, but they're the threads weaving together this wonderfully authentic glimpse into Mac and Kelli's mom-son relationship. Their candid conversation reveals both the friction and fondness that define parent-teen dynamics.
After catching up on recent activities—Kelli's completed patio project and Nurses Week celebrations—the pair drift through topics with the comfortable familiarity that regular listeners have come to love. When Kelli gently confronts Mac about not properly acknowledging Mother's Day, we witness Mac's hilariously reluctant attempt to list what he appreciates about his mom: "You're nice... you're funny..." with Kelli prompting, "Keep going, what's great about me?" It's a moment every parent of a teenager will recognize with a knowing smile.
The episode takes entertaining turns through their respective entertainment choices (Kelli's book recommendations versus Mac's fascination with "The Walking Dead"), before launching into rapid-fire "hot takes" on everything from the superiority of staying up late to the inferiority of paper straws. Their perspectives sometimes align perfectly and other times reveal generational divides—particularly when discussing whether college is necessary for everyone or if astrology holds any truth.
Throughout the conversation, Mac's periodic verbal tic of saying "coping mechanism" adds a layer of endearing quirkiness, while sponsored content about Magic Mind performance shots is woven naturally into their dialogue. The episode concludes with trivia, riddles, and a surprisingly dark "would you rather" scenario that showcases their comfort with hypothetical moral dilemmas.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey guys, welcome back to Honored Best Behavior.
You're here with Mac and Kelly,hey, hey.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
You're slowing down your energy now after that intro
.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Is there anything you want to say to me?
No, happy.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Happy Mother's Day.
Sorry, it's like going up anddown, you know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I can hear it, I don't see.
Well, it's been a little bitsince we did a podcast, so I'm
gonna catch you up on a fewthings.
So what have we been doing?
Last weekend, I went to theboulevard with jen and emily and
her and jen's mom and and allher friends and that's always a
good time.
(00:46):
I really like that.
I finished the patio, patio'sdone, the whole fence is done,
the gate is up, everything isgoing down.
Saturday was so beautiful andyou were at your dad's.
I was kind of just hanging outby myself and Jen had a nice
patio, looked really inviting,and so we ended up me and emily
(01:08):
going up there and hanging outon her patio and snuggling her
puppy.
It was so.
It was so nice.
The sunshine was so nice.
My head got sunburned my armsare still peeling and where I
got sunburned it's like it peels, it looks like I just dandruff
in my hair sunburn.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh my god, it's so bad where I didn't see.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I saw him.
His arms are all red right here.
It's so bad.
Does it hurt?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
no, it doesn't hurt.
He said, I mean it looks, itdidn't hurt that's mean you
slapped his son, you are I said,oh, does it hurt?
I did.
I hit himude.
You know who I get it from,though.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Who.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I don't need to say names.
Oh, no names.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yep, yep, got it, got it.
I just want to let you knowthat it was Nurses Week last
week.
What was that?
It's where nurses getrecognized for being all the
stuff that we do.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
And so anyway, yeah, taking care of people you know.
I'm good at that totally.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, you're not.
Yeah, I am.
You didn't even come and say it, I did.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You came up and ate a donut and you didn't even
acknowledge me on Mother's Day.
You didn't even come look forme.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I did actually.
I looked out there and I justsaw your car was gone.
Oh yeah, you were gone.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, not after I.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh yeah, you were gone.
No, no no, no, no, yeah,because I didn't see your car.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
No, I was home because I what time did you?
Leave, I don't remember, like11.
But I came back with thosedonuts and then I didn't go
anywhere until like 5 o'clock atnight.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh, huh, uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
So I was home, you just didn't look.
But anyway, at work they gaveus these little.
They were called buntlets andthey were so cute.
They were these little buntcakes, oh my.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
God.
That reminds me of the firestarters that I thought were a
snack.
Yes, yes, yes, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You were hoping it was a snack, but you read on
there.
It said fire starters.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, I saw the fire with a match and I was like ah
damn it.
That looked like a good snack.
It looked like a snowball.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Mm-hmm, they kind of looked like a little like
macaroon, I thought when I gotthem in there.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'd have been the idiot to open it and then put it
in my mouth, oh so it's not asnack.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You probably don't want to try to eat a fire
starter.
It'd be okay, I wouldn'tswallow it.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I'd be like, oh, what the hell.
It tastes like a dog, but it'sstill like if it got on your
tongue, it's gonna get into yourbloodstream.
Well, as long as I wash mymouth I'll be no, still soaks in
and I'll be all right.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I wonder I'm gonna look on the ingredients, what's
in that fire starter?
But anyway, it's way too.
I'm really upset because Iwanted to have a fire, so bad
and it's super windy out and youalso want to put your tent up,
but it's super windy Too windyto do anything, too hot and too
windy to do anything productive.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I mean other than a fly kite.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I am a mom to you but you don't really seem to care.
I do, but this morning I wentout and I had coffee with my
chickens and my bunnies and mydogs.
They were appreciative of myappearance.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, they always are .
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, they love you Because you give them food.
I give you food and you don'tcare, I do care.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
But I'm not someone that only loves you because you
mainly give me food.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Why do you love me?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Why do I love you?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, because you said you don't only love me
because I give you food Becauseyou, you said, you don't only
love me, because I give you,because you're great, everything
about you okay, keep going likegive me what's great about me.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You're nice, you're funny, true, yeah, um, you're
thoughtful, true?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
uh, I want to thank other um coolest mom you know
yeah, you're literally just thebest.
I don't even know the best, thecutest.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's like mainly like the thoughtful and nice.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Smart, that's like the biggest.
Yeah, you're smart too.
Helpful Caring.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
All right, those are like advanced words.
You're just advancing the wordsI said.
Okay, like nice is kind Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Like what Price is kind?
Okay, Like what do you mean?
I guess Fine.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Fine, fine, there's adding more words to make it
sound better.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, I'm just shortening it up, I'm not.
It's not called advancing, it'scalled enhancing.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Enhanced Advanced words is what I meant.
The words are too advanced formy skill level.
You know Gulp, Are you?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
reading anything?
Absolutely Gulp.
Are you reading anything?
Absolutely not.
So since we last recorded, Ihave read two books and I'm on
another one.
So I read no Escape by MaryBurton, one of my very most
favorite authors and dear friend, who also guested on our
podcast and I think that waslast season.
(05:43):
Anyway, you can check that outif you search Mary Burton.
And I also read Secret Sisterby Sarah Denzel, and that was a
good book too.
It was very interesting.
It was about these girls whowere born as twins.
The mom gave them up foradoption and they were split up
and then they never knew theother existed, and it's very
(06:06):
twisty.
So that was good.
What are you watching?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
The Walking Dead.
What season are you on?
I'm on season seven, likehalfway, a little over halfway.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
So at work I was telling them about the Walking
Dead and I was asking them, like, what happened if they watched
it, and they did.
And so I was telling him aboutthe episode that I just saw
because Walking Dead, and I wasasking them if they watched it,
and they did.
And so I was telling him aboutthe episode that I just saw
Because Walking Dead is a superold show, right, about the one
where that guy has that baseballbat with a barbed wire around
it and how I was like oh my God,he's freaking.
crushed their head so my kidisn't playing as much video
games, but the show he'swatching on TV is quite
(06:43):
disturbing.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Now call me again, I dare you what's going on he can
see my face.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
He can see what he can see my face.
What is going on?
What is that?
Oh, he FaceTimed you.
Tell him you're working rightnow.
Are you watching any othershows?
The Last of Us, oh yeah, whichwe are behind about two episodes
(07:10):
because the last episode, whichwas that the first episode of
the season.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
What.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Ended so terribly that I'm upset and I don't even
want to keep watching it becauseI don't even know how the show
can go on and I'm pissy about it.
I did not like it I amcurrently watching season five
of you, which is good.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So far, so good.
The guy that kills women yeah,yeah, that is good.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, and then I watched this really great movie.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
if you haven't like five seasons of it?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
yeah, this is supposed to be the final season.
However, the first threeseasons were actually based off
of the book, and then seasonfour and five are not based on
like.
This is not part of the book atall.
They're prime however, I thereis one more book that they never
did a series like a season four, so I really hope that, that
(08:03):
that they do it because it wasreally good, so I'm watching you
.
I watched a really great moviecalled the life list.
I like watching coping mechanismthe life list was got me all in
my feels, because it's aboutthis girl who I'm just a girl.
In the world who her mom getssick and dies and when she was
(08:27):
going, the mom was going throughsome things and found her
daughter's like this list thatshe made when she was 13 for a
school project and it was herlife list, so like a bucket list
of all the things that shewanted to accomplish in life,
but it was written when she was13.
And now she oh, my goodness, mynose is so icky is all grown up
.
And so anyway, and then everytime she completes an item on
(08:49):
the list, her lawyer I don'tknow however that works gives
her another DVD.
So her mom recorded all theseDVDs for everything that she
accomplished on the list and so,anyway, it made me sad because
my mom is dead and made me missmy mom.
And the last thing on the lifelist is finding true love, and I
(09:11):
think that that's everybody'swant.
Everybody wants true love intheir life, and so just watching
somebody go throughrelationships and you're so
distracted I'm sorry, I'mlistening, I'm just like gotta
do something you know what youshould have done.
You should have had a magic mindshot right before the podcast,
(09:33):
like I did.
It's like this because I amlocked in from my mental
performance shot.
So, anyway, the life list.
It was really good, worthwatching, but you definitely
need to be in like a sappy kindof a mood.
Cool, cool.
What are you?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
gaming.
Sorry, no games.
The tics are coming in.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
The tics are coming in.
Is that real, or do you want tohave ticks?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I'm serious Ticks are really ticking me off.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I'm serious.
Oh, ticking you off.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, I don't want ticks.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You don't want ticks, but you make yourself have one,
I think it's funny, it's funny,but it's not funny for people
who actually have a tick.
No, I think it would be cool.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
It makes you unique.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
You, you already unique without ticks, not really
wood ticks.
How about a june?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
bug.
Oh my god, I mean you're like.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Oh my god, like the one you're like oh my gosh, I
dropped my phone it got a hugedent in the case I hate those
things, hate them them.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
That was funny.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Makes me remember why I don't like to be outside
after dark in May or June.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Coping mechanism Coping Wait.
So what were we on?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
My bad, I didn't mean to cut you off.
We were on.
What are you gaming?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Oh yeah, I'm not saying the game.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It's so retarded you can't say that word.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Oh, it's so stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's like a game on Roblox.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Oh, look at you reverting.
I play it when I'm like who'splaying with you?
No one.
Is it on your phone or your PC?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
or your Xbox.
It's on Xbox, oh, okay, I playit when I have like literally
nothing better to do or no one'son.
Okay, all right.
It's called trying to survive,right, it's kind of like rust
but rip off and I'm like thegoat at it yep, oh, like your
shirt, you have a goat on yourshirt.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Goat, you're so cute.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You haven't worn that shirt ever, or in a long time
no, because if I do, I hate, itgoes under my hoodie, because
it's so long I'm not I'm notwith that, tuck it in.
No, I'm not tucking my shirt in, nobody will know.
Oh, it's uncomfortable, yeahyou.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You know what?
When you were little, you hatedlong sleeve shirts and I hated
my pants and you hated yourpants and you hated socks so
you're still picky about yourclothes, like you've always been
picky about certain clothingitems yeah, these are I wish I
would wear jeans, but they're solike too tight.
Well, maybe if you had theright size they wouldn't be too
(12:04):
tight.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I guess is Maybe.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Do you want to try on some jeans?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Okay, that's my coping mechanism.
I'm not even trying it.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
All right.
So what I was trying to tellyou, since you're so unfocused
I'm focused right now Is thatyou should have taken a Magic
Mind shot with me before thepodcast so you could be locked
in.
And I just want to remindeverybody that Magic Mind is a
mental performance shot and ithas some really great
ingredients in them, one of thembeing ashwagandha, which is
(12:34):
Indian ginseng, which you takeginseng in the morning, just so
you know.
I don't know what that?
Is.
It keeps you locked in andfocused.
It helps your memory.
Pretty sure, and it comes from asmall shrub and the root and
berries are medicinal and ithelps the body adapt to stress
and reduces the negative impactthat stress has on the body.
(12:55):
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(13:18):
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But once again, magic mindcomes to my rescue several times
a week, and there's probablytimes I could take it even more,
(13:38):
but I'm too lazy.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Anything to say about that.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
You're too lazy too, which is why you did not take
any.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, but I do remember a time, right when.
How do you remember that?
What was it?
That like thing project I didthis weekend?
Oh yeah, that paper you had towrite yeah.
Oh yeah, that paper you had towrite yeah.
Popped a meg of mine locked in.
I got it all done.
Good, like I said I would Goodjob.
Probably not going to get agood grade on it, though.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
What I cooked.
I helped you with the firstpart.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
That should be a good grade, I know.
But I'm probably not going toget a grade on it.
Why, I don't know.
I just never.
I'm not going to do good on it.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I usually do good on it.
I trust, come on.
That's more of a concept ofexpect the worst, hope for the
best.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, come on, that's my strategy right there.
Okay, that's definitely.
Oh, my God, I thought I did so.
Ass.
On the science test I cooked.
I got one answer wrong and Ithought I was going to get F on
that shit.
I cooked, that's how you know.
What Yep?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Oh man, freaking best , that's, good.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I'm just too good, come on.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
All right, there's some hot takes.
I want to do with you.
All right, cool.
So do you know what a hot takeis Maybe?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Do you want me to?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
explain it to you?
No, I don't need to explain it,just like yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Like your hot take.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Your opinion on it.
I understand.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Staying up late is better than waking up early, yep
.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I agree, that's easy.
Staying up late is better thanwaking up early.
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Or you could do both.
You want to stay up late andwake up early.
I don't prefer that.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I go to bed at 3.
I wake up at like 10.
That's like early, early, butit's like in between early and
late.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Early is like 5, 6, 7 o'clock.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I know, but like it's in between Doesn't matter Late
is like 12.
10 o'clock does not count asearly 10 is like the right time
right there.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
That's fine, but it's not early, I guess.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
But no, early is like 7 o'clock, 7, 8.
Crack a.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Don is 5, 6.
Well, that's what time I haveto get up to go to work.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's the crack a Don yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
All right.
Next Coping Brunch is anoverpriced breakfast for late
risers.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
What would you know?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
about things being overpriced.
You don't pay for anything.
I buy mcdonald's.
That's just expensive.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
50, I like brunch, freaking dollars I like brunch
because you get two meals in one.
You get to have some breakfastfoods.
Oh, that's weird some lunch.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
It has to be one thing I don't like the mixture I
don't like that.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I like a mixture and I don't think brunch is usually
not overpriced because you get alittle bit of everything.
I like it and I don't.
It's not that I'm a late riser,but I don't like to eat when I
first wake up.
I feel hungry when I first wakeup, but then when I start
(16:41):
eating something, I'm like nothungry at all, bite of something
like my pop tart, my pop tart,or like a cracker.
Yeah, a granola bar hit right.
All right, this one's good foryou.
Another hot take video gamesare better at storytelling than
most movies oh, I don't know, itdepends on what it depends.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I don't think so, though I don't think it depends
on if it's a.
It depends, it has to be astory game did you know?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
the last of us is based on a video game?
Yeah, it is I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
It's on ps4 and playstation.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah, I didn't know that, I just saw it when we were
watching it.
That said like based on reallywhatever the video game yeah
it's gonna be a game for a whileall right, running is a hobby,
not a personality trait whatwait?
What say it again running is ahobby, not a personality trait
yeah, I feel I don't know Ithink it's a personality trait.
(17:27):
Why like?
You have to be like people whoare like true runners, like
people who run marathons forexample no, no that is not fun
that is not a hobby.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I think that that has to just kind of be like yeah
hardwired into who you are yeah,okay, so I would can okay but
you have to be a special kind ofperson I'm sorry, like me, I
mean, I mean you're special, butnot in the running way.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I'm freaking great.
I'm gonna do it next year.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
You are the goat I'm committed to doing it all right.
I'm you're special, but not inthe running way I'm freaking
great, I'm going to do it nextyear.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
You are the GOAT.
I'm committed to doing it nextyear.
All right, I'm holding you toit.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I told my friend to tell me when the paper's out if
I don't see him.
All right, because we're bothgoing to be like I'm going to
cook.
Okay, were my friend's fasterthan me.
He said he got cooked.
I'm going to get cooked.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I'm good, you are pretty good at endurance, like
when we used to run together.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I'm going to get my stamina better.
My stamina is terrible.
I got to do better.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
What's?
Because you haven't done it insuch a long time?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, I'm so assed at the pacer.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Cooked, okay, next Astrology is just made up fun
astrology is.
It's like you saw your sign,like you're a capricorn I'm a
gemini bullshit.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I don't know what that even.
I think it's true.
The stars.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
No, it means like your fate is written in the
stars in the universe, but youcould just change how you are.
And it's saying like if you'reborn like this time to this time
, you're like this, you knowwhen you could just change.
That doesn't mean anything okay, well, I strongly disagree
that's okay see, that's thefirst one that we did not agree
on that's okay all right.
(18:58):
Next, you don't need a smartwatch if you have a smartphone.
Yeah, you don't.
I just I mean you don't have to, but I like it just be like
this.
Instead of being like andchecking, it's so much quicker
to just be like oh boom, youknow well this is for somebody
who when you were a smallerchild and I had to worry about
(19:20):
you, I always it's like theschool was trying to get a hold
of me or you needed to get ahold of my tracker phone or if
there was an emergency like Ijust wanted to.
You know, I wouldn't want to gohours without looking at my
phone to know that somebody wastrying to get a hold of me
because something was not okaywith the tracking phone, with
you or somebody else the tracker?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Remember when you Okay, let's tell that story when
you lost your tracking phone.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
And I found it on like a yeah, you guys drove
around and you found it on likea ledge.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Didn't you.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah, and then later on I washed up in my grandma's
washing machine because I forgotto take it out of my coat
pocket.
That's right.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
That's why you didn't have an iPhone at first,
because we knew it would takesome time to figure out how to
be responsible for somethingthat you're not used to carrying
, so that was a learningexperience.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yippers.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
All right, this one.
I already know how you feelabout this strongly.
So paper straws are worse thanplastic.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, I hate paper straws.
I do too.
They suck.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
They suck so bad.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
They're like the texture and they fall apart.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, they suck.
Yeah, either give me no strawor just give me the plastic
straw.
Yippers, all right, this one.
I'm interested to see your hottake.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
No.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Not everyone needs to go to college.
Definitely, definitely, doesn'tI could?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
just make a shitload of money off of getting really
lucky at gambling.
No, that is not a good lifestrategy.
It's not a good life strategy,but you could.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
With what money?
Or investing?
What money are you going togamble and what money are you
going to invest?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
You get a job, you're like oh shit, I got a week's
worth of pain.
I'm going to spend 25% of it oninvesting.
Okay, that's smart and then youcould take a chance 50-50,
because that's what it is andyou either you make some and
then you buy sales and you makemore, like it's just how it is.
Like, come on.
All right, you should startdoing that I could.
I would only do it if Loganwanted to do it, because he
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knows more about that than I do.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Investing?
Yeah, I personally thinkeveryone should go to college,
because I know for a fact thatit doesn't matter what you go to
college for, but you can getjobs easier and make more money
with a degree, even if you don'tneed it.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
But you should, because if you need a different
job or a backup, then you haveit, because some jobs you need a
certain degree, don't you?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah, yeah, it just gives you more opportunities and
more potential.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, more like.
Yeah, okay, All right, two moreOkay.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Cake frosting is often too sweet.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
What is cake frosting ?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, I don't need the frosting.
I don't like the frosting, it'stoo much.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Too much.
I just like the ice cream andthose pebbles in the ice cream
cake.
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
God, oh I love that.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
The best part, the crunchy middle and the DQ cake.
Yeah, oh my God, they'recrunchy.
Yeah, I want that right now Allright.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Last one, and I know you're going to be like I don't
know what that means Not allclassic literature is good.
I don't know what that meansLike old stories like Moby Dick.
That's true Facts.
I can't even think of anotherone.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
But just like the old , old stories, like books that
have been around forever.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree, they're not allgood, there's some that are good
and there's some that are Nah.
Coping mechanism.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
All right, let's see what I got here.
Oh, I got some fun or nottrivia.
I'm going to ask you somequestions and see if you know.
I'm going to ask you somequestions and see if you know.
I'm really going to copy andthen I have a riddle and then I
have a joke and I think that'sit, Unless you have anything
else that you want to talk about.
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I had a stretch, excuse you, two for two.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Two for two.
All right, ready, yep, don'tlook at the answers Okay, okay,
all right, ready.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Don't look at the answers.
Okay, okay, 17.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
How many bones are in the adult human body?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That's a hard one.
I'm not guessing that.
Yes, is it over 200?
Can I get that Barely?
It's barely over 208.
206.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
206.
Did you look at my sheet?
No, actually.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Okay, that was good, that was good, that was good.
I was like I don't, I don'tknow if it's this one, I feel
like you should know, because Iwas reading a 216 that you
learned about this in science.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I probably remember well 206 was way closer than 216
yeah what are clouds made of?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I don't remember.
I don't remember what's thatass I forgot.
I know I'm like oh, I'mprobably overthinking right now.
Did you learn about the hat?
Yeah, no, we didn't learn aboutit, they just told us small
water droplets that's it.
They told us some confusingthing of like all the freaking
things are made of, like the.
What are they called thefreaking things, the really
(24:07):
small, the atoms and molecules?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
yeah, they made it confusing, obviously how many
known planets are there?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Planets.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Planets like Earth, Mars.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Is that including the sun?
The sun is not a planet.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
It's a star, isn't it ?
It's a star, good job 12?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
8.
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
You're close.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I was close.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Is Saturn bigger than Earth?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Now it's smaller, isn't it really small?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
It's around 10 times the diameter of.
Earth, I don't even know, isSaturn the it's big.
It's the one with the rings.
Oh, it's the brown one.
Yeah, okay, I'm dumb, that'sobviously way bigger.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Okay, I thought it was like the small blue one,
neptune, no, the other one Pluto, yeah, that's what I thought it
this one.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
you better know what does H2O stand for?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Isn't that hydrogen?
Wait, oh, I'm a fucking idiot.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I heard H and that's what I thought.
I'm not going to lie.
I put no thought in that Allright Riddle, let's see if you
know this one.
You didn't have to tell meright away.
I would have guessed it, I know.
But sometimes I just getexcited.
Yeah, I know Closure.
Yeah, and I also have to roundup some bunnies in the backyard
before sunset.
So there's that.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Okay, come on Okay here we go.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Nope, I have a head and a tail that will never meet,
and having too much of me isalways a treat.
What am I, what?
What?
You flip it.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
A coin, a coin.
They have heads, tails, tails.
They'll never meet.
Okay, and having a lot of themis a treat I was at a treat to
have a lot of them, a lot ofmoney to have a lot of money all
right, do you have a?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
would you rather for me?
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
okay, let's hear it coping mechanism, coping
mechanism, coping, copingmechanism my bad I said coping,
coping.
Sorry, I had to get out allright so like I don't even know
how to explain it um would yourather would you rather like
have to cut your own arm off, orlike cut your like friend's arm
(26:20):
off because I got that's how Igotta play.
So it was supposed to be this.
Yeah, I know, would you rather?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
have your own arm cut off or have to cut off my arm.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, but some people won't know you.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Well I'm saying, well I'm just saying it's for uh,
yeah, I get the gist all rightwell, I'm cutting my arm off.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
It can be my left arm , I don't?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
well, I wouldn't want to cut my own arm off, but I'd
let someone else cut it off.
I would not cut your arm off.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I couldn't do it, Just do it.
I'd be like just do it, Justget the belt just right there.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
One cut.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
If you do one cut, it won't be that bad.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Nope.
When Carl was like just do it,dad, I was crying.
Just do it.
No, as long as you don't go tohere, just go right here, cut
that one slice.
If you get in one slice, we'regood right through the bone and
everything just go like one cut.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
How mad wouldn't you be so mad at me the rest of your
life that I took your arm, yourhand, as long as I could get a
metal thing on a knife.
That'd be fucking awesome,wouldn't it at least you have a
positive perspective.
Even if I didn't, I could beatthe shit out of someone.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Metal Ting Would you get a hook.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
No, fuck the hook.
That would just be like flatand round, because imagine if I
would beat the shit out ofsomeone.
Their face would be done.
I would just use my left handto beat the shit out of them.
All right, it would be better.
I mean, yeah, I can't really, Ihave no fingers.
But that, that's fine.
Who needs them?
I got my right hand.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, you got five fingers is just as good as ten.
I might not be able to grabanything with it, but like you
could get one of those littlegrasp grabbers.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Oh yeah, I guess I could have an attachment.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Attachment, I guess.
I guess you could Just like avacuum cleaner.
You could have a bunch ofattachments You're funny, all
right.
Ready, all right, ready for afunny joke?
Heck, no.
What do you call a Mexican whohates protein powder?
What, no way.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Jose, you don't get it.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
That made no sense Protein powder is made of whey.
No way, I didn't know it wasmade of whey Jose.
People always say no way, joseJose is a Mexican name.
No whey, no protein.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, okay, always say no way, jose jose's a
mexican name no way, no protein.
Yeah, okay, I see, don't punchme.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I did.
I'm gonna punch you harder nexttime when I do it have my fake
metal plate.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Oh yeah, it won't even hurt.
Is that as hard as you got?
Is it as hard as you can?
Do it as hard as you can, okayI'm in a really weird position
right now okay that's probablyit.
That's fine.
Are you gonna do me?
No?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
okay, thank you for listening to another episode of
on our best behavior.
Please follow us on facebook onour best behavior.
Please follow us on instagramon our underscore best behavior
to see all my chickens andbunnies.
You can follow us on TikTok onour best behavior Otherwise,
(29:10):
mccoy, I love you, I'm so proudof you.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
You were funny today.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
And thank you for making me a mom.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Sure, although you kind of like made me so like you
chose yourself a mom.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
You were up in heaven with God.
Sure and God's like.
I am planning to give you thebest mom in the world.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Nah, there's just like numbers.
I am going to send her to you.
Send you to her.
You know, like the first movieI never watched Boss Baby, no,
oh, there's like a bunch ofbabies huddle up and you either
go left or right yeah right.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah, I went down the left way.
The left way.
That was a good baby, that wasme.
Thanks, you're a good baby.
You are a good baby, all rightall right, I'm in hey guys,
welcome back to.
I gotta take a poop copingmechanism.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
All right, mama, right sure.
Hey guys, welcome back to Honored Best Behavior.
You're here with Mac and Kelly,hey, hey.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
You're slowing down your energy now after that intro
.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Is there anything you want to say to me?
No, happy.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Happy Mother's Day.
Sorry, it's like going up anddown, you know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I can hear it, I don't see.
Well, it's been a little bitsince we did a podcast, so I'm
gonna catch you up on a fewthings.
So what have we been doing?
Last weekend, I went to theboulevard with jen and emily and
her and jen's mom and and allher friends and that's always a
good time.
(00:46):
I really like that.
I finished the patio, patio'sdone, the whole fence is done,
the gate is up, everything isgoing down.
Saturday was so beautiful andyou were at your dad's.
I was kind of just hanging outby myself and Jen had a nice
patio, looked really inviting,and so we ended up me and emily
(01:08):
going up there and hanging outon her patio and snuggling her
puppy.
It was so.
It was so nice.
The sunshine was so nice.
My head got sunburned my armsare still peeling and where I
got sunburned it's like it peels, it looks like I just dandruff
in my hair sunburn.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh my god, it's so bad where I didn't see.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I saw him.
His arms are all red right here.
It's so bad.
Does it hurt?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
no, it doesn't hurt.
He said, I mean it looks, itdidn't hurt that's mean you
slapped his son, you are I said,oh, does it hurt?
I did.
I hit himude.
You know who I get it from,though.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Who.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I don't need to say names.
Oh, no names.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yep, yep, got it, got it.
I just want to let you knowthat it was Nurses Week last
week.
What was that?
It's where nurses getrecognized for being all the
stuff that we do.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
And so anyway, yeah, taking care of people you know.
I'm good at that totally.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, you're not.
Yeah, I am.
You didn't even come and say it, I did.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You came up and ate a donut and you didn't even
acknowledge me on Mother's Day.
You didn't even come look forme.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I did actually.
I looked out there and I justsaw your car was gone.
Oh yeah, you were gone.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, not after I.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh yeah, you were gone.
No, no no, no, no, yeah,because I didn't see your car.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
No, I was home because I what time did you?
Leave, I don't remember, like11.
But I came back with thosedonuts and then I didn't go
anywhere until like 5 o'clock atnight.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh, huh, uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
So I was home, you just didn't look.
But anyway, at work they gaveus these little.
They were called buntlets andthey were so cute.
They were these little buntcakes, oh my.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
God.
That reminds me of the firestarters that I thought were a
snack.
Yes, yes, yes, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You were hoping it was a snack, but you read on
there.
It said fire starters.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, I saw the fire with a match and I was like ah
damn it.
That looked like a good snack.
It looked like a snowball.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Mm-hmm, they kind of looked like a little like
macaroon, I thought when I gotthem in there.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'd have been the idiot to open it and then put it
in my mouth, oh so it's not asnack.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You probably don't want to try to eat a fire
starter.
It'd be okay, I wouldn'tswallow it.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I'd be like, oh, what the hell.
It tastes like a dog, but it'sstill like if it got on your
tongue, it's gonna get into yourbloodstream.
Well, as long as I wash mymouth I'll be no, still soaks in
and I'll be all right.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I wonder I'm gonna look on the ingredients, what's
in that fire starter?
But anyway, it's way too.
I'm really upset because Iwanted to have a fire, so bad
and it's super windy out and youalso want to put your tent up,
but it's super windy Too windyto do anything, too hot and too
windy to do anything productive.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I mean other than a fly kite.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I am a mom to you but you don't really seem to care.
I do, but this morning I wentout and I had coffee with my
chickens and my bunnies and mydogs.
They were appreciative of myappearance.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, they always are .
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, they love you Because you give them food.
I give you food and you don'tcare, I do care.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
But I'm not someone that only loves you because you
mainly give me food.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Why do you love me?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Why do I love you?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, because you said you don't only love me
because I give you food Becauseyou, you said, you don't only
love me, because I give you,because you're great, everything
about you okay, keep going likegive me what's great about me.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You're nice, you're funny, true, yeah, um, you're
thoughtful, true?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
uh, I want to thank other um coolest mom you know
yeah, you're literally just thebest.
I don't even know the best, thecutest.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's like mainly like the thoughtful and nice.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Smart, that's like the biggest.
Yeah, you're smart too.
Helpful Caring.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
All right, those are like advanced words.
You're just advancing the wordsI said.
Okay, like nice is kind Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Like what Price is kind?
Okay, Like what do you mean?
I guess Fine.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Fine, fine, there's adding more words to make it
sound better.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, I'm just shortening it up, I'm not.
It's not called advancing, it'scalled enhancing.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Enhanced Advanced words is what I meant.
The words are too advanced formy skill level.
You know Gulp, Are you?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
reading anything?
Absolutely Gulp.
Are you reading anything?
Absolutely not.
So since we last recorded, Ihave read two books and I'm on
another one.
So I read no Escape by MaryBurton, one of my very most
favorite authors and dear friend, who also guested on our
podcast and I think that waslast season.
(05:43):
Anyway, you can check that outif you search Mary Burton.
And I also read Secret Sisterby Sarah Denzel, and that was a
good book too.
It was very interesting.
It was about these girls whowere born as twins.
The mom gave them up foradoption and they were split up
and then they never knew theother existed, and it's very
(06:06):
twisty.
So that was good.
What are you watching?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
The Walking Dead.
What season are you on?
I'm on season seven, likehalfway, a little over halfway.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
So at work I was telling them about the Walking
Dead and I was asking them, like, what happened if they watched
it, and they did.
And so I was telling him aboutthe episode that I just saw
because Walking Dead, and I wasasking them if they watched it,
and they did.
And so I was telling him aboutthe episode that I just saw
Because Walking Dead is a superold show, right, about the one
where that guy has that baseballbat with a barbed wire around
it and how I was like oh my God,he's freaking.
crushed their head so my kidisn't playing as much video
games, but the show he'swatching on TV is quite
(06:43):
disturbing.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Now call me again, I dare you what's going on he can
see my face.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
He can see what he can see my face.
What is going on?
What is that?
Oh, he FaceTimed you.
Tell him you're working rightnow.
Are you watching any othershows?
The Last of Us, oh yeah, whichwe are behind about two episodes
(07:10):
because the last episode, whichwas that the first episode of
the season.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
What.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Ended so terribly that I'm upset and I don't even
want to keep watching it becauseI don't even know how the show
can go on and I'm pissy about it.
I did not like it I amcurrently watching season five
of you, which is good.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So far, so good.
The guy that kills women yeah,yeah, that is good.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, and then I watched this really great movie.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
if you haven't like five seasons of it?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
yeah, this is supposed to be the final season.
However, the first threeseasons were actually based off
of the book, and then seasonfour and five are not based on
like.
This is not part of the book atall.
They're prime however, I thereis one more book that they never
did a series like a season four, so I really hope that, that
(08:03):
that they do it because it wasreally good, so I'm watching you
.
I watched a really great moviecalled the life list.
I like watching coping mechanismthe life list was got me all in
my feels, because it's aboutthis girl who I'm just a girl.
In the world who her mom getssick and dies and when she was
(08:27):
going, the mom was going throughsome things and found her
daughter's like this list thatshe made when she was 13 for a
school project and it was herlife list, so like a bucket list
of all the things that shewanted to accomplish in life,
but it was written when she was13.
And now she oh, my goodness, mynose is so icky is all grown up
.
And so anyway, and then everytime she completes an item on
(08:49):
the list, her lawyer I don'tknow however that works gives
her another DVD.
So her mom recorded all theseDVDs for everything that she
accomplished on the list and so,anyway, it made me sad because
my mom is dead and made me missmy mom.
And the last thing on the lifelist is finding true love, and I
(09:11):
think that that's everybody'swant.
Everybody wants true love intheir life, and so just watching
somebody go throughrelationships and you're so
distracted I'm sorry, I'mlistening, I'm just like gotta
do something you know what youshould have done.
You should have had a magic mindshot right before the podcast,
(09:33):
like I did.
It's like this because I amlocked in from my mental
performance shot.
So, anyway, the life list.
It was really good, worthwatching, but you definitely
need to be in like a sappy kindof a mood.
Cool, cool.
What are you?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
gaming.
Sorry, no games.
The tics are coming in.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
The tics are coming in.
Is that real, or do you want tohave ticks?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I'm serious Ticks are really ticking me off.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I'm serious.
Oh, ticking you off.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, I don't want ticks.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You don't want ticks, but you make yourself have one,
I think it's funny, it's funny,but it's not funny for people
who actually have a tick.
No, I think it would be cool.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
It makes you unique.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
You, you already unique without ticks, not really
wood ticks.
How about a june?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
bug.
Oh my god, I mean you're like.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Oh my god, like the one you're like oh my gosh, I
dropped my phone it got a hugedent in the case I hate those
things, hate them them.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
That was funny.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Makes me remember why I don't like to be outside
after dark in May or June.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Coping mechanism Coping Wait.
So what were we on?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
My bad, I didn't mean to cut you off.
We were on.
What are you gaming?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Oh yeah, I'm not saying the game.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It's so retarded you can't say that word.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Oh, it's so stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's like a game on Roblox.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Oh, look at you reverting.
I play it when I'm like who'splaying with you?
No one.
Is it on your phone or your PC?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
or your Xbox.
It's on Xbox, oh, okay, I playit when I have like literally
nothing better to do or no one'son.
Okay, all right.
It's called trying to survive,right, it's kind of like rust
but rip off and I'm like thegoat at it yep, oh, like your
shirt, you have a goat on yourshirt.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Goat, you're so cute.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You haven't worn that shirt ever, or in a long time
no, because if I do, I hate, itgoes under my hoodie, because
it's so long I'm not I'm notwith that, tuck it in.
No, I'm not tucking my shirt in, nobody will know.
Oh, it's uncomfortable, yeahyou.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You know what?
When you were little, you hatedlong sleeve shirts and I hated
my pants and you hated yourpants and you hated socks so
you're still picky about yourclothes, like you've always been
picky about certain clothingitems yeah, these are I wish I
would wear jeans, but they're solike too tight.
Well, maybe if you had theright size they wouldn't be too
(12:04):
tight.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I guess is Maybe.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Do you want to try on some jeans?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Okay, that's my coping mechanism.
I'm not even trying it.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
All right.
So what I was trying to tellyou, since you're so unfocused
I'm focused right now Is thatyou should have taken a Magic
Mind shot with me before thepodcast so you could be locked
in.
And I just want to remindeverybody that Magic Mind is a
mental performance shot and ithas some really great
ingredients in them, one of thembeing ashwagandha, which is
(12:34):
Indian ginseng, which you takeginseng in the morning, just so
you know.
I don't know what that?
Is.
It keeps you locked in andfocused.
It helps your memory.
Pretty sure, and it comes from asmall shrub and the root and
berries are medicinal and ithelps the body adapt to stress
and reduces the negative impactthat stress has on the body.
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So anyway, we'll put the info inthe show notes for you.
But once again, magic mindcomes to my rescue several times
a week, and there's probablytimes I could take it even more,
(13:38):
but I'm too lazy.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Anything to say about that.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
You're too lazy too, which is why you did not take
any.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, but I do remember a time, right when.
How do you remember that?
What was it?
That like thing project I didthis weekend?
Oh yeah, that paper you had towrite yeah.
Oh yeah, that paper you had towrite yeah.
Popped a meg of mine locked in.
I got it all done.
Good, like I said I would Goodjob.
Probably not going to get agood grade on it, though.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
What I cooked.
I helped you with the firstpart.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
That should be a good grade, I know.
But I'm probably not going toget a grade on it.
Why, I don't know.
I just never.
I'm not going to do good on it.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I usually do good on it.
I trust, come on.
That's more of a concept ofexpect the worst, hope for the
best.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, come on, that's my strategy right there.
Okay, that's definitely.
Oh, my God, I thought I did so.
Ass.
On the science test I cooked.
I got one answer wrong and Ithought I was going to get F on
that shit.
I cooked, that's how you know.
What Yep?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Oh man, freaking best , that's, good.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I'm just too good, come on.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
All right, there's some hot takes.
I want to do with you.
All right, cool.
So do you know what a hot takeis Maybe?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Do you want me to?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
explain it to you?
No, I don't need to explain it,just like yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Like your hot take.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Your opinion on it.
I understand.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Staying up late is better than waking up early, yep
.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I agree, that's easy.
Staying up late is better thanwaking up early.
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Or you could do both.
You want to stay up late andwake up early.
I don't prefer that.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I go to bed at 3.
I wake up at like 10.
That's like early, early, butit's like in between early and
late.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Early is like 5, 6, 7 o'clock.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I know, but like it's in between Doesn't matter Late
is like 12.
10 o'clock does not count asearly 10 is like the right time
right there.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
That's fine, but it's not early, I guess.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
But no, early is like 7 o'clock, 7, 8.
Crack a.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Don is 5, 6.
Well, that's what time I haveto get up to go to work.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's the crack a Don yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
All right.
Next Coping Brunch is anoverpriced breakfast for late
risers.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
What would you know?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
about things being overpriced.
You don't pay for anything.
I buy mcdonald's.
That's just expensive.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
50, I like brunch, freaking dollars I like brunch
because you get two meals in one.
You get to have some breakfastfoods.
Oh, that's weird some lunch.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
It has to be one thing I don't like the mixture I
don't like that.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I like a mixture and I don't think brunch is usually
not overpriced because you get alittle bit of everything.
I like it and I don't.
It's not that I'm a late riser,but I don't like to eat when I
first wake up.
I feel hungry when I first wakeup, but then when I start
(16:41):
eating something, I'm like nothungry at all, bite of something
like my pop tart, my pop tart,or like a cracker.
Yeah, a granola bar hit right.
All right, this one's good foryou.
Another hot take video gamesare better at storytelling than
most movies oh, I don't know, itdepends on what it depends.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I don't think so, though I don't think it depends
on if it's a.
It depends, it has to be astory game did you know?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
the last of us is based on a video game?
Yeah, it is I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
It's on ps4 and playstation.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah, I didn't know that, I just saw it when we were
watching it.
That said like based on reallywhatever the video game yeah
it's gonna be a game for a whileall right, running is a hobby,
not a personality trait whatwait?
What say it again running is ahobby, not a personality trait
yeah, I feel I don't know Ithink it's a personality trait.
(17:27):
Why like?
You have to be like people whoare like true runners, like
people who run marathons forexample no, no that is not fun
that is not a hobby.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I think that that has to just kind of be like yeah
hardwired into who you are yeah,okay, so I would can okay but
you have to be a special kind ofperson I'm sorry, like me, I
mean, I mean you're special, butnot in the running way.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I'm freaking great.
I'm gonna do it next year.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
You are the goat I'm committed to doing it all right.
I'm you're special, but not inthe running way I'm freaking
great, I'm going to do it nextyear.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
You are the GOAT.
I'm committed to doing it nextyear.
All right, I'm holding you toit.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I told my friend to tell me when the paper's out if
I don't see him.
All right, because we're bothgoing to be like I'm going to
cook.
Okay, were my friend's fasterthan me.
He said he got cooked.
I'm going to get cooked.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I'm good, you are pretty good at endurance, like
when we used to run together.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I'm going to get my stamina better.
My stamina is terrible.
I got to do better.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
What's?
Because you haven't done it insuch a long time?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, I'm so assed at the pacer.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Cooked, okay, next Astrology is just made up fun
astrology is.
It's like you saw your sign,like you're a capricorn I'm a
gemini bullshit.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I don't know what that even.
I think it's true.
The stars.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
No, it means like your fate is written in the
stars in the universe, but youcould just change how you are.
And it's saying like if you'reborn like this time to this time
, you're like this, you knowwhen you could just change.
That doesn't mean anything okay, well, I strongly disagree
that's okay see, that's thefirst one that we did not agree
on that's okay all right.
(18:58):
Next, you don't need a smartwatch if you have a smartphone.
Yeah, you don't.
I just I mean you don't have to, but I like it just be like
this.
Instead of being like andchecking, it's so much quicker
to just be like oh boom, youknow well this is for somebody
who when you were a smallerchild and I had to worry about
(19:20):
you, I always it's like theschool was trying to get a hold
of me or you needed to get ahold of my tracker phone or if
there was an emergency like Ijust wanted to.
You know, I wouldn't want to gohours without looking at my
phone to know that somebody wastrying to get a hold of me
because something was not okaywith the tracking phone, with
you or somebody else the tracker?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Remember when you Okay, let's tell that story when
you lost your tracking phone.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
And I found it on like a yeah, you guys drove
around and you found it on likea ledge.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Didn't you.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah, and then later on I washed up in my grandma's
washing machine because I forgotto take it out of my coat
pocket.
That's right.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
That's why you didn't have an iPhone at first,
because we knew it would takesome time to figure out how to
be responsible for somethingthat you're not used to carrying
, so that was a learningexperience.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yippers.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
All right, this one.
I already know how you feelabout this strongly.
So paper straws are worse thanplastic.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, I hate paper straws.
I do too.
They suck.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
They suck so bad.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
They're like the texture and they fall apart.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, they suck.
Yeah, either give me no strawor just give me the plastic
straw.
Yippers, all right, this one.
I'm interested to see your hottake.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
No.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Not everyone needs to go to college.
Definitely, definitely, doesn'tI could?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
just make a shitload of money off of getting really
lucky at gambling.
No, that is not a good lifestrategy.
It's not a good life strategy,but you could.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
With what money?
Or investing?
What money are you going togamble and what money are you
going to invest?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
You get a job, you're like oh shit, I got a week's
worth of pain.
I'm going to spend 25% of it oninvesting.
Okay, that's smart and then youcould take a chance 50-50,
because that's what it is andyou either you make some and
then you buy sales and you makemore, like it's just how it is.
Like, come on.
All right, you should startdoing that I could.
I would only do it if Loganwanted to do it, because he
(21:21):
knows more about that than I do.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Investing?
Yeah, I personally thinkeveryone should go to college,
because I know for a fact thatit doesn't matter what you go to
college for, but you can getjobs easier and make more money
with a degree, even if you don'tneed it.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
But you should, because if you need a different
job or a backup, then you haveit, because some jobs you need a
certain degree, don't you?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah, yeah, it just gives you more opportunities and
more potential.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, more like.
Yeah, okay, All right, two moreOkay.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Cake frosting is often too sweet.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
What is cake frosting ?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, I don't need the frosting.
I don't like the frosting, it'stoo much.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Too much.
I just like the ice cream andthose pebbles in the ice cream
cake.
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
God, oh I love that.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
The best part, the crunchy middle and the DQ cake.
Yeah, oh my God, they'recrunchy.
Yeah, I want that right now Allright.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Last one, and I know you're going to be like I don't
know what that means Not allclassic literature is good.
I don't know what that meansLike old stories like Moby Dick.
That's true Facts.
I can't even think of anotherone.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
But just like the old , old stories, like books that
have been around forever.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree, they're not allgood, there's some that are good
and there's some that are Nah.
Coping mechanism.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
All right, let's see what I got here.
Oh, I got some fun or nottrivia.
I'm going to ask you somequestions and see if you know.
I'm going to ask you somequestions and see if you know.
I'm really going to copy andthen I have a riddle and then I
have a joke and I think that'sit, Unless you have anything
else that you want to talk about.
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I had a stretch, excuse you, two for two.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Two for two.
All right, ready, yep, don'tlook at the answers Okay, okay,
all right, ready.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Don't look at the answers.
Okay, okay, 17.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
How many bones are in the adult human body?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That's a hard one.
I'm not guessing that.
Yes, is it over 200?
Can I get that Barely?
It's barely over 208.
206.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
206.
Did you look at my sheet?
No, actually.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Okay, that was good, that was good, that was good.
I was like I don't, I don'tknow if it's this one, I feel
like you should know, because Iwas reading a 216 that you
learned about this in science.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I probably remember well 206 was way closer than 216
yeah what are clouds made of?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I don't remember.
I don't remember what's thatass I forgot.
I know I'm like oh, I'mprobably overthinking right now.
Did you learn about the hat?
Yeah, no, we didn't learn aboutit, they just told us small
water droplets that's it.
They told us some confusingthing of like all the freaking
things are made of, like the.
What are they called thefreaking things, the really
(24:07):
small, the atoms and molecules?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
yeah, they made it confusing, obviously how many
known planets are there?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Planets.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Planets like Earth, Mars.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Is that including the sun?
The sun is not a planet.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
It's a star, isn't it ?
It's a star, good job 12?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
8.
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
You're close.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I was close.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Is Saturn bigger than Earth?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Now it's smaller, isn't it really small?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
It's around 10 times the diameter of.
Earth, I don't even know, isSaturn the it's big.
It's the one with the rings.
Oh, it's the brown one.
Yeah, okay, I'm dumb, that'sobviously way bigger.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Okay, I thought it was like the small blue one,
neptune, no, the other one Pluto, yeah, that's what I thought it
this one.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
you better know what does H2O stand for?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Isn't that hydrogen?
Wait, oh, I'm a fucking idiot.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I heard H and that's what I thought.
I'm not going to lie.
I put no thought in that Allright Riddle, let's see if you
know this one.
You didn't have to tell meright away.
I would have guessed it, I know.
But sometimes I just getexcited.
Yeah, I know Closure.
Yeah, and I also have to roundup some bunnies in the backyard
before sunset.
So there's that.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Okay, come on Okay here we go.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Nope, I have a head and a tail that will never meet,
and having too much of me isalways a treat.
What am I, what?
What?
You flip it.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
A coin, a coin.
They have heads, tails, tails.
They'll never meet.
Okay, and having a lot of themis a treat I was at a treat to
have a lot of them, a lot ofmoney to have a lot of money all
right, do you have a?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
would you rather for me?
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
okay, let's hear it coping mechanism, coping
mechanism, coping, copingmechanism my bad I said coping,
coping.
Sorry, I had to get out allright so like I don't even know
how to explain it um would yourather would you rather like
have to cut your own arm off, orlike cut your like friend's arm
(26:20):
off because I got that's how Igotta play.
So it was supposed to be this.
Yeah, I know, would you rather?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
have your own arm cut off or have to cut off my arm.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, but some people won't know you.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Well I'm saying, well I'm just saying it's for uh,
yeah, I get the gist all rightwell, I'm cutting my arm off.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
It can be my left arm , I don't?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
well, I wouldn't want to cut my own arm off, but I'd
let someone else cut it off.
I would not cut your arm off.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I couldn't do it, Just do it.
I'd be like just do it, Justget the belt just right there.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
One cut.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
If you do one cut, it won't be that bad.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Nope.
When Carl was like just do it,dad, I was crying.
Just do it.
No, as long as you don't go tohere, just go right here, cut
that one slice.
If you get in one slice, we'regood right through the bone and
everything just go like one cut.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
How mad wouldn't you be so mad at me the rest of your
life that I took your arm, yourhand, as long as I could get a
metal thing on a knife.
That'd be fucking awesome,wouldn't it at least you have a
positive perspective.
Even if I didn't, I could beatthe shit out of someone.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Metal Ting Would you get a hook.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
No, fuck the hook.
That would just be like flatand round, because imagine if I
would beat the shit out ofsomeone.
Their face would be done.
I would just use my left handto beat the shit out of them.
All right, it would be better.
I mean, yeah, I can't really, Ihave no fingers.
But that, that's fine.
Who needs them?
I got my right hand.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, you got five fingers is just as good as ten.
I might not be able to grabanything with it, but like you
could get one of those littlegrasp grabbers.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Oh yeah, I guess I could have an attachment.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Attachment, I guess.
I guess you could Just like avacuum cleaner.
You could have a bunch ofattachments You're funny, all
right.
Ready, all right, ready for afunny joke?
Heck, no.
What do you call a Mexican whohates protein powder?
What, no way.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Jose, you don't get it.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
That made no sense Protein powder is made of whey.
No way, I didn't know it wasmade of whey Jose.
People always say no way, joseJose is a Mexican name.
No whey, no protein.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, okay, always say no way, jose jose's a
mexican name no way, no protein.
Yeah, okay, I see, don't punchme.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I did.
I'm gonna punch you harder nexttime when I do it have my fake
metal plate.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Oh yeah, it won't even hurt.
Is that as hard as you got?
Is it as hard as you can?
Do it as hard as you can, okayI'm in a really weird position
right now okay that's probablyit.
That's fine.
Are you gonna do me?
No?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
okay, thank you for listening to another episode of
on our best behavior.
Please follow us on facebook onour best behavior.
Please follow us on instagramon our underscore best behavior
to see all my chickens andbunnies.
You can follow us on TikTok onour best behavior Otherwise,
(29:10):
mccoy, I love you, I'm so proudof you.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
You were funny today.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
And thank you for making me a mom.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Sure, although you kind of like made me so like you
chose yourself a mom.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
You were up in heaven with God.
Sure and God's like.
I am planning to give you thebest mom in the world.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Nah, there's just like numbers.
I am going to send her to you.
Send you to her.
You know, like the first movieI never watched Boss Baby, no,
oh, there's like a bunch ofbabies huddle up and you either
go left or right yeah right.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah, I went down the left way.
The left way.
That was a good baby, that wasme.
Thanks, you're a good baby.
You are a good baby, all rightall right, I'm in hey guys,
welcome back to.
I gotta take a poop copingmechanism.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
All right, mama, right sure.
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