December 16, 2024 • 30 mins
Damn Pre-roll had me ready to give up! Ever wondered how a stuffy nose could lead to a discourse on British accents and "Mary Poppins"? Join us as we embark on a whimsical journey through personal tales, TV favorites like "Severance" and "The Madness," and reflections on societal norms. We'll share musings on trust within organizations and compare driving etiquette to broader social responsibilities. Our reading adventures bring us face-to-face with Freda McFadden's "The Housemaid" and the intriguing impact of book hype. Plus, reminisce with us about the lyrical genius of Eminem and the impression his music left on our youth.
In a world where work and play blend seamlessly, we chat with an inspiring travel writer about the freedom remote work provides, akin to the adventures of classic travel shows. Through the lens of upcoming career opportunities, we explore the excitement of Christmas shopping and the thrill of finding the perfect gift. Personal stories about community spirit, including a heartfelt tribute at a colleague's funeral, highlight the importance of genuine connections. Finally, brace yourself for behind-the-wheel anecdotes that teach patience, responsibility, and the art of mastering highways with a little help from our mentors.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey guys, welcome back to.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
RMS.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Behavior.
I'm Mac and you're here withKelly.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And it's supposed to be.
You've been doing that, notright?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
And you're here with Mac and Kelly.
Yeah, I know I did that wrong.
You sound so stuffy you, poorlittle thing.
Do you need some cold medicine?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
No, I feel fine A teaspoon of sugar helpsps the
medicine.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Go down Medicine.
Go down Medicine.
You just had what.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's just because I blew my nose.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh, do you know what song that's from?
Nope, mary Poppins, I feel likeyou would like that.
You like to do a British accentPoppins, mary Poppins.
Yeah, how was your day.
Tell me what's new.
Tell me something good there'snothing that's new.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I took a nap.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You took a nap.
I didn't even take a nap today.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I thought you took a nap on the couch.
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I didn't fall asleep.
I watched that fucked up movie,that AI movie.
You were like you walked in andhe was having sex with the ai
girl and I was embarrassed likeoh my god, mackie's gonna see on
tv and he's gonna be like whatthe hell are you watching?
I think that's the first time.
I was a little humiliatedbecause I didn't know that was
(01:15):
gonna happen.
And then it's like what are youwatching?
All right, good tv shows on myradar.
This one's old, but.
But I finished Severance andyou know we talked about that
before and that's when thepeople go to work and they don't
remember anything about theirpersonal life and when they're
not at work they don't knowanything about their work life.
Anyway, ended in a hugecliffhanger and there's only one
(01:37):
season, but I did hear that thenext season is going to be
coming out.
Really good show on netflix themadness.
It's on the top 10.
It's a tv show but it is about.
It starts out really crazy withthis guy.
He's at like an airbnb and allof a sudden like he finds a dead
(01:58):
body and people are hunting himand trying to frame him for
this murder.
No, no, did you see any of that?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I don't remember that .
Speaker 2 (02:07):
No, I might have watched it when you were at your
dad's.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Probably because I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
And anyway.
So part of the show that got mereally riled up is that's
Paisley.
He makes that funny noise yeahit's kind of funny Sorry to get
sidetracked that never happenson this show, um but it made me
think of like the governmenttoday and how the what's really
(02:34):
wrong with the world is dirtyorganizations.
So, like there's dirty cops, Ifeel like there's dirty
politicians.
You can't believe or trustanybody and it makes me really
upset.
Like Mackie, you and I weretalking because you were driving
the other day and we're justtalking about you were like you
were noticing how many peopledon't use their blinker or just
(02:54):
drive like really inconsiderate.
And when you're a new driver,especially like you are really
depending on people drivingproperly, it's hard to learn how
to drive when you'reanticipating everyone should be
driving the right way, butnobody does, and I feel like
that's a lot when we weretalking about the world.
If everyone was like a goodhuman being, the world would be
(03:17):
a really nice place, but there'sso many people that don't have
a conscience or think thatthey're entitled or better than,
and they steal and they lie andthey cheat and they drive like
assholes.
So same with government.
If politicians would just dothe right thing and if cops
(03:39):
would just do the right thingand I'm not saying that most of
them don't and shout out Anokapolice, because I think that you
guys are awesome, but anyway.
So if you watch the madnesskind of gets that gear in your
brain going.
Finally read a really good book.
It well, I don't know mychickens.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I'm kidding what.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Why would you say that?
I don't know, that's rude.
So I finally got on board andread the Housemaid by Freda
McFadden and it was good.
But this is the thing withthose books is I have heard
everyone talk about how great itis.
You have to read it, and sothen it doesn't like meet my
expectation of the hype, and Iread a lot of books, so that's
(04:26):
one of my passions is talkingabout books and what I read, and
I just felt like in a way not100%, but it gave me the last
Mrs Parrish vibes, which was areally, really, really, really
great book.
Did you have you read any goodbooks lately?
No, have you seen any goodbooks lately?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, have you seen any good TV shows or movies lately,
other than the shows you'rewatching?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
no, another good show .
So I was going to say unpopularopinion, but I don't know if
it's unpopular, but my opinionis best rapper of my time oh,
that eminem eminem love him whydo you like him?
Because when I was your age oryounger and his music came out,
(05:16):
I just remember listening tothose lyrics being like oh my
gosh, like just shocking thethings he would say, and that in
that time I thought like thatfreedom of speech is so powerful
that you can say those things.
Why did he?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
say that.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It was so crazy, you never listened to Eminem's music
he talked about like no, I haveyou haven't listened to the
lyrics, like the old songs.
No, so he would just talk about,like, how much he hated his mom
and the things that she did tohim and how he felt about it.
And he would talk about hisgirlfriend and ex-girlfriend and
just things that he felt abouthim and being bullied at school
(05:57):
and it's just a lot.
You should listen to it.
I know how much you love tolisten to music.
So, anyway, he's on Rhythm andFlow and he is like a guest
judge, surprise judge.
And I love Rhythm and Flowbecause that is like a musical
show where they can you knowit's on Netflix so they can say
(06:18):
whatever they want to say.
It's not bleeped out, it'soriginal.
They're rapping their own rapsand it's really taken me back to
my childhood because I lovedrap.
I still love me some rap now,but, um, eminem whoo, that man
makes me feel flustered.
He's just handsome every every.
The older he's gotten, the morehandsome he is, and the more
(06:39):
sober he is, the more handsomehe is and he's just like a
family man which is alsoattractive to me because he, you
know, he quit drugs.
He doesn't even date which.
He should date me.
And wow, that's crazy eminemslim, shady marshall, mathers
(07:00):
all day baby you're funny.
But yeah, I just think that heis politically.
You know he's kind of out there, but I can love people for
whatever they think aboutpolitics, as long as they're a
good person.
Anything, anything to say.
Do you have a rap to?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
sing.
I really cannot wait to eatpulled pork tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh yeah, I'm making that after this Pulled pork
sandwich.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Why?
Why did you just look at me?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I don't know, I was just seeing if you were going to
say something.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I was just thinking about Eminem.
Welcome back to it.
Gotta take a poop.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Okay.
Okay.
So there's this lady onFacebook that I follow.
She's a chicken lady, butanyway she shout out Silky,
surprise.
She is a breeder for silkychickens and she does raffles
all the time and then you caneither win some silky chicks or
some hatching eggs or storecredit.
(08:01):
So anyway, I entered a raffleand I didn't win.
And when I didn't win, I posteda crying emoji because I really
wanted to win.
And anyway, this lady shout out, sandy, who did win.
She reached out to me and saidhey, because this is the giving
season and we entered the raffleby saying something that we
(08:22):
were thankful for I'm going togive you a chick or two that I
got.
And I was like, yes, I was soexcited.
And then I said you know what?
I already have four chickensand that's enough for me.
So I appreciate your kindness.
That was so kind of you, butfour chickens is enough.
Been working on my egg stand.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I know it's been going great huh.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, you've been helping me with that.
We tried, but anyway, I boughtthis.
I'm really excited.
First I bought that woodstorage, but I'm really going to
use that for wood storage.
Thank you, Jay, for pickingthat up for me.
But now I bought this deckcooler box and so I'm going to
make that my egg stand.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I think I'm going to make that my egg stand.
I think I'm gonna.
I think I'm gonna call it.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
You're gonna call kelly's four chickens but I see
people post on facebook all thetime like looking for fresh eggs
.
So I'm gonna be selling them atmy egg stand and, um, but yeah,
it's a cooler box, so I'm gonnaput the eggs in the cooler box
and then there's like a littlecut out on the bottom and I'm
gonna be like this is where youreturn your egg cartons what if
(09:34):
the eggs aren't like in thefresh eggs don't have to be in
the fridge, they just have to be, like, not hot and not frozen.
That's why you put them in thatcooler and it just keeps, they
get hot.
They might just cook, for sure,yeah, and I don't know that
that would happen, but theywouldn't be good if they got too
hot Too warm.
Yeah, and so then I'm going tohave a little pay box and my
(09:55):
little Venmo sign.
So, yeah, I'm excited for thespring.
So watch out for Kelly's fourchickens.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Kelly's four hens.
Oh, I thought you were achicken that jumped the fence.
Only four chickens.
I got to think Lola jumped thefence today.
I had to go get her.
Sorry, Amelia, my chickens keepcoming, my four chickens keep
rotating.
Who wants to hop over there?
All right, Okay, so I got inthe mail a Pyrex ornament and I
(10:26):
opened it up and I was like, ohshoot, I bet you this was a
Christmas present for me and Iwasn't supposed to open it, but
I had my name on it, so I openedit and it is this beautiful, if
you know anything about Pyrex,friendship, Cinderella set
Christmas ornament.
And so I was like, oh my, gosh.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
So then I showed it.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Hey, I'm not going to put up your tree man, I don't
put up a tree, I'm going to putup.
Oh, I got to put up myChristmas trees on my mantle.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I got to do that this week.
Are you going to put up yourtrees in the backyard?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I'm going to put my Christmas tree up in the
backyard.
You got to help me one day thisweek, I will.
Okay, don't see it I'll put it,we'll put it up.
So anyway, I was like who wouldhave sent me this?
And then I asked you and I'mlike, did you guys get me this?
And you're like, no.
So anyway, finally, I was likemaybe I have a secret admirer
(11:18):
out there, maybe you know.
I asked wendy, did you send methis?
I asked kate, did you send no?
No, they all wanted to takecredit for it but they said it
wasn't me.
So anyway, this weekend I get atext from Uncle Dicko and he's
like, hey, did you get somethingin the mail?
And I'm like, was that from you?
(11:39):
And he said yeah, me.
And Shelly sent it to you.
And then it just made me feelso nice, they're my favorites.
Okay, you told me I have on theagenda that you were going to
tell me everything you got mefor Christmas Go.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
What would I say?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
You told me you were going to tell me.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
All right, ready.
Yep, I did it right.
I just told you.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Let's talk about when me and Justin were getting
stuff.
I was like all right, when weget home I'm going to walk in
with everything.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm going to yell at everything I got you Pause.
Huh, oh you're right, sorry,okay, sidebar over All right, so
wait, what were we saying?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Christmas presents.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Oh yeah, presents, oh yeah you said you went
christmas shopping for me.
Yeah, we got you a lot of stuff, a lot I won't say a lot, but
okay it's difficult to find alot of this stuff I am the
easiest person to shop nobecause they like I'm gonna,
actually I can't okay, yeah,don't say anything, don't ruin
it all.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Right, I have one more thing to talk about and
then I have two things for youto talk about and feel free to
pipe up over there.
Okay, oh, I actually havesomething really exciting to
tell you.
Oh, so today I did a podcastinterview with this guy and he
(13:00):
I'm trying to describe what hedoes he travels all over and
then he writes like he's awriter and he writes articles
about travel and differentthings and businesses and
airlines and places to stay andwhatever, and so, anyway, he is
trying to and I might not getthis 100 right, but you'll get
(13:22):
the idea so he really wants todo a podcast with you where we
talk to you and I talk to CEOsof companies because they want
to understand your generationcoming into the workforce and
ask questions and what to expect, and then vice versa.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I think it's a really great idea that big company
ceos want to talk to us,especially want to talk to you,
I know.
And so we were talking abouthow, today, if you are creative
which we are, I'm too old butyou are but when you are
(14:05):
exploring career paths, you know, when I was in, when I was
going to college, you kind ofhad to figure out, like, what
you wanted to be Like do I wantto be a teacher?
Do I want to work in HR?
Do I want to work withcomputers?
Do I want to be a doctor?
Maybe I want to be a lawyer,maybe I want to be a nurse.
Anyway, now we were talkingabout, with the capabilities of
(14:30):
being able to work remote, youcan travel so much more when
before, like for me, I don'thave a job where I can work
remote.
So if I want to take a vacation,I have to pretty much take time
off at work to travel whennowadays people who can work
from home or can work remote cantravel and still work and see
(14:51):
so many more places and I reallythink that is a great
opportunity, and I remember backin the day, travel channel had
like all these shows wheresomebody like you or I, they
would pay for you, they wouldpay you, I, they would pay for
you, they would pay you too, andthey would pay your way to,
like, stay at a resort.
(15:12):
And then the TV show would belike, oh, we're in Hawaii today
and we're staying at this resortand it's amazing, and they have
this and they have that, andyou get to experience all of the
things.
And then you get to eat all thefood.
And then they would go onexcursions.
And then you would be like, ohmy gosh, that looks amazing.
I want to go on that trip, butthat was a job that you could
get paid to do so see whatyou're doing well, people would
(15:34):
pay for you to go on the trip,pay you to do the tv show.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
So I just be like today, we're on a ball and we're
gonna be doing this, and thenwe're here and well no, but it'd
be more guided.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
like somebody would be like okay, well, this is
where you, we're here, and blah,blah, blah.
No, but it'd be more guided.
Like somebody would be likeokay, well, this is where you're
going to stay, and now we'regoing to do a massage, and then
they would edit it and chop itup, so it was like highlight
reels.
It was something like that.
Yeah, it's great.
So if I was you if I was you, Iwould totally want to try to
explore something where I couldtravel, see the world remotely.
(16:09):
You could make so much moneythat I could retire and just
travel with you and your family.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Just an idea.
I wish I could make that muchmoney you can.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
You just have to put your mind to it.
You have to be ambitious andmotivated.
Ambitious what, what, what Isaid?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
ambitious, do you know?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
what ambitious means A little bit.
One to ten.
Where's your energy?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I just woke up from a nap, man what.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
If you were playing video games right now, I would
hear you downstairs.
Yeah, I know, hear youdownstairs.
So come on.
Come on, all right.
Sad topic my old co-worker, lj,died, and so we went to her
funeral, wendy and I did.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
On Friday.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
On Friday and it was such a beautiful service and it
was a multi-care reunion and I'mreally sad that it took a
funeral to get us all together.
Oh my gosh.
But, my friend LJ, I never havelaughed so hard with somebody
at work and we just had so muchfun.
(17:24):
And we just had so much fun andseeing all my old multi-care
co-workers and friends.
I just have never, ever, hadanother job where I felt like a
true family, like people whoreally cared about you.
You're gonna unplug your mic ifyou keep pulling on that and
like fan like you're, thosepeople's families knew who you
(17:44):
were and you know their kids andI just really it was really
great.
I really love my job now andmaybe it could be like that
someday um if I'm there for along time.
But anyway, that placemulti-care was a one in a
million opportunities of a greatplace to work and they were
really good to their employeesand maybe that's why they didn't
(18:05):
survive.
But I am just like here anywaythat's where I used to work like
two jobs when you were born.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
That's where I worked oh, and then you started
working at riverdale.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
No, I didn't work.
I worked at oakdale, okay, okaythat's it.
I was pretty close, though, andnow I work at alina yeah yeah
really close to home reallyclose to home zero.
Really close to home Zerocommute.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
It's probably like a mile away, not even 1.2.
Yeah, barely a mile.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
You ride your bike up there and have lunch with me
sometimes.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
That's nice, I know.
I wish I could do that more.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Well, you'll have a job this summer.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
For winter break.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah.
I should be able to um, oh, tooloud I should be able to um,
come over to your work.
Then I can't.
Yeah my bad in or out.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I feel like I'm in or out I should be able to come to
your work.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yes, you can winter break?
Yes, you can whenever.
And then spring break.
Oh, just kidding, I took thatoff, I'm not working spring
break, but I'm gonna go try tosee.
I'm gonna try to go to florida.
So bro and I'm not bringing you, I'm going by myself um you
have to say how long though youjust are like four nights, maybe
three, four nights.
You gotta stay home and watchthe bunnies and the dogs and the
(19:20):
four chickens I'll try my bestokay, so tell me about behind
the wheel.
You've done two sessions ofbehind the wheel.
How many more do you have to do?
I think one more just one moreand then you get to be done.
Yeah, so tell, tell me aboutthat, like what happens when you
go to behind the wheel you getin the car.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
They like you drive somewhere.
You're driving like oh'redriving on regular roads.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
What are you doing over there?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
My balls itch right, and then you'll drive on the.
I don't know what you call them.
They're not really busy.
They're not on the highways,but they're so busy.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
County road.
Yeah, county road, there we go.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You're driving on county roads, you'll mainly be
driving on county roads and thenfor the first one, you're
mainly in the uh neighborhoodsokay but the second one.
It's a lot of county road andthen you can go on the highway
if you want.
Did you yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
if in behind the wheel?
Yeah, oh and then how scaredwere you I already did it before
.
I wasn't scared at all okay youhad done it with your dad yeah,
okay.
Okay, before you were behindthe wheel.
Yeah, and then Was he like doyou want to go on the freeway?
Were you like hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah, I was like yeah , sure, and then you do some
parking, and then you do somehill parks and stuff, and then
what else do you do?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
How are you at?
That easy have you easiestparking ever have you tried to
parallel park.
Yeah, I'm the best at that youare.
Yeah, I've never seen youparallel park I'm a parent.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I mean I did, it was the one I did the best on.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
So with your instructor or your dad good, was
he impressed?
Was he like mccoy?
Way to go go.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
No.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Is he a nice guy or just kind of like no?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
he's a nice guy I feel like that's how you do it.
You just do parking, a littlebit driving here and there, and
they just tell you where to go,and then you'll come to like
Some parts where you don't knowhow to do, or they'll tell you
what to do.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
So what happens if you don't know what to do?
They just tell you so ifthey're like, oh, we want you to
do blah, blah, blah, do you sayI don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I usually know what to do every time, but there'll
be times where you mess up andyou're like, oh, Then will he
say oh yeah, he'll tell you whatyou should do next time, Okay.
Or if you don't do so good,sometimes he'll tell you what
you should do better.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Does he have an emergency brake and steering
wheel on his side?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
No, he doesn't have a steering wheel, but he has a
brake.
He does have a brake.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, has he ever had to?
Use it on you?
No, Wouldn't that be funny.
You're just trying to drive.
Has he ever freaked out Likewhoa, whoa, whoa when you almost
killed us, when you cut overthree lanes without looking?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
No.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
He's never freaked out.
Have you ever done anythingthat bad?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
No, that's good.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
That was my first time driving, but you were like
so cocky, Like oh.
I know how to drive, it's not abig deal.
And then you realized like it'sa big deal.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
No, it wasn't, it was just a weird intersection.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Okay, you're a weird intersection.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Tell me about how it started Whoa Whoa.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
You always make fun of me for hanging on to the
handle.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I'm a fine driver.
I was really hanging on to thehandle.
I hang on to the handle Likeholy shit, we're going to die.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Oh shit, I did not say that Like ah, the first time
maybe, but like this weekendwhen we were driving you were
like whoa, I was.
I always hang on to it becauseyou turn harder than I do and
then I slam into the door and Idon't want to do that, sorry.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Whoa Spooky what I'm going to slap you.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Spooky.
Tell me about your new classes.
What's your favorite class?
This try Gym.
That's so easy Did you finishyour pickleball tournament?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
No, oh, we didn't finish it, but we did most of it
how do you, how do you start atournament and not finish it?
Oh, no man so what do you?
What did you do in gym today?
Volleyball oh yeah, are yougood at that?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
no, I haven't done it in so long.
I'm okay, can you?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
serve.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, can you spike?
What do you mean?
I jump like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Somebody sets it and then you spike it.
Can you do that?
You've never done it.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Never done it.
No, Probably could.
It doesn't sound that hard.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
What's your second favorite class?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
That's a difficult one.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
That bad huh.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, they're all kind of ass.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Okay, what's your least favorite?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
My fucking math class .
Speaker 2 (24:08):
What oh chemistry?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
That's science.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, math.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
But what's it called Al, called algebra I think it's
called algebra two or something.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
No, I don't know.
Geometry, geometry too, yeah,oh geometry.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, shapes, I hate shapes and shit.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
That's what you said I know fucking shapes, dude, I'm
not a construction worker what?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
what is that?
Well, I guess like area and ifyou're trying to calculate
carpet and yeah, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I don't, I'm not gonna be you are gonna be.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
You want to be an electrician, though you have to
know I think I'm more of aplumber person.
Okay now you're gonna play withshit and digging toilets.
Got it?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
yeah, digging in the shit.
I'll shit it up.
Are you laughing?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
because they do make really good money.
But I could not dig in someoneelse's shit.
You could never unshit upsomething.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
No, I couldn't unshit it up.
You know you have to go poopsuper bad.
That's what you call shittingup.
Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I don't know, what that means.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Oh, the dogs are pissed off at someone, someone's
here.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Okay, alright, so that's all I have to talk about.
Do you have anything else totalk about?
No, the dogs are pissed off atsomeone.
Someone's here Okay, all right,so that's all I have to talk
about.
Do you have anything else totalk about?
No, no, all right, so we'regoing to do.
Are you smarter than a thirdgrader Moving on up?
I'm not smarter than a thirdgrader, and then I think you
have a, would you rather for me?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
And I have a funny joke Mom, I'm not smarter than a
third grader okay.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
If you know a good name for my chicken egg business
, make sure you DM those to meat crazybeautifulkelly or at
onourbest.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
What Little dumper no .
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That's not cute.
Kelly's four chickens AlrightReady.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Kelly's chicken coop.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
No, I meant for the are you smarter than a third
grader?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Are you ready for that?
Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'mready.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
All right, if you're listening, let's see if you can
answer these faster.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Probably my little cardboard box, my little
cardboard box.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
My little egg stand.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I make my problems everyone else's problems.
That's the name of my egg standthat's crazy.
See if you can answer thesefaster than Mackie, if you're
playing along.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I got it right what country is Paris?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
France how would you know the answer to the question
before I even read it?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Paris, france.
Yeah, answer to the questionbefore I even read it.
I heard Paris, france.
Okay, yeah, trust me.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
The question is what country is Paris the capital of?
And yes, the answer is France.
You said it?
How am I a cheater?
Because I didn't even ask thequestion yet.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I was locked in.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
This isn't Family Feud, where you just beep before
the question's over.
All right Now please.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
There should be a beeper.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Other people are playing along, so please listen.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I just had to win.
I'm a competitive person.
I had to win.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
The entire question.
So people playing along have afair opportunity.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
We can go again.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Okay.
In what city is the White Houselocated?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
DC.
Do I have to say the wholething or can I just say DC?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Well, the correct answer is Washington DC, but I
understand what you meant.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
So that's fine, that counts.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
All right.
Question number three of five.
What is 10 times three, 30.
?
Good job.
Question four of five.
What did Alexander Graham Bellinvent Telephone?
Good job.
Question four of five.
What did Alexander Graham Bellinvent Telephone?
Good job.
I always remember that one.
Because his bell bell like aring a ding.
Because Gima would always sayon my voicemail give me a ringy
(27:46):
ding, all right.
Last question yeah, how longdoes Earth take to orbit the sun
?
A whole year, one year.
I thought I picked 24 hoursbecause I'm real smart.
All right, what's your?
Would you rather Tell me your?
Would you rather?
(28:07):
I would rather Everyone wouldrather you ask me the question,
then sing this song.
Would you rather get a?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
tattoo or a lip piercing.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Tattoo all day.
I would tattoo most of my body.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
But you have both of them Piercings and tattoos, not
my lip.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I would not get my lip tattooed, but what if it's
just like a, like a stud downhere?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
No, what if it's just a piercing, piercing or tattoo,
just.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
There's nothing else I want pierced, so I'd get a
tattoo.
What would you pick?
What if?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
you had no pierces or no tattoos.
What are you going to do first?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Tattoo.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh, that's, simple.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, I'm going to do a tattoo as well.
Where do you want your firsttattoo?
I don't know.
What do you want?
I don't know.
Heart no, no idea.
It'd be you next holding yourchicken.
Oh, that would be a cute tattoo.
That can be your memorialtattoo for me when I'm dead.
(29:02):
All right, I have a funny joke.
Oh my god.
Yeah, wait, I'm gonna sell it.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Okay, me and justin when I was at school.
Oh, we saw something that'sright up your alley.
That were it was good you sawsomebody wearing something that
like there was something thatwe're getting that that saw this
.
Fuck, you're gonna love it.
You saw it at school.
No, like justin was texting meat school.
He was like blah, blah, blahand we were texting back and
(29:25):
forth and I was like yeah, dude,she would love that sidebar oh
my god, are you ready for a joke?
Yes.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
If your kids are in the car.
This one is appropriate for allages.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Of course you have to say it's appropriate and
inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Well, I just want to give people a warning so then
they don't have to answer alltheir kids' questions.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I guess that's a good point.
They do like to ask a lot ofquestions.
They'll be like Mom what does?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
that mean.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
hang on, my thing is malfunctioning.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
What do you mean?
Your phone is not working.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I think I remember the joke.
What is an?
I'm going to say it wrong, hereit is.
What do you call a factory thatmakes okay products?
Give up A satisfactory Get it.
Satisfactory means means okay,your face is a joke.
(30:18):
That's not nice.
I actually think your face iscute totally mac dog, I love you
.
Thank you for doing the podcastwith me and see you next time
and I can't wait to go eat somepulled pork.
Pulled pork, up in the house.
Did you hear the krrr?
(30:39):
Yeah, I did you heard that.
Hey guys, welcome back to.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
RMS.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Behavior.
I'm Mac and you're here withKelly.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And it's supposed to be.
You've been doing that, notright?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
And you're here with Mac and Kelly.
Yeah, I know I did that wrong.
You sound so stuffy you, poorlittle thing.
Do you need some cold medicine?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
No, I feel fine A teaspoon of sugar helpsps the
medicine.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Go down Medicine.
Go down Medicine.
You just had what.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's just because I blew my nose.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh, do you know what song that's from?
Nope, mary Poppins, I feel likeyou would like that.
You like to do a British accentPoppins, mary Poppins.
Yeah, how was your day.
Tell me what's new.
Tell me something good there'snothing that's new.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I took a nap.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You took a nap.
I didn't even take a nap today.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I thought you took a nap on the couch.
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I didn't fall asleep.
I watched that fucked up movie,that AI movie.
You were like you walked in andhe was having sex with the ai
girl and I was embarrassed likeoh my god, mackie's gonna see on
tv and he's gonna be like whatthe hell are you watching?
I think that's the first time.
I was a little humiliatedbecause I didn't know that was
(01:15):
gonna happen.
And then it's like what are youwatching?
All right, good tv shows on myradar.
This one's old, but.
But I finished Severance andyou know we talked about that
before and that's when thepeople go to work and they don't
remember anything about theirpersonal life and when they're
not at work they don't knowanything about their work life.
Anyway, ended in a hugecliffhanger and there's only one
(01:37):
season, but I did hear that thenext season is going to be
coming out.
Really good show on netflix themadness.
It's on the top 10.
It's a tv show but it is about.
It starts out really crazy withthis guy.
He's at like an airbnb and allof a sudden like he finds a dead
(01:58):
body and people are hunting himand trying to frame him for
this murder.
No, no, did you see any of that?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I don't remember that .
Speaker 2 (02:07):
No, I might have watched it when you were at your
dad's.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Probably because I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
And anyway.
So part of the show that got mereally riled up is that's
Paisley.
He makes that funny noise yeahit's kind of funny Sorry to get
sidetracked that never happenson this show, um but it made me
think of like the governmenttoday and how the what's really
(02:34):
wrong with the world is dirtyorganizations.
So, like there's dirty cops, Ifeel like there's dirty
politicians.
You can't believe or trustanybody and it makes me really
upset.
Like Mackie, you and I weretalking because you were driving
the other day and we're justtalking about you were like you
were noticing how many peopledon't use their blinker or just
(02:54):
drive like really inconsiderate.
And when you're a new driver,especially like you are really
depending on people drivingproperly, it's hard to learn how
to drive when you'reanticipating everyone should be
driving the right way, butnobody does, and I feel like
that's a lot when we weretalking about the world.
If everyone was like a goodhuman being, the world would be
(03:17):
a really nice place, but there'sso many people that don't have
a conscience or think thatthey're entitled or better than,
and they steal and they lie andthey cheat and they drive like
assholes.
So same with government.
If politicians would just dothe right thing and if cops
(03:39):
would just do the right thingand I'm not saying that most of
them don't and shout out Anokapolice, because I think that you
guys are awesome, but anyway.
So if you watch the madnesskind of gets that gear in your
brain going.
Finally read a really good book.
It well, I don't know mychickens.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I'm kidding what.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Why would you say that?
I don't know, that's rude.
So I finally got on board andread the Housemaid by Freda
McFadden and it was good.
But this is the thing withthose books is I have heard
everyone talk about how great itis.
You have to read it, and sothen it doesn't like meet my
expectation of the hype, and Iread a lot of books, so that's
(04:26):
one of my passions is talkingabout books and what I read, and
I just felt like in a way not100%, but it gave me the last
Mrs Parrish vibes, which was areally, really, really, really
great book.
Did you have you read any goodbooks lately?
No, have you seen any goodbooks lately?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, have you seen any good TV shows or movies lately,
other than the shows you'rewatching?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
no, another good show .
So I was going to say unpopularopinion, but I don't know if
it's unpopular, but my opinionis best rapper of my time oh,
that eminem eminem love him whydo you like him?
Because when I was your age oryounger and his music came out,
(05:16):
I just remember listening tothose lyrics being like oh my
gosh, like just shocking thethings he would say, and that in
that time I thought like thatfreedom of speech is so powerful
that you can say those things.
Why did he?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
say that.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It was so crazy, you never listened to Eminem's music
he talked about like no, I haveyou haven't listened to the
lyrics, like the old songs.
No, so he would just talk about,like, how much he hated his mom
and the things that she did tohim and how he felt about it.
And he would talk about hisgirlfriend and ex-girlfriend and
just things that he felt abouthim and being bullied at school
(05:57):
and it's just a lot.
You should listen to it.
I know how much you love tolisten to music.
So, anyway, he's on Rhythm andFlow and he is like a guest
judge, surprise judge.
And I love Rhythm and Flowbecause that is like a musical
show where they can you knowit's on Netflix so they can say
(06:18):
whatever they want to say.
It's not bleeped out, it'soriginal.
They're rapping their own rapsand it's really taken me back to
my childhood because I lovedrap.
I still love me some rap now,but, um, eminem whoo, that man
makes me feel flustered.
He's just handsome every every.
The older he's gotten, the morehandsome he is, and the more
(06:39):
sober he is, the more handsomehe is and he's just like a
family man which is alsoattractive to me because he, you
know, he quit drugs.
He doesn't even date which.
He should date me.
And wow, that's crazy eminemslim, shady marshall, mathers
(07:00):
all day baby you're funny.
But yeah, I just think that heis politically.
You know he's kind of out there, but I can love people for
whatever they think aboutpolitics, as long as they're a
good person.
Anything, anything to say.
Do you have a rap to?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
sing.
I really cannot wait to eatpulled pork tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh yeah, I'm making that after this Pulled pork
sandwich.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Why?
Why did you just look at me?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I don't know, I was just seeing if you were going to
say something.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I was just thinking about Eminem.
Welcome back to it.
Gotta take a poop.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Okay.
Okay.
So there's this lady onFacebook that I follow.
She's a chicken lady, butanyway she shout out Silky,
surprise.
She is a breeder for silkychickens and she does raffles
all the time and then you caneither win some silky chicks or
some hatching eggs or storecredit.
(08:01):
So anyway, I entered a raffleand I didn't win.
And when I didn't win, I posteda crying emoji because I really
wanted to win.
And anyway, this lady shout out, sandy, who did win.
She reached out to me and saidhey, because this is the giving
season and we entered the raffleby saying something that we
(08:22):
were thankful for I'm going togive you a chick or two that I
got.
And I was like, yes, I was soexcited.
And then I said you know what?
I already have four chickensand that's enough for me.
So I appreciate your kindness.
That was so kind of you, butfour chickens is enough.
Been working on my egg stand.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I know it's been going great huh.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, you've been helping me with that.
We tried, but anyway, I boughtthis.
I'm really excited.
First I bought that woodstorage, but I'm really going to
use that for wood storage.
Thank you, Jay, for pickingthat up for me.
But now I bought this deckcooler box and so I'm going to
make that my egg stand.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I think I'm going to make that my egg stand.
I think I'm gonna.
I think I'm gonna call it.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
You're gonna call kelly's four chickens but I see
people post on facebook all thetime like looking for fresh eggs
.
So I'm gonna be selling them atmy egg stand and, um, but yeah,
it's a cooler box, so I'm gonnaput the eggs in the cooler box
and then there's like a littlecut out on the bottom and I'm
gonna be like this is where youreturn your egg cartons what if
(09:34):
the eggs aren't like in thefresh eggs don't have to be in
the fridge, they just have to be, like, not hot and not frozen.
That's why you put them in thatcooler and it just keeps, they
get hot.
They might just cook, for sure,yeah, and I don't know that
that would happen, but theywouldn't be good if they got too
hot Too warm.
Yeah, and so then I'm going tohave a little pay box and my
(09:55):
little Venmo sign.
So, yeah, I'm excited for thespring.
So watch out for Kelly's fourchickens.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Kelly's four hens.
Oh, I thought you were achicken that jumped the fence.
Only four chickens.
I got to think Lola jumped thefence today.
I had to go get her.
Sorry, Amelia, my chickens keepcoming, my four chickens keep
rotating.
Who wants to hop over there?
All right, Okay, so I got inthe mail a Pyrex ornament and I
(10:26):
opened it up and I was like, ohshoot, I bet you this was a
Christmas present for me and Iwasn't supposed to open it, but
I had my name on it, so I openedit and it is this beautiful, if
you know anything about Pyrex,friendship, Cinderella set
Christmas ornament.
And so I was like, oh my, gosh.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
So then I showed it.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Hey, I'm not going to put up your tree man, I don't
put up a tree, I'm going to putup.
Oh, I got to put up myChristmas trees on my mantle.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I got to do that this week.
Are you going to put up yourtrees in the backyard?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I'm going to put my Christmas tree up in the
backyard.
You got to help me one day thisweek, I will.
Okay, don't see it I'll put it,we'll put it up.
So anyway, I was like who wouldhave sent me this?
And then I asked you and I'mlike, did you guys get me this?
And you're like, no.
So anyway, finally, I was likemaybe I have a secret admirer
(11:18):
out there, maybe you know.
I asked wendy, did you send methis?
I asked kate, did you send no?
No, they all wanted to takecredit for it but they said it
wasn't me.
So anyway, this weekend I get atext from Uncle Dicko and he's
like, hey, did you get somethingin the mail?
And I'm like, was that from you?
(11:39):
And he said yeah, me.
And Shelly sent it to you.
And then it just made me feelso nice, they're my favorites.
Okay, you told me I have on theagenda that you were going to
tell me everything you got mefor Christmas Go.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
What would I say?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
You told me you were going to tell me.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
All right, ready.
Yep, I did it right.
I just told you.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Let's talk about when me and Justin were getting
stuff.
I was like all right, when weget home I'm going to walk in
with everything.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm going to yell at everything I got you Pause.
Huh, oh you're right, sorry,okay, sidebar over All right, so
wait, what were we saying?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Christmas presents.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Oh yeah, presents, oh yeah you said you went
christmas shopping for me.
Yeah, we got you a lot of stuff, a lot I won't say a lot, but
okay it's difficult to find alot of this stuff I am the
easiest person to shop nobecause they like I'm gonna,
actually I can't okay, yeah,don't say anything, don't ruin
it all.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Right, I have one more thing to talk about and
then I have two things for youto talk about and feel free to
pipe up over there.
Okay, oh, I actually havesomething really exciting to
tell you.
Oh, so today I did a podcastinterview with this guy and he
(13:00):
I'm trying to describe what hedoes he travels all over and
then he writes like he's awriter and he writes articles
about travel and differentthings and businesses and
airlines and places to stay andwhatever, and so, anyway, he is
trying to and I might not getthis 100 right, but you'll get
(13:22):
the idea so he really wants todo a podcast with you where we
talk to you and I talk to CEOsof companies because they want
to understand your generationcoming into the workforce and
ask questions and what to expect, and then vice versa.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I think it's a really great idea that big company
ceos want to talk to us,especially want to talk to you,
I know.
And so we were talking abouthow, today, if you are creative
which we are, I'm too old butyou are but when you are
(14:05):
exploring career paths, you know, when I was in, when I was
going to college, you kind ofhad to figure out, like, what
you wanted to be Like do I wantto be a teacher?
Do I want to work in HR?
Do I want to work withcomputers?
Do I want to be a doctor?
Maybe I want to be a lawyer,maybe I want to be a nurse.
Anyway, now we were talkingabout, with the capabilities of
(14:30):
being able to work remote, youcan travel so much more when
before, like for me, I don'thave a job where I can work
remote.
So if I want to take a vacation,I have to pretty much take time
off at work to travel whennowadays people who can work
from home or can work remote cantravel and still work and see
(14:51):
so many more places and I reallythink that is a great
opportunity, and I remember backin the day, travel channel had
like all these shows wheresomebody like you or I, they
would pay for you, they wouldpay you, I, they would pay for
you, they would pay you too, andthey would pay your way to,
like, stay at a resort.
(15:12):
And then the TV show would belike, oh, we're in Hawaii today
and we're staying at this resortand it's amazing, and they have
this and they have that, andyou get to experience all of the
things.
And then you get to eat all thefood.
And then they would go onexcursions.
And then you would be like, ohmy gosh, that looks amazing.
I want to go on that trip, butthat was a job that you could
get paid to do so see whatyou're doing well, people would
(15:34):
pay for you to go on the trip,pay you to do the tv show.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
So I just be like today, we're on a ball and we're
gonna be doing this, and thenwe're here and well no, but it'd
be more guided.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
like somebody would be like okay, well, this is
where you, we're here, and blah,blah, blah.
No, but it'd be more guided.
Like somebody would be likeokay, well, this is where you're
going to stay, and now we'regoing to do a massage, and then
they would edit it and chop itup, so it was like highlight
reels.
It was something like that.
Yeah, it's great.
So if I was you if I was you, Iwould totally want to try to
explore something where I couldtravel, see the world remotely.
(16:09):
You could make so much moneythat I could retire and just
travel with you and your family.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Just an idea.
I wish I could make that muchmoney you can.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
You just have to put your mind to it.
You have to be ambitious andmotivated.
Ambitious what, what, what Isaid?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
ambitious, do you know?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
what ambitious means A little bit.
One to ten.
Where's your energy?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I just woke up from a nap, man what.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
If you were playing video games right now, I would
hear you downstairs.
Yeah, I know, hear youdownstairs.
So come on.
Come on, all right.
Sad topic my old co-worker, lj,died, and so we went to her
funeral, wendy and I did.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
On Friday.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
On Friday and it was such a beautiful service and it
was a multi-care reunion and I'mreally sad that it took a
funeral to get us all together.
Oh my gosh.
But, my friend LJ, I never havelaughed so hard with somebody
at work and we just had so muchfun.
(17:24):
And we just had so much fun andseeing all my old multi-care
co-workers and friends.
I just have never, ever, hadanother job where I felt like a
true family, like people whoreally cared about you.
You're gonna unplug your mic ifyou keep pulling on that and
like fan like you're, thosepeople's families knew who you
(17:44):
were and you know their kids andI just really it was really
great.
I really love my job now andmaybe it could be like that
someday um if I'm there for along time.
But anyway, that placemulti-care was a one in a
million opportunities of a greatplace to work and they were
really good to their employeesand maybe that's why they didn't
(18:05):
survive.
But I am just like here anywaythat's where I used to work like
two jobs when you were born.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
That's where I worked oh, and then you started
working at riverdale.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
No, I didn't work.
I worked at oakdale, okay, okaythat's it.
I was pretty close, though, andnow I work at alina yeah yeah
really close to home reallyclose to home zero.
Really close to home Zerocommute.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
It's probably like a mile away, not even 1.2.
Yeah, barely a mile.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
You ride your bike up there and have lunch with me
sometimes.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
That's nice, I know.
I wish I could do that more.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Well, you'll have a job this summer.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
For winter break.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah.
I should be able to um, oh, tooloud I should be able to um,
come over to your work.
Then I can't.
Yeah my bad in or out.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I feel like I'm in or out I should be able to come to
your work.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yes, you can winter break?
Yes, you can whenever.
And then spring break.
Oh, just kidding, I took thatoff, I'm not working spring
break, but I'm gonna go try tosee.
I'm gonna try to go to florida.
So bro and I'm not bringing you, I'm going by myself um you
have to say how long though youjust are like four nights, maybe
three, four nights.
You gotta stay home and watchthe bunnies and the dogs and the
(19:20):
four chickens I'll try my bestokay, so tell me about behind
the wheel.
You've done two sessions ofbehind the wheel.
How many more do you have to do?
I think one more just one moreand then you get to be done.
Yeah, so tell, tell me aboutthat, like what happens when you
go to behind the wheel you getin the car.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
They like you drive somewhere.
You're driving like oh'redriving on regular roads.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
What are you doing over there?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
My balls itch right, and then you'll drive on the.
I don't know what you call them.
They're not really busy.
They're not on the highways,but they're so busy.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
County road.
Yeah, county road, there we go.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You're driving on county roads, you'll mainly be
driving on county roads and thenfor the first one, you're
mainly in the uh neighborhoodsokay but the second one.
It's a lot of county road andthen you can go on the highway
if you want.
Did you yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
if in behind the wheel?
Yeah, oh and then how scaredwere you I already did it before
.
I wasn't scared at all okay youhad done it with your dad yeah,
okay.
Okay, before you were behindthe wheel.
Yeah, and then Was he like doyou want to go on the freeway?
Were you like hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah, I was like yeah , sure, and then you do some
parking, and then you do somehill parks and stuff, and then
what else do you do?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
How are you at?
That easy have you easiestparking ever have you tried to
parallel park.
Yeah, I'm the best at that youare.
Yeah, I've never seen youparallel park I'm a parent.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I mean I did, it was the one I did the best on.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
So with your instructor or your dad good, was
he impressed?
Was he like mccoy?
Way to go go.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
No.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Is he a nice guy or just kind of like no?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
he's a nice guy I feel like that's how you do it.
You just do parking, a littlebit driving here and there, and
they just tell you where to go,and then you'll come to like
Some parts where you don't knowhow to do, or they'll tell you
what to do.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
So what happens if you don't know what to do?
They just tell you so ifthey're like, oh, we want you to
do blah, blah, blah, do you sayI don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I usually know what to do every time, but there'll
be times where you mess up andyou're like, oh, Then will he
say oh yeah, he'll tell you whatyou should do next time, Okay.
Or if you don't do so good,sometimes he'll tell you what
you should do better.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Does he have an emergency brake and steering
wheel on his side?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
No, he doesn't have a steering wheel, but he has a
brake.
He does have a brake.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, has he ever had to?
Use it on you?
No, Wouldn't that be funny.
You're just trying to drive.
Has he ever freaked out Likewhoa, whoa, whoa when you almost
killed us, when you cut overthree lanes without looking?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
No.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
He's never freaked out.
Have you ever done anythingthat bad?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
No, that's good.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
That was my first time driving, but you were like
so cocky, Like oh.
I know how to drive, it's not abig deal.
And then you realized like it'sa big deal.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
No, it wasn't, it was just a weird intersection.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Okay, you're a weird intersection.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Tell me about how it started Whoa Whoa.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
You always make fun of me for hanging on to the
handle.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I'm a fine driver.
I was really hanging on to thehandle.
I hang on to the handle Likeholy shit, we're going to die.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Oh shit, I did not say that Like ah, the first time
maybe, but like this weekendwhen we were driving you were
like whoa, I was.
I always hang on to it becauseyou turn harder than I do and
then I slam into the door and Idon't want to do that, sorry.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Whoa Spooky what I'm going to slap you.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Spooky.
Tell me about your new classes.
What's your favorite class?
This try Gym.
That's so easy Did you finishyour pickleball tournament?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
No, oh, we didn't finish it, but we did most of it
how do you, how do you start atournament and not finish it?
Oh, no man so what do you?
What did you do in gym today?
Volleyball oh yeah, are yougood at that?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
no, I haven't done it in so long.
I'm okay, can you?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
serve.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, can you spike?
What do you mean?
I jump like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Somebody sets it and then you spike it.
Can you do that?
You've never done it.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Never done it.
No, Probably could.
It doesn't sound that hard.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
What's your second favorite class?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
That's a difficult one.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
That bad huh.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, they're all kind of ass.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Okay, what's your least favorite?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
My fucking math class .
Speaker 2 (24:08):
What oh chemistry?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
That's science.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, math.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
But what's it called Al, called algebra I think it's
called algebra two or something.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
No, I don't know.
Geometry, geometry too, yeah,oh geometry.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, shapes, I hate shapes and shit.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
That's what you said I know fucking shapes, dude, I'm
not a construction worker what?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
what is that?
Well, I guess like area and ifyou're trying to calculate
carpet and yeah, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I don't, I'm not gonna be you are gonna be.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
You want to be an electrician, though you have to
know I think I'm more of aplumber person.
Okay now you're gonna play withshit and digging toilets.
Got it?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
yeah, digging in the shit.
I'll shit it up.
Are you laughing?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
because they do make really good money.
But I could not dig in someoneelse's shit.
You could never unshit upsomething.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
No, I couldn't unshit it up.
You know you have to go poopsuper bad.
That's what you call shittingup.
Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I don't know, what that means.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Oh, the dogs are pissed off at someone, someone's
here.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Okay, alright, so that's all I have to talk about.
Do you have anything else totalk about?
No, the dogs are pissed off atsomeone.
Someone's here Okay, all right,so that's all I have to talk
about.
Do you have anything else totalk about?
No, no, all right, so we'regoing to do.
Are you smarter than a thirdgrader Moving on up?
I'm not smarter than a thirdgrader, and then I think you
have a, would you rather for me?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
And I have a funny joke Mom, I'm not smarter than a
third grader okay.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
If you know a good name for my chicken egg business
, make sure you DM those to meat crazybeautifulkelly or at
onourbest.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
What Little dumper no .
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That's not cute.
Kelly's four chickens AlrightReady.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Kelly's chicken coop.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
No, I meant for the are you smarter than a third
grader?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Are you ready for that?
Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'mready.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
All right, if you're listening, let's see if you can
answer these faster.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Probably my little cardboard box, my little
cardboard box.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
My little egg stand.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I make my problems everyone else's problems.
That's the name of my egg standthat's crazy.
See if you can answer thesefaster than Mackie, if you're
playing along.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I got it right what country is Paris?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
France how would you know the answer to the question
before I even read it?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Paris, france.
Yeah, answer to the questionbefore I even read it.
I heard Paris, france.
Okay, yeah, trust me.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
The question is what country is Paris the capital of?
And yes, the answer is France.
You said it?
How am I a cheater?
Because I didn't even ask thequestion yet.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I was locked in.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
This isn't Family Feud, where you just beep before
the question's over.
All right Now please.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
There should be a beeper.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Other people are playing along, so please listen.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I just had to win.
I'm a competitive person.
I had to win.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
The entire question.
So people playing along have afair opportunity.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
We can go again.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Okay.
In what city is the White Houselocated?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
DC.
Do I have to say the wholething or can I just say DC?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Well, the correct answer is Washington DC, but I
understand what you meant.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
So that's fine, that counts.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
All right.
Question number three of five.
What is 10 times three, 30.
?
Good job.
Question four of five.
What did Alexander Graham Bellinvent Telephone?
Good job.
Question four of five.
What did Alexander Graham Bellinvent Telephone?
Good job.
I always remember that one.
Because his bell bell like aring a ding.
Because Gima would always sayon my voicemail give me a ringy
(27:46):
ding, all right.
Last question yeah, how longdoes Earth take to orbit the sun
?
A whole year, one year.
I thought I picked 24 hoursbecause I'm real smart.
All right, what's your?
Would you rather Tell me your?
Would you rather?
(28:07):
I would rather Everyone wouldrather you ask me the question,
then sing this song.
Would you rather get a?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
tattoo or a lip piercing.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Tattoo all day.
I would tattoo most of my body.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
But you have both of them Piercings and tattoos, not
my lip.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I would not get my lip tattooed, but what if it's
just like a, like a stud downhere?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
No, what if it's just a piercing, piercing or tattoo,
just.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
There's nothing else I want pierced, so I'd get a
tattoo.
What would you pick?
What if?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
you had no pierces or no tattoos.
What are you going to do first?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Tattoo.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh, that's, simple.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, I'm going to do a tattoo as well.
Where do you want your firsttattoo?
I don't know.
What do you want?
I don't know.
Heart no, no idea.
It'd be you next holding yourchicken.
Oh, that would be a cute tattoo.
That can be your memorialtattoo for me when I'm dead.
(29:02):
All right, I have a funny joke.
Oh my god.
Yeah, wait, I'm gonna sell it.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Okay, me and justin when I was at school.
Oh, we saw something that'sright up your alley.
That were it was good you sawsomebody wearing something that
like there was something thatwe're getting that that saw this
.
Fuck, you're gonna love it.
You saw it at school.
No, like justin was texting meat school.
He was like blah, blah, blahand we were texting back and
(29:25):
forth and I was like yeah, dude,she would love that sidebar oh
my god, are you ready for a joke?
Yes.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
If your kids are in the car.
This one is appropriate for allages.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Of course you have to say it's appropriate and
inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Well, I just want to give people a warning so then
they don't have to answer alltheir kids' questions.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I guess that's a good point.
They do like to ask a lot ofquestions.
They'll be like Mom what does?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
that mean.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
hang on, my thing is malfunctioning.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
What do you mean?
Your phone is not working.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I think I remember the joke.
What is an?
I'm going to say it wrong, hereit is.
What do you call a factory thatmakes okay products?
Give up A satisfactory Get it.
Satisfactory means means okay,your face is a joke.
(30:18):
That's not nice.
I actually think your face iscute totally mac dog, I love you
.
Thank you for doing the podcastwith me and see you next time
and I can't wait to go eat somepulled pork.
Pulled pork, up in the house.
Did you hear the krrr?
(30:39):
Yeah, I did you heard that.
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