April 10, 2025 • 30 mins
How do you know when the universe is sending you a sign? In what might be our most unexpectedly profound conversation yet, Mac and I explore the subtle (and sometimes not-so-subtle) ways life communicates with us during our darkest moments.
After what I described as "one of the shittiest weeks of my life," I found myself reaching for a nighttime t-shirt only to pull out my Christmas shirt with "believe" written across it. Coincidence? Maybe. But it felt like exactly the message I needed, exactly when I needed it. This sparked a fascinating discussion about the different ways we seek meaning during difficult times.
While I've found comfort in morning affirmations (saying "I am lucky and everything is going to go my way" while high-fiving myself in the mirror). Our conversation reveals how deeply personal our coping strategies are, whether through finding signs, practicing affirmations, or just giving ourselves space to heal.
Between deeper moments, we weave through lighter territory - from my obsessive clothing rotation system (which Mac finds utterly baffling) to the fictional chicken "Dolly Carton" who has radio listeners unnecessarily up in arms. We share mind-blowing fun facts (did you know apples float because they're 25% air?) and play trivia games that unexpectedly reveal both what we know and how differently we approach life's challenges.
Whether you're looking for signs from the universe or simply trying to make it through a tough day, this episode reminds us that finding meaning is deeply personal - and sometimes, the most powerful coping mechanism is simply believing that everything will be okay. Share your own experiences with signs and synchronicities - we'd love to hear how the universe speaks to you!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey guys, welcome back to Honor Best Behavior.
You're here with Mac and Kelly,do you?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
know what time it is.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Podcast time.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't know Peanut butter jelly time, because you
just came in here eating acrunchy peanut butter sandwich
and that's all I can smell inyour breath and your sprite.
Yup, there it is, whoop thereit is, yeah, yeah.
I was hungry okay, last night Iwas waiting for you to.
We were supposed to record thepodcast.
(00:32):
Last night somebody fell asleep, somebody, I wonder who.
You and usually it's me, I'musually the one that can't and
you felt I thought you weredownstairs like when I was like
I'm ready for you.
I totally thought you weredownstairs Like when I was like
I'm ready for you.
I totally thought you weredownstairs like deep in a game
that you like had to finish yourmission, and then I kept
hearing your alarm clock goingoff and off, and off and off and
(00:57):
then I'm like, oh, he's notgaming, he is napping, and I
don't think you woke up untileight ish eight ish, it was like
8 12 because I made grilledturkey and cheese sandwiches and
I didn't wake you up because Isaw you had already had a peanut
butter sandwich.
So I'm like, well, he's notstarving, and if he's hungry we
(01:17):
can figure it out.
And you were having a peanutbutter sandwich again today.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You're good.
You're freaking good Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
They're good Talking to Mike I am I'm like right in
front of it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You were back here.
All right, tell me if you canTell me when you can hear me
better or not.
Can you tell when I was far andclose?
No, because you don't haveheadphones on.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
This is how I found out you have a TV, hey, so today
, this is what we're going to bedoing.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, delilah, what do you mean?
There used to be this, we'vetalked about this.
There used to be a lady onLight 102 FM and her name was
Delilah and she had the mostcalming voice, more like yours
but not as high as mine.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I talk like so today we're going to get ready to do
it Like I sound like a dumbass.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, why would you want to do that then?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't know, it just pisses me off, so I did it.
There's this one guy that keepspopping up on TikTok and he
sounds like this.
And I was like I was liketalking.
I was like I video, you have noenergy, I can't with that.
You were watching it, right,but you watched it.
No, I didn't.
I watched the first video.
(02:31):
I'm like I'm not watching this.
This guy has no energy.
He sounds like he just woke up.
He's like so today?
Wait, oh my god, I justfollowed.
He's like so today she saidwe're gonna be doing this and I
was like I am not, we're notwatching this like now you know.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Now you know about the energy and and that's the
reason why I didn't wake you upto record last night, Because
I'm like his energy is not goingto be there- yeah, I don't like
it yeah.
Yeah, I'm here.
I don't have anything to say, Ijust woke up, hey guys.
Welcome back to Take a Poop.
That made you laugh.
That was funny.
All right, I have a questionfor you.
(03:03):
It's a real serious one, do?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
you believe in signs.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Do you know what that means?
Like if you see something, itmeans like something good is
going to happen, or somethingbad is going to happen.
Yeah, I use that as a copingmechanism.
I do.
That's what it is.
So tell me, do you have anexample of when that happened to
you?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
No, no, no Okay.
Kind of happens all the time?
Actually, not really.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well, if you think of a story, I want to hear it, so
pipe in.
I'm going to tell you my storyof why I believe in signs.
Okay, so remember, when werecorded last week, I said it
had been probably one of the, ifnot the shittiest weeks of my
life.
I was really sad and depressedand I'm getting better.
I have good days and bad days,but I'm getting better.
But anyway, that night, more ofthe good days, more good times
(03:49):
than bad times.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But I'm a freak about my clothes, so I have
everything on a rotation.
So, for example, my underweardrawer like I put all my clean
underwear I have all myunderwear, socks and bra is in
the same drawer and I put allthe clean stuff in the front and
then when I go to get socks orunderwear or a bra, I take it
from the back.
So that way it's alwayssomething you know, like there's
(04:14):
a rotation where everything isgetting used equally you got me
lost here.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Like what do you mean ?
Like I'm lost, like you startfrom the back and you go up to
the front.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
So so I put the new stuff in the front and then when
?
I go to like find a pair ofsocks, I take it from the back
and then, when I have room inthe front, I shove it back so
that all the stuff's in the back.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh, okay, so that the oldest stuff is getting worn
before the newest stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That makes sense, and then same with like my, my
hoodies about 500 of them that Iwear them in order that they're
hanging up, and so when I wearone, then I, when it gets clean,
then I put it to the front ofthe line and then I always wear
the one that's in the back ofthe line next.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
oh, yeah, you know me , I'm so organized.
You live out of a laundrybasket, it's easy, I get up boom
, boom done.
It takes me like sometimes yourlaundry baskets.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You just keep it right next to the shower so that
you can just grab it out ofthere when you, after you, take
your shower.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You just pick your clean clothes out of there.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I just underwear and then I just go, I just I'll go
downstairs like what so in myt-shirt drawer, because I know
you guys have all been dying toknow what I wear to bed.
And what I wear to bed at nightis sweatpants and a t-shirt,
because I'm hot like that anddon't spit out your sprite over
there.
I'm not, and um, so I do thesame thing with my all my
(05:31):
t-shirts.
Like I I put I actually put theclean ones in the back and then
in the.
When I go to get a t-shirt thatI'm gonna wear, take it from
the front and then I rotate themand I push them up so that
everybody's getting equally worn.
This is one of my ocd thingsthat I have.
And anyway, long, long storylong when I went to pull out
long yeah, because it wassupposed.
(05:52):
You know, it's usually like longstory, short long story.
It's long because I wassupposed to make it short, but
here we are, okay.
Um, so I went to grab my shirtthat I was gonna wear and it was
my christmas shirt and it saidbelieve it.
And so then I knew that thatwas a sign that everything was
going to be okay.
And then I started feelingbetter.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Then my good friend Wendy told me that she saw
something, probably on a reel,because she loves those.
And what you're supposed to sayevery day when you look in the
mirror and you get up is you sayI am lucky and everything is
going to go my way.
And I did that today.
I did that today, did you hearme?
No, because you're stillsleeping.
(06:33):
And I had a good day, oh,that's good.
Also, I listened to the MelRobbins podcast and I really
like her.
I know there's a lot of hatersand I usually wouldn't like
people who are super popular andnumber two on the podcast list,
because I feel like us indiepodcasters need some recognition
(06:53):
, but I love her and she told meto high five myself in the
mirror every morning and thenyou'll have a good day because
it's just putting good energyout there.
So I've been high fiving myself, talking to myself, and things
are getting better.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
See, you could bring up your energy that way.
What do you?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
mean.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
High-five yourself in the mirror, Say I am so lucky
and everything's going my way.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, no.
Or you could say like when youhave a test.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You could be like I'm ready for this and I'm going to
nail it.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
No, no, like I'm ready for this and I'm gonna
nail it no, no, okay, nope, okay, all right.
Well, just the thought thatdidn't work for me.
I usually say I'm gonna do sobad.
See, like reverse.
Uh, what's it called?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
reverse psychology.
That can't be helpful.
That works all the time onother.
That's supposed to work onother people, not yourself.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You can't trick yourself it works, though okay,
like 50 of the time, so that's apretty good win rate that is a
not a good stat.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
50 50 is a flip of a coin.
Everything is 50 50 that'sgreat oh, all right, so anyway,
I believe in signs.
I saw the sign and it opened upmy eyes and I am happy now
living without you.
I let you go, I don't even know, if that's a sign I like to
(08:14):
sing.
This room is real echoey so Ifeel like I can just really belt
it out.
Alright, all you localMinnesota country lovers.
We are still on 102.9 the Wolfevery morning talking about our
chicken, dolly Carton, and somepeople got pretty riled up about
Dolly this past week.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Just your chicken.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You live under a rock .
Dolly Carton is the fictitiouschicken not real, doesn't exist.
That I have been talking toK-102.
Sorry, 102.9 the Wolf everymorning and the whole bit is
that she's supposed to lay oneegg every day by Good Friday,
which is the 18th, and if shedoes, then we keep her and the
(09:02):
listeners get free eggs.
And if she doesn't lay 18 eggsby the 18th, then she's going to
become chicken nuggets andpeople have really gotten up in
a tizzy about that so if youlisten to that bit and if you're
listening to this podcast, I'mgonna let you in on a big secret
dolly carton doesn't exist.
There's no dolly Carton.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
There's no chicken.
I really wanted chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
There's a few chickens that I have in my
backyard for, but Dolly Cartonis a fictitious chicken, so she
will not be made into chickennuggets, because she doesn't
exist.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I wanted chicken.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
So calm the fuck down people.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Whoa, you're really loud there.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
And, if you know me, I would never kill a chicken.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Okay, we know, mom, you get mad when we kill animals
in a video game.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, I know, it makes me sad, it makes me sad.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
It's not real.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
However, I do eat chicken and I do eat beef, and I
do eat pork and I do eat meat.
What is your thing?
Chirping for your phone?
What is that?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
What does that app mean I happening?
It's tiktok, oh, it's probablylogan sending me something.
Oh, people are sending youstuff.
All right, yeah, we had to haveour streak going, so anyway, I
eat all the things.
I just like to live in oblivion.
That they do just come from thegrocery store, not from
something living, breathing,whatever, whatever.
If I had to survive in the wildand kill animals, I'd probably
die, unless I could just liveoff a fish.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
So that's where I'm at you would probably die wait
what if you listen to this on1.5, I'm talking really fast.
Yeah, you said a lot withinlike 10 seconds.
I'm not even going to lie.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Did it register?
I got excited.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
no, uh, yeah, do you know what I was talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
eating food from the grocery store, and I wouldn't be
able to survive unless I couldonly eat fish because I wouldn't
kill an animal, but I can get afish, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh my god, you're so nasty dude, I gotta get it out.
I don't want to do you want meto have stomachache?
Yeah, I do, just kidding, wow,I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
If you could see the way that you looked at me, you
were just like what You'd wantme to get a tummy ache.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
It's not like I looked at you and burped at you.
I literally looked away, I know, but you can make your burps
quieter.
No, but then I don't get allthe air out, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
You're a pusher like your aunt.
Yeah, she's like eh, I don't dothat.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I don't I promise okay in the car.
Well, that's not in public I'min the car, no one else is gonna
hear me except for the peoplein the car, so like, come on
come on, you gotta give mecredit for that all right what?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
all right, so I should have forewarned you.
I was gonna ask you thisbecause I know you won't be
prepared, but I always like todo.
What are you watching, reading,gaming?
So what are?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
you, you know, it's the same I?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't know.
You are on and off differentgames all the time.
So what are you gaming rightnow?
What are you into coping?
Mechanisms sorry, that is.
That is not the game thatyou're playing.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That is the phrase that you can't stop saying what
are your?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
coping mechanisms.
How do you cope?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
do you want to know how it depends?
Do you want to know?
I know how to cope.
Okay, I do a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
What do you, how do you do it?
Do you want to know how itdepends?
Do you want to know?
I know how to cope.
Okay, I do it a lot.
What do you, how do you do it?
Do you want to know how I cope?
Yeah, I just go to sleepbecause I feel like time heals
everything.
Well, I don't know, I cope alot so you just get through it,
not like that deep of cope.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It's like dumb cope, like I don't need to cope over,
but I do okay but you don't knowhow you cope like it.
It doesn't mean anything, justlike certified turtle.
Okay, I guess, I guess yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
All right, so what?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
game are you playing Siege?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Siege.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
And Rust.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
And Rust.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah.
What one do you like better?
Siege, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Okay, did you used to like Rust more?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
What do you like about Siege?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I don't know, I don't even know.
It's just like there's morefighting yeah more fighting yeah
, more into it.
You know, I don't know how toexplain it, it's more
straightforward.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Do you want to know what I've been gaming?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
What Farm?
Farmville?
Oh wow, it hasn't changed for awhile now.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's my only game.
What have you been watching?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Dexter, you already know.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
So a new season of Love on the Spectrum came out
and I binged that in like oneday it's so good, silence your
phone, disrespectful.
It's so good, silence yourphone, disrespectful.
Oh, my God, it's fuckingJackson, it's fat ass.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Oh, my God, oh, I really want to answer Okay, go
ahead.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I'm going to get on, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Okay, hurry up.
Why'd you call me right?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
now Put it on speakerphone if you're going to
do it on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
We're on the podcast Jackson right now.
Jackson, I'm doing a podcastright now.
Yeah, hurry up Talk or get offthe phone.
Oh, I'll let you do yourpodcast, I didn't know.
Okay, peace, bye, wait, are yougetting on?
Though?
I'm on right now.
I'm in your party, oh my God.
Well, I'll be back in a littlebit, alright.
(13:51):
Alright, we'll see you laterthen.
Catch you later, alright, seeyou.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Who made his name Fatass.
He named himself that oh mygosh, and then every time.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I show him on the phone.
He's like well, he's been namedFatass.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And he named that forever ago.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
He doesn't know that.
He's fucking dumb.
He's your buddy, I know.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I don't know how he doesn't know that spectrum and,
as you know, a few seasons agolast season I think I
interviewed lease connor's mom,who is on this season again and
it's really exciting, so checkit out.
See connor too.
Yeah, I saw him he came in onthe on the interview and I got
to meet him and say hi to him.
It was cute.
(14:30):
All right, what are you reading?
Nothing not even in english.
Do you have english class rightnow?
no, actually I had to try oneand two, so I don't got that
shit fucking glad that shit'sboring I am reading a court of
mist and fury, which is thesecond book from a court of.
I want to say it was rose andthorn, thorns and roses.
(14:52):
I don't know, I'm only readingit because it was so hyped up
and it's fine.
It's fine.
It's not my cup of tea, I'm nota fantasy reader, but it's I.
I'll read all of them justbecause I got this far.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I just fucked my mouth.
I did you yawn, you get thefinger.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Why did you do that?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Do you feel violated?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
No, Was my finger salty?
No, what did it taste like?
I don't know.
She's like I don't know nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
That was funny.
Guess what I got in the mailthis week, what I got?
A carhartt beanie and this ladythat I know on the she
embroidered like hand-stitchedAria, did you see?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
it Actually no idea.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yes, it's so cute.
I'll put a picture of it on ourInstagram so everyone can see
it.
It's so cute, so I'm wearing itevery day.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I wore it today, I'm going to wear it tomorrow and it
was 70 degrees.
It's not even cold out.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I know, but it's cute .
You're pulling a Logan right now.
It's cute.
I like Logan, I don't have aproblem with that.
I don't have a problem withLogan either.
All right, today, let me tellyou, today I started out real
rough, why, I don't know.
Something's been happening withme.
Maybe it's stress, maybe it'swhatever.
I don't think I know what youneeded, but I woke up so
(16:14):
nauseous.
So then what I do is I usuallyhave some leftover diet Mountain
Dew from the night before and Iput it in the fridge Because
then in the morning I can chugthe rest of that diet Dew and
then that kind of helps calmdown my stomach.
And I really like coffee, butthis coffee that I have right
now it's on the stronger side,and then sometimes that makes me
feel a little nauseous.
And then I was like I need apick me up.
(16:35):
Real bad, because it's 830 andI'm ready to go back to bed and
I had me some magic mind.
I shit you not.
I didn't even get through thatwhole bottle and I was ready to
go.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Is that what saves?
Is that your strategy forcoping?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, sometimes you get your coping out of the way.
Yeah, sometimes when I need it.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Is it the problem solver?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yes, yes, it is the problem solver that's good I
also have another story about it.
Okay, so the other week, me andmy friend, we were gonna go to
this retirement party and it wason a friday night, so we had to
work all day and then we had togo to the retirement party and
we knew it was going to be justlike a long day and night,
(17:19):
because we didn't go home, wegot ready at work and went to
the party and my friend Wendy,she was like, oh, I really need
to pick me up, I don't want anycaffeine because I'll never be
able to sleep tonight.
And I'm like, well, go have sometea.
And she's like I feel likethat's gonna have the same
(17:44):
problem.
And all of a sudden I was like,oh, I think I have some, matt.
She goes, do you have any ofthat magic mind?
And I go, oh yeah, I do havesome in my drawer here.
And so I gave her some andshe's like that helped me so
much.
I felt energized, I felt focused, I felt ready to mingle and I
still slept really good at nightoh yeah so that is another
reason why you should beshooting the magic mind shooting
(18:07):
your shot okay, so I've beenloving, loving the magic mind
and guess what?
I just got an emailnotification that our next Magic
Mind is going to ship becausewe got a subscription.
So we don't have to remember toorder more, because you know
how good I am at remembering todo anything unless I've had my
Magic Mind.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Have you been doing Magic Mind still?
Hell, yeah, I have.
And what do?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
you mean and Do you?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
have a Magic Mind story for me.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, okay, like, okay, like, wait.
What was I gonna say?
Wait?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I just lost track of where my brain went you probably
need some magic mind, Iprobably do um, uh, wow, I'm
lost, okay, well, that's okay Iam going to remind you all that
you can use our very specialcode to receive 20 off a
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(19:00):
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Now, that is a huge discountWorth it they're funny all right
, that's all you got for me.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I mean, I got my story okay, yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
You've been waiting for it.
Sometimes I'll be getting homeand, like, sometimes I'll be
getting home well, I mean, likeevery day I get home yeah, well,
other than the weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
If you don't come home, I'm gonna be pissed no, um
, and like sometimes, like I'mlike tired trying to get a nap
in, like yesterday do you stillsleep at night?
Yes, I I slept fine last night,but I didn't go to bed at 10
because I knew I was fine, butlike taking the magic mind.
(19:51):
When I get home, it I'm likeready to do my chores I like
that.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I like that.
Yeah, get into it, you know.
Yeah, I like when shoot yourshot, for sure, bro oh my god,
shoot my shot all right, so thisis the part where I have some
fun facts for you.
Remember, we did this last timewhat and I?
Thought it was really funnywhen I told you like fun facts
about outer space oh, yeah, thisso now I have some about fruit
(20:16):
some about history, some aboutweather, some about sports.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Okay, they're just fun.
This is just like did you know?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I want to know if you knew any of this stuff, because
I thought it was superfascinating.
Okay, all right.
Did you know that apples floatbecause they are one quarter air
?
What?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You should know this they don't float they do.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Haven't you ever seen bobbing for apples?
What do you mean in the bucket?
And they float and then like onwater.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yes, oh yeah, I know they float, oh not in the air
duh okay, I was gonna say, yeah,I knew they float, float in
water.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yes, okay all right, maybe that was my bad if
everyone else was thinking theydon't float in the air, I meant
you float in water?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I didn't.
Yeah, you didn't minor deetsminor de.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I thought we were on the same page.
No, come on.
Walt Disney started sketchingregularly when he was just four
years old.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Do you know who Walt Disney is?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
It's the person that made Disney, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Okay, yeah, thank God , I was scared there for a
second.
Did you know that a bolt oflightning is five times hotter
than the sun?
No, actually I didn't know thatthat's nuts.
I could probably take it thatshit is bananas.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I could probably take that.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
Okay, did you know that ahurricane releases enough energy
in one second to equal that of10 atomic bombs?
Nope, that's crazy.
Okay, last one.
Yeah For the fun facts.
Did you know that NFL SuperBowl referees also get Super
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Bowl rings?
No, actually I didn't know thateither.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
That's kind of weird, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
B-A-N-A.
B-a-n-a.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
All right, trivia, trivia.
No, I have five trivias thatyou should know.
I probably won't, but, and I'lltell, you if I knew them or if
I didn't know them.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Okay, I have a would you rather for you and you have
a would you rather for me, and Ihave a funny joke and then we
are done, and then I guess Ihave to figure out what I'm
going to have for dinner, sinceyou ate without me.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I didn't.
Oh, you still want dinner?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
That was the only thing I ate today.
Oh, okay, like what are youdoing?
You didn't eat lunch.
No, what was it?
I?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
mean okay, it was ass okay, it was ass.
Yes, how come you open the newmilk before you finish the old
milk?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
what do you?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
mean there's a whole, there's a gallon of milk, and
then you you always open.
As soon as you see there's anew milk, you always open the
new milk and then you just letme deal with the old milk and
it's not bad.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
No, I'm not going to lie.
I forgot that there was a milkbecause you put it in the door.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
That's where it should go.
There's no, there's more spacein the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I know, but I I'm not used to being in the door so I
totally forgot.
I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
All right, that's my bad Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Are you ready for?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
why do camels have humps?
Oh, I forgot that one.
It's something to do with like,so they can uh something with
the water, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I don't know then, well, kind of it's something to
do like I don't know what it'scalled, I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
So they can store, yes and water, and then they can
go longer periods of timewithout eating yeah, okay, my
okay, my humps, my humps, myhumps.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I did not know about that.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
yeah, my lovely lady lumps in the front and in the
back.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Okay, ready, so we're singing again.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
My humps, my humps, my humps.
What is a baby?
I didn't know this one.
I wonder if Kate knows this one.
What is a baby turtle called?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
The answer is not certified.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Let me think here it can't be a tortoise, I don't
know it's that, it's a hatchlingyeah, I would never know, I
didn't know that I don't know.
I wondered if you did okay,this one I knew.
I want to see if you know thisone.
It's an easy one in my opinion,because I knew it okay, when do
bats, do bats sleep?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I don't know In the day Afternoon.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yes, they do sleep during the day because they're
nocturnal, which means they'reup at night Okay.
You got it, though I don'tthink you quite understood what
you were saying, but you got itright.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I had a feeling they slept in the day, considering
when do they sleep?
During the day, you never seethem.
When do they sleep during theday?
And they're not going tospecify the afternoon.
I was just saying it just incase?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
well, the answer is usually day or night oh yeah we
never know, we never know.
Sometimes I see bats flappingaround in the when it's like
getting dusky out okay have you?
I'm serious, haven't you everseen one?
No, all right, I'll point itout to you next time I see one.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
What do horses eat?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Hay.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Good job.
Hay or grass, acceptableanswers.
Okay, now this one's tricky.
I want to see if you know thisone.
This is it Number five.
Nope Trivia, number five Ifyou're playing along, tell us
what you knew, what you learned.
How many legs does a squid have?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
A squid.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Not many legs does a squid have?
A squid?
Yeah, not to be confused withan octopus squid, I want to say
10.
Yeah, you got it.
Wait, you should get the fuckout of me.
You did that, you jumpedairtime over here, you like.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
So I didn't think you were gonna get that.
I didn't know.
I mean, I didn't know that,when I would have probably just
said like eight.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
You would have said eight.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, because I don't know.
I would have said 10.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I was thinking I was deciding between 10 or 12.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Okay, well, you went with the right answer.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Good guess, what's that called Coping?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
mechanism.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
What's the coping mechanism?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
That you just guess.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I didn't guess.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
That's how you podcast you just, I got a
feeling that tonight's gonna bea good night.
Okay, yeah, you sang along.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
I love that makes my little heart happy look at your
little heart look at my littletaylor swift heart.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You're okay, all right, riddle yep, I'm really
bad at these and this one.
I thought I was, I thought Iknew it, but I was wrong.
All right, riddle, I have nofeet, no hands, no wings, but I
climb to the sky.
What am I?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
What do you mean?
You climb to the sky Like youcan climb anything.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, without feet, hands or wings.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Caterpillar Smoke.
Smoke, now you get it.
Okay.
Yeah, now you get it.
Okay, do you get it?
Smoke is a gas and I guess, itjust goes anywhere.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
It go, it rises up yeah, okay, I get it, I was
gonna sing you another song, butuh, I can't get to that high of
a pitch anything like that.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
It's like feet or hands or anything.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I always think of an animal.
I was thinking of, like a treebranch, but they don't keep
growing I mean like they do,like they eventually stop like a
vine they grow down.
They go down though they grow,don't they grow up?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
not, not really, I mean some, but I mean it spreads
and then, yeah, it grows up.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
So I guess, yeah, I guess you have to kind of climb
it up if you want it to grow uplike on a trellis, I mean unless
, like eventually, like it getsall the way, like around and
connects, then it'll startgrowing up, just because I don't
.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I don't know why, but it just does all right, do you
have a?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
would you rather for me?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
nope, I have a would you do?
You want me, do you want?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
to hear my would you rather first, or do you want to
tell your would you rather?
Uh?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I mean, you can go first, okay, Because I'm
prepared.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Would you rather have ?
A personal chef or a personaldriver, personal chef Same
Someone would just be cookingour food right now and then,
when we were done with thispodcast just be time to go eat.
That would be the best.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
We don't have to buy the food, though, right.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
That'd be sweet too.
I think we do think that wegive would give them.
You have to have be wealthyenough to give them the money to
go get the stuff to buy, thestuff to cook, the stuff to make
, the stuff to serve, the stuffto clean the stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Okay, I understand, I understand.
Are you ready for mine?
Yes, I've been ready, all right.
Would you rather lose yoursense of smell or lose your
sense of taste?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I feel like we've done this one before I feel like
we have and I would rather losemy sense of smell, because I
can't smell much anyway I would.
I had to taste my food, it's sobig I mean that I also would be
fine without tasting, becausethen I went well I don't, I'm
not fat anymore.
I lost like a million pounds.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I weigh 121 pounds you can eat anything I mean, I
get really sick and full fast Iknow, but like if you didn't
taste something you'd be able toeat anything, but like it would
just be like the texture thingwell, like eating is like a
satisfying thing, like right itlights up your dopamine because
it tastes good, it feels good,you're hungry, you're getting
full, you're getting comfy.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Then you're getting like sleepy, ready for a nap.
Okay, sleepy, all right, areyou ready for a really funny
joke?
Unfortunately, yes,unfortunately this is a funny
one okay, is it actually funny?
I think so is this you and Ithink it's appropriate for kids,
(29:12):
I think I mean maybe pg-13 okay, okay ready maybe what happens
if you fight a dinosaur I don'tknow you're gonna get ripped
open you get giraffes kickedokay get it.
I get it.
Giraffes kicked, yeah, versusyour ass kicked, giraffes kicked
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I get it thank you forlistening to another episode of
On Our Best Behavior, mccoy.
I just want to tell yousomething very special.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm proud of you.
For what?
For everything.
I think you're a great kid andyou put up with me.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I don't have to put up with much though.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Aw, I love you, kiddo .
Aw, thanks, all right, we'llsee you next week.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Bye-bye not goodbye hello.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Do you have something else that you want to say?
No, okay, well, you said it'snot goodbye yeah, not goodbye
it's not goodbye, it's see youlater yeah, alligator, come on
okay.
Hey guys, welcome back to Honor Best Behavior.
You're here with Mac and Kelly,do you?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
know what time it is.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Podcast time.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't know Peanut butter jelly time, because you
just came in here eating acrunchy peanut butter sandwich
and that's all I can smell inyour breath and your sprite.
Yup, there it is, whoop thereit is, yeah, yeah.
I was hungry okay, last night Iwas waiting for you to.
We were supposed to record thepodcast.
(00:32):
Last night somebody fell asleep, somebody, I wonder who.
You and usually it's me, I'musually the one that can't and
you felt I thought you weredownstairs like when I was like
I'm ready for you.
I totally thought you weredownstairs Like when I was like
I'm ready for you.
I totally thought you weredownstairs like deep in a game
that you like had to finish yourmission, and then I kept
hearing your alarm clock goingoff and off, and off and off and
(00:57):
then I'm like, oh, he's notgaming, he is napping, and I
don't think you woke up untileight ish eight ish, it was like
8 12 because I made grilledturkey and cheese sandwiches and
I didn't wake you up because Isaw you had already had a peanut
butter sandwich.
So I'm like, well, he's notstarving, and if he's hungry we
(01:17):
can figure it out.
And you were having a peanutbutter sandwich again today.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You're good.
You're freaking good Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
They're good Talking to Mike I am I'm like right in
front of it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You were back here.
All right, tell me if you canTell me when you can hear me
better or not.
Can you tell when I was far andclose?
No, because you don't haveheadphones on.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
This is how I found out you have a TV, hey, so today
, this is what we're going to bedoing.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, delilah, what do you mean?
There used to be this, we'vetalked about this.
There used to be a lady onLight 102 FM and her name was
Delilah and she had the mostcalming voice, more like yours
but not as high as mine.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I talk like so today we're going to get ready to do
it Like I sound like a dumbass.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, why would you want to do that then?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't know, it just pisses me off, so I did it.
There's this one guy that keepspopping up on TikTok and he
sounds like this.
And I was like I was liketalking.
I was like I video, you have noenergy, I can't with that.
You were watching it, right,but you watched it.
No, I didn't.
I watched the first video.
(02:31):
I'm like I'm not watching this.
This guy has no energy.
He sounds like he just woke up.
He's like so today?
Wait, oh my god, I justfollowed.
He's like so today she saidwe're gonna be doing this and I
was like I am not, we're notwatching this like now you know.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Now you know about the energy and and that's the
reason why I didn't wake you upto record last night, Because
I'm like his energy is not goingto be there- yeah, I don't like
it yeah.
Yeah, I'm here.
I don't have anything to say, Ijust woke up, hey guys.
Welcome back to Take a Poop.
That made you laugh.
That was funny.
All right, I have a questionfor you.
(03:03):
It's a real serious one, do?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
you believe in signs.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Do you know what that means?
Like if you see something, itmeans like something good is
going to happen, or somethingbad is going to happen.
Yeah, I use that as a copingmechanism.
I do.
That's what it is.
So tell me, do you have anexample of when that happened to
you?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
No, no, no Okay.
Kind of happens all the time?
Actually, not really.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well, if you think of a story, I want to hear it, so
pipe in.
I'm going to tell you my storyof why I believe in signs.
Okay, so remember, when werecorded last week, I said it
had been probably one of the, ifnot the shittiest weeks of my
life.
I was really sad and depressedand I'm getting better.
I have good days and bad days,but I'm getting better.
But anyway, that night, more ofthe good days, more good times
(03:49):
than bad times.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But I'm a freak about my clothes, so I have
everything on a rotation.
So, for example, my underweardrawer like I put all my clean
underwear I have all myunderwear, socks and bra is in
the same drawer and I put allthe clean stuff in the front and
then when I go to get socks orunderwear or a bra, I take it
from the back.
So that way it's alwayssomething you know, like there's
(04:14):
a rotation where everything isgetting used equally you got me
lost here.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Like what do you mean ?
Like I'm lost, like you startfrom the back and you go up to
the front.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
So so I put the new stuff in the front and then when
?
I go to like find a pair ofsocks, I take it from the back
and then, when I have room inthe front, I shove it back so
that all the stuff's in the back.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh, okay, so that the oldest stuff is getting worn
before the newest stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That makes sense, and then same with like my, my
hoodies about 500 of them that Iwear them in order that they're
hanging up, and so when I wearone, then I, when it gets clean,
then I put it to the front ofthe line and then I always wear
the one that's in the back ofthe line next.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
oh, yeah, you know me , I'm so organized.
You live out of a laundrybasket, it's easy, I get up boom
, boom done.
It takes me like sometimes yourlaundry baskets.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You just keep it right next to the shower so that
you can just grab it out ofthere when you, after you, take
your shower.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You just pick your clean clothes out of there.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I just underwear and then I just go, I just I'll go
downstairs like what so in myt-shirt drawer, because I know
you guys have all been dying toknow what I wear to bed.
And what I wear to bed at nightis sweatpants and a t-shirt,
because I'm hot like that anddon't spit out your sprite over
there.
I'm not, and um, so I do thesame thing with my all my
(05:31):
t-shirts.
Like I I put I actually put theclean ones in the back and then
in the.
When I go to get a t-shirt thatI'm gonna wear, take it from
the front and then I rotate themand I push them up so that
everybody's getting equally worn.
This is one of my ocd thingsthat I have.
And anyway, long, long storylong when I went to pull out
long yeah, because it wassupposed.
(05:52):
You know, it's usually like longstory, short long story.
It's long because I wassupposed to make it short, but
here we are, okay.
Um, so I went to grab my shirtthat I was gonna wear and it was
my christmas shirt and it saidbelieve it.
And so then I knew that thatwas a sign that everything was
going to be okay.
And then I started feelingbetter.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Then my good friend Wendy told me that she saw
something, probably on a reel,because she loves those.
And what you're supposed to sayevery day when you look in the
mirror and you get up is you sayI am lucky and everything is
going to go my way.
And I did that today.
I did that today, did you hearme?
No, because you're stillsleeping.
(06:33):
And I had a good day, oh,that's good.
Also, I listened to the MelRobbins podcast and I really
like her.
I know there's a lot of hatersand I usually wouldn't like
people who are super popular andnumber two on the podcast list,
because I feel like us indiepodcasters need some recognition
(06:53):
, but I love her and she told meto high five myself in the
mirror every morning and thenyou'll have a good day because
it's just putting good energyout there.
So I've been high fiving myself, talking to myself, and things
are getting better.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
See, you could bring up your energy that way.
What do you?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
mean.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
High-five yourself in the mirror, Say I am so lucky
and everything's going my way.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, no.
Or you could say like when youhave a test.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You could be like I'm ready for this and I'm going to
nail it.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
No, no, like I'm ready for this and I'm gonna
nail it no, no, okay, nope, okay, all right.
Well, just the thought thatdidn't work for me.
I usually say I'm gonna do sobad.
See, like reverse.
Uh, what's it called?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
reverse psychology.
That can't be helpful.
That works all the time onother.
That's supposed to work onother people, not yourself.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You can't trick yourself it works, though okay,
like 50 of the time, so that's apretty good win rate that is a
not a good stat.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
50 50 is a flip of a coin.
Everything is 50 50 that'sgreat oh, all right, so anyway,
I believe in signs.
I saw the sign and it opened upmy eyes and I am happy now
living without you.
I let you go, I don't even know, if that's a sign I like to
(08:14):
sing.
This room is real echoey so Ifeel like I can just really belt
it out.
Alright, all you localMinnesota country lovers.
We are still on 102.9 the Wolfevery morning talking about our
chicken, dolly Carton, and somepeople got pretty riled up about
Dolly this past week.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Just your chicken.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You live under a rock .
Dolly Carton is the fictitiouschicken not real, doesn't exist.
That I have been talking toK-102.
Sorry, 102.9 the Wolf everymorning and the whole bit is
that she's supposed to lay oneegg every day by Good Friday,
which is the 18th, and if shedoes, then we keep her and the
(09:02):
listeners get free eggs.
And if she doesn't lay 18 eggsby the 18th, then she's going to
become chicken nuggets andpeople have really gotten up in
a tizzy about that so if youlisten to that bit and if you're
listening to this podcast, I'mgonna let you in on a big secret
dolly carton doesn't exist.
There's no dolly Carton.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
There's no chicken.
I really wanted chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
There's a few chickens that I have in my
backyard for, but Dolly Cartonis a fictitious chicken, so she
will not be made into chickennuggets, because she doesn't
exist.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I wanted chicken.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
So calm the fuck down people.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Whoa, you're really loud there.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
And, if you know me, I would never kill a chicken.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Okay, we know, mom, you get mad when we kill animals
in a video game.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, I know, it makes me sad, it makes me sad.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
It's not real.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
However, I do eat chicken and I do eat beef, and I
do eat pork and I do eat meat.
What is your thing?
Chirping for your phone?
What is that?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
What does that app mean I happening?
It's tiktok, oh, it's probablylogan sending me something.
Oh, people are sending youstuff.
All right, yeah, we had to haveour streak going, so anyway, I
eat all the things.
I just like to live in oblivion.
That they do just come from thegrocery store, not from
something living, breathing,whatever, whatever.
If I had to survive in the wildand kill animals, I'd probably
die, unless I could just liveoff a fish.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
So that's where I'm at you would probably die wait
what if you listen to this on1.5, I'm talking really fast.
Yeah, you said a lot withinlike 10 seconds.
I'm not even going to lie.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Did it register?
I got excited.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
no, uh, yeah, do you know what I was talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
eating food from the grocery store, and I wouldn't be
able to survive unless I couldonly eat fish because I wouldn't
kill an animal, but I can get afish, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh my god, you're so nasty dude, I gotta get it out.
I don't want to do you want meto have stomachache?
Yeah, I do, just kidding, wow,I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
If you could see the way that you looked at me, you
were just like what You'd wantme to get a tummy ache.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
It's not like I looked at you and burped at you.
I literally looked away, I know, but you can make your burps
quieter.
No, but then I don't get allthe air out, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
You're a pusher like your aunt.
Yeah, she's like eh, I don't dothat.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I don't I promise okay in the car.
Well, that's not in public I'min the car, no one else is gonna
hear me except for the peoplein the car, so like, come on
come on, you gotta give mecredit for that all right what?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
all right, so I should have forewarned you.
I was gonna ask you thisbecause I know you won't be
prepared, but I always like todo.
What are you watching, reading,gaming?
So what are?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
you, you know, it's the same I?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't know.
You are on and off differentgames all the time.
So what are you gaming rightnow?
What are you into coping?
Mechanisms sorry, that is.
That is not the game thatyou're playing.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That is the phrase that you can't stop saying what
are your?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
coping mechanisms.
How do you cope?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
do you want to know how it depends?
Do you want to know?
I know how to cope.
Okay, I do a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
What do you, how do you do it?
Do you want to know how itdepends?
Do you want to know?
I know how to cope.
Okay, I do it a lot.
What do you, how do you do it?
Do you want to know how I cope?
Yeah, I just go to sleepbecause I feel like time heals
everything.
Well, I don't know, I cope alot so you just get through it,
not like that deep of cope.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It's like dumb cope, like I don't need to cope over,
but I do okay but you don't knowhow you cope like it.
It doesn't mean anything, justlike certified turtle.
Okay, I guess, I guess yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
All right, so what?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
game are you playing Siege?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Siege.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
And Rust.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
And Rust.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah.
What one do you like better?
Siege, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Okay, did you used to like Rust more?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
What do you like about Siege?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I don't know, I don't even know.
It's just like there's morefighting yeah more fighting yeah
, more into it.
You know, I don't know how toexplain it, it's more
straightforward.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Do you want to know what I've been gaming?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
What Farm?
Farmville?
Oh wow, it hasn't changed for awhile now.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's my only game.
What have you been watching?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Dexter, you already know.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
So a new season of Love on the Spectrum came out
and I binged that in like oneday it's so good, silence your
phone, disrespectful.
It's so good, silence yourphone, disrespectful.
Oh, my God, it's fuckingJackson, it's fat ass.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Oh, my God, oh, I really want to answer Okay, go
ahead.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I'm going to get on, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Okay, hurry up.
Why'd you call me right?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
now Put it on speakerphone if you're going to
do it on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
We're on the podcast Jackson right now.
Jackson, I'm doing a podcastright now.
Yeah, hurry up Talk or get offthe phone.
Oh, I'll let you do yourpodcast, I didn't know.
Okay, peace, bye, wait, are yougetting on?
Though?
I'm on right now.
I'm in your party, oh my God.
Well, I'll be back in a littlebit, alright.
(13:51):
Alright, we'll see you laterthen.
Catch you later, alright, seeyou.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Who made his name Fatass.
He named himself that oh mygosh, and then every time.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I show him on the phone.
He's like well, he's been namedFatass.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And he named that forever ago.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
He doesn't know that.
He's fucking dumb.
He's your buddy, I know.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I don't know how he doesn't know that spectrum and,
as you know, a few seasons agolast season I think I
interviewed lease connor's mom,who is on this season again and
it's really exciting, so checkit out.
See connor too.
Yeah, I saw him he came in onthe on the interview and I got
to meet him and say hi to him.
It was cute.
(14:30):
All right, what are you reading?
Nothing not even in english.
Do you have english class rightnow?
no, actually I had to try oneand two, so I don't got that
shit fucking glad that shit'sboring I am reading a court of
mist and fury, which is thesecond book from a court of.
I want to say it was rose andthorn, thorns and roses.
(14:52):
I don't know, I'm only readingit because it was so hyped up
and it's fine.
It's fine.
It's not my cup of tea, I'm nota fantasy reader, but it's I.
I'll read all of them justbecause I got this far.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I just fucked my mouth.
I did you yawn, you get thefinger.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Why did you do that?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Do you feel violated?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
No, Was my finger salty?
No, what did it taste like?
I don't know.
She's like I don't know nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
That was funny.
Guess what I got in the mailthis week, what I got?
A carhartt beanie and this ladythat I know on the she
embroidered like hand-stitchedAria, did you see?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
it Actually no idea.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yes, it's so cute.
I'll put a picture of it on ourInstagram so everyone can see
it.
It's so cute, so I'm wearing itevery day.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I wore it today, I'm going to wear it tomorrow and it
was 70 degrees.
It's not even cold out.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I know, but it's cute .
You're pulling a Logan right now.
It's cute.
I like Logan, I don't have aproblem with that.
I don't have a problem withLogan either.
All right, today, let me tellyou, today I started out real
rough, why, I don't know.
Something's been happening withme.
Maybe it's stress, maybe it'swhatever.
I don't think I know what youneeded, but I woke up so
(16:14):
nauseous.
So then what I do is I usuallyhave some leftover diet Mountain
Dew from the night before and Iput it in the fridge Because
then in the morning I can chugthe rest of that diet Dew and
then that kind of helps calmdown my stomach.
And I really like coffee, butthis coffee that I have right
now it's on the stronger side,and then sometimes that makes me
feel a little nauseous.
And then I was like I need apick me up.
(16:35):
Real bad, because it's 830 andI'm ready to go back to bed and
I had me some magic mind.
I shit you not.
I didn't even get through thatwhole bottle and I was ready to
go.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Is that what saves?
Is that your strategy forcoping?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, sometimes you get your coping out of the way.
Yeah, sometimes when I need it.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Is it the problem solver?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yes, yes, it is the problem solver that's good I
also have another story about it.
Okay, so the other week, me andmy friend, we were gonna go to
this retirement party and it wason a friday night, so we had to
work all day and then we had togo to the retirement party and
we knew it was going to be justlike a long day and night,
(17:19):
because we didn't go home, wegot ready at work and went to
the party and my friend Wendy,she was like, oh, I really need
to pick me up, I don't want anycaffeine because I'll never be
able to sleep tonight.
And I'm like, well, go have sometea.
And she's like I feel likethat's gonna have the same
(17:44):
problem.
And all of a sudden I was like,oh, I think I have some, matt.
She goes, do you have any ofthat magic mind?
And I go, oh yeah, I do havesome in my drawer here.
And so I gave her some andshe's like that helped me so
much.
I felt energized, I felt focused, I felt ready to mingle and I
still slept really good at nightoh yeah so that is another
reason why you should beshooting the magic mind shooting
(18:07):
your shot okay, so I've beenloving, loving the magic mind
and guess what?
I just got an emailnotification that our next Magic
Mind is going to ship becausewe got a subscription.
So we don't have to remember toorder more, because you know
how good I am at remembering todo anything unless I've had my
Magic Mind.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Have you been doing Magic Mind still?
Hell, yeah, I have.
And what do?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
you mean and Do you?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
have a Magic Mind story for me.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, okay, like, okay, like, wait.
What was I gonna say?
Wait?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I just lost track of where my brain went you probably
need some magic mind, Iprobably do um, uh, wow, I'm
lost, okay, well, that's okay Iam going to remind you all that
you can use our very specialcode to receive 20 off a
one-time buy of Magic Mind, andit is OOBBLT20.
(19:00):
We'll put this in the shownotes for you.
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subscription, you can get up to48% off.
Now, that is a huge discountWorth it they're funny all right
, that's all you got for me.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I mean, I got my story okay, yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
You've been waiting for it.
Sometimes I'll be getting homeand, like, sometimes I'll be
getting home well, I mean, likeevery day I get home yeah, well,
other than the weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
If you don't come home, I'm gonna be pissed no, um
, and like sometimes, like I'mlike tired trying to get a nap
in, like yesterday do you stillsleep at night?
Yes, I I slept fine last night,but I didn't go to bed at 10
because I knew I was fine, butlike taking the magic mind.
(19:51):
When I get home, it I'm likeready to do my chores I like
that.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I like that.
Yeah, get into it, you know.
Yeah, I like when shoot yourshot, for sure, bro oh my god,
shoot my shot all right, so thisis the part where I have some
fun facts for you.
Remember, we did this last timewhat and I?
Thought it was really funnywhen I told you like fun facts
about outer space oh, yeah, thisso now I have some about fruit
(20:16):
some about history, some aboutweather, some about sports.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Okay, they're just fun.
This is just like did you know?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I want to know if you knew any of this stuff, because
I thought it was superfascinating.
Okay, all right.
Did you know that apples floatbecause they are one quarter air
?
What?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You should know this they don't float they do.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Haven't you ever seen bobbing for apples?
What do you mean in the bucket?
And they float and then like onwater.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yes, oh yeah, I know they float, oh not in the air
duh okay, I was gonna say, yeah,I knew they float, float in
water.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yes, okay all right, maybe that was my bad if
everyone else was thinking theydon't float in the air, I meant
you float in water?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I didn't.
Yeah, you didn't minor deetsminor de.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I thought we were on the same page.
No, come on.
Walt Disney started sketchingregularly when he was just four
years old.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Do you know who Walt Disney is?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
It's the person that made Disney, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Okay, yeah, thank God , I was scared there for a
second.
Did you know that a bolt oflightning is five times hotter
than the sun?
No, actually I didn't know thatthat's nuts.
I could probably take it thatshit is bananas.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I could probably take that.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
Okay, did you know that ahurricane releases enough energy
in one second to equal that of10 atomic bombs?
Nope, that's crazy.
Okay, last one.
Yeah For the fun facts.
Did you know that NFL SuperBowl referees also get Super
(21:57):
Bowl rings?
No, actually I didn't know thateither.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
That's kind of weird, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
B-A-N-A.
B-a-n-a.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
All right, trivia, trivia.
No, I have five trivias thatyou should know.
I probably won't, but, and I'lltell, you if I knew them or if
I didn't know them.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Okay, I have a would you rather for you and you have
a would you rather for me, and Ihave a funny joke and then we
are done, and then I guess Ihave to figure out what I'm
going to have for dinner, sinceyou ate without me.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I didn't.
Oh, you still want dinner?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
That was the only thing I ate today.
Oh, okay, like what are youdoing?
You didn't eat lunch.
No, what was it?
I?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
mean okay, it was ass okay, it was ass.
Yes, how come you open the newmilk before you finish the old
milk?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
what do you?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
mean there's a whole, there's a gallon of milk, and
then you you always open.
As soon as you see there's anew milk, you always open the
new milk and then you just letme deal with the old milk and
it's not bad.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
No, I'm not going to lie.
I forgot that there was a milkbecause you put it in the door.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
That's where it should go.
There's no, there's more spacein the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I know, but I I'm not used to being in the door so I
totally forgot.
I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
All right, that's my bad Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Are you ready for?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
why do camels have humps?
Oh, I forgot that one.
It's something to do with like,so they can uh something with
the water, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I don't know then, well, kind of it's something to
do like I don't know what it'scalled, I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
So they can store, yes and water, and then they can
go longer periods of timewithout eating yeah, okay, my
okay, my humps, my humps, myhumps.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I did not know about that.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
yeah, my lovely lady lumps in the front and in the
back.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Okay, ready, so we're singing again.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
My humps, my humps, my humps.
What is a baby?
I didn't know this one.
I wonder if Kate knows this one.
What is a baby turtle called?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
The answer is not certified.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Let me think here it can't be a tortoise, I don't
know it's that, it's a hatchlingyeah, I would never know, I
didn't know that I don't know.
I wondered if you did okay,this one I knew.
I want to see if you know thisone.
It's an easy one in my opinion,because I knew it okay, when do
bats, do bats sleep?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I don't know In the day Afternoon.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yes, they do sleep during the day because they're
nocturnal, which means they'reup at night Okay.
You got it, though I don'tthink you quite understood what
you were saying, but you got itright.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I had a feeling they slept in the day, considering
when do they sleep?
During the day, you never seethem.
When do they sleep during theday?
And they're not going tospecify the afternoon.
I was just saying it just incase?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
well, the answer is usually day or night oh yeah we
never know, we never know.
Sometimes I see bats flappingaround in the when it's like
getting dusky out okay have you?
I'm serious, haven't you everseen one?
No, all right, I'll point itout to you next time I see one.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
What do horses eat?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Hay.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Good job.
Hay or grass, acceptableanswers.
Okay, now this one's tricky.
I want to see if you know thisone.
This is it Number five.
Nope Trivia, number five Ifyou're playing along, tell us
what you knew, what you learned.
How many legs does a squid have?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
A squid.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Not many legs does a squid have?
A squid?
Yeah, not to be confused withan octopus squid, I want to say
10.
Yeah, you got it.
Wait, you should get the fuckout of me.
You did that, you jumpedairtime over here, you like.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
So I didn't think you were gonna get that.
I didn't know.
I mean, I didn't know that,when I would have probably just
said like eight.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
You would have said eight.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, because I don't know.
I would have said 10.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I was thinking I was deciding between 10 or 12.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Okay, well, you went with the right answer.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Good guess, what's that called Coping?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
mechanism.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
What's the coping mechanism?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
That you just guess.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I didn't guess.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
That's how you podcast you just, I got a
feeling that tonight's gonna bea good night.
Okay, yeah, you sang along.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
I love that makes my little heart happy look at your
little heart look at my littletaylor swift heart.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You're okay, all right, riddle yep, I'm really
bad at these and this one.
I thought I was, I thought Iknew it, but I was wrong.
All right, riddle, I have nofeet, no hands, no wings, but I
climb to the sky.
What am I?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
What do you mean?
You climb to the sky Like youcan climb anything.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, without feet, hands or wings.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Caterpillar Smoke.
Smoke, now you get it.
Okay.
Yeah, now you get it.
Okay, do you get it?
Smoke is a gas and I guess, itjust goes anywhere.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
It go, it rises up yeah, okay, I get it, I was
gonna sing you another song, butuh, I can't get to that high of
a pitch anything like that.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
It's like feet or hands or anything.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I always think of an animal.
I was thinking of, like a treebranch, but they don't keep
growing I mean like they do,like they eventually stop like a
vine they grow down.
They go down though they grow,don't they grow up?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
not, not really, I mean some, but I mean it spreads
and then, yeah, it grows up.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
So I guess, yeah, I guess you have to kind of climb
it up if you want it to grow uplike on a trellis, I mean unless
, like eventually, like it getsall the way, like around and
connects, then it'll startgrowing up, just because I don't
.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I don't know why, but it just does all right, do you
have a?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
would you rather for me?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
nope, I have a would you do?
You want me, do you want?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
to hear my would you rather first, or do you want to
tell your would you rather?
Uh?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I mean, you can go first, okay, Because I'm
prepared.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Would you rather have ?
A personal chef or a personaldriver, personal chef Same
Someone would just be cookingour food right now and then,
when we were done with thispodcast just be time to go eat.
That would be the best.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
We don't have to buy the food, though, right.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
That'd be sweet too.
I think we do think that wegive would give them.
You have to have be wealthyenough to give them the money to
go get the stuff to buy, thestuff to cook, the stuff to make
, the stuff to serve, the stuffto clean the stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Okay, I understand, I understand.
Are you ready for mine?
Yes, I've been ready, all right.
Would you rather lose yoursense of smell or lose your
sense of taste?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I feel like we've done this one before I feel like
we have and I would rather losemy sense of smell, because I
can't smell much anyway I would.
I had to taste my food, it's sobig I mean that I also would be
fine without tasting, becausethen I went well I don't, I'm
not fat anymore.
I lost like a million pounds.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I weigh 121 pounds you can eat anything I mean, I
get really sick and full fast Iknow, but like if you didn't
taste something you'd be able toeat anything, but like it would
just be like the texture thingwell, like eating is like a
satisfying thing, like right itlights up your dopamine because
it tastes good, it feels good,you're hungry, you're getting
full, you're getting comfy.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Then you're getting like sleepy, ready for a nap.
Okay, sleepy, all right, areyou ready for a really funny
joke?
Unfortunately, yes,unfortunately this is a funny
one okay, is it actually funny?
I think so is this you and Ithink it's appropriate for kids,
(29:12):
I think I mean maybe pg-13 okay, okay ready maybe what happens
if you fight a dinosaur I don'tknow you're gonna get ripped
open you get giraffes kickedokay get it.
I get it.
Giraffes kicked, yeah, versusyour ass kicked, giraffes kicked
(29:33):
I get it thank you forlistening to another episode of
On Our Best Behavior, mccoy.
I just want to tell yousomething very special.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm proud of you.
For what?
For everything.
I think you're a great kid andyou put up with me.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I don't have to put up with much though.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Aw, I love you, kiddo .
Aw, thanks, all right, we'llsee you next week.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Bye-bye not goodbye hello.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Do you have something else that you want to say?
No, okay, well, you said it'snot goodbye yeah, not goodbye
it's not goodbye, it's see youlater yeah, alligator, come on
okay.
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