Celebrating 5 Years of This Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
all right um tucker you want to bring us in
absolutely not boys, five yearsin the making, as of right now,
like we're four days away fromthe actual fifth anniversary of
the starting of this podcastyeah, january 4th 2020 damn

(00:20):
pre-pandemic slightly before thelike, before the world changed.
How much has shit changed infive years?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
A lot.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Three marriages, Six kids I was going to say how many
kids.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Six Holy smokes.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Way too many, as Tucker would say yeah, way too
many.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Where's your guys' heads at?
How different do you think of aperson you are right now versus
2020?
Well, that first episode wasfarting in the mic and I
wouldn't be doing that now wellthe first episode on uh camera.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I brought a cheeseburger in my pocket and
now I brought a bottle of waterso that's kind of a big
difference we've grown but anadult of you 140 pounds ago, you
know yeah, I do look back atsome of those photos and I'm
like the other was plump dude.
Yeah, I gotta get back up there.
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, I look, um, I look back at some of those clips
and I think, as the clipsprogress, if you just keep
scrolling on the tiktok feed,you can like slowly see my
hairline just slowly tickbackwards.
My hair gets a little grayer,rusty and a little crusty.
I'll tell you that.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's going to be something to fight with.
It's part of getting old too.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Do you guys find chunks of stuff in places you
never knew would be there?
I'm just kidding, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I think it's buildup of wax.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
What Are you?
What wax?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
what are you?
What I don't know?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
oh, actually, now, okay are you picking at your
ears or what everything?
Dude, I will say that it'ssomething, something really
gross and I think it just comeswith age.
I had an ingrown hair in mybelly button, oh, and I like got
the tweezers out, yanked thisthing out and it was like the

(02:05):
grossest thing ever, just bledlike oh wow.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Gushed open.
I had one in my chin one timeand it was the most satisfying
thing to pull out of my face.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Just keeps going and going, Dude it was like a good
six-incher oh my God.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
It had been there my whole life probably.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
It's like yeah well, it took me, you know I'll
explain it.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Getting right back into this, go ahead are so
effing thick yes, like I'll pulloh yeah, look at that, dude.
I mean it's just, you get asliver with that I'm to the
birth on that thing.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I'm to the point where I need to start managing
them because they're starting tostick out.
I'm like, oh God.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Wheel.
Chalk your vehicle with thatthing dude.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
So we got to address the elephant in the room.
This is the first time thatthis group of four on this side
of the desk Sam's in the backroom at the producer desk right
now.
This is the first time thisgroup of four has been at this
desk in two years, two and ahalf years.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, what would be the episode number that we were
in?
I have no clue it was in likethe 70s 80s, 82 maybe 1982 maybe
.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, it was like two and a half years ago that we've
all been together.
I mean, all of us have beencollectively on this side at
some point since then, but thisis the first time in a long time
that it's been us four.
So I wanted to take this fifthyear anniversary to really just
kind of reminisce and just kindof throw it back.
Also, we haven't released anepisode since like June of 24,

(03:37):
right?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
It's been a fat minute.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's been a while, so I mean what we've done.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
well, what Sam has has done, I don't even know what
the clips are, but he'scompiled some of like, uh, like
a many greatest hits throughoutthe years that we've been going
if sarah mclaughlin is in thebackground of this video, it's
not gonna be good for me yeah,so I just I wanted to take it
back, go back to the dark ages,before I was on the pod and and

(04:04):
get the boys reminiscing in thepast.
We're at we're at five years.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Baby sam, how long have you been on the podcast?

Speaker 4 (04:12):
um since 2020, the beginning of 2023 dang 23 no way
.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
23 maybe 22, yeah, yeah 22 like november of 22 I
want to say he came in insomewhere in the 60s like damn
it it works.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, dude, everyone was high, I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
I kind of was making like a 69 joke or something.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Lsd was oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, because,
um, it was right around there,because, yeah, we were bummed
that we didn't have I think sSanta was episode 69.
We were supposed to have CPSDave as episode 69.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Santa Claus.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Santa E is still killing it, though.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Santa E is still killing it.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I just saw him.
Actually, as I was buying thisgolden light, I thought of our
photo shoot that we did with himFirst time that we ever met him
.
And I just saw him last weekand my kids sat on his lap and I
was like God, this is a fullcircle thing.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I want to say one thing Five years, but Peppa's
still looking thick.
There's going to be so manypeople that are like I have no
idea.
Episode one is still the mostwatched episode.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I don't think it is anymore.
I don't think it is anymore.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I was telling Tyler you can finally eat ass oh, boy
is that what the vegan is like.
Finally, dude it's ass eatingseason, bro.
What do you mean?
Finally eat?

Speaker 4 (05:32):
what makes it the season to eat ass uh, it's when
it gets cold enough after thefirst frost yeah, less grainy
it's just like rabbits, youcan't eat them after, until
after the first.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
First frost.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's what it is when it's too warm outside.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
It kills all the fleas and ticks.
It's all swassy.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
In the winter months.
That shit stays fresh all day,wild, absolutely wild.
First thing I noticed is likewow, this was even before I
would make clips full screen.
Second off there's like anoutro music to this.
What is going on?
There, yeah, yeah also at thebeginning of tiktok, where all

(06:09):
you had was people dancing to uh, terrible.
There was no podcast clips ontiktok at that time forefront.
That is crazy.
Also like we went on a 10minute conversation about eating
ass see, I think that's whatthe people are here for.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
I mean Tyler's tips on eating ass.
Those will never get old.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well, that was I mean , I think that is the rule,
that's the theory behind it.
But I'll tell you what dude.
I was snowboarding all daytoday and Tucker wasn't eating
that thing.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
I would have.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
I brought a present, you brought a present, you
brought a present.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Okay, presents already, so I know you're not
drinking.
If you would like, you mightwant to try this.
Jump off the wagon, or you?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
could just do a little sippy Through the pod.
Do a little sippy, and I don'tthink it would count.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
I've been hunting these down for like a year.
I just haven't had the audacityto go get them.
I can't even think Abby went upto Duluth and got them.
They're in Superior, really,mickey's.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
What is this?
Stone Cold?
Steve Austin's Broken Skull,damn Broken.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Skull American Lager.
Damn Now, Sam.
I knew you were going to behere.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I didn't even know, so I had to buy another four
pack.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I didn't even know this was a thing that's sick.
I saw a video clip like a yearago.
I was like he's got a beardcalled Broken Skull.
I gotta try it.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Smash those over your fucking forehead.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
That's exactly my first thought.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
If you're not gonna partake.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Abby did get you an NA.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh hey, I've had these, these are good actually,
these are really good Are theseweak cans so that you can smash
them over your?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
head.
Yeah, they're perforated, butthey are a lager.
And the funny thing, thedifference between a lager and a
cider.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
What's the difference between a lager and a cider?
I don't know Really.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Complete it for the.
I don't know If anybodyactually listens to this.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm a dad now, oh wow .

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Hey, okay, Then Tucker, you share the joke
because I think the people needto know this is a good joke.
No, because I'll butcher it.
All right.
What's the difference between acrab with big tits and a dirty
bus stop?
I couldn't tell you.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
I've never even heard of it.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
They'll figure it.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Google it later Broken Skull Steve Austin,
american Lager.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
This lager.
This is good, this is reallygood.
I don't know, like, when I'mdrinking a lager, I don't know
what, what, is that going to belike here?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
it's like a little bit darker lager.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Okay, it's got that little bite to it, but it's not
bad no, it's not bad at all.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
No, it's not that's pretty good.
You know what's funny actually,uh yeah let's rewind back to
the first couple episodes.
The whole idea for this thingis that we were going to have a
different beer each week and wewere going to rate beers.
How bad of an idea does thatseem like now?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
I mean not horrible if we would have stuck to that
format, but we lost that rightthere.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I think it was just in the podcast that was in the
name, like on tap, like we'regoing to drink beer the entire
time.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Dude, I love the old school reviews you guys used to
do in the first couple episodes.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I was a fan yeah we would always talk about what
we're drinking and we'd froth it.
I'd give this an eight, yeahit's good.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, it is good, it's good.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Just a good all-around drinker.
How about price point?
What's that scale?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
My wife bought it.
Wow, rich Times are great,tyler.
What's it?

Speaker 4 (09:24):
going to take for you to smash one over your head and
slam it.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Dude, I don't think this is that.
I said I'll start drinkingagain at Tucker's bachelor party
.
That's my rule and I'm stickingto it.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Well, it's a good thing.
Your bachelor party is February22nd.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
It's not coming up.
He said it's.
It's not his bachelor party.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
I'll just say it is it is Fair enough it's his
bachelor party.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
So we started out doing beer reviews and then it
morphed into what?
What did the podcast turn into?
Kind of current eventbullshitting.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
The Florida man of the Week.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Eating ass, whatever is on our mind at that time.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yep, yeah, that's God .
What at that time?
Yeah, yeah, that's God.
What a weird time.
Tucker's farting in the mic.
Yeah, very first episode, veryfirst, yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
You know, I actually have a clip that I think will
really go good with thisconversation to bring us back to
the early times where it was awild time of the Internet.
We're dealing with COVID, so Ithink this is going to fit in
Nice God dealing with COVID.
So I think this is going to fitin nicely.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh God, you were telling us about some chick like
bottling up her farts andselling them.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
She gets 50 K a week selling her farts in a jar 50 K
a week for farts.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
How many farts a week is that?
The math isn't adding up, she'sjust a fart machine.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Her name's Stephanie Maddow, she's 31.
Okay, and she has her homeX-rated site called Unfiltered,
without the E in it.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
So are you saying these are raw dog farts, not
through any sort of cloth?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Unfiltered, so there could possibly be poop in there?

Speaker 3 (10:51):
There most definitely is.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
That's the end of the clip.
There's nothing better thanlaughing at yourself.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Oh Chaz, you know all about that.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Nothing more depressing.
Do you guys listen to the oldepisodes?
I haven't in a very long timethat's crazy, you haven't.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
I listened to the one that he sent us, and that is
what made me like we gotta dothis which one did you?
Send.
I can't remember, but I waslistening to all of us and I was
like this is hilarious, becauseI don't know any of the jokes
coming.
But when you guys say somethingI will be like in my head about
to say something, and then thattime me will say it.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Dude, for me, like I, my Spotify will randomly, when
I finish like a podcast, it'llrandomly start playing an on tap
episode.
Yeah, and it's like it's like afucking time machine for me,
like my whole mindset goes backto like I'm like damn, you're
reliving this moment like yousaw it, yeah, yeah.
So it's like unlocking thisexact moment, because it's my
thoughts, my voice, it's.
It's wild, this really weirdexperience that I feel like
nowadays a lot of people will beable to do that because
everything's recorded, but it'spretty crazy.

(11:58):
Yeah, it is weird.
It's really strange to hearlike the the me personally, when
I ever hear old clips or or goback to old episodes, I just am
teleporting myself back intoexactly what I was thinking in
that moment because I rememberit.
When I'm hearing it, I'm like,oh my god, I thought about

(12:19):
things totally different.
I feel like I was a differentperson.
Well, back then, I thought thatthis podcast wouldn't ruin my
future.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
That was a mistake.
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, I remember thinking to myself I don't even
care what's out there.
Seriously, I literally couldcare less, because I will never
have a corporate job.
I will never be in a positionwhere I need to save face.
And now I'm literally in themost corporate job I've ever had
in my entire life the mostwhite collar guy.
I know no way.

(12:53):
I guess Slick is more whitecollar, slick's way more white
collar.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Shout out, slick.
That brings us back to a timetoo, yeah for real.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
We had him on how many times?
Once, twice, something likethat Flashback to early episodes
.
I don't remember where I wasgoing with that Roll, that clip.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
So you know, this one is in honor.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
One of our brothers is not here today.
Mitch could not make it.
He's in Montana sledding.
So this clip, you know, inhonor of sledding season, this
one's for Mitch.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Like a little kid with a toboggan.
He's just going hill to hill,poor guy.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Oh jeez, oh Lord, Socking a beer Then Tyler, oh
Lord.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Sucking a beer, then Dialer oh God.
I like the angle switch.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
This is well done High quality.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Did you edit this?
No, oh nice, I did good.
I'm actually very proud of thatediting.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
That is good.
I love how you leave us waitingwith the impact.
Oh yeah, I don't even wantpeople to hear it.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
I'm actually very proud of that editing that is
good, I love how you leave uswaiting with the impact.
I don't even want people tohear it because I'm happy I
don't hear it yeah, oh my God, Ithink that's the most concerned
Tucker's ever been for me.
I'm like he might care about me.
I don't.
No, that was a bad decision.
I remember being on that tripand I was like I'm, that was a

(14:27):
bad decision.
I remember being on that tripand I was like I'm going to get
some content.
I mean, that was at theforefront of the mind at the
time.
Yeah, we're like, we're goingto do this thing.
Tucker's the one that fuckinghad me do it.
What was the point?
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
I should not have said that.
Yeah, it was my idea, but youjust ran with it.
I was like, yeah, we got to doit.
We got to hit the fresh stuff.
It'll be a better video thatway.
Oh, I'll go naked and act likethis is going to.

(14:49):
I don't know.
It just kept snowballing in myhead.
Too much lack of oxygen.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
I think with the elevation.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Too many beers too.
We were tearing it up in thebar before we went back To be
fair, if I remember correctly.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Tucker told you not to 100%.
100% he did.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
I said land here or land here, and he landed right
in the middle of those, becauseI went and walked it I was like
where's the fresh snow?
Does that have any lastingrepercussions?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
My ankles still pop sometimes, like randomly, it'll
pop and I'll get some pain, yeah, but so does your bussy.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Does it?

Speaker 1 (15:22):
start stanky lagging in Walmart.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh no, it just pop.
Oh sorry.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
It starts twerking.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Tyler quit it, we're in.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Walmart.
Hey, can't fight the urge Allright boys.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
I hope everybody had a great Christmas.
You know it's that time of year, spending time with the family,
getting new gifts.
So I want Tucker to bring usback into a time where he
enjoyed family Christmas Beforekids.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
I don't like this Tucker bought himself an adult
Christmas gift and bought theOculus.
I had family game night orwhatever and I was showing him
it and I was just dick punchingit.
I was like dude, I'm jerkingthis guy off.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I thought it was so funny and then no one else was
laughing.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
You can't even see them, so you're just jerking
them off in your virtual realityand your family's just watching
you jerk a guy off.
I forgot how embarrassing thatwas, thanks for that.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Yeah, you can tell You're a red as hell telling
that story.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
That was so funny, I forgot all about that.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
How many people were in the room?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
It was like my in-laws, my sister-in-laws,
indigo, I'm just fucking.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Hammering this dude's dick Completely sober and
everyone can see it on the TVEveryone can see it on the thing
.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
I'm dying laughing.
I take it off and no one elseis laughing.
Oh, I love that type of stuff.
You just hit the time machine,dude.
Yeah, dude, I hit the timemachine.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
In your head.
You're like my friends arefunny yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
He called me right after Chat clip that yeah,
that's hilarious.
Oh dude, that's funny, that isgreat.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yeah, I just wanted a little touch of Christmas and I
thought that would bring allthe boys together.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
That was a great one, that was beautiful.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
I have another surprise for you guys, because
you know I don't know if peopleknow this, anyone that's local
Pine City has homeless peoplenow.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Oh yeah, I've just seen them actually on the way
here.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
We're starting to feel a little bit more like the
cities.
It's like the new White BearLake.
So I want us to go back to atime you know we're a small town
and we respect that and Tylerdid a good job representing that
back in the day.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
If I say something racist, this is going to be bad.
I racist, this is gonna be bad.
I don't think there was everany clips of anything racist.
No, thank god.
But you definitely saidsomething.
Oh hell, yeah, dude my head, westand for the flag dude.

(18:02):
I used to be so funny dudebeing sober sucks god dude that
was literally back when I wouldjust get so drunk and buy shit
off of facebook like you.
Just see those little ads, thathuge fucking visor sunglasses,
that was off of facebook andjust that shit.

(18:23):
Like it just comes up and I waslike oh hell yeah, this would be
funny I have to have it yeahseriously back, when freedom was
still free and now I gave thatvisor to uh to mitch because he
I wrapped his sled like jeffgordon oh yeah, in the middle of
it.
I'm like, dude, I had theperfect thing for you.
He's like dude, do you have ajeff gordon hat?
I'm like, better, I have a jeffgordon visor, and I knew

(18:45):
exactly where that motherfuckerwas too.
I have like 400, 500 hats, andI went and found it instantly.
I was really proud of myselforganized chaos, organized chaos
.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Did you ever hang the birthday present I got you from
?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
yeah, it's in my bathroom.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Do that when I saw that piece I'm like I gotta get
this from no dude, I love thatso much.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
What'd you get?
What is it?

Speaker 4 (19:04):
it's a dale earnhardt mirror.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah and it's sick dude it's got five bucks.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Some dude was like a mirror with dale earnhardt, yeah
like the budweiser, mirrors andshit oh okay, so functions yeah
, colton got me a big budweisermirror that's above my toilet,
and then the dale earnhardtmirror is above my uh bath sink
Above your bedroom.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
I was going to say which one's above the bed.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
On the ceiling Above my jerk-off chair.
There he is.
Oh, look at me from that angle.
I like it when Dale's lockingeyes with me.
I'm doing it for you, dale.
I'm doing it for you.
It's junior, not senior.
Raise hail, praise Dale.
Jesus, all right, we're warmed.
It's junior.

(19:46):
It's junior, not senior.
Raise hail, raise hail.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Jesus, alright, we're warmed up.
Yeah, hey, you're still funny.
It's deep down.
I'm just, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Honestly, boys, this next clip Is pretty unhinged.
I'm not even sure Entirely whatit's about, but it only
embarrasses Tyler.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
So Dude, hey, do we have any of Dalton?
I'm just kidding, can any ofDalton?
Can we do Dalton?
Can we do any of Dalton?
Don't girls call their tittiestaters sometimes?
What girls are you?

Speaker 3 (20:16):
hanging out with.
I'm hanging out with weird assgirls.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Do you want to see my ?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
taters, we're seeing a dark alley and that maybe
sounded like a guy.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
I'm a backpedal right now.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yes, I'm here for the hot dog buffet and the taters.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Oh honey, you came to the right place Wow.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
People listen to that .
What in the world?
You guys are weird man.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Baked, deep fried, grilled.
Anyway, taters are good, ohdude.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Start to smash them.
Stick them in a stew.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Smash taters master, Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
What's up with you and the Lord of the Rings?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
fucking quotes.
I would have never guessed that.
Yeah, I never knew you were aLord of the Rings guy.
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I'm blown away by the editingof that.
That's the first thing that Iam thinking of when I'm
replaying that.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
You look at the product and it's too much.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
That's why I'm like this makes no sense.
This is so out of order.
You ruined me.
You know that right why you andthis podcast ruined the way
that I watch TV and content andscary fucking haunted houses.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Are you sitting there like, oh, that's a bad cut?
Yeah, just thinking aboutproduction and how things are
made.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Everything that I watch I like.
Oh that you know they did thisand this.
It's like this sucks taylortaylor cannot stand watching
movies with me, because I'll belike, oh, wow, okay.
So in order for them to cut tothis, they had to like
reposition, like this and andI'll like re, I'll pause and
rewind and be like, okay, if youlook when, when they're

(23:02):
pointing at her right here andthey flash back, her hair is in
a totally different positionthis is a totally different cut
I will notice shut up whenthey're, when they're like doing
one angle of somebody and thenobviously they're on the other
side of the person yeah, youknow it's a totally different
shot yeah I'm always like howlong did they wait between takes
it the next day for shooting?

Speaker 3 (23:19):
yeah, what changed?

Speaker 1 (23:20):
try to pick it up, or like the starbucks cup in game
of thrones.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yeah, yeah, you know I love little stuff like that.
Stuff like that sneaks through.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, taylor hates it , taylor hates it, but this is
what I'm looking at, when I'mseeing these clips, I'm like,
yeah, dude, I remember thatconversation being like 10
minutes, and to cut it down to30 seconds back then but you did
good, was like to me that ismanual labor yeah, now you can
just type into AI.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Make this an entertainment and it, does it
for you, dude that's the thingtoo.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
That's like every clip you see now on Instagram,
tiktok, it's like a Reddit storycopied and pasted into 11 labs
and it's like did you know therewas once this guy that?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
did this.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
The AI voiceovers drive me nuts.
It guy that did this.
The AI voiceovers, drive menuts.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
It's so obvious, but I don't think we're far off from
not being able to tell, like anAI audio description of a video
.
Yeah, the man was making a car.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Oh, dude Jesus, Did you know, in order to make a
banana, all banana trees have togrow at least four feet?

Speaker 3 (24:22):
And here I am watching the whole damn thing.
Oh, the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
I don't know how easy making the car I'm like.
This is so dumb.
All right share.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Dude.
What gets me is sometimes I'llbe really fucking high and it'll
be one of the.
It'll be like a Joe Rogan clipwith the AI Joe.
Rogan's voice over it and he'llbe saying some crazy shit.
It'll get me so bad, dude.
It's honestly sad and pathetic,but fucking A man.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
My new favorite thing I can't remember the name of
the Instagram account.
It's making the Hawk to a Girlseem like super smart.
Where she's like talking abouttrigonometry.
That was so good With LoganPaul the trigonometry With Logan
.
Paul, so funny, it's so funny.
It's like Logan.
How can we calculate alaunchable box sliding down this
triangle?
Well, first we have to soak atoe on that thing.

(25:12):
Shut up, dude.
If we calculate the math andignore friction, we can get it
by this equation.
But it's like AI over her face.
It's Pretty good.
Oh my God.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
It's so funny.
There's an actual guy who doessomething like that.
He'll have shapes and stuff.
I actually watch it.
I don't know why.
I have no interest in math, butthe way he delivers it every
time I'm like I'm going to watchthis whole thing Because it'll
be like solve for X.
But it's ridiculous how you getthere.
Yeah, in the shape, and he'slike well, we know this, we know
this, and he goes through andhe hits you with pi and then the

(25:47):
whole thing and I'm likesitting there just brainlessly
like okay, I don't remember thatI learned that at some point.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I would have got there.
No-transcript Dude.
I probably sat there for likean hour and a half.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
What did they write on the tree at Roanoke?
I don't even remember.
Was it Sokotoa Roanoke?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Roanoke Island.
There's a colony that went inthis one what?
Or Oak Island, no idea, there'sa colony that wouldn't miss.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Oh yes, what did they write on that tree?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I feel like it was close to Sokotoa Sounds right.
I'll look it up.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
What's Sokotoa?
Maybe Groovenberger?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
We'll never know Opposite over adjacent sign is
Opposite over hypotenuse.
Cosine is opposite over Treecarving Adjacent over hypotenuse
.
We're getting there dude,Whatever Just the word crow.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
I was way off.
Yeah, close, close, close.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Croatoan.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Croatoa, yeah, croatoa.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
The cryptic word Croatoan was found carved into
the palisade.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
So Catoa.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Croatoan.
See I had photomath when I wasin high school, so I never even
learned that shit.
What the fuck does?
That mean oh dude, you just hadto take a picture of it and it
would solve any equation,anything you had, it was awesome
.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
That's crazy.
You had that when you were inschool.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Oh yeah, it started when I was like a sophomore.
What do they got now?
Oh God, oh god, dude, you canchat.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
GPT anything?
How do we?

Speaker 4 (27:19):
do homework anymore.
Sam, how old are you right now?
25.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
He was talking.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
He's the same age as when we started.
That's a good point.
That's weird.
I was 24.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
I was 25.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
I think I was 24.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
That's crazy.
You all were 24.
I'm older by just a little bit.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
You wouldn't know it.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Yeah, I look older, cody looks 65.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Okay, so we were talking about this earlier.
We're at the bar and, uh, wewere talking about hairlines.
Then we talked about yours andI said well, here's the beauty
of Cody is we'll be, you'regonna look this age for so long
that we will surpass you and youthen, in our memory, we'll
expect he still looks 25.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah, true, he hasn't aged a damn year.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I don't know, dude, I think I'm still going to look,
40 when I'm you know.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
No, you'll gray out and you'll hold the line, and
then we'll be 60 and you'll be30.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
You think it can get worse.
Yeah, what?
What can get worse?
You, you think?

Speaker 3 (28:18):
it can get worse.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Oh yeah, what.
What can get worse?
You're at the bottom.
I'm noticing every day.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
I have a white one in my mustache right now, and a
couple white ones in my beard.
White.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
It's coming quick.
Same, if you go white, I mightchange teams.
You should try.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
You should try to order the 55 plus menu at
Perkinskins and see if you do it, because I work with a guy
that's like 42.
Yeah, he orders 55 plus everytime.
They never question him.
He looks old cody's 29, I know,but hey, I think you you try it
like every five years and seewhen you're able to do it maybe
I'm not saying you look 55.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
I don't want to say that okay.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Well, thank you.
But also, if you say itconfidently enough and then
somebody be like man, he looksgood for 55, yeah well, when
you're normally you're not 55and this fit and handsome that
would throw him off right away.
That's why I definitely leavethe kids and wife at home yeah,
they'll be like oh, he's over 55, he just takes care of himself,
that's why he looks so good.
So it'd be a compliment and aninsult also.

(29:20):
Or maybe maybe you bring taylorand the kids and say this is my
, this is my daughter and mygrandkids.
That might work.
That honestly, probably wouldwork at some point.
There will be a time whensomeone asks if that's my
daughter I guarantee it.
I guarantee it actually.
This reminds me when, when wehad first started dating me,

(29:40):
when, when we had first starteddating or not, when we had first
it was like a year or two intous dating, I had shaved my head
bald for that video that we diddude, that's so and um, I just
had a mustache, and that is whenI look really old like I
genuinely look old, 100 and so,um, taylor's grandma has this
electronic picture frame thatyou can every.

(30:00):
All the grandkids were sendingphotos to it, and so it was like
a picture that Abby took ofTaylor on my back, like I'm
giving her a piggyback ride.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
And it was like nice photos.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Engagement Like a nice.
Those were your engagementphotos Right before that.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Okay, so she's, it's like a nice photo and her
cousins, who I had never metthey live in Florida were
looking at this picture frame.
They're like who's this old manwith Taylor?
They had asked her grandma andshe's like that's her boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
They're actually the same age, or so we're told.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah.
So yeah, you know, I'm awarethat I look older than what I am
, I think, hey don't be too hardon yourself, buddy, no.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I think you're going to.
No, you look good Like.
I said I think you're going tohold that line forever and pass.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
It's just low-hanging fruit for me.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
I mean, I got a couple whites showing up and I'm
like I actually would like togo.
White hair I showing up and I'mlike I actually would like to
go white hair.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I'm reminded of it every single day.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Us fatties have to get you where we can.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Hey, listen, if you want to get fit and handsome,
I'll start up a course.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
I'll start up a course of some sort.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Have you guys heard of this, the new Mr Beast?
He's doing a video right nowwhere he put a guy in a circle
and he can't leave until heloses 100 pounds.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
No way.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Yeah, whoa.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
So, he has a whole gym inside the circle and a
trainer and shit, oh wow.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Oh yeah, I heard about that.
On Theo Vaughn yeah, hementioned it.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
He leaves and he doesn't get any money, or he
loses 100 pounds and gets allthe know.
It's got to be significant.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
I would assume, pretty significant.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Have you guys any?
Have you watched any of thatBeast Games?
I have.
I just watched them all today.
It's wild, they're sopsychological dude, it's wild.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I could not dude once .
I would have burnt all thempeople for a million dollars
there yeah 100%, there's nocounting down.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I've been like, yeah, I don't know any of you and I
get to still play, you get tostay that's the part I actually
would have preferred to leaveright, you get one fifth of the
entire pot that you're gonna docrazy shit, yeah, anyways you're
just letting all yourcompetition stay imagine the
death threats if you, oh yeah,all I could think they'd be,

(32:16):
fantastic all I could thinkabout is looking down at those
people and say 99, 99.9% ofthese people looking back up at
me that are begging me not tohit this button, would hit this
button.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Yes, that's a good point.
You know what that did give mefaith in humanity right there.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah, they were cool about it they had a word.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
They were like they picked the right person.
Yeah, they did yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
You would.
Yeah, they did, oh, yeah, whatyou would hit it.
Oh, I think so, yeah, yeah,yeah, I had a million bucks.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
So the whole deal was that they everyone else on
their team would get eliminated.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Well, do they hit the ?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
one guy that denied it got out the next challenge.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like you gotta be kiddingme.
Everybody in that box.
You're like no, everybody inthe box, I sacrifice their
fucking selves.
He was just like integrity.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Integrity Fuck your integrity.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Did you hear him?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Did you hear what he said when he got out?
He was like I was fine beforethis, I'll be fine after.
I'm like dude.
What the fuck Prevocation?
I guess.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Or the evil gay guy I'm not going.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
That was crazy dude, I knew it.
I had a feeling he was snarky.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
We're back.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
We are so back.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Hey, you know.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
I can't think of a better time to introduce this
next clip.
I know this is you know wetalked there's been six kids
couple marriages.
This really helps kick it offfor us.
Brings us back to a timehighlighting gay dudes.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Oh great.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Oh yes.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yes, I ordered a clown to come to my best
friend's bachelor party.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
What do you think?
Turn the music off.
Turn the music off.
You look so young.
It did.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
How's everybody doing today?
Oh my god, right here.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Are you, cody.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
No.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Where's Cody at?
This is Cody, right here.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
We're just all.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Cody, I heard it's your last night to have some fun
together, so why don't you?

Speaker 3 (34:24):
just dance with me and maybe get a kiss.
What you look so nice overthere when you're so far away
from me.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Look how much you hate this.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Oh, my God, I can feel it through the video how
much cringe I had going throughmy body, cody.
I remember.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
I will never forget this.
It was right after it.
You told me you're like dude,I'm not homophobic.
That made me feel so weird.
I questioned myself, not in agay way, but your homophobic
ways.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah, it made me think, like, am I actually okay
with this?
I've always thought that I'm soaccepting, I'm just such an
accepting guy, but I was so notokay with the way that he was
talking to me.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
The second he talked to you, you were like maybe
marriage is between a man and awoman.
That was a joke.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
This separation between church and state yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
The clown was there for like 10 minutes 15 minutes.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
It might as well have been two hours.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
The longest 15 minutes ever, and that was the
least amount of time I could buy.
I wish.
I could buy five minutes.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
We ended up seeing him again, right?
Yeah, he bought them again forhim For Tyler's birthday Because
he thought he was going to getme back.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
That was beautiful.
I was pissed about that becausehe put through all of our
supporters and the people thatpaid to be there and they hated
it.
Oh yeah, there were some peoplethat were so upset.
My, my grandpa was there.
He's like, yeah, it was a goodtournament, but uh, could have
done without the clown.
You should have done that afterthe awards so that we could
leave if we wanted to.
Yeah, and I think that's somuch better.
That's great, like a lot ofpeople felt that way it was
funny for the first like 10seconds, and then everyone else

(36:06):
was like not laughing sitting inthe back.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Yeah, because it could only be so.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Oh so much, so long, you know, yeah, you never
realize how long 15 minutes isuntil you're getting a lap dance
from mario and luigi I'llfigure out if'm going to bleep
out his name this episode or not, but I still have not said his
name on the episode.
I don't want to give him anypublicity.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Oh, I said it.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
We'll see People might know who it is.
That shit wasn't good Beep.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Shit.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah, well, you know.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
I didn't like that.
You talked about it for a whileafter, yeah, and you it tore
you up a little bit.
You were very introspectiveabout it at the time.
You're like why didn't I likethat?
You're very, why was I so upset?

Speaker 1 (36:54):
tyler paid for cringe comedy, but but here's the best
part.
We got, yes, what we got.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
We'll do that.
But then, like what was it?
An hour later we were stickinga cigarette or a cigar in
Darwin's butt.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
And that was okay.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
We're not homophobic, don't fall asleep.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
That's on you, dude.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
We're going to use you as a bong.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
You know, boys.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
I feel like this one goes along with friendship and
pranks and I think this ties inreally well with and Tyler's
going to love it.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
I'll be the judge of that.
So we tried beating Tyler.
Some laxatives Put a halfgallon of chocolate milk on a 90
degree day, just superrefreshing, and he thought it
was suspicious right away.
He's like, no, I'm not gonnatake it.
No, it's like you guys take adrink out of it.
First I did take a little sip.
I'm like, whatever, a littlesip's not gonna do anything not
too long later I was in pancakestop branch of devil's lake so I

(37:56):
have a theory about that.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
I think it probably all rose to the top.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Was it a powder?
It was never mixed.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Yeah it never mixed in there.
So when you took your Swig yougot most of it.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
It was probably less dense than the chocolate milk,
so it all just moved.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Was it liquid or was?

Speaker 3 (38:11):
it like a powder, I don't remember it was a liquid,
but we did shake the shit out ofit.
I do remember that, don'tmatter how much you shake it all
all I could think was just likethis was psychological.
It's a non-anxious solution youknow, oh, you made yourself.
Yeah, yeah, you were nervousliterally.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Like you know, I put it up to my lips and took just
the tiniest oh, that was all inyour head.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Oh yeah, I was a hundred percent.
It was gazebo I hate that.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
When the gazebo you got Robinson Park, that sucks
blow my funny fuse who elsedrank out of that?
Me and Talby?
And Talby also was shitting too, was he not?

Speaker 2 (39:02):
I don't remember all I could.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
I think it was everyone except tyler just flat
and shit once he hit the waterhey dude, you can't shit.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
You can't shit liquid if you're always shitting I
didn't know a difference.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah it actually.
Yeah, it actually tightened meup.
That was pretty unhealthy.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Speaking of drinking.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Oh God.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Oh, look at that beautiful man.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Oh, dear Lord.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Oh, there's a gulp.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Look at him, take bites.
Those are gulps.
Those are gulps.
Yeah, I was swallowing it whole.
Dude look at ya.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
And then I shotgunned that Natterdays mixed With
SpaghettiOs.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
To try to make it thinner?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
No, limit, and then I puked it all up.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
It was on the episode For like $200.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
It was like $200, right.
And then Caleb took $100 backyeah, cause Caleb was giving me
a ride home that night and thatmotherfucker told me it was $100
to.
And then Caleb took $100 backyeah, because Caleb was giving
me a ride home that night andthat motherfucker told me it was
$100 to go home.
So he took his money back.
I wouldn't have given him $200back.
Yeah, I should have just drove.
He was chasing me around withhis puke bucket and I'm gagging.
There's a video somewhere ofthis.

(40:16):
Yeah, he's chasing me with thisbucket and I'm like do it.
Colton's feeling it nowSpaghettiOs and pukes floshing
around in this bucket.
All right, Dalton doesn't likethis.
Dunkey's not happy.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
His eyes are watering Sure.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
So, to take away the moment, you know Dalton needs a
second to reset I want to bringus back to a time where Cody had
twice the hair and half thebrain.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
I've doubled in brain size is what you're saying.
I'm a smart guy now Beenhandsome, that's for sure, damn.
You said the oh yeah, Wine thewood.
I told him back with HoneyBerry he brings me what did I?
Just say wood, jesus Christ.
Maybe we should just try blackand mild wine flavor.

(41:08):
That's the whole clip it makesno sense.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
I literally forgot what I was saying mid sentence
mid sentence.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
I do remember this.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
I was so drunk.
That was the, the episode thatshould have been scrapped.
Yes, that's the name of it,mid-sentence.
I do remember this.
I was so drunk.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
That was the the episode that should have been
scrapped.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yes, that's the name of it.
That's right, and Ben Solumcame all the way from Grand
Forks for that drove five hoursto come on the podcast and we
started drinking when he gotthere at like 9 am and we didn't
record until like 5 pm.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Got there from work, yeah, and we were hammered.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah, and I told Caleb, the only way that you can
come on this episode is if youdo a submarine right now.
And so he smokes a joint,shotguns a beer, and then that's
how we started and everyone wason 20 levels different than
Tyler.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Oh man, I mean, it's crazy.
I'm just out of place.
It's pretty funny how fast itseemed like part of the sentence
.
You're just like da-da-da-da-da.
What was I saying I?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
lost it.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
You were like help.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Dude that happens.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Ben Solomon and I went to the dollar store and
bought every single vase thatthey had on the shelf.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
What the?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
fuck, do you say like that Is that what happens when
you're 30?
I'm 29.
Yeah, Bought every single vaseon the shelf I think it was 54
of them and we would open a beer, fill up the vase and then, as
soon as we were done drinking it, we would break it on the
ground.
Every beer that's right in thecorner, Every glass, everywhere
Huge mound of glass by the endof this episode, but it sounded

(42:39):
so good on the mic.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
It did sound crispy, so crisp it sounded fake.
Give me a glass.
I like this.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
It was a good time.
It was back when we were in abasement.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
We need to go back and do a basement.
It was nice when we didn't givea fuck.
The next studio is going to bein my basement.
I'm going to I'm sure Twopodcasts in one.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Us and the Echo.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
So our next clip.
It brings us back.
We need a little bit of Jesusin our life.
The boys at this time were in abad spot and, honestly, this is
one of my all my all timefavorites.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
I learned a lot from this dude the difference between
Catholics and Lutherans is thatthe Lutherans don't do the
snacks and shots in the middleof the but the Catholics do all
of the fucking shots whenthey're outside of church we get
to rail some fucking red waterand have the little snacks.
I want to be clear.

(43:41):
I purposefully say shit dumbfor a clip.
It's beautiful this is amethodical and it is a thought
process to say things like that.
I understand it's a eucharist,understand it's I am religious.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
It's to a certain extent, yeah, the, the um.
It's like, uh, the shock of it.
Yeah, yeah, you should betalking like that about that,
but it makes it funny.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Exactly like the eating ass eating season.
There was thought behind theshit.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
I reacted the exact same way that I did in that clip
Pounded the table, covered myface.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
So that was Garrett the Trailer Trash Tequila
Connoisseur, I think was thename of that episode.
That was the episode Garrettthe Trailer Trash Tequila
Connoisseur, I think was thename of that episode.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Oh, that was an episode.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
And he shortly after that went to rehab and he is off
the piss now for I thinkprobably since then.
Hell yeah brother.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
That's awesome, Good to hear Hanging out with him
there and what we experiencedand saw.
That is a man that did not needto drink.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
We drank a lot.
Oh, dude, that was bad.
We can look at it two waysEither we were his rock bottom
or we made him realize that heneeds to better his life.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
I think we were both.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
However you want to look at it?
Yeah, I mean, I'm not here tojudge a man, but we saw that.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
I'm happy for him.
Yeah, it was rough.
Boy was fighting some demons atthat point.
Well, I think he was verynervous.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Like.
I don't know if he thought wewere famous or what I think
everybody did at that time.
Yeah, we were the only peopleat the podcast, even me.
I thought I was famous.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Even me, yeah, Got up looked at me and you're like,
yeah, babe, I'm going to do thepodcast now.
Oh man.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Next time you see me.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
I'll be fucking drunk .

Speaker 2 (45:27):
It's going to be sweet.
Trust me, you're going to loveit.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
All of these hundred people are going to be so
laughing.
Oh shit, Sammy, how many otherclips do you have?
Is there a bunch more?

Speaker 4 (45:45):
I got two more.
Actually, I got three more.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Oh gosh.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Tyler's not going to like this.
That's how you lead in this.
Where's Dalton's?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Dude, I love how it's targeting you.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Well, this is what all the fucking clips were
Because I was so smart with thecontent you were funny.
I mean, you are funny now, butthat was like a lot of what the
episode was based around, youwere quick with coming up with
these bits.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
That was Lookout Feature you know what I thought
about the other day was myhorrible opening.
What did I say?
It was like when I bashed onGrantsburg chicks.
I tried making a joke rightaway to bring us in and I made
some garbage joke about girlsfrom Grantsburg and none of you
laughed.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Then we just rolled it.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
I don't even remember .

Speaker 3 (46:32):
And you were like, when we came back in, you were
like yeah, if you'd have ranthat by me first, we probably
could have helped you.
I was like fuck.
I do not remember that Eversince then, it's always been who
wants to bring us in, and I'mover here like not me.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Not doing it?
Damn Wow.
I feel really bad about that.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Yeah, If you'd have clipped it, I would have been
like look.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I feel really bad about that.
That sounds like it would havebeen a great clip.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
It was I thought it was funny.
I was like shit, Shit, dude.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Tell us the joke.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
I don't remember it.
It was just some generic jokeabout Grantsburg girls or
something, I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
This is coming to the hot tub.
Gotta go to the cricket.
After this, I gotta do a cominghot tub with my mom.
It's two shots, play it again.
Play it again.
Gotta go to the cricket.
After this, I gotta do a commonhot tub with my mom.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
It's two shots.
It's Cody's face that I love.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
I remember this exact moment Because this was when we
had the producer desk Off tothe side and it was raised up.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
And.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Jake was up top at the computer and I'm like I'll
look at him and he looks at me.
He's like I don't know.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
He was coming to the hot tub with my mom and dad.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Quite the shot choice to do with your folks.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Well, it's got a fun name.
It's a good time you can seeour trophy there, the sixth
place.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
The sixth place beer Olympics.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Wait, we got first.
I was going to say I thoughtyou guys won Do we just steal
the sign, then we got the signfor winning first.
I thought.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
So we have a.
It's not an aura frame, butit's a Google Home and it does
the same thing.
Our photos cycle through andthere is the photo of me and you
.
You're looking through thecamera.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
You're dressed like dads.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Yeah, and you got on me and we're both like yeah,
dude, Every time I'm like I'mnever taking that photo.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
That's awesome, dude.
I love that.
You should send me that photo,get it framed, Put it up on the
wall.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
It was me, you, darwin and Jake.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yes, and we absolutely dominated.
It wasn't even close.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
And then someone from high school called me Dalton
Johnson.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
That got dead.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
I was like what dude.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
What.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
What you should have farted in the mic.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
This clip is not embarrassing to anybody.
It might not be the funniest,but I think it gives us a good
perspective Of who Tyler used tobe and the type of memories he
was trying to make.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Oh man, he was trying to make.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
I don't know what that means.
You just have like 20 tabs openover there.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
A month ago I picked up a freaking hitchhiker as we
were driving down the road.
He said he was right up thereon the right.
Next thing you know he's had mepull into a farm that this guy
was just stuck in all night andwas going through all this shit.
He was really sketchy so Ipulled him out.
I shouldn't have pulled him.
I should have called the copsright away.
And right after I pulled him out, homeowner rips up in the
driveway and parks in front ofme.

(49:23):
I just get out of the carinstantly and I'm like I have
nothing to do with this.
I'm so sorry.
I just picked the hitchhiker up.
I don't know what's going on.
You said that to him, yes, andall of a sudden the hitchhiker's
freaking out.
He's like dude, don't call thecops.
I got warrants and shit.
And this guy rips back to hiscar, gets in his car and I get
in my truck to block him off,ripped out of there, almost hit

(49:45):
my truck and you were justtrying to be a good dude.
The cops actually called me aday later and brought me in for
questioning.
They said the plate number Igave them didn't match the car.
They look at me and he's like,are you going to pick another
hitchhiker up?

Speaker 3 (50:01):
I'm like nope, I'm not picking no f***ing
hitchhikers up, no more Jesus, Idon't remember that at all.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Oh, I do.
That's a good story.
That was a dark time.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
That's crazy.
Have you picked?

Speaker 2 (50:11):
up another hitchhiker .

Speaker 4 (50:13):
No, how about that?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
other guy that we know that picked up who they
thought was a hitchhiker and itended up being a prostitute.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Oh yeah, that was fun .
That's a lucky chance rightthere.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
I thought they were being a good guy.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Where are you going?

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Oh, actually I'm not interested.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
It drops her off.
What a misunderstanding.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Well, she would look cold.
You know a little fair skirt, Idon't know exactly who this is,
but this must be a good boy.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
He's a very good boy, good enough where he can't say
the name.
Probably one of the best boys.
I'm just saying the fact thathe overlooked that means he did
not have any clue, never crossedhis mind that it was a
prostitute.
You know what I think?

Speaker 3 (50:56):
I remember who this is.
That's hilarious Good boy, yeahisn't it?

Speaker 2 (51:04):
All right, boys, this is my last clip that I have.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
I think my timing wasn't the best, but it's an
all-time clip and I think it'sDo you think you're going to
have a transition if we justkeep talking?
You know, I don't.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Give me a word.
Dude I got to piss, so bad Giveme three words from the
audience.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I will freestyle right now you sit here on your
high horse.
You read your Bible, you readyour Psalms.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Well, austin 316 says I just whipped your ass.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
That was good.
I want to smash these sanguines.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Look at the editing Holy smokes.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
That took me a long time.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Dude, I got to get a fucking haircut.
That took me a long time.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
I mean, you could have just been like hey in honor
of the beers that Daltonbrought boom Austin 316.
Sounds crazy.
So, Abby, when she was pickingthese up, she's like why do you
want these specific beers?
I was like, well, it's StoneCold, Steve Austin, it's WWE
wrestler.
She's like who's that?
I was like she knows.
I hit her with the Austin.
I was like Austin 316.
I was like we reference thatall the time on podcasts.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah, dude, that's awesome.
I love it so much.
This is good.
Actually, I don't hate it andI'm not that guy.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Yeah, I'm not.
Well, it's just a lager.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
It just looks like it's just a regular beer that
they just put his branding on.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
You know, yeah, an American lager made by El
Segundo Brewing Company.
Oh Jesus, Very American.
Come on, Steve Imported fromMexico.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
American lager.
It's from El Segundo himself.
Yeah, Sammy, thank you forpreparing those clips, that is
an absolute blast from the past,Dude.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
it was nice to go through them because most of
those clips at that time I was atrue fan, just watching them at
home.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Yeah, you did fanboy real hard that first episode you
were on.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
You were kind of cringe there, Santa.
I didn't think that.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
I was a fanboy for years.
I grew up four years I was ineighth grade when, when tyler
and tucker and cody were seniorsand, like our group, looked up
to them and then when they madethe pod I was like holy shit and
, and then I became one of oneof them one of them.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
I was vetted in my time, yeah, sam made a
mockumentary of pine city and Iwas like, oh, this is good, this
is really good.
Like I want you to make thisstuff for us, like this is
hilarious.
He's still working on themockumentary it's gonna happen,
I think it would just be betterif I was a little older no, dude

(53:33):
, we clicked so well, though,like that first night, we you've
slept on the we all slept atthe studio.
Yes, this was obviously pre-kids.
My wife and I slept on the.
We all slept at the studio.
Yeah, this was obviouslypre-kids.
My wife and I slept on thecouch in the office.
I walked home you walked homemy first night ever at froggies.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
That was your first night ever that was my first
froggies experience talk about agood, the best froggies
experience ever dude I rememberwaking up.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
I come to at like 4 30 in the morning and my wife
and I are laying on this couch.
I'm like why are we still here?
I run upstairs, Tyler hasnothing on but his pants.
No shirt, no shoes, no service,no nothing.
Laying on the ground spreadwide, snoring on the floor.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Out of all places.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
I don't know why you picked this one you could look
through the glass.
I didn't even think of that.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Anyone who walked by could have seen him just laying
in the middle of the floorUpstairs you can see the street.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
That's street level.
Wow, that's crazy that was theonly place with some place to
lay down a rug or something.
This was all concrete andhardwood.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
And that's currently the Pine City Chamber of
Commerce.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
It's now a real business office.
There's some memories 30 nights.
Do you guys buy into this factthat, like uh, locations have
memories, like places remembervibes?
And energy and whatever.
I would love to go spend anight in that basement again
yeah yeah, I got some weirdvibes in that basement before.
I'm not gonna lie editing downthere until like one, two in the
morning by myself was a littlecreepy yeah, I bet I would hear

(55:03):
noises like footsteps.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Well, them them.
All those basements and allthat.
That whole area is old, very,and then basements used to be
connected and they blocked themoff yeah, each other all that
whole strip used to be one.
Well, the walls were like justmud and rocks.
It was like bluestone rockbasement Stacked against
fieldstone foundation.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yeah, wild yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Yeah, I think going in there.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
I think there's some memories that probably still
live on.
You could probably still smellus in there.
You can hear us laugh and hearTyler snoring.
You can still smell a coupleWhite Castle burgers if you get
close enough to the ground A lotof White Castle deleted in that
place.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Tyler, since you quit drinking, how much White Castle
have you had?

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Dude, I just had it twice this month.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
I love that.
I just had it last week.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Yeah, well, yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
What Thursday, friday night.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
We just had it we deleted some and then I had it
like a week before that bymyself.
Yeah, Pretty honestly decent.
Not enough to have a tattoo onmy ass.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
But how does that tattoo?

Speaker 1 (56:03):
look.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Oh, she's a little shaky.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Now Whip her out, let out.
Let me see it.
If you don't have, you don'thave to, you don't have to show
the camera.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
But daddy wants to see it.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Look at that that still looks very nice yeah,
that's crispy yellow, held upwell how's it smell?
Better, yet how's it taste it'sa scratch.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
If you lick it it tastes like yeah, it's a scratch
and taste.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
I'm calling bullshit.
I'll be the judge of that.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
This ass was cooked on a bed of onions.
Buddy Beautiful.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
What do you think is the biggest thing that you guys
have changed about yourselvessince starting the podcast,
let's just say in the last fiveyears?
Like, do you think that you'rean all-around different person,
or just the way that you look atlife you're a different person,
or yeah, because I had kidsyeah that rewrites your whole

(57:01):
script.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Totally, totally different.
Human being, yeah, yeah, Iwould agree.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Way different, I would agree yeah, I think also,
like I said before, I alwaysthought to myself, like I will
never have a corporate job, Iwill never have to care about
what anyone thinks.
I'll make my Facebook profilephoto a picture of me and my
buddies wearing girls' coloredskinny jeans.

(57:26):
I don't care, and now that isnot even close to the way that I
view my image, you know yeah,it says you get older.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
You're just like I don't know what it is, but
you're just like.
What would other people kind ofthink of that?

Speaker 1 (57:41):
you gave up.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Yeah, I gave up, lost our edge, you know I don't know
.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
We're like green day right now, an edge.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
I think it's more like just like you're more
conscious of how other peopleview you not that you don't care
, like yeah, it's not that Icare that other people view me,
but I think I care more about,like, how I'm affecting their
view.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
You're more self-aware.
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
You're more self-aware, it's more like if me
being obnoxious is making youhave a bad day, then I'm just
not going to be obnoxious,whereas before it was like I'm
going to be obnoxious whether itruins your day or not.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
That must be everybody but the people in this
room.
That you think like that, Ithink that's respect.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
I think that's respect that is a good point no,
you, and you're right too,because I will at some points be
like, fuck that, they're myfriend.
Oh yeah, I don't.
They, they can deal with myimage of myself to them or your
wife you get a rush off of justmaking your wife pissed off at
you for what you're doingsometimes yeah, that's like your
whole fucking job, your wholejob being married keep it

(58:38):
interesting yeah keep meirritated yeah, good point
biggest regret that you've hadin the last five years I'll be
divorced.
If I answer that, biggest regretthat you've had in the last
five years, I'll be divorced?

Speaker 3 (58:56):
if I answer that.
I was going to joke and sayspeaking of the kids.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
I love my kids.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Great thing.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Regret Staying friends with Cody probably Me
too I hate that guy.
I want to kill him.
Actually, that reminds me.
Do you remember we wereactually a guest on this podcast
?
Do you remember this?
This was right in the beginning.
Awful, we were a guest on thissmall internet and it was only a

(59:26):
live show and I don't eventhink they had many viewers.
It was like a local show, LikeSt Cloud or something.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Yeah, rochester.
Oh, maybe it was only a liveshow and I don't even think they
had many viewers.
It was like a local show, likeSt Cloud or something.
Yeah, rochester.
Oh, maybe it was Rochester.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
I don't even remember the guy's name.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
And he's like, do all four of you?
Yeah, Full Circle Pod.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Do you guys want to come on this show?
We talk about men's mentalhealth and just funny stuff.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Yeah, okay, sweet, we go on the show and I said that
exact thing, didn't I?
I said like I want to kill him.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
He's uh, he said something, something about me,
and uh, and then I was like Iactually hate that guy.
Yeah, you say wait, who's cody?

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
who's cody hughes.
He was like making a referenceto you, oh yeah, and then you
said I hate that guy, I want to.
And right after that it ledinto a long, like a one-minute
spiel about anti-suicide thingand we both sat there.
I kept looking at Tucker.

(01:00:22):
I'm trying not to laugh.
I don't remember this at all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Dude, horrible, that's one thing In the last
five years I've had a lot offoot in mouth situations where
I'm like whoa, I should not havesaid oh my god, I just was.
Okay, I'm, I'm at work, I'm,I'm doing a video for this
highway cleanup, right, and it'sjust, it's a big deal.
It's like a five mile stretchof road that they get all the

(01:00:46):
employees from the whole companyto clean up and whatever, and
we're all sitting downafterwards and we're all eating
pizza and everyone's rah, rah,go team.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
You know I'm making a video of this whole thing and
it was going really good andanyone's like did anyone find
anything crazy?
And I was like I found anunregistered firearm.
They all stop what they aredoing and they're like what I
was like oh.
I'm just kidding, I did not.

(01:01:14):
I was like whoa, I really gotto detach myself.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
I'm not around my friends, how the fuck would you
know if it's unregistered?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
That's exactly how I know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
It's so stupid to say it like that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I checked it.
Check the serial number.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Cody, I have a great example of you with foot and
mouth.
When we, a long time ago now,we had a few rappers, on, oh
yeah.
And they brought their crew andso we were outnumbered.
There was like 10 guys.
And we go in the back roomafter and one of them,
dark-skinned fellow, he looks atCody and I and he goes.

(01:01:51):
So what do you guys think ofBlack Lives Matter?
Cody, no hesitation goes.
I think it's all a hoax.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
He looks at him and he goes.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Oh really, because I filmed the video with George
Floyd and I also led the firstmarches and I was like holy fuck
.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Oh, dude, I played it off good though.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
He backpedaled well I didn't backpedal at all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
I didn't backpedal at all, I'm just kidding sir, I'm
sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
I just put all of the attention on Mitch and I said,
no, I'm just kidding, but Mitchactually doesn't agree with that
at all, and then Mitch washeavy backpedaling.
No, I did not, hey, listen, Idid not say that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
I was hitting it hard .
I was the white knight.
I'm like I think it was a greatthing people did March and I
support looting.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
I was all on board.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
I was scared man.
That was crazy of him.
Okay, so they had a camera inour face.
They were like doing a vlog.
So I'm thinking like a camerain our face.
They were like doing a vlog.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
So I'm thinking like come on, I don't even know we
should look.
He starts with so everybodyhere told me not to do this.
But how y'all feel about georgefloyd, camera right in our face
?

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
we're like I'm just dude, how about that corporate
job?
Yeah, um, it's all forentertainment purposes.
Yes, you know it was funny.
It was funny.
And it was even funnier puttingall the attention on Mitch
after that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Honestly, yeah, for you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
I'm really glad that they didn't really really double
down on my answer to it I'mreally happy you found a
replacement for me, because thatwould have been me Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
I would not have wanted to be in that room.
No, it was so awkward.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
It went from like a cool, fun atmosphere with a
couple of fit handsome guys tolike fit handsome guys.
Heavy.
It was heavy.
They just went in.
I was like whoa, the only waythat we're going to get out of
this alive is that we're justgoing to.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
We have to pretend we're not racist for a minute
live is that we're just gonna.
We have to pretend we're notracist for a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Really dig deep yeah, wow, yeah, times have changed
five years.
Yeah, I would say my biggestregret in the five years?
Probably no.
I think, to take it to likemore of a real note, I think
like being too controlling overthe, the creative freedom of of

(01:04:14):
the thing.
From the start, I think, likein my head, I was so certain
that it had to be such aspecific way and there was like
one production aspect of thisthat's gonna make it the thing,
and like blindly going over thefact like it's, that is not what
made it of like a I don't wantto say successful, because

(01:04:34):
everyone's idea of that isdifferent, but like to me, made
it successful right away.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
It was not that it was.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
You know, like everyone, just like having fun.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Yeah, you know you're putting a square peg in a round
hole, kind of thing.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Like you like when, when you're like genuinely
having a good time, people hearthat and that makes them have a
good time, I feel like, and Ithink that was like what we were
really good at capturing.
And then you know there wasthat long string of time, like
right when you first like hadstepped off the podcast full
time, that that was noticeablylike not there.

(01:05:07):
And it was just like aperformance.
Well your fun left, well yourfun left.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Yeah, the fun left, the show left.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
So we had to, like Sam and I had so many times of
being in here alone for hoursLike what do we do?
How do we make this?
Like what is not working.
What is working.
Like I'm overanalyzing theanalytics Like where are people
dropping off and what at whatpoint, and then overthinking
like okay, this is when theydrop off, so we need to stop

(01:05:34):
doing this.
And it's like, dude, you'remissing the whole point of this
whole thing.
But this is also the contentthat you were consuming at the
time is the science of analytics.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
The analytical and technical and still am.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Yeah, totally.
But there is an aspect that isnot measurable.
That's like this feeling oflike I know these guys are being
really themselves.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
It's just.
People can sense when you'rebeing genuine.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
And that's what everybody says.
It's just like if I was postedup at the bar with my buddies
all day.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
That's what you get.
That was our feedback almostevery time.
It's like you feel like you'rejust hanging out with them and
that's why, like you said, theidea of successful.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
But during COVID, I mean, we couldn't go to bars, we
couldn't do anything.
We would get together everyweek.
It was a day that we gottogether, we drank, we hang out,
Get out of the house and we putit on the internet.
And people that are stuckinside can't do anything can
also feel like they're hangingout.
I've gotten so many comments ofpeople that don't have friends
that makes them feel likethey're just chilling with their

(01:06:36):
friends.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
I never thought of that Having a good time, that
nobody could go out, so theykind of listen to us to be out,
but that whole idea was so newat that time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Now there's people that don't go out at all and
that is their entertainment islistening to podcasts.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Oh dude you want to get conspiratorial here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Dude, I'm about to go tinfoil hat yeah drop it on me.
No, I just feel like it's kindof like a design feature.
I feel like it's getting to apoint.
Do you think it's purposeful?
I don't know.
There's a certain route thatall of technology is to just
dumbing us down and pushing usinto a corner.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Oh, damn, you're not wrong.
This is what we do every day,but that's like the whole thing,
right?
Like other people, do the shityou don't want to do the most
common job in America is contentcreator.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
The most common job.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Yeah, it's not even close.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
I saw that it's astronomical, it's nuts.
Like kids like sixth grade andunder the top.
Thing that they aspire to be isa youtuber now, which is not
astronaut.
It's not, yeah, you know,anything else other than like
youtuber?

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
but also number one by regular jobs are decreasing
as well with with technology andautomation and ai, and so many
jobs are not even really a thingyeah, the nature of the beast
is creating a service, like asan entrepreneur, you create a
service for a job that nobodywants to do right, and then
eventually nobody wants to do.

(01:08:00):
You keep going down the linewith that no one wants to do.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Well then it's AI then it's robots, then it's and
they slowly creep into the youknow Well.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Well, there's two categories.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
I think that it used to be nobody wants to do or
can't do or doesn't know how todo, right, you know what I mean.
Like, and now I've heard thissaid so many times in the last
couple of months we're movingout of the how do I do it era
into the what do I do era.
Yeah, so like with all thesetools that you have, you can
just type in a prompt on chat.
Gpt, you know, write me abusiness plan and it just boom

(01:08:33):
spits out the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
That would take someone days to figure out, or
hey, make 10 seconds, make me a,a post or a picture of a, this,
this, that, doing this, this,this and boom, you get it.
It's there.
I mean you can, you can.
There's a big uncanny valleythere.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
I know when somebody's using ai you can just
see it, oh yeah, but right nowwait a year, oh right, well, and
that's the thing that's onlyuntouched, how much stuff are
other people editing on top ofthat.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
That then you don't know who showed me this.
I think it was.
My younger brother showed me avideo an ai video of a police
body cam and the only deadgiveaway in that video was that
there was street lamps in themiddle of buildings where
there's not there's no post.
But if you just watch thisvideo you'd be like that's body
cam footage, there's cops, itturns.

(01:09:18):
There's cars in the street,there's a building, there's
buildings and houses, yeah wholething.
But there's street lamps withno post.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
And you're like, and I've noticed they can't do like
filler words on signs, likesmall words they don't know,
like random things that'll belit.
No, like a can like thisdescription oh yeah, I got you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
They might have the main logo and shit but that's
like some of the only shit thatI can tell, some of the prompts
like I've used them for mycompany making posts and you try
to tell it to say something onsomething and it does.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
it struggles with that it'll say it, but it's like
off or not quite but I'm surethat's in gtp5, which is what a
month out or something, right,really close, oh shit that's
been the crazy in the last fiveyears.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
That's that was not here in the last one year it's
changed 10 times there was no.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
There was no talk of it five years ago there was no
use of ai that we could use onan everyday level five years ago
, right, but now, even editingthe podcast, there's three
different ai programs that I'musing.
Nuts, you know, I mean.
That alone has saved me hoursand hours and hours of work.
Yeah, how long was an?
episode, that's I was just say,the first video episode we ever

(01:10:29):
did took me 12 hours or 14 hours, something like that to edit.
That's nuts.
Now, to edit a full episode islike 10 minutes for me.
I mean it cut it down by afraction.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Changes all of the camera frames to who's talking.
Yeah, so now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
I just link.
You know whatever all themicrophones are recording
independently.
So I just link what video goeswith what microphone and hit
play.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
You used to listen to the whole entire thing and have
to use the keyboard and say,okay, this person is talking.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Switch to camera Number one, number two, then
switch back and forth throughwho's talking.
Then we got to live switching,which was kind of a pain in the
ass already to begin with Whileeveryone's talking.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
I'm not going to lie.
I was sitting here likefucker's not switching.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
No, because now it's all automated.
Now you don't even need toswitch it.
That's right, I figured thatout.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
by staring at it for a second I was like, yeah,
they're not changing becausethat's not how it's done anymore
.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
No, it's good old days.
Yeah, that's a big change.
Yeah, regret.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Quit drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
It's one of them no weight loss.
I think I was way cooler when Iwas fat.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
You're definitely an easier target.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Yeah, more ways than one More to hit, More to hit for
sure my hit box.
A lot to love, though.
A lot to love, yeah, a lot togo around.
No, I just what do you think?
Well, I mean, I feel like itwent the direction it should
have, Like, in a way, like Icould say like I probably went

(01:12:01):
too hard for a little bit, butit was the timeline that I feel
like I was supposed to be in.
So, not really huge regrets.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Yeah, I mean, if you'd have gone that hard like
now, yeah I don't want that guyaround my kids?

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
yeah, exactly you know if I was that yeah,
seriously, if I showed up to uhthe for your birthday party
drunkle and just startedslamming beers, it'd be a
problem yeah, I'd be over herelike I don't want that guy
around tucker's kid.
Well, I don't think it wouldhave been a massive problem,
because it just would have nothappened.
Like we can't.
If you're at Tucker's kid'sbirthday party.

(01:12:36):
He can't keep up like that.
He's at his kid's birthdayparty.
You know he never could havekept up.
But you know what I'm saying.
Like he couldn't have matchedyour drunk idiot energy no.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Yeah, because Like what I'm saying, like he
couldn't have matched your drunkidiot energy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
No, yeah, because, like we, we know, obviously we
fed off of that so if.
But if I was still like that,I'd be pushed out of the friend
group not pushed out, it justwouldn't match.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Let I'll make one thing clear.
That was like 75 you, 25 us,because we would blow smoke up
your ass until you would do dumbshit oh yeah, the peer pressure
was crazy and literally itwould take you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
tell me to do something twice and I'll do it,
yeah yeah, you're very easy toconvince to do something crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
You're, tyler, trying to smoke this tequila.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
No dude, Absolutely not.
That was his idea, oh was thatyours?

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
The tequila was his idea.
Wait, the vaping tequila?
Oh, that was.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Rumpelman's.
Oh, whatever, but yeah idea, Idid buy all the products and
bring it there and do itactually.
Did you buy the products for me?

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
I feel like I had somebody else get me a bike pump
from walmart.
Yeah, I didn't do that.
Oh I, I did not do that?

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
how do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
that I don't think I should be advertising it.
I have a video of it, but Icouldn't find it last time we
know, you take a wine bottle andyou put like a shot of liquid
liquor.
It has to be over 100 proof inthe bottle.
Barely nowhere.
And then you take a cork, youshove a bike pump through the
cork, you pressurize the bottleof wine, the glass bottle, and

(01:13:58):
then, as you release the cork,the high pressure low pressure
just vaporizes the alcohol inthere.
It goes all foggy.
And then you suck it out with astraw and you get wasted
because the liquor vapor is gointo your lungs.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
You don't suck it out with the alcohol.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
There's no way to like alcohol.
Poisoning is so easy becausethere's no way to get rid of it.
It goes instantly into all ofthis.
I mean, it was not good, Notthrough the liver.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Yeah, I did it twice, Main vein.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
And the second time.
Yeah, I got really fucked up ata party.
I did it once.
I was already pretty drunk whenI did it, but I was definitely
drunk afterwards.
Yeah, it was heavy, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
It was heavy.
Well, here we are.
What about you tucker?
No regrets, or what?

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
no, I don't really have any regrets.
I mean probably getting way toodrunk and saying something
stupid yeah, pull up that clip.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
No, because like, yeah, yeah, I'll wake up the
next morning and be like oh yeah, yeah, I did it.
I did it last night.
We should have did that, man.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Yeah, I did it last night, I'll wake up the next
morning and be like oh yeah, Idid it last night.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
We should have did that man.
I did it last night.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Anything embarrassing .

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
I don't think I have anything like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Well, yeah, a lot of shit's embarrassing, but I just
don't try to Get hung up on itCause.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
I did for a while, you're the only person that does
get hung up on it.
I know I did for a while.
You're the only person thatdoes get hung up, I know.
I know I try now, I try likeyeah, just try.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Yeah, I feel, like.
I'm very conscious of what Isay.
I mean, even if, even ifeveryone that I work with heard
every single episode, I'd belike, well, you're a funny guy,
whatever you fit guy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
I'm a handsome guy.
They couldn't fire me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
I don't think there's a single thing that you could
take from what we've saidthroughout all the years and be
like oh he's serious, this couldget.
It's a comedy situation Otherthan Sam actually being racist.
I don't think that we saidanything out of sarcasm.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Yeah, you know, sometimes I just can't contain
it.
My true self comes out oncamera.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
The problem is we play into it.
We should be backpedaling.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
Well, I feel like if I hit the, I'm not racist.
Stop that's when it's a problem.
That motherfucker is definitelyracist when you start denying
it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
It's a problem for sure.
Keep the people guessing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not racist.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
Is you, is or is you ain't.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Best episode that you guys remember.
What's your favorite episode?
I only remember 10.
I think my personal favorite tolook back on is that episode
that we should have scrapped.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
That was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
That was just a mess of an episode.
It was bad.
I mean terrible entertainment.
For someone who is, if that'sthe first episode that they
watched, that's definitely thelast that they watched.
Well, that's why we should havescrapped it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Yeah, and it was only me, sat on it for months and
then I was like fuck it, we'llrelease it.
I think my favorite episodebecause of what it led to and
how much collaboration with theLegion.
No.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Breakfast Ball.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
Breakfast Ball yeah.
That episode was so fun.
That was fun Because we couldread those guys we're like,
these guys want to fucking party.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
It was such a cool time too.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
And then there was a little bit of a quip there where
you said oh, we're coming outbecause you guys do the area.
Yeah, Fargo.
Well, you said the strip clubthat was out there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Yeah, the Northern.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
And then that Tyler guy was like after the podcast,
are you guys really coming out?
We're like we can.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Fuck yeah, we'll be there tomorrow.
And we were all like, are wereally driving four hours?

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
And you were like no, no no, and I said, cody, we
have to do this, we have to go.
And we went and it was fuckingawesome, dude we spent like $600
at the strip club.
Yeah, Cody threw out his metalcredit card and paid for the
room and everything.
It was awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Yeah, that was a business expense at the time it
was.
Yeah, I wrote it off.
That was crazy.
I wrote it off.
We were gambling.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
We had that couple that was hanging out with us.
They thought it was a greattime.
Yeah, that was wild and thatgal.
They were like 40.
You don't remember that, do you?

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
I don't remember that either.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
We were playing roulette or whatever the
spinning wheel thing.
Oh, pig wheel, pig wheel, dude,and I hit that shit.
I won so much.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
We were losing our shit, Didn't I ask?
Was it Tyler or Ryan?
I asked one of them.
I'm like what's your number?
What's your number?
I ran over the bed, their beton it and fucking hit.
Yeah, and I hit like four orfive hundred dollars or
something it was nuts.
So that was such a good time.
Yeah, that trip changed my life.
Well, yeah, you wouldn't italtered the course of your life
100.
If we would have never went onthat trip, I never would have
worked at you, betcha yeah, no100, never crazy, because that

(01:18:21):
night was solidified our bond.
You know it was like we arevery good at networking.
yes, we can hang out withanybody.
Yep, it matched the vibe.
Every.
I feel like there's not oneguest that came in here and said
they did not like that.
Even black dudes, the comedictiming.

(01:18:43):
I was going to say you alsoweren't here for that.
Uh, blm movement guy that washere.
Um, that would have been anawkward one.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
Dude, we've had more black people on the pod than I
went to high school with.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
I know what I regret.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
No, never mind, that doesn't even work.
I was going to say what I don'tregret is I left at the right
time.
Damn, damn.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
We did hit our best stride after he left.
You got to get out on the.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Oh yeah, we reached our peak like four months after
it's because everyone was likewhere'd he go, Where'd he go?

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Is Tyler back?

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
No, they were checking every single episode to
see when Tyler was coming back.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
That was when we started figuring out the videos,
the formatting.
That was actually when westarted figuring out the other
piece.
That wasn't just like let'sdrink as many beers as we can
and see how funny we can be.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Fart, burp, burp.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
It became deeper, it was more thought out.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
It was refined.
It had a playbook, because whenwe did episodes you would come
in with like all right, whatshould we talk about?
And then we'd be like we don'tfucking know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
turn the like I want to have you hit us with uh yeah,
you hit us like homework.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
You'd be like, all right, next week let's do this,
and you guys bring like threetopics.
No one would do shit.
Yeah, yeah, me and tucker.
Be like.

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
I don't know, I'm here for the bushfires.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
There's bullshit sessions, though you had fucking
twins to deal with at the time,so no one really expected you
to help.
Background noise.
That sounded weird because youstill have them you had them at
the time and now yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
Sad to see them leave .

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
They're in college now.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
How crazy to think they are four years old.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Now you have two four-year-old kids dude, you
showed me the ultrasound on thepodcast I did actually you gave
it to me.
I looked at it.
I was like oh, that's so cool,that's awesome.
You're like keep looking andI'm like what?
You're like?
There's two of them.
I, I'm like ah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Fetus A and fetus B.
I remember that.
Oh wow, that's crazy.
We're fucking old.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
We are old, You're old dude, you know that we're
getting old because we're likedoing this weird old man
nostalgic thing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
Yeah, we're doing a whole episode for ourselves
right now.
Literally, I still feel 25.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Most of the time, fuck them If you're still
listening.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
You're a fucking nerd .

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
I wish you knew you were in the good old days.
Dear me quit listening.
Now.
I wonder how many peoplestarted and stayed with it.
I mean, it's a handful for sure.
Oh, there's definitely somediehards for sure.
Because actually you knowwhat's funny?
I just met this gal who, um,they just built a like a real

(01:21:37):
professional podcast studio.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Really.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
And, uh, she was asking me about here and so she
took a tour of inside of hereand she's like, well, it looks a
lot bigger on camera and I waslike, lady, if I had a nickel,
because it is all smoke andmirrors over here.
Yeah, you know, like thesetripods are falling apart.
You know this foam on the wallsis Amazon pennies worth of of

(01:22:06):
foam on the walls, whatever.
So, anyway, she's building thisprofessional podcast studio.
She's like oh my gosh, thesecond she stepped in.
Oh my gosh, I've seen yourpodcast before.
She's like I I went backrecently and watched a couple of
the new ones and I thought itwas a completely different show.
But I went back and watched thethe first couple and I realized
I've seen this before.

(01:22:26):
It's changed a lot.
I was like, yeah, five years ithas.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
Yeah, you're like man tyler got shorter and fatter,
are you talking?

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
about you you know wherever it hits, okay I think
he's talking about your hischair being lower.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Is that what you were saying?
No, he, I was taking a dig atMitch.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
Oh man, I like that one better.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
That's funny.
I think what's funny is that,like it looks different than the
original setup but it still hasthe same soul.
Like, still the like.
Do you remember the?

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
episode we were putting together.
Oh yeah, hh Holmes.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
And we sent a picture to Cody about the rig we had to
set up and it was like yourphone taped to a tripod and all
that shit.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
The first and only episode that I was not on.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
It was a Halloween episode that we did, and it's
just shit.
Like that the rag tag rigged.
That's the soul of this place.
I mean, it's light years aheadof it now, but it's just shit
like that the rag tag rigged,you know that's the soul of this
place.
I mean, it's light years aheadof it now, but it's still.
You invested in tripods.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
I mean that one's the same, and I think, yeah, that
one that one might be new, Idon't know I think, uh, the only
new one is this shitty middleone there's definitely that's
not even that good, there'sdefinitely more cameras,
definitely more cameras, betterquality microphones better
lighting lights we're in adifferent studio.
Yeah, what a different time.
I mean crazy, crazy, crazy, andnow it um you still lose your

(01:24:08):
train of thought had it then.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
I lost it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
You were really hoping one of us took over.

Speaker 4 (01:24:13):
Where'd you go, had it then I lost it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Yeah, so good times in here, good times to be happy
Anybody want another one.
Yeah play it one more time.
Sam, I want to hear this thingagain.
This was one of my favoriteepisodes.
You said the oh yeah, wine, thewood, favorite episodes, wine.
I told him backwoods, honey,berry.
He brings me.
Uh, what did I just say, jesusChrist?

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
Play it one more time .

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
Let's try to figure out what he actually said, and
try to Backwoods honey berry.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
Wine.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
I wanted him to bring me wine flavored black and mild
.
Oh, okay, and he brings me.
He brought me wine flavoredblack and mild oh, okay, and he
brings me.
He brought me something else.

Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
No Different brand.
You wanted back with his honeyberry, and he brought you wine,
black and mild.
That's what it was.
You still can't get it.
I couldn't see you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
You know what's one of my, one of the saddest things
that we ever lost.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
That I think you maybe deleted on purpose, but I
don't know.
Was your one of things that weever lost that?
I think you maybe deleted onpurpose, but I don't know.
One of your questions to Milesyou remember how hard oh, I did
delete that on purpose.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
It was a 30 second ramble.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
It was like that kid you remember when you Except he
was saying words, but none ofthem were a question.
He just kept rambling.
It was honestly probably 15seconds of gibberish.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
It made no sense.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
Me and him were watching it as he's editing it
and I was.
I almost peed my pants in hishouse.
I was laughing so hard becauseI was like I'm so pissed I can't
even tell you like what hemeant.
It was something like when youdo this, do you do that, or were
you thinking this, that, howyou?
When you that, when you werethere?

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
It was like that, but three times longer than that,
and it made no sense.
He didn't even know how toanswer the question, but he
fucking like a true professional.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
just gave an answer to a part of that question.
I was like dude, he rolled sowell you could throw that guy
out of a car and he would knowto tuck and roll perfectly.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
Enough to where I could cut my part down to five
seconds, and it made more sense.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
It was just a combination of nervousness and
hype and energy.
You were just so tied up.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
When we got that interview with Miles the first
time, that was a Thursday at 2pm, yeah, something like that
yep in the middle of the summeryeah, in your basement, my
basement.
I'm like I text you guys theday before your poorly lit
basement can you come to?
This was pre-video event.
Yeah, yeah, it's episode 10.
Oh, it was episode 10.

(01:26:45):
Yeah, it was 10th episode uh,can you please come to my house
at 2 o'clock I have a surprisefor you guys.
And I had my iPad taped to thewall so that we could FaceTime
him, and when he popped up onthe screen I remember thinking
we made it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
This is it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
We're big time interviewers now and come to
find out.
You know what's funny aboutthat is so I dealt with um his
business manager, or you know,uh, whatever, I don't remember
what her title was like yeah umthroughout the entire process of
booking him for an interview,and they're like I I found out
later on he had told her tellthem I'll do it for 200 bucks,

(01:27:26):
and so she comes back.
Yeah, he says he'll do it for200 bucks, and so she comes back
.
Yeah, he says he'll do it,it'll be $350.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
So in my head.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
I was like, well, if I'm going to pay for anyone to
be as a guest, I told myself Iwould never pay to have a guest
on here, but this one I wouldpay.
I was like only 350 bucks,that's actually not that bad.
All right Through it, I'll that.
He told her $200.
She raised it up thinking Iwasn't going to do it because he
didn't want to do it anyway.
So I was like what the hell?

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
What the hell you got your monies out of it though.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
Oh yeah, definitely.
Did she tell you this thinkingyou'd think it was funny?
Oh yeah, Because when peopletell me something where they
wronged me in the past, and tellme later it still hits hard.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
It doesn't make it easier for me you know I hated
you in eighth grade you're apiece of shit, yeah you know I'd
be lying if I didn't thinkimmediately like well, that's
funny, I'm gonna get you backsomehow oh, I hate you forever
now well, now she doesn't workthere, neither do I so yeah it
doesn't matter.
But I remember too, after thatepisode being like we we're
going to send him a wholepackage, we're going to send him
shirts, we're going to send himstickers, maybe a hat, and

(01:28:34):
it'll show up in a video andit'll be awesome and whatever,
whatever.
And then I get to work there,which was six months to a year
after that maybe A year.
And I walk in and there's just apile of shit that they get sent
for free.
And I walk in and there's justa pile of shit that they get
sent for free and that box thatI sent them is dead center.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
They opened it, never took anything out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
You've seen the box.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
My stickers, my shirt , my hat are still in this box.
You can even remove it.
I literally grabbed it out andI was like oh cool.
And everyone's like oh damn,that's sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
I remember my first sniff, that something was up
like they kind of had a code orsome sort was.
Uh, when we did our episodewith them and I won with the uh,
what was it called?
Breakfast ball?
Yeah, uh, I won the pick yourdrink for.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Yeah, whatever vote right but the bush light and I.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
There was punishment for Tyler, not you there, tyler.
Wait.
Yeah, there was a Ryan, no itwas Tyler Tyler yeah, there
Tyler was drinking the BushLight Dog Brew.
They didn't mention that it wasus at all.
They did a whole separate videoof him slamming that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
There was no tag of us.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
No, no tag of us.
No, nothing.
They said we did a podcast.
Yeah, I was like, wait a minute, that's weird, right, that's
weird, like you don't want togive us this free publicity
which I get.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
They were they were very against that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
They were very against that business.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
No, you're right, you're right.
Yeah, that was a business, it'stwo different mentalities of
looking at it, though, too.
At the time we were doing itbecause it was a lot of fun and
that was how we would havethought that that needed to be
done, but this was also stillkind of the wild west of those
kind of times yeah, right thereryan was looking at it like I
needed to prove to miles thatthis is, this can work, my golf
podcast can work.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
It's still going, I think yeah, it's still going at
the time long, long time going.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Yeah, um, their studio has changed a lot.
I mean, when I first startedworking there, I pull up and
it's a storage unit.
I mean, I open up this, thisgarage door, and that's my desk,
on a plastic folding table withlike a computer chair at it.
Oh, damn and a monitor that Iplugged my laptop into to edit
on damn.
And then by the time that I had, they were in a huge warehouse,

(01:30:49):
already building a newwarehouse on like 40 acres.
This holds compound, and it wasthis massive operation by the
time that I had left you know,everything progresses.
But I learned a lot while I wasthere, and that was my thought
from the whole beginning.
It's like either I'm bringingall my friends with me or I'm
getting whatever I can out ofthis knowledge wise and I'm just

(01:31:10):
going to bring it back and doit.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
I'm very much glad you moved back.
Me too, me too.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Tucker's not.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
He said no.
He said no.
I did not say that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Yeah, I am too I think it was a good move.
I mean, don't get me wrong, Atfirst I was like damn, was this
the?

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
move the right decision.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
I should have given it more time.
I think I could have done morethere had I stayed longer.
Sure, I remember Taylor wasreal disappointed because we had
already moved like six times inthe last six months.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
You moved so much.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
She finished school, moved up there and it was like
three weeks of her living thereand I was like, hey, we're going
back.
I think I kind of want to movehome yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
She's like what?

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
what are you talking about, after you just gave all
your shit?
Away literally gave everythingthat I had away, sold the house
for exactly what I owed on itdownsized to an apartment
everything like sold it totucker's brother that was my
favorite house I've ever livedin.
I should have kept it.
Idiot, stupid idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
You just refinanced to a 15-year mortgage, just
finance, yeah and then oh, andkiller, killer rate, because I
had like a 2.1, yeah that is,that's free fucking money so
that house at a 15-year note islike 70 of the payment I have
now on a 30 year mortgage.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
It's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
I should have just kept it.
But my thought process at thetime was I was thinking like,
okay, I'll keep it.
I couldn't refinance it again,cause I just refinanced it and
it costs, you know, a lot torefinance.
So I was like I'm not going torefinance it, but I can't rent
it for what the payment is.
So how long am I going to behere?
I don't know.
Am I going to be here forever?
Well, if that's the case, thenI'm just going to sell it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
I should have just kept it, but I you know that's a
good point.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
You couldn't get it rent for a 15 year note no,
that's I'm like I'm not gonnalose money on this place?
Yeah, every single month.
That would suck.
And then my name's stillattached to this.
What if they fuck it up?
Pussy hindsight's 2020 dude?
That place is worth 150 000more right now than when I sold
it, and then that's dude, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
We bought our house in 2019.
That thing's worth inflation,100 grand more than and they
don't even know I did anything.
They still think I got fuckingyeah, right, uh, tongue and
groove 70s.
I think I got fuckingtongue-and-groove 70s board wall
on there, yeah not an actualappraisal of the building Right,
just the tax value.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
Yeah, the tax assessment or whatever, which
isn't even accurate anyways.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
Oh, way low.
I'm fucking and it fuckingshould be.
Let's be real.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm not complaining.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Yeah, if you're the tax assessor, get the fuck off
my lawn.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
I actually talked to her.
She's a nice lady.
Okay, super nice I called herback because she left me a note
and said call me and I calledher back.
She's like you understand,you're like one in ten people
that actually call me back whenI leave a note.
That's got to be the worst jobin the world.
But if nobody calls her back,she just assumes what you have
in your house and it's usuallylike she was gonna say I had a
three bedroom, two and a halfbath house.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
Oh yeah, let's, let's be real back.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
Let's be real.
There's no reason to be nice toher, though, other than that
she's a human being, and that isthe right thing, to do but yep
the better, the better of aninteraction you have with her,
the higher the value of yourhouses, the more taxes.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
You've got true right .
Because she came to my door andshe asked, asked me oh, did you
do any updates?
And she could see in, I shutthe door, I'm like no, and then
she's like how many bathrooms?
I was like she's like twobathrooms, Because that's what
it was.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
I was like actually it's one now which it is,
because I removed the basementone because it was leaking.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Oh, the water issue.
And she, she's like you do any.
She clearly saw it because sheasked a very specific question
Do you do any tongue-and-groovewall work or anything which my
whole half wall that you can seefrom the window is
tongue-and-groove?
I was like, nah, I can't tellher.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Yeah, but the more you cooperate, the higher your
taxes go.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
They're going to go up anyway.
Yeah, but they're going toassume no matter what and then
it would be on you to go say no,no, no, no, no, it's not this
Because they send you anotherletter and say this is wrong,
Tell us.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
If I trash the place, does it make my taxes go down?

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
Yeah, yeah, it would, it would do that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
That's why you get in trouble.
Okay, is that tax fraud?

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
you can cast the Harry Potter spell Reparo and
you can have your house backpretty quick.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
I don't know why you're so cultured Sam he's on a
big.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Harry.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
Potter, kick really not me, not Hermione, you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
Ron.
Stahl oh shit.
Well, boys, what do you think,ron Stahl?

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
Oh shit.
Well, boys, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
I got pissed off.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
Tucker, do you have any closing notes?
You want to leave the peoplewith Short?
No, dude, I regret even coming.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
I was going to say is this exactly what you expected?
Wrap her up.
My biggest regret was comingtonight.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
No, I had fun.
I was going to say is thisexactly what you expected.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
Wrap her up.
My biggest regret was comingtonight.
All right, no, I had fun, thiswas fun.
This is going to be theTucker-only episode next week
Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
You should edit a whole podcast of just him
talking.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
None of our responses or anything, just him.
All.
Right, we'll be right back.

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