March 13, 2025 • 26 mins
As Beans World reaches its exciting finale, the hosts take a moment to reflect on the past while celebrating the unforgettable moments they’ve shared together. Through a blend of laughter and bittersweet nostalgia, they dive into their wild nights out, including unforgettable blackouts and hilarious stories that shaped their journey. The episode allows listeners to relive the joy and chaos of their adventures together, while candid conversations touch upon deeper themes of friendship, personal growth, and lessons learned along the way.
Guests join the mix, enriching the discussion with their own memorable tales and insights that reflect the essence of Beans World. Each chuckle is paired with an air of reflection as the hosts navigate the emotional landscape of this final farewell, showcasing the camaraderie that brought them, and their audience, together.
Listeners are treated to a genuine tribute that captures the spirit of this beloved show while offering a window into the lives of those behind the mic. There’s humor, there’s warmth, and there are lessons to be savored. So join us one last time — share in the laughter, the memories, and the heartfelt goodbyes that make this finale truly special. Don't forget to subscribe and share your favorite moments with us!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
beans, world beans world.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, are you fucking kidding me, dude?
This is the beans world finale.
This is the last taste of beansworld the people will ever get.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Bring us in beans, beans world, beans world, yeah
that was terrible but it wasfucking depressing, that was
depressing shut up and grab me abeer.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
The boys are back in the studio for our last episode
of Beans World in history, thefinale.
We've got Willie in the studio,aka Beans Boy.
We've got Mitch and Hable heretoday to celebrate Boys.
Thank you so much for coming tothe studio.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I got to tell you I couldn't be any more happy that
this series is dead now.
I've never been so happy toshoot the last episode.
Fuck you.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Going down on a high note.
Baby, you know how many peoplelove Beans World.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Like three.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I actually had an average of 200 listeners.
Just think of that Big flexingon you, bitch, big stats guy.
Now, willie, we are baby.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah big flexing on you, bitch, sit on me he's
killing it Big stats guy.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Now, willie, we are here today.
I'm looking at you.
You got your hat off.
Disgusting, by the way.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I didn't realize.
You look a little disheveled,completely miserable.
Look, you don't look likeyou've showered all weekend.
That's fucking crazy, because Ishowered last night, so fuck.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I wake up to your story of you piss-ass hammered
in the middle of the streetgoing.
I'm fucking lost, no dude.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
It was boys.
I'm lost Boys.
I'm like this isn't a groupchat.
This is your public Snapchatstory, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Honestly, I just was fucking at a bar in St Claude,
next to you know.
I remember just walking downthe street in the middle of the
night and then I somehow woke upin my bed in Pine City.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
What.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Dude, I literally woke up in my fucking bed and I
wondered how the fuck I got home.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Did you drive home drunk?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
No, because I didn't have my car.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So you're telling me one moment.
You're taking Snapchats puttingon your story that you're lost.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Dude, I was freezing.
I remember shivering, sofucking bad, and I'm literally
in St Cloud.
I mean I'm surprised I didn'tget robbed.
It was the middle of the fuck.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Do you have any funny videos?
Do you have any funny videosfrom last night?
I really don't.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I mean just a couple walking down the street.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
This has got to be the worst feeling in the world.
You remember being at a party,specifically having a
conversation with someone?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
and and at a party, like specifically, like having a
conversation with someone, andthen you remember waking up and
you're like, oh, or when it'sreally spotty, oh, that gets
scary.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Just like a real like a real full blackout.
Like you know, you were up forhours Like oh man Dude,
apparently I was in a fuckingparking garage.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't even remember being in this parking garage.
I don't even remember being inthis lobby either, dude you're a
fucking mess.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
today, beans, I got to set the stage a little bit
more.
Because we've been hanging outfor a couple hours now.
And it started out as you camein still hammered.
Then we saw the hangover phasekind of hit you a little bit and
now you've had a couple morebeers and it seems like you're
back to hammered you should haveseen.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
When I picked him up, I rolled up to his driveway and
he is standing in his drivewayin a t-shirt, fucking cross-eyed
, just still very visibly drunk.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
And what's your fucking point?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
It was amazing.
It was amazing Eyes bloodshot.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Daddy getting crazy.
Daddy went out and fuckingbendered it.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's embarrassing dude.
That's embarrassing buddy.
I don't even care, it's thefinale.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It's sad you know Beans are just going down for
the books.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, we're heartbroken Truly.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Beans, what the fuck have you been up to, dude?
Just working nonstop andhanging out with the kid and the
old lady and archery league andoh, that's a really good
podcast answer yeah, killed itI'm glad you got into it pretty
deep.
Oh wait, it's like when, whensomebody that you don't really
know or don't want to talk toyou comes up and it's like hey
(03:57):
man, what's up what you been upto?
And you hit them with the uh,just working man, I'm just very.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I do that to everyone , so I'm the worst.
But yeah, I'm just very dry.
I do that to everyone.
So, like I'm the worst, butyeah.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I'm just fucking Working drinking dude.
How about you Working drinkingwhen I seen you man, yeah, great
talk Actually yesterday Was thefirst time I drank In like
three months.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Dude, really yeah, like actually I fucking blacked
out.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Does it make you Want to keep drinking or did it kind
of deter you back from it?
I?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
don't know.
It kind of brought memoriesback Of me being wild dude.
I miss it.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Do you think it's a real thing that?
When you black out, you getlike memories from past
blackouts.
Have you heard of that?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
What do you mean?
So like I've dug into this, Iwatched a couple videos on it.
So, like A couple videos saythat when you black out, you'll
get memories of past blackouts,like while you're blacked out or
like the next day, like whileyou're blacked out, you'll bring
up something that happenedwhile you're blacked out that
you had no like recollectionit's a deep hole.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's way worse, yeah dude blacking out, it ruins
me the next day.
If I blacked out last nightlike willie, not a chance in the
world I would be here.
I'd be laying in bed freakingout about what I did say, even
if I didn't do anything bad.
The anxiety after blackout isjust crippling to me.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Well, dude, I have a video.
I'm walking, we're with therush boys, we're walking down
the street and I asked them likewhat the fuck happened?
They said they all blacked outtoo, like I just separated from
the rush boys and fucking saintcloud on the middle of the
street sounds like you guys hada gay orgy and a silence pad
yeah, that's.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I don't know what the fuck happened.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
We all blacked out, dude, I don't remember anything
well, dude, I'm just walking.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I got videos walking down the middle of the road in
saint cloud.
I got anxiety right now youhaven't asked for any.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Uh, you haven't asked anybody, like what you did last
night, any funny stories.
You haven't sent out thosetexts.
Yeah, see, I'd rather I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I would rather be like beans, where I'll go silent
and just pray to god.
People don't hit me up toeither talk about the dumb shit
I did.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
No, I have to I have to go, I have to shoot the text
immediately.
I have to be like dude, dude,what the fuck happened?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Because, seriously, like first of all, if I did
something dumb.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I want to know and I want to be able to apologize
about it, Because if you're justbeing nice and not saying
anything, that's way worse.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I know Sam and Will both hate to see my message
coming in the morning becauseI'm the only one driving over
exaggerator.
Every time you can't, you haveto take it as a grain of salt.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
He'll, I'll, even, if I remember it, he'll try to
tell me some shit I did and I'mlike, oh, I'm on to you, fucker.
But dude, that's, oh it's great, that's the thing too, like
I've struggled with blacking outwhere if somebody tells me like
, yeah, you were kind of being adick.
You told you called me a bitchlast night.
It's hard for me to feel bad ifI don't remember doing it.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
It's like I feel like I'm kind of not responsible
well you know I'll say sorry,but at the same time like kind
of wasn't really me that didthat you?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
know I'm not taking responsibility for that
different guy but you definitelymeant that shit when you called
her a bitch it was a fakescenario, dumb fuck.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You checked out for a little bit there, pal.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah, yeah, I do Like I need to know what happened,
and if you don't tell me, I'mhaving the worst day of my whole
life.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
If I ask and you won't tell me, I'm thinking the
worst immediately.
Oh, 100% Shit my pants orkilled someone Dude.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
we all need to go out this summer.
We need to have some goodmemories again.
What is?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
this dude.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Are you like fucking 37?
Are you kicking off his own?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
episode dude.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Dude.
One thing about Willie is he isthe classic cringe guy where,
like, everyone will be having agood chill and he'll stop it and
be like boys.
I really needed this, oh dude.
Dude, I can think of at leastfive times and it ruins the
moment.
Now we're fucking gay.
Thanks a lot beans.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Fuck you.
Why do you do that?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
That's such a boner kill for a good chill.
The only time that's even kindof acceptable is if it's like
one-on-one and you and yourbuddy are both trash.
And that's even kind ofacceptable is if it's like
one-on-one and you and yourbuddy are both trash and that's
still very questionable you cando it, but like if it's in a
group, it's like dude, come onabsolutely it's.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
If it's too early, even if it is in the group, if
it's super late, everyone'sblacked out.
You're having some heart tohearts.
You can slip it in quick yeahbut if you're, if it's like the
boys have been chilling forthree hours, you're not even too
drunk yet You're just pickingup that buzz and you're hitting
them with the.
Ah, thank you, I love you guys.
Man, everyone's just like youguys, just finished dinner.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
You're playing around in the pool and Will's like man
, I really needed this.
Hang guys.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Or like when there's one friend who is significantly
more drunk than the rest.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
And he's doing that.
Oh yeah, oh, dude, I was out atthe bar with Scrat not too long
ago.
We literally went there just toget dinner, get the first
couple and move on, but he'sordering shots right off the bat
.
Gets a little drunk.
I'm not kidding dude.
The sun barely went down andit's winter, so it was like 5
o'clock.
And he looks at me and he'slike you I love you man I swear
to god, looked at him.
(09:09):
I'm like dude, quit being weird.
It's way too early for the.
I love you man dude is there?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
is there a better feeling when drinking?
When you look at your phone andyou get that like oh fuck
moment, like like you start daydrinking and like the sun's down
so it's like kind of dark.
You look at your phone and it'sseven o'clock and you are
fucking piss piled oh, there'sno better feeling than to be
like oh dude, I still got fivemore hours to run it that
birthday party in wisconsin wewent to on the party bus.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It was like fucking three o'clock, I swear, and I
was just gone blackout that'swhen you had your first moment
of like dude, yeah, the winerytrashed me.
I've seen videos on the bus andI'm like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
no, I I agree with d Mitch.
I knew exactly.
Will didn't pick up your point,but what you're saying is
because, I do this especially ifI got to the bar a little bit
later.
This is where that kicks intome more.
Get there at 9.
The other bros got there at 7.
You got to play a little catchup.
I'm just starting to get drunk.
And then I look at my phone andit's only 10.30, and it's like,
(10:09):
oh fuck, yeah, I still got atleast three hours until bar
close.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, like you know, you're going to wake up at like
a half-decent time and not atlike 3 pm.
There's no better feeling thanjust looking at your phone and
being able to step on the gasdude.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh yeah, Dude, bar close.
I get upset sometimes.
I never want it to end, but assoon as I step out of that bar,
I there's no after party.
I'm good with going home, butit's something about being in
the bar signing that tab.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
It's just like I just get a little depressed yeah,
they're playing closing timelike one of the fucking
bartenders, is like sweeping andit's just like dude this song.
Like I, I don't really likestaying at the bar till bar
close, but if I'm there at barclose it breaks my heart she
gets sickest, like you and yourdumb drunk friends have been
there all day.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
She just wants to go home.
You're trying to stay a littlelonger.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
One of your buddies is flirting with her and she's
someone's trying to tip her ahundred dollars to keep the bar
open, yep there's alwayssomebody yeah yeah, beans.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I've had to drag that dumb motherfucker right out the
bar before.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh yeah I yeah, I don't doubt it, dude, I've had
to been dragged out ofeverywhere.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I've dragged you out of quite a few joints.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
You're such an airhead right now.
I can't handle it.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Dude my head is throbbing from this goose egg I
got.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
This is the fucking Beans World finale Beans.
What the fuck.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Welcome back to another episode of Beans World.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
We already got past that.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Beans World.
We already got past that.
Why does my mic sound weird?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
That's just your fucking voice, dude.
Yeah, that's just you talking,fella.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I don't know if I was screaming or hollering or
hooting or what, but yeah All ofthe above.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Probably Beans.
What advice do you have for theBeans World listeners on your
going out note?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Fucking shots right away.
Just get as drunk as youfucking can.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
It's a race, not a marathon.
It's a race.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
So advice you're immediately going to drinking.
Advice you don't want to givethem any life advice.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oh, that's how we're talking about drinking.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
That's what's on the mind, that's.
Bean's World.
Man, you got any relationshipadvice?
Yeah, no, nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
No.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Nothing.
No, do you have any parentingadvice?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, always hang out with the kid as much as you can
.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Do you have any at-home advice?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, not really.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Do you have any concrete advice?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, Just make sure it's at a good six.
Rake it flat.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
What's your favorite meal to cook?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Ooh steak.
What's the first name of yourfirst?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
pet.
Fuck, I don't even know what myfirst pet was.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Who's your third grade?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
teacher.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
What is the name of your first born child?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh Barrett.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
What's your mother's maiden name.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Jennifer.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Brazjack.
I can't believe you even knewwhat to say to that your poor
mom.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Now people know you're her fucking son.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I'm mildly surprised that Will knew what a maiden
name is.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I thought I was going to stump him.
For sure, beans, you got a newhairstyle you've been working on
or something, or what you gotgoing on there.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, you like it, or what?
What do they call that it'scalled the rooster.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
It's called looking like you're 40 and you're 20.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Oh, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Put your hat on so I can look at you.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Is that considered like?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
a skullet.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
You know, actually we need to get this.
Were you here when we shavedthe skullet for Will?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
No, I was here when.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I saw the video.
You should have left theskullet.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I'm going to go to Mullet again and actually keep
it, and then I'm going to getthe skullet.
You pushed out hard on theskullet last time I don't even
have to try for the skull.
I mean, just look, it's fuckingthere dr phil's coming soon uh
yeah, yeah, steady, that's ascary dude.
25, I'm bald, I'm calling, I'mfucking bald buddy 23, you're
(13:59):
fucking real close I don't know,is it really that bad?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
it's bad, dude, it's really bad, bad I'm so glad
there's not cameras on hereright now it's getting there.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Damn, can you guys?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
just try to say it's like if I look straight and look
in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
If you had darker hair, I'd rather just have you
lie to me about my hair if youhad darker hair, it'd probably
look better, yeah I think it'sjust the light hair.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
It's already see-through if I had your hair,
I would shave myself baldimmediately.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
There's no question in my mind, I don't know what to
say to that dude.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Beans.
Honestly, this is fuckingdisappointing me, dude.
I wanted you to bring the heattoday.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Dude, what is?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
wrong with you?
I don't know, it's a slow day.
Kind of sad, this is actuallythe last Beans.
World.
You been on OnlyFans lately.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
No cast spent on it.
Any trouble with the?
Old lady, no hit the strip clubat all no jacked off in a weird
place port-a-potty at work.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
How many?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
so that's something that we've talked about on beans
world before and I'm sure thepeople are dying to know.
When we first started beansworld, I think you were
averaging three jerks a day dude, I saw it was five because we
had a stallion.
Never slows down just lettingyou know, the stallion never
slows down yeah, are you stillripping that start of the day
(15:23):
right in the toilet?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
that's how I every morning brush your teeth, do
your other stuff damn.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I would think the brushing teeth would come after.
No, you got to do it first,because then you're like awake
You're like yeah, I don't evenknow what to go with this.
I mean, the kid's a fuckingwild animal.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Like that's no shit.
Part of your morning routine isjust playing with Willie.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, gets you up and going.
Huh, literally Morning routineis just playing with Willie.
Yeah, gets you up and going.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Huh, literally it gets like your blood flowing.
It's so insane that that's theimmediate thing that you think
about every morning.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Your blood's just flowing Most people wake up and
take a piss.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Think about it.
Why do you wake up with morningwood?
It's just meant to be beat.
Seriously, is it?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
still hard after you're done brushing your teeth?
No, okay, so this is not avalid argument in any way.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Fuck, it is, in a way , just shut up, all right.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
The way old Beansy's mind works is just.
I don't even it's fascinatingthe aliens make more sense to me
.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Aliens In that brain.
When he dies, we have to donatehis brain to science and see
what's going on.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Dude could you imagine the weird shit they'd
find he was somehow born withCTE.
What's that?
Wait, what's CET?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
CCE CET.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
So do you know, antonio Brown.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Or did you say CCE, cte?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Oh, CTE.
Well, do you know Antonio Brown?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
No, who's that?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Okay, aaron Hernandez .
So there's these big footballplayers, and they've been hit so
many times in the head thatthey have something physically
wrong with their brain.
Like this, exactly like that.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, okay, that makes sense why I'm retarded.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
And they think differently because of how many
times they've been hit in thehead.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Dude, imagine, it's like we donate will's body to
science after he dies and theylike cut his fucking head open
and it's just like the brain'slike the size of a fucking dip
can a fucking fortnight, piñata,just like how the fuck was he
alive?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
dude.
I want to doubt that shit.
My head seems kind of solidhollow.
Is it loud?
Is it doing it?
Sometimes I can get it reallygood where it's.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I wish the cameras were on just for that moment
right there.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
So in that one beans, you were just at the state
wrestling tournament and I wasseeing all your snaps of you
there and it got me thinkinglike was it weird for you when
you were young and you had towrestle all the other team's
girls that they had on thewrestling team?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I only wrestled, like three girls, my entire
wrestling career with you beinga horny bastard.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
How was that?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
oh, that was before I was a horny bastard, so it
wasn't weird, okay.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
So at the time when you should have been the
horniest bastard you ever willbe, you weren't.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
No, I just can't think weird like that, it's just
weird.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
That's where you fucking draw the line.
That's where you draw the line.
That's the line in the sand.
That's just weird.
Yeah, so you were aprofessional.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Oh yeah, that is not.
That's where the line is.
I'm fucking mind blown rightnow.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
What do?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
you mean the things you've said to me like what
indicate that that that line isnot it wouldn't even be remotely
there that would I?
I, honestly, I would expect youto say that if you ever
wrestled a girl, you'd have afull boner the whole time.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Like I would know I'm not that fucked up in the head.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Have we ever talked about the time in high school
when you got caught giving headto a guy in the locker room?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
dude, let me get some random bullshit.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I actually heard about well, if you don't want to
talk all right, all right yoI'm from mora and we knew about
that everyone's so fucking funny, it was all over.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yik yak bro remember what's that?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
well, that's why you didn't know about it.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
You didn't have yik yak, you didn't know that, we
knew dude, I'm not fucking, Iain't even going to get into
this fucking shit.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I've never fucked a guy.
All right, willie.
Well, since you're not givingus much and the people are
probably bored at this point, Iwanted to do a little bit of a
trivia with you just to see,because it's been a while since
the first episode and you aren'tthe best at trivia.
I'm not trying to throw youunder the bus, I'm just speaking
facts.
(19:32):
So here is one last time foryou to redeem yourself.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
How many questions we're just going to run through
10.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Okay, this is 10 year old trivia.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
For 10 year olds, oh fuck.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It's actually animal trivia I think about in 8 years,
Barrett will be able to answerthese Seven All right Seven,
holy shit.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Let's go in with a layup.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
What is a doe?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
That's a female, but like deer.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, that's pretty fucking simple, all right, all
right, a little more heat here.
What is a baby sheep called?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
A lamb.
Yeah, two for two All right,all right.
Show you how it's fucking done.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
How many legs does an octopus have?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
None, None.
An octopus legs.
They have tentacles.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
How many tentacles do they have?
They?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
have legs and the tentacles are attached to them,
so that is incorrect.
What, yep?
I mean, I probably would havejust, and the tentacles are
attached to them.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
So that is incorrect.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
What Yep I mean?
I probably would have justanswered the question correctly.
Shut the fuck up.
Don't look at me like I'm thecrazy one for not knowing how
many legs an octopus has.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Beans, are you ready for your next question?
So it would be eight, right?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
You already got it wrong, because I told you the
answer.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Oh, you did.
I didn't even hear you.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Beans, the baby of which animal is called a joey, a
roo, yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
I'll give you a roo.
That's acceptable.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I'm not a huge fan of your slang of it, but fair
enough.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Roo bitch.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
What does a panda eat ?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Hold on, I'm trying to think of it, bamboo.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, my boy is leveling the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
He said, don't be an anticipation build.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I don't know why, but I was thinking of a baboon.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Completely different areas.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Which animal cannot jump what?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
There's only one land animal.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Which is the only land animal that cannot jump A
fucking elephant, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Are you serious, my boy?
I bet that motherfucker coulddo a hippity skip hop, though.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
You know what I'm saying he could get some air.
I'm going to hit you with ahard one.
How many eyes does a spider?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
have?
Yeah, for fuck's sake, youthink I know they got like 10
million, don't they?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
your answer 10 million.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
That's what you want to go with.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
No, hold on, they got like two eyes, but then they
got like a bunch of littlefucking reflectors and shit,
don't they Two.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I would probably consider them eyes, two eyes.
The answer is eight.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
They have eight fucking eyes.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Some actually have fewer and they have six.
A little fun fact for thepeople.
All right Beans for your lastquestion.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I definitely knew that shit For all the money.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
No.
How long does it take for asloth to digest its food?
Oh my God.
Is it A one day?
Is it B one month?
Is it B one month Is?
It C two weeks B, Is it D fourhours?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
B.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
You locking that in?
Yeah, the answer is two weeks.
Fuck, that's pretty close,though I'm sorry Beans.
Beans is still Beans actuallygot a little smarter.
I'm going to give him a littlebit of credit there.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Thank you, dude.
I thought of a fun fact in themiddle of that trivia and I just
need to tell you guys about it.
You know that hippos can't swim.
What?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh yeah, they bounce.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Hippos can't swim they run on the bottom of the
fucking lake.
They're too dense to swim.
They don't float.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Is it a lake or a river?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
It's whatever the fuck he's in.
What do you mean?
Don't they also sleep downthere too?
They'll go up grab air andsleep.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah, they can jump up and grab air and then go back
down.
I don't know if they sleep.
Damn really, they jump.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
They spring off like astronauts off the bottom.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
You ever seen Madagascar?
Uh, watch out.
Shut up dude, all right, moto,moto, moto, moto likes dude I.
I just watched a video,actually yesterday, of this
hippo running up on this boat,grabbing their motor and just
ripping it clean off seriouslythat's the scariest these
motherfuckers are nothing tofuck with.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I'd have to throw away my underwear after that.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Dude I, Dude I kind of want to pet hippo.
That'd be badass.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Nope, no, it wouldn't Not a chance.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Would you just lock me in a cage for its entire life
Kills more people than anyother animal on Earth.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Hippos do.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Really.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Oh yeah, I don't even think it's close either.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
No, More than sharks.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
They're like a Sharks have a surprisingly low number.
Aren't they actually fast asfuck too?
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Hippos.
Yeah, yeah, it's the scariestthing of all time.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I might be wrong here , but I don't think I am.
I think bees kill more people ayear than sharks do, Probably.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Well, yeah, because people are allergic to them.
Yeah, but I'm saying that's howlow of a number.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Wow, that's how low of a number sharks are, ian.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Beans knows one fact Fucking dumb, fucking idiot.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Fucking.
Logan said the fact and then hesaid you're a dumb fuck for
thinking that who's?
Logan, logan Hable.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
Ew, don't call him Logan, callhim fucking Hable, I'll call him
whatever the fuck.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
I want, I don't want a goddamn adult, stupid fuck.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Jesus Christ Beans.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I can't wait to get rid of Mitch dude.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Well, moral of the story on our last episode of
Beans World, the Beans Worldfinale.
Beans was a hungover piece ofshit.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Didn't say very many funny things, but we are glad he
is here.
Dude, I came in hot likechilling at the stew and was in
a good mood, but I think sittinghere just realizing this is the
last one made me sad.
Damn, damn.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
You needed this.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
That was great Beans Mitch.
Thank you so much for coming infor this finale.
Yeah anytime, dude, we alwaysappreciate one of the most
requested, anticipated guests ofBeans World history.
Abel, is this your firstepisode of Beans World, no.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Of Bean World, of Beans World, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Well, congratulations on being on the finale, Beans.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Take us out.
I got to go to AA after this.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Hit us with the Bean's World, oh.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Bean's World.
Bean's World, you got an animalfact.
Oh shit, no, I don't.
What animal has the largestcock?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
That's not a fact.
beans, world beans world.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, are you fucking kidding me, dude?
This is the beans world finale.
This is the last taste of beansworld the people will ever get.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Bring us in beans, beans world, beans world, yeah
that was terrible but it wasfucking depressing, that was
depressing shut up and grab me abeer.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
The boys are back in the studio for our last episode
of Beans World in history, thefinale.
We've got Willie in the studio,aka Beans Boy.
We've got Mitch and Hable heretoday to celebrate Boys.
Thank you so much for coming tothe studio.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I got to tell you I couldn't be any more happy that
this series is dead now.
I've never been so happy toshoot the last episode.
Fuck you.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Going down on a high note.
Baby, you know how many peoplelove Beans World.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Like three.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I actually had an average of 200 listeners.
Just think of that Big flexingon you, bitch, big stats guy.
Now, willie, we are baby.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah big flexing on you, bitch, sit on me he's
killing it Big stats guy.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Now, willie, we are here today.
I'm looking at you.
You got your hat off.
Disgusting, by the way.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I didn't realize.
You look a little disheveled,completely miserable.
Look, you don't look likeyou've showered all weekend.
That's fucking crazy, because Ishowered last night, so fuck.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I wake up to your story of you piss-ass hammered
in the middle of the streetgoing.
I'm fucking lost, no dude.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
It was boys.
I'm lost Boys.
I'm like this isn't a groupchat.
This is your public Snapchatstory, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Honestly, I just was fucking at a bar in St Claude,
next to you know.
I remember just walking downthe street in the middle of the
night and then I somehow woke upin my bed in Pine City.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
What.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Dude, I literally woke up in my fucking bed and I
wondered how the fuck I got home.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Did you drive home drunk?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
No, because I didn't have my car.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So you're telling me one moment.
You're taking Snapchats puttingon your story that you're lost.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Dude, I was freezing.
I remember shivering, sofucking bad, and I'm literally
in St Cloud.
I mean I'm surprised I didn'tget robbed.
It was the middle of the fuck.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Do you have any funny videos?
Do you have any funny videosfrom last night?
I really don't.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I mean just a couple walking down the street.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
This has got to be the worst feeling in the world.
You remember being at a party,specifically having a
conversation with someone?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
and and at a party, like specifically, like having a
conversation with someone, andthen you remember waking up and
you're like, oh, or when it'sreally spotty, oh, that gets
scary.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Just like a real like a real full blackout.
Like you know, you were up forhours Like oh man Dude,
apparently I was in a fuckingparking garage.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't even remember being in this parking garage.
I don't even remember being inthis lobby either, dude you're a
fucking mess.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
today, beans, I got to set the stage a little bit
more.
Because we've been hanging outfor a couple hours now.
And it started out as you camein still hammered.
Then we saw the hangover phasekind of hit you a little bit and
now you've had a couple morebeers and it seems like you're
back to hammered you should haveseen.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
When I picked him up, I rolled up to his driveway and
he is standing in his drivewayin a t-shirt, fucking cross-eyed
, just still very visibly drunk.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
And what's your fucking point?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
It was amazing.
It was amazing Eyes bloodshot.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Daddy getting crazy.
Daddy went out and fuckingbendered it.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's embarrassing dude.
That's embarrassing buddy.
I don't even care, it's thefinale.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It's sad you know Beans are just going down for
the books.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, we're heartbroken Truly.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Beans, what the fuck have you been up to, dude?
Just working nonstop andhanging out with the kid and the
old lady and archery league andoh, that's a really good
podcast answer yeah, killed itI'm glad you got into it pretty
deep.
Oh wait, it's like when, whensomebody that you don't really
know or don't want to talk toyou comes up and it's like hey
(03:57):
man, what's up what you been upto?
And you hit them with the uh,just working man, I'm just very.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I do that to everyone , so I'm the worst.
But yeah, I'm just very dry.
I do that to everyone.
So, like I'm the worst, butyeah.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I'm just fucking Working drinking dude.
How about you Working drinkingwhen I seen you man, yeah, great
talk Actually yesterday Was thefirst time I drank In like
three months.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Dude, really yeah, like actually I fucking blacked
out.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Does it make you Want to keep drinking or did it kind
of deter you back from it?
I?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
don't know.
It kind of brought memoriesback Of me being wild dude.
I miss it.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Do you think it's a real thing that?
When you black out, you getlike memories from past
blackouts.
Have you heard of that?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
What do you mean?
So like I've dug into this, Iwatched a couple videos on it.
So, like A couple videos saythat when you black out, you'll
get memories of past blackouts,like while you're blacked out or
like the next day, like whileyou're blacked out, you'll bring
up something that happenedwhile you're blacked out that
you had no like recollectionit's a deep hole.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's way worse, yeah dude blacking out, it ruins
me the next day.
If I blacked out last nightlike willie, not a chance in the
world I would be here.
I'd be laying in bed freakingout about what I did say, even
if I didn't do anything bad.
The anxiety after blackout isjust crippling to me.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Well, dude, I have a video.
I'm walking, we're with therush boys, we're walking down
the street and I asked them likewhat the fuck happened?
They said they all blacked outtoo, like I just separated from
the rush boys and fucking saintcloud on the middle of the
street sounds like you guys hada gay orgy and a silence pad
yeah, that's.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I don't know what the fuck happened.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
We all blacked out, dude, I don't remember anything
well, dude, I'm just walking.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I got videos walking down the middle of the road in
saint cloud.
I got anxiety right now youhaven't asked for any.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Uh, you haven't asked anybody, like what you did last
night, any funny stories.
You haven't sent out thosetexts.
Yeah, see, I'd rather I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I would rather be like beans, where I'll go silent
and just pray to god.
People don't hit me up toeither talk about the dumb shit
I did.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
No, I have to I have to go, I have to shoot the text
immediately.
I have to be like dude, dude,what the fuck happened?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Because, seriously, like first of all, if I did
something dumb.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I want to know and I want to be able to apologize
about it, Because if you're justbeing nice and not saying
anything, that's way worse.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I know Sam and Will both hate to see my message
coming in the morning becauseI'm the only one driving over
exaggerator.
Every time you can't, you haveto take it as a grain of salt.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
He'll, I'll, even, if I remember it, he'll try to
tell me some shit I did and I'mlike, oh, I'm on to you, fucker.
But dude, that's, oh it's great, that's the thing too, like
I've struggled with blacking outwhere if somebody tells me like
, yeah, you were kind of being adick.
You told you called me a bitchlast night.
It's hard for me to feel bad ifI don't remember doing it.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
It's like I feel like I'm kind of not responsible
well you know I'll say sorry,but at the same time like kind
of wasn't really me that didthat you?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
know I'm not taking responsibility for that
different guy but you definitelymeant that shit when you called
her a bitch it was a fakescenario, dumb fuck.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You checked out for a little bit there, pal.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah, yeah, I do Like I need to know what happened,
and if you don't tell me, I'mhaving the worst day of my whole
life.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
If I ask and you won't tell me, I'm thinking the
worst immediately.
Oh, 100% Shit my pants orkilled someone Dude.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
we all need to go out this summer.
We need to have some goodmemories again.
What is?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
this dude.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Are you like fucking 37?
Are you kicking off his own?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
episode dude.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Dude.
One thing about Willie is he isthe classic cringe guy where,
like, everyone will be having agood chill and he'll stop it and
be like boys.
I really needed this, oh dude.
Dude, I can think of at leastfive times and it ruins the
moment.
Now we're fucking gay.
Thanks a lot beans.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Fuck you.
Why do you do that?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
That's such a boner kill for a good chill.
The only time that's even kindof acceptable is if it's like
one-on-one and you and yourbuddy are both trash.
And that's even kind ofacceptable is if it's like
one-on-one and you and yourbuddy are both trash and that's
still very questionable you cando it, but like if it's in a
group, it's like dude, come onabsolutely it's.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
If it's too early, even if it is in the group, if
it's super late, everyone'sblacked out.
You're having some heart tohearts.
You can slip it in quick yeahbut if you're, if it's like the
boys have been chilling forthree hours, you're not even too
drunk yet You're just pickingup that buzz and you're hitting
them with the.
Ah, thank you, I love you guys.
Man, everyone's just like youguys, just finished dinner.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
You're playing around in the pool and Will's like man
, I really needed this.
Hang guys.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Or like when there's one friend who is significantly
more drunk than the rest.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
And he's doing that.
Oh yeah, oh, dude, I was out atthe bar with Scrat not too long
ago.
We literally went there just toget dinner, get the first
couple and move on, but he'sordering shots right off the bat
.
Gets a little drunk.
I'm not kidding dude.
The sun barely went down andit's winter, so it was like 5
o'clock.
And he looks at me and he'slike you I love you man I swear
to god, looked at him.
(09:09):
I'm like dude, quit being weird.
It's way too early for the.
I love you man dude is there?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
is there a better feeling when drinking?
When you look at your phone andyou get that like oh fuck
moment, like like you start daydrinking and like the sun's down
so it's like kind of dark.
You look at your phone and it'sseven o'clock and you are
fucking piss piled oh, there'sno better feeling than to be
like oh dude, I still got fivemore hours to run it that
birthday party in wisconsin wewent to on the party bus.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It was like fucking three o'clock, I swear, and I
was just gone blackout that'swhen you had your first moment
of like dude, yeah, the winerytrashed me.
I've seen videos on the bus andI'm like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
no, I I agree with d Mitch.
I knew exactly.
Will didn't pick up your point,but what you're saying is
because, I do this especially ifI got to the bar a little bit
later.
This is where that kicks intome more.
Get there at 9.
The other bros got there at 7.
You got to play a little catchup.
I'm just starting to get drunk.
And then I look at my phone andit's only 10.30, and it's like,
(10:09):
oh fuck, yeah, I still got atleast three hours until bar
close.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, like you know, you're going to wake up at like
a half-decent time and not atlike 3 pm.
There's no better feeling thanjust looking at your phone and
being able to step on the gasdude.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh yeah, Dude, bar close.
I get upset sometimes.
I never want it to end, but assoon as I step out of that bar,
I there's no after party.
I'm good with going home, butit's something about being in
the bar signing that tab.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
It's just like I just get a little depressed yeah,
they're playing closing timelike one of the fucking
bartenders, is like sweeping andit's just like dude this song.
Like I, I don't really likestaying at the bar till bar
close, but if I'm there at barclose it breaks my heart she
gets sickest, like you and yourdumb drunk friends have been
there all day.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
She just wants to go home.
You're trying to stay a littlelonger.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
One of your buddies is flirting with her and she's
someone's trying to tip her ahundred dollars to keep the bar
open, yep there's alwayssomebody yeah yeah, beans.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I've had to drag that dumb motherfucker right out the
bar before.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh yeah I yeah, I don't doubt it, dude, I've had
to been dragged out ofeverywhere.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I've dragged you out of quite a few joints.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
You're such an airhead right now.
I can't handle it.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Dude my head is throbbing from this goose egg I
got.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
This is the fucking Beans World finale Beans.
What the fuck.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Welcome back to another episode of Beans World.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
We already got past that.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Beans World.
We already got past that.
Why does my mic sound weird?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
That's just your fucking voice, dude.
Yeah, that's just you talking,fella.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I don't know if I was screaming or hollering or
hooting or what, but yeah All ofthe above.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Probably Beans.
What advice do you have for theBeans World listeners on your
going out note?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Fucking shots right away.
Just get as drunk as youfucking can.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
It's a race, not a marathon.
It's a race.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
So advice you're immediately going to drinking.
Advice you don't want to givethem any life advice.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oh, that's how we're talking about drinking.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
That's what's on the mind, that's.
Bean's World.
Man, you got any relationshipadvice?
Yeah, no, nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
No.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Nothing.
No, do you have any parentingadvice?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, always hang out with the kid as much as you can
.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Do you have any at-home advice?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, not really.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Do you have any concrete advice?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, Just make sure it's at a good six.
Rake it flat.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
What's your favorite meal to cook?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Ooh steak.
What's the first name of yourfirst?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
pet.
Fuck, I don't even know what myfirst pet was.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Who's your third grade?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
teacher.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
What is the name of your first born child?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh Barrett.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
What's your mother's maiden name.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Jennifer.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Brazjack.
I can't believe you even knewwhat to say to that your poor
mom.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Now people know you're her fucking son.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I'm mildly surprised that Will knew what a maiden
name is.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I thought I was going to stump him.
For sure, beans, you got a newhairstyle you've been working on
or something, or what you gotgoing on there.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, you like it, or what?
What do they call that it'scalled the rooster.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
It's called looking like you're 40 and you're 20.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Oh, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Put your hat on so I can look at you.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Is that considered like?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
a skullet.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
You know, actually we need to get this.
Were you here when we shavedthe skullet for Will?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
No, I was here when.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I saw the video.
You should have left theskullet.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I'm going to go to Mullet again and actually keep
it, and then I'm going to getthe skullet.
You pushed out hard on theskullet last time I don't even
have to try for the skull.
I mean, just look, it's fuckingthere dr phil's coming soon uh
yeah, yeah, steady, that's ascary dude.
25, I'm bald, I'm calling, I'mfucking bald buddy 23, you're
(13:59):
fucking real close I don't know,is it really that bad?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
it's bad, dude, it's really bad, bad I'm so glad
there's not cameras on hereright now it's getting there.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Damn, can you guys?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
just try to say it's like if I look straight and look
in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
If you had darker hair, I'd rather just have you
lie to me about my hair if youhad darker hair, it'd probably
look better, yeah I think it'sjust the light hair.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
It's already see-through if I had your hair,
I would shave myself baldimmediately.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
There's no question in my mind, I don't know what to
say to that dude.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Beans.
Honestly, this is fuckingdisappointing me, dude.
I wanted you to bring the heattoday.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Dude, what is?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
wrong with you?
I don't know, it's a slow day.
Kind of sad, this is actuallythe last Beans.
World.
You been on OnlyFans lately.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
No cast spent on it.
Any trouble with the?
Old lady, no hit the strip clubat all no jacked off in a weird
place port-a-potty at work.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
How many?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
so that's something that we've talked about on beans
world before and I'm sure thepeople are dying to know.
When we first started beansworld, I think you were
averaging three jerks a day dude, I saw it was five because we
had a stallion.
Never slows down just lettingyou know, the stallion never
slows down yeah, are you stillripping that start of the day
(15:23):
right in the toilet?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
that's how I every morning brush your teeth, do
your other stuff damn.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I would think the brushing teeth would come after.
No, you got to do it first,because then you're like awake
You're like yeah, I don't evenknow what to go with this.
I mean, the kid's a fuckingwild animal.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Like that's no shit.
Part of your morning routine isjust playing with Willie.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, gets you up and going.
Huh, literally Morning routineis just playing with Willie.
Yeah, gets you up and going.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Huh, literally it gets like your blood flowing.
It's so insane that that's theimmediate thing that you think
about every morning.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Your blood's just flowing Most people wake up and
take a piss.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Think about it.
Why do you wake up with morningwood?
It's just meant to be beat.
Seriously, is it?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
still hard after you're done brushing your teeth?
No, okay, so this is not avalid argument in any way.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Fuck, it is, in a way , just shut up, all right.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
The way old Beansy's mind works is just.
I don't even it's fascinatingthe aliens make more sense to me
.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Aliens In that brain.
When he dies, we have to donatehis brain to science and see
what's going on.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Dude could you imagine the weird shit they'd
find he was somehow born withCTE.
What's that?
Wait, what's CET?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
CCE CET.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
So do you know, antonio Brown.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Or did you say CCE, cte?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Oh, CTE.
Well, do you know Antonio Brown?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
No, who's that?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Okay, aaron Hernandez .
So there's these big footballplayers, and they've been hit so
many times in the head thatthey have something physically
wrong with their brain.
Like this, exactly like that.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, okay, that makes sense why I'm retarded.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
And they think differently because of how many
times they've been hit in thehead.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Dude, imagine, it's like we donate will's body to
science after he dies and theylike cut his fucking head open
and it's just like the brain'slike the size of a fucking dip
can a fucking fortnight, piñata,just like how the fuck was he
alive?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
dude.
I want to doubt that shit.
My head seems kind of solidhollow.
Is it loud?
Is it doing it?
Sometimes I can get it reallygood where it's.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I wish the cameras were on just for that moment
right there.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
So in that one beans, you were just at the state
wrestling tournament and I wasseeing all your snaps of you
there and it got me thinkinglike was it weird for you when
you were young and you had towrestle all the other team's
girls that they had on thewrestling team?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I only wrestled, like three girls, my entire
wrestling career with you beinga horny bastard.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
How was that?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
oh, that was before I was a horny bastard, so it
wasn't weird, okay.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
So at the time when you should have been the
horniest bastard you ever willbe, you weren't.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
No, I just can't think weird like that, it's just
weird.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
That's where you fucking draw the line.
That's where you draw the line.
That's the line in the sand.
That's just weird.
Yeah, so you were aprofessional.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Oh yeah, that is not.
That's where the line is.
I'm fucking mind blown rightnow.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
What do?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
you mean the things you've said to me like what
indicate that that that line isnot it wouldn't even be remotely
there that would I?
I, honestly, I would expect youto say that if you ever
wrestled a girl, you'd have afull boner the whole time.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Like I would know I'm not that fucked up in the head.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Have we ever talked about the time in high school
when you got caught giving headto a guy in the locker room?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
dude, let me get some random bullshit.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I actually heard about well, if you don't want to
talk all right, all right yoI'm from mora and we knew about
that everyone's so fucking funny, it was all over.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yik yak bro remember what's that?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
well, that's why you didn't know about it.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
You didn't have yik yak, you didn't know that, we
knew dude, I'm not fucking, Iain't even going to get into
this fucking shit.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I've never fucked a guy.
All right, willie.
Well, since you're not givingus much and the people are
probably bored at this point, Iwanted to do a little bit of a
trivia with you just to see,because it's been a while since
the first episode and you aren'tthe best at trivia.
I'm not trying to throw youunder the bus, I'm just speaking
facts.
(19:32):
So here is one last time foryou to redeem yourself.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
How many questions we're just going to run through
10.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Okay, this is 10 year old trivia.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
For 10 year olds, oh fuck.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It's actually animal trivia I think about in 8 years,
Barrett will be able to answerthese Seven All right Seven,
holy shit.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Let's go in with a layup.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
What is a doe?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
That's a female, but like deer.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, that's pretty fucking simple, all right, all
right, a little more heat here.
What is a baby sheep called?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
A lamb.
Yeah, two for two All right,all right.
Show you how it's fucking done.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
How many legs does an octopus have?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
None, None.
An octopus legs.
They have tentacles.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
How many tentacles do they have?
They?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
have legs and the tentacles are attached to them,
so that is incorrect.
What, yep?
I mean, I probably would havejust, and the tentacles are
attached to them.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
So that is incorrect.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
What Yep I mean?
I probably would have justanswered the question correctly.
Shut the fuck up.
Don't look at me like I'm thecrazy one for not knowing how
many legs an octopus has.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Beans, are you ready for your next question?
So it would be eight, right?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
You already got it wrong, because I told you the
answer.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Oh, you did.
I didn't even hear you.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Beans, the baby of which animal is called a joey, a
roo, yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
I'll give you a roo.
That's acceptable.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I'm not a huge fan of your slang of it, but fair
enough.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Roo bitch.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
What does a panda eat ?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Hold on, I'm trying to think of it, bamboo.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, my boy is leveling the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
He said, don't be an anticipation build.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I don't know why, but I was thinking of a baboon.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Completely different areas.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Which animal cannot jump what?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
There's only one land animal.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Which is the only land animal that cannot jump A
fucking elephant, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Are you serious, my boy?
I bet that motherfucker coulddo a hippity skip hop, though.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
You know what I'm saying he could get some air.
I'm going to hit you with ahard one.
How many eyes does a spider?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
have?
Yeah, for fuck's sake, youthink I know they got like 10
million, don't they?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
your answer 10 million.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
That's what you want to go with.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
No, hold on, they got like two eyes, but then they
got like a bunch of littlefucking reflectors and shit,
don't they Two.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I would probably consider them eyes, two eyes.
The answer is eight.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
They have eight fucking eyes.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Some actually have fewer and they have six.
A little fun fact for thepeople.
All right Beans for your lastquestion.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I definitely knew that shit For all the money.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
No.
How long does it take for asloth to digest its food?
Oh my God.
Is it A one day?
Is it B one month?
Is it B one month Is?
It C two weeks B, Is it D fourhours?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
B.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
You locking that in?
Yeah, the answer is two weeks.
Fuck, that's pretty close,though I'm sorry Beans.
Beans is still Beans actuallygot a little smarter.
I'm going to give him a littlebit of credit there.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Thank you, dude.
I thought of a fun fact in themiddle of that trivia and I just
need to tell you guys about it.
You know that hippos can't swim.
What?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh yeah, they bounce.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Hippos can't swim they run on the bottom of the
fucking lake.
They're too dense to swim.
They don't float.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Is it a lake or a river?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
It's whatever the fuck he's in.
What do you mean?
Don't they also sleep downthere too?
They'll go up grab air andsleep.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah, they can jump up and grab air and then go back
down.
I don't know if they sleep.
Damn really, they jump.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
They spring off like astronauts off the bottom.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
You ever seen Madagascar?
Uh, watch out.
Shut up dude, all right, moto,moto, moto, moto likes dude I.
I just watched a video,actually yesterday, of this
hippo running up on this boat,grabbing their motor and just
ripping it clean off seriouslythat's the scariest these
motherfuckers are nothing tofuck with.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I'd have to throw away my underwear after that.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Dude I, Dude I kind of want to pet hippo.
That'd be badass.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Nope, no, it wouldn't Not a chance.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Would you just lock me in a cage for its entire life
Kills more people than anyother animal on Earth.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Hippos do.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Really.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Oh yeah, I don't even think it's close either.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
No, More than sharks.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
They're like a Sharks have a surprisingly low number.
Aren't they actually fast asfuck too?
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Hippos.
Yeah, yeah, it's the scariestthing of all time.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I might be wrong here , but I don't think I am.
I think bees kill more people ayear than sharks do, Probably.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Well, yeah, because people are allergic to them.
Yeah, but I'm saying that's howlow of a number.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Wow, that's how low of a number sharks are, ian.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Beans knows one fact Fucking dumb, fucking idiot.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Fucking.
Logan said the fact and then hesaid you're a dumb fuck for
thinking that who's?
Logan, logan Hable.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
Ew, don't call him Logan, callhim fucking Hable, I'll call him
whatever the fuck.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
I want, I don't want a goddamn adult, stupid fuck.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Jesus Christ Beans.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I can't wait to get rid of Mitch dude.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Well, moral of the story on our last episode of
Beans World, the Beans Worldfinale.
Beans was a hungover piece ofshit.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Didn't say very many funny things, but we are glad he
is here.
Dude, I came in hot likechilling at the stew and was in
a good mood, but I think sittinghere just realizing this is the
last one made me sad.
Damn, damn.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
You needed this.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
That was great Beans Mitch.
Thank you so much for coming infor this finale.
Yeah anytime, dude, we alwaysappreciate one of the most
requested, anticipated guests ofBeans World history.
Abel, is this your firstepisode of Beans World, no.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Of Bean World, of Beans World, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Well, congratulations on being on the finale, Beans.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Take us out.
I got to go to AA after this.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Hit us with the Bean's World, oh.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Bean's World.
Bean's World, you got an animalfact.
Oh shit, no, I don't.
What animal has the largestcock?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
That's not a fact.
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