Gulf of America, Teacher Identifies as a Cat, & Bonnie Blue

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Live from Pine City.
It's Friday night.
Should we do our intros likethat?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, we should actually, from now on, boys,
we're here in the studio backagain with Bean Boy.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's good to have you back, brother.
It's good to be back.
Bean Chan dude, he's a man.
How do?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
you guys feel, now that we're sitting here north of
the Gulf of America, I saw thatI thought it was a joke.
I literally thought it was ajoke, until I saw someone posted
a screenshot of Google Maps andI saw it said Gulf of America.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I was like whoa, I still thought it was a joke.
I had to go in and see it formyself.
Same, I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I really loved the idea, especially during the
inauguration speech I was likeyeah, I was one of those people
that was like why isn't the Gulfof America we?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
do have more coastline than any other place,
but it is.
I mean, if you think about it,we are the Americas.
North America, it's the Gulf ofAmerica.
It's not like we just call theUSA United States of America,
but Trump brainwashing has beenworking on America.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Educated white man?
I don't think it's like.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's not like the Gulf of USA.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, no, I see what you mean I don't think it's as
bad as North America Gulf ofAmerica.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, yeah, it's in.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
North.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
America.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's also kind of a pointless thing to do.
I didn't really understand.
No, we.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh yeah, here we go, here we go, well, all right.
Well, give us your real opinionon here.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I see you've been real opinionated on facebook
lately.
Dude, you're taking the stance,you're taking the stance of a
55 year old man dude.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah, sharing the trump article after trump
article that's all I do.
Pretty much I go.
It's funny because I just pissa lot of people off a lot of
people.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I don't know.
Dude, you're pretty easilytriggered yourself.
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
That's why I just don't even look at the comments,
I just quit looking at him likeif he had a free post.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Have you made any enemies since this election?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
and you going all crazy on the facebook no, not
that I meant in person, but I'msure there's some that really
hate me, are you?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
someone who keeps track of your friend.
Count on facebook fuck.
No, oh, I was gonna ask do youthink that you've been
unfriended by a lot of peoplebecause of these things you're
sharing?
I could care less oh hard assyeah

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I like it, dude, stand on business, stand on,
that's just like when samunfriended me, I didn't give a
shit did you really?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I at one point I'm definitely happy rightfully so
he just doesn't want to seeTrump articles 24-7.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
So Will are you the type of guy that sees the
headline of the article andreads the whole thing and agrees
with it and shares it?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Oh, I just read whatever the little clip is.
You just read the headline yeah, yeah, yeah, basically yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Basically.
What if you're sharing Barrymemes this whole time, Like you
click into the link and it'sthat dude with the hammer.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Oh, fuck, yeah, I should start looking, dude,
could you imagine?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
my mom opens that or something that was Sam.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Sam's dad hit his grandma with one, didn't he,
yeah, he hit my mom with itBecause it was the COVID one and
he's like holy shit it hit us.
Oh my God, because it was thecovid one and he's like holy
shit, it hit us.
Oh my god, that was such a goodtime.
I miss all those going around,see beans.
I'm surprised you haven'tgotten into the whole social
security fraud, dude, that's abig deal around town.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
There was one person 360 years old.
How the fuck is that evenpossible?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
the numbers are pretty crazy.
I actually got I got a few ofthem for us here, so they found
that people deceased between 120to 129 3.4 million.
People are collecting socialsecurity from 130 to 139 3.9
million.
140 to 149 3.5 million and 150to 159 1.3 million.

(03:49):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
So I see a lot of people trying to debunk this and
I just want to say I'm stupidas hell.
I don't know any.
I don't know any better eitherway, but I see a lot of people
sharing.
I saw this one specificallythat said, like funeral director
here, you cannot collect socialsecurity once you're dead
because we send a form, blah,blah, blah.
But also that's if they sendthis form, because I personally

(04:15):
know a lady who collected herdead mom's social security for
years and got caught and got afelony really, and it was a huge
deal because their family ishuge hunters.
Was it worth it?
I mean, I would assume notobviously not facing prison like
not a lot I mean I guess Idon't even know.

(04:35):
I mean let's say it's, let'ssay it's low, let's say it's 800
a month.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
I mean that's yeah, hundred dollars that you're
collecting over the span ofyears that adds up, but it is
like you know that amount ofmoney worth going to prison for.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I mean, if you spread it out over 20 years, maybe I'm
telling you right now richplumber boy if you didn't have
shit to your name, that $800every month would mean the
fucking world to you, man.
I worked at a bank in Bemidjiin college and I'm not kidding,
I'm pretty sure it's the thirdof every month they release
social security when when thedoors would open at nine, there

(05:11):
would be a line out the fuckingdoor getting that social
security to cash immediately.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
For some people, this is everything to them yeah, for
sure, if that's all you have, Ithink that's everything.
But it's also like you.
You know $9,600 a year.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
But you, I mean you got to figure $800, dude, that's
all of your gas and groceries,that's all of your like normal
day-to-day stuff, probably forthe whole month.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
That's a weekend at Misty's Especially for beans.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, that's a day at Misty's for beans.
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
I don't know.
I think if you got bills, 800bucks don't get you too far.
Yeah, no, I don't.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I don't disagree, but that's honestly unrelated to
like is this a real problem ornot?
Yeah, I'm just saying.
I personally know someone whogot caught doing it so like how
many other people that I?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
don't know are doing.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
It are doing that if I know one, there's probably a
hell of a lot more, yeah dude.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I actually I have a buddy.
He was on so he's got like somedistant family members that
there's a little beef with andhe was on to them.
They he knew like they werecollecting social security from
from the grandpa that wasinvolved in the family and it
was like this whole thing.
He was trying to debunk themystery, spending all this time
researching.
He brought it up to his dad,his.

(06:22):
His dad was like you're fuckingcrazy, dude, there's no way
this is true.
Well then, all this releases andhis dad calls him and he's like
I'm sorry, man, this is crazy,I did not see this coming.
And I think a lot of people arehaving a lot of come to moments
where they're like, holy shit,they have been doing this, you

(06:45):
know, and it's kind of it'sopened up the game a little bit,
opened up that conversation,because that's dude, that's like
you know, speaking of prison,like it.
I think it all comes down tohow long you're doing it,
because if all of a sudden theyfind catch you after 10 years
you've taken 40 grand, 50 grand,like that, they're not gonna
let that go lightly and thiscould be a big deal.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, I mean, if it's a felony to do it one time,
what kind?
What are they going to try tohit you with if you've been
doing this for 10 years too?
Like they're not going to takeit lightly?
No, it's not going to be likeoh, he accidentally did that or
she accidentally did that.
It's like they knew exactlywhat they were doing so is that
like the same as launderingmoney?
Then in a way, no, no, I don't,I would assume not, you think

(07:24):
it'd be like different chargesthough well, the money is
legally coming to you, but it'sjust you're not legally able to
cash it.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yeah, it's literally fraud, yeah I was gonna say, I
could ask gangster granny, shemight know some yeah, is she
getting social security?
No, but she's out of theslammer dude why is she?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
not she got out of the bin yeah, dude, dude,
gangster Granny's home.
Oh, dude, congratulations.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
For those that don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Your grandmother was in prison.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, for a year.
Well, just like 363 days orsomething.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Dude, that's crazy.
What'd she go in for again?

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Laundering money.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
See Will, only knows laundering.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Dude, okay, it was the romance scam.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
So it's top of mind for Will right now.
It was the romance scam, butstill it's fucking crazy.
I know very little but it'smind-blowing A 69-year-old lady
just throwing in the slammer.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Was she aware that she was laundering?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Oh dude, the FBI told her after a couple years or
whatever, because we thought shewas done talking to these guys
or whatever the romance scamtalking to these guys or
whatever the romance game, yeah,and then the fbi was like hey,
we're on you, we know whatyou're doing.
She worked for them for alittle bit.
Next, you know, she said fuckthe fbi.
I'm like what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
she, she, she, double crossed, double cross the dude.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, that is gangster it's fucking yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
And then as soon as I get in there, like a month
later, my mom's like oh, comevideo chat.
Yeah, they call me gangstergranny in here and I'm like
really Pretty fucking badass.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Did she get fucked with in there at all?
No, probably not.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
She said people were very respectful of her because
she was like an elder.
You know, they respect eldersand they're pretty good.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
no-transcript I don't know, dude, I have watched a
lot of 60 days in and I'm prettyconvinced I could use my
business skills to run like I'mnot saying I could hit a state
prison or, yeah, you know, afederal prison, but like a
county jail, I think I could runthese motherfuckers do you guys

(09:31):
?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
uh, fun fact you know , fetty wop is in sandstone dude
.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, my brother was just telling me that yeah we
should go, we should get aninterview through the, through
the glass.
That would be sick, that'd beno, we could start a new like
podcast playlist called throughthe glass.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh, that would be sick.
We could start a new podcastplaylist called Through the
Glass.
Oh my god, we'd just interviewmoney launderers, murderers.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I wish Gangster Granny was still in.
Would she be on?
Tell her to go back, she's gotan ankle monitor right now.
Tell her to go outside her zonea little bit.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
She can go outside her zone a little bit.
They'll put her back in for anight.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
No, she had a call just to come hang out for a
couple hours at my mom's house.
They're pretty fucking.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Dude, that's pretty sick that your kid has a great
grandma that went to prison.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
I know, I don't even have to go to prison.
My grandma did for him.
You thought, you had to.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
It.
You thought you had to.
Yeah, it's a requirement of adad.
Show them who's boss you know.
They do say the prison bugskips two generations.
Your kid's fucked.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
The prison bug.
I was unaware of this bug thatwas going around.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Oh, you don't know about the prison bug brother.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
No, I don't Fuck you.
You're up next, dude.
Dude, speaking of prison bug.
Okay, it's completely unrelatedto prison bug, but this just
made me think of it for somereason.
There's this teacher inAustralia, queensland, Australia
, that is, uh, identifying as acat and she makes her students
like purr and shit to be able toget what they want.

(10:56):
Like, can I go to the bathroom?
Like you have to purr first,and shit like that, Fuck yeah.
And uh, she's like beinginvestigated right now for like
forcing this on the kids.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Oh yeah, that's hilarious.
Who the fuck wants to just youknow, purr, who the fuck just
wants to do that.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
I mean, I'd be all about it if it was like you get
extra credit or something.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'd be purring.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
I'd be meowing and shit, get a little pee-pee tug.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
No fucking way, dude, I can't even imagine you would
resist if I had one of thosefreaks as my fucking teacher?
Like seriously, dude, let'sbreak.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
You're drawing the line here no, this is exactly
where I draw the line.
I don't care what repercussionscould ever come from talking
shit on furries, because thatshit's fucked like this isn't
even really furries, though thisis not like a character like
she oh, dude, she thinks she's acat.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
That's a furry.
It might not have some fuckingno, because like a furry is like
an anime cartoon style animalfull body outfit.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
This is like a person who legitimately wants to be a
cat I can't tell if it's hersituation then is better or
worse, because then it's like italmost makes me think it's a
little more deep, like damn, shereally has some serious fucking
mental problems.
Someone hurt her for suresomeone identified?

Speaker 3 (12:08):
some people really do .
Have you seen the wolf pack oninstagram?

Speaker 2 (12:11):
yes, it's hilarious.
It's like that ginger guy withthe glasses.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, and he's like.
This is my alpha bow for your.
And then he was like this isyou know?
Uh, this is, this is the queen.
And he points at her.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
There's the alpha, there's the beta, there's yeah
the house wolf there's thecaregiving wolf, I'm all in that
is hilarious and if you don'trefer to him as alpha, again
we're gonna have a fucking whatis he?

Speaker 3 (12:37):
what is the ginger?
He is the elf?
No, he's not.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
He said I've it goes back and forth they fought for
an alpha spot at one point.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Sometimes they arm wrestle for it, for sure.
Why do I?

Speaker 4 (12:48):
feel like you two just go through that whole
instagram page just fuckingwatching this was my costco guys
before the costco guys.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, that was my yeah, and they kind of remind me
of the monster tattoo guys theyremind me, boy, what I hate to
be the guys that mess with us.
Oh, dude, I love your thing.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
They'll play like extreme hide-and-seek and shit
and the alpha will be the seekerevery time.
It's pretty badass man.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
What's extreme hide-and-seek.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Oh dude, just like outside, you can hide anywhere.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
They'd be climbing into trees and shit.
You think they only do doggy.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Extreme that's crazy, you know.
I would think that that makesthe most sense.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I feel like Alpha, though he's kind of got that
primal fucking energy.
I bet he switches it.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Alpha will flip him around.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I could see he definitely eats box and he's
probably the best at it.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
I would think the beta wolf eats box.
What is it that's a good point?
Do they all live?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
in the same house together.
Yeah, they must rent a housetogether or something.
Imagine being the landlord ofthat place.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
That's what I was going to say, dude.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
He comes and knocks on the door.
I'm just picturing this in herelike, hey, you think I can get
my rent.
What's the password?
I'm so sorry, let me go getalpha.
You, let me go get.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Alpha, you were talking to the queen about rent.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
If you have a problem , you come to me.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
You think there's ever a scenario like that has to
be Dude.
I heard.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Alpha talking about.
He's working on building up hismoney.
They're trying to get in morepeople to their wolf pack and he
wants to build a compound forthem.
He's making big moves, dude.
Honestly, he's top five guessthat we could possibly land.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
We should try to score.
I'm totally in.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Shoot him a dm dude alpha is insane.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Shoot him a dm.
Let's get this guy on the pot.
I don't even care if it'sremote or we can go to him it
would be totally worth it.
We do a day in the life I woulddefinitely go with a day in the
life walk through of the house,we got to see the sleeping
situation.
We got to see the eatingsituation.
They're pecking order, likewhen they make dinner.
Does like, does the alpha getto eat first?

(14:53):
Kind of situation.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
There is like they.
They do it pretty legit.
They try to keep the wolf packintact and in pretty legitimate,
like I is there really peoplelike this out there in our world
?

Speaker 3 (15:07):
we're just talking about you.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Gotta watch crazy dude, you gotta go go watch wolf
pack.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Well yeah, come back with some knowledge.
What the fuck is wrong?
Do you think that this was ascenario like they learned about
wolves in third grade and thatjust fucking stuck with them?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
I don't know, man, because there's another trend
too where it's like it's thatit's a song and I don't know if
it's from like a movie or ananime show, but it's where it's
like I'm the alpha, I'm theleader yeah yeah yeah, and then
they like they all and they runup and then they like, do the
run together, dude.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Oh my, and then they'll roar.
I've seen them roar before.
Oh, they'll have a good howl,yeah love it, I fucking love it
that's the thing, like I'vealready thought about it.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
When I have kids, I'm going to have multiple and I'm
going to try cool shit with them.
I want to have a micro-dosingson or daughter I'm open to
either or I want to have a furrychild, but he's going to get
his kids taken away before heeven has them, literally.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Well, that's the thing you are never watching
Bear Bear you got to leave themto let them do what they want.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
But if I can direct them in a cool way and like, why
can't?

Speaker 2 (16:07):
you give your kids drugs.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's my fucking kid.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah, there's no reason at all.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
I can't think of one bad reason why.
Yeah, maybe, Sam, you knowthat's crazy Mushrooms are
natural dude Like you guys.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Just watch, I'm one of the smartest fucking kidpies
that he's ever seen.
Yeah right, dude, fucking, fuckyou.
Dude Speaking of absoluteanimals.
I want to talk about BonnieBlue dude.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
I've had her stuck in my head all fucking day.
Will do you know who that?

Speaker 4 (16:38):
is oh dude, if I was over there I would have took one
for the team.
Okay so.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
I just found out who Bonnie Blue was recently.
What about the other one?
What's?
Her friend Lily.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Phillips, but what does that have to do with Bonnie
Blue?
Apparently she's pregnant.
No, so Bonnie Blue is pregnant.
Lily Phillips, she appeared inthe woodwork.
She's like the fake Bonnie Blue.
She just happened to announceher pregnancy right after Bonnie
Fuck Lily.
This is about our girl, bonnie,and Bonnie went viral because
she had sex with a thousanddudes in 24 hours.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
A thousand or a hundred.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
A thousand Will, would you have done that?

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Dude, I would have For the boys.
Yes, For the boys.
What does that even mean?
What does that even mean?
What does that?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
even mean.
What the fuck, dude?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
No, dude so she went viral for having sex with a
thousand dudes in 24 hours.
And now she's pregnant and,like everyone's kind of looking
around.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Do they know whose it is Bro so.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I've looked up and down the internet dude.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Is she actually pregnant or is this?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
apparently in her.
Her big thing now is she wantsto actually have the the world's
largest live birth on instagram.
Like the most views on a livebirth, either instagram or only
fan, she's working out thetweaks immediately profiting off
.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Yeah, put it behind a paywall.
Yeah, what?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
the hell.
That's what she wants to have.
Dude, that's crazy, her birthlive on camera.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
What?

Speaker 2 (18:10):
a good person.
You can follow me on PatreonDude that's her thing, so she
goes like she's done a couple ofthese.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
She's only done the thousand guys one time, but
she's done a few hundred rips.
You know where she, where shegoes to like a, a high-end um
spring break destination spot.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Oh, she just gets all these college kids no, you know
what, now that you say this, Ihave heard of this because I saw
I saw a clip of her explainingthat she goes to these places
with like a ton of dudes andjust says, like well, they did
the hunter, whoever wants in onthis, like line up bonnie, right
, they did the hunter together afew times right.
Because that's how they startedor something I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
I just seen it on TikTok one day.
What side of TikTok are you on?
Mostly just media, media.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Will's TikTok is just Trump boobs, Trump boobs, Trump
boobs.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
It's not even boobs dude, it's literally just Trump,
trump, ice, ice, trump, trump,border boobs.
Nah, it's not even boobs, dude,it's literally just Trump,
trump, ice, ice, trump, trump,border border, all that bullshit
.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah, okay, but Lily and Bonnie are not either one of
those topics?

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yeah, they just pop up randomly.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
I don't know why it's tough because we give Beans
shit about not talking on thepod and then when he talks it's
like fuck, fucking, go back toold Be beans.
God damn it yeah.
I know, don't let him push youdown Will.
I'm just kidding dude, I'm justtrying to get you fired up.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Next time can I come see Bear Fuck yourself, but I
just love when you chip in onsomething and then know nothing
about it.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
That's like my favorite.
Here's the problem.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
That is my favorite when he comes over to visit Bear
.
You got he's going through aconcert.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
You got to make sure he doesn't have any drugs on him
.
I already do no weapons on him.
I tell him to go back to thetruck.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Leave it in the truck , fine.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
That is something I was wondering.
Is it fucked up to play withthe kid high?
Is that normal?
I don't even know Is the kidhigh, or are you high Me?

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Okay, no, I don't think.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
You're just chilling, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
I see why, when you are high, it could definitely
fuck with you while you're high.
I don't know I think Joe Roganhad a bit about this.
I think he had a bit aboutplaying with his kids.
High he was like I just like mykids more when I'm high so I'm
just always high around my kids.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Cody was saying that off camera.
He actually said it's the onlytime he can stand his kids.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, I definitely did not say that off camera, but
I don't know.
I don't think that it's rightbecause you can't really fully
be in the moment.
If it's your kids, I would sayno.
If it's a friend's kids, Iwould say it's kind of
acceptable.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
I think it's fine.
Oh, if it's kind of acceptable,I think it's fine.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Oh, if it's a friend's kid, 100 percent.
Be as high as you'resituational.
You know you shouldn't be likethrowing them up in the air and
shit, you know.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
But well, and as long as you're not the main tear
care giver at the time, like ifI was babysitting a kid and was
getting high, that's a wholeanother fucking bag of worms to
get into, but like, if I'm justcoming in to fucking let her rip
, if I'm not the one bringinghim to the hospital, uncle Sam
always looks like he's crying.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Just hang on here, I'm gonna go smoke.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Uncle Sam smells like skunk.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
I don't know man.
Yeah, that was true the otherday, Fuck.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Skunk.
If you walked in your placesmelling like a skunk or what?

Speaker 4 (21:22):
dude, he's pretty good about it I?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
I doubt it because that's like a serious problem I
have and I don't know like well,every time you come, my dad
comes downstairs.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
What does he say to you?
Every time my dad comesdownstairs, what does he say?

Speaker 1 (21:34):
it switches periodically, but it typically
has something to do with my eyesor my smell, or he, he actually
had to tell me one day he'slike.
You know you can.
You can smoke weed and be highhere.
You don't have to hide it likeit's not a big deal I was like
holy shit, fuck.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, thanks for the thanks for letting me run with
it, you do sometimes, I thinksometimes, if you're smoking all
the time, you don't uhrecognize the smell not just you
, but anyone in general yeahsometimes I'll walk in the
studio and sam and i's desks arelike what would you say?
Like 50 feet apart yeah, Icould just walk in the front
door and I'll just get hit andI'm like whoa sam's here what do

(22:15):
you, what do you guys think thepercent is of?

Speaker 3 (22:17):
like?
You know, when you're a kid andyou're trying to hide the weed
smell from your parents, or youcome home, high eyes are red or
something.
How many parents do you thinkabsolutely know that you're
fried and they just let it go?
They know, they just don't wantto know I mean that's all
situational for sure, like if Iwould have the older I get the
older I get, the more.
I think parents know when theirkid is high and they're just

(22:38):
like ah do I really want to dealwith this tonight?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
yeah, yeah I would say it depends on the parent,
because if my dad smelled thatand I came home, I dude, I would
have not had a good night forsure I was always.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
I would always use the campfire excuse.
You know I was around a bonfire.
Yeah, I was around a bonfire.
My eyes are red.
It smells no, your eyes okay,yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess kind,
of, I'm just really tired.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, I think that's like the classic excuse, right
dude me having contacts.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
That one helped out too because if I was high and
someone's like oh, your eyeslook all like if they were
innocently like oh, your eyeslook red.
She's like oh yeah, my contactsare giving me a hell of a time
today.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yes, dude, another one that was crazy that worked
for me is my parents.
I'd come home drunk and theywere okay with it, but if I came
home high that would have beennot good A big deal.
So they'd say to me like oh,your eyes are kind of right.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I'd be like, yeah, I'm hammered.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Then they'd be like okay.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
And then that was fine, I'm hammered and I drove
but.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I drove, but I didn't smoke weed, yeah, so it's okay.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
I had one of my buddies shout out Sniff.
Same shit in high school.
If he came home and he was high, it was the end of the world.
One time his mom threw a crossat him because she found some in
his pocket.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
I remember that that was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
But he would come home and his dad would be like
what's up with you?

Speaker 3 (24:03):
And he'd be like I had like six beers on the ice,
like what the fuck?
Dude, they're okay with thatanswer?

Speaker 2 (24:05):
yeah, that's fine oh, thank god, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
We thought it was drugs, yeah I've been on like a
big fuck alcohol pro weed kick,which I know it sounds ironic
I'm drinking a beer, but I'vebeen.
I've been really on this kickand my dad loves beers and he
can't smoke because of his joband so like I'll start talking
shit about alcohol being likeI'm just sick of it ruining
people's lives.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
As he's got a beer in his hand.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
He gets so defensive from it and I realize, oh people
that love alcohol, they don'treally like when people talk
shit about it.
I was always a pro-alcohol guy.
It never hit me like that.
Don't disrespect my beer.
He'd be like so you can justget all fucking high at 10 am,
but god forbid, I crack a beer Iwas like yes, that's loser

(24:50):
behavior yeah, that is weird howthat is perceived.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I feel like it's more acceptable for a stoner to be
high all day than it is for adrunk to be wasted all day.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
I feel like sam is always gonna play devil's
advocate, though yeah, like evenif sam was off the weed and he
was just drinking and someonewas smoking maybe, like it just
makes you fucking lazy not doingit as a beer, and it would
always be the opposite.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
You guys smoke that pussy shit still yeah, you'd
always be devil's advocate ohyeah, 100 yeah, 100 do you?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
do you think that stoners are higher functioning
than alcoholics?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh fuck, yeah, you know it really in general,
absolutely, but I do think thatweed, especially if you don't
have any sort of tolerance, itfucking ruins your day.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Like weed is a crazy thing if you haven't built up a
tolerance for the last 10 years.
Mm-hmm, like weed is a crazything if you haven't built up a
tolerance for the last 10 years,and so for me, I.
I can smoke a fucking joint inthe morning and function my
entire day like nothing happened.
I can go talk to a customerface to face, but some like
somebody like like beans if hesmoked a joint he ain't going
anywhere, he's not drivinganywhere.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
His day is done so.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
So, like I can see how, like, if you don't have
this, this tolerance that you'vebeen working on for fucking a
decade, you have a differentidea of how it affects you yeah,
definitely, it's a, it's ahundred, it's 180 degrees
different, dude, because I Iused to be the same way I could.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
I'd wake up in the morning, smoke, go to the gym,
smoke throughout the day.
It's like a little mood raiser.
Every time it was great, and assoon as I really slowed down on
smoking weed.
Now, if I hit a oney, I'm likeI'm not doing anything.
Today, I'm eating, everythingI'm eating everything and then
immediately passing out on thecouch yeah, it's, it's
completely different.
So so to someone who hasn'tsmoked weed a lot and they maybe

(26:40):
smoke once or twice they'relike this shit just makes you
lazy.
It's like yeah for you no doubt, or they're like.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
I took two hits off that shit.
It fucked up my night.
I could drink 20 beers yeah,and they're not wrong.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I think at a certain point we all have to realize.
It is just like alcohol, fromthe standpoint of it, affects
everyone differently we all knowI've I've never seen anyone hit
their girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah, true.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
No, what I'm saying is like the effects are
different for everyone.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Don't be doing that.
That's some bullshit.
Don't even be doing that.
That's so fucked up.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Vince has never assaulted anyone, especially his
girlfriend.
No, what the fuck?
I lost my whole train ofthought.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
I'm sorry, buddy.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I was thinking you know, like we all know, someone
who cannot handle liquor.
Yeah, Like you give them oneshot, two shots, and they're
done Like they're not even funto be around.
They suck or they start pukingright away, whatever but then we
also know people who can slam20 beers and they're just fine.

(27:44):
Same thing when it comes tosmoking.
We all know one person that canhit a oney and they're passed
out for the rest of the time.
So we know, like, don't letthis guy smoke because it'll
ruin everyone else's night.
Versus.
Obviously the repercussions area lot different, because you're
not going to get someoneripping off their shirt,

(28:04):
stealing things in the barbecause they're high.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Well, dude, and that's the thing is why I'm on
my big fuck alcohol kick is.
It's a me problem, and it tookme a while.
I was thinking about this.
For weeks I thought it wasalcohol that was the enemy.
It was just.
I can't handle alcohol as wish,as much as I'd like, and I'm
not the type of guy.
I'm never a mean drunk.
I never.
I never do very regrettableshit unless I say something

(28:31):
cringy as fuck.
But like it, the shame that Iwould get the next day from just
drinking, even if it was anormal night, that that hangover
anxiety mixed with just acouple cringy conversations from
the night before.
You know it just killed me andthen I'm a terrible hungover
person, like if I I get bombedtonight.

(28:52):
Tomorrow is 80 in bed like Iwould be surprised if I got my
day running before the sun wentdown, you know like yeah I.
I had a summer where I Iremember like laying in bed in
the in the fall and being likeholy fuck, I'm pretty sure
there's less than five saturdayswhere I actually did something

(29:15):
besides cure my hangover andthen go get drunk again and I
just I felt like I wasted awhole summer and that that's
what really kicked it off.
Plus, I fucking couldn't savemoney to save my life just a
couple years.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Figure it out was that when we're on the dual
little yeah, I would say it was.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
It was leading into the 2024.
It was.
That was big year for me whenit came to drinking.
Like that's where I changed myhabits.
I mean.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
For me it's like forced into not drinking as much
.
Now, having kids like it's atotally different thing.
Like I'm not going out late ona friday night or a saturday
night because I know I gotta beup at five, six in the morning
no matter what, unless if it's aplanned event that you've had,
you know, for right.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah, it's a whole different ordeal.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, yeah, and even then like some sorry beans even
now like if we have a nightlined up most of the time, if
it's like shit, the kids aren'there, damn, we're just gonna
stay in, we're gonna catch up onsome sleep, we're not going out
yeah, literally nine o'clockrolls around.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
I'm already fucking cooked, even with my weekends
without bear, I'm just like notdoing nothing out, just sleep.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
We're all getting old dude, yeah, we're all getting
these two, they're just fuckingstill young.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
I don't get it.
Yeah, I don't get it either no,dude, I I fucking.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
I remember my buddy diggy was like telling me like
yeah, man, you know, I just thisdrinking thing, I realized it's
not really for me.
I still like kind of coming inthe bar for a little bit seeing
the buddies, but I've just, I'mnot really about it anymore and
at the time I was like what areyou fucking gay?
Like what the fuck you don'twant to?
I thought, I truly believe thatif you just hit the bar on the

(30:58):
weekends, that was, you werefucking behaving yourself.
There was nothing wrong withthat.
You worked during the week, youplayed during the weekends, and
then, yeah, then it just kindof hit me like, oh fuck and you
know I'm not even going to lieto you I started listening to
podcasts where they'd be like doyou think of the most
successful people you know?
Do any of them hit the barevery single weekend?

Speaker 2 (31:21):
and like I was just thinking about it, holy fuck
dude I.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I took the red pill and it changed my life.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Dude I have a good question for you guys.
Have you ever had a night ofdrinking where you know you made
a fool out of yourself like youknow, you did every weekend you
know you made a fool out ofyourself and that made you not
touch alcohol for like months noyou never had that, so this is
what pisses me off aboutfuckface mcgee.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
He is the.
He's burt kreischer dude.
Burt talks about this all thetime, no matter how drunk he
gets.
He's saying still the samefucking dude.
That's cody.
I don't understand it.
He can drink with us all night.
Keep up with them.
Never does anythingembarrassing.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
You never see any videos of him acting like a fool
for myself I mean, there'sdefinitely videos out there of
me doing dumb shit, but neveranything that's like.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Oh, I really regret that oh, there's a lot of dude
that sucks.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Nothing's worse than when you wake up with just high
a highlight reel of cringy.
I love you, mans, throughoutthe night.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
You know where it's like you tried.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
You tried to make a joke to somebody and they just
it bombed hard.
And they're like who the fuck'sthis weird guy?
And it's just running throughmy head.
The next day.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah, I mean, I've definitely had those nights
where it's like you have theheart to heart with someone, but
I don't ever think of it ascringy because like if they're
also doing the same thing.
Then it's like I don't feellike this is one side.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
I've been the drunkest one at a party before
and then you know the next day.
All you remember is like clips,like you have like two second
clips of like things you did ohand you're and you're just like
I'm like you're so embarrassedyou don't.
You wake up in the morning.
You get out before anyone elsewakes up.
You don't want to see anyone.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
You don't want to talk to anyone because you know
you were annoying and completelyagree actually I just thought
of the one time that I did makean absolute ass of myself
because I was the only drunkperson at this place oh it was
my buddy's uh, my buddy's genderreveal.
He was like the first one ofour friends to have a kid and

(33:20):
we're sitting at this genderreveal I didn't know um, his
girlfriend's parents and I'msitting in this group of like,
say, 15 of us, and this wasright when bush light ice or
bush ice had come up it was likesix percent the black can yeah,
yeah and so I'm slamming thesethings.
I'm on a weekend home fromcollege and I'm slamming these

(33:42):
things and I'm literally theonly drunk person there, and God
, I'm going to forget how Iworded this.
I told him.
I said there's no differencefrom telling your girlfriend's
parents we're trying for a kid,as in also telling them I'm
cream pieing your daughter on aday.

(34:03):
And I said this in this group.
No one laughed and I'm like,damn, that was good.
And I get a elbow in the ribs,you know.
And I look over at her otherbuddies like dude, what the fuck
.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
And I'm like, what, that was good dude, I got second
hand pulls me off he's dude.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
You're standing right next to her dad.
What the?

Speaker 3 (34:24):
fuck Dude, I got secondhand pain from that one.
That's bad.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
That is the one time that I can remember, because I
do think about that every oncein a while.
I'm like, oh, why did I saythat?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Oh my God, dude, I had one night where it was at
the cricket.
They had this Blaine Bunting,blaine Bunting.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, Blaine Bunting.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
He came in this dude.
He fucking always packs thehouse.
Nashville country guy and hefucking kills it, but it brings
in a crowd of a lot of localsand this night there was a bunch
of teachers in the buildingfrom our school and I woke up
with three memories ofconversations like you really
helped shape me as a kid and Ireally appreciate you for that

(35:06):
To the teachers.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
To the teachers, dude oh no dude.
Just like holy fuck, kill medude.
Yeah, that's brutal.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
That, yeah that would definitely be embarrassing.
I also called one of my old,one of my buddies.
When I was younger I was reallyclose with them and then I kind
of became a bad kid and we gotdistant and she had said some
shit to him about how hecouldn't hang out with me.
And I held those feelings and Isaw this mom at a bar one time
and she was trying to talk to melike just hey Sam, how's it
going?

(35:43):
And was it going, and I was likeactually not good.
You know, you said that dude, Igave her.
I I don't think I said alegitimate fuck you.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
But I was like gave her a look like nah you big time
, not big time, dude, dude.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
And I still think about it because I still like
connect with this buddy a littlebit, but I just I gave his mom
fuck you, dude.
I have a different buddy.
Oh my god bro.
One time we're at the bar, abunch of us friends there and
one of our buddies moms show upand that buddy wasn't there and
his mom's sitting at the bar andour buddy goes up and sits next

(36:13):
to her and he's just fuckinghammered, making a fool out of
himself.
And I still don't know what hesaid to her to this day.
Nobody knows.
But he whispered something toher and she got up and she said
give me my tab.
Looks at him and says get thefuck away from me and never talk
to me again.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Dude, just leaves the bar, holy fuck we're like, holy
fuck, we're like what'd you say?

Speaker 1 (36:37):
I don't fucking know.
I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
That's brutal actually, Beans, you got any
good embarrassing ones.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Dude, I truly don't even remember any of them.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
I just know.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
I made a fool of myself so many fucking times.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, I could see it, sam has been there.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Tyler has been there.
You've probably been there Fuck.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I remember I was at a New Year's party where no one
was really drinking.
It was under 21, obviously.
So it's at one of my friend'shouse, His family every year
they just kind of have their youknow, aunts, uncles,
grandparents, play cards, maybehave a couple of drinks, but
nobody gets like shitty, youknow.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
And I went there.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah, I went there and I remember I got a bottle of
that tin cup whiskey that'sextremely strong and I'm sure I
finished it and I just know, Iknew I made a fool.
I don't even remember what Idid, I just know I made a fool
out of myself just from thosetwo-second clips that you
remember in the morning.
I didn't drink for four monthsafter that.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Because you were so in your head about it.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
I was so in my I didn't even want to ask.
It was one of those, like Isnuck out of the house early in
the morning because they want totalk to anyone.
I was, you know, opening thecar door, puking on the way home
like you just want to forgeteverything.
I just want to forgeteverything, be like I'm never
drinking again and I didn'ttouch alcohol.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
For four months I didn't even see, I'd always just
go out the next week and Idon't know why I did.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
There's people like they don't get that shame and I
honestly am jealous of themBecause the shame Fucking wears
me down.
Same buddy that said the fuckedup shit to his mom.
We were at a Superbowl partyand, tk, you can take this over
at any time, but we're allsitting on the couch.
Game hasn't even started yet.
Everyone's sitting there havinga couple drinks and we're

(38:26):
looking at our buddy and we'relike dude, you're going to
fucking puke, get the fuck outof here, what are you doing?
And he's just sitting there.
He's like nah, fuck you, is he?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
gagging.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
He's not gagging, but this guy's famous for puking
everywhere.
He's famous for the surprisepuke.
This is his thing and everyonealways knows like dude, you're
gonna puke, get the fuck out ofhere.
Like everyone around him isalways the one to call it out.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
It's never him and he's like nope, nope, I'm good.
Nope every time and then t-cab.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
T-cab took a couple strays on this one because he's
sitting there struggling and I Ieven said I'm like I bet he
pukes within the next fiveminutes.
No shit, he looks over.
He's sitting next to t-calf, oractually there's a buffer in
the middle, yeah so well it was.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Scrat was right next to me and then our other buddy,
squall, was on the other side ofscrat and squall was trying to
talk to me.
So I put my head over hisscratched chest to hear what
squall was saying, and then Ijust felt on the whole side of
my face I felt that I had myglasses on.
I saw it splatter across thelenses and I knew right then and

(39:33):
there, if I, if I inhaled and Ismelled the smell of puke, I
was gonna, yeah, puke.
So right when I felt it my face, I just held my breath and
sprinted for the shower and justdumped my head in the tub.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Gross, gross.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
It was honestly one of the funniest things I've ever
seen.
I hate that you had to be thecollateral damage of this but I
will never forget that momentfor the rest of my life, it's
every time, every time he'sgoing to puke.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
You know he's going to puke and he always I'm good,
nope, I'm good.
And then two minutes laterpukes.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
I could tell you guys were talking about Scrat just
by the voice you guys weremaking.
Literally it was just too easyto tell.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
We should get him on.
I feel like we've talked abouthim so much.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
We've tried, we've talked about him so much.
Dude, he won't.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
We've tried, we've talked about him so much People
got to put a voice to the name.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Dude.
I blew the opportunity.
Him and I got all fuckinghammered at the local frog town
and we came up here to spend thenight and I was like, should we
record a pod?
Huh, because I ask him all thetime and he's like let's fucking
do it, and I's like, let'sfucking do it, and I'm like all
right, perfect.
I'm going to take advantage ofthis.
We're going to do an audio only.

(40:42):
And I went into your office.
There was no chips.
That I knew for sure were empty.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
There wasn't one in the board.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
I could not find one that I was comfortable with
wiping, so I was like fuck, Ican't.
We had just recorded.
I didn't know if it was the SDcard with the newest episode.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Were you guys both shit-faced?
Was this the other weekend?
That would have been ahilarious audio of both of you
guys, absolutely shit-faced,just talking to each other.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
I was in a pretty good place where I could have
ran the episode.
I still would have known what Iwas doing to set him up just to
tell the perfect stories.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Is that when he was running around on the street
saying this is fucking America,yeah, america, yelling Running
down the road, America.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
It's fucking brutal.
Yeah, we got to get him on.
Actually, speaking of this holdon, this makes me think there
was supposed to be a boxingmatch with you and him.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Scratch's chicken's out dude?
I don't know.
Scratch just won't take it.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Do you think we could still line?

Speaker 4 (41:45):
this up Ask.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Scratch, I think if there's a little bit of money
involved, that's.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
My money is definitely on Will Well.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
I think we have to get a purse.
You know, we got to get a pursefor the event for them, so they
get their money.
Yeah, the event for them, sothey get their money.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Yeah, I'm down a little bit.
I lost 10 pounds since Ihaven't gone to the gym, did you
?
Yeah, dude, I really did.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Fucking crazy.
You look like a little skinnyrat.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
I know I'm just kidding, buddy.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
What do you weigh right now?

Speaker 4 (42:11):
125.
I was 135.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
What do you think?
Scrat weighs Fuck he's like 150.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
He's like a slow leggy 150.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
You got more technique on him, so it makes it
fair yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Well, duh.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
If we can line this up, would you do it?

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Yes, All right, I told you I'm talking to the
boxing commissioner Because yourwife is a nurse, right.
What's that?
Your wife is a nurse right.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah, okay, she's not going to be there to help if
anything goes astray.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Oh fuck.
So if I'm sitting there likeshe's not going to help, me out,
yeahte or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
I'm basically a kid.
I wear a size six and a half.
Yeah, that's a good point.
If you do book an appointment,maybe you'll get a well child
with her.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Hell yeah Do you wear , like 2020, jeans 28.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
I remember before Will was a regular on the pod.
I remember he placed an orderfor swim trunks on the website.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Oh yeah, they were just a little small, they were
extra small, Extra, extra, Extra, extra small.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
And I asked him I'm like hey did you order these by
accident?
Nope, oh, because it literallysaid 28.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Who are they?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
for Me.
Oh Okay, never mind it.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Literally said I remember being like damn, I
didn't realize he was that small.
Yeah, it said 28, for I don'tknow you were quite the little
fella.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
So dainty, see, I know me too I know scrat would
want to back out of this becauseI've been at the bar with the
two of them and they get into itall the time I'll kick your ass
, fucking I'll.
Let's go outside.
I'll kick your ass and let's gooutside, I'll kick your ass.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
And every time I've seen.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Will just beat the shit out of him.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Scratch tried stepping up to me a couple of
summers ago in the cricket too.
I get up, I go to leave.
I didn't even know he wastrying to talk to me.
He gets up and stands in frontof me and puts his hand on me.
I literally just pick him up upand I moved him over to the
side and I just kept walking Idon't know what barking in my
ear.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
He leans around you.
He leans around you like thisand then fucking grabs on like
does not?
I don't know, dude.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
I don't know what the fighting thing is.
I I was at the bar one time andgetting a drink and scrat was
shit-faced and there was thisguy across the bar.
He was just jacked.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
It was huge and scratch just leans over me, goes
, think I can fucking take thatguy, and I was just like
absolutely not, not a chance.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
He was like how about ?
If me and you both.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
I was like still, no way.
Actually I was there for that.
I remember that conversation.
I remember that because Iremember being like you're out
of your fucking mind.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yeah, there's no way.
If you think you have a shot,have a shot.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
It'd take four of us to take that guy down.
Dude, why don't we just sendscrat gotta?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
get him on to hear his perspective on some of these
stories yeah, dude, I mean likeeven at on tapping the sticks,
we had the on tapping the sticksnumber two.
We had a huge fire pit and, uh,our big pallet fire and we
hadn't lit it up yet it wasn'tfully dark and I guess scrat was
talking all crazy to this groupof people and my buddy comes up
to me and he's like hey, I justwant to let you know that

(45:17):
scrat's talking about startingthat fire up himself what the
fuck?

Speaker 2 (45:22):
how and I go, how would he have even done that?
Well, there was gas that wewere using to get the other ones
and he had a lighter, becausehe always got a light.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
And I go up to him and I'm like I heard you talk
about starting up that fire.
He's like, well, somebodyfucking has to he was all I'm
like dude, if you start that,fucking, fire you it wasn't even
dark.
Yeah, dude it was like 5 pm.
If you start that fucking fire,I will kill.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Dude, the fucking fire spinning lady isn't even
here yet Wait.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
He's like we'll see.
Dude, we got to get him on.
He has to come on.
We need to all.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Just go to the bars one night with him and then just
all rip back.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I'll bring a portable version of the pod, just the
tiny recorder and four mics.
Sit him down, corner him.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Yeah, talk In a?
Yeah, talk in a booth talk.
You think he would do it?
Oh, dude, I think as long yeah,but I think he's too drunk to
really know what's going on.
That feels wrong.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Almost that's the only time you could get him to
do it, and you might not get thebest content that way.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
So it's like it's a tough situation you don't think
that would be the best con wegot?

Speaker 4 (46:27):
to interview him throughout the night, like while
he's really fucked up, justkeep going off up to him every
five minutes, like thosesorority girl videos.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
It's like hi, my name is Brittany and this is me
after one year.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I fucking hate those dude.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
I hate when girls want to have fun.
What the fuck.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Mitch is back on the pod.
Literally Just fucking pissesme off, I remember this is so
stupid.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I remember this is so stupid.
I remember when I was a littlekid I told my sister that the
song girls just want to have fun, it's just about girls wanting
to have sex like we were justlittle kids and we get in the
car and my mom like the song.
This was probably a couple dayslater but the song comes on and
she's like we can't listen tothis because Sam said it's about
sex.
I was like dude bitch snitchesbe sn, sam said it's about sex.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I was like dude bitch .

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Snitches be snitching .

Speaker 2 (47:15):
This actually does bring me back to another
embarrassing moment.
This was not drinking, but Iremember I had to have been like
shoot, eight or nine years old,m&m CD in hand and we played in
my buddy's mom's car.
We're like go to track six.
It's like you make my pee, pee,go, that doink, doink doink,

(47:35):
you know it's that song and she,just like she, literally stops
the car, pulls over.
Whose CD is this?
Everyone points right at me.
There's like three of us Pointsright at me and she's like I
don't ever want to see thisagain, hands me back the cd,
takes it out of the cd player.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Those moments right there of a friend's parent
yelling at you gives me ptsd,dude, I could not handle it.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
My parents never gave a shit what music I listened to
that's like I never thoughtlike, oh, this might not be okay
, it's weird I?

Speaker 1 (48:10):
I don't even know, because my I got in trouble all
the time.
I had a yeller dad, but then ifone of my friend's parents got
mad at me, it was like it's sodifferent buddy dude it fucked
me up.
Man, I was always on my bestbehavior at friends houses.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
I definitely wouldn't have broke out that fucking m&m
cd when I was in fourth grade Iwas actually hanging out with
scrat at scrat's house and hisfamily was over and uh, we were
playing catch with his uncle orsomething and his uncle was kind
of fucking with us and hisuncle was putting down the beers
.
But when you're a kid you don'treally realize how alcohol
affects.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
You know people especially if you don't have
drinking parents.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Yeah, because my parents didn't drink.
I've never seen my parentsdrunk so having my dad?
I didn't, I didn't know so likehe was kind of he was kind of
fucking with us in a joking way,you know, and so I was
reciprocating it back, and thenhe must have had one too many
beers and I must have saidsomething that he didn't like,
and he fucking starts justscreaming at me.

(49:08):
Just I remember him screamingat me and immediately I start
crying I started cryingimmediately and I run to the
house and I just go in thebasement.
I just hide in there and I and Iremember it must have been, it
must have been scrat's mom orsomething made him come down and
apologize to me and like I feellike he was tripping.
He's like listen, karen, I'msorry, you know.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
You know I didn't mean that back there right, yeah
, you were just, you pissed meoff a little bit like I didn't
know who he was, first timemeeting them or nothing, so it
was terrifying.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
That is scary, though .
A full-ass grown man yelling atyou.
Yeah, I there's definitely acouple times I could think, and
my parents aren't yellers.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
My parents don't drink, so it's not like I was
accustomed to any of this it was.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
You grew up in a nice house yeah, very calm house did
you guys ever have to getpicked up from a sleepover?

Speaker 4 (50:00):
dude, I never had a sleep, dude.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
I did it.
Oh, no, not, I did not, for mebeing scared, oh I.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
I was being a pussy you did, you were a pussy, you
had picked up.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Well, so for some reason in my household the word
anxiety never existed.
So, I was just a pussy forhaving anxiety.
That's just what I like.
If I was having some sort ofanxiety spell, it was just I was
being an overthinking pussy inmy house and one of my biggest
things that like was veryrepetitive throughout my life

(50:32):
when I was young is if Icouldn't fall asleep, I would
start spiraling.
It would get to the point wherethere was not a chance I was
going to fall asleep, and thelonger it took, the more I would
freak out.
And so it got me.
One time I thought my mom wasgoing to fucking kill me.
I can't even believe to thisday.
She even picked me up, but Inever even told my friend's

(50:52):
parents either so she knocked onthe door at like 11 oh, my god
and her parents were like.
I remember they were like kindof freaking out like do you guys
?
Know who's here.
What is going on?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
and it's just my mom, I'm here to get sam he's, he's
scared I told you about the timeI told a very I didn't even
know this at the time that itwas racist, but I told a very
racist joke at the dinner tableand my buddy's parents were like
stop dinner.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Oh, I think you told me.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Oh, yes, my parents had to come pick me up.
No way oh he kicked out of thehouse.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
No way.
Very religious family I wasgoing to say, weren't they
really religious?

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Yeah, we prayed before dinner.
Kind of deal.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Yeah, my parents.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
They're all telling these innocent jokes, and I grew
up at a bar.
So I tell this bar joke, notknowing it was.
I was so young, I had literallyno idea what I was saying.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
I just know.
Every time someone said it atthe bar.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
it crushed People laughed.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
It, it crushed, it crushed everyone was dying
laughing.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
So I'm like, oh, I'm gonna try this out.
And it just did not.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Oh yeah, I do, I'm not telling it.
That's so funny, I'm nottelling it.
Can you just beep it out?

Speaker 4 (51:59):
no, like the whole thing is bad.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Start to finish.
It's not good.
Yeah, they made me, you know,like hey it could be that was
unacceptable you know we're donewith dinner.
We're done, you're done.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Call your dad.
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I thought it was funny.
I was so confused I'm like whyI don't there's crushes at the
bar?

Speaker 2 (52:24):
I didn't even know that there was a separation.
I got told a couple of times insecond grade.
I pulled out.
Why are fire engines red?
I don't know.
I told this to the teacher, thesecond grade teacher.
I don't know why.
Well, you'd be red too ifsomeone was pulling on your hose
all day.
That was another one To theoffice.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Don't know what it means.
Hey, I said this joke.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Don't be teaching.
Bear this shit.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Get a list of the best bar jokes to tell Bear, so
he has some bangers forpreschool.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
You know what he said to Grandpa the other day.
Middlefinger F you.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Sam was telling me about that.
Bro, can you imagine I look?

Speaker 4 (53:07):
over and my dad's like what did you say?
And I just knew it from thechildhood, I just knew it.
I'm like I knew the look, Iheard the voice.
I'm like cooking dinner andhe's like what did you say?
And I come over, I'm like whatdid he say?
And he goes tell daddy what yousaid.
He wouldn't say it.
But then my dad's like turnaround, he goes you fl.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
I'm like what?
And his kid is two and a halftoo, you know, like just as
innocent as you can be it'scrazy that he used it in the
right way too, with some angerto it no, he doesn't know what
it means.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
He obviously doesn't know what it means was it like a
playful thing?
His tonality, I think, makesall the difference he obviously
doesn't know what it means, butit's like he learned it
somewhere not my house, becauseI don't be having people over to
eat.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Did he say it like it was a funny giddy thing, or was
it like there was some I'mstanding on business, kind of no
, just like he said it, don'tfuck with me.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
He just hears it like a conversation I guess.
But it's just like when he saysheck yeah, you can't say heck
yeah because it sounds like fuckyeah.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
So we have to say oh yeah, oh yeah, or else it's fuck
yeah, dude, honestly, I was atWillie's chilling with him and
having a filter is reallyfucking tough for me it's a lot
harder than you think, but hiskid's at the age where you can
be like hey Barrett, say anyword and he'll spit it right
back out to you.
So you know he's just takingeverything in dude, dude.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
that's hard not to use that to your advantage.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
What did we say to call Scrat the other day?
Not Trans Billy, because thatone was too far.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Uncle Swirly, yeah, uncle.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Swirly.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
And he said it.
He's like Uncle Swirly, dudethat's a lot of power to have
and not have fun with it Dude.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
He straight up calls him Uncle Scrat.
He's actually Uncle.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Scrat I was running through a few nicknames with him
.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
He kills the Uncle Scrat every time we gotta get
Bear on the pod.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
He's so crabby today, dude.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
With Uncle Scrat.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Just a Bear, and Scrat episode.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Them arguing with each other.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
I was calling Scrat Onk the other day and he just
hated it.
I'm like dude we call you Scrat.
Unk is where you're drawn thefucking line.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
That's too fucking far dude.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Greasy Muskrat is fine, but Unk is too far.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
That is too far.
That's fucked up, that youwould say that it's fucked up
dude Just ruined his entirenight.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Yeah, apparently, man , I'll go back to Scrat or
skrill billy way better.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
I heard you're in a new relationship.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Who's your boyfriend?
Oh you know, scrat it's likedude, you gotta end that
nickname right now that is agood point.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Is scrat in the dating scene right?

Speaker 1 (55:48):
now he, he is dude, he's a fucking.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
He's never left.
He's a Tinder merchant.
Really, he actually slays, helines up.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Oh yeah, Fucking right what.
You got a little fucking, alittle bit of alcohol and some
confidence in a bunch of Tindermatches, you can make some magic
happen.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
All right.
What are they like?
One through tens, though.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
I want to see what his profile is.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Never see him.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
He never shows pictures but I've seen the cars
in the driveway at Vouch.
You got Tinder.
I do have Tinder.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
I don't actually have an active profile, just
download it, switch it to mailsand just see what his profile
looks like.
Oh, I've definitely seen hisprofile.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
I've definitely had people send me his profile.
Oh, like screenshots,absolutely, look who.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
I saw.
And those are exactly why Idon't have a tinder profile
public because that scares me,dude, because it's like either
you don't put a lot into it andthen you just look like you
don't give a shit, or you puttoo much into it and then you
look like a fucking pussy when Ihad tinder I built the profile
if one of my friends saw it.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
I didn't build it for the girls.
Yeah, like I would.
You obviously have to postpictures of yourself on there,
but if there's one that's kindof a gay selfie, I wouldn't put
it on there because I knew ifsam saw it or something that
would haunt me.
So you have to pick the perfectamount of gay to where you know
the girl still will beattracted to the profile, but

(57:09):
not too gay to where if a friendsees it to where, if it gets
sent into the group chat, you'renot, you don't want to fucking
kill.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Exactly, and there's a lot of math behind that it has
to be a perfect 50-50 of gayand not gay.
I will say, TKav walked methrough setting up a Tinder
profile a couple years ago.
He helped me build it, get somepictures in, and he had some
really good pointers.
I see why he has a girlfriend.
The man's got the wrist.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Wasn't off Tinder, but.
That's even better dude Oldschool baby and you never helped
me out back in the day.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Beans.
Beans you didn't need any helpin the day, your lady that
you're with right now.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Is this a Tinderella?

Speaker 4 (57:46):
No, this Country Fest , Really Country girl.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Yeah Woodbury, yeah Woodbury country girl yeah,
she's a freshman actually.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
In college.
Thanks for clarifying.
God, yeah, don't be sayingstupid shit.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Either way is fine.
We're in a small town.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
It's actually his cousin From Woodbury you guys
are so fucked up, so fucked upthat's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
We got to get the hillbilly going a little more in
our territory.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
You know, bro, you already have to ask dad am I
related to this person?
See, I don't have that problembecause I'm the first generation
in pine but.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
I do have friends where, like the amount I've,
I've actually been in the carwith one of my friends and their
mom was in there and we werelike talking about how a girl
from school was hot and she waslike um, you realize that's your
cousin, right like to my buddydude that's even like
surrounding towns, like mora,the fix family is huge, like

(58:50):
there's a whole mora side to theFix family.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
I got to be careful back in the day wherever I
talked.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
The tough part about a small town is you're either
fucking your cousins or yourbuddy's exes, and there's really
not a lot in between.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
That's true.
Or your buddy's mom, that'strue.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Not a lot to choose from the prize pool getting real
low siblings are off limits.
Words of wisdom, that's a newone for the wall of shame.
I feel like, yeah, you'reeither fucking your your buddy's
exes or your cousin?

Speaker 1 (59:23):
well, fuck, we might as well go out on that plane.
I mean, I don't I don't seethis going anywhere else.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
I I'm sick of looking at Willie.
Yeah and hey.
You know what at least I said?
Over 18 fucking words.
I'm proud of myself.
Feels good to be back.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
The man's back.
Yeah, just fucking back.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
Dude I just need a couple more M things in me.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Oh yeah, feels good, gotta go watch the kid, put him
to bed with a few beers, Dude,he's gonna fucking crash.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
I'm gonna go play some Minecraft T-Cap.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Thanks for coming, Willie thanks for coming, sam,
thanks for always being here.
I appreciate that man.
Thank you boys Later.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
He ain't got no fucking busy shit to do.