January 21, 2025 • 50 mins
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Feel the camaraderie as we share personal updates and dive into the rollercoaster of our lives. From the frantic pace of demanding jobs to the bittersweet moments of saying goodbye to a beloved family pet, our stories paint a vivid picture of life's beautiful chaos. We also dish about the lighthearted chaos of male friendships, where humor teeters on the edge of discomfort and hilarity, and even dabble in our fascination with the wizarding world of Harry Potter.
0:00 Nostalgia for Carefree Childhood Freedom
2:31 Reunion and Life Updates
13:34 Exploring Male Sexuality and Harry Potter
26:23 Wildfires in LA
37:48 Contrast in Homelessness Perception
40:37 Casino Truck Drawing Discussion
43:59 Gambling and Pranks in Mexico
52:01 Pit Horse Legend and Taco Bell
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Rebellion Skinny jeans wearing.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I was closer to what Cody had going on At that age
too.
I was just smoking a lot ofweed and we just rode BMX bikes
all over town.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, I was doing that, except for just
skateboarding.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, I wasn't allowed in town when I was young
.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I wasn't either very often.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I remember one time I went to a buddy's house that
lived in town and my mom waslike freaked out, like you guys
better not be walking aroundtown sure as shit we walked to
the holiday and one of herfriends called my mom to tell
her they saw me walking aroundtown.
You can't get away with muchthese hoodlums are on foot.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
That was always the telltale sign of like the bad
kids in town.
They were walking around townhanging out at Robinson Park.
Like the Kip Lums are on foot.
That was always the telltalesign of the bad kids in town.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
They were walking around town, hanging out at
Robinson Park Like the 90s kidstyle, but it was the 2000s.
Yeah, way more lame.
It wasn't as accepted Becausein the 90s dude, that's just
what the 90s was the lastgeneration that got to just fuck
off.
No cell phones.
Your parents didn't want youhanging out inside and they
(01:08):
weren't worried about yougetting kidnapped every day,
like you know, it wasn't near asmuch of a fear, and then, as
soon as phones came in, I feellike it just kind of took all
that freedom away.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, because now people were been like oh, we
didn't like being alive, alivein the time of the Sandlot, like
the 70s, 80s, where it'sliterally just like you wake up,
it's the summer and your mom'slike you just leave your mom's,
like, be back home at this time,and then you literally just go
do whatever it is that you feellike doing until that time and
as long as you're home by thattime, she can't say anything
about it, it doesn't care.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
And also they had no clue where you were.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No idea at all, no way to track you, no way to
fucking know.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Will you turn me up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Turn my headphones up a little bit.
Yes, I can.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh, that's way better .
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay, all right, are we ready for this?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Should we have drinks out for this?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
We don't have to.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I guess you guys got koozies.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Drinks.
I'm just going to have one.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I just didn't know if we should have drinks for the
read.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Oh, for the ad read We'll do that last.
Oh sure, We'll do it afterwards.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, dude, you think we're just going to fucking
start with an ad read.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I thought it would be good practice.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It would be good practice.
Actually, I think you should doan episode so you can practice
for the ad read.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
That's kind of awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You don.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You don't have to practice for an episode you just
kind of sit there and yap goodpoint, all right.
Uh, mitch, bring us in.
Dude, I hate it when you playthis game with me.
I'm so fucking nervous rightnow.
Are you hung over?
So so hung over.
You haven't been on the pod fora long time.
We all haven't been on the podfor a long time.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It's been almost a year, I know and I completely
fucked off last night too, likeI was like.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I know I have a podcast.
You're're out of it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
My better idea, dude, is to drink till 2 am and then
feel like shit, show up an hourlate, Dude it's like we never
left.
I know Nothing's changed.
You're right back in.
Nothing's changed at all.
You haven't missed shit dude.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
All right, gun to your head.
You have to deliver the mostexplosive intro that you've ever
given.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Dude, I three, two, one gun cocked.
Welcome back to another episodeon tap with the boys, boys.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It has been, I like, nine months, eight months.
It's been a long time it's beenforever.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I feel like I haven't even seen you guys in forever,
let alone sat behind the camera.
I'm so fucking scared right nowyeah, this is weird.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
We've only even been in this office a handful of
times since then yeah, I, I meanI've.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I came in here on like christmas by myself because
my dad told me the wrong timeto show my grandparents.
Oh, that's right, I forgotabout that dude.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, it's unbelievable, man.
I mean it's crazy how you gointo.
For years we have seen eachother at least once a week, been
there to record, and it's likeI was.
I was talking to cody today andwe were catching up like old
friends, you know like it's justcrazy, I know there's just I'm
just so busy now.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
You know two kids.
I was talking to Cody today andwe were catching up like old
friends.
You know, like crazy, I know,there's just I'm just so busy
now.
You know two kids.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Uh, bills, it's just too much Now we're back up and
ripping.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
This is an excuse to be back on a regular scheduled
hangout, which is the originalintent of this.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Is it like super cringy and a little bit weird
for me to say that Like.
Is it like super cringy and alittle bit weird for me to say
that Like, I feel like a part ofmy life is missing when you
guys aren't here.
Your last eight monthssomething's been missing in my
soul.
Dude it was weird man.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Like it got to the point when we first quit doing
it it was like, do I even wantto do this anymore?
Like it started to almost feellike a nuisance.
And then it got to the pointwhere it like started fucking me
up.
Like I think about it all day.
Every day people be messagingus and it would kill me every
time I couldn't even respond topeople.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
So it feels good to be back, boys dude, I honestly
in the bros I've been being soshitty like people ask me about
it now and I'm so sick ofanswering the question that I'm
just like a fucking dick someonebe like why aren't you?
Guys shooting the podcast andand we're like because we
haven't been fucking shooting it.
Dude, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You start getting snappy with them.
Yeah, literally Just like anasshole and they're like oh geez
, that's funny.
Well, now you don't have toanswer any more of those
questions, because we're back.
Mitch, catch us up.
How have you been, dude Brother?
I've been just been.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I worked like solid from June to like the end of
September.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Like seven days a week.
Richie Mitchie been on thatgrind, baby Dude I wish I had
something to show for it.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I don't know shit.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Really yeah, you got this sweet puffer vest on.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, dude, I bought it at a discount.
It's on the clearance rack.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Well, that's always good, you're stacking cash.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
You're working.
You just got back fromsnowmobiling.
Yeah, I went on a little trip.
That was a good time.
I thought I totaled my sled.
Didn't total my sled, that wascool I don't live and learn?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
yeah, I guess.
So, um, make sure your o2sensor's plugged in.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That's what I'm fucking saying, dude call it a
day checks and balances dude,pay attention yeah, um, you know
I really don't have anythinggoing on.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I just got back from a cruise, just buried my family
pet this morning, dude what away to start.
Yeah, what a wild turn ofevents.
On my kid's second birthday,someone hit my dog and killed it
on the side of the road rightin front of our house.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Dude, you dropped this news on us in the group
chat just as blatantly as youdid it.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And I didn't know how to respond.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I was like I don't know if I'm like supposed to be.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I don't even know why .
I don't even know why I didthat.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah you were just like that's my way of coping.
You seem so nonchalant about ittoo.
You were like dude, I gottadeal with this now.
And I'm like deal with it, dude.
Like mentally, or like I likeyou.
It seemed like you were moremad that you had to bury the dog
than you were that the dog died.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
No, I definitely was upset that the dog died.
It was a good dog.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, he was almost like serial killer, happy about
it, like, yeah, I get to holdthis dead dog, oh my God.
Yeah, that was a whole ordeal.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I mean like digging a four-foot hole through.
You know, four feet of frozenclay is not ideal at 530 in the
morning.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah dude.
I mean, that's just.
I feel like you should be alittle bit more emotionally hurt
than you are about digging thishole yeah, I mean, I definitely
am.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I think I just, you know, I got a little bit of the
tism.
I think I just process yeahemotions.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, you gotta seem like a tough man too, you know.
Yeah, that's gotta be strong,you know.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And there's nothing worse than when you it's like
the day you wake up knowing youhave to go to a funeral.
Or like waking up knowing youhave to bury your dog first
thing in the morning, like, dude, there's nothing worse than
when your eyes open, it's thefirst thing, like get to go bury
the dog today.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh my god, fuck dude yeah, uh, what a task to wake up
to have to do.
You know that was yeah, thatwas tough.
Well, it was even tougher too.
It's like our, our two-year-oldnow is like he's talking, and
last night he's like baxterdoing, baxter, do, like, what is
baxter doing?
Why is he not here?
I'm like, oh my god, now yougotta teach him.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I don't like that I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I'm not saying a word you just gotta throw on an.
All dogs, go to heaven and letthem figure it out.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I I've never actually watched that movie.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I saw it when our first dog died, dude.
Oh my God, my parents werestrategic on it.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, it's really strange for me, like I'll cry at
Ghostbusters but I just don'tshed a tear when something real
happens.
It's weird.
What's your long-term plan for?
Like, how are you gonna telllincoln that?
Are you gonna tell him it's?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
dead?
Or are you gonna tell him likeyou said no, I'm not saying a
word, you're just gonna hope heforgets about it?
Yeah, he's gonna forget aboutit, no doubt.
Oh, I give him a week, dude.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
The dog's gone from his mind like oh dude, that's so
messed up that you can do thatto kids well, he's young enough
I mean, if he was older youdefinitely couldn't just let it
pass it's messed up that you canjust trick him like that,
though, dude, and be like oh,he'll forget dude, I wouldn't
have even celebrated hisbirthday sometimes, if I don't
want him to like watch tv orlike you know something, you
know, if you just kind of likeshiny ball, shiny ball, shiny
ball, he just forgets aboutwhatever he was doing anyways
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he's just he's that young rightnow where you can just kind of
distract him with somethingparents gotta be wild.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh dude, it's insane, it's insane what's it like
having two diapers to changeconsistently?
Like is it a load on on yourdaily chores?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
like did it stack up on you?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
no, it's pretty you gotta be pretty good at it.
No, I'm fast you ever getpissed on or anything crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Oh, cameron, yeah for sure, yeah, the the youngest
one.
He's well, he's only six monthsold right now.
He doesn't't anymore, but rightaway, initially, when they're
first born and the first monthor two, every single time you
change them, you got to put awipe on them while the diaper's
off, because that fresh airhitting them.
They'll just let it rip, dude,and they'll just start pissing
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everywhere, is that?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
where boys get the urge for the rest of their life
to piss outside.
It's because of that.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Probably.
Yeah, a little fresh air hitsit and then boom, you got to go.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
There's no better piss than an outdoor piss.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
If I can avoid a toilet.
I'm going to every time,honestly, in the summertime,
I'll go on the back deck insteadof going to the bathroom.
Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, thank you I thought I was weird for doing
that dude.
Does Taylor think that's odd?
Oh yeah, definitely Jesus.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Christ Cody, yeah, she gets pissed because there's
the only way on my back deckthat's convenient for me, that
I'm not.
Okay.
My one side of my deck I'mfacing the road.
The other side of the deckfaces all of Lincoln's toys that
are on the ground, so I justkind of like aim off to the side
.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
But it's relatively close to like this little
playhouse that he has, you know.
So she gets mad about that.
But I'm so glad you broughtthis up, mitch, because on
christmas so me and my sisterdon't live at home, but we came
home christmas morning, didpresents whatever everybody gets
in the car, we go to christmas.
When we got back I immediatelywent to the piss spot at my
parents house right around thecorner, took a piss just like I
have since I was a child and mysister's like what the fuck?
We're literally about to goinside and I was like thinking
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like who the fuck are youshaming me for an outdoor piss?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
and then my dad when you got a good spot too oh, dude
like a spot that like bringsback a memory for you there's
like a spot depressed into theground.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, bro I'm telling you, it is a chunk of dirt and
it's just dirt.
No grass hasn't been there for15 years and it's, it's, yeah,
my dad.
I remember him teaching me likethis is the piss spot and
there's probably like threegenerations of chris pissed
right there, dude, I mean, I'mover a thousand pisses in this
spot and my dad so my sister'syelling at me and my dad comes
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around the corner and he's likewhat's the big deal?
He pissed right in the pissspot.
And she's like you guys have apiss spot and it's like my God,
you don't understand when.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Lincoln starts getting old enough to where he
knows to pull down his pants andjust let her rip outside.
I'm going to maybe put a littleticker, a little tracker on the
side of the porch and just like, hey, every time you come out
here.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
That'd make a great TikTok.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
We just tap the thing and then we know the stats for
the piss spot.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You should give him 10 cents for saving you a little
water every time.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
We have a well, so we don't pay for water Fair.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
But an unneeded flood .
You have a lot of.
I will.
That's.
That's wear and tear on thetoilet.
Dude 100 point like he's.
If he, you should probably gethim on a system where he only
knows you're allowed to pissoutside.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
No, definitely not.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's his mom will never yell at him about pissing
on the seat now that's gonnabite that was a big fight in my
childhood.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh my god no, because there's there's a fine line of
teaching kids when it isacceptable and when it is not,
because I've definitely been inpublic scenarios where some
little kids just letting her rippants around the ankles, butt
out or even just like facingeveryone.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah you can't be doing that in the 2020s dude
someone someone's looking atthat and not laughing about it
you know what I'm saying?
Someone's looking at that andgoing to prison.
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
That's what I mean dude, I remember in preschool
there was a kid that would drophis drawers all the way to his
ankles at the urinal.
Yeah, and even in preschool wewere all like what the fuck's
wrong?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
with this guy.
Dude, we had a, we had a kidthat did that in kindergarten
and we called him butt boy forlike three years.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
That's how you get these mean nicknames like to you
as a kid too.
You do in a like a.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You do things like that at a non-socially accepted
time dude, you know what thebest part is if you do that as
an adult.
It's a comedy routine.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Oh yeah, the funniest thing you can do.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It is funny the funniest thing you can do is
drop trow to ankle at the bar.
Yeah, with there's like eightguys in there pissing yeah,
there's nothing funnier it is.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It always hits, every single time.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I completely agree.
But this brings me into anotherthing my dumb high brain has
been thinking about is like whydo some guys think gay jokes are
hilarious and some guys are sooff put from them?
Because if somebody droppeddraw right in front of me in the
stall I would lose it.
Dude, it'd be so fucking funny.
But I got buddies, I'd be.
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They would probably cut thatguy off.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
That's so fucking disgusting I think a lot of it
has to do with, like, your owncomfortability.
You know like if you got maybea little bit, a little bit of
gay in you, you wouldn't be okaywith it yeah, yeah, I could see
bean boy getting pretty pissedoff about someone like doing
some gay shit like that I couldsee him doing it and then
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getting mad about someone elsedoing it yeah, he's that kind of
guy yeah, he's not verycourteous dude it's crazy
there's just such a spectrum ofwhat some straight guys are
willing to do on on the gayspectrum and just walk away like
it never happened yeah, youknow, like I think gay jokes
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with the boys just keep thenight entertaining, no matter
what.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Like there's nothing funnier than like me very
homoerotically flirting with mybuddy in front of his girlfriend
.
I don't think there's anythingfunnier than that?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
yeah, it is funny, especially if they're
uncomfortable about it.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, their girlfriends hate it.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
That makes it funnier , yeah well, I think it's
funnier if the girlfriend thinksit's funny but they don't.
Because?
Then?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
you're both kind of like in on the joke and he's not
.
Yeah 100%, because as soon as Iknow a guy, a friend of mine,
is uncomfortable with thosetypes of jokes, I'm going to use
it to the fullest ability.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, you're stepping on the gas.
At that point I'm going toterrorize them.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I'm going to even give them a little hand hit.
Grab them on the thigh oh yeah,dude, there's nothing like
being gay with the boys.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this on this show
before, but I think that and I'mtrying to think of a way to
explain this that there's notmuch difference between some gay
guys and just being super horny, like I think that there's
certain guys out there thatthey're not necessarily gay,
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they're just willing to have sexwith anyone that's willing to
have sex with them, and I thinkfor a lot of guys it's easier to
sleep with another guy than itwould be to sleep with a woman.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Really Does that make sense?
I think I get what you'resaying, but I think it's a crazy
accusation.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
There's just, I mean think of, I don't disagree how
many guys that have slept withwomen, that kind of look like
guys that you're just likereally well, I, to back you up,
I knew a guy in high school hewas a couple years older than me
who, like he, could get as muchpussy as he wanted, and then he
would.
And then he would brag to youabout how he convinced the gay
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kid at our school to suck hisdick and smoke him up.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I remember you telling me this I know what
you're talking about dude, it'slike you would like.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, he sucked my dick and smoked me up like what
the fuck?
You can't even call him gay.
He just fucked like threechicks.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You know that's what I'm talking about some of the
craziest stories ever in my life.
How have I not heard?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
sexual validity.
Man is fluidity.
Yeah, that's what I would callit yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I think they just like to get their rocks off and
it doesn't matter who it is it'slike the rock or like brad pitt
.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You know they they could have fucked anybody they
wanted, and that's's whenthey're like I'll go for some
ass.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Are they gay Some?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
male ass.
Are you kidding me, dude theRock?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
and Brad Pitt.
I don't know what confirmed,but it's More than likely dude.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
It's a pretty Really.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
High-end A-listers.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
They go gay bro.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Diddy parties.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, I was just old ditty thing, like I don't know
that you think them guys are alljust gay or do you think
they're just like had hadeverything that you can have?
Might as well switch it up.
It's just, it's like a powerthing, you know.
It's like well, I've seen everyshade of nipple.
Might as well get some cockthat's some, actually that's
good advice seriously, dude.
See, I don't clean up enough.
I'm still straight man to theprime.
You know, I, I fucking, I'm gotmy snout down ready to go for
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it.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
That's why I'll never be gay do you think you're not
like wait, what do you mean?
You're not?
You're saying are you sayingyou don't groom enough to be
with guys?
I think what.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Sam's saying is he doesn't get enough pussy to want
to suck a dick.
Exactly, I don't get enoughpussy.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I'm still going for it.
I haven't even achievedultimate pussy.
Once you get there it's likemight as well just suck a dick
Dude.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
this might be one of the wildest tangents we've ever
been on.
I'm so glad to be back.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know if I I understandhow you're coming to that
conclusion, but I don't think Iagree with it.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
No, how do you think?
You think?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
you just never get sick of pussy.
No, maybe you just need to trya guy just to see.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
You know, that's not a bad idea, Dude.
I think it might be a bad idea.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, so, anyways, we're going to end this short.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Just kidding.
Dude Sam, what have you been upto?
We went through what me andCody have been up to.
Oh, are you trying to get offof this topic?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
here man.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, I'm done with this topic, guys.
It's making me uncomfortable.
Dude, I might be a little bitgay, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Well, dude, lately I was just telling cody this
earlier I I've been on such aharry potter kick and I've it's
finally I finally accepted howmuch of a loser I am about harry
potter because I'm actuallyobsessed with it.
Like I will go through my daylike something will remind me of
something dumbledore did and inthe sixth movie, half-blood
prince, and I'll be like, ohyeah, that's like harry potter.
And then like I'll like tell myfriends like, oh yeah, harry
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potter.
And they're all like what thefuck?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
yeah, dude, that's like straight up.
I don't even think I've seen aharry potter.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Oh, dude, I played the whole hogwarts legacy game
and then watched every moviewithin a two-week span I've seen
the first four movies for sure,none of the the other ones.
See, that's another thing, dude.
I realize how much of a loser aPotterhead I am, because when
somebody like I asked my buddyScrat, I'm like you like Harry
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Potter?
He's like fuck.
No, like you ever seen him?
No, that shit enrages me, dude.
People put disrespect on theHarry Potter.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
You ever thought about tying him up in an office?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
chair like duck, taping him down, eyes pinned
open and just forcing him towatch all eight movies, or
however many there are in a row.
You know, I I don't hate theidea, but I want him to to have
the same love as I do.
Um, but yeah, besides harrypotter, I've just been, I've
been closing deals and fuckingbanging puss.
That's about it, dude.
I still live with my wife.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Scrat, the use, the use, just after the use.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, yeah, ain't nothing changed for me pal
Studio's a little bit cleaned up.
We got rid of the bottles.
We're changing the vibe in herea little bit.
We still have a couple of beerstoday just to take the edge off
, just to kind of chill, butwe're kind of switching things
up a little bit.
Wouldn't be surprised if wemaybe even change her up a
(20:18):
little bit more oh yeah, dude, Imean I the bottles, it's.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's a nice collection.
It led to a good like hey,let's take a shot.
But it's dude, I've been afucking loser man.
I a beer today.
Is is crazy for me like I yeah,this whole weekend it's sunday
when we're recording this I didnothing and that that was
foreign to me, dude.
I used to be like I had crazyfomo, and now I've been so on
(20:44):
the money grind that like Ican't even get myself to go out
anymore.
I feel that, dude, I'm honestlythe complete opposite right now
.
I feel like I can't even getmyself to go out anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I feel that dude, I'm honestly the complete opposite
right now I feel like I'm infucking high school again.
You just booze I startedhanging out with some kids like
around my area now, like thatwas the problem when I lived,
moved to this house in stacy asI was just so far from more than
I'm like I'm not gonna driveyou're an adult now you can't be
hanging out with kids.
Well, dude, they're the same ageas me, but so yeah, we just I
mean, we just absolutely fuckingrip it up every weekend like
(21:12):
I'm just a fucking degenerate.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
18 that's fun, though , honestly, do it while you can.
Yeah, do it while you can yougot no kids, you got no wife rip
it up, dude not to bend it all,how many?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
you were out of town for three months straight, four
months like yeah, I learned it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, it was.
It was a pretty brutal fuckingsummer.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
So what was the road like?
Were you letting her rip on theroad or were you pretty?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I mean, we were drinking every night, but it
wasn't like sleeping in hammockson the truck and shit that was
in florida.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, that was fun yeah, dude, let's go through the
storm man, because it was agood time I didn't.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
So I was actually pretty pissed.
I didn't get to go to the carCarolinas because you know how
there was like two pretty badones right in a row.
So like 80% of our company goesto the Carolinas and I'm like
one of the few guys that don'tget the invite.
So I'm fucking pissed off aboutit and we're whining.
And then, sure as shit,florida's about to get smacked.
So we load up, go down there,and then you got to sleep in
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there with like 30 other old,farting men.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Jesus.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I just have no fucking interest in doing that.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
What do those things smell like?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Dude, actually those ones weren't the worst ones I've
ever seen.
They're like at leastair-conditioned and shit like
that and they give you a nicebedding and whatever else.
Like I like to sleep alone andlike that's another big thing
with Storm is you're always withsomeone for like 24 hours a day
constantly, so like you don'tget alone time and I just need a
little bit of that.
So I just bought a hammock atfucking Bussie's and I strung
(22:40):
her up in the back of my truckand I just slept under the stars
every night Because I was inFlorida.
That sounds so awesome, it was70 degrees out out, I didn't
care.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
That sounds awesome you ever get any lizards on you
no, no, it rained the one night.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I threw a little.
I had a dirt tarp.
I threw it over the boom like alittle tent.
Oh, that's sweet.
Yeah, it's fucking good to go,dude, that sounds awesome.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
It was like camping, very peaceful.
Yeah, it was great.
It's like you're in a tent.
Yeah, that's a great idea.
Honestly, um, what is like?
What do you guys eat whenyou're out doing that?
You just you like.
Yeah so because you're likeyou're working long hours in
those man camps they serve usthree meals oh, no shit, yeah,
so they you wake up.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Everyone goes to breakfast and then they have
like cold lunches that you cangrab you got.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
You go to like a chow hall, like they have a tree
yeah, they set up this massivetent with just a million fucking
tables and chairs and you justgo through like the high school
cafeteria and they just load upyour little fucking tray and oh,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
How many guys are in these camps I bet that one had
probably seven, eight thousandguys in it dang something like
that.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
I did not realize it was like that yeah, that was so.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
It was actually the florida uh state fairgrounds is
where that one was wow.
And then they had another oneset up at the buccaneers stadium
and, uh, that's, they had oneset up at the Buccaneers Stadium
, that's insane, they had oneset up at the Tampa Bay Rays
Stadium too.
And then the hurricane hit andit ripped the ceiling off the
Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Rays Stadium Are there a lot of chick linemen?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Because I feel like chicks.
There's not a lot of them,there's more chick tree trimmers
than there is linemen.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
So in these man camps it's not just linemen.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
It's just linemen, it's a lot of tree trimmers, a
lot of linemen, and then there'slike some storm cleanup guys,
like guys who just do like haultrash.
Basically, did you?
I remember there was somethinggoing on where, like they were
telling linemen to skip thehouses with the trump signs out
there.
Did you ever hear anythingabout that?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
no, that was a big deal.
Dude, dude.
We worked in the hood the wholetime.
I was like I mean, like thefucking greasy outskirts of
tampa, fucking hood was it uh?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
was there ever any like security problems, any
safety issues?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
no, not on storm dude I.
That happened in houston lastyear where people were getting
all rowdy but like usually whenyou show up, they're just happy
to see you.
Yeah, it's like the best timeto go there because, like
they've been on for a week andI'm here to fucking fix it.
You're the savior yeah, dude,also I found out a little life
hack.
One of my linemen taught me, ifyou give crackheads cold water,
they'll be your best friendthey won't fuck with you if you
just cold water bottles.
They think about the last time afucking homeless dude had a
(24:56):
cold water bottle that's afucking good point in florida,
dude florida yeah they'll beyour best fucking friend.
That's a cheap offering they'realways just like dude, you guys
got the coldest water on earth.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I fucking love you guys but they don't keep coming
back.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
No, they pretty much leave you alone after you saw
some water bottle.
They just mosey on down.
That's a good hack.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, it's sweet.
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All the fires going on in LAhave you guys seen anything
about that?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
right now.
Oh yeah, dude, I saw all theseinsurance companies are
canceling their coverage onthese, on these people that live
where the main fires are andlike another, this little
conspiracy that I've beengetting into.
But a lot of these houses thatare burning down are people that
are involved in the Diddy caseand they're not doing anything
to stop them.
People are starting to say itmight be covering up some
(26:49):
evidence.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
That's crazy yeah, um , I saw photos of like entire
neighborhoods, thousands ofhouses, completely leveled yeah,
it is like five million dollarstoo.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Like la is like you can't even get a house for less
than a million dollars, and it'sjust no water in the fire
hydrants.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
The hollywood sign burnt down like that place is
trash now.
Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
It is gone.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I don't know how they fucked that up, that bad.
It's changed forever.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Well, I was just listening to the Joe Rogan Mel
Gibson episode and Mel Gibsonwas talking about it.
He's like, yeah, right beforethis I called my son, asked how
it's going and he said all ofour houses are gone.
He's like you're, I'm watchingyour house get burnt right now.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Wow, it's like holy, I watched uh, I watched like a
gopro live stream of a duderipping around the streets, um,
on dirt bike, and he had like agopro on his helmet.
Uh-huh, I mean it looks likeyou're in a third world country.
It looks like a bomb just wentoff and there's I mean houses,
like I said completely to theground and it's just smoldering.
I mean I can't imagine what theair quality is like ripping
(27:54):
around in there yeah, dude, it'slike how do you even start?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
where do you even start?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
you know like I'm surprised we haven't got called
out there to go fucking startworking on power lines already I
watched a video this morning offirefighters just going house
to house shutting off open umI'm assuming gas lines.
It's just like a fire, just,and they just go up and use this
long tool and shut off the pipeor close it off, or I don't
(28:19):
know what they're doing.
Yeah, they're just going houseto house, but there's thousands
of these houses that are justleveled.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
It's like George Floyd all over again.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Except it's not Minneapolis.
I think LA is probably like 10times the size because it's like
so many.
I mean, the population densityin that area is insane.
You know, it's probably, like Isaid, like 10 times the size of
minneapolis dude the crazy.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Like the craziest part is like what do you even?
Where do they go?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
what does skid row?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
look how many how many fucking houses just burnt.
And it's not like you can goget a fucking hotel, because the
hotels are probably fuckingburnt like la is just not just
the hotels but hospitals.
Like they don't, like you can'tgo anywhere, you gotta just
leave like a lot of themotherfuckers probably do own
other houses, like in differentstates, but at the same time I
don't know, I don't think so,really no, I would say the
majority of people like that,like the regular, like the
(29:08):
non-celebrities.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
That's like their only house and you know it's so
expensive to live there, Likethey probably don't have
anything else.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Oh yeah, dude, Like I don't know where the fires are
exactly, but imagine it takesout Compton, like what the fuck
are they going to do?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Well, I was thinking about Skid Row.
Like, have you guys ever heardabout skid row?
It's basically like, picture atown like five times the size of
pine city, maybe a little bitsmaller.
That is all just one hugehomeless camp, basically
cardboard boxes, wood huts, youknow, like whatever people are
(29:45):
building their houses out of toget by, like there's, I think,
zero chance that that thingdidn't light up how many people
have died.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I don't even know is there any statistic?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
I'll look it up.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Look it up like you think about that, like I'm sure
they just told everyone toevacuate the city.
How many of them?
People probably don't even havethe means to get out of the
city.
They just have been in la foryears and years and like have no
reason to leave.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Oh, wow, a lot lower than I thought it would be as of
one hour ago.
16 dead and 16 missing, bro,that's still crazy.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I mean, that's not really that bad for a natural
disaster, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, but I'm sure they had a little bit of a heads
up and now keep in mind too.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
This is still very new.
That's only 16 missing.
That's only if people call andsay I can't find this person.
You know what I mean.
Imagine how many people don'thave any relatives.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, how many people aren't being looked for?
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah, I mean, if you're a homeless person and
your family doesn't know whereyou are anyways, they're not
going to know if you died in thefire, it's probably way higher
than that.
Honestly, it's insane.
The pictures are nuts.
Yeah, the it's insane.
The pitchers are nuts.
Yeah, the pitchers are nuts.
I couldn't imagine but they'vebeen saying that for years, like
all it takes is just one onewrong wind and the whole city.
(30:56):
I mean that's been for yearsthey've said that we're just
getting lucky.
I think it fires like thisevery single year.
It just never gets this bad.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Well it does get that bad, it just doesn't not where
the high population area is?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I would venture to say this probably isn't even
really that bad of a wildfirecompared to what they usually
get, but just the path that ittook is probably the most fucked
.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah, that's insane.
It was like 72,000 homepolicies were canceled by State
Farm Jesus.
Christ so all these people.
You're not getting any moneyfor your house.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Especially the insurance companies.
They already got the squeeze onthem.
People are I, you know shoutout uh, our boy luigi.
I'm not even a luigi guy, butit's like I didn't even realize
how fucked up insurance andhealth care is in general, and
all the insurance companies arelike the dirtiest businesses in
the world yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
They're fucking horrible.
Yeah, what was that statisticlike?
Even in the 08 market collapse,there was not one insurance
company that went bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, why would they?
They can find a reason tocancel your shit yeah good point
.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Every single industry had an absurd amount of
bankruptcies, but it was theinsurance industry.
There was not one bankruptcy.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
It's the biggest scam in the world and you have to
have it.
It's against the law to nothave it.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
I don't know where I was going with that.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
That was embarrassing .
You don't think about it untilyou're not getting any.
Oh my God, dude, I can't evenimagine your whole world is in
that home.
You have that peace of mind ofbeing like well, I'm covered,
we'll get the important stuffout, the things we can't get
back.
And then to find out yourcoverage was snipped like like
(32:39):
that, probably because someunderwriting in the contract and
it's just just terrible.
And it's tough because it'slike you know, with luigi taking
, assassinating a ceo, you knowthat directly is not going to do
anything, that's, if anything,that just hurts a family but
something neat like what couldwe even do to make it better?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
as people like the problem with like what happened
there and like killing a ceo.
There's 5 000 guys that workfor that company that are
already gunning for that guy'sjob anyway, they have a
replacement already yeah, Ithink it was just more of a
statement piece, you know yeah,exactly, it's just like a like
public awareness, yeah, likethose political activists
that'll like throw paint on themona lisa.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Oh, dude, that shit was getting me heated up, man,
I'd be watching tiktok and it'dbe like there was a huge run for
a while, specifically in europe, where, like they were just
tarnishing every old artifact,they could fuck up and like,
dude, I'm kind of history buff,you know, like I just I'm
obsessed with history and like,oh, dude, I was getting mad.
(33:41):
Man, it really started to turnme transphobic watching those,
or like when people were gluingtheir hand to the basketball
courts and shit like that's sofunny.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah, that's crazy.
I mean like you don't.
I mean, I know you're justmaking a statement, but what are
you?
What are you really doing here?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
yeah, I never in your hand like why are you gonna go
sit in the middle of the fuckinghighway and ruin my day about
it?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
oh dude that shit makes me.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
That's the that's the most angering one is when they
sit in the middle of the fuckinghighway and then they like get
mad that you run them over dudeI.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I know like it had to be germany because it was.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
It was white dudes that are scary you know like
where they got that scary?
Look to them russia.
And dude.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
There was these fucking tootsie rolls sitting
there holding arms and, likefucking dude, this guy just
comes and starts clocking them,moving them over.
I I know that I wouldn't takethe physical route, but I would
definitely get upset andprobably do something crazy
because I just can't.
If I was on my way to work likecody and that's what I always
(34:47):
think dude is.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
It's like what if I'm on my way to work?
You know how fucking annoyingthat is for me.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Well, we actually know a lot of people that were
affected by that, by the riotsin minneapolis.
Oh really, you know thesemarches that were going right
down 35 like dude.
That was thousands of peoplethat were not able to go to work
because they just were liningup on the highway.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah, and it's like what's your work's not gonna
fucking cover you, dude.
No, at least my job wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Well, we don't have pto, most people be like all
right, that's a fair excuse.
Like we're literally looking atyour car, I just feel like
you're not gonna get paid.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Still, like they can't be mad at you, but you're
not gonna make money like you'refucking directly taking money
out of my pocket.
That's gonna fucking make meangry yeah, good point.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I didn't do anything to you.
Why are you making me late forwork, like I?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
get that.
It's like a public showingthing, but at the same time it's
like you're not all the peopleyou're trying to go after,
you're not fucking their day up,dude.
Yeah, that's.
You're fucking up everyoneelse's day, everyone.
You expect everyone to be likehappy about it?
Speaker 3 (35:36):
yeah, why don't we, like you know, have everyone go
in the insurance building andblock all the entrances and
exits to that one specificbuilding?
Speaker 2 (35:43):
yeah, I like go in there, go into the insurance
building and hit all the buttonson the elevator.
Yeah, that's a good protestdude, I'd be all game for that.
That doesn't fucking ruin myday, that's a good like buddy,
the elephant just all thebuttons in the fucking empire
state building.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
These big sky rises, yeah, yeah, that would actually
be crazy.
But yeah, don't block off thehighway.
What are you thinking?
Should we block off 61 and PineDude?
That would be so funny.
That's the quickest way youcould ever get hit by a tractor
dude.
Yeah, they're not going to beputting up with that.
No, no, people around here aregoing to be like all right,
(36:18):
we'll wait.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Dude, he'd be on a Facebook group in like 30
seconds we had one protesterduring those protests in.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Pine and there was at least 40 people that drove past
him screaming shit, If we triedto stop 61, dude, I can't even
imagine what would happen to us.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Yeah, you're for sure getting almost hit right, I
think you got to do it.
They're swerving probablytowards you but what's our cause
?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
what would we?
What's something that justfucking pisses you off right now
oh, a lot I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Um we I know one dude arizona iced tea going above 99
cents what is?
That?
No, that's not real.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
It's not real.
If it is it's, it's the placethat you're buying it from.
The fire electrician did awhole video on this.
They've never, changed theirretail price ever and if you
have to buy it for more than$0.99, it means that the gas
station that they sold it to isknocking it.
That's the reason that theprice is going up.
It's not Arizona.
Dude, don't go after them.
They're good people over there,Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Dude, I waved at the new homeless guy in town.
Yeah, I drove just past him.
He was right by the thriftstore.
I drove by, gave him a wave, nowave back.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
No, he actually doesn't want to be talked to, he
wants to be completelyunbothered.
There was one of our friends.
They brought a full meal to him.
We're like hey, I thought maybeyou would like this food.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Absolutely not I don't want anything from you
turn it down.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
I was like damn okay I like that dude.
He's an unorthodox homeless guyhe sleeps on the bench.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
It doesn't matter if it's negative 20 or 40 degrees,
I mean, this guy's sleepingright outside of the office,
right here he's sleeping on thebench you have to give credit
for the dedication.
Like I, I respect it that guy'sway harder than me, dude and
there's a homeless shelter, youknow, probably 30 yards from
where I saw him well, here's theproblem with some of those
homeless shelters that thepeople don't want to use them
(38:15):
because a lot of those placesyou have to be sober, they make
you make you blow oh damn if youblow anything, a lot and a lot
of them are faith-based, like,so like it'll be a religious
deal.
I don't know if this one is ornot, but I know the one in grand
forks was like um, I knew a guywho was just sleeping on the
street and I was like, why don'tyou just go to this place?
He's like then I can't right,dude, starting to see some
(38:40):
underlying issues here, buddy.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
So the homeless shelter.
Right in behind my there's anapartment complex.
Right next to it yeah, and mybuddy.
So they built like this big asspatio for the homeless to chill
in, and my buddy lives in thatapartment complex.
His fucking porch thing thatcomes off the side of the wall,
whatever you might call it withyour fancy words patio he uh, if
(39:04):
you just hang out there, dude,you're literally like hanging
over the the patio for thehomeless people, and so he's
right there.
You can just hear him gettingrowdy at night, fucking yelling
really just yeah, oh my god,like yelling at each other yeah,
dude, like just like getting inarguments on the phone and shit
and he just has to deal with.
(39:24):
He's the closest personpossible to them and they're
just right there, dude.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
We went to uh.
We went to a winter storm onthe east coast a couple years
ago and we stopped in uh,kentucky on the way out.
There, spent the night inkentucky and the power was out
in like most of the town,besides this hotel we were
staying in, so they're truckingpeople in from the homeless
shelter to come stay at thishotel and we're all like sitting
out drinking in the lobby, youknow, hanging out, and they were
like out front taking selfieswith our cases of beer because
(39:50):
they're like they can't drink inthe homeless shelter so they
like thought it was the coolestthing ever that they could take
a picture with the case of beer,did you give them?
Speaker 3 (39:56):
a couple of beers on their homies.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
No, no, no, my one of the guys I work with.
There's very like contrastedcharacters in this story because
like there's some like realreligious guys and then there's
some guys that are just liketight ass and hard ass at the
same time, like not gonnafucking give up anything to
anyone.
We're like the one dude's likewe all just made you know x
amount of dollar, like ton ofmoney, all on double time
(40:18):
driving out here like we didn'tdo anything all day.
You like, if you think everyoneshould like throw together like
20 bucks and we can donate itto these homeless people, and
then like the guy who makes themost money and he was like fuck
them, dude, I'm not fuckinggiving them a set of my goddamn
money oh geez well, okay, Ithought about this too.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
I was.
I was doing a drawing, filminga drawing at the casino the
other day and they're this guythat won this truck it so you,
you, when you win a truck insome of these big drawings, it's
like you win 75 000 credit togo buy a vehicle at whatever
dealership is doing the drawing,or 40 000 cash or whatever it
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is.
And this guy that won he waslike mid 70s and you know, I was
walking with him over to thetruck to go take pictures with
the one that's on the floor and,um, I was like what do you
drive now?
And he's like tearing upbecause he's so happy that he
won, you know, and in my head Iwas, like this is really cool,
like I don't.
It's rare that I come to thesedrawings and people seem like
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they deserve to win this youknow, and he's like I drive an
03 Chevy Blazer with 300,000miles on it and I was like, damn
, that's sweet, so you're dueyou know, and then I start to
think like damn, maybe thereason why he's driving a busted
ass vehicle right now isbecause he's here too much yeah
and then I started to think likedamn, and I was telling some of
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the people there about this andthey're like, yeah, you can't
like really think about it toodeep because you will find
reasons to not be happy.
It's like just be happy for theguy and move on with to the next
one oh you know, he took thecash no, he took the yeah, well,
seventy five thousand dollarscredit, so you still got to pay
the sales tax on the vehicle,though damn.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
So what if you so it's just credit.
You can't cash out that creditat all that's why you have the
cash option sure yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
So it's like forty something thousand cash or which
you also have to pay tax on, orseventy five thousand dollars
credit to a new vehicle.
Dude, what would you take?
I'll probably take the truckbecause even if you, after you
pay the sales tax, let's say onthe high end, let's say it's a
75 000 truck you're looking atprobably 20 grand in tax, maybe
a little more.
You know that's out of pocket.
(42:29):
The truck is still worth thesecond you drive it off the lot
60 something, you know.
Yeah, at least so you couldstill flip it.
You know you need to still bemaking like 40 grand cash, so
you might as well just take thecash option.
Honestly, see, I don't know man.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Unless you really need a truck.
I think I'm taking.
The only reason is, like that'slike free money, like I have a
truck that I pay monthly on.
So if I take the truck option,not the cash, I'm basically
giving myself an extra thousanddollars a month because I'm not
paying my fucking vehicle off.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, that's a good point.
You know what I'm saying.
It's a good point, and if youtrade something in, you take
that, um, the amount of whatyour vehicle is worth.
You take that out of the salestax as well.
Oh fuck, yes, so you trade insomething, and then you I'd be
getting money.
You're lowering the total cost,so you pay less tax, so that
maybe that is the way to go.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
That sounds like a good problem to have dude dude,
I have never won shit from thecasino and I had the most luck
I've ever had on new year's meand me and my buddy shout out
habel.
We went and visited codybecause they had all this crazy
shit going on at the casino andwe're just about to leave and I
was like, dude, I gotta hit thegreen machine, but I've never
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won on it.
Like every time, I'll put atleast a 20 in it.
I put a 20 in it.
Hit it.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Once 100 pops up, I cash out, bring her in, walk my
ass out dude, here's the problemIn order to win, you got to
play a lot and the odds are notin your favor.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
So like you play a lot, you're going to lose a lot,
and the odds of you winningthey're so slim.
The only way you ever lose ingambling is if you give up, is
if you stop.
Yeah, there's only two types ofpeople, dude, there's fucking
winners and quitters, okay.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
There's no losers.
Financial advice for Mitch.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Dude, that road gets so tough Like I'm a weird person
when it comes to money.
I'm a weird person when itcomes to money.
I'm very cheap and so I don'tget crazy in the casino, I don't
get all fucked up.
But I have a lot of friendsthat have insane gambling
problems for the age we are nowand it's sickening man.
I'll be in there with a buddythat'll be up two grand and I
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know that doubled his net worth.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
And they still can't cash out.
Dude, I lose 40 bucks and I'msick to my stomach.
Yeah, dude, I have no.
I cannot.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
I have no entertainment with gambling
anymore, like I don't get anysort of rush out of it at all.
Even if I win, I'm like dude.
This was not worth it to me.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
I'm the same way.
When I was like 18, it was thecoolest thing ever, yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
The only thing I'll do is play pull tabs, and that's
because it's more of a socialevent than it is to like.
It's literally just somethingto do, and if we win money then
it's like, oh, we get freedrinks.
Cool, if you're strategic onthe box, like it, it's.
It's not always a loop that theodds can be in your favor they
you know they can be close toyou get in there.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
I don't think you should ever think that you are
gonna win at pull tabs.
You should always go into itwith the like, the expectation
to lose your money.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
No, dude, I was a couple summers ago.
Shout out Cammy, because Idon't think I gave her enough
thanks for this.
But she would hit me up everytime there was a hot box and she
was working.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
You're outing her right now.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Is that illegal?
Speaker 3 (45:30):
It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
It was seven years ago, okay, or more she would
just hit me up and be like hey,there's a hot box up here and,
dude, every fucking time I wouldget a couple buddies so we
could buy the fucker out Do themath.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Dude it was quick bang.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Yeah, that's definitely frowned upon.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Yeah, definitely frowned upon 100%.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Fuck him, dude, I can even like one of the times I
brought Bean Boy and Scrat andwe each took home like 700 right
before we got that's insaneScrat and we each took home like
700 right before we got Becauseit was we had dumped Like $900
in a piece to try To get to theend and some guy Walks up, old
dude, he's like you guys mind IfI throw a 20 in and be like,
yeah, we do.
(46:09):
Fine, dude, I never have,because I get upset when people
Get boxed like Protective of thebox.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
They get territorial.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
I've been playing that for an hour.
It's like cool dude, I just gothere and so, like that shit has
always pissed me off, but whenyou're in the heat of it, man, I
can see it.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
I understood it for the first fucking time.
Dude, the most I've ever loston pull tabs was $200, and I was
literally sick to my stomach.
I wanted to cry.
I was literally sick to mystomach, I wanted to cry.
I was like, oh my God, why didI just do that?
Yeah, I don't think I've everput more than $200 in ever.
I mean other than that $200?
Speaker 2 (46:45):
I've done $200, probably a few times, but I've
never done more than that.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
My second highest loss was probably $40 or $60.
I mean, I don't ever spend thatkind of money on pull tabs,
Dude.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
I remember this years ago when I was 18, my grandma
gave me 100 bucks for mybirthday and I went straight to
the gas station and I spent itall on scratch serious.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
You're in your head.
You're like this is aninvestment.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
I'm like I'm gonna fucking make more than that
hundred and I get to do scratchoffs legally.
For the first time I've wonlike six dollars, dude no way it
was.
It was like a good firstexperience, adam, though,
because I can count on one handhow many I've I've scratched
since you know.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Oh, my god.
That actually reminds me when Iwas a kid.
I bought one of those fakescratch offs that said, like you
win like 50 grand or whatever,and I gave it to.
I want to say it was my auntfor christmas and she lost her
shit.
She scratches it off.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my.
She's running around, she'sscreaming, she's, and before I
(47:44):
get to say like it was fake,she's already on the phone
calling people did the humilitystart setting in?
Speaker 1 (47:50):
where you're like, you almost feel bad she was
pissed.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
She was pissed and I was like that was fake, Read the
back and she was so mad.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Dude, that's such a fucked up joke.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
She thought she hit it big dude.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Oh my God, I felt bad about it.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
That would ruin me, dude.
It would absolutely ruin me.
It was bad.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
It was bad oh and I would be that.
I would take it so bad toowhere I'm like fuck you, fuck
everybody, ruin family christmasprobably get so embarrassed, I
tear up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
I would make a scene, dude I.
I'd have to come up with 50grand for dude.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
It's tough like when somebody pulls a prank on me
either I find it the funniestthing in the whole world or I do
not handle I usually don't takeit well and it's tough because
I love fucking with people.
So when you do that you have totake them on the chin.
You have to accept that I I'mopen to these jokes too, but god
damn it, I don't handle it wellsometimes.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Dude, if you ever got re-pranked on a prank.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
That's the worst feeling no, I'd love you to
elaborate, oh man dude one time.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
So we were staying on the road and we stole this
kid's mattress.
We just we pulled his mattressoff of his bed, put it in one of
our rooms, put like the coversback on it so it looked like
there was a bed.
It was just shorter and he likegot in his room, just fucking
pissed off, bitch, and he's likethere's no fucking mattress,
like angry as fuck and we'relike out at dinner and I'm like
giving it to him, like really,really laying on, like how bad
(49:16):
it sucks that he doesn't have abed.
They get back to the hotel andmy bed's gone dude, this is the
worst night of my life.
Now I'm drunk and I just bulliedyou for three hours about it,
oh my god the whole time heknows that I don't have a bed in
my fucking room.
That's the worst feeling in theworld, funny did you
quarterback the originalmattress removal?
Speaker 1 (49:36):
yeah, so they went right there.
Yeah, they went right to thesource.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
I don't dude.
I still don't know how they didit.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
They got it out of my room before we went to the
dinner, somehow so they justknew the whole time as I was
just feeding it to them and thewhole time they were like this
dumb ass, yeah, for hours didyou suck up your pride and just
lay on the box ring, or did youtry?
Speaker 1 (49:56):
no, dude, I went.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
I went and fucking got a key for their room and
busted in there and fucking rosehell dude, how do you?
Get a key for their room.
Oh, you just go down to thefront desk and lie about your
name, dude.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
That's stupid.
Oh, that's so funny.
We were in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
You gave them too many ideas.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
now, dude, we were in Mexico Me, tyler and Tucker
forucker's sister's wedding.
Tyler was sleeping.
He's taking a nap during themiddle of the day.
We'd all got hammered in themorning and I go down to the
front desk and tell him that I'm.
I'm tyler bloschek yeah I getinto his room and he's still
sleeping and we hide tucker andI hide in his closet until he
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wakes up, god dude until hewakes up we start making noises
and rattling the wall.
You know he wakes up and he'swalking around and we the wall.
He wakes up and he's walkingaround and we jump out and scare
him and he freaks out.
He's chasing us.
I climb up on the balcony,climb up on the roof of the
hotel In Mexico it's all claytile shingles.
So as I'm running across theroom, tyler is smashing these
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clay tiles sliding off the roofof the hotel as he's chasing me.
You know, catch a fire, exit,go down, whatever.
He never caught me, but Jeez,that was funny.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Sounds like a movie scene.
Dude, it felt like a moviescene.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
I would be so mad dude.
I'd probably be naked, dude,because I only sleep naked.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
He was in his boxers.
He was in his boxers chasingafter me off the roof of the
hotel.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
That chasing after me off the roof of the hotel.
That's so funny, dude.
That's almost crazier than whenMitch shit his pants and
flushed it down the toilet.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Oh my God, dude, we're still doing this bit.
There's no bit that I want todie more dude.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
I'm sorry, I do want to say Cody and I were talking
about that trip just a coupleweeks ago and we were just
thinking like how the fuck wasthere even?
How did we even consider himfor a second?
Like that's kind of fucked updude.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
how are you guys ever gonna put me in that spot, dude
?
First of all, if I shit mypants, I'm gonna be the first
one to.
I think that's funnier than youdo if I shit my own pants.
That's comedy to me, that is.
It is a good joke, dude.
Everyone, everyone's, allowedone pants shit per year as an
adult yeah sure, I would agree.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Fine, there's nothing wrong with that yeah, yeah,
absolutely shout out cody ray,the true, the true pants, the
legend, the legend himself thepit bull or what?
What is his, his calling cardworkhorse?
Speaker 2 (52:14):
he's a pit horse dude , half pit bull, half workhorse
fucking a boys all right damndude, I think we go wrap this
thing up.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
I'm hungry, let's go get.
He's a pit horse, dude, halfpit bull half work.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Horse Fucking A boys.
All right, Damn dude.
What do you think we go wrapthis thing up?
I'm hungry, let's go getsomething to eat.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Did I just smash so much Taco Bell before I got here
?
I'm going to go take a nap.
I'm going to go get somethingthat gives me diarrhea.
We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Hell yeah, boys.
Rebellion Skinny jeans wearing.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I was closer to what Cody had going on At that age
too.
I was just smoking a lot ofweed and we just rode BMX bikes
all over town.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, I was doing that, except for just
skateboarding.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, I wasn't allowed in town when I was young
.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I wasn't either very often.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I remember one time I went to a buddy's house that
lived in town and my mom waslike freaked out, like you guys
better not be walking aroundtown sure as shit we walked to
the holiday and one of herfriends called my mom to tell
her they saw me walking aroundtown.
You can't get away with muchthese hoodlums are on foot.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
That was always the telltale sign of like the bad
kids in town.
They were walking around townhanging out at Robinson Park.
Like the Kip Lums are on foot.
That was always the telltalesign of the bad kids in town.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
They were walking around town, hanging out at
Robinson Park Like the 90s kidstyle, but it was the 2000s.
Yeah, way more lame.
It wasn't as accepted Becausein the 90s dude, that's just
what the 90s was the lastgeneration that got to just fuck
off.
No cell phones.
Your parents didn't want youhanging out inside and they
(01:08):
weren't worried about yougetting kidnapped every day,
like you know, it wasn't near asmuch of a fear, and then, as
soon as phones came in, I feellike it just kind of took all
that freedom away.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, because now people were been like oh, we
didn't like being alive, alivein the time of the Sandlot, like
the 70s, 80s, where it'sliterally just like you wake up,
it's the summer and your mom'slike you just leave your mom's,
like, be back home at this time,and then you literally just go
do whatever it is that you feellike doing until that time and
as long as you're home by thattime, she can't say anything
about it, it doesn't care.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
And also they had no clue where you were.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No idea at all, no way to track you, no way to
fucking know.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Will you turn me up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Turn my headphones up a little bit.
Yes, I can.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh, that's way better .
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay, all right, are we ready for this?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Should we have drinks out for this?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
We don't have to.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I guess you guys got koozies.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Drinks.
I'm just going to have one.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I just didn't know if we should have drinks for the
read.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Oh, for the ad read We'll do that last.
Oh sure, We'll do it afterwards.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, dude, you think we're just going to fucking
start with an ad read.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I thought it would be good practice.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It would be good practice.
Actually, I think you should doan episode so you can practice
for the ad read.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
That's kind of awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You don.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You don't have to practice for an episode you just
kind of sit there and yap goodpoint, all right.
Uh, mitch, bring us in.
Dude, I hate it when you playthis game with me.
I'm so fucking nervous rightnow.
Are you hung over?
So so hung over.
You haven't been on the pod fora long time.
We all haven't been on the podfor a long time.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It's been almost a year, I know and I completely
fucked off last night too, likeI was like.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I know I have a podcast.
You're're out of it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
My better idea, dude, is to drink till 2 am and then
feel like shit, show up an hourlate, Dude it's like we never
left.
I know Nothing's changed.
You're right back in.
Nothing's changed at all.
You haven't missed shit dude.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
All right, gun to your head.
You have to deliver the mostexplosive intro that you've ever
given.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Dude, I three, two, one gun cocked.
Welcome back to another episodeon tap with the boys, boys.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It has been, I like, nine months, eight months.
It's been a long time it's beenforever.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I feel like I haven't even seen you guys in forever,
let alone sat behind the camera.
I'm so fucking scared right nowyeah, this is weird.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
We've only even been in this office a handful of
times since then yeah, I, I meanI've.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I came in here on like christmas by myself because
my dad told me the wrong timeto show my grandparents.
Oh, that's right, I forgotabout that dude.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, it's unbelievable, man.
I mean it's crazy how you gointo.
For years we have seen eachother at least once a week, been
there to record, and it's likeI was.
I was talking to cody today andwe were catching up like old
friends, you know like it's justcrazy, I know there's just I'm
just so busy now.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
You know two kids.
I was talking to Cody today andwe were catching up like old
friends.
You know, like crazy, I know,there's just I'm just so busy
now.
You know two kids.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Uh, bills, it's just too much Now we're back up and
ripping.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
This is an excuse to be back on a regular scheduled
hangout, which is the originalintent of this.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Is it like super cringy and a little bit weird
for me to say that Like.
Is it like super cringy and alittle bit weird for me to say
that Like, I feel like a part ofmy life is missing when you
guys aren't here.
Your last eight monthssomething's been missing in my
soul.
Dude it was weird man.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Like it got to the point when we first quit doing
it it was like, do I even wantto do this anymore?
Like it started to almost feellike a nuisance.
And then it got to the pointwhere it like started fucking me
up.
Like I think about it all day.
Every day people be messagingus and it would kill me every
time I couldn't even respond topeople.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
So it feels good to be back, boys dude, I honestly
in the bros I've been being soshitty like people ask me about
it now and I'm so sick ofanswering the question that I'm
just like a fucking dick someonebe like why aren't you?
Guys shooting the podcast andand we're like because we
haven't been fucking shooting it.
Dude, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You start getting snappy with them.
Yeah, literally Just like anasshole and they're like oh geez
, that's funny.
Well, now you don't have toanswer any more of those
questions, because we're back.
Mitch, catch us up.
How have you been, dude Brother?
I've been just been.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I worked like solid from June to like the end of
September.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Like seven days a week.
Richie Mitchie been on thatgrind, baby Dude I wish I had
something to show for it.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I don't know shit.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Really yeah, you got this sweet puffer vest on.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, dude, I bought it at a discount.
It's on the clearance rack.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Well, that's always good, you're stacking cash.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
You're working.
You just got back fromsnowmobiling.
Yeah, I went on a little trip.
That was a good time.
I thought I totaled my sled.
Didn't total my sled, that wascool I don't live and learn?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
yeah, I guess.
So, um, make sure your o2sensor's plugged in.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That's what I'm fucking saying, dude call it a
day checks and balances dude,pay attention yeah, um, you know
I really don't have anythinggoing on.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I just got back from a cruise, just buried my family
pet this morning, dude what away to start.
Yeah, what a wild turn ofevents.
On my kid's second birthday,someone hit my dog and killed it
on the side of the road rightin front of our house.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Dude, you dropped this news on us in the group
chat just as blatantly as youdid it.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And I didn't know how to respond.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I was like I don't know if I'm like supposed to be.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I don't even know why .
I don't even know why I didthat.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah you were just like that's my way of coping.
You seem so nonchalant about ittoo.
You were like dude, I gottadeal with this now.
And I'm like deal with it, dude.
Like mentally, or like I likeyou.
It seemed like you were moremad that you had to bury the dog
than you were that the dog died.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
No, I definitely was upset that the dog died.
It was a good dog.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, he was almost like serial killer, happy about
it, like, yeah, I get to holdthis dead dog, oh my God.
Yeah, that was a whole ordeal.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I mean like digging a four-foot hole through.
You know, four feet of frozenclay is not ideal at 530 in the
morning.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah dude.
I mean, that's just.
I feel like you should be alittle bit more emotionally hurt
than you are about digging thishole yeah, I mean, I definitely
am.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I think I just, you know, I got a little bit of the
tism.
I think I just process yeahemotions.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, you gotta seem like a tough man too, you know.
Yeah, that's gotta be strong,you know.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And there's nothing worse than when you it's like
the day you wake up knowing youhave to go to a funeral.
Or like waking up knowing youhave to bury your dog first
thing in the morning, like, dude, there's nothing worse than
when your eyes open, it's thefirst thing, like get to go bury
the dog today.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh my god, fuck dude yeah, uh, what a task to wake up
to have to do.
You know that was yeah, thatwas tough.
Well, it was even tougher too.
It's like our, our two-year-oldnow is like he's talking, and
last night he's like baxterdoing, baxter, do, like, what is
baxter doing?
Why is he not here?
I'm like, oh my god, now yougotta teach him.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I don't like that I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I'm not saying a word you just gotta throw on an.
All dogs, go to heaven and letthem figure it out.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I I've never actually watched that movie.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I saw it when our first dog died, dude.
Oh my God, my parents werestrategic on it.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, it's really strange for me, like I'll cry at
Ghostbusters but I just don'tshed a tear when something real
happens.
It's weird.
What's your long-term plan for?
Like, how are you gonna telllincoln that?
Are you gonna tell him it's?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
dead?
Or are you gonna tell him likeyou said no, I'm not saying a
word, you're just gonna hope heforgets about it?
Yeah, he's gonna forget aboutit, no doubt.
Oh, I give him a week, dude.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
The dog's gone from his mind like oh dude, that's so
messed up that you can do thatto kids well, he's young enough
I mean, if he was older youdefinitely couldn't just let it
pass it's messed up that you canjust trick him like that,
though, dude, and be like oh,he'll forget dude, I wouldn't
have even celebrated hisbirthday sometimes, if I don't
want him to like watch tv orlike you know something, you
know, if you just kind of likeshiny ball, shiny ball, shiny
ball, he just forgets aboutwhatever he was doing anyways
(08:37):
he's just he's that young rightnow where you can just kind of
distract him with somethingparents gotta be wild.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh dude, it's insane, it's insane what's it like
having two diapers to changeconsistently?
Like is it a load on on yourdaily chores?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
like did it stack up on you?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
no, it's pretty you gotta be pretty good at it.
No, I'm fast you ever getpissed on or anything crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Oh, cameron, yeah for sure, yeah, the the youngest
one.
He's well, he's only six monthsold right now.
He doesn't't anymore, but rightaway, initially, when they're
first born and the first monthor two, every single time you
change them, you got to put awipe on them while the diaper's
off, because that fresh airhitting them.
They'll just let it rip, dude,and they'll just start pissing
(09:21):
everywhere, is that?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
where boys get the urge for the rest of their life
to piss outside.
It's because of that.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Probably.
Yeah, a little fresh air hitsit and then boom, you got to go.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
There's no better piss than an outdoor piss.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
If I can avoid a toilet.
I'm going to every time,honestly, in the summertime,
I'll go on the back deck insteadof going to the bathroom.
Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, thank you I thought I was weird for doing
that dude.
Does Taylor think that's odd?
Oh yeah, definitely Jesus.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Christ Cody, yeah, she gets pissed because there's
the only way on my back deckthat's convenient for me, that
I'm not.
Okay.
My one side of my deck I'mfacing the road.
The other side of the deckfaces all of Lincoln's toys that
are on the ground, so I justkind of like aim off to the side
.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
But it's relatively close to like this little
playhouse that he has, you know.
So she gets mad about that.
But I'm so glad you broughtthis up, mitch, because on
christmas so me and my sisterdon't live at home, but we came
home christmas morning, didpresents whatever everybody gets
in the car, we go to christmas.
When we got back I immediatelywent to the piss spot at my
parents house right around thecorner, took a piss just like I
have since I was a child and mysister's like what the fuck?
We're literally about to goinside and I was like thinking
(10:32):
like who the fuck are youshaming me for an outdoor piss?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
and then my dad when you got a good spot too oh, dude
like a spot that like bringsback a memory for you there's
like a spot depressed into theground.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, bro I'm telling you, it is a chunk of dirt and
it's just dirt.
No grass hasn't been there for15 years and it's, it's, yeah,
my dad.
I remember him teaching me likethis is the piss spot and
there's probably like threegenerations of chris pissed
right there, dude, I mean, I'mover a thousand pisses in this
spot and my dad so my sister'syelling at me and my dad comes
(11:05):
around the corner and he's likewhat's the big deal?
He pissed right in the pissspot.
And she's like you guys have apiss spot and it's like my God,
you don't understand when.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Lincoln starts getting old enough to where he
knows to pull down his pants andjust let her rip outside.
I'm going to maybe put a littleticker, a little tracker on the
side of the porch and just like, hey, every time you come out
here.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
That'd make a great TikTok.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
We just tap the thing and then we know the stats for
the piss spot.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You should give him 10 cents for saving you a little
water every time.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
We have a well, so we don't pay for water Fair.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
But an unneeded flood .
You have a lot of.
I will.
That's.
That's wear and tear on thetoilet.
Dude 100 point like he's.
If he, you should probably gethim on a system where he only
knows you're allowed to pissoutside.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
No, definitely not.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's his mom will never yell at him about pissing
on the seat now that's gonnabite that was a big fight in my
childhood.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh my god no, because there's there's a fine line of
teaching kids when it isacceptable and when it is not,
because I've definitely been inpublic scenarios where some
little kids just letting her rippants around the ankles, butt
out or even just like facingeveryone.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah you can't be doing that in the 2020s dude
someone someone's looking atthat and not laughing about it
you know what I'm saying?
Someone's looking at that andgoing to prison.
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
That's what I mean dude, I remember in preschool
there was a kid that would drophis drawers all the way to his
ankles at the urinal.
Yeah, and even in preschool wewere all like what the fuck's
wrong?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
with this guy.
Dude, we had a, we had a kidthat did that in kindergarten
and we called him butt boy forlike three years.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
That's how you get these mean nicknames like to you
as a kid too.
You do in a like a.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You do things like that at a non-socially accepted
time dude, you know what thebest part is if you do that as
an adult.
It's a comedy routine.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Oh yeah, the funniest thing you can do.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It is funny the funniest thing you can do is
drop trow to ankle at the bar.
Yeah, with there's like eightguys in there pissing yeah,
there's nothing funnier it is.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It always hits, every single time.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I completely agree.
But this brings me into anotherthing my dumb high brain has
been thinking about is like whydo some guys think gay jokes are
hilarious and some guys are sooff put from them?
Because if somebody droppeddraw right in front of me in the
stall I would lose it.
Dude, it'd be so fucking funny.
But I got buddies, I'd be.
(13:26):
They would probably cut thatguy off.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
That's so fucking disgusting I think a lot of it
has to do with, like, your owncomfortability.
You know like if you got maybea little bit, a little bit of
gay in you, you wouldn't be okaywith it yeah, yeah, I could see
bean boy getting pretty pissedoff about someone like doing
some gay shit like that I couldsee him doing it and then
(13:48):
getting mad about someone elsedoing it yeah, he's that kind of
guy yeah, he's not verycourteous dude it's crazy
there's just such a spectrum ofwhat some straight guys are
willing to do on on the gayspectrum and just walk away like
it never happened yeah, youknow, like I think gay jokes
(14:09):
with the boys just keep thenight entertaining, no matter
what.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Like there's nothing funnier than like me very
homoerotically flirting with mybuddy in front of his girlfriend
.
I don't think there's anythingfunnier than that?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
yeah, it is funny, especially if they're
uncomfortable about it.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, their girlfriends hate it.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
That makes it funnier , yeah well, I think it's
funnier if the girlfriend thinksit's funny but they don't.
Because?
Then?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
you're both kind of like in on the joke and he's not
.
Yeah 100%, because as soon as Iknow a guy, a friend of mine,
is uncomfortable with thosetypes of jokes, I'm going to use
it to the fullest ability.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, you're stepping on the gas.
At that point I'm going toterrorize them.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I'm going to even give them a little hand hit.
Grab them on the thigh oh yeah,dude, there's nothing like
being gay with the boys.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this on this show
before, but I think that and I'mtrying to think of a way to
explain this that there's notmuch difference between some gay
guys and just being super horny, like I think that there's
certain guys out there thatthey're not necessarily gay,
(15:16):
they're just willing to have sexwith anyone that's willing to
have sex with them, and I thinkfor a lot of guys it's easier to
sleep with another guy than itwould be to sleep with a woman.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Really Does that make sense?
I think I get what you'resaying, but I think it's a crazy
accusation.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
There's just, I mean think of, I don't disagree how
many guys that have slept withwomen, that kind of look like
guys that you're just likereally well, I, to back you up,
I knew a guy in high school hewas a couple years older than me
who, like he, could get as muchpussy as he wanted, and then he
would.
And then he would brag to youabout how he convinced the gay
(15:51):
kid at our school to suck hisdick and smoke him up.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I remember you telling me this I know what
you're talking about dude, it'slike you would like.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, he sucked my dick and smoked me up like what
the fuck?
You can't even call him gay.
He just fucked like threechicks.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You know that's what I'm talking about some of the
craziest stories ever in my life.
How have I not heard?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
sexual validity.
Man is fluidity.
Yeah, that's what I would callit yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I think they just like to get their rocks off and
it doesn't matter who it is it'slike the rock or like brad pitt
.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You know they they could have fucked anybody they
wanted, and that's's whenthey're like I'll go for some
ass.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Are they gay Some?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
male ass.
Are you kidding me, dude theRock?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
and Brad Pitt.
I don't know what confirmed,but it's More than likely dude.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
It's a pretty Really.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
High-end A-listers.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
They go gay bro.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Diddy parties.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, I was just old ditty thing, like I don't know
that you think them guys are alljust gay or do you think
they're just like had hadeverything that you can have?
Might as well switch it up.
It's just, it's like a powerthing, you know.
It's like well, I've seen everyshade of nipple.
Might as well get some cockthat's some, actually that's
good advice seriously, dude.
See, I don't clean up enough.
I'm still straight man to theprime.
You know, I, I fucking, I'm gotmy snout down ready to go for
(17:10):
it.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
That's why I'll never be gay do you think you're not
like wait, what do you mean?
You're not?
You're saying are you sayingyou don't groom enough to be
with guys?
I think what.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Sam's saying is he doesn't get enough pussy to want
to suck a dick.
Exactly, I don't get enoughpussy.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I'm still going for it.
I haven't even achievedultimate pussy.
Once you get there it's likemight as well just suck a dick
Dude.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
this might be one of the wildest tangents we've ever
been on.
I'm so glad to be back.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know if I I understandhow you're coming to that
conclusion, but I don't think Iagree with it.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
No, how do you think?
You think?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
you just never get sick of pussy.
No, maybe you just need to trya guy just to see.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
You know, that's not a bad idea, Dude.
I think it might be a bad idea.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, so, anyways, we're going to end this short.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Just kidding.
Dude Sam, what have you been upto?
We went through what me andCody have been up to.
Oh, are you trying to get offof this topic?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
here man.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, I'm done with this topic, guys.
It's making me uncomfortable.
Dude, I might be a little bitgay, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Well, dude, lately I was just telling cody this
earlier I I've been on such aharry potter kick and I've it's
finally I finally accepted howmuch of a loser I am about harry
potter because I'm actuallyobsessed with it.
Like I will go through my daylike something will remind me of
something dumbledore did and inthe sixth movie, half-blood
prince, and I'll be like, ohyeah, that's like harry potter.
And then like I'll like tell myfriends like, oh yeah, harry
(18:53):
potter.
And they're all like what thefuck?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
yeah, dude, that's like straight up.
I don't even think I've seen aharry potter.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Oh, dude, I played the whole hogwarts legacy game
and then watched every moviewithin a two-week span I've seen
the first four movies for sure,none of the the other ones.
See, that's another thing, dude.
I realize how much of a loser aPotterhead I am, because when
somebody like I asked my buddyScrat, I'm like you like Harry
(19:19):
Potter?
He's like fuck.
No, like you ever seen him?
No, that shit enrages me, dude.
People put disrespect on theHarry Potter.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
You ever thought about tying him up in an office?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
chair like duck, taping him down, eyes pinned
open and just forcing him towatch all eight movies, or
however many there are in a row.
You know, I I don't hate theidea, but I want him to to have
the same love as I do.
Um, but yeah, besides harrypotter, I've just been, I've
been closing deals and fuckingbanging puss.
That's about it, dude.
I still live with my wife.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Scrat, the use, the use, just after the use.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, yeah, ain't nothing changed for me pal
Studio's a little bit cleaned up.
We got rid of the bottles.
We're changing the vibe in herea little bit.
We still have a couple of beerstoday just to take the edge off
, just to kind of chill, butwe're kind of switching things
up a little bit.
Wouldn't be surprised if wemaybe even change her up a
(20:18):
little bit more oh yeah, dude, Imean I the bottles, it's.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's a nice collection.
It led to a good like hey,let's take a shot.
But it's dude, I've been afucking loser man.
I a beer today.
Is is crazy for me like I yeah,this whole weekend it's sunday
when we're recording this I didnothing and that that was
foreign to me, dude.
I used to be like I had crazyfomo, and now I've been so on
(20:44):
the money grind that like Ican't even get myself to go out
anymore.
I feel that, dude, I'm honestlythe complete opposite right now
.
I feel like I can't even getmyself to go out anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I feel that dude, I'm honestly the complete opposite
right now I feel like I'm infucking high school again.
You just booze I startedhanging out with some kids like
around my area now, like thatwas the problem when I lived,
moved to this house in stacy asI was just so far from more than
I'm like I'm not gonna driveyou're an adult now you can't be
hanging out with kids.
Well, dude, they're the same ageas me, but so yeah, we just I
mean, we just absolutely fuckingrip it up every weekend like
(21:12):
I'm just a fucking degenerate.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
18 that's fun, though , honestly, do it while you can.
Yeah, do it while you can yougot no kids, you got no wife rip
it up, dude not to bend it all,how many?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
you were out of town for three months straight, four
months like yeah, I learned it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, it was.
It was a pretty brutal fuckingsummer.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
So what was the road like?
Were you letting her rip on theroad or were you pretty?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I mean, we were drinking every night, but it
wasn't like sleeping in hammockson the truck and shit that was
in florida.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, that was fun yeah, dude, let's go through the
storm man, because it was agood time I didn't.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
So I was actually pretty pissed.
I didn't get to go to the carCarolinas because you know how
there was like two pretty badones right in a row.
So like 80% of our company goesto the Carolinas and I'm like
one of the few guys that don'tget the invite.
So I'm fucking pissed off aboutit and we're whining.
And then, sure as shit,florida's about to get smacked.
So we load up, go down there,and then you got to sleep in
(22:10):
there with like 30 other old,farting men.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Jesus.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I just have no fucking interest in doing that.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
What do those things smell like?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Dude, actually those ones weren't the worst ones I've
ever seen.
They're like at leastair-conditioned and shit like
that and they give you a nicebedding and whatever else.
Like I like to sleep alone andlike that's another big thing
with Storm is you're always withsomeone for like 24 hours a day
constantly, so like you don'tget alone time and I just need a
little bit of that.
So I just bought a hammock atfucking Bussie's and I strung
(22:40):
her up in the back of my truckand I just slept under the stars
every night Because I was inFlorida.
That sounds so awesome, it was70 degrees out out, I didn't
care.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
That sounds awesome you ever get any lizards on you
no, no, it rained the one night.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I threw a little.
I had a dirt tarp.
I threw it over the boom like alittle tent.
Oh, that's sweet.
Yeah, it's fucking good to go,dude, that sounds awesome.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
It was like camping, very peaceful.
Yeah, it was great.
It's like you're in a tent.
Yeah, that's a great idea.
Honestly, um, what is like?
What do you guys eat whenyou're out doing that?
You just you like.
Yeah so because you're likeyou're working long hours in
those man camps they serve usthree meals oh, no shit, yeah,
so they you wake up.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Everyone goes to breakfast and then they have
like cold lunches that you cangrab you got.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
You go to like a chow hall, like they have a tree
yeah, they set up this massivetent with just a million fucking
tables and chairs and you justgo through like the high school
cafeteria and they just load upyour little fucking tray and oh,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
How many guys are in these camps I bet that one had
probably seven, eight thousandguys in it dang something like
that.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
I did not realize it was like that yeah, that was so.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
It was actually the florida uh state fairgrounds is
where that one was wow.
And then they had another oneset up at the buccaneers stadium
and, uh, that's, they had oneset up at the Buccaneers Stadium
, that's insane, they had oneset up at the Tampa Bay Rays
Stadium too.
And then the hurricane hit andit ripped the ceiling off the
Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Rays Stadium Are there a lot of chick linemen?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Because I feel like chicks.
There's not a lot of them,there's more chick tree trimmers
than there is linemen.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
So in these man camps it's not just linemen.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
It's just linemen, it's a lot of tree trimmers, a
lot of linemen, and then there'slike some storm cleanup guys,
like guys who just do like haultrash.
Basically, did you?
I remember there was somethinggoing on where, like they were
telling linemen to skip thehouses with the trump signs out
there.
Did you ever hear anythingabout that?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
no, that was a big deal.
Dude, dude.
We worked in the hood the wholetime.
I was like I mean, like thefucking greasy outskirts of
tampa, fucking hood was it uh?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
was there ever any like security problems, any
safety issues?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
no, not on storm dude I.
That happened in houston lastyear where people were getting
all rowdy but like usually whenyou show up, they're just happy
to see you.
Yeah, it's like the best timeto go there because, like
they've been on for a week andI'm here to fucking fix it.
You're the savior yeah, dude,also I found out a little life
hack.
One of my linemen taught me, ifyou give crackheads cold water,
they'll be your best friendthey won't fuck with you if you
just cold water bottles.
They think about the last time afucking homeless dude had a
(24:56):
cold water bottle that's afucking good point in florida,
dude florida yeah they'll beyour best fucking friend.
That's a cheap offering they'realways just like dude, you guys
got the coldest water on earth.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I fucking love you guys but they don't keep coming
back.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
No, they pretty much leave you alone after you saw
some water bottle.
They just mosey on down.
That's a good hack.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, it's sweet.
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All the fires going on in LAhave you guys seen anything
about that?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
right now.
Oh yeah, dude, I saw all theseinsurance companies are
canceling their coverage onthese, on these people that live
where the main fires are andlike another, this little
conspiracy that I've beengetting into.
But a lot of these houses thatare burning down are people that
are involved in the Diddy caseand they're not doing anything
to stop them.
People are starting to say itmight be covering up some
(26:49):
evidence.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
That's crazy yeah, um , I saw photos of like entire
neighborhoods, thousands ofhouses, completely leveled yeah,
it is like five million dollarstoo.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Like la is like you can't even get a house for less
than a million dollars, and it'sjust no water in the fire
hydrants.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
The hollywood sign burnt down like that place is
trash now.
Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
It is gone.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I don't know how they fucked that up, that bad.
It's changed forever.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Well, I was just listening to the Joe Rogan Mel
Gibson episode and Mel Gibsonwas talking about it.
He's like, yeah, right beforethis I called my son, asked how
it's going and he said all ofour houses are gone.
He's like you're, I'm watchingyour house get burnt right now.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Wow, it's like holy, I watched uh, I watched like a
gopro live stream of a duderipping around the streets, um,
on dirt bike, and he had like agopro on his helmet.
Uh-huh, I mean it looks likeyou're in a third world country.
It looks like a bomb just wentoff and there's I mean houses,
like I said completely to theground and it's just smoldering.
I mean I can't imagine what theair quality is like ripping
(27:54):
around in there yeah, dude, it'slike how do you even start?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
where do you even start?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
you know like I'm surprised we haven't got called
out there to go fucking startworking on power lines already I
watched a video this morning offirefighters just going house
to house shutting off open umI'm assuming gas lines.
It's just like a fire, just,and they just go up and use this
long tool and shut off the pipeor close it off, or I don't
(28:19):
know what they're doing.
Yeah, they're just going houseto house, but there's thousands
of these houses that are justleveled.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
It's like George Floyd all over again.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Except it's not Minneapolis.
I think LA is probably like 10times the size because it's like
so many.
I mean, the population densityin that area is insane.
You know, it's probably, like Isaid, like 10 times the size of
minneapolis dude the crazy.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Like the craziest part is like what do you even?
Where do they go?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
what does skid row?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
look how many how many fucking houses just burnt.
And it's not like you can goget a fucking hotel, because the
hotels are probably fuckingburnt like la is just not just
the hotels but hospitals.
Like they don't, like you can'tgo anywhere, you gotta just
leave like a lot of themotherfuckers probably do own
other houses, like in differentstates, but at the same time I
don't know, I don't think so,really no, I would say the
majority of people like that,like the regular, like the
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non-celebrities.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
That's like their only house and you know it's so
expensive to live there, Likethey probably don't have
anything else.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Oh yeah, dude, Like I don't know where the fires are
exactly, but imagine it takesout Compton, like what the fuck
are they going to do?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Well, I was thinking about Skid Row.
Like, have you guys ever heardabout skid row?
It's basically like, picture atown like five times the size of
pine city, maybe a little bitsmaller.
That is all just one hugehomeless camp, basically
cardboard boxes, wood huts, youknow, like whatever people are
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building their houses out of toget by, like there's, I think,
zero chance that that thingdidn't light up how many people
have died.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I don't even know is there any statistic?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
I'll look it up.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Look it up like you think about that, like I'm sure
they just told everyone toevacuate the city.
How many of them?
People probably don't even havethe means to get out of the
city.
They just have been in la foryears and years and like have no
reason to leave.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Oh, wow, a lot lower than I thought it would be as of
one hour ago.
16 dead and 16 missing, bro,that's still crazy.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I mean, that's not really that bad for a natural
disaster, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, but I'm sure they had a little bit of a heads
up and now keep in mind too.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
This is still very new.
That's only 16 missing.
That's only if people call andsay I can't find this person.
You know what I mean.
Imagine how many people don'thave any relatives.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, how many people aren't being looked for?
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah, I mean, if you're a homeless person and
your family doesn't know whereyou are anyways, they're not
going to know if you died in thefire, it's probably way higher
than that.
Honestly, it's insane.
The pictures are nuts.
Yeah, the it's insane.
The pitchers are nuts.
Yeah, the pitchers are nuts.
I couldn't imagine but they'vebeen saying that for years, like
all it takes is just one onewrong wind and the whole city.
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I mean that's been for yearsthey've said that we're just
getting lucky.
I think it fires like thisevery single year.
It just never gets this bad.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Well it does get that bad, it just doesn't not where
the high population area is?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I would venture to say this probably isn't even
really that bad of a wildfirecompared to what they usually
get, but just the path that ittook is probably the most fucked
.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah, that's insane.
It was like 72,000 homepolicies were canceled by State
Farm Jesus.
Christ so all these people.
You're not getting any moneyfor your house.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Especially the insurance companies.
They already got the squeeze onthem.
People are I, you know shoutout uh, our boy luigi.
I'm not even a luigi guy, butit's like I didn't even realize
how fucked up insurance andhealth care is in general, and
all the insurance companies arelike the dirtiest businesses in
the world yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
They're fucking horrible.
Yeah, what was that statisticlike?
Even in the 08 market collapse,there was not one insurance
company that went bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, why would they?
They can find a reason tocancel your shit yeah good point
.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Every single industry had an absurd amount of
bankruptcies, but it was theinsurance industry.
There was not one bankruptcy.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
It's the biggest scam in the world and you have to
have it.
It's against the law to nothave it.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
I don't know where I was going with that.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
That was embarrassing .
You don't think about it untilyou're not getting any.
Oh my God, dude, I can't evenimagine your whole world is in
that home.
You have that peace of mind ofbeing like well, I'm covered,
we'll get the important stuffout, the things we can't get
back.
And then to find out yourcoverage was snipped like like
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that, probably because someunderwriting in the contract and
it's just just terrible.
And it's tough because it'slike you know, with luigi taking
, assassinating a ceo, you knowthat directly is not going to do
anything, that's, if anything,that just hurts a family but
something neat like what couldwe even do to make it better?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
as people like the problem with like what happened
there and like killing a ceo.
There's 5 000 guys that workfor that company that are
already gunning for that guy'sjob anyway, they have a
replacement already yeah, Ithink it was just more of a
statement piece, you know yeah,exactly, it's just like a like
public awareness, yeah, likethose political activists
that'll like throw paint on themona lisa.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Oh, dude, that shit was getting me heated up, man,
I'd be watching tiktok and it'dbe like there was a huge run for
a while, specifically in europe, where, like they were just
tarnishing every old artifact,they could fuck up and like,
dude, I'm kind of history buff,you know, like I just I'm
obsessed with history and like,oh, dude, I was getting mad.
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Man, it really started to turnme transphobic watching those,
or like when people were gluingtheir hand to the basketball
courts and shit like that's sofunny.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah, that's crazy.
I mean like you don't.
I mean, I know you're justmaking a statement, but what are
you?
What are you really doing here?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
yeah, I never in your hand like why are you gonna go
sit in the middle of the fuckinghighway and ruin my day about
it?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
oh dude that shit makes me.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
That's the that's the most angering one is when they
sit in the middle of the fuckinghighway and then they like get
mad that you run them over dudeI.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I know like it had to be germany because it was.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
It was white dudes that are scary you know like
where they got that scary?
Look to them russia.
And dude.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
There was these fucking tootsie rolls sitting
there holding arms and, likefucking dude, this guy just
comes and starts clocking them,moving them over.
I I know that I wouldn't takethe physical route, but I would
definitely get upset andprobably do something crazy
because I just can't.
If I was on my way to work likecody and that's what I always
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think dude is.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
It's like what if I'm on my way to work?
You know how fucking annoyingthat is for me.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Well, we actually know a lot of people that were
affected by that, by the riotsin minneapolis.
Oh really, you know thesemarches that were going right
down 35 like dude.
That was thousands of peoplethat were not able to go to work
because they just were liningup on the highway.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah, and it's like what's your work's not gonna
fucking cover you, dude.
No, at least my job wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Well, we don't have pto, most people be like all
right, that's a fair excuse.
Like we're literally looking atyour car, I just feel like
you're not gonna get paid.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Still, like they can't be mad at you, but you're
not gonna make money like you'refucking directly taking money
out of my pocket.
That's gonna fucking make meangry yeah, good point.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I didn't do anything to you.
Why are you making me late forwork, like I?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
get that.
It's like a public showingthing, but at the same time it's
like you're not all the peopleyou're trying to go after,
you're not fucking their day up,dude.
Yeah, that's.
You're fucking up everyoneelse's day, everyone.
You expect everyone to be likehappy about it?
Speaker 3 (35:36):
yeah, why don't we, like you know, have everyone go
in the insurance building andblock all the entrances and
exits to that one specificbuilding?
Speaker 2 (35:43):
yeah, I like go in there, go into the insurance
building and hit all the buttonson the elevator.
Yeah, that's a good protestdude, I'd be all game for that.
That doesn't fucking ruin myday, that's a good like buddy,
the elephant just all thebuttons in the fucking empire
state building.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
These big sky rises, yeah, yeah, that would actually
be crazy.
But yeah, don't block off thehighway.
What are you thinking?
Should we block off 61 and PineDude?
That would be so funny.
That's the quickest way youcould ever get hit by a tractor
dude.
Yeah, they're not going to beputting up with that.
No, no, people around here aregoing to be like all right,
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we'll wait.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Dude, he'd be on a Facebook group in like 30
seconds we had one protesterduring those protests in.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Pine and there was at least 40 people that drove past
him screaming shit, If we triedto stop 61, dude, I can't even
imagine what would happen to us.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Yeah, you're for sure getting almost hit right, I
think you got to do it.
They're swerving probablytowards you but what's our cause
?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
what would we?
What's something that justfucking pisses you off right now
oh, a lot I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Um we I know one dude arizona iced tea going above 99
cents what is?
That?
No, that's not real.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
It's not real.
If it is it's, it's the placethat you're buying it from.
The fire electrician did awhole video on this.
They've never, changed theirretail price ever and if you
have to buy it for more than$0.99, it means that the gas
station that they sold it to isknocking it.
That's the reason that theprice is going up.
It's not Arizona.
Dude, don't go after them.
They're good people over there,Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Dude, I waved at the new homeless guy in town.
Yeah, I drove just past him.
He was right by the thriftstore.
I drove by, gave him a wave, nowave back.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
No, he actually doesn't want to be talked to, he
wants to be completelyunbothered.
There was one of our friends.
They brought a full meal to him.
We're like hey, I thought maybeyou would like this food.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Absolutely not I don't want anything from you
turn it down.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
I was like damn okay I like that dude.
He's an unorthodox homeless guyhe sleeps on the bench.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
It doesn't matter if it's negative 20 or 40 degrees,
I mean, this guy's sleepingright outside of the office,
right here he's sleeping on thebench you have to give credit
for the dedication.
Like I, I respect it that guy'sway harder than me, dude and
there's a homeless shelter, youknow, probably 30 yards from
where I saw him well, here's theproblem with some of those
homeless shelters that thepeople don't want to use them
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because a lot of those placesyou have to be sober, they make
you make you blow oh damn if youblow anything, a lot and a lot
of them are faith-based, like,so like it'll be a religious
deal.
I don't know if this one is ornot, but I know the one in grand
forks was like um, I knew a guywho was just sleeping on the
street and I was like, why don'tyou just go to this place?
He's like then I can't right,dude, starting to see some
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underlying issues here, buddy.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
So the homeless shelter.
Right in behind my there's anapartment complex.
Right next to it yeah, and mybuddy.
So they built like this big asspatio for the homeless to chill
in, and my buddy lives in thatapartment complex.
His fucking porch thing thatcomes off the side of the wall,
whatever you might call it withyour fancy words patio he uh, if
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you just hang out there, dude,you're literally like hanging
over the the patio for thehomeless people, and so he's
right there.
You can just hear him gettingrowdy at night, fucking yelling
really just yeah, oh my god,like yelling at each other yeah,
dude, like just like getting inarguments on the phone and shit
and he just has to deal with.
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He's the closest personpossible to them and they're
just right there, dude.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
We went to uh.
We went to a winter storm onthe east coast a couple years
ago and we stopped in uh,kentucky on the way out.
There, spent the night inkentucky and the power was out
in like most of the town,besides this hotel we were
staying in, so they're truckingpeople in from the homeless
shelter to come stay at thishotel and we're all like sitting
out drinking in the lobby, youknow, hanging out, and they were
like out front taking selfieswith our cases of beer because
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they're like they can't drink inthe homeless shelter so they
like thought it was the coolestthing ever that they could take
a picture with the case of beer,did you give them?
Speaker 3 (39:56):
a couple of beers on their homies.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
No, no, no, my one of the guys I work with.
There's very like contrastedcharacters in this story because
like there's some like realreligious guys and then there's
some guys that are just liketight ass and hard ass at the
same time, like not gonnafucking give up anything to
anyone.
We're like the one dude's likewe all just made you know x
amount of dollar, like ton ofmoney, all on double time
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driving out here like we didn'tdo anything all day.
You like, if you think everyoneshould like throw together like
20 bucks and we can donate itto these homeless people, and
then like the guy who makes themost money and he was like fuck
them, dude, I'm not fuckinggiving them a set of my goddamn
money oh geez well, okay, Ithought about this too.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
I was.
I was doing a drawing, filminga drawing at the casino the
other day and they're this guythat won this truck it so you,
you, when you win a truck insome of these big drawings, it's
like you win 75 000 credit togo buy a vehicle at whatever
dealership is doing the drawing,or 40 000 cash or whatever it
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is.
And this guy that won he waslike mid 70s and you know, I was
walking with him over to thetruck to go take pictures with
the one that's on the floor and,um, I was like what do you
drive now?
And he's like tearing upbecause he's so happy that he
won, you know, and in my head Iwas, like this is really cool,
like I don't.
It's rare that I come to thesedrawings and people seem like
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they deserve to win this youknow, and he's like I drive an
03 Chevy Blazer with 300,000miles on it and I was like, damn
, that's sweet, so you're dueyou know, and then I start to
think like damn, maybe thereason why he's driving a busted
ass vehicle right now isbecause he's here too much yeah
and then I started to think likedamn, and I was telling some of
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the people there about this andthey're like, yeah, you can't
like really think about it toodeep because you will find
reasons to not be happy.
It's like just be happy for theguy and move on with to the next
one oh you know, he took thecash no, he took the yeah, well,
seventy five thousand dollarscredit, so you still got to pay
the sales tax on the vehicle,though damn.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
So what if you so it's just credit.
You can't cash out that creditat all that's why you have the
cash option sure yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
So it's like forty something thousand cash or which
you also have to pay tax on, orseventy five thousand dollars
credit to a new vehicle.
Dude, what would you take?
I'll probably take the truckbecause even if you, after you
pay the sales tax, let's say onthe high end, let's say it's a
75 000 truck you're looking atprobably 20 grand in tax, maybe
a little more.
You know that's out of pocket.
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The truck is still worth thesecond you drive it off the lot
60 something, you know.
Yeah, at least so you couldstill flip it.
You know you need to still bemaking like 40 grand cash, so
you might as well just take thecash option.
Honestly, see, I don't know man.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Unless you really need a truck.
I think I'm taking.
The only reason is, like that'slike free money, like I have a
truck that I pay monthly on.
So if I take the truck option,not the cash, I'm basically
giving myself an extra thousanddollars a month because I'm not
paying my fucking vehicle off.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, that's a good point.
You know what I'm saying.
It's a good point, and if youtrade something in, you take
that, um, the amount of whatyour vehicle is worth.
You take that out of the salestax as well.
Oh fuck, yes, so you trade insomething, and then you I'd be
getting money.
You're lowering the total cost,so you pay less tax, so that
maybe that is the way to go.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
That sounds like a good problem to have dude dude,
I have never won shit from thecasino and I had the most luck
I've ever had on new year's meand me and my buddy shout out
habel.
We went and visited codybecause they had all this crazy
shit going on at the casino andwe're just about to leave and I
was like, dude, I gotta hit thegreen machine, but I've never
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won on it.
Like every time, I'll put atleast a 20 in it.
I put a 20 in it.
Hit it.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Once 100 pops up, I cash out, bring her in, walk my
ass out dude, here's the problemIn order to win, you got to
play a lot and the odds are notin your favor.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
So like you play a lot, you're going to lose a lot,
and the odds of you winningthey're so slim.
The only way you ever lose ingambling is if you give up, is
if you stop.
Yeah, there's only two types ofpeople, dude, there's fucking
winners and quitters, okay.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
There's no losers.
Financial advice for Mitch.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Dude, that road gets so tough Like I'm a weird person
when it comes to money.
I'm a weird person when itcomes to money.
I'm very cheap and so I don'tget crazy in the casino, I don't
get all fucked up.
But I have a lot of friendsthat have insane gambling
problems for the age we are nowand it's sickening man.
I'll be in there with a buddythat'll be up two grand and I
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know that doubled his net worth.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
And they still can't cash out.
Dude, I lose 40 bucks and I'msick to my stomach.
Yeah, dude, I have no.
I cannot.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
I have no entertainment with gambling
anymore, like I don't get anysort of rush out of it at all.
Even if I win, I'm like dude.
This was not worth it to me.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
I'm the same way.
When I was like 18, it was thecoolest thing ever, yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
The only thing I'll do is play pull tabs, and that's
because it's more of a socialevent than it is to like.
It's literally just somethingto do, and if we win money then
it's like, oh, we get freedrinks.
Cool, if you're strategic onthe box, like it, it's.
It's not always a loop that theodds can be in your favor they
you know they can be close toyou get in there.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
I don't think you should ever think that you are
gonna win at pull tabs.
You should always go into itwith the like, the expectation
to lose your money.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
No, dude, I was a couple summers ago.
Shout out Cammy, because Idon't think I gave her enough
thanks for this.
But she would hit me up everytime there was a hot box and she
was working.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
You're outing her right now.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Is that illegal?
Speaker 3 (45:30):
It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
It was seven years ago, okay, or more she would
just hit me up and be like hey,there's a hot box up here and,
dude, every fucking time I wouldget a couple buddies so we
could buy the fucker out Do themath.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Dude it was quick bang.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Yeah, that's definitely frowned upon.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Yeah, definitely frowned upon 100%.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Fuck him, dude, I can even like one of the times I
brought Bean Boy and Scrat andwe each took home like 700 right
before we got that's insaneScrat and we each took home like
700 right before we got Becauseit was we had dumped Like $900
in a piece to try To get to theend and some guy Walks up, old
dude, he's like you guys mind IfI throw a 20 in and be like,
yeah, we do.
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Fine, dude, I never have,because I get upset when people
Get boxed like Protective of thebox.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
They get territorial.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
I've been playing that for an hour.
It's like cool dude, I just gothere and so, like that shit has
always pissed me off, but whenyou're in the heat of it, man, I
can see it.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
I understood it for the first fucking time.
Dude, the most I've ever loston pull tabs was $200, and I was
literally sick to my stomach.
I wanted to cry.
I was literally sick to mystomach, I wanted to cry.
I was like, oh my God, why didI just do that?
Yeah, I don't think I've everput more than $200 in ever.
I mean other than that $200?
Speaker 2 (46:45):
I've done $200, probably a few times, but I've
never done more than that.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
My second highest loss was probably $40 or $60.
I mean, I don't ever spend thatkind of money on pull tabs,
Dude.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
I remember this years ago when I was 18, my grandma
gave me 100 bucks for mybirthday and I went straight to
the gas station and I spent itall on scratch serious.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
You're in your head.
You're like this is aninvestment.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
I'm like I'm gonna fucking make more than that
hundred and I get to do scratchoffs legally.
For the first time I've wonlike six dollars, dude no way it
was.
It was like a good firstexperience, adam, though,
because I can count on one handhow many I've I've scratched
since you know.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Oh, my god.
That actually reminds me when Iwas a kid.
I bought one of those fakescratch offs that said, like you
win like 50 grand or whatever,and I gave it to.
I want to say it was my auntfor christmas and she lost her
shit.
She scratches it off.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my.
She's running around, she'sscreaming, she's, and before I
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get to say like it was fake,she's already on the phone
calling people did the humilitystart setting in?
Speaker 1 (47:50):
where you're like, you almost feel bad she was
pissed.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
She was pissed and I was like that was fake, Read the
back and she was so mad.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Dude, that's such a fucked up joke.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
She thought she hit it big dude.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Oh my God, I felt bad about it.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
That would ruin me, dude.
It would absolutely ruin me.
It was bad.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
It was bad oh and I would be that.
I would take it so bad toowhere I'm like fuck you, fuck
everybody, ruin family christmasprobably get so embarrassed, I
tear up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
I would make a scene, dude I.
I'd have to come up with 50grand for dude.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
It's tough like when somebody pulls a prank on me
either I find it the funniestthing in the whole world or I do
not handle I usually don't takeit well and it's tough because
I love fucking with people.
So when you do that you have totake them on the chin.
You have to accept that I I'mopen to these jokes too, but god
damn it, I don't handle it wellsometimes.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Dude, if you ever got re-pranked on a prank.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
That's the worst feeling no, I'd love you to
elaborate, oh man dude one time.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
So we were staying on the road and we stole this
kid's mattress.
We just we pulled his mattressoff of his bed, put it in one of
our rooms, put like the coversback on it so it looked like
there was a bed.
It was just shorter and he likegot in his room, just fucking
pissed off, bitch, and he's likethere's no fucking mattress,
like angry as fuck and we'relike out at dinner and I'm like
giving it to him, like really,really laying on, like how bad
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it sucks that he doesn't have abed.
They get back to the hotel andmy bed's gone dude, this is the
worst night of my life.
Now I'm drunk and I just bulliedyou for three hours about it,
oh my god the whole time heknows that I don't have a bed in
my fucking room.
That's the worst feeling in theworld, funny did you
quarterback the originalmattress removal?
Speaker 1 (49:36):
yeah, so they went right there.
Yeah, they went right to thesource.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
I don't dude.
I still don't know how they didit.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
They got it out of my room before we went to the
dinner, somehow so they justknew the whole time as I was
just feeding it to them and thewhole time they were like this
dumb ass, yeah, for hours didyou suck up your pride and just
lay on the box ring, or did youtry?
Speaker 1 (49:56):
no, dude, I went.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
I went and fucking got a key for their room and
busted in there and fucking rosehell dude, how do you?
Get a key for their room.
Oh, you just go down to thefront desk and lie about your
name, dude.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
That's stupid.
Oh, that's so funny.
We were in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
You gave them too many ideas.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
now, dude, we were in Mexico Me, tyler and Tucker
forucker's sister's wedding.
Tyler was sleeping.
He's taking a nap during themiddle of the day.
We'd all got hammered in themorning and I go down to the
front desk and tell him that I'm.
I'm tyler bloschek yeah I getinto his room and he's still
sleeping and we hide tucker andI hide in his closet until he
(50:32):
wakes up, god dude until hewakes up we start making noises
and rattling the wall.
You know he wakes up and he'swalking around and we the wall.
He wakes up and he's walkingaround and we jump out and scare
him and he freaks out.
He's chasing us.
I climb up on the balcony,climb up on the roof of the
hotel In Mexico it's all claytile shingles.
So as I'm running across theroom, tyler is smashing these
(50:55):
clay tiles sliding off the roofof the hotel as he's chasing me.
You know, catch a fire, exit,go down, whatever.
He never caught me, but Jeez,that was funny.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Sounds like a movie scene.
Dude, it felt like a moviescene.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
I would be so mad dude.
I'd probably be naked, dude,because I only sleep naked.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
He was in his boxers.
He was in his boxers chasingafter me off the roof of the
hotel.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
That chasing after me off the roof of the hotel.
That's so funny, dude.
That's almost crazier than whenMitch shit his pants and
flushed it down the toilet.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Oh my God, dude, we're still doing this bit.
There's no bit that I want todie more dude.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
I'm sorry, I do want to say Cody and I were talking
about that trip just a coupleweeks ago and we were just
thinking like how the fuck wasthere even?
How did we even consider himfor a second?
Like that's kind of fucked updude.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
how are you guys ever gonna put me in that spot, dude
?
First of all, if I shit mypants, I'm gonna be the first
one to.
I think that's funnier than youdo if I shit my own pants.
That's comedy to me, that is.
It is a good joke, dude.
Everyone, everyone's, allowedone pants shit per year as an
adult yeah sure, I would agree.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Fine, there's nothing wrong with that yeah, yeah,
absolutely shout out cody ray,the true, the true pants, the
legend, the legend himself thepit bull or what?
What is his, his calling cardworkhorse?
Speaker 2 (52:14):
he's a pit horse dude , half pit bull, half workhorse
fucking a boys all right damndude, I think we go wrap this
thing up.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
I'm hungry, let's go get.
He's a pit horse, dude, halfpit bull half work.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Horse Fucking A boys.
All right, Damn dude.
What do you think we go wrapthis thing up?
I'm hungry, let's go getsomething to eat.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Did I just smash so much Taco Bell before I got here
?
I'm going to go take a nap.
I'm going to go get somethingthat gives me diarrhea.
We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Hell yeah, boys.
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