On The Howse

This week, we’re drafting red flags like it’s the NBA Combine for emotional damage.

Julian and John go head-to-head in the first-ever Toxic Trait Fantasy Draft, building their dream teams of walking chaos. From girls who ghost and Venmo to astrology addicts and club fighters, no toxic trait is safe.

Expect wild picks, unexpected stories, and plenty of moments that’ll make you question your own dating history. Who built the better tea...

This week, it’s all about birthday vibes and unexpected chaos as John visits Julian to celebrate another trip around the sun. The duo recap a weekend full of memorable moments, including interesting encounters, bold food choices, and some truly strange compliments.

Things got weird—in the best way—and both John and Julian found themselves acting a little out of character. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you might even relate a ...

John and Julian are back in their feelings—and their inboxes. In this episode, they open up about their frustrating experiences with dating apps, why they decided to delete them (we know already why John did), and what they’re learning about connection, patience, and self-worth.

They also take a stroll down memory lane to highlight some of their favorite podcast moments from last year, laughing (and maybe cringing) along the way.

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John and Julian return after a six-month hiatus with fresh takes, life updates, and no shortage of laughs (or existential dread). In this episode, they dive into personal relationship updates and tackle the often tricky topic of handling money in relationships—from joint accounts to splitting bills and setting boundaries.

Things get real when the duo launches into an unfiltered rant about the fear of dying alone—because why not ...

Welcome to On The Howse. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? You missed us didn’t you? Come on, you can admit it. You did? Awww you sweet, sweet mofo, we missed you too 🤗. In this long time coming episode, John goes to CT?! Did Julian find a wifey??? Was there a mention of speed dating?? And find out why there’s a bar that Julian swears he’ll NEVER go back to. The guys reconnect and hilarity ensues. So sit back relax and enjoy the fella...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode the fun continues!!! The guys do a full episode of smash or pass and this one gets intense! 😱 Full of laughs and interesting discussion, this may be the most profound and most goofy episode yet. And they aren’t even drinking!! Tune in to see the sober version of the fellas in this week’s episode of On The Howse. Have a question you want answered? Or a topic you’d like discussed? Or even a w...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode the guys are back in their respective roles and all is back to normal…or as normal as they can be 😅. Julian decides to step out of his comfort zone and answer some questions about sex😱. The fellas do their best to answer questions most women are afraid to ask men. Things get interesting 🤔, spicy 🥵, and humorous as always 🤣. Have a question you want answered? Or a topic you’d like discus...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode the guys switch roles?!😱. John brings in the episode and tries the produce role on for size…spoiler alert, it probably doesn’t go well. Julian takes over the fun segment and actually does a good job? 👀 Is this a permanent change? Will they take over each other’s roles? What is the topic they even talk about? You’re right, let me get to that. The discussion is about letting circumstances di...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode the guys are talk about 🚩🚩🚩. Haven’t they done this before? You might ask, and if you did, we love you, you loyal listener you 😜. If you didn’t, step your game up and listen more often and we’ll do our best to entertain you…but I digress, previously they talked about their own red flags, this time they discuss red flags in women they’ve dated and want to avoid. A couple serious ones are ...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode the guys are the opposite of serious. They are exhausted, goofy as always, in a celebratory mood, and one is tipsy from the start (it won’t take you long to figure out who). The topic? It’s supposed to be something about yappers, because of some trend thing Julian knows about (John is too old and surly to keep up with these things), but I don’t know if it really gets discussed. Sure, they ta...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode the guys get serious and talk about feeling worthy to be loved. How long do the fellas stay serious? Not long…BUT it is a hard hitting topic that both have experienced ups and downs with. The discussion is informative, and sometimes funny, even if wounds both old and new have been opened. Julian makes a big announcement!!! Tune in to find out what this life changing decision is! Also, send a...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode we discuss getting deep 😜…not that kind of deep, get your mind out of the gutter. Does surface level conversation aka small talk annoy you? Or are you great at it but want to learn how to get past it? Either way, we talk about how to really get to know someone beyond the surface. Well kind of, there really isn’t a conclusion in his one it just kind of ends with a goofy ass statement. Watch ...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode we discuss Julian…no seriously, we discuss him and how he approaches women. His triumphs, fails (there are much more of these), and how his confidence has grown. We have some fun with “Would You Rather”, and shenanigans ensue as the guys are clearly in a very silly mood. What is the conclusion they come to? Does John get to brag about wifey? Will Julian ever find love? Find out the answers t...

Welcome to On The Howse. In this episode, we share an update…on our dating lives! 👀 Well we know John is taken…so taken Liam Neeson might be coming for him…so for him it’s a relationship update. Julian makes a plea, talks about his triumphs and fails, (spoiler alert, it’s mostly fails). Of course the guys go off topic and discuss plenty of randomness. You ever see the wind get taken out of someone’s sails? Well you will in this ep...