On The Phone With Matt

On The Phone With Matt

Welcome to On The Phone With Matt! New episodes every Wednesday, probably! Now on Bluesky @onthephonepodcast.bsky.social buymeacoffee.com/onthephonepod

Episodes

November 26, 2025 21 mins

This week Matt talks about Coke Zero bottle caps for a minute, then goes on to rant about idiot bus drivers calling dispatch for the dumbest reasons. Happy turkey day!

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This week Matt talks about going to see the musical "Firebringer" for his birthday. He also talks about the new "IT" show "Welcome To Derry," then does a spoiler-filled review of the movie Weapons.

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November 12, 2025 18 mins

This week, Matt talks about a strange nap he had, and how it made him feel weird for the rest of the day. He also talks about seeing the Aurora Borealis with his own eyes!

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November 5, 2025 29 mins

This week, Matt gives an update on his workplace injury, talks about his nose piercing and what he didn't expect, and talks about something that happened this week at work that really pissed him off.

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October 29, 2025 39 mins

This week, Matt talks about injuring himself at work and having to take a couple days off to heal up. He then complains about bad service at a new-to-him restaurant, while giving some pointers to all servers about how to do the basics of serving. He also complains about yet another bad experience at Taco Bell. There is plenty of cussing in this episode.

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October 22, 2025 29 mins

Matt and his wife have something strange going on in their home, and they're trying to figure out what's causing it. Maybe you can help. Is something or someone doing it?

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October 15, 2025 20 mins

This week, Matt vaguely talks about why he's missed the last couple weeks of this podcast, and about all of the deer that are in the town he lives, as well as the hunting season changes that were affected by a deer illness that is sweeping Ohio.

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September 24, 2025 22 mins

This week Matt talks about giving up his car because it costs too much now, and how much alarm clocks suck.

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September 17, 2025 12 mins

Matt's dealing with more allergy BS this week, but takes some time between sneezes to complain about terrible advertising and Halloween themed products.

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September 3, 2025 29 mins

This week, Matt complains about a few things that have been getting on his nerves. Some he may have even complained about before here, but those things are still getting on his nerves. A few involve social media! Speaking of social media, join him on Bluesky @ onthephonepodcast.bsky.social‬!

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August 27, 2025 37 mins

This week Matt talks about his first colonoscopy, then gets into a discussion about college students getting hit by cars, because he almost hit one this week! Why don't they look both ways before crossing the street? The world may never know.

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August 20, 2025 14 mins

Matt is drained this week, so in this short episode, Matt vents a bit about being the go-to guy for people to dump their troubles on, and updates on seeing the GI doctor after being sick, prepping for a colonoscopy, and tells a crappy story about the restaurant where he got food poisoning.

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August 13, 2025 22 mins

This week Matt found some of his voice, and decided to update everyone on why he missed last week's episode, and what's going on with his bowels. You could say this episode is full of sh*t, and you'd be right!

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July 30, 2025 34 mins

This week Matt talks about his car breaking down and the BS associated with it. He also reviews Happy Gilmore 2, so SPOILER ALERT! (if you don't want to listen because of spoilers, FYI, he liked it)

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July 23, 2025 26 mins

Matt is sick and complains a lot about the events that happened already this week.

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July 16, 2025 23 mins

Matt and his wife went to the dealership to see about selling their car back to them and get another one, and it didn't go well. And then it rained and the back door that they had "fixed" THREE times already is still letting rain in. Will it ever get fixed? And what did the park manager say about it? Find out!

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July 9, 2025 25 mins

This week Matt talks about starting up his old podcast, Quick History, AGAIN, and how the car dealership he bought his car from wants to buy his car back from him. He also talks about how he got scammed by the NGL app and how you should avoid subscribing to it.

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June 25, 2025 29 mins

This week, Matt talks about how effective saying "bless you" is after a sneeze. He then blows his mind thinking about how many products there are in the world, and finishes it up with how bad some band's videos are.

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June 19, 2025 32 mins

This isn't a Juneteenth episode, per se, but it is being uploaded on Juneteenth. That wasn't by design. I'm just late.

This week, Matt talks about his last couple of days at work which prompted taking off on Juneteenth to give himself a 5 day weekend, which was needed, as well as updating the ongoing AllerVie situation.

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June 11, 2025 43 mins

This week, Matt dives a little deeper into Pride, and talks about how he's Pansexual, Demisexual, and Polyamorous. He also went to see Kevin Smith's Dogma in the theater for the 25th anniversary showing and talks about that experience, as well as the visit to Waffle House after. Join him! Not at Waffle House. Unless you want to.

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