On The Phone With Matt

On The Phone With Matt

Welcome to On The Phone With Matt! New episodes every Wednesday, probably! Now on Bluesky @onthephonepodcast.bsky.social buymeacoffee.com/onthephonepod

Episodes

August 20, 2025 14 mins

Matt is drained this week, so in this short episode, Matt vents a bit about being the go-to guy for people to dump their troubles on, and updates on seeing the GI doctor after being sick, prepping for a colonoscopy, and tells a crappy story about the restaurant where he got food poisoning.

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This week Matt found some of his voice, and decided to update everyone on why he missed last week's episode, and what's going on with his bowels. You could say this episode is full of sh*t, and you'd be right!

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July 30, 2025 34 mins

This week Matt talks about his car breaking down and the BS associated with it. He also reviews Happy Gilmore 2, so SPOILER ALERT! (if you don't want to listen because of spoilers, FYI, he liked it)

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July 23, 2025 26 mins

Matt is sick and complains a lot about the events that happened already this week.

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July 16, 2025 23 mins

Matt and his wife went to the dealership to see about selling their car back to them and get another one, and it didn't go well. And then it rained and the back door that they had "fixed" THREE times already is still letting rain in. Will it ever get fixed? And what did the park manager say about it? Find out!

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July 9, 2025 25 mins

This week Matt talks about starting up his old podcast, Quick History, AGAIN, and how the car dealership he bought his car from wants to buy his car back from him. He also talks about how he got scammed by the NGL app and how you should avoid subscribing to it.

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June 25, 2025 29 mins

This week, Matt talks about how effective saying "bless you" is after a sneeze. He then blows his mind thinking about how many products there are in the world, and finishes it up with how bad some band's videos are.

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June 19, 2025 32 mins

This isn't a Juneteenth episode, per se, but it is being uploaded on Juneteenth. That wasn't by design. I'm just late.

This week, Matt talks about his last couple of days at work which prompted taking off on Juneteenth to give himself a 5 day weekend, which was needed, as well as updating the ongoing AllerVie situation.

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June 11, 2025 43 mins

This week, Matt dives a little deeper into Pride, and talks about how he's Pansexual, Demisexual, and Polyamorous. He also went to see Kevin Smith's Dogma in the theater for the 25th anniversary showing and talks about that experience, as well as the visit to Waffle House after. Join him! Not at Waffle House. Unless you want to.

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June 4, 2025 27 mins

This week Matt complains a lot about constant noise, all the time, everywhere. He also dealt with Affirm last week, a company that allows you to make payments on an online purchase from a retailer, and it wasn't a good experience. Affirm has no clue what they're doing. Happy Pride Month!

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May 28, 2025 35 mins

Don't be a dick pizza! This week Matt talks about getting allergy shots and being shocked to learn of a new charge he's being forced to pay. He also reviews Richard's Pizza in Hamilton, Ohio!

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May 21, 2025 26 mins

It's not just Matt's health! He also updates on how his studio is turning out and... well that's about it. It's a short one this week cause he's sick! Lucky you!

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May 14, 2025 29 mins

This week, Matt updates his wobbly desk situation, then talks about being sick with a new unknown ailment. It's the last week of school at the University, and the students are antsy for summer to start! They're driving terribly even more so than usual, and more students are getting hit by cars. Tune in!

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May 7, 2025 40 mins

This week, Matt talks about the move to the new home and the issues surrounding that. Hey look, it's a shorter episode!

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April 30, 2025 63 mins

Sorry for the long episode! This week, Matt talks about how much of the little crap he does at work to help make everyone else's jobs easier, and nobody knows he does it. They could do it, but they're all lazy. Then he speaks about changing positions at work and the struggle that decision has become.

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This week Matt talks about being sick, and how his doctor dropped the ball. He also talks about watching WrestleMania for the first time in forever and what he thought of it. Lastly, he discusses the BS drama he has to endure just to move out of his current home.

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In this episode, Matt talks about finally finishing the original Netflix "Daredevil" series, and starting the new "Daredevil: Born Again" show on Disney+. He also talks about the new Tim Allen show, "Shifting Gears," and finally getting around to watching "The Conners." Do you agree with what he thinks about these shows? Let him know!

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April 2, 2025 39 mins

This week, Matt talks about being sick last week which caused him to not put out an episode. He also talks about getting his nose pierced at a great local shop, and also shares a story about getting his eyebrow pierced at a terrible local shop, and the pervy old guy that did it, as well as some other stories about that guy that prove why he's such a creepy perv. Ladies beware!

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This week, Matt complains about boycotting things, and talks about more than a few restaurants that have pissed him off enough to keep him from ever going back. McDonald's? Burger King? Skyline? Yes. And a few others. Who's pissed you off enough to stop getting money from you?

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March 14, 2025 24 mins

This week, Matt was late with this episode, so he threw this together to please the podcast gods. He rambles on about why he was late with it, as well as a few things that bother him, like terrible restaurant service, and technology, which will eventually be their own episodes. Join him, won't you? Or don't. Whatever.

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