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🔥🎧 Episode 219 - Call A Bondulance🎧🔥


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    (00:10):
    Well, that's not right. In fact, it's the same feeling
    as the Blues winning Origin Black.
    This is on the Ranch. Season 2025 has come to a close,

    (00:35):
    but the show must go on. Episode 219 from the Ranch,
    brought to you by Molly Malone'shere in the beautiful Fusion
    Network Studios in central townsor West End.
    Something West End. Technically, I think it's very
    close to the Causeway. All right, one eye.

    (00:55):
    Yeah, OK, fair enough. You know, mate, I'm Rob.
    That guy is Morgan. That guy is Pistol Pete.
    You better believe. It and there's Bill.
    Hello. We're all here.
    It's a full House, almost. Yeah, but foursome is back.
    For awesome foursome. Just shove that up.
    You asked that bloke that messaged in the other weeks and
    that I'll be missing for anotherthree weeks straight.

    (01:15):
    I mean, been here, been here forthree weeks in a row now.
    Fuck yeah. He.
    Wasn't far off. He wasn't far off.
    Shout out to Eric Parkinson. Yeah, for that comment.
    Yeah, shout out, Aaron. You're a legend.
    Yeah, called his bluff. One of the best.
    Her bluff. He gave us, he gave us a, a pale
    pass. Yeah.
    Good. Later on, yeah.
    Thanks for that. Thanks for running.
    Regular listener. Very, very loyal listener.

    (01:38):
    It's good lad, I heard. LL Oh, hang on, you know what if
    I say on like the real radio shows?
    First long time listener, first time caller.
    Something like that, Yeah, Thereyou go.
    Who was he? Aaron who?
    Parkinson. Parker.
    Parker. Hey.
    Calling out for you, mate. I'll probably not in next week
    if these boys are still doing it.
    If you want to come on and sit in the illustrial chair, then
    yeah, we send us Adm. Already, already he's ruled

    (02:00):
    himself. I've got something on the
    season. Actually got something on Next.
    Year, you know we're bought on Tuesday.
    The only man who books all theseappointments on a Tuesday
    afternoon. So I can do Monday.
    Cole could probably even come onMonday if he's really wanted.
    Yeah, I can do Monday. Well, I can't do Wednesday.
    Indoor crickets Wednesday, but Icould do Monday.
    But I do have someone on Tuesdaynight.
    Tip and he didn't actually book it.
    This is on the ranch. I'm just getting in there.

    (02:23):
    If you guys are running next week, Parker, if you want to
    join the panel, there's a spot open.
    Parker, you're in. Bring your shit tips and you'll
    beat Pete. Patreon.com, where there is well
    over an hour of chatter this week.
    And what chatter it is, I don't think there's a subject we
    didn't touch. We went back to old facets of
    complaining about things around Townsville and food.
    Yeah, pretty much, but not in a bad way.

    (02:44):
    Like, that was a good chat, yeah.
    It's good spoke chat Paul there.Yeah, palapters.
    I look at the clock and it's at 20 to 7 and normally we'd be
    almost wrapping up the main shownow.
    I mean, we're just starting. And you're not getting the
    Molly's tonight. Man, no.
    We HelloFresh, Yeah. How long a monster?
    HelloFresh yeah, family man overhere I'll.
    Tell you what you look at, Slim.She tells me the other day.

    (03:08):
    By the way, I forgot the candle.HelloFresh.
    It's coming. We haven't had it for however
    long. I'm not.
    I don't hate it, but I prefer. Just get what you want.
    Yeah, get whatever you want. Like, right out with the soup.
    Feel like a rack of lamb tonight?
    Let's get that. Or what?
    Whatever. But.
    Yeah, it's in the fridge. It shits me because it's like,
    put this in the pan, cook it fora bit, set it aside.

    (03:29):
    You cook the next thing in the pan, cook the that for a bit.
    Set that aside. Yeah, like it's and spaghetti
    bolognese. Everything's going in.
    You just put it all in one You. Start cooking step one, and then
    you get to Step 3. Now peel and cut all this up.
    Well, hang on, why wouldn't I have done that already?
    Yeah. Fuck or the one we have I think
    is Dinnerly, which is pretty much the.
    Same thing but cheaper, yeah. I wrote dinner, but basically it

    (03:51):
    goes cut this up, prep this, cutthis into 2cm squares and I'm
    like, I don't have enough space to put all these ingredients for
    a start. Like I'm I'm not rich.
    We get with my muscle shift. So you basically you peel it
    off, whacked in 7 minutes later eating dinner, nothing to clean.
    Happy, happy loss. Micro plastics.
    Terrible love micro plastics. I I like for plastic.

    (04:11):
    I do, I do enjoy it though, but I did learn after about the
    second or third time cooking. Hello, freshers.
    You've got to go over the recipefive times first.
    Yes, and then go. All right, I'm gonna go to Step
    5 now and cut my potatoes and then put that in the oven first
    while before I just start cooking meat Willy nilly do.
    You find there is. I find there is more wastage in

    (04:34):
    packaging in those things then just There is just.
    Yeah, packaging is awful. Everything's.
    There's like 15 packets for one meal, Yeah.
    You put it in and. Sometimes you don't use it half
    of it, like, all right, we've got a grated piece of Parmesan
    packaging at home because I already had an open parmesan
    cheese anyway. Yeah, there's that.
    Yeah. But that comes in handy for

    (04:54):
    later on when you go, oh, we really need this.
    Yeah, hang on, we've got a HelloFresh satchel.
    Someone in the house thinks theyknow how to cook it better than
    what the instructions actually say.
    Doesn't sound. Familiar.
    And you've got a whole bunch of extra ingredients which no one's
    going to touch and it goes to spoil anyway.
    Yeah, or I actually just put it in my meals, so.
    This was a broccoli and cauliflower mix and you didn't

    (05:15):
    want to put the broccoli in? Nah, Nah, Nah, didn't, didn't
    feel it. So what are we doing with the
    broccoli bit in it? Four days later, you find this
    floppy bit of broccoli branch that's still hanging in the
    crisper. You know what I enjoy?
    It's like it's not a nothing. Crispy about What's in that?
    Crispy. Not a HelloFresh thing, but I I
    enjoy once 1/4 when everyone decides to get healthy and you
    go bullies and you buy all your health foods and you get all

    (05:36):
    your veggies and stuff and they go on a crisper.
    And about three months later, your zucchini's about that big
    because it's shriveled up and your potatoes grown a stalk and
    all goes in the bin anyway. Hey, it's natural.
    Sometimes it's cold down there, so there's a zucchini.
    It does, yeah. Yeah, you lose your girth.
    You've not There it is. You should have a word of the

    (05:57):
    week and you've just snuck it in.
    That's that's. Good work, very goofy.
    Now you have to use that word 20more times tonight.
    I use it in the tips. Yeah, that's a tip.
    Send us a well, don't send us out well, send us a speak pipe.
    We'll do the speak pipe first. I actually.
    Was sending one in today. Well, you didn't though, no.
    But it it over timed at a minute30 and then I didn't get a
    chance to redo it. I can send it now.

    (06:18):
    Oh it's not on me phone just. Go live to air.
    That's fine. Like share subscribe, you did
    good last week. You made the subscribe thing to
    go over across like as I was pointing, that was really good.
    Watch us on YouTube, even if youput it on and just walk away,
    get the views up or get us to 150 YouTube Subs.
    I think we're about 100. And three 400.
    Four we. Got a new one this.

    (06:39):
    Week new one climbing Archie wason last week and what a good
    guest he was. He said, hey gents just wanted
    to he was OK. He sent he sent this message
    straight of I think the next day.
    Hey gents, just wanted to thank you again for having me on last
    night. Clearly it was the next day.
    Really enjoyed it. You've got a new Patreon
    subscriber. Hello.

    (07:00):
    How's that? We're gonna have a fan on the
    Sunny Coast. We've got a real and radio host
    subscribing to a fake radio show.
    We do. We have one Internet.
    This is this is real. Also shout out to my nephew who
    I just learned today listens. Shout out at Rob's nephew.
    Yeah. Hey, Brantley, How you going,
    Brantley, Brantley. I know.
    Brantley, Gilbert. No.
    It's like. Brendan and Grant.

    (07:23):
    And Bentley, yeah, I'm not sure where the history's come from,
    but it's yeah. Grantley.
    Brantley. Brantley.
    Oh, I'm thinking of Grighton. Who's that?
    Grighton Grantley. Who's the Australian host?
    Yeah, who? The actor from Carl Williams.
    Yeah. Carl Williams, Grighton.
    Is it Grighton. Grighton.
    Grighton Grantley. Yeah.
    Carl Williams. Yeah, he played Carl.
    Williams in Underbelly. In Underbelly, Yeah.
    I was gonna say I know that namefrom somewhere.
    Yeah, Grighton Grantley. Was that his name?

    (07:44):
    Yeah. Grighton.
    Grantley took on the Morans. Yeah, and won I did.
    Watch that. I'll tell you what.
    They didn't really. They didn't.
    They portrayed that characters so well with him I reckon.
    Oh yeah. Great shot.
    Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah.
    Underbelly one. Yep, Yep.
    Chef Chefs. It went downhill pretty quickly
    on the 30th episode, 30th spin off.
    Top. I think it lost it when it went

    (08:04):
    to underbelly. Squizzy.
    Yeah, it was on a high until Squizzy.
    Yeah, Tail of Two Cities was great.
    Yeah, Tail of Two Cities and theGolden Mile was good too.
    Yeah, yeah. But that's the that's the only
    three that I've watched. And then?
    Squizzy came out. Gel it went.
    Yeah, I got told not not to borrow about Squizzy, so I never
    did. Yeah.
    That was like for 1800 as one orsomething, wasn't it?
    Like the olden days. No razor.

    (08:26):
    Razor was Razor was decent. Razor.
    Was no fine and then. Squizzy coming out after Razor,
    Yeah. Fine.
    Yeah, Razor. Yeah, his razor was when they
    brought in the law of consorting.
    Yeah, so they could stop. People.
    Oh, the Consortium Squad. Yeah.
    Yeah, that's exactly it. I wanna see our friend Andrew
    Ruler talks about the ConsortiumSquad.
    Yeah, yeah, he would. Yeah, I wanna see The Real
    Housewives of Kelso. Oh, that would be good.

    (08:47):
    You could start a Facebook page or an Instagram.
    Real Housewives also. Let's do it, yeah.
    That is ATV show worth. Watching that is actually good.
    That would be good to watch. Speaking of Karl Williams, have
    you did you hear that the court appeal for Tony Mokbel has come
    back up again since he's alreadyserved 18 years?
    I thought he was out free. No, he's, he's been, he's been

    (09:08):
    behind. Didn't he get out on lawyer?
    XI don't think so. Go by.
    I thought he got out on go. He's appealing something can
    since he's already served XML. You're right, it looks like he
    can. He's out straight back onto the
    streets, popping pills again. Straight.
    Wow. Allegedly, or getting caught
    quit in court before the suit ofFedrine in the back.
    Of this I love his story of getting out of Australia in the
    yacht when they sailed him over to Greece.

    (09:31):
    A lot of Christopher's case about it.
    Very much so. Yes, yeah.
    Didn't they truck the the boat like across the country?
    Yeah, how to like kill Esperanceor like broom or?
    Something something silly like that, yeah.
    They were actually going to comeup to North Queensland and send
    it but they got, I think I got busted at some point and I had
    to re redo it and I had to buy another boat or something.
    A great story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
    You can think a great story. Yes.

    (09:53):
    All right, well, we are a footy podcast.
    Allegedly. No, you're.
    In the season. You wouldn't know it.
    The season is done, yes, but there was a game.
    There was a couple games. Pretty good game too, I must
    admit. Yeah, I enjoyed it.
    Maybe. I didn't like the result.
    No, I hated the result. So 22 to 26 for the men's

    (10:14):
    80,000. I don't know, sell out,
    whatever. What else do you say?
    Everyone saw it. Top of their head man.
    I was there in 2017. I think you'll find that that
    was 83,000 or something. I had some friends there on the
    weekend. I had a great time.
    I said. It was a great atmosphere and
    yeah, I did enjoy teddy swims. Well, it would be.
    It would be a great atmosphere. I mean, it's a grand final.

    (10:34):
    Wasn't sure because I reckon it was like a Broncos home game.
    Yeah, that's what I heard. Yeah, because like, obviously
    not having a Sydney team in it, like I was like, oh, this would
    be interesting to see what sort of crowd turns up.
    But no, the Broncos turned up. You get a lot of Broncos fans.
    Bronx Nation, They turned up, that's for sure.
    Frost Nation, You. Know that you know about it
    either. For 19 years, man, they've been

    (10:54):
    strutting around as if they're the kingpins and the glamour
    club. They own everything.
    They've done nothing in 19 years.
    Which is surprising. Now they win this, Yeah, you're
    gonna hear about it for another fucking 20 years.
    Yep, they along with them. And I know you're gonna
    disagree. Bronco supporters, Rooster
    supporters, Collingwood supporters and New South
    Welshman. The most fucked up cock heads of

    (11:18):
    human kind history. I don't agree.
    I was a bit late on the button, my bad.
    Smoke coming out the deck after.No, they're just annoying.
    They're the worst supporter base.
    Very irritating. NSW men are not so bad 'cause
    normally we flog them. Yeah, yeah.
    But they've, they've got that fart sniffing, Yeah, a little

    (11:40):
    bit eye in the sky, sort of. They're better than everyone and
    they're just not. And the Broncos are just the
    same. I only know one or two
    Collingwood supporters. Yeah, they're.
    We're we're we're mighty by number is 110,000 of.
    Us. They're OK, Yeah, I can handle
    them. I mean, most of us are internal.
    I can handle most AFL supporterssomewhere out of bail 90% of the
    time, but I see I'm not. I don't really hang with in that

    (12:02):
    circle. I don't read forums or anything
    or. Roosters are pat.
    Roosters are wankers. Yeah, that's vacant me.
    Roosters and Broncos and just cock heads.
    I think they just, they, they got this entitlement.
    They do. Yeah.
    Syndrome about it or Roosters, you know, or Easts.
    We're, you know, we're one of the originals and then Broncos
    are like, well, we're the Queensland team, yeah.

    (12:22):
    That's why I like Rabbitos, because they like the working
    man. Underdogs, you know, you reckon
    yeah, we'll get kicked out of a comp.
    We're to fight our way back in. This is our our you suddenly see
    CPIV. Say I like the Cowboys
    personally, Yeah. Hang on.
    Man, we all know that I'm a my second third teams is the
    bunnies. I thought it was the dogs.
    No, fuck. Fuck.

    (12:42):
    Fuck the dogs. Yeah, but he's been tipping the
    dogs. No, I was born in Canberra, so
    Canberra. And then for some reason I had
    raided socks on, not raised socks.
    I had bloody Bunny socks when I was a kid.
    I had a Myrtle and melon green. You can't.
    No Cardinal and Myrtle you. You can pick up anything at
    Vinnies. You can, yeah.
    But you know, so I've I've got asauce spot for VR for bunnies.

    (13:03):
    Yeah. Well, I OK, very rough.
    All right. Well, anyway, that's the grand
    final. I turned it off pretty much
    right on the last slide. Actually, it's probably about a
    minute to go. I actually tuned in differently.
    I tuned in about 20 minutes intothe game.
    Then I watched it all the way through the end.
    I watched the women's game. That wasn't bad.
    I missed that. Just a shame the Broncos won
    that as well, yeah. Yeah, if I've cleaned up
    Brisbane, so let's see if I've got the Lions, they've got the

    (13:26):
    NRLW and NRL and that and and something else.
    Right, the only thing. I and.
    Queensland Origins, Queensland Origin, The only other thing I
    want to see them Brisbane win now.
    It's the heat. Heat.
    Yeah, yeah, it's something. Even the heat.
    Did the Heat win last year? Or was it that?
    Year before. Yeah, we won last year.
    Was it Tazzy? No, it was Tazzy.
    It was Hobart. Yeah, Hobart.

    (13:46):
    Yeah, Hurricanes. Yeah, it means.
    The Stars are the only franchisenot to win it.
    Really. She's a good one.
    Yeah. Which?
    Is good. Is is the Heat 1 back-to-back at
    all or am I? Nah, they've only won twice, not
    back-to-back. But.
    They were in finals back to. Back they were in, yeah.
    Right. Oh, they choked.
    Was that that massive choke? Yeah, 'cause.

    (14:08):
    Creeper freaking Connolly. Yeah, biggest joke ever.
    Buys him. That was one of the biggest
    jokes in Catch. The ball, Josh Brown for crying
    out there. They were killing it, weren't
    they? Just collapsed.
    Yeah. Now I'm I'm told Broncos shares
    popped 30% on a grand final win.Yeah, so if you listened to me
    before the the game and I recommended you go out and buy

    (14:29):
    some Broncos shares. Now they were about $1.36 or
    something. They popped 30% and 30%.
    They've settled down a little, but of course you would be well
    ahead if you listened to me the other week.
    That's all I'm saying. I don't understand how the
    shares go up because. They're going to sell a
    truckload of merch. Really.
    Yeah, plus, plus, you know, league leaders like what else

    (14:50):
    are you going to judge a a stockon you?
    How else do you judge a football?
    Team. Well, it has to be merch.
    Merch and all that crap go go 5 days or one month or something.
    You'll see they really, they popped big time and they said
    they did a. Bit.
    Holy they went over twos. Yeah, If I went OK, so you would
    have made a good little line on,you would have made a good
    little profit if you sold at thetop like a lot of people did.
    And there you go. Back now, they settled.

    (15:12):
    They settled, yes. It's a bit like Telstra share
    that's. A good looking graph though
    you'd have to go Max Billy, go Max.
    Yeah, Optus's copping and you couldn't.
    Pay me. Look at that, they are popping.
    Look, I'm I'm with Optus, but rightly so, they should copy it
    for that. Oh, it is awful.
    I've I've been an Optus customeronce and I never ever, ever will
    because they there's there's twothings Telstra hasn't done to me

    (15:34):
    is a sell my well, get hacked and then give all my information
    to some others. It wasn't.
    That and I've also haven't had atrouble calling 000.
    Yeah, yeah, yeah. Except when some floods happened
    down South and it took out all of the phone lines for whole the
    whole of North Queensland. Yes, you remember that.
    Yes, yeah, we were at Goldfield Ashes when that happened.
    There you go. Because really?

    (15:55):
    Yeah, I don't. Yeah.
    Because it was sunny. It was.
    It was sunny. North Queensland here, but it
    happened down South. Yeah.
    Yeah. Apparently like the main in line
    and the secondary line was supposed to be separated but
    they weren't. They weren't.
    They were like 2 meters apart and one.
    No, they are separated, but theyboth had independent incidents.
    So the inside line was down the Toowoomba Range area and that
    range got hit and then the coastal line got hit separately

    (16:17):
    with a separate issue near I think the Chugen Desal plant.
    I want to say yeah. Yeah, because because that was
    that was the only time I could never remember not being able to
    ring triple. Zero.
    Yeah, I remember. That was crazy.
    Can't say I've ever needed. I've never not been.
    I have had to ring 000 but now I've never been denied well.
    That's really odd, what happenedwith Optus the other way 'cause
    it they service update or something like?

    (16:39):
    That was supposed to divert the number.
    So in their change management plan, number one, I've had at
    some point divert Triple O to, you know, whatever.
    Before you turn this off, not through this trunk, maybe divert
    some calls, Yeah. Right.
    And they either skipped a step or it just.
    Wasn't in there and then what happened in the end like 6
    people lost their life or something like that.
    I think I. Think three people at least.

    (17:01):
    Three or four, yeah, directly attributed to it, that's unreal.
    And however many more but. Isn't there a offline number you
    can raise it like 91? Or 11112?
    Nails it. I think 911112, yeah, I think
    even 999, which is. 999 in British.
    UK one, but I think if you ring them in Australia they all
    divert to triple O. Yeah, it does.

    (17:23):
    And if they haven't diverted triple O to the right call
    centre, it just drops. Should we test it on you 911
    just. Put your put your phone on
    airplane mode and take Wi-Fi offand ring 112 and just see what
    happens. Yeah, we'll do that.
    I don't know. If you're on your phone.
    I don't know if it'll work on ifyou put airplane mode.
    On Yeah, because it's meant to be designed for no reception.

    (17:44):
    I know. No, you need airplane airplane
    mode. But if there's nothing, you need
    something. No, it's meant to work
    independent of the network. Yeah, that's right.
    Yeah, it's. Called.
    Well, try. It try it on the airplane mode
    on your phone that's. Not how airplane mode works.
    Yeah, I know, but I just want tosee him try it on his phone.
    What's interesting is when so kids smartwatches now Yep, you
    can get with a SIM card in it and they can dial emergency

    (18:06):
    services yeah right. It dials triple O we have
    accidentally done that's not really and on the on the watch
    lights up and goes police, fire,ambulance was like oops, sorry.
    Oops. Hang up.
    You don't. You don't stay around to explain
    what happened. No, I I just go look.
    Sorry. Misdial.
    Yeah. That'd hit.
    That'd get it more all the time,more often than what they'd

    (18:28):
    probably actually receive. Phone.
    Calls they get, they get droppedcalls all the time.
    We've we hear it come through the thing and they can trace it
    back. Yeah, yeah, they can.
    They can ring you back like they're.
    It's pretty clever. Yeah, Yeah, Garmin have released
    something similar to that as well, where if you're going on a
    high call, whatever at Bush, youcan buy a Garmin thing or it
    even could be on your watch thatif you break your leg or
    whatever, you can activate. Yeah.

    (18:49):
    Yeah. It's called a right there.
    Yeah. Wasn't it?
    It's called an APEB. They've been around for at least
    a decade. Like we've we've, we've had them
    with scouts for forever. Similar little device that if
    you send the kids out off into the Bush.
    And then if one, and we told them or we used to tell them if
    any anything really bad happens,like you can't move somebody.
    Yeah, you pull this thing out, press the button.

    (19:10):
    Yeah. And then when that happens to
    whoever's got registered to their name.
    So in our case, the epubs are registered to the scout group,
    which the contact details, the, the general manager leader,
    whatever. And so that when that thing gets
    activated, then emergency services then ring the group
    leader and say, hey, your epub has been activated.

    (19:30):
    Is there is there an emergency? And I'll say, Oh yeah, we've got
    kids up at Hidden Valley on a hike.
    I guess it's an emergency. Or they'll turn around and say,
    or it's the group leader sittingthere fucking around with it by
    himself, saying, I wonder what this does?
    And then goes, oh, shit. And then his phone rings.
    Yeah, sorry, that was me accidentally.
    Yeah, that sounds like that's happened before.
    Yeah, yeah, happens. But that activates GPS or

    (19:51):
    something and they can 0IN on itcan't.
    I yeah, I couldn't tell you, butI'd say so because you've been
    able to have handheld GPS, you know, for if, if not longer.
    You're meant to have an epurb ifyou go out on a boat.
    Yeah, that's. Yeah, further than the Six Mile.
    I know the Apple Watch. Satellite.
    Has emergency direct. Satellite.

    (20:12):
    Connection, automatic emergency call and there have been.
    There were a lot when they firstdid it.
    There were a lot of false positives.
    Drop in and. Just, you know, because the
    heart rate goes too high and it just calls emergency services,
    says come get me, I'm having a heart attack.
    Yeah, right. OK.
    Or someone's in a car accident. They're just a little nose to
    tail car accident and the Apple Watch dolls.

    (20:33):
    Things off. Yeah, right.
    Tell you what. Good if you need it, but
    annoying if you don't. I reckon the Titanic could have
    used an E perp. Would have done an E perp.
    That would have. Californian around the corner
    could have come and come and saved the day.
    Mayday. Mayday.
    Mayday. Let's see if it's if it's some
    Telstra phones now they've got asatellite to them so you you can
    send a text message from the sticks to back to civilisation.

    (20:56):
    Yeah, it'll show you. You actually have to like line
    up of a satellite a bit. It tells you what to do.
    It's pretty cool. Telstra's doing their own
    Starlink I believe I. Think as well.
    I think it's it's I think it's linked up with.
    It it is, you can put your home phone number to a Starlink
    connection, which is something you can't do by or directly.
    From US separate, I believe Telstra are actually shooting up
    their own satellites. Oh really?
    They might be. They might be back hauling
    through Starlink now, but I believe that.

    (21:18):
    They are, yeah. So their greater plan is to
    become their own. They are.
    I mean, yeah, they're eventuallyputting their own satellites, I
    mean. NBN's replacing the Sky Masters
    if you want. Yeah, yeah.
    I mean, it'd be silly if they don't really, because that's the
    way the world's going. They're just.
    Go Starlink, why are you competing?
    Because they, because they have to, yeah, Australia versus.
    America just gonna get cooked. But then there's.
    Also got their own. There's also government agencies

    (21:39):
    won't use. That's true.
    Good point. Foreign owned?
    Yeah. Infrastructure.
    That's a very good point. Certain certain government.
    Agencies, yeah, 'cause Telstra is, it's privately owned, kind
    of, right? Private, public share.
    Yeah, Yeah. But it's, it's, it's, you know,
    the government can just say, hey, give us your logs.
    Yeah, yeah. It's like.
    It's like it's a bit harder to do that with Starlink or the
    Chinese one that's going up there too.

    (22:00):
    So the government handed handed their pie to a private equity,
    but they left their whole hand in the middle of it, Yeah.
    Pretty much kind. Of and they said no, this is but
    we we take. So if Telstra's doing that,
    what's the current share price on the ASX for Telstra?
    Let's have a look. Should get in on this record.
    No, no, I reckon be pretty bad. If you had it got in it when it

    (22:21):
    when they sold all the shares, yeah, it was like 8 bucks a
    share or something. And then two years later.
    This is perfect time to buy. It'll be low.
    So. Maybe you don't buy at all.
    That's terrible. You'd be losing, man.
    It's. Back there it's.
    On its way down. Have a look at when they sold.
    Yeah. Yeah, but.
    Roughly 1990. 9 There's the thing with the charts is if it's

    (22:41):
    if it's gotten that high before that, it'll get that high again.
    No, not how it works. Just it's just when I think you
    get pretty, you got to find the Fibonacci's and the.
    Also Tristan the crew, PS Bun 01roulette and you think you'll do
    that again? It'd be like while you're in the
    premises. Not while I'm staying.
    No, now we won't. No, I was just looking at when

    (23:04):
    Telstra was sold. I'm sure it was around the 90s.
    I think I'm it might have been high school or in late 90s it
    got sold. Yeah, I think so.
    Now correct me if I'm wrong. I remember it was about 8 bucks
    a. Share But the person selling it
    at the time was that the government, Ronwyn Bishop in
    charge of that. No, it was Howard.
    Yeah, but it wasn't Ronwyn Bishop in charge of that.
    So, Howard, she was a helicopter.
    I reckon it was. I reckon if you did, man, I

    (23:26):
    could be dialed in here, Bronwyn.
    Do you reckon? Who was in charge of it?
    Was it Bronie? Bronie.
    No, I don't reckon it was. I don't reckon it was Bronie.
    I reckon I'm I'm running with Bronie.
    So tells us they're sold in three stages, T1T2 and T3
    between 97 and 2006. Well, the Howard government was

    (23:48):
    in until 06 and Bronie was there.
    We need. Treasure.
    No, we need to know the communication.
    But no, she wasn't treasurer. That was Costello.
    We need to know the communication Minister of those
    dates. That's what I was looking at,
    yeah. Costello was the You see,
    Costello has a fall from grace. Did she go a fight at the
    airport with Channel 9? He lost that.
    He was like, no, no, he was the chairman of Channel 9.

    (24:09):
    I think he lost his job because he got in a fight at the airport
    with a journalist or something. That's a mistake.
    I don't know who that I I can't find.
    I just want to see at least Bronies name associated to a
    sale. We need the Nine 1990s
    Australian Communications Minister.
    Loading. Senator Richard Alston.
    Oh yes, I remember him. He's the one who he he fucked me

    (24:29):
    in. I'm pretty sure he he did some
    bad. Shit, no, that was.
    Turnbull did too. Which was surprising 'cause he
    was tech savvy. No, I thought no BM was old
    Gillard. Old Aussie male Aussie male
    Turnbull. Yeah, Aussie male.
    Yeah, yeah. No, Olson was definitely one of
    them. I remember that name 100%.
    Hang on. Here we go.
    Conroy. Conroy.
    Stephen Conroy was here's a bit of, he got it right at the end.

    (24:51):
    Yeah. So Alston then it was Daryl
    Williams. Never heard of him.
    And Helen Coonan. Coonan can.
    You just see if Bronny had a fingernail on the South.
    What was Bronny doing? I I want money on sports bed for
    Bronny because when remember shegot done in the helicopter gate.
    Yeah, I put on and she was the speaker.
    I put money on but she was goingto get sacked.
    So she should. And she got sacked 2 hours

    (25:13):
    later. She should have got sacked 20
    years before that. Oh, just selling Telstra.
    I remember him. Stop.
    Buying. Oh, no.
    OK. There we go.
    Why did government sell Telstra?Because Bronwyn Bishop's 20.
    Three years. She was minister for Defence
    Industry, Science and Personnel from 96 to 98.

    (25:33):
    Yeah, there's a minister went downhill then the minister for
    aged care from 98 to 2001. That's that's why that's.
    That's why that system's fucked.I don't think she had too.
    Much we're out of season now in OHK okay I.
    Don't think she had mustard Telstra when she was doing aged
    care well. She was in on the 5th of August

    (25:55):
    2002. She was calling out there's the
    government to prohibit Telstra from buying free to air TV
    stations. I see she was a part of Telstra
    that he. Do you guys remember Optus
    Vision? Yeah, yeah.
    Yeah, you know, there's a pub intowns over Allen only recently
    got its Optus vision sign taken off the wall.
    Because I didn't. Oh, really?
    Yeah, it had a big sign businessvision, Yeah.

    (26:16):
    Hotel Allen, Yeah, has been under Renaults.
    Oh yeah. For longer than this bloody
    hospital's been getting built. But you know what's been open
    the whole time though? But Pokey's room is never.
    Closed. Is that right?
    Yep, still going, still going. Hard.
    More chilly. I I was up at the hospital.
    Did you have a day that one had a little tour you?
    Have at the new hospital. Yeah, interesting spot.
    Just here. Yeah, just here did.

    (26:37):
    You get it. On that one, yeah, a little.
    Do they have two stairwells? They do have a stairwell.
    They do now. I did see infamous stairwell.
    Every stairwell. I don't know if it goes all way
    across, but it's it's an interesting spot.
    That is. Yeah, very interesting.
    It's weird. One area, it's like you could
    literally start running a hospital tomorrow.
    It's finished. I mean, you go around the corner
    and it's literally like concreteslab and like, hey.

    (26:59):
    Well, that's what I understood because it was, it was halfway
    through. It's still.
    Oh, it's nowhere near halfway. Well, I mean, it's mid
    construction still because there's mass disputes over
    money. Yeah, like.
    Poor design. Like, yeah.
    So many construction projects. Oh yeah, You know, we can't do
    anything on budget in Australia.That's right.
    You imagine like just building Subs or like a plane or
    something. You imagine how over budget it

    (27:20):
    would be and like like. That's the whole idea.
    It costs. $10 million to make a roundabout.
    There's a magical word in construction called variation.
    Variation. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
    That's it. Exactly.
    In any go in tight project make sure you're losing money on the
    job. Yep, and just gain it in
    variation variation. Pistol's done some quoting at

    (27:41):
    his time. No he hasn't, he just knows what
    other fuck heads that don't knowwhat they're doing ruin the
    market with. Funny Sunday morning story.
    Oh yeah, I've got a Pearl that this might take it.
    This would be about 5 minutes. That's all right.
    I can have a rest. I'm gonna gonna lay a bit of a a
    scene for you now. Do you remember Robs at the

    (28:01):
    Ashes a few years ago? I think it was the year we
    didn't play like COVID years. Oh yeah, I do.
    Actually, those years I do remember.
    Anyhow, you're, you're in the cabin, I think on the bottom
    bunk. Careful myself and me too,
    brothers. And I think Mitch, you're still
    outside under the top having a beer.
    This is at my top. Probably on the wines at this
    point. Cast a question.
    Yeah. If you couldn't play at Ashes

    (28:22):
    because of COVID, well, you're doing out of Charles Towers and
    bunks. We went out there and we went
    out. Just went out anyway.
    Yeah, so the comp. Was called out to.
    The comp was called off. Yeah, the comp was called off,
    but segregation wasn't. Gotcha.
    Yeah, that wasn't a thing yet. Yeah, that wasn't a thing any.
    January 2019-2020 So. And Miko was in the middle bunk
    or whatever. Anyhow, he's crawled out of the

    (28:42):
    bunk and he's coming outside allstartled going.
    There's a man in our cabin, I don't know who he is, but he's
    got a beard. There's a man with a beard in
    our cabin and he's all like unsure.
    There we go. We're looking around.
    It's probably just Rob. I don't think it's Rob.
    I know what Rob looks like. Anyhow, so we all go up and have
    a look. You've somehow woken your eyes

    (29:03):
    up or whatever. What's going on?
    There you go. It's just Rob.
    That's that's the guy. Like say he was startled, right,
    and didn't didn't know where he was or anything.
    I can top that. So Saturday night, go out for
    Archie's farewell at the Seaview, right.
    This is a this is a stupid, thisis funny.
    Anyhow, come home at about 10, so at night I just have a couple
    of wines and I'm. That's early for you.

    (29:25):
    Yeah, but then I I stayed up andI was just watching like just
    reels from the Lions Win and just just general stuff.
    And I was just pouring a wine and then Miko rings and from
    Tally because he's all alone andwe're just having a chat.
    So I'll be at 2:00. I go inside because the mozzies
    were biting and I got me Bluetooth headphones on so that
    there's no noise. And again, I'm just watching
    reels and I fall asleep on the couch with a 1/4 of a wine glass

    (29:48):
    left of bread. And throughout the night,
    Tracy's come out. She's woken me up.
    And yes, I come, come to bed. And I've been a daze, right?
    I've forgotten who she is. Oh.
    No. And I've gone dangerous.
    Should we get the Beaver? But, but I'm looking, I'm
    looking around, I'm going, I'm in my house, but you're not my
    girlfriend. This is what's going through me,

    (30:09):
    mine. And so I go for a piss and
    everything and I'll come back out.
    I'm curious where you are. And I'm in the bedroom.
    In our bedroom she's in. Suburb.
    Garbage. She's she's in the bed.
    Yeah. And I'm looking at going.
    I kind of know this girl. I was cuddling her this morning,
    but where am I sort of thing. So I've had to wait on the side
    of the bed. So many things I could say.

    (30:30):
    And I'm going I'm, I'm not, I'm not comfortable with this.
    This is this isn't right. So I've sneak into bed and I'm
    basically one ass cheek on the bed because who are you?
    Like, I don't know, 10 minutes later on, again, I know where I
    am. That's my girlfriend.
    That's Tracy. Oh, sweet.
    I'll just go over. But for a good 20 minutes, this
    is unrecognizable. See.

    (30:51):
    My medical attention. Yeah, like just, but I asked the
    question, have you ever been somewhere where?
    Have I ever had a stroke? No.
    Where you've where you've gone sort of this, this isn't right.
    Like have you had a dream where you've woken up in a dream and
    you're next to your your wife orgirlfriend and you're looking
    over going that's and who is this person in my bed?

    (31:14):
    I have a quick story if I may. Not quite the same but pretty
    close. Where were you for translated on
    Hammer? Where did you stay?
    In one of the Yeah, we were in aroom with.
    Me and Nate. No, no, I was with Dan Ross and
    Mika. All right.
    So I remember it was me, Nate, his sister Sheridan, I think
    Thomas and I think there's one or two other people in the kind

    (31:35):
    of like a bit of a share house situation.
    We had two. And the orgy room.
    Basically. And I remember it was me and
    Nate in the back bedroom, right?And maybe there was someone else
    in that room, too. I can't fully remember.
    So, you know, we had a pretty big night.
    We get back to the rooms, and itmust have been, you know,
    midnight or 2:00 in the morning.We're here.
    The biggest crash you've ever heard in your life.

    (31:55):
    Me and Nate wake up, bolt up right out of a bed.
    Separate beds, separate singles.Yeah.
    Yeah. And there's a dude in our
    bedroom, Right? And we're like, who are you?
    And he's like, who are you guys?And we're like, we we're here.
    Like I said, we're in our spot. He has taken off completely.

    (32:16):
    No malicious intent, not just just drunk and got mixed up.
    He was like our next door neighbor, but he'd had too many,
    couldn't get back into the room.Nice.
    Basically crashed through like. An open window was.
    No, it was like a sliding door kind of fly screen set up like
    younger patio, right? He's come through taken the
    whole thing off the hinges standing in our bedroom.

    (32:38):
    He's basically just left trail of blood like you know off he's
    gone me and they are like what the hell.
    Anyway, it turns out we actuallyfound out who he was because
    someone else we were with at thewedding party knew that he was
    on the island and we could have explained that breakfast the
    next day like guess what happened to us found out who he
    was. But yeah, he just wrong spot.

    (33:00):
    Thought he was in the right room, couldn't get in key,
    didn't work. Crashed through the window,
    crashed through the door. Standing basically in the middle
    of our bedroom. Wow, jeez, that's that's that's
    pretty good. Something remind.
    Me. Later on, I've got a story that
    involves a listener. Yeah, right.
    It also happens to be a brother.I'm not.
    I'm not going to tell the story.Have you?
    Ever been disorientated where you've gone?

    (33:22):
    Like I knew where I was. I, I was in my house.
    I knew that. But the person which is Tracy
    never happened was like, no, whoare you sort of thing.
    You've had a stroke. Yeah, when I when we had our on
    the ranch thing at the bowling lab last year, yeah, then I
    ended up at your joint. Yep.
    And then I ended up at a mate's place when I woke up there that
    afternoon. I was the next afternoon, just

    (33:44):
    to be clear. Well, I went to sleep at about
    9:00 in the morning because I found, well, I found one of
    their cats that apparently hatedeverybody, but it liked getting
    pets off me. So I'm, you know, a day old and
    oh, Hello Kitty, Come lay down next to the Kitty and the next
    thing I know I'm waking up on whose fucking house is this?
    I've never been here before. Walk out and then take one look.

    (34:08):
    Yep, Yep, Yep. That way.
    But that way. Yeah, that little bit of freak.
    Or even my 21st birthday, I wokeup after the pub the next day at
    a house I'd never actually been to and never been back to
    either. I just woke up and sort of
    looked around on it. OK, look out the front and don't
    know the street. Grabbed my phone out Google
    Maps. I'm on Pixley Crescent.

    (34:29):
    That's all right. That's good.
    That's that's close not too that's pretty close to where I
    started. So that's.
    Go back that's close to go back to the days before GPS and how
    people found their way home I've.
    Done that thing, you know when you fall asleep in like the
    daylight and you wake up and it's night time.
    Like you've had a little a nap at 3:00 and then you've woken up
    and at 7:00 and you're. Completely disorientated.

    (34:51):
    Yeah, such a trip out. Yeah.
    And then you. Yeah.
    Nap every afternoon. Yeah.
    But then it's like 9:00 at night.
    Yeah. And then and you're thinking,
    well, I should be going to bed, but I just had five hours sleep.
    But but but if I don't go to bedthen I'm not.
    I won't go to bed till 3:00 in the morning and then I'm waking
    up but. Just have you ever?
    Crack a can and start cranking you've.
    Been out? Have you ever been out late and
    you woke up in like in public? Basically you've fallen asleep

    (35:14):
    somewhere, like in a like like in a Bush.
    On a bus ride home from the Mad Cow at 3:30 in the morning and
    you fall asleep and then you endup at Willows instead of the BP.
    Yeah, yeah. That's oddly specific, but yes,
    I've woken up in a car in a car yard.
    What you fucking? I wake up behind a dumpster, one
    down the road. Here this one just up here

    (35:34):
    actually, right? Yes.
    So you've. Had I was out of the out of the
    town, Yeah. Started walking home because the
    cab line was too big. That's a long walk.
    I don't remember getting that far.
    When you're 3 sheets of the wind, yeah, it's 5 minutes away.
    Yeah. Oh, I'll just walk home, but as
    far as there I remember, I remember trying a door of one of
    the cars no to sleep in the backof the.

    (35:55):
    Car No yes, that's that's. That's terrible.
    Must have fallen asleep beside the car.
    Woke up daylight. Yeah, Rang a cab, Got a cab home
    from there. That's.
    Never a good feeling. I'll fall asleep at a pool.
    With by the Oh well sorry, with a cut on my forehead.
    Yeah, don't know where I came from.
    I've got a rough idea A. Used condom in your ass, $20 in

    (36:17):
    your hand. And missing a kidney.
    Back when Nate and I lived at the lakes, I woke up once in a
    suit 7:00 AM. It must have been after races or
    something. I woke up to a dude doing a bomb
    dive in the pool and I'm like literally it's splash fully over
    me. I've woken up at poolside.
    Oh, I better better send myself home here.
    Probably, bum dived. Yeah, he did.
    Yeah. And from memory, he just got out

    (36:37):
    of a pool and left. Like I think he just did it to
    wake me up. Nice from memory.
    Or at least he didn't hang around for long.
    It's. Too cold.
    Have you ever been in a hotel oryour mate's place or whatever
    and you've gotten up for a piss and you think you're in the
    toilet but you just go into no? Closet.
    Or the cupboard or something. 100% no.
    I I I only do that in my sleep? Never, never, never, never know.

    (37:00):
    Let a mate do that though. We were at a we were doing an
    event at the scout group at BlueWater and it was a over
    eighteens event. So yeah, we all had a good night
    that night and then in the morning, one of one of my mates
    who was there sort of got up in the morning, went, oh, have you,
    have you got a hose? Why?
    I have a dream, a memory of a dream that I got up.
    I got lost in this dorm, couldn't find my way out and had

    (37:23):
    to piss in the corner and I've and I've gotten up and.
    Your pants are shaked. Not now.
    He the part of the of his dream that he didn't remember was the
    part that he got himself completely naked, chucked all
    his clothes in the corner and then pissed on them.

    (37:43):
    So he's coming out. Yeah.
    Sheet wrapped around him. Excellent.
    I need help. How how close have you been to
    piss in the bed? Like even even now and like I'm
    42 and you're 5 on me and you'rea bit younger, but even from now
    to when you're 8 year old when you maybe we all pissed the bed

    (38:03):
    then, but have you been close inrecent times where and I am
    comfortable? Yep, I am definitely.
    I'm in the toilet. This is fine.
    This is good. I'm not dreaming at all.
    And then? It's in the last two years.
    Somehow you wake up and you're yeah, fuck, if I don't hit the
    toilet now, this is no. I think there's a drip coming.
    Out. No.
    The worst one for me is I dream I'm in the toilet.
    Yeah, and I'm taking a piss and then Mrs. punched me in the face

    (38:26):
    because I was laying on my side and I didn't touch the bed, just
    straight out. Yeah.
    Not that, but I'm. The old pee dreams and then you
    just like you seem like you're having a dream every 20 seconds
    back-to-back and you're in a urinal, you're on a toilet or
    you're out in the field person or whatever.
    Yeah, hang on. Yep.

    (38:47):
    And then you wake up and go, oh shit, I better.
    Go. I better go.
    The only the only time you've got to be worried is if you have
    a dream that you're a chicken and then you have a dream that
    you lay an egg. Terrible.
    Trevor, Trevor, wake the fuck up.
    Out of my out of my cloaca cloaker.
    What are you gonna call it? Yes, that was that was my Sunday

    (39:09):
    morning. Yeah, wake up thinking.
    Just. A little bit you, a little bit
    of face blindness. Hmm.
    Yeah, that's a that's early signof dementia there, alright.
    Yeah, you might need to get a check there.
    Yeah, you might wanna get that look.
    I think it's ever happened to me.
    Not that that I can recall. I I have had so many, many years
    ago. My wife had long hair and not
    long after the movie, you know the one where I can't remember

    (39:31):
    the name of it, The ring. With Nicole Kidman.
    I don't know. Not not the, not the.
    Ringer with Johnny Knoxville thehorror Movie.
    The horror movie The Ring yeah, whether the the creature or the
    girl comes out of the. Table, I'm sure it's got Nicole
    Kidman and I could be dialed in here again.
    Or it's got long hair and the long hair sort of moves by
    itself. It's not Nicole.
    Definitely not called against. The ring the.
    Ring. It's like a time, I think it was

    (39:51):
    Japanese or Japanese film original.
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 2002. Name.
    We'll go back out, yeah. Yeah, it's a Gore Verbinski
    movie, so yeah, it's. Maybe I was thinking of the
    others. Naomi, what's you're thinking
    of? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
    That's some yellow hair. Oh, Paulie.
    So it's. Your ass, Paulie.
    It was late one night and we'd just watched this movie.
    It was just 2002. So this is what it was early

    (40:14):
    dating, really. So she was had long hair and I
    woke up in the middle of the night and she was standing, not
    standing over me, but sort of leaning over me with her long
    hair in front of her face. That's weird doing the sound,
    what that the creature does. Why?
    I think I was just nodding off and she's just wanted to scare
    me because, you know, Yeah, we're dating and she's hanging
    over me going. It's weird, yeah.

    (40:35):
    And that's when you knew you loved her.
    Yeah. We got married a long time after
    that. You sound like you got the same
    type of humour. Yeah, we do.
    Can you? Check the cars for the others
    then maybe I was thinking of theothers.
    Is the others the one where she lives in a like a haunted house
    and the kids are? That's what I was thinking of,
    yeah. Seeing Nicole Kidman and Keith
    Urban split the sheets, Yeah, I saw that.

    (40:57):
    He's gone by I. Heard they're gonna have to
    fight over who he has to be a. Hair straightener.
    I can feel it flying like a handout the window in the wind.
    Is that one of his songs? With us, go by.
    I don't know enough of his. Songs to get it all this.
    Over my head is the others the one where what?
    She's in a haunted house and sheshe knows both kids or
    something? She keeps seeing dead kids,
    Yeah. Is that I see dead people.

    (41:18):
    I'm just not. Horrid.
    That's six times. I'm a horrid guy.
    Can't do it. Yeah, me either.
    Not my jam. I'd rather piss my pants and
    shoot them. Yeah, not anymore.
    Can't do. Used to be able to, Not so much
    these days. It's scary.
    Even even like, a decent action film will get my anxiety off the
    friggin scale. Like, yeah, like Captain
    Phillips, Like, that's an intense movie.
    I want to see that. Yeah.
    Look at me. I'm the captain.
    I'm the captain. I want to see the old school,

    (41:39):
    like the old school Lethal Weapon movie.
    That's good. Oh, good.
    I want to see things like that come back.
    You never see movies like that anymore.
    Yeah. Watch Navy SEAL get Navy SEAL.
    I was actually watching Snatch yesterday.
    Good movie. But have you seen any good
    movies? What about face off?
    Face Off is good movie. Face off.
    Face Off is great cast to Troy because if you're Sean Archer,

    (42:00):
    then I'm cast to Troy. Oh cast to Troy.
    What do you want to do with SeanArchie cast with I want to take
    his face. Oh, I've heard of cast.
    I heard cast of Troy. Yeah, I heard that too.
    I'm like the Troy. I'm like Eric Banner's not in
    Face Off or Brad Pitt for that matter.
    There's a movie Pete probably hasn't seen.
    It's really good one. It's called The Rock.

    (42:22):
    Good old action movie. Rock is Pearl.
    It's the James Bond movie. Dwayne Johnson in that.
    He he should be imagine the rockstar in the rock.
    Yeah, that would have been awesome.
    I'm. Surprised it hasn't been.
    Done do a remake. Actually I want to see the
    smashing machine. Kevin, you had his wife Johnson
    movie. You know about this movie, a
    smashing machine. He's playing a guy called Mark
    Kirk. Really skinny bloke.

    (42:43):
    It's flopped. No, he's AC fighter.
    Oh, not that one where he had tolose a whole bunch of weight.
    No, no, you think, are you thinking of a Batista?
    This is funny, The Rock. I think you're thinking of
    Batista. The runner but the Rock has lost
    a shit ton of weight for. Another role, Yeah, He's off of
    PEDs. He's off of roids, yeah.
    I mean, no, it's it's, it's not just off the roids like it.
    I mean, maybe it's not deeply. I saw an AI image but he looks.

    (43:06):
    No, you're right. I saw a picture with him
    recently, he looks safely lost weight.
    Christian Bale in that. Had you, Machinist?
    Machinist. Yeah, Had you seen, like, his
    diet for a week, though, to maintain that size?
    Like even though he's probably taken TRT and steroids, it's the
    amount of food he had 12 eggs per day.
    Yeah, he needs more than 23 chickens.
    That's a lot. We might get some double yogurt.

    (43:28):
    See, I would love that. What 12 eggs of a day?
    We'll just go spend 8 hours in the gym a day and you can do it.
    Get some TRT while. You're at it if I didn't.
    Have to work at HGH. I didn't have to work.
    That would be the ultimate lifestyle.
    You didn't have to work, wouldn't it?
    Eat as much as you want. You like your eggs?
    Yeah. Speaking of eating, you like
    your love them. And I like.
    Eggs. Do you reckon you could cool

    (43:49):
    Hand Luke it and eat 50 boiled eggs in under an hour?
    No. No, no way.
    You know Nathan once did a raw egg, you went for a run and it
    got. To be all that.
    Smashed Aurorig into a glass andjust pounded it down.
    Sounds like a great way to give yourself some.
    Yeah, that's what I was. Yeah, I think, although.
    Although your eggs from the shopshould 99.999% should not give

    (44:11):
    you salmonella but I would not do that's one of my eggs.
    You never know. Raw egg and a cup of tomato
    juice Tabasco on top. Yeah, if you're ever making a
    cake. Like a team move, but yeah.
    And you got the. Menu Lick the spoon.
    Yeah, the cake batter and then you lick the spoon in the bowl
    and because it's it's a chocolate, chocolate cake that's
    got raw egg. You'd use hands, I'd use a spoon
    or a fork. Yeah, you would.

    (44:31):
    Yeah. Yeah.
    Germaphobe. Yeah.
    Nothing wrong with being a germaphobe.
    Do you have one of those little like 50 mil dead old hand
    sanitizer? Yeah.
    Things in there, I live by them.Yeah, I die by my sanitizer.
    That's all I could think about when you're talking about the
    buffet earlier. Oh yeah, no, I have all that
    shit. Would you rather use an
    eggbeater or a whisk? Eggbeater or a whisk?
    Just grab the chicken. I'd go.

    (44:52):
    Whisk. You mean an eggbeater is in like
    the? Yeah, like the.
    More of a whisker. Yeah, I like a whisker.
    He's a fork, yeah. Forks basically.
    Fork is good, but a whisk. But a whisk You can, really.
    Get having fluff into. Having said that, if I need to,
    if I really need to get the fluff.
    Get the electric whisk. Electric whisk.
    Yeah. Big time yeah till till it's

    (45:13):
    fluffed up nicely tell you make a good pad from.
    Bob, you late my shoulder instead just.
    I think you'd be used to that. It's like out of out of luck the
    last bit they need. It's just like, it's just like
    when you ever. Made settle down too mate I.
    Forgot how how to do it. I doubt that.

    (45:33):
    Pizza Renaissance man. That's like every time you've
    ever made whipped cream by hand.You'd be discombobulated.
    Yeah, true. Shoulder doing that true.
    Discompopulate your shots. That's.
    What he said didn't. Something like that something.
    Like that make I use, I like to use big words, so I sound more
    photosynthesis, yeah. That's it.
    Look, we did have a tipping compthat went this year and it is

    (45:56):
    finally finished, having gone all the way through to the grand
    final and anyhow, main public competition.
    The winner, I mean, if you just look on footy tips, you already
    know who the winner is. But it's Amelia on 156 points
    equal with Evelyn also on 156 points, so only split by the
    margin 384 place 396. Damn, son.

    (46:19):
    Wow. Now how do you go 31 rounds and
    you've got the exact same score and a margin difference of
    bugger all? That's amazing without being the
    same person. It couldn't be the same person.
    There's we don't know. We don't know.
    Amelia and Evelyn could be a middle name.
    We need you. So get in touch, touch Amelia.
    Hit us up on whatever whatever You can send us an e-mail.

    (46:41):
    Send us a speak pipe. What are we running with?
    We've got to have a speak pipe in what, 10 days?
    And if you don't, if you don't, get in touch with us with seven
    days. Yeah, that's a week.
    Till the next week, Yeah, till the next part.
    I'll give you till Thursday nextweek if we haven't had contact.
    That's generous. All right, now stuff at Tuesday
    next week by 4:00 PM next Tuesday.
    If we haven't heard from you, itgoes down the line.

    (47:04):
    Oh. Yeah, OK.
    I'll say. The irk is in play still.
    Yeah, is in play the Yerk. So Evelyn clearly picked the
    Broncos, so you're not getting aprize, the Yerk.
    No, I'm Jack. Look, if you happen to get in
    touch, that's what happens. The Irk is finished in 3rd place
    on 155 points. Again I don't the top ten in
    this competition so tight is 156won it.

    (47:25):
    In 10th place was Timmy and in 11th was Mam.
    Kunstar got 153. The three points that's.
    Amazing. 31 rounds. That's nothing.
    That's including all the finals.That's just a good joke a week
    when you think of it like it's. Barely even that like it's
    you've and given the start of the season was so 5050.
    Yeah, like you have a look at Timmy.

    (47:46):
    Pete. Pete was at the top of the I was
    for a little. Amelia vote like 12/12/12.
    That's a good run in there. That is a little run.
    But same with Evelyn and same with Timmy and stuff.
    Like see how they got that perfect date?
    Yep, the next week. Yeah, 1 You had a few people
    with fourteens, if that was their joke, a week.
    Yeah, no, they they win it. Yeah, exactly that.
    That's just, you know, it's it'sluck of the draw to a point.

    (48:09):
    And that's why we do it the way we do it.
    Skyvo in fourth, Princess Cahillin 5th, Kirky in 6th.
    Get to the kick in 7th. NB Sports fan and flops to 77
    Timmy. Some of the names have been
    brilliant. Mr. T and the crazy one, the boy
    from SNB, Grizzly 87. We'll come to those guys in a
    minute because they're in our Patreon to being come.

    (48:32):
    So just hang around for a minute.
    I'm Bateman. I was in 21st spot, just a Lily
    Dicken. G'day Hendo, a catastrophe who's
    over this year, relocated to Brisbane.
    She fell. Pick the.
    Bronx, too. Yeah, pick the Bronx, but you
    know, there's there's no no accounting for taste.
    She's. Up there with jokers and Yep.

    (48:52):
    Bell and had a bit of a fall offthere.
    Fusion Morgan in 26th. Leading the table here and I was
    leading endo and cat. Yeah, wheels fell off in the
    last two rounds. If you had to pick Broncos, you
    would have. You might have beaten them.
    Yeah, yeah. No, I really.
    He would have had to tip. I would had to tip Broncos and a
    week before got me two of the Raiders.
    Yeah, that's exactly right. Zedmo, after having used 2

    (49:14):
    jokers, one of them in the finals finished in 37th and but
    we had eyes on Zedmo. Yeah, because they didn't use a
    joker at all. Like if Sebay used a joke where
    he got that seven after the perfect round.
    Yeah. And he didn't use another
    because he had three left up. Like if he went joker joke he he
    wins the comp. Yep, he'd been up there.
    Is anyone a marine biologist down in 41st spot Winkies

    (49:37):
    weapons. I'm in 49th kind of went
    downhill. First page.
    Yeah, just that's something. Just look, it's it's not the
    best season, but it is what it is.
    Who else have we got here? Golden point still sucks.
    You know, I kind of agree with that one.
    Love some action, Jackson Pain and dahas.
    Some of the names are great. I love them.

    (49:58):
    So we want good names for next year.
    Don't just keep that in mind now. #60 can keep his name. #60
    Pistol lover 997 Yeah, I don't know if I agree I mean, if you
    love pistol for. Probably best name on the on the
    whole board. I don't know about.
    That I like for Gus Boss. Carsten, Swiss cowboy, he's in
    76 spot. Thanks for listening, Carsten.

    (50:20):
    We we love it. Shout out Carsten.
    The potato finished 79th. That's not bad for flipping a
    coin. 79th. That's so good.
    And if you couldn't beat the flip of a coin, Yeah, I'm
    looking at you too. Yes, that's disappointing.
    Not only could you not beat thatanyway, we'll get to it.
    I was leading both cops after around 13 you.

    (50:41):
    Were bullshit, you were, but youno longer are.
    So anyway, that is what it is. More teeth than a cowboy
    supporter. I don't want to see you next
    year, Lukey. I felt some Hass pod Titan
    finished exactly 100th. Should we call the pod Pod
    Titan? Pod Titan, That's pretty good
    actually. That's not bad.
    Pistol blazing 2 guns, 101st. Oh, oh, did I beat the bill?

    (51:04):
    Oh, actually, I think I skipped over cowboy chicken.
    I think I did. I think I think you'll find that
    I changed my name. Oh no, he's changed his name.
    I, I was walking through my house on the weekend and I just
    in my, I said I should just think of a better name and my
    head went pod Tatum, you. Pod Tatum.
    That's a good name. Do you like my my my profile?

    (51:24):
    Picture. Yeah, and it's a South.
    Park. It's really good.
    I do it. Yeah, I do.
    Gee. Oh.
    There he is. Great name.
    Great name. Yeah, that's that's all I gave a
    shit about on Sunday. As soon as I see me above Pistol
    Black, I was just. Yeah.
    We know. Last.
    So last in the table. Hey, look, it's five years

    (51:45):
    running now. You've.
    Come last out in all this. Yep, nice one in 107th spot.
    Special mention to the one name every week that I read out.
    Fuck off, fuck off. But that's the name.
    Fuck off, not not near cough, fuck off, fuck off, pissed off.
    And then we just leave it there.So yeah, thanks everyone for
    being in the main comp this year.
    We will obviously run it again next year.

    (52:07):
    Get in touch, Amelia. Hmm.
    And there will be a prize. Yeah, you've got till 4:00 PM
    next Tuesday 4. PM next Tuesday.
    If you know an answer, it goes be on the line until someone
    does. Damn straight in the Patreon
    tipping com and special thanks to all our patreons this year.
    We're here because of you, really.

    (52:28):
    Yeah, thanks for your support. Everyone, that's why we sound
    amazing. And look amazing.
    Well, I got some fillers. This year you got some fillers.
    I got some fillers fillings. Yeah.
    No, no, no feelings. Fillers, fillers.
    Yeah, I got my chin done. Now this Tim and comp came down
    to the grand final. Wow.
    On 149 points apiece was Hawk for life in Grizzly 87.

    (52:50):
    Now in the last round, Grizzly 87 went the Storm, hence they
    got 0. Yep, Hawk went Broncos and got
    the .0 No to finish on top. Oh, by margin too.
    Margin only 401 plays 417. Unreal.
    Just a Lily Dicken in 3rd. So Congrats, Hawk.
    I know you'll get in touch for your prize.
    Yeah, just a little. If we know who you are anyway.

    (53:11):
    Just a Lily Dicken in 3rd place on 147 points.
    That's Hendo Catastrophe in fourth on 146 Fusion Morgan in
    5th. Top five baby.
    Sugar Glider in 6th, Cody O'Hara7 in 7th.
    That's and a bit of preempting or premonition premonition, I
    don't know. You finished seven numerology

    (53:33):
    something like that. Is anyone a marine biologist in
    8th, Chris Reed in 9th, Como 99 in 10th.
    That's the guy you. Retired.
    I was gonna say he hasn't retired.
    Yet he hasn't retired yet. Morgan, just so you know.
    Rob on the ranch in 11th, It wasexactly halfway in both of them,
    ma'am. Kunsta in 12th, love some
    action. Jackson in 13th through Cowboy

    (53:55):
    in 14th. Big Donk 81 in 15th.
    Little Bobby tables in 16th. Al Al drop tables they related.
    Still hasn't messed up the algorithm.
    No, ESPN has the database section in place.
    Yeah ESPN in 17th pod Titan in 18th pistol blazing 2 guns in
    19th and playing the tips who are not too sure it's Russell.

    (54:17):
    Is that Russell? Yeah, OK.
    Did not put a tip in from roundsfrom what I could see ever 12 to
    the great. Rob, he was really hoping that
    we did Supercoach again this year 'cause he was, that was
    what he was, Dick riding. And then I went Nah.
    Nah, 'cause we're not gonna I. Was gonna say Rob when you said
    pistol blaze and two guns in 19th place.

    (54:38):
    You could also possibly say last.
    Last. Basically last last place.
    Would be probably more accurate dead.
    Last, it's only the margin between.
    Yeah, we ended up on the same point.
    However, the margin is 476, plays 579. 99 That's all Pistol
    Hoggo Raiders by 86. Points.

    (54:58):
    This is a 51 plus for sure. For sure.
    And then it goes the other way. Yeah, that is tipping Roundup
    for 2025. Thankfully, we don't have to.
    I don't have to read that out every week.
    Yeah, for at least three months,so.
    Mission. Here's a mission.
    That is that look, the tipping comp's fun.
    I like it, it's enjoyable get intouch and there's a couple of

    (55:22):
    prizes up for that one and we'llwe'll fire it up again for the
    start of next year. We might even might even have a
    mass tipping comp where you tip multiple competitions in
    together. We'll throw in the AFL and the
    NRL and that would. It be an AFL tipping.
    Where we where we put them? Nothing's stopping us having an
    AFL one as well. Nothing's going to stop us now.
    Big. Super going to stop us now.

    (55:45):
    Exactly. Now I don't know that we've got
    a multi this week because there's not much sport to rely
    on. Yeah, it's a season ender again,
    but I couldn't find the Women's Big Bash because since Brisbane
    ain't anything, we just go on the heat, the Lady Lions and the
    Women's Big Bash. Oh yeah, the the AFLW is still
    going. I couldn't find the women's Big
    Bash. I went with the Ashes and it's

    (56:07):
    90 to one. If anyone wants to go the heat,
    the Lady Lions and Australia to win the Ashes is 90 to 1.
    I don't know, I've got a question.
    It's not strictly multi related,but it kind of is.
    What's going on with McLaren andOscar?
    What do you mean? Well, he's leading the
    championship. I'm seeing things about him
    leaving McLaren, he's arguing with Lando, he's hanging up on
    Zac Brown media like he's obviously not the preferred

    (56:28):
    driver. So how bad is it for Oscar?
    Did you watch the race? No, no.
    Singapore GP on the weekend on Sunday night.
    Yep. Sunday night, Sunday night,
    Sunday night. Yeah, yeah.
    So lap one pretty much turn 1 Lando runs into piastry.
    Might have been turn 2. Turn 3 I go Yep, run the sort of
    runs into him. Not entirely his fault, but it

    (56:49):
    happened. Just circumstances. 2 cars
    fighting over. The same, but they both still
    continue on. They both still continue on.
    A little bit of damage on Lando's car actually.
    OK. So isn't.
    Right. Piastry got out of it.
    No dramas. They carry on Gastry then asked
    so what's going on? He just ran into me.
    Fair question, are we swapping places or what?
    Because Piastry qualified ahead of Lando and basically Lando

    (57:10):
    not. He's not him out of the way, so
    he wants to he correct. Happened him.
    He's after a correction because this has happened the other way
    around. He.
    Haunted him we've. Been corrected and what's been
    happening over the season is that Lando seems to be getting
    preferential, little bit of preferential treatment.
    He's British. From what?
    I don't necessarily agree or disagree yet.

    (57:32):
    He's been there a lot, a lot longer, too.
    There is that, and there's what,6 races left on the F1 calendar
    or thereabouts? No idea and McLaren have now
    sealed. The drivers.
    Constructors Championship. So from here on you've kind of
    expect. Free racing.
    Open race. Open racing, yeah, gotcha.
    But what's sort of happened up until this point is Lando seems

    (57:53):
    to be getting favoured. That's what I can tell because I
    I, I don't really watch races, but I still kind of watched a
    little bit and it seems like Nando's favorite.
    With with 10 races, sorry 6 races to go, even Max Verstappen
    can still win the championship. And if McLaren's take each other
    out all the time, then he might.That's right, and that's what
    you don't want happening. And Piastry, because he's won
    plenty of races leading the championship, could be the

    (58:15):
    Formula One World Championship champion soon.
    I'm just bringing up the odds tosee who's for favorite to
    actually win the championship. There's only three races left.
    For the only three. The United States.
    Mexico. Oscar 144, Lando 350.
    So he's still favorite. No, there's more than that.
    That's. But it's not giving me a buddy
    arrow to go sideways. There should be well more than
    that. Just keep going down Mexico.

    (58:35):
    Yeah, There you go. Yeah.
    I was gonna say because it always ends in Abu Dhabi, Yeah,
    yeah. Abu Dhabi.
    You know the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi.
    Yeah, the people of Dubai don't like the flintstains, but the
    people of Abu Dhabi do. You know, I heard that before
    and I did not see that guy. It's still sucking me and it's.

    (58:56):
    Still. Yeah, it still sucked all right.
    Yeah, it did. It did it.
    Was a dad dud joke. It was a dud.
    It wasn't a dad joke dud joke. Not as good as my dad joke.
    I couldn't even tell that joke to my kids.
    They wouldn't know what Abu Dhabi do.
    It makes sense. Yeah, you're right.
    Yeah, you're right. Make no.
    Even if you put the voice on theAbu.
    Dhabi. They would not know.
    They wouldn't have seen the Flintstones.

    (59:17):
    Fair enough. Too young.
    I'm surprised you're old enough to know what the Flintstones.
    Are. Yeah, absolutely.
    I'm surprised you you haven't introduced your kids to the
    Flintstone. Oh look that they've probably
    seen an episode here and there. I've I've tried to get them in
    on the old school cartoons but they just it doesn't.
    A bit of a Barbera. Yeah, I've tried that.
    Goj. Yeah, try, oh, try Transformers.
    Transformers. I've got a great idea.

    (59:40):
    I know I can get your kids in a transformer.
    This would be good. Go to a table read, they'll love
    it. How could he not love a table?
    Read. It'll open them up to the
    culture, that is. Jesus.
    Pale Pass This is the. Real jerk, you know.
    That thank you. I love you the famous the famous
    Pale Pass segment of the podcast.

    (01:00:02):
    Possibly the best segment in anypodcast.
    My favorite in any anywhere in the.
    World. It's original, that's for sure.
    First one, it's pale pass was meant to be like it's not meant
    to be A or B. It devolved into A&B 'cause
    that's the best I could think oftoday.
    Red light, green light, Yeah. Red Green Light, Teddy Swims or
    Snoop Doggy Dogg. Who wants to go first?
    I'll go first. Snoop absolutely killed it.

    (01:00:23):
    Yeah, Snoop for me. The DA double G.
    Yeah, nobody. Nobody can stand up on stage and
    there's still a little hand movement and roll their shoulder
    and be the coolest motherfucker on earth.
    Yep, 100% like. He is just cool.
    Anything he does is cool. This Teddy swims guy.
    I like. Look, I've never even heard of
    him. I don't.
    Mind a bit of Teddy, the music is fine.
    Mm hmm. But in terms of pure

    (01:00:44):
    entertainment, Snoop just absolutely killed it.
    Teddy looks like a Team U version of Jelly Bean.
    But the AFL pregame always kill it.
    Yeah, but. Even Katy Perry.
    Last Katy. Perry was.
    Out Robbie Williams was good. Robbie Williams?
    Yeah, Kiss. Meatloaf, not so much.
    Not really meatloaf, he missed the markabit.
    Yeah, kiss was sweet. As up there Gazaley.

    (01:01:05):
    Yeah, show them your fight. But Snoop like how?
    I don't think he's written any songs recently.
    He just gets paid millions to feature in a song.
    Yeah. So like he'll do his little, you
    know, his little the two or three little bit of bit of rap
    Yeah and he'll walk away of a cool mill and and his jobs done.
    I. Mean he's he's commentating the
    buddy Olympics. Look at that thing.

    (01:01:26):
    It's crip wall. The thing that the thing that
    annoyed me about the lead up to the NRL grand final was the
    Landy's and the way he talked about the AFL, the AFL.
    Yeah, the the Fla or whatever hecalled it.
    Mate he's such a Dick. Grow up Dick head.
    He's. A Dick.
    Did you see what he was wearing on stage at the grand final, by
    the way? Oh.
    PVL. Yeah, PVL.
    He had the blue suit with the red shoes.

    (01:01:48):
    The. # town ones. He's a quirky cat.
    A He's a quirky cat. But yeah, not only that, that
    just oh, we've got we're going to do something better than the
    puppy dog that the end all have got It's.
    Like he's a he's a Dick. That's so it's so immature that
    the head of yeah, the organization talks like that.
    Like just just OK, talk up your own organization.

    (01:02:10):
    That's fine. But the way he talks about it.
    Just Speaking of Landy's, I'm going to go off topic for two
    seconds. I have a feeling that the State
    of Origin will end up on Channel7.
    That's random. I can happen.
    State of origin, yeah. Only the State of Origin, it
    will get separated out from the rights as a football season.
    Yeah. And then State of Origin will be
    on Channel 7, a bit like the Melbourne Cup song, like Channel

    (01:02:32):
    10. Who would commentate that?
    I don't know who's a Channel 7 demos, Brashaw, BT and am I?
    Wouldn't you, Matthew Richardsonget some?
    Yeah, the AFL. Crew get the AFL crew to get.
    Yeah, we'll get some super cars people in there.
    Yeah, Channel. Seven Timmy Rust and quarters.
    Aaron Finch. And Stephen, Chris, Stephen

    (01:02:53):
    Quartermaine. Quartermaine get quarters out
    there and who's Cromley? Get Cromley out there.
    So just put this in your back pocket.
    It may be a year or two away or three years away, but at some
    point I reckon this is a bit of mail, a little.
    Bit of inside the. Origin will be on Channel 7 as a
    separate product. Look up Channel 7 shares.
    Get on them. Get on to oh, actually they are
    merging with Southern Cross, a stereo.

    (01:03:15):
    Yes, they are, yes. So who also owns Listener and
    Triple MI? Thought Channel 9 owned
    listener. No, no Southern Cross a stereo
    on them. OK, and they are about to merge
    or trying to merge with 7 W to own.
    Channel 7, I'm not so sure you've got that right.
    No, I'm pretty confident. The other thing with the teddy
    swims? You need to listen to game
    changers like me and Archie. There it is.

    (01:03:36):
    Yeah, there it is. Here we go, Source revealed.
    The Teddy swims stuff and creditto you, you're you're an artist,
    you're on stage go, you're hardest and everything.
    Why are you singing? TNTA cover from ACDC 4.
    That made no sense to me, no. I like to people, I like to be
    local, you know, like you get the comedian comes to towns and
    he makes a joke about Charles towns or something.
    I don't mind a cover but the seethe problem is Teddy Swims only

    (01:03:58):
    has two maybe 3 songs that people know.
    So you're in front of the world.Do it.
    Make him know one. Of, you know, ones.
    Yeah, I know, but the part of The thing is, and you're in
    Australia, you're gonna cover anAustralian band.
    But it made no sense to me. Well, Snoop didn't sing Bloody
    Land Out. No, no, Katy Perry never sang
    it, buddy. But they see, but they've got a.

    (01:04:18):
    They do have a red log choir. Catalog.
    Yep, like I'm saying, Snoop's been living off the same song
    since the 90s. Katy Perry singing fireworks
    doesn't get old. Really.
    No. It doesn't it Snoop song.
    Slaps. Yeah.
    Even in Madagascar too. He's a bit of what's my name,
    Doctor Dre who obviously don't even a Snoop song me.
    That doesn't have to be. He's very heavily featured.

    (01:04:39):
    A dog father. Actually, it's probably the
    around. Did you see that he actually had
    his own caravan parked outside of the MCG?
    That he. Yeah, so that he could smoke.
    Yeah, because he can't smoke inside of the MCG.
    OK, so in there's a Brunton Ave.It's like the street outside.
    It was all closed off anyway. Yeah, he had a little like, you
    know, like you get the Hollywoodtrailers.
    He had a trailer parked there. Brilliant.

    (01:05:00):
    And he he could smoke up in the trailer.
    What would be hilarious if it was the Breaking Bad meth.
    V Oh yes, yeah, for sure. With the smoke coming.
    It's basically bad. Yeah, that's pretty much what he
    had. Would.
    Have been much like it in there.Another pale pass Rhys Walsh or
    Nathan Cleary if you were building a team in 2026.
    Cleary. Same Cleary.
    Well, I'm taking the plumber. No, I think you'll find that

    (01:05:21):
    he's had his little. I don't like him, he's a Dick.
    Six games. Last time.
    Form, Obviously his form towardsthe end of this year has been
    fine, but it's too up and down. I want him for moving the needle
    'cause he can frigging do that with with little effort at all.
    It's you could, you could definitely.
    Yeah, there's some. Never.
    Said my team was gonna be marketable, put it that.

    (01:05:41):
    Marketable. That's what I was, yeah.
    Never said my team was gonna be good.
    Yeah. He's.
    Basically gonna sell a shit loader merch.
    He's been off the booze all yearI think.
    Yeah, yeah, he did actually announce that it Yeah, a year of
    sobriety going into the grand final.
    And now he's basically gonna do a year and.
    He's gonna undo it. Yeah, I'm.
    Gonna go a bold statement, more of a hope but I reckon Broncos.

    (01:06:01):
    You always want to see him get wooden spoon but I think they'll
    finish top bottom 4 next year. Bottom 4.
    They've had 19 years of they Peacock in Brisbane.
    Anyway, they owned the joint wasso good.
    You haven't won nothing at all. You finally have now won
    something. I reckon the ego and everything.
    I reckon by around 10:11 next year.
    I'm hoping that they've gone on this big losing thing because

    (01:06:23):
    all of a sudden Madge's hard edge isn't working because he
    can't get through to these guys.But how we've won the comp, not
    you. I reckon they're going to have,
    Yep, an OverDrive ego and it's going to backfire.
    Or not. I'll buy into that.
    Can you look up shares? Money to sell some shares.
    That's that's. What can we short them?
    That's my bold statement. It's also a hope so.
    Pete should do #1 Bronx hater Yeah, you should short some

    (01:06:47):
    Bronco shares. Yeah, do it, Do it.
    That's how it works. Maybe you do it as a?
    Board getting into your day trading.
    Right exactly. So now we've got from Aaron
    Parkinson, it's kind of a pale pass.
    Mackers are doing a free Big Macpromo in Brisbane cause Bronx
    won the grand final similar to the Lions.
    What would we do? Free field of fish.

    (01:07:08):
    Free field of fish. Well, you get a free Big Mac,
    don't you get a free coffee? Or is it a free coffee?
    You get a free Big Mac if the Cowboys hit 19 plus.
    And if the. Sun not win, they just.
    Scored more than 19 points. I thought they had something as
    well or maybe maybe that changedover but you used to get a free
    coffee at Mac as on the Monday after something I.

    (01:07:30):
    Remember it, coffee. If she'll show you game day
    ticket, yeah, you get something.But yeah, I think it's so you
    get a free Big Mac if they scoreevery.
    Nice, get a free cheeseburger atthe Sun's.
    Is that right? Yeah, when the sun's won, you
    get a free cheeseburger. I like Bill's eye.
    That makes sense. A free fillet of fish. 100% wild
    caught red nanny guy. Now you've got.
    Something you've got to get something very Townsville,

    (01:07:51):
    something very Townsville, like on autos.
    What's the most Townsville storegoing?
    Cactus Jacks. It's Cactus Jacks, right?
    We're of a home of Cactus Jacks.I don't know if with SO you get
    a free Christmas. But you you think Townsville,
    you don't think of Cactus Jacks.Yeah, you do have some like
    Cactus Jacks on a sponsor of anything.
    Careful. Well, they should be.
    You get a free Christmas. Hogs Hogs is more I.

    (01:08:11):
    Definitely think about. I mean, if you wanna, you wanna
    crap. But again, hogs.
    Breath isn't Airlie as well. Yeah, Hogs Breath isn't.
    Townsville, either. Yeah.
    Well, it started in Airlie. Yeah, yeah.
    And it's. But then they tried to franchise
    it down the coast and it's all failed.
    And then we think we've only it's here in Airlie Beach.
    It's the only two left in the country.
    Is that right? I think I'm gonna look that up.
    Yeah, no. Red Rooster sponsored cows three

    (01:08:32):
    quarter chicken and chips. I remember when Team 888 put the
    hog's breath Yeah as the Ford logo after Ford pulled the
    sponsorship. Oh, do you remember, like, the
    hog's breath? Yeah.
    Supercar. The full hot.
    Yeah, Yeah. And they had like supercars.
    They had drag cars, they had Sprint cars.
    They had all sorts of cool stuffif you look up.
    Hog's Breath Towns Or on Google Reviews.
    Well, actually, no, it's a Facebook.
    Oh, here we go. That we won from one year.

    (01:08:53):
    Maybe able to find a very crankyMorgan about 5 or 6 years the
    guy who had a very bad experience did.
    You ever do Outback jacks? I never went there.
    I went there a couple times but not really a fan.
    They used to do a 1K steak challenge.
    Yeah, I reckon we need to get into the food challenge.
    Or smashed it. You did.
    Really. Yeah, you keep.
    Saying that, we have, you're never gonna do.
    'Cause a long time ago I. Wanna get together Do it I.

    (01:09:15):
    Eat, man shakes now I don't eat.I'm no Jimmy, Judge.
    No, Jimmy, Judge. No, no, no.
    He's doing good. He's.
    Got a hollow stomach? Yeah, yes.
    Yeah, but do you, have you seen his workouts?
    No. The dude works out.
    I've not seen anything he does apart from me.
    There was 1 he did in the car park of a Maccas or something
    where he's like, right, I'm gonna eat like 20 burgers and
    then we'll see how long it takesme to burn off the calories of

    (01:09:37):
    that. And he was on one of those
    exercise like Peloton or something, one of those type of
    bikes. Elliptical or something?
    I think it's just just a exercise bike.
    Yeah, because I'm one of them for my cycle.
    Four or five. Hours.
    I was gonna say he'd be on here for days.
    Wouldn't. He or something like that, I
    don't know how many burgers he ate, but yeah, yeah, he's I
    think he does a lot of that kindof exercise 'cause he looks
    ripped as yeah wow and eats likea.

    (01:09:58):
    He eats a lot. It's impressive.
    But that's sort of like the rock, Like we were saying the
    rock eats to maintain that physique.
    So it turns out that there's shit loads of hog's breasts
    around town. Australia.
    Still, I'm full of shit. There's one in Miljet.
    Why? Is 1 brown in rocky?
    Is that a Rocky one in Brown? What's going on?
    Going yeah, it's got to be brown.
    In Rocky, right? I think it's the one that I
    clicked on before. Sorry, OK.

    (01:10:19):
    It's if I click. On it's a very East Coast thing,
    isn't it? You know, Perth has Perth got a
    hogs. Yeah.
    Oh, they do. OK.
    Yeah. There you go.
    Very Australian. There Darwin, no Darwin.
    No, There you go. There you go.
    No hogs in Kananara? That's a shame.
    What about in Kalgoorlie? Fitroy.
    Crossing. Yeah.
    What about Carnivon? Not even in Adelaide.
    It's not even in South Australia.

    (01:10:40):
    That'd be too good for hogs. Just check if there's a hogs at
    the bungle bungles. Yeah.
    Maybe or Devil's Marbles or somewhere.
    What about that? That's where you'd make a
    franchise would be totally. Yeah, Nah.
    I'm well known to not be a hog'sbreath fella.
    Well, we're gonna have to look for that review now.
    It's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good.
    It's pretty good, even if you dosay so.

    (01:11:01):
    Yourself, I'll work in the background.
    Yeah. All right.
    OK. Well, you're doing that.
    We are going to wrap it up because we've been talking for
    way too long. It's 2 1/2 hours, boys.
    Get on the Patreon. That was an hour and a half of
    Patreon. Yeah, half of that's a Patreon
    is a good one. Yeah, it's a good one.
    We are going to probably try andkeep this going.
    Clearly Sands Pistol next week. Yeah, he's Park goes in.

    (01:11:21):
    Park goes in next week. Well, he lives in Brisbane,
    clearly. No, we'll leave him.
    What do you call that? Riverside.
    Riverside, Riverside, I'm in. Yeah, we'll give that a go on
    the ranch. NQ on Instagram and Facebook and
    YouTube and YouTube. Yeah, probably one of the other
    ones. Spotify.
    Yeah. Actually.
    So just go to on theranch.com dot AU you find all the links.

    (01:11:43):
    You look at the Taylor Swift newalbum that just came out below
    that on the ranch. Yeah, without a doubt.
    Still a few more flat caps left for sale, too.
    That is at my shopify.com all bad on the ranch.myshopfire.com
    on the. Ranchnq.myshopify.com I.
    Think at least somebody knows this.
    I'm XR Bob. You can find me in various
    places. That is Morgan, Holmes, Evans,

    (01:12:05):
    just. You want to filter that by one
    star? I don't think.
    I don't think it let me do zero stars.
    For Fusion Networks, that's pistol blazing 2 guns and that
    is Billy. Hello.
    Hello. Goodbye, that's been on the
    ranch. Thanks everyone.
    Thank you for stopping by. Go there Brisbane Heat and.

    (01:12:25):
    The Lady Lions. The Lady Lions and also I'm
    going to go wild here and say that Robbie down, he's going to
    win the Nope coming back-to-back.
    And go birds.
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