Flugelhorn

We slay Daenarys' pet.

We now look to pan fry some flake,

So drink it down 

Episode Transcript

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I gotta go for a run. Yes, this week we've slayed
denarius pets. We now look to pan fry some
flake and never tear us apart. Becomes the number one on the
Triple J Hottest 100 of all timebanger hit list.

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So charge your glasses, drink itdown and let's make a toast to
the immortal Hulk Hogan. This is on the ranch.
Yes, Pistol is back for episode 209 of On the Ranch, and I'm

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glad you read that out because where you said pan fry some
flake, it actually reads Panthers fry some flake.
I would have said exactly that. I see that and I realized that
autocorrect. Yeah.
Changed pan fried. I even had pan slash outer space
fried and it changed it to Panthers and I like and I also

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ad libbed a bit there too. Yeah, I noticed.
Don't worry, I noticed. I I did notice.
That was pistol blade. What is pistol blazing?
2 guns. In again?
Yeah, good, yeah, good. How good is How's?
Yourself a haircut you look you look almost respectable do.
You know, I had this haircut last week.
I got it done. Yeah, I probably wasn't looking

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at you. You might not have been here.
Well, someone wasn't here. I got it.
How's me? Yeah, yeah.
Last Tuesday I got it done on the Saturday before last
Tuesday. The bad bits have grown.
In I had a hat. On Yeah, OK, That's what it was.
Yeah. OK.
Hi, I'm Rob wearing a different hat this week.
I came straight from work straight to here.
This is my work at Hat State of Origin.

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Origin Hat. Back in the room, it's Morgan.
Hi, Morgan, welcome. Back Thanks.
It's it's. Half the Morgan we're used to.
I was worried I wouldn't get a another run after being away
because, you know, I say in showbiz, don't take a holiday.
Yeah, you might never get back on I.
Thought you faded away to literally nothing.
I'm trying my best. Yeah, I'm, I'm almost at the end
of the cut. I've got free cake, free cakes

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to go. Almost unrecognizable.
That brings us to around 30. That's a bit.
How much will that be 80? I'll be 80 down for 100 and
holy. She's I'm 80. 83 right now.
Wow, gone from a forty ways to a30.
That is impressive. That is impressive.
It's fair effort. I'm hungry and tired all the

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time. Yeah, I've been trying.
To imagine, yeah. And Billy is making sure we look
beautiful. Hello.
Hello, thank you. Yes so Speaking of like share,
subscribe, get us to 100 I better do it that way 100
hundred subscribers on YouTube. I don't know what we're up to.
Yeah, we'll. Have to pretty close, yeah.

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I think we were 97 or something last week.
What an effort. There's some, there's some
people out there that are that are just go on the heavy lift
good. Job, thanks for supporting us
you. Just have to see like this face.
Poor you. It's a good looking rig.
Pete Pete's got a good looking rig.
I'll be subscribing for Pete too.
It's a rig. It's a definitely a rig.

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Let's rig go a little bit. Well, I wasn't going to say
anything. I'm praising Morgan.
On the one hand, I'm not going to RIP you in the next.
I've got I've got 24 inch pythons over here.
You're right, brother. Brother.
Welcome back, brother. On theranchnq.myshopfire.com I
can't show off any merch becauseI'm we don't have it.
No, we're we're merch. That's tonight.

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Just brought our merch in tonight.
Anyway, you know where to get it?
patreon.com. 40 minutes of extrachatter.
Hmm. This week.
Some doozies in there this week,yeah?
Some good electrical chat. Brace yourself.
Brace yourself if you wanna listen to that.
For those who already have, well, I would apologise, but.
Thanks for being here still. Good on you if you've come this
far, I. Sent $2.50 a week.

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It helps keep the lights on. Have a have a look, have a
subscribe. Thanks.
Join us and that is yeah 97 subscribers on YouTube.
We only need three more Let's goshirt around.
Let's try to get to 150 stretch goal.
And the pub crawl's still going.If you get to 150, Pete will do
this shirtless. That's a sight at the moment you
don't want to see. Trust me, I don't regret having

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considering the industry being the same.

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I don't you'd rather it be something else I.
Don't even know why It's Camp Hill.
Yeah, it's Androids. Where is Camp Hill?
Camp Hill's in Brisbane is it. Yep.
Yeah, that's all I know. That's good to know.
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message. There you go.
Thanks to Cooper Ruin Stones corner.
Lovely spot of Brisbane actually.
It's a South of Brisbane. Nice little nook of Brisbane.
It's not far from the Gabatoire.Really close to a Gabatoire.

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Very close, yeah. Well, at least we know now where
Trent lives, yes? Not actually.
I saw the Gabatoire the other day.
Did you? It's been a while since I've
been in South Brisbane. Tell you what, it's a good
looking stadium. It's going to be a shame.
You can see the Gabatoire from the city though.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. But it's going to be a shame
when they end up demoing it. Yeah, it's going to go.

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It's going to go, right. Is it like we're going to build
a new one out in the Parklands golf course?
I I assume so. That land would be worth a
squillion. I don't know.
I don't know if they're going to.
I reckon at some point they'll they'll get rid of it.
Let's have a look, Trent. Alright, someone else put these
notes in. I don't know what it means.
Trent likes vegan burgers. Yeah, what an idiot.

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Can Andy? He doesn't eat meat anymore, he
just drink eats vegan burgers. I don't know is that what
actually? I don't know.
That's what's in the notes. Yeah.
That's a note. That's gotta be true.
It must. Be true then it's like the
Internet. Morgan just drinks milkshakes.
Yeah, that is accurate. That is accurate.
Shout out Optifast. They they're not.
There's no milk in them though it.
It's not a milkshake as in a McDonald's milkshake.

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Let me tell you that, Emma. It's a meal replacement shake.
Yeah, for fatties. See if you you just gotta eat
more to lose weight. I've said this.
It's clearly working. Yeah, no, but you gotta eat the
right stuff. You gotta eat about five times a
day. You gotta have you lean meat.
You gotta have. I ain't.
Got time for that? I've just dump a shake into a
blender and way you go. It's knocked 27 kilos off.

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Don't tell him. Don't tell him how to eat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't do.
That watch it all. The whole reason I've got to
this point in the 1st place is 'cause I don't have time to cook
all the fancy good food you're talking about.
I'm getting take away all day. It's not sustainable as what I'm
saying. Watch it all come back.
Not the most fun news for the week, but there is an RIP.
It is to the immortal Ozzy Osbourne.

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Oh brother. Oh sorry.
And Ozzy Osbourne, yes, RIP. And there was another wrestler
too, I thought I heard. Oh, I didn't hear of 1/3
wrestler. Yeah, I don't know about a third
one. I'm not a third.
Wrestler, I'm not a player's kicking on.
He's getting up in age. I don't know, maybe a well,
maybe we're looking for the third celebrity.
The things happen in threes. The the Hulkster, Pete, do you

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want to say to him about the Hulkster?
Hey what he revolutionized I I did a post the other day when he
died but WrestleMania 18 promo against the Rock is up there
with one of the best ones. But he could just entertain a
crowd. He's the original American hero.
He he was, you know, like peoplecould talk about wrestling.
It's fake. It's isn't that, well, that's

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that scripted. It's scripted.
It's real live action shows withno stunt double s.
So if you love going to the movies and watching something on
the movies, that's fake. No Tom Cruise.
Nothing's fake Tom Cruise movies.
Tom fake. He's an extent.
You love movies. It's entertainment.
It's different to wrestling. It's all his own.
Tom Cruise does all his own stunts.

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Yeah, he's the 1 only. Flies a plane.
No tether would have gotten away.
He's the beast. Easily.
He's good, but you know, he he revolutionized the way that
sports entertainment went in andgained a lot of support along
along it as well. I remember playing one of the
wrestling games on early Nintendo and fighting against

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Hulk Hogan. I talk as if I, you know, I
actually took him on. No, I didn't, but I just
remember because I was never biginto wrestling, but Hulk Hogan
was always the. B1.
The stand out. Yeah.
Because I've you've rattled off names before and I've gone.
I've got no. Idea.
Still you mean? Still, here's the passing of the
passing of the torch When Hogan sort of retired.

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I didn't retire, but at the end of WrestleMania 18, passed the
torch onto The Rock. It came on through.
And we all know what the Rock does these days as well.
So, yeah, a bit of sad news at 71.
Terry Bellier. Good innings.
Yeah, good catch phrases like hehe could promote works.
Say your vitamins, take your thank you.

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Thank you Godman, say your prayers.
Yep. Say say Yep, take your.
That's a. Fact Jack brother I got 24 inch
Python's dude. Brother.
Yeah, he was. He was one and only.
But yeah, also Ozzy Osbourne, which I think was probably a
long time coming, just probably shocked him.
He went, I think he had Parkinson's, but he did.
He did that Parkinson's, he wentand did a concert.

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Yeah, like 2 weeks. Ago.
And it was his. He knew that was his final
concert. Oh, did he?
Yeah. Yeah, right, he was saying in
the lead up to it. So he knew it was about to
happen. Yeah, and that's what he wanted
to do before. And yeah, he didn't look
healthy. Good on him.
Go ahead on the high. Just want the morgue and the
coroners and all that. When Keith Richards passes, can

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we study his body? But can we?
That was one we one of the meansI saw the other day, yeah.
Can we work out how to live forever?
Like far out? Keith is just going in me.
They say the grim rapper at the at the claw machine going is is
buddy Kate Rich is in this thingor what?
Oh yeah. Apparently that was the third

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guy to die. That's him.
Jesus, Chuck Mangione was American flugelhorn player.
Oh, Chuck. Trumpeter and composer.
But I saw this name, too. So I'm clearly big in America.
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what.
He's no he's one of the world's best flugelhornists.
Are you a? Flugelhorn, I got that word out.
Clean didn't. I fuck it, you know, it was
smooth. It was like had a had a bucket

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of electrical loop. I didn't realise how to, I
didn't realise how to finish that word once I got halfway
through it. Well, he's no trombone player.
I was going to say flugal, flugal, hornish flugal.
Hornist. Flugal hornist.
You don't, you don't want to beat you look, you don't want to
finish your day flugal horny. That's definitely, definitely.
Wrong. I got a bit of mail, doesn't?

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Doesn't Al play something like that?
Who? Yeah, Al play is trombone, I
think Al Al the PC man. Oh, Al the PC man.
Yeah, I thought he was Trump trumpet.
Yeah, he might know who Chuck Mangione is.
Also, he came to that came on the pod here.
Jeff. Yes, yes.
Shout out to Jeff. Jeff, shout out to.
You it was in like Townsville Brass Band.

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Look, I probably got that wrong,but you're.
Gonna He's on the flugelhorn. He would know what a flugelhorn
is he. Would, and he'd know what a
flugelhorn Estes. Sure, yes, and he would know
who? Frank Mangione.
I hope I'm saying that name correctly, but you would think
that's bad, yeah. Race maybe a bit of an Italian
Gion. Yeah, that's that's that's
racist, but OK. Yeah.

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How do you say racist? Not allowed to make.
You can't do accents anymore. Accents.
You can. I know you can.
I think half the people that dial at you, half the people
that dial into US, do you? Hate S Africans pretty offensive
to me. That's it's pretty bad.
That's offensive to everybody, OK?
It's offensive to listen to and I'm not even South African.

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Exactly. Bit of mail Easyvale sent us
this one quite some time ago. Well, I apologize Easyvale.
We gave him a shout out about two or three weeks ago for a
couple of comments and he said Megan lads can confirm Laybat is
a Reggie. And also how did we lose that?
And this is clearly two weeks ago this comment.

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Is it me or does the likes of Edwards, O'Donnell and Lawton
offer basically nothing with theball but seem to find themselves
in the team more times than not?I think that might come down to
injury cover, just quietly. Also, does Tom Duffy owe Peyton
money or something? I think he might have at the
time he's on his way. Well, that's more news later.
Purdue at six just isn't where it's at.

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Why disrupt more of the team by moving him again from the
position he's most comfortable at in first grade?
His tactics confused me. Todd Payton's tactics confused
me. I think that was resolved last
week is eval. We kept Perdue in centre and
well, Tom Duffy played in halvesand he was quiet and fine.
He's too busy signing his contract.

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Yes, that's sad. Of all places to go to as well.
Also, Anna Burns wrote in and told us that the Ingham show was
held before the Townsville show.What was it?
Because we were talking about, 'cause it's obviously just after
the show, we were talking about him going under Ingham I.
Didn't realise this. No, I thought it was Bergen
shade, then Townsville shade, then Ingham shade, then Tully

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show. I thought this went up the
coast, Yeah, but clearly not. It goes up to Ingham and then
comes back. That would be logistically
annoying. When do I swing?
Karen here. And just can we act?
No, we don't know. No, no.
Our listeners are our best researchers.
We've always said that we've. Always said that is something
you've always said. That is true.
I always said that. Luke Littler wins the World

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Match play, completes the TripleCrown.
Whoo my then you my boy, baby, my boy, my boy.
My boy, I knew he was gonna do it.
I knew he had it in him. Knew he had it in him.
Always, never, never in doubt. Yeah, well, I mean, it's good
news, isn't it? There's always some good news
around and I'm sure we'll include him in a multi that

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Pistol is not involved in at some point.
You have ones that actually win,but.
At least he'll probably win something.
All right now, Round 21, Friday,25th of July, it seems so long
ago. Queensland Country Bank Stadium,
The Cowboys played host to the Dragons and as Pete mentioned at

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the start, we slayed Daenerys's pet.
He doesn't even know how to say the name, which is Shanks. 38
points to 32. Seven tries.
Shit show as it. Is see the Cowboys Zachy Leybart
Tommy Dean Cohen Hess Toddy drink order Jeremiah Nani Tommy
Dean again, Jackson Purdue. I've got to say, Tom Dean, does

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he know how to burn an opposition or what?
And Jackson Purdue. How good was that one?
It was like. An NFL run back.
That was unbelievable. Yes, Sir.
Perdy only scored one, didn't he?
Perdy only scored one. It was Tommy Dearden who scored
the two which were virtually, what do you call it, solo

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efforts. That's horrible, Robbo.
Robbo basically did everything for Dearden's first one.
Yeah. He made that break and
everything. Yeah.
Yeah, look, it's a team effort, but I just like how Tommy grabs
things by the scruff of his neckand says right.
Well, let me invoice I'm. Scoring this try.
You know how I was saying the other week I don't believe in
like 10 year contracts. You reckon give one to Tommy.

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I might roll now to Tommy. Yeah, he's up there.
Yeah, I might roll now. He's going to be.
Isn't he signed till the end of 29?
I think it's a decent length butI'll be extending that now I
reckon. Would you though?
No, I. Reckon I've got faith in Tommy.
That's too good. Yeah.
We said this when Lolo was signed.
Yeah. And now we're looking at it
going. We knew.
He's never going to last 10. Oh, look, I think, yeah, it's

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one of those. I I not ten years, no, just
wouldn't do it. Only six tries to.
The Dragons only had a bit of a comeback in that second-half.
I got a little nervous, got to admit.
I thought, here we go. I didn't realize because I was
up on the hill with a few and oh, we've got this in the bag

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and how good is it? And then I was like, you know,
we're running up by 6. Shit.
We are too, as we pay attention here.
I think I saw the half time because I was flying back from
Brisbane, so I think I saw the half time score and I went if we
collapse and blow this in the second-half when we land, you
know that touchdown when you turn your phone on and you're
like trying to refresh the score?

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Yep, that was very nervous for me.
I'm like our defence is leaky atbest.
Yeah, but. If we get pumped in the
second-half, I'm going to be miserable.
I was talking with the Dragons fan that I work with and even he
said like the second-half it wasjust the square UPS.
Like it's, I don't know, put your tinfoil hats on, but where

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a few of those penalties, where a few of those things that the
Dragons did? I had no warrant I had.
What they got given like no I. I I didn't see any, Nothing
blatant. What about the first half?
15 minute in, it's 12 nil up Bateman the the grabber goes in

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Bateman's running through, gets tackled off the ball, gets held
off the ball still and he just misses getting it to before
Garthe. That one is A10 in the bin
penalty. Yeah, that one in the.
End the Dragon's short line goal, drop here, get the ball
back, run the field and score. Yeah, that should have been a
Cowboy penalty with 10 in the bin.

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Yeah. Yeah, you could look at it like
that. Absolutely.
You might look at it. That's if you look at that
incident in the 15th minute mark.
Tom Dearden is contracted until the end of the 2029 season, and
he's only. 24, yeah. Yeah.
I can see a 34 year old Tom Dearden playing well.
Well, how long until Thurston was regarded the goat?
Yeah, true. And Cherry Evans still playing

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at 37. Yeah, exactly how old was what
was Thurston doing when he was 24?
I'm wondering how old was Michael Morgan when he had to
retire? I think he'd already taken us to
the 2005 grand final and had wontwo daily EMS by his 20.
Four. He was 29.
He was 29. Then he's up for the goat.
OK, he can hang on to the goat Monica for now.

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Could be wrong with. That Tommy could be the next
goat. I I build him a statue already.
That's what I'm hearing. You gotta be you.
Wanted to breathe a statue firstbefore.
No, I do. I still want to breathe a
statue. Breathe a statue first.
Breathe a Breathe first, Ben Dean.
I don't know. Would you?
I don't know, I think. If he leads us to a promised
land, he's getting a statue. Let me tell you that A.

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Promised land. Just truth.
Imagine putting it that way. Yeah, I see your note in here.
You brought up the Bateman MP todo active scoring.
Yeah. Absolutely he did.
I'll I'll agree with that part. It happened in the 15th minute
mark. I'd said to people, I was there,
here, hold my drink. I've got to get my note out on
the phone and make a note of this at the time.
Sam, this is a professional foul.

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I've done that myself the. Bunker should be sacked.
Whoever that wanker was should not be allowed to officiate ever
again. He missed plenty.
If we, if we. If we said that about every
official. Nah, but that bunker was
terrible. There'd be no refs.
Absolutely deplorable. They can be.
We can. We can fit us with your 3 two

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months. I went Dean for three.
Just what a guy. Wow, what a guy.
What a guy. What a guy, what a guy. 186
points on fantasy. You want it?
If so, on Supercase that's. Right.
I didn't even look at that. That's the numbers.
Yeah, good when you captain him as well.
Oh, did you captain him? I went Griff for two.
He played big minutes and shouldhave scored a try.

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They called forward pass. It was not forward.
Yes. Like that again, square UPS and
Hesse for one. Like he in, I think he only
played 38 minutes or so, but he scored a try, did some tackle
breaks. I think he gave a penalty away,
I don't know. He did a lot in 38 minutes and

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then I had honourable mentions in there too.
Who's that for? Griffey or Hesse?
Hesse, for one. Hesse burns the honourable
mansion. He's just becoming quite the the
scoring something, well, not thescorer, but he's becoming
something Purdy for scoring a try with a quick set of heels.
Quick set of heels, he just he got that 10 metres before

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anybody ended up burnt. And then just went wow and he
closed out my four leg same gamemulti.
You said three leg. Yeah, well, I already had three
legs down. He was my fourth.
You're embellishing already. I had Drinky did and Nani and
Nani scored right on half time and all I needed was a per do.
Right. And then also I did a live bet

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because I won money on Zack but first try.
Scorer. Not surprising.
Pick 300 on Zacky lays for firsttry scorer, same with Mikkei.
Yeah and live bet put 40 on per do anytime try scorer because we
just needed him anyway and 1200 lady you'll be all D.
You got to finish off your. Honorable mentions.

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Oh yeah, because also the last one will mention was Bateman
because he's Bateman and I got aphoto with him.
Has six years on if you want to see below and Duffy because he's
a lad and hot. And hot.
And Hot Pete. Yeah.
Jeez, hot honey. All right, pet idea.
He's a good, he's a good lookingRooster Duff.
I was talking with him after theafter the game at the club,

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basically sucking him off from the back.
And not shocked. We got a photo, he was holding
the panicking and after being giving him such a praise, he's
gone. I don't mean groin.
That 30 minute mark. I've been up for three weeks.
Oh. No.
No, he's like playing on the game and then we're talking
about his future and stuff, he said.
It's time I fly the coop. We've got to.

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Yep. Got to look elsewhere
unfortunately. Yes, We'll come back to that in
a moment, Morgan. I would like to talk about the
Duffy flown, the coupe thing we'll get to.
I haven't listed any of my players as being hot.
So yeah, I hope you're not. I hope there's no
disappointments in there. Some kind of not proud boy.
I mean, I'm proud, but I I haven't judged among the

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hotness. I've gone free.
In the club. To the sexiest man on the
roster, Dearden, straight up, upand down to I've gone Big Griff
name and one I've gone my boy Burns.
B Burns. B Burns, He's a legend too.
He's a really nice guy in person, really friendly guy.
Why didn't you write that he washot?

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He's hot too. What can I say?
We're all pretty hot. All right, I'll say Dearden's
hotter. Actually, you know what?
I'll go if we're if we're going hot in this, I'm going.
Burns dear to name. No way.
You reckon? Duffy's got all of them covered
in the hot office. You have a look at the dust,
Yeah. He's not my kind of guy.
Not my kind of guy. No, I'm going.
I'm going. Burns Deer to name.
I'm not handling that, but. For 3/2 ones deer to name Burns

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moving on that guy, I'll tell you what, he's a unit.
He's a unit. Yeah, and he's holding the
panty. Just frame the picture.
I went three points for Tommy Deiden.
Wow, what a guy is that? For skill or hotness.
Yeah, a little from column A, little from column B.
Pickle. I went two points for Cohen
Hess. Yep, absolute beast.
Weapon of him. Bring him up here, one above

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him, one point. Because he's hot too.
He's got a rig. Yeah, a rig, that's for sure.
One point I originally had someone else and I've changed it
to Griff name the. Red Dragon.
The red Dragon. He's a good lad.
Too nice player. We've had him on the show and
look back through the archives you can find him.

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Tom Duffy going to the Broncos. Yeah.
To cover for Adam Reynolds, all I can say is he'll get a lot of
game time. Maybe mate and I still got a lot
to offer. Yeah, but he's injury prime.
Yeah, don't tell me he's not. Yeah, I hopefully, hopefully

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McGuire uses Duffy and in a goodway.
I don't think he's. I don't know.
We'll see. I'm not inside the four walls,
but everyone knows where I standon the Duff.
I would have loved to have seen him play same 22 cowboy games
this year. So far, he hasn't.
Went right last week. Like I said, he was quiet but he

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played all right. But like you say, I.
Would have loved to have seen him as #7 all year.
But if you did, he's growing in the 30s then.
Yeah, anyway. And that means one Jake Clifford
has resigned. He's won that battle, I suppose.
All that. But yeah, resigned only for a
year, which is a bit disappointing.

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Well, he's only been getting oneyear.
Contract. I know, I know, but I'd, I'd
hate to live. Idiot.
Yeah, doing that sort of thing. I'm a Clifford fan.
I think it's good time. Massive fees thought I'm a
chance at PNG or I'm a chance atPerth Bears payday.
Yeah, that's true. There is the possibility.
Perth Bears come in 27 and if he's only signed for a 26

(25:29):
season? That's a good point.
And there's not too many halfbacks on the open market.
Well, yeah, that's right. They well, apparently they're
getting monster. Who Perth?
Yeah, I don't see that isn't. Perth getting monster, Yeah, Not
PNG, no. I'm talking about Perth.
Yeah, I'd have to pay big bucks.It might be 2,000,000 bucks to

(25:49):
go to Perth. It'd be the Marcus on and
they're all chipping money too. It'd be it'd be some sort of.
Yeah, that, that would then Perth would start off with a
higher cap. Yeah, there'd be some sort of,
you know. Like if the cap's 11 mil, they
might get 15 mil. Yeah, I reckon, I reckon has a
chance. For the first year or two.
Good money. Yeah.
Good money. Because it doesn't end up like a

(26:10):
retirement village. I reckon he'd do well in Perth
too, by the way. It's a 5 hour flight each each
time they play though. Yeah, that's a downer.
That's tough. That's tough.
We know what it's like even travelling from here, Yeah.
So it's going to be harder from there.
You have a better plane. You have an injury, you break
your leg or something and not playing Canberra at Brew Stadium

(26:33):
and then all of a sudden you've got to fly 5 1/2 hours.
Maybe they got a charter. Having set that.
Leg that. The cricket teams and the AFL
teams. Yeah, that's true.
Handle it just fine, Yeah. I mean they're more used to it,
but it seems that travel does affect NRL more than other
games. It's a lot more of a impact

(26:57):
sport. Like I still think AFL is a
tougher game, like it's 360 and there's a lot more running, but
there's not as much impact tackling.
But there's a lot of, yeah, jarring of Marks and leaps and
all that on the body. And your tackling can come from
any direction. From any direction.
But you're not. You'll not have to be.
Let's take Reese Robson for argument's sake.

(27:17):
You're not having to be in the middle tackling, making 40
tackles on tackle, one into Carrigan tackle, 2 into someone
else. Tackle like head on like NFL
player might make. I don't know what's an average
tackle count in the AFL. 15 for the whole game.
It's not 46. Yeah, it's a big difference.
And it's not. Less impact.

(27:38):
And it's not a big orphan like all you're doing is basically
grabbing. Yeah, it's not a collision.
You're not hipping? Yeah, driving.
Different collision. It is, yeah.
But yeah, it's not full frontal.Yeah correct.
Like the body would be bruised as shit after every game of
rugby league. Now it also has to be mentioned
that one Chad Townsend is retiring at the end of 2025.

(28:00):
Chad, he's a friend of the pod. He was on episode.
It's actually called Chad Townsend, the 7th of August last
year. It's almost a year that we spoke
to Chad, who's a good chat. He's a good lad.
Chad the kid knows how to talk on camera, surprisingly.

(28:21):
He's got his own vlog and whatnot so.
And it it's what he wants to do and.
The Chad Townsend. Chad's actually good.
I listen to him each week. Yeah, and that's where he's, you
know, like he said when he was here, that's what he wants,
that's where he's headed, what he wants to do after footy.
So he's making a go of that. But anyway, thanks for your
service, Chad. I know probably bagged him out
from time to time, but it is what it is now that he's at the

(28:44):
Roosters. Yeah, and I think he's getting a
run. Been getting a run.
I'll. Never say never.
Like I think Raiders, well, they're looking for 1/2 because
I think that's on Clifford and he's obviously hasn't gone
there. There was speculation of Raiders
getting Clifford. They're losing Fogarty, but they
might be 1/2 down. He might get an SOS in the

(29:05):
offseason from Stick. Yeah, come down from one or two
just to run these youngsters around the park.
Well, you just said before there's not enough halves in the
competition and now you lose another one.
Yeah, anyway. Sunday.
Oh yeah, Sunday the 3rd. So this weekend, round 22 at
Sharks Stadium in Sydney, the Sharks are hosting the Cowboys

(29:27):
at 4:05 PM. I'm always a little bit nervous
about a Sunday afternoon game, but a big flight down there for
a Channel 9 spectacle. Sunday special.
Sunday special. Must win, as every game is, as
we've alluded to. Every game is at this stage and
but. They're above us so and they're
in the eights so we can take points off them.

(29:49):
Yes, which would be nice. We don't have a great record
against them. I'm aware of this SO.
Before we roll into this game, just seeing my boy Robert on the
wing #2 there, what did we thinkof his last game improved on the
up? Improved.
He did drop a couple easy ones. Still, I would be more hesitant

(30:12):
when Maz Talung is fit to have Burns on the wing and Maz on the
other. Oh, so he's not getting a run on
my boy Rob? He's he was, he was a lot
better. I think he's improving.
A lot. Better he's bouncing back, baby.
He's got a drink, water, Rob, Darby Jackson, Purdue, Zach
Laybut, Braden Burns into Jake Clifford and Tom Din in the

(30:35):
halves, Harrison Edwards, Reese Robson, Griffin named John
Bateman, Jeremiah and Nae and Ruben Cotter starting and then
off the bench, Marley Bittengarney.
Yeah, good. Hey, makes his debut.
I believe he's like 22 or something.
I'm sure I read that today. If I should have done my

(30:56):
research? Can you do a bit of research and
see if Marley's signed for next year?
Kate and Lars, Kai O'Donnell andCohen Hess are the bench.
I like it. I like it a lot, actually.
Up against the Sharks, who are lining up as follows William
Kennedy, Sione Katowa, Jesse Ramian, CSC Fatalakai, Ronaldo
Molitallo, Braden Trindle and Nico Hines.

(31:18):
Let's hope his hair stays very dry.
Very dry, but also that's that Braden Trindle doesn't get off
the bus. He has ruined us every game.
Yeah, in the last three seasons we've played Sharks, Braden
Trindle single handedly plays his only good game.
Well, not only a good game, but just steps it up to 11 out of 10
performance every time he plays the cows.

(31:40):
Adam for Noah Blake, Blake Braley, Oregon, Cafuzzi,
Britain, Nicola T Wilton and Cameron Mcinnis.
Probably didn't have baldo rang in.
They off their bench is Daniel Atkinson, Jesse Calcoon.
Calcoon. Billy Burns.
Billy Burns. I don't know if he's related to

(32:00):
Brayden Burns and hammering. Bah, Brayden Hamlin.
You really imagine getting Marley's name right?
Yeah. And screwing it up on Brayden.
That is what it is. You done well.
You done well. Look, I I try, but yeah, it's a
it's a tough one. This is a tough one for the
Cowboys, I think. I know it's must win and the
Sharks have a habit of. The Sharks always good against

(32:22):
us. Blowing a game.
But yeah, they they do tend to lift like their lift was just
saying Braden Trindle, like sometimes you don't even know
he's on the field and then he's playing against us.
He's just. Yeah, turns into Superman, he
does. Scoring tries so.
It's a RIP off. It is a.
Little bit of a RIP off. This one being Sunday afternoon

(32:42):
is it's a long way. We've had a long rest from
Friday through to Sunday. So that's that's I guess place
to our advantage. Where did the Sharks play on the
weekend? Just go on.
Saturday night. Saturday night, so they've had a
decent rest as well, which just means next week's a shorter rest
probably. Yeah, yeah.
Unfortunate, but it is what it. Is we got eels the following

(33:04):
Sunday. Easy eels are easy.
Yeah, eels are easy. Yeah, they're round.
Just beat Brisbane in Suncroft, yeah.
Brisbane in pretenders, though, that is.
That is true. You should you of all people.
Should know that is very true. You know where we stand on that
whole thing. How come you tipped them then?
Eels played their grand final last weekend.

(33:24):
Let me tell you about. Guys at Suncorp.
This son bitten Ghana doesn't really say.
It just says that he was pushingfor a top 30 spot and then top
eight spot in this year. It doesn't really allude to much
at all. So I think if Hendo could reach

(33:45):
out, I think Hendo would know better.
Yes, more than likely. Go on to Hendo, send us some
mail. Send us a speak pipe.
Send us a speak pipe. Yeah, get on the speak pipe.
Get on the pipe. Ongaranch.com No, that's not it.
Speakpipe.com/ongaranch Thank you.
I think if you go to ongaranch.com dot AU there is a
link to the speak. Pipe.
There you go, you get better. It should be it.
Should be. If not, there will be.

(34:07):
Anyway, up the Cowboys for that one.
Go cows. Yeah, but you didn't read that
in the run sheet properly. Yeah, I'll get to it when we get
to the tipping. Oh, right, because that's where
it should be. Bloody run sheets.
I'm just getting ahead of the tipping.
Pete discovers as a run sheet for the first time in six years,
and now he's telling everyone how to run a podcast.
Well, well, I was saying that Rob's going to probably tip
sharks in the tipping box because he's a non believer.

(34:30):
Round four of the Telstra women's competition.
The Cowboys up 26 points to nil.Yeah, what a pumping.
Against the Raiders with a double to Crystal Blackwell,
they played like so damn good. SA Barney has improved on last
year. Like she put that hit on last
week and then this week she's been in the line like like

(34:54):
Beckham. I don't know, like something.
What's a good analogy? Not like.
Beckham, they did pretty good ofthat one.
But yeah, the whole team seems to be gelling pretty well.
What about DIB? Yeah.
So that I was just about to say what's?
The story of that I don't know what happened, do you know?
Nothing in particular, just thatTalitha Talitha is the wrong
name. Talula Tillett.

(35:14):
Talula Tillett, Yeah, half back.Yep, is just went better.
Yeah, right. Yeah, I guess.
In training and that so captain.Captain, She was captain.
Yeah, that's a big move. And I think Ricky Henry's.
It's very there. No one's safe.
To say that no one's safe. Yeah, well, there you go.
Worked, the captain. Worked, didn't it?
26 Nil 20. 6 nil, that's that's decent, yeah.

(35:36):
So that's a pumping that was a. It was a it was a good game,
very good game to watch. And that goes into on this
Sunday at McDonald Jones, which I I have a feeling it's magic
round for the. Winners it is.
Yeah, all that all in new. New all in Newcastle?
That's cool this weekend in several cities.
Round 5 on Sunday at 11:50 AM. Horrible time, but the Cowboys

(36:01):
in fourth place up against the Warriors, The Wahs in 10th.
That might be well. I'd like to say it's a tough one
and it's hard to say. You can't really judge on the
ladder and I've not seen much ofthe Warriors ladies play, but
looking forward to this one as well.
Should be a good little carnivalout there at Marathon Stadium
this weekend. Should be like a Yeah OK,

(36:25):
another magic round. I could do another one.
Yeah, I've got to save up a bit better for next year's way.
If I go, you do. It's it's it's Exy.
It is. I'll definitely give it that.
You'll have to find the Irish pub in New England.
It's. Like a radar, he knows exactly

(36:46):
where it is, that's it. So we're allowed to play.
So are we getting? That's all that'll allow us to
play. I don't think that sets off the
algorithm. If you go any more than that,
you get kicked off. Not kicked off but they give you
a warning and it looks it's it'sa nasty gram.
Yeah. Oh, we don't want to it.
Looks a little threatening. Legal Eagles.
Well with that being said, Fusion Networks are sponsoring a

(37:09):
great multi again. Yeah.
We, we, I was going to say, we have a lawyer on retainer, don't
we Rob? We'll be able to handle that.
Tell you what, we were bloody close last week.
Did you put it on last week? I did.
Yes, I did. And I did a note the well, let's
say the Lions didn't beat the score, didn't beat the spread.
Lions didn't win and Warriors didn't beat Titans on the line.

(37:33):
I'm seeing a lot of XS here. The lions, the wires, the
sharks. That was all, that was it.
That was it. That was it.
We had six out of nine green ticks.
It's not a bad effort. For 6 1/2 grand, yeah.
Not bad still. That mean shit?
No, but we're going back to the well.
And no one gave Parramatta a hope in Hades to beat Broncos

(37:56):
last week at Suncorp. OK, yeah, but there's only one
person in the tipping comp that tipped Eels to beat Broncos.
You're not going to beat the Storm.
They've played their grand final, we're all busted.
That's it. They're done.
Pac-Man No, no, no, I'm. I'm not not getting.
No, no, no. I'm just giving you context.
Broncos are beatable at Suncorp.So we're starting off.
We're going to go to the wires to beat the Dolphins in New

(38:18):
Zealand. OK?
We kind of need that to happen because we don't want the
Dolphins to score any more points because they can't get
too far ahead of us. Our season's still alive.
You just need a few teams ahead of us to take a couple losses in
us to get a few wins. So paying 219.
Yep. Then we're going to South Sydney
to beat Broncos because we need Broncos can actually fall out of

(38:38):
the 8. Yep.
OK, so they're playing 6. And Para beat the Broncos on the
weekend. So they're beatable at Fortress,
Fortress they. Are very beatable and, and
they're, they're on a slump. They're, they've only just been
winning games like they, they don't deserve to be where they
are, to be honest. They're they're a bunch of
hacks. They're flat track bullies.
They are. We go on Panthers to beat Gold

(39:00):
Coast Raiders over the Dragons, we're going dogs to beat the
Tigers and we're going to round out with the cows.
Oh. To do the show.
Dollars one that's that's quite some value in the Cowboys.
Yeah, and look, cows and girls and bunnies are a bit of a long
shot, but it's they're, they're doable, man.

(39:23):
They're doable. They're doable.
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(39:43):
So we're locking that in. We're locking it in.
I'm already on. So it's Waz, Bunnies, Panthers,
Raiders, Bulldogs and the Cowboys to round it out.
Yeah, all right. The multi bet is on so no one
can say I didn't. Do it.
We're we're riding this is. This is happening right now,
cash. Cash has 19 bucks which looks
pretty good to me, but see yourself.

(40:04):
Now at the at the start of the year, there was how many pistols
multi will he get right this year?
He's had 00. He's had zero official.
I think the line was 0. I think.
Rob said I might get one but he'll get 3 bullshit ones that
it not on the pod that he'll talk about.
That's true. Round one I've got a I've got a
good one with the Storm against Heels.

(40:26):
I've got another same game wherethe Tigers over at the Broncos
and around it out on the weekend.
I've got a little 4 legged #840 on the cows versus Yep, the
drag. So I'm up 3.
Tips, not slips. I've got you, I've got you 3 you
got. There you go.
Nice going, you got us. Nothing.
Three, you got us. Nothing.
You need to start start a feed so people can start following

(40:49):
you. Yeah.
I did put it in the feed. Well, you might have but I don't
check your feed. I I thought someone started a
feed and that my bets would automatically just go into that
feed. No, you've got to.
It it's manually Rob, it's oh dude, you fast.
Yeah, to save a feed that's yeah, it's just pumping all day.
What he's not showing you is the48 bets that he.
Had come off two 2:00 in the morning.

(41:09):
You check his feed and there's some French horse being pumped
pumped on with some. Russian John Van over my Yeah,
get on him. French horse named Flugelhorn.
Yes, it is Flugelhorn the second, Yeah, running in
Toulouse. This one's coming home, This
one's coming home good. 5 from 5gone and this 4:00 PM Sunday
game morgs. That is, we've.

(41:29):
Had. That is a good weekend that is
fun when it comes to a Sunday game.
Everyone sits up and watches theSunday game when that happens.
Sponsored by Molly Malone's Irish Bar, it is the tipping
comp for 2025. Evelyn has ripped up the ladder,
having used a joker for the lasttwo rounds, now sits on 116

(41:50):
points out in front. Evelyn, you need to give us you
need to give us a shout out on speed pipe or or a message or
something. Just let us know.
Just let us know where you come from.
Where did you go? Where did you come from?
Cotton Eye Joe sorry about that.Shy, though, is in second place.
Everyone. A whole bunch of people use
jokers in the last two weeks, soa whole bunch of new names at

(42:10):
the top here. Shivo on 114 points, Cowdy 38 on
114 on 113 points. Is Amelia just a Lily?
Dicken is also on. Lily.
Dicken. And that's one hand I heard I
can tell by his his profile pic.Mitch is in 6th spot on 112, Mr.

(42:31):
T also on 112 and Timoy also on 112.
There's a whole bunch of people on 112, Mam can't start and get
to the kick, all on 112. That's your top ten?
I've rocketed up to 14th spot. I'm now on 110 points.
Everyone else was on 112 Sorry and Fusion Morgan 22nd.

(42:52):
Don't call it a comeback, baby. I am powering ahead.
You're 2 points behind me now. I know.
You were equal with me. So I played two jokers.
You did very happy with how I both went.
The start of a round. I think I was 2 down.
So I was like, oh, this is this is not going my plan.
But I pulled it out. We got I think 5 out of eight
could be better. You got 5 gone up 7 spots.
I'll take it. Doesn't hurt. 67th spot also

(43:15):
used a joker. 97 points, pistol blazing, 2 guns.
Yeah. Hey, welcome.
Claim 33 was on 100 gun into that round.
Yeah, yeah. And 78th spot is Cowboy Chicken
on 95. Hmm.
Hey, Billy, going well, yeah. You're there, it's just Liz just
saving the run. Where was morgues?
Just in the middle. That's all three jokers.
I'm 22 chicken. You're 20.

(43:37):
Two top page baby on. 108 Have you used all your jokers?
No, I got 1 to. Go.
When do you use that? One to go?
I'm not sure yet. I'll save it for a couple weeks.
The potato is languishing down in 96th spot, probably where it
deserves to be on 90 points now.Oh, wheel of time.
Yes, we spun up the number 32 last year.

(44:00):
So if you're in 30 second position as of right now,
whenever you listen to this thisweek, you know before the start
of the next round. 32nd spot is Big Bear 2206.
There is big pipe from Big Bear.No, there is currently no speak
pots. What a Wilder there are no?

(44:20):
No so Big Bear 22O6 Disappointing.
That means the the the prize package jackpots.
Jackpot 75 and then Dan Murphy'svoucher.
Dollars, We're gonna spin the wheel in a moment.
I'm just gonna check the old Patreon list where if you're a
Patreon subscriber, in case you didn't know, you get your own

(44:43):
tipping comp list and the winnerof that also gets a prize.
What a deal. Currently leading that one on
113 points, three points clear of anyone else.
Just a Lily Dicken. Hey, Hand.
No. Hand No's lead in the
competition. 2nd place on 110 isHope for Life and 3rd place is
yours Truly, myself. Third place.

(45:05):
I'll announce it, Rob on the ranch.
Rob on the ranch in fourth place.
Chris Reed, long time listener. Yeah.
First time call. A few of them that have used all
their jokes. There are a couple.
There's a couple that have used.Catastrophes killing it.
She's got 2 up her sleeve. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Yeah, that's scary. It's dangerous all.
Dangerous. I was a betting man.
I'll be putting money on Cat to win this comp.

(45:26):
Fusion Morgan and is anyone a marine biologist?
Is your top six there in the Patreon tipping comp?
Like we say, catastrophes in 7thand the two points behind the
two jokers up the sleeve. Look at all those fives and
sixes she got in the middle of there.
That is some good tipping. That's.
That's where I got twos and ones.

(45:46):
Yeah, yeah, noticed. That's how you win.
All right, so shall we tip or shall we spin?
Let's spin, spin, baby. Let's.
Spin it up, baby. Spin the bottle.
All right, so the wheel is spinning.
Come. On Vic.
Ditch, ditch, ditch, ditch, ditch, ditch.

(46:10):
Nice. 68. So ready for it?
It's not. Quite nice.
I was a little, what's the word premature.
Premature. Yes, kind of.
It's the theme of the night, somehow.
Who's in 68, Rob? In 68th spot this week is Buzz
1980. Now I know who that is

(46:31):
personally. Am I the one?
Am I in 67? You are in 60. 7 Almost so
close. So, but it's it depends on who's
in 68. Spot next week at the end of the
round. And just fair warning, Buzz has
not used any jokers, nor has Webster Now that I look at this
list and they're they're on page2, but they're making their way
back and Buzz is normally at thetop, just quietly, but.

(46:52):
And do you know this Buzz fella?I do know this buzz is.
He a good lad. He's a good lad.
What's his name? Scott.
Let's get Scott here to a speak party.
Scott Busby. Yes, I know the guy too.
How? Do you know Scott Busby?
We're both in a musical called Dazzle together in high school.
On Flugelhorn. No, it's a dope.
Really. Yeah, I don't think so.

(47:13):
Has he got glasses? He's not from here.
Well then there's 2 Scott Busbys.
There are What are the odds and.It is rare.
You know, it wouldn't have shocked me if you knew.
Him he's got. He's two years older than me.
I'm pretty sure he's not from here.
Yeah, right. It sounds like the same guy.
What? What hair colour?
I'll bring a hair colour. Yeah, you do that.

(47:34):
Find out a friend here you. Better bring in a speak pipe.
He's. Got glasses?
He's got to do a speak. Tall he's like over 6 foot.
Nah, different guy. Different guy.
Different guy. So Scott Busby shout out, what
are the odds if you are Scott Busby, either one, send us a
speak pipe. That's right.
Yeah. Now I gotta get into him.
Do we get him both on at the same time?
Get a get a dial in? Yeah.

(47:56):
Scott Busby off. NRL Round 22 kicks off Thursday
night, 31st of July, 7:50 PM at Commbank Stadium.
The Eels are three bucks and what's that, 55 or 65
thereabouts and the Storm are $1.30.
I am going the Storm. The potato has gone.
The Storm, Peter, Actually, I'm going to go to Storm by 12.

(48:17):
I have gone the storm by 24. It's.
Probably going to be more accurate, Bill.
Yeah, I'll go on the storm by 16, but you're.
Going to say 60 something, yeah,wouldn't it wouldn't shock me.
I too have gone a storm by 12. Yeah, I like it.
I like it. Smart tip and Rob.
Friday the 1st 6:00 PM Go Media Stadium The Warriors 2 bucks 20

(48:38):
up against the Dolphins at $1.67.
I like it, I like it a lot, but I'm going on the Warriors.
The potato has gone the Dolphins.
Peter. I've gone the wires, Cowboy
climb. Bill.
I've gone fins up. Oh, he's gone the other way.
Gone the fence. Morgan.
Was at home. Cowboys climb. 8:00 PM Suncorp
Stadium on a Friday night. Broncos are $1.13 up against the

(49:01):
Rabbits at 6 bucks. It's, it's the the Bennett Cup.
We'll call it horrible. I hate it.
The Broncos. Yeah, it burned me last week, as
Broncos tend to do. But I'm going to go to the
Broncos again. The potatoes gone.
The Broncos, Peter. I have gone the bunnies spill
cowboy climb. They'll go on the Broncos the

(49:21):
17th, the bronch jokes. Bronch jokes.
I like it, Morgan. Yeah, Bronx for me.
Saturday the 2nd 3:00 PM Sea BusTitans 420 Panthers $1.23 I am
going the Panthers, the potatoespick the Panthers.
Peter. I have also gone the Panthers.
Bill. Yeah, give me the Panthers.
Morgan Panthers. Cowboys gone.

(49:43):
I love it all the way. 5:30 PM, Wynn Stadium Dragon.
Actually, we want Titans to win that pet cowboy time.
We do. I don't think.
I don't think tigers the Titans are gonna do.
No, no. Dragons.
No, no, Dragons are two bucks 75up against the Raiders at $1.45.
Green Machine all the way for meand for the potato.
I'm concerned. The potato is typically the same

(50:04):
as me, Peter. I've gone green machine.
I think if they win this could be wrong, but it's almost
impossible for him not to get the minor premiership.
Oh, I don't know. I think yeah, no.
Well they still got a guaranteedbuy up their sleeve too, so
they're technically on 38 at themoment.
There's a lot of technically's there, Bill.

(50:25):
Yeah, give me the green machine,Morgan.
Technically the hottest thing inCanberra right now?
Green Machine. Jeez, Yeah, well, GWS is no
good. 7:35 PM at 4 Pines Park. They're not too bad.
Manly are $1.70. Roosters are $2.15.
Wow, this is this is actually a bit of a flip of a coin.

(50:48):
Game to pick. Look, only because it's a Four
Points park. I'm going to go Manly.
The potato has gone Manly. I'm scared.
Bill, Not Bill Peter. I'd rather see a 90 minute draw
but to pick a team, Roosters areon 10th on 22, Manly, 9th on
24th Manly. When they go to 26, we don't

(51:09):
want that. We're going to try and keep them
around so Roosters can go to 24.I'll take Roosters.
Bill. Yeah, it's just a blah game, but
I'll give it the Eagles. And Morgan Manly.
Sunday the 3rd at 2:00 PM at Conbank Stadium.

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The Tigers are $3.70 up against the Bulldogs with a dog 28.
I got to go the Bulldogs and thepotatoes gone.
The Bulldogs as well Pistol. I too will be going the dogs.
Bill. Give me the Bulldogs.
And Morgan? I shall go Bulldogs as well,
please. For a 5:00 PM points bet
Stadium, the Sharks are $1.37, the Cowboys are $3.10.

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That value that is that. Is value to the hill.
That is value. Me and the potato have gone.
The Sharks pesto, of course. You have no surprises there.
Cowboys all the way, man. Climb.
Keep the pub crawler alive. Bill Yeah.
Cowboys every single week I've got.
Don't know why. I've got to keep telling you.
Yeah. Hey, hold on, go over Cowboys.

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Sharks. So sorry, who?
Sharks. Look, Sharks, Morgan, there's a
reason I'm 14th and you're 22nd and these guys are languishing
on. Page 3.
So. My heart's with the boys,
Correct. My heart's with the boys.
Don't worry. I want to get it wrong, but Yep.
Well, 51 is the winner of page 2, so that's what I'm.
Aiming. Yeah, that's that's that's the

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goal. 68 is the winner of the speak pipe loss.
It is spin the wheel this week. That's the one that you well, do
you want. You know what you should do?
Put a Speak pipe in anyway. Absolutely.
You should and that way if you end up on 68th.
Then it's a. Then it's a beauty.
Then you're just in anyway. That's tipping for this week.

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I've also just crunched some numbers here.
Uh oh. If you went all the Queensland
teams this week, plus the Suns and Lions, it's 7163 power play.
That's not bad. Got to do it.
That means Broncos you got. To get around.
No, I'm not it. Also means the Titans.
You've got to beat the Panthers.Yes, that's a rough one.

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But that that's where the value is.
That's. Yeah, the vowel.
That's the semi vowel. That is the semi vowel salyard.
We're up to salyard. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're
gonna pale pass. And we've got a few good few
here. The first one.
How good was Happy Gilmore too? Can you beep?
Can you beep on the floor? Just like.
It was effing awful. So you've obviously you've seen

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it. I watched it on the weekend.
I sat down, I got AI, got some movie popcorn, went to reading.
Yep, got some actual popcorn because I love my popcorn.
Who does it You've? Got a popcorn machine in your
theatre ring? Yeah, I need to get some.
I need a reload. I'm ready to reload.
So I sat down. I will say I enjoyed the cameos
of the golfers. The movie itself was effing
atrocious. Have you seen it, Bill?

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No, I'm sitting here slowly likeif he ruins this movie for me.
Yeah. Laptop is turning into a bat.
Oh, no. Adam.
Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler ruined the movie
for you. Don't worry, he did it for you.
Look, it's still fun. It's fun, but it's terrible.
OK, well, look, this kind of goes goes pass.
Yeah, it it goes against the pale.

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Pass. I'm gonna pay it just just
because I know exactly what I'm in for.
I know exactly what I'm gonna want out of it.
And I reckon I'm it's gonna giveme 110% of what I want it.
Will it will it will it does Bill it does I'm pan it it's
it's a. Have a before you watch it.
Have a little bubble when you'llbe fine for those.
Actually what rewatch #1? Yeah, I've watched.

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I can rewatch number one with myeyes closed like it's.
Yeah, is listening. Morgan doesn't rate any Adam
Sandler movie. They.
Are terrible movies so so bad? He and he likes movies with the
actor Newman from Seinfeld in it.
Hello. By his glasses.
Yeah. Exactly.
How do you not like a? Lion That's one of the reasons I
jumped on the old weight loss didn't want to look like Newman

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out of Seinfeld. Alright, next pale pass Pistol
hitting three unofficial multi. So that's not a pale pass.
Yeah, I'm paying that one. How good I'm?
Passing you gotta pay it becausehe has.
Is it unofficial? I think you need a password
protect to this run sheet. Thank you.
Yeah, I'm going to have to. Well, it's the first time Pete's
seen in a year. This is right now this This is
not a payout. See this is what happens when

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you let this. Is an opinion.
Piss off the six again try out of eight out of 10 rock
infringements are not. 08 out of10 aren't actually rock
infringements. Just NRL advice to do square
UPS. Also, the 10 meter six against
is not valid. Yeah, I'm, I'm paying that.
That's just get rid of the six again.
A lot of square UPS in an episode.
I do agree with getting rid of this.

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I don't like the six again. Infringement and it's like that
was not actually rock infringement at all.
You were just blatantly cheatingfor the other team to score a
try and. Square up.
I would go that far, but I'll pay.
I'll pay. Yeah, this is this is a good
one. And I I can unders I know where
this has. Come, I know where peace be.
Capital gains tax should be abolished.
Pure government rule to line ouruseless so-called leaders

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pockets. Pay, pay, pay that.
Yeah. Capital gains tax is the biggest
bullshit in history. It is, yeah.
You're just a battler trying to get ahead.
Yeah, a battler. Just an Aussie battler.
What happens when you own two ormore houses?
Yeah, you're a. But well, you've had you've,
you've already paid your taxes on the money you've earned to
pay for something. You've paid your dues and now

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you're now you're expected to pay more because the government
are fucking useless. You're on the, you're on that.
Then the next one's gonna be you're gonna be a sovereign
citizen before the end. Of the year.
I can't wait, it'll be so good. A nice sunset with a nice glass
of grape juice and a perfect nibble platter, or a beautiful
sunrise with a really nice coffee and hot breakfast on the
beach. What it what?

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How was this a pay up? Everyone's going to pay.
That I'd pay that. Yeah, but which one do you want?
Is it 1 of? The Yeah, it's one.
Of the Pale pass works, you're going completely.
Against. Well, I forgot to put in a.
Why not both? You do the nice sunset the night
before, then in the morning get up nice coffee hot.
Breakfast. I'm paying the sunrise.
And a nibble platter I didn't know how to spell Shakuterie boy
Shakuti. SHA.

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Look, if I have to pick two, I'dgo to the sunrise because I like
our coffee. And hot.
You'd rather a sunrise? Yeah, I just.
Prefer I prefer the coffee and ahot breakfast over.
Over a a shakuterie and a wine and a with a sunset there.
Yeah, a sunset over the valley. Yeah, it depends, right, You
didn't say. That you got to get up for an
early morning sunrise. Yeah, but I'm a morning.

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Person back to bed after have a nice full belly.
When I say I'm a morning person,I get up early.
Yeah, don't talk to me for like the first three hours.
Put them up. I think we've just done.
We've done this or that instead of.
Yes, yeah, Peter just completelymisunderstands the whole just
didn't get the brief. This is our design because
here's another one. A hot fire in summer drinking

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beer? Yeah.
Or having a cold swim in winter drinking tea.
It's I'm I'm passing on both of them.
He wants to sit around a hot fire at summer and have a cold
swim in winter. I'm passing terrible.
A fire in a fire in summer will ZAP the humidity out of the air.
Yeah, in that area. So it actually.
Oh, right. It does.
It's odd. Fire any time of year.

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Yeah, it's it. It is very odd in summer sitting
by a fire, but yeah, you do notice that humidity drop and
it's just that little bit more bearable.
But then you're getting ambient heat too, so I don't know.
All right second to last one. Having a wallet and cards is
better than what's something like better?
Better than all you pay shit on a phone.

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He doesn't like the tap and go. Paying, having a wallet and
cards and like you're carrying awallet around.
How good is that? Yeah, but why you're so big?
What is what is this George Costanza thing you've got going?
On it's two inches. I've got a bottle opener.
You do need that. Yeah, when you're drinking
Coronas on the drive. So, but that's.
Not on the drive. What are you?

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Passage your seat. Why?
Have you so many cards in the back?
Also got coins. Who has coins in 2025?
Pistol I. Do That's what an ashtray is
for. Conspiracy theorist here.
This is a disgrace. He doesn't like tax.
He's got his big wallet. I don't hate tax, I just hate
capital gains tax, I think. It's it doesn't like.
Bullshit. There's one card I can see in
there. You're.
Literally only saying that because it's stung you recently.

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Well, not yet. It's about it's about to sting
you. You're lining up, you're getting
drinks at a pub, and you've got your card ready to go, dude,
sweet ass. And then some woofter in front
of you. Oh, hang on, I've got to load up
my phone now, boys. Me Carter man, just fuck off and
get a wallet. Yo you get a wallet, phone case,
your cards sitting there in the.Front go.
But then why? Why do you need to take every

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single one of those cards with you everywhere you go?
Because. It's safekeeping.
I'm a big believer if you're doing a checkout you should not
be able to check out unless you are ready to go.
Have your money in your account.Check your balance before you
turn up. Make sure your cards ready to
go. Do not approach for checkout
unless you are prepped. Or have a wallet.
I have this mild social anxiety where I have my phone unlocked.

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Yes, ready to pay. Good to go.
I'll stand there for. And I'm standing there waiting
for the machine. Yes, let me tap, Let me tap.
Yes I I'm usually like that but it flybys catches me out.
Because, yeah, because I just skip.
I'm collecting. I'm collecting them points, boy,
You know how many? Yeah, how many of them?
It was all the time. You know I got me free 10 bucks
from me everyday rewards the other day.

(01:00:37):
You know how rapt I was. I'm all over.
Everyday rewards? Oh, they're the same thing,
right? I know, but you get more out of
everyday rewards. There's places you can scan A5
boys card that you didn't even know office boys existed.
Works are good. I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like Bunnings as well came
up. There was one the other day that
spun me out. Can't remember what it was
though so. Yes, keep going.

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Pay. Or pass last pay Or pass.
Pete is sacked from doing these questions next week.
Pass pay, pay double down invest.
It's at least two on one with anabstain so.
Hey, Pete, this is your favorite.
This is your favorite guy. You're fired.
You're fired. You're fired.
Oh yeah, nice. Coffee with a hot breakfast

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doesn't go straight on the. What if you had a nice coffee
with a hot breakfast in front ofa fire in summer?
Not paying capital gains tax. Watching old footy from before
six against winning a multi. I'll.
Pay it. Just after you've watched Happy
Kilpour. What?
That's a dream? That's a dream.
What a dream. So that sums it all up and it's
on the Ranch NQ on Instagram andFacebook.

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I'm an XR Bob, that guy's pistolblazing too.
Going for this. Morgan, Holmes, Evans, Billy has
made us all look good. Thank you, Billy.
He's done the thing with the like and the share and the
subscribe and he's just too good.
Send us a speed pipe, especiallyif you're 68th at the end of
this round. And also send US1 anyway.

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Just send US1 anyway. The more, the more the merry.
Give us a game review. Even if it's a a four second.
Hey boys, how you going? Tell us a joke.
Tell us your favorite joke. Yeah, do a good joke, yeah.
We need some contenders for jokeof the week I like.
It dad jokes real loud too. I like.
It absolutely I. I knew about the zoo with only
one dog, Yeah. It's a shit zoo, yeah.

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It's a shit joke, Morgan. It's a good joke.
It's a. Good joke, darl.
Never gets old. See you next week up the
Cowboys. Go, the cows, go.
The Cowboys.