Hayfever

🔥🔥🎧 Episode 202 - Hayfever🎧🔥🔥

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Episode Transcript

(00:10):
Drowned by the storm. The fins are insight.
It's not a poem. Welcome down the ranch.
Yeah. Not very creative tonight.

(00:30):
That's all I could come up with.Welcome Down the Ranch.
Episode 200 and two 202 all brought to you by Molly Malone's
Irish Pub Greatest Irish pub in Townsville possibly?
Definitely in this suburb. IMXR Bob.
Find me on all the socials on that one if you really want to.
Sitting to my right, pistol blazing 2 Pew guns.

(00:54):
Good evening for everyone playing along at home.
We are back. We are with a vengeance.
We are snapping necks in cashingcheques.
Okay, alright, sitting across from him, the one the only, the
well sharp dressed man. I shall call him tonight.
It has to be one of our song as podcasts and I guess it's fallen
to me, guys, it's. Mr. Morgan of Fusion Networks.

(01:16):
I'm cash and checks and breakingnecks.
Amazing what a body costume can do when he loses 40.
Yes, 4040 lbs. Maybe less steady on a bit on
the case the. Patreon, you said you weighed
about 120 at one stage and you're now down to 85, so that's
close to 40. Yeah, yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, Yeah, I guess. OK.

(01:36):
Yeah, that's fair. Fair.
Cool, fair. Could you you?
You're 80 something. 87 at this present time 87 yes.
High 80s, high 80s. We aim to be at 85 soon.
I'd love to be 85. If I was 85 it'd be my gold
shred. Yeah, I'll be there soon.
Found some old photos at home showing the kids yesterday
actually and happened to scroll past one of me from 2015 when I

(01:59):
was about 85 kilos. Yeah, really.
And my youngest goes. Dad, you had a six pack.
Oh well, you got a six pack still.
Yeah, that's what I said. I said, I said I've got 6 kegs
now. But yeah, 6 kegs.
That's right. To get that insult.
Billy's. Billy's here.
Hello, Hello, Hello. Welcome to the show.
Making us look pretty. He wasn't on last week because

(02:22):
we were trying to figure out something with Rando.
Yeah, that was a botched. Job and it was a complete ball.
It was a shimozzle. Now, it wasn't anybody's fault.
Well, it was. We'll blame shit Internet at the
other end. Let's just.
Say that I was gonna say it's not the Internet.
No offense. Rando.
But you don't. Yeah.
Shitty. This is good.
Fusion Networks Internet, by theway, NBA.
It is. It's like 200 each way.
Yeah, we're quick here. Yeah.
Faster upload than there is download.

(02:42):
It's good upload. Just while we're on Rando and
and two things before I talked about Rando, Billy won for all
you Patreon listeners out there and people that aren't get into
that because that's where Billy talks shit later.
I want to hear more out of you tonight on the mic.
Time to step up the game tonight, Bill to Randall.
I'm going to look down the barrel of the car.
Now here we go, Zoom. I, hand on heart, apologize

(03:07):
profusely profusely to you last week.
I. Believe none of it.
He said he had his start about Origin, how there was no
conversions kicked since a game in 1991 from a try and I called
him out and said hang on. Queensland 154 game 2/19/92.

(03:29):
Yeah, so he was correct. Queensland scored a try, Billy
Moore, that's the one where he gets up and does the finger and
shut up and everything like that.
I was talking to him the next day on Tex and I was sorry about
last night, detective footies and all that.
He said no, no, it's all good. I enjoyed coming on, it's
fantastic and this and that. He's good by the way.
I went back into the archives. QLD didn't kick a goal from that
try. The Blues 4 points came off 2

(03:50):
penalty goals. Oh I know, so his stat of no
goal kick had been scored off a try since 91.
Still stands. Apologize, Randy.
Well, there you go. So he's, he's correct.
He's that's what he's databases.That's why he's the stats go.
He's the stats go. Even so, would it because it
wasn't A5 four? There wouldn't have been any
conversions anyway. No, but his stat was because

(04:11):
that game, game one was the first time no conversion has
happened since 1991. That's what I'm just saying.
In 92 there was no conversion, in that 54, 'cause it was,
that's right, four points. That's right.
There was no try conversion, butthere's two penalty goals, so
penalty goals is not a conversion.
No way. Yeah, I know.
I know what you're saying. Alright, Anyway, moving right

(04:33):
along on the range and I. Was right, I was wrong.
Sorry. Frame that.
Can we get that on a snippet we can press in future?
We need that. We'll definitely need,
particularly after the multi. On theranchnq.myshopify.com,
pick yourself up a panicon. And I have to apologise 'cause I
did not drink out of the paniconduring the game on the weekend,

(04:54):
so my fault, sorry. It is on you it.
Is on me. I also too did not was that
mollies having a pint with the great Colin and the friends of
Guinness Club PC shout out. I did not take my panicking with
me. I was drinking pints of Guinness
split and. Let me guess, split in the?
China. I did not split one out of four
attempts. I, I, I don't believe you've

(05:16):
ever done one, by the way, but you're still on the wall.
So investigation, Onga Ranch investigation to follow, do you?
Wanna listen to Hendo all your life?
Then go right ahead. But he was wrong.
I'd split the G. Yeah, right.
OK. I'm I'm getting I'm hearing
things from other higher play sources.
Not saying where he split it, no.
Yeah, slice it on the edge. That's still splitting it
technically. He had a couple.
He he, he had a gulp and a couple of sips.

(05:37):
And then he goes, oh, I split the G Hey Karl, I split the G.
Not what happened. We're gonna go to the footage.
We're going to the footage. Look, Karl, I didn't oh, split
the. G I'm working on getting some
CCTV from in venue. All right, you know what we're
gonna do. And on the ranch, Molly's day
sometime soon, maybe even this Saturday, and you can come and
show me your G splitting. Yeah, OK.

(05:58):
Just I honestly this Saturday, I've never tried to split the G,
but I'll give it a girl, give ita I'll give it a whale, Give it
a girl. No, I was gonna say give it a
whale and I said give it a go and I said give it a girl.
I just love pointing out when people merged.
It was a real. I'm flustered.
It's. Pretty good. patreon.com.
My God, we did not shut up for an hour.
But it's good. It's good.
There is some chatter. We can release it this week.
There is, so that's a big plus. We can.

(06:20):
Especially 100% of it. Yes, especially right at the
end. Yeah, last week got a bit
Freddy. Last week got very.
Freddy. But that's why we're asking.
That's why we're asking now Patreon listeners what they
want. Patreon listeners, no.
Well, that's what they pay for exactly, right?
The privilege, yes, and the exclusivity.
And we thank. And we love you, we love you
all. Because you guys really, truly
are making this happen. Because we wouldn't be here

(06:43):
otherwise. We wouldn't be able to keep the
lights on because ESPF charges alot.
Speaking of ESPF, sponsors of that Patreon segment.
Thank you. Also why the lights keep staying
on. So I don't think I've paid the
power wheel. I don't.
I think you'd never accept. Something offered us so far.
Yeah, I don't know ideas. Because he was the sponsor of
this, Yeah, Patreon version whenwe're recording out of my house

(07:06):
and Morgan's house, and he didn't come to the table with
two bits of stuff all there. That's I don't think he's even
is a Yeah. What?
What's? He even bringing to.
This can we check the bank statement and to see if there's
been any deposits? All right, Trent, it's on you.
The ball's in your court. We need something.
While you're there, while you'rewatching us on this beautiful

(07:26):
YouTube channel and also listening to us on Spotify and
Apple, what's it called? Apple Podcast.
It's just called Apple Podcast, yeah.
OK or whatever other podcasts? Are we on Listener?
No. No, we're not, unfortunately.
Listen Listen Listener is a proprietary.
That would be nice. Channel 9 owned.
Oh, it'd be nice if we were on. Australia, I think.
Yeah, maybe Southern Cross ownedhave.
We got any austereo workers thatcan get us a Archie?

(07:50):
Any chance of a listener? Yeah.
Can we get on listener? I'm not sure they're even on
that they're. On.
IHeartRadio that's the other position.
I love iHeartRadio best app. Hit the like button, hit the
subscribe button and then hit the little bell to get notified.
Pretty sure that's how it goes. It's.
The bell on the bottom, the likes.
Are over here, the likes are over here, the little thumbs up

(08:11):
subscribe's over here and I think the little Bell's next to
subscribe. I think the Bell's up the top
corner, is it? Yeah, top right.
Pretty sure it's top right there.
Yeah, right there. Pretty sure it's right there.
Hit that bell. Is it?
He's a dig bat. That's what he he'll.
Give his a little banner, just two arrows pointing at you.
Just same wankers. Accurate.
Accurate. That's pretty obvious, you don't

(08:32):
need to point it out. Hey.
AJ Bill, we're on the spot. Of well, we're talking about
Panicans. We got the hats.
Yeah, yeah, 'cause this is a fancy looking one over here.
This looks fresh. This one this is an alternate
version. It looks very fresh.
This is an alternate version this.
Was the prototype and its quality is not as good as the
one Rob is sporting. See of a difference.

(08:52):
It's nowhere near as good. This thing will last forever.
Yeah, you're right. Absolutely reserve.
And it's it's comfy and it's especially in this weather.
Well, it keeps your head warm. Keeps your head warm.
Having said that, I've worn thisin the middle of the day with
the sun beating down on me. Not so bad.
I was at the Townsville races onthe weekend.
Yes, that's where I've worn it. And I was wearing a a Navy blue

(09:16):
suit. Oh.
God. Guess which headwear accompanied
a? Little bit that's enough red
wine from for you anyway. Millinery.
But the colour of the hat matched me suit.
Yeah, MIT. Oh, that's me.
Peaky Blinder. All day long, even people go.
Did you go fashion selfish? I would have won Oakley Sunglass

(09:38):
and there was no fighting anywhere here.
No fighting. I went here.
I even mentioned that to about 30 people that said, oh, I
didn't realise you wearing that Peaky Blind piece said yeah, no
fighting. Speakpipe.com Forward slash on
the ranch. All one word and you too can
leave a message just like this. Hey boys, it's the pistol.
Here, look bucket, what a shit shame, but I've got a question

(10:01):
for you and a pistol. I'm talking to you in the future
now, so you might be able to answer this.
If you shout someone a double whiskey on the rocks and they
don't drink it because they're apussy, then wouldn't that mean
that they should shed your back a double whiskey?
I reckon so. What do you reckon?

(10:22):
Yeah, I'll talk to you soon about that one bit dejected
Molly's is good, but when you don't get your whiskey shouted
back and it was a double on the rock, so come on, Fed income.
This is just a travesty of offence, Uru.
Now you 2 could leave a message like that.
I kind of know why I was pretty dusty Saturday morning.

(10:43):
Great. Question.
Great question. Do we?
Why do you wanna name names of who's who's not giving you
shouts? No, no, no, no, no names will.
Be names no. Names will be mentioned, but
that's a good thing. Like a double whiskey.
And you don't get one shouted back like, come on, come on.
You can tell us after the show. Yeah, that's an awful but who?
Who dog but. How good is a double whiskey?

(11:05):
What sort of whiskey? What was?
Jameson, of course. Oh, very nice drop.
Yeah, yeah. That's nice.
I've been I've been really hooking the Jameson on an IV
drip to my veins lately. Central lawn.
It is a fantastic drop. It is very nice.
And you can just sip on it too, and you get a couple of little
rocks in there. That's the whole idea.
Well, yeah, but also if you don't want to burn your kidney

(11:29):
and liver instantly, right? Dilute it with a bit of Pepsi
Max or Coke 0. Dry whatever your flavour is
dry. It Scotch and dry for me or
whiskey and dry? But straight and neat is good,
mixed with something doesn't take away its its form.
It's it's pretty damn good. We do have another speak pipe

(11:50):
from Dan or, or I think it's actually Danny.
Danny and they forgot the Y. Who knows what happened on that
Friday night? There's a little bit of work to.
Actually, that's we'll start that one from scratch.
Dude, our Polish wasn't. No, it's.
It doesn't want to play at all. Not properly.
Here we go. And let my friends, I it's Danny

(12:10):
Archer here again from the Bay of Plenty and J Beck.
Listen, that was a very hard watch tonight.
I think the boys played, actually.
They were the better team for the best part of 60 minutes
tonight. We just couldn't get the Polish,
you know, like having a chart score against this on the brink
of halftime, having another one scored against this after

(12:32):
halftime of just fundamental mistakes like drink.
He should have gone in. He should have scored.
It should have been 12/10 at half time.
You know, we got a lot of we gota lot of promise there.
There's a little bit of work to do.
Our Polish wasn't the greatest like that could have easily also
been something like 24/6 at halftime to the Cowboys as as well.

(12:54):
So let's not get too upbeat about this.
Let's not get too, too upset. The sun still shines in the
morning. All right, boys, we'll be
watching closely. We'll be watching very, very
patiently as well. We go into a bit of an origin
period right now where anything can happen.

(13:16):
I honestly think Tom did. And after his performance
tonight against a full strength a Storm outfit, if he is not the
seven for the Marines, then I don't know who is.
And thankfully it cut you off at90 seconds, so yeah.
Thank God. That's.
Cut me off, I'm a massive fan ofDanny.
Archers are rolling on his. Very impressive, Very

(13:38):
impressive. Especially sounds like he would
have had about 3 double whiskeyswhere maybe 6 points again.
Where do you reckon Denny's fromat least?
He's he's from Radesia. My Fredesia, Yeah.
So all is red there. Whereabouts is Rhodesia is upper
on the plains? Rhodesia is a formerly well
currently known as Zimbabwe. Oh, OK.
Anyway, speak pipe is easy to use on your phone, so easy that

(14:02):
it can be late on a Saturday night.
After many points it was and a double whiskey's Friday night
until. We figured out.
It doesn't matter what. It sounds like it was called in
after the game, to be honest. So yeah, I, I don't know where
Danny was. I know where Pistol was on that
first one. Do you, though?
Yeah, yeah. Do you remember?
No. You got to set like flame trees
with cold chisel. Do you remember?

(14:25):
OK. And then ask the question.
Cowboys have unveiled their 30 year team at the anniversary
gala at QCB Stadium. Just just the other night and
the 30 year team, there's, there's a team every 5 to 10
years. I think it's yeah, every.
Is it every 5 or is it every 10?It's definitely, there was
definitely A10. Team of the Decade.

(14:47):
But I'm pretty sure there was a 15 and a 25 as well.
Interesting. I'm sure I I went looking at who
previous. Who was coach of the 30 year
team? Oh well, I well it doesn't
mention it on the actual Cowboyspage.
Who would you have as coach as a30 year team?
Coach of the 30 year team, you'dbe hard pressed to go past

(15:10):
Granny, wouldn't you? I thought so, but I'm actually
going with Graham Murray. Yeah, Maz or?
Maz laid the the platform so that the rest could follow.
Yeah, yeah. No, I, I I can agree with that.
Yeah. So Maddie made.
Great grand Murray team, won't you, Maddie Bowen?
Full back Kyle Felt, Paul Bowman, Kane all in it at

(15:33):
Centre, Matt Singh and I'm not so sure I agree with that.
Kane in that one Who? That's debatable.
I'd look at other centres and I just.
Looking, Tom. Yeah, old fumble red tape.
Brent Tate is up there. Tate, he only had a couple of
seasons with us. They still Leonard was other
than dropping the ball off a Thurston pass at the 60th minute
and 32 seconds. Don't remember that 2015.

(15:55):
Don't remember that at all. So that's that's definitely, but
it wasn't the only time he dropped the ball.
That's the thing. Like for me, Kane Leonard was
never a standout, whereas I think I think there are many
other standout centres. Yeah, I think you could probably
do Josh Hannah. He was good.
Maybe. Yeah, yeah, he was good.
He definitely. When you say many stand out
centres overcame that bought Bowman and Felty and Bowen.

(16:17):
Bowen. Yeah, I'm, I am a Cootie fan,
but Bowen is definitely the custodian.
Yeah, yeah, Felty. Yeah, Felty.
On the wing, yeah. Mattsing.
Bowman. Bowman.
Yeah, Leonard, I'm, I'm not upset about it when you think of
centres. I'm not saying I'm upset, I'm
just I think there's plenty others I I would.
Such such as they, you've, we've.

(16:40):
Already mentioned them. Hannah, Taty and Tonga.
Yeah, I think Linnet you could. Taty was fantastic, don't get me
wrong, but Taty didn't spend as much time here.
He could almost have Val Holmes there.
Oh, that's, that's, that's, that's interesting.
That's a shout. Yeah, that's a good shout.
Like, I mean, I know we didn't win anything in the time that he
played with us. That is a shout though.

(17:01):
But he in terms of ability, he'spossible possibly one of the
best centres we've. Ball catching ability.
Yeah, towards the end of when hewas here, yes, and still, if you
what, catch the occasional Dragons game.
What about a 1995 David Bouvang?Yeah, totally.
Certainly up there. Michael Morgan at 58, Jonathan
Thurston at half back. Hard to argue with those.

(17:21):
Yeah, Morgan. Seen some Morgan highlights
recently. God he was good.
He did a. Lot I could have had.
Phil. Phil One.
Could have had Morgan at half and Robert Louisiet.
Yeah, yeah, totally. Matt's got it.
Prop. I think that's pretty.
That's pretty much up there. Aaron Payne at hooker, James
Tamu at prop. I like that.

(17:42):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
OK. Yeah. 2 Australian props we
dominated. Yeah, true.
Luke O'Donnell and Gavin Cooper,second rows.
Yeah, I was surprised when I sawLOD, but not at the same time.
I'd actually make a play for Tarek Sims as. 2nd That was my
thought too. Tarek and then Jason Tamala.
I don't must even mention possibly Ethan Lowe.

(18:05):
Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah. In 2nd row and then Jason
Tamalala, the other lock obviously or the lock because do
you think hard to go past that? Do you think Karen Payne at
hooker was good or great? Sorry, he was great because
David Faumu would come on in a. 100%.
You know, like that, that rotation.

(18:26):
Yeah, Payne and Faumi, Like it was almost like Granville.
And no, no, it wasn't not Granville and Seguiaro, it was
Payne and Seguiaro. Like like when Fahimi left,
Payne stayed on. Yep.
And Seguiaro would come on and do that and then it was a
Granville and then cost Jason would do it.
Now we just have Robson. Granville cost Jason was AII

(18:46):
reckon that was a that was a good combination.
Rory cost Jason does not get theaccolades he deserves in his NRL
career. No, and I will not be convinced
otherwise. No, I agree.
What about Winterstone? Yeah yeah.
Played over three out of games for us.
Jim. Trucking and center.
What about Julian? Julian, Justin Neil.
That's a good one too. Do you know what the opposite of

(19:07):
Winterstein is? Summer.
Summer Cup. Summer points.
Summer, well point is not the opposite of a star.
Right summer pots. Summer pots and it's only a
summer pots. So that's the 25th.
But he's on the 14. Yeah, so, so, so.
So this is the 2015 grand final team.
I'm just comparing it to the to the 30 year team.

(19:27):
Yeah, there's an A lot differentin it.
Yeah, I forgot about Jazzy O'Neill.
Like as a centre like he was. He was pretty.
Dare, but yeah, he's my boy Winterstein.
He's understated. I would say you forget like
Scott Bolt, Arter Scott Bolt andJohn Aciada and Ben Hannah.
Hannah's good. These are the 2015 team.
However, having said that. Yeah, they didn't have the
interchange. That's just the top.

(19:48):
There's no interchange in the 30year team.
The 30 year team, is that a bench?
Yeah. The 30 year team should at least
have Jake Granville just on his own, just as a utility for
anything I. Think Granville was on the bench
in the 30 year team? I thought there was.
No, there was no bench. No, no, bench.
I'm shocked still. Thirst and getting half back
over Nathan Fein. But how do you not have
Granville on there? I would have squeezed Granville
in there. That's that's an average.

(20:09):
Having that 14, he's probably been our greatest Fort.
I mean, he'd definitely be up there as our greatest, one of
our greatest fourteens. I'll Chuck him in there.
I'll dump someone else. I think Morgan.
Morgan. Dump.
You're not going to dump. Dump Leonard, Chuck.
In dump. Yeah, Dump Leonard.
Dump Cain put in Granville. Job done.
Morgan definitely. Sorry, Clay.
Sorry. Morgan definitely gets the 5A.

(20:31):
Yeah, well, there's a little. Is there?
You could. Who else do you have a 5 eighth?
Because there's there was a couple of half backs like Brett
Fuhrman was all right for us. Yeah, but he didn't throw a cut
out path. He's a bloody felty but.
What I'm saying is that you could move Thurston to six flick
that opens up you a 5 eighth half backs.
Yeah. Like Fain was actually not too

(20:52):
bad. Yeah, it.
Was. Like is a Morgan Thurston
combination better than a Thurston Fiend or a Thurston
Furman or a Thurston Dearden or a Thurston Duffy?
I'm still shocked there's no bench.
A Thurston Dearden would have been unreal.
A Thurston Dearden would be pretty smear K like you could
have been nuts. Well either way, you could even
put Dearden at six and Thurston 7 or switch it around.

(21:16):
Either way, so there was a. Now this is according to
Wikipedia, so don't quote me, but there was a 10th anniversary
team, a 20th anniversary team and a 25th.
Yeah. And now 30th obviously, but not
no 15th on here. I don't know if the one did
exist and it just didn't end up on on.
I don't. Recall a 15th.
It's even as props like I think in the 10 year 1 Rahihi was

(21:39):
there and also Glenn Morrison, but you could almost have Luke
O'Donnell. Could you have Glenn Morrison
there instead of Lod? Well, in the 10th anniversary
team was Kevin Campion. Oh yeah, Yep.
There's also. But Morrison was Locke.
Yeah, Yep. In the 10 year team so and you
had Ty Williams on the wing. That's right.
Yeah. Ty Bow.

(21:59):
Oh. Ty Bow.
I think if. You, which I think was his
better spot. I didn't like Ty.
Look at it because I know Singhywas on the 10 year team.
Was Singhy always been our winger on the teams in the 20
and 25? In the 20th he was #5.
In the 10th he was #5. On the 25th he was number. 5
Siggy is singhy. Singhy I mean.

(22:21):
Singhy is the only one that has stayed.
Oh no, Bowen as well. I think Bowen was 10 year, yeah.
That's for fan voted one for 30 year team.
Fan voted is Matt Bowen, Cole Felt, Paul Bowman and Senna.
Yeah. Brent Tate.
Yeah, there you go. Brent Tate, Matt Singh, Michael
Morgan, John Thurston and Matt Scott.
Jake Granville at 9 Carl Web. Webbie, Yeah, shout out to

(22:44):
Webbie. Carl Webb changed the way we
play. Indeed.
Gavin Cooper, 11, Luke O'Donnell, Jason Tamalilo and
then painy Tamo Cotter and Rahi off the bench.
Yeah. No big, really, Mason.
Do you reckon by Willie? Mason, will you put him in there
somewhere? Totally.
If he played more than one season, if he stayed up here for
his three-year contract, yeah, Igo to go and play my name.

(23:07):
I'll. Tell you what, Willie, Willie
Mason, he would have got the thenumber one votes have been at
the club Zorcon at the bank in the back here.
Absolutely. I, I still remember here seeing
him to this day. I'll bet you did at Flinders,
one of the clubs, and I've neverseen anything like it.
No, no, I I remember seeing Peter Parr at the clubs and he
thought I was John Asiata. Yes.

(23:29):
Striking. I, you know, it was someone
else. I can't remember who, but yeah,
he was having a good, he thoughtI was someone else, let's just
say that. Having a good night and he was
not seeing just one of me. Anyway, that's fair.
Just gone Friday 6th of June, round 14 at Amy Park in
Melbourne. The Storm hosted the Cowboys and
unfortunately it was 6 ties, sixtries to three.

(23:51):
Yeah, I'm a dead ringer for JohnAciado.
That is a bit of a look. Alike I must.
Admit so Six tries to the Storm,three tries to the Cowboys for
Jackson, Polo, Scotty, Drink water and Rob Darby with just
one from three conversions for US18.
Four at half time. Not the best game that we've

(24:12):
played, I don't think we would. Actually terrible now we played
pretty good. About a sound of the storm, I
just at the moment, at the moment they're in form.
We, of course, I think we playedJeremy Hughes in the form.
It was like the Broncos game in round three.
We were camped on the Storm line, didn't have the Polish to
get over that drink he sliced through and you thought he
scored and just gets like half amil from the line.

(24:35):
It's funny that you say Polish, because that's exactly what
Danny Archer just before. Yeah, yeah, I know.
And then Drinky almost scored. They challenged it.
Nah, Nah. Just lost the ball.
Like he scores that. Yeah, it's 12:10.
Instead, they go up the other end of the field right on half
time. Again, it's one of those things
where we don't have the resilience to it's.
It's like we were so built up thinking that was a try and then

(24:57):
we're in shock for the next two minutes, just deflated and
couldn't defend. Like just having that try both
sides of half time, like 12-4 and then get in the arm wrestle,
it would have been 12:14. Instead it's even at 2414 with
with 20 odd to go. We got points here.
We can we can come. Yeah.
How bad's goal kicking? Yeah, that should be 2418.

(25:19):
Like those two that drink he missed.
And look, it's hard to kick goals like is what it is like.
He's kicking's getting. It's sunky.
It's been a bit ordinary, yeah. Like if he nails those two like
the good goal kickers do, Yeah, look at Cleary on the weekend
for the for the Panthers. He nailed 3 from the sideline.
I've always said you've got to go up in sixes.
What? He took the words right in.

(25:40):
Man, you got to go. You got to go up in 6.
This is this. In this kind of competition, we
could get. You've got to go up early.
But that's 20. That's 2418 with goal kicking.
With 20 to go, you're in the game.
And you have some momentum. We lost all our momentum.
Must didn't play anyway. Yeah.
Yeah, Well, that's true. I honestly think the cows were
the better team for I said 60 but if you said 5050 odd minutes

(26:04):
of the game like that's more than half like we were the
better team. Yeah, we got overrun at the end.
We. Just didn't capitalize.
Whereas the storm, they go up there and they camp on our line
for 30 seconds and they went over.
Yep. Yeah, our defense was a bit
ragged. Yeah, Giraffe is like you said,
you, you know, just snuck through, like just found all the
lot. All the gap, I think he would

(26:24):
have snuck through almost any team, but the fact that we let
them get to that point, Yep, we we can't, we don't seem to be
able to stop them. They can bend our line too
easily. And it's not just the storm.
It's. I think that's most.
But the Storm didn't play better.
Dennis we. That's what I'm saying.
We played ourselves. We we shot ourselves.
Jackson Paulo takes that kick onthe 20 and he goes a bit forward

(26:48):
and then passes it back in. No one's expecting it.
Storm pick it up and score a tryour.
Defence has always been. If that's the Storm that do
that, it goes back to a Storm player and it's play on.
Yeah, our defence has always been dodgy.
We rely on scoring more points to win, and if we don't score
more points and like, we still let those same tries in.
You go back two or three years, yeah, when it was win the game

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in the first half, score the points in the second.
Yep. Yeah, we didn't let other teams
score and that's how we won. Back in the good.
That's why we did well. So for me, I'm the other way.
Yeah, at the moment we. Scored the points late.
Exactly, we're relying too much on scoring now.
Yep. And not defending.
Yeah, and you've not gone up in sixes and you're not scoring and
you're done and. We've gone back to the lack of

(27:30):
resilience, which we had the season before then, correct,
when Tony got him running up thehill in the summer, six times in
the offseason, and all of a sudden we came out and we had
that edge to us, that resilience, and we weren't
letting tries in or if there wasan error, everyone got around
them, built them back up and setthe defensive line.
We were good. Whereas now that seems to just
be completely gone. Yeah, defensive.

(27:52):
Line is just gone. There's too many missed tackles.
Yep. And also, there's always a hole.
Every single game there's just some glaring huge hole that
someone just waltzes in. 42 missed tackles to their 28.
Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, but they still had 28
missed tackles. Yeah, that's not storm like
that's. Yeah, true.
I know a double and that and we.Were making good line breaks.

(28:12):
We're we're, we're starting it. We're we're running our wings
good and then not capitalized. Some of that missed tackles is
players like Harry Grant not getting a hand on Tom Deardon.
Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean?
Like it's, it's all one or two players.
And he was good, Harry. Probably his best game this
year. Yeah.
Where was that game one, Harry? So Harry missed 5 tackles,

(28:33):
Jerome Hughes missed 5 but. They're very active players too,
so. I know, but so. 5 was really
good. Harry Grant did make 39.
Yes, exactly. Right, so.
What's exciting is that coach played well.
This is from a QLD. Origin point of view, yeah,
yeah. Coach played pretty fucking
language, pretty damn good. Didn't was outstanding in #7

(28:56):
like didn't was in my opinion better than Hughes.
Great on the night, well Grant played is fantastic.
I think Dean's about to get rewarded for that too.
Yeah, I think it's locked in, isn't it?
Yeah, it's locked in. Yeah, DC, he dropped.
I'm thinking yeah, yeah, yeah, as #7.
Yeah, yeah. Captain.
Oh, don't be captain. I don't know about that.
It's gonna be captain. Derek who?
No, I don't think. I don't think so, but.
Yeah, we'll get, we'll come, we'll come back to.
It yeah, sorry we're we're Cotter was tackling good.

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So Cotter was there. Nanoy has been beast made for
the last five weeks. He had a fantastic breakdown the
wing there, but he should have passed it to yeah to.
Labour he passed inside instead of the outside.
Labour was there and read it a role.
And he even looked, Yeah, I don't know whether his body can
talk. To where he.
Couldn't go outside, but if he passes outside it's in.

(29:40):
It's two or none. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Bateman made 44 tackles. Yeah, Bateman was a gun, so I
don't play Origin though. No, I know.
I'm not saying from an origin point of view, just just just
from our team. 44 tackles for Bateman like that's.
And I know Scotty in the in the Patreon chat shared out Grovesy.
I know he's a big fan of Hesse. Hesse has played his best footy

(30:01):
in the last four weeks than he has in the last two years.
Well, obviously last year he satout the whole year.
But yeah, but Hesse has just been an absolute beast.
Yep. Like that's not bad.
Yeah. No, look, it's it's the one
percenters. I think we're just not
executing. Like 3814 if you were to watch
the full game without now on thescore and you go holy shit score

(30:23):
Storm scored 38. That was only.
Four, it looks like we got trounced.
It looks like we got trounced but really like that's the way I
saw it without being one eyed. We lost by a try.
We were in it for a long time. It's very long crossed us and
then they put on a couple junkieones that.
Try the side of half time when we should have scored like
that's 12 points, that's 26 and we should have had a try on it

(30:44):
so it. Would have should have cut her.
Should unfortunately. Like I say, your only head ball
should be your uncle, but. 32 ones for the game.
Morgan, you have written the most words I've ever seen.
You write so you can go first. I don't know how well mine have
aged, but nevertheless we'll punch on.
So three points I went, didn't. Couple notes.
Solid all around game. Good attack passing but no

(31:05):
amazing moments to stand out. Except for that, that beautiful
passive. A start, just solid everywhere.
Origins starter bound two I've gone and this is the bit I'm not
sure about. Drinky, good attack, two line
breaks, bad luck at the end of the game with a rebound off the
kick. He's pretty unlucky there and
I'm going to ignore the drop of 1/2 which costs us a bit of
momentum. Looking a bit shaky lately under

(31:26):
the highball and his kick insurance not too good.
One point I got my man Derby. Good bounce back, two line
breaks, good meters, honorable mentions.
Hess and Paulo Robbo great back passed backwards to Drinky.
It was backwards. Oh great, not a fan of a storm.
Yellow numbers on the jersey. Still not a big fan of that.
Look Shit, why didn't Derby passto Labour on the wing?
What's up with that? And how often is someone going

(31:47):
to kick a bomb is a general question by the way.
And it's gone through the sticks.
Got a field goal instead. Well, it can't.
Well, why can't it? Because balls go touch the
ground first. Field goal's a field goal's a
drop pump. Yeah, but like, has that ever
happened? This isn't.
Gayly because I was thinking about that during the game
because it almost happened. Thurston.
Has it ever happened? I think that's my.
Question gayly footy It does. I think Thurston once

(32:08):
accidentally dropped it and madeit look like a field goal.
Attempt. Yeah, right.
OK. Like he actually dropped it.
Yep. But he swung his foot at it and
actually connected and it workedand they went and he just turned
and went. That was a field goal attempt
and it was nowhere near. It was never.
Gonna and it went through. No, no, no.
Yeah, OK, cool. I.
Don't think so. No, I did, but I'm almost I can
recall something like that happening.

(32:29):
Because I was just wondering and.
We got away with. It as a curiosity, has it ever
happened because it for some reason why I'm watching that
game, I'm like, oh, that's interesting.
You can't. Kick a bomb and it goes through
for a field goal. No, but I know but.
Otherwise you'd be bombing it. You know the bomb at the sticks
all the time now anyway, Yeah. But has anyone ever balls it up
in it that's happened? No, I don't think so.
Yeah, there's been plenty of Shanks.

(32:50):
Yeah, not quite a Shank. Much like Max Gorne in the game
earlier tonight, but. That's very what was I saying?
Pistol. Yeah, I'll win 3 points for
Dade. And he was, I don't think it
matters which number he's got onthe back of him because he's
been kind of like this for the last few years anyway.
But that last two weeks with the#7 on him, he was doing a lot
against Manly, we didn't get thechocolates.

(33:11):
And then against Storm last week, just that face ball was
shades of prime thirst. That's cutting out Parker Inglis
and hitting Boyd on the corner in scoring for Queensland like
that was just outstanding and also trying to be everywhere.
Like you said, we we've got a lot of gaps in our defensive

(33:34):
line. Jeez, did and plays like
Thurston and just covers. He just does not stop puts.
His body in the way. Every time.
Like he is just an absolute freak of a bloke.
He's a little Jack Russell, Yeah.
Never gives up. With a Border collie motor and.
He's got that hair like a littleJack Russell.
Yeah, it's like tin tin. Yeah, yeah, I went two points
for Robson. I thought he was just a freak as

(33:56):
well, like he was running out ofdummy half.
It's a shame that we only have him for another.
Six months. Yeah, another season.
Well, and at the end of this year, so he'll still left the
trophy this year with us. Don't get me wrong, talk to him
after the game or not after the game, but in the Saturday night
I was ventured into the villa after a day, our race day.

(34:17):
Is that results or Danny? No, that was the night before
actually. So it's been a bit of a big one
for the pistol Bryce talking to him about a few things and say
you got my 2 points as well because he's he's a good kid
one. Hessy.
When Hessy. Yes, I did go Hess.
Yeah, I wouldn't change that andactually put McClain in.
And no disrespect to the Hess. Chunky.

(34:39):
Yeah, sorry. I don't know what's happened to
me. Ever since we hit record.
I got hay fever. Yeah, no disre.
Actually. I'm going to stay with Hess.
You allergic to grapes at all? Yeah, refined in a pulp.
Now I'll stick my point with Hesse.
He, he, he's been a gun for us, as I just mentioned before.
But good carries, tackles. I do want to honor him on on a

(35:02):
mention McLean. Couple of grape juices here.
You've gone downhill. Yeah, I've got.
I can't. Call an ambulance.
About to blow me nose for the 18th time or.
So leave the room this time. McLean for honourable mentions,
yeah, just look at his stats there, 22 tackles, 100%
efficiency and it's shown that when he has gone off the field,

(35:22):
we start going. Downhill.
That's true. That's accurate.
Yep. Great, I cannot wait for a bad
Tamalaya to come back. So you've got that rotation.
I really can't wait. For I think we definitely need
it in the middle, yes, for that punch.
We were killing it until Tombolowent did you win?
What game did we lose? Was it the Warriors game in
magic round? We've not been the same time so

(35:43):
since Tombolo hasn't been in it so.
Yeah, you're right. I'll pay that.
I'm traditionally a little bit of a doubter on Tombolo,
particularly based on the money he's paid, but you do notice
when he's not playing. It's like Big Papa at the
Raiders. Yeah, when he's there, like he
just lifts. The team definitely seems to
find another year. I don't.
Care what pay packet Tabalono ison, pay him off the bench.

(36:06):
Give him 30 minutes if that's all, he don't care because
that's what Papali does. Except this week he started
yesterday. But Papa has been coming off the
bench for the Raiders and he only plays 20-30 minutes.
But just him being there. Lifts the team.
It'd be Tamalolo every day of the week you're.
Going to be like Ricky Stewart crying on the sideline, Pete.
How good was that? That was good.

(36:27):
I got a tear in the eye when Matt Abel was doing the pregame
pump. Up.
Yeah, he's good. Matt Abel.
And then he kicks the goal and the Stewart's bloody in tears
that that's rugby league is the winner.
That is true. I went three points for Tommy
Dearden, 2 points for Reese Robson.
Leave the room, my God. And then?
Muscle. One point for Jackson Paulo.

(36:49):
Yeah, Jackson, Paulo play good. Yeah, he gets one point.
He's been a good sign in for us.Hurricane.
Now, I wrote these in there and I wrote no notes and I forget
why I wrote them in there, but basically you guys covered all
of the reasons. So thanks for that.
That's our 32 ones for a game against Jesus Christ.
You turn out what is going on. It's.
This study of Wuhan wet market. Also have the wet market we are

(37:11):
in. A window who?
Ate it these two what? The heck going on?
I'm gonna have to have the next couple of days off now.
That's a shame. NRL Round 15 and it is going to
be the Cowboys playing host in one of the best derbies.
Another Derby to the Dolphins this Saturday, 14th at 7:35 PM

(37:35):
QCB Stadium, right here in sunnyTownsville.
Whatsoever looking like maybe a nice little 1215°.
I don't know. 1055. Between here and there, but the
Fins coming off a win, which wasa thrashing of the Dragons, 56
points to 6. I don't know that anybody knew
where that was coming from, but anyway, they're gonna be up here

(37:57):
for that. I haven't looked at how many
Dolphins are playing Origin, so this could be an interesting
week. Spewing about that Dolphins game
too against the Dragons. Why do you have Dragons?
No I had dolphins but I had the same game.
Multi right? 10 bucks on 2 1/2 grand win.
The weather is at this point predicted to be a minimum of 13.

(38:19):
Well, that might be too long. 5:00 in the morning or something
so but still sunny and light winds.
I think it'll be easily with less than 20 it was.
Bloody windy this morning, I'll say that much.
It's going to be a bloody pleasant day, that day it.
Is bloody pleasant day, unfortunately, because we
wouldn't probably want a little bit squirrely for the dolphins.
Nah. No, we want it hotter.

(38:39):
Hotter. We don't play well in whatever.
What are we talking about? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, Every single time. Every single time we've used
that. As Pete get out.
Don't know what's happened. Don't take care.
Help you are hii. What's What's the weather in
Redcliff doing right now? Right now, right this moment.
So we don't have the Statman this this week, but the last two

(38:59):
meetings it's gone each way. 2826 the Dolphins beat us on the
4th of May last year, but in March last year we beat them 43
to 18. Dolphins are like that though.
They're so up and down. They rock.
I don't know, I'm going to have to take.
Four, I can't perform in this kind of condition.
It's fine, we'll handle it. We got it.
Don't worry, we got it. Get the hell out of here.

(39:21):
Currently in Redcliffe it is. Oh geez, 9°?
That's chilly. That's is that now?
Yeah, that's now right this verymoment.
But a? Bit windy down there too.
Wesley is 20 to 30 K but windy. That's decent, decent wind.
It was windy here this morning. Very windy.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.
But offshore, Bruce, when I got to work, it was cutting through
the shed like a sheet of ice. It was.

(39:42):
Yeah, yeah. It was.
It was blowy. Didn't have my jumper on me on
my way to work but it was the first thing I picked up when I
walked in. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I wouldn't know. Was it a westerly or an
easterly? Couldn't tell you.
Yeah, it would have been a southerly.
I reckon someone's picked up a flu from that wind.
This. Morning.
Yeah, I think you might have definitely something.
How are we doing? Oh my Lord, you look like a.
Picture of health has there. Been cats in this room.

(40:04):
No, no, they haven't. That's the problem.
So anyway, yeah, Saturday 14th, 7:35 PM Cowboys versus Dolphins.
We don't have the team lists, soI don't know what it's going to
look like because we're missing.Oh, Dearden.
Dearden. Now I.
Not around. Robson.
Cotton Robbo. Yeah.
What do you think? Because last origin we had the
boy in players backed up so no Dearden.

(40:28):
You think Duffy gets 7? Our guys back up well.
No, but this. That's that's going to be like
next week, not this week. Yeah, that's But they're in camp
now, so they're not playing thisweek.
Yeah, copy because we had the buy because.
We had the buy first game. Well, I think Clifford's been.
Yeah, bring back big, he's been.1899 yeah.
So I think he just slots back Clifford slots.

(40:49):
Yeah, bring back Clifford. Yeah, he's been hard done by.
What about Robson? I my I think Harrison Edwards
will start. That makes sense.
But it might be a rotation depending on who they have at
14. Can we just get Clifford Hawking
role for a week? Yeah, I see that. 7.
See that around? But I don't know, maybe he's
just doesn't suit him. They caught a where's, caught a

(41:11):
usually play hook, not hook block.
Lock Yeah, so. Hopefully Tamela they might come
back and slot into the 13. That'd be handy.
That would be handy. No, don't read the no Nani.
Hmm. No Nani.
Yeah. So your second rows might be
Bateman Kai O'Donnell. Is Kai.
I have a feeling Kai O'donnells.I don't know why.

(41:34):
Bateman, Harrison Edwards as second rowers.
And it depends if Harrison Edwards starts at Hawker.
Yeah, yes. She probably will.
Yeah, but he'd be better suited in the back row.
What? About Braden Burns.
He's he's a winger. He's a wing, wing Senna.
We can't fit him in somewhere. Bateman, McIntyre, 2nd row.
Yeah, I could see that. Duffy 7 if it's seven, either
or. Yeah, I'd say it would be

(41:55):
Clifford, you'd think, unless you're going to play Clifford at
9:00. But again, I just haven't seen
it. Well, The thing is, I might use
this as a time to experiment because it looks like they've
decided Clifford's not the future of a team.
Yeah, so you might as well play Noor Duffy.
Well, that's a good point. But you might as well play
someone else and just see how you go.
But you've got young Purdue. Yeah, now's the time 6.
Now's the time. Do you just go a Purdy and Duff?

(42:19):
You grew up as youngsters. Back in some most people.
Do most? People do.
Yeah. Yeah.
But in in same teams and stuff as young just 'cause they're the
same age. They've got the combination
thing ever they do. You just go right.
Let's let's go back to the world.
That makes sense to me. I mean, what makes sense to me
is Cliff over. I don't think we're gonna play.
It's yeah, I don't think they are either.
No, which is a shame. I'm a big Cliffo fan.

(42:40):
Yeah. We'll find out by the time the
everyone will know by the time this podcast is.
Out. That's a good point, the.
Silly part, yes, but this? Is but this is good segment.
Of yeah, I'm not see if we're inour contest.
Just see if we're Rain Man or not.
I'm saying Tamalos fit to go andhe slots into the 13 roll.
I'm gonna say no Cliffo, but he should be there.
Kicks a good bomb, Cliffo. I'm gonna go Duffy 7 for

(43:03):
Dearden, McIntyre 11 for Nanoy, Tamalo 13 for Cotter, Clifford 9
for Robson. I'm gonna say they're gonna
bring Burns in. I'm just going out there, out
there on the limb. He might play, he might play 12.
Cinnamon, Chuck him in anywhere.Cinnamon.
He's fully recovered. He's been killing it off in Q
cup, hasn't he? He'd be all right.
I think he's been doing pretty good do.
You know he's a real estate agent as well.

(43:25):
Yeah, he is. Dan McGraw, estate agent.
Jackson, Paulo for Graydon Burns.
No, no I wouldn't. Unfortunately, Oh, I would tell
you what would be handy if a young buzz to lung was fit this
weekend. They.
Can't be far off. I thought he was almost going to
be all right for the Storm game,but he couldn't get Revs A.
Bit chilly down there maybe? If we get Maz to Lung and

(43:45):
Tamalalay back. That would be handy.
That would not go astray. That would be handy.
Wouldn't hurt. They've got to be close.
You could put a little parlay onthat too again.
Yeah, I'm going to get Maz to Lung in for Paulo.
Speaking of parlays, we have notconsidered this part, have we?
There is no pistols multi this week.
I just assume pistols always gotone ready to roll.
Wow, why don't you go a spine multi?

(44:07):
Because. We don't know what the 1679 is
going to be, Yeah. For the chaos.
Yeah, just lock it in. Or do we do a spine including
dolphins as well? No, just cows.
Idly. Cows 1679.
We don't know who it's going to be at this point.
All right, that's the multi thisweek.
As of recording. As of recording, Yep, the multi
this week will be 1679 Chaos. A great idea.

(44:29):
We got drinky in there. The other three we don't know.
I mean we. Got drinky and.
Perdue. Perdue, more than likely.
Drinky and Purdy. Yeah, can we Chuck Luke Litterin
into? Luke Littler.
Chuck him in. My my boy.
Yeah, Luke Littler. All right, Chuck just born with
Luke the New. Luke the New.
That's a great idea. It's got marriage sluggy coming
back in at round 15, so actually.

(44:51):
This is. Round.
Yeah, I know. I'm.
Going to propose a bet that Peteis going to be calling sick
tomorrow. Oh, so all right, we'll just,
we'll just have a little chat amongst ourselves there, Billy.
Yeah, we're taking five. Yeah, You've made the whole pod
drop. You've infected the room.
Everyone's sick now because of you.
I'm going strong. Oh my God, I'm good.

(45:14):
I need to get some fresh air. I'm just getting some fresh air.
Crack a window, someone you could see germs.
Haze. Sparky's probably.
Didn't get told anything on the plan.
But God, they are. You'd never find a spark.
You're doing anything wrong, I'll tell you about.

(45:36):
All right, tipping comp round 14and it went well for some.
In fact, it's still going according to according to my
screen, because as we're recording the Bulldogs ears.
Is that finished yet? Should've finished by now, isn't
it? Yeah.
Surely. Yeah, you'd assume so.
It has. It has.
That's OK. Who won?
Bulldogs by a margin. So the leaderboard.

(45:57):
Reggie Bacon has surged to the top having used a joker, now on
76 points. Kirky is in second place along
with Cal and BJK numbers. They're on 74 points.
Cal used a joker as well, flops to 77 and Townsville Man are on
72 points. They're in 5th and 6th.
In 7th, 8th and 9th. His golden point sucks.

(46:19):
Sweeney on the Wing and the Irk and then we'll call it equal
10th. We're on 70 points.
NB sports fan Mr. T and the crazy one and sex McIntyre.
Few jokers used here, so it's a little bit shaken up at the top
there. Mr. T and Reggie Bacon tip 7.
A lot of people tip 7 this week.Good on you.
Well done. Pistol blazing 2 guns.

(46:40):
You've dropped a 15th. I have, I only got 4, but people
did put their jokers in so we'rejust flushing out the jokers.
That's exactly right, and we're flushing them out.
I'll Scroll down and try to point a few out here.
Catastrophe is in 23rd spot on 65 points.
Conor Moussa on 64 points in 26th.
Is anyone a marine biologist? In 29th spot on 64 point.

(47:04):
A lot of people on 64. A lot of the points are very
close together. I'm trying to find us.
Rob on the ranch in 44th spot on6062 points.
I'm equal with the potato. That's a good or a bad thing.
The potato also on 62 points I have to go to page 2.
Have you dropped a page 2 FusionMorgan?
Well, I got 6 out he's. Always been a page 2.

(47:27):
I'm surprised a place three boy.I got 6 out of eight and I
didn't move a single place. Where?
Where? I don't know what. 7770 Seventh
Fusion Morgan. But look who's above me.
Yeah, right above you, Cowboy Chicken.
Cowboy Chicken. Has overtaken.
I know. You come back a bit there.
What are they, 62? They are on 59 points.

(47:50):
But how do I get 6 out of eight and don't go anywhere?
Surely that's up a couple? Because you're rubbish.
Because some people are better. Yeah.
I haven't used any jokers, by the way.
So I want the true Can we work out the true leader?
No minus over jokers that peopleput in.
We got no idea. That's what.
We need, we need a handicapped, you know, board but.
It's like the normal ladder, youget your buy rounds.
Yeah, what a mess. Nobody knows on the you.

(48:12):
Should put your joker in this week.
Should, should, probably won't. It'll be beneficial if you do.
Yeah, totally. On the exclusive Patreon tipping
competition. Pistol blazing, 2 guns on 68
points, still hanging on to the lead.
This is unusual. In 2nd place, having used a
joker on 67 points, one point behind your pistol, I.

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See. Hawk, Hawk for life.
Yeah, you gotta see. Getting a four this week.
Yeah. Tight and stuffed meat.
Yeah, stuffed. And we always hear about people
stuffing, you know, 66 points on3rd and 4th, Cody O'Hara 7 and
Valentine fly homes and then in 5th place Catastrophe on 65
points as well. I'm 9th in that one.

(48:58):
Who else We got Lovesome Action.Jackson is in 13th on that one.
Cowboy cheating in 14th, Fusion Morgan in 15th and as we go down
the thing, Magic Mike como 99 playing that, it's como 99 down
the order a little bit this year.
Here, right down. Poor old comos not having a good
run. You can't squeeze more out of a

(49:20):
glass bottle. Peter.
There's. A couple of drops, yeah.
Sure, that's how it works. Nearly nearly heard of glass.
Just pop. So anyway, we go into round 14
and it's a little bit of a shorter round.
No, we don't. We go into round 15 and we got
that wrong. Yeah, Mazda lungs back.
Yes, exactly. So there are many buys this

(49:40):
week. So the Broncos, the Raiders, the
Storm, the Wars, the Eels, the Panthers and the Tigers all
sitting down at this week. So definitely use a joker if
you've got them. I'm gonna if you've got a joker
up your sleeve, I'd definitely. Yeah, I'm playing that week.
Thursday 12th of June 20/25 7:50PM at Poinsbett Stadium.
The Sharks are $1.35 up against the Dragons at $3.20 and given

(50:04):
what we saw on the weekend, I'm going to go the Sharks by 8.
The potato has tipped the Dragons.
Peter. Is this tipping comp go into
finals? Yes, I've gone the Dragons by
14. Oh, OK, Bill.
Yeah, give me the Sharks by 12. I like it and Morgan.
I've got sharks by 12 too. Oh yeah, Friday the 13th I don't

(50:27):
like yeah of. Course you do, following me down
the bloody ladder, That's it. 8:00 PM See Bus Oh no, I'm going
to change my tip now. Sea Bus, Sea Bus Stadium.
The Titans 340 Manly are $1.30. The Titans burnt me on the
weekend, just gone, having been flogged by the Broncos and Manly
just, well, DC will be there, won't he?

(50:51):
So I'm going to go Manly and thepotato's gone.
Manly, Peter. I'm actually going Titans, like
I just love getting stuff to have her buy them.
Yep, it's working well, Bill. Yeah, I'm going to Titans as
well because I can't back Manly any week.
They're like, they're like the wires every other year you back
them and they lose. You don't back them, they win.

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Yeah, OK, fair enough. And Morgan?
Yeah, manly for me. Oh, OK, very good.
Saturday the 14th at 5:30 PM McDonald Jones Stadium.
The Knights are 255, the Roosters are $1.52.
I hate it, but I got to get the Roosters.
The potato has gone at the Knights.
Peter. The Knights off a great win
against Manly last Thursday night.

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I'm going on the Knights at McDonald Jones my.
Word. Yep.
Yeah, I might back him in there A.
Little mind changer. Yeah, well, why not?
I'm not trying to win nothing and.
Morgan this time. Yeah, I'm going to go be
Roosters. Don't sound very confident of

(51:54):
that. Not really.
Not really, but we'll lock him in.
All right, we go up the coast toQueensland Country Bank Stadium,
7:35 PM. It is the Cowboys are showing
$2.60 up against the Dolphins at$1.50.
I'm going to go to the Cowboys on this one.
I think a little bit of fresh blood in those halves.
It's going to. Yeah.
It's going to mix it up a littlebit.

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Nothing against, you know, not being there for obvious reasons,
but that's where I'm I've got a stupid dude, the potatoes gone,
the Cowboys Peter look. I've always said this.
No hammer, no dolphins. Give me.
Give me the chaos. As if you're going others.
Yeah, I'll be going fins down. Cowboys all the way.
Fins down and just on that game,735 Queens and Country Bank

(52:38):
Stadium. You want to get down there.
Molly Mullins and split AG from 3:00 PM.
Split AG at 3 by all means. By all means, Morgan.
Hey, what if I'm drinking beers at 3:00 in the afternoon?
I'm not making a 735 game on Saturday night.
I will go since we're going to have Masterlong and Tamalala
back. I'm going North Queensland in

(52:59):
this one. I like you're thinking Saturday
15th of June. It finishes up this round 4:05
PM a core stadium. The rabbits are $2.95 and the
Bulldogs are $1.40. I'm going the dogs.
The potato has picked the dogs. Pete up and.
I think I went the dogs. Hang on, I.
Mean just come on. No.
One appears to He's gone Myrtle and cardinal.
No, I don't think. He has.

(53:19):
I don't think he. Has just to don't go the
favourites. Pierced at the top of the table.
Don't let us down. Yeah, I've gone doggies.
Oh, good on ya. Yeah, finally got there, Bill.
Yeah, give us the dogs. The dogs eat a rabbit every day
of the week. Yes, they do.
And Morgan? Yeah, I've gone the doggies for
this one, my number one team. Very short round this week.
Just a handful of games. I don't know what I'm gonna

(53:41):
watch. I don't like that there was a
Monday night game. I've I've got lost on Saturday
because you normally have three games.
You're gonna have to. Didn't like it?
I'm not not really into a Mondaynight game, but I do like a
first night game. Yeah, yeah, 'cause it starts off
your weekend. Yeah, it's nice.
Especially if you work 4 days and you've got every Friday off.
That's true. What a nice set up that is.

(54:03):
Oh bloody fucking. I do.
I do my 40 hours and four days. What are you doing?
OK, fair. Good on you.
All right, well, that is our normal show, what we've got this
week. It's the start of a new segment
that we're throwing in here and we're shoving it down the end
here just to see where our engagement goes.
But we're calling this one at the moment.
We're calling it What's the guy?What's the guy and?

(54:24):
And this is, you know, not strictly football related.
It could be anything, but what'sgoing on in the world.
So what's going on? Maybe we'll call it What's going
on? What's gone?
What's gone? What's?
Gone. What's gone?
A couple of suggestions here. I don't know if we need to touch
it, if we got it. Did you put these in?
No, I don't know what you're on a bit.
No, no idea. So Emma Musk and Trump's breakup

(54:45):
featuring the Epstein files. That is a Corker.
That's a Corker. I want to hear Morgie side on
this one. I mean, it says a disaster for
everything. I mean, the whole place is
crumbling. I used to think Musk was a
really smart man, but the more Isee him, the more I think he's a
bit of an idiot who just bought the companies and and men
basically took him over and madeit sound like he developed him,

(55:06):
which he kind of didn't. He took over a few companies,
didn't really start him. Yeah, he's done well with, like,
making them successful, but I don't know, all, all things
falling apart. You see.
They're trying to deport him now.
Really. Yeah.
They're trying to deport him back to Africa.
Yeah. back-to-back to Rhodesia. Danny Arches.
Yeah, back to Rhodesia. Should I?
So no, it's, it's a disaster. It's an absolute, absolute

(55:26):
disaster. You know what I think this is
performance art. Yeah.
And it's possibly been that since the beginning.
It's just performance and distraction from what's really
going on. Yeah, there's a lot of problems.
That's been the case the whole time.
And not being talked about because to be talking about
Trump's breakup. Well, you, you talk about this
and yeah, that all governments do it in every way in every

(55:49):
location tried. It is no exception.
Definitely where something like this is put out as the big
story. What's really going on is
they're doing their shady deals in the background.
Yeah, yeah, I think Trump and musket best friends still.
You reckon they're still besties?
Yeah, I don't know about, I don't know about besties, but I
don't know if they were ever besties.
This is WWE theatre at the highest order.

(56:12):
So is this is? Script This is script play 101.
I think I'll tell you what. I part of me thinks this script,
the other part of me is where you're saying anyone's not that
smart. Nah, Masky's a genius.
You. Imagine Trump I.
Don't think he is. And mask WrestleMania.
I'll tell you who's not a cheap Musk.
The other one from that relationship.
Musk isn't 70 years old, so that's.

(56:34):
I'm picking Musk in now. Yeah, but have you seen Musk
with no shirt? Yeah, but he's still.
He'd get on the gear. Yeah, yeah, he'd be hitting up
James Magnuson for his protocol.Oh.
Geez. That's.
Another one that's getting around in the world and I'm I'm
all for it to be honest. Oh, there's a enhanced game.
Enhanced. Yeah, I'm actually, yeah.

(56:55):
To be honest, I think it's. Just push it as far as I go and
if you start dying off that's your problem.
But it's things had done the science like yeah, you and me
both standing our own different courses, like I never bought in
the COVID. I never bought in this
vaccinations or anything like that.
Says the guy with the leaky nose.
But with what Magnuson's doing, pretty sure.
I saw you with a COVID certificate at one point.

(57:18):
It was all those fake ones got let in anywhere, no jabs
required. But what Magnuson's doing and
what the enhanced game does is it's all a scientific
controlled, like we know that this drug or this does this or
whatever. It's just illegal in the
Olympics. It's you can't have that in the
Olympics. You're not supposed to be

(57:39):
enhanced in there, it's meant tobe how far you can push it
without. But but that drug helps with
cartilage damage and other things else that helps the human
body to prolong. Can do.
So that's that's where I think. The problem is also just as
recovery as well. If you just, if you open it up
with. Recovery, yeah.
If you open it up in things likethe Olympics, it can be abused.

(57:59):
Yeah, but it's but, but that's the thing, it's not.
It's a different thing altogether, yeah. 100% that's
where everyone in this world think of the children, think of
this, this is completely two different sports.
It's it's completely lately, but.
No one's saying the same, are they?
Oh, there's plenty of people whoare.
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot out there going.
How dare you? Will you?
Just just just 50% of the population is below average

(58:22):
intelligence. Yeah, when I did my unders.
Unders. Yeah, when I did my IKEA school
thing, it was just like, you're like the top 10% of the
population. I went wow, that's not saying a
lot for the rest of them. You just have to drive across
towns or when you work that out pretty quick.
I get so frustrated driving. It drives me, so it's.
Always Red Arrows. Even mental.

(58:43):
Always Red Arrows. It's not even Red Arrows that
bug me, it's the drivers. Yeah, bad too.
It's mostly Red Arrows, you know.
What shits me with drivers in Townsville when it starts having
the tiniest puff teeth chance ofdrizzle rain.
Oh my God, let's all drive 20 KSan hour in a 60 zone.
Yeah, like, are you shitting me?Yeah.
And then you'll have one that's doing 20 KS over, yeah, which is

(59:04):
usually a trade. Yeah, in like a Ford Ranger or
Mazda BT50. Actually, probably a BT50.
One of those big metal tool boxes.
Yeah, big single tabs. Yeah, range sticker if.
They're in a 200 gram. If they're in A200K RAM are
probably a sparky. I'll tell you what shoots me,
and I think about putting this up on Facebook every single day,

(59:24):
right? Because it is really grinding my
gears. Every person in a bloody patrol
or a cruiser, right, thinks it'sawesome to have the blackest,
dirtiest sooty exhaust, right? And you've got to sit behind
them and there's this black shitjust pouring over your car.
It pisses me off so much. I'm going to start reporting

(59:47):
them to the bloody Department ofTransport.
That's diesel, you know. It is.
It shits me to tears. It does.
Engine clean like wins Spitfire get it.
In there, I think there's peoplewho deliberately do it because
they think it's cool. Do you want to know what it is?
It's fucking annoying, that's what it is.
Yeah. So that I've it's, I have a
feeling, Yeah. So to get more power out of a
diesel, you just jam more fuel into it.
Like this and you're covering mycar in black crap and it's

(01:00:08):
coming into my air conditioning.I'm not.
I'm not a. Bad your your buddy air con BMW
with 20,000. Dollars not about it.
Headlight not about. The.
Fresh air into air con. You don't recycle.
No, I always have recycle but I hate it when you're stuck behind
some patrol and it's just spewing out black crap and you
know the driver has done it on purpose or I just haven't looked
up. Yeah, I hate patrols I.

(01:00:29):
Think it's the latter. I think it's their maintenance.
You know, that's that gets my guts it really.
Does well. It's it's either, it's either
lack of maintenance or high performance.
Or trying to be high performance.
I don't. Think you get high performance a
lot of. Diesel.
I like when I drive a BMW. Your diesel's not high
performance. My exhaust is clean.
I can drive up. It's got a point.
I can drive anywhere I want though.

(01:00:50):
I can. I can drive my Land Cruiser over
the top of your BMW. You can.
Let's do it. As a point, let's do it.
I can drive lots of places. And no one.
Says anything? If we can work out the the the
insurance there, can we do that?Maybe not, maybe not.
Yeah, and we'll film it. It's good content.
That is content. Content Skiing.
No, it it honestly it does bug me and I know that's probably.

(01:01:11):
A Really I totally agree with you though because I've as I've
got a motorbike license so I don't ride a motorbike anymore.
But it was that and people throwing darts out the window.
Yeah. That's it.
Yeah. It was stinky diesel cars that
just filling your helmet up withthat.
And then so when someone ashes out the window window and you
get ash in your helmet, Yeah. You know what shits me more as
well? Littering, yes.

(01:01:34):
Littering. It's.
Just littering in general. Everyone knows here that I like
having a beer or whatever, and if I have a really walk into a
pub or whatever, I make sure I carry that empty with me until I
find a bin. I'll give you that I have seen
you carry empties for quite a distance.
And I've seen people throw it onthe ground and I make them pick
it up until we get to a bin. Oh, what's the matter?

(01:01:56):
Like that fucking thing up? We're going to a bin.
Somewhere along the way there'llbe a Willy bin or a bin of some
sort. The same people that literally
the same people complain that the council aren't cleaning up.
But people smoking and then justhave a drop and then just just
buttered away like no mate, no, no.
You chose this life of smoking, and I know you do it, Bill, but

(01:02:17):
carry a little film canister. Now, for those millennials that
don't know what a film canister is, look up Kodak Circuit 1980.
Can be something else in the film canister.
Yeah, well, this one could just be a little film canister, a
little bit of sand in the bottomand just butt your shit out.
You wanna smoke? Walk with it.
They still put actually. Carry, even carry your butt with

(01:02:39):
you until you find a bin or run it out on you.
Shits me to nowhere when people just butt out into the street.
Yeah, I've, I've definitely put us here through the washing
machine because I put them in mypocket or or in my car.
In my car. I've just got a 600 bill bottle
like plastic bottle that. You just so you do the right
thing. Yeah, you're doing the right.
Thing and and I if I see other. Smoke and there's about billion

(01:03:01):
other smokers that don't do. That.
Oh, I'm very well aware. I I will get up other people
even if someone comes to my house and I'll watch them throw
a butt in my yard and I'll go straight up to them.
So you're gonna go find that butt?
Yeah, So. But your dog's torn shit all
over. I don't care.
Yeah, My dog tore all that shit up all over my yard.
You can go find the cigarette butt in the middle of it.
Yeah. 100%. Yeah, no, yeah, it's, it's it's

(01:03:22):
it's. Rub it out on the pavement and
carry it with you until you finda bin.
It's no different to having a radio shit when you see people
throwing a Mack as hack it out the window like what the fuck
are you doing? Perform.
I like the old videos of not even old on socials they do the
rounds but people used to pick up the rubbish and throw it
back. Back in the car that's good
they. Were great, something worse but

(01:03:45):
a performative, but that's fine.I remember when we were, I was
going fishing a lot and I'd go out with my mates and I used to
try and say to him, said, how about because we rock up to a
fishing spot and there'd just beshit everywhere.
And then you could no doubt finda plastic bag somewhere.
Yeah. And then go pick up that rubbish
bag or that bag full of rubbish.And I sat in my mates with some
of them saying, oh, what are youdoing?

(01:04:06):
What's if, What if everybody didthis?
Exactly. What if everybody just picked up
a bag full of rubbish? I mean, it's it's it was a
punishment at school when you were just like, oh, you're on
scab duty or whatever. Yeah.
But realistically, if you want that place to look just as nice
as you expect it to, I mean, like you're not going to be able
to account for every single person, but at least you can try
and you can try and you can try and push that message to amongst

(01:04:29):
your friends and peers and whatnot.
And just to say, hey, do you want this place to look good
when your kids grow old and theywant to come here as well and
bring their kids here? Like, oh, do you just want to
see a deserted wasteland of shiteverywhere?
Like it it? That's very much the the theorem
behind Tidy Up Townsville and Dave Dudley.
That's basically what he does, is tries to get that message out

(01:04:50):
'cause he picks up bags and bagsand bags of rubbish.
Oh, he, he, he, he has that teamof blokes who go out there with
trailers and shit to to go take whole dump like trailer loads
out of places like like the Bully or even Mount Louisa and.
Oh yeah, he's done. All that's all the copper
cookers out there too. Yeah, that's the greatest one,
Plastic. Yeah.
Even along the Strand, like I've, I've walked that couple of

(01:05:11):
times in recent guys and you know you're walking along and
you see something on the side ofthe path like 5060 meters ahead
of you or whatever 20 people have walked past that can't be
fucked. But you're doing.
I'm picking this up because there's a bin literally 30
meters in front of me. This bins every. 50 yeah 100.
5000 meters. Of.
It's not There is right and the Strand's usually clean, but you

(01:05:33):
do see a bit of rubbish here or there and look, it's not hard if
you walk, if you've had to kick something called walk over, just
pick the fucking thing up. But same.
But that's just that's the Strand.
It's usually clean, but how often do you?
Yeah, well. You go for a walk in suburbia
and it's just shit everywhere. Everywhere I could definitely
add to that where people don't cover their loads.

(01:05:54):
The way I go home from here or even home from work, I'll head
down the Bruce Hwy. on the way to the tip and they're, it's
just rubbish all over the road in between, in between Idalia
and and the tip. The motorway's horrific.
The motorway is disgusting. Yeah, well, it's all the people
dragging their shit in their trailers down the road.

(01:06:15):
My problem, I put a bit of Parramatta right Pay for it.
Well, how about you tarp it as well?
Or get one of those Nets with the hooks.
Something that's what I used to think.
I mean, you can't. You can't capture or you can,
but I mean you, you could be mistaken for a couple of little
bits of greenery that flies out of the back of your or whatever.

(01:06:36):
Like huge. Cardboard boxes.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
If it's a bit of a bit of green waste that falls out of your
trailer, I don't mind that because it's at least that's
going to biodegrade, yeah. It's.
Fine, yeah. But then you get packaging.
Yeah, yeah. That's or even.
How hard was it to keep your phone packaging in cardboard
box? Like, yeah.
Well, even there was a point, and I think it's been fixed a

(01:06:56):
fair bit now, but you drive downGreg Jabs, drive at the back of
the big retail store there, and there would just be cardboard
and Styrofoam and shit just all over that pad.
And then there's a Creek. There's a Creek right behind
there. Yep, which goes straight out to
the ocean, mind you, at at the Bruce Hwy. heading out the other
way. There's Stuart correct to go
straight under the other thing there too and eat like all the

(01:07:19):
way up to that bridge and after it it's just shit everywhere.
Like I know you get me talking about rubbish, I'll fire up.
Oh man. It's just rubbish.
It's a it's a pet pet height of mine as well.
You said it. I said I'll I'm I'm always carry
your empties. If you're a smoker, change your
way. Butter it out first.
Take it with you. Especially if you're vaping,
those little plastic things are bloody everywhere and they've

(01:07:40):
got a little battery in them andstuff.
I do like that second one too. Alright, just just very quickly
make the Strand licensed if you're not being 1/2 wit yes
yeah, allowing pop up cocktail bars and creating a good vibe.
My bloody 60 plus year old parents can't go have a little
wine on a Sunday night or something.
Yeah. Like they probably could, as
long as you don't draw attentionto yourself, it's.
Not legally. I'm more for like you go for a

(01:08:03):
walk along the street and peoplecan exercise and all that.
Now, I'm not saying you're having a cart on one shoulder
and a ghetto blaster on the other, but if you are not 1/2
wit or, or if you, if you can show, hey, I, I work for a
living or I'm a pensioner and I've contributed to society.
I pay me taxes. I, I do this.
I'm not trying to discriminate and and mislead everyone.

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But if you're a walk along and you've got a roadie on you and
you're going from Rock Pool to the Seaview or whatever you just
have on a raid, you should not get fined.
The other problem with that is that there is a small element
that ruins it for everybody. Else, And that's what we allude.
To such a nanny. And all that sort of stuff.
But how cool would it be on the Strand if it was sort of like a

(01:08:48):
mini Vietnam where you could have a little pop up cocktail
bar around shore? But if you're on the Strand and
it's all plastic containers or whatever.
Overseas you can do it. You can Italy, Spain, America.
You can walk down the street with a nice little.
Drink in your hand, no one says.Anything.
Exactly. I didn't think you could in
America. Oh, you can.
You can in America. I've done it.

(01:09:09):
Some beaches, I think they're starting to pull it back because
they used to be like they'd. Have big parties, They'd
probably be worried about glass,but.
Along the street, there's plentyof.
Cameras and everything. And if you decide to be a Dick
and just throw your rubbish instead of binning it, because
as we alluded to, there's a bin every 20 seconds all along the
street like. 20 seconds you're running not as fast either.

(01:09:30):
Way not as fast as me. Right Bob, we will now fine you
for drinking in pub from now on because you're fucked up.
You've got one chance at it, don't be a Dick.
You've been to Japan? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So my understanding not being there but you can drink in
public, but it's very, very frowned upon and it's a cultural
thing to be drunk in public. Yeah, right.
And I think you can actually be possibly arrested if you're

(01:09:52):
drunk in public, but drinking inpublic is fine.
So did you say that's Japan? Yeah, Yeah.
So if you're drunk in public, they'll, and especially if
you're a foreigner, if the if the coppers find you, they'll
just pick you up and say where do you live or where are you
staying? We'll just, we'll just take you
there. So you just, oh, that's not, not
an issue. Oh, oh, like if you're like a,
it sounds like a freeze does that.
Work. Yeah, sounds, sounds like if

(01:10:12):
you're an Australian over there,that's your ride home every
night. Exactly.
If your pistol leaving Molly's at 3 hours, yeah.
That's what I was going to be. On the Strand at midday, you got
an issue, but why can't you havea nice little?
Oh yeah, we've, we've bought a nice bottle of wine down here.
We've had a couple. Of drinks, fish and chips.
And we want to go for a stroll as well.
Yep, I can't see the issue with that.

(01:10:33):
I. Completely agree We have a
biggest nanny stay in the world up here.
It's disgusting. We're meant to be like this hard
country of like tough people andwe can't even have like a little
bloody gentle rose down on the strain at a sunset.
I'm very. Don't abuse it.
Don't Dick it. But it's surely.
You could have like a beer in your pocket or one in your hand
and you're walking along and you're yeah, we're having a,

(01:10:55):
we're having a little pub craw 'cause we decided we're going to
leave Shore House and we'll walkto the Watermark and then from
the Watermark we're going to walk to take a.
Travel. We're going to take a traveller.
We're the biggest bunch of wussers.
We complain about everything. I find this this segment to be
absolutely brilliant because thelefties are thinking we're a
nanny state and the conservatives are looking out
for the environment. So it's so we couldn't get more

(01:11:20):
Santa than what we are right now.
Loving it. It's been fantastic.
That's our new segment. I don't know what we're going to
call it, but it's a little bit of a taste of Patreon because
this is the kind of shit we talkabout.
A weekly deer grind or something?
I've got a name for it. I've got a name for.
It you know what really grinds my gears?
Make Australia great again. Make Australia great.
Yep, done. Let's do it.

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