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I've just realised I haven't written an intro so it's On the
Ranch final series week 12025. Welcome to On the Ranch.
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I don't even know what episode number it is.
I think it's 215 thereabouts. Yeah, 215.
How good? For that, nailed it.
Finals week one for the NRL. Finals Week 2 for the AFL.
Go pass. It's it's, it's NFL week 1.
Yep, going into Week 2. And NRLWN.
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RLW is going into I think it's the last round.
Yeah, we've got finals coming up.
It's. All happening.
It's all happening in the seasonSeptember.
It is the sunny days in September.
September Madness. Where you don't want to be in
Bali like a certain team that this show is based around.
And they're not in Bali, though,they're in Airlie Beach.
Airlie Beach, I've heard, yes, we had some good inside mail.
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Yeah, down in Airlie Beach. I'm sure that we'll just see in
the sights and little dad on thereef probably plants and some
plants in the gardens down there.
I'm just picking up some litter.Sure, that's what was happening.
If this is your first time tuning in, I'm Rob, that's
Morgan, I'm Morgan, and that's Billy.
Hello. Normally cameras.
Brought up. It's in your face.
Normally, girl a fourth person at the table.
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However, it's Tuesday night and you know what happens on Tuesday
night? Things get scheduled.
Molly's Molly's happens Tuesday.Molly's happens and we kind of
think that's where he is. Pistol blazing 2 guns has left
us alone once again. He's distress.
And basically made us do it by ourselves.
Yep, it's rude is what it is. Yeah.
This is, you know, the whole reason we're sitting here is he
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started this. Yeah, this is Pete's thing.
Like he started it. Well, at least I didn't.
You and Pete did well. I didn't.
Yeah, I'm not taking any credit.And anyway.
He just straight up rubbed us. Right.
Just straight up done us, done us.
You know, almost as bad as your jungle Jew's horse.
Let's the less said about that money sink, the the the better
that's. What position did it come in
again? Can you, I, I can't remember.
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Can you remember where it came in that race?
I. Believe the the was the first
the. What do you call it An acronym
for? It is DFL.
DFL and the. The first word is dead.
Yep. And the third word is last.
I won't say what the F stands for.
I mean on this podcast. Yeah, right.
You'll have to hit the Patreon for that.
Patreon will tell you yes. We actually watched it live on
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the Patreon. That's some content for you put.
It this way it's it's it's contributing to the the clag
factory probably after this. John Juice is exact.
It's an. Absolute.
It it not only did it come last,but it actually went backwards
in a rest. It did, yeah.
Yeah, it's like, it's like that super computer the other week
that apparently went back in time one second.
Really I'm just start. Oh, did you?
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That's all I really heard about it.
So great. Scott.
Yeah, sorry that. Was a good start, yeah.
Yeah, great, Scott. Good.
It's good. Story, Bill.
That's good, Good. Sorry go.
Good. Sorry, go and.
Like that's got like me last week saying completely
butchering, saying that Magpies were way bigger than crows.
Yeah, but look, we don't hold anything against anybody.
Life was out here for that. Off yeah, where can't remember.
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I was, I did the edit back and Ijust, I just literally threw my
headphones on the floor and got up from the computer and just
walked around the house and justwent, well, that's out there
now. I'll bet nobody noticed.
No, no, they. Don't.
They don't now. Yeah, they don't now.
I didn't. I was waiting for a comment here
or there. I I'm shocked big crows are they
have big bird. We did get a couple of comments
though. Birthday shout out to my dad.
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This is not from me, this is from Connor Musa Mechi.
I've probably pronounced that incorrectly.
This is Mackie, but birthday shout out to my dad Paul Musa
for the 11th of September. Loves the potty and you boys.
Happy birthday to you. Happy.
Come on boys, don't leave me hanging.
Actually, happy birthday we slowthat down.
Or breathy. Happy birthday to you.
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Come on, give us a heat. That's very Marilyn Monroe wish.
Oh look, I gave you a football. I gave you effort there.
Yeah, we've got a bit crazy. Thanks for listening, Paul.
Happy birthday. Now Sammy Davis left us a
comment as well said today marksthe end of Kieran Foreign.
Now this was three days ago, 13 years on and as a Cowboys fan, I
feel like we can finally close the chapter on the hand of
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foreign. Never.
Never, never, Just before we move on.
Speaking of birthdays, OK, happybirthday to Trent from SPF.
Oh, yesterday was his birthday, 42.
You wouldn't know it. He didn't leave us any cake.
Can you believe that 42 years? I can't believe.
He's old. Doesn't look a day over.
Doesn't look. A day older, about 86.
Yeah, big happy birthday to Trent.
Happy birthday, love you all we.Wouldn't be in this room without
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him. We really wouldn't.
We'd be in a room. We'd probably be at Morgan's
place again. Probably back in, right?
Out. Yeah, so Sammy said to Sammy
Foran before he was really interrupted.
Good luck to him in retirement, be good riddance.
The haunting finally comes to a long-awaited end.
I don't know if it ever will. It'll always be in a highlight
reel. That 7 tackle set.
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Called path. Yeah.
We we get darted by rest in all our finals.
And we always do. It's a bit rude.
So I figured out the other day that we've been getting comments
on YouTube. That we've been getting YouTube.
Sam Davis 569 you are my favorite listener.
Is the same Sam Davis who didn'tlike Karen Foreign?
My favorite listener Everything around this podcast is for Sam
Davis because he reckons Adam Sandler movies are thumbs down
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on with morgues. Well.
You win all the. Prizes.
You meant to come up with the prize.
We'll come up with one. I'll come up with something, Sam
Davis, because that is the best comment I've ever seen in my
life. And shout out to NRL Cowboys 92
RL 11. I think that is he's found his
new potty, yeah. So welcome, Welcome aboard. 5
months ago. Yeah, sorry.
Sorry for the I saw this on during the week and I went oh
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here we go. Yeah, we we're.
Blown up on this? I know like this is I didn't
even know I couldn't see that I I I do check YouTube but I've
I've never seen these comments. I think I've seen Carson's
before. Can Pete fix that flickering
light at morgue's place, please?Yeah, that was just set a
camera, so. Yeah, that that was my bad.
That's yeah. We got that's from a year ago.
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That was that's the second podig.
The third podig, actually. It is.
It is. Anyway, that's that's good
comments all over the place. It's just hard to keep track,
you know, so. Many channels.
There's software that you can get that sends out like posts?
Yeah, onto socials. Yep.
I don't know if there's any thataggregate all the comments.
You'd like to think it would exist, right?
Surely that's part of the software?
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Yeah, we're gonna. We're patenting that idea so no
one get any ideas. We might need to invest.
We shouldn't Todd Payton that idea.
Oh yeah, and you're patenting that too.
Yeah, that's copyright. Good luck on the Ranch, 2025.
Yeah, yeah, let's not go down that part.
That's that's not gonna, it's not gonna sell any copies.
So anyway, that's that is what it is.
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No games to review this week. I mean, there's the NRLW and we
had a, you know. I mean, the Pies kicked ass in
the Adelaide game, but we won't talk about that.
We can we talk about that. Well, we can come back to that.
I actually. Watched that game, but game I I
I don't know enough about the game yet to even comment on it.
That's fair. That's the game.
They're still knocking it on. They're still part forward
passing. I don't know.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm getting my head get around it slowly, but.
Couple frozen it I. Still don't know anyones name
but. The Cowboys girls have a girls
Carol girls got up girls got up over the Dragons 42 points to
14. Yeah, that's a fumping.
That was that was a good little thumping.
Did Pete's girl trying to play to play?
I want to say she did. Did my girl Tulua?
Silla play did watch this game and you know I can't remember a
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damn thing from it. That's really good research
there. But if I go to the player stats.
No, I I did throw you under. I did throw you under a bus.
Ask a specific question to the. Players Tallulah Tillett did not
play Rosie. She's the best Rosie.
Kelly played half. Back Nah Tallulah Tilletts.
Back there is no China Palata. That's why we.
I can see there. That's why we pumped him.
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Wow. That's a joke.
We were if she was playing, we were on 6060 nil.
She was playing. That was last.
I don't know if I heard you say,but that was our biggest score
ever, wasn't it? I think it might have been,
yeah. It was our biggest win ever and
our biggest score ever. That's.
Setting a lot of records. Good science for as you tend to
do. The Lady Cowboys like a for
Cowgirls. Yeah, exactly.
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I just want to save the Cowgirlsso much.
Yeah. I can't help myself.
Like it's finally the insult. Actually doesn't insult, no.
It's actually F and good name. Yeah, I don't know why, but all
the teams named after after the men's teams.
I'd love to do a survey of the female villa visa women's
Cowboys and actually ask them, do you want to be called the
Cowgirls and are you happy we call you the Cowgirls?
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They'd probably take it. I reckon I would.
I reckon it's there an identity.Why can't they have their own
identity? Yeah, I I see where you come
from, all right. So I went to Wallabies game
coming to works for a SEC. Oh, you did too.
Didn't we went to Wallabies game?
I must admit didn't know a lot what was going on because
obviously there's some crossoverbetween league and Wallabies and
you know, rugby and kind of but great game.
It was a cracking game. We won after, we won 5 minutes
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after the final buzzer. Is that right?
In the 85th minute we won. Like it was so crazy.
Does it go in overtime? It yeah, injury time.
But the thing was, though, is that they have no way of
knowing, I guess when the injurytime's up, right?
It was so confusing because obviously you don't have the
commentators at the at the stadium, you don't really know
what's happening. So they, they come down and
we're behind by like a, a point or two, right?
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So they don't stop the clock. They don't stop the clock, No.
So we're down by three. Now if you kick a field goal
three points, right, Right. So we're down by three and we
could kick a field goal, right. But they don't, they go for the
win. It's like in NFL, you're at 4:00
and 1:00, you know, fourth goal and you you want to make the
win, right? And then they had three chances
to kick a field goal because of,like, penalties, right?
But they refused to kick the field goal because they wanted
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to win. They didn't want to go, I
assume, into extra time or whatever happens, right.
Anyway, it's like 85 minutes in.I'm like, guys, just kick the
field goal. Any second the sirens gonna go.
Yeah. And then they they scored and we
won. OK.
It was an outrageous game. It was really good.
But the atmosphere was amazing. The stadium announcers were
great. Was it?
Everything about it was great. Was it sold out?
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No, it wasn't sold out I reckon.I think it was 20.
I reckon looking around I saw 15,000.
The scoreboard, I think the scoreboard came up and was about
20,000. Yeah.
So it was a good crowd. There's a fair few empty seats,
but it was a good crowd. But no, it was fantastic.
It was a good day. Now I'm trying to find the
fixture for it but I can't even on rugby.com.
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The Argentinians, awesome crowd.They they were right into it,
like they were going bananas. Yeah, and there's some videos of
city lane after match. So like, you know, 8:00 at
night. Yep, they were going hard in the
city. Oh, good on.
Yeah, bad, bad. Their songs going and they'll
jumping up and down and all sorts of stuff.
Oh well, that's good for the stadium, good for Townsville.
Yeah, it's good for Townsville. Get down to Wallabies.
Next time they come to town, go down, get to the Wallabies.
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It is a cracking event. I.
Think that might be? Don't quote me.
Second time they've ever played in Townsville.
I think so. I went to the first one, yeah,
it's it was New Zealand versus somebody.
I think it was New Zealand versus South Africa and then US
versus Argentina. Was that here?
Was that it? Yeah, it was a double header at
QCB. OK.
Is that like Australia or Argentina?
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It was either Australia, Argentina, New Zealand and South
Africa all played when I was there.
The last time it was it was here.
I don't remember much of the game I got.
I wore a cowboy's jersey. Yep, Yep, I got blind.
There's a decent cowboy jerseys.And there's yelled Cowboys the
whole time. That's right.
Then there was another bloke about four rows down in front of
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me who was a Titans fan wearing a Titans jersey.
So. So he's screaming Titans at me
and I'm screaming Cowboys at him.
And yeah. Guys, you're at the Union.
Yeah, well, we didn't go. I had a free ticket.
I didn't. Yeah, OK.
I was. I got chaperoned by my Mrs.
parents. Ohh too loud it all.
Yeah, that's very fancy. This is very fancy, Jason.
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Didn't they get a eye opener? Yeah.
I bet, I bet. Well, the ladies go into round
11 this Saturday the 13th. I'm lucky for some.
Lucky for us. Totally Workwear Stadium in
Brisbane, that's a good stadium up against the Broncos, which
is, I don't know. I don't know their second where
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third this could go anyway. Lily Dixon for us.
Lily, well, she's in, but she's reserve.
Yeah, okay. Same with Tallulah, same with
China Palata. Bring them in, get them
starting. All extended bench and I think
the rest of the team is pretty pretty much the same.
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The stadium's in Stones Corner, they'd be able to get a
beautiful little boutique coffeeand probably like a nice little
croissant or something after the.
Game. It's not far from the Gabatoire.
Yeah, that's a great spot. Not far from the Gabatoire at
all. That's a Channel 9 game. 12:00
PM midday midday game in Brisbane.
Get around it, get around it. Support the Cowboys girls,
because. They this is well, we're third
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on the ladder. We're we're going into.
Finals, Yeah, we're finals bound.
Finals bound, we're locked in for.
The women and I look, don't quote me.
I think this is the last. Round last round, let me just
tell you, I think it might be I did see where finals bound.
We the bloody every time you go to the draw on the NRL website
and it goes straight to the men's.
Yeah, this is the last round. Yeah, it does.
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OK, so. Last, last round.
Good. OK.
Can you do a ladder predictor with the women's make up anyway?
Last round, round 11. OK.
Yep, very good. That's.
Now we're not, we're not the favourites going in this game.
Very not was a long way. No, not the long way.
But we're third in the second, right?
So we're only one behind him on the ladder.
I don't know why we're so. I reckon we'll have a chance
here. Look, it depends on which team
turns up they've been rocks or diamonds the last couple of
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weeks. Yeah, OK.
When they're when they're diamonds, they're diamonds.
Like the record score last week.Is that when till the tiller's
in the game? Actually, no she doesn't.
All the way around, no Look loveto little Tiller but when she
last played we got flogged 30 tonil.
I just love saying to Lula. Tiller.
I know I can tell. That's such a rugby league name.
It's so good. It's so good.
They got some great names in that team.
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They do. Yep, they do.
Ross, Strain, Smith. Yeah, Goldthorpe to Cork.
She's a she's a gun. Keira Dibbs, good you.
Know how I mentioned I mentionedit?
No, I think I mentioned it last week is about Kelly copped an
elbow. Yeah, you did?
Yeah. To the chin.
Yep, she knocked her bottom 3 teeth completely dislodged like
her jaw. Yeah.
Oh, that's rough. Like it knocked, so she's had
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surgery to put them back. Jeez.
And that's why she collapsed in the tunnel on the way up that's
basically passed out. Yeah, shout out to her.
She's really shocked. Hopefully she comes back all
right. That sounds unreal.
Basically jaw reconstruction I suppose.
Yeah, but front of, sure. Yeah, but you think that'd be
pretty good at fixing that sort of stuff, so.
Yeah, but it can be a pretty lengthy recovery too that
you're. Drinking now.
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Drinking through not eating through a straw.
For that, yeah, You're not having any Mintys anytime soon.
Probably not having any Mintys the rest of your life, right?
Well, if you chew at the back ofyour teeth, not the front.
Get on your molars, not your cane ones.
Yeah, maybe. I don't know.
I don't know. I think I got it right I'm.
Not a dentist. I know a dentist.
I am a Rob, but not Rob. Yeah, Rob.
Rob a dentist. You're allowed to see my face.
I'm using this weird Audi toothpaste right now.
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It's called like Dentex or something.
I'm like, what is this? I can tell and Kirsty's stolen
my good stuff. Your.
Teeth are green. I know.
It's, it's really something. No, it's really something to
smile. Look, you know what else
happened during the week? Cowboys 2025 presentation night.
Oh yeah, yeah, big night. Now we kind of expected that
Tommy did and would clean up. We weren't too far wrong.
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He was our player of year. So he got on, which that's one
thing we gotta add up. Now, yeah, we gotta add up.
Actual. Points.
We'll have them for next week. Will you?
Yes. OK, good.
Yes. Yeah, I like how you said the
way. That, yeah, just included us all
in that one. Thanks for that, Tommy Dean won
the Townsville Bulletin Fan Award, as you'd expect.
Deservedly. Got the Players player award
deservedly and the Paul Bowman medal.
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Very deservedly Which? Is effectively best Best and
Ferris filled the Cowboys. Best player in the team.
Yeah, exactly. Selected by the coaches.
If I wanna doubt that, I think the coaches select that watches.
What club person of the year went to Braden Burns?
Braden Burns shout out. One of the one of two top real
estate agents slash football players in Townsville.
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I think you. Also won the best real estate
agent playing on the Cowboys team board.
Current yes NRL Cowboys way which I is like.
That sounds like a social. It's like a community, yeah,
they do things for the. Community award, Yeah.
Keelum Luki and Tom Chester. Deservedly.
And deservedly. Yeah, he has a time on his
hands, so get around and see some kids.
The JCU Education Award. Tom Duffy.
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I've heard he's smart. Now been shipped off to the
right. House.
Yeah, Which? There was.
There was a story, Bully did a story with Tom Duffy.
Yeah, he was a bully. And he explained that, you know,
for him, it's out of his comfortzone.
Fresh face. He may still go well there.
It's only a one year deal with the Broncos.
Oh, good luck to him. He was a nice guy when he came
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along. Yeah, he's awesome.
He's a smart kid. Smart.
Kid Well, he won the JCU Brains award the.
Education award, There you go. Affiliate player of the year was
in Mali. Bitten Ghani.
There he is. Can you explain the affiliate
club player of year? No, I can't.
I can't even. I don't know what it means.
I mean, I know I. Know what it means?
Affiliate club do they mean? It must be feeder club.
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Feeder. Clubs.
Yeah, it's got to be feeder club.
Yeah, yeah. Well, what are the?
That's the. Well, it's not the Blackhawks.
The pride in the cutters, yeah. Yeah, so you must be the best
from the pride of a cutter. OK, Player of the Year.
Not the Blackhawks. That's that's a good effort.
Dragon The Blackhawks went down to Sydney for that night.
Yeah, well, maybe I don't know how that works.
That's a weird setup. NRL Rookie of the Year Rob
Derby. Yeah, boy, that's my boy.
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Derby your boy. Got the rookie of the year
award. Where, Boy, where did he dropped
it? It was his.
Oh no, Rob. No.
That's my boy, that. Wasn't my joke look it is my
look at the comments. Everyone's saying he dropped
them straight. Away he's getting roasted on the
official Facebook page of the Cowboys.
The comments are so. Fucking rude deep dive.
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That's my boy. Like Lukey, there's some bright
spark, has said. Is it the most injured player
award? Oh.
That's brutal. You can't do that.
No, no, you can't be doing that.Man those.
Sand mig light you would get breaked.
You wouldn't go and have a beer with that bloke.
So you don't. You don't.
You don't need to read into what.
They what a straight up douchebag.
Someones going to get on Facebook and start writing stuff
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like that. They're probably really sad and
upset with themselves and I. Just want to say Mike Lennon
have a hard look at yourself mate and you 2 due to Wesley
have a look at yourself have a look at yourself in the mirror
can. Pronounce those names.
Like to see you do better mate. No, they couldn't.
That's why they could. This is all they've got in their
lives. Yeah, it's commenting on
Facebook. Yeah, probably bots anyway.
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Yeah, probably. 8 Cowboys named as contenders for 2025 Players
Champion awards. So just part of the RLPANR.
L Players Association. That is correct.
Thank you for that. Eight players have been put
forward. Who?
We got that one. We got Tommy Deardon, Cohen,
Hess, Scotty Drink Water and Jackson Perdue.
Nice. Sorry, I thought that's it.
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Eight players. There's only four there. 8
Cowboys names stand by. I mean, you'd think Deardon is a
shoe in for that, right? Oh, sorry, the so four men, four
women. So the four women are SA Barney,
Emma Manzerman. Tallulah.
Fran Goldthorpe and Bree Chester.
No, Tallulah. No Tallulah in that one.
That's that's. Rigged.
My fight that's that's tough. Actually my out of those 4, Emma
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Mansman's hard to go past. Yeah, she's good.
She's a weapon. But she's very good at going
past other opposition players anyway.
That's just a shit joke. That's.
That's a good joke. Yeah.
No, that's funny. Best.
Yeah, that's that's right. Yeah.
Isn't there a clapping button onthere?
Yeah. I had a really good sediment
joke during the week. I wanted.
To a sediment joke. A sediment joke.
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I'll sit next to someone at the this will be good at the rugby.
Turns out she's in the water business right, water quality
business. So I said have you heard about
the what do I say? I said something about have you
heard about the sediment? She's like what you told me I
said, oh it it all went to the bottom.
Jesus, not bad. No, that's I just came off of
it. It's.
Also not good. Came up with that on the spot.
Very good. So that's that's the that's
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that's Cowboys in footy for the last week.
We're probably not gonna hear much more about Cowboys for.
Some player. Some player.
Oh yeah, we have. We're losing some players.
Seven, we are losing. Do you want to read them out or
I've got them ready to roll? You've got them ready.
To roll OK Billy, we've got Reese Robson.
I think we're going to miss him the most.
Reese Robson departs the club tothe Roosters I.
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Think we're going to miss him, but we're going to have a
different style. Yes.
Because Reese Marning just has adifferent style.
Yeah, like, I'm not. I was pretty sad to see Reese
Robson go, but then to see the replacement, you would be like,
you know, it's, it's a nice pat on the back.
I think we'll still good, but Robson's a tackling machine, you
know? So yeah, we're going to miss
that hole. I mean he's a NSW hooker, so
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it's. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. You can't say no to that.
He's quality. You can't, yeah, you can't take
that away from. Him exactly.
Semi Valomi is moving on to UK Super League.
That's that's that's. That's a shame.
That's a shame. He he had he had been lacking in
defence though. Yeah, the last couple weeks he
was a little bit iffy in defence.
Maybe he'd he's already started sending his train, his good
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training boots over to UK. Yeah, he's it's like he wanted
to get a few good finishes. Before he left exactly right.
Trying to do the felty. Tom Duffy is moving on.
Jamal Shibasaki is moving on. Amali Bitagain, Billy's boy is
moving on. Bitagaini.
Bitagaini, sorry. And Nick Lanaz is leaving, Yeah.
We didn't see much of him, did we?
No, he was. He was like.
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One or two games? Yeah, one or two.
Yeah, yeah. So it.
Wasn't bad, but I mean, it is what it is.
You can't keep everyone and 100%they're going to do well
wherever they go. And then, Yep, we're going to
have Facebook commenters tellingus how we should have never let
them go. Particularly the duster Dusters
are going to do good. Remember her?
What everyone said about Kalin Ponga when we let him go.
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Yep, yeah. I've seen how that panned out.
I think we dodged the bullet there.
We did an interesting one. Bidagane was the third player of
African heritage to play in the NRL ever.
I thought it was the second. Yeah, I thought it was the
second. One I'm being told right here of
my inside source here your inside.
Source But the Cowboys. Cowboys.
Talk about you. Happens to save a third player.
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Oh, maybe they had to fix it up.Now Lanaz, he registered only
one NRL game in around 23 against the Eels.
Well, there you go. Yeah, so Shadow that to Nick.
I hope you had a good game. Yeah, he will, and there'll be
plenty more to come. 100% definitely.
Hopefully that if we're moving on a front row like Bitten
Ghana, hopefully that means we've got good prospects for
Lukey next year, yeah. You would hope so.
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Yeah, that's that's one of thoseeggs in one basket situations.
It feels a little that way, doesn't.
It but look how it turned out for us of Reuben Cotter.
Yeah, true. Like it's, it's, it's a, it's
paying 5 bucks at the jump, but it's yeah, yeah.
It's not paying 10 bucks and then running glass, let's just
say that like certain other horses.
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Anyway, it's it's week one of the finals.
Yeah, how exciting. Semi exciting 'cause we're not
part of. It we're not part of it, which
is a bit of a shame. Storm Bulldogs Friday night.
Yep, it'll be a what a game. Could be no, no, Hughes.
I'm going to say surely, I reckon Storm will get up, we'll
come to this and Tipping, but I don't know if Papen.
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Storm, right? Yeah.
I don't know. I mean, yeah, no Papenhausen, no
Nelson, and no Jerome Hughes. Grant's back.
Which will make tipping interesting.
This is why we're reviewing this, because we got a tip.
Well, uh huh. Yeah, my tipping last week
wasn't great. Oh well.
So it's down. Well, I look the ladder soon I
might have caught up to you. No, you're, I think you're maybe
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one behind. Oh.
That's just a little. I know Nelson's been copied a
bit of shit in the paint lately,just saying that he seems to
just be a big body with no real talent.
In what sounds about right, yeah, that's what a lot it's a
bit like pain heart. Yeah, well, I've heard, I've
heard that A. Few of them.
Saturday night is Warriors Panthers, which it's in
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Auckland. It's good to see wires get a
good home game for finals. Oh yeah, I deserve it.
Yeah, this could go either. Way.
Yeah, this would have. If the Cowboys versed them this
week, this would have been the only time we went to New Zealand
all year. Yeah, Right.
Yeah, but. But yeah, we didn't end up
getting into Martin, so I can't.I can't.
Stand Lee Martin. He's such a dog.
I don't. Yeah, I don't.
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I just don't love him. Don't hate.
You know how everyone hated, like, Gallon when he played?
Yeah for the Blues? Yeah.
Yeah, My Gallon is Lee Martin. Is it really?
I can't stand, I can't stand thelook of.
Him. I don't understand him either.
I like Angus Crichton. Yeah, Blues colours.
He doesn't annoy me anywhere near as much as Liam.
Yeah, OK. I like him as a rooster.
I think I. Prefer Lua I.
Don't like Roosters? Yeah, this is Angus Crichton.
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I mean, but yeah, Anyway, that's.
No, I'm OK. I think I'm a curving.
Or is he SI can't? Remember, I like Stephen Cric.
What? I mean, I like him 'cause he
seems like a nice guy. Yeah.
Yep, it does seem like. It So I like Lua just because he
upsets everybody and he's really, really good at it, yeah.
He is very good at although I dolike the wires.
I may be going to wires this week.
Hopefully. Fingers crossed for wires,
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that's all I can say. Sharks Roosters also on Sunday
night. Sharks, Roosters, What are we
looking at here? Well, we just told you, one of
your office colleagues. Yeah, shout out to Rachel.
That's the Sharks are going. To She's a big Sharks fan.
Big Sharks fan. Yeah, they're around.
I've heard a bit about it, but we're not in the finals and the
Sharkies are, which hasn't made the office fantastic to be in.
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Oh. Yeah, she hit me with that last
week when I first walked in. Thanks for that.
Yep, shout out Rachel. Lovely.
So yeah, up yours, Rachel. Up yours.
Go go, go fix your. Garage door, Yeah, look, Sharks
for us, this is a it's a nothinggame to me.
Like who cares? I don't hate the Sharks because
they tend to beat us and I don'tmind seeing someone win who
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beats us in the final. Makes me feel a bit better.
If we're going to lose, I want to be beaten by a win team that
beats us. Exactly.
Yeah, exactly. Or that goes on to win the whole
thing. Yeah.
And I don't mind the Sharks. I don't want the Sharks to win
the whole thing though. No, no, sharks can get stuffed
from. No, I'm gonna write it for sure.
Was it? 2017 Or was that the storm?
Sharks. Sharks won it a few times.
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That was 2017 when we were in the grand final.
Storm. That was Storm.
Might have been before the 2015 then.
Might have been. I can't remember but I remember
I remember a finals game with the Sharks and it was A7 tackle
set maybe. Oh yeah, yeah, that was that was
circa 20/14/14. Yeah, I think so.
They're about. It's head, no?
Yeah. That's down at Sydney, Mr.
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Tuesday. Down at Sydney, wasn't it?
Yeah, Puck, Puck. Yeah, yeah.
And then and then seven tackle sets got written into the rule
book, Yes, as an excuse. Such a dog act, you know.
Yeah, anyway, it is what it is. Sunday, sunny Sunday at GIS
Stadium. The Raiders.
Game of a Round. I'd better flog the Broncos or I
am gonna be so cranky. But look at the insurance for
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the Raiders. They've all had a week off.
Everyone's in. We're all.
Back. They're all in.
Yeah, look at that. That's a good a good set.
Look at the Inns for the Broncosjockey.
Madaki. No, but yeah, Shibasaki didn't
get on on on the weekend. Well.
Well, he did last week. He did last weekend.
He definitely got on it. Yeah.
A bit of a scare for Reece Walsh.
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That's a shame. I had a scoop of the of the
Shibasaki, so apparently he was out for dinner and then bumped
into a bunch of dolphins playersscene and then decided to get
carried away with them. So it was it was meant to be a
quiet night, which didn't they? We've all been there.
Well, they. Were it got big on it.
Apparently they were doing an alcohol ban.
What? Yeah, in the lead.
Cause in the lead in to the finals to be at their best
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performing Yep makes sense. And he turned up at training.
Hungover. Right.
Must have been pretty hungover to to be noticeable.
But then I saw, McGuire said. They basically flogged him
during training, which I like. Yeah, yeah, they said.
He's at, he's at. So he's getting flogged like
shit. Yeah, so they should.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I mean, that's the, that's the
McGuire way too. Yeah, I like that.
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But that is also a great way to sober up.
Yeah, I guess so. Get.
Out there and sweat it out. I could be under a tree.
Too many worse things to do whenyou're hungover.
Oh yeah? Well, look after some small
children. I'll tell you now, that's dress.
That is a. Good point.
That is worse. I reckon this is easily the game
around. What do you reckon?
What are you guys looking? Forward to yeah.
I couldn't give a shit not looking.
Forward. To the wires game will be good
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but I think the rate is going tobe better.
It it's hard to say the the Bronco.
Depends which Bronco shop. Yep, I think I'll be just trying
to learn AFL again. Well, we'll come to that later.
We might have a look at the AFL.Well.
The Pies are playing, my friend.Yeah, actually we might skip
across to that. We'll come back to tipping later
on. But in the AFL, if you're
interested in the AFL, I don't care.
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I don't care if you're not. We're talking about it.
This is what's happening. Finals week 1, the Pies beat the
Crows. So that's that's Morgan's team
beating Billy's. Billy's fresh on to the Crows.
Yeah, I don't I still, I was actually trying to name a AFL
player in in the whole thing andI just went completely blank.
I think the only one that I might have had in my head, he
doesn't play anymore and I thinkhe was blonde Brisbane Lions
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player. Jason Ackermanis.
Yeah, Ackermanis, yeah, that's. The only blonde player in the
entire league, probably. But I saw one of you, you
Magpies. He had a bit of a stroke of
Ackermanis. Who's that?
He's a big, tall blonde dude. Darcy Moore, maybe?
Has he got? Where's a headband?
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Looks long blonde head actually looks like a lady.
That might be Darcy Moore. I think that's our captain.
Yeah, right. It might be.
I don't know. I remember seeing him thinking,
geez, that's a head. Yeah.
Yeah, bring up Darcy Moore. DARRCY there's.
Certainly something about heads.Is that captain?
Cats beat the lions. Which this.
I'm pretty sure This is why Peteis sulking this week.
Yeah, that's him. Yeah, I think he's good.
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He's he's a good guy. Yeah, that's 100%.
Cause the Lions got flogged by 38.
Yes. So the Lions were no good at
all. No, they they did not roll out
good. No, Pete's favorite guy, Charlie
Cameron, could not have been more ineffective.
All handlebars. He was like a KTM has been
flogged off its guts and hasn't had a service in about 16 years.
About right, the Giants went down to the Hawks.
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Yeah, that was a cracking game. That was really good.
Yeah. Yep, Hawks came back.
I think the the Giants were downby about 40 points and they came
back to almost win it at the endand the Hawks just got over.
Talk about cracking games, hmm, Fremantle?
Game of Round. 79 sons. 80 so there's an amazing story so
there's a guy called David swallow he the last original OG
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Suns player from when they had their first season he was in the
first game first season yes he'sthe last one left he's he's
clearly on his way out he's played a handful of games this
season he's. Like 48.
He's getting on right dimmer forcoach of the Suns.
Put him in his sub, which is a bit more of an emotional thing.
Hey, so there's a sub. You have a sub 48?
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No, he's not 48. He's not.
He's. He's like 38.
I was gonna say shit, man. He's old, so he's old.
He comes on in like the last five minutes, right?
It'd be like, and it's like a bit of an emotional boost to the
team. He comes on, has a shocker,
almost loses a game, right, But then a minute or two later
manages to kick a point, but everyone thought it was a goal.
A goal would have been better because it resets in the middle.
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Yep, right. So he's put him up by one point,
right? Well, I don't know if a goal
would have been better. Well.
Goal would have been better because he's started in the
middle and then they could go straight and kick it.
Clearance straight kick a goal whereas because it's about time.
Than the other team. That's true, That's true.
But you had a chance because there's only like 6 seconds
left, but that, but with it behind, you've got to start at
the other end. Yeah, right.
So it would have been better forhim to have a goal, but because
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it touched the finger, the finger, like just the finger of
a guy as he kicked it behind andhad to start away in one game.
So Long story short, he got the fairy tale right.
Like he got the fairy tale of winning the winning kick in like
basically one of his last games.Just a shame it.
Wasn't a goal. Just the same.
It wasn't a goal, but it actually worked out better that
it wasn't. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah. So anyway, that's my love.
So that's that's, that's the first week of the AFL and then
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it's gonna be Crows versus Hawksat Adelaide Oval.
Yep. So that's an elimination final.
It is. Well, they all are now.
Billy's team with crows. Billy's team against now Eddie,
if he's listening in, is a Hawksfan.
So that's first verse 8. They could be in like that,
Bill. I'm tipping Hawthorne in now.
Tipping Hawks, though. I'm tipping Hawks, yeah.
Yeah, You're interested in Hawksand sons?
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Yep. And then it's Q.
Clash. This is the game this.
Is the game of the year? Yes, in the finals, the Lions
versus the Suns. And you know, I'd be happy if
either of these teams won. I really want to see if the Suns
win. So do I just to piss Peter off,
but they they. Actually, they genuinely
deserve. It Lions are my second team so
I. Can't see the Lions winning.
I just can't. So their main player, their dual
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Brownlow medalist Locky Neil, isout with a calf injury.
Yep, he's done for the year. Yep, Eric Hipwood, who?
I think it's a dud. He's out with an ACL.
Every time you say he's not gonna kick a gully.
He ends up kicking her back. Yeah.
I cannot see even winning. I see out.
He's out. He went in for a hip scan, all
right, and they're trying to gethim in.
They're trying to get him in the, like, MRI machine and they
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can't get him in properly. There's some sort of problem and
they're like, I guess because hecan't straighten his legs too.
Big. He's too big for the MRI.
There's some sort? Of problem and they're like
what's going on with your knee? They scan the knee ACL.
I reckon he's played the last 6 to 10 games with a busted ACL.
You'd have to feel that you. Didn't know it was hanging on by
a Fred. Oh God.
So he's out too? So like 2 of their big weapons
are out. Yeah, see, that's, it's
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interesting that because I remember going back years ago,
I, I had to go get some physio done on my knee and they and
they checked my ACL and my knee just popped straight out.
Yeah. And, and it was a, it was a
student physio up at the hospital and they freaked, raped
and ran to go get this. I was like, oh, OK.
That doesn't give you a good. Wallet, it did it all the time,
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yeah, but then yeah, then they've gone and got their
supervisor and they grabbed my knee and they.
And then they said to me said this is meant to be you should
be screaming right now and I waslike no, no, I walked in here
and I'm gonna walk out. Wow.
And my ACL apparently really doesn't really work very good.
Yeah. And it's fine Now.
This was probably yeah, but yeah.
So it's interesting that becauseyeah, he how he played for six
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weeks and then didn't really notice.
Yeah, that's quite a crazy story.
Yeah, yeah, he must adapt. He'd like, he probably felt it
go once and then just the body adapts.
I don't know. I still just kept playing, no
straight up and people just went.
Bust some ice, yeah, but the Lions go in his favour.
It's dollar 57. Yeah, I don't understand that 2.
41 to the sun. It's got to be just experience
and like, just experience. And it's at the GABA.
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It's up a Gabba, but still, I mean.
I mean, there's eight points. Up a road, Yeah.
So I'm going to sun. Well, that's true.
I'm big time going to Suns on this one.
Go over the Suns. Yeah, OK.
Well, no, I can't agree. I'll be on the lines, but I'll
be. It'll be hard to watch this one.
Actually, I'll be in Mission Beach.
Oh, very nice. Yeah, It must be nice living a
life. Yeah, totally.
Something like that. So anyway, that's that's footy
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for the coming week from both sides.
Oh, excuse me, that was disgusting.
Yeah, I made some notes here. Tipping, tipping.
Might as well do tipping since we basically covered what was
going on. Yeah, Storm versus Bulldogs.
It's NRL tipping obviously and it's the finals.
And if we actually look, let's look at the tipping comp because
that's what we normally do. We've got no run sheet tonight,
making it up as a go along. We're just winging it.
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Can you tell? I am a little disappointed in my
tipping last week. I must have been.
You. Well, I got 5, but yeah, now
where are you? You're Fusion Morgan.
I dropped. 6 I dropped six points.
You're still. Three points ahead of me.
I'm just holding on, yeah. You are just holding.
On, but let's look at the margin.
I'm 377. My margin is 391.
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It's not normally that bad. Start of the year.
Cruel me. Yeah, right.
Evelyn leading the comp on 151 Skyvo and Amelia in second and
third on 150 points. The sky, they've been there the
whole time. Skyvo has yes, but they the
joker that they used in round 26jumped them up.
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They've been around the whole time.
NB sports fan and the irk and Kirky who has a spare joker.
So watch out for Kirky. That's a, that's an wow.
That's Kirky. You can go to the top if Kirky.
Gets a decent round. They're only two points behind
the leader. Kirky with a win.
Kirky's in a prime spot here. Don't.
Don't mess it up. Shadow Kirky do well they're.
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On 140948IS Princess K Hill one Timmy on 148 Flopster 77 with a
spare joker. I mean, why are you saving your
jokers for the finals? I will not know.
But yeah, that's gonna be a mistake.
Right, it's it must be strategic, but surely leaving
him run till the end, unlike certain horses.
Ma'am canister in 11th and that's yeah, they're on 147
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points. They're still technically you
can still win like mathematically when you're
talking mathematically, things aren't good.
Fusion Morgan in 26th 141. I'm in 39th on 138.
Zedmo, who we were keeping trackof, has jumped up to 49th.
That's decent. I used that joker last week and
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got 6. Nice work Zedmo.
Zedmo is making a run for it. Someone might have cleared them
in that they had jokers. Yeah, someone may have.
Someone sounds like it. I'm not going to name names but
now looking for other people that we know you are in this
room. 98th. 98th I mean you. I didn't mean to laugh the way I
said that. Double figures is good and
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you're beating and. I'm I'm tired with pistol.
Well, 89th is a potato. You're 2.
You're 2 points behind the potato, which is a flip of a
coin. That's a stupid potato.
Cowboy Chicken, a 98th on 121 along with pistol blazing 2
guns, both on 121. Now we didn't spin the wheel
last week. No, we totally forgot to do it
'cause we're new segment, we're on the ball.
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I don't know if we'll spin it this week.
Do you wanna spin it? We could.
Spin it. Yeah, I reckon we spin it.
I. Think the jackpot's like 7050 or
75 something I reckon. It'll be. 50.
Might be 50 now give it a whirl spin the spin the wheel.
Let's see where we. End up I gotta type it in now.
Alright, while you're doing that, we will have a look at the
other tipping comp, which is forour Patreon exclusive players.
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Grizzly 87 in front there on 144, Hawk for Life in second on
143, just a Lily, Dick and Hendoon 142 and Catastrophe and
Fusion Moment on 141 in 4th and 5th.
Very good there. There's I feel like I'm in this
if I have a good round. Just a Lily Dick and appears to
have a spare joker. That's not a good sign.
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Ando, did you leave your run a bit late mate?
I don't I don't get you don't want to play your joke at week
week 1. I don't know why you'd be.
Yeah, In finals, it just just seems wrong.
Now, coming last in that one is playing the tips, but they
haven't put any tips in since about round 14.
Yeah. Is there a sore loser?
Just in front of them is pistol placing too.
So you could possibly save it. Pistol Blaze and two guns is
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last. Yeah, definitely last.
Yeah, I'm playing the tips. Definitely not there.
Spin the wheel and the wheel is spinning up.
Tick, tick, tick tick. Is it spinning?
Or is. That tick, tick, tick, tick.
Yeah, to make the YouTube thing work tick.
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,
tick. That's the wheel.
Don't keep saying it too fast, you'll say something else 39180.
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What's 39 in Bingo? I don't know.
Yeah, it's not 2 fat ladies. No, that's 88.
So 39 is currently. Who's that me?
Is that you? It's not I know me.
So whoever's in 39th next week leaves a speed pipe.
You could win yourself 50 bucks at Molly's. 39 is all the steps.
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It could be me. From The 39 Steps, a 1915
adventure novel by John Buchan. Also several film adaptations.
39 All the Steps. OK, alright, well I'm in 39th,
so if I'm still in 39th next week, I'm taking the money and
running. Yeah, why wouldn't?
You and I'm I'm off the keto next week.
So and the mollies. Yeah, that's it.
Hey, mollies, I'll be calling there.
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What's happening? Carving up big time.
Oven up a few pots. Not carving of carving.
Maybe time getting some cobbling, it's just Saturday.
Get on. My God I've been so itching now.
We're not going to talk about food.
Let's not talk about food. Friday the 12th of September
kicks off finals week one in theNRL.
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It's kicks off, as we said, 7:50PM.
Amy Park, Storm versus the Bulldogs and there's no odds on
my screen, so we're not going to, we're not going to mention
them. I'm just going to hit refresh
and see if the odds do come up. No, nothing.
I've got no odds, nothing. That's all fine.
That's that's fine. We don't need it, we don't need
it. But 86% of tipsters have gone
the storm up against the Bulldogs with no Pappenhausen
(40:32):
and no Jerome Hughes and no Nelson the sofa Solomona.
I'm gonna go for the upset here and go to the Bulldogs.
It's not really an upset. Bulldogs paying 260 Storm Dollar
50. Yeah, I'm still taking the
Bulldogs. Tattoos gone.
The Bulldogs bill. I'm gonna go.
Yeah, I'll get the Bulldogs too.I hate to do this because I
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really. Yeah, you've been tipping them
all year. I've been off a bit lately and I
love the Storm in finals, especially at home, but I feel
like a Bulldogs too. I like you're thinking I'm going
by by 12. I'm going by 6 which.
Is one of my biggest margin. Big margin.
I'm playing a talk. I'm.
Going by 8. I reckon Pistol would go the
Bulldogs by 32. I reckon he would, yeah.
Because that sounds like a pistol.
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Because it. Will.
It'll pay more. Yeah, but it'll also bolster a
multi that's. Exactly.
That's exactly it. That's true.
Saturday the 13th, 4-5 PM Go Media Stadium.
The Warriors up against the Panthers was are three bucks 20.
You know what, it's the end of the year.
I'm going the was and potatoes going.
The Panthers built. Up the was.
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And Morgan, I hate to do it. Love the was at home.
I'm going the upset for Panthers.
Look at you. You're all about tipping.
Yeah, No, I want to. I want to.
Well, basically I I can't win, but I can beat you.
This is true. This is true.
And I'm pretty sure Pistol wood up the wires. 7:50 PM.
At points, bet is the sharks up against the Roosters.
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Yeah. Look, I hate to do it, but I've
got to get the sharks here. The potato has gone the sharks,
Bill. Sharks paying 210 Roosters $1.73
and I reckon if you Chuck a rooster in a shark pond it's not
going to last very long. So give me the sharks.
That's exactly right, Morgan. I'm going sharks at their
spiritual home. Spiritual.
Yep, the old points. Bet Stadium.
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Shark Park. I reckon Pistol got sharks here
too. I.
Reckon he would. Yeah, I don't.
I can't see him back in the. Roosters.
No, no, he's not a big fan of Politisville down there.
And Sunday the 14th at Gio is the game of the round, we
reckon. Get Raiders up against the
Broncos. The Raiders are $1.68.
Brink, Brinkos, the brink. I'm sorry, I'm calling them from
now on. Brink, Brinkos, donkeys.
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They're on the brink, brink of death.
They are the donkeys on the brinko.
Yeah. Dollar 68 pays $2.20.
I'm going. The Raiders.
The potato has gone. The milk and bill.
Yeah, Green Machine, baby. And Morgan?
As a proud Canberrian, I. Knew you were going, knew you
were gonna say that. It's in my DNA to go the Green
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Machine, go the Raiders, go the Green Machine from the suburb of
Woden Valley Hospital where I was born.
All right, I am Raiders for and for.
And I think our mate over here, Mr. Tuesday Night Bronx, he
definitely gave the Broncos. He gave Bronx.
Because he's he's actually a closet Reese Walsh.
I think he actually is. In fact, I'm not so sure it's in
the closet anymore. Thank you.
Yeah, he's he's he's in the he'sin the bathroom.
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He's in the cubicle with Reese Walsh, drinking the toilet.
Water Drinking toilet water. He's drinking the toilet water.
I'm sure that exactly drinking something.
He really is. Yeah, so that's that's finals
week 1. Yeah, not many games.
It's weird only having before games.
Only that, you know, I don't think I'll watch.
I'll watch Raiders, Broncos, butif Broncos get ahead a bit,
that's it. I'm turning that off.
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Yeah, I'll watch that one too. I think my biggest game this
weekend. I'm sorry NRL, NRL fans, it is
definitely the Lions in the sun.Oh.
It's Q clash. Q Clash number one and then it's
the Raiders and the Broncos #2. No, it's the the well, it's
Cowboys, Broncos in the women. 'S in the women's I'd.
Rather watch that. That's a good point, but China?
China is not playing. Having said that, it's.
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Really, it's healer. Raiders have every chance to
play the Broncos away. I mean, they've got everything
going for them. It's at home.
I'm here for. It.
I really hope they do it. I really hope they smash the
bejesus out of them. Just absolutely belt the pit.
Unfortunately, Broncos get a second chance.
Yeah, that is a shame. Big Big Pup puts an elbow on a
Reese Walter's face. Wouldn't that be lovely?
(44:22):
Terrible. That'd be amazing.
Terrible to watch and not that we wish harm on anybody.
Maybe some people. Maybe some people.
Maybe some? Now multi, yes.
Do you have it? That's about as much as they're
allowed to play. Otherwise we just get cancelled
Cancel culture. This is a good multi.
This is a good multi. It's, I think, Did we settle on
five legs? Yeah, we're on A5 legger. 5
(44:43):
Legger. Yep.
Which is an interesting number. Yeah, somehow we landed on it.
Evens hasn't been working out for us for a long time.
Maybe that's where we've gone wrong.
Because hear, hear me out. If we lose, it's on the last
leg, right? So maybe that last leg is the
one we need to shave off. So 5 legs is just the right
amount. All right, let's run with that.
It kicks off Friday night. It is the AFL.
It's the Crows versus Hawks and we're going the crows on this
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one car, car. Car go for crows.
They're paying $1.89 on their own.
It's also early Saturday morning, 3:15.
Get up early. It's our boy now.
This is the, the, the what is it?
Darts world play. It's the.
Darts. The PDC.
It's the world match, play darts, world final championship.
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We don't even know what it is, but Luke is a dollar.
Sorry, $2.50 outright to win that one.
No, I can tell you what it is. It's a World Series of Darts
final WDC. Yeah, goes all weekend.
It's a four day event. It's.
A four day event? Yep.
So we won't actually find out the result until Sunday.
He's got about four matches to get for.
Easy, easy done. He's young fellow, won't be
drinking. Oh no, he's 18 now.
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He's 18 now. He's probably, he's probably
been on a bend over the last sixmonths.
Oh. Shit, this one might have been
more Luke. 'S cooked, his games should be
getting better than right? One would think now Q clash is
on Saturday night and it's the Lions versus the Suns, as we've
covered more than once. And we go, Morgan insisted.
Because this is sponsored by Morgan.
I've demanded as Fusion sponsor.Station sponsor.
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The sponsor has demanded the Suns.
The Suns. Unforgettable.
Unforgivable $2.36 by themselvesand we shall see what happens in
Queue Clash. Look, it's a lock for me, it
won't matter who wins, it's a lock.
I'll be happy either way. I would I'm not a big better I
would comfortably for our 50 on the Sunswin.
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Wow. OK, all right.
And also on well, this one's nowinto Sunday, we're into Sunday,
Sunday, 4:00, Raiders versus Broncos.
We're in deep here. Broncos don't go well on a
Sunday afternoon. Let me just just quietly put
that one out there. Not on the road, not out of Link
Park. It's.
Certainly not down in the sunny suburb of Bruce.
No Canberra Raiders we're takingwith -3 1/2 start, I think
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easier. I think if they're gonna win,
it's gonna be my quite a margin and not a small 1.
So yeah, I'm, I'm good with that.
And then Sunday night about 11:00, this is like 5.
This is the the we've got. We've had good luck with this.
We've gone to the EPL for some stupid.
Reason why not? I'll talk to you in a minute.
It's. Burnley versus Liverpool and
we're taking Liverpool 'cause you never walk alone.
Yeah, we're, we're, we're going to favourites.
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This is actually the shortest leg out of the five.
Yes, Burnley's paying $8 I thinkit was.
Something like that. Liverpool's don't paying $1.30
for me. We power played it, which
brought it up well, my power play sucks.
I get I get like 350. OK.
Sorry 3050. So when we power play it, it
comes up to $12.53 per dollar. So the return is a nice handsome
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$25250.72. That's not bad.
It's OK, that's bad and when what we do is we take the 2:50
and we put it all on Magpies to win the AFL ground.
Yeah, we're not doing that. We're definitely not doing that.
That's I can't, I can't abide. I can't stand by it.
But anyway, that is not pistols multi, that is fusion Fusion
networks multi. Hang on, we got an update.
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Oh, you can't update it now we're going to lock that in.
No, no, we got an update. It turns out when I rolled
together multi, it didn't selectLuke, Luke, Luke Littler.
So when we power play it, it actually comes up to $633.96.
Yeah, that's better. Yeah.
So we're we're touching 650 on this one.
That's that's something Pistol pistol might get aboard this.
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One, we might get a little bit of respect, a shred of respect
out of pistol for 6:54 maybe ishred yeah.
So that's definitely helped, no?You know it won't because it's
got the Suns in it. That's a good point we're gonna
hear nothing about. You know what he's gonna do?
He'll take the same multi, but he'll put Chuck the line in and
he'll lose. This will be 1 hell of a
weekend. This is a big sports weekend for
the podcast. It's a big, it's, it's, it's,
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it's a big sports weekend because the NFL's kicked off as
well. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it has
begun. Hut, Hut, Hut.
Go. Birds 426249.
Hut. Hut, Hut.
You've never played, have you? No, never.
Played, Never played. So anyway, we'll bring Look, the
Eagles won. We don't really care about the
rest. Who did I play?
I think I played Pittsburgh. No, I didn't.
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Cowboys. Did I play with Dallas Cowboys?
Yes. There you go, we had a player
ejected from the game in the 1st6 seconds spitting for spitting.
That's a nice thing to get a joke.
It's a very Philly thing to. Do actually, you know what it
really is really that is so on brand?
Very Philly thing to do. They held on one by 24 by 4
points. It was 24 points to 20 and it
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looks it's a good start to the season.
And now what are you, Green Bay?I am a Seahawks fan.
That's right, and also Green Bay.
So Seahawks went down to San Fran.
Oh, that's not great. 17 points to 13.
That's a close game. That's OK.
Green Bay got up over Detroit. Oh, OK.
I think anybody could beat Detroit 27 points to 13.
That's OK. That's not.
Bad now the Kansas City Chiefs lost to the to the LA Chargers.
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Now they played that down in Brazil I believe.
They did, yeah. That was bizarre watching that.
Yeah, because the commentary wascoming through the, the the
telecast. Yep.
Or at least the one I was watching.
And yeah, right, I won't say. Well, I was watching it.
Maybe not NFL app. It it was more than like the
actual Brazilian telecast. Yeah, the actual local telecast.
And it was underlined. They would say stuff in English
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and then say it in Brazil. Oh, really?
Yeah. Yeah, right.
OK. So that was kind of cool.
I remember seeing on the field like the rest on, you know, the
empires on the field. So that'd be like, you know,
that'd say whatever it is, you know, flag on the play, blah,
blah. But then yeah, it would be in
Brazilian. Yeah, yeah, yes, I did see
something like that. Is it Brazilian or is it
Spanish? I think it might be Spanish.
I don't know, do they speak? But then I figured Brazilian
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sounds smarter but I think it isactually Spanish.
But I think a lot of languages are based on Spanish.
Like Mexican is basically Spanish, right?
Yeah, it's because the Spanish went over there and.
Yeah, but conquistadors? Portuguese, right, Portuguese.
Portuguese, that's. Exactly what I'm saying, but is
Portuguese similar to spend? I don't know.
It's really close. Like I would say if you had a
Portuguese speaker and a Spanishspeaker, I don't think you could
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tell them apart. Do you reckon why?
I'm saying you who doesn't know?Portuguese.
I couldn't tell the difference over the telecast.
Yes, yes. Yeah, but I'm sure watching
those two have a conversation that would be.
I'm sure there'd be unique and subtle differences.
Yeah, yes, I'm just feeling while Rob actually looks this
up. So we don't, is it?
Sort of like how German and English is similar.
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I don't. I don't think there'd be many
similarities with Germany in English.
There is, it's. Very similar.
I used to watch Hogan's Zeros and I spoke a lot of English in
the prison. Oh.
God, so the AI Google's AI overview I typed in is
Portuguese, similar to Spanish. AI overviews from Google says
yes, very similar, sharing a common origin as you Beryl.
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Romance languages with a high lexical similarity of about 89%.
Very similar grammatical structures and word order.
Testify. I don't know why I went the
whole the full. The full Professor Full.
Professor Yeah. Anyway, they are distinct
languages, significant differences, blah blah.
Blah, you got your buddy WinstonChurchill on.
Yeah, full on. Yeah.
I don't know where that came from.
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Winnie. Shout out to Winnie.
Yeah, anyway, that is what it isand that's the NFL.
All right. Kicked off for the year, wrapped
up. Isn't it good like the the footy
stops, the footy starts, it's a good time and then as soon as
the footy, yes, stops over there.
The footy starts over here it's and crickets kicking off it's.
Whitney it is. Big summer ahead.
Yeah, I can get it. Random cricket a lot more than
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this shit. I've really started to get back
in the Test match cricket. You've been, you've been saying
yeah. You've been saying I went for a
good, I reckon a good 15 years. I didn't even know half the
players or any of the players inthe team barely, except for
maybe Warner and Steve Smith. There were some very boring
players there for. Yeah, I don't think I.
Missed it too much. I don't want, you know, no
offence. Good on you.
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You played for Australia. Well done.
What's Cameron Green doing there?
He seems shit. Exactly like he can't bowl, he
can't bat, and he's meant to be a all rounder.
Well, he's not taking 3 wickets.No, I'm not taking triples.
So I don't, I don't understand what he's doing.
Yeah, me either. It's a very confused, fusing
team, but the ashes are coming up.
I may potentially be oh. You're gonna be.
In Brisbane, day one, the day night test in Brisbane, it's
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potential. There's a potential there.
He's putting it out there. It's it's probably a 20% off 20.
Percent. Yeah.
All right. OK, there's enough.
There's a rookie numbers mate. Yeah, they're pretty low
figures. Bump them up, Bump them up.
Well see, I may be passing through Brisbane along the way
overseas, abroad are. You going abroad now?
Going abroad. Oh, this is for the the big day,
the big the. Big event, the big event.
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Yeah, in sunny Italy. Yes.
And it turns out that the day ofthe flights, I guess you could
save a day of before the flightsis an ashes day.
Yeah, right. So there's a potential.
Is it wise? Is that a wise?
Suggested It may not be smart tospend all day in the sun at the
cricket ground you. Could get a good.
Tan and then jump on a flight for 13 or 18 hours.
At least you'll get a good sleep.
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You get a good sleep because it may not be enjoyable.
Yeah, I mean, because you're nota big drinker, so you're so just
sitting in the sun all day will make you tired.
So it should help you get a nap on the plane, I reckon.
That's that's, that's eyes up. You don't have to sit in the sun
all day. No, I'll find some shade.
There's plenty of shade. There'll be 1/4 clock somewhere.
Oh OK, here it goes. Maybe Members Pavilion?
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Something like that. Anyway, we're getting towards
the end of the show. Something came up today in it
was actually in my Instagram feed.
It was an interesting movie link.
OK, I know we talk about movies a lot, but.
I was a bit worried when you mentioned your Instagram feed.
I was a bit worried where we were going.
Yeah, it's not yours and I've seen I've seen what you like.
Yes, and it is exactly. It's not safe for work.
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Let's just say that. Let's just say that 2 movies
that I don't know they they I'd call them Christmas movies.
Die hard. Well, there you go, there's one.
Yep. If you had to pick 2 Christmas
movies, what would they be? Die Hard.
Die hard Love, Actually. Yeah, love.
Actually, I wouldn't have gone there.
What about Home Alone I? Wouldn't have been fought it.
OK, but it's a Christmas movie. Yeah, well, do you do, Billy?
I'm really gonna have a think about that.
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I'm really just actually tying those two movies together.
Yeah. OK.
All right. Yeah.
No, I'm not doing this. I saw this on someone else's but
it's die hard and. Die Hard 2.
No die hard one or actually could be die hard 2 it makes.
Sense because they're going to the airport and there's planes
involved. OK, there's another tenuous
link. Holly McClain is in both.
Now. Holly is obviously John
Mcclane's wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's in both.
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That's the reason. You mean Holly Gennaro?
Holly, it's a Japanese company. OK, Yeah, that's good.
So Holly MacLeod is played by Bonnie Badalia.
OK, Yep, share that to Bonnie. You know what Bonnie Badalia's
full name is? I'll give it away.
No, I've got no idea. Bonnie Badalia Culkin?
You kidding? She's Macaulay Culkin's aunt.
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I had no idea. There you go.
That's shocking. That's the link.
Wow, random. I wonder that's how Macaulay got
into acting. Well, I don't know.
Because proud actor. Like there's got to be a way you
get into it. Yeah, I don't know, maybe.
It was the aunt who got him in. Sometimes they have troubled
childhoods. I don't know.
I don't know. Essentially, I don't know if
Macaulay did well, but I think. He's doing pretty good.
He's got a podcast and stuff. His brother.
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His brother is in. Succession.
Succession, which I haven't seenthe end of, so no spoilers.
Oh really? And a bunch of other things.
So. He's doing good.
Yeah, He's doing real well. He's doing good.
Looks a lot like his brother, Mccool.
Mccool. Yeah, but yeah, but no.
What's his name again? Macaulay.
Yeah, Macaulay. That's a weird name.
When you say it, it is like veryweird name.
Yeah. I've never met another Macaulay.
Billy, you ever met Macaulay? I couldn't.
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It's one of those ones where youthink, how do you even spell
that? Do you reckon I go Macaulay?
Exactly how you think you would.Macaulay Holmes Evans Do you
reckon there's a room for a Macaulay in the world?
Do it if you reckon you can get that past your pride.
Macaulay I doubt I will, yeah. Yeah, good luck calling Maca as
a as a as a nickname. We'll just call him that.
Call him that anyway. What if it's a girl?
You can actually. Macaulay is a calling for a
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girl. Could be a girl's.
I think I prefer it as a girl's name.
Yeah, yeah. Nice.
It's like Mackenzie. I like Mackenzie.
Yeah. Yeah, Mackenzie's.
Good like Mackenzie Wheel. Mackenzie Dern I don't know who
that is, you know, You know, that's all I'll say.
This is one of those. This is your Instagram feed?
No, no, mine's all about tenuousmovies.
No, as a sportsman, she's AUFC fighter and she's potentially
fighting for the belt soon. Is that right?
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Very good UFC fighter from Brazil, Speaks Portuguese.
I was. Going to say is she sorry I lost
it? Sorry, Mackenzie who?
Mackenzie, Dern Dern. So is this going to be one of
those things where this is your type?
Yeah, this is this. Not too much, maybe a bit like
Pete. 'S almost a.
Little bit like that. Yeah, I think everyone's top.
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Yeah, we'll go everyone's top. Definitely Pete's type.
Yeah, definitely Pete's type, yes.
Oh, maybe, but it could be yours.
Anyway, we've we've digressed and we've been talking for two
hours. Yeah, this has been.
We've had a run sheet old Patreon off a fly, old cuff.
Old Patreon, no pistol, got a full hour, no pistol and we
still went two hours. That's not bad.
That's that's some content doesn't reflect good on us.
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No, not really. But it's a quality two hours.
Yeah, some of the best. There's no ranting and raving
and. Bit of NFL chat, bit of league.
I'm a Wallabies review in there.Bit of AFL.
There was a bit of that, yeah. Go over, go over Wallabies.
It's a bit like a Logies acceptance speech.
Now the music started. It actually is.
Yeah, it is. So I just wanted to wrap it up.
You know what I'm? Hungry.
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I want to go. Home is it agenda watching Jim
Jeffries special? Not yet, no, but next week.
Soon. Yeah, we'll get on to that soon.
All right. Well, that's us on the range.
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Going to talk a bit of a bit of AFL pies maybe that's only for a
week or? 2 They're gone after this week
anyway, so that's nice. Yeah, it'd be crows all the way,
baby. We're in the elimination corner.
Cool. We got a week off.
We got a week off baby. All right.
Well, that's us. I had five crows sitting on a
tree carrying on on the weekend.That's a sign.
That's a sign. Like crows or curl wongs?
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They were crows. Oh, OK.
Could be Magpies. Probably Magpies.
Yeah. Well, they're not eagles.
No go the the Cowboys woman's team.
And Luke Littler. And Luke Littler and Luke.
Luke the nuke baby and the Suns.And the Suns go Suns.
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Yeah.