Miracles Can Happen

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All right, all right, 625, let'swrap this up because I've got
Molly's crumb steak tonight. Do we need?
To do a clap or anything to syncthe audio or good to roll for
Billy? I don't know, let's just do it
anyway. That's the most useless sync in
the world. Now let's do the slate clap like
Mcgrath's running into bowl morgies off your head.

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Famous Bolly by the pitcher. Bowl and Shane.
This week the eels slipped out of our grasp, so we Dom the
armour and build the walls for the oncoming night siege.
Welcome to the ranch. Brought to you by the wonderful

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Molly Malone's episode 211 of Onthe Ranch here in 2025.
It's August 12th. It's, yeah, 2025.
It's well past Judgement Day. Whoa, tail end of a season.
Wasn't it? What was judgement?
That was August 19th, 1997. Long ago it was 2000.

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Early 2000. 1997 no it. Was was he sent back from 2025?
No, no. That's when Sarah Connor wanted
to. That's where she said unless if
you have SPF 5000, you're going to die On this date.
It was 1997, I think it was. It was August, August 19th,
1997. August 9th, 29th.
It had a nine in it. Look it up.

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Look it. Up.
I'll look this up while you. Go I'm XR Bob that is pistol
blazing 2 guns and that's MorganHolmes Evans.
Hello everyone, Judgement day isoh that is that is not the right
judgement day. That's the religion judgement.
Day. That's a very judgment day.
Judgement day, Terminator Two. Yeah, You changed the entry.
I did. Because this is not Patreon,

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this is public and I didn't wantjust so that was much more
elegant. So for those this thing, go back
and just replay the intro and ifyou like that, that's cool.
But mine was well, that was effed.
Welcome to On the Ranch. All right, what?
They did. Who did it better?
What day did you think Judgment Day was?
August 9th, 1997. Or close 19th or 29th.

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Bingo, August 29th, 1990. Seven, I know it's 1997.
Except I've got it. There we, there you go.
There you go. Something.
Right. Today, one of the best movies
ever made was The Terminator, the early Terminator series.
Terminator 2 would be. Yeah, T2T2.
Like when you think sequels likeyou know everyone goes or sequel

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bastard like the original was better Aliens and Terminator 2.
Predator. No, no, no, no.
Predator was Predator one too? Yeah, no.
Very cool. But Avians and Terminated 2
without a doubt an exception to the sequel being better than the
first. Bangers.
By By. Margin.
What about Happy Gilmore 2? Happy Gilmore 2 was good.

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It was good. Terrible wasn't great.
Terrible. Movie it was good, but Iron Man
2 didn't live up to Iron Man no that Empire Strikes Back
actually was. Good Dark Knight too.
Dark Knight. The Dark Knight was probably
better than Batman Begins, yeah.That I I think so, yeah.
Yeah, so that some some are, but.
Some are. But few and far between.
Well, we just named four and there's probably about 4000 that

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aren't. True.
Yeah, yeah. Probably true.
Yeah, yeah, definitely, for sure.
They send in your top, your top 10 of sequels better than the
first. I don't know.
I don't know if you can yet. Even up to 10.
Speak like them. Fast and Furious 17 was
probably. Better than the rest.
Oh, did you see when you launched the launched for Kart
to a space station and it took out like a satellite?
No, Oh boy. And they were like in the they

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were like astronauts. The last one I saw was Tokyo
Drift, which is what the I thinkthat's.
The third one, yeah, I haven't even.
I've seen Fast 1 and that's it. It got loose.
It got loose. I sorry, I didn't download.
I queued up Yeah yeah. I think it was Fast X or
something and then I took it outof my watch list.
It wasn't no I. Don't bother.
I don't know why. Who cares?

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Patreon. Sorry, go away.
No. No, no, I was just thinking,
yeah, Empire Aliens T2. T2 it's probably other Yeah in
the classic era. Back in movies or movies?
Dark Knight, Yeah, that's. When movies were movies were
good. I like they are today.
I saw a good movie other night. Was it happy?
Happy. Good point to.
No, no, look, honestly, you knowmy fear, I guess The first half

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of that movie was good, second-half awful.
The F1 movie and watched it at the cinemas.
Yeah, right. Right.
We're getting a full experience,you know, pretty good, really
good movie. The finger annoyed me, and it
could because I know a bit aboutF1 and I was a fan back in the
day, is they did a huge amount of like exposition in the
commentary. So we had Martin Brundle.
Oh, they're gonna do this pit stop because this guy has to

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come out earlier and this might happen and this might happen
every 5 minutes. You've got the commentators
explaining the race and how F1 works.
Right. Which I can understand if you
don't know, there's a lot of newF1 fans because of Drive to
Survive, of course. So they constantly over
explaining the whole thing. It would have been better if
they just let you work it out from what happens in the movie.
So they need. A table read.

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They need a. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A lot of a table read. They need a fan version then.
Yeah, this just doesn't have that.
Yeah, because it was overwhelming.
It's like, you know, in a computer game you're playing
your Xbox and then like the commentator just has the same
like you shoot a three and then like.
He's heating up. Yeah, it's like, it's like 5
minutes. It's like, no, I'm just.
Super hearing it, it was. It was it was way louder than

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the movie, like it was like overthe top.
OK, you haven't seen it. No, you'll see you understand
what he's. Here it's it's what?
Drags you. And guess what?
It's not gonna do affect me one bit.
It affected me. Because you don't like Happy
Gilmore 2 and I watched Happy Gilmore two who didn't find the
second-half. Did you like NBA Jam 95 the
game? Loved or I was more of a 2K guy
but yeah I love the old movie. NBA Jam 25 on the old Sega or

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whatever, Yeah. The old Internet I'm still.
Defeated. You still haven't watched
Idiocracy have. You no do it.
No, no. I'll get onto it.
Actually, Speaking of shows, because you guys were talking to
be shows last week, I did listen.
Kudos to you. I wished it a whole lot.
That was that was good Patreon last week.
So you. Shouldn't listen and the show
wasn't too bad. Which one?
The main show, but the part. Of the show Show.

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There's only one gaffe, only onegroup when it came came to
tipping and it was manly. Manly versus Raiders.
We. Were predicting what you would
have tipped. Yeah, it was that, but it was
Manly versus Raiders and you allgo, oh, Pete might want Manly
for the Cowboys client. How would Manly winning help the
Cowboy climb when they're on 24 points and ahead of the Cowboys

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yet the Raiders are on like 40? So we needed a Raiders win to
help the Cowboy climb I. Don't know, maybe we just put it
out there as a bit of bait. Yeah, maybe just just seeing if
I'm listening. But you are talking about TV
shows. Have you watched?
And you probably definitely haven't, but I I urge you to
because it's good viewing. Unreal on Netflix.
No, Yes. Is that the one behind the

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scenes? Yeah.
Behind the seas of WWE? No, it's.
Oh, sorry. Yes, I haven't seen it yet.
I intend to watch. It appeals back the kit, and it
breaks a bit of kayfabe, but it's actually a good story.
You'd actually probably like it.Yeah, OK.
OK, I watched a bit of Summer Slam.
Probably not gonna. Happen when Brock came out at
the end. Yeah, that was that was that was
good. That was good.
How how they got him back in. Well, didn't.

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They We're back, baby, we're back.
Someone's pulled some favours somewhere.
We are so back. I kind of feel that Hulk Hogan's
death was a little overshadowed by the Ozzy Osbourne though.
So like, you know, because it all happened at the same time.
In my world, Hulk was a bigger story of an Ozzy. 100% in my
world in. My I can say you're wrestling
people. I mean, I get more wrestling
than. It's the last time you listen to
a Black Sabbath album. Like, when's the last time you

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sat on your patio, had a beer and thought, I'm gonna fire up a
bit of Black Sabbath? It's regularly in my playlist
like Sabbath comes through. Yeah, I had.
I had a night last year on the patio just having a few drinks
and just went through Prince. Unbelievable.
He's got some good ones. The artist for me, so good.
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previous. Yeah, but at 99 could have
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Exactly. Right.
So I don't, I don't think it was.
A bit dubious on that. 103 subscribers right now.
Either way, they're asking for their free shit morgie.
And. What?
What's the free stuff? Did I actually specify what it
was? Just you said you'll hook them
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something, just making sure I didn't over commit to what it
could be. They're calling for Balad.

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Do you want an 8 gig USB stick? Wow, we'll get you a free pack
of 8 gig USB. Does that.
That'll fit two photos on. It exactly exactly right.
Just. Question.
We all take photos with their phones.
Yeah, yes, sometimes. How many times do you go back
through? Oh.
Very rarely lot. Not.
I'll tell. You.
We'll look back at the day. But the reels come up every day,

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like a moment this time three years ago or some shit like
that. So.
But that's is that in what Facebook?
That's in ground. That's in Google for.
The photos, the photo op does ityeah.
So if iPhone does it too, I turnthat off.
It has like a memory swing yeah.I don't I.
Hate that if I went into my photos see I've had tops like
it'll be similar shots and stuff.
Yeah, OK. So and then.

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That's that's one of those featured things.
That's like spot like 2 years ago.
When I was, when I don't care. When I had long hair.
When you're a long haired gout boot.
Yeah, so it'll have those memories, I'll tell you, but I
need to delete a lot out. I don't see, I just look at my
normal gallery. Photo Feed.
Yeah, just straight up the I just want the basic gallery.
Just show me the photos as I've taken them if I want to sort

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them in a fold as I can but. I'll tell you the handiest
feature is the Geo tag. I will often search for a photo
I took in a certain area. So this is a work thing.
I'll be at a site. So I'm on the corner of
Bayswater Road and somewhere andI'm like, oh, I knew six months
ago I took a photo of a serial number or something, right?
So I'll find a Geo tag on the map and then I'll home in and I
can see all the photos I took inthat location.

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That is fantastic. That would be good if you'd be
super huge. Super handy.
I use it almost daily. Yeah, because I'm often taking
photos of serial numbers or, youknow, codes and stuff like that.
Yep. Yeah, really good.
Or reaching the phone around behind things.
To tell reach around serial numbers.
Yeah. Yeah, I do love a good reach
around. Yeah, Yeah, that's a good one.
That's a good one. Send us a speak pipe at
speakpipe.com. Forward slash on the ranch.

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Get onto IT people. Yeah, please speak.
Pipe, what are you doing? What is it?
A speak pipe. Speak pipe you don't want.
To do. You know, you listen to our
voices. We wanna hear you.
Know we should done we should have live stream, probably
straight live. They'll ring into alpha blokes
or we should do it next week. You're gonna be live stream
we're. Gonna live stream next week are
we? Maybe we could make pressure,
maybe we could. We'll get Billy do the video
like it does, and then I'll do the live stream.

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Okay, straight out to the web. All right?
What do you reckon? Do it.
We could do that. Do it.
We'll have a look. A double dog dare you to.
You know he'd be all over that dip.
Dip dub dub. SPF.
Yeah, he would be. You can pay.
You're gonna pay for some live stream equipment?
Well, we can put SPF's logo there, that's true.
Well, isn't he creative content these days?

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That's have you seen his little rig over?
Content content. Rig.
Content creator? Isn't that his title?
That is his title. I thought it's the OF rig but
it's a content rig. Around 23 review versus Eels
Combank Stadium on Sunday. It's in the afternoon, which is
a lovely. Time coulda shoulda.

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Woulda, coulda, shoulda. 18 points to 19.
Yeah, almost. And as soon as it was 18, all I
knew this was coming. Yeah, and our kicking game
hasn't been good for a while. Well.
I feel. Old field goals.
Cliffo Cliffo can slot 1. I'm a big Cliffo fan, but you
remember in Townsville when theyall had a crack at it?
Yeah, I was. I was there Yonic.

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Get it to Cliffo, get the Cliffo.
And then they sent it to Cliffo and he shaked it.
And then I think, I think I was in my seats that night and the
person next to me is like, oh, maybe don't give it a Cliff.
Yeah, no, it was a night of double S Yeah, a double to Josh
at a card double for Jackson Perdie.
Perdie. Perdue 2 conversions for Zack.
Zacky Lomax and two conversions for Zack.

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Labour, Labour and a penalty goal each for the Zacks.
Zacks. This is Jackson and Josh.
This is a whole anyway. Double JS.
Stupid things in there, but Mitch Moses.
Like from Belmont High. Mitch Moses, I see that second
try Friday car you guys in the Jibba Jabba was saying oh lucky
bounce and this and that. What was semi Valomi doing?

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He was just jotting on the spot,like expecting it, like run into
the ball, Sammy, attack it. Yeah, but I mean, the lucky
bounce was because it could not have bounced perfectly into
Josh's hands. Yeah, but Josh had to run like
15 metres, Sammy had to run like4.
Yeah, I know. He should have been run onto the
ball, he should have punched it dead, something.

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There, we're not disagreeing that he should have been there
anything. But put it this way, if Cowboys
had to put in a gravel like thatand one of our wingers was
running in, say, Murray to Lungiwhen he's it was running in to
do it, it wouldn't bounce that well for him.
True, It'd be something over hishead or a little grubber on the
ground because Cowboys just we don't get that bounce.
Don't get the lucky bounce. Broncos always do, if you

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noticed, although they just got flogged, Mark.
Yeah, suck it. And the and the double whammy
took. A little too much hammy.
Oh my Lord, what what a play that was.
That's a shame. Like it was, it was still a
great game. It was actually a really good
game of footy that. It kept you interested I.
Wasn't blow it. I liked the referee on the last

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no try how he's awarded it's andno, I believe Mitchell is
milking this yes yeah, which he's sent it up to the video
ref. I believe Mitchell is milking.
Look, it's it's a shepherd. Literally.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Letter a little.
I don't understand, Like you do your job, right?
You do your job. You know what you're doing, You
know how to hit enter in space and all that sort of stuff.

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Google you can. You can click a mouse and I can
twist a couple wires together barely now.
We've got that on tape. Now now forced to do my job
incorrectly, I would twist the active to the neutral.
Oh, you'd pop a breaker. And you would, right?
So when you're running through the line organ as let's just say
you're Jeremiah now. OK, now Jeremiah line, Jeremiah

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2 options. Do you run through the line as a
lead runner or do you stop in the line, get hit, then it's a
penalty to the other team? I mean, I run through the line.
Yeah, you'd run through the line, wouldn't you?
Wouldn't stop in the line you. Wouldn't stop.
You wouldn't stop. It's not your job.
You wouldn't stop in the line. Your job's not to stop.
Because if you stop in the line,that's a penalty.
Yeah, you'd run for. It so you'd run through,
wouldn't. Yeah, you'd run through,

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correct? Yeah, you'd run through the
line, wouldn't? Yeah, that's job one job.
He was milking. He was milking.
Don't get me wrong, he was milking but.
There's a lot of milk. As a lead runner, you know
you've got to run through the fucking line.
You can't just run through and stop in the line, yeah.
Yeah, exactly. That aside, it was a.
Pretty good stuff, like they're professional athletes and

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they're not. Just making split.
They're making split decisions. Whatever are you?
Going to say an honorable loss, no?
Better, better performance, better before rounds.
I can't know, it was only the year.
What would you rather lose like that and go fuck or the week
before where we were 26 1/2 timeand you just lose like that.
You've seen you've you've seen the bullet coming last week.
Yeah. And you've braced yourself or

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getting shot in the back of the head for no reason.
I. Prefer get Yeah I don't mind a
loss, a one point loss. It was a really good game too.
That's what I mean like. Taking one pointer.
It was good even again it was under the eels, but.
Yeah, but the Eels with the up Mitch Mazes are just only the
Eels. The Eels with Mitch Mazes are a

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different team. And Zach Lomax, although Zach
Lomax didn't have much impact onthat was that we neutralized him
well, I forget which one he was on they.
They've they've had a lot of young people come through heels
will be a good team next year. They're like the North Melbourne
they're, they're coming, they'recoming along.
I don't know about that. Eels are a bit of a rabble.
Yeah, but they've had a new coach now like Jason Rolls is.

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Dylan Brown is not gonna be there next year.
He's one of their star players on $1,000,000 a year at the
Eels. I'm not playing.
I'd rather give. I'll give Dean Hawkins a run
because I need him to be my first grader next year.
I'll tell you, he's made some bold calls.
They need to stay away from Darwin.
Yes, yeah, they definitely. Don't go to Darwin.
I think they get a lot of money for that.
That won a lot of money because it rules their season.

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Nick Lenez was meant to be pouring beers at the Beach Hotel
in Townsville on Sunday. Instead, he made his NRL debut
at Commbank Stadium. Yeah, good on him.
Yeah, good on him. Dundee did it right.
He you know. I'm a massive fan tackles.
I'm a massive fan of Nick Lenez purely on the fact no nonsense,
just black boots. Yeah, like plain boots.
Just black footy boots. None of this fleurie yellow or

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pink or anything else. Just good old fashioned under 6.
The big wear of black boots likejust bring them back just to do
it. He he probably laid a few slabs
in the morning and soldier. But he's got no spot.
These fluoro ones are all mostlysponsored, aren't they?
Possibly. Wouldn't they be?
Surely you wouldn't wear the half of them by choice?

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Good question, but I mean who's looking at the sponsor of some
player and going I'm gonna get those boots?
And the number of times they give them away.
Maybe if you're like a top tier top ten player.
Maybe if you're a Beckham or something.
Where a man. Predators and you've curled the
ball. Thurston or something?
Yeah, well, Thurston used to give give head headgear.
Didn't he give boots away half the time?
The game for kicking Tees he gave.
The headgear at half time and full time and he gave kicking

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Tees. Yeah, I thought.
He did a boots boots. I don't think the boots.
I think some sometimes drinker gives away boots, sometimes
boots a fair bit. Yeah.
Boots aren't cheap. No, you want a good sponsorship
deal. You got to wonder.
They've got to be getting them cheap though.
Yeah, I reckon you get them for free.
I don't think you're paying a thing.
It's just a good old fashioned nut trucker, haven't you Go
black tracks, bring back back. That's what the Cowboys are

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missing this year. We talk about defence and
everything. If you had 17 black boots out
there would be minor premier. Here's.
Here's the thing, they're doing the light the night jersey.
We're doing the fluoro jersey. Thoughts on that?
You go with the black boots at the same time.
Do we like this Jersey I. Actually do I like it because
it's called the Northern Lights and I'm a massive fan of the
Aurora borealis. Love.

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Aurora and The Simpsons episode.So I'm sort of like.
In this stadium at this time. This particular time.
See more The house is up. No mother.
It's just the Northern Lights. Don't mind a jersey, I don't
mind it a little bit too much yellow, but.
Yellow. Yeah, I'm not.
I'm not sold on the yellow. I like the glowy though.
I like the I like. The glowy I just thought I think

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they could have gone a bit of grey glow.
Yeah, could maybe. It made it blue and grey.
It looks a little Parramatta. Maybe you can't make the grey
glow. Yeah, you can't make grey.
Glow. Yeah.
Can you? Oh yeah, maybe you can't.
Glow is more of a green. It could be a technical.
Star zip asylum sticks and yeah.You reckon are going to turn
lots off halfway through a game?It's. 2025 Light them up.
Maybe you could glow me? Through the.

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Game 50 minutes in. Turn the lights off.
Versus the Broncos. Yeah, 5 minutes of darkness.
They can wear their dark jersey,we can wear a glow.
Yes. Yeah.
Yes. And so they'll be just.
Dark jersey. Yeah, All black.
It will be glows. Yeah, all glows so they can see
us. We can't see them.
Yeah. Yep.
I don't know. I don't like that.
No, that's that's a. But a glowing ball?
Yeah. Yeah.
That's good. Yeah.

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Maybe, maybe Broncos do one. They're black 1.
You know how it's got sortie. It's just.
Visible it's box. They make that glowy that'll.
Be yeah, that'll be more and then we can the proper Northern
Lights. Yeah, now we're talking.
And they turn all the lights in the stadium to black lights.
Yes, game on. And then they put up we, the
event managers. I do not want to see what's on

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those seats when they turn the black lights on.
And the replay screen is not actually the of the game, it's
just blacked out a video footageof an Aurora bore reality.
Whatever you turn into a rave, just go straight nightclub.
Well, it's DJ at the end. It's hosted concerts, why not?
Yeah, and and instead of wearingtape, they have to have one of
those illuminated Coldplay lightup.

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We need a Coldplay TV video. Warfing get the Coldplay video
going, that'd be fantastic. Cohen has three weeks for a
cannonball tackle. He's gone for the season.
Yeah, that sort of sucks. 3 weeks.
Yeah, it was a silly tackle. Dumb tackle, but.
It was, but it was a penalty. You could see like they were
pulling him away from him so that when he sort of.
Yeah, well, he can't. No, I.

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Know the way he did it. I I know.
If that, if that was tamala, they just come back from a calf
injury. And oh, you'd be.
You'd be. Someone did it.
To calling for blood, of course.Naturally.
No, I get it. It was, it was a bit silly.
He did have a few brain explosions even though I gave
him a point. And we didn't appeal that did we
weren't really guilty. He just took it because
otherwise it's if he appeals andloses he gets 4.

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Weeks, yeah. So he would have missed a game
the start of next. Year I was about to say.
You're not gonna say first week of finals, though.
No, I wasn't. Yeah, just checking, just
checking. Would he just miss a trial?
No. It's gotta be a trial.
I thought they wiped. Did they wipe trials?
Because somebody exploited it. A couple.
Of years ago. It's gotta be a real game.
Could he just use it for an end of season Kangaroos game?

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Maybe. And they just pick him just.
Because remember, there was something happened.
What happened to someone? It was around Origin.
It was a Cleary. It was Reece Walsh.
It was Reece Walsh around Originlast year or something.
Yeah, where he got a three-week suspension.
Bingo. But he only had to serve 2
because they're saying he would have been picked for Origin.

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But he did it before team lists were gonna be announced.
So, well, hang on, how do you know he was gonna get picked for
Origin? He probably was, don't get me
wrong. And he would have been.
But you're now speculating that he was in the Origin team now.
And as Billy has always said, it's a jersey you have, not a
jersey you own. Yeah, Earn.

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Yeah, Not own. Yeah.
So you no ones entitled to the jersey.
And have a look at this. Yeah.
The rugby League that him use anOrigin game as a suspension so
he only served 2 for the Broncos.
That's Mate Scratch. So, so by saying that can any?
Well, I was going to be in the Australian team, so I'm going to
serve that as a weak suspension,Yeah.
What is the difference? Yeah, Clubland games.

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There's there's a loophole. I don't, I don't think Cohen has
is selling an Australian selection.
I'm aware of this, but the fact that they allowed it happened to
someone, to Walshy, then it should be able to happen to
anyone. Hey, I wanna use my Australian
game. Well, you weren't gonna be so
that. Well, how do you you know, I
think that. How do you know?
I think they might have clarified those rules now, yeah.
Absolutely they have I. Hope so.

(23:41):
Club penalties should be for club land and not other things.
Because Jared, we were at Hargraves few years ago, he had
a suspension that would have carried 3 games over and at the
start of the season. But he was in the New Zealand
team in the World Cup or whatever and he used two of
those World Cup games as suspension so he could still
potentially play in a final or something in the World Cup I.

(24:03):
Think somebody used it in the Indigenous All Stars game.
Yeah. So I can't remember who exactly
might have been. I don't want to say Latrell, but
I think it was. Love to say Latrell.
And use that so he could be backin round one.
Yeah, yeah. He should be able to do that
like. He's taking a piss because
you're using something that you're not selected for.
Yeah, yet they allow it for the stars.

(24:24):
Rep game shouldn't be included. Simple as that.
And and you make it even better if you're suspended when the
selections happen if you're currently serving a suspension.
Before the cause, the selection goes on a Monday night or a
Sunday. Hour or whatever you shouldn't
be eligible for selection. That's right.
Like and if you don't like it, don't do stupid shit on the
field. Yep.
Or outside of the field. For that, no.

(24:45):
If you've been if he has been referred to the match review
committee. Yeah.
And say, say you do it on a Saturday and Origin gets
selected on Monday and you've been reviewed to match the
review committee. No, you, you're out.
If you get named in that origin team and then it finds out that
you're out for two weeks. No, sorry you your selection for

(25:06):
Origin got wiped. You can't use that for your.
You can still. Go to camp and go to the squad.
Yeah, you can't play. You can't play but you still
have to serve 2 club games. Hell yeah, 100%.
Yeah, games regardless. Anyway, points for this one,
Morgan. You wanna kick it off this week?
Yeah, I can kick this bad boy off.
Kick it. I've gone 3 points for my boy
Burns. I've been giving him a few

(25:27):
points lately. A bit of love, Mr. Real Estate.
Talent. He was good in this game.
Yeah, he's coming on strong. He's coming on strong.
He's he's, I don't want to say he's not, not quite, Carl felt.
He's no Felty. Who took a brilliant intercept
on the weekend? I'll tell you what.
Oh. Yeah.
Can we get him back a bit of a tippy toe stagger as.
Well, yeah, but he took it however.
Can we reimport Felty back? I think we need some two.

(25:49):
I've gone Hess ignoring a reportwas my comment and 1:00 I've got
Mr. Consistent. Haven't given him any points
lately because he's just week inweek out consistently good Mr.
NSW Robbo. Mr. New South.
Wales Robbo hating him in NSW. Yeah, it just looked wrong.
It looks like a fug in it. But Mr. Mr. Robos.
I don't think he actually playedwell in Origin.

(26:09):
I don't think he played as well as.
He had crisps. Some sometimes sometimes, but
there was a few brain farts. Well, he's going against his
mates, you know. Yeah, I know you.
Don't want to? He's going.
To be interested in seeing him in red, white, blue next year,
that's all time that's going to suck Dick.
Yeah. And who?
Who's a replacement for Robbo again?
We're getting him. We signed him a couple weeks
ago. Read money, yeah.
Read Money Yeah. He's not too bad.

(26:30):
He'll be he's a replacement, butRobbo's OG.
How Long's Robbo Beautiful. You come in 21, I think
somewhere around the 2020 or. So did you.
Say it last, last. Week, I think we.
Looked at you in 2020. I think he came in so I mean
he's. Been He's been well, sort of a
good man of tones. That was some that was some big
debutantes in that 2020 years like he had Val obviously for

(26:50):
the club, that's when. But yeah, had name in Robbo and
Gilbert. Gilbert.
Yeah, name was done. His shoulder.
Josh. McGuire, I think for us that
year as well. I think name's gone for the
season as well. Yeah, Shoulder.
Lovely pistol points. I went Hess for three regardless
of getting suspended. He was by far our best player on

(27:11):
the field. A.
Few brain farts early on, but I agree.
Yeah, I won't be convinced otherwise on that one burns for
two. You're not convinced many things
so. Yeah, yeah, we'll.
Just leave that alone. Burns Burnsy for two.
He he's look, I like semi Valamay, but look for next year,
if you've got a a fit to Lungy and a fit Burns on the wings,
that's not too bad. Hmm, Chuck and a Purdue and a

(27:32):
lay bud in the centre's like they're they're coming along all
right. And at one point I went just
good old fashioned drinky. There was a couple of plays
there that he I was gonna text it into the group check and you
gotta watch him. He made that Tri saving tackle
one on two in the corner. Yep.
And then turn around and yeah, he's he's all gonna and a few
things I. Will say this, you say watch

(27:52):
Drinky in defence and whether people do or not, I don't know.
A lot of people bag him out for his defensive reads.
Yeah, go and watch Reece Walsh last week for the Broncos.
Yeah, yeah. Missed every freaking break that
came his white, missed every single one.
You cannot say that Reece Walsh is a better full back than Scott
and Quarter. And even I've got a couple of
workmates that are diehard Broncos.

(28:14):
And someone alluded to it that Reese Walsh is actually worse
than drinking. Now, I I actually like drinking,
but they always give drinking shit anyway.
But they get yeah, we we have a shit fullback, yeah, that's die
hard Broncos saying yeah. The heat's come off Walsh like
he had his moment. And I think, you know, maybe it
was real popular. He can be an X Factor in attack.
And then? 100% he's still a good player.

(28:35):
Yeah, don't get me wrong, he's great in attack because he can
pick his moments and he does a lot of that thing.
You know he has explosiveness. He swoops around, he's got fast,
fast toe off a mark like he can sweep, play from one side to
another. He offers a fair.
Because it's lazy on defence. You can you can give him credit
for having a go. Yep.
Like, you know how we say players make a lot, a lot of
mistakes, but that's because they're in there a lot.

(28:57):
That's Chris Walsh. He'll he'll do 15 things.
Three of them might be brilliant. 12 of them are shit.
Yeah, sometimes maybe shit, sometimes maybe good anyway.
But in defence, he is a liability.
Yeah. Yeah.
And that's, I think that's partially a lot.
There's other issues with the Broncos, but this is not a
Broncos podcast. No try to go into it.
Good point. I just like to cut down the
Broncos whenever a chance I get 3 points.

(29:18):
They're in the mood for ham these this week.
Yeah, they. Like a bit of hammies.
Braden Burns three points Carry backs in this game were mint
like, if I do say so myself, andhe probably sold a house or two
as a result of it. I don't know, I don't want to
speculate. Look, look him up.
I don't need to see his accounts.

(29:40):
I gave 2 points to Jake Clifford.
He really owns that 6 and I I can't see anyone else taking it
off him now. And I think he should have it.
Yeah, I've always thought he should have it.
Or, you know, 7 if. If Deardon wasn't.
Either him or Duff, but yeah. Yeah, Duff, I think Duff needs
more time, but Cliff needs more of a chance like he's they only

(30:03):
have to give him a wait a year or I don't know if that's his
him negotiating as well. It could be, but I don't know,
just a bit of that stability in a full year in the in the jersey
and I reckon. He gets nice ability.
He's almost like the first one dropped.
Because he's he's signed for us next year yeah yeah.
Do you think do you think there's a play to sign an off

(30:24):
contracted number six from Melbourne at the end of the 26
season Dearden monster. Oh he's got money money comes
from Rockhampton. It's yeah, it's a lot closer
from towns, little Rocky, he's gonna be Melbourne to Rocky or
he could be getting bears money he's.
Getting probably bears money andI I can't outside of that.
Like why would he leave Melbourne?

(30:44):
Yeah. Yeah, to come and play with his
QLD halfback buddy Tom. Dearden I mean, that would be
amazing. If Tommy got in his ear, yeah.
And money didn't. Yep.
I'd be half 58, I'd be down. How much like because Perth
Bears will probably you know, hecould, he could command up to
1.5, maybe even 10 million in Perth.
The interval the interval tip inmoney for.
Yeah, they'll get concessions. Yeah.

(31:05):
Do you think that a two year deal because you'll be 32 at the
end of next year, do you think A2 year deal like we signed Chad
for 800 a year for three, Yeah. Do you think a million a year
for three for money considering there'll be a new salary cap and
TV right steel coming in? Yes, yeah, you would.
Why wouldn't you? I think that's any club would
pay $1,000,000. Britain's under contract until

(31:29):
2029. 29, you're right, yeah. Jason's mill runs out at the end
of 27. That works out.
We don't have McClain money anymore because he's retired
this year. Yeah, making a Pan Holmes money
anymore. Why?
Do you think a money did in six and seven?
Now this is complete rumour mill, but swirl it around your
mouth listeners. While we're at the.

(31:50):
Taste of it. Taste.
While we're at it, do we make a play for Slater, for Coach?
No, I mean. I don't think we have to.
Are we good? And I'll say as much as that.
Yeah, Right. I think that's been sorted.
Oh, OK. I reckon it has been.
Really. Yep.
It just won't be announced untillater this year.
What? I just said.
No, not bad. OK, I think something else has.
Something else has been yeah, I'm with you, I'm with you now.

(32:10):
Someone else is. Spotted at the airport.
I'm with you now. Yeah, yeah.
You know. I think suspicions.
Are where there's that someone that someone has done a bit of
work in the Queensland camp withmoney.
There's yeah. So we're building.
What I'm hearing is we're building the, we're laying the
groundwork, we're laying a bit. Of building a pitch for.
For money. For money, Cowboys.

(32:32):
Come back to North QLD. We love you up here.
Retire. The Heartland.
Tire where you grew. Wow, yes, come back too cold
down there. At one point I gave to Cohen
Hess just just just to finish that segment off.
I think he did well. It's yeah, a few brain farts at
the start there and of course the the cannibal tackle.
But aside from that, he was running hard and he just gives

(32:54):
us that little bit of spirit to the club.
So I think we might miss that inthe next three weeks.
That rubs him out. I think big time, 100% yeah, We,
we've got a bit of a spirit. We got a on the ground
leadership issue I think sometimes.
Yeah, yeah, we look so good withTamala back though.
I don't, I don't care what any watches.
Did we watch? Jeezy's good.
He just what? The only thing that surprised me

(33:16):
is they took him off again in the second-half with about 8
minutes to go when we need for. 2 minutes and then ran him back.
Yeah. Yeah, I thought that was weird.
That's silly. We didn't use a lot of
interchanges up until that point, so it felt like a bit
like just do this and I think was that to get Lena's on there.
No, I don't know. I think that was to get him off
5060. Yeah.
Maybe that was to get him off. Yeah, maybe.

(33:37):
Anyway, it was weird. Felt a bit weird.
Oh well, anyway, drink him. The possibility?
Drinky monster didn't read moneyPurdue labor most too long.
That's a team. That's the one held the team.
Not bad. JH on the JH on the sidelines up

(33:58):
in the box. Around 24 Sunday the 17th at
4:00. I see what you did there.
At 4:05 PM at QCB Stadium, we welcome home the Cowboys to take
on the Knights, the home of the Woolgaroo.
Woolgaroo Kabad. Yeah, fuck that up.
Woolgaroo Kabad. You think I'd be able to say it?
I've heard it enough times. I live in the area.

(34:18):
Didn't we work out where the border was last week as well,
Ross? River, Yeah, because you got the
bindle as well. Bindle and Woolgaroo.
Please don't care for us. I'll be in trouble for that.
Scotty. Drink water.
Semi Velami Jackson, Purdue, Zach Leybert, Braden Burns, Jake
Clifford, Tom D and Jordan McLean comes back.
Reece Robson, Jason Tamalala, Johnny Bateman, Jeremiah and Nye

(34:39):
and Ruben Cotter are your starting 13.
Carl Lawton, Harrison Edwards, Kai O'Donnell and Thomas McHale
off the bench. It's not bad, not bad.
Not all the Knights line up as Conor Vitano at full back, Yeah.
The Hell's Conor Vitano? Exactly.
Dominic Young, Dang Gay Guy Bradman Best, Greg Marzew, Jake

(35:01):
Arthur and Jack Cogger in the halves and the forwards are
Jacob Safidi, Jaden Bradley, LeoThompson, Jermaine McEwen, Kai
Pierce, Paul and Tyson Frizzell.The English version of Sunny
Bill. Kai.
Pierce, Paul. And Matthew Arthur, Matt Kroger,
Thomas Kant, I reckon he can. And Brody Jones off the bench

(35:22):
for the Knights. I know about 6 names out of that
17. Was one of them the English
Sunny Bill? Yeah.
Hi, Piers. Paul.
Hi, Piers. Why?
Why is that the English son? Yeah.
Are you familiar with rugby league?
Guri. The Guri, Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. So I think it was last year
leading into the season, he had big tips on he has this thing

(35:42):
called, it could be any anythingsort of thing.
And he crapped on about how Kai Piers Paul is the English
version of Sonny Bill Williams. And he's so good and he's
sucking him off from the back and he's going to be a Tri score
and weapon and he's going to run300 meters a game and he hits
like a truck and everything else.
And right, he hasn't. Okay, fair enough.

(36:05):
All right, well, taking on the nights, it's 14th verse 15th.
It's gonna be a cracker. Yeah, huge.
Set your alarms. Look, nights aren't lighting
anything on fire at the moment. Think it's White song on Sunday
I. Think enough?
Yeah, but that came out how longago I go?
Yeah. I mean, go Cowboys.
Up the cows, of course. The cows.

(36:28):
The nights just are not excitingat all, my boy.
None and four the last fours. Rob Darby doesn't get a look in
at all. He's seasoned, man.
He done his ACL against the Sharks.
That's not looking for. I'm not seeing him on the injury
list. Well, remember last week our
injury list wasn't complete either.
It's not getting updated too well.
Alright, so he's definitely out.Yeah, yeah, he did ACL.

(36:50):
He was in the injury last last week.
I'm sure that's what I'm. Looking at I'm like, I'm not
seeing him anywhere. You've got a cached page there
from like, I don't know, 2019. Because I'm like Apple.
Yeah, these old Apple phones, look at them.
They don't even work. You can't even refresh properly.
Look what's going on there. What a.
Noob. Absolutely useless text message.
This one is so that's 4:00 on Sunday and it leads into 6:15 PM

(37:13):
at the Cowboy Females taking on the Bulldogs at the same venue.
So it's a double header. We're top four.
We are top. 4 after a nice win on the weekend, also against the
Eels, also at Commack Stadium. So it was a double header down
there, double and the girls cameout and put 14 on the Eels and a
nice 11 miss Francesca a gold ball.

(37:34):
Oh. Goldie only got 2.
Yeah, and Jakaya Whitfield got the third, so that was a good
win, beating the Eels in Sydney.Yeah.
And I think we've had better success away.
Yeah, yeah, girls. They seem to go all right, so we
have interesting, but I reckon I'll take the Bulldogs this
week. Absolutely we will.
And but that's a good double header on Sunday speak.

(37:56):
Your old China in. She was last week you.
Always ask right as I close the.Page I know, I know.
I did that you. Waited until I closed it because
I was going to move on to other things.
Jakai Whitfield. Crystal Blackwell.
Abigail Roach. Yasmine Peters.
Francesca Goldthorpe. Keratib, Tallulah Tiller.
Lily Peacock. Emma Manzerman.
McKenzie Wheel. Talisha Hardin.
Hailey J Orman Monsel. Thanks for that.

(38:18):
Bree, Chester, Alicia Ford, Lilyand Yarrow, Lily, Dick and SA
Bundu. Oh, no, China.
China. China is currently 20, all 21st
21 jump 21 but I don't know if the girls have the same thing as
the boys wear. It's just jersey size.
It's. Based on jersey size rather than
actual position. So anyway, Ricky Henry doing a

(38:40):
good job My. Word.
He is Ricky Henry. Now that's a football good name
and a good name. Yeah, yeah, he's, he's like a
fast outside back, that bit of atry scoring weapon too now.
Played about 98 first grade game.
Scored 113 tries. Prior to the sinker slab, prior
to the show can. Drink it be, yeah.
Well, Morgues and I were workingon the actual run sheet.

(39:01):
Yeah, I saw you doing the old calculations over there on a.
It was. Yeah, it's pretty close to the
the red string on the wall. Now it's very close to the
Charlie Day. It's it's actually worse than
the Charlie Day red screen red string.
Alright, well, take it away. Tell us how it happens.
Alright, so for everyone playingalong at home, Cowboys season is

(39:23):
a We've already booked our trip to Bali, haven't we?
Wrong. And I'll tell you why we're
going on a deep dive are. You telling me?
There's a chance. There's a chance.
Yeah, we need more than an act of God, and we've got to pray to
three other religions, but thereis a chance.
So let me set the scene for you Morgue.
Dolphins are currently eight spot on 26 points and there's

(39:45):
four games left in the four rounds left in the season.
Dolphins are 8th on 26 points. Okay Roosters and 9th on 26
points, mainly a 10th on 24 points and then we have an 11
and a 12. I think it's Dragons and Tigers
are on 22 or something like thatand the Cowboys are low down on,
Rob said before. I think we're 14th on, we're 19

(40:07):
towards. The bottom.
We're we're not at the point here.
We're not. We're not Titans.
We're not the taller lights. Now in round 24, Dolphins play
Bronco. Yeah, Brisbane win that.
Dolphins down 26. Roosters played dogs.
Dogs win those down 26, Tigers play manly, Tigers win manly or
stay on 24. We need that to happen.

(40:27):
Cows versus Knights, obviously cows just win and warriors play
Dragons. Now hopefully Wires can win that
so that dragon stay on 22. Do we need a big win for
percentage? Or we're not because we've got
the buy, not the buy, sorry. Now we've got the draw point.
OK, so no percentage win just wins just wins.
And then S play Eels in round 24as well.
Now ideally you'd want to see S beat Eels just that's because

(40:51):
now round 25 features Eagles versus Finns.
Now Finns lose in round 24 and Eagles lose in round 24 to
Tigers in Round 25. Eagles win.
Dolphins will stay on 26 points in eighth position.
Manly will go to 26 points. Eels play Roosters.
Roosters are on 26 points because they'll lose to they'll

(41:12):
lose to the dogs in Round 24. So Eels win Roosters down 26
points in not in 10th spot, Cowboys beat Tigers.
So we can't win. We're now coming.
Now we're on 23 points. Yeah, OK, around 26.
Wars play eels, Wars win becausethat means eels.
Eels. Drop down.
Eels drop down. Storm beat Roosters.

(41:32):
Roosters still stay on 26 points.
Raiders beat Tigers. Tigers will now stay on 24
points. Still they're gone.
Dragons play Eagles. We need Dragons to beat Eagle.
Cows versus Brisbane. Obviously Cows win.
Need a win. This is where it might get
tough. Fins versus Titans.
Titans win. You need the Titans to win.
Yep. So if all this, if all this

(41:54):
happens leading into round 27, yeah, yeah.
Fins, Roosters, Manly drag, we all take it out.
Dragons will be on 24. Fins, Roosters, Manly will be on
26 points in a log jam for eightspot because eight spot will
still be 26 points. Dragons will be on 24.
Tigers will be on 24. Eels will be on 24.
Yep. Round 27 Eagles versus Wars.

(42:16):
It's like a brownlink. Yeah, yeah.
As long as one. Eagles Butters one point.
He Crips 3 points, one hand passone behind, three points.
Fucking Pat Crips, fuck him. Eagles versus Whiles in round
27th. Whiles win Eagles down 26,
they're gone. They're gone.

(42:36):
We're out of it. Roosters versus Bunnies in the
showdown of Sydney. Yep, Bunnies win.
Roosters stay on 26. Dragons versus Panther.
Panther win Just in case Dragonsmight have won another one
earlier. Panther win.
Dragons stay either on 24 or 26 points.
Fins versus Raiders, Raiders win.
Fins down 26. Cowboys by 27 points.

(42:58):
Sneak into the 8. You need, hang on, you need the
Fins to beat Raiders. No Raiders to beat Fins.
OK, we can do. That Raiders to beat Fins now if
that happens, Fins, Roosters andManly will all stay on 26.
Eel, Dragon and Tigers will all stay on either 24 or 26.
Cowboys with the boy in round 27go to 8 spot on points alone and

(43:18):
we're in and we're in. We're the season.
Is still alive, ladies and gentlemen.
Get Hesse back. No, 'cause he's been no, yeah,
three-week guilty plea, yeah. So we'll have him for first.
Week of final finals, we're goodto go.
Yeah, we are ready to play. We're ready to roll.
There is a chance. Hold your tickets.
Don't cash out just yet. Once you're in it, it's
anybody's. Bookies have got our odds at
1001, yeah, So there has to be amathematical.

(43:40):
There's a mathematical chance based on.
Pete's ping here. That's overs, you know you have
to. Run.
You know, you could just go to the ladder predictor and put all
that in. That's.
Good value. It's a sure thing.
Just hold it up here for the camera.
We hold it for the. Camera Stranger Things, that's.
Pete's ladder predictor, old school style.
Yeah, and it took. 35 minutes toknockout.
Yeah, you only need a Brownlow reading to Yeah to get.

(44:03):
In there, send that to Belandies.
That's a long stretch of the bow.
We're in chance. We're a chance.
We have a chance now. I did say at the start of that
we need an act of God. It's close to an act of God.
We need lightning to strike in the same spot 8 times.
This is like when I sent you a week about the pies.
Remember I said the pies can lose, the pies can stop.

(44:25):
Yeah. You know the Lions can still
drop out of the Act 2. I'm aware.
Yeah, right. We got a few mathematical
possibilities on the boil here. Yeah, down at on the ranch HQ.
Probably too many. Just quietly.
Yeah, and I hold your tickets ifyou've got the cows to win the
comp, just don't cash out yet. Yeah, hold on to them.
Which sucks because fins have tolose to Brisbane in round 20

(44:46):
this week. Which means if they do lose to
Brisbane, good for us because keeps our finals alive, but it
guarantees Brisbane top 8. Yeah, right.
Okay. Yeah, but it won't mean much in
the long run. They'll crash out anyway.
Yeah, they're cooked. Brisbane cooked.
We know that they're cooked. Can you imagine if this all
comes off and Cowboys having thebuy in round 27 and it comes

(45:07):
down to the last game? Finns versus Raiders on Sunday
arvo. Can we can.
Where a Raider win gets the Cowboys into the 8.
So there's two things. One, I want to see how much it
is. Can we find how much it is on
Sports Bet to make the 8:00 for the Cowboys.
And the second thing is if it comes down to that last game for

(45:27):
us to make the eight, I reckon we watch it in the podcast
studio. We'll live stream.
We'll do a live stream like reaction in one of those
reaction things everybody loves.I'm gonna have to look at your
sheet there to figure out how you got to that because.
Top 8 are you? Saying there's a mathematical
error. Sports bet on a top 8 finish.
Doesn't have the Cowboys in it, but they can make it.

(45:49):
Here we go, here we go. We're looking on the odds here,
so Cowboys to finish, they reckon we can't finish 8th at
all. Yeah, I know, but we can.
Well, that's a interesting 1, Pistol Pete.
So Manly and basically Manly andRoosters have to lose
everything. Is that right?
Except for in round 2025, where Eagles and Finns play each other

(46:10):
because Manly, you're on 24 points at the moment.
We're not in a top 8 finish at all.
I know which is that they're notgiving us a chance.
Those dogs, they don't want it. They don't want to feel pity and
take out money. Just ring your bookie on the
phone. So if Eagles lose round 24, but
then they beat Finns in round 25and then Roosters, Manly and
Finns all lose round 26. I've made it work.

(46:33):
Really, I've made it work. So this is legit.
Predictor, this is legit. Yeah, we can get that.
It can happen. But you basically need dolphins
and Roosters and manly, except they win one of them because
they play each. Other Finns and Manly play next
week, but if Finns if Finns loseto Broncos this week, Yep, it'll
keep them on 26 and Manly on 24 if Manly lose this week as well.

(46:54):
If we slide into the 8th with a -140.
Yeah, yeah. Difference.
Actually going in on a three-game winning streak,
you've had the bar in round 27, you're tested, yeah, momentum.
You're taking on 5th spot, whichis probably.
Going to be the problem is then we probably have to play
Panthers in. No, we'll probably be.
We'll probably play Wars or Sharks Week 1.

(47:16):
Imagine. Imagine not being able to beat
like what we've done the Sharks twice in about 10 years.
Imagine going down to Shark Parkin finals and doing them in
finals. Well, actually.
The only time we beat them is. We can never beat.
We generally go better against them in the finals.
Yeah, yeah, we find another gear.
Can you imagine just going on a three-game heater?
It's. A heater.

(47:37):
It's get it by. Just sneak in and then go just
play. Fuck it.
Footy, yeah, we're here. Let it sing.
Jungle Ball. No one gave us a chance.
Jungle ball. Just do what they don't want us.
To do they need to stop? Changing Cowboys are bundled
out. Weak man 50 years.
Probably. Probably.
Look, I'm gonna play with the ladder.
I reckon I can get Broncos out as no I can't.

(47:57):
No, you can't. Damn, you can't.
Not to get, not to get us in. Yeah, to get us in.
Broncos will be playing. Broncos will be playing finals
footy if the Cowboys play finals.
Because they've got to be defence.
Yeah, they've got to be defence.Yeah, right.
And by doing that then they're guaranteed at least.
Worst spot is 7th. Yeah, right.
OK. Oh.
Yeah, I died, yeah. I I appreciate the mathematics

(48:19):
you have pulled off their Pete, That is very impressive.
To me, I was Charlie, Diane, that really was you're.
Scratching away there for a good, good 35 minutes I reckon.
Look very impressive looking at it lunchtime today.
Hang on a second. There's a, There's a small so.
Maybe there's a chance. There's a chance.
There's a very small look, there's a the Titanic has

(48:41):
already hit the iceberg and we're already 3/4 sunk, but we
might be on a lifeboat. There is a sliver.
This is like Tom Cruise getting the missiles down the
ventilation shaft. No.
Now come on, that took a lot of skill.
It did. I'll tell you what.
When he did the I'll tell you what you think about it.
They really did just knock off the old Star Wars.

(49:02):
Star Wars this is. More than Luke buddy nailing A2
meter wide womp rat with a torpedo down.
A dance, can you? They may as well just change to
a bloody X wing. Exactly.
Yeah, it was. It was pretty much it's the same
mollies. Mollies, baby.
Home of the $15 Tuesday night crumb steak, which you're
rushing again. You're.
Heading down there tonight, it's.
Probably not gonna happen. No, no, The kitchen closes at 9.

(49:24):
It's only 720. We can wrap this up before 8,
surely? Yeah. $20 beer and burger on a
Wednesday, $15 pumping or the choice of Italian, American,
Hawaiian or Indian toppers sounds good on a Friday, and a
$15 Cobb loaf for two on a Saturday.
With three feelings to choose from, head to the Facebook page
or website. Book yourself a table.
Yeah, and, and on a Tuesday night, generally you just wander

(49:44):
in. Yeah, just walk in just rolling.
And if you're listening to this live, you'll see me there
tonight. You will.
I don't know how you're going tolisten to it.
Live take you pretty pretty difficult.
Yeah. Anyway, good luck with that.
Maybe if Morgan did some social media and post it on the On the
Ranch Facebook page and people will be at Molly's at after
8:00. Oh, I can do that.
Come on, dear. Righty, that's how we.

(50:09):
Should do it. We should just sing it, no?
No. It's the multi morgue.
I just I just. I just want to mention.
Just want to mention my multi. I was going to get to you, but
you, you, you give you some. My multi this is This is thanks
to Fusion Networks, but Rob's multi last week 5 out of eight.

(50:30):
Yeah, I was following it. I was on for 20.
Yeah, it should have won. Should have.
It really should have won. If only the Dolphins, with a 1
1/2 start, had a 53 1/2. Start I gave the wrong
Queensland team the higher head start I gave it to the Cowboys.
The Cowboys only needed one or two. 22.
Anyway, 1 1/2 we need it but. It was it was a close one.

(50:52):
It was it was riding until Dragons, sharks and I tipped
Dragons in my tips and I was gonna put Dragons in.
I was gonna change it to the dragon.
But I thought, no, no, I'm sticking on Robbie Multi this
week because I don't need to come in here go.
No, I had seven out of the 8 andI had Dragons instead and they
lose. This is fair.
This is fair. So this week we conjured up

(51:14):
something in the green room earlier where you agreed with
seven out of the 8 tips of mine and the 8th tip you're like,
yeah, I can either go either way.
It's that is correct. It's neither here nor there.
Yep. So we're just going all head to
head and we're picking a perfectround this week.
What could go wrong? What could go wrong?
No. Kick us off with the Storm Beat
and Penrith on Thursday night. That'll be nice.

(51:36):
Then we're gonna to go was to beat Dragons on Friday night,
which also helps our. Cowboys climb.
Cowboy Climb. Oh, it's a double double banger.
A double whammy. Roosters versus doggies.
We need dogs to win. Obviously we've been over this.
Roosters down 26. And I think that'll happen
anyway. Titans versus the Sharkies.
Yeah, you were. You were.
I'm in an R&N. You said, oh, maybe sharks are

(51:57):
not for sure. I could see.
Titans. Yeah, we've gone Titans in this
one. Look what sharks just did.
Look what they just dished up. Yeah, but Dragons have back
knack of pulling people down into the.
But Titans can pull a Swifty. Yeah, that's true.
Hey, she released a new album. I'm worried about this.
She's got a new album name we can swifty this as.
Well, I'll tell you what the Internet melted down today for

(52:19):
me all. Better now we've gone Broncos
and Dolphins now. This was before I came up with
my Cowboy Climb thing. We've actually put dolphins in
this. Oops.
But we need the Broncos to win to keep the season.
Can we get a reverse beep beep beep?
Yeah. So we sort of done.
I can't. I can't.
I can't. You've done yourself a Mr. Fair

(52:39):
Voice. So we might redo this bed on.
I've already got it on, but I might do it for a tenor and take
the dolphins out. Yeah.
Let's see. We then got S Sydney VS
Parramatta, we've gone Eels easily, Tigers VS Manly now
again, Tigers win this, Manly's down 24, we need Tigers to win
and then Cowboys rounding out against the Knights.
Easy win. Now that is paying power played

(53:02):
$365.70 to 120 on it $7314.02. That's the biggest we've ever
had. That's DS.
Yeah, Yeah. That's big.
That is DS. Now, if that all comes off, the
Cowboys season is over because we've got the fence to win.
Yeah, true. Fortunately, Yeah, fortunately,
unfortunately. Look, it's it's either way,

(53:23):
whatever the result is in that game, yeah, we can be happy.
If true, the other seven games come off winning, yeah.
I mean, there is that there's a shit load of other things that
have to come out for Cowboys to make the 8:00.
I wouldn't worry about the eightgames.
It all starts this week. It does.
That's a big figure. I might need to make sure I put

(53:45):
this one on just in case it comes good.
And make sure you hit submit. Yeah, make sure it's submit.
Unlike your tips, Yeah, well that is thanks to Fusion
Networks. That's pistols multi.
I don't think we've had much success.
In Milder we had a little success.
We had some, we had our boy LukeLittler, he had a bit of a hot
streak, ended up winning the world darts champion.

(54:07):
I think we had a bit an EPL or maybe some Bundesliga in there
at one point. Bundesliga.
Bundesliga or some Syria? Yes, yeah, exactly.
Words you said a lot of. Words and NFL season's coming
around, so we might have a bit of fun there too coming up.
Preseason is on. Preseason baby.
Now. Get on those, Kansas City
Chiefs. I wouldn't.
No, I wouldn't even I wouldn't get on the Seattle Seahawks.

(54:29):
It was you. No, no, I like.
I like Seahawks. I don't know how they went in
that in that game, but hang on, let me just quickly draw against
the Raiders. All 23 all.
Yeah, wow. And the.
Preseason just happened on the weekend.
Philly got up over Cincinnati Bengals and yeah, look, there's
probably other supplies in there.
The Dolphins going the. Dolphins in.

(54:50):
The coolest coach in district? Mike McDaniels.
He's become a Florida man. I'm really stalling here for
Europe. Thanks a lot.
They played the cargo. Oh, bears, they must have won.
They would have won by 20. 24 plays. 24 Another draw.
Another draw. I don't know whether they have,
like they might not have overtime in preseason.
Maybe not preseason. Not too sure but.

(55:10):
I'll tell you what that's good for Bears, because Bears are
Bears are historically a dump ofa team.
And who'd you like? San Fran?
No Seahawks. Seahawks.
Oh, I thought you said go San Fran.
Green Bay No, I'm not a San Franguy.
No, no. No Green Bay lost to The Jets.
Yeah, that's disturbing. That is must be definitely
appreciated. Yeah, definitely.
Anyway, that is a game that we will.

(55:31):
We might even cover it in the offseason, in our summer series.
This. Year when we.
Finally, do a summer series. If we be fun, get around to it.
Tipping Comp sponsored by Molly Malones.
Why Mollies again? Thanks, Mollies.
Thanks, Cole. Thanks, Cole.
Leading the comp is Evelyn on 132 points and close behind is
Amelia on 130 points. Now I'm going to issue a

(55:52):
challenge here. Evelyn and or Amelia need to get
in touch and let us know who youare and where you're from.
Send us a speak pipe if you can.Send us your ASL.
But we know no ASL. This is not ICQ or any kind of
I'm. Glad you're old enough to know.
Yeah, I know what I know. Yeah.
Respect. Respect to the game.
Game sees game. Kirky is in 3rd place on 129

(56:15):
points. On 126 points is Fry Dog and
County 38, Skyvo Shivo Shivo Flopster 77 and they're on 125,
Catastrophe, Grizzly 87, Mam Kunstar, Just a Lily Dick and
Get to the Kick. They're all 124 points.
Probably an equal 8th, but that's eight through 12.
Yeah, so let's say your top 12. I'm in 29th on 119 points.

(56:41):
Good. I still got a joke up your
sleeve so hanging on to that one.
Fusion Morgan in 36th. 100 and. 17 You gotta joke up your sleeve
as. Well yeah, I got one up my
sleeve. I reckon I might make top 20.
The potato on 68 points, sorry in 68th on 107 points, Cowboy
chicken in 83rd on 104 points and on 103 points in 86th.

(57:05):
Still blazing 2 guns. What are 4 from Great going?
Backwards, Pete, you. Got a joker up your sleeve?
Going backwards. I've always said that if you
lead the compact the halfway through it the season then you
usually go on to do 2 bits of stuff off.
I've always said. That you're proving it.
That's accurate. Patreon timing comp has Evelyn
at the top, Amelia in second place as well.

(57:27):
That's not right because they'renot in the Patreon tipping comp.
You know, sometimes when you change competitions in ESPN
Footy Tips doesn't actually update the table I.
Don't say they sound like new names to me.
Yeah, no, they're not in it. Catastrophe is leading the
Patreon tipping comp on 124 points with a 263 margin.
That is important because Grizzly 87 is also on 180 a 124

(57:49):
points with 299 margin. Well, that's a big margin.
That's a margin gap. Yeah, well.
Just a Lily Dicken is on 124, 124 points with 306 months just.
A long day. So that.
Tip better margins Lily Dick. 03of them.
Yeah, do better, Dick. Yeah.
Three of them have used all their Jokers.
So that's your top three? Yeah.

(58:10):
Well, in fourth is Cody O'Hara on 122.
Joker's gone. Hawk for Life is on 119 with a
spare joker. Oh Prime.
Prime ready to pounce. In 5th place on 119.
In 6th is Chris Reed, also 119 and also me with a joker, Rub my
sleeve, Do better and 19. I'm on 117.

(58:32):
I'm not far off. You look at our margin.
With a joker, you're and we've both got 301 I.
Might I might pip you? You might.
Yeah, I might. That's a big margin for me too.
I've clearly gotten some games. Poor blowout.
Yeah, I've gone the wrong way. I'm quite a few.
And you know, what sucks about this year is that all the teams
I don't tip for started playing good after halfway.
Yeah. That happens, yeah.

(58:54):
The Wheel of Time last week was 92nd in 92nd spot.
This week ropes NT on 101 points.
Ropes NT. Didn't send us a speak pipe.
Guess what it jackpots to now? Holy Jesus, it must be up to.
125. 125. That's more than I thought.
So we're going to spin the wheeland the wheel will be spun any

(59:17):
moment. Now.
Come on, Vic. Tazzy tazzy tazzy tazzy tazzy
tazzy 47. And one 80. 11 Ohh I'm in 86
it's gonna be you. I could speak pipe in here if I
have 5. I've had your speak pipe.

(59:38):
If I climb five points, I'm getting 125 at moles.
You better believe I'm speak my opinion.
You have to make sure this does not happen.
Currently in 81st is Harry NQ. Hazard.
So, you know, look around Pistollover 99 sevens in 77th.
Is he just quietly? So he has to throw a couple and

(59:59):
I have to, yeah, I'm gonna get like, I'm probably gonna get a
perfect round this week. Cowboy Chicken is in 83rd.
Hey. So if you finish 81st at the end
of this round, then you need to send us a speak pipe and you
could win 125 bucks at Molly's. That's a good deal.
That's. 20. 5 bucks that's a pretty good.
That is a bloody good night. That's a lot of crab stacks.

(01:00:21):
Yeah, it really is. Or Cobb loaves, Cob loaves.
You go one to each or. Guinness Pints.
But you give us. Unlike Topper Morgan's Guinness
skeeners. Mate, I'll get you a Guinness
pot if you're not careful. Would not be shocked.
You a shot a shot of Guinness. Thursday the 14th of August
kicks off Round 24 at Commbank Stadium with the Panthers at
$1.57, hosting the Storm at $2.40.

(01:00:44):
Big game. That is a big game.
Billy has sent in his tips. Hey.
Well, we've been. Talking could have built he does
more than I do. You will notice he's not here
tonight. The reason for that is he's
crook. He's unwell.
So he's sending his tips and he has tipped Melbourne, the
Melbourne Storm. He hasn't given us a margin.
We'll say it's 58. Why not?
Yeah, sounds about right. I'm going to go to Storm in a

(01:01:05):
thriller. I reckon it's a 2 pointer.
Yep. Just because I need to give a
margin 2 point. He goes the other way 2.
Point, penalty, goal. Penalty goal. 16/16/18 and Storm
scored a better try on the buzzer.
Yeah, it could happen as well. It'll be a penalty goal, though,
right in front. That's how the Storm play.
The potato has gone. The Panthers pistol.

(01:01:25):
Yeah, Billy is sick as a dog. Do you think he's cuddling his
dog on the couch at the moment under a blanket?
I'd say so. Probably.
Like to. It's gonna be a bit chilly out
there. Yeah, I've gone storm by 6,
Morgan. I will go storm by 4.
See all keep in mind, so. You know what that means?
Get on the Panthers. It's exactly right.
Friday the 15th, 6:00 PM Go Media Stadium.

(01:01:46):
That's 6:00 PM our time, not NewZealand time, the New Zealand
Warriors. That's a 9:00 kick off for them.
Yeah. She's a lame one.
Friday Night Lights. The New Zealand Warriors are
they might have no daylight saving.
Worse, it would be at 10:00. The Warriors are $1.55, The
Dragons are $2.45. Billy has gone the was.

(01:02:09):
The Potato has gone the Dragons.I'm going to go the was.
Up the WAAS. Morgan.
Yeah, Waas for me too. 8:00 PM. Allianz on Friday night is the
Roosters at 220, the Bulldogs at$1.67.
Billy's gone the Bulldogs, the potatoes, gone the Roosters.
I'm going the Bulldogs. Peter.
I'm going the dogs. Cowboy climbing need Roosters,

(01:02:31):
not twin. This is correct, Morgan.
Doggies for me, yes. That's such a such a change.
Saturday the 16th at 3:00 PM, Point Spence Stadium, Sharks are
$1.32. The Titans are $3.40.
Yeah, they are. This is this is a vital, vital
1. Billy has gone the Sharks.
The potato has gone the Sharks. I'm gonna go to the Titans.

(01:02:53):
Yeah, go to the tights, it's in the multi.
Yeah, I think they might come out with the upset here.
She hasn't cooked, Yeah. Sharks.
Baby upset of the round. Sharks.
They're they're trying to not get the spoon.
Yeah. Still, on Saturday at 5:30 PM at
Suncorp Stadium, it's the Derby.That doesn't matter.
It's the Broncos at $1.65 up against the Dolphins at $2.25.

(01:03:17):
This. This is a shit game.
Shit game. Belly's gone the Dolphins.
The potato has gone the Dolphins.
I want to go the Dolphins because I I can't tip the
Broncos, but we won the Broncos to win for the Cowboys client.
I'm gonna tip the Dolphins. Yeah, I'm gonna tip the

(01:03:40):
Dolphins. I could see why, yeah.
Now with this game, if everything else happens, like I
said, we need an act of God. Dolphins have to lose if they
lose and that's the first leg ofthe multi go and that sucks to
lose 7 K as well. Yeah, if the Broncos win it
keeps us alive. If the Broncos lose, they could
get bundled out of the top 8 entirely, Which?

(01:04:02):
This is. The worst thing?
This is the other silver lining.Not the worst thing in the
world. I'm all for the Broncos fall as
much as I am for the Cowboys climb.
Yeah, I've I've I've tip Broncos.
Oh, you're. A.
You're a. It's.
You're a wanker. It's the first time in about 7
years because of a situation like this I find myself.

(01:04:23):
In absolute wanker. That could also change before
kickoff. Oh no, you can't.
You can't do it. You can't pull that crap out.
I. Have tips?
I've tip Brisbane well, it keepsus going.
It just. It gives us a.
Hope all right, absolute turn cope.
Now now, hang on, because if if Roosters beat the Bulldogs on.

(01:04:45):
Are you gonna go for on? Friday.
Well, I don't think it'll. Work, No, no.
If Roosters do beat the dogs then we're going either way so I
will change the defence after that.
Morgan. Yeah, look, I'm going to
Dolphins after the the double banger from last week.
Yeah, no, I agree. 7:35 PM Allianz rabbits 225 eels $1.65.

(01:05:06):
Billy has sent in Parramatta andthe potato has gone.
The rabbits. I'm going to go Parramatta.
I'm going Parramatta and if the multi's still alive, happy days.
But if it's over, I hope see us beat Para.
Yeah, I'm with you there. Para for me.
Oh. Sunday the 17th at 2:00 PM
Allianz Stadium. Tigers 235.
Mainly $1.60. Billy has gone manly, the potato

(01:05:30):
has gone manly. I'm gone.
The Tiggers. Desperate need of a Tiger Mall.
Yes, absolutely. Tigers too.
Tigers as well. 4:05 PM, Queensland Country Bank Stadium,
the game of the round. The Cowboys $1.45.
The Knights are $2.75. Billy, of course, is gone.

(01:05:50):
The Cowboys? Absolutely.
The potato has gone. The Cowboys?
I'm going. The Cowboys.
I'm up the Cowboys. And Morgan?
How do you choose from 2 informed sides?
That's that's my only question. How did you pick last week?
We're going the Cowboys. Yeah, we're going the cows.
Up the cows, baby. Let's go.
Still fighting? The after that theory on that

(01:06:14):
piece of paper, I think we should frame that and hang it in
the Louvre. Yeah, we really should.
Don't lose that beat. Don't lose.
Not go against, can't, not tip the Cowboys after that.
The Canberra Raiders, of course,have got the buy and that is
round 24. Yes.
Yeah, of course you felt if any result happens this weekend and
Cowboys are officially gone. Yeah, it's all aboard the Green

(01:06:35):
Machine, baby. Oh yeah, 100% yeah, I'm going
Green Machine. Yeah, in fact, next week's pod
will be the On the Ranch featuring the Canberra milk.
But us but us get a nice two litre container can.
We get Terry Campisi back in. Yeah, we.
Probably. Got an idea?
I don't see why not not that's probably not a bad idea.
We just call it a Raiders pod next week.

(01:06:56):
Oh yeah. Did you see Papali ran for two?
Yeah. Oh, it's so sad.
But anyway. KO Weeks is Lotnam from
everywhere. Oh, Jamal Fogarty, what a good
kicking game he's got. Pale Pass, Yes.
Yeah. Into the Pale Pass segment of
episode 211. The trainer can only come on at
set times except for injury. Pale Pass.

(01:07:16):
I will pay that as the trainers out there all the bloody time.
Well, OK. Oh, I thought they could only
come on when? When they have the ball.
When we have the ball anyway, sothey're not.
Whoever has possession of the ball is when the trainer is
allowed to be on the field. I I disagree with that.
I don't think the trainer shouldbe on at all.
I think it's like drinks in the cricket.
It's a set time. Yep, you know, 20 minutes in
like when they do when it's hot and.

(01:07:38):
Only ever when there's a break in play.
Yeah. So if there if if.
But it can't be. Just was a try, come on.
If there's an injury, come on. Otherwise, stay the hell off.
It's been bullshit in other times where a team will kick off
the game, yeah, defend, and thenas soon as they get the ball the
trainer is out there. Why does a player need a water
now? Like, come on, that is too.

(01:07:58):
Much there for? The constructions like taking a
piss. That Penrith trainer, not the
one that ran through it, but thetwo point field goal against
Titans, He's there directing theset of 6 like you think Cleary
can't do. That yeah, it's too much.
Buck off the field. Get rid of him.
Get rid of him. Alfie Langer, anybody?
You only say Alfie because you know him and he's visible like
you're always. There.

(01:08:19):
All the everyone else does Everyone now.
Langer has been doing it for a long time.
Yeah. What was?
If if you're not groggy or injured or whatever, why are you
out there? Yeah, No, it shouldn't.
No, no, shouldn't. I understand you might need a
player with running repairs likeI Jarred me finger and all that.
That's fine. Well, have a look at it now.

(01:08:40):
That's two incidents in two weeks.
Yeah. Yeah, where the trainer's got in
the way of, basically gotten in the way of and.
And what was it we received thatball back?
What was our trainer needing to be where he was, knowing that
there might be a shift like, whyare you even out there?
Yeah, and then you got all the other trainer stuff where
wedding the balls and making a little sticky and all the other

(01:09:01):
crap apple and like just get himoff.
So the NRL set to camp down on the involvement of trainers
following several controversial incidents this season, while one
expert believes no one cares about the experts.
The role of trainers is limited to running 3 messages onto the
field per half, offering first aid and providing water.
Yet some teams trainers have been getting away with.
Far more, yes. Get away murder.
I know. That there shouldn't be anyone

(01:09:22):
but the players on the field. Bingo.
No blue shirt, no your orange shirt, nothing.
You need a message to run out like what, the 20 minute, 20
minute mark? Can you there's an interchange
happening. Yeah, you trainer on the
sideline. Hey, Nimi, we need you to send a
message yet to Deer and to say this, this, this and this, mate.
Yep, no drama. Yep, shout it from a sideline,

(01:09:43):
shout it. Follow on from that slightly
related, I don't think the referees should be coaching
players in scrums true. So that's I know that slightly
unrelated, so I'll pay. That too, all right, pay the
trainer just also on that referee as well.
And I heard this someone anotherpodcast I was listening to, I
can't remember which one it was,might have been Hollow Sport or

(01:10:04):
whatever. This shit one.
But the bunker, you know how people come up like we all see
that's a try. Yep, but Casey badges somehow
sees it as a no try or voice. The ones that.
Are all white. Every and we have and it might
not have to be live to the public, but we want the clipping
the audio clipping Yep to why she's yes a capability to that

(01:10:27):
yes, not just her, but any any. And it's not.
And it's not Graham Anersley coming out.
Yeah, they're going. This is why this was called.
And we we got that wrong. We want every every bunker
decision we want commentated by the person, by the ref that is
the bunker to say no, he's an offside shepherd.
Play here. Well, he wasn't.
How how did you come to this? Yeah, result.

(01:10:48):
Like we want to know the the theevidence of why you awarded
that. Yeah, yeah.
And if it's a howler, I just ownit.
Yeah. OK, I made a mistake here.
This is. This I saw it this way and it
was a completely a howler right now.
Well, you're sacked and we're. Now I, I.
Stood. Down sorry whatever it's it is
what it is but they've got levels like they they get
promoted from touch judges and that's 100% you know you can go

(01:11:11):
back they there needs to be someaccountability there and
they're. Obviously not just honestly on a
Monday saying or we well it's rubbish.
We want the clipping from the bunker to say why the why they
said this. Well, we're on clippings and the
whole direction of what's shown as what Can we stop cutting to
players who are sitting on the? The bike.
On the bike, yeah. Warming up to come on to the to

(01:11:33):
the field or sitting up in the crowd because they're injured
for that week and we're not watching the actual game.
I actually want to go one step different on that.
My yeah, yeah, no, but I reckon it's a beauty.
I was just thinking of it on thefly.
Remember when Jared Hayne came back from his Denton NFL for the
Titans and they had Hain Cam? Yep, Yep.
And before he was coming, like he might have come on the field

(01:11:55):
like 25 minute mark and he's just got Hain Cam on him on the
Yep, on the pushy and whatever. And then can we just each club
nominates if it's a home game, only if it's if only if you're
the home team, of course, you nominate any player to have like
it could be this week, could be drinky Cam next week it could be
whatever Cam. But you might come up as well.

(01:12:16):
Yeah, like you press the red button on the all All Star
remote. Yeah, and you just follow the
drink. He's having a HIA, he's down the
tunnel and you've still got drinky Cam just like.
No, you don't want that. Yeah, it turns off his if he
gets injured, it turns off. So let's let's be fair.
Dean and Cam, that's what you. Got he's there.
He's there on the he's been yeah, yeah, Cowboys are up by

(01:12:37):
50s, so he's having a rest and he's just warming on the push
you I'd still drink your Cam. One thing that Channel 9 did
well this year for State of Origin, I don't know if you saw
you could. Yeah, you live streamed it.
You could watch the actual game as the normal broadcast that
goes free to air. But they also had like a NSW
Cam, a Queensland Cam. I didn't.
See that now? Because I just watched it.

(01:12:58):
On freedom, they had a few. They had a certain spider Cam,
so you. Think they had Coach Cam too.
Coach Cams I think and you couldhave them all running at the
same time if you had screen realestate.
Yeah. Oh wow.
It's cool. Yeah, I started, I think it was
the first game I watched and I was watching the Queensland Cam
as well. And it like it follows Cameron
Munster mostly and or. Hammer Cam or something?
Yeah, yeah, as soon as as soon as.

(01:13:19):
But it watches hammer at fall back.
You gotta be careful of a hammerCam.
I'd be it's gonna be fair of that instead of like you said,
just cutaways randomly. Hit the cutaways shit mean it's
his but it's. The option of player Cam I'm I'm
in for. That, yeah, that's not bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's see that's the kind of
thing that would raise. He's the profile.
And even in half time like drinking Cam and he's gone and

(01:13:40):
done a #2 or taking a piss and he's still got drinking Cam like
oh shit, he's got a slug. Pistol Pistol always has to go
that one step too far. Pale Pass Chatty Townsend media
career. I'd pay it.
Now pass it. I think it needs work.
It needs work, but I'd pay it. There's better players.
We'll see how we. Can hear from him.

(01:14:01):
He's he's actually got good insight for.
Him straight up there is this isI just tried but be honest.
He can talk good. He's a student of the game,
definitely, and he he can say the right.
I mean, he knows the game and heknows he knows enough about the
game to make an interesting show.
But I think the current format of his show needs work.
But I'd I'd even see him on a panel on the fox.

(01:14:22):
Yeah, yeah. You know, so I'd like commentary
and stuff or even in the box like you've got me Kennison,
like he's good, goes over the top of it, but he's still I'll.
Tell you one thing, I would replace Andrew Johns during our
general chat. Yeah. 100%.
I'll take anyone except Andrew Jones all.
Right. Well, well, I think we're all
half paying that. Yeah, he needs a little bit of
Polish, but he's still a player at the.

(01:14:43):
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, well.
But he he he actually breaks down games really well.
Like I've watched his show. He's he's pretty.
I don't mind he's. Not a dunce but Pale Pass orcas
Subs. It's topical.
Pass. I'm paying, I'm I'm pro sub.
Let's get some Subs, baby. See?
How many are we get? We're getting three, I think 3

(01:15:04):
or a. 127 billion. Yeah, and it's like 20 years
off. We're not getting many, maybe 6.
We're not getting many. I thought we.
Were getting 6 and it was like 600.
Yeah, maybe it's six we need. We need.
I think we need Subs. Yeah, we need Subs.
Do we though? Do we need Subs?
I think. We do what for?
We've got we've. Got allies?
In October. Send them up and little do a
little patrol at North and see what's up.

(01:15:25):
I don't know what we're worried about.
I just yeah the. Periscope up and have a little
look. We've got the goat Moat.
We've been over the goat Moat. That's why we need some Subs in
the Moat. We don't.
We don't. We've our Moat is our
protection. You know what?
That you know what that money could do for starving children.
Oh. For starving kids, track among a
sub but have a great time. They would.
Yeah, totally. Is the sub nuclear?

(01:15:46):
Yeah, Venux, I'm in. Yeah, that's it.
Pay that. I think it's pronounced nuclear.
Nuclear and we need clear while we're at it we we need some good
missiles in those Subs just quietly.
Missiles. Yeah, we need some good
missiles. I'll have a nap and then find
some missiles. Torpedoes.
Pay all pass Reduce 8 interchanges down to 4 to 6.
I'm all in. I see that's it's more potential

(01:16:07):
for injury. Yeah, I'm passing.
That fatigue's part of a game. More fatigue, better games.
I think there's plenty of fatigue now, yeah.
Most teams are gassed at the 60th now.
I'd rather keep. I'd rather if you if you reduced
it to six, fuck off the six again rule.
Correct. Yeah.
Yes, Sir, yes. Yeah, I'm happy to fuck off the
six again. It's getting too much rough.
Infringement. It wasn't even rocking fringing.

(01:16:29):
Wasn't it penalty if it's insidethe 20?
Inside the 40. It's the 40, yeah, 'cause there
was one the other day and I'm like, I thought that was in the
20, Yeah, fair enough. Pay a pass.
NRL draft, No, not into US, No. No Draft.
No. Wouldn't work, Australian sports
are starting to get. It works good in the AFL.
It wouldn't work. It's.
Becoming a thing. It's becoming a thing.

(01:16:50):
NBL talk about a draft I think too.
Yeah, no, not into it. Pass.
I could see how it. No.
What's the difference between a draft and a Calcutta?
Quite a bit. I'd rather an NRL Calcutta.
Go Calcutta. Go Calcutta.
Play with Calcutta. Money's playing for Melbourne
this year. He's just. 3,000,000 Cowboy.
For its season. Pale pass black footy boots,

(01:17:13):
obviously your. Yeah, I'm, I'm advocate for
this, definitely paying that, Yeah.
I've I've I can take it or leaveit.
I honestly don't care. I don't pay attention.
To How good is the black foot? You don't see it anymore.
I'll pay. I you don't see a black footy
boot anymore, They're all too and you have a seven, I've said
it before, 17 black footy boots.You've got job doers.

(01:17:35):
I'm passing pay or pass booking a wedding or milestone event in
September or on the 1st Sunday in October.
Yeah. Yeah, pass whatever it does.
Pass. For all the ladies out there
listening that you really want the perfect wedding now I'm
guilty of this because I had mine on the 1st of.
Spring, yes, you did. But it wasn't final series at.
The first of spring it wasn't, but we did watch the game.

(01:17:55):
Yeah, during the ceremony. Can we?
During the ceremony. September.
September's a bit sacred to don't plan an event.
Don't don't have a 50th. Or maybe you could have a 50th
in the backyard. That's not too bad, I guess.
I would. Extend an engagement party or a
wedding. It's not something you can't
watch for TV on to. The second Sunday in October as

(01:18:16):
well. That's Bathurst weekend with
that place. Yeah, either one of those.
Definitely September. September I think, is out.
The weather is usually not bad. You can take this, you can take
the Bathurst one, because if it's a wedding, you're gonna
still watch a full one or two days.
You'll you'll miss 10 laps and you're back.
Yeah, yeah, this is true. It's true.

(01:18:37):
OK, fair enough. It's like watching Test cricket.
Yeah, you've missed the whole middle session.
Come back. Oh, yeah?
Oh, they're forward, aren't you?Yeah, this is true.
OK, fair enough. Alright.
Yeah. But I'm passing on booking it at
that, yeah. Yeah, past, past.
Yeah, don't book it. Yeah, if you're in North
Queensland somewhere, June, July, that's that's, that's,
that's. That's Primo.
That's Primo. August.

(01:18:57):
June, July or December? October.
How good has the weather been inthe last two?
Weeks. Oh, it's been been.
Lovely. Did for work on the weekend.
Enough rain to keep everything great.
I heard it was great it. Was so good.
We wouldn't know. I didn't.
Just go out, no mad. Invite mad, invite pale, pass
double whiskeys anytime after five.
I wonder who? Wrote Hey.

(01:19:18):
I I think pay, pay. Let adults be adults with nanny
state we're living in. Pay No.
One's stopping you drinking. Oh, they're not.
They're stopping you. There's so many places you can't
get double S and you double whisk and stuff.
Yeah, yeah. You know, So let me be an adult.
You can buy a drink at the bar and pour it into a Panigan.
That's true. So why not just get Yeah.
But you know how shit it is? Like you're say you mean down

(01:19:41):
Paganess brothers, because I know this happens.
Yep, bunch of cocks. You'll be down there having a
drink and a punt or whatever andyou might have half a dozen of
years there and you're not intoxicated, but you've just
been going reasonable rowdy. And then come 9:00 or 10:00,
whatever. Yeah, right.
I will go up and grab another 6 drinks round.
Yep. Only one per person or two per

(01:20:03):
person. You've seen us here all day.
I'm going from the bar to. For four meters that yes, you'll
just give me the six fucking drinks.
You're not the concern, it's therowdy ones that are.
I'm aware of this, but horses for courses, no?
You can't. Sensibility.
Yeah, Blank. Nanny Nanny Star Double
Whiskey's After 5 maker. I'm off.

(01:20:25):
I'm off for double Whiskey's, but Nanny stay.
That's fine. That's Pale Pass for this week.
It's a little bit controversial,but pistol's gone the whole
controversial route tonight. It's a theme.
He really has. He really has.
Wait till next week when one of those games this week it happens
and we're completely up. And you're actually drinking
double. He's here.
I can't wait on the range NQ that's on Instagram or Facebook

(01:20:48):
and on YouTube. YouTube.
It's probably going to be this video.
Yep, it's a single camera. Good luck Billy.
Thanks Billy. That's that's all we can say.
I'm on Twitter and various othersocials.
XR Bob, that's pistol blazing, 2guns on the spot.
If you're gonna do one, this is the week to.
Do this is the week. We need the Cowboys climb.

(01:21:11):
We need This is the Week. For the team.
We need you to believe belong better.
Together, stronger as one. Hardy, yeah.
Hardy as one no. Fate, but what we make does
stuff. You put your double.
Up. That's right, double S after 5.
Double S after 5. Morgan, Holmes, Evans for
Fusion. Networks.
Head on over there for all your switches and your glitches.
And watching I do, brother, whenCowboy Mania runs wild on you,

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