Sudden Death

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Fusion Networks has left us alone in the office.
It's bleak, it's raining, it's warming up, and it's sudden
death. Welcome to ON the Ranch

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episode 208. Nice round Number Ish.
You can divide it by two at least.
Hi I'm Bob, find me at XR Bob onall the socials.
Find the guy across from me now.I'm a little disoriented tonight
but it is pistol blazing 2 guns.Yeah, it's been a while since

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I've sat on this side of the table.
It's it's I like it. I like it.
Yeah, where's Borg? I get punched shit out of him.
Get this I fixed the tables there's.
No, you did. There's no squeak.
That's nice, I can lean on it without a gun.
How long have they been here? Have I been saying fix the
table? Nothing.
No. And then?
Is that your screwdriver? That is my screwdriver.
Insulated too, yeah. 1000 Volt rating.

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Nice. Because I stick it into air.
Cons man. Yeah, fair play.
And just create more work for our good friend.
And it's my job. Billy's here.
Hello. Hello, Belly.
I'll vouch for Robbo, he was underneath the table turning
screws when I walked. In I was laying down.
I was I was turning something. Turning his eyelids.

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Look at the back of my eyelids alittle bit there.
I have to admit I'm on day 2 of my keto journey.
Oh, you didn't Keto. Yeah, I thought I'd give it a go
because having seen The Man is Not Here, Yeah, More 1 Morgan of
Fusion Network. The way to nothing.
Who is he has literally faded away that we can't see him
anymore. I think he's doing more than
just Kido. I think there's some supplement

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involved in all of that which. There's a lot of running
involved now too. There is, but he's he's looking.
Looks good. Horny.
He is looking good. And of course, Billy here has
been on it as well. And I've I've seen results from
many people. I thought I'd give it a chop.
I've been off it for a month or so, yeah, but but I haven't
gained, I haven't gained a kilo since I've gone back.
Perfect. That's that's that's all you

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need. Can you eat chicken on keto?
Yeah, absolutely. At KFC tonight for Christmas in
July 9 Piece of original recipe for 995 I.
Don't think the coating that they put on that is is very
keto, just quite. Yeah, you need to take all of
that off. Yeah, unfortunately.
And then it's not worth eating. Yeah, 'cause you lose all the
fat from the skin. Oh, and you also lose all the
the 11 herbs and spices. Yeah, exactly.

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Just a question. When you start keto, do you get
weird stomach cramps? Yep.
Good. I'm just I don't have cancer of
the stomach all of a sudden. Yeah, getting these weird
stomach cramps. And you might.
You might. Get constipated.
No, the other side of things. Oh.
Really. OK.
Yeah, you start, you start. One way or the other.
But you know, to put it in PG terms, it's interesting.

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Interesting yeah as well. But but your body should sort
itself out after a week or so. Oh oh.
That's easy. If you're doing keto,
incorporate, and I'm being serious here, go to the chemist
and get milk Thistle. Take one of them each day.
OK, I'll really detox and regenerate your internals a lot
better. Well, I started yesterday at 97

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1/2 kilos. We'll see where I get to.
Yeah, no. We'll keep everybody updated.
How long are you looking at? Oh, look, I don't know you're.
Doing 4 weeks minimum. Minimum. 26.
I'll be looking at. I was looking at 12.
Yeah, do a six week challenge first up because you don't want
to just dive into the head. I've done keto before, but any
feel like because I've done bootcamp challenges and stuff and
nutritional eating and all that sort of stuff.

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So you've got to cut away a lot of things, get your meal plans
and all that, but do it for six weeks, then have a break and
then go back to it again. I was pretty close to keto
anyway so for me it's not too much of an it's the extra.
Fat. It's the snacks.
Avocado snacks Avocado I've added to me bunches and and
mayonnaise. Almonds, some green apples, all
that sort of stuff. Not apples.

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Green apples are good for you. I probably are, but I don't
think they're keto. No, they're not.
No, too much, too much. Fructose Fructose.
Keto, paleo, whatever. Paleo, it's different again.
Anyway, send us a like, click onthe like, click on the
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You'll get us to 100 YouTube Subs.
What are we at now, Bill? I think we're at 95, yeah.
I like it. That's not bad.
That's not bad considering we don't promote it at all.
We don't promote the pod at all.At all we're Word of mouth 100.
Percent. We're organically grown.
We are. We have meetings at the start of
the year, we're gonna do everything good and we do 2 bits

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of fuck all. Two bits of, quite literally.
We still have to go and do kicking challenges and the
Bronco and all that sort of stuff.
Yeah, we'll transmit to organisers.
West August Enough. Yeah, I even went and got myself
some footy boots. From.
The op shop. Yeah, fair enough.
That's nothing wrong with that. I put them on in the op shop so
these will be good and then I'vetook them home and I haven't

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worn them since. Oh.
Look, at least you're prepared. Yeah, I wanna launch some
spiralling tops and shit like that.
Done Nothing. Well, well, look.
It was raining. It was raining.
You've been busy. Let's let's admit that there are
a good, oh, probably 50 minutes of extra chatter on the Patreon
this week. And if you go to patreon.com,

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look for On the Ranch. You'll find us and you can get
access to that. What did we cover tonight that
we've covered? The nostalgia.
Illuminati. Yeah, there's a lot of things.
We Yeah, it was good listening. That was probably gonna be a
better patriot. Nostalgia.
A bit of why Cricket Australia is suffering.
A bit of radio bandwidth. Translates into why the NRL

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suffering, or at least Queensland NRL or at least the
Cowboys. To an extent.
To a point. Yeah.
It could be one of the explanations.
Yeah. No, it's good.
Yeah. Alright.
Well, anyway, we've got speed pipes.
There are speed pipes? Yeah.
Is it better? One of them.
When I planned. Yeah.
Good. Thank you.
We, we we had. I won't say who it was, but
somebody had a big night on Thursday and submitted one too.

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Big was that a was a bit big and.
Forgot that they had submitted. It was that a Thursday?
Yeah, yeah. So we do this thing down the sea
view, it's it's a secret men's business, me boss and a couple
other mates and it's no girls allowed.
And you go down at 6:00 and you have rib and rump ribbon rum,
ribbon rum. That's all right.

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They have a couple of beers. You have your steak dinner.
And then after dinner, there's no more beers.
It's just rum or whiskey or spirits or something.
Just remind me not to get you around to do any work at my
place on a Friday, no? No, because we curfew it up at
about 10:00. So you've just had a couple?
Yeah, I'm like staggering blind.It sounded like it.

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Yeah, what? It was a bit late.
This swamp is a little longer. This is a secret men's business.
It sounds a bit like the Freemason.
Yeah, do that under wraps. Under wraps.
We'll talk about more of them, patron.
All right, First speak Pipe comes from Miko the Siko.
Siko, Miko and. The best part about Speak Pipe

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is that once you've played it once, if you go to play it
again, it doesn't play. Hey lads, is there someone there
on your team that could like turn up the audio volume or
something like that? Most of the time driving up and
down the gastric coast in the truck and sounds like you guys
start a whispering. That's paid a little.
Bit too much and I can't hear you and then you start laughing

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and it's really too loud and it's quite annoying because most
of the time I can't get to listen to the entire pod.
So just fix him up a little bit.Thanks Miko all.
Right, Miko? Miko is a good friend of the
pod, suffice to say. Actually coming down this
Friday, this second, touching upwith him, he's stand, stand over

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so. He's got a big birthday coming
up and we'll leave it there. But thanks, Miko, thanks for the
advice. Thanks for the suggestion.
I'll do what I can because it falls to me and now I'm going to
purposely be quiet and then layout just to piss you off in
your truck because no and. Mic volumes are up full, aren't
they? They're they're a little higher
right now than they normally are.

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We normally have them a little bit lower than that.
Sounds like a truck audio playing device issue, Miko.
Yeah, I would say so. Have you got your your phone
turned up, volume full? He's got to like sit on medium
and he's got the truck radio. Just now he's ranked, you know
he's got is one of those audio things on his phone that it
automatically adjusts the volume.
Or he's cut. Or just a shit truck.

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Yeah, the truck doesn't have Bluetooth at all.
It's he's got one of those old cigarette lighter things that
plugs in to create a Bluetooth into.
Yeah, he's got the, he's got thebill.
Don't knock the Buddy FM transmitter mate, that's just
the best $15 I've ever spent. FM transmitter.
I'm thinking the old, you know, you used to get the tape.
The cassette to put into your desk.

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Into the that plugs into the desk and it translates it to
tape for you. The old tape tech party hell.
All right, we've got another one.
Thanks, Migo. We've got another one.
This one has not been vetted. It's been submitted by MHE.
This would be good. Yeah, this would be good.
Just a thin. Hey guys, this is Morgan from

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Longer Ranch. Sorry I can't be there tonight,
I've had to come down to the lovely city Brisbane, heading
down to Byron Bay for a quick little wedding.
So I'm down for a couple days but I didn't want to leave our
amazing listeners without some sort of content so I thought I'd
quickly Chuck in a speed pipe. I've chucked in my free 2 Ones

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is a little bit of a tricky one because obviously when you come
off a loss, it's not very exciting to put something in.
I think we're going to do betteragainst the Dragons.
I think we have to. Otherwise I think some changes
are going to happen pretty quickly.
Now I've seen Pete put his multiin the lineup.
Look, I'm a bit concerned whenever the potential returns
are paying over $6000, you know,it's a bit of a tough shot.

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So. Look, I good luck.
That's all I can say. Good luck, I'll put my tips in
now. I did a joker last week and
basically cleaned up 7 from 8 I think I got so no complaints.
Now I'm storming up the ladder. Rob, I've got you in my sights.
You are in trouble son. So we're not too far away from
that. I think we're doing again what I
did last week. If I can hit seven or eight, I

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reckon we're going to be top tenbound.
So the Morgan climb is steadily in action.
Ladies and gentlemen, very happywith my tipping.
I've chucked a few questions in for the boys into the the sale
yards new segment we're doing ofI'll put a relevant 1 into me
because I got, I got a bloody old high car scam in Brisbane
today. So I hope, Rob, you read it out

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with the same enthusiasm and vigor that I put in when I write
the question. And if you edit out any of those
swear words, I'll be heavily disappointed.
All in all, happy that's. Pretty much all I got.
I hope you have a good run tonight.
Sorry I can't be there. And good luck and God bless a

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good luck. Go over Cowboys.
Hopefully we're on the Cowboys climb.
Thank you. See you later.
Set him away for a week and he finds a way to jam 2 minutes of
content into you. It's.
The most I've had him speak, I know in the last three years.
Does he ever shut up God? Get some gum Morgan for fucks
sake. Anyway, well, there he is.

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That's Morgan Holmes Evans. He is currently in Bruce Vegas
and it's not he. Says in Byron Bay.
He's going to Byron Bay, but Vibras Vegas.
All right, is he driving from Brizzy to Bosprint?
Mossprit, it's not a bad drive. How far is that so Crave flies?
No, actually no. All by Rd.
That'd be like 4 hours or so. No good asking me.
Yeah, I. Like a Townsville Cairns trip.

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Yeah, something like that, that's.
Right. I like that drive down the Gold
Coast. Yeah, down the down the
motorway, down there is. That the M1.
Sure. I think so.
Probably the Hume. Isn't that near Sydney?
The Hume. That's Sydney to Melbourne.
Well, there you go. So no, it's not that one.
And it wouldn't be the Marlboro stretch, obviously.
That's I doubt it. That's the Bruce Hwy.

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The Bruce, that's what I'm thinking.
That's the. Bruce that's where all the money
is going to go down in Melbourneanyway.
Good on him. What do you think?
Antics. He's going to get up to him,
Byron. Obviously a wedding, but do you
reckon there'll be a bit of magic mushroom and do you have
Angel dust or something? Even I know Morgan better than
that. Yeah, he's not really like that.
He'll be flat out having a four pack of Captain Morgan Udls.

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I don't think he'll even do that.
That's what I mean. He'll be flat out having that.
I think he'll be sticking to thevodka and ciders, just quietly.
Not even that he doesn't drink bugger all anymore.
Oh no, it's really good on him. It's terrible.
Like, credit to him. Disgusting.
Actually. You're doing Dry July too,
aren't you? Yeah.
How's that going for you? Yeah, good.
Nice. Yeah, I can't wait to house 3
bottles of wine on the 1st of August.

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Just. Do yourself a favor and just go
get a debatley 4 liter cast Cabernet Shiraz and just goon a
fortune the shit out of it. Debatley.
Debatley. I don't think that's how it's
pronounced. Yeah.
What do you call it Debatley? The de Botelli.
Is de Botelli? Yeah, that's what I used to
think, but it's actually Dubotli.
Is that right? So I've been told.

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Oh boy. Italian.
Boy, yeah, couple Italians, actually.
Is that right? OK, good to know.
But who knows? I don't.
I don't believe you. Who knows, like I'm Coventry but
the amount of times everyone pronounces the O as.
AU Coventry, Yeah, I've always said Coventry.
Yeah, I know it's. Coventry.
Yeah, yeah, you're getting Coventry.
Yeah, I'm aware. I'm not.

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I don't care. I'm not changing that after 30
years. I'm aware.
I know. But, you know, like, everyone's
got a different way of pronouncing their last name.
Like, yours is Hartley, but it could be Hartley.
Hartley, Yeah. It could be so Brisbane Airport,
Byron Bay, just a just a neat 2 hour drive down the coast.
It's all right, Yeah, but you'regoing through, you know, Beenley
Helensville Burley heads tween the.

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Weather the home of the great Reese Robson.
William Barr, Mullen, Bimby and yeah, anyway, that is that is
Morgan, Holmes, Evans. Thanks for that NRL round 20
review versus the Dolphins. I wanted to get this one out of
the way very quickly. Look, we started well, but it
was in Suncorp Stadium. It was Thursday night was so
long ago. It feels like it was last month.

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It does. It does feel like it kind of let
the team down. I didn't wear a Cowboys jersey
all day and I didn't drink out of me panicking.
I wasn't allowed to watch this game.
Is that wrong? Because because when I turned
the game on, we went to shit. So then I turned it off and I
said I can't do this. And then someone messaged me
saying we're having a comeback the very moment I turned it back
on again. All right, you're not allowed to

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watch any more games. That's just that's just the
ruling. Seven tries to 4 at least.
Muz got over twice. Scotty Drink water and Tommy
Deardon and 4 from 4 from ScottyDrink Water.
There must have been on the lefthand side.
Were they? Yeah, they would have been.
Anyway, the dolphins ran away with it.

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We came back. We had a come back.
Second Tribe by Avarillo. Cows were attacking their line
in a poor pass to pour those legs, and he kicks it and
dolphins run the field. Yeah, we, we, we shot ourselves
in the foot. We we, we were perched on their
goal line for a good ten straight set or not straight
sets, but we were we were entrenched in their 20, couldn't

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crack and then just line break hammer score.
Yeah, that, yeah, what I did watch was them run straight
through US, like literally straight through like tissue
paper. That's why I turned it off.
I said I cannot sit here and just watch them just hit, hit
our line and just go through it,offload, pass.
Yeah, try. It's just.
There was a very average rate. It was in defence.

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Disgusting. Like poured drinkies out of hide
and like they just run through. Yeah, and you've got a three on
one. Whoever's the ballplayer is,
he's got someone outside him andHammer just basically walking in
quick sand. Yep.
And just what does he do? You're like.
God, you don't make a choice. It just, it doesn't matter what

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choice you make, it's going to be the wrong.
One, it's going to be good here.Credit to Dearden, he at least
chased down when they got those breakaways.
Yeah, he looked to be the only one, unfortunately.
Oh, actually, no, I take that back.
Burns he chased as. Burns and someone else chased.
I might have even been Purdue chased when that on that ever a
low break there was at least three who were catching too.

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Yeah, an extra 10 metres that had got him, but yeah, is what
it was. But.
You know, if that, if that's a decent ball, Paula might get
tackled out or he might be able to pass it in, but you know,
he's they've passed to his feet.I mean, he probably could have
done better than what he did. And that was 6 all at the time
and that was 12/6. All right, OK.
It's 12/6 and then just line breaks and you go she's 24/6 at

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half time. Yeah, 24/6 at half time, but we
came back in the second-half. We did gave it a good run.
I think it was 2436 or somethingat one point and there were 20
minutes left or something. Yeah.
And I thought, we're on like there's a chance.
It was 3624 with about 13 to go.I was at the CV and I said to
order this will be 3620430634. You watch this and cows are on

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the attack. And then I was like holy shit,
you might be right here. And no.
Yeah, just a bit of execution towards the end that heard him,
I think. I did have shades.
I had flashbacks to when they put 58 on us up here and the way
we've been defending lately and the way the Dolphins were
blitzing. I had a little double at Satan

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at halftime 24/6 and I saw dolphins are still 151 to one at
51 plus. I thought it's only 10 bucks to
win 1500. So I did go against just at 9010
and then they've scored twice after half time and I'm there
with with Bordeaux and Premium Blaze and we go shit pistol.
It's 36 six with 34 minutes to go.

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You could get this. I said I don't want to get it
right, but at least it's a silver and then.
Fairly even in terms of errors. I don't think, though to me the
Dolphins weren't great, certainly not the first half.
No, they they had a lot of drop ball as well.
Yeah. And they just we didn't
capitalize on they. Just ran through US.
They weren't, yeah, they weren'tlike there's wrap around plays

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or there's beautiful ball or whatever.
Like it was just turn styles. There was a distinct lack of
cohesion. Yeah, on pretty much both sides,
but especially that's sort of the right edge defence.
And I don't know if you know, it's been covered by plenty of
other people. There's there's people running
in when they should be running out.
Yep. But he Burns.
Burns, who I rate as a pretty good player, was jamming up too

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much. Yeah.
And I don't class him as an inexperienced player, but he was
making some inexperienced like he was completely disconnected
from the people inside of him. So.
Paulo is like, I don't know, we'd look a lot better with
who'd we have we had drink yet? One Mazon, one wing.
We had burns and labor in the centers and Paulo on the wing

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and Purdue at six. Geez, we would have looked a lot
better with Duffy at six, Burns on the wing and Purdue and Labor
in centers. Potentially, yeah, looked a.
Shit load better. It still like that Dolphins
first tried Yeah, ran straight past Perdy like he's.
It still pains me that Duffy didn't get much.
Yeah, like he had two games and got thrown in that absolute deep

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end. Obviously he was good in
training. Yep.
In the lead up to beat the othertwo and then just got deep
ended. Yeah.
Anyway, we'll see how it goes. There are a few.
Doesn't help Tom McHale going off first, like he's been a good
forward for us and you know, he gets his crack at start and then
comes off injured and doesn't come back home.

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And then I think we had, was it?Did Maz do a hammy?
Yeah, Maz went off with a hammy.Hammy or a quad?
He's just He's 57. After his second try and we're
coming back in and then he's then put off again.
Like fuck, he's just been out for three or four weeks with a
hammy. Yeah, yeah.
I don't know if it's hammy or. Quad.
Whatever, whatever. It was, I think you're right, it
was Hammy. He was reaching for that one
Scores. Eight points with two tries and

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then doesn't have me. That's just it seems to be
happening with us lately. Soft tissue injuries in the
lower. This season you just like, I
know he's only one player, but. But he's not the.
He's. Injured list?
That's massive. Bateman, Clifford McClain,
Tamalala. Obviously like we don't go well
when when Tomalala is not playing.
Sam Mcintyre's been huge. He's out for a calf until around

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23. Mchaley now.
Murray, Telangi, we don't know he's TBC, we don't know when
he's coming back. Vailea his.
Sammy Valame and Sammy Jaw Sammywas fit this year.
Was it a broken jaw? Must have been.
Must have been. Like if Sammy wasn't injured,
there's an experienced winger. Tom's waiting for us, yeah.
Chester's, I mean, he's not experienced, but he was a gun.
Yeah, and he's your 14, he's your, he's your spark.

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And. Obviously Helen Lukie, who is a
solid second rower and just he'shad absolutely zero luck.
I really do hope this is the last of his injuries for his
sake. Or he's gonna he's gonna end up
like Mitch Dunn. Well, didn't, didn't Reuben
Cotter have double ACL injuries and.
Yeah, he had two or three. ACL is not on the same leg.
I think he's done both sides. Tate had four.

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Yeah, Tate, he had four and lookhow he moved after all that so
obviously. He came back and played Origin,
yes. Yes.
So we're, we're not, it's not like we're not really not
putting a line through him. Like he's, he's definitely got
the opportunity to come back andRIP and tear.
Yeah. Just can you, can you click on
them from there? I just want to see and just go

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Scroll down 2001. So we'll see 24.
Yeah. This is Helen Lukey.
So he's only 24, Like he's got adecade still potentially left in
him without any dramas. And could I reckon he could
play. He's only 103 kilos.
That seems light for a second. Yeah.
But 103 muscle? Yeah, yeah, he's quick.
He's. Tall too.
Yeah, 195. That's why he looks scrawny on

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the field. Same with Bateman, you know,
like, yeah, he adds Marcel in defense, he could he.
Tightens. Yeah, he tightens an edge.
The only problem I have with Bateman, he was a bit of a
handbraking attack, but I think that's the whole team, it's not
just. It's not just him.
So that's a massive injury. What's that?
What's that, 8, 11:00 That's eleven players, First grade

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players out. Yeah.
And we're expected to be like any team.
You take 11 of the 1st grade players out.
And not just one week they've been healthy stints on the
sidelines. Yeah, and it's and not all the
same time, so it's not like the rest of the team has had.
Yeah, yeah. Cohesion for a month, like,
yeah, Murray Telangi comes back and then does he tell me?
So now someone else has to step in that position that none of

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that helps. And I know that and we're trying
to find excuses, but. Mars makes our team a lot
better. Like when he's there, like you
don't realise what you've got till it's gone, and when he's
being out you go. Mars wouldn't have done that.
Mars would have made 200 metres.Mars would have made these hard
carries. Mars would have scored that.
Just the carry backs, the ball returns.
Yeah, defensive reads. Murray Telanga could fit.

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He could put a hit on. Yeah.
And he saved. How many tries have he has he
saved like last year even even when we weren't going well,
Jordan McClain, I I know people say slowing down and he is
retiring at the end of the season, but he was still solid.
Like they couldn't put him down.Meter reading like just yeah,
putting us on a front foot. And well, Tamalala has had the

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string of injuries. It's it's a massive injury at
least that that's not the only issues, but there's other
issues. But any team you take out 11 of
their top one players, there's gonna be problems.
Yeah, well, they are all starters.
Yeah, they're literally all starting players.
Yep. Yeah, so.
Maybe not Chester. Chester might be a 14, but other
than that that's they're they'reall starters.

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Chester did start life, it was towards the end of last year.
Was starting on the wing or Senna?
No. Sure he did.
He was injured towards the end of our season.
Maybe it's the year before, I don't know.
Whenever it was, I remember him starting.
Maybe he didn't start. I've got started.
Memory a few times at fall back when Drinky was suspended.
Yep, Yep. That's it.
That's what I'm thinking of. And he was solid.
Yeah, things aren't. But if.

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But if things aren't shiny in the state of Kansas, that's not
the right, it's not the right phrase to go like whatever I'm
running with it. But the show goes on, and as I
alluded to earlier in the the Patreon, for any $2.50 a week,
it's two bits of stuff. Or really, when you think about
it, helps keep the lights on forthose playing along at home.

(24:22):
That's Patreon membership for those who couldn't keep up with
that. We are now into sudden death.
You alluded to it Ian Trailer. We stick with us cowboy fans
because we win this week. We travel to sharks.
We win there we travel to Parramatta we win there we come
back home. That's when the next four
straight yeah and look you only have to make eight spot this

(24:44):
well you only have to make eightspot any year this year it.
Could be anybody. 'S it's it's like Raiders are in
the box seat for my for mine. Clearly Raiders are trade is a
box seat but anyone in the 8 canwin this comp this year.
This is true, 100% true. 32 onesfor the game against the
Dolphins. We'll read out Morgan's first
because he's not here and we canjust make it up.

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But he did put 32 ones in there.He got three points to Tommy.
Didn't as you do no notes. So that's handy.
Two points for the sugar glider Hamas and rightly so.
Unfortunate that he's carrying the injury now and one point for
big Griffin name who he's solid and he can bend the line, but
he's just got just got an error in him.

(25:27):
He still does and we're on the line too.
When when it was 3034 to 24, we're on the line and just
coughs it. Up, yeah, didn't go well.
I went three points for Scotty. Drink water.
He he's everywhere and nowhere. It's just he's doing what he
can. There's only so much a fullback
can do. That was a good try he scored.

(25:48):
Yeah, just yeah. Boom, straight into a gap and
just ran away. He can do that.
That's how good he is. Murray Talangi for for two
points for the same reason as everyone else, for the sugar
gliding, and one point for TommyDearden, who he could have
gotten two or three. But you've just starting to set
a standard. Yeah, poor like Tamil.
I did it. And then we were giving him

(26:09):
points because he would set a standard.
Now Tom Dearden, who's for me, stand out.
Our best player and living proofthat no one player can pull you
out of the shit. Yeah, yeah.
There's only so much the little fella can do.
He's going to be the Australian halfback.
He's doing the he's. Doing the He's doing the reverse
Cleary at the moment. Dominating Origin but not

(26:31):
winning his club games, no. That's right.
Yeah. Not the greatest accolade, is it
Pistol? Yeah, I went the deer for three.
He's you just mentioned he's heart and soul.
He's scored a try. Was always trying to tank, was
always trying to set something up.
Didn't have his lead runners coming in underneath him when he
needed him. I went two points for the Griff.
Yeah, he might have made an error, but jeez, he's been I

(26:54):
mean last week and this week hasbeen his best too.
Like he's running with purpose and cart it up and I went one
point for the Mars or they goingoff with a hammy.
He offered while he was on the field.
He offered a fair chunk and justhis finishes and you miss him.
Honourable mentions. I went the drink and the burns.
Yeah, Burns, Burns. Apart from that disjointed

(27:14):
defence, he was all right. But again, that disjointed
defence is across the park. So yeah, that's not down to one
player. Thanks for your input.
We turn to round 21, and as mentioned, it's sudden death
from here on out. Oh.
Hang on, just while you're on that.
On moved on. The NRL W the ladies, did you
see their yeah their try celebrations with the Coldplay?

(27:37):
Then Yeah, Alright, yeah, the old Coldplay.
That's yeah round. Oh look, we'll we'll cover the
like cover off the ladies. They had a good win against the
Sharks. It was a good win did.
You say that big hit. In Sydney, yeah, they say Barnou
put on the big hit that is that is made the highlight reels
absolutely rocked her and of legit tackle like it wasn't just

(27:58):
a wasn't just a shoulder charge or anything that was.
She is built like a brick shithouse like that would not
have tickled. Absolutely that was it was a
good game come back with the Trident, Jasmine Peters right so
well with 20 to go, but then held on, held on to win 1614
against the Sharks who are no slouches.

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So that was a good win for the girls and they they come back to
Townsville to play this Saturdaynight.
The men are on Friday night, the25th of July at 6:00 PM at QCB
Stadium taking on the dog, the Dragons and this one's shaving
up to be a bit of a thriller. The Cowboys team has had a

(28:41):
little bit of a shake up, for better or for worse.
Why is he Scotty? Drink water in fullback?
Rob Darby on the wing in #2 Jackson Purdy back to centre.
I think that's a good move. Zackie Labour at 4.
Braden Burns at 5. Let's hope that combo starts
working together this week. Tom Duffy makes his return at
5:00. Eight.
Say his name and he'll appear. Friend of the Pod and Tommy

(29:05):
Dean, of course. The heart and soul of North
Queensland Cowboys running out in #7 as captain.
Harrison Edwards, Reese Robson, Griff name.
John Bateman is back good. Jeremiah Nanae and Ruben Cotter
at Locke, which I think is a good place for him.
And then off the bench we've gotCarl Lawton.
I like to see that. Caden Lars, Kai O'Donnell and

(29:26):
the big Cohen Hess starting off the bench.
I think that's a good bench. I like it.
Carl Lawton has a little bit of a utility that is that is handy.
Caden Lars has been bench. Lars was good last week and
quite, but he's solid. He's young, but he is running
like a big, big Papa. You can see his a little bit of
his dad and yeah, when he's out there.
So that's pretty good. But Tom big, Tom Duffy like.

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I'm biased being a cowboy, but on paper that's that's a top
eight team every day of the week.
It totally should be. A lot of people agree with you.
Yeah. And then a lot of people also
ask the same question as us as what's going on.
Yeah. You know, we, I alluded earlier
like we should have beaten the Storm.
We're the better team there. We should have beaten the Dogs.
We're the better team there. And we shouldn't have let

(30:10):
Dolphins get into what they did,but they did.
But we should have still won that game.
We were we were coming home witha wet Sir, there's six points.
You suddenly sit 9th or 8 there anyway, like you're just.
But instead we're not. It seems we've got our attack,
we can make points again, not tothe extent that we were
previously, but it's coming back.
But the defence is still lettingus down.

(30:30):
We're just letting coming out totoo much of A lead and there's
still not that resilience when we drop a ball.
Yeah, they don't seem to be ableto defend that.
We drop a ball inside our own half.
It is a lottery if we defend it.Yep, the Dragons are big.
Guffo, King Guffo lining up at fullback.
Tyrell Sloan, Moses Sully, Matthew Fagi, Corey Allen.

(30:54):
Here we go. Lycan King Togaya.
It's interesting. Togia.
Is it OK? Very good.
Carl Flanagan. Emery Gula in at prop.
Isn't isn't he isn't ex cowboy, isn't he?
No, I'm sure I know that name from somewhere.
Damien Cook at hooker. Dave Clamour.
Luciana Le Lui. He's an ex cowboy.
Jaden Sewer and Jack de Balon. Off the bench.

(31:15):
They've got Jacob Little Brake, Laura Blake, Laurie, Hamish
Stewart and Michael Molo. You think Val's dirty, like he
injured himself before having a return match up.
He he sees and you know Val. Yeah, yeah.
I don't know if he's dirty. I don't know if how he feels
about leaving. Yeah, you're right.
Emery was at the Raiders. I don't know why I thought he

(31:36):
was here. Maybe it's that name.
It's an unusual name. Stands out so Amy.
Stewart for the Dragons is a bitof a quiet achiever.
He's a gun. I rate Hamish Stewart.
Yeah, there's a few quiet ones there, and if you go, geez,
there's some Pacific names, Alpha in their reserves that I'm
not even going to attempt. Nick Sogranis, Ben Murdoch,
Masila. Oh, serious.

(31:58):
OK, look at you guy. Lokay, Pacific Cat Tonga and
Jacob Hellinger Ho. Yeah, you've been.
You're all over it, my friend. Well done.
But that's Cowboys versus Dragons on Friday nights and
then and. Then the Eddis Smith.
Have I got that prowess correctly?
And then on Saturday afternoon at 5:15, the Cowboys girls take
on the Raiders women at QCB, at also at QCB.

(32:22):
And then I believe straight after that.
Standalone game this season I. Think could be right there
straight after that. I believe it's Hilltop Hoods.
Yeah, Hoods are at 9:00 start, but Brad Cox is at 2:30.
And that's at the back. I think they call it Central
Park. Yeah, yeah, it's in between the
stadium and the city. Oh, that.
Is that does that get sold out? Like can you just buy a ticket

(32:45):
on the door I've. Got no idea mate, I've.
Like I'm assuming it's a huge crowd festival, like you'd be
able to just get in and you might not have front row mosh
pit but surely you could still go to it?
I can't say why not. If a person like me doesn't have
tickets. I think you're looking at about
4 to 5000 people is about the capacity of central.
Park is a ticket for that event.We don't.
Have no idea, I have not looked it up.
I'll leave you to look that up, and I will drunk too.

(33:08):
So Robert's gone to take a hey, diddle diddle, and you're left
with the bill and Pete Shay now.And so we're just looking up
tickets for this party in the inthe street for the Townsville on
Saturday. It's a good little line up
there, though. I was reading through the other
day, William, I'm keen on going to the 230 screening of Brad
Cox. Oh, 120.

(33:30):
But I do want to go to Hilltop at 9:00 PM.
Yeah, I mean, I think Hilltops, the band that I've seen the most
times here in Townsville. Yeah, I've seen him at the
Supercars twice, but I wouldn't mind going to see the DMA's.
That would be pretty cool. Yeah, in Harts Way, could be.
I don't know any In Harts Way songs, but I'm pretty sure

(33:50):
they're heavy metal. And I don't mind a bit of heavy
metal, but. Not a bad little festival. 12
till 10, take a little flask in with you.
I mean, no, we definitely wouldn't do that.
No, you'd bury it in the grass. But the weekend before?
Yeah, yeah, but did you see thatpoke with the forex pitter?
No. He went to game three origin in

(34:11):
Queensland and he's like, I justwant to drink like the best beer
and forex bit is the best beer and this and he does this vlog
and I'm watching it count. What the fuck was the point in
any of that? So he goes yet home Bush the day
before buries his forex bitter can pin drops his location so
that when he comes out of the Uber or whatever, he goes to his
location, grabs his can, cracks it and drinks it on the way into

(34:34):
the state. You could have just taken that
out of your hotel because he he put a cup of cans in his on
luggage or whatever, put him in the fridge when he got into
Sydney. You, you didn't have to bury
that. You could have just taken it in
you with you in the cab or the Uber or whatever.
Like you did not have to go to all that extent to piss fart
around with burying a can beforethe game.
I definitely remember hearing a story when grooving the moo used

(34:56):
to get played at the cricket field there at Murray.
Yeah, but people would go there the weekend prior and bury their
goodies. Oh true.
And then? Like in the irrigation pit
something. Somewhere in the garden or
somewhere in there. And then they'd go find their
goodies when they went back intothe stadium.
Yeah, right into the event. Into the event.
Yeah. Yeah.
Not the worst idea, but Gee. I imagine how you'd be if

(35:18):
security catches you, dig in a hole somewhere.
Yeah. What are you doing mate?
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, as long as you've got Hive
Viz on, you say I'm just here tofix your.
Yeah, you just say you're part of the committee.
Wear your Hive viz shirt and ladder.
Yeah, and a ladder. Yeah, a ladder.
Get someone, anywhere someone hold a clipboard.
And have a clipboard. I guess so for this on the
weekend, I'll I'll take the clipboard.

(35:40):
You've got a ladder. Both both wear hive viz shirts.
We're part of the committee straight through.
Yeah, straight on in. Yeah, we got some rigging that
apparently someone told us about.
There's a light faulted on it. Oh, no, nothing.
Yeah, well, we're here. We've got to still check it out.
I've got to tick this job off tomake sure I've made safe.
That's right and. Then you come.
Especially if you say it's something to do with safety.

(36:02):
They won't. They won't hold you back.
Yeah, look. Well, this, I've got work order
137241. Like fuck, I need to do my job.
What? Was that work this?
Is this is this is a safety issue?
I've got to do a make safe even if you say it's not right, but
I've still got to actually sign off on this.
Is my license on the line? I don't care if you get paid
$45.00 an hour security guard, but I'm not going to jail for
this. So let me the fuck in and then

(36:25):
rips off this. You know, I've been that.
Yeah, but and then you can sell your pills.
I mean, sorry and. Then you can sell your pills.
Jeez, I just took a dark turn. But it's saying there that One
St. One Day is anticipated to bring
up to 10,000 music lovers together in this vibrant town to
celebrate an energetic bill of homegrown music talent.

(36:45):
So up to 10,000 also includes 0.Yeah.
They don't say between 7:00. 10,010 thousand people in that
area would be unreal. Where is Saunders St.
That's not happening. Saunders St.
Is also Dean Street or so, yeah.Oh is it near Tully street off
Boundary street? Is it that park?

(37:06):
No, no, no, no. Near tally Central Park.
Central Park is, you know where you do the Stampede?
Yeah, on the boardwalk. Yeah, that's Central Park.
Oh, so near the Townsville. The Townsville sign.
Oh yeah, right. Yeah.
So it looks like Saunders St. goes from Maury St. and then it
goes to the Ross Island and thatlittle section of that of the
road is Saunders St. That actual Rd.
We call it N Ward Rd. But it is Saunders St.

(37:29):
Dean St., Denham St. Goes into.
Bundock St. Bundock, Yeah.
Then it's Gulliver St. No, Hugh St.
Gulliver St. And then it's O'Reilly St. and
it starts on Burt St. Yeah, at Appland's we're.
They're a yeah, yeah. It does the big looper right
around and then it used to terminate at the end of Abbott
Street when it used to just ploponto the Bruce Hwy.

(37:52):
But now that they've changed that overpass.
Yeah, it continues. Technically you can.
You can not turn off that road and you'll drive straight to
Brisbane. From O'Reilly St., that is.
That's true. Yes.
Did you go to these Bucks party?Probably like where we did a
walking pub crawl from the Ross Island in that S Townsville
area. From the Ross Island.
Yeah, I'm. I'm just thinking is that was

(38:12):
that down to what's the one thatyou that burnt down?
It was right. Yeah, the Vic.
Victoria, did we go down to there?
Yeah, that's not a very. That's not a lot of pubs.
We went no, no. So you got this one I've done.
You want to do it again? Do you want to do an on the
Ranch pub crawl walk one day? And we start at the Ross Island
on a Saturday, maybe lunchtime. What if we go the other way?
We end up at the game. No, that could be that.

(38:32):
That's one of the most smartest things you've ever come across
with my boy. So we start down at the
Victoria. No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. We'll still start at the right
side. The Victoria's no longer there,
but we'll walk up to the Commonwealth.
The Commonwealth, Yeah, Do the Bellevue.
Yeah. And then?
That one. Sneak in the back way of Palmer
St., the tie in the Metropole, Tiny Mountain, the Aussie, the

(38:57):
Shamrock, whatever that one's now called.
Divert to the Shamrock Empire's shut down at the moment.
Empire's shut down. Yeah.
Yeah. So hang on.
So Palmer St. and it's got Metropole.
Yeah. You've got the Shamrock.
You've got. Is it the Crown, that place that
the crown used to be? Is that open for something else
nowadays? That was the metro.
I think they're looking for someone to open a bowl or

(39:18):
something open there. But either way, you'll have
Metropole, you'll have 20 Minute, you'll have the
Shamrock, you'll have the Aussie.
That's plenty. Chuck in the Ross Isle and the
Commie and the Bellevue. And end up at the game.
And end up at the game. And then after the game.
Molly Malone. Well, it's well, you end up at
Molly Malone's, but you after the game you go to the Cowboys
Leagues Club. Yeah, to then club and then to

(39:39):
the brewery. To the brewery.
To then Molly's because we don'tneed to go into oh, maybe
monsoons for. One, I don't think you need to
go anywhere after no, probably tiny mountain actually, but.
Yeah, you want to do that one day.
Sure, sign me up. And the end of season trip, it's
just end of season pub crawl. It's just and whoever wants to
join us at each pub, come along.Give this night.

(40:01):
Now if Cowboys season is still alive on round 26, which is the
Broncos game. Which is, oh God, that is not a
good time to be out in that town.
That's going to be a sell out. Regardless, it's a 730 kick off
on Saturday night. We meet up at the Ross Island at
11 AM Oh Jesus. And.
We do that same loop. There's a bit of walking
involved, so at least you're working.

(40:23):
A bit of walking involved. You don't think no one's taken a
roadie between each place? Yeah.
I didn't say we're not, but I'm not saying you're walking off
the beer, but it gets the heart.It still keeps it going.
Yeah. If our season is alive, let's
say this because we get a boy inround 27, right?
Correct. If by round 26, the equation is
since we get a bonus 2 points inround 27.

(40:45):
Hey, Peyton, you've caught fire.Your team's going great.
Win tonight. You know you're playing finals
for sure. Yeah, I know.
Yeah, we've got Big Brother Bah Bah Bah.
So if it's like that pub crawl round 26.
What if it's not like that? When do we do the?
When do we do the pub crawl? It's gonna have to be somewhere.
Well then, well then we do it onthe bye week because we're
already on Mad Monday. And no one's gonna be in town.

(41:08):
Is gonna be in town. So it's gonna be, that's how
it's. Gonna be great.
So it's either busy as shit. Yeah, or nobody or the person
that's selling tumbleweeds is making a killing.
All right, fans, those listeners, viewers, which one do
you reckons? Do we do we do it on the Cowboys
night? Sorry, the Broncos night.
I don't think you get tickets anymore, isn't.
It no, you probably won't get it.

(41:29):
Probably sold out, but you know,we could watch it.
We could walk right up to Objs and watch it there.
Too far? No, Hang on, what's around 24?
We got a Saturday night game somewhere.
I don't think it's at home, no. I can.
I can see myself just getting stuck at the Bellevue.
Yeah, yeah, Bet it. Beer on tap?
Yeah. Yeah, that could happen as well.
I do love the Bellevue, it's a nice, nice little pub.

(41:51):
What do we reckon that Ross Island to the Commie, That's the
Commie would be the first pub inwalking.
The Bellevue would be closer, but then you, but then you could
walk up to the commie then yeah,you have to.
Walk. You've got it.
You're covering double distance.That's fine if you it's all
within walking distance. If you walk Ross Island to the
commie and you cause the Ross Island has a bottle though and
you take maybe two or one totally.

(42:14):
It's early, you don't want to beknocking yourself around early.
Yeah, but you don't want to be nothing on that, that long
stretch, that's the longest. Stretch, you also don't want to
be needing to visit the little boys room.
Now will you piss before you leave the Ross Island?
No, you don't break the seal. That's worse.
If you break the seal and you have to take two roadies then
you might potentially have to pistol.
I mean, I'll just piss in someone's front yard.

(42:35):
Yeah, so you wouldn't be the first.
It is South Town. But we could also pull into the
Aragon kebab shop and load up. That could be larger.
Yeah, well that get Ross Island 1st and then get some lunch at
the kebab shop and then and thenyou're good home and.
Host And if we do it in reverse,that could be your late night.
End of night, you could have a kebab.
They close, They close. Early route, yeah, yeah, but no

(42:58):
late night lamps. Switches there.
That's what I was thinking aboutthe late night lamps.
But but the one over next to Rambutan, right?
Yeah. Yeah, that's busy as shit after
11:00 PM on any night. Never alone.
A Broncos night? That's a shock.
That's a four hour wait on a Bronco night.
What are they building next to the old bullies?
There's a new structure going inthere.

(43:18):
I think isn't that the boardwalkstill proceed?
No, the bullies. Next to bullies.
Oh, they're refurb and all that.Yeah, I know Bullies is getting
refurbed. That looks like a ghost down in
there. Yeah, inside's been gutted, but
next to it they're actually building where Brophy's dog
stand used to be. They're actually building Thing
I. Think they're doing like an

(43:39):
apartment block style of boutique bars.
All right, I was going to say you wouldn't want to.
Like level 1 might be a jazz bar, level 2 might be.
Is that it? I think, yeah.
OK, interesting. Isn't it?
Isn't it when they are a concept?
When they open up bullies again,isn't it going to be into?
Your face in the water. Yeah, yeah.
So you enter from the wrong side.

(43:59):
Yeah, from where you used to have all your fights back in the
day. Yeah, this is all down near
Molly's, where there are no fights, $15 crumb steak on a
Tuesday, $20 beer and burger on a Wednesday, as well as this
week. It is big dogs comedy.
Yeah, Tonight as you listen to this, Sam George Simon.
Cheers. Liam McMahon, Tim Axton, Remo in

(44:20):
DC and Vish Apartment. Are we going to that tomorrow?
Night that correctly tickets available by humanitics and I
believe all proceeds go to Angelpause Yeah it's not just it's
not just I think it's everything.
Every, every ticket sale goes tosupport Angel Pause, so it's a
good, I like it, good charity good.

(44:42):
Get on board, get on down for some comedy.
This happens. This is the once a month Yeah,
restructured comedy night at Molly Malone's.
Actually ran into the lovely Colin yesterday.
Did you? Just in the middle of the mall
at the old Peddler project down there having a coffee.
Was he having a vape? Look not inside, I don't know if

(45:03):
you can vape within. Was he wearing his big hipster
Coke bottle glasses? No, no, he.
Wasn't How did he? See, he was in his, he was in a
very plain black shirt and he was looked like he was having a
business meeting. So I didn't want to interrupt
too much, but I said good day, good day, Cole.
There you go. Didn't have all his shirt
buttons undone. No, it wasn't.
It wasn't. That's how he normally rocks the

(45:25):
fight. But no, it was a it was a he
actually looked well presented, brushed his hair even.
I don't think he has. To No, he doesn't.
He's got one of the best set of hairs in Townsville.
It's. Disgusting.
Has he had a haircut since we'veseen him all it?
Didn't look like it. Or a shave, just quietly.
Oh so. He's a good lad.
He's a dude. He's a dude.
He is a he's good for a chat. Definitely like to bump into him

(45:47):
if I run out for a smoke at a game.
I know exactly where he stands so go over and say good day
every. Time actually towel on the
shoulder. He always says to me like I
don't understand PD how you havebartenders or you have
hospitality workers in towns forPD that don't have a tea towel
on their shoulder. It is so much easier.
Like you could just clean up mess.

(46:09):
It's already there. It's it's good to go.
You look more professional. You look like you're doing
business, PD. I think everyone needs to have a
tea towel on their shoulder. Sound just like him, I.
Was trying to do my best cold it's.
Not far off a goal, anyway, thatis.
Yeah, come back, Carl. Come back, Carl, you could have
come tonight. We got to stay on mic.

(46:31):
Wonder if that throws the algorithm off if I.
Maybe it could? It's annoying as hell for people
listening in, but anyway, that'sas much as much as the good and
bad, the ugly as we can do. All thanks to Fusion Networks.
This is Pistol's multi. If Mika hated it soft and loud
before, he's gonna love you withthat going up.
Big guy, big guy, turn up the volume.

(46:52):
I'm gonna whisper for a little. Bit All right, so pistols multi
this week. I'm going off a whim here like I
said. Just for the first time.
Yeah, now, well, I said the other week that round 21 will be
when I do my second joker, OK, because I I crunched some
numbers. I looked into it about four
weeks in advance of it. This isn't.
This isn't tipping. This is just a small.

(47:12):
Yeah, I'm aware, I'm aware. But I've Gourmi Joker in this
week because I'm confident and Ireckon that most people are
going to do these tips as well in their straight up head to
head. Maybe.
Now if you were to do this as a head to head and I didn't want
to put the Broncos in because you know, I don't want to tip
Broncos, but I'm pretty sure they're going to be Parramatta.
But I left that leg out. Even if you put that Broncos egg

(47:35):
in, it's like 9 bucks to 1 and you had to tip a perfect round.
Whoopty freaking Doo. They're here to make bank.
So I'm going on the bikes of I'mtipping a perfect round with my
with my joker, but I'm going at the line bet and I'm adding the
lions in as well. Oh God, yeah, So the lions to
win against the Suns. It's Q clash.

(47:55):
Jeez. Yeah, Lions.
Lions are going good. At the Gabatoire.
At at the Corrara or Metcon or whatever.
That is not a good hunting ground for the lions.
No, no, we'll be right. We'll be right.
They are $1.61. Yeah, Power played $2.61.
They're doing good, so everything's at the line.
So I've got the Storm to win. They're at a -, 3 1/2 Cowboys to

(48:17):
win -4 1/2 start. The Eels to beat the Broncos,
but they've got a + 13 1/2 start.
Well, that yeah, not beat them, but stay within 13.
Yeah, if they if they lose by 13, we still win.
Yeah. Warriors to beat the Titans with
a -11 1/2 start at home at MountSmart or what's it called now?
That's one idea. Go media.

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That's easy. You'd think that's happening.
I can that put 50 on. Panthers at home to beat the
Tigers with a -, 13. Like they put 50 onto.
Sharks at the line. Can't remember who the Sharks
are playing who they got this big.
Some suckful team, Not yet, right?
Sharks to beat the Rabbits with a -13 1/2, Raiders to do the
Knights with a -14 1/2 and the Dogs to beat Manly with a -, 3

(49:03):
1/2. That one could upset you.
Could but won't. And the first and last legs
could upset you there. Could, but This is why we we, we
go all in now. Power played.
That is $331.74 to one. We've got 20 on it, $6634.89.

(49:23):
Now I'm understanding Morgan's speed pipe.
Well. Morgan that's nine legs and
look, anything could happen. One of these has gotta win
eventually. It has to look this is.
For the price of four cups of coffee like you could take home,
6 1/2. Grand like I said, if you were
to put that on and and not have the Eels in there and you put
Broncos because we all probably know Broncos probably win the

(49:46):
pricks, but Para know how to do an upset against the Bronx.
Yeah, it was paying 8 bucks Robs.
Yeah, yeah. And you had.
And that's not even with the lions in it.
You had to get 8 a perfect eightfor 8 bucks.
Yeah, no, we're. Not here to win 160.
We're here to win 6 1/2 grand. Anyway, that's nine legs for
pistols multi, all thanks to Fusion networks.

(50:09):
And you've gambled responsibly or something.
That's what they say. We're not sponsored by any
bookie look. Not yet the more.
If someone wants to, we're open.The more you put on, the more
you get back. That's that's how they say.
It the next big win is right around the corner, yeah.
Chase your losses. Chase your loss. 100%, yeah.
You lose some, you win more. That's.
Really. I'm sure that's what the slogan
is. Almost positive.

(50:30):
All right, tipping comps, these ones also sponsored by Molly
Malone's What isn't? He's just a guy.
He's. All over the place last week as
it ends and we'll get to the theWheel of Time soon.
But Get to the kick has launchedout in front and got a perfect.
Didn't get a perfect ground, sorry, but used a joker, as did
heaps of people. Took our advice, followed our

(50:53):
lead and went with Jokers. Get to the kick out in front.
106 points, Hawk for life in second place on 105 along with
Kirkie on 104 points. In fourth is Evelyn and BJK in
5th and then you've got on 103 points is NB Sports Fan Forks
and the Yerk. Then on 102 points Cody, O'Hara,

(51:15):
ESPN Footy Tips, Flopster 77, Mr. T, Cal, D38 and Cal.
Which is your Top 14? A whole bunch of them equal 9th
we're going to say on 102 pointsmargins only come in right at
the end. It's almost like you're for and
against. There's some there's some big
margins there, so and there's some very small ones as well.

(51:35):
So that's how that one all fleshes out myself on I'm in
28th. You know what that get to the
kick has had some form lately. Yeah.
Oh yeah. Perfect round sixes.
Sevens, Jacob. Sevens.
Yep, has not heard at all. I'm in 28th on 98 points,
directly behind me, only split by two margin.
Fusion Morgan in 29th in 86th spot on 85 points is the potato

(52:01):
because the potato has leapfrogged one Well Cowboy
chickens in 97 on 83 points and he has leapfrogged 1 pistol
blazing 2 guns. Yeah, this has been a bit of a
fall. From grazing.
How's it? What?
Wouldn't you like top five at one point?
Yeah. What's that mean?
You're a page three boy now. No.
Not quite. He's 100.
He's exactly Oh, he's on the precipice of Page 3.

(52:25):
I'll just have a click on the page three there, Bill, and
you'll see my form in the last five rounds.
It's it's unfair. 225114 yeah, that's not great.
No, but have a look leading up to that. 22511 compared to 6/5.
OK, two, but everyone did shit in that round.

(52:46):
Yeah, 5 fours, there's 10s, there's sixes, there's like.
Yeah, just they've used one Joker and you're on 83.
All chickens use two. Yeah, I just use a Joker.
On the one Jacob, old Jacob thisweekend and get a perfect and
that will really skyrockets in flight.
Just quietly in fourth place. Evelyn is on 104 points, only

(53:07):
two points behind. The leader has only used one
joker and everyone else has usedat least two.
BJK has used three ESPN footy tips.
There'll be a number after that is on is in 10th space, 10th
place with one joker as well as is Mr. T.
So that's plenty of room to moveon there in the Patreon tipping

(53:28):
comp. If you're a subscriber, you can
get into this comp still, but don't do it right.
In the last week we might have to retail that Cody O'Hara 7 is
on 102 points and leading that one catastrophe in second place.
A good friend cat on 101 points in second place.
Valentine Fly homes right on hertail also on 101 but with a 280
margin. Hendo mate, lift your game.

(53:50):
Sugar Glider is in fourth. That's that could be Marie
Tulanga. We haven't verified.
I've not looked at the e-mail. Definitely Scott Gross.
Yeah, I know that. In 5th place is Hope for Life on
98 points along with myself and Fusion Morgan or 98 a piece
across the board there. So one Joker a piece and again,

(54:10):
catastrophe is only is 1 joker there and it's only one point
behind Cody. Catastrophe is I'm gonna go
having a red hot guy who knows let's go into round.
What is it Round 21? Geez, where's that going?
21 again, I know it's way too quick.
Kicks off Thursday night at Allianz. 7:50 PM.
The Roosters, 2 bucks. 50 up against the storm at $1.50.
Three. I'm going to go the storm by.

(54:34):
I'm gonna go 12 here on this one.
It's probably gonna be way more than that, but that's what I'm
gonna do. Potato has gone the storm and
Morgan has gone the storm bill. Yeah, I'm going the storm by 20.
20 and I'm sorry Morgan went by 8.
Yeah, I went the storm by 24. That's a hell of a margin.

(54:54):
No worries. Let's move on to Friday night.
It's the big night. It's the the double header for
the Queenslanders, 25th of July.It is 6:00 PM at QCB Stadium
here in Townsville. The Cowboys $1.57 taking on the
Dragons at 2 bucks 40. I'm gonna go with the majority
here. Yeah, I'm coming back to the
Cowboys 10K look. At We Don't Want You.

(55:16):
I think, I think, I think we gotit with the Dragons.
We got it. They're, they're an absolute
shit show. The dragon.
So yeah, your pick and choose when you wanna support your
team, correct? And we are not a total shit
show. Not a total shit show.
I reckon we can turn it around right here and it's all in the
hands of Duffy. Duffys back baby.
Old Duffy. I believe in Tom Duffy.
Morgan has gone the Dragons so you can RIP on him as much as

(55:40):
you like and so has the potato. Yes, Morgan has gone the Dragons
according. To the tips, yeah.
Morgan, Bill. Yeah, give me the Cowboys every
single week of the year. Cows all the way.
Full cream milk cows. This is our rise, yeah.
It's dude, this is sudden death.We're Jean-Claude Van Damme,
Sudden death. This pretty much here from this

(56:01):
game on determines when we have our pub crawl.
Yeah, pretty much. So don't look in a date just
yet. Pretty.
Much could be any one of those ones. 8:00 PM at Suncorp Stadium
on a Friday night. What a shock the Broncos come
back off a buy to take on the Eels second last year and you
reckon the draw is not rigged? No one knows that the eels are

(56:22):
going to be a Basque in case of the stuff.
I mean, we had a we had a fair idea.
The Broncos $1.20. The Eels are 4 bucks and 60.
I I, I, I hate it, but I'm, I'm going the Broncos because it's
Suncorp on a Friday night. Like, why wouldn't you?
Morgan's gone the Broncos. The potato has also gone the
Broncos bill. Yeah, as much as I'd hate to do

(56:43):
it, that hurts. But I mean, there's, I think
there's a bit of value there at 460 for the ears.
No, but give me the Broncos, unfortunately.
You know, I know it. I know it's it's got a sting.
Have you heard the story of David and Goliath?
No, I'm more for it. This is a tip I'd be happy to
I'd I'd be 100% behind. Well, you see, no one thought

(57:05):
David could take down this absolute Brutoff, a monster.
I'm aware of the story and I wouldn't.
Call the Broncos Goliath. The underdog rose like a phoenix
from the ashes and proved the doubt is wrong.
And you know I can't tip the Bronx.
Give us the slipperies. All right, good luck with that.
Saturday the 26th, 3:00 PM at GoMedia.

(57:26):
The Warriors are Buck 30 up against the Titans.
I think the Warriors will take alot from that.
I've don't say flogging of the nights, that lucky, lucky win,
but they're at home now. Like a Hallosima, take a bow.
Aren't you glad you bought him and your super coach in fantasy
league when he was about 250 grand and just bought for a

(57:47):
song? I didn't have quite as much
luck. The potato has gone the Titans.
Morgan has gone the Warriors Bill.
Yeah, I'm going up the wires. I don't think the Titans can
come back from being dragged outof the showers.
No, Hopefully just. A copper spray.
And Peter over there do. You think it was prisons here it
was where they've just gone and got sprayed with anthrax and

(58:09):
then fire hosed and then. Probably.
I'm wahs. Man up the wahs.
I agree. 5:30 PM Commbank Stadium on Saturday.
The Panthers are dollar 27, the Tigers are $3bucks.80.
I'm going the Panthers. Morgan is going the Panthers.
The potato is going the Panthersbill.
Panthers. Pete Wow, Wow.
Panthers. See, that could have been

(58:30):
anything. Then that could have been a
tiger. Nah, Tigers.
More like A and a pant. There's like, wow, wow.
Jesus, that's. You need to, you need to bring
up Lou and judge when they do what's it called to say
something? Yeah.
What's the what's the moo or something like?
That please do 735 on Saturday. Central Coast rabbits are 4

(58:55):
bucks, sharks are $1.25. I think the Sharks have got this
one all over. Morgan's gone.
The Sharks potato has gone. The Sharks built.
Yeah, give us. Pete.
The rabbit is are going to need a bigger boat.
Indeed, it was the Sharks. I like it.
Sunday the 27th at 2:00 PM at Gio.
It's the red hot Raiders. Probably not hot at the moment.

(59:18):
It's probably nice and chilly. It's about -1 there at the
moment. Lovely stuff, that.
Absolutely stunning weather. The Raiders are back 20 up
against the Knights at 4:50. I'm taking the green machine.
Morgan is going the green machine.
The potatoes pick the Knights for some reason.
Because it's a flip of a coin bill.
Yeah, go the milk. Up the milk you can't.
Even play in thermals longs because when they sweat and get

(59:41):
where to make it colder. Yeah, like you.
Good luck, Newcastle. They're not gonna handle Oh.
Like I said earlier, I'm I'm always cowboy supporter and
always will be. But look, one loss and where we
at and I'm #1 ticket holder of the Raider bandwagon at the
moment. So give us the Green Machine.
They're red hot. I just hope they haven't picked
too early. 4:05 PM. The Bulldogs are taking on the

(01:00:04):
Sea Eagles. The dogs are at about 65, mainly
a 2025 cents. I think the Bulldogs come back
for this one. Morgan's gone the Bulldogs, the
potatoes gone. The Bulldogs built.
Yeah, give me the dogs. When I say come back like
they're St. Not like a break back mountain
come back. I'm definitely not.
Every something. Yeah, hilarious.

(01:00:27):
Give us the Baja men. Who let the dogs out.
Who? Let them out.
We don't know. One knows, I reckon.
Was their neighbor or someone just playing a joke?
Like, are your dogs been barkingall day?
So I've opened the gate on you, Yeah.
Probably something to do with that.
What a prick. I'm going another Joker.
Yeah, I've, I'm Jacob too. Back-to-back jokers for me.
Get your hardest. I reckon, I reckon we're on,

(01:00:49):
we're on here. Unfortunately, I had to put the
Broncos in there. Yeah, I've gone the eels.
That's that's that's, that's theonly one we've got different.
Yeah, Oh yeah, it is too. It is.
You went Cowboy Storm, Bronx wires, Penrith, sharks, Raiders,
dogs? Yeah, pretty much, yeah.
Eels Bronx is the only one we got different.
And Morgan's gone the drags so Icould get away from him.

(01:01:12):
Here and he's got the tights. He doesn't.
Didn't you say tip the tights? No, ever was.
No, you went to. Us.
I thought you said he tipped tights.
He's got Melbourne Dragon, Brisbane Warriors, Penrith
Sharks, Canberra Bulldogs, so Kelly's better get up or he's
gonna ever take me. I'm not gonna be unless he's a
joker. I don't know.
He didn't say he's using a joker, but he'll probably listen
to this and then ticket. So with that, you've gone the

(01:01:34):
Bronx against the Eels. Eels have a 13 1/2 start.
There's a couple of games here like Raiders and Penrith and
Warriors all have a minus doubledigits done.
Are you confident on pistols multi this week?
Because it's pretty much every tip you've done.
I'm never confident on. Pistols.
No, I'm they didn't. Pistols not confident on these

(01:01:54):
Maltese. Look, the Suns could upset the
Lions if. You throw 400 darts at the wall.
One has to hit a bullseye at some stage.
This. Is true.
You're a bit Nostradamus with it.
I will agree to that. But look, Storm, sorry, the the
Suns could do the Lions on nighton the very first up and then we
won't have to worry about any ofit.
Or when do they play? They play mid mid game.

(01:02:15):
Can't be midweek mid. Weekend so who knows could go to
all the way to all the way towards the end now the wheel of
time segment last week we spun the wheel and we got 54th is
what came up who finished in 54th this week but it was
Sweeney on the wing and we didn't get a speed pipe from
Sweeney on the wing nothing nothing he's don't know he'll.

(01:02:36):
Be at the comedy show tomorrow night and he'll be sure to be
known that. Haha you missed out on $25.
I'll leave out to you son. Bitch, he did.
He will be, yes. So we're going to spin the wheel
again for this week, and we'll see who ends up there.
Take it away, Bill. Spin that.
Spin that DJ, spin that wheel. Igor, pull the lever.
Is that how it goes? Igor?

(01:03:02):
Don't be a high number. 323232 currently there.
It's the boy from SNB. However, that's on 97 points.
It's a bunch of people on 97 points, but if you're in 32nd
position. After the final game Sunday
night. After the last game Sunday
night, you need to submit a speedpipe.
That's speedpipe.com forward slash on the ranch.
Tell us who, yeah, where you come from.

(01:03:24):
Give us a bit of an insight intowho you are because ask a
question 1/2 these we don't know.
We got like tenths of these footy tippers on this pod.
We got no idea and we want to know.
We want to know who you are. What do you do?
What makes you tick? Hopefully you do go for the
Cowboys and you better talk to us about how much you're
suffering in this season as longas we are was.
Hey, we still get up every. We we still do it.

(01:03:45):
This is free content for you motherfuckers.
Good to know what's the go, saleyards pale part.
Oh, we don't do. What's the go?
We do so it's. Written down.
It's written down so I read it out run Burgundy style, but it's
the saleyards pale. Pass the first one.
We'll jump right in. Do we medically retire to
Almolalo? Pass he's got he's contracted

(01:04:07):
till 2027 and he's had a shit year this year with injuries but
when he's on he is he makes us look so much better.
Agree. He they said he comes back on
round 22, which is next week. We win against the Dragons
tonight. I've just I've been over it
before. We don't wanna run this.
Is the climb. This is where we jump on the
back of the Hulk and he just takes us towards the first

(01:04:29):
weekend in October. So believe belong.
Bill, we pay a pass. No, I reckon I'll pass it
because he might have a like a decent rest this year and then
come back and have a barnstorming 2 years to finish
off. I hope so.
That's what I'm hoping for. Wishing for.
Yeah, praying for. He comes back and emulates the
big Papa. I know what Morgan's gonna say.

(01:04:51):
He'll either pay it and medically retire him, or he'll
say pass, but he better earn his$1,000,000.
Yeah, because Morgan's just. He's gone right off and.
He's he's too much left wing. Something wrong with Morgan?
Pay a pass. Jump on Coach Hannah before
someone else does Pass. I'm going to pay.
The Roosters in the year now escapes me but I think it was

(01:05:11):
2016 I believe. Don't don't shit down me neck
Masood. So I don't want this one but I'm
pretty sure it's 2016. They'd come off being in the
finals in 2015 and got the wooden spoon 2016 under Trent
Robinson and then after that they were minor premiers.
That was Cowboys paid him in a prelim and knocked him out to go

(01:05:32):
in the grand final. OK.
And in 20/18/19 went back-to-back and they've always
figured in September and Octoberfooty ever since, right?
Cowboys can have a, you know, Peyton can rebuild, Peyton can
bounce back. I'm saying pass.
This isn't saying as head coach though, so I'm saying pay, get
him in here, get him up here, get him up here.
Wantable for him. Not literally, but get him up

(01:05:53):
here as an assistant, as one of them.
You can have 400 assistant coaches, doesn't matter.
Here's one for you. And then groom him up to be head
coach. Or or keep Peyton.
Make Hannah your head coach and Peyton's now the assistant.
Oh, I don't know how that floats.
Yeah, well, John Cartwright was a head coach for a while there,
and he's become assistants again, and Trent Barrett's been

(01:06:15):
a head coach. He's gone to assistant level.
Yeah. Different second. 100%.
I I like the John Cartwright one.
I think he's been a very good, successful coach, assistant
coach, just just quietly not a very good head coach.
You know, if Peyton loves the area and loves the region, his
kids are doing good at school and his Mrs. loves his job.
And mate, we feel we're gonna goin the Hanoi direction, but we

(01:06:37):
want you on board as an assistant because you know the
shit, That's not a bad shit either.
I don't want to jump. Too many cooks.
Yeah, it could be that. I don't want to jump on the
Peyton hate wagon. No way.
Because there's been too many injuries and too much adversity
this year. It's too early to get go of him.
But yeah, but I want I'd like tobring Hannah.
Hi, Bill. Yeah, I pretty much would have

(01:06:58):
said exactly what you said. Don't get rid of Peyton, but
bring Hannah up here. Yeah, Yeah.
I don't think Hannah will leave an assistant coach job at Sharks
to become an assistant somewhereelse.
I think you're right there. I think that's the problem or
one of yeah, I think he's probably looking for education
and there's a few coming. Up.
There's a few going to be comingup.
Yeah, yeah, I think, I think we'll probably miss that train,

(01:07:19):
but. This time round, yeah, give it a
couple of years. But you never know.
Like I just said, the Roosters thing.
Trent Robinson won him a wooden spoon.
Yeah. Nick Politis stuck with him and
came back and have been a powerhouse.
They won or they've won two comps in a road and.
Yeah, they won 1819, Yeah. Pass half time entertainment
good enough. What's he even talking about?

(01:07:39):
Like yeah, this. Is I, I think my Morgan threw
this in there, but the half timeentertainment is that's just
what you kick in the back of theUte type.
Is that still going on? Yeah, that's still doing it.
For me, bring the kids, kids back, yeah.
Play, really race, yeah. Realise that was good when the
kids used to do the they. Do it on the lorry spinner
shield. Yeah, but it needs to be more
often because not everyone can get to the lorry spinner.

(01:08:01):
Yeah, but lorry spinner game or not, everyone can get to every.
I haven't been too many games this year of various reasons.
I'd like to. If I go, I'm half time.
Entertainment keeps people engaged.
Yeah, you get up and sometimes grab beers or go to the toilet
or grab some food, whatever. But there's plenty of people who
don't. But.
What are what are we looking at?Light shows or fireworks or.
Fireworks. No, no fireworks.

(01:08:21):
People on the field doing something, even if it's the like
the cheerleaders never get up and do anything anymore.
They don't, but they still. Stand there, shake the things.
Yeah, on the sideline. That all they do.
Sometimes they do a a bit of a dance but some it's usually pre
show now. I think I'll pregame now but
half time should be get the get kids on the field.
They started doing I think beer goggles bomb catching Nah.

(01:08:42):
Boring. Yeah, the old bully bomb was
good, I didn't mind that. But I think you just know if
you've got the kids out there having a quick game like in the
AFL, they get the kids out at half time and they play a even
if it's a mock game, who cares? They're all juniors.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure when I went to the women's Origin up
here, yeah, at halftime they hadlike young, like 6 year olds out
there. Like they had two separate

(01:09:04):
little mini fields on the field at halftime and then they were
playing their own little State of Origin game as well.
Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, it was cool as.
And it's, you know, you don't care.
It's just kids are having fun and they get to rave about
playing on a first grade surface.
Surface. Yeah, they talk about it and
then they become more fans. And that's what grows the
culture in in footy. That's what grows the game,

(01:09:24):
grassroots stuff like that. I reckon you should let people
on the let them on the field after the game like they do like
down at the Blackhawks. They do sometimes here.
It's like once it's very. Rare though.
Yeah, and. You gotta you gotta wait for the
players to leave the the arena already and they might take 20
minutes 'cause into them photos and the pictures and all that,
which is fine. Yeah.

(01:09:45):
And there is a a like a policy with the stadium where they want
to clear out about an hour afterthe game.
There's sometimes extensions to that, but yeah, and there's
probably big insurance things and.
Yeah, but but. I'm with you.
But for growing the game, like letting, letting people onto the
field after the game is, yeah, like it's that's, that's old
school, Yeah, it's park footy. That's where it all came from.

(01:10:07):
And this is true at the beginning.
Yeah. Oh, I guess your point I.
Yeah, yeah, bring back the 80s, nineties you reckon full time
and you just mush the field while the players are still.
On there while, while while we're having.
On the back, yeah. While we're at it, can we get
like 100 tonnes of dirt put in front of the big screen, piss
all those seats off so we have abig grass hill to carry on on
top? The worst idea?

(01:10:27):
Yes. Not the worst idea. 100% there
should always be a hill at everystadium.
Especially in regional Queensland, Yeah, like we like
to call it, think we're a capital city, but like you can't
see our skyline from nowhere away like it's.
No, no, no. It's.
Still a regional. Yeah, the sugar shaker.
Oh yeah, and this. Well, yeah, it's immediately T

(01:10:47):
right from the Port Rd. Do you want this?
The The skyline is the stadium and the sugar shaker.
That is true. Yeah, that's it.
That is true. Now we've got a little bit of a
rant here. It is pretty much a What's the
go segment from 1. Morgan Holmes Evans.
He is, as we mentioned earlier on the show, currently in Bris
Vegas and he's clearly rented a car.

(01:11:09):
And he, and he's big, piped you to say make sure you say this
word for word. I well I'm going to go close.
How much of A friggin scam is car rental?
You pay good money for a friggincar and then you pay extortion
rates for the bond which is horseshit.
Then they say you have $5500 excess even if it's not your
fault and per incident and you have to pay another 200 bucks to

(01:11:31):
bring the excess to a hunt to 0.It's F and blackmail.
I know some credit cards cover this but who the F knows?
Investigate this dog shit industry.
Yeah here. Who right here?
Here. Is that you?
So I've been stitched up like that at the at the thing before.
You're like, Oh yeah, my hire car's gonna cost me 800 bucks.
And then you're like, OK, I've got another $1000 for the few

(01:11:52):
days that I'm here or whatever. But then they go, yeah, so
that's $800.00. But oh, did you not see in the
fine print you have to put a 600or $500 deposit on the car?
Yes. And then it's just.
Yeah. And then you don't when they
give you. So when it comes back, they'll
refund you the 800 plus the 500.Yep.
In one big lump sum. Wait a whole business day and

(01:12:14):
then tracked you $800 without the $500 bond?
Oh, OK. Yeah, is.
I got stitched the fuck up because of that, because I
thought I hadn't spent as much money as I did on holidays.
Oh yeah, beauty. And then I went and spent that
money and then the next day after few 100 in the red and
I've gone whoa, whoa, whoa. Rang the bank up and they

(01:12:35):
explained to me, yeah, so this is how that this is how they do
it. And the lady from the bank
actually said that she had it happened to her in America.
Oh God. So yeah, it's it's definitely
when I was reading that before, I was sitting here screaming
from the rooftops that that, yeah, investigate this dog shit
industry because. It is the the the whole

(01:12:56):
insurance thing is it's a. Fair whack on your CC.
Yeah, that is. But the insurance A50 when they
say it's a $5500 excess, Yeah, and that's if someone runs into
you. Yeah.
So it was that when I hired, when I hired it.
Was that your fault? Yeah, but if I hired an MG Core
three the first time and that car is only worth $20,000.

(01:13:18):
Yes, like and you're paying 1/4 of it in excess.
Like I'll, I'll pay 20 grand, I'll take the car.
But then, but then when I went down in April and I hired a car,
got the Cupra, they I paid on booking whatever I think it was
on flight through flight sent. No, not flight sent a Webjet.
Yep. And I'd paid for the, you know,
the less excess. And then when I get to Euro car,

(01:13:39):
they're just like, oh, OK, So what actually that is, is if so
now that insurance is being provided to you through this
other company altogether. So what will happen if you have
an accident is you'll have to still pay us the full excess.
But then you claim that insurance on the other thing
that you've got. Oh my God.
And then they'll they'll refund you back the excess.

(01:14:01):
And I just went, yeah. Yeah, why?
What the? Fuck it's all bullshit.
Yeah but I know there's there's ways around it.
Like he says certain credit cards will cover it for you.
I think some travel insurances if you buy will will reduce your
excess to 0 as well or down to asmall amount.
But yeah, if you don't. What a joke it is an absolute
wrought. Yeah, Now the the last one,

(01:14:24):
there's a pale parcel. What?
It is a general comment. I don't know who wrote this one.
A master chef TV show? I think there's.
Corruption in trot racing. Yeah, that's, oh, sorry, less
corruption in trots racing. That's I think that's to do.
Or they're Crimson. Car rental, right?
Yeah, there's. Yeah, well.
Crimson rims, cheats and seats Ican.
What other names have they got? Let's not go down a master chef

(01:14:46):
TV show with the best chefs we. Know.
Yeah, yeah, this is yours. Yeah.
I want to elaborate on this. One, do you mean the best chefs
that we know personally? Not that we personally know now.
So reality TV. I've been watching a bit of
Master Chef bring up. I got that.
Yeah, on the weekend. And master chefs.
Good. I don't mind master chef, but
after it's finished, you don't know I'm gonna know who Laura is

(01:15:06):
or Defender or anything like that.
Okay, But we all know who CurtisStone is.
Nigella Lawson. Jamie Oliver.
So you mean celebrity like celebrity master?
Manu Pete Evans, all that all, all the chefs that we've seen on
TV and celebrity chefs, celebrity chefs, master chefs.
So so. Who judges them, though?
I. Don't know, like say Gordon
Ramsay is a three star Michelin,which is the highest you can go?

(01:15:29):
Yeah, So let's just say Curtis Stone for argument's sake.
It might not even be a Michelin,but if it is, he might be a one
star. If you win Master Chef, let's
get 16 of the best TV celebrity chefs, Heston, Rickstein, all
that sort of people, and say Curtis Stone is a one star
Michelin. If he wins MasterChef, he gets a
prize packet, not for charity. You've done the work going to

(01:15:52):
you, you've bought in the ratings, OK and you
automatically go to a two star Michelin.
I'll give you that. Well, you've just beaten the
best. I don't think Michelin's, that's
more not on the chef, that's about the whole restaurant.
True. Yeah, OK.
But you know what I mean? Like you say you're a Sergeant

(01:16:13):
in the Army and instead of doingthe promotion course you go go
to the automatic next rank up. Like if you win celebrity master
chef chefing like Iron Chef, like get an iron chef in there
as well, you know? Why, that would be good, because
clearly Gordon Ramsay's got his What's what's his general dishes
that he does like dinners but hedoesn't do.

(01:16:34):
Does he cook desserts? I don't know.
I don't know. I don't want you to.
But he doesn't specialize in him.
Yeah, You got specialist dessertchefs.
Yeah, so I actually like a JamieOliver, like Head of Stone.
Nigel, like, they're all cookingoff against each other.
Yeah. And it's like, right.
Hey, boom, where is a mystery box of whatever you've got it?
And we get to see them at work. Like, yeah, we've seen them on

(01:16:56):
TV and stuff, but they're doing their own recipe.
Yep. It's not like, boom, you're in
the pressure cooker. 90 minutes.Hurry up.
Yeah, no, I like it. Yeah.
Put a bit of pressure on them, put a bit on, see how they go.
And if they go well, obviously, and then judge them, they'll
make the same meal. Who made the best one?
Get that fat prick Matt Preston out with his Cravette too.

(01:17:16):
I like that red wine shoe you just put on.
Here, No, the three judges are three completely unknown blokes.
They pulled off the short. Yeah, all ladies they've pulled
off the street. That they just love a chicken
schnitty and that's it. So you've really gotta wear them
with you. Yeah, with you.
I don't know with your caramel anglaze seaweed sauce like.

(01:17:39):
Yeah, exactly. And they've got to like it.
Yeah, they might not like seaweed.
Maybe, maybe not just some bogans off the street, but I
reckon. That you need less 1 at least
one. Person just a realist.
Like one person from Kelso, one person from Norfolk.
Correct, and they have 7 rums before they actually.
Oh yeah, their palette is just impeccable.

(01:18:01):
Yeah, perfect. Yeah, that's spend 20 minutes
looking at the menu. Yeah, I'll just get the palmy
place. I'll get the palm.
All right, if you're a celebritychef.
If you are. If you can make that happen like
what? Why, like you know, you got
there's there's a heap that I'm only I'm only saying a couple
that on off like I'm on blue. I'm on board.
Manu goes to my kitchen. What is it?

(01:18:21):
Well Manu, make a fucking thing.We want to see your skills now,
Manu, because for the last 10 years you've been sitting at the
head of the table there. Yep.
And you haven't shown us what your knife skills look like 1
bit. I agree, I'm all over it.
I reckon that would be viewing, you know, imagine if you're
competing against Ramsay and he gets into one.

(01:18:42):
You know how? He's just yelling down the end
of that aisle at some that Curtis Stone and they start
bluing in the kitchen. Manu, we haven't seen the
skills, but Gordon Ramsay, do wehave 'cause he sometimes does a
bit. Yeah.
Jamie Oliver, they actually, they actually cook.
MMM. OK.
I don't know if I've seen All I've ever seen Curtis Stone do
is wave a $10 note and say, yeah, you can feed a whole
family. Yeah, come on, Curtis, show us

(01:19:04):
your Cole's $10 meal. Remember from scratch, that's an
old ad. Yeah, I swear that's a $20.
Meal. Yeah, it's probably.
You're not feeding the family for 10 bucks now, so I.
Remember watching Gordon Ramsay get dusted and cutting up an
onion or something like that by someone who'd been in prison or
something like that. And then he's just this.
I remember. He's just like, yeah, you just
chop it like this. And then he just went through.

(01:19:25):
And then Gordon says, wow, when do you get out?
I'm gonna up the ante. You have your celebrity chefs on
one team. They're all working together.
Oh. They're together.
And then there's people who are.Alright, so the master.
Chef prisoner like your master chef?
Yeah, possibly winners of other Master Chef series.
Other winners? Survivor style.

(01:19:45):
Oh, they're on teams that'll work.
No A. Single single player, I reckon.
Single. Player Oliver Oliver Stone,
Kurtisstein Kurdisstein Oliver Kurdisstein's Gotta make the red
wine juice. Yeah, you.
And that's gotta go onto Gordon Ramsay, Gordon Ramsay's gotta
gotta do the gotta do the fill, the filling, whatever.

(01:20:07):
And they've gotta make the best plate, but it's one after the
other yeah, they've gotta go through an obstacle to do it.
It's. Like like through some tough
like survivor meets master chef that's.
Perfect. Oliver Stone.
You've, you've, you've. Can someone stand there and just
throw doughnuts at Ramsay too 'cause he loves calling everyone
else a doughnut? Get a cattle pod.
That would be viewing like if you.

(01:20:29):
If. You got master chef style and
you had the, you know, 16 of thebest celebrity chefs that had
done their TV shows. They owned their restaurants
like Matt, Matt Morgan or Matt Moran.
What's his name is Huey. Get him back.
He's still alive. I.
Don't know if he's still with usor not I.
Should have been I've got to hear this cooking saucepan at
home. Perfect.
That Ed bloke from Better Homes and Gardens.

(01:20:49):
Do them all, bring them all in. Get them in and obviously you
know, oh, this wasn't up the scratch.
You're voted off. Imagine come and laugh passed
out of you're 16 of the best no?One's gonna shit.
No one's gonna sign up to that. None of the top chefs don't sign
up to that. I don't want to be the last.
One but incentivize the prizes is this one for charity.
This is for you. You get you get a promotion on

(01:21:11):
your on your chef tag and you get it and you and you take half
of the Kitty of what the TV ratings bring.
In and you get a book deal. And you get a, you get a third
book deal. Why not?
Let's make it happen. I reckon that would be viewing.
Let's let's make it happen comment on that, send us

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comments about it. There was actually a comment on
our Spotify page from Easyvale again, sent one last week.
I apologise. I'll read it out next week.
I swear. Find us all that on the ranch NQ
on Instagram and on YouTube is the one I'm after.
XR Bob pistol blazing 2 guns. That's Billy Morgan Holmes Evans
is normally here for fusion networks.
He's bugging off down South complaining about car rentals.

(01:21:53):
I hope he gets hungover to the hill and has to drive from Byron
back home. Or that would hurt.
No, but he misses his flight andhe has to drive home it.
Would now that would That's shit.
Cruel. I hope that happens.
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