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Could you do some M&M bars? Absolutely not.
OK. Any chance of passing outside to
Zach instead of inside to the drink?
It's OK, Pistol didn't need 2 1/2 grand anyway, regardless of
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the wind. Dog stuffed us, so it's all eyes
on the Green Machine. Also, F Broncos, welcome to the
ranch. On the Ranch episode 212 is
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Flinders Street. I'm Bob.
You can find me on all the socials at XR.
Bob, the guy sitting across fromme at Morgan Holmes Evans for
Fusion Networks. Yeah, thanks for having me XR
Bob. Anytime mate, the guy to my
right pistol blazing 2 guns didn't do a video last week.
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The. Time when we needed it.
No, because the dogs won anyway.The dogs lost, so it didn't
matter. Yeah, it didn't matter.
Billy's making us look good. Hey, Billy.
Hi, I'm back this week. He is back.
He's back and looking as healthyas ever.
Sure, we'll run with that on therange NQ, my shopify.com.
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Alright, something like that. Get one of these.
Get a hat. Get a panicking.
Get a cap. Tell you what, get a.
Dickens been getting to work. Yeah, I'll.
Bet it has. I can only imagine.
My my panicking lives next to the sink so I can just fill it
up before her and have a drink whenever I like you.
Look, look at these guns he's got going on down here.
Billy don't know. It's a blood.
I got blood taken on Friday actually.
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In fact, we've got one from the illustrious Comeau 99 from the
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suburb of What's that? Is it Handorf?
Handorf Handorf in the Adelaide Hills.
Handorf in the Adelaide Hills. Oh, what a lucky man he is.
I hope I got that right. Come.
On yeah, it's Handorf. I'm pretty sure that's.
Well, it may not be. He may not be in Handorf, but
it's definitely Handorf. I'm pretty sure he's somewhere
around there. I think he said he was going.
Up in the Barossa. And I'll be down there in
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November, so we might have to catch up for a beer, can we?
But we'll see how we go. And a message from him is as
follows. Hey boys, come over here just
listening to the pod and Rob alluding to possible changes to
coaching structures next year. Just hint, hint, nudge, nudge,
wink, wink. I just want to put on record, I
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think it's a huge mistake to getrid of Todd.
I know the evidence. There are a lot of people points
that he should be going, but youknow, young, young captains in
Tommy and Rubes fairly inexperienced coach still in
Toddy. I think he's going to learn a
lot from this year. We're losing experience and
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injuries, and I just want to seethe Cowboys benefit from that
experience. I don't want another club to to
get that because Todd's going tobe around for a long, long time
in the coaching scene. I reckon we've done the hard
yards. Let's reap the benefits.
Yeah, that's a lot I've seen in leadership over the years.
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I think he's right for turning our club around.
Anyway, that's my $0.02 worth. Love the pod.
Yeah, and Pistols theory about us making the finals makes my
theory about keeping toddy sounds so much more saner.
Anyway, thanks boys. Love what you're doing.
See you later. Bye.
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It's not wrong. It's not wrong.
Hey, hey, hey. Every result happened except the
Roosters beat dogs. We'd be alive if either we beat
eels the week before or the dogsdid what they're meant to do and
down the chooks. I mean this is true.
Yeah, it's so easy. It was right there it.
Was it was there I agree with you coming I'd I'd be keeping
tidy around. It's it's very possible.
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We have a little speculation on that.
We did a little Co lab this weekwith the West Tigers faithful
pod. They call themselves W Tigers
Faithful. They're on YouTube.
We did a live cross on their their channel earlier tonight.
It's like, it's like being on the news.
And hopefully we can splash thatinto this show today so you can
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hear it during our preview of the Tigers game.
They are good chat. They are knowledgeable Tigers
fans. I know some Tigers fans are a
little. Belligerent.
Yep. But these guys, no, they're.
Good. No, they seem pretty good.
Switched on lads. Ready and Mac and Mac maca,
Maca, Maca, yeah, Good lads. Shout out to Radio Maca.
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Yep. And just on Como, I believe he's
retired. So Congrats.
Congratulations. Well done Como, though I saw
your post after a long illustrious career.
Long career. I don't want to say how long.
I don't want to give away your age.
You don't look your age. But I don't really.
Like your age, but you don't look it.
Really. What am I looking for?
I don't know a good He's a legend, right?
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He's a good job. He's a good lad.
From what I can tell, we had a good career helping people is
where I'm going with this. OK, you know.
You are correct. Yep.
Yeah. So a service, a career service.
Yeah. So shout out to come and enjoy
your retirement. Congratulations.
Well deserved. He mentioned me, I keep him tidy
and IA 100% back that one thing I would say that I reckon the
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cows can do next year and we touched on it the other week
about our strength and conditioning.
When we won the comp in 2015 theCowboys had a full time yoga
instructor that did a couple of sessions a week.
So their recovery and everything.
I would be getting the boys to do yoga and Pilates next year.
You're still doing Pilates, are you?
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Still doing it. That's why you're endorsing it.
But also the the instructor of the yoga side actually was the
same person that did it in 2015.Lovely.
Cheryl and I would get yoga backinto the club if they're not
doing it already. Well, but what if they are doing
it already? Well, they wouldn't have all
these soft tissue damages, injuries, well.
They might. It's very yoga applied his focus
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lately, yeah. He's Mr. Zen.
Really. I've never seen him so calm.
Well, that's debatable. I hate you all to come down to
Jazeem Barracks on a Wednesday afternoon from 5:30 onwards.
Oh namaste, I'll do. Some Jackie Chan on you.
Sunday the 17th at Queensland Country Bank Stadium, A huge
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16,600 people which is more thanwhat I thought it was going to
be. Decent crowd.
Decent crowd. So the Cowboys scored 38 points.
It was a try fest. Up against the Knights, measly 4
Dom Young just managing to scootover in the second-half there.
But Scotty drink water with a double Tommy did and Braden
Burns, Jackson Purdue and Jeremiah Nanoi.
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Scotty drink water 6 from six. Yeah, I think he's been
practicing. He's found a boot because he had
a bit of a shaky, shaky mid year.
Yeah, to say the least. And they there was a bit of goal
kicking sharing there for a little bit too and exactly, but
kicked a few the week before kicked Cliff.
I was kicked a few. They did, but they, they did a
bit of a different sides, weren't they?
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Yeah, someone was kicking from 1:00.
Cliff I was kicking from from the natural right boot, drinking
from the natural left boot, the lefties and I don't know, I
don't think we all, we didn't completely all score down the
right hand side did we didn't think we were all over the park
so. Maybe I saw a big Papa down in
Canberra, kicker Yeah, conversion and took some notes.
He got a penalty goal as well, but Rhys Robson sin binned,
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which was true. I mean they.
Covered well for him tending to bin.
I don't know if it was. I'm not against a professional
fair, not saying it was there, but I'm not not against a
professional fair. Yeah, look it it saved a, it
probably saved the try. It saves a try.
I'll make out of it, Yeah. Because.
At least then you chance your hand and they didn't score in
that time, so. Because, like, was it Zacky
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Labour who did one of few weeks ago and he saved a try down the
wing on a big breakaway? Yeah, Yeah.
You know what? I know it's not in the rules of
a game. You copy your 10 minutes, but
you save a try, maybe you win the game.
Well, yeah. Don't hate it sometimes I don't
hate it. I don't hate it either.
Yeah, for that. I don't like it when it's done
against us. Yeah, that's dirty. 30 pretty
even across the board in terms of first half, first
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second-half, 20 nil at half timeand then 384IS the result so.
A lot of handling errors that 38four could have easily been yes,
60 to 4. In all honesty, we dropped the
ball at so many crucial times when we're attacking lines.
Random stats guy did a stat today.
Cowboys made the most errors in a game in the last three seasons
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and still won. That sums us up convincingly.
It wasn't wasn't just a win. That is such a cowboy stat to
have. Yeah, it really isn't.
Like, all right, Braden burns 260 meters overall, I think.
Yeah, I think it was a couple. I think he did like 13 line
breaks. Yeah, good breakaway, which is
the. Highest potentially Cowboys ever
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on and I thought it was another.He's on a heater.
So Maz to luck to come back either, maybe not this year, but
he'll be there next year. Do we go with Braden and Maz and
have Perdean Labes in the centers?
You can't knock Vilaya or Valame, who just had one of the
best games of his career. Yeah, I could be wrong.
I think I've seen him linked to Super League semi.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've seen that too.
Yeah, I've seen that semi. Val semi Val.
Yeah, I think that's pretty solid actually.
I think what I. Saw.
I think that's a done deal. I could be wrong, but Castleford
comes to mind. Well, it's not the one that just
went bust. Do you see?
One of their teams just went bust, aren't they?
Yeah, they had to forfeit a game.
When was the last time you heardabout a professional team
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forfeiting the game? Not since the once ice hockey
team coach by Gordon Bombay. The Mighty Ducks were there, and
he had Charlie Conway and Fullerton take the ice.
The Salford Red Devils had to cancel because of a shortage of
players amid financial issues. So shout out to Salford.
Good luck. Salford yeah, OK.
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Yeah, they were going to play Wakefield Trinity.
It didn't happen. That's on its knees.
Well, is what it is then. Yeah.
Well, then you might be right then.
But via layers, what's he doing?So he's still here?
I can't remember. I know he had two years.
Got another triggers. Last year and this year I don't.
I think he might have. I think he's.
Still one year, but I may be quite wrong.
As long as there's a bit of depth outside backs, I think our
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depth there has been that fine. I don't see that as being too
much of an issue. And Zach Lybert can hold his
own. So I mean, he's been playing off
the bench, hasn't he? So.
Only. Only against the Knights.
Yeah. But he's again, yeah.
It's like it's an unchanged sidethis week, so.
You mean we're rolling out the same 17 two weeks in a row?
I know, but possibly the first time.
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I reckon it's got to be either the first or second time this
year. I'd say the first because we're
even when, well, Tamala is back.So even when he was out, there's
all those hearts changes. We've changed our back line 17
times. And see, that's the other thing
like, sorry, Bill. So we've got Viola through the
2027 season with Zach Labart as well.
Yeah, surely. That's a good thing.
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Yeah, it's good. Well, you wouldn't.
Perdue from Senna. No.
Can we just keep him there? Yes, we take it.
Please. We go better when he's at Senna.
Like I don't think we won a gamewhen he when he got moved to
six. Like we had that 30 year old
draw against Penrith and I thinkthat was off the back of three
or four wins. We draw to Penrith up here and
then the very next week Cliffordgets dropped for Purdue at six
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and went on A7 game losing streak.
Yeah. I think the only time we might
see that happen next year is during Origin.
Yeah, but as I've said. Due to Tommy Deardon.
As I said throughout early in the season, like you've got the
Northern Pride and you've got the Carters, that's a six and A7
in both teams. Surely one of them can play.
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Potentially it will depend at the end of this year who gets
elevated into the 30 I assume. Trees.
So we've got. To make sure we've got some room
next year for my boy Rob Darby coming back too.
Oh. Yeah, that'll go well.
I'm still big on Derby, just whatever.
What got me was all these peoplecalling for I'll get Rob Darby
and get Rob Darby and because hedid well in a couple of trials.
And then get rid of him. Well, he had.
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I mean he's young fella and he makes mistakes.
He'll miss. But he gives it a red hot.
Guy, he's fire and ice. And then it's like, what's Rob
Darby doing there? Get him out.
Get him out, Zack, him. I'm like, no bring back.
That's why you don't read the comments.
Well, it'll come back bigger andstronger, 2027.
Speaking of the comments, 06 maybe tougher together.
I think Joshie Alma tagged me inand you you tagged me in as well
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about how Cowboys can still makethe top hate.
Yeah, right on the weekend. Yeah, yeah.
Shout out to Was it Rob? Rob.
Robbie. Yeah.
Yeah, Robbie. Put it any this this bloke is in
there going Cowboys can't actually do it mathematically.
And I've since I've been tagged in it by Josh, I'm seeing it
like, well, yeah, they can and blah, blah, blah.
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Listen to this week's episode ofOn the Ranch.
And then he came back with something else said no, no, just
listen to this week's episode Onthe Ranch. 38 minutes 55 seconds
in. Just do yourself a favour.
I don't care what sort of podcast that you've been
influenced by that's telling your Cowboys are a chance they
can't make it. They're mathematically not
available, blah, blah, blah. Well, that's me.
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I'm the guy that's the podcaster.
Like I haven't listened to it. It's come from the awesome now I
mean. Points, 32 ones for this game.
Wow. Look, we've got novels here.
Some of you have written novels.I always like to write mine
right after the game because I've got a shocking memory.
Because it was a Sunday game andI was working.
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I wasn't an inebriated. That's just a drop.
Yeah, it's a little bit of that.So it's it's looking pretty even
across here. But Morgan, why don't you Kick
It Out? Did you watch the game?
Yeah, yeah, I missed the 1st 20 minutes.
Because yours. Yours.
Didn't make it to the stadium. Yours are very similar to mine
and Pete's. No, we'll move around a bit.
So I mean, it's the first two I think of the same.
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Yeah, All right. How can they not be?
Let us know what do you got? When semi Val just not too many
notes for him, just general playhe was really good.
No notes. Two no notes, No notes.
Braden Burns, my man. I've made notes here.
Very impressed. He's on the heater.
He's on fire, Right. Every week he's getting better
and better. He is.
He is finishing the season with a bang. 13 tackle breaks, great.
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Running 260 meters. Obviously you got the big
breakaway try. Great vision.
Sorry, Jakey. Arthur Burns is really coming
along strong. He might replace my boy Derby,
at least for the next couple of games.
Yeah, one point I've gone drinky.
Could probably give him free, but that's not too exciting
because he he got on to see you get you know to a freeze every
week. Honorable mentions I wrote Robbo
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love a professional fare. McClain gets better with age
unlike pistols cheap wine. Edwards I think a solid effort.
Yeah agree. And Bateman.
I just want to make a bit of a note.
Stand out big tackles. I agree.
So that's my 3:00 to 1:00 for this week and I think anything
after this will be probably copied off me.
I think Bateman, yeah, Bateman'stackles are good in terms of
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niggle. I think he gets in people's ear
every time he tackles. I think he must do because every
time someone gets up they want to clock him one.
He's English, yes. He's got that bloody annoying
accent, you know. He's going back.
Before he's a Scouser, he's a Scouser.
He's gone back before too. Semi Valley made it looks like
he's going to the castle for tigers, yes.
Yeah, see, that's a loss for us.Rude.
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All right, Pistol. Yeah, I went semi valve for
three. Just what a beast, what a guy. 2
points I went dead and the blokejust doesn't quit.
Look out in 2027 Monster and Deerden to part of the halves,
not your cocks. That's not what you that is what
you wrote. Yeah, okay.
And one point I went drinky. The bloke just fornicates and
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fornicates well. He's.
Real good. That's not what it says, no.
That's not what it says. PG show 2 triassists a couple of
tries like just yeah, he's good,he's good and he's good.
Watch him. Just just watch him.
And I had honourable mentions. In defence and attack, watch
him. Yeah, I had honourable mentions
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of Double J, Jordan and Jason, the two bookend weapons.
When they're on the field, we all go forward.
Look at Tigers this week. We mentioned in that Tigers
podcast show and I think McClainand Tamela, they were going to
pass all the Tigers forward pack.
I think this is going to be for a cup of coffee.
Get on. And all right, OK, I like it
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very good. Three points.
I'm in semi Valomi huge in the first half.
He helped set up the game basically.
And two points I gave to Braden Burns just very solid.
Like you said, those 13 tackle breaks, 260 meters, 80 of the 80
or 90 of those were on one break.
So there's still another, you know, 180 a 190 meters there
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where still good. You still would have topped the
table either way. I gave one point to Cliff Dog,
the Clifford the Big Red Dog. Big Red.
His kicking game is, I think it's getting better somehow he's
he can strip the ball. He can strip a ball.
From an opposing player and doesit at key moments and it seems
to get missed a lot. Yeah, how much of a key moment
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that is in a lot of the games. And he's always in it.
He's he makes plenty of tackles that he just doesn't get a lot
of credit for that. He gets credit for the kicks and
and but for A7, like he's he's apretty good defender.
So you've got to watch him in defence.
Yeah, but it's hard because you've got to watch Drinky, so I
don't know how you can watch both.
Yeah, well, you can either go, you need googly eyes.
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One goes that way, one goes thatway.
Yeah, well. He can do that.
He's got to pick where he is in the defensive line at six and
then you've also got constantly the sole custodian out the back
so he's tans out easier. Well, that's, you know, if
you've got, if you've got 2 KO screens open at the same time
and if they do player Cam. Yeah, player Cam, that's what.
KO. Means is player Cam where you
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can select which player and theyhave one camera on each player.
Yeah, that's a good. Idea they have the technology,
one drone on each player. A drinky drone.
A drinky drone. You have a drinky drone.
Drone. So 26 drones flying in every
stadium. That sounds like a recipe for
disaster. They're all, they're all
coordinators. Sounds like there's more
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activity in the air than the towns of leisure on the weekend.
I ain't giving it a RIP. This guy.
It wasn't an air show. Let's get that clock.
Tell you why it wasn't. An air show.
It wasn't even called. That I I got two of those
planes, they came from Doningtonand they flew over my house to
go to the Strand and then they flew back over.
My you probably saw more than the people down the strands.
Saw I didn't get to see the the FA Deans but.
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Not at anyone else. I thought there was growlers out
there. It was you.
Are a hot head, hey? Was for a couple.
Minutes. There's not much that impresses.
You No, I'm hard impressed this guy it was pretty miserable.
I don't want to hijack I. Actually went down for all the
VP80 stuff, did you? I was up on your hill.
Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, a picture from your hoity
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toity location with your overlooking what an Infinity
pool? It overlooks the strand.
It was a lovely, lovely invitation from a lovely
customer. Didn't he have a charcuterie?
It was a charcuterie. It would have been.
It was a charcuter. And a lovely glass of red.
It was a red, yeah. I remember the VP60 when I was
nine, yeah. That was good.
Yeah, that slapped. That was awesome.
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Yeah, that slapped. That slapped.
It was boss that was a. Full blown up Well that was back
in the day when tennis war did have like these very cool full
blown air shows like you have C seventeens.
You'd have dump and burns F111. F111 the F eighteens Yep now now
the best we get is like an F35 handling display which.
We couldn't even get that. Yeah, which I'm actually
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completely gobsmacked that therewasn't an F35 doing a handling
display. We had two F eighteens who did
basically what you call a mediocre pass it.
Was a fly over. And then they it was fly over is
an optimistic. Word.
That's what they advertised it as, a fly over.
I just think it, I think I was aware of it.
It was not going to be good, right?
Straight up, I was, I don't wantto hijack a segment.
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I don't want to hijack a segment.
Do we do this now? When when you're up on
Yarrawonga. I was aware it wasn't going to.
We'll we'll do this in passing. We'll come back to this.
This. You call this an air show?
It's absolutely disgusting. I could turn the TV on and watch
better stuff than this pasta. Cheese.
Now where's that Brie? Yes.
Where's that Brie? No, it was.
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It was atrocious. The fireworks were good though.
Fireworks were good. And I'm not a fireworks person.
Fireworks are good. I I'll pay that.
I don't. I don't rate fireworks at the
best of. Times, but you can't have two
hours. I was after the fly over and
then two hours of nothing and then fireworks.
That's 'cause it was all down the street and there was a
concert down the street. Yeah, but how many people use 6
year old kids and your 8 year old kids?
I wanna see some jets and some fireworks.
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What do they do for two hours? They're all playing on the
beach, really. Kids are kids, man.
They'll make up their own activities.
I wanna see a Hercules barrel roll.
Yeah, me too. C-17 that'd.
Be it was. It was.
It was to think, were you there?Were you there when the last
F111 dump and burn happened at off Strand?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen a few F111 dump and
burns. One time, but the very last one
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at the Strand here, yeah. That was elevens.
I remember seeing Blackhawks doing like.
Dump and burns no. No.
No, like stalls. Yeah, stalls.
Well, Blackhawks, we. Used to you know what scary
where I play self in safety. That's what killed it.
When was the last show? That was about 5 year ago.
Yeah, 5 or 6 years ago. Yeah, I was out on the ferry
barge in the Bay watching it, and since you had a really
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cracking view from everything, you had all these people lined
up there on the Strand. They had great.
And then the helicopter came in and just fucked everyone's
gazebos and shit's going everywhere they saw.
Brilliant and around 25 did he against the Tigers.
What? Did you do one point?
Yeah, OK. Just checking you.
Can't remember. I wasn't sure.
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I know we hijacked your segment a little bit.
Cliff Dog, Cliff Dog. OK, moving on.
Sunday the 24th down at Leichhardt Oval in Sydney, 4:05
PM on a Sunday, another afternoon.
Game afternoon delight. We're taking on the the Tigers,
currently sitting in 11th spot. We have got an unchanged site.
There's a winch. Unchanged all the way through up
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against the Tigers. I don't know if they're
unchanged. It's Dream Bulla.
Suniya Teruva. Tailor May Stafford Teller,
Gerald Skelton, Jerome Lewi, Adam Dewey, Tyrell May Apazai
Kora S Vanua Pole Samuela Faonu.Sione Faonu.
Oh, are they brothers? Yeah.
Alex Twall. Latu Faonu.
Yeah, they're all. Royce Hunt, if I pronounce that
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correctly. Charlie Murray and Tony Suka.
That's the hardest name of the whole 1 Royce Hunt.
And Charlie Murray. Charlie Murray?
Yeah, Carl Hunt. Everyone called him Harmeichal.
Yep, everywhere he went when he played for the Sons as well.
Poor fella. Yeah, so we had a big long
discussion with the boys at WestTigers Faithful.
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You can find them on various socials.
Just search for West Tigers Faithful podcasts and you'll
find them. They do a live YouTube cross.
You should call it pod. Broadcast.
Broadcast. Thank you.
That's the word. YouTube.
Spotify. Yeah, Apple, I think, I said.
I think so. They're definitely.
They're definitely on YouTube, Igave them the L subscribe
before. Oh, good on you.
Well done. That's that's, that's a good
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effort and you'll see us over there.
I'll let him. I'll let him know in the
comments. So she gives us Cowboys fellas
on more often. Yeah, yeah, exactly right.
That's a. Bit less Tigers talk.
Yeah, that's what we need more of.
So we're not gonna deep dive toomuch on it tonight for us.
Yeah, 'cause we're gonna try andsplice that little recording
into here, right about here. Find the boys collab as a
(25:05):
special separate release becausethe boys didn't realize Pistol
jab it so much bloody pistol. There's some interesting things
I had about Lua. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Bulla. And Bulla.
Didn't you like that sleigh claprunning last?
Week yeah, so last last week I when I received the video of
going all right, so if you actually go watch the YouTube,
(25:26):
I've done an extended intro and that was good when you guys are
sitting there looked like you were trying to clap a mosquito
in front of your face or something like that.
Yeah, no, that was very good. I love that.
Very helpful. I'm sure it was good.
Very helpful. It doesn't matter the Adobe does
its thing, it can sink all by itself.
Now how's that AI? No, it's ever since I said that
(25:48):
it doesn't work. Yep.
And then I've wanted to it to show me the same window so I
could show Rob. It won't do it anymore.
It just works. I thought it was.
Scared. That's how you teach it.
Sorry, are we, are we carrying on now?
Yeah, yeah, that you finished having social media chats with
your ex Flame. Actually talking to the West
Tigers boys? OK, well, you're the one who's
talking to you. Just quickly Morgan from before.
(26:12):
So when you're talking about airshows and stuff, did you see
what happened in Sydney yesterday?
Yeah, song a golf course. Yeah, I did.
Terrible landing. I reckon landing.
Better than that. Terrible.
I reckon he's done awesome. He went in with his wing.
Straighten up. He should have gone level level.
Trainees. How many planes have you flown?
I can land, I'll play in lots ofpowers of flight simulator.
(26:32):
Hey, hot head over here is hard to please.
Yeah, he likes a good air show, not a plane crashing into a golf
course. Well, I mean, if you're going to
have something down the street, here's the thing, right?
If you're going to have all the amazing plane, if you're going
to have Talisman Sabre, one of the biggest military exercises
in the world, what you do is youmove that back a bit.
(26:54):
You've got the Germany just. Move that.
Just move that background. Singapore Air Force.
So all those, all the air. Force they could do a quick
little hey before we leave the country and head back to our
neck of the woods we can just doa little fly pass down
Australian for VP80 but. What do they have to do with
victory in the Pacific? Well, Germany had a little bit
(27:14):
to do with it. Well, not really.
Not really. Japan.
Japan had no Japan. Are you telling me I don't want
to celebrate my victory? I'm pretty sure the Germans are
not big on it. The Battle of Okinawa, I think
it's really up on their primary state.
In hindsight, maybe I didn't think it's for.
No, not when you're up there with in in Yarrawonga and your
(27:35):
posh hoity toity with your red wine.
But I didn't consider the origin.
I don't enjoy this show but. I didn't didn't consider the
origin of some of the countries.I think he missed the biggest
injury of the whole plane crash,but what's that when I'll make
oh? Yeah, yeah, he goes.
I'll have a. Biscuit when I'll make comes
running down here. Oh no, watch him hit his head.
Does he do a hammy? Oh, brutal.
(27:58):
I swear he was lucky, would haveknocked himself out, but he got
up and kept walking. Yeah, kept running, I should
say. Good on him for running down
there. You know, it was nice of the
plane to avoid the green. Yeah, that's true.
But just like, how's that sitting at the 19th and then
ohh, the planes is a bit low. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Bang. See, I would have.
I would have done the dog leg and landed down on that fairway
(28:19):
there next to the trees. Just hooked it a bit.
That's all done. It's lucky it's I mean it's
lucky it's one of those aircraftif the prop on the front like
that. So it's sort of not like a jet
like when old Sally landed in the Hudson.
River, Yeah. Old Sally, Old.
Sally. We'll be in the Hudson.
How would you be if you're like,you didn't know about that and
you're just members, right? And you've gone out for a hit
(28:41):
later that day or the next day or whatever and you're I'm
benign to this happening and you're approaching the green and
I pay my fees and everything andblah, blah, blah.
And here's this big divot like the planes obviously getting
removed and it's this big divot that they have to lay up into or
whatever what the bugs is doing here 'cause they're all toffee
nose cause hey. Someone will say a plane.
(29:01):
Crash 2 grand a year. Members fee.
Yeah, bullshit. There's no plane crash here.
You leave it there like some mini golf.
You could bounce that off the tail and get it onto the green
you want. You hated Happy Gilmore too, and
now you want it to be a real life obstacle.
It's a hot head. It's hard to please.
How am I supposed to put before this shoot?
I've watched that now by the way.
(29:22):
What do you think out of 10? I don't, I don't.
I shouldn't have sat here and defended it so.
Badly. But I mean, look, it was exactly
what I expected, but the competition thing and the whole
like Cutty ligament thing. Yeah, it was pretty silly.
Come on man. Yeah, come on.
Man, the cut ligament in the leg, I was like, OK, I'm just
gonna ignore that all together 'cause that that was too far.
But you're not gonna ignore that970 yard drive on the on the
(29:47):
last hole. No, that was that was the all
rage though, 'cause yeah, 'causehappy.
He doesn't need he's ligaments cut, he just uses rage.
I just I just like how the the main bad guy is the young fella
from 6th sense. Oh, yeah.
Hailey. Joel Osmond.
Yeah, Was that his name? Yeah, I think so.
Was that the old caddy? No.
No, no, no. The the the the the bad guy.
(30:09):
I don't. Know I don't know this shit.
Breath, poo, breath. Poo breath, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that guy. Yeah, the guy.
The little live guy. Yeah, the.
Inclave. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bad breath for some. Is the is the kid from success?
I was waiting for a reference but there wasn't.
I thought they should have made one.
I thought he might say something, you know?
Well, someone told me Eminem wasin it and I went, yeah, he was.
(30:30):
Missed that completely. When?
You missed Eminem. Yeah, I missed Eminem.
He he's, he's the, you know, theJackass guy.
Yeah, Yeah. But then no.
Not in the. You will not make this putt, you
Jackass. Are you sitting here telling us
you know all about it? I may have tuned out.
Do you? Remember Happy Gilmore one
That's the guy who who always was heckling.
(30:52):
Yep, Yep, Yep, like your Jackassthe.
One the one who ran him over with the the Volkswagen Beetle.
Yeah, well, his son came to the course to come in.
And that's Eminem. He got eaten by the alligators.
I didn't realise that. That's Eminem.
Maybe I did realise that. Maybe.
I didn't recognise. I don't think you see you don't
look at you. Did you know your Uncle John was
(31:12):
actually real life John Daly? Yeah, I knew that bit.
I knew that bit. Yeah.
Yeah, I knew Abbott. Yeah, sitting there Hoon and
hand sanitizer. John Daly in that movie was
perfect. He was that was that was
probably the the best part, likethe best cameo, I think.
No, I can confirm. I did not know that was Eminem
it. Was clearly.
(31:33):
He talked about it on a thing and it was like he only come out
for a day to do it too. Like it was like a one day
thing. And then he basically said to
him and said, yeah, well, just do what you want.
Yeah, it sounds most of most of Adam Sandler movies.
Do what you want, this guy. You must have an exciting
household. I really do.
It was a white cap. There's 2 white balls.
(31:55):
Yeah. Done.
Yep, explains a lot actually. It's the White House.
Yeah, what it's. The White House with two orange
cats? Yep.
That's it. Pineapple and peachy.
What we'll do on the podcast in the Oval Office.
Yeah, work for a bit. Good times, good times.
With two really comfy chairs. One really fucking uncomfortable
chair. We've got why I'll say, man.
Sunday also saw the Cowboys ladies take on the Bulldogs
(32:18):
ladies and come away with a 22 to six win.
Very solid effort from a lot of players there.
Kyra Dib, Lily Peacock, Jakaya Whitfield who can tackle like
she'd give some of the boys a run I reckon and Yasmin Peters
getting over in the 59th minute.That was a good game with a
double header and they go into when I think Cowboys girls are
(32:39):
now sitting. Good finals contention.
Oh oh, it's on. They are also taking on the the
the Tigers at Leichhardt after the boys are straight after men.
So it's another double headed game.
Oh, OK, a daily Double. Leichhardt as well, so good on
them. They are the cow, Cowgirls,
whatever, sitting in fourth currently behind the Knights,
(33:01):
the Broncos and the Roosters. So good chance.
Good chance this year Billy Dickoff the bench I.
Reckon that Issa Barnu would level out a few of the blokes to
a Oh, she would, she is. She's a good tackler.
Oh yeah, unbelievable. Very good.
All right. So I think we are up to, I know
China's. Back to you here.
She is, she is kind of pilata. Kind of Pilata girl. 2nd rower
(33:24):
Molly's does a $15 crumb stack on a Tuesday night.
Crumby, Crumby. Get dandy Crummer.
Did you go? Was it last week?
The week before. No, I went last week.
I'll be going again next week, so once.
A fortnight. At the moment it's 7:37 PM this
segments we probably got about another half hour left.
So if you said after 8:00 at Molly's, I'll be down there next
(33:45):
week. Oh.
Very good. Wednesday is a $20 beer and
burger. Thursday is trivia night.
Oh that's yeah, trivia night. They do open my comedy about
once a month now. I'm not so sure it's open mic
either, but because. It's ABCP next weekend.
It's pre loaded comedians to make it more of a professional
vibe, more of an. Event, but it's open mic night.
(34:05):
Open mic music night every second Tuesday.
Yeah, which will be next week aswell.
Next week. It's good.
There's a bloke called Caleb there that got on stage last
week, plays piano. Voice of an Angel.
And Friday's $15 Palmy and a $15Cobb life.
I think it could be Bandyokey this week too.
I think it is bandyokey. But also with their comedy, it's
(34:26):
they only do that once a month now instead of it used to be
once a fortnight. But it's, it's there's only, you
know, it's amateur. I wouldn't say you know, it's
amateur, semi professional sort of people.
Like, they do a set and everything and they rehearse
and, and you know, it's there for your entertainment, but it's
$10 a ticket. But all proceeds from ticket
sales goes to Angel Paws OH. Very good, I like that I can
(34:48):
support that. Yeah, and if you see a pistol
down there, he'll show you a potof Guinness if a.
Pot. He'll probably show you a pot of
Guinness. He would.
I don't know anywhere. Else.
And that's it. That's I wish we could do more
music, maybe fill it in with. That's.
Yeah, a bit of filler. Well, we're gonna thanks to
(35:10):
Morgan at Fusion Networks for ways now.
You suck up. Answer and everything.
Yeah, he wants. He wants some greenbacks.
He's a bit hot under the collar.Look, we were sort of closed
last week. We're sort of not.
I've just tipped five games thisweek of five different try
scorers say we've got Storm versus Bulldogs game one Monster
(35:30):
has been moved to fullback. So I'm going money to sweep
around and get a get a try. Yeah, because he's playing
fullback. He's not playing 5 eights.
Yeah, yeah, I like. That so he's playing fullback
and the Dogs have been very hit and miss in defence lately.
Ever since they're I don't thinksigning Galvin mid season has
worked for them when they had Toby Sexton carving him up.
(35:52):
Don't tell, Gus. Don't tell.
Gus. So well monster monster for the
storm. We then see dolphins play the
sea eagles. I thought in the hammer, a
hammer try just to cross. We then Chuck in Titans versus
Warriors on the Gold Coast. Now Titans seem to be the
Warriors bogey team. AJ Brimsons that fullback as
well. There's a bit of a theme here.
(36:14):
Going three full backs so far. Yep, Newcastle versus Broncos.
Newcastle just played us up here.
I've always said that when a team plays someone in
Townsville, they don't usually travel too well.
They have to play Brisbane at Suncorp.
I've gone the Origin stalwart Dimat Shibasaki.
Shibasaki, Yep, planning in the centres.
I think there could be some ballI was tossing up between him and
(36:36):
Walshy, but I've gone Shiba and then we're going to round out
with Cows versus Tigers. How Jeremiah and A, they've been
doing some bombs and he's been chasing through.
He scored last week against the Knights that broke a few game
drought of crossing the Strip, but he's starting to get himself
more active on those high kicks.He's definitely coming good at
(36:57):
the tail end of the season, had a little bit of a lull, very
origin. I think, you know, every year
it's all looking good for next year, you know, we'll get Lukey
back. We'll have Chester there
thereabouts. Batemans being good for us.
My. Boy, Darby will come back.
Nano has been doing good, Burns is being on earth like.
Burns is a Too bad Burns is a weapon.
So that is paying $204.11 to onepower plate of course. 20 bucks
(37:23):
on at $4082.22. Five games, five try scores.
It's good value and what we we start on a Friday night, we get
the Saturday, the Saturday and the Sunday, so we're going
across all weekend. Like AJ scores for the tights,
Hammer scores for the fins. Hammer scores for sure.
Monster at fullback? Yeah, we'll be sweeping around.
(37:43):
He gets in and then it's just gimm out Nanoi.
I mean. And it's the nights.
It's the nights Broncos. Gamut's a given, yeah.
Gamut's in. And the boys in the Tiger's
Faithful podcast, They were Shiba Psyche fans too.
Yeah, weird. So I reckon it's got a chance
pistol. Yeah, small.
No results. It's just 80 minutes, one try
(38:04):
scorer. We can do it.
Just want to see it bang early like monster goes over in the
1st 4 minutes. That leg's done.
Yeah, that'd be nice. Otherwise, it's a very early
Friday night. Wrap up on your old multi eight
o'clock 8:00 Friday and this is all done.
Yeah, Yeah. That's not a good weekend.
No, no, not good at all. It's almost like watching a
Broncos game on it's a Friday night.
(38:24):
Yeah, it's a real ruiner. Nobody enjoys that.
No ruins your weekend. Ruins your weekend?
Tell you, tell you what? What could be ruined is
Collingwood not playing finals. Oh, we are falling apart, but
wheels are falling off. But you know what?
We lost both three. We lost 2.
The basically the favourites by three points.
So it's not the end of the world, but yeah, but it's we're
(38:46):
rattling down the road a bit. Downhill.
Slide. It is a downhill slide.
But did you see Nas signed with the Saints?
Is that right? Massive news this week.
Naziah Wanganin, Miller era. Miller era.
Did he say his name? Yeah.
Signed a huge deal, $2 million, man of the Saints.
So good on them. OK, It's good to see him sign
with a little club. Tipping comp at is at
(39:06):
footytips.com dot AU, the main comp which is sponsored by Molly
Malones as well. I mean, everything is.
Thanks, Carl. Thanks, Carl.
Evelyn out in front, still on 136 points.
Amelia in second place, 134 points.
Kirky on 134 points as well. Flopster, 77, is in fourth place
on his own on 131 points. Has a joker up their sleeve.
(39:29):
That's decent, just. Putting that out there only five
points behind with the Joker Fraudog in fifth on 130.
County 38 on 130 on 129 is a Skyvo.
On 129 is Ma'am Kunstar on 100. I've got to be careful when I
say that 128 points to my Tomoi.Tomoi also has a a joker.
(39:50):
So does Skyvo. Just just quietly, just a Lily
Dicken Hendo is on 128, just John is on 128 and get to the
Kick also on 128. That's our top, well, top 12,
but you know, there's four or five people on 128 points there
in the top 10. So there you go in 32nd spot.
Fusion Morgan 122 points. Yeah, boy, you got five with a 0
(40:14):
margin. Yeah, you know what?
We're making our way up. I think I went up about four
spots this week. Jumped.
A few of it, yeah. 4 There's an average of about four over the
weekend. Almost top 30.
I'm in 33rd. That's pretty terrible.
On I only got 3. Yeah, I've jumped you.
Sharp listeners for last week would pick up that I should have
got four. However, I saw Pappenhausen was
(40:37):
out and changed my tip. Val late minute change I did.
Oh, Harry Green caught you and. And I got done.
I got done by Harry Grant. My boy Grant.
Cheating little cheating little shit that.
Was a sharp little movie, mate. Storm these two.
Both these teams fly so close tothe sun and get away with so
much. Yeah, but you know what's good
(40:58):
about that is that they're flying so close to their sun.
Come finals time, maybe they might just become a bit too much
like Icarus with his wax wings maybe, and crash and burn.
Maybe we'll see what happens. The potatoes in the 71st spot on
111 points, Cowboy chicken in 84th spot on 108 and on 107 one
(41:20):
point behind the cowboy. Just a blazing 2 guns.
What A4? You're in 92nd.
That's had a score. Weren't you like top five at 1?
Point. Yep, Yep.
How did it end up in 90 seconds?I was in the top five, I was
equal 3rd and. This is when he realized the
(41:40):
back of the bus is cooler than the front.
Yeah, it happens every year. No, it goes to the.
Front it goes to the front of the halfway.
Through the season, the other teams that I'd never tip always
started winning. It's fucked.
In the Patreon comp, just a LilyDick in his head on 128 points
ahead of Grizzly 87 on 127, Catastrophe's on 126, Cody
(42:01):
O'Hara 7 is on 125, and Hawk forLife with a joker up his sleeve
124, so I'm four points behind. There's not many rounds left to
use a joker just quietly, so youmight want to think about it.
And just on rounds, and I'm gonna go cross code here.
(42:22):
When's the last time you've donea tip of a round and you're able
to tip the same team twice like the Suns?
Because they've got to. Play twice.
Yeah, the. Point.
When's the last time you ever seen being able to tip the same
team? Never seen a round?
Not in the same round. Well did they have?
Remember they did split rounds. Yeah, but that wasn't yeah, but
(42:46):
they would still. You couldn't.
You weren't tipping them. Twice, no, but that team
wouldn't play in the second weekin the split round.
Yeah. That's, that's interesting.
Interesting. Yeah.
It's quirky, I'll. Go coast, go coast.
You go on the sun. Yeah, I've gone Suns to beat.
They got Essendon, I think they got.
They'll touch them up easy. Now it's Suns versus Port first
(43:07):
up and then they've got Essendonin the in the last game on the
Wednesday. That's the that's the catch up,
the catch up game because of thecycling, cycling because of
cycling and Alfred, which changed all of southeast QLD.
Could they not have just gone round 24 ending on Sunday night
and then a special one game stand alone round 25 Could have,
(43:28):
but they didn't. They could have probably
actually played in Cyclone Alfred now.
It wasn't much of A blow. I get why they didn't.
They like safety reasons like yeah, what if what if it's
safety? No, but what if it did pop in
and everything and. Like yeah, but it didn't.
Yeah, we've seen it's, it's freaking ridiculous.
Like it's but it didn't. No, but it but it's the case.
(43:49):
But it's the case of you're gonna fail after Yasi and you
see what a cyclone can really do.
Yeah. And it's just like the amount of
people sitting there sad, cryingor didn't come.
This was a waste of time. Like, do you really want your
whole hat roof ripped off your house in the middle of the
night? And like, I don't know.
I just that that's the sort of thing that gets under my skin,
(44:09):
like stuff that Morgan gets. What grinds Morgan scares?
A hot head. Over here now, the Wheel of Time
spun up #81 last week and Luki Ifelt some Hass was in 81st at
the end of the round, just gone on 109 points.
Luki, I felt some Hass did not submit a spig pipe.
(44:34):
Luki, Luki, you're killing us, boy.
So the old Molly's jackpot, I believe is it 150?
Sure. We'll run with that.
We'll run with that. I.
Think it's about 150. That sounds right.
That sounds about right. That's that's, that's hefty.
That's good. So.
Like if you're, if you're listeners and you're tuning in
like wouldn't you? That's worth it now.
(44:56):
Yeah, it's worth it when it was 25 bucks.
This is true. Imagine getting 150 bucks to
spend at the that's half a nightfor you pistol.
Yeah, that's an entree. Yeah, that's half, half an hour,
Rob. That's half an hour.
That's half an hour. We need to spin the wheel to see
who our Wheel of Time is gonna be for next week, and it's spin.
Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding.
(45:16):
Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding,
Ding, Ding, Ding. 7070 So at theend of this round, if you're in
70th spot, you could in an and you submit a speak pipe.
That's the thing. But it's going to be like, do a
good speak pipe, like tell us who you are, where you come
from, how long you've been listening to the show.
(45:38):
Yeah. How much you love Molly's and a
crumb steak Tuesday and who you found us and who you are.
What do we need to do to improveon How's the cows going to go
next? Year.
Sing us a song if you want sing.Us a song, piano man.
Currently in 70th spot is pain and the huss.
Pain and the Huss. And 71st is the potato.
So if the potato ends up ends upin 70th.
(46:01):
Does that mean we're going down mollies?
It's that means. Resets and we go to mollies.
Yeah, yeah. I think so.
And we might have to eat a raw potato.
I'll do that 450, Molly. He would.
That's for sure. It's good stuff.
Swiss Cowboys in 66 just. Quite a bit of salt.
Caston, if you throw a couple tips this around you might end
(46:22):
up in 70th. It's well worth coming over I.
Don't. Well, you could use it next time
you're here. Yeah, for sure.
Yeah. Book a flight.
Your system might use it. That's true.
Maybe, maybe. Definitely could.
Definitely could. Or you could just donate it back
to us. That would be nice.
Yeah, that would be lovely. Thank you.
In any case, tipping for this round kicks off.
When does it kick off? Thursday the 21st of August.
(46:44):
Oh well done at. 7:50 PM at A Core.
Stadium. A core thank you.
This is good. I like it.
I started a trend. I didn't start it, but anyway,
it's out there. Dragons are $1.90, taking on the
Rabbits at $1.90. And yes, I said that backwards
because the Dragons are the awayteam.
We're starting with Morgan. Big round for me this Rob.
We are going head to head to seewho's going to win, almost.
(47:05):
We are actually. It's you versus me that we've
got a joke of each. This is big.
This is big. Now I'm going, I don't even
know. I want to tell you my tips to
tell you truth, but I'm going togo the Dragons by 6 points.
I'll tell you now, I've already put mine in.
Are you locked in? I'm not going to change them.
OK, All right, I'm in too. Unless there's an injured player
and then I change it between here and Thursday night.
I never changed my. Tips.
And then it gets wrong anyway. You got to ride or die, Bill.
(47:28):
I've got the Dragons by 8. Cool.
Yeah, Pistol, I go. On red V by 10 and I've got a
confession as well here. We go.
When the when the Dogs lost to the Roosters on Friday night, I
changed my tip from Broncos to Dolphins because I can't tip the
Broncos. No, because the season was over.
And how did that end up? Dolphins lost by 10, Yeah.
(47:52):
I'm going the Dragons by 8 as well just.
Well, maybe I'll go away, yeah. You don't know, don't go the
same because you've got a bettermargin.
I've got to play defensively. Friday the 22nd, 6:00 PM at Glen
Willow Regional Stadium. In Mudgie.
Mudgie Yep, all right. It's the Panthers at $1.62,
taking on the Raiders at $2bucks.30.
(48:13):
Morgan. Yeah, I'm going to most likely
go Canberra here. OK, most likely.
Yeah, right, 90%, OK. Yeah, I'm going to ride the the
the Green machine all the way in, I think.
Crystal. I too will be going the green
machine, The green machine. You have been waiting to do
(48:36):
that. He's.
Brought in props I didn't know. Ever since the Bulldogs lost
last week, you're like, Yep. It's all green machine baby.
I think that's when does this pod finish since we're not
playing finals this year, is this do we just do a recap after
round 27 by we'll? Let the fans decide.
Whatever the fans we'll. Follow the Raiders in.
Follow the Raiders. In Follow the Raiders Home I'm.
(49:00):
Going to go to the Panthers 8:00PM at Amy Park.
On Friday night, it's the Storm at $1.45.
Taking on the Bulldogs at $2.75.Morgan.
Yeah, this will be game of Iran for me.
I'm going to go over Stormers, Ithink, yeah.
Yeah, give me the storm. Pistol Yeah, I've got Storm with
the monster anytime. Yeah, I'm going.
(49:21):
The storm as well is Papin. They just find out.
'Cause monsters full back pap's out.
They just PAP is out as well. That is what it is.
Yeah. I'm going Melbourne.
Saturday the 23rd 3:00 PM, Four Pines Park, Manly Dollar 85
Dolphins $1.95 Morgan. Dolphins here for me, Bill.
Look at the Dolphins stuff. Manly.
(49:42):
Pistol. Stuff manly.
I've gone Dolphs and with a bit of luck results happening.
Broncos can miss out on playing finals, but we need a Dolphins
win. All right, well, I'm all for it.
I'm going the Fins as well stuff.
Manly, 5:30 PM, CIBA Super Stadium on Saturday.
Titans 240, Warriors Dollar 57. Waz all day long, Bill.
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Up the waz. Pistol.
Yeah, up the waz AJBM anytime. The Blas myself as well. 7:35 PM
Com Bank Stadium, Eels 320, Roosters Dollar 35I.
Only tip eels in Darwin so I'm going Roosters Bill.
I don't want to back the Roosters.
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I mean, you know, I'm just goingto go to eels.
Bugger it. Oh, OK, that's that's me upset
for the round. Yeah, I like it.
Yeah, I'm going eels because we want to see Bronx out of the 8
now that the cows can't make it,but I still want to see if my
formula would have worked from what I came up with last week,
obviously the. Roosters winning potentially
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pushes Brisbane out. Yeah, I know, but a Roosters
loss and a Dolph's win and a Tigers win can almost push out a
Bronx and a Rooster. A Tigers win, yeah, against
Cowboys. Oh no, I don't want tigers.
Tonight, See, you got to think it through.
Sunday the 24th, 2:00 PM McDonald Jones Knights 370
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Broncos $1.28 All them. Yeah, I have to go to the Bronx
for me. I'm sorry.
Bill, can you give me the Knights?
Oh, OK, pissed. Off maybe Castrians for me.
Yeah, look, I'd love to, but I got to go to the Broncos on this
one because I got to beat Morgansomehow. 4 O 5:00 PM at
Leichhardt. We're so far down the ladder,
Bill the. Tigers.
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The Tigers are $1.70. The Cowboys are 2015.
Morgan. Yeah, Lockhart's a charming
Oval. I will go the Cowboys for this
one. Better Together, stronger as
one. Bill.
Yeah, give me, I'm not going to stop Back in the Cowboys now
give me the Cowboys. Pistol.
I'm not stopping back in the Bronx out of the cows either.
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Can we can we clip that out please?
Yeah, the the Denver Broncos give us the chaos.
Very good. I'm gonna go the Tigers.
Your what? The potato has gone, the
rabbits, the Panthers, the Bulldogs, the fins, the wahs,
the eels, bronchos and the tigers as well.
I thought that was coming keeping.
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An eye on you. You.
Got a sort tooth. I'm not gonna get any fisty
cuffs. But you're gonna say that you
had a sort tat and the sharks have the bite this week.
Probably good for them. Mcinnis gone.
Yeah. And I'll take the Zinger burger.
Zinger over a popcorn chicken. Yeah, it's yeah, Hell yeah,
100%. What chicken doesn't have any
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chicken in anymore? It's all just basically crumb.
Yeah, it's like balls of crumb. And without sweet see our
dipping sauce, it is just a not enjoyable dish.
But you know what as the biggestfail about KFC in the last 10
years? Well, there's 2.
They got rid of the crushes for one.
The second one is they got rid of pineapple but it never got
they got rid of a Zinger Works burger.
Yeah, yeah. And they also had the third one.
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They changed their twister wrap from having like lettuce, tomato
and that mayonnaise drizzle sauce to that coal, that
cabbage. Crunch crap.
Yeah, yeah, that happened to COVID.
It never came back. No, not only did we get
vaccinized, vaccinized, Oh my God, we lost our.
We lost our we lost our twister wraps.
Bring back the original twister.Like none of this cabbage
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bullshit. Yeah, that was because we
Lettuce, cheese, tomato that. Was the lettuce shortage?
Remember the big lettuce shortage?
Yeah, but now we're back. We've got lettuce back.
Again, but apparently it must betoo expensive now it.
Wouldn't. What a RIP.
What a RIP. Off it's like it's much easier
to sell lettuce over cabbage I reckon so they must have like an
under the table deal. Should be the lettuce.
Must have two more years left onit.
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Big lettuce. Cabbage is.
Cabbage is better for you anyway.
Not on it. What do we stuff?
What are you, Russian tan? I got tan.
But twister crunch is terrible. Go eat.
Yeah, bloody sauerkraut. Do I look Russian dear?
Russian Communist. Oh, fancy a conservative telling
me about complaining about bloody cabbage on there.
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The salyards pay a pass. Cabbage.
It's pass at the end of the cabbage or lettuce.
Now this. This one is Monster in a Cow's
Jersey in 2027 for 1.6. Where'd?
You come up with that figure, Pistol?
Jameson did. Your arse, Jameson did.
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Jameson did. Could we do a trade?
We ship out Tomalalo, we bring in money.
Who else do we send? There's no draft.
There's no draft and we keep in Tamalo though I'm.
Just saying if we did play with me here hypothetically.
Tomalo is in the best. Who do we trade form of his?
We ship out Tomalo, we take monster.
Like Korea? Who else are we sending?
It's a 2 for one deal. I'm.
Not shipping out. I'm shipping someone out.
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I'll ship someone out. Yeah.
Who else? I would ship out.
He'd get rid of someone like. Good question.
That's actually a really good question.
No, I can't. No, he's too good.
I'm Kevin Darby. Can we get rid of Masters?
Is he still kicking around? Let's say you'd bring Esan
masters back. Bring him back, my boy masters,
if I. See correctly in the Pacific
Cook Islands team Esan Masters is 7.
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Sorry, should be he's a gun. I'm about to tell you who I
would ship out I. Had the Cook Islands team and
Neeson, who has only ever playedcentre, is their half back
because they got no one else. So passing on Munster in a cow's
jersey while paying on passing. What about Lauden or Edwards?
I'd pay one of them for 1.1 but not 1.6.
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You wouldn't pay 1.6, yeah. I'd pay 1.1.
Even with the increased salary cap, what if it was back ended?
Just a three-year deal at even just a flat one, I'd pay
Munster. I'd you'd think he probably
would get 1.6. He would Perth bears.
He could almost get 2.5 at Perth.
Yeah, we discussed this last week and he's he's in North
Queensland from Rocky. That's 30.
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Come home, brother. I'll pay one for.
Now you can tell, Pistol wrote these ones.
Rottweilers are the best dog breed.
Pay definite pay. I'll probably pass, they're big
for me. Best pass.
They're good, they're not the best.
I'll pass, but for the main reason that I'm not the biggest
fan of like a full breed dog. Yeah, I've always had mongrels
and I love my mongrels. I think they're because I get
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them from the pound. So it's sort of I just get what
I get. You get a rescue.
Yeah, you roll your dice. Yeah, roll me dice.
That's how I ended up with with Chip, my original dog.
And then that's how I got Coco now.
That's how it works. Yeah, yes, I pass on that one.
How do? It's just great when someone
says what sort of dog have you got?
And I say yeah, girl 1, Brown one born.
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We gotta, we gotta, we gotta come up with our own and not let
Pistol write. These Dixie heart of.
Dixie is a great TV. Show one guess who this one came
from. Jamison.
The bottom of a bottle of Jamison.
I'd suggest potentially another place too.
No no, I've been watching a bit of Heart of Dixie lately.
I've almost finished season 1. This.
Is interesting. I, I, I will pay it.
It's Rachel Bilson. Is Zoe Hart.
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I believe the Rachel Bilson fan.Yep, big big big.
Liz Lemon, not so much. What is?
Is the crocodile still in there?Have you met the crocodile yet?
Burt Reynolds. Reynolds The crocodile.
I will say I would not say it's a great TV show.
I'd say I'd pass. I'd pay.
It's a good TV show. Yeah, OK.
Yeah. Oh, oh, that's right.
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Yeah, it has got Rachel Bilson. Rachel Bilson.
It does go up in That's what Rachel's.
Yeah, she's she's good. Yeah, yeah.
That's. Interesting show, good Shay on
Liz Lemon, eh? Passing Would you rather sleep
nude or wear satin silk pyjamas?Oh, pay on.
Depends on what soddy you. Not a nude sleeper for me, I'm
going Saturn. Yeah, but sat, no, I don't know,
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like just boxes in general. Yeah, I wear boxes.
Yeah, it's a tight new thing, I reckon.
If it's if it's winter, so if you're gonna leave.
So if you've got the air con on in the summer, I'll just sleep
nude because if I'm going to leave the room, I don't want to
be hot, go to the toilet or whatever, right.
But in the winter, you got to get up to pee in the middle of
the night and the floor's cold and everything's cold.
You don't want to get out from under your blanket.
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That's when I'd run the silk pyjamas.
Oak Valley winter is different to an in town winter though.
Yeah, I got an extra 50 to 60 meters of elevation, so it's.
Yeah, but what the temp is and what it feels like would be a
lot different out at egg. Valley I'm not listening to
feels like I'll look at what a temperature gauge says and
that's the temperature it is. Like this feels like crap, but
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she you know what Pale Pass feels like temperatures I'm
passing. Yeah, pass on that.
Yeah, it's crap. Whatever the mercury says is
what it is, and if you don't like it, get that over it.
Yes, it's not as hot as you think.
I'm with you, I'm with you. But it also, geez, she's cold.
It's 22ยฐ. It feels a lot colder.
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This reminds me of a time, October in Canberra.
It feels that cold. I will tell you something, after
losing the weight, I'm always cold now.
Like I've never been this cold in my life before.
I'm always cold. No insulation.
No insulation. Yeah, this winter's been tough,
actually. Like I'm literally wearing
hoodies and long pants. I didn't own any.
Like I am all in on being cold all the time now all.
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Right. Yeah, I got kids, so I'm not
sleep at noon. It's just, it just doesn't work.
Well see also I'm a crime fighter so I I have to go to bed
prepared so I wear. You're a crime.
Fighter, I wear the clothes in Carcinia Spring into action 2:00
in the morning. Basically I'm I'm the Harris
Crossing Batman. Harris Cross I.
Stand on I stand on top of my roof and I Overview of your
state. Yeah, you're Batman out there.
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You're hoity toying like Bruce Wayne at You are Batman.
It's not hoity toity photo come.On pay or pass.
See This is why I gotta get in the right these before you guys
do. The VP Air Show was a cracking
event. Yeah, pay, I reckon.
It was so good pay. Cracking or crapping?
Cracking, Yeah. I'm paying this as much as I'm
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paying Happy Gilmore. It was the shittiest thing I've
ever seen, it was so bad. No, it was perfect.
It was good. Did they say, did they truly say
it was a fly by and on their shows?
Literally advertisers and they fly over.
Well, we got what we paid for. Yeah, that's all I can say.
Yeah. You didn't pay anything.
I just think, yeah, as far as Townsville being the biggest
Garrison city in the in the country, it's graceful.
(01:00:13):
And then that being our little thing, yeah.
Would would have been better offto, you know, sail a Navy ship
through or something like, you know, just anything.
Yeah, well, the Sea Link ferry was more interesting than the
air show. There's no Navy in Townsville.
There's no, well, we don't, we don't, we don't have a proper
Air Force Base either. Like it's just a base.
I think our aircraft where the King airs, I don't even think we
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have them anymore. Well, I actually predicted this.
So I actually said during the week, I said I'm worried that
our air show is going to be a couple King Airs fly by down the
strain, like we're doing ANZAC Day.
And, you know, at 6:00 in the morning, they get the King Air.
Yeah, that is basically just painted white.
Way more Chinooks. Yeah.
So air raft base is more 5th aviation.
Well, we're getting the Apache soon too.
(01:00:55):
That's right. Which I'm very excited about.
We're getting a fleet of Apachesin Townsville.
I'm excited. They will be amazing.
But what we couldn't get a couple Chinooks in the air to do
a little lap down Australian well.
Actually, that's a good point. Unfortunately, though the VP80
celebrations wasn't funded, government cut tide funding to
it. You can tell.
You can definitely. Tell it was pretty disgraceful
(01:01:17):
how it actually all eventuated you can go in and back story and
read it all up yourself and do your own research, but yeah the.
State government cut it, right? Yep.
They weren't funny. Bad.
It's very bad. Yeah, it is for such a big event
to celebrate like what we have in life because of these people
back 80 years ago. Free domain free.
How would you feel being a veteran now and.
That yeah, yeah, it was pretty. I mean, I know that the.
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Pretty sickening to be. Honest, I know how some veterans
feel about our government as it is currently.
Won't go into that, but it's, it's, yeah, it's, it's, it's
disgraceful. Even the fact that there's that
many Chinooks and well, I wouldn't, I wouldn't want a
Taipan doing a lap out there. It might crash in everybody.
I ran all day, but you just couldn't do one more mission
just to go up and down Australiaa couple of times.
I mean, come on. Fucking hell yeah.
(01:02:01):
This guy fires up. Hey, well.
When you when you're an aviationnut, yeah, it's like, 'cause I
when the Antonov ANAN. 124. Came in the other day.
Yep, I saw it and I was off I I will literally be able to knock
off work. Yep, go pull up at the airport
and. Watch it.
Yep. And then something happened in
the meantime, and then I just drove home and saw it on
(01:02:23):
Facebook when I got home and I was like you kicking and
screaming and carrying on my missus.
It's OK. Like it's not OK.
You don't know when these thingsare coming to Townsville.
You find out about the moment they take off and it says it's
going to Townsville. That's when you find out.
Yep. And I just went and she's going.
OK, Yeah, I'll just say I leave you alone for.
This is pretty. Moment.
(01:02:45):
I like seeing you guys fire off.It's what's interesting the two
most Placid people on the planet.
What's interesting is everyone got into the A124, but a week
later we had AC five. Yeah, we had AC-5.
We've. Had a couple of them.
Yeah, and no one really even seemed to know about it.
Like, yeah, it came in and left and no one really, said Bird.
It was. A Canadian Air Force One, wasn't
it? American.
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American I. Thought, well, we must have had.
I'm pretty sure we had it. Oh.
No, we had a lot of C seventeenscoming and going, yeah.
Sorry, I think I might be thinking of a Canadian C-17.
I'll tell you my favorite plane.I'm a huge fan of the New
Zealand 757-776-7757. It is a fantastic plane.
It's really long, it's got RollsRoyce engines, sounds amazing
bring up but R but RNZAF or whatever it is rural New Zealand
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Air Force 757. If you start talking trains, I'm
turning your microphones down. No, I'm not much of a train.
Guy and then bring up the Mexican 619.
That is a bloody good looking plane.
Now the unfortunate thing is it does break down a lot.
I've got two of them because oneof them is normally out of
service, but it is a bloody goodlooking plane.
It is my favorite one I think kicking around.
(01:03:51):
What's that? Yep, looks like a plane.
Jetstar painted It looks like a Jetstar from here to Brisbane.
Painted itself, it's a beautiful.
Plane set airline. It's like a 1980s plane.
It is Immaculate. It's beautiful, Pete.
You'll love this. It's actually the same plane
Trump has. Yeah, he's got the 757.
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It's beautiful. Click on one of those pictures
like that one down there down bottom.
Well, would you say it's majestic?
It's it's majestic. It is beautiful.
It's because. It doesn't look sexy.
It doesn't need to be, although it is fast.
Those engines are good engines. Is that real double Rs?
Yeah, Fantastic of planes. That's a Rolls Royce.
I think it's a Rolls Royce trend, maybe.
(01:04:31):
Not a Mad Dog tail fin. They got nothing on it, Pratt
and Whitney. No, PNW.
Yeah, your PNW is not bad. Oh, Pratt and Whitney's not bad.
You think you know someone? What's your thoughts of?
It's a Trek star. Of towns for revisiting the
Greenville train line. Oh OK, so I build.
It back through the tea house rooms.
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I think it'd be cool, but it wouldn't do anything.
I'm really happy that the state government has funded fixing
that railway bridge for the Savannah Lander.
Have you seen that? You know, the old silver rail
motors? Yeah, up at Einsley.
So there's, you know, the Savannah Lander.
It used to go from Cairns up to like Croydon, I think it was,
right. There's a couple of bridges
(01:05:13):
which are really starting to getyou by the used by old wooden
bridges wood. Truss or nice the.
Old trusses, Yeah, good. That's the exact bridge there
that's crossing the Copperfield River at.
That's the one. So they basically haven't been
able to do the full loop, but also they haven't really
basically the whole rail lines threatened, right?
Because of these bridges. The state governments pitched in
(01:05:35):
and said we'll fix them up for you, which is a fair whack of
money. So good on you, the state
government. See that in the photo that I've
got on the screen? You'll see it on the YouTube in
the background as you can see a pretty new bridge.
Before that bridge was built, the farmers used to actually
drive their cars over this bridge just so they could get to
the so they could get to the pubduring the.
(01:05:56):
That go on the train bridge. Yeah, that drive the utes over
the training. Bridge to get to the pub?
That's cool. That's a good looking train
though. Hey, that's got a rail I've.
Seen it in the flesh, so at the Ironsley.
Pub One of the things I want to do is I want to go on that
train. That's that's one of my like
bucket list items is to go on that train.
What about You literally can. 15seconds ago said you weren't
into trains at all. It turns out loud.
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Pretty into trains. Pretty into trains.
What about going on again? Would you?
Would you be? I would be in the Pacific.
You know what I'm into? I love a train.
I want to do the Canadian Pacific.
You have a Rocky Mountain one where it's got the big windows.
On the transcontinental. Yeah, the old, I don't know,
it's got a treasure, but yes, you have a big one with the big
windows and you go through it. Rocky Mountains, Oh, it's
(01:06:38):
amazing. Yeah, looks incredible.
Possibly. You can jump on YouTube and
there's a bloke called Trek Trendy.
Yeah, he's he does a lot of these sort of trips like first
class on Emirates and Oh yeah, and 1st class on Qantas.
But he's also he's done the Indian Pacific on their first
class carrier. That'll be sweet.
I'll dig that I'm. Pretty sure he's done the Gan
too. And a good old sleeper train
too. You know, you used to be able to
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get the actual sleeper where yougo on sleeper couch.
You weren't you weren't in like a chair that reclines like an
airline plane. You could actually have a
sleeper couch where you go into the bunk bed and it.
Actually sounds like. A proper bunk like you have on
the Indian Pacific back in the downhill.
It's fantastic. Don't bite me.
Down bend to be heard. On the ratchet queue, on
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Instagram, Facebook XL on various socials, pistol add on
the spot. Maybe next year.
Morgan Holmes Evans for Fusion Network, so I'll give him a bit
of volume. Thanks everybody.
Thanks for making us look good, Bill.
No worries. Follow our Facebook, send us a
message on Speak Pipe. Share us around.
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Give it on the rash. Let's go cavalry.
And let's hope that the next airshow towns will host.
We can petition a Hercules barrel roll.
We'll get some Apaches for sure.Let's get a train to it.