Two All Beef Patties

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Well, records fell on the weekend and we were on the wrong
end of them. Welcome to the ranch.
When I say we, I mean the Cowboys, obviously, because

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we're never on the wrong end of any record.
Hey Peter, welcome to the ranch episode 203 brought to you by
Molly Malone's. I'm XR Bob.
Find me on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram Blue sky Mastodon.
Mastodon. Actually I don't use.
That one. That's another one.
Like Power Ranger? It sounds like a dinosaur.

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It does a bit, I think it is it.Is it's like a off cut of a
woolly mammoth? On the spot, Peter placing 2
guns. I'm back again, not feeling it
too well tonight, so if the bossis listening to this on
Wednesday, you'll probably know why I was sick yet tomorrow.
Sick. Yes, Tomorrow.
Yeah, cool. Sick tomorrow, but by the time
he hears this on Wednesday, it would have been yesterday.

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I got that Morgan for Fusion Networks.
I could not be more excited for his podcast tonight.
It's gonna be an absolute Corker.
It's pretty hard to get up out of bed.
No, it really is. I'll have our Pete's pre
position in the sick day before he's even caught in sick.
That's some real 4D chess. It is.
There's not enough herbal tea that can secure this.
And Billy's keeping an eye on us, making us look good.

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Yeah. Yeah.
Alright. How you doing?
That's that's that's that's straight to HR.
Rob, what? You can't be saying that HR, HR.
Write me up there. And Rob is HR good point.
And I'm and I'm Rob's deputy. Yeah, give me a call.
Just call Tommy Skinner. Well, I'll call him.
That's that's very close to giveme your number.

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I'll leave you a speaker. Peter, you're HR?
Yeah. We're gonna make a complaint
with Rob. What's he done?
He's a glorious of me. Yeah, well, kind of cute with
those glasses, aren't you? That's where the HR conversation
finishes. That's the end of the story and
that's where I launch my lawsuit.
Flickers a like Flickers says subscribe, Flickers a share, hit

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the bell and Ding Ding on his head.
That's why that was good last week.
I like that one. Thanks for that.
On the ranch nq.myshopify.com pick up one of these bad boys
pick up a panic and drank out ofmy panic and on Saturday didn't
help. Drank out of my panic and Saty
definitely did not help. No so, but you know, the more
panic and that are out there getting drunk out of the more

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power we have. Do you think it's possible?
Anything's possible. That the 50 for 50 raffles is
actually nothing and it's just they take your money you've.
Cornered a scam? I have suggested this in the
past. Really.
Well, all of these things, there's no proof that they just
put up, say, Deborah D Yeah, yeah.
I was like, well, who? What's the ticket number?
They didn't have the ticket number, Yeah.

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Alright, so has anyone? 'Cause I buy 50 for 50.
Yeah, every time I go to the game.
As and well I've I've bought a fair few, has anyone ever won a
5050? So anyway, just let us know.
Great question. Let us drop a comment or send us
a speak part. Has Hendo won it?
Yeah, probably. Of all people, Hendo has
probably won. It yeah, makes sense.
Hendo shout out if you won. Bloody guy gets around on a

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motorbike. He won, yeah.
Yeah, it's unbelievable. Nice bike too.
Oh. He's a sweet sweet hog.
Very nice 1 sweet hog. Sorry, he knows you're a sweet
hog. It's not a hog.
Sorry, it's not Saturday night as well.
Did you where? Well, he was walking to the
game. I was walking Palmer St.
Yeah, right, because I got dropped off.
That's not how he said it to me,no.
Because I was. You walking straight.

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Something else I had to go to gofatty someone.
Let's go see a man about a dog. That's why I have a pocket.
That's a pocket. Yeah, and that's why the pocket
got used. Copy gotcha.
Yes. Sorry, sorry.
Walking past me and he's he dug the shoulder in like he was
Tamela. He did tell me he did that,
yeah. It's like poor Yeah, that was a

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tight mosquito point. Yeah, you probably have to get
him out on the field. speakpipe.com, forward slash on
the ranch. And you can leave us a message,
leave your thoughts. If you've won a 5050, let us
know in that and how much it wasand is it legit?
Because we're starting to think it's a bit of a scam.
Yeah. And if it is, how do we get in
on this? It's like those raffle tickets
you buy for the houses and stuff, like who knows who wins
that like. Boys.

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Club. Yeah, like who knows all those?
Apartments on the Gold Coast. Yeah, a lot of apartments.
Every single one is A1 raffle ticket.
Have to be. To be fair, I have heard of a
story of someone winning once. Yeah, and they won one of the
ones on the canal down in the Gold Coast, Burleigh Heads or
something. Did they?
So I've heard a story where he did.
I've heard of they, they've, they've raffled off entire
blocks and you, you basically live in the penthouse up top and

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just rent out the rest of them and that's your living money.
That sounds alright. That's it.
Yeah, I'm surely. Yeah.
Like, especially these days. I could deal with that.
I'm a bit iffy on it though, like 'cause you get picked up
outside shops with surf life saving club and everything.
Oh yeah, we're doing. And there's for the kids and
blah blah blah. Then we got a $6 million beach
house to raffle off a lot of tickets.

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Maybe that developer could have just given 6,000,000 to the Surf
Life Saving Club. Yeah, probably could've.
Could've. Doesn't work like that mate.
But if they raffle off enough around all around Australia.
Like, that's a lot of tickets you've got to recoup.
And I've never seen anyone standing in a life standing at
one of those pop up shops at a life Surf life saving in the
middle of stockies or something.It tends to be someone like the

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Amway store I was telling about too.
You do get suckered into it a little bit sometimes.
Well, none of the sales people in those are ugly, let's just
say that. Yes, very noticeably biased
towards one one side of. Things.
One side of things, and they're all.
Fit but for I bought tickets on the Saturday night game and
every other time it's first nameand and back name and then back

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back. Time.
There front and back name. You do need a sick day.
You are a. Yeah, yeah, we know, We know.
Pete's ready for the winter holiday.
These guys just don't know. Well, it's a middle name, so why
can't it be a back name? Yeah, it's called be a back
name. A front and back and say, but
that's sadly not was the first time where they just wanted the

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letter C Yeah, not my last name something.
And the use German now because you're not taking front and back
names. Do they take your number there?
Yeah. Well, that's yeah, because.
You're in the system. Yeah, you can't stuff your
number up. If you stuff your number up, you
won't get the notification or tickets.
No, that's right. Yeah, because you get a
notification on your phone, on your phone now and when you buy
and bored them, Yeah. But at the game, because I was

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ticket something like 800,000 orwhatever.
Ticket number. And I'm thinking when a 500 and
dollar ram won. It nailed that.
That is not good. How many times have I sat at
Department of Transport ticket number?
When Donna Ram won it, there wasno ticket number with their
prize 'cause I always think I wonder how close I was if I

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bought the $30 instead of 20 or whatever.
Well, they should do that because that's part of the
incentive. Like, oh, how close was I?
In the text message when they send you a text you were this
numbers off. As is that right?
Yeah, No, I'm saying they. Should do.
They should do that. 'Cause when you when you go,
when you get a meat raffle ticket and the number comes. 78.
It's like, yeah, if it's 78 and you, you look through yours and

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you go, ohh, I got 74. Yeah.
Yeah, exactly. And you look at the table beside
you goes, you bastards. Yeah, pricks.
Why didn't that person come to me first?
Yeah, he's an idea to sell more.This is what they should do.
You get the text message, right?They should, before they draw
it, send out a text. Do you want to double down?
Oh, right. Because by then you've had a
couple rumbos, you've had a couple of G and TS, all right?

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Guarantee you there are laws against that 100% there is some
kind of. Double or nothing?
Would you like to double or nothing?
I like it, but they would you'd make 50% more.
Surely everyone would be like, yeah, sure.
And plus you hit it. You can Apple Pay or you can
Google Pay for you backwards people.
Yeah, forwards people. Yeah, yeah.

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For the majority of the room, yeah, yeah.
Exactly 3 to 3 to one. OK, patreon.com, you can get 45
minutes of extra chatter this week and it is quality.
Quality. My Amway story, isn't it?
There's an Amway story. Yeah, we're talking about
Bobcatterhat. Yep.
And we'll do a deep dive on Cooper.
Where to get the best sausages in town as well?
Yes, amongst many, many other things.

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And how to smoke them? And bills.
Good smoking recipes. Yep.
Yes, we're talking smoking meatshere.
Yep, Yep, just to. Clarify.
You don't need many recipes, just.
Recipes for the other time. Mexican jumping shrubs.
Pete was talking about his meat thermometer doesn't last very
long. Actually don't have a meat
thermometer, don't you? Like I said, I just got meat.

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I. Just want to.
Vibe it. Just vibe it.
Is that why you're always crook throwing up in toilets?
Have you got worms? You might have worms if you just
vibe. I think you might have worms.
Vibe into meat cooking. I take my worm tabs.
Yeah, a little. Chocolate quite a bit. 7 squares
a night. Yep, got the squares.
Little bantrum. Is it called Bantrum?
Eat them like Wellies I. Don't know why that came to my
name, I've not taken one of those worm tablets in a good.

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Two way maybe you should. In a good two.
I should I probably should legitimately have not touched a
worm in tablet in a very long time, but also this is for a
separate. Pod correct.
OK, Yeah. You could have a tapeworm the
size of your hand. How do you think I'm losing
weight straight up on the tapeworm diet?
Fair, yeah, order your tapeworm online.
You eat it and then you just. You know, like the mums get the

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we're really straying off here. You know, mums do the chicken
pox parties. So the kids get the chicken pox
when they're young. Yeah.
It's like the tapeworm party. Everyone gets there, get the
tapeworm and you lose weight. Job done.
Who needs who needs the Ozempic?And then at the end, yeah, you
just take a couple tablets and the tapeworm just comes.
Out job done. So you're saying instead of
getting Shannon Ponton or Michelle Bridges on the biggest?

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Days I have not heard of in a long time.
It's. Just you can go on there with
your jar of tapeworms again. Hey fatty, eat this.
Yep. One of what's Shannon doing now,
Shannon, That's exactly what I was wondering, Billy.
What's Shannon Ponson doing these days, Billy?
Now I know Michelle's a mum. She's married to Ed Cavali.
Was he the commander? No, no, no.
Because it wasn't Michelle and Command Aid.

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No, no, no. Maybe.
But Ed, I think they no, I thinkthey were a thing.
But he's, she's now married to Ed.
You know Ed Cavali from the comedian?
The comedian who's jacked. Have you seen him?
Ed Cavali is jacked. He is fit, Yep, almost as jacked
as he. Was a good looking bloke in his
dates I. Reckon he's gone full full right
wing turn. I reckon he's he's like, who's
that dude? The chef guy Pete Evans.

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He's gone full conspiracy cookertheory because that video of him
and the beady, he looks like a cooker.
Nah look city to surf he's promo.
Cure cancer in. That cure cancer in that I'm
pretty sure that's not full conspiracy theory.
Look at that chain though. Is that a shark tooth necklace?
That that's. Like those?
Little shells. I reckon he's living in Byron
Bay and. He's got a DJI mine.

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They're magnets. They're helping his neck
muscles. Yeah, that's probably it too.
There it is. We found it.
The magnets. All right.
Well, holy hell. Tell you why he's he's looking
at right for his age. How did we get under Shannon
Ponton? The Tats have an age, I'll tell
you that. Morgan's going to become the
Biggest Loser trainer and all hedoes is feed him tape.
Feed him tape. Yeah.

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Yeah, exactly. It's like the enhanced games but
different. It really is.
Yeah, you could lose weight withsit ups and runs and crunches
and all this hard work. Or you could take this tapeworm.
Team. Tapeworm take the tape is.
That him in the middle in the quad.
No, that's that's about 3 Shannon Pontons.

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Biovate. That's his brand.
Biovate. I guarantee you he's doing
supplements. He is 100% doing Subs.
But if but this person, that's what they do.
Get on the Subs. Can we have a look on Biovate?
This is we are going way off track here.
I apologise to everybody who's listening to this for their
Cowboys Caston, we are sorry. Biovate.
For all your cowboy content needs and everything else.

(11:51):
It's on the peptides even better.
Human optimization we have this is full on enhanced games.
Yeah, we should do this as next week's Patreon, maybe.
What's what's a bit of it? Helps with weight loss, muscle
health, injury repair, sexual health and libido.
I'm ordering some give me give me.
Click, click click. How do we order some of this?
How big a tub can you get it in?Can you get those 10 kilogram

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tubs? They roll.
You know, like I. Skip Paul Gallon on the phone.
Yeah. I give him a buzz.
Get on the shark, call for Sharkey.
Call Sharkey. Got his number on speed guy.
Wow, you've got the contacts. I'm sure someone you know knows
him. Pete has got the contacts we're
talking about. I actually have been a friend of
mine, Pete. Pete has got all the contacts.
Yeah. Anyway.
Can we play a game? We play a game.

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Next week, we ring a random person out of Pete's phone.
I I don't one of his random contact.
It's a random contact in Pete's phone.
Because that's very close to theold.
Yeah, so I want a. Six dial A day dial.
A day they've got. 100 and. 50 odd days they still haven't
found one. Are they still not?
They're still doing it, still haven't found it.
Anything you imagine just ringing random contact. 144 and
they got a Jess. It'd be someone he met on the

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job site 12 years ago. Yeah, for sure.
This could be actual good content.
Yeah, Could it though? We'll, we'll.
It also could go very much the wrong way.
What's the word? We'll we'll take this offline
and we'll we'll have a meeting. What's the you're you're in a
powwow A. Powwow.
Yeah, this guy, I think. A lava.
He would. He would vet the contact before
we're allowed to call it anyway.That's true.
There's a couple in his like I'dlike to call.

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No, no, no, no, can't, can't anymore.
Not. Not that one.
Not that one. Yeah, that'd be good fun.
They won't answer. They won't answer.
Someone do this. Someone do this.
Legally can't talk to that person.
Yeah, not it's like you're one that you'll have to find
something like, hey, you've got Rob and then Solar Rob or
something. Yeah, so Solar Rob, he is still

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Solar Rob. Bazza from Island St. that I did
a light for or some shit like that.
Now I now I send him messages and I go not solar Rob.
And legit you come up Solar Rob,so I haven't fixed it.
That's that's good around 15. Saturday 14th June Queensland
Country Bank Stadium As much as we'd like to forget it, it was
one try to 10. Oh, it was a rough game sit for.

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Actually should have been 11 because Tostock dropped his
fifth. Yep.
And I was actually kind of hoping he got it because why not
I? Was death right in the 60s?
I was sitting next to Pete. I had the pleasure of sitting
next to Pete in the outer. Oh God, yeah.
No, but I was pretty timid. We were just, you were timid.
We were talking, just just having a shot.
The game was on. I didn't realise until the next
day. They scored 58.

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I thought that was still on. 40sbecause I was just.
Because I was lost with just talking with morgues, because
I'd I'd forgotten about the gamecompletely, There's no chance
that you and me were just yawning.
Saying let's go 60, let's go 60.Yeah, I was.
Yeah, I wanted the 50 just to put us out of our misery.
Once you're all in, let's go allthe way.
Yeah, it's a bit. It's a bit like the Tigers game
a few years ago. I think I remembered yelling out

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let's bottom out, let's hit the bottom, let's hit the bottom.
We're not far off and unfortunately.
Mind you, it was 16 four with about a minute or so to go in
the first half and you go into the half time sheds at 16 four.
No, let's let them score a try. Right on.
The fuck was a 22? Four and then three and then 3
minutes into the second-half? It's like that's what happened

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with this Storm game the week before.
And they scored two minutes intothe game, like we are so leaky.
Yeah, you can't say that. All right?
We we were missing Bateman and Villiami, Viola, we're missing,
obviously, Cotton, Nanoi, Robsonand Dearden.
Do those six people make up 58 points?
I mean, potentially, potentiallywe fell a part of you in there.

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Like we just fell apart. We were rabble.
Not just at the end, yeah, but later they but still young, but
he's. He's boy.
Derby, Derby, Derby. Derby dunk it, unfortunately.
I'm still pro Derby. We had this discussion of the
game. I am long, long Derby.
He had, he had a shocker and I don't like had more than the
players or anything, but you gotto sometimes call the spade a
spade. We had no medals at all.

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We would. They were running through us
like paper mache. Like does that?
Does that I and Cotta stop that rut.
But at the end they're passing to each other and now bloody dry
like shit. Just to keep the fan be far
worth try scoring record. But even you'd be spewing if you
had Cody Nicarrima. At the time, yeah.
But he got there in the end. He did.
He did. Yep, what got me though was our
attack just looked totally. I know our defence has lacked

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for years now. Slow and tired.
But the attack was just completely disjointed.
Yep, not a not just a little bitcompletely it.
It looked like these players hadnever played together, ever,
anywhere. Mars had a bit of go forth.
That's about it. Yeah, I mean.
But no one could get the ball out.
I think he was what the only oldhead left out there other than
McLean, Pretty much you. Have a look at that.

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That line up there. You've got Scott Drain Court.
He's at over 100 career games. Rayden Burns has had something
like 60 odd. Mazda Lung's at over 100.
Jake Clifford's at over 50. Jordan Mclean's played over 200.
Carl Lawton when he was at Manly, he's played over 6070
odd. Cohen Hess has played over 100.
Sam Mcintyre's up to almost 100.But it looked like Thomas.
Mckayley's played 80 odd. It looked like you came into my

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workplace and tried to do my job.
Yeah, yeah. That's.
That's how it looked. But how can you have like I just
rattled off 8 players? That's not that's not a good
example because it had me that. The Hoas didn't help either.
Like they did a lot of quick, quick Gray.
Yeah, quick turn around, especially when you lose your
fullback and one of your halves.Yeah, early on, Yep, that's
gonna make a bit of an an issue.A genius that Duffy happened to

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be on the bench. Yeah.
So like, yeah. But then to lose him as well,
he. Just comes on and then fuck
yeah. Duffys 2 minutes.
Yeah, Duffys off. I didn't lose that full back
'cause one of them went full back.
Yeah, they've replayed he he subbed in and then he went
straight back off again. Yeah, yeah.
It's just and he did what he could, but there's only so much
he can do. But even then, just Even so,

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that little, the try that Muz did score was was brilliant.
I knew you could see it came from the old heads like, Yep,
this is what we're gonna do. Quick go short side.
Yeah, worked well. McIntyre shaved off his locks.
That's that's half the power. That's that's the drama I.
Couldn't even spot him ever. He looked between him, Carl
Lawton and Cohen Haas. I didn't know who was who.
They all had the same haircut. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think Cohen has had the black wristband.

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That's the only way I could tellit was him.
Yeah, I don't know. I think tough gig Tom Mckayley
needs to play a lot more minutes.
Yeah, I don't know if he can. I don't know if he's got.
I think he surely. You can.
I think it's time that you know.He's a lot old.
There's a few stars there like McClain played 38.
I think it also didn't help Tamilo went down, oh, half an

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hour before the game. Yeah, that's that's a hell of a
shuffle. Yeah, that doesn't help.
And then he's out for he's out for weeks now and it's going to
be a long slow recovery for to come back in re injured calf, re
injured his calf. But because it's a re injury,
we're gonna have to do it so slow now.
Yeah. So I mean, he's out for weeks
now. I reckon we won't see him for 6
to 8 weeks. Yeah, probably.
Probably. He used to heal quickly.
Probably not anymore. He's potentially.

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I know, I know. I know how much you love.
Potentially not. Bagging the $10 million man.
No, I don't like bagging. Him.
I'm just saying there's a lot ofmoney for someone who who
doesn't play more. It's, well, it's got to the
point now where it is a bit ridiculous.
But we can't offload him, we can't trade him, we can't
offload him and get someone elseto pay his wage because it's so
expensive and no one could be, no one will do it.
Could be Tom Travolier, yeah. That's.
True, that's true. Like he's a forward who is

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replaceable. Yeah.
And look, when he when he plays,he's good.
Like he does make a difference to our game.
He effectively makes us a betterteam.
He just needs to be on the Park Mall.
Everyone still sees him as that 75 minute player that has to do
300 meters. Now you only have to look down
the road at Josh Papali for the Raiders. 319 games.
Yeah, used to play a lot of big minutes, but now he's the last

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two seasons he's coming off the bench and playing maybe 30 tops,
but having so much impact. Great impact, yeah.
Great impact you. Know like utilize him that way.
Because we signed, we signed a 10 year deal, didn't we?
Yeah, 2020. Yeah, I don't think, I don't
think it was any pleasure to ever be signed to a 10 year deal
in any sport. You know what sucks at the end
of 2027? What's up?

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You lose your 44 cents. Sold a rebate.
Oh, no, that's right. Yeah.
Just about to get all my solo replaced actually 'cause it's
not working at all. I know a solo guy, I'll give you
his number. Yeah.
And yeah, thanks for that. Now I've already got it booked
in. Got it booked in.
That's a good that's. A good that's a good you should
try stand up on Wednesday nightsso.
Good a shot, Cole. Let me know when you're can get

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me up on stage. Look what was hard, I think with
this game was coming up with three, two ones.
That was difficult. Yeah, that.
Was very I I. I struggled and I don't even
think my 32 ones even justify. Me either.
Oh look, I'll go first. Hang on before you do.
I do want to share the arcade and Lars though, like for a
young. Fellow David?
Yeah, he. Was poking his head through.
He was running with purpose. Like there's, there's a bit

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there for him. You did that's you expect that
from your debut kid who's had a massive lead up dagger and whose
dad was one of he was had huge impact.
Well, he was a NSW and Australian player, Tom.
Was it? Yeah, Well, there you go.
Yeah. So no pressure fella.
You know, for a young fella on debut and he's coming in and,
you know, 58 to 4, like he didn't stop trying.

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But for the time he had. Yeah, Yeah, and he'd.
Been to lie he was nearly breakthrough a couple times a.
Few times, yeah. Yeah, I definitely noticed him.
It's just a bit of a shame that he his debut game is our worst
loss at home ever. Yeah, yeah.
Thanks, I'm struggling for that just.
That so I I had to pull the statfair that to rando.
Yeah, yeah. But also with that, like I don't

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know if there's unrest with playing group and coach or
anything like that. Hopefully not, but.
And I must didn't look real impressed.
He was. He had that look on his face I
saw on the broadcast where it was just like just absolute
frustration like it was. Wasn't there another time in the
game too where where someone just kicked the ball completely
away? That might have been Maz as
well. Didn't see that, no.

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No, you. Don't see as much when you're at
the game sometimes. Oh, like after a?
Yeah, penalty got blown and thatjust.
Booted. Booted it.
Yeah, that was Maz. Yeah, I thought so.
Yeah. It's just pure frustration.
Just surprised he didn't get in trouble for.
It I thought they were going to ping US10 metres for it, yeah at
least. But no, thankfully.
Ref Ref. I looked at a scoreboard and
we're already in the walls. We're playing the Mercy rules.

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But they said if they if if there is a bit of unrest,
there's surely Jordan Mclean's club 150th drink his debut as
captain game. You'd you'd sort of rally up,
wouldn't you? But you wouldn't just go, let's
just play half ass because we wedon't like the coach or
something like you'd come on 58 points.
You don't go out there, get embarrassed by that, much like

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surely you don't. And not one professional athlete
regardless goes out with the intention to tank or lose well.
It's like, when did Jano says did you welcome to play?
Like, did you turn up to play? Of course we came to play.
It just didn't work out for us. Yeah.
But there's there's disjoint in the in the squad there.
I don't know what they're. You're right with the attacking
as well. It was, you know, ever since

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Purdue went to five eight, it's as if they've lost it like.
But there's no. No one knows there seems.
To be no, no. One's driving the ship, no one
knows what anyone's doing. Well, that's it.
And there's no cohesion in a, ina play, in a tackle, but then
there's no cohesion set to set either, Yeah.
So there's no place. There's no play.
Man, let's just run the ball andtake a hit and.
Just get tackled in the corner on 50.

(22:58):
I bet you dribble it into the end goal.
Oh, but it might go dead, it might not.
And if it doesn't go dead, trap them in.
And if you don't trap them in, it's tackle 1.
We'd. Instead of handing it over to
them. We've we seem to have gotten rid
of that whole grubber into the back there.
Yeah, since Chad's days even. Oh, but we.
Bother to get, they'll get the drop kick restart, they might
get it back. Well, yeah, you guys might get

(23:19):
it as well. Well, that's the other thing I
don't understand. So OK, you dribble it into end
goal and you get a 77 tackles against you, but we'll give away
how many set restarts. Oh yeah, yeah.
Voluntarily, Yeah, yeah, yeah. That logic doesn't make sense to
me. Like, you might as well just
have a go. The ball might sit up, they
might fumble it. And they're, they're going to
30% of the time. Yeah, exactly.

(23:41):
So why not have a go? Even if it's a drop out, you've
got more of a chance of getting it back than just a handover and
which you know they're going to run through US.
I mean, I'm like I said, I'm that coach, but you would think
instead of taking the ball the line on the 5th for a crash,
play in the corner, get tackled,right?
Oh, well, then the opposition starts their set there.
If you put that onto boot and they trap it or whatever and the

(24:03):
other team grabs it, you're tackling them on tackle 1.
So next tackle is 2. Yeah, instead of.
Yeah, I notice a lot of our grubkicks, even though when they do
try it, it goes straight to a player anyway.
Yeah, so they're not. It's like they're not practicing
that. They're not like, because
Thurston was Thurston and Bowen with the Kings of Grabbers.
Yeah, and now it's as if we don't even know what a grabber
looks like. Here's a question for you guys.

(24:23):
How many line breaks do you think we had and how many do
they have? Oh.
God, they would have just. Take a guess I'm.
Gonna go on a stab watching that.
I think we might have had two, maybe 3.
We had two, we had two. How many did the fins go?
1558 points. I'm gonna go with 17.
I got 11 plus enough. Yeah, we got cleaned up.
We we, we have no attack where we actually like.
And so that line breaker, that means your gas and petrol get

(24:46):
back and everything else. Yep, yeah, we we kicked 2
grubbers in the whole. Game tackle breaks 1616 to 39.
Tackle breaks kick return meters51 to 233.
I guess I had a lot more kick returns well.
Drinky only had 1015 or 20 kick return meters or 28 or whatever
it was like. That's unheard of.
It should be 10 times that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's rough. Offloads, you know, I mean,
offloads, drink. We had four, we had 20.
Yeah. Yeah, See, that's where you get
it going, a bit of second phase play.
That kills us. Drink he's definitely he's out
of sorts. I think he got fairly whacked in
that storm game. Like I think there's reports of
a sore ankle and a busted shoulder and stuff and then he's
going out captain. That's awesome, but his fault.

(25:30):
He gets HIID. So for the rest of the game,
like he's already bastard and now he's also facing like, I
don't want to get copped around the chop.
That was a fair elbow to the face, yeah.
That should have been binge. By the shortest player on the
field, right? Like how Nick Kareem didn't get
binned for that. Yeah, and then 22.
Minutes later. They do get binned but I mean
they should have had two in the bin.

(25:50):
I was watching that game and I was saying in the misses this is
some of the grubbiest footy I'veseen in a while.
Like there was just shit going on all over the place.
I said someone's going to the bin soon.
Like it has to, like this is just, there is so much careless
play happening here and then you're sure enough penalty.
From I'll make us bend and we still score and run her a lot,
yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Well, as soon as I seen that they got a player bend, I turned

(26:11):
to her and I said you watch every single friggin time we
we're playing 13 on 12, they score against us.
It happens. It's happened more times this
year than I'd like to admit. And that was that have been
Butterball. That was Jack Boss stocks second
of four. And against the run of play.
Two should have been five. Yeah.
Look, I'm yeah, I'm glad it was the Dolphins.

(26:32):
Any other team that would have annoyed me, but I was kind of in
the end I was like. That stuff, I'm happy.
Yeah, we got beaten by a fish. I'm not happy with that.
Damn fish crawled out of the ocean and got us.
All right, 32 ones. Let's get him out of the way so
we can move on from this game that we all bloody love to hate.
Yes, it's like that, isn't it? This particular it's a
relationship. Three points.
I gave three points to months, like I said, but at least

(26:54):
someone was trying. He just couldn't get him enough
ball. Just couldn't get it out there.
We just went passing enough. There was no jungle ball.
We needed more jungle ball. They had plenty of jungle ball.
We had. We had I'm.
I'm a fan. I I think that's what you do
this week. Just hey buddy, that's not train
structures. Let's just let it sing, let it
sing, just let it sing. Kind of look like we didn't
train any structures this week, but that would be because it was

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5-6 different players on the field. 2 points.
Jackson Perdue He had to shufflemore than a casino croupier
before auto shufflers were invented.
That's good. That's a goodie.
That's a lot of shuffling. He's all over the place, but and
I think he, he did what he had to do.
You know, he wasn't the worst fall back.
No, no, we've had worse. Again, you lose drinking Duff.

(27:38):
Like you 2 spine members now youYeah.
And Duff just literally went on as well.
Yeah. So it's a double shuffle and one
point I go to Jordan McLean. He gave it all for his 150th.
Just a shame no one could go with him.
Did any of you guys see the video the Cowboys put up with
Jordan McLean for his 150th game?
No, They asked him who makes him, what makes him smile.

(28:00):
But but they asked all the otherplayers and they basically just
said they said fishing or nothing.
And then they asked, they asked Griffin name 1st.
And he says, oh, he's roomy. I'm always trying to make him
smile, but, you know, not real good at it.
And then they get to Macca at the end and I said, well, what
makes you smile Macca? And he just said, yeah, Griff,

(28:20):
you get on there and watch it. It's a piss.
Off excellent love it pistol. Yeah, I went three points.
Purdue. He was shuffling more than Red
Foo in a party rock anthem. That was good.
That was good. Is he?
Like a really good tennis player.
Now Red Foo or the other one legit could be yeah.

(28:42):
I think he's like in the Rangan.Two points I went Mars, so Rob,
you and me sort of switched withyou with that.
And one point, again, this was tough, but I liked what I saw
out of Duffy. And I know that's a bit of bias,
but going in playing hooker and I think he had 15 tackles, one
mess, tried to create a bit of option.
I don't mind that rotation for the rest of the year.

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Robson Duffy. OK, I don't mind it.
All right. And yes, he is a red fruit is
good at tennis. I was just looking at.
It just doesn't. Necessarily mean he's good he
just made his professional tennis debut at the age of 49 at
an ITF men's worlds tennis tour event in Egypt he still.
Got in the comp. I mean, just give him something
the. ITF Tour is like one step below

(29:27):
the W. WTAITF is, well, fun.
Can you can you pay to play thator do you have to be good?
You still have to qualify. You still.
Have to make OK alright, do you?Think it was played in Cairo.
World ranking. Finally, he's a ranking number.
Everyone's ranked. If it was done in Egypt, you'd
think it would've been played inCairo.
He dated Victoria as a ranker. Really.
No. It must be why he's good at

(29:47):
tennis. And went to all the whole bunch
of opens as a member of the player box, member of her player
box inventor. Steph Curry's a gun golfer.
Steph Curry's been trying to make the cut for remember we
back backed in him. Yes, I think we did the top 20.
Yeah, it didn't make that. Was in Yale Studio.
And he came in like 20 second orsomething.
Good times. Good times.
Anyway, all right, one point. Yeah, I had Daphne.

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Very good. OK, Makes sense.
OK, Evan me. So I didn't write any notes
down, so I'll just try and do iton the fly and make up something
funny. This'll be good.
So no, I went #3 I went Maz. Maz.
I think he. He went #3 for for #3.
Yeah, Maz Maz of 3 is basically just eating hot, hot dogs out on
the sideline, waiting for someone to get him in the action

(30:31):
#2 I went McClain in the middle.I'm trying to think of something
witty to say about him 100. And 50th. 150th gang gave it his
all, gave it his all, engine room, yadda yadda yadda.
It was the magazine for 38 minutes.
Number one, I'll put in Kai, O'Donnell, Perdue.
So you guys take your pick. What do you reckon?
Yeah. Kai's good.
Kai's good. I think Kai did good.

(30:52):
I think I'm leaning towards Perduevo.
I think Kai had a few missed tackles and Perdue I think
probably was a little bit betterin defence.
So if I have to pick one, I'll probably go Perdue, but I think
both equally Kai or Perdue. And that's fair.
That is, that is very fair. Just the best I could do guys.
Heard you. What else can you do?
We made 347 tackles in total. They made 302, but we they only

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missed 16. We missed 40.
That's a lot of missed tackles. Ineffective tackles, 5 for them,
32 for us. That's a horror show.
That's Uchi. Wow.
So that's, I don't know, does anineffective tackle become a
missed? What's an ineffective where you
slow them down and then or you grab them and then fall off?
Or is that a missed tackle? Hendo.
Don't know, Hendo. What's the difference there?

(31:36):
Stats, man. Yeah, I don't know.
But 72 versus 21, you're never gonna win.
It's not pretty. It doesn't.
Look good. Didn't look good at all.
We were under the pump. Insane that 58 points.
The shining light here is is theCowboys will be the first team
to win the comp after conceding 50 in the.

(31:58):
Years old, Old Pete takes a photo. 20 minutes to go.
I'm pretty sure you said something along the lines of
we're just capturing the moment that we were here when the
Cowboys came back to win the game.
Then about about a minute later,they crossed the line like that.
Didn't age well, Pete, just to leave that photo.
Thanks for that poor Al rando. Had to put up the 50 and can't
win the comp stat. And I said, even said sorry

(32:19):
Cowboys fans. Yeah, it was.
No one else has had a sorry. So yeah, we we should feel very
privileged. For that we should Sunday the
22nd for round 16 that's. When we did a team.
Walk. Yeah, the Cowboys flying down to
Allianz Stadium in Sydney to take on the Roosters at 4:05 on
Sunday. What a what a Sunday afternoon
game. Does it get any better than
that? It's Channel 9 game at least.

(32:41):
Can I cut in? You can cut out or in.
A missed tackle occurs when a defensive player attempts to
tackle an opponent but fails to bring them to the ground or stop
their progress. OK, an ineffective tackle is is
a tackle attempt with a defensive player makes contact
but ball carrier is still able to offload the ball to a
teammate before being brought down.
So a missed tackle is a completefailure role.

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An ineffective tackle doesn't prevent the attacking team from
maintaining possession. So it's basically an offload is
an is an ineffective pretty much, yeah.
Yeah, right. There you go.
Whereas a miss is just a complete fresh air.
Yeah, OK, Fair enough. All right.
Either way, you don't want them.No, I'd say probably not.
Anyway, the Roosters on Sunday, you would think, given that

(33:22):
we've got some extra turn aroundafter State of Origin on this
Wednesday tonight as you listen to this.
Very true. Hmm, Queensland just scored.
Yeah, yeah, they. Did.
Hey. Yeah, let's go.
Robert Toy is in the court, hey?You would think most of our
players are back up provided they are healthy.
I think they have to, yeah. God I.

(33:43):
Think I think it's there's no option like it's after last
weeks shamozzle, you need to back up and come and play for
the Cowboys and. I don't think I don't think
that'll be a drama for the likesof say Didn't or even Cotter or
even Robson. No, no, he's pretty fit.
Should. Good.
Yeah, you would only think. Depends how bashed up they get.
Stats are always made to be broken.

(34:04):
Cowboys can still win the comp, of course they can.
But they have to start winning the next six games straight, so
we need this on Sunday. We just need defense.
If I was gonna pick one thing, we need to fix this defense.
Now the. They play in their defense
jersey. That's not a bad idea.
For the rest of the year. Yeah, anything works.
Stop shaving. Playing the defence Jersey.
Eat only breakfast. I don't care.

(34:24):
Same jocks don't shave you, yeah?
Yep. No mustache.
No intimate relations before we go I.
Wanna see him adopt abstinence? They're they're in a position
that the Crocs found themselves in that time when they grew the
beard. Yeah, that was good.
Can we get the Cowboys just growing the beards until we
can't? Any I love.
I love a fad. Yeah, I'm into it.
A what a fad. A fad?
Yeah, actually. Yeah, I heard you.

(34:46):
He's done. Pete started.
He's growing a beard out. Yeah, yeah, we noticed.
So the two previous meetings with the Roosters, we've only
played them twice in the last two years.
That's not many, if any. If any can rock a show like. 2nd
of June 2024. We beat him 1816 it was the away
game. Sunday the 7th of May 20, 2320

(35:08):
points to six. Also an away game.
Magic round. It was in the rain.
Yeah, that was that was where Morgia, me were in the rain that
day. That's where Trent ran away and
changed his shirt. Do you remember that?
Yeah. And back to his hotel was.
That the hail before the game. It was, yeah.
Yeah. Was that?
23 gone. North Canada bet rain.
We look around in old, old Trent's bail.

(35:29):
Trent's bail. Yeah, so this could.
Be pause. Good times.
The wet one. Yeah, so anyway, Roosters, we

(35:49):
don't know what the team will look like.
I I dare say everyone will back up and they'll be playing anyway
but. Who's getting dropped?
Yeah. Well, there's six.
There's 6 coming back. He's gotta go. 6 Everyone who
played everyone who played this week this.
Week, you touched the ball, you dropped.
Do you do you reckon that they play Duffy next Origin like week

(36:10):
instead of Clifford? Well, I don't know about that.
Clifford's still got the boot that we need.
Yeah. And I'm.
I'm still not convinced that he shouldn't be playing.
I think he should still be 7. I'm pro Cliffo playing, but I'm
also pro Derby. Keep Derby in.
I'm long, long Derby. Derby's he's, he's just young.
He's he's a bit hot and cold. But he can be hot.
When he's hot, he's hot. I know that Braden Burns was

(36:31):
very quiet. I like Braden Burns.
I'm a Burns fan but he. Was playing Senna not wing.
Yeah, I think Burns is valuable to us.
I think he was, yeah. But do you put Valea straight
back in? Yeah, he comes in.
Yeah, for sure. VV Yeah.
I guess we'll find the ex Laxman.
Yeah, I guess we'll find out tomorrow night.
That's three Cowboys. Resolution is on a four or 5:00

(36:52):
PM. Trend that changes shirt.
Let's hope that goes well. And before that is Queensland
State of Origin, it's not QLD. Oh dear.
Look, we're looking. With this this this.
I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure it's his shout

(37:12):
too, by the way. Look around.
Gone. Just smoke.
Just dust. Shout out, Trent.
Thanks for sponsoring the show. Wednesday the 18th at 8:05 PM,
the Maroons taking on the Blues Optus Stadium in Perth.
Neutral ground, some may say theQueensland squad, Kayla Pong and

(37:34):
Xavier Coates, Robert Toya, Val Holmes, Hameso Tabui Fido,
Cameron Munster as captain. Tom Dearden in The Seven.
Yeah, boy, I said this. After game one, I said it
straight away. MO Photo.
Waker, Harry. Grantino, Faso, Malawi, Ruben
Kotter, Kirkate. Well, Trent, La Arrow, Kurt
Mann, Lindsay Collins, Jeremiah and I Patrick Carrigan.

(37:55):
And he's her ma'am. I need the man.
I don't know how he got the squad, but there he is.
That's look, he's he served his time as per the NRL, but.
No, but he's not informed. And it's such a sacred jersey,
like with all the controversy, buddy, maybe just next year.
It's AI. Don't know what you were
thinking, Bill. Bad luck anyway.
The Blues Dylan Edwards, Brian Tuckler, Stephen Crichton,

(38:16):
Latrelle Mitchell, Zach Lomax, Jerome Lewai, Nathan Cleary, Max
King, Reese Robson, Payne Huss, Liam Martin, Angus Crichton,
Isaiah Yo, Connor Watson, Spencer Leanu, Hudson Young and
Stefano Ottoikomano. Do you?
Think Leanu and ma'am get on theground at the same time.
Yeah, maybe. You'll just leave that there,
yeah. Why not?
Except ma'am won't play. Yeah, and Leanu would buying him

(38:39):
out. Yeah, but if ma'am gets on the
ground at the same time, that could be interesting.
It could be interesting. Here's a stat that I read before
from the great Randy. The two players missing from the
Blues from game one are MitchellMoses and Mitchell Barnett.
Yes, and the two to come in for the Queenslanders are Kurt Capol
and Kurt Mann. So they've lost two Mitchells

(39:01):
and we get 2 Kurt's. Kurt's greater than Mitchell.
That might be just what we needed.
We've always said you need a Kurt on your team.
You need a good Kurt. It's always nice to have a Curt.
It's a very QLD Curt. Yeah.
Good if there was a foam padded hat out there.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And some long hair.
Who? Tina?
Carrigan. Tina.
Tina Kerrigan. And Rubes has got the Muller.
Yeah, monsters. Looks like he's trying to.

(39:21):
Get No. He's got the rats tail.
No, no. Yeah, and I think Pat Kerrigan
shaved his head, though. Kurt's the name of a doer.
Just rolls the sleeves. Up by the way also you said
neutral territory. I think WA has got more in
common in Queensland and NSW. I think we.
Both generally get behind QLD. Mining states we're out back,
we're trucking, we're heavy hauling, we're in the high vis.

(39:42):
We're not latte sipping. Not latte sipping, left voting,
bloody almond milk drinking in acity latte Tesla driving.
Yeah, yeah. You know.
Can't stand in the rain. Can't.
Stand in the rain. Speaking of Tesla drivers,
exactly right my friend, exactlyright.
So I, I reckon we're in warm territory here.

(40:03):
We're we're among friends. We've.
Got nothing wrong with with Optus Stadium personally.
No good stadium. It's a good ground, yeah.
I'm ground for my AFL team, yeah.
How's that going? Well.
Yeah, it's going. Really.
Working well for me. It's dead freaking last.
The only good thing that's happening in Perth for their
teams is the Scorchers. Yes, yeah, unfortunately, but is

(40:24):
what it is. Yeah, look, this is where we
want to be. Queensland's already been
written off. We we're gonna get swept this
series. Yeah, this is our favorite
place. The Blues have already won.
They've already lifted the shield, so they say.
Look, hang on. Like it anyway?
Yeah. It's it's when we win on
Wednesday night, it is gonna just make it all the better.
Could you say we have our backs against the wall?

(40:45):
We've definitely got the backs of the wall where we like to be.
We're in the trenches and thieves are rolled up.
Better Together. It's it's Tommy Deardon at half
back and it's up against Lui Coventry, Lui Cleary L Lui
Cleary Combination, yes. Yeah, but the the last four
games, another rando stat, the Lui Cleary have only won one in

(41:08):
the last four. And not adoptus.
And not adoptus. No, true.
So that's that bodes well for us.
But their backline is looks verystrong.
That's a big yeah. But let them be strong.
Valentine's not in form, but jeez, he's like a gay guy.
He'll he'll dust. Mitchell Hammer's got speed to
burn. We've got a monster in the 6th
with a new bag of. Tricks.
There he is. Yeah, that's where it is.

(41:28):
We gotta contain Lomax, I reckonthat's a big one.
So what do you reckon if if, if Queensland don't win this
series? Do you?
What do you reckon happens to Billy?
Oh. I think he goes around again.
He goes around again. He's done.
Well, if he wants it. He has to, right?
Yeah. If he.
Wants super crew in. There, I mean, because it's,
it's not like like a lot of people are saying, it's we've,
we had the beauty of being able to pick from people who became

(41:49):
immortals for so many years and now our cattle isn't the best
paddock, but their paddock's looking really good.
So it's almost like a they've got an easy headache where we've
got a tough headache. And they were all carrying on
wires. Carrigan dropped to the bench
and why is the Arrow starting and this and that?
If we're in the arm wrestle, then say it's tight, it's nil
all or it's one try down or whatever and you get Carrigan

(42:11):
coming on after 20 instead of doing all the hard work straight
up like that is a would go forward.
Yeah. It should be a big heap of
impact, a bit like how how we were using nano for a bit there,
yeah. And now Nano is coming off the
bench like so Kate well can tackle and do all his things and
and be the hard grit. Nano just come on and run with
purpose. I don't think like, even if

(42:31):
Billy isn't head coach, I mean, again, really he's just man
managing because you've still got Cam Smith, but now.
He's not. He's not in it.
Is he not in there, JT? OK.
Well, JT is definitely in there,yeah.
You've got the whole crew. So it's not like. 1 And it's all
him. Better Together, tougher as
well. Stronger together.
Not gonna go. Believe alone.
Believe alone, but this is the blue series to this is where

(42:54):
they can seriously start. They're talking dynasties
already after one game like off it that's.
What they always do. Steady.
They did it two years ago. Yep, they were talking dynasty.
Oh yeah, we're back. It's now our team for the for
the eighth straight dynasty. I don't think they lost that
series. I would have liked to have seen
Horsberg start instead of Photo Waker.

(43:14):
Just have that red blood. Not just.
Yeah, firing up. Nah, Nah.
I like my way out there to start.
That's just me. And I know he's retired.
I know what you mean. From Red, but a papali call up
wouldn't have gone astray. Nah.
Not back then in Nah, he can kick, he can convert for us.
I still like that time he chaseddown.
Yeah, Poggy. Poggy.

(43:34):
Yeah, yeah, he moved. That was brilliant.
He's a big boy. Finds the ref.
Alright, let's see how he let's see how he decides this game.
All Sutton who? Klein Yeah, then you got a a
Sutton on the edge. Yeah, got a Sutton out on.
The Blues don't have a coach on you.
Yeah, no. That's fine.
Anyway, anyway, tonight as you listen to this Game 2, Yatton

(43:54):
Pierre, State of Origin, we'll be watching.
Actually, I believe I'll be dialing into the ET stand.
Oh, really? They do a, they do a live watch
and commentate. Oh, not really commentate, but
just comments on the show. And I've been invited to sit
with them at some point for 20 minutes or so sitting on the
iPod. So we'll see.

(44:14):
It's going to be tricky. Do they realize what you like
when you're watching again? Yeah.
I'm, I'm, that's what I I, I told them.
Are you having drinks? Would you you say you don't
drink or you have GM Thursday? Yeah, I'm.
Definitely not drinking this so.What a stitcher.
Yeah, what a bit rude. Absolute stitcher.
Bit rude. That's the old trick to make
sure everyone turns up at work. Right.
I told them I've got to, I've got to be in at the start of the

(44:38):
game because towards the end of the game I could be really happy
or really belligerent to. The point?
So yeah, get me at the start when I'm optimistic.
I still stick with my tradition with Origin and just at the
forex Gold stubbies only stubs stubs, stubs, stubbies.
Yep yeah, right. I put 3-6 packs on ice and an
esky and just by the end of the night.

(44:58):
It seems odd 3-6 packs. Yep, just 18.
Just 18. Acquired 18 and there's usually
anywhere from 2:00 to 4:00 leftover at the full time mark.
And if you're listening to this Pete's boss, that's why he's not
come to work on Thursday morning.
And everyone, please drink responsibly.
Ever. I don't know, 'cause you're only
having goldies and. That's only Goldies.
You know, and if you're. Having 18 and 80 minutes.

(45:20):
And 18 drinks, 1819. I've slowed up in my age.
Oh yeah, alright. I think Game 1 I had 12.
Yeah, OK. Yeah, 80 minutes.
I still having a crack. Yeah.
Maybe. Maybe one or two before kick
off. Maybe a red Arthur?
But then if Queensland win it, that's why you always have 18
because then you've got some treated to to watch.

(45:40):
Celebratory. The interviews and everything.
But in game one when it was doneit was like TV off teeth brushed
in bed. 1030 Yep, done, done. Maybe it's lucky that it does
start at 8:05. If it started much earlier,
you'd be absolutely carcass. Yeah, cactus.
Maybe. Bit of both and carcass some
nights. Carcass.
Yeah, he's a carcass. I have seen Pete as a carcass.

(46:04):
Yes, well, Queenslander, and that's all.
Spotify let's us play. We can't do any more than that,
yeah. Rude.
It's it's very rude. That's Spotify for you.
They're they're hitting a lot ofpodcasts.
Really. They're whacking people.
I've heard a lot of podcasts have had to can their music.

(46:24):
Well, it's been a bit of a free for all for a while out there in
the podcast world as Wild West. But who was getting hurt by it?
No one. Like, even if we had to pay
royalties for that, yeah, it wouldn't have been a lot.
You should pay as much royaltiesas what Spotify pays the artist.
Yeah. Yeah, which is which?
Is fractions of a cent. That's right.
Corporate fat cats. Yeah, yeah, I think of sort of
play. I saw a video of Snoop Dogg and

(46:45):
he said he got his billionth stream and it was worth 45
grand. Yeah.
So yeah, do the maths and it's not a lot.
Yeah, exactly. And someone's making money, and
it certainly is not us. No, they got to pay Joe Rogan
that packet. Yeah, that's it.
And Megan, Megan Markle. Oh don't bring what she doing.
Didn't she have a podcast her I can't?
Stand her. No me either.
But didn't they have? I didn't even like her in suits.

(47:07):
They signed some big deal. I mean they basically produced
no content, no one cares and oh just piss off.
Yeah, I think the suit's on the sooner Harry gets out.
And she she broke up with royal family, which really grinds my
gears as an Englishman. I don't even.
Care. Thank you, Mr. the Royal.
Family already had cracks and cracks already.
Happened. So I don't care about that, but
I just. Yeah.
Anyway, yeah, move on with yourself.

(47:29):
Devil. Pistols Multi Brought to you by
Fusion Network. Now we had a change to the multi
because I see a an anytime try scorer in there.
Yeah, so over to you, Pete, to explain this one.
Yeah, there's a few extras in this one.
Yeah, I I sort purchase so I'm just going a little lazy 4
legger and it's origin related only because there's no team

(47:50):
list yet. I was thinking of doing a try
scorer smoothie this week. We just pick a try scorer from
each game and hope like hell that comes off.
But Teamless don't come out until Tuesday because we meant
to be doing puppy training, right Rob?
Yeah, what happened to that? Couldn't.
Get in, yeah. Yeah, how convenient.
So we're just going easy hammer Val Rob Toya Queensland to win.

(48:12):
It's paying 3275 to 1 so 20 bucks on that $665.50 off the
top of the Dome. I've got a $25 bonus bed on it
so it's 79375 for this boy. Plan along at home.
Ohh. So you're not putting any actual
money on it? You're using a bonus bed?
Yeah, which is which? Which is a bet that failed to

(48:33):
begin. With no, no, it was.
Pete's got a lot of bets. Before the weekend deposit, we
will match 200% of your deposit.Really.
Yeah, on that bookie. Yep.
I didn't know they still did them so.
I put 100 in and got 200 bonus bets.
No, I don't get, I don't get shit anymore.
And then I split them up into 825.

(48:54):
Well, good for you. Good for you.
Very smart. Yeah.
Well done. Yeah.
Well, let's hope this one comes off.
We need it. We could do with a win.
We got a speeding fine last week.
We need it. Oh no.
I stand by it. If you don't have kids, you
should not get fined for being over 40 in a school zone.
No, well, there's a legit problem here because I don't
have kids either. Now I won't speed in a school

(49:15):
zone unlike Oh well. I was pistol, I was doing 55.
It's both. Sides watches attached to it
really, by the way. Well, crimes my gears is I don't
know when it's school or not, soI'm always doing 40 you know,
when the lights and everyone else No, well, I don't know
flashing lights. So if you're they all name them,
I'll list them out for you. So, Ben, what happens?
Look at the time. Then what happens?

(49:35):
But no, but it's not the time. It's for dates because every
someone behind me who knows it'snot school holidays.
I'm doing 40 vegan cranky because nobody can do 60 stuff
them. I don't.
I'm doing 40 all year round. Do it.
Christmas holidays, I'm doing 40.
Go for it. Christmas Day I'm doing 40.
You'd be in front of me. You would.
Simple as that. It's not hard to know when it's

(49:56):
on. It is for guy with our kids.
Yeah, well, that thing in front of you, that Apple piece of
whatever, Yeah, you know, it's got a thing called a calendar.
Doesn't help. No, that's all.
That's all, that's all. So save this.
We'll save this for later. I don't have kids either but
I've never got a speeding finding of school zone have I?
No. No, no, have I because I go 40.
You'd want it now because they put speed cameras I know in the

(50:17):
sign. In the signs, Yeah.
Dogs. They've got one out the front of
Calgary. Yep, and they've got one out at
an Oomber by the way as well I think.
That's where I've got. Down.
Oh really? You were speeding the schools.
You deserve it. No.
'Cause I have. Kids.
You do deserve it. I was too.
Disgusting. I don't there's.
No one around and you know you've just you've got 1000
things on your mind. You go onto this job, you're on
the phone, hands free, and that's.

(50:38):
Exactly. So you're on the phone as well?
That's. Exactly why you should be doing
40. He's on the phone and his speed
is still. On 55 there's not much
difference from 50. 5 to 40. Well, forever bookie, yeah.
You could understand if I was doing 70 or 80 or something.
But that's but it's but it's 50.Do you want the start set?
The speed limit's 50 there. 60 Yes, exactly.
On a number Rd. Yeah. 60 I would have thrown a

(51:00):
book here I. Think that's.
Where our workshop is. Well, that's good. 15 over too
good. Yeah, that's a good amount.
Yeah, that's good. Double, double points.
Maybe, maybe we'll. Learn from it.
Might as well be. Maybe we'll learn.
Yeah, look, I've got paid to do the crime, but what I'd like to
know is all these youth crims atspeed and steal cars and
everything, they don't pay finesso.

(51:22):
That will target. That's the same because.
They don't do time that's the same.
Yeah, they don't do it anytime. That's the that's the multi.
Thanks. Thanks Fusion, that works
you're. Welcome.
I actually put on a different multi.
I did Queensland Hammer and Val Holmes.
Any time Strauss grow up, I havenot got Robbo in there.
Different Robbo, different Robbo.
I always wanted to say Robbo. Don't say Robbo.
That's Reece Robson. Robert Roberto, the Toya Yeah.

(51:44):
So hopefully I get up and hopefully then I.
Think yours is paying 11 scores?Yeah, Elevens.
I think that's all. Yeah, it's paying 1125, which
brings it to 225 potential returns on a Hang on, did I need
10? It's got more change. 20 bucks.
20 bucks. Definitely I like.
It I think it's a bit of a benefit.
Just quietly, just quietly, easily tip and com footytips.com
dot AU. If you want to join in, you can

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search for on the ranch and thenthe password is GOAT.
It's only for those of you listening.
The main competition, Reggie Bacon is out in front on 79
points. Let me just make sure I'm
looking at the right 1 and I am am I yes I am.
It's 79 points for Reggie Bacon in second place, Kirky BJKI.
Don't think that's changed from last week.

(52:28):
Not too much. They're on 78, those guys.
Cal is on 77 points, flops to 77is on 76 points.
I'm saying too many numbers. I can't keep up on 75 points.
The irk in 6th spot and then we've got golden points.
Sucks. NB sports fan, Mr. T and the
Crazy One and Townsville Man andSweeney on the wing rounding out
your top, top 11, actually. But yeah, they're on 74 points.

(52:49):
Just scrolling down a little bithere now.
Pistol blazing. 2 guns used to be up there somewhere.
Used to. I'm swear.
You used to be top ten. Yeah.
What happened there? Couple of bad beats.
Yeah, couple of bad beats. That's what it is on 70 points.
Look, you're not too far out of it, but you're in 19 spot.
Yeah, but look at all the ones that are ahead of me.
They've all had twos or three jokers.
I've still I've got a strategy. Not all the ones the three ahead

(53:12):
of you have not have finally used one joker as.
Well, yeah, well. And a couple of ones up there.
Yeah, and they'll use their Joker and stink it up.
So that's where I'll be, alright.
First person not to use a Joker on 68 points catastrophe, how
good for it Yeah yeah, has not used a Joker yet and then Amelia
on 67 points, one point behind there in 28th spots.

(53:34):
So as soon as they start using jokers.
Tell you well that is very high for a cat not to have a joke
wrong. That is prime position to sweep
into the top ten easily. Well, pretty much.
And, you know, you have a good week.
So if you average, say, average four, yeah.
Yeah, Well, you catch up four points that would rocket her up
into almost the top 10. That's impressive because I

(53:54):
haven't used any either, but I'mdown in like 77 or something.
Yeah, well, I'm in 48. Because you suck.
Yeah. 65 points. I'm stinking it up.
Stinking it up Now we have to goover onto page 2 to find well,
Swiss Cowboys at 51, red hot richies in 55th and these are
people who used to be up the topall the time.
The potato is in 67th. We've got we've got one here

(54:17):
called the Coventry family. Oh well, really.
So your whole family is betting against you here.
I bet you're there, the long pocket family.
I have a feeling it might be Fusion Morgan in 77th.
That's respectable. And right behind in 78th, Morgan
is my hero. Shout out.
Oh. Shout out my #1.
There goes my hero. Oh.

(54:38):
Morgan, He's been doing all right lately 6/6.
Yeah, Sixes. Yeah, we're up there.
Coming. We're coming along.
He's up there. Cowboy Chicken in 80th.
Yeah, tipping 2 broke my cardinal rule on the weekend
against Manly, but so against Manly.
Yeah, well, I've thought about it and I went.
Well, DCE will be frigging ripping the skin off that ball

(55:00):
because he's going to have the shit said.
He's not playing Origin. And as I, I backed the Titans on
the show and then and then I andI was thinking about it all way
and I went Nah, Nah, Nah. This is and that's it.
I'm never changing tips again and never tipping manly again.
See. That's where you went.
That's it on stuff the Broncos, stuff Manly stuff, the Roosters.

(55:22):
Yeah, the Broncos screwed us this week.
That too. OTR subscribers our exclusive
Patreon tipping comps description dipping comp.
I think I just said that twice. Hook for life out in front 71
points. Good margin too, 200.
Yeah, now pistol blazing. 2 gunswas at the top of this one has
now drives third. Hmm, well equal third.
Yeah, but the Knights got robbed.

(55:44):
Give me a point there. Take one off Hawk for life.
No. And.
That's not how it works. Yeah, I'm aware, I'm aware
that's not how it works. And the Dragon's got robbed
like. Now Valentine fly homes also on
70 points margin of 221 your margin pistol is 220 Yeah, so
Hando just. Means Hando's shit at margin
picking. Hando's right on your tail.
I'm looking forward to how this one plays out.

(56:07):
Yeah. Hawk for Life, Cutty, O'Hara,
Pistol plays in Two Guns, Valentine, Fly Homes and Katas.
Three are our top five. Pendo got lucky there in round
13. Look at his form 3331 then.
Tips are perfect. That that's, that wasn't that
the upset round for, you know, everyone was getting ones and
twos and he ends up with eight. Yeah, no, look, everyone was
getting sixes and fives in that.Must have been the one before.

(56:29):
Yeah, it was the one. Before was the ones on the.
Yeah, fair enough. OK.
All right. Well, let's move on to the new
round. It's around 16.
Kicks off Friday night. Campbelltown Stadium, 8:00 PM W
Tigers 320. Raiders are $1.35.
I'm gonna get the Raiders. The potato has gone.
The Tigers. Very nice pistol.

(56:50):
I go on Raiders by 22. By 22, jeez, I haven't put a
margin. I'll just, I'll go by 10 now.
I'll go by 12. OK, Bill.
Yeah, I'll get a copycat on you and get the Green machine by 12
all. Right, I like it.
Yeah, I'm the same Green Machineby 12 points as well.
Saturday 21st 3:00 PM Go Media Stadium and New Zealand Warriors
dollar 25. The Panthers are 4 bucks and so

(57:13):
they should be. I'm going the Warriors here.
The potato has picked the Warriors, Peter.
Up the wires, buddy. Up the wires, Bill.
Up the wires. Morgan Well, that's for me. 5:30
PM HBF Park the Dolphins the Dollar Thirty of the Knights
$3.50 The Dolphins having now scored 158 odd points across
three games and had 18 scored against them.

(57:35):
They're doing something right. They're wearing the attack
jersey and defence jersey, it's like 1/2, so yeah.
What's the attack jersey? I'm curious, the potato has gone
the Knights pistol. I have gone fins up.
Fins up. Yep, fins up.
Well, look, I'm going fins up too.
But what about the Fury about the team who plays US losers the

(57:55):
next week? Yeah, yeah.
But they're both in the Knights.I don't reckon the sign applies,
yeah. I don't think there's a sign
there, man. Alright, tell you what though,
if Knights get up. Finn is.
That's a thing. We are.
That's a lock. We're.
Certainly on it, yeah. Actually, Rando, do a little
research there. How do teams go after they play
the Cowboys? What's the winning percentage of
teams? In.
Teams. After they play the Cowboys in

(58:17):
towns or Yep, the winning percentage of teams, yeah.
Because it's so tiring to play here apparently.
Yeah, apparently they. Always look so tired playing us.
Or what's what's the what's the overall for and against?
Yeah, 'cause they might still win, but by how much?
Gotta beat the spread. 7:35 PM Acore stadium on Saturday.
The Rabbits 375 The Storm are $1.27.
I'm going. The Storm, the potatoes gone.

(58:37):
The Rabbits, Peter. I've gone storm as well.
True. Morgan, Peter.
Billy. Wow, she was so.
Wrong. I'm all over the place.
I said to do the Ant, yeah. Surprised he didn't say Rob.
Give us a storm at a cool stadium.
Oh, this is a category 5 storm warning.
OK, we have a beer on me. You have a burn.
Burn you have a. The cyclone.

(58:59):
Cyclone warning? No, I've got no idea.
This is it. This is it.
This is right here. Sunday, 2:00 PM, Suncorp Stadium
What? The Broncos are $1.53, The
Sharks are $2bucks.50. I'm gone the sharks stuff the
Broncos. The potato has also gone the
sharks. Peter.
I too have gone the sharks still.

(59:19):
Yep, the other type of fins up. Yes, the wrong fin.
That's Yeah. Yeah.
Morgan Sharks like it. 4:05 PM, Alley Islands Roosters Dollar
44. Cowboys $2.80.
You're gonna. No, I'm gone.
The Roosters. The potatoes pick the Roosters.
Wow. I can't after last week.
No, that's good for us, Bill, because we'll get points back on

(59:42):
these. I hope everyone else goes your
Roosters, too, because this is where you're gonna fail, and
fail miserably. You punch it, cocks.
Give me the Cowboys Bill. Yeah, this is the Peyton Billy
Climb. Yeah, this is our, this is our
alliance. This is this is the Cowboys game
to win, the stairs to lose, but it's they're gonna win.
We. Stand strong.

(01:00:02):
Yeah, we stand strong, Bill. Cows all the way.
Your mirror. Bugger.
Yeah, your mirror. You said Cox.
You 2 are both Cox. You know you can pick a rooster
up and just pull its head straight out of its spine.
Yeah, trying to. I'm trying to win the comp.
Oh yeah, how's that going for you on page 2?
We are slow and steady. It's Have you ever had the

(01:00:23):
turtle in the hair? Yeah, Oh yeah.
This is where this is where you fall further behind. 6:15 PM
Commbank Stadium, Eels, 2 bucks and five Titans $1.77.
This is last versus second last.This is a going to be a quality
game. I don't care who you are, where
you're from. I'm going on the Eels just
because it's Commbank. The potatoes go on the Titans,

(01:00:44):
Peter. It's just like our good friend
Prometheus the Titan. We will be going Titans, giving
fire to the guys on the Gold Coast.
There's a whole lot of words there, Bill.
Yeah, tits up. That's much better, Morgan.
If Manley is the most irrelevantteam in the comp then Titans
have to be second because they suck.
They're just such a boring team.I'm going to yours.

(01:01:07):
Oh, Billy and Pistol Climb. The boys this week, the
Bulldogs, the Dragons and Manley.
Speaking of. Bulldogs just have a boy.
Yeah, they'll like get another one.
The boy system is messed up. So they've had their three now.
I think, I think so. I think so or they will have
after this way. But doggies have a lot of
drinking to do. Who let the Dogs anyway?

(01:01:29):
That's tipping. Or NRL Round 16.
What do you guys reckon be the game of the round?
Game of the Round. Yeah, I reckon that first one, I
reckon Rays and Tigers, I reckonit's going to be a wild card.
Warriors and Panthers could go either way.
Cowboys. Roosters.
Noirs. Yeah, actually Bronco Sharks
could be half days. Sharks could be OK.

(01:01:51):
Eels Titans could be good but ina bad way because it's a spoon
bowl I like. I like to see equivalent skill
levels matched up. Yeah, matched up.
Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.
Rabbits could surprise Melbourne.
What I do like? No, probably not.
Origin Wednesday, obviously. Obviously seven games, three
Saturday, three Sunday. How good on Friday night?
I'm with Randy, piss off the 6:00 PM Friday and have three

(01:02:13):
and three. Yeah, yeah.
Have your Thursday still obviously not this week, but
just three and three. Saturday, Sunday, How good.
It's good you put, put, put it on it.
You know what? 33 o'clock's the first game
usually. Bit of pregame hype.
Yeah, you're an hour into cooking a leg of lamb in the
smoker. And then you're good all the way
through till like 9 o'clock 10:00 at night.
Nice ordered. Yeah, keeps keeps the family

(01:02:33):
games. A game's not performing as good
as you want it to be, so you flick over the AFL or something.
It's fantastic. Three and three.
Check out the Lions losing to a giant.
I will end you. I will end you with. 1.
I will throat punch your Adam's apple through the back of your
spine. Oh yes, I don't think you're
doing come close to you, but it's it's just.
Sub Zero from Mortal Kombat it is.
Very. Very more so I was disgusting

(01:02:55):
with Morgan before you guys got here today that I think I might
end up being a bit of an AFL fanafter last week.
When we're talking watching thatNorth Melbourne, Collingwood
game and I just sort of watch it, just actually paid attention
for a little bit, I went, you know what, this is actually all
right, It's not a bad game. You can, I could see why people
would really get into it. Like, it's like some of the

(01:03:17):
players that I watched happen, Iwent that was pretty cool, That
was athletic. When it's a quality game and
you've got some quality players playing well as it's.
Not a limit. You're blown out or something?
And it's not a blowout. Unless if you're at your team
doing the blowout. Yeah, yeah.
And then it's great. That's fantastic.
But if it's getting pinned out against you, it's worse than 58
to 4. Oh, it would be.
But yeah, if if it's a low skillgame, like watching any West

(01:03:40):
Coast game at the moment, it's hard to watch.
Yeah. Well, I just gotta work out what
team I go for. Lions brother What's?
Yeah, that's my friend. Pies, my friend.
No, definitely not the pies, forreasons I'm not bringing up
here. Girl's got a full set of teeth,
for starters, yeah. But they were saying on the
weekend so, well, it has to be the Lions or the Suns.
But. Suns are a good shout, they are

(01:04:01):
on the rise big time. I'm enjoying the Lion Juggernaut
my man. But.
You can always just. Go over Suns be.
Your own man over Suns. I'm not even.
But then I like. But then if I was gonna go for
my favorite Lego, I'd go Essendon because it's Bombers,
Bomber plane, they. No good.
It's a bold strategy car. It's a lot of heartbreak.

(01:04:22):
Is that like being a Cowboys fan?
But. Essendon hasn't played a final a
lot worse. There's a meme going round.
It's like a clock. Essendon hasn't played a final
in like 20 years. If you wanna.
OK, if you. Wanna be a If you wanna be a
Bombers fan, go and invest in a DeLorean.
Travel back to 98 where you had a good five year period and
nothing ever since. Jump on the Suns.
They're on the rise. Yeah, Suns aren't bad.

(01:04:43):
I don't mind their style. And mums are saying killed a fan
too. I remember well, that's not
good. I know that that's not good.
That's also not a tears. Yeah, demons.
Also not good Kangaroos. Can't get around their little.
Geelong's probably been the bestteam of yeah.
This Yeah, my 2000 Geelong. 2000Geelong's.
Probably been my most. Consistent they had nearly a 70

(01:05:05):
year drought, but then ever since.
Then the last 20 years have been.
Yeah, one of my aunties is a Cats fan.
Is that grand final that they blew the other team out of the
water? Do you know what year that was?
Top bad that would have been when Sellwood and Northam
retired. That been like 3-4 years ago.
Yeah, it was something like that.
It was not long after Covad, didn't it, wasn't it?

(01:05:27):
The lines they blew off a park. No, sure.
I. Probably.
Just checking. We've only played in two grand
finals since. Oh yeah, lost one to us, but.
But she was even saying like watching that game because it
was the cats were flogging them like they're winning.
A bit, yeah, they did. Yeah.
The Bloods, yeah. Yeah, and I was sitting there
going, oh, surely you'd be getting up and about for this.
Your team's flogging them. And she's like, oh, well, it's

(01:05:48):
not really that fun. Like we're we're gonna win by a
shit load. And I just went, I don't know I
could get around it. It was sort of like that last
year for me, but I was that happy that it was the Lions
winning. But you knew do that by three
quarter time, even half time, we've just won the flag.
This is good. You're not on the edge of your
seat. A couple extra stumps right?

(01:06:09):
There you go. Aging vegan 30 years in 20
minutes, three quarter time but.It was the bubbly extra good
because the year before was heartbreak.
Heartache. Yeah.
Because it was a close game. A close.
Loss. Well, win for you, but.
But AFL is a great team because what it means as well is that if
the cows are going terrible or there's something a game that

(01:06:32):
you don't like, once you start supporting a team in AFL and you
go hang on, I'll watch this gamebecause Dogs and long is going
to be a good encounter. You find that you'll watch that
instead of pick a pick a blood, you're a Titans Eels game.
You'd rather watch a good game of AFL instead?
Yeah, this is pretty much exactly what Morgan said to me
today too. It was, Yeah.
It's it's easier to turn on and just watch any game rather than

(01:06:54):
with like if say Manly's versusing the Dragons.
Like you said, it was just like,who gives a?
Shit, who cares? Yeah, whereas you can put on an
AFL game and since you've supported A-Team and you're
following the sport, it makes you want to watch that.
But even if it was what you say,like Carlton versus and or Saint
Killer, something like that, it's all good.
You'd still watch it. Yeah.
And they got BT, one of the bestcommentators in Australian
sport. It's.

(01:07:15):
Just no. Western Bulldogs.
It's just no good when both yourteams lose, yeah.
In a week which has happened thelast two weeks, Last Friday.
Storm, Storm. Cowboys.
Lions. Crying a river.
They lose. The last two years we've been.
Lions Lions GWS into a cow's dolphins like.
Rough, rough times. And the good thing about AFL is

(01:07:37):
you can support it any team, Like they're all, we're all over
the place sports in every, you know, teams in every state
except NT. Yeah.
Yeah, but they play up there. They do they.
Made me think you. Could actually get on board the
20s. I was about to do it.
Oh, come to the Tasmanian. Team yeah, because well they've
got like 200,000 members they. May be gone, may not get off the
ground. I'm a member.

(01:07:57):
I'm a member. Of a founding member.
Yeah, founding member. Yes, yeah, it was like.
It was 10 bucks for the membership.
Yeah, they they literally doubled.
Like they got double the. Why not?
Yeah, I've got stickers and everything.
Yeah, they got. Boy, wasn't it double?
I got guaranteed tickets. No, I got I got guaranteed
tickets to MCG by win to make finals.

(01:08:18):
Damn. Straight.
It's for devils. Tasty devils.
Yeah, tasty devils. Yeah, 'cause.
The logo and the mask got a shitbut yeah.
And the colours are and it's. It's completely green and green.
It's pretty. Fucking ugly.
But it was 10 marks. Yeah, but that's I'm.
Happy to support a fledgling team trying to get into the comp
to Disrupt. I can't wait to pick my seats.
And also if they get the home ground in Tassie, yeah, it

(01:08:40):
displaces Hawthorne. That's true.
And and N Belmont, however. Hawthorne may end up playing out
of Cairns. Well, that'd be OK.
That was the talk of it. Because we get the Bulldogs in
Cairns, I've gone Hawthorne. Got a relocate?
Not necessarily relocate, but that was going to be 1 of that.
You know how like they sell, they have like 7 home grounds.
Yeah, they were looking at Cairns, with Kazailey's
basically being one of their home grounds, so there'd be a

(01:09:02):
whole bunch of games up. There AFL's big in Cairns.
Yeah, it's yeah, Yep. Massive.
So it's actually pretty big heretoo.
Not as big as Cairns, but yeah. And went to the went to the
sorry, went to the grand final comp last year and at Tony
Island. Yeah, but if it's Riverway
Stadium and. It was packed.
Yeah, right. There are a lot.
Of it was at Karas ones versus Herbert Park Tigers.

(01:09:23):
I think it might have been actually.
I just pulled out just. Look that.
Up. No, I literally just pulled it
actually. I think Hawks uni.
Hawks, I think. Yeah, I think Hawks are involved
across all three grades and the women's.
Yeah, OK. And.
Lost all of them. Yeah, yeah.
So we have to shout out the correspondence I reckon, because
they do the maitre raffles at the Stuart Hotel and I reckon
collectively our family would have paid for at least one whole

(01:09:43):
grandstand. I've never been to the Stuart
Hotel, ever. It's good.
Do yourself a favor and go and head out there.
Do. Something fine.
Shout out to the servo outside though.
I'm energy like dollar 4044 or something like they're pricing.
They gotta make a hot box too. Yeah, I've seen that.
Apparently that's one of the cheapest prices in.

(01:10:05):
Queensland, it is insanely cheapall the time.
The shell server has also been, well, the Ready Express has been
sort of competing with it too. So some sometimes I'll drive
past the UMD to see what price it is and then I'll either
double pull it, pull into the Ready, or I'll do a YUI and head
back to you. You got to support the
independence because they have areason.
The Shell's cheaper is because they have dropped their pants on
their price. So you got to support the Ogs.

(01:10:26):
There's a bit of a Cuba sometimes.
Yeah, Yeah, there is. Yeah.
And also. There's also over there we have
the pit stop or the pie stop. Pie stop.
Pie stop, that is. When you do it in your next pie
reviews. Next to scoops.
Yeah, give that a guy the pie. Stop.
They are. They are Phelan's pies.
Oh no, I'm out. Yeah, they are Phelan's pies,
but they're still pretty good. They home make some of.

(01:10:47):
The Yeah, they're sausage sausage rolls.
The sausage rolls are to die for.
The beef and gravy rolls are great.
Yeah, as well. I love the beef.
Yeah. All that other stuff they do,
the sandwiches and the rolls, salad rolls and things like
that, that that's one of my Mrs.favorite places to pull up and
up, get something to eat. Yeah.
When you get off your keto. Yeah.
Get around to them. Get around.
Get The Rolling Stones and BP aswell.
They make their own protect sausage rolls and possibly pies.

(01:11:10):
So I've heard a good thing aboutthat.
There's a new pie shop at Vincent Village.
Have we heard about this? It's for Baker, who used to be
at Mouse Pies. Apparently he's gone and started
his own pie shop when Mouse Piessold.
Okay, people are saying it's really good.
I haven't tried it yet, but I'veheard good things.
I've heard good things. There's one in Garbet is a
Barber. We're the IGA shopping complex
in Bob's. Spot.
I'm talking about the French bakery.

(01:11:32):
They make good pie. Yeah, there's a Barber which is
licensed and got a bar there, really.
And next to it is, yeah, a bakery, apparently.
Yeah, well, that's like the. Sweets The sweets and trees are
best on ground. Apparent it's a French
patisserie. The guy actually is from France.
I was gonna say from French. He is French from France
ironically, and they make amazing croissants and yeah,

(01:11:54):
fantastic. Big shout out.
OK. All right, very good.
Now part of our new segment, which I think basically crossed
into just a little bit I. Think we just.
We're already in it. Sort of moulded into it.
Well, a little bit. There's a few little notes here
that you guys put in, which I love.
Double Fillet of Fish is play on.
Yeah, yeah. Best burger.
It is the best burger you can get from a McDonald's.

(01:12:16):
Yeah, the fillet. Of best.
The fillet of fish, the steam. But Pete, take it away.
You know him A. Fillet of Fish is the best
McDonald's burger and I will notbe convinced otherwise.
Yeah. And then when you get.
Fish pie, though. And then when you get the double
fillet of fish. Is that is that a double
entrendo? No, not at all.
No, he like. He literally likes.
Fish. Yeah, a seafood pie.
Seafood. Pie.
Have you had the scallop pie from Banjos?

(01:12:36):
Yeah. Is it good?
We're back to pie, yeah? Not the it's it's good, but it's
not it's not the best. It's not good.
It's not the Ducks nuts. If it was the last pie left, you
wouldn't be upset. No, you, yeah, you wouldn't be
upset. Yeah, OK, yeah, I don't know.
Fish and pie just doesn't go in the same sentence.
I make a mad seafood pie. Back back to the fillet.
But the fillet of fish and. It's got to be said Fillet.

(01:12:58):
I'm always, yeah, now I'm alwaysa fillet.
No, it's fillet. When you order it, they go
Fillet of fish. Do they either way but the
steam. But where it is fillet?
The melted cheese, the right amount of tartare sauce.
It is just the best burger you know.
Big Mac's grated a double quarter pound and all.
No fill it a fish. It's incredible.
Do you have fish finger sandwiches?
Like put fish fingers on 2-2 pieces of bread with.

(01:13:21):
Yeah, back in the day. Because it is.
That's what it sounds like to. Me.
No, no, no. The fillet of fish has like
refresh reefish. I had one of.
Those it's, I mean sweet lip, Yeah, it may be some No, it
could be sweet lip or a bit of Nana guy.
Largemouth Nana guy. Yeah, I think it's Nana guy.
It's Tilapia. If you're lucky, no.
I'm pretty sure it's straight off the boat.
It's actually. I'm pretty straight out of

(01:13:41):
lunch, I'm pretty sure. Definitely not flake.
At all? Oh yeah, uncoloured guppies that
they normally sell as fish to feed to bigger fish.
They just, and they don't sell them, they just put them all in
a blender. No, no, no, drain the fish is.
Definitely largemouth and a guy,no?
I will not sit here and listen to that largemouth Nana guy is

(01:14:02):
good fish fingers and filler to fish and not.
I think it depends on the seasons.
It might be cruel tree out I think in the.
I'm quite sure it's not. Could be a bit of brim too,
maybe Totally. Yeah.
All. Right, fresh water.
It's tilapia I got. Just just to end the night, I've
got one for you that's popped up.
Now this is a little unique quiz.
Hmm Alright, now this. I found this on themirror.co.uk.

(01:14:25):
So hold on to your foot. Hold on to your boots.
On this one, I'm gonna give you a name, or about 10 of them,
actually, and you have to tell me whether it's a racehorse or a
drag queen. Oh.
Shit, this is I like. It Pistol Pete.
OK, first starting easy Pistol Pete.
No starting easy. Starting with bear claws.
Is it a racehorse race? A drag.

(01:14:46):
Queen. No, it's drag queen.
Not allowed to Google it either.Racehorse.
So you're going racehorse, you're going drag queen, drag
queen I. Got Racehorse.
OK. So we'll click on racehorse and
you are correct. Yeah.
Bear Claws is a racehorse. The next one is bag of chips.
BAGA space CHIPZ. Surely that's a race bag of
chips. Bag.

(01:15:07):
Of. Chips is what is.
That's a race horse. Chips gonna see bag of.
Chips Morgan Gay community or sogive us the chips as a queen.
You go on the queen, the drag queen.
So we've got two race horses anda drag queen.
I'll click on the race horse. It is a drag queen.
Yeah, bag of. Chips.
I don't want to go see a bag of chips.
Next one is Gorgeous George. Racehorse or drag queen?

(01:15:27):
Racehorse. Racehorse.
Too obvious. Gorgeous George was also a boxer
in the movie Snatch. Also used to own male power for
us, Oh gorgeous George. Give us a queen.
It's a it's a racehorse. Sorry to tell you I've actually
heard of Gorgeous George The. Next one Did Pocky race out in
the? Quite first place, certainly in
the last. Sminty drop.
SMINTY Drop. Racehorse.

(01:15:49):
Queen. Queen.
We're going queen on this one and it is a drag queen.
Smitty drops. Yeah, I don't.
Know I don't know, I'm just don't Google Smitty.
Caramel CARAMA Double LE. Queen course, yeah.
Go on the the horse for this one.
No, I reckon that one's a queen,surely.
OK, could not be more of a queen.
Yeah, definitely a drag queen, that one.

(01:16:10):
Starlight racehorse. That's that's out of the boys.
It is. It's neither in that either.
I'll go horse. Racehorse.
Go on horse. Racehorse.
Yeah, Horse. You're correct.
That's definitely a racehorse. Too obvious, isn't it?
Yeah. That way.
Yeah. Kittens.
Joy. That's a queen for sure.
No, I like those I. Mean you could you could change

(01:16:31):
those words up for alternative words.
Absolutely all sorts of different common.
Indeed. There is a racehorse called Tom
Kitten. So, kittens, should we give us
the horse? It is a racehorse.
It is joy. Absolutely a racehorse.
Charity case, KASE Charity case.Oh, that's.
A It's got to be a queen, yeah. 2 Queens there, Bill.

(01:16:53):
I'll go racehorse. All right, we go.
It's definitely a drag queen. Yes, it's drag queen that's come
up green on drag queen. We're in the expert level.
Black pepper. PE double PA Black pepper.
No, no, that's green. It's for spelling.
That is why that's. Two quick Queens.
Yeah, if you don't weird things with your spelling, you're a
queen. That's three Queens and you are
correct. Yes, like pepper is a drag.

(01:17:13):
Queen. Yeah, boy.
And Miss Dandelion. That's a horse.
Horse that's. A horse, definitely a horse.
You are correct. And that is that is it. 9 out of
10. Not bad.
Well, we're pretty good there you.
Did pretty well. You're all ready for Ascot.
So anyway, I found that on mirror.co.uk.
I liked it. Some of those were interesting.
So circling back to your fillet of fish, in Australia,

(01:17:34):
McDonald's fillet, a fish sandwich, is made with a
combination of Alaskan Pollock and hokey.
While Pollock is the primary fish, hokey is also used,
sourced from Australian and New Zealand waters, according to
Yahoo. No, no, no, no, no.
But the towns or McDonald's? The towns or McDonald's?
Is sweet lip no? Sweet lip, yeah.
Before you start, I've got I've got a quick one to hit you guys

(01:17:55):
with. Very quick.
This happened to me last night. What's the deal when you walk
into a restaurant to get a tablefor two?
By the way, the place is empty and then they're scratching
their heads trying to work out where to sit.
You like the place is for? I don't.
Know have it happened to you? Not like I can see 40 spare
tables and they're looking around oh, where are we going to

(01:18:16):
sit you over here or looking at the iPad trying to talk to the
manager. Where are we going to put these
people? Never had that issue.
You've never had that happened. It happens all the time.
It's like it's the biggest dramain the world.
Where are we going to sit you? And I'm like your whole
restaurant is empty. Glad.
You must have been somewhere exclusive it.
Was a little nice, but seriously.
What is up with that? It wasn't the Sundo.

(01:18:36):
No, I wish. I want to go to the Sundo when
the sun going to happen now we will go there to support the
Sundo all. Right.
Sounds good. Yeah.
All right, well, in the meantime, at On the Range NQ on
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It sounds like you killing musicis falling for an hour back to
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