Marine Tierlist

The lads sit down and rank all their favorite, and not so favorite marine characters. Some unexpected people are brought up and nonsense ensues.

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Hello, here we are. We are back at.
It. I can't.
My arms are cuffed to the chair.Sorry.
Yes, Sir. And it's private first class.
Justin, Sir. Wait, private private, private
Christian here. Wait, am I in charge?
Is that why I'm chained to the no?

(00:21):
I think. I think Justin's playing both
characters. But wait, you're chained to the
desk. Say your name and rank, soldier.
I said I'm cuffed. I can't.
I can't present arms. Commanding Officer, I had
nothing to do with this, Sir. As expected, private you're
always one of the good ones. Thank you, Sir.
Would you like to see how well Imade my bed this morning, Sir?
You know. What kid?

(00:41):
I would. I do.
You're in the brick. Shut up.
Being dishonorably discharged for cleaning out the mess hall.
Yeah, you could discharge me. Oh my God.
Escalated very quickly. The CEO is just just throwing
out any of the terms he ever learned in officer school.

(01:02):
That sounds like insubordination.
Son, here's my bed, Sir. Observe how neatly the sheets
are tucked, how finely the pillow has been fluffed.
Don't look at the anime girl poster on the wall behind it.
Forget the anime girl poster, son.
Do you see this? Do you see what I'm looking at
here on your pillowcase? Sir, No, Sir.
Look, come here. Come here.
Look, you see this? You see this right here.

(01:23):
Oh, is that? A pubic hair I see.
No, Sir, That that's that's what.
You expect to respect and up hold the Navy standards when
you've got pubes on your pillowcase, Sir.
I'm sorry, Sir. I.
Sir, those are mine. Sir.
What? Why is your you know what I

(01:55):
don't? I'd rather just get thrown in
the Brig too for being blamed onmine than have it be yours.
Discharge me. I don't want to be here anymore.

(02:20):
It was rude from the beginning. OK reggae composer.
OK, back in formation. Wow, we're done.

(02:41):
I'm done with that. That's over.
That's over. Fall back, fall back.
That's that's super over. Every war movie ever.
Black Hawk Down. Black Hawk Down, All right.
Import mission. As you can tell from the tier
list thumbnail, we we and the title of this episode we've

(03:04):
we've done another tier list andboy have we got one for you
tonight. We're ranking one piece Marines.
Also, Sir, your stream is paused, I can't see the list.
Oh, can't see shit? I mean, there's there's not much
to see currently it is. It is empty at the moment the.

(03:27):
Whole screen is redacted. I didn't realize it's a black
OP. Oh wait, really?
All I see is stream. Pause crispy has minimized the
application set tight. Book soiled it.
I don't know why that happened, but here you go buffering.
Hopefully that hopefully it takes care of it anyway, Buffer.
So we've got a we've got a period list here for everybody

(03:48):
and we're we're doing the rings.Let's introduce the tears.
You might be able to tell from the thumbnail.
Probably post the tears on socials and in our Discord at
some point as well. But.
What are our? Tears.
We're going back in time, Justin. 10 years ago when

(04:14):
discord was fun alone in here. What's happening?
Well, maybe I'm the problem. I can't hear nobody.
And I'm. Recording still.
Oh no. Everyone's enjoying this.
Quality content while we try to discord shitty, you know, work.
Properly on this fucking show ortechnology or brain.

(04:36):
Is it me? Am I the problem?
It's the final brain cell. What's happening?
So, Grisha, we can't hear you incase that's problem.
What's going on? The Internet?
The Internet? Why?

(05:03):
What's going on this? Is not playing I this is.
This is some of the works. The podcast just got hit by an
18 Wheeler. We're just like rolling down
the. Freeway.
Is it just me? It's not the problem, Christian.
You might be. Bro.
I'm so sorry. I don't.
I don't know what's going on, bro.
Let me let me leave and come back.

(05:24):
Hold on. Maybe I'm the problem.
The heck? No, it OK.
I'm back and I still can't. Christian.
All right, well, man, it's goingto really suck when we we.
Might have to just scrap this. Recording and then go again.
No, I refuse. I absolutely.

(05:44):
Refuse so just to tell you aboutyour day.
Since I since I have a captive audience, I I don't.
Know what my day at work was, Was, you know, hectic?
For. For the first time a couple
weeks since business kind of slowed down.
Thanks. The FDA 45 you guys?
But you know. I holy shit.

(06:07):
Fuck my story. Let's go back to.
The show Oh God, I please. Tell me you didn't stop
recording because I have been. No, of course not.
I thank God I'm a man of this bullshit.
I'm a man of the people. I'm here to entertain.
And boy did I probably not do that.
But either way, we're back. If if you didn't, we did, we'll

(06:30):
reserve the drive well. I mean, the problem is it will
only they're not going to layer the conversations over each
other. So one of us is going to get
muted and it's probably going tobe me.
I'll. Be fine.
I think it's fine. Mark the time down at roughly 6
something or other as Christian loses his damn mind.

(06:50):
Well, 7:45 is the end of it. I'm talking the beginning.
All right, you can see. You see the stream again, I see.
Absolutely. My brand.
OK, You can still see it. It's beautiful.
Perfect. All right, somebody tell me what
the damn tears are as I tried tointro the first time.
Bottom to top please. All right, so for our dead

(07:11):
bottom of the barrel tier, we got Tim Hootens next one up.
For our D tier, we have Churro Choppers.
Middle of the road. AB tier is Paul Blart, Doughnut
cop. A tier, it's punch key.
Puncher or punch key. I'm not.
I'm not. Polish.
Leave me alone. And for our cream on the crop,
we got glaze me, Daddy or Mommy?Yeah.

(07:34):
Perfect. All right.
We're going to start here and I,I think that, you know, the
tier, the tier list maker just kind of threw whatever, whatever
pictures I had in, in a random, random order and we're starting
off hot. We're we're starting off hot
here with a kainu. Where are we putting a Kainu on

(07:56):
the tier list? Punch Key puncher.
See that? That is fitting, right?
'Cause I hate the guy so I put him in fucking Tim Who?
Insurance. But you know.
I gotta get reasonable put him in.
I was thinking churro chomper because I because I agree.
I. I do actually kind of agree.
Churro Chompers. As mannequins going to do
nothing first. Let's go.

(08:17):
Let's go over one thing too. Before we before we officially
rank a Kainu. How are we generally doing this?
How are the Marines getting ranked tonight?
Vibe slash if I like you or not.Pretty much that's.
The most subjective of all subjects.
Yeah, this is, this is not a power ranking.

(08:38):
This is This is purely. And how scareless.
Fuck off. Turn out the podcast.
Go home. We don't do that here.
That ain't us. Go, go visit.
Go visit a different channel. Somebody else has done it.
I'm sharing. Balls you, you nerd.
Yeah, dude, Cuca, 1V1 us all. We know God.
Yes, he is. God, thank you for noticing.

(09:00):
So yeah, we're, we're we're basically.
Wait, wait, I see a photo missing.
Go on. Where's Son Goku?
He's there, we just have the oldman version.
Where's goat Coon? Oh Goku.
Shit, that's that's a good point.
Goku broke the scale bro, he wouldn't be fair.
He he'd 1V1 them all. Yeah, he'd have his own tear
right above glaze me, mommy and daddy.

(09:22):
He'd also just eat the tearless SO.
I feel like that would just be the the the chomped tear.
Like you don't even make it to that one.
Like it's like that that mean it's like you're already dead.
Yeah, we've already done that bit though, unfortunately we we
did that with the villains tier list.
He's a churro chomper. Yeah, yeah.

(09:43):
No, I think, I think putting himin Churro Chomper would be doing
him a disservice. So.
You're saying he should go lower?
No, no, no. I would say, I would say a kind.
You can go no lower than Paul Blair, Donut cop.
Well, the fuck. I, I'm kind of gonna have to
disagree because to me he's justkind of bland.

(10:06):
Like, yeah, he did some impactful things, I won't deny
that. But like, as a personality
whack. I just don't like the guy
because he he big Angie and he adickhead so fuck that guy.
So you're both saying churro? Yeah, yeah, he gets deeds here
for a cool power I. I'm being I'm being out voted
here. I'll put him in churro, tear

(10:27):
that that that works. That's fine.
Next on the list is Fuji Torah Glaze Me.
Hell yeah. Glaze me so hard.
I'm I'm so glad we're in agreeance here.
I. Vibes.
The the the powers, the Yeah, that does everything.
All of the all of all the worth he brings to the to an entire

(10:51):
arc for Dressrosa and his and his just general sense of
justice to like, I'm not going to factor that into a lot of the
a lot of these characters because some of these characters
are kind of, you know, really get a sense for what their
justice is. But Fuji Torres, he's one of
them where there's a there's a heavy emphasis on on on doing

(11:12):
what's right or what he thinks is right.
So I'm a I'm I'm more than happyto to to keep him in clays me
tear that that's totally fine byme next to yacht full body.
Well, you guys, you guys doubt about full body was what was his
name? I was he iron fist full body or

(11:34):
something like that. But honestly, I don't remember.
I looked him up the other night and I was just like.
Sam Sanji's Arc I. Like I know that much, but I'm
literally. Gets the shit beat out of him
and that's his whole. That's his whole stick.
What was his? I know him better as a character
from episode fucking like 8 thenhis whole existence of the
entire fucking series as a marine.
But he was a Marine the whole time.

(11:55):
My point, I knew him as what I assumed to be a civilian, except
he was just a shitty marine fromthe gecko.
Yeah, but now I think. He got like demoted along the
way. I don't remember.
I feel like that's true. I feel like everybody.
Got promoted, I thought, yeah, Ithought.
I thought he got kind of moved up a little bit.
Well, maybe not actually, that might not be true.
He got. Demoted, and then he has to work
his way back up. Yeah, well now he just now he

(12:17):
Sims along with Django for for Hina, which I'm sure Devin can,
Devin can relate. Fates are good for that man.
I mean, he, it's not like he acknowledges them in any way.
They just kind of. Proximity, all right?
That's what I'm saying. He's still good for him.
Yeah, he doesn't. He's a.
He's a Tim Hooten's for me personally.

(12:38):
Nah, well, you got me there. I'm not going to argue next.
Might be a controversial one, might not be.
We'll see how it goes. We have Monkey D Garp.
So on vibes alone, like like I feel like his vibes outweigh his
deadbeat deadness. So like, I'm inclined to put him

(12:59):
in punch key puncher because he's definitely gonna.
Punch Key Puncher I. Basically agree with Devin.
I just don't like that I agree with Devin.
I just missed the dog hat like. Well, you know, true, I do also
miss the dog hat. Not the live action version, but
the anime version. Yeah, the live action version
can stay gone forever, please. Oh, I, I was, I was very

(13:25):
thoroughly convinced that Justinwas not going to go any higher
than a Paul Blart Tier I. I, you know, I'm really debating
it. I feel like in my heart he
should be a Paul Blart. But like like.
Now he is but I. I don't think he should be
higher than Ponchki Ponchi. If anyone wants to fight for
him, I'll put it that way. He's.
Definitely not going and glaze me that's not happening.
No, no, absolutely not. Highest he could get his push.

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I could. I could live with Paul Blart.
Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of factors to consider here that he
he was obviously not the best version of himself during during
the Marineford arc. So by by by letting Ace get
killed so handily or being in that situation in the 1st place.
But then all the stuff that he'sdone for Kobe and Hellmeppo and

(14:12):
just the general way he conductshimself.
Kind of a happy go lucky character, which maybe is
probably part of the problem of the Marine Fort arc part part.
But yeah. He might be a donut.
You're persuading me down from punch key puncher with all this?
Yeah, I'm going to. Let it happen, Let it happen.
I think Bartim. I think Bartim.

(14:40):
Yeah, I think I'm I think I'm more happy with with Garp and
and Blart Tier. Let him let him, let him, let
him all cop and go around eat his eat his chips or whatever
and and call it a Danny. He do be munching on those
crackers with some Goku so. Now the next one we maybe have a
little less information on, but I think it's still an

(15:01):
influential marine and so deserves to be on this tier
list. We have.
We have Granny Suru. I got no feed on feel on them.
I think she's a Vice Admiral, right?
Yeah, she, she's like homies with garb.
She shows up during important shit.
But like, you know, I, I like, Ilike her vibe.

(15:21):
But if I'm being honest. What vibe?
She. She a who?
Yeah, like, like what vibe? Like I haven't gotten any like
personality from that person. Listen, she runs.
She runs a ship full of only female marines and her devil
fruit power is folding. People like luxury.
I mean, that's pretty. That's pretty funny though.

(15:43):
All the people like laundry. That's a.
That's a good bit. But like they haven't done
anything. No, I'm I'm saying I'm sticking
by Tim Hooten's but like. I'm not.
I'm on Tim Hooten's. Because she hasn't had she.
Just hasn't had a lot of on the in the show in general, like
there hasn't been a lot of content with her.

(16:04):
Yeah, that's why I'm not really convinced.
So that's why I'm like a Tim wholike it's not like a who isn't
like who are you like like just,you know, like get out of here.
It's like a genuine who are you like?
Show me more. All right, I I'm I'm OK with
that. We'll we'll leave her in Tim
Hooton's. I think that there's a case to

(16:25):
be made for for Churro Champer tear just based off of the the
some of the mystery behind who Sudo is and what her relation to
Garp and how she experienced theearly days of piracy back in the
gold Rodger days. So I think she interests me more
as a character than a normal TimHooton's character would because

(16:47):
there's a bunch of characters inhere that I'm like, yeah, that I
don't give a shit what you contribute to the rest of the
story. Most likely.
There might be bits from the from from earlier the show, but
going forward, it's like, what, What are you even doing here?
But she presents a character that we're going to keep coming
back to probably, and at least has a story to tell eventually,

(17:08):
you know? But if we want to keep her at
the top of Tim Hooton's, I'm. I'm OK with that.
If I haven't convinced you yet, there's probably, you know,
there's probably no fix in that.Let let Let's just keep going
and see where we go. There's always there's always
room for adjustment, right, All right.
Next on the docket is how Meppo himself, the the delinquent son

(17:30):
of a different Marine turned Marine himself and training
partner to A to one young Kobe. So this is my take on come up.
Oh, was it cool like that first interaction of seeing him like,
you know, switching to the Marines and like, you know, like
his reveal? Yes, but I feel like he's been

(17:50):
relegated to side side characterso hard that it's like I, I
don't know who it feels like it's a man.
Playing second fiddle to Kobe and Kobe's already second fiddle
to the story. Exactly.
And it's, it's like it, like my soul's telling me he's a Tim
Hootens cuz he just, he hasn't really interacted necessarily

(18:12):
with the narrative or us since the very beginning.
So he's like a shell? For you, there's going to be a
lot of those characters here. I know that we can't just keep
sticking them all on Tim Huggins.
I think El Meppo should at leastbe in Churro Chomper because he
at least has the the the back story of having been a shithead

(18:36):
character that decided to be more than what he was before on
his own and then joined the marines.
Worked hard, actually got a Is he as powerful as some of the
pirates that he's going to end up going against one day?
No, probably not. Have we seen a lot of it?
No. But I'm interested and I want to

(18:58):
see why he wears the band thing across the shades across his
eyes, if there's like a reason for that, or if it's just style
points, I don't know. I honestly, I think it's just
five points, like like in actuality, Chomper, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm OK with bottom churro
chomper below. What I knew.

(19:19):
Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, I think that.
I think that's right. Now we have we have Iron Fist
Full Bodies partner in crime Django on the board, Heart Eyes,
Django himself. I I dislike him even more.
More than full body now, but. I, I, I fuck with Jongo a little

(19:39):
bit like he's he's actually had like a pretty good amount of
exposure in one piece from beginning to the middle and thus
far right, both as a villain andas a marine recruit.
I'm I'm thinking he's he's churro chomper tier and he's
he's he's he's above hell Meppo.I I'm indifferent to this one.

(19:59):
You guys could. I'm inclined to agree.
I I enjoy, I enjoy. See, Full Body and Jongo are
somewhat similar in the idea that they were antagonists that
have turned to the marine side, but they are less than Hellmeppo
because Hellmeppo has created this bond at least with Kobe.

(20:19):
Whereas Iron Fist and full bodies duo is very much just
kind of a we work together. Yeah, like it's superficial.
And also it seems like one of the only things joining them
together is their mutual interest in Hina.
So now that being said, I I would also rank Jungle above
full body just because Jungle's vibe is better.

(20:40):
Full bodies, just a full full body is the most most boring
that it gets for the most part. Like how he hasn't fundamentally
changed that much. Jongo has changed a little bit
more, but also just in general as a character is designed and
vibe is better. Like with the whole the whole
hypnotism thing and heart glasses and whatever is going on
with his beard there to. His goatee.

(21:03):
What is it? What is it?
I agree. I think that I, I think, do I do
I really want want him above Helmeppo?
Yeah, he's got a better vibe, he's got a better aesthetic.
He's better. I'd just say he's better
Helmeppo. Yeah, like marginally strives to
be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm OK with that. That seems fine to me.

(21:23):
Moving on to the next character who we have, Justin.
We got Jonathan from the G8 arc and I'm throwing him and glaze
me daddy. That man, I was gonna say.
Puncher. No.
Do you? Look at him, he's high.
He's like one of the cooler Marines.
He's the coolest filler character out there, personally.
He is one of the coolest filler characters but I don't know if

(21:46):
he makes it into Glaze me He's. So hot.
No, he's so cool. When I look at him, I don't
think of him as like, like tear.I look at him as like, that's a
vibe, right? Because my dude just wants to
fish. Didn't he like low key and let
the Shaw hats get away too? Did I make that up?
Yes, I think that's true. I'm just saying, man, there's a

(22:07):
lot of things going basically just.
Wanting to fish vibes alone. I think he's strong either in
the punch key puncher or in the energy of the donut cop where he
doesn't actually want to do. The punch key.
Puncher. He's definitely, he's definitely
not a Blart tear, I think. I think he's a perfect punch key
puncher tier because he he he isdefinitely with it like he's

(22:32):
chill. He understands what's going on
in the middle of this fill arc. You know, he's just he he gets
where the straw hats are really coming from, Like they're not
they're not bad people the way some other pirates are.
And then he just I think he does.
I think Justin's right where he just basically sort of turns a
blind eye eventually when they're escaping from G8, But I

(22:52):
don't think he makes it into glaze me tear like he's like
he's he's fun and and and definitely one of the better
filler antagonists that are out there, especially on the marine
side. But I don't know that I don't
know that he makes it into food like the same level as Fujitora.
Maybe if we'd gotten more Jonathan, I'd I'd I'd be more
willing than being. Delayed arc with him like him

(23:14):
returning and like I don't know,using the fishing rod fruit.
The fish. Fish fruit or rod?
Rod maybe. Probably better consider where
you have fish people. Yeah.
I mean, ironically, didn't he didn't he show up in Marine Ford
too? Like, just briefly, like in a
lineup of other Marines. He did have an appearance during
a Yeah, like the lineup leading up to the Marine Ford war, Yeah.

(23:36):
Man, I mean, surely that means that we can get more Jonathan in
the future, right? Boy, sure dream he was in a
Canon episode. It's all I'm saying.
All right, punch key puncher. It is for Jonathan.
Then we have at least one personin every category now and moving
on. Now we have the man himself.
Kobe is in the building. I honestly, I'm going to say

(24:01):
he's a punch key puncher. He's not he's not super, super
duper S here. He's sometimes he little pissed
me off a little bit with, you know, his narrative.
I'm not. Going to lie, he pissed me off.
Wait, when? What Did he piss you off?
Tell me. If I remember correctly it was
the the whole like doing nothingduring Marine Ford because he's
having like his own little psychic meltdown.

(24:23):
Well, he does eventually show up, but he and he's trying very
hard to convince Akainu to to cut the shit out.
Yeah, but he failed. He almost died for his.
I mean, yeah. Of course he failed because
Akainu's Akainu. That that's why I want to put
him in put like I can't see him in in in glazed meteor.
Like the highest I can go is punch key puncher.
I agree with Devin's verdict. I just don't think I agree with

(24:45):
his reasons. I I think Kobe's a cool
character. He's made.
He's been making fantastic strides in character.
I I just one I agree that I don't think he's like super
duper STR as a marine or as a character.
And also, I just don't like the idea of Kobe being associated
with the phrase Glaze me, daddy.Yeah, it seems it sounds.
Criminal man. I know in my heart of hearts

(25:07):
he's really a punch key puncher,but I want him in glazed in
glazed here. I think, I think him and the
other one, Jonathan, are going to be right next to each other
for a very long time. Like they're in the upper tier
of punch, key punch. I'm, I'm, I'm leaving Kobe at

(25:27):
the front of punch key puncher here.
This that that's happening. Well, that's of course he's had.
He's had way more screen time. Screen time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Staying power narratively.
All right, I'm a little sad about it, but but Kobe's in
punch key tier, so we'll move onto who's that Devin?

(25:47):
Marcelino or. Salino.
Blaze me with. That fucking?
Marinara you Adam Sandler looking motherfucker.
Please me with the Sunday grave.Baby.
Is this even a? Question.
Give it a high quality glaze. Seeing him whenever I jump into

(26:12):
a discord call or anything I always answer with Moshimosh
Moshimosh. Means a culture icon.
He he's impacted my life, how I answer the phone, he's impact.
He glaze me top tier like him and Fuji are fighting for that

(26:33):
spot. He he, He affects your vision
every single day. Yeah.
I I just, I'm just, I'm blinded by the light, yeah.
Who's playing the weekend in here?
Yeah, this, this is just as easyas a decision as Fujitori is.
I don't think there's a questionthat Kizuru belongs in belongs

(26:54):
in Glazed Meteor. He's just so fun.
He's so entertaining to have on my screen every single time.
Basically whether. If he's on for like 2 seconds
it's just there. He is there.
He is right, dude. He's literally on for two
seconds in this the the filler shit we've watched before the
start of Wano where he's just chilling with a Kainu and he's
like, hey, you want me to go take care of that?
And we're and Kainu goes no. And I'm like, oh, he spoke

(27:17):
words. He's here.
Give me more. I want so much more of both of
them. I want Fujitora and Kizuru.
Could you imagine that both of the same room talking to each
other just. Vibing.
I don't know that they'd be vibing.
I think that. I think the I think the vibe
would be tense. But that's what I mean, it's

(27:37):
like a tense vibe where they're like they're hanging out.
They don't necessarily like eachother, but one of them's they're
because he has to. Yeah, Fujitora has got some, got
some strong opinions and Kizer so far we have not seen the same
level of, of, of of. Of conviction decisions, me
making those never. Nah, he's just, he's just kind

(28:00):
of going with the flow. That's why I think they would be
such a vibe in the same room. Like imagine like they have no
like expectation like I'm I'm going to paint this, you know,
paint me a picture for you, right?
Fujitora sitting in a you know, a like at a like kneeling at
like if I could like a little sake table, right?
Yeah, he's just hanging out. Orson walks in the room.

(28:21):
No reason he's not sent there. He he, he's just wandering
around Marine Ford, assuming that's for some reason Fuji Tour
is allowed in there again. And Fujitora just offers up tea
and he goes, yeah, fuck it, sure.
And then they just sit there andthey don't say a fucking word to
each other and they're just vibing, drinking tea or whatever
and just hanging out, relaxing. And I'm like, Fujitora will say

(28:45):
something like political and Borsely, like, I don't know, I
don't fucking know anything about this shit.
And he'll be like, of course youwould.
I got tea and crumpets right now, dog.
Exactly. And then Fuji's like I can, I
can tolerate this. And then Fujitor is like Donuts

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and Kizer is like wait, hold on.And then Fujitora rips his mask
off. And it was, and it was.
And it was him the whole time. It was kind of Curry the whole
time. I don't know why now it makes
literally no sense for this to be the case, but it is.
And then they kiss. I'm sorry I turned my brain off.

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Did we? Did we vote for Borcelino or
not? I'm just glazing him.
OK, you know I respect that. Yeah, I know he's he's in.
He's in Glazed here. That's not that's, yeah, we're
just adding a little extra flairto the glaze, you know?
We're adding some sprinkles on top of the blaze.
Exactly, Exactly. Although honestly, sprinkles on
a doughnut, we don't need it. We don't need it.

(29:57):
It was great as a child, but like, as an adult, Nah.
Yeah, I. Don't they just get everywhere
they can fall off at the time you don't even eating the whole
fucking thing, you know they. Don't even add any like flavor
to it. It's just sugar colored sugar.
It's not even enough texture to make it worth it.
All right, moving on from Kizer,we have a character that I know
the name of, but Justin, do you remember this guy?

(30:19):
Fuck, that's the guy. From Dark Souls, right?
No, it's Shovel Knight, fool. All right, his name is like a
four letter word. There's AZ at the end.
Yeah, it's like lawns or some shit.
Bing Bing, Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing.
That's lawns the the giant marine.
One of them anyway. And for, well, do you remember

(30:40):
the context? Oh yeah, 'cause I put the
picture in the fucking thing andI sent it to you.
Yeah, so so Devin, for for you, since you wouldn't know or
remember, think back to the Marine 4 Dark when White Beard
finally showed up and decided tostep on the battlefields.
Do you do you vaguely remember some submarines stepping up to
him to challenge him? Not even a little bit, yeah.
Well, that did happen. So, so, so some submarines

(31:03):
stepped up to to, you know, try their might against the mighty
White Beard and and Mr. I don't know, Captain, Vice Admiral,
whatever giant brand lawns here or whatever stepped up to White
Beard. And you know what White Beard
did, Devin? White beard.
Grabbed him by his fucking helmet, crushed it, threw him on
the fucking ground, and then Quake quaked his brains into a

(31:24):
fucking smoothie. That's probably why I don't
remember him, is that I got concussed within that.
You got hit with the with with the quake.
Quake through the. Screen exactly like.
It was collateral damage. Yeah, I was collateral.
No, that's fair. That's that's that's totally
valid. I think we all know where this

(31:46):
guy belongs. I think it's just funny that
he's here and that Justin included him on the list.
Honestly, I was just going through fucking Marines and then
I saw the picture of I was like,you know, I recognize the mask.
I just don't know why. And then and then I see they
they showed a stove frame of fucking white beard just shaking
his brain and I'm like, oh, thisis great.

(32:07):
This is pretty. That still frame just so I can
visually picture the rest of hisbody because again, I'm just
seeing this is John Dark Souls from dark.
Souls, I mean, you don't get to see much of the rest of his
body, but you do kind of see himin relation to to white Beard I.
Honestly just want to see white beard pottying someone.
Oh, don't worry, I got you. No, that's fine.
I got you, buddy. Oh.
I can't copy this from the from the Google doc.

(32:28):
Well, that's lame. Don't worry, I'm here B and then
we go to we go to podcast channel and then we go copy
paste. Let me control V Let me, let me.
Copy Sorry, I got it. I got it.
It's fine. It's in the general.
This man's brain. Soup.
This white beard mangling This guy, he's dead.
Yeah, should be. Anyway, I definitely remember

(32:51):
commenting on the fact that thisguy should definitely be dead
when this happened. I guess giant brains are either
really tiny and are unaffected or just made of stronger stuff.
I their skulls are are are builtdiff.
You should at least have like a stutter.

(33:13):
So the real question is below, full body or not?
Below, below, dude was just he was just visual noise, as I like
to phrase it. Yeah, yeah, I agree.
No, I this is the first, this isthe first one that would have
got me to go if I if I had not also put together the tier list

(33:36):
and gone the the pictures on thetier list maker, this would have
been the first one that I win. No, but really, who is this?
If I didn't already know the name full body, I at least
remembered because he shows up acouple of times and it's from a
whole arc and has like a minor part in it.
But the lawns is just like really like really though, like
what do you? I'm surprised you even have a
name. Got a cool helmet though.

(33:59):
Sure, he has a generic knight helmet.
And that's all that matters. All right, now we're going to
throw it way back to the very beginning of the show with our
next Marine here. Funny enough, I don't remember
his name. Devin, do you remember his name?
I think it was a pun with a mouse but like.

(34:21):
Knees. Yeah, you're warm.
Yeah, keep going. It's Nazumi.
Nazumi. That's the one.
I know who it is and my first thought was is remembering him
was get that churro chomper in his fucking tear right?

(34:42):
I can hate you, you piece of shit.
Get that rap bastard out of. Here, Yeah.
So we're looking at, we're looking at Nezumi from way back
in Nami's arc at the beginning of the show, the marine who
stole all of her monies because he's a greedy little bastard.
He was working with all. That was in cahoots with our I
want. Him to be at the bottom of

(35:02):
Churro. Tom Chomper, yeah.
Fuck that. Because again, churro chomper
just sounds mean and derogatory.It just, it fits.
His face fits there. Yeah, yeah, real, real
slimeball. But but did did have impact with
the plot vibe very off. We're not vibing with Nazimi

(35:23):
here, scumbag. We don't, we don't, we don't
want, we don't want any of that energy.
I don't want to put them in Tim Hooten's because I know that
face. Unfortunately.
Yeah, I know that mouth. Who you are and you're sick of
me. Yeah, I'm, I'm totally fine with
this. This, this, this makes sense to
me. So, so, so with that being said,

(35:43):
we have another, we have anotherfriendly face here.
We all remember him. Every every everyone of us
remembers him near and dear to our hearts.
Mamungus. OK, I'm getting now that you're
saying the Mamungus part. It's it's yeah, I remember that,
but I don't remember him necessarily.

(36:05):
Justin, would you like just going to and in the audience,
where Among Us is predominantly bound?
He was in the Bell or Boa Hancock arc right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He.
He but like what he do he's. Shown up a bunch of times but I
primarily remember him from his interactions with Boa Hancock as
the the first guy to resist her her her gaze by stabbing himself

(36:28):
in the hand or something like that and then stabbed himself.
Or did he just like actively, you know, stop himself from I'm?
Pretty sure he like inflicted some type of pain to like cut
himself out of it. I feel confident saying that.
And then more importantly, he just gave us Mamungus Mamungus.

(36:48):
And that's, that's, that's a priceless bit to offer us now
forever being his debt, I feel like.
I feel like he's a a blart. Maybe right.
I, I, I like Mamunga. I like him.
Mostly for that. Yeah, I I just like him for the
bit. He is kind of an asshole as a

(37:09):
Marine. So maybe Paul Blair, donut cop
Is is is a valid valid position here?
I, I feel, I feel like he, I feel like he is, I don't know,
there's like a part of me that almost wants to make a, an
argument for a punch key puncherjust because he has a, he's a
more reliable marine than probably 90% of the other ones,

(37:31):
just in the sense that he has, he seems to have a more in tune
moral compass than a lot of them.
There were, there were parts in that arc where we're on Amazon,
Amazon Lily and surrounding it that just felt like the way that
he spoke and interacted with characters was more meaningful.

(37:52):
But I, I mean, realistically, he's a, he's a doughnut cop.
I think at the end of the day, Idon't I don't think he when you
look at Jonathan and you look atKobe and he put try to put him
among us there. He just I don't think it works.
Even if he's at the bottom of punch key puncher.
I I don't think it. I think he's a blark, Yeah.
He's a blark. Above or below garb?

(38:13):
Below because I barely remember him.
Yeah. Like if he shows up back later
and like gives me a longer lasting impression.
Cheryl, if I could be swayed, but in the current moment is who
who turns of him is too powerful.
All right, we're throwing it back once more.
We've got Father to a Marine that we've already judged.

(38:37):
So far we've got Axe Hand Morgans on the chopping block.
That motherfucker's a who? He got his ass beat and then
disappeared, no? No, look at them chompers, he
got on. Oh, he can munch so many.
He can chomp so many. Churros bro, slaps iron jaw.

(38:58):
Maybe we can fit so many churros.
I think he's higher than Nezumi.I think he's, yeah, I think he's
a churro chomper. He's not above Helmapo because
he's below him. He's beneath him, but I don't
think he's a Tim because I know that face.
I remember that face. He's vile.

(39:19):
He's. I almost hate how close him and
Hell Meppo are. I'm not going to lie to you.
We can fill the space. I I know, I know we could fill
it. We can, we can fill the space.
But something about Hell Neppo and and his and his shithead
father being right next to each other and Churro Chopper kind of
bothers me. Well, maybe Hell Meppo can do
something I didn't sure. But like Hell, Meppo is like a

(39:40):
fundamentally better person I think then.
Well, maybe he could do something about it.
This is making me want to rethink this too now.
Like the fact that I'm Among Us is in Paul Blart and how Meppo
is down here in Churro Chomper kind of bothers me now I'm
feeling I'm feeling like how Meppo maybe we should be in Paul
Blart at some point. Who?
Got there. It's not rushed to anything.

(40:01):
We could. We could revise it later.
Yeah, yeah, maybe we'll. Just let that.
I want him to sit next to him just to, you know, like, you
know, like a time out. Like, like the good old Dave.
Like, hey, Dad. No not even like that, it's more
of like a a map but look at how close you could be to being a
piece of shit character like strife better.

(40:21):
Right. All right.
Who's who do we have next, Justin?
We got one of the goats Jaguar Dsaw I.
I think he's near the top of punch key puncher.
Yeah. Because he's the one.
That he's a legend in my heart and he gives me the data.
She, she, she, she. Which is one of my favorite

(40:41):
laughs in One Piece. Unfortunately, there's just
something he's missing. Maybe it's time.
Maybe it's something else, a pulse that's keeping him out of.
There's something missing. There's something.

(41:01):
Keeping him out of glaze meets here.
But like I agree with. Devin, he should be at the stop.
Everything he does for for youngRobin though, like inspiring
her, getting her out of there. Is it too late to add another
tier in between those two or it's just the dare she she she
no. I'm not, I'm not putting a solo

(41:21):
tier in the middle of the the list.
Listen, if you want to, if you want to vouch for Glaze meets
here for Sir Jaguar D Saul. I'll I'll, I'll vouch for him.
I'll ride with it. I I.
I feel like Saul, among a lot ofthe other like, like, like the
other Marine, he's different from from a lot of the other

(41:42):
ones. I think of of all of the Marines
that we've ranked so far, Saul has the most goodness in his
heart, like just genuinely wanted to make a difference.
Decided that the Marines was going to be the way he did it.
Realizes later that it that thiswas a mistake and that when he
learns all the problems that theMarines have and at the Navy

(42:05):
engages with. OK, OK, so take that thought.
Look at the people in punch key puncher like they're like,
they're like code like and what their what their goals are.
They're pretty in line. I think it's on brand.
For SO. Far, who we have like having him
side by side with both Jonathan and.
I think I mostly agree with you on Kobe.

(42:27):
Jonathan's a little more ambiguous.
He's just like, he's just a chill dude as far as I'm
concerned. Kobe, I guess that's, I guess
maybe that's unfair to Kobe too.Kobe has a lot of goodness also.
Right he from the beginning of the show, Kobes been like, okay,
I wanna Saul has the. Second most amount of goodness
in him. Yeah, so like him between

(42:48):
Jonathan is, I feel like it's a seat waiting to be taken.
Okay, yeah, okay. I've been talked down.
I'm OK. I'm OK with this.
Yeah, because you're thinking ofpunch.
Key puncher is bad compared to Glaze Me.
Glaze Me, it's like it's insurmountable.
Like I like the way I'm seeing Glaze Me.

(43:08):
Like with those two faces in there, it's just like I got to
have super feels. Yeah, I mean, they've ended up
being, they've ended up being the most interesting of the.
Characters. Exactly this one.
Unfortunately he has no pulse anymore.
If he was still alive, maybe he could still be in there because
I'd be like, I'd love to see himagain, but I'm pretty sure he's

(43:30):
a pile of rocks. I mean, yeah, I, I'm, I'm just
saying all I'm saying is don't necessarily hold this as the as
the top top end of of things or the be all end all because I, I,
this is getting more flash. This is going to be a slightly
unfair comparison, but when we did the parents tier list, Bella
Mare was put at the top of the Angel tier.
She did a lot more work than than for for for Nami and Ojko

(43:53):
than than Saul did for Robin. I'm not saying that, but also
missing a pulse and didn't get that much screen time.
So so I'm just I'm just putting it out there.
She she did a lot more with the time that she got than Saul did.
So I agree there. But let's not let's not put it
too too much of a hard cut on that for for top tiers.
All right, next on the list, we have another.

(44:17):
Have we done any formers at thispoint?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Everyone in the Marines.
Outside of deceased Saul, we have everyone, everyone in the.
Current marine technically didn't follow marine stuff by
doing. Like in spirit that man signed
in, handed in his fucking pink slip.
Yes, when he started help robbing and shit.

(44:38):
Yes, However, he did not live toto to to enjoy his retirement
from the Navy long enough. He didn't get his.
What do you call that settlementrelease package?
Something. Yeah, yeah, he was discharged.
So this time, however, we have aformer Marine still alive, maybe
not honorably discharged, but but left the Marines with their

(45:01):
lives. We have one Alkiji or Kuzon as
he tends to go by now, and I'm just going to come out.
I'm just going to come right outand say it.
Alkiji is a glaze. Me also.
Absolutely, I'll hear your argument but I'm I'm already
shooting it down to my head. Like I, I, I, I, I get it.

(45:23):
He's not. He's not a glaze me in my heart.
Does that make sense? Of course I disagree with you,
but like. I, I will respect it if he is up
there and in there because I getit.
Like, you know, he was like the first he was #1I I feel like he
would in my personal, you know, thoughts of just vibes and

(45:47):
aesthetic. He's at the top of punch key
puncher but like. I I I appreciate your input,
Devin, But but it's a it's a solid bottom of the glaze me for
for for this guy over here. I I personally big Kuzon
enjoyer. Benchmark.
I feel like he's a good benchmark for Glaze Me.

(46:09):
Yeah, he's he's likely to to to stay on the bottom of Glaze me.
I think just kind of glancing through the rest of that.
There might be one that that goes underneath him depending on
how the conversation goes, but I'll keep G for the most part.
Like he has a lot of his own scenes where he's a very he's a
compelling character to me, where also present in Robbins

(46:33):
back story, obviously, and then in the present day with kind of
fighting, fighting the straw ATSand then his fight with a Kainu
later as we then see what the the remnants of punk hazard are
afterward and and now his involvement with the the

(46:53):
Blackbeard pirates. I, I enjoy how the, I enjoy the
longevity when we've been getting out of him in terms and
how dynamic his character has been, because originally he's
just posed as this really chill guy, sort of Jonathan style.
But he's still willing to get the job done and we'll do it
effectively. But when the ethics of things

(47:16):
going on are challenged, he's stepping up like he's going to
he's going to try and do something here about it.
He fails ultimately because a kind knew stronger, but he's
still he's still thoughtful, what he believed in.
And also he, he just, he just casually rides his bike across
the ocean and uses his power to to make a little ice bridge.
Also, so he's now a pirate and Iand I'll and that just makes me

(47:40):
intrigued by the character more.Yeah, I I won't deny it.
His a character intrigues me that that's why I wanted to put
him in, you know, punch key puncher personally, because I'm
not like head over heels for theguy.
I I. I'm also slightly swayed by the
cameo that Jordy got me a few years ago from the voice actor.
So shit. Right, all right, shit, you

(48:02):
right. Now we return to the land of
Marines with no pulses. Justin, who's this one?
It's our boy Both another possibly technically former
Marine Rosa Nazi Doflamingo, formerly known as Corazon.
I loved him, everything about him.

(48:23):
I I personally want to put him above God.
Why am I blaking on the time already?
Are we in Glaze me or are we in punch key?
In Glaze me. Really.
Oh my. His power was cool.
His whole motive was awesome. The story.
He saved my favorite character. I don't care about that, but.

(48:45):
Suddenly I'm ranking him lower in my head now.
Out of spite. All the core and K Kaku, yeah, I
mean, he's a solid punch, key puncher.
I don't if I can argue for him higher than that though.
Yeah, I'm like right now for Rosenant, I'm feeling a solid
punch. Key puncher.

(49:06):
Put him in between Saul and Kobe.
I personally like Law's back story was good and I enjoyed
having it and he is. His progression is one of the
best parts of it. I.
Was thinking the exact same thing they gave Devin apple rat.
It did give Devin Apple Rat. I mean, Rosenon did not
specifically give it to him, butI, I don't.

(49:28):
Know you don't know who put thatrat there?
Yeah, I mean, maybe the butterfly effect is, is is in
full effect here where if if Rosenon wasn't there, maybe
Apple Rat doesn't, doesn't, doesn't follow along.
We never would have gotten it because law would be dead.
Exactly. Yeah, he wouldn't have made it
to this point. All that all that being said, I
don't know that I can find it within myself to put him in

(49:49):
clays me, but I I'm more than happy to have him in punch key.
I I could live with it between. Saul.
Yeah, right here between Saul and Kobe, nestled between two
other soft boys. Two corpses nestled between. 2,
22. Corpses nestled between one that
might as well be and Kobe. A hopeful not.

(50:16):
Future corpse, I would assume. I would.
I think it's probably safe to assume that Kobe is going to
make it to the end of this. He's going to be the sequel.
Telling me they're not going to kill Kobe to give Luffy plot
progression. I swear on me, mom, if they kill
Kobe, I'm riding me personally, I'm going to Japan.

(50:37):
I'm I'm walking right up the rock.
Gates of toe animation. A.
Single man is outside Toe Studios with a sign saying bring
Kobe back local. Crazy man with a podcast.
Apparently crazed, crazed white dude flies all the way from
America to yell something about Kobe beef to the local anime

(51:01):
studio. All right, Devin, we're going to
test some more of your knowledgehere with this next one.
Oh God I'm already looking at the photo.
I'm like who the fuck? Is this Pokémon?
I mean, Marine, we make we make jokes about him and he has the
will of D Does he? Well, the will of D is part of

(51:23):
the joke in very Buggy D clown fashion.
Think of it that way. All right, Justin, out of his
misery. It's one con dioriano, also
known as like Commodore Shepherdor some bullshit.
But nobody cares about that. Where?
Where do we find Con Dioriano inthe story?

(51:47):
Oh, he was also in G8. He had a very intimate moment
with our boy Usop in the dungeon.
What? They were.
They're in the same cells. They're in the same prison cell.
And my boy USOP vouch for him and vice versa.
My man's a Straw Hat ally. He's going to rejoin us in the
Grand Fleet for short. So this is yet another.

(52:10):
Tremor fruit has still affected my brain because I have no idea
who this is. I've in my head I'm like, I've
never seen this man in my life. Who the fuck is this?
Oh, you don't remember the Condioriano?

(52:31):
Not really, no. Oh, no, the people in the
discard are not going to like this one.
Well, I I'm gonna, I'm just saying I have to agree with you.
This is a solid like Tim Hooten's guy.
Like the the meme. The meme is funny, but
ultimately, like, really though,I'll put him above, I'll put him
above lawns for the sake of the joke, because it's at least

(52:55):
better than Shovel Knight. No, he's better than full body.
I'll take I'll take it back. He's underneath, Sir.
It's easy. Above, Sir.
He's above Siri, yeah, top of the Tim Hootens tier for Condi
Oriano. He's he's earned it.
Strongest marine out there, Probably the already the owner
of the One piece. Top.

(53:15):
Of the top top of the Tim Hootens.
You got? What are you guys talking about?
Sorry, Devin. He's the strongest Marine.
All right, you know the next one, Devin, who is this
beautiful man right here? That's the song, Goku.
That is Sengoku honestly, I. Want to put him at the top of
Glaze meet, mostly because he has Goku attached to him at the

(53:39):
Hit right? However, I do not see Goku in
that photo, so therefore the highest I can go is punch Key
puncher. OK.
And again, he's not that great in that teary.
Like he's below, Jonathan, tell me, tell me more about like what
what, what makes you engage withSengoku more than than some of
these other Marines? Goku.

(54:00):
I, I, I can we get a little bit more?
Can I squeeze just like that little bit of extra Addy?
What? What?
What else do you do you not findanything else compelling about
Sengoku? He's got a mustache.
Yeah. You know, my favorite thing
about Sengoku is when he like soft retired and just became
like a inspector. And who knows what that actual

(54:23):
job description means. That man's just been living it
up. He did.
He walks into Sengoku's office and he's like, you having fun?
You like being fleet Admiral? Yeah.
Yeah. You.
You like all the stress having to deal with all the fucking
world's problems? Yeah.
Man like he got. It so tired though.
Did he blurt himself? Did he blurt himself?
What did Sengoku blurt? Himself, like I feel like it's

(54:45):
just it, it fits perfectly to have him next to Garp.
I mean, I, I mostly agree that Ithink, I think the lowest he
goes is Blart tier. There's, there's maybe something
to be said about bottom of well,I don't know, there's maybe
something to be said about bottom of punch.
Like I like him now more as an old man than I did as like when

(55:09):
he was like in charge. Like his power was neat, but
like didn't really get to see a whole hell of a lot of it.
Yeah, I do. I do also wish we had gotten
more of the of the Buddha fruit.True.
Let's say you, Justin. I feel like you've been a little
silent on this one. You know, at first I was like
punch key puncher for sure, but you know, Paul Blardona cop do

(55:34):
do be con hidden for this man. I think, I think that's where a
retired Marine deserves to be. Honestly, yeah, I don't really
seeing him do a whole hell of a lot in the future.
I mean, he might. There's still room for it.
He could step in and. When he fucks up or something
but that's why. I, I feel like it's, it's
deserving that he's on the left of Garp.
Oh, so you want him at the top here?

(55:55):
Yeah, like currently at the top,like he, he has the potential to
be a punch key puncher. Well, right now he's he's he,
he, he's he's in his vacation age.
He's in his early retirement phase.
Yeah, he's really just enjoying being a guy right now with his
board shorts. And his monkey.
Well, the gorilla seemingly has just disappeared.

(56:15):
We don't even know anymore. We're.
With his animal companion of theweek, yeah, again, most of him,
again for me, most of his carrying power was goat coom.
Yeah. I mean, he kind of is, he kind
of really is just the epitome ofdonut cop now, right where he
just literally carries around the bag of rice crackers
everywhere. I'm OK, I, I think, I think

(56:37):
we've landed on the right spot. All right, now we've got 1A face
we haven't seen in a while, again from way back in the sub
OD days. I don't remember their name, but
I recognize the face and I want to see more.
This is Sentimaru who helps withKizuru and the what's in the

(57:00):
What are those things called again?
What are the Kumas? Pacifistas.
Pacifistas. Yes, he is in charge of
directing the Pacifistas. That that during the Sabodi arc
when when the when the Straw Hats get bounced.
But first, again, there shit rocked.
Again, he's in the punch key puncher tier in my opinion
because he's interesting, but wehaven't seen him do anything.

(57:23):
That puts him in punch key for you.
Just he's in punch key for the the sole reason of I feel like
once he comes back, he's gonna slap like figuratively and
literally like he's gonna like he's gonna be awesome to see
again. But I think like I'm excited to
see him again. I.
I wouldn't mind seeing him again, but I don't think that I

(57:46):
don't think the potential for what he could do puts him in
punch key. I'm I'm I'm looking at putting
him at the the bottom of blart tier.
I think right now, like I I could put him, I could put him
above my mungus, but I don't think there's any way in hell
I'm putting him in punch key. Jonathan way better than a
Sentimaru any day of the. I guess he doesn't really fit

(58:07):
the personality aspect of it. Even a garp like the the stuff
that Garp and and Sengoku have done way outweighs Sentomaru.
Yeah, I've been swayed. I, I do, I do look forward to
eventually seeing him again, because I imagine we will.
But yeah, I. I he's cooking, he's cooking.
He might be cooking somewhere. He might be cooking somewhere.

(58:29):
I agree. If he's not, then he's going
right into the fucking Tim put. Him in the chomper too.
Yeah, like, like if he comes back and he's just the same and
he gets his ass clapped like. On him, he'll be the first one
to that. I used to separate helmet, bow
and and his dad. Exactly.
All right, I'm satisfied there. I'm not even going to bother

(58:53):
asking you on this one, Devin, because I I, I almost forgotten
who this character is and I readthe list.
So I'll leave it to Justin to totell us about this guy.
That man's. How about this?
Where does he belong on the hooton's list?
I would because I would put a ball at the very bottom

(59:14):
personally. Yeah, yeah, he's like Captain
Strawberry or some shit that he's got his full name and
that's it. The other cool thing that I've
read about him was, according toSBS, whatever, apparently the
more either sad or angry he gets, the bigger his head gets
and he's got like a massive fucking forehead or some shit

(59:35):
like that. His head is going crazy, all
right. You can see this man during he
shows up during Water 7, like not impo down.
What's the other? And he's lobbying.
On the track. Thank you.
And he's lobby, Yeah, Strawberrygoes in the bottom of Who the
fuck are you tiered? Yeah, this, this, this, this is

(59:56):
where. Have like a visual aesthetic of
like Shovel Knight where he's like brain matter.
Like, no, I mean, I could blow brain matter.
I could quickly give you a better picture, like what he
looks like today or where we sawhim.
We saw him. Originally not going to change
me, it's. Not going to change, no, but but
it'll it'll give you a better idea of his aesthetic.
However, it's not it's not goingto change much.

(01:00:20):
He is a double sword user. So like that's that's fun.
I guess I'm going to put this inthe podcast tier.
Try and check separation of general and podcast.
Yeah, I mean he. I have no memory of this man.
No, that's fine. I we did we did see him in very
he is in a line up of other viceAdmirals when the Buster Call is

(01:00:44):
called the Robbins Home Island and I don't even remember if we
seen. Him where he belongs, you know
where he belongs. I don't know who the fuck this
man is. Yeah, I mean, this, this this
dude? No clue.
Just looks like generic fucking One Piece marine.
Yeah, generic marine #737,000. Like I'm pretty sure the rust
rust fruit guy. Lives in my head more than this

(01:01:06):
guy. Would I, I mean, yeah, but
that's because of his power and and the the giant waste that it
was. Right?
All right, this one slightly more remember, maybe from around
the same time as Strawberry evenwe, we, we had, we had some fun
with him when, when we met him, he, he was on the, the train in

(01:01:29):
Annie's Lobby during that whole scene.
He makes very specific cuts withhis sword in the you know, in
the shape of a letter. Stone.
You know he's close. What?
Yeah, that's relatively close. That's not his name.
But you got the 1st letter, right?
Tomb? No, you got the 1st letter
right? Now apply that.

(01:01:53):
To a cut of meat T-bone. T-bone, this is and.
It was like cross shaped. This is, remember that.
Yeah, this is. I think he's a captain also.
This is Captain T-bone and he makes sword slashes only.
T's photo of him that like, because I'm only picturing, I

(01:02:13):
can only see the mustache and the goatee.
So like the whole like face. It's like, who is this person?
But if you showed me a photo of actual T-bone, I'd be like, all
right, I know what I'm looking at.
Yeah, here's here's actual T-bone.
Yeah. OK.
That looks significantly different.
Yeah, it is a. Very close up image of of of

(01:02:34):
T-bone. So I agree with you there, but
you got it. You can only have certain sizes
for for tier lists. He tried to trick me.
Oh, he's a Vice Admiral? Never mind, I put some respect
on his name. Not a captain, He has a vice.
He is Vice Admiral Ship cutter T-bone.
Yeah. It's only liking him.

(01:02:55):
I also remember kind of enjoyinghis character.
I think he's in the upper tiers of Hootens DO.
You think so? Doesn't break.
Chopper tier? No, I don't think it breaks
chopper tier. What's are you, Justin?
I agree with Devin. Makes me sad.
But I agree, he was a fun meme. That's the third one.
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine with top of the top of

(01:03:15):
the hooton's tier. Sorry, Condoriano, you've been,
you've been bumped down for for a better meme.
That being said, we're coming down to the last couple of
characters here on the list and we're going to start.
I'm sweating, and I'm sweating mostly because three of them,
well, no, those three, no. The other three I already know
exactly where they're going. And so the.

(01:03:39):
Other ones I'm like. It's the next three you're
worried about, huh? It's.
The next 4. Next four Well, well, let's
well, let's hop to it now. The next one, we've got one, one
more that you know, we it's kind.
Of he was in G8, they're not G8.What's the island that was split

(01:03:59):
to that kind? Of.
Punk Hazard. Yeah, he was a Punk Hazard.
He's he may or may not be dead. Didn't get a lot of cool screen
time, but he also wasn't that cool to watch.
He was just kind of like he had a vibe, but like, did I really
stick with the vibe? And I, I didn't, and it kind of
faded off into obscurity. Also present in Law's back

(01:04:22):
story. Right.
So like in my head he's a solid churro chomper, but I think he's
above Nezumi. Who are we talking about though?
Yeah, he has the same name as a constellation.

(01:04:44):
His name is Virgo and I say fuckthat guy.
Justice added. That's why I.
Kind of want to put him at the bottom of Chero chamer, but I I
I, I feel like Nazumi is a solidbottom of Chero chamer.
I yeah, I want to use. I want Virgo to go between Hell,
Meppo and Morgan. I could.
I could live with that. I had.

(01:05:04):
No, go on, sorry. No, I could, I could, I could.
I could see that that there's anargument to be made for that I.
I just feel like the, the time we had with Virgo, he didn't, he
didn't do a whole lot in terms of progressing the plot.
He just ended up being a double,triple, quadruple agent, which
is fun, don't get me wrong. But the I, I don't know, like I

(01:05:25):
wish we had more of him and we still might considering we don't
technically know that he's dead.There's always a chance he comes
back. But I wouldn't mind it.
He he was giving out hands when we when we had the time with
him. Yeah, he put him there.
Yeah, put him there. He that's a good spot for him.
Yeah, better. Not as good as Hellmeppo, not as
good as Django. Yeah, I'm fine with this.

(01:05:47):
I am a OK. OK for the next one I need
another photo. Who the fuck is that man?
She's objectively not the best photo I could have chosen.
Who the fuck is? That it's like pink with like.
So. Glasses.
I'll give you a hint. Is this a gender bend?
Like no. No part of a movie we watched.

(01:06:11):
In fact, he was the main antagonist I.
You know there's a non zero percentage.
There is a There is a distinct possibility you didn't actually
watch this. Who the fuck is this guy
genuinely? Like legitimately I do.
I have no memory of this. Like he has a face of like

(01:06:32):
someone I feel like I would remember.
Yeah, so, so this is actually, this is a so this is a former
Marine and actually this is a young version of him back when
he was still in the Marines. He eventually defects and
becomes a a a major antagonist of of film ZI.
Didn't watch that one. And and his name is Zephyr,

(01:06:54):
former former I. Think he was a Vice Admiral or
Admiral? Yeah, I, I don't, I don't
remember. It was an arm like that.
I would remember that. I, I, yeah.
I didn't see that though, so I, I have no idea.
I believe he was a 5 year old. And then eventually this this
character, despite the fact not Canon.

(01:07:15):
He's not Canon, but his name is Jordy.
'S Hardy is. And Jordy's Hardy is, but that
doesn't make it a Canon. And he in the in the lore of the
of One Piece, his name is Canon.The character himself
technically speaking, Canon. His name is mentioned in actual
episodes, but the events of the movie not Canon.

(01:07:37):
Zephyr, former Admiral, ended upactually instructing all of the
marines. It's that there are the Admirals
that we know. So Kizuru, how Kiji Akainu, Rio
Cuugu, I think no, maybe not RioCuugu, but either way, a lot of
the high level marines, Admiralsand vice Admirals, he was the
teacher of. And then eventually he defects

(01:07:59):
because he realized the navies are all shitheads and he starts
what he calls the Neo Marines try to affect their own version
of justice. On the world, that sounds a
little sketch. It was, it was interesting and
obviously his morals were corrupted in a certain sense,
but this is. Just he became disillusioned

(01:08:20):
with his world around him when, uh, you know, bad guys would
live and, and and walk away. But his wife and child were like
basically killed by pirates or some shit.
And he was like, we can't. I think it was because they were
killed by a warlord. That's what it was.
They were killed by a warlord. And you know, the warlords are
technically untouchable to the Marines up to a certain extent.
And he was like, wait, I can't prosecute this guy for killing

(01:08:43):
my wife and kid. But but pirate but evil.
The Marines, they're all fucked up.
I must create my own new brand of justice by like nuking the
planet essentially. Like volcanoes or some shit.
Yeah, he his, his, his wife and son were killed by a pirate and
then the, and then, and then a bunch of his cadets were killed
by a different pirate. And then that pirate would end

(01:09:03):
up being a warlord. I don't remember.
I don't remember if we know. Warlord we knew of, I think it
was just like a warlord quote UNquote.
No one we saw or knew. Yeah, yeah.
So he didn't feel like he got the justice he deserved and and
so he defects. So anyway.
I'm just going to turn around for this one because I have no
stake in this one. Fair enough.

(01:09:23):
Because again, it might. For me it's a Hootens because I
never saw him. Yeah, yeah, Justin, I'm feeling
a solid punch key on this one. I'll agree.
Basically I go at the bottom. Bottom of punch key, Yeah, I
think, I think, no, I I think he's got to go.

(01:09:44):
I think he's got to go above Jonathan at least.
I won't fight you on this one. I'll I'll concede.
I have literally no argument. Perfect.
My favorite kind of argument. Coming from you, Devin.
Yeah, Zephyr. Fun character, very morally
conflicted. Makes it very interesting to
watch. The movie was good.

(01:10:05):
Second best One Piece movie. Yeah, I, I, I feel good.
I feel good for that. I feel good about that.
Moving on now, we're in the lastfive characters we've got to
rank here and we're going to start the last five with yet
another former Marine. Yeah, but that's why I was like,
is this guy, I forgot he was a Marine.

(01:10:27):
So he Once Upon a time was. But now he is a worst generation
member. The pirate now known as DS Drake
or X Drake, whose dad was also aformer marine.
No pirate. Both.
Both. Actually, that was a marine
turned pirate. Yeah, was well, was dad also
former Marine? Yes.

(01:10:49):
Oh, OK. Call it the family business it
goes. Yeah, the family business of
being a marine and then turning into a pirated.
So I have a hot take. Go on, go on.
I think he belongs between home Eppo and.
A churro chomper shot. I didn't really care for his
aesthetic and so far narrativelyI don't really care for him.

(01:11:13):
Like he's he's he's, he's a sidecharacter.
He like when he's brought up, I remember the name and I go, oh,
neat. And then I just picture him as a
velociraptor and I hate the way it's drawn and how it looks And
I I don't like the fact he's a dragon.
I don't like they classify him as a dragon and I hate it.
I want to say he's a Paul Blart guy just because he's kind of

(01:11:35):
cool big Dino. But maybe, maybe Devin's making
a little bit of sense here. I think he just hasn't had
enough time on our screens to toreally.
Feel like we're about to get a bunch of him, yeah.
See how we're in the land of Wano and he's, you know, doing
stuff for what's his face? Why am I blanking on his name?

(01:11:56):
Doesn't even matter, I'm catching your drift.
Like of the screen time that I saw him, his design, not a vibe,
his screen time not even there. Like everything is always in
like in passing like ah yes he did.
He went off and did something like we haven't seen him do

(01:12:16):
anything. Yeah, unfortunately I, I, I'm,
I'm very easily swayed by dinosaur.
Don't let the tism tempt you. I'm a big I'm a big dinosaur guy
and and he has and he has Dino fruit.
So like I I admit that I'm mildly, I'm mildly more.

(01:12:40):
He is he, he is at the end of the day, a churro chomper.
But my heart wants to put him inat least Blart just because Dino
man. And I might I agree with that
entirely. So I say do it.
Hardcore disagree. You know it's.
OK, that's how we have democracy.
I'm even even when you disagree loose.

(01:13:00):
I'm going to take my, I'm going to take my majority rules.
Guys are wrong. And put them at the bottom of my
tier for dinosaur baby. The dinosaurs dumb.
Dino man. All right, now we've got another
old time character and yet another former Marine.
Why am I looking at a photo of Clint Eastwood?

(01:13:25):
Because bro, that's Daddy the father.
That's because you are, Devin. I you, you caught on to my
tricks. No, it's Daddy, the father, like
Justin said from way back in theday.
Do you remember where Clint Eastwood's from, Devin?

(01:13:46):
Don't say Gran Torino. The good, the bad and the ugly.
There we go. That's what I'm looking for.
Justin, enlighten the poor boy. So daddy the father was like a
marine recruit like he he barelyhad a a week in the job and then
he lost A1V1 to Yasop. And then there's something about

(01:14:06):
that just sent that man in a downward spiral where he became
AI think a bounty hunter and then he ran to Usop and then he
also lost another one V1. Why do I not?
Remember any of this? That's because it happened.
Not remember this iconic fuckingname and design daddy the
father. Bro don't get me wrong, I
remember people mentioning the name in passing but not

(01:14:29):
understanding the joke. How could you forgive Daddy the
father, bro? I mean, it had, it did happen
like 4 1/2 years ago or something, you know, more fair.
Devin's memory barely remembers what we watched last week
exactly. So anyway, was it?
There. So anyway, daddy the father top

(01:14:50):
of the glaze me tier. It's literally in the title of
the tier Glaze. Me.
Daddy, it's like we made it justfor him.
Really. I just Devin's incredulous.
I who? The fuck he is this man.
Why is he? Going it's daddy the fault, just

(01:15:12):
as. You say it again, doesn't make
it. Remember when we were humbering?
I'll help you out, Daddy D Father.
Give me another photo of this man.
That's really the only one. I can assure you Daddy the
father extra pictures are not going to help you.
Why is he going there? So what is this bit you guys are

(01:15:37):
playing? So you know how so now
Condioriano was a bit. This is a better one.
Also look how many guns he has. I I forgot he was packing this
much heat. God damn, so did I.
I forgot, I forgot. He was no memory of this.
Was this like? A movie, this is.
No dude, this is locked down. This is like right before the
new. World and.

(01:15:58):
How realized he. Remember this guy, I mean.
He was also back in like episode.
I don't know. I mean, again, this was
literally like five years ago. What looks?
Like half of that photo photo alone.
Like he looks bad ass but like I've never seen this man.
I don't know. Like I remember the buggy mobile

(01:16:21):
more than this. Well, buggy mobile was.
Like yeah, buggy buggy card newsI.
Remember a lot about Lowtown? But who the fuck is that that
that that's just a cosplay. It's not even just a cosplay,
that's a Photoshop of Pedro Pascal as Daddy the father for
the live action one piece. Incredible.

(01:16:43):
It's look at the look at that, look at those shitty sidebirds.
Like I know that's what daddy looks like, but the photo, the
Photoshop job, it's just what the fuck?
What get him out of that tear? No, come on, Get.
Him out of there. Who the fuck is this man?
OK, OK Belongs. No, no.

(01:17:08):
Keep. No go.
Wrong way, No down, down. Keep going.
No, he's not going. He's not going in Hootens.
Just because you don't know it doesn't mean the world doesn't
know about the legendary daddy of the father.
I'm using him as another barrierto to separate Hellmeppo from

(01:17:29):
his dad. That's.
Fine, I could live with that. Get behind me Virgo, I'll
protect you from these no names drugs.
Yeah, exactly. I think at this, you know, at
this point, I think, I think Daddy the father 1V1's a kind of
you. Yeah, I think that.
This is a bit that I'm being thrown into that I don't know

(01:17:52):
what he. Definitely is, but you know.
Like is this like a server bit like you guys are like everyone
was talking like I have no memory of US ever talking about
this person. We did five years ago, but yes,
it is also a server bit. That's probably why I don't
remember it even more. Just someone recently come.

(01:18:13):
Back around, in fact, is the inspiration for my current
Discord name. Are you crispy the crunchy
Crispy the Father? Crispy the father.
OH. Yeah.
All right, he ends up in Churro Chopper in between Virgo and
Helmeppo. We're down to the last three
we've got in the third position.Not that the not that the order
that we're ranking them in meansanything.
It's just the way that fearless maker.

(01:18:34):
Did conflicted OK because I don't know if I want to base it
on who's in the body or if it's or the body.
Whatever do you mean, Devin? Because.
Because that's a photo of Tashigi.
Yeah, but that's clearly smoker.Exactly.
You got it right. Yeah, so it's smoker.

(01:18:55):
But. But it's smoker.
Yeah, that's that's smoker. We're ranking Smoker.
It's Smoker into Cheeky's body, as seen in the Punk Hazard arc.
Glaze me. Oh yeah, yeah.
Question. Right, like these last three are
the the last one maybe not so much, but the next one.

(01:19:15):
But yeah, smoker glaze me. It isn't even a question.
No, not even a little bit, I pretty.
Sure, he's like the one that like like like the him entering
screen was the reason why we have these lists.
Oh yeah, he's, he was the first Marine crush for sure.
I want, I want all of the smokermore so than ever.

(01:19:36):
I haven't seen him in so long. It's criminal.
Yeah, the only question here is where the fuck is he?
I don't know, dude. I don't know, he did a piss off
ODA bro. I don't know why he's been gone
for so long. I don't know, but it's pissing
me off so, so yeah, Smoker smoker's on the bottom of the
glaze Me tear. I like, I like, I like him a
lot. But the three Admirals, they're
a little bit, they're a little bit more compelling because

(01:19:57):
unfortunately, we haven't seen Smoker that much.
Next on the list. Devin, would you like to do the
honors? Glaze me, Glaze me, Glaze me,
Glaze me, Glaze me, Glaze me, Glaze me, Glaze me.
It's hina Glaze me, Glaze me, glaze me or breast me.
Who are you talking about? I said Hina Oh.
I didn't hear it in between the glazes.
Exactly. Put.
Put her where she belongs. Put her there.

(01:20:19):
You know I don't. Care if she gets a lot of screen
time I. Devin, I don't think you're
going to like this. I don't like where you're going
already. Stop that.
Put it in glaze. Glaze.
Even if it's at the bottom, I don't care.
It's in glaze. I don't.
Think she? I don't think she belongs in
Glaze meeting. I will fight you.
That's, that's fine. That's what, that's what we're
here for. That's that's the whole point,

(01:20:41):
no. No, no, I will fight you.
Yeah, I will get a plane ticket and I will fight you.
I'd. Love to see that you don't even
have to you don't even have to to worry about that.
I'm I'm going to be nearby you of my own accord in like the
next month. Then I will.
You'll be on the like. You'll see me on the landing
strip, ready to see. Like strip plane, I'm going to

(01:21:02):
see the the plane is going to belanding.
I'm just going to see Devin at the end of the runway holding
the orange sticks like use he's going to, he's going to direct
it to a solo. Footage here.
I don't care if I end up on a list, I'm going to suplex that
he gets. He gets a whole job at the
airport just for this one momentyou're.

(01:21:22):
Going. To direct the play into an empty
hangar and everyone's going to be very confused and I'm going
to be sitting in my chair like the hangar, like I'm using the.
Doors open, it's a fucking boxing ring and I'll be in there
shirtless, ripped as all can be because I'll go through a
training if you do not put her in.
Yeah, all. Right, she's going.

(01:21:43):
She's going in hoop. Tim Houghton's in that case.
Dad, I'm fighting you. I am actively fighting I.
I want to see the training arc happen now.
I will I get her out of there? I.
Just I just want to see you workout for this one specific thing
now, no. Anyone else here?
No. I will kill you.

(01:22:09):
No, yeah. I mean, look, I Hina.
Hina's fun. We don't know Jack about her.
We know her fruit. I don't need to.
Her and Smoker might have had a thing at some point.
I ship them, put them next to each other.
Why aren't they holding hands? Because they're they're.
Clearly not a thing anymore. And they need, they need their

(01:22:31):
space. You put them, put them right the
fuck up there. She's.
Not going to glaze me, I got news for you.
Well, OK, let's let's let Justinweigh in first.
I'm taking a heart. She's not glaze me tear.
I mean, if we're going from how pretty she is in the
complimentary red suit, I'd say yeah, glaze me.
But like, as a character, she gets done pretty big dirty.

(01:22:52):
So I'm putting her like right next to fucking Kobe.
The truly I believe she's AI believe she's a Paul Blart.
She gets she gets no screen time.
She's not a very interesting character and.
She's a cool ass devil fruit. That's about the most
interesting thing she does. They try to make her more
interesting by having her speak in third person.
I don't. I don't even.
I don't care. She's got pink hair, red suit,

(01:23:14):
looks fine as hell, got cool devil fruit.
That's that. You're making sense.
I bodies are like, you know. I I I will I will conceive to
meet you guys in the middle and punch key, but just know in my
heart that she she's a hard PaulBlart like probably between sent
tomorrow and Garp maybe I don't know somewhere in there, no.

(01:23:37):
No, no, it's left. She's going.
To in front of Kobe. No, she's not going in front of
Kobe. It's not happening.
It's not happening. Sorry, bud.
Just bullshit. That ain't that ain't that ain't
going to fly. There's no shot of putting Heena
above Kobe now I. Have to go to the gym.

(01:23:59):
You see me next? I look like fucking Alexander.
Like you ready? To use please.
I would fucking love it. In a month I would.
I'm pretty sure that's impossible.
Miracles happen, man miracles. Happen.
You just need a couple differentmedications and a couple of
surgeries and you could definitely make it happen.
I hear, I hear it's fallen off recently, but I bet you could

(01:24:20):
still get some news out of Ozempic.
In a month? I don't know about that one.
I look, man, drugs are weird. One left.
We've got one left. Who is our one left?
Justin. It's it's you know, she she's
not quite best girl, but she's agood girl.

(01:24:41):
And that's that's a what's her rank Captain?
She captain, Lieutenant. I don't know.
That's a cheeky. It is to smoker also, but also
but also it's smoker to to. Smoker's body.
To Smoker now I think this is a solid spot for a punchki puncher
like top tier punchki puncher. I you disagree, I feel about the

(01:25:06):
same. She's like a little better than
Hina. It's starting to sound like
misogyny. All right, What's going on here?
Whoa. I mean don't don't put that on
me, but does. Christian hate women chat.
You made this list. There are three women on this
list. I'm going to be real with you.

(01:25:27):
There aren't that many, actually.
Hold on. I put a lot of women on the
list. You just made a lot of cuts to
the list. No, you wait.
Sorry, let me amend my statement.
I put a lot of Marine personnel on the list.
You have to cut a lot of them. And unfortunately there is not
that many women in the Navy and also any other women that exist
you haven't seen yet. There are there.
And trust me, it's a good one. I.
Think there was one other woman on the list and we literally

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just met her so there was no point in her being there.
Listen, but blame that on ODA, all right?
Not me. I did my due diligence.
All I did was keep the spoilers out.
It is not my fault that ODA doesn't know how to write women
compellingly well. Hold on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We said that she has some pretty
decent story writing. Not for the Marines.

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Tishiki might get some of the best writing for women, doesn't
Marine. Marines anymore.
So that's a. That's a cop argument.
I think Tishiki is a plenty compelling character.
She got her kneecap snapped by Robin.
She's a good spoiler sword, she's got good dynamics with
different characters, and I really enjoyed her moments in

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what was the name of that Punk Hazard.
And we probably haven't seen herjust because we haven't seen a
smoker, which sucks in its own way, But there's a chance.
There's a chance for more. Also the bits.
Those bits were that when they were gender, you know, swapped.
Three times, yeah, but that's that's like, that's like part of
the that's part of the bit whichI get is is therefore part of

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her character, but. She she she makes up in
personality. And she's like, she's, she's
just, she's kind. She's she's a kind, nice person.
And Nami loves her, and so do. I all right, what's your what,
what's your guys's verdict then here below you.
Know. Right below, yeah.
Yeah, I think, I think that's criminal.

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I think she belongs above Hina, but.
Well, yeah, this list is alreadya crime.
Hina is not in glaze. I yeah, I don't know.
This is fine. I think that I think she
probably belongs at a bottom of punch key maybe, but whatever,
it's fine. She's still there.
That that's our list, guys. We're all out of characters.

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We've ranked thirty Marines tonight and we did it with, you
know, a pretty good amount of time.
I saw three. Of them I have no idea who they.
Are there? There was like, there was like a
dozen more and Devin would not have known a single one of their
names. And that's OK.
Like for real, for real. Tim Hootons would have been all
the the next dozen characters for real.

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So, so, so, so, so we've ended up with a, you know, a little
bit of a, more, a pretty balanced list.
Again, I think we, I think we have a tendency to make some
fairly balanced lists. Now, I don't know if that ends
up being by nature of the show or by the, the character we put
in the list in the 1st place. But either way, you know, I, I
feel, I feel, I feel, I'm prettyconfident that that this is a,

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this is a worthwhile list. I'm I'm still confused by Daddy
the father. That's OK buddy, you don't.
You don't have to understand. Just know that Daddy the Father
is the daddy you always wanted. I.
Is is it? Yes, whether you know it or not,
I you'll know one day. Just go.
Just go back and look at how many guns he had Devin.
It'll make you happy. OK, just look at the guns.

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Yeah, just look at the look at the guns.
I think personally the hell Meppo maybe should still be
higher, but you know. Well whatever, I would concede
to Hell Meppo getting higher if Hino was pushed higher, that
would be my part. I'm, I'm, I'm not making that
trade. Then shit.
I'm not, I won't bite on that. I would.
I would. If I put hell meppo lower, can I

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put hino lower? Can it go the other way too?
Absolutely not. All right, well.
That's like asking me if you want me to bring a gun to the
fist fight. Well.
Hold on, I. Thought.
Let's leave it at boxing, all right?
Exactly. If you put her lower, that's
more bullets. More bullets.

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All right. This has been our this has been
our One Piece Marines tier list.Thank you so much for listening,
everybody. We are going to continue for a
couple more weeks with some extra content that isn't
watching episodes. We're trying right now to set up
a bunch of stuff on the back endof our show while we have this

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break in between arcs and part of that is involved and requires
a good bit of work and testing of some things.
We are in some capacities tryingto upgrade our equipment to be
able to do a little bit more with what we do here and both
outside of just the recordings. So one day there will be an

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update in terms of what our goals are for all of that.
But right now, what it means foryou, the listeners, is that for
the next couple weeks, we're going to be doing more stuff
like this next, next week in particular, where you're going
to see us reacting to the film Stampede movie.
So by this point, if you're listening to this, it's I think

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Thursday morning of the day. If you're listening to it the
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recording our live episode in that Discord.
So come on down. If it is not Thursday the 24th
that you were listening to this,then so sorry, Maybe next time

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there will be more stuff like it.
As we go on. We're going to try and keep
doing live events in there everynow and then or join the just
just join the discord because other stuff goes on in there
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night. There's usually at least one of
those a month. Frequently they'll be movies
watched all the time. It's a good time come join.

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But that being said, the next foreseeable future where we're
right now thinking around like 5:00-ish weeks, five to six
weeks right now, that could change to depending on how
quickly stuff gets done on the back end by Jordy and Dylan and
myself. And it'll be, it'll be worth it
though. I, I think you guys are going to
enjoy what we, what we eventually come up with.

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And that being said, Devin, would you like to finish doing
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Yeah. To just add on to what Christian
said, we as a podcast group and as a show, our entering a new

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phase, a new season, really, if you want to think about it,
yeah. A new season, 5 years in, we're.
Gonna listen, Season 1 was a hell of a ride.
Guys came in for Season 2. So, you know, we're going to
start Wano or, you know, and Wano, for those who don't know,
was like a big deal when it was airing both, you know, the manga
and the anime, you know it. I think Wano kind of largely

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plays a role in like what I feellike is a boom in popularity for
One Piece over the last couple years.
You know, it's it's might be thereason we got a live action
because due to its popularity fucking you, you get crazy
advertisements for us now everywhere.
Like for any of the French audience members out there.
I remember that advertisement for that big spoiler on your
train system. I remember you remember because

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I remember. But to say all that's to say is
that when we officially start one O, you will also know that
we are starting something new and exciting with the podcasts
and things related to it. So just really think of this as
us prepping for a brand new season, you know, new US, new
gear, new new everything and anything you can maybe think of.

(01:33:14):
So I hope you're excited becauseI know I'm excited for changes
that we're working on and and going to be moving toward in the
future, both distant and near. So yeah, I hope you're excited
with us. Thank you for sticking along the
ride for the past fucking five years.
I think I can now kind of just firmly promise you it's only
going to get better. At least we're going to dodge on
it. And to balance you out, I'm

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going to say, Nah, it's trash. We're going to get rid of the
microphones we're going to get. We're going to get, we're going
to go back to the gaming. Headsets, yeah, back to the
gaming headsets. We're all going to record on
this, you know, Discord alone. It's it's, it's going.
To be we're all going to record a single file that that way in
case anything goes wrong, it's entirely fucked.
No episode, there's no backups, no nothing.

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Exactly. Closing the store, everything
just back to garbage. No, no more Discord, no more
Patreon. We're going back to buy me a
coffee. In fact, we're taking the merch
back. Returns can be Returns can be

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sent to peel bots, blah blah blah.
Your merch will self destruct in3/2. 1.
Someone's sure just fucking combusts in the middle of the
day. Oh, thank you to the producers

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that have stuck, stuck by us allthis time too.
The, the, the, the monetary model is going to change a
little bit, but so, so, so therewill not strictly be producers
anymore, at least in the way that they exist now going
forward. But all that you guys have ever
done with us, Taco and Rabbit, it's me, Rabbit, who are our
current producers, but also all of the other people who have

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supported us over the years at the producer tier, when we were
in Discord, when we were in Patreon, All of you, delightful
people, anyone who's ever given us money, delightful person.
And your contributions are, are directly affecting what we are
doing and trying to accomplish right now.
So you're beautiful. Thank you so so much and we love

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you. Bye bye.
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