One Piece Draft: Treasure!

The guys sit down and do a silly little draft on the items we believe will be in the treasure pile at the end of One Piece.

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
So, Brendan, what'd you have fordinner tonight?
What? That's your cold open?
I kept my mouth shut for this. Well, I mean it was lapping all
of you know today until right now when you have to, but you
had to be quiet for the count in.
Yeah, I, I was quiet for the guys because usually I'm the
first one that says some bullshit at the start.

(00:20):
And I was like, you know what, I'm going to see what these guys
do for a change. And then 10 seconds went by and
you were like, Brendan, what'd? You ever do?
Had a fucking sad ass salad fromfucking like ShopRite for
dinner. All right, I'm hoping to live
vicariously with someone. I had some pasta with shrimp and
scallop from my local Carrabba's.

(00:42):
OK, you lost me. Oh Yikes.
Well. Carrabba's bro, from when I hear
it's just Olive Garden, but I don't know.
More Italian I guess. Fuck, I know.
Oh. Listen, I'll say, I'll say this
in in defense of Carrabba's. Olive Garden is absolute trash.
Never buy from that restaurant. It is absolute steaming hop
garbage. Carrabba's in terms of your

(01:04):
cheap, quick Americanized Italian chains, it's everything
that Olive Garden wishes it was,or at the very least used to be
back in like 2002. I'll, I'll give, I'll give.
Like Kravis is like, OK, Kravis is fine.
But do they got that unlimited bread?
They do have unlimited bread. Oh shit, I'm I'm I'm just saying

(01:26):
bro. And it's not weirdly shaped like
Olive Garden breadsticks. It's like it's like a normal
loaf of bread that they cut intoslices.
It's fantastic. I don't know about that.
I like the sticks I. There, there's an appeal to
them, but it's because I know I'm a fucking trash panda deep
on the inside and I like trash food and I don't deny that those
fucking give. Me the garbage, yeah, give me

(01:49):
the trash. I'm the trash man I.
Roll in the garbage and I throw it everywhere.
On the trash man should. Be really.
All right, Brendan. Brendan had a, I'd call it a a
minus dinner here. What about the rest of?

(02:10):
You. That's very generous.
Very. Generous.
All right, hold on. This is my generosity.
Is your button. Here I'll go.
My real answer, A fucking B minus.
Sorry. Fuck off.
Yeah, that's that's. Still pretty I'll take AB minus
that sounds good. I'd rank like, I'd rank like
Jimmy John's AD. So as long as I'm being never.
Had it. I feel like I'd agree with that.

(02:31):
I mean Jude Johns is fine but it's definitely not like top
tier dinner material. I I too have pasta.
Actually I mine was you. Always have pasta.
Don't you like bleed bleed Italian or something?
In fact, I do. I I bleed.
I bleed Marinara sauce, Yeah. Marinara.
That's what it is. Marinara.
Marinara and mom's gravy is in my is, is my brain matter?

(02:54):
And yeah. So tonight, tonight's tonight's
cuisine was was Angel hair pastawith a with a salad and and a
hearty meat sauce. Dang brother, so similar to my
dinner. Weird.
Yeah, shrimp and scallops very equivalent to to a a beef meat

(03:16):
sauce. I mean, it was a vodka sauce, so
it's still a red sauce, it's just that instead of having
probably ground beef in yours orwhatever the fuck you put in
yours, I just had fish stuff. All right, the more you talk,
the less similar your meal sounds to has.
I'm be right here with you. Well, what about you, Devin?
Did you eat dinner? I had a cheeseburger, a homemade
1. See.

(03:37):
Yeah, Deborah wins S plus. This is this is weird.
I had a take. Out during the week.
I rarely have take out during the week in fact.
It was. You got me on a bad was it it?
Wasn't a take out, it was homemade.
We made it. I said me.
He said me. We were saying me.
And I had pepperjack cheese and oh, yeah, Oh yeah, that's a good

(04:01):
seasoning. All of it.
Just go slap, slap, slap. That's a goodie.
And then I had three of them. And then?
Yeah. My man's winning at dinner
tonight. No, no sides to go with it.
Just like straight three burgersand that's it.
It's a burger with a side of burger.
Yeah, 2. Sides.

(04:24):
Two sides. You have your big like
steakhouse burger with your two little sliders.
That's your appetite. They are also steakhouse burgers
that. Sounds like just imagining a
burger with like a side of sliders.
That sounds like some shit that an AI would draw it.

(04:45):
Sounds fucking. Hilarious American meal and.
That's my dinner. And that was.
My dinner if you're wrong, maybe.
That wouldn't. BE AI is getting too smart.
Oh no, they know what I had for dinner.
Yeah, like a Culver sandwich. Like garnished with some white.
Castle slides. Actually that's exactly what I

(05:07):
imagine what he said. Sliders on the side I I I
thought 2 White Castle cheeseburgers not.
I think more like a a Baconator and then two more, right.
OK, so. It's just three.
Full sandwiches just full 3 fullthree burgers 3 full burgers.

(05:27):
But but they're sasses. They're sides.
It's all about perspective. Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I I'm sorry you're doing
it with no shit Justin and that,but health has helped.
I'm sorry that you had to just eat plants.
I mean, salad it's gonna make. You feel any better?
You ate what I think. Salad is nice.
It makes you feel any better. I eat plants all the time

(05:50):
because we're we're vegan in this household a lot of the
time, so. Oh oh I didn't realize that was
the next stage of keto bro evolution.
Not really. Well, no, that works.
Out after. After this it's a
photosynthesis. Yeah, we just skip straight to
fasting forever. Stage 4 vegan, can't eat

(06:11):
anything with a shadow. I inject my calories via IV.
Hell yes. I definitely have broke me.
Justin's like, wait a minute. You can just do this.
That's great, that's good. Justin likes eating too much to
to ever buy into that. That's what I'm saying bro.

(06:33):
I'm more than happy to accommodate my vegan friends by
like trying their vegan food andleave it tastes good.
I'm just, I can eat a lot, but Iwill also choose to eat whatever
I normally eat. All I all I all I hear to myself
is, oh, cool, there's a new variety of food I get to eat.
That's just more options. Sure, never.
That's not true. I I will definitely exclude

(06:53):
things from my food preferences.But you know, and that's kind of
big, you know, I'm open. I got an open mind, kind of,
sort of. OK, good, good.
Most cultures just have a variety of rice and chicken, and
I love rice and chicken. So you know, you got rice and
jerk chicken, you got. Rice and fried chicken you got.
Well, you jerk the chicken. All right, well.
Anyway, so we are. We're losing the thread.

(07:15):
Well, we're officially losing the thread.
That's great. We needed to transition anyway.
What better than whatever Devin said.
Hey, tonight we're we're indulging in a in a bit of in a
bit of tomfoolery once more, where we're going to do another
draft. As you know from the title of
this episode already, we are doing our own one pieces, the

(07:38):
pile of one pieces that we've collected up to this point in
the story. We've got a decent number of
them, a little over 20. And so we figured that what
better thing to do than try and draft up a team of our favorite
one pieces for our ourselves, since we've collected a good a
good bit of them, we're going todivvy up the treasure, as it

(08:00):
were. You and Devin, but that's the we
here. We all collectively agree that
this was a great idea, yes? I'm pretty sure 100% of times
that I've requested a one piece it's been vetoed.
Oh, well, I don't think that's true.
We've we've definitely taken into everyone's everyone's
unique opinions into account. I don't think that that's true.

(08:22):
I think you take your opinions into account.
I mean, I definitely take my opinions into account.
I definitely take that into account.
If there was ever a time where me or Brendan had made a
suggestion and it wasn't like vehemently shot down because
you're like, no, only me and Devin can like, propose things
to the council. Yeah, that's like literally been
the the bid at one point in time.

(08:43):
If you haven't done that exact thing, it's it's what actually
happens is you say no, but then a a little later you're like,
hey, so Devin, I had this crazy idea.
That's why you just stop the show.
Thank you, I'm glad that I'm notalone in this cast for a change.
I don't know what you're talkingabout.
Yeah. Yeah, I bet you don't.

(09:04):
I. Mean, you know, do you know what
they're saying? Oh, they said something.
Yeah, I mean, they've been talking, but as far as I'm
concerned, I, you know, it's just white noise.
Oh, I see those burgers pluggingup your ears, huh?
So anyway, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna draft teams
of one pieces and you know. Boy, buddy.

(09:25):
We we, we should probably decideon an order here so.
Do you? Should we do a random number
thing? And just wait.
Did you have something to say, Justin?
I said not it which? Doesn't exactly translate to
something. What does?
That mean I call dibs on last. I'm not doing that.

(09:46):
We're randomizing the shit out of this first.
We're going to, you know what, Your Honor?
Make him first. Actually, I hey listen, I I
think that that might be a good idea.
Lame. Just like that, Justin, you get
to be first. Oh shit, no, I I'm gonna I'm

(10:10):
gonna use my trusty my trusty name picking website here and
I'll even I'll stream it to our discord.
So that you guys know know that I'm not I'm not cheating or
anything here. Yeah, hacks, Elite hacks.
All right, let me let me write everyone's names in here.
This would have been great to have prepped ahead of time, but

(10:32):
because we suck at this, I have.It right now I'll if you tell me
a number I'll spin for you bro. This is way more fun than
whatever number thing you got. I mean, it's a it's a wheel with
1234 on it. Oh well, I mean I'm going to
have a thing with our actual names on it.
Here is what I mean. Oh yeah, you're really, really
upping the ante with that. Yeah, we're going to pick.
They're going to pick your name out of out of a literal hat

(10:52):
here. What do you What do you want
from me? It's fun.
Well it I gotta click on this shit, I hope I can watch the.
Stream. Give me the stream, alright?
I can in fact watch the stream is.
Going to be the order. Can I watch shape?
We're going to the first person.First person is going to be
first in the list. All right?
It's me 1st. That kind of sucks.

(11:15):
Rick. Next second is going to be
Friday. Let's go.
So Rick bro. 3rd is going to be you didn't even want this, you
wanted to go last and you have like 5050 shot of that.
What's the matter? Principle, bro?
All right, well, it's clearly rigged.
And the next is Devin. Justin is getting what he wants

(11:35):
and is mad about it. Let's pick his name out of the
hat for. Posterity.
Justin, go and last. All right, everybody get out of
my. Get out of my.
Stream Facebook. Get out of my stream.
All right, so it's me, it's Brendan, it's Devin and then
it's Justin. Wow, I didn't think I would.
I, I didn't think I'd get this opportunity, but here we are.

(12:00):
And I I I definitely didn't pickthe pick the order ahead of time
and just pre recorded that. Yeah, right, right.
Of course. Well, I, I get first dibs.
And so the way this, the way it's going to work is we're
going to do the snake draft style.
So it's I'm going to go first. We're going to get all the way
through the lineup. We're going to get to the end.

(12:20):
Justin is going to pick twice and we're going to go with the
reverse order up the lineup. So then it's going to be Devin,
Brendan and then me, and then I'm going to pick twice and so
on. We're going to pick 5 total.
We have a little more than 21 pieces, so we're going to get
through most of the list and there'll be like one or two
leftover that we'll get to laughat because it'll be funny to see
what to see, what people just did not care about whatsoever.

(12:43):
Now the question is, do I? Do I pick something that I
really want, or do I pick something that somebody else
really wants for the meme? Are trades allowed to happen?
No, we're not trading here. No, absolutely not.
That's in the mid season. That'll be like that'll be like
four months from now. We can, we can maybe decide on
trade. OK, OK.

(13:05):
All right, well, with with my first round draft pick, I'm
going to take one of our very famous ones.
Been here since nearly the beginning.
We have a sticker of it. I think it's one of the one of
the best ones out there. Classic.
I'm picking, I'm picking Red Foot, Zeff's pickled leg man.

(13:25):
It's it's a must have. It's a right.
Yeah, that's a, that's a designer item right there.
It's a one-of-a-kind, one-of-a-kind salty piece of.
Rind leg, I'm I'm taking, I'm taking.
Red foot Zeff's pickled leg off the board.
That's mine. I, you know it.
Can I tell you I have. I am 0% surprised in the

(13:48):
slightest. That's why I wasn't even on my
list. I I left it there just in case I
was like, I, I want this thing. There's no way it makes it out
of the first round, but I but I got first in the lineup.
So, so here we go. It'd be like that sometimes.
That's that's how it goes. So, so Brendan, with your first
round back pick what's what's what's what are we going all?

(14:10):
Right. So there are a few things that I
want and I think there are things in this list that people
know I want. So I'm going to do I'm, I'm
going to, I'm going to play the grab things that I want that
other people also want predominantly first.
So I'm going. I'm going with what I believe is

(14:30):
something other people want because of the sheer
outrageousness of it. Golden Weeks painting palette.
Wow. All right.
That is that. Is my first pick, and the reason
being because that shit is actually magic and I it's, it's
the best support weapon in the entire series, truly.
I know, yeah. Yeah, as far as far as crazy

(14:50):
magic bullshit goes, that's that's one of the top tier ones.
Like just has no reason for the way it works.
The the only other support powerthat make that like sort of
matches it is bellow Betty with her like like amp amp fruit,
whatever the hell that shit is where she like gets people like
pump pump, yeah, gets people like, you know, ready to fight
and whatnot. Meanwhile golden week just like

(15:11):
gives you some blue and they're like, Oh no, I'm sad now.
It's like there's like 7 devil fruits baked into some paints.
Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much.
You know, it almost feels like Golden Week's painting palette
was created before even Devil Fruits were like he like, it
just was what I said. I'm just gonna do this thing.

(15:33):
I think Golden Week is just likea hunter, hunter character and
that's their what do you call it?
This is their nen, this golden weeks ability.
They infuse paints with men and it makes them feel small.
No way. Yeah, dude, Fuck yes.
All right, Devin, your first round draft pick?
I I feel like this is obvious but give me that fucking goat

(15:55):
Coon. Baby.
Yeah, I saw that coven, saw thatcoven.
Yes, yes, Goat Coon here on the list that to be.
Honest with you, I barely remembered anything on this
list. Goku was not what I expected to
be on the list. Well, they just, they just love
the goat man. The goat goat is fire a goat.
They was that paper shredded. You know I'm, I mean.

(16:19):
Worlds. You know what?
I'll give you a reason why Goku belongs on this list.
Because when Sengoku was fleet Admiral, you ever notice how he
only got upset when Garp was involved?
You know he always had the goat there to keep him measured.
Where Meanwhile, Akayinu, who's there is fleet Admiral.
He doesn't have his goat. He's always on edge.

(16:39):
He's always upset. You got to have your your bring
your animal to work like your, what do you call it, animal.
You know what I'm talking about.Emotional sport animal.
Yeah, you got to have that emotional support game.
You got to keep your emotional support paper shredder on hand
at all times. Should I should I quickly read
through the list of one pieces because I you know, it also

(17:01):
distinctly occurs to me that we have, I don't think we've talked
about it in, in, in its entiretybefore.
So so now let's use. Refresher what some of these
things actually are. So now, well, that that's also
true. So now, so now that we're 3, so
now we're almost done with the first round of drafts.
Let's let's let's we get off theentire list of one pieces here,
shall we? Yeah yeah.

(17:21):
This will also probably get posted somewhere in particular
the discord for sure, but I I and I guess Instagram also since
since we don't really use Twitter anymore anyway, the
first item on on the on the listis coin, which if I remember
correctly is. I remember this one.
Was like a was a was a carved stone or whatever that Luffy

(17:45):
tried to pay for the Odin soup with, which is the next item on
the list. Hold on, hold on.
No, we're missing. We're missing crossing some
streets there. Was it.
So Luffy in like 1 of the first two or three episodes buys an
apple, I think in Zorro's village or the village that they
see Zorro chained up in or whatever.
And this is the one and only time that Luffy shows any

(18:09):
understanding of currency for the for the remainder of this
entire franchise. And I remember we put it, I
think me and Jordy were telling you guys about this.
We were like, yo, I don't know how Louvie has the ability to
talk or or think in terms of paying for things because he he
does not understand money in theslightest at any other point in

(18:30):
the series. That coin that that was, that
was his last brain cell. Him paying for that apple was a
literal last brain cell moment that that from from then on he
was gone. OK, OK, then we have the Odin's.
Knowledge in it. From that one, that one little
mini arc we've got, it was. The first movie brother.

(18:50):
What if I no one even knows whatthese are from I'm?
Just kidding, it was like I thought it was like a filler arc
before the movie. It was a.
Filler it was. It was a filler.
No, it was the first movie because the first movie is about
an Odin soup maker and then the guy who like screams, beams and
whatnot. But at the very beginning
there's like a guy and his like grandson who was like Kobe 4 or
whatever at the time or Kobe 2, I don't know.

(19:12):
And they they have an Odin Odin soup shack that sails the seas.
But I promise you, it was the first movie I had a shadow of
doubt, I thought. It was like a filler thing.
Well, either way. I just remember there was a
Native American in there and it was not very.
It was. I remember that.
Native American. The next.
Thing is, yeah, that was in the movie.
The next thing is Buggy's nose. We all know Buggy's nose.

(19:34):
Yeah, I don't know why it's realon the list, honestly.
Next on the list is Pinwheel from Nami's arc.
That one guy, the mayor with allthe scars, Pinwheel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm. Pretty sure it was just the
pinwheel, not the actual it's. Not the guy, it's just the
pinwheel. I'm just doing context for where
it comes from. Yeah, we gotta explain where
they are so people know what these fucking things are, not

(19:55):
just our word vomit. Then we got to shoot these
glasses, which I don't remember the specific reason why we did
this. It had the Velma moment.
Yeah, it was. It was a lot of the Velma
moment. Drops glasses and then proceeds
to be like blind and then puts glasses on.
Oh, I can see everything perfectly now.
Yeah, then we got Marine uniforms because God damn, those

(20:16):
coats just stay on without any reason.
Then we have Golden Weeks painting palette, which Brendan
has snatched up here. Then it's Usopp Boomerang always
comes back. Golden Ham winning boomerang, by
the way. Yeah.
What did you do? Boomerang bro.
We did give it to a boomerang inthat movie.
That did happen. It was a chopper.

(20:37):
It was like the third movie, butit was a movie about Chopper.
He was like the king of the animals or something like that
for a minute and they were doinglike a race.
And then Usop makes a boomerang that always comes back.
It was a whole bit. Interesting.
Then we've got Red Footsteps Pickled Leg, which I have taken
on the 1st on the first leg of the of this draft, no pun
intended. Then we have Godfall slash

(20:59):
Goldie Rogers Whistle, which can, if I remember correctly,
summon his Pegasus from No wait no, was that it?
Was it some of the Pegasus from wherever?
Or it was a whistle that Godfallgave the crew saying like, if
you, well, first of all, you gotto buy it.
And they were like, yeah, sure, we can buy.
And he was like, yeah, if you blow this whistle, I'll be, I'll
be there at your beck and call. And then our boy Choppy goes, I

(21:21):
need an adult. And he, and to his credit, he
was there instantaneously. But I think you gave him the, I
think he made it a, a one piece because you were like, how the
fuck can this guy just hear thiswhistle from his garden?
Like 7, seven islands across the, the sea.
Yeah. And I believe and it was
something that Gold Rodger gave him, which is why that extra her
bid is there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(21:43):
Then we have Nami's waiver that she picked up from the Sky
Islands. I don't.
Know why you guys hate the waiver?
What do you mean hate the waiver?
It's a one piece runabout. Well, you put it on the one
piece pile because you were likethis fucking thing.
It doesn't make any sense. Like it breaks the laws of
physics. Well, I mean, it kind of does.
It really do. Fair.
It's also it's also helped alongby the dials, which also make no
sense. But that's fine really.

(22:04):
The dials should also be here, but whatever.
Then we got Luffy's Afro from everybody's favorite Foxy arc
where he becomes everybody. 'S favorite.
Just me, OK. Everybody loves it and was so
excited to see Foxy in the in the movie that we just watched
too. Then we got Soga King in

(22:27):
parentheses, Frankie's mask, even though that's incorrect.
So so so kings soda king slash so Kings mask is there.
But then we have Granny Cocos endless bottle of booze that she
always has around which which was great.
Love that then we got Usab's toycockroaches from.

(22:47):
Absolutely terrified Corona. So those things were real.
You can't lie to me. Well, you know, they were, they
were certainly shaken. But it sounds like it sounds
like you've been taken in by Usab's illusions.
You've been, you've been bamboozled.
Oh, no. He's.
Showing on. It's too good.
It's too good I'm. Under Usab's Ken Jutsu, Roach
jutsu, then we have then we havegoat Coon, which Devin has taken

(23:10):
up on the first round here. Everybody knows him, everybody
loves him. Then we've got Ina Zuma's sex
changing EpiPen. So which, what the fuck?
Which might be my? Which might be my favorite name
we've come up with? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We were just talking about Ina Zuma at one point and the fact
that I believe it was probably somewhere in the context of the

(23:33):
fact that in the manga they change gender every single panel
that they're in. So I think we I think we
reimagined it as they've just they've just packed packaged
them ahead of time into these Epipens that you could just so
those are those are on the list there.
Then we got Mihawk's cross dagger, which may or may not be

(23:55):
a supreme 12 sword or whatever. I'm just reading what what's
written there. Don't don't shoot the messenger.
I'm the one. Who?
Yeah, the little. The little cross dagger that
Mihawk carries around, which we got some extra context to.
I think somebody we were talkingabout it in more depth and it
also was proposed to maybe be a top tier sword along with the

(24:19):
one that he carries around on his black back back.
God damn it, the the black bladehe carries on his back.
Words are hard. Say that three times fast.
No, thank you. Then we've got we've got a
double feature of the Lightning soldier from Dressrosa.
We've got his missing leg this. Is stupid.
And then we've got his current invisible leg.

(24:42):
Yeah. Because throughout the entire
art so solo the missing the missing leg is obviously you
know when he's in lightning lightning form, but also the
lightning soldiers invisible leg.
Because his animation for running is the same as if he had
two legs, but he only has one. So his Kurt, like how his

(25:05):
invisible leg got there because I have that image, that
animation like in my head when he's walking with Rebecca and
he's just got a certain natural stride to him.
It was great. Why did we give it to his
initial missing leg prior to invisible leg?
Because it was like a long period of time until we realized
that like those two like animations happened, if I recall

(25:29):
correctly. Because like, really?
I think the toy version got the missing leg.
I don't know why, but the human version got the current
invisible leg because my God that dude still has a leg.
He has to. I think at one point, I don't
know if this is related to us putting it on the list, but we
surmised that his missing leg was wooden for some reason and

(25:51):
that it was. Breadfoot's.
Current stuff leg in some regardtoo.
I remember I. Don't remember if that was in
regard to putting it on the listor not, but that was a
conversation we definitely had. That absolutely sounds correct.
We had. We had to create a rival for Red
Foot, says Pickled Leg. And then that was also how we
became one step closer to forming Come back with the

(26:15):
random. Pieces.
Well, not even well, I think that was just missing limbs
across the show in general, because we don't have any arms
here. We we were creating the exodia
of missing limbs. Right.
All right, moving on, we got three last things.
Let's get through this. The going Luffy senpai, which is
Bartolomeo's ship, which did less magic bullshit and just

(26:37):
entertaining as fuck. And then we've got Pudding
spatula back on the magic bullshit with just being able to
touch chocolate and and melt it and reshape it in the blink of
an eye. And then we've got, very simply,
we've got milk. Because it actually heals your
bones. Lickety split because regrows
teeth and everything. Because it.
It functions like a video game healing item.

(26:59):
All right, now that we've got the entire list, I'm, I, I hope
you wrote all that down, audience, remember, because I'm
not going to repeat it again. Justin with the final pick of
the first round 30 minutes into this recording.
What is your pick? Nice.
OK, you know, at first I was considering the coin, thinking
the coin was tied to baccarat from film gold.

(27:19):
Clearly that is not the case. This is in chronological order
this list. I know and I still thought that.
Crazy. So, so now I have to pivot to,
yeah, I don't have a strategy. I'm just kind of look at the
list and be like, oh, what do I want today?
I'm torn between two things. And I think I'm just going to go
with my gun for the first one. I decided and I'm going to take

(27:40):
Nami's waiver bro. OK.
OK, slightly surprising pick what's your what's your just
just a vibe feeling on that? What's what's the thought
process? OK.
One is just a definitely cool thing to have.
Two. I mean, it's a jet.
Ski. Yeah, I have a not a theme,
that's the wrong word. I have a purpose for for my
draft here, if that makes sense.There's a goal insight.
That's great. Let's see what happens at the

(28:02):
end. Well, that's the for the first
round and you Justin, are the start of the second round.
What is your? Second, oh man, I didn't think
I'd get this far. Oh yeah, we're doing a snake
draft. I thought we were going
12341234. Said at the beginning at least
three times that we're doing. A snake draft and I almost
didn't believe him because you know, I don't know anyway, what

(28:23):
do I get next? There's so many cool things in
here. I fucking I got I got to play a
smart, I got to be strategic. I'm going to go for hold on,
wait. This is actually kind of hard.
Man, if only I provided the listahead of time.
What do I actually want? That's what I'm saying, dude.

(28:44):
Listen man, all you guys probably have a strategy and
shit, bro shit. It only works, I just have like
7 things that I want and then ifI expire all 7 items then I'm
going to start scraping at the bottom of the list.
Exactly, see what's the point ofputting all the time and energy
into making a a strategy just for it to blow up in your face?
Nah bro, just saying I do. Like.
Top seven in the moment bro. Anyway, I'm going, you know, the

(29:07):
smart, I'm going with smart pick.
I'm going to take Luffy's Afro. Wow, how dare you?
How I actually dare? You, Bobby.
I knew Brendan was going to wantthat one.
You motherfucker I was. Definitely going next for
Brendan if you did not pick. That was, that was my.
That was my collector's item. How dare you?

(29:28):
To see it. Dare you, maybe.
If he didn't pressure me so hard, I would.
Have never thought about it, would have got this.
Motherfucker. Other thing that was
considering. Oh wow, All right.
Justin slides in with a steal onhis second pick.
Devin, what is going to be your second pick?
I am going to pick up these Marine uniform coats and I'm.

(29:50):
Going to put it. On Cocoon.
Yeah. Yeah, good.
How's it feel? How's it feel, asshole?
How does it feel? Good.
Now Goku is wearing, you know. Goku's got his own jacket now.
Yeah. No, my whole plan my actually.
Is kind of sweet. Why hasn't Goku had a jacket

(30:13):
this entire time? My.
Boy, great question. I'm doing it.
Now you're doing it. He's almost served like
hotteries. Had a jacket this whole time.
Where the fuck's Goku Jack Go code band?
Bro, he's right though. He's right.
Go Devin, I'll trade you the thethe Afro for the.
We're not trading. Show your mouth.
I don't want it mid season. Come back mid season.
Like. I like how he just he offered to

(30:36):
trade right after he got out. He had an opportunity.
He went for the spike. Your Marine uniform.
Yeah, he went for the Spike pickinstead by picking the Afro away
from you. Brendan, that's crazy.
That is crazy. What?
Spike does to somewhere. The rest of the field had any
value in the in the Marine uniforms.
Dan. I well, that's why you got to

(30:58):
you got to be careful with Devin.
He's a he's a wild card anyway. He really is.
For my next one I have to go with this because it's it just
sounds like it would have so much use our utilization
Inozuma's sex. Changing Epipens.
I know, Christian, I know you'rea rat bastard.

(31:20):
I knew it. There's there's a lot of there's
a lot of people that would love to have some of those EPI pens.
Bro, you gotta, I gotta. I gave, I gave up the goat a
little bit when I introduced it.I just couldn't.
I couldn't contain my enthusiasmfor for the EPI pens.
Hey make almost it was on my list bro so don't even worry I I

(31:40):
already had my. Eye on that.
OK, keep your hands off my goat.Oh, man.
All right. Well.
OK. So there's no trading, but like,
can we steal? No.
What do you shut up? What is happening?
Just you're forgetting who you're trying to steal from.
It's goat Coon, he'll just destroy you.

(32:01):
He'll just eat you all right well, with with the Epipens out,
I've got to I've got to dig intodig in a little bit here I.
Have a good feeling I know what you're going to click.
Oh, you do. Her pick rather.
Oh well, I my next pick for the conclusion of the second round

(32:24):
is going to be the going Luffy senpai.
Really. That was not what I thought you
were going. To do.
That's crazy. Known known Bartolomeo fan and
to have a piece of memorabilia as valuable as the entire going
Luffy senpai on my on my squad, I just, I can't pass up that

(32:46):
opportunity man. It's too good.
No, I get. I get it.
I get it. Yeah, so, so, so that's, that's
that. Now I'm going to lead off the
third round with my third pick here.
This is this is where this is where we start digging in even
more, where I'm like, all right,some of this this stuff is fun

(33:07):
and I like a lot of this stuff. But now the good, like the like,
the real good stuff is out of the way.
And we're in, we're in middle ofthe road territory here.
So I've got my pick a leg. I've got a ship to transport all
my goodies with. I think for my third pick, I'm
gonna have to go. Fuck it, let's do it.
It's it's an endless party. I'm going with Cocoro's

(33:30):
bottomless bottle of. Alcohol.
Do it. The party never stops.
Do. It you can mix them with the the
leg. I can mix it with a little bit
of the. Leg.
And do some and do some some. Michael got the the trifecta.
He's got his, he's got his Pickles, he's got his his car
and he's got the the fucking alcohol that he's going to drink

(33:52):
when he goes drinking and driving.
What a combination. Absolutely.
Bro, Christian's New Year's Year, New Year's Eve party's
going crazy. That's.
What I'm saying? Nobody.
Inbound. Nobody pick the milk.
I need that too. Well, unfortunately, this is
going to this is going to hurt you.
That's. Some unfortunate news for.

(34:14):
You. No, no, it's for the Hangover.
Well, Brandon. I am.
I am taking milk no. Shit.
That is, that is not a meme. It will be.
I will be taking the milk. Dude.
That shit grows bones, this magic.
It does magic. It does you.
You have you. Imagine the straight magic items
so far. Imagine if you just like, you

(34:37):
know, you, you, you go snowboarding and you break a leg
and somebody just goes here, guys have some milk and you're
like, oh, wow, I'm all better, dude.
I'm going to monetize the fuck out of my list is all I'm
saying. All I'm hearing is that
Brendan's opening a pharmacy because he's got the Inazuma sex
change, you know, things, and now he's got milk that could
heal bones. And then whatever the fuck a

(34:59):
painting palette can do, well, they're just literally anything.
They, they act as the antidepressants, you know, you
can make people happy instead that just instead of having a
pill, you just go to Brendan's pharmacy and you, you know, he
paints a yellow on you. I don't.
Know how I got this smile? He just paints a smile on their
mouth. He's.
The Joker because. He paints it like that.

(35:24):
He just takes Brendan do art. Takes us face painting.
Yeah. Pick some face painting.
You know Brenda doesn't do art, but you know who does do art?
Juice Boy. Because Juice Boy went to art
school, right? Juice Boy did go art.
School. Juice Boy did go art school Once
Upon a time. Oh my God, You know somebody.

(35:46):
If, if we ever get an actual list of all of the bits we've
ever done on this episode to be able to rank those in some way,
would Juice Boy would go art school?
That'd be that'd be up there. I think we need, we need one of
our favorite interns, and by favorite, I mean literally any
of them, to put together a bid list.
Whatever is up for the job, yeah.

(36:07):
I know, I know a lot of you are out there doing doing re watches
of of our podcast. Do you anybody anybody want a
shout out? We call that independent
research. Yeah, I.
Just want to know if Brendan chainsaw noise is still still
clear. That's a classic.
All right, moving on with the draft, we're back at Devon.

(36:28):
So my ride was taken, so I'm going to take the next thing.
I'm going to take Mihawks cross dagger and that's going to be,
you know, in a cocoon's mouth 'cause he's gonna be the one of
the strongest swordsmen of the Marines.
Dude, that's crazy. Dude.

(36:49):
He's making, he's making a wholenew character Strong.
He's making a new. Emperor.
I know he's he's, he's just superpowering Gocoon.
Anything you can do in order to make Gocoon even stronger than
he already is. It's crazy.
I love, I love that. Who's I love that?
Were you actually planning to pick the going Luffy senpai?

(37:09):
Yes, it's going to be. How we get?
Surrounded. I mean, sure, surely Goku.
No skywalk dude. Or instant transmission.
Why is it just a Super Saiyan out instant transmission?
She actually ate Blueno from thebar and so now is the door door

(37:32):
fruit. There's a reason we haven't seen
Blueno in a while. I'm surprised Blueno's bar isn't
actually on here now I think about it.
Well, it's because that we haven't.
Well, A, it's mostly been a machination of our own, of our
own, you know, brains, imaginations, and but B, yeah,

(37:55):
Bluno might be dead. So.
Right. Right.
All right, my turn. What do I want?
The the Marine uniform pick Really, really fumble my whole
idea? Yeah, Yeah.
That's tough. Buddy.
Really is trying to think what Ican like look low key substitute
it for to to keep my idea together and I don't think I

(38:16):
can. So we are going to take Soga
King's mask. OK so far.
You spell mask. Whoops.
So far, Justin's. I love that for you, Justin
says. He has a theme, but in my eyes
he's just picking all the thingsright next to each other in the
list and. The only thing that I see, the

(38:39):
only thing that I see is he's got an item from every member of
the crew as of right. Yeah.
Oh shit. But he's going to be, he's going
to be scraping real hard at the bottom of the barrel for the
last two members, The last two members.
I mean, there's, there's a, there's not, there's not many
more that are directly related to our forecast here.

(39:00):
Usop's got a couple more on here.
USOP has, I think probably the not even probably USOP has the
highest representation on the one pieces.
List here. He's got 3-1 pieces on this.
He's. Got 3-1 pieces between the toy
cockroaches, the boomerang and so Kings mask his best friend so

(39:22):
so. That being said, Justin, you
have a fourth pick to lead off the fourth round.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. You know, this one doesn't
really play into my theme. It's just something I genuinely
like in the show and think is myfavorite item.
I'm taking pudding spatula. Fuck.

(39:43):
Double. Snipe.
Damn it, I thought nobody was going to touch that.
I was like, oh, that's going to be mine for sure.
That's. What I thought about the
uniforms, man. You took my dual wielding away.
Oh no. Not the dual wheel.
Goku's offhand weapon has been stolen from underneath him.
Oh no. What are you going?
To do with your secondary fire now.

(40:05):
I'll just have to use one of lightning soldiers missing legs
I think. No, no.
We could do this. We can recover.
We can recover. All right, recovery.
So what's the recovery given it's your turn?
All right, so we're going to go with a a real power up because
it doesn't make any fucking sense.

(40:25):
We're taking Tashigi's glasses if we're not going to be able to
do a. Wheel, we're going to master
the. One slice, so he's going to be
able to see 10 times better withit.
He can see clearly now. He has glasses.
He's gonna have observation hockey through those glasses.
Like as soon as the glass is gone, I'm just imagining like

(40:48):
he's actually gonna get like fully like, like artist eyes.
Like he's not just going to havetwo dots anymore.
He's that. He's that anime guy who puts his
glasses up and he's got infiniteglare all over him.
Yes. I'm imagining a scene of Goku
and putting the glasses on for the first time.
His and his eyes go bug eyed like he's seeing for the first

(41:09):
time ever. You know, like.
Like a like a like a scene of somebody tripping.
Really deep voice like yadda yadda does say it's.
Beautiful. My God, is this what the world
has looked like all this time? It's it's gorgeous.
I've my life is I did. I have not known vision up until

(41:31):
this moment. I have not truly been seeing.
Oh fuck. Cuts the clouds in half.
Slices the world in half. Slices the entire planet.
Slices the camera in half. Show's over.
All right, all right, for my 4thitem, I think I'm going to go

(41:54):
with Usaf's boomerang because I remember that thing being less
of a boomerang and more of just a heat seeking missile.
So this is also basically just amagic item.
I I got to keep to the theme here.
Yeah. That that I think that's true.
I think that's probably what earned it a spot on the on the

(42:14):
the list in the first place. Either that or we just really
did not want to pick somebody else that somebody wanted that
episode. The movie was pretty bad.
I believe it was pretty good. There was probably not anybody
else worthwhile considering we chose the boomerang, but that's
okay. It was.
Boomerang. Great, not a good movie.
Yeah. I mean, yeah, yeah, we don't, we

(42:37):
don't need to get into it as we we've been there, done that.
Go watch our go watch our reviewof that movie.
Watch, listen, whatever. You know what I mean, callers.
All right, Top of the lineup. I get 2 picks in a row for my
final 4th and 5th picks. Let's see.
Yeah, wow. I I'm going to go for my 4th

(43:01):
pick. You know, traditionally,
traditionally I've not, I've notnecessarily cared for this
character that much. But in the grand scheme of
things, in terms of fun stuff that's on here and maybe also to
piss some other people off. Oh no, I'm picking me.
I'm people. I'm.
Picking Buggy's nose. I do it.
I do it, man. Well, come on.
I'm picking. I'm picking Buggy's nose.

(43:23):
Wow dude, I thought for sure that was going to be left.
On the table. Take it.
I'm taking that clown's nose. You know, traditionally not.
Not a huge buggy fan, but but post time skip, you know he's
had he's had some moments even within the the the movie we just
watched too Stampede. He was a fun little guy.
Not a huge fan of blonde buggy as mentioned in the in the

(43:45):
thing. I like his blue hair better, but
either way, you know so. I have.
I have a confession. All of the things that I've
acquired was in an effort to become a bad version of Batman,
but you've taken the only thing available to conceal my
identity. You're just trying to wrap us
up. Oh my God, but with way better

(44:08):
tools. I ain't picking us up's toy
cockroaches. I'm sorry.
Us up they ain't it. Oh.
No, what do you mean they they single handedly wiped out
Corona? Other than the fact that he
already had depression. All right, Final.
How dare you pick. You're welcome.
I really I've. I've just saved you the

(44:28):
tournament. That's all.
You're now. Now your parents can live and
not get killed by a random thiefor whatever.
Batman's back story is my parents for like, the 72nd time,
man. Yeah.
Now this this is where this is where it gets tough.
I'm looking at the options. Some are fun, others are there.

(44:50):
They're pieces. They're on the pile, I think, to
close out my team. You know what I you know what
you need. You need food for a for a good
trip, I'm picking the Odin soup.You need a.
Soup you. Need a Hardy a Hardy soup to go
on your trip. The going Luffy not very stocked

(45:10):
up on food right now and the only other remotely food item
here is cockroaches. So I'm going to, I'm going to
take a a hard pass on that and Idon't we're going to stock up on
some. Soup, I love that for you.
I think that soup also buffs. I think that's why it's on the
one pieces because like Luffy had some and then he was like, I
can beat anybody now. Yeah, yeah, I, I totally, I can

(45:33):
mix in a little bit of the brinefrom the pickled leg and, and
then I can, and then I can cook down some of Cocodo's wine and I
can make the Stew elevate that much higher.
Now you mentioned it, there's a lot of liquids on your.
There's a lot of liquids in there.
The soup. Soup.

(45:54):
Fruit. And I'll use Buggy's nose as a
garnish. Well, that if, if I'm not
mistaken that that is that is all 5 for you, correct?
That is all five. I have my entire list down.
OK well I unfortunately have nothing left to conceal my
identity so I'm going to go the Marvel route and just not
conceal my identity. My last item that I will thrift

(46:18):
from this list believe it or not, will be the coin because it
is still a magic coin that can SAP fucking brain power from the
wielder when they remove or whenthey give it to somebody else.
It literally it like absorbs brain power and then just
miraculously lands in somebody else's.
Oh. Thank God he's the one that
grabbed it, because if I was forced to get it, that means

(46:39):
anytime Brendan spends that coincoin, he's going to go bankrupt.
What? What?
What? You you just described the coins
power if you give that coin if. I if I gave you the coin.
You lose your. Brain power, correct?
Yes. What does that have to do with?
Bankruptcy though, because you won't understand money.
Oh, he's saying. That's what makes people bank.

(47:00):
He's. Equating it to Luffy's inability
to manage money also. Well, he just doesn't understand
money. He doesn't.
He doesn't think things cost money.
He's like, I like gold, but alsowhy can't I just, you know, eat
whatever I want without paying? Yeah, that's Nami's job.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all. Right, Devin, you've got a
choice of like four or five options here.

(47:21):
So my option that the last this is the last one right?
This is your very last pick. Well my last 1 is already gone
because it is lightning soldierscurrently invisible leg.
Because Goku. Already took it.
It's already gone. You're.
Never there. You're getting here.
From from the the just it's still gone.
Like I want the the invisible leg, but then I was like bro

(47:44):
what? What am I going to do with an
invisible leg? Like I don't, I don't need it.
In case you lose one year, go. Coons it's it's on go Coons
trophy rack. Hey guys, look, do you see this?
Do you see my leg, my invisible leg that I keep in my trophy
case? And then everyone looks at me
and goes like, Oh no, he's off his meds.
Oh no, he's been huffing his gold and his paint again.

(48:06):
Here's again, you gotta rememberpaint the picture.
You know you're talking to a goat.
You're the one clearly off your meds.
Well, that's that might be true too.
And he's got. A small bag on his mouth.
This is where I'd put my invisible leg trophy if I had
one. Wait, I do have one.
Wait, I do have one. It's invisible.

(48:27):
I just can't see it. I just.
Can't see it. You got to take that thing to
you know Brent Brendans big thing at the beginning of this
draft was monetizing some of these these one pieces.
I bet you could take that to some company that makes
prosthetics and weasel some money out of them by by
convincing them of that though the worthwhile ability of it.

(48:51):
Just just pantomime in the air, like you're holding something
heavy, like I've made an invisible prosthetic leg.
They're going to laugh me out ofthe building.
No one is going to give me the time.
We got to find, we got to find someone who's an actual amputee
and tell and like attack, replace their prosthetic with
the invisible leg. Yeah, so I can get.
So you want me to get in troublefor assaulting somebody?
Got it. Oh, you fucking oh.

(49:14):
Yeah, no, don't worry, don't worry.
An invisible leg that I can put on your your like on your Dory.
It's. Not It's not a joke.
I'm not a crackhead, I promise. You just, you just get them to
take their their prosthetic off for like 30 seconds and you
mouth the invisible. Conversation going Christian and
like you've. Not seen Guardians of the
Galaxy. There's a whole sequence where

(49:35):
he gets somewhat's leg. I I'm aware, but I'm also not a
talking raccoon that is also simultaneously an asshole that
wants a leg. Don't ask questions.
I need your leg. Don't worry, I have a
replacement for you. You're going to love it.
You're going to be able to walk like a normal person.
And I know that you think you can walk like a normal person

(49:55):
right now with this prosthetic, but trust me, this one's better.
Literally no one is going to give me the time of day that
that. That would be silly.
That'd be ridiculous. You wait and see, Brendan.
You're a doubter now, but when I'm on Shark Tank, you'll you'll
believe. OK, here we.
Go be on Shark Tank with our newbuddy.
Whoever we find, nothing's therebut.

(50:16):
The person standing perfectly fine.
How's he doing it? The only way you can make it
work is if you had a AA amputee.That would be the only way you
would get somebody to believe you.
Why would the double make a bit more sense?
Well, because then when they stand and they don't have legs,
but they see them levitated, they'll be like, wait a minute,
something's happening. I only have one invisible leg.
Yeah. That's what I'm saying dude.

(50:38):
That's why it doesn't work. They're not going to believe you
if they just see 11 legged dude or person.
Standing there, how hard is it, Brendan, Brendan, picture this.
We're on Shark Tank again, right?
The person, the person standing the person.
I'll bring you back to Shark Tank, Mr. Mr. Fantastic or
whatever, Mr. Wonderful sitting there.
He's waiting to hear your offer.And you have your, your person

(51:00):
with the prosthetic. They're standing there with,
with only presumably one leg OK,fine.
Their one leg could be really strong and they have really good
balance. But then Brendan, they lift that
one visible leg off the ground and they're still standing
there. OK so now I still need to find
an amputee that's willing to listen to me, not be a crackhead
and explain to them that I have an invisible like come across.

(51:22):
Someone, eventually, in the history of the entire world,
there's got to be one person willing to listen.
Oh man, brother, I don't know. That's a.
Time. That's going to happen.
I. I think the only way this works
is if you cut off your own leg and in that case I'm like I I
don't think the I don't think the buy in is worth it.
Just a hater, it's fine. Not everyone can be a believer.

(51:43):
Can't confirm. It's OK, we'll be in our
Lamborghinis with. Our $1,000,000 ideas, yeah.
You're, you're in on this all ofa sudden it's.
His It's his invisible leg. I'm just, I'm just the guy, the
front face of the company. Right.
Yeah, he does. He does own the OK.
I forgot who owned the leg. Yeah, it is.
It is. It is.
His leg, advocating for it. You were advocating so hard.

(52:05):
I was like, Christian, I don't want your fucking leg.
Yeah. I'm just, I'm here to help Devin
out anyway, so it's my turn. Yeah, sorry, sorry long tangent,
but I just, I needed to get thatoff my chest.
All right. You know, I think my final
selection here is going to be the pinwheel, because from what

(52:28):
I remember of it, it was damn near and destructible and it
never flew away in the wind. Yeah, I I think both of those
things are true. That's probably true, yeah.
It's. Pretty cool pinwheel.
It was pretty sweet, made not mehappy.
I ain't gonna lie though. What's what did we not pick
that's on this list? Well, the visible leg for one.
That's like. That's it.

(52:48):
Well, they're they're both. What all that?
The cops. Approaches, approaches and
godfall slash Goldie Rogers whistle.
Wait. No.
Did someone take? That nobody did take that, no.
Nobody picked it. Well, shit.
The word picked the pinwheels. Oh, I'm so dumb.
Oh. Wow.
Oh, what a what a. Loser get all of this.

(53:10):
Guy. To to be fair, to be fair, the
only reason I didn't pick the whistle is because I was afraid
that only Gonfal could hear. And I'm like, bruh, I don't, I
don't need a whistle like I need, I need a whistle that like
if I whistle into it, like a loved one will hear it for

(53:30):
anywhere around the world. Like that's, that's a, that's a
safety whistle. But what if it's like,
terrifying? That's a terrifying proposition.
I would never want that. Why?
Not. You do.
You want to whistle that that your loved one can hear when
you're in, only when you're in trouble, you're getting, you're
getting assaulted in the streetsand you want to blow this
whistle so that your girlfriend across the world knows that

(53:51):
you're getting assaulted. Yeah, so she can do something
about it. How was she gonna do?
You're, you're you're too limited.
You're way, way too limited. Way too limited.
What what I'm saying it first ofall, they can hear it so they
can follow it. That's that's another, that's
another important caveat, right?Because that's how Godfall
worked. Sure.
So assuming that we're talking about like abduction or we're

(54:13):
talking about like, oh, they're,I'm getting sent to the mill so
they can farm my, my fucking spleen or my, my kidney or
whatever. There's going to be some time
that can be utilized in this window with which I use my my
safety whistle. I mean, I mean, sure.
I'm just saying in the event that I'm still alive and

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conscious and abducted, I would like to have a safety whistle.
You think they're just going to let you keep the whistle on you
though. It's a magic whistle.
They don't know. They're just like, oh, it's a
whistle. Whistle I.
They don't have shit dude. Yet the invisible leg is where
you draw the line. Listen, I'm gonna, I'm gonna

(54:57):
hide it, all right? Hide.
It it was just bad that I was trying to monetize the invisible
leg. The whistle.
The whistle is whatever. Damn.
See, that's the coin talking. That's yeah, truly he he lost
all set. Well, he hasn't.
Spent it yet? That's his coin talking.
I haven't spent it yet. So I I still have all my brain
cells. Yeah, but as soon as soon as I
use this bad boy at my local Walmart.

(55:18):
Oh, buddy. You want some Odin?
Buddy, you're looking a little alittle famished there.
You think I'm stupid? I haven't spent my coin yet.
Get out of here. Wow, I'm just this is a one time
offer. I'm just don't ever ask for my
own soup beginning. I won't, as a matter of fact,
get the fuck out of here. OK, well I'm just gonna sail
away. Am I going loopy?
Sent by so you get around. You could keep that monstrosity.

(55:40):
I'm I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm going around in style, baby I.
Yeah, I bet I'm. I just wanted someone to create
fan art Goku. That's that was my whole like
logic for this whole thing. Just just draw.
Cocoon with a Marines uniform, Tashigi's glasses, the little
cross back here and invisible like.

(56:03):
It's real easy. It's real.
It's super easy to try the invisible like.
Our artists hate him because he picked the best product.
With this, with this one hack, this one art hack.
It's stupid AI tried to replicate that.
What? What?
Where does Goku keep the leg? Like how is it attached to his

(56:24):
body or or does he like have a sling stomach?
On his stomach so he could walk around and levitate he's.
Just. So go, he's aura farming.
He's just levitating over everyone.
He's constantly aura farming dude.
Holy shit, I love, I love too that like the the the invisible

(56:46):
leg now walks so smoothly. It doesn't have an up and down
motion, it just it just like. It's.
Basically a tank tread it just across the ground.
Yeah. Bro yeah we don't know what it
looks like because Goku erased it from the aether.
I mean, we know, we know what itlooks like.
It's just it's the Lightning soldiers invisible toy leg.

(57:12):
It's not even. It's not even the human.
Form toy leg. Wait, it's the toy leg it.
Literally does have the tread onit.
Yeah, it has wheels. Oh my God, you're right.
It's like, it's like a little roller skate.
So he he really can just or a farm.
Fuck Doku is so cool. Just fucking.

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Suffer off. Music.
Oh my God. Wait, that's good.
I like Oh my God. OK, here's what I need now.
I need, I need, I need our buddy.
Boy are we doing the fan art request.

(57:52):
I need our buddy to put it to put another one of those quizzes
in so that someone and then I'm going to throw so that Devin can
get the fan art request and we can do this.
That'd be pretty good. That'd be pretty.
Good. Oh my God, I need it.
Or a farming goat Coon. It was not on my bingo card

(58:15):
tonight. Or a farming goat Coon might be
the best thing. Oh fuck, that's so good all.
Right. Yeah, because like, I've also
just pictured, like, you know, like the purple haze above him,
like it's a below shot of him just floating in the air with a

(58:36):
dagger in his mouth. Chomping away on it.
Yeah, I like to imagine he's gotthe dagger in like 1 corner of
his mouth as if it were a cigar.And then way he can still chomp
on some paper whenever need to be.
Yeah, he took a He took a play out of Smokers book.

(58:57):
Absolutely. He's got a, he's got a a Belt
chain of cigar of cigars on his,but it's just rolled up.
Paper or or we pull up 4 kids and he's just chewing on it so
hard the the dagger that it's smoking.
Right, he's grinding it so hard.Yeah.

(59:20):
Man, that gave me that gave me avisceral reaction.
I flinched thinking about grinding my teeth on metal like
that. Or leather.
I don't have to worry about it though.
I know, but the visual, the visual image of just like
hearing, hearing that, that justjust made me shiver out.
I did not like that. Hey, hey, Dave, Dave the duck,

(59:40):
When you get to this part, please insert the appropriate
sound here, please. Do not.
That is the because the sheriff,I mean, luckily it's at the end
of the the episode here, so I I can just immediately turn it off
and not worry about the rest. But damn, that would that would
hurt my soul. Hey, who's Dave, by the way?
Our new editor or you know, no, he's a new editor.

(01:00:02):
But like, I don't mean to say asif he's like replacing anybody
part of the crew. Are you trying to step on
Dylan's toes over here? All right.
Nah, bro, Dylan calls on his cousin for support.
Stayed up. I don't know why he's.
Laughing. I'm being dead serious.
You know, I bet you. I know you are.
I know. I think that's why I'm laughing,

(01:00:23):
is that I know you are. I've lost control of my life,
Justin, and the fact that I knowyou're serious is really why I'm
laughing. He's like.
You lost control. You got a house, you got a girl.
What else do you need? Anna, Anna.
You even got the job. Painting away for a whole time
and a painting palette. And a coin.
And a boomerang. And some Epipens and milk.
You know I don't. I didn't want this coin.

(01:00:43):
Get the fuck out. We can't steal, but he could
just give it away well. There he goes.
I mean, I guess he spent it right that kind of suspending.
It did land in a well. Yeah, there was actually just a
giant pot of my Odin soup. That's noise.

(01:01:07):
What did you? What did you wish for?
What's the width? All right, well, he's he's
officially lost it. I wonder, actually.
Hey. Brendan, would you be interested
in my crypto currency? It's called Justin Coins.
Juice, Coin, Koi. I like coins shiny.
Wait, I wonder. I wonder if milk heals brain

(01:01:29):
injuries too. Let's see.
Hey, here you go, Brendan. I got some milk for you.
Is he lactose intolerant? Not to my knowledge.
But the milk doesn't heals. Doesn't seem like well I mean we
only know it heals physical injuries.
I just figured I'd try and see if it healed healed mental
affliction like. Milk tastes funny.

(01:01:49):
Well, we got our answer there. Wait, it tastes funny.
Is it expired? Maybe it was just expired.
Did. You give him the pickle jar.
No, I would never give Brendan my pickle jar.
Just a sip. Just a sip off the top.
Just a little. Just a little skim.
This is this is the only time we'll get a chance.
There's there's a fine item out of this pickle brine, man, I, I

(01:02:11):
got to be sparing with it more I, I, but it'll not it won't be
the same. I don't want to keep
transferring red. Food.
Soup Man. I don't want to keep putting red
food zest in pickled leg or leg in different pickle jars man.
Foodie jar look funny. Justin put the Afro on him and

(01:02:32):
see what happens. I am going to not do that
because I'm scared of what mighthappen.
No fun. Justin, go poo poo.
Yeah, Justin, go poo poo. Justin, go poo.
Poo juice boy, go dumb school. All right, I've cutting this

(01:03:02):
off. That's enough of that.
All right, well, thank you. Thank you for for joining us for
another draft, everybody. This one was great.
I, I, I loved this idea when when it was proposed and I'm so
glad we did it. Hopefully we may we can revisit
this at some other time when on the expansion of the the one

(01:03:23):
pieces list one day and and see what else we can pick up maybe
mid season or or next year's draft.
Just get some just get some additions.
Maybe, maybe, maybe we'll do some trading.
I don't know yet but but. Unlikely for me.
Yeah, I mean you, you, you, you,you went hard on this one.
If you got right now Goat Koon is serving and that is that's

(01:03:48):
that's that's really that's really what's composed.
And you've been served? Yeah.
But thank you for for joining mebuddies.
Thank you for listening. Before we close it out, let me
let me paint the picture for theaudience at home.
So my goal here tonight was to give myself the sickest
Halloween costume. And unfortunately losing the

(01:04:09):
marine costume outfit uniform really hindered that.
But you know, I got a sick waiver.
I got the Afro, I got the soda king mask.
The spatula is just kind of there for flavor and I got a
pinwheel I think. I'm think I'm looking pretty
fly. Once you said the spatula, I
literally thought of the hash slinging slasher from SpongeBob.

(01:04:31):
No, Maybe. Maybe it could be me?
I mean, but it's like the actualguy.
It's like first you see like themenacing shadow and the Justin
steps out. He's like I.
Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you?
I'm here to bake you a cake. And also melt the holes, melt
the hole on your wall because I can just do those special.

(01:04:51):
Because I have that ability. And then, and then Big Mom bust
down the door and she goes cake cakey.
What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be at the

(01:05:15):
reverie still? I'm sorry, sorry I everyone was
talking about Mamas recently. I just I I thought I heard my my
native call. Oh yeah, yeah, that's
understandable. Is Brendan a mother?
No. What's eager on you, fool?
Brendan's over there in the corner, still in the with it
like his dumb face. I don't.
Know what's? Going on, I can hear a ma ma.

(01:05:35):
Ma from across the world the same way Gone Falls Whistle
works every time we've ever doneit as a podcast warm up, showing
up. Just as a wild aside, the fact
that you guys didn't put my machine gun hair in the one
piece is kind of crazy. Just saying.
Oh shit, you know. I mean.
We could do right now. Yeah, he had a bunch of machine
guns in his hair back in the what was what was the, the, the

(01:05:59):
whiskey. The what do you call those?
The the hair curlers, rollers, hair rollers.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
That they were barrels for machine guns.
Yeah, they're Alabaster standardstandard.
Issue Yeah. Oh shit, I gotta visit Alabama
just more often. Well, we were a militarized
state up until relatively recently.
Yeah. I mean, I didn't see anybody

(01:06:19):
else using them. So I'm just, I'm just, it was,
are they one-of-a-kind or? Well, I I killed them all.
Oh, oh, you killed all the otherusers of the hair machine guns.
Yeah, I wanted to make sure thatI was like the expert in the
field, you know what I'm saying?So they're standard issue, but
for one person, no. No, they're standard issue.
They're no longer standard because they're all dead now.
And that's the issue and they'reno longer standard.

(01:06:46):
So yeah, we're throwing on the One Piece list now, right?
Just for the future. You can.
You can put it in your own one pieces list if you want, sure.
Jesus fucking Christ, nothing changes.
Nothing ever changes. Nothing.
Ever. Changes.
Things change all the time. We crossed off Brooks violin
when it was no longer viable. I hear you, Justin.

(01:07:08):
I'm here for you, buddy. We know, brother, we know.
It's like that meme format wherethey take the Sonic the
Hedgehog. Like seeing where Knuckles is
just going approved. That's my aunt to get what I'm
talking about. I admittedly no clue.

(01:07:31):
I have seen this before. I'll show it later.
Yeah, offline, I've also seen, have have seen, have seen.
Damn, I'm the only one out of the loop.
RIP me. Nobody wanted the cockroaches,
huh? Too.
Real. Too real you?
Know nobody wanted a bunch of toy cockroaches, huh?
Yeah, I don't. Know it's that made the list
that's that's the kind of tear for sure.
I mean, because they, because they will look real.

(01:07:52):
Like Justin said, they just keptwearing wriggling.
There's there's no reason why the door.
Is all it took. That's not meant to be open.
All right, thanks for listening to everybody.
Follow us on social medias, Instagram, TikTok, watch our
reels. Do give us the views.
We need them. They're great.
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(01:08:14):
We have a whole host of lovely, lovely people there.
They're great. We have movie nights.
They talk about the show, they talk about the manga, when the
when the when the when that stuff drops and and and much
more. We have game nights every every
now and then, usually about oncea month.
It's it's great. It's a good time.
And occasionally we do live recordings.

(01:08:35):
If you're if you're listening tothis last week we we did, I
don't know, two weeks ago. Wait, Stampede.
Stampede come out Many. Moons ago.
Many moons ago the. Stampede episode came out today.
Yeah, as of this recording. So last week you you're, you're
you probably listened to Stampede.
We filmed that live in front of our studio audience and, and the
Discord. And you too could be part of

(01:08:57):
that Group One day if you just join the Discord.
Yeah. By by merch.
We've got Red Bubble store stillup.
Got stickers? You can get one of your own.
You can you can own your own pickled foot.
Pickled leg. Zeph's pickled leg specifically
is up there as a sticker. It's great.
Love it. I have mine on my water bottle

(01:09:19):
so I can imagine I'm drinking the lovely brine every day that
I that I hydrate and getting those electrolytes in.
Thank you, Justin. And, you know, rate US five
stars wherever you listen to podcasts and and leave reviews.
And be sure to listen to next week's episode, because we don't
know what the fuck that's going to be.

(01:09:40):
No, we know it's going to be. I don't know it's going to be
you do. Know what it's going to be?
We literally talked about it earlier today.
Brother, we've been on this, we've been on this spot, this
recording for like almost two hours now.
It was. My brother and grace, it's only
been an hour. Justin, did you, did you take
the coin that Brendan had or what?
Eager on me. I didn't even realize you were
still here. All the time.

(01:10:02):
No, I, I realize that now, but I, I figured you'd just get
addled after after a little while.
But all right, cool. Listen.
Tyler's faking. I gotta watch over this guy over
here. That's fair.
I mean, you, you want to be on the show from now on, honestly.
Yeah, sure, sure. Have you?
Why? Why not?
I got nothing going on. They're not worried about.
No, wait, Igrom, Igrom, you got negotiate here man can't get
what he wants. You got to trade.

(01:10:24):
You know your position on the podcast.
We said no trades for. That's true.
We said no trades that didn't, that didn't just apply to the
one pieces. Negotiations have fallen.
Negotiations have. Negotiations have failed yet
again. How has it only been an hour?

(01:10:53):
I feel like I've lost years of my life tonight.
That's that's good time. When you're having fun, you're
having. That's.
Good juice boy. Go playground with Brandon.
Yes, we can. We can go to the playground.
Someone give him his coin back. No, that means we'll lose our
brain. No it doesn't.
Yes. Oh no, it does.
It does. I I can I can show you.

(01:11:14):
Without using your brain. Bro well not if I hear what if I
show it show him the the Odin soup jar that is but.
Also like what happened? Like does it guarantee break
just like double the effect of lost brain?
Oh shit, there's a coin? Double it to give it to the next
guy and take from the next guy. It does.
No, no, I I I know all about this coin.

(01:11:36):
It actually, it came from Alabaster.
Yeah. The next person that touched it
just sucks up brain power. It also implants it in the next
user, but unfortunately, as soonas you relinquish ownership.
Yeah, no, it's, it's stuck in the coin, brother.
Well, I guess, I guess that means I have Brendan's Brendan's
brain power now. Pretty much, yeah.
How do you feel about stocks? I'll love them.

(01:11:57):
I buy, I sell low. You know what my tips though?
If you if you put that coin in in like a robot brain, that
might work. But I would still lose my brain.
Coming back, question mark. I mean I was giving you ideas.
I, I, I I don't know any problem.
I know how I'll trick the system.
I'll just I'll put a slot, a coin slot in the in the robot's

(01:12:19):
brain and that way the coin willthink I'm putting in the bank,
ergo still believing that it is my money, but it's inside the
robot, giving the robot the brain.
This is perfect. All right, Brendan, come here.
I like it. Let me just open up that back
panel that I installed a while ago, Brendan Bot.
Lives. And.

(01:12:42):
Rebooting, rebooting, rebooting.Approximately 3 hours remain.
God, rebooting. Alright, well, rebooting.
We'll see you guys next week when Robot Brendan is finally
back. The You've been missing him.
You've been clamoring for him. He's back hopefully.
You know, the Wi-Fi in here is kind of bad.

(01:13:03):
So it says 3 hours now, but who knows how long that'll take.
And you know, Devin likes to stream real late and that takes
up. Anyway, 2 hours and 59 minutes
remain. It's going going steady so far.
All right. Well, TuneIn next week to see if
Breadbot is back and better thanever.
Everybody, thank you. Come on.
Bye I. Love you.