One Piece Eps 860-862

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(00:00):
Hey, yo, what up guys? How you doing tonight?
How you doing tonight? Hey, what's going on, dude?
My back hurts. Dudes, you know you'll you'll
never guess what I did this evening.
What'd you do tell us? Well, I, you know, OK, so I, I,
I asked you guys if you could get into the, the studio a
little bit early today. Now, unfortunately we still
started a little late. That's on me.

(00:21):
I came in a little bit too late.So I apologize.
Thank you for being here on time.
It just me that it was ruining it as always, but I wanted to
show you something. So I pay, I mean, you know, I
might have paid a contractor relatively recently to yes, yes,
I, I paid a contractor. So remember how we've been
talking about how we were kind of getting a little sick and

(00:42):
tired of the traffic and, you know, there was that one snafu
of trying to take the bullet andup downtown and whatnot, and
suddenly we started getting likefines and now the city's like
kind of trying to get our go. Well, you know, I just, I took
it upon myself to pay somebody to give us a little bit of
locale flexibility, if you know what I mean.

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I feel like I'm, I don't, I don't know where this is going.
I'm scared and I'm I don't know what to expect.
Devin, Devin, if, if you could, there's a there's a big orange
button right there next to your next to your wall.
You see it over there? Yep, Yep.
OK. Other left, other left.
Literally it was a 5050 shot. You missed it.

(01:24):
So not this red button. No, not, no, not not the red
button. That's that's for something else
completely, entirely, entirely different.
But I want to press that one. Well, worry about the red
button. Luckily, the red.
But luckily there's two more buttons, two more red buttons
that need to be pressed at the same time, so as long as he
doesn't have the mochi for then we're good.
Yeah, yeah, right. Sure.
Anyway, but but can you please bring your focus to the orange

(01:47):
button on the other side of of of the wall?
This one. Correct.
That is, that is the button in question.
Evan, please, please, if you could, could you press the
button? I don't wanna.
But what? God damn it I'm not.
Fuck are there. Hey, hey, you guys feel that?
Do you feel that? What's?
Happening. This feels pretty.

(02:10):
Good. You guys, I took it upon myself
to add treads to our building. We can go anywhere, baby.
The whole building? Hell yeah.
What about we don't own the whole?
Well, now we do. And we can.
We can take wherever we want. You know all you know, rules be
damned. Brendan, I asked.

(02:32):
Where did you come up with the funds for this?
What do? You mean where I come up with
the funds for this? I, I, I walked up to Jordy and I
said, hey, can I please crack this Piggy Bank?
And he's like, yeah, sure, whatever.
I'm not using that. And it it, there they were.
They pooped up like got a leg out of the blue.
I have bills to pay. Well, that's a you problem.
Sorry about your bills, right? Now actually that's a you
problem they we're talking about, we're talking about

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podcast funds here, all right. So what?
Yeah, you can. You decide to be later tank.
Treads are better use of funds. Well, yeah, I mean, we think
about all the tax money that we're going to save now that we
don't have to stay within the city limits, right?
Like we can, we can go out in the middle of nowhere.
I'm pretty sure this is a fine, not.
If they don't catch us, head out, head out to.

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Sea baby, does it even have turn?
Signals. Podcast at sea.
You know, I, I think the contractor asked me about turn
signals and I was just like, I don't know, do you have

(03:35):
stickers? And he was like, absolutely.
So there's definitely some stickers back there.
Yeah, this is not Rd. legal. So anyway, yeah, I hope you guys
enjoy it. So hey now let's let's take it
on down to Leo. How about this?
How about we take it down to the, to the nice crazy sea line.
I haven't seen the sea in, in inso many years.
Well, probably since like yesterday actually, because I

(03:56):
could walk there myself. But you know, I just I let's
take the whole building there. Let's get a good view of the
view of the highlights. It's a good thing.
It's a good thing we soundproofed this entire this
entire room because otherwise Dylan would have a fucking
nightmare trying to edit out thegrinding sound that's probably
going on outside. Well, especially since all the
all the screaming people out there, yeah.

(04:17):
Yeah, the bone crunching I hear that doesn't come out of audio
waves very well. No, no, it does not.
Yeah. Then thankfully our
soundproofing is top notch. But.
But yeah, you know that that's what I did this past week.
How are you guys doing? Does anyone want to read the
summary or? Yeah, I guess while we're on the
way, might as well finish the episode and then we can, we can

(04:38):
bask in the glory after after after we're done.
But yeah, I'll read a summary. Chaos and courage collide as the
fire tank pirate storm Takao Island.
Oven holds Chiffon hostage, demanding Beji's surrender, but
the fearless captain answers with gunfire, revealing that the
Nostra Costello can travel on land.

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Veggie barrels through the Big Mom pirates, clearing a path as
Sanji hoists the wedding cake onto the ship.
Meanwhile, Luffy continues his high stakes escape through the
Mirror World, leaping from island to island.
As he dodges Big Mom. He reflects on Raley's training,
realizing that facing Katakuri isn't just about survival, it's

(05:20):
about a chance to strengthen hishockey and push himself beyond
his limits. With the wedding cake safely
aboard the ship, the Fire Tank Pirates race to sea, but Alvin
boils the ocean in pursuit. In a heartbreaking moment of
sacrifice # intervenes, strikingOven just long enough to ensure
Chiffon and her son Pez can escape.

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As the seas turn, the Sunny is cornered by Big Mom's fleet.
However, Carrot reveals a new power.
With a full moon above, she activates Soolong form,
transforming into a Radiant Warrior of Destruction.
She launches into battle, turning the tide and giving the
Straw Hats a fighting chance. Back in the Mirror World, Luffy

(06:01):
returns to face Katakuri once more, not just to win, but to
evolve it. Was it was really funny when
when Luffy just comes back and then Katakuri's like, so you,
you really came back. I'm like, what, what, what's
your deal? Do you want to like, you know,
beg forgiveness, join our crew? Like what's what's happening
here? And he's like, I'm going to beat
you. Katakuri's like beat ass.

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Katakuri's like, man, this fucking shit again, All right?
How many times I got to teach you this lesson, young?
Young with a snapper Young. With a snapper.
But yeah, you know, there's a decent set of episodes.
I think right. Yeah, these fun.
These were pretty. Interesting.
However, there was a couple things where I was like, did did
they really think that they got us like?

(06:43):
Do they really think that they got us?
Explain. Elaborate.
OK, so First off, was it really that surprising that the the
boat could go on land? I have the same thought.
Can I, can I, can I be that guy for a minute?
I'm going to be that manga that like manga snob on this one for
a second. I'm not going to say the tank
treads were a secret at any point in the manga, but this

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scene is not nearly as drawn outin the manga as it is in the
they they really milked this one.
I feel like I remember, I remember in the manga, it was
literally just like, hey, I've got your wife.
And then like two or three panels later, Beji's like, you
have my wife, but I have a boat.Then there's just like like

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ramps up onto the island. It's not this like, oh man,
Beji, what are you going to do? Are you going to take that from
him? And then like shoots in the
face, then goes like, oh, could you see that that happened?
Like, I'm not saying it didn't happen, but it wasn't, it wasn't
the spectacle that we got in this set of episodes.
It was a. Different kind of spectacle.
It wasn't a it wasn't a drama. It was literally just like it

(07:49):
was like a page and a half long segue or segment of bet you just
being like, you don't know how much of that crazy I I got in me
actually. Now, my favorite bit that
happened during that these episodes involves the tank as
well, which is he's going to go up and the oven is like, I'm

(08:10):
going to stop this tank and it'sjust crunch.
That was a good bit, so I don't know for sure if that bit
happened in the manga, but I'm so glad it happened here because
that's a great bit. Like it just like we, we, we got
baited before and I was like, Ohno.
Or is he going to stop it? Is it going to be a whole thing?

(08:32):
Nope. Just crunch.
In the show, they kind of they kind of curved your expectations
by making it run the fuck over the guy.
Yeah, should have killed him, but whatever, it's fine.
I take what I can get. Have you seen how much muscles
on that guy? Dude, he he probably didn't even

(08:53):
how. Many muscles runners like 5000
tons of wooden steel Nah. Dude, you put, you put that guy
in a hydraulic press, he he's beating the press.
The press breaks. The press is going to break.
The press melts. He might, he might have not have
enough mass to overtake it, but he's definitely not going to.
He's not going to fall. Victor 10,000°.

(09:15):
Knife versus hydraulic press? Why hasn't anyone thought of
this crossover? Unless they have and I haven't
seen it. I'm sure they have.
I'm I'm all but certain that it's happened at some point in
time. But a little did I realize that
when I was watching One Piece today that I was going to be
reliving the glory days of the 3000° knife versus a hydraulic

(09:39):
press. My God, who would have thought?
We got our answer too. The hydraulic press always wins.
So it's almost. Like that's how you make knives.
No what? No.
Whoa. We're we're very out of date on

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this. Eight years ago somebody named
experiment at home did hot knifeversus 100 ton hydraulic press.
They don't say how hot the knifeis, but it's hot.
Is it like, yeah, you know, theydidn't know that the, the click
bait is best when you throw likeat least a 1,000,000%, like a
1,000,000° figure on that or something like that.
Not that they ever measure it. They're just like million degree

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knife versus hot press. And then like maybe you're lucky
the, the, the dudes will put like a thermometer on it one
time and then they're like, Oh yeah, it's, it says that it's a,
you know, you know, like 1000 C,which, you know, if you round up
in Kelvin, it might be a milliondegrees.
This guy these other two videos actually have there's there's

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the Hydraulic Press Channel. Looking at these videos.
Oh, I, I am. I'm, I'm enthralled now.
Me. And me, I'm just reminiscing
about the the days of when the the hot knife videos are all
the. Guys and this guy got his knife
even up to 1000° C, not even Fahrenheit.
Wow, look at this guy. Anyway, all right.
That's that C. Yeah, I've been getting run over

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by the by the tank was was was peak for sure.
It's just so it's so unceremonious too.
It's just dramatic moment oven. I'm going to stop there and then
just done gone. You know the best too, is that
there's some goons on the sides who are like no oven, get out of
there. You you're not going to he's
going to run you over and then oven's like you think I'm some

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car to park. Of course I'm not going to get
Eddie got run. Of course I can stop this measly
like I think the. Crunch sound effect was really
so good, like pretty sure they just took like crackers and just
like cracked them into the microphone.
Yeah, it was the easiest day of the sound guys life.

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He's like, I don't even have to dig into my pool of Dragon Ball
Z sound effects for this one. I can.
I can make this one at home. I can make this one at home in
the office. You have to bag of chips.
You don't even have to make it. Just find any, any chiropractor
thirst tribe chiropractor video out there and just and just RIP
one of those. Find anybody north of 30 and

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then just put the microphone next to their knees.
That's. What I'm saying dude.
Sweats. Listen, it's me too, brother.
Don't even worry. I've been.
I've been on that life for years.
Yeah, but shout out to Veggie for for going back for for
chiffon. Am I right boys?
Was there ever a doubt in anyone's BI?

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No, there was there was never a doubt.
I'm just saying shout out again to the to the good father, the
good husband. Do you that did that.
You wouldn't. You wouldn't expect out of out
of a character like Beji. But we've got him, and I love
him for it, yeah. You know, Beji, obviously, he's
like very clearly a bit of a throwaway energy when we first
meet him back in Saba ODI. I mean, I'm pretty sure he he

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doesn't even have like any time to shine.
He's one of the few that didn't get attacked by Kizuru back in
the day. I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure he just, and he's just kind of like existed.
Yeah, he just, he just, like, bounced.
He's immediately like, oh, shit,the Navy's here.
I'm getting out of here. Never see him again.
We just have this random fuckingAl Capone looking at us.

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Motherfucker. I remember.
I think even Devin was like, oh,boy.
I wonder where they got the inspiration for this guy.
I will. I will admit it.
I was that guy that was like, ohgeez.
I wonder what inspired this motherfucker here.
But no bet. Bet she's cool.
I like, I like. He's a he's a good throwaway

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guy. I I wasn't there, but the the
gag where he puts a sign up telling everyone where the straw
hats were going. I love that.
That was like about best part ofthose episodes.
I think those episodes wanted to.
Give it. I wanted to give the sign.
I I also think he wanted to giveit directly to the sign, which I

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thought was lunacy, but here we are.
It's a great bit great. Bit so good.
And he's here for a good time, man.
And, and he's, he's loyal, loyalas they come.
And you wouldn't believe it froma dude who's made a livelihood
out of actually just assassinating everyone he's ever
worked. For I'm I'm conflicted with his

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personality because it seems inconsistent but it's also just
a vibe. I guess like when he's the boss,
he's literally like, you want towork for this guy, he's your
guy. But if if he works for you, you.
You run for. The you're gonna, you're gonna
die at some point. Yeah, like you just need to

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accept that if he's ever like on, like on your payroll for any
reason, you are not safe. You are not safe at night.
I. Feel like that was like like I
thought I had before, which is just like, why would anyone
wanna bring him on if he's known?
Absolutely. Made his way, I guess, Like, Big
Mom is just like, such like a heavy hitter that she was.

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Like, he has a history of murdering every single boss he's
ever had. And literally everyone,
including Jim Bay, knows this. And she's just like, yeah, but
you'd never do that to me. I don't even think it's that
she's she's thinking I'm fuckingbig Mom, dude.
Like I'm you can't fucking touchme.
Fucking try. Yeah, I fucking do.

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You 5 kids. I like that.
I like that mentality though. But like then all the other
siblings, I'm shocked that any of them would give him a modicum
of trust at any point in the relationship between them
because his only back story is Ilike killing my boss and none of

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the other children are like that's us.
None of them, none of them sussed that out.
Yeah, the only hole here is is that when Veggie does do his
plot during the wedding, people are surprised.
No one should be surprised. Why are they so?
Nobody should be surprised. No one should be surprised.
There should be absolutely 0 surprise whatsoever.

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This is 100% on brand for this motherfucker.
Activate Contingency 7 for when Veggie inevitably tries to
betray us. You know, we should have had a a
plan in place since day one. In case.
We don't know why he's here, we just know he has some purpose
that isn't joining our crew permanently.
Yes, Gary, I, I totally agree with you, but you know, I, I,

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they're stupid, I guess, And andthat's why we're here and now
we're here and you know what? We still get this cool version
of veggie. So I'm here for.
It I'm totally here for it. I love veggie.
Veggie's great. And I like chiffon too.
It it, it does. It does her harm my heart to see
the back story of a chiffon justgetting literally beat the fuck
out by Big Mom for just looking like little poor girl.

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Yeah, it's it's poor woman. Yeah, it's it to see a we
already kind of knew basically what her back story looked like,
but they see it more specifically how she's just
getting slapped around and berated verbally by Big Mom more
thinking that she's a failure and for looking like Lola.

(17:12):
Just awful. 12 LB who all all hewants to do is be a father and
he's he's completely been cut out of his own children's life.
From day one, what we talk. About now you mean?
You mean medium mom? What the fuck is that?
What do you? Wait, whoa, what do you mean?

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What's that thing? She's still?
She's still Big Mom. Medium Mom.
No. She's just employing.
She's employing the loopy strategy of just be really
active and lose all the weight. Yeah, exactly.
I hate this. Why?
Why? Do you hate this?
This isn't the first time we've played this.
Game. We do this all the time.

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Where'd it go? I think only the protagonist.
Gets to do this. Shut shut up dude, Don't don't.
Where to go? Yeah, that shit happens with the
protagonist too, don't get me wrong, but it's just been 600
episodes of us seeing it that I just, you know, Stockholm's did.
Right, so Stockholm is again. The Stockholm ain't gonna stag.
Just keep. It going.

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It just, it was so jarring, likeI was like, is this just where
they're trying to like rebrand her?
Nah dude, they already. They already showed you she
could be skinny in the the the flashback you saw 5 minutes
prior with Palin. Why are you?
Guys both acting like I'm crazy.You are crazy.

(18:37):
This happens all the time. That's a big.
Mom, who cares? Get over it, brother.
Yeah, this is the world we live in.
Who cares if it's Big Mom? I'm the only one outraged.
I I can't I because this is crazy.

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Dude, how you could be outraged?This is crazy characters
characters lose weight on a dimeall the time.
They fucking grew their teeth back, Devin, by drinking milk.
That makes sense. No, my God.
It's a thing in the universe. They all agreed on it.

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They even acknowledged it. That makes sense.
Right, right. So everyone in this universe
will lose fat if they burn calories.
In fact, I can tell you that's even true in our universe.
Heresy. Impossible.
Brother, no consume. I'm going to.
I'm going to press these three red fucking buttons right now.

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Do it. Don't, please.
No, no, no. Not all three.
Please. You don't want to know what
happens when you press all three.
Where is the third one. It's in Dylan's cage.
Yeah, we don't. We, we really, That's what I'm
most afraid of. We don't want to mess with Dylan
right now. Yeah.
Dylan. Dylan is not to be trifled.
With yeah, these two are actually decoys.
Dylan. Dylan is the only real one.

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The others to make us feel like we're important.
So I can press it. Dylan says the only yeah, you
can press it, it's fine. It's just it's a, it's a
staples. That was easy button.
We just took the label off. Christian, why are you telling
him all of our secrets? Because it'll be funny when we
actually do when when his chair actually launches into the sky

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after he presses it, thinking he's going to press.
That was easy. Well, I'm already pressing it.
My chair is not moving. Yeah, it's on a.
Timer. It's on a Redstone timer.
Oh. OK, OK, chicken jockey.
OK, moving on. Why would you do that?

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Why? Would you bring that?
Into this sacred. Place in my Christian Minecraft
server? Yeah, by my my Minecraft server.
How dare you bring those words into my sacred home.
Watch that. Stupid night tomorrow, save
space. I can't believe that 2 words

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have become such a meme so quickly.
What? Like what happened?
What happened to society? We need anything to distract us
from the horrors of everyday life, Brendan.
I guess if. Jack Black yelling chicken
jockey is what's going to do it for me.
Then God damn it, I'm going to latch on.
Chicken jockey. Damn.
It. All right, well, back to the

(21:31):
back to the anime that Devin's outraged about.
Yeah, this was, this was great. I'm totally fine, dude.
Big Mom lose, sorry with Media Mom making her debut.
In the set of episode that. Because she's medium.
She is big mom to medium mom. She's medium now.
She. Is she's medium point?
Do they call her media mom? It's Big Mom.

(21:53):
Oh, so now you're concerned withhow big she?
Is they call her Mama, so she's just medium Mama I.
Hate you. The facts I don't, I don't know
what to. Tell she's medium in size and
big in spirit. How about that?
I hate you both. Because she is still she is
still big in in personality right now.
Oh yeah, she's very big in personality.

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Outside of outside of the still constantly yelling cake, cake,
cake, cake, wedding cake. I, I, I think this is the part
in the dub where we actually started to get some flavour,
where she, instead of just shouting wedding cake 24/7, she
starts going like, oh, you're going to give me my cake?
Like dumb shit like that. I'm like, oh, we're changing it
up a little. Bit yeah, like once, once per

(22:36):
set of episodes we get some other flavor in there, but it's
still largely just shouting wedding cake.
Yeah, I kind of like just mentally treat it like like,
like when I'm sitting at home and I hear like a fire truck
flying by, like just ignoring. The siren, it is kind of like
that. It's.
It's training you to just like be completely non cognizant of

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when she says the words wedding cake.
Just like, Oh yeah, don't worry about that.
That's that's that's. Different types of cakes this
entire time and I have glossed over every single one.
I am not paying attention to words like I'm out of her mouth.
Well she's definitely always screaming wedding cake because
she specifically wants wedding cake.
Which is the problem. They can't just make another

(23:19):
cake, they have to make a beautiful wedding.
Tell you what did bother me about about Medium Mom in these
episodes, the fact that she justfucking teleports to wear the
straw hats are I should say the Sunny is 1.
One episode she's on peanut island and Luffy is there after
having been teleported there andthen he teleports away.

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And then later in the same episode she's managed to catch
up to the sunny somehow. But now that she's there, we've
slowed down again, so she can't actually.
So we so that more plot can happen well.
She ran out of gas. The apparently, yeah, the
lighter. She she, she bast.
Her, she doesn't go. Yeah, no, she, well, I mean,

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Christian, this is how she became media mom.
She burned through all that energy to gain speed, close the
gap. But now that she's closed the
gap, she's she's like she's trying to retain the last of her
energy before she becomes, I don't know, lanky mom.
Yeah, I don't know, Small mom, Iguess.
I I, I feel like small would be.She's not getting shorter, she's

(24:24):
just getting is. She isn't she, though, because
in that flashback with Pound, she's like kind of shorter too.
Honestly. But maybe, maybe, maybe that's
just because she's standing nextto pound, and pound is also
fairly large for a man, but I don't know.
Yeah, pound is pretty big. Pound is pretty big.
He's sick. He is he a thick boy, you know,
speaking about we haven't even talked about pound.
Yo, poor guy, right? Nah, he I took it.

(24:46):
The. Oh, you think that's a He I
moment? I think he's definitely all
right. Yeah, I think he's alive.
Oh, really? I think he's fine.
It's. Jam I feel bad for him.
Don't get me wrong. That that my my mental anguish
for the man and everything he's gone to is different from the
fact that he's been stabbed by by Oven now or sliced.

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He was like, yeah, there's a shot of of Oven behind him with
a sword swinging it on him. It could be Jelly.
He was definitely in like decapitation stance.
I don't. I don't know what you're on
about. I look, I agree that that is
too. Live leaks to know that he's all
right. I don't know what that's
supposed to mean, but I I can tell you that this is still one

(25:30):
piece. And even if he's standing in
perfect, he could have been in in fucking stocks, dude.
And I would have been like, yeah, he fine.
They could have had his head actively on a guillotine and I
would have been. Yeah, he's cool.
What are these taking? So are you?
Are you convinced that Pedro's fine?
He's. I too have.
OK, actually, actually, Brendan,I, I think that I think the the

(25:53):
show just gave us the way that they're going to, they're going
to save Pedro, right? So.
So. So all this time we just assumed
that that he was wiped off the face of the earth right with the
explosion. Turns out he probably didn't
actually die. He was just laying there within
an inch of his life. And now, now that it's now that
what? Do you mean turns out how do we,

(26:14):
how do we get this knowledge? What, what, What brought us to
this? I'm basing this entirely off of
Carrot's new power up to Soolongmode.
So my my new theory now, and I hate it, is that Pedro has been
laying on that ground all this time, within an inch of his
life. And the, the full moon's going

(26:34):
to come up and he's going to go,oh, wait, I can, I can live
through this. If I just go Soolong mode and I
get power up and then he's goingto power up and he's going to
show up in power up mode and somewhere.
And it's going to be like, oh, shit, Pedro's back.
And then, and then we're going to be like, how did you survive?
And then, I don't know, they're going to make up some other
bullshit about how we lived through the initial explosion

(26:54):
and then managed to keep himselfalive until full moon and then
and then he's back. Christian, I have an even worse
theory that makes even more sense.
Go on. Here we go.
Same thing, except for instead of him going Suong mode, he just
is himself right? And he comes back to convince
Carrot to let the the mode go away so that she doesn't die.

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And then. Like he's like he's not not only
is he I, but he's going to catchup and then be the reason that
carrot gets out of too long mode.
Yep. All right, listen, you know I
I'm a huge proponent of the willof P, but y'all are letting it
like infest your fucking brains all right, like you need to just
embrace. That.
Maybe. Maybe Otis finally dealing with

(27:39):
stakes. Maybe there's consequences to
losing and infiltrating. Oh well.
Older doesn't serve steak that he only.
He only draws ham. He only does ham bones.
He don't do steaks. So we don't do all that steak
stuff. He doesn't.
He doesn't do porterhouses here.He only does a roasted, roasted

(28:00):
chicken. Listen, brothers, I'm telling
you you're you're. If this was an episode 150, I'd
believe you, but we're at what, 860?
Nah, Cap. No better time to start than
right now. No better time than.
The I mean there was no better time to start whatever,

(28:22):
whenever. Bodies that are behind us, look
at them. Yes, I see them.
What about them? That's my point.
There's only three. Yeah, but that's everything.
He kills people. Yeah, there's people.
He kills three. That's proof right there that he
does. Three.
There are three of them. Actually, I don't even know if
there's three. I might be lying.

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If I was going to say, who's thethird one going?
To ask you to name. I was really, I was really
curious who your third option was going to be.
Maybe it was Sanji because he's dead to me.
I don't know. Right, it's okay.
How is he dead to you when you enjoy this whole putting in him
dynamic thing? What are you talking about?
Joy. Something.
While hating the other half. Died, sure.

(29:04):
Cult classics. I don't think people hate those
but also love them. Meanwhile, I'm having a great
time at like putting being like damn, Sanji, That was pretty
fire. That was pretty cool.
Fuck, I, I, I really, I really. He's finally he's finally got
somebody fucking soon during forit or I'm sorry, not soon

(29:26):
swooning for him. Yeah, that's the word I'm
thinking of. What a man.
And he's totally oblivious. He doesn't even care.
He doesn't even notice. Idiot.
He notices. I yeah, I don't think that's
true. I'm pretty sure you notice it
that. Might be true.
I I'm pretty sure he has actively addressed it on like
two different time, two different occasions during when
they were in the, the kitchen orwhatever, man.
I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll stay over here on my I, I don't

(29:50):
like this train and you guys canhave this one.
That's fine. I'll I'll have that one.
I don't care. I'll, I'll fucking slurp that
shit up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But I think pound's big dead forsure.
That was fucking decapitation stance.
Yeah, until I see a body, yeah. It is red flag mode too with all
the flashback stuff, but yeah, that's.
All I'm saying bro, the only red.
Flag I see is Jim Bass. I don't.

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I still don't understand this, but yeah.
It's raised up. You know what I remembered the
other day, Devin? What's that?
Yeah, we were supposed to come back to the table, the recording
table, about maybe a month ago now with a bet for each other
and we still haven't done that. Like you needed to make a bet or
you needed to like. We did make a bet, but because
we're both terrible at thinking on our feet for stuff, we, we

(30:36):
agreed to come back the next week.
We, we made a bet on whether Jinbei was going to die or not.
And he's convinced, obviously, as we know, that Jinbei is going
to die. So we bet that Jinbei would die,
and I bet that Jinbei wouldn't die and that he'd be on the crew
and totally, really alive. And so we put a bet on it and
then I said we'll come back nextweek with the stakes.

(30:56):
And then now we're a month. Now we're a month past that.
And we hadn't addressed it untilright this very moment where
neither. Of us still have I feel like I
feel like we could still do thisbut hold on I I have AI have a
personal request go on if there is a Jimbe death being foreseen
here, I think an end date or time.
It needs to be. Established by the end of the

(31:18):
arc, Jimbei will be dead. Yeah, that's the end of the arc.
Parameters. Oh, OK, fair enough.
Well, yeah, you guys should fucking make some steaks, dude.
Do it. Do it up.
You got any ideas? Talking to me, yeah.
You, you want me to put the betsdown?
Like I'll just, I'll make it really hard on whoever I feel

(31:38):
like because I already know who's the winner, who the
winner's going to be. So I'll just make it really bad
for the OneNote. Yeah, we can't really can't
really trust him to to to weigh in here.
I also can't even trust myself because the last bet that we
that we made and that I won and I was really excited for I still
haven't even gone through with was.

(31:59):
It the Space Dandy stuff. We still need to record Dandy
season 2 episodes and that was like a year and a half ago and I
hate myself. Because like, I don't want to do
the same thing I, I do all the time, which is make you much
bizarre. Like no, I'm trying to think
what else I could make you do. It's more.

(32:20):
Yep, I love it. I think that that's I think
that's a good idea. You should you should definitely
try to try to switch it up a little bit here.
You know, I got I got some, I got some bets.
Go on. Loser needs to dress up in a cat
made outfit and send a picture to the other person.
I mean, we do that already when?Was the last time you did that

(32:42):
Just fucking lie to the audienceright now?
I. You and I both know that ain't
never happened. OK, counter we we get you, you,
you go, you run home and you getthe cheerleading outfit.
And then the loser puts that on and does A and does A and does a
cheer. Yo, man, that's that's my,

(33:03):
that's my personal belonging. He's done.
He's gonna bring the cheerleading.
Outfit when he's done. I mean, I'm open to donating.
That's fine. We could do that.
Devin will watch it when he loses.
It means a lot to. Christian will watch it when he
loses. I'm I'm surely not going to lose

(33:23):
this bet. You know, the audience is
probably so fucking confused. Yes, audience.
I own a cheerleading outfit. Whatever, put that one on the
books, make sure everyone's aware.
We we support our partners. We do we we support our partners
in life. Oh, that's what you meant.
Like you know you. Didn't even know.

(33:47):
Remember. How would I know?
I haven't seen him in forever. You haven't seen this picture of
him? No.
All right, well, I guess we havesomething to show you after the
episode. Yeah, I guess it's time to see
you or whatever. Yeah, no, I like that plan.
So yeah, whoever whoever loses has to dress up in the
cheerleading outfit and and thenpost it to each other, not post

(34:08):
it to the server that'd. Be rude.
Well, we also don't do face stuff, so you'd have to.
You'd have to, I don't know, wear a mask or something in
order to do that. Like why would I have to wear a
mask or revealed my face? Not to the wider audience, I
guess, but sure. Yeah.
All right. Well, well, either way, we'll
we'll get you a cheerleading costume or me, because
technically, because technicallyI don't know, but I'm pretty

(34:29):
confident that I'm going to win.Like you just insinuated, Like
we'll get you a cheerleading costume, I mean.
Because I still think he's crazy.
I still think he's crazy. You know what?
Now I really want it. Now I really want.
We just made him want the bet more.
I I feel like I want to put money down on it in the sense of

(34:50):
I want Christian like if I win, I want a Christian to make a
send a video out to our paid. You know whatever it is the
discord section of him apologizing in a cat girl outfit
like I'm. Not I would just, I would just
do that to the wider audience. I'm not going to gatekeep that
when we're talking about it liveon the episode that anyone can

(35:11):
hear about. Either way, I.
Want, yeah. I now know what I want and I.
Want you to make? A with the Yeah.
Voice. I'll make a formal, I'll make a
formal Apology. I'll adopt the and everything
just so I do as YouTuber style. Get a ukulele, sing a song.
Yeah, what else? What else do the Youtubers do?

(35:33):
Low key gaslight their audience into thinking it's their.
Fault. Yeah, yeah, you, you have a, you
have a like a title that's like,I'm sorry you're so sensitive.
I'm sorry, I'm right, I'm sure. You're wrong, sure.

(35:56):
I'll I'll, I'll make a full, I'll make a full apology video.
I'll script it out and everything.
Perfect. This should be fucking good.
All right. Glad we settled that.
What about sorry, what do I do So that's that's if I.
You're gonna you're gonna we'll get you a cheerleading outfit.
We'll see if you squeeze into Brendans or we'll, we'll get you

(36:17):
a new one and we'll you know, I hear party city's going out of
business again these days. So we could find probably find
one for the low, low and. On the low end, on the cheap,
cheap. Yeah, yeah, on the DL and we'll,
we'll, we'll stick you in it. I'll just.
Craigslist ads that shit, yeah. But don't worry buddy, I can

(36:37):
find you one. I can find you one in your size
that won't be you. Know if I'm, if I'm, if I'm
making a, if I'm making an active video, I, we're going to
have you do a cheer. I'm going to go back through
that shitty movie that we watched on Panda View and I'm
going to find this. I'm going to find AI want to
find a bring it on cheer for youto do.

(36:58):
I'm sexy, I'm cute and popular to Boo.
Yes, that's probably the best one actually for this.
Fucking gold dude. I would love to see that.
That'd be incredible. All right, odd.
Perfect. If I'm feel, if I'm feeling
extra risky, I'll I'll fly. I'll fly to wherever you want me
to and, and we'll and I'll film it in person.

(37:21):
Extra risky. Extra risky.
Damn dude, don't don't, don't bemaking promises.
I'll put extra ready to keep. I'll put that shit on my own
dime. Do it on a beach.
Why? Why we are we're going to the
beach right now. It's all the same.
We're taking the whole recordingbooth to the to the.

(37:41):
Recording booths going to the beach that that that could be
arranged. That is not a.
Shag beach episode. This is our beach episode, yeah.
I'm going to put on the revealing swimsuit.
Perfect. Please don't.
I'm just. Kidding.
I mean, all right, Glad we, I'm glad we got that sorted.
The the the audience has been clamoring for it.

(38:02):
The audience has been clamoring.On the edge of their seats,
wondering what we're going to do.
Oh God. All right, perfect.
Now bat now that that 10 minute tan June is over.
All right, back to this set of episodes.
But yeah, we did meet Soolong Kerry, which is pretty sweet,
right? Soolong.
She's hot. Super sick, dude, super sick.

(38:28):
No, I, I is. That a genuine?
Was that a genuine? Entirely genuine Soolong mode
goes hard as. Well, cool, agreed.
Did I did? Did one of you suss this out?
Is my memory playing tricks on me or like this is like a like a
bit with their race or not? I mean, I just yell at the moon,
so I don't know, it could be me.Because.

(38:49):
I I remember at 1:00. Point, I think it was Cat Viper
or Neko Bamushi, whichever one it spelled out in your subtitles
or whatever. Both.
Cat Viper was even like, yeah, if they would have attacked us
in the full moon, they would have been real fucking sorry.
And like it's never expanded on.And I don't, I don't know if at
one point I asked you guys like what the fuck you thought he
meant by that or, or whatever. And I was like, what have you

(39:13):
mentioned? Like werewolf people.
I don't. I don't.
Remember, I sort of feel. Like 1 of you who fuckers said
werewolf people I don't know was.
Like over 100 possible. I don't remember what I said
yesterday. I thought, that's not even well,
actually, that's kind of true. It's, it's been like close to
100 episodes. But I, I don't remember Cat
Vipers saying that they, the, the flashback that they give us.

(39:34):
I remember Dog storm giving this, this monologue about they,
they'll be, they'd be sorry the next time that we fight them.
But I don't remember anything about Cat Viper mentioning it.
Well, I think, I think there were two instances there was the
one when they saw the road Pona glyph when when dog storm was
like, Oh yeah, they'll be fucking sorry because we've
still got a trump card. But I think literally cat Viper

(39:56):
like like before they get to thered, the red pony glyph was
literally like, man, if they would have, if they would have
messed with us on a full moon buddy, buddy, they would have
been sorry. I'm like, dude, you just gave
away the bit. What are you doing?
Cat Viper? You don't tell him yet.
Well, if you did, I wouldn't putit past one of us to make to

(40:17):
make some connection to a wear mink.
Because I feel like one of you fucks said wear mink Once Upon a
time. I'm going to really listen to
those episodes. I'm going to figure.
This out somebody. Someone in the audience knows.
Probably all the receipts. I'll find the receipts if nobody
pulls it for us, I'll fucking find it.
But I just wanted, I just wantedto, to bring that up because I
was morbidly curious if that wason anyone's, you know, memory

(40:39):
banks or anything in the, in the.
I definitely forgot, regardless of whether it's been mentioned
before. I forgot.
I was a surprise. My brain.
Has not retained this this thought process.
Yeah, this, this was this was new for me and I I'm totally OK
with it. But last episode, obviously
when, when Carrot goes, hey, Chopper, is it a full moon

(41:00):
tonight? I go, then my eyebrows raise and
I go, why we why we need to knowthat Carrot and then the next
episode happens and she goes sooo long mode and then we
learned that all of the minx cango sooo long mode.
So. So I I streamed my episodes
again and someone brought up something that I'm curious about
and I I don't know if it's factual or not.

(41:23):
How many moons does the planet have?
I can tell you. Because I I was told that it was
6. That is incorrect.
There's only one moon. What the fuck?
I OK, so to be to be fair, it's not a it's not a gross
misunderstanding. If you recall, there is a

(41:45):
planetarium back on Ohara that they reference at several points
in the story, or at the very least, like in flashbacks and
whatnot. And it would make us believe
that there are six small celestial bodies that all
rotate, I'm sorry, or revolve around their planet or whatever.

(42:05):
What I am telling you is that that model is either outdated to
what's really happening because it's been expanded on outside of
the story, or more likely be thethe spacing between the smaller
bodies and the main body is muchbigger than what that model
would have you believe. There's only one genuine moon on

(42:28):
this planet, I can assure you ofthat.
OK. Because one opportunity for this
in the in you know the discussion.
My first question was which one is that around he's?
He's on the only moon that's in the sky, big boy.
He's on the only moon that's in the sky.
And then and then the the the conversation came up of of with,

(42:50):
yes, the full moon. It comes when the plot needs it.
Of. Course, or if there's a
backdrop. Unless unless you're Dragon Ball
and you remove the moon when theplot needs it.
Do you guys know that bit at onepoint?
Hold that. I feel like I have to give you
some anime fucking history knowledge.
So are you aware that in Dragon Ball there's a whole bit where

(43:13):
the Saiyans, if they look at themoon, they turn into a giant
monkey ape? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was not.
Well in OK well that's a that's a thing.
Like Goku could do it when he was a kid, Gohan could do it
when he was but they have to have their tails still.
So all Saiyans are born with fucking tails and when they look
at full moons, or they can even make like a fake full moon when
they're on an alien planet and then they turn into a giant

(43:33):
great ape or whatever, it's a whole bit.
And then if you remove the tail,they they lose the ability to
become that great ape. But at one point in time, when
baby Gohan was rampaging around as a great ape, Piccolo was
like, Oh yeah, I remember seeingGoku do this Once Upon a time.
They had to cut his tail in order to get him to return small
again. And then he he turns around

(43:54):
instead of doing. Instead of doing that he turns
around and looks at the moon andgoes like but what if I and then
just zaps the moon? It obliterates.
Oh, OK, I. Do remember this bit?
I do, I remember. This bit from the moon.
From the the abridged series. Or they just go.

(44:14):
Moon. Well, there go the tides, I
guess. So basically what I'm saying is
it's all fun and games until Ennaroo from the moon goes like
but what if I knew kid which would be really funny.
Oh, I. See you I just.

(44:38):
Want to do it the lighter you guys do about the second one
second? Moon I.
Really do about the second moon.Madura.
No, I I just had to give you guys some fucking anime lore for
for a minute. Get, don't, don't forget.
You know where you came from. Never forget where you came
from. Of course, of course.

(44:59):
Yeah, I know. Sue was pretty cool though,
right? I like it.
I'm good. I'm totally, I'm totally down
with this. Karen needed to do something
more relevant to the plot, and this was this was a great way to
do it because she's she's reallyjust been along for the ride.
Anything that that was productive for me to otherwise
I'm going to be like, what was your purpose?

(45:19):
To sell merch. She she was here to sell.
Merch fan service. Which is why Chopper is still
here. Yep.
I yeah, she needed, she needed to become relevant somehow,
especially after a couple of weeks ago when she got she
remembered the pep talk from Pedro and she starts fighting

(45:39):
someone, I don't remember who. I think she's fights on the
Sunny and it's against maybe Pero Sparrow, I don't know.
Whoever it is, she she gets her ass handed to her pretty quickly
and it's like, well, what was this even for?
You know, we had this whole up looking back story where Pedro's
like you can do it. I got you your special gloves
that let you channel your ability better.
And she's like, yeah, and then she gets bopped in 20 seconds.

(46:03):
So now that we have this, I'm I'm, I'm pretty stoked.
Granted, she can all she and alland the other makes can only do
it basically once a month or months, a moon cycle.
So that part kind of sucks. And it has this huge drawback
where you could potentially loseyourself to your base or
instincts and then just die because you use up all your
energy reserves. So that's the.

(46:25):
Sidelines being like, suicide's pretty badass.
I'm just. Saying he has no problems about
it. So he was he was wishing that it
was it was night time so that hecould have done that instead of
instead of blowing himself to hell.
But hey, he's probably all rightnow that we know that this
exists. So we've got we've got care of

(46:47):
doing things and I'm happy aboutit.
She's she's she's adorable whiledoing it, looking badass while
doing it, sounding badass while doing it.
It's great. I don't know.
She's hot, truly. But also like the bit where like
the genie is like destroying hisown ships that that why?

(47:09):
Why are you so stupid? Blind.
Rage also I because I am dumb. When his sale first showed up I
forgot his name so I read it as die.
Fuck you, OK. All right.
I mean, it's pretty close. Could have been worse.
I guess it's. Close to die.
Fuck you. To be fair, yeah.

(47:34):
So that is, that's who that is. I fuck you, I fuck you.
That's just silly. I do, I like the baby.
I feel about Oven, by the way, II'm very curious about how we
feel about Oven is that, is thatguy just completely written over
the villain right now? Yeah, whatever.
Who cares? I don't.
I don't. I'm sorry I didn't always need
to give us a tangent. Yeah, he annoys me because of

(47:55):
it's like, it's, it's what it's,you know, the ocean made of salt
argument all over again. Like he's sitting on the dock
and he's boiling the water. K.
Why is this a dock? I'm going to say on fire.
Oh, well, that I agree with. I totally agree with that.
I was going to say no, motherfuckers let out Kiji,
freeze the ocean and you're going to say, how is this devil

(48:16):
fruit power? And then you're like, why is the
dock not on fire? Oh no, I.
Don't care that he can beat the ocean, that's fine.
I've moved. I've moved cashews.
Turning the ocean into a soup. You want to see him turn the
deck on fire. Yeah.
This is whatever he's maxing out.
This should be burning. Yeah, if the if the chocolate
and the whipped cream are melting on the boat made of

(48:37):
stone and and wood, then the dock he's standing on should
have been toast by now. It should be ash, but hey, who
cares? I guess it's it's it's pressure.
Treated wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pressure treated. Wood.
Yeah, it's he treated. It's he treated.
Pressure treated. But you.
Thought I was upset for a completely different.

(49:00):
Reason I need to get on my fucking high purse and rolling
in my back in the shave again. And I'm like, why is the bone
not burning? That's a very, very valid
question. That's a valid concern.
I'll give that to you. I feel totally for the first.
Time well put for. In a rare occurrence, you came

(49:23):
with a legitimate concern, so. Believe me.
Wow, I'm just as surprised as you are.
A big guy, yeah. But also that like millisecond
bit of like where like dude that's not dead forgot his name
and pound was pounded giving himthe pound town with the stick.

(49:45):
Yeah, I was like, yeah, that that's not going to do shit.
Well, I did enough because of itwas like, you know what pissed
him? Off.
You pissed me off enough to get me to stop being pissed off at
them, which is really all you can ask for.
Yeah, I I also think it's chiffon is not dumb, but she
keeps looking at pound and goingman, this guy that just like

(50:07):
really looks like me and my sister just keeps popping up out
of nowhere and I have no idea why is it?
Is he a pervert? What's going on here?
But the baby also, but the. Baby knows.
The baby fucking sussed that outimmediately.
He went, oh, that's my grandpa. That's obviously.
My fucking grandpa. I'm obviously related to that
guy. Hey, what's up?

(50:29):
And she following the whole timeis still like, what's going on?
Why are you so happy? Why are you?
Why are you waving at that strange, strange, strange man?
Yeah, I don't know. It's funny.
But also I'm like, come on, comeon.
Just give this, give this man one win at least, please.
He's done so much to try and getyour attention in any way, and

(50:51):
you're just. Who?
Yeah. 4 LB. And now he's not dead, but
severely wounded. He's just drilling, laying there
intensely bleeding. Yeah, going.
Brother, his head is off his shoulders.
I. Guarantee until I see it on a
spike, he's fine. All right, fine.
Next episode do. You want to put a bet on it?

(51:13):
Do you want to make an apology video too?
That's why I. Thought, and we haven't talked
about it, but you know, Luffy was also in these set of
episodes for you know. Sure he was.
Yeah. I can't.
I I said it mostly as a joke a couple of weeks ago.
But then we we have we have literally done the Scooby-doo
jumping through doors and appearing all elsewhere in this

(51:35):
episode now just straight up ripping that one off, which I
was I at this point, the the Brulee bit of using her to get
around is funny to me, but I wasjust that I was I'm over this
specific part where we just keepdodging things and I'm just I'm
glad we didn't go back to peanuttown where Bing mom was, but
just get me back in the fight. All this all this time skipping

(51:57):
that everyone else gets to do inthis arc.
Let Luffy get his 10 minute skipso that we can get back to
hockey mode again, you know? Yeah, yeah.
Right, right, right. Although though, like those
segments did make me, you know, wonder something, what would
happen if you took one of the mirrors in the mirror world out
of the mirror world? That's actually a good question.

(52:18):
Maybe they maybe they're like magic and they can't like go
through each other because otherwise you kind of create
like a paradox, right? Like does it create a paradox or
does it? Just I don't.
Know a new mirror in the mirror world, I think.
You create a paradox. I think that mirror is just now
in the regular world. World One just shatters because
I can't cope with existing outside of the mirror world.

(52:39):
Yeah, I mean, I, I, I would guess two things.
One, it's just now outside the mirror world and it can still
act as a teleporter to the othermirror.
Or two, you bring it through themirror and you bring it through
the transport mirror into the real world again, and it just
turns into a regular mirror again.
Now instead of it being the end point for that other mirror, it

(53:02):
just becomes another entry pointto wherever you just put it in
the real world. And I don't know another mirror
response. So, so, so you have an infant,
Yeah. You just have like an infinite
supply of mirrors. And you can open her own, she
can open her own mirrors to shopand.
By just walking into the mirror world, grabbing a mirror, and
then it duplicates itself as soon as she pulls it.

(53:23):
Yeah, she goes, somebody walks into the store and goes, hey, I
noticed you don't have this specific type of mirror.
Could you, do you think you havethat in the back?
And Brulee goes, let me check for you.
And then she just goes in the back, finds the one that fits
and breaks it through the mirrorworld.
And now she's got that mirror. That just be.
That's just silly. This is just.

(53:44):
In. The show where you're walking
into mirrors? Listen.
This isn't the first, like, showthat's ever coined that idea,
all right? Like that's not the craziest
fucking thing I've ever heard ina narrative.
No, but. Pulling a mirror out of the
mirror world. That's that's just.
Duplication glitching mirrors. Now that's crazy.
I played enough Oblivion, it's Skyrim to know that this is

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possible. It's a fucking duper glitch,
that's what it is. Look, if somebody's got to get
on the patch notes on that this.Is dude, there are so many
patches that need to happen in one piece it's ridiculous.
We need. We need to get some patches on
this. Some guy, some guy broke the
system of only being able to have one devil fruit by finding

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out that if you eat hearts you get more.
What the fuck is that shit busted?
There's also people who are walking on.
Water well, because he's light enough you know he's all bone
because. He's only, he's only bone.
He's got hollow. Bone people that are just
ignoring the you know, the the the dead zone that is in the
water for their characters. What dead zone?

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Yeah, you know, like when you jump off the map and you die.
Oh. Oh, it's like, yeah, the death.
This is supposed to be a kill the death.
Barrier. Yeah, there is no death barrier
in one piece, obviously. Duh.
David, come on. That's the.
Problem. Yeah, they tried to make that
problem. Actually I tried to make that
the column belt, but then peoplestill just managed to find a way
through that too. Yeah, this brute force, brute

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force method. I was going to say something
else about Luffy Katakuri, but no, it was about Luffy Katakuri.
I don't know I I'm just excited to see if what Luffy does with
observation I guess now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See. See if Luffy can figure out how
how to do the fucking observation.
Hockey as good as as good as Katakuri here.

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Yeah, part of me. Wants to read a whole document
where someone does do a patch fix on all of one piece, you
know. That would be a very long page
document. Yeah, I, I, I don't know about
all that that would be. Pretty funny though.
Like fix the ability to build stairs on top of nothing.

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Yeah, you know, bug fix here. All right, so are we good
talking? Are we done talking about the
episodes for this week or what? I.
I, I have one other thing that Iwanted that I want to bring up
here. It's in regard to media mom.
I I'm I'm going to put forth theidea that big Mom's bigness is

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what gives her so much defensivepower.
That there's good that there's some that there's some link to
how much she eats and therefore her size to her defensive
capabilities. Allah, that one guy from My Hero
Academia. OK, I, I, you know, I'm, I'm
unfamiliar with a lot of characters of My Hero Academia,

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but I, I bet that this guy exists.
There's a there's a character inMy Hero who just.
Literally just eats a ton he. Eats and eats and eats and uses
the calories and and sugar high sugar content and.
He is presented initially as a very rotund individual with
extremely high defensive capabilities and.
I see. He he can absorb blows like

(57:02):
nobody's business should just bounces off them, but taking
those hits burns the calories. So he gets skinnier as fight as
a fight goes on. And then he gets more offensive
capabilities as he becomes smaller, but then he can just
eat more food again and get big.So we've seen now big mom be
both big and small as as in the flashback with with pound.

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She was a big child 2 with high defensive capability.
I mean, admittedly high offensive capabilities as well,
but you know, whatever it's not,it's not a 1 to 1.
So I'm thinking that if the showstill wants to do a thing where
we take on Big Mom and and can, quote UN quote, defeat her in
some capacity, we somehow discover that as she gets

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smaller, she becomes slightly more vulnerable or more
vulnerable in general to damage.So, Christian, there's a
problem. Then.
What's the problem? The plot?
Which plot the? Cake plot.
The whole reason why she's skinny.
Now they're trying to feed her. Right, they're trying to feed
her, but who's to say we can't pivot?
That. I'm going to, I'm going to be

(58:07):
the devil's advocate here. Do you really think that Sanji
is going to let any anyone get away in this series Going
hungry? Not a villain, dude.
I'm telling I'm. Sure, we don't feed a villain.
Well he he fed gain and and Krieg.
We didn't know he was a villain then.
We definitely knew Krieg was a villain when Krieg was fed for

(58:28):
sure. Feeding Krieg all.
Right. Well, to that I say fuck you.
To that I say. To that I say die.
Fuck you. Well, you know, that's fair.
Warranted. Stop poking hole.

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Stop poking hole in my theory. How's that?
Gabble. Gabble Sustained.
Thank you. Thank you for having my back,
Devin. All right.
Anything else? Anything else?
I well then. We're going to go on and next
week is going to be 863 to 865. Moving on to quotes, quotes.

(59:09):
I, you know, I've only got 1 this week, so I'll start.
I, I love the bit when the cannon, the talking cannonballs
are fucking flying at the the ship and whatnot.
They're like, they're like, hey,do you, do you see the straw
hats out there? Like I don't see the straw hats.
And then like, wait, I think I see one and the Nami's like, no,
we're not the straw hats. They went that way.
And then they're like, oh shit, you saved us lady.

(59:31):
Thanks. Appreciate it.
I don't have enough kinetic energy to keep going splash.
But then the best part is, is when Nami turns around and goes
like what the hell was that about?
And then Book snaps back with a why the hell would I know?

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It's just an all around great sequence.
That did make me question something which is.
What's? When the cannonballs make
contact with the water. Are are they still people when
they sink to the bottom of the ocean?
Yeah, absolutely. Probably, unless they explode.
Yeah, I would imagine so. That's a horrible existence.
That is a really. Bad.
It's terrible. Isn't it like I would thought

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that the devil fruit ability like vaporizes off of them
because of the salt water logic?No it wouldn't.
No idea, no idea, buddy. I also love the bit where when
Daifuku gets there and then before them, right?
But when Daifuku gets there and they're like, oh Sir, they're
within range. We can shoot cannonballs now,
and it's like, all right, good, begin loading the cannons, but

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don't use the ones with souls. They they're too erratic right
now. And like in the back of
cannonball, it's like you ruinedmy life.
This is my one purpose. Yeah, they, they, they, they
give you this, this explanation that in all honesty, this.
Maybe it's just because I've been so annoyed with the way
Prometheus is gone. Or, excuse me, not Prometheus,

(01:00:52):
Zeus. This almost feels like Otis
slipping in a reason that Zeus is able to not obey Big Mom's
orders here or not have to obey Big Mom's orders because they
slip in here like oh, when she'sin hunger pang mode.
The the homies, they can act up.I don't.
Know, I mean, I feel, I feel like it's fair, makes sense.

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It makes sense, it's just a bit in my head though.
I do. I do think it's all written for
the bit, to be fair. But anyway, that was my only
quote was very long quote, but it was more of like a, it was
more of an energy like a, you know, like a running gag, if you
will. Yeah, I I have one quote.
It's from Luffy and Katakuri fight in the last episode.
Luffy's getting his ass beat. Whatever, whatever it's it's

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been happening, but Katakuri said something a lot of lines
are full. Why, why, why, why you keep
getting back up. What's what's going on here?
And and Luffy starts saying something.
He goes stop making me repeat myself, I'm going to.
And then Katakuri cuts in and hegoes, no, you stop making me
repeat myself. I just, I love, I love it.

(01:01:58):
And better than you, stupid. What don't you understand?
I better. I just I love.
This is the second or third timeKatakuri has undermined a thing
that the protagonist is usually given room for first.
He does it when he stops a gear for transformation and he goes I
I why would I just sit here? And let you power up.

(01:02:19):
Yeah, I'm just going, why would I ever let you do this?
And now there's there's this andI'm just like kind of Curry.
I just got to give you a slow clap for this, for this chance
like you know you're you're stealing.
My heart a little bit. You're still, you're doing.
Truly though, it was so good. I I laughed out loud.
It was great. That's that's all I brought to
the table this week. I.
I already said mine which is just the the whole bit of

(01:02:41):
running over oven with the tank just.
Yeah, That, that, that, that crunch, that crunch, that.
Crunch. All right.
Well, those are the quotes then.All right.
Well then, moving on to the Golden Ham.
Who wins? Who wins this?
Carrot. I feel like it's probably a
universal character. I, I gotta, you know this the
whole time I was kind of, I was kind of torn before that last

(01:03:04):
bit of the episode. I, I was like, well, we could
give it to a veggie for being a home.
We could give it to. And then?
And then Cara comes through witha badass transformation and I've
got 1/3 option. I'm I'm thinking to myself,
well, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm torn in three different
directions because Cara was cooland she and she and she is very

(01:03:26):
successful in her assault on I fuck you.
This whole ships. I don't know that I'm losing the
word for for a grouping of shipshere, but Armada.
Yeah, sure. Armada fleet.
There you go. There's there's like six of six
of them and I forgot every single one of them in my in my
confusion. I hurt myself in my confusion.

(01:03:46):
So, so really what I'm saying isI could give it to any of these
three, but it sounds like you guys want to give it to Carrot.
I mean, I'll. I'll.
I'm open to beggy or pound here.I mean, I, I, I just assumed
that it was just going to be like, oh man, dude, Cara was
great. Let's give it to Cara.
I don't think that anyone else is going to make it.
You. You listen.
But he still like lets he still lets his daughter get away and

(01:04:07):
his grandson. Hey goodbye, I love you my
child. I wish that I could have been
the dad you never had. Like what the fuck?
Counterpoint Carrot. I mean.
That was a bad counterpoint. You did not actually
counterpoint you, you just listed the exact same point
again. Stop making me repeat myself.
Counterpoint. Carrot.
Well, you do. You're having the opposite

(01:04:28):
effect now. I don't want to vote for Carrot
anymore. OK, That's like, that's a,
that's a more fair counterpoint.But I, I, I gotta, I gotta still
want to vote for Pound. Veggie's a better counterpoint,
but I'm voting for Pound. Oh God, it's over.
Pound wins. Pound against all odds of this

(01:04:50):
show, managed to come back and get a golden hand before the end
of the arc. This is a crime.
I would never against it the first time we saw him stuck in
the ground like that, but here we are.
Can you get me some juice? Yeah, begging for apple juice,
making me think he's going to bemore relevant to the plot.
Little did you know, pretty relevant.

(01:05:12):
He's mid level relevant. OK, actually what it what is
Pat? What did # even offer Big Mom
that he was able to marry her inthe 1st place?
She doesn't marry unless there'sgoing to be some sort of trade
off here or she gets something out of it.
What pound is clear he has a crown all the time.
So I don't, I don't know who he's the.
Well, yeah, so at one point in time, he he was her at like

(01:05:35):
active husband and by extension the king of Toto land, like
every single man that has been while quote UN quote husband of
Big Moms, I am certain by extension, by blood or name have
been the like other ruler of theKingdom.
I'm just going to say Big Mom was 85 fucking kids.
She does what she wants, just whatever she wants when she

(01:05:57):
wants. I don't think it always has to
do with like, you know, oh, I want you to be my husband
because you're worth something. Because if that's the case, she
would have just tried to bang judge or something.
But instead he she just wanted his shit.
Right. Like she does, she does whatever
she pleases. She has no rhyme or reason.
Maybe she just doesn't want to have kids anymore so she's
putting this on putting on putting on her kids to to do the

(01:06:17):
political marrying and and kid having.
Well, maybe this is true to you.I don't know man.
I think she just does whatever she wants when she wants.
Can't have kids anymore. I wouldn't.
I mean, it wouldn't, I wouldn't put it past the show to have her
be in menopause by now, but theywill never hourly say that.
Probably, but. Yeah, I would be very surprised
if if Otto went out of his way to explain menopause to his to

(01:06:37):
his audience of 12 year olds. But anyway, yeah, I, I I had
that thought occur to me in the middle of these episodes.
I was like, what is what does what did Pound ever offer her
that that she took him in as a as a husband, But whatever.
I don't think we'll ever find out.
If anything, it's all dives. All right, all right, that out
of the way, we're. Moving on to fan mail and we do

(01:07:02):
with fan mail this week. I went ahead and I looked in the
in the logs and I have found the, the fan mail that with
where we left off. We, we, I'm not gonna lie to
you. We're a little behind.
This is, this is a little old. So apologies, dear senders, if
you have sent us fan mail that we have not gotten to.
We are going to start. We're going to be better about

(01:07:23):
it starting this week. I blame Justin, I, I blame you
for other people. Anyway, this fan mail comes from
a regular within our community by the name of Lemon.
Lemon says Hey one piece lime crew, what weapons would each
straw hat mane in Monster HunterKeep up the good work best

(01:07:44):
Lemon. Lemon, I'm going to be so
fucking for real with you right now.
I have never played a single monster.
On a game. For longer than two hours?
For longer than two hours. I knew you didn't play with us,
but. I I did I played Monster Hunter
World or Wilds, one of the two for a grand sum total of like 2

(01:08:04):
hours. It was the.
New one that just came out. All right, then it was world
Worlds and I was like, I think this is too much of A time sink
for me. You were right.
So not dude it'd. Be like that.
So you guys gonna have to carry the day on this one, or at the
very least I'll look up the list.
And absolutely knowing nothing about them, I'll just try to

(01:08:25):
give you a guess. That's a great idea.
You should definitely do that. OK, so Monster Hunter.
Monster Hunter weapons while while he gets that Devin, let's
start with let's start at the top with Luffy.
Well, I was going to say the easiest one right off the bat,
which was going to be Brooke, which is Hunting Horn.
Come on. OK, yeah, the the the barred
guy. For Luffy, Luffy's a tough one

(01:08:48):
because my gut instinct is to say he's a hammer man.
I I agree, big bonk. Big bonk yeah hammer go bunk
don't need no nothing just. Yeah, I was thinking the same.
I think those two are are fairly, fairly easy.
I think another easy one is is Frankie.
He'd be, he'd be one of the machine guns.

(01:09:08):
Oh yeah, he'd be the heavy bow gun.
I think. I think he's heavy bow gun.
OK, knowing absolutely nothing about this show, Zorro has to be
dual blades simply because it isthe most amount of blades you
are allowed to wield in. This franchise that is true.
See. I would be inclined to agree
with you on aesthetic, however in my opinion Zorro is a long

(01:09:33):
sword man because it. Is dual blades because we.
Need Cortana of them all and they literally have the the dash
behind you and like iframe kill you.
Yeah, nothing. Nothing personal, kid.
Yeah, the nothing personal kid move.
Yeah, it's a tough, it's a toughsplit.
I'm doubling down on on Dual Blades again, knowing absolutely

(01:09:55):
nothing about the franchise. We don't.
We don't have to come to a consensus.
I say Sanji is Excel Axe becausethe picture that I have of it
shows a lot of flame and therefore it must be Sanji.
He's the what? Excel Axe.
That's what it says on my list. Switch Axe.
Yeah, probably a Switch Axe. I don't know what list you're
looking at that called it an Excel axe, but tell Microsoft to

(01:10:18):
get their hands off Monster Hunter.
Listen, Monster Hunter wiki, man.
I've got I've got melee weapons and I got ranged weapons.
And the last one in the in the melee weapons list is Accel as
in like acceleration axe is a weapon the first introduced in
Monster Hunter explorer. Whatever the fuck that is.
Weapon is heavy and has short reach.
The weapon consumes energy gained from monsters in charge.

(01:10:41):
Played I I mean being in a burstof speed.
I'm looking at the wiki too. Excel.
Excel must just be from a weaponor a game that we didn't play.
Monster Hunter Explorer is probably the oldest shit and
they got rid of it. It it exists and it's name is
Accel Axe. So that's that's my choice.
That's my pick. He's not wrong.
There's a lot of they use a lot of energy.

(01:11:01):
That's probably close to the truth for Sanji.
See, I was going to say that Sanji was just going to be a
Palico. That's cooking.
Now give him a weapon. I would say great sword because
that one palico uses a great sword to cut the steak.
That doesn't. Have nearly enough fire for me
so I veto. It I mean you could build.

(01:11:23):
Now this is my only real question and I feel like the
answer is is more obvious than Ithan the than I give it credit
for. Is USOP going to be insect
glaive because bug or light blowgun because range?
I refuse. To give a boat, I'm going to say
I don't know the boat kind of makes more.
Sense though he's definitely he's definitely a range

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character. I don't think we can make him a
melee just because bug. I think we got to keep him in
range. So I don't think the bow gun
because that just feels more mechanical, while USOP is known
for having a giant slingshot. And what's the slingshot?
Just a bow with less stick. I mean you know a slingshot dude
would just be a bow with less stick.
I guess In my mind I'm thinking like since he uses a bow instead

(01:12:06):
of a gun like I I I'm sorry since he uses a slingshot
instead of a gun like I want thelower tier.
Very his, like his. Lash.
His dad definitely uses the light bow gun, don't get me
wrong. Yeah, but his dad.
Uses the light bow. So is the light bow gun
considered more gun or more likelike lower bow tier?
Because in my mind a blow gun isa lower bow tier because he

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likes not a. Blow.
It's a bow gun. The light, the light bow gun is
definitely I would equate it to as close to a handgun in the One
Piece universe as possible. So yeah, I.
I would call, you know what, It's Bo gun, not it's Bo Gun.
It's Bo. Good.
That makes a lot worse sense. Yeah.
OK. Yeah.
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with regular Bo too

(01:12:48):
for USOP. Just because of all the the
coatings and everything, it just, it just screams USOP
energy. Like only USOP would be able to
shoot an arrow into the sky and make meteors.
Fall who? We got left, We got the women.
Robin I I say I say Robin is magnet spike because it has

(01:13:09):
purple in it and that matches your aesthetic.
Now you're just listing off specific weapons from like
monsters. No, I mean no.
He's this is. A the wiki.
Yeah, he on the wiki. It's it's a game.
It's from one of the games Frontier Monster Hunter
Frontiers Z's DNF or whatever generation that it that one is

(01:13:31):
Mag. What Magnet magnet spike.
That sounds like a trap. I don't know, dude.
Hunter magnet I think. From the weapons that I know for
Robin, I don't know honestly, I think I almost I almost want to
give Robin the the insect clave,but.

(01:13:52):
For what purpose? I don't know, it just feels like
a it feels like a more elegant, the most elegant weapon to give
her out of the remaining ones wehave.
Well, like if. I used to give the installments.
Insect slave. I did feel like Nami would be
the insect slave. See, I'm I'm, I'm see, I was
thinking that too, but also there's Switch Axe, you know,

(01:14:12):
because because the switch Axe has multiple different modes and
the her stupid plymatop also does.
See I was going to give the switch axe to to Chopper because
he switches forms, but that can also be for the charge blade as
well because he has three different forms because he has
sword form, shield and sword. You're inspiring me and you

(01:14:35):
didn't even realize it. OK so Nami does need to be
switch axe because the original design of Nami was to use a
battle axe. So that just fits.
And it sounds like it has alternate modes that we could
slug climate act into. Love that.
Meanwhile charge blade, if it has modes, it needs to go to
Chopper because chopper needs something that has modes for
sure. Yeah, to be fair, in some way or

(01:14:55):
another, a lot of these weapons have modes, but the some of them
are very specific in them. Yeah, I I would give I would
give charge blade to Chopper, although he's in terms of
effectiveness, he's probably more of like a Tom to the main,
but. Is that a dig up chopper because
he doesn't do anything anymore? Yeah, the only other.

(01:15:17):
The only other way I was going to slice it was like just give
him sword and shield and make him the basic bitch of a monster
owner. Hey, sword and shield is the
strongest weapon. I I am aware that sword and
shield are pretty strong these days, but.
No I was just making a what's his name reference.
Fuck I forgot the youtubers name.
I, I I don't know. So do we even give one to Luffy?

(01:15:39):
We gave him a hammer, right? We.
Gave him hammer Fuck off hammer bonk.
Fantastic. Big bonk.
Big bonk, big bonk. All right, So Sanji, Zorro I.
Think I think we got it right. We never agreed on Robin and we
didn't. Do well, I'm just going to stick
by. I'm just going to stick well, we
did, Frankie. He's heavy bow gun.
Oh. Right, insect Glee for Robin
because it summons something andRobin can pop arms out of the

(01:16:01):
ground like daisies. Yeah, and it also, it's just
it's like one of the more elegant weapons, like finesse
weapons. And Robin, being the very
elegant woman that she is, deserves it.
Of the women and characters to snap a neck with a weapon, I
feel like yeah in Cyclave would be that one.
To. Break their fucking neck.
Break their fucking neck. So I think that's it, right?

(01:16:24):
We did it fantastic. I love this for us.
Sweet. I feel enlightened to the.
Intricacies. Of Monster Hunter kids and.
Their weapon ties. You're ready to jump on in now.
Pretty much. It's basically what I'm saying.
Get ready to join the grind. The Quran, all right.
Excellent. Another, another, another fan
mail in the bag. Thank you Lemon for the for the

(01:16:47):
lovely e-mail and for the thought experiment.
Very much appreciated. I wish you luck in your own
monster hunting if you do that. I see we do since you asked, but
who knows? Moving on to producer shout
outs. We've got Taco and it's me
Rabbit. We love you.
Thank you for your continued support.

(01:17:08):
We are extremely grateful and weare continually pumping your
hard earned money into this production to make it better in
ways that we can. So thank you for supporting us.
And so be more importantly, we are also pumping your movies.
All the time and all. Sam, pump it and.
By we, I mean basically Christian.
We love that guy. He's pretty good.

(01:17:29):
Hey, thank you, thank you, thankyou.
I try, I try. But moving on to now, to the
garb gap, everybody, let's go. All right, I, I, I kept this on
layaway just for you, Devin, since since you were.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, since since you didn't do it last time.

(01:17:50):
And we let Brendan have the grabbag last time, so it's time for
you to reach on in. All righty.
It's. Full of buttons.
It is full of buttons, it's true.
But I, I had a feeling, you know, I, I don't know what it
was, but I had this $0.06. Like the, the they're not like

(01:18:11):
this, you know, like the Staplesbuttons.
They're like regular buttons, like shirt buttons.
Well, they're, yeah, they're allactually, they're all kinds of
buttons. That's just the top layer, you
know, underneath. You hold on.
Let me dig deeper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's all
kinds of buttons in there, dude,and I pulled one out.
Oh, that's shaped like a heart. Oh.
Oh, that's cute, it says valuable.
I think I know what that means. Yeah, it's a Valentine award.

(01:18:35):
That's a little less cute. That means that means we have to
talk about somebody. We hate to wear this.
On my skin. Oh, are you OK?
Why would you pin it to your skin?
Because I'm not well. Sure.
Do I put it on your shorts or save it for when you do have a
shirt on? I don't don't.
I don't know why. Is that your first instinct?

(01:18:56):
Because now you're wearing it. Did you at least pin it over
your where your actual heart is?Well, it's on my nipple.
All right, I guess that's good enough.
You know what? Moving on.
So who did we have? This week, give a Valentine this
week. I know who I want to give a
Valentine to this week. Pound.
Well, no care. It because this motherfucker in

(01:19:16):
the back would hate for it to happen.
I think it'd be really. Funny, I hate you.
I Oh man, I'm totally there's two do.
You disagree, It would be reallyfunny.
There's two wolves inside of me.There's always, there's always 2
wolves. Inside there's there's one wolf
that that that loved her transformation and the fact that

(01:19:38):
she's getting to do something, and then there's the other one
that wants to commit to the bit.Oh shit, and I have to come up
with a better bit. Yes, sell me.
I'm sorry I had to put you down like this carrot on your phone.
Sell me on a better bit, Devin. I'm doing something.
Let's Shark Tank this. How about what kind of what kind
of steaks in a bit are you goingto offer me?

(01:20:00):
I I got to think of 1. That's not, that's not good.
You don't. You're losing me with each
passing, each ticking second. Oh.
God, who do I hate? I mean, I know what easy one
that I'm surprised you haven't already said.
No, no, I have I'm going to do one one person.
I was almost mad at veggie and we forgot to cover this part.

(01:20:22):
So when Sanji kicks up the the cake and it lands, you know, on,
you know, on the boat and everything, and the seal is just
like vibing terrified for a second, Beji pulls out a gun.
He did what? He's about to blast the seal
away. He did look.
Like he was going to get the seal.
For that. Energy of putting.
Me in fear for a seal's life. Beji He.

(01:20:45):
I I got to be honest, first, second even I was like, what
show am I watching again? Oh right, he's just freeing the
seal of. Course, he does also say
something like thank you for your service or for all you've
done right before he pulls that trigger too.
It was really ominous. It was really ominous.
I. Thought he was about to ISO.

(01:21:06):
Doesn't he does actually kick the seal off though, doesn't he?
That's the other reason he. Kicked that boy off for no.
Reason that Seal could have written with them.
Yeah. He's got a point.
It's a compelling. Animal abuse because he saved
him too, right? Now he beat the shit off of his
boat. While he kicked him off, he

(01:21:27):
kicked him off the boat. And to be fair, other than, I
mean other than the kicking, which is egregious by the way,
I'm not, I'm not trying to downplay kicking the animal, but
the seal is probably safer on the land there than he is in
Veggie's boat. It's just the manner in which he
did it that is. That is bad.
I Brendan, I'm sorry. He's compelled me.

(01:21:49):
He's. Compelled me.
Compelled me with kicking an animal.
I, you know, I got to stand by, I got to stand by my morals and,
and, and vote for the animal kicker.
And you know, honestly, I feel bad about praising Veggie
earlier in the episode now that I'm remembering this part.
I'm remembering this happened actually.
He made that seal cry. He did.

(01:22:11):
He made that. He made that seal very, very
upset. And for that veggie, I'm out.
Well, I did what I could. Well, I don't know who I'm
talking to. I was going to say I did what I
could Care. I tried to give you this.
Award. Kerry doesn't want this award.
3rd, I tried to do you the honorof giving you this Valentine
award that signifies us hating you.

(01:22:31):
You. Do the most this week.
I tried doing the honor of giving you the L this week, but
I couldn't do it. She's like.
I literally did everything for them.
This week and then we had a balance transformation.
What the fuck bro? All the boxes were checked.
What the fuck? You know it, it was just, it was
a bad time. You know, you were you were up
against some heavy hitters this week.

(01:23:02):
So stupid your upper gets some heavy hitters both in the Golden
Ham competition and the Valentine's Award competition.
There's no winning a snub. Sometimes a snub just has to be
a snub. That's a snub.
'S a snub all right. Thank you everybody for
listening to this episode of ourpodcast once more.

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it is not too late. We have our merch store still
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You blink and suddenly all that merch, all that merch is gone
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merchandise as well. So you can check that out in the
future. Right on.
OK, do you know what perfect timing, Christian, we finally
made it to our destination. Guys, guys, check it out.
Check out this this wonderful view.
Not bad. Brendan, this is just a
billboard. Well, yeah, but it's the ocean
though. We're next to the freeway.
Yeah, where, where there are cars actively running into our

(01:25:35):
mechanical trends here because they can't stop fast enough.
Would you just pulled us up in front of a a Dolce and Gabbana
billboard ad all. Right, Listen, OK, the the
fucking actual like oceanfront is like a 45 mile fucking trek.
This thing only tops out at 3 miles an hour.
OK, unfortunately this is the best I could fucking you.
Promised me beach at the end of this episode and this is not

(01:25:58):
what I signed up. For right in front of you.
What are you talking? About the worst.
Kind look, I even I even changedit to my swimsuit when you guys
weren't looking. What am I supposed to do now?
Fucking. Throw some fucking sand in the
office and you know, turn on some ocean breeze out of the
sand. Bro fucking day.
Say what? Where are we going to get the
sand? I, I, I don't know, we're
probably close to a, you know, aToys-R-Us.

(01:26:19):
They probably got some kids sandOutback.
Toys R Us One out of business. Talk about plays.
I've gone out of business. Toys-R-Us.
I haven't heard that name in years, Jeffrey.
Toys R Us is alive and well. Toys-R-Us is alive and well.
I got news for you all right now.
I don't know if there's one nearby immediately, but for sure
Toys-R-Us is alive and well. This is no meme.
I want to, I promise you. I'm going back to sleep.

(01:26:42):
Well, you know what I do? I do what I fucking could.
You know, you, you do all this work for people and it and all
they do is, is meet you with grief.
Completely thankless. You know, that's the last time.
I'm under Senator Rory's Rory's light heat lamp and pretend like
I'm on the beach. Good.
Do you do that? Enjoy.
It's not enough room. You go, go to your own.
Let me wallow in self pity with my pet dragon by everybody.

(01:27:05):
I hope you had to go to the beach and stop.

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