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This week the lads talk about a special we never got around to watching. It takes place right before the timeskip, and even features EVERYONE'S favorite waifu, Buggy. Also this things is technically not canon and yet spoils to many future plot points, what the heck.

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Boa needs more screen time, someone call Oda!~

Episode Transcript

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We just watch a movie. We just watched a movie.
We just watched a movie. I wonder who it's for?
It's for me. It's for me.
All these all these movies are for me and me alone.
Actually, you're you're you're locked in here with me.
I am the only one that that plans to watch these and rewatch

(00:20):
them in the future. Yeah.
No, you're it's it's me. I'm the reason.
That explains why the doorknob is off the door.
Yes, yes. No, I Yeah, you.
Well, I didn't think you'd find out this quickly, but yeah, no,
it's and it's, it's staying off,buddy.
Yeah. What?
If we have to use the bathroom. I mean, there's a bathroom.
Fucking relax. There's no windows in there, but

(00:41):
there's a bathroom? Jeez.
Do you think it's like some kindof animal?
The hell. There's no windows in the
bathroom. No, of course not.
It's a storm shelter. What are you?
What are you talking? About oh, so we're just, we're
just stuck. The The bathroom's a storm
shelter. Wait, what's happening outside?
Well. It's just, it's, it's a, there's
no, there's no storm. It's just, it is a ready storm
shelter. I don't understand why this is
so. This is this is hard for you to

(01:01):
understand. Holy shit, we're in the storm
shelter. No, no, we don't.
I, you know, I think we should just, you know, cut that bit
out. So wait, you didn't you didn't
want me to test out your new perfume?
No, I what I I just don't know when I got here.
I mean, I did want you to test out my new perfume.
So you you handed me a rag and it smelled like nothing, and

(01:23):
then I woke up here. Oh well, that I can't help you
with. It sounds like you can help me
with it then. You seem to have some sort of
idea of how I got here. That is probably the chloroform,
to be perfectly honest with you.So anyway, you guys did watch

(01:44):
the required content this evening, correct?
Indeed. I think so.
Perfect. See then, then we have no other
problems today. So hey, you know what?
Before we get into it, we shoulddo a summary.
Right. Might as well, right?
Let's let's do it. This special takes place during
the two year interlude before the Straw Hats reunite on
Sabodi. Luffy is currently in Ruskina

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training to take on the New World.
However, the training is interrupted when Hancock's
sisters Marigold in San der Sonia are kidnapped by Burn D
World, a pirate who was locked away on Level 6 of him Peltdown,
but escaped during Blackbeard's infiltration of the prison in
order to lure Hancock to him anduse her as a hostage against the
World Government due to her warlord status.
Thus Luffy and Hancock had off to confront him and say Hancock

(02:29):
sisters woo Hoo. Hooray.
I love this guy's name. Let me tell you Devin, this was
the whole hook for doing this movie.
Yeah, so you didn't you, you, you weren't here.
Devin, I don't know if this evenmade the the episode last week.
I haven't fully listened to it yet, but I I told Christian

(02:50):
about this particular special of3D2Y special and and I mentioned
that the villain was named Burn D World.
Now to be fair, I gave him a better pitch than I think what
we got. So his name is Burn D World,
which what I told him at the time was inaccurate.
Yeah, I told him it was Burn D World, which would have been

(03:14):
way. Funnier, I was led to believe
that this guy had the will of D and I was sorely mistaken upon
watching the movie. So you got hoodwinked, Yeah.
I was sorely disappointed to find out his he did not have the
will of D he. Did not have the world of the
world of D the will of. D The world of D.
He's his own D dude, you know, Ihonestly, it's fine.

(03:37):
It's still. It's still.
A funny name. It is still a funny name.
I mean, it's really funny to me that the Japanese people were
like, wait, what if we just called him Bern D and world put
together like what a what a fucking gaggle of phonemes they
decided to throw together on this guy.
I. Know really, really set this guy
up, put him on a pedestal. They knew exactly what they were

(03:58):
doing, too. Yeah.
How we do how we did. Fun, not fun.
Decent. I like.
Yeah, it was, it was, it was, itwas good.
Yeah, Yeah. I didn't have like the craziest
time with it. It was a, it was pretty
straightforward in its presentation and I, I, I enjoyed
it for what it was worth. And and the yeah, I say it was,

(04:20):
I say it was good. Oh, I had a blast.
Even though it had a lot of Hancock.
Well, I I mean, luckily she would take a back seat a little
bit towards the end, but I is this fine?
You know, I didn't I didn't lovethe fact that she was present,
but they did not dial up a lot on the Luffy infatuation.

(04:40):
It happens in the beginning, butwhile we're on, while we're in
the main plot, it doesn't reallygo on that much.
So I guess I'm thankful for that.
How about you Devin? Thoughts.
Opinions. I I actually had a lot of fun
with this one. Good.
I'm glad. I'm glad.
Yeah, yeah, it was. I streamed in for some folks

(05:03):
and. Is that a fact?
I did. And how'd they like it?
They kept laughing at me, pausing and taking screenshots
going. Yeah, I mean the the animation
kind of does lend itself to that, doesn't it?
Yeah. I mean, am I, am I crazy?
I don't even know like what department animated this, but

(05:24):
like I got a little bit of like Gurren Lagann vibes from some of
that. I agree.
Like the edges and like the the the jaggedness of some of the
animation here. I had a great time honestly.
Oh yeah, I loved it. But like, like, for example,
there's like a photo where there's, there's a moment where
they're both knocked down, not to jump too far into the plot,
but like Luffy's just like just sitting there on all fours.

(05:47):
And my first thought was me whenI'm running up the stairs away
from like the the the the darkness demon.
Is it you when you're running upthe stairs away from the OR is
this me when I realize I am my own darkness demon?
Or is it me when I'm really hungry hungry and I see the crab
Rangoon finally come out? Why are you doing that up the

(06:11):
stairs? Why was the crab Rangoon up the
stairs? No, I'm not at home.
I'm at the Chinese restaurant waiting for my food.
I see. I see.
Yeah, this is this is me on the table.
What I see when I look behind the trash can at the gas station
and see the raccoon feasting on the McDonald's trash.
Yeah, Oh my God. Like there was a lot of those.

(06:35):
Moments I would agree. I would, although I actually I
sort of like the the really hyper stylized look of some of
the animation in this one though.
It's awesome. Oh, 100%.
I think it actually separates itself from a lot of different
specials that they normally put out to let the record show.
I'm not saying it's the best special that exists.
This is actually one of my favorites.

(06:56):
I remember when this one came out in dub.
I'd never seen it before. And to be fair, I also I just
find the fact that the villa's name is Burn D fucking World to
be so fucking funny that that elevates this a lot.
And I also just like Hancock andLuffy.
It's so simple yet so good. And you can't stop but laugh at
it. And like every time they say his

(07:16):
fucking name. It's only one piece could do
this kind of shit and then also treat it seriously.
Or just serious enough, anyway. It's, it's, it's, it's almost
like a parody of it of itself. Yes, Like One Piece movies where
it's like, yes, who's the main bad guy?
Fuck, Burn the world. Yeah, burn the world.

(07:40):
What does he want? Violence.
All right, let's let's let's go in What?
What does the wacky dude, his friend do?
Minecraft. Kids are into Minecraft
nowadays. Kids are into Minecraft.
Baller Sweet. All right, We we have Robin and
they're not Robin Hancock. How fucking dare you, Cooler

(08:01):
Robin? Yeah, how fucking dare you.
Good. Did you go ahead?
You know, we have her, we need someone to counter her.
Uh, blind fish. Actually, can I tell you though,
the fact that they went with theblind route was actually really
funny. Yeah, instead of just, instead
of just flat out being unattracted or a different

(08:23):
species, he was just actually, Iliterally can't see you.
I have no idea what you look like.
I'm blind, but I have no idea what you look like.
I'm told you in fact. What?
You don't know this, but Fuji Torah is my mentor.
Oh shit. Don't worry about him.
You'll meet him in a few 100 episodes.
Yeah, yeah. Don't worry.
Don't worry about him. It reminded me of a lovely
animation that it was making funof like Street Fighter and like

(08:45):
Chumlee's legs. And like it just cuts to like
the like the specific scene where it's like your legs do not
work on me for I am homosexual. The Zangief one, yeah.
Your legs do not work on me for I I'm homosexual.
When the fish thing happened where he's like I'm actually

(09:08):
blind. I was like ah this is 1 to one.
This is the same scene. This is the same.
Scene you know I mean I I actually really like this
special. I think it's like just different
enough to justify its existence without leaning so hard on just
the like flashback scenes. Because this, this special does

(09:30):
still have like a decent 20 minutes of fluff, right?
We have, well, I think maybe the1st.
What you mean a flashback withina flashback within a flashback?
Yeah, I mean the 1st 20 minutes is literally just a recap of the
war and then him on Ruskina. Yeah, Oh my God, hold on.
That one scene where it's like, ah yes, we saved Ace.

(09:50):
Cut to he has a hole in his chest.
Diabolical dude. Wasn't that sweet though.
I thought that was great. That was crazy.
I audibly like spit. Yeah, fucking.
Like laughing because I was likeOh my God.
You laughed. You're a monster.
You're just an evil person, actually.
I fully paused it and I went. There's no way we just did this

(10:14):
right? This is great.
I spoke slightly condescendinglyabout the fact that the 1st 20
minutes is a flashback. Like they they reanimated the
entire thing in the style of this show.
None of it is actually just copypaste from the original anime,
it's all originally animated. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(10:34):
By whoever did this movie. So that part at least I'm, I'm
thinking to myself, OK, there's at least an investment in
retelling the story a little bit.
And then they get to the part with Ace and I just had to sit
there and go. I think this movie is going to
be amazing cinema. The decision to go straight from

(10:59):
We Freed Ace, we're going to getat it.
Oh, straight to doughnut was awesome.
It was. Something I feel like it
amplified it for me because you you had some idea of what this
film was going to be about, likeBurn D World.
Like again, I went in this completely blind.
That was the Devin. That was the only thing I had.

(11:19):
I had no other inkling of what this thing was other than it was
pre time scare. But going in blind, not knowing
where the story takes place and even like what the narrative of
the movie is going to be about. And I'm just like, wait is
because at first I was like, wait, are we just watching a
recap movie of that? Thanks.
I know you guys watched the sky Pia 1 and I was like, oh, OK, so

(11:41):
this is what we're watching. Then I see him jump cut to Ace
getting killed. I was like, OK, so maybe we're
not suddenly there's not a lot of content left, right, Like are
we just speed running this like what am I watching?
But I loved it. Would doughnut here again?
Would doughnut here again? Yeah, No, actually this is it's

(12:04):
one of the reasons that this is one of my favorite specials is
because they do include a decentbit of fluff and flashback
material, but it's totally reanimated.
And honestly, that one juxtaposition post aces saving
into immediate don'tification kind of justifies its entire
existence in my that was a greatdirection choice.

(12:26):
You were here last week. I had a lot of like personal
takes and notes about like the direction in the screenplay for
the episode of Sky Pia and and what makes I think something
like episode of sky Pia not hit as well because they they do
just like do the arc very fast and it doesn't really savor
anything. This is how you savor something
and also do it fast. This right here.
That is what I want to. See.

(12:49):
Look, we said. Andy's gone.
Andy's. Yeah, it just fucking smacks you
upside the face. Yes, that's the feeling I should
be feeling when you cut things. Yeah.
Sorry. Anyway, rant complete.
Rant complete. Also, my other opinion of this
movie is that like what I like about it is that it feels like
it fits in like the other movies.

(13:10):
They're like they're just like, it's like, oh, when is this?
And then they just do the plot. This one, it's like it feels
like it fits narratively. Like if you had watched this in
that moment, like granted, it wouldn't have made the flash
forward better, but like in theory, like, you know, if you
would watch this, it wouldn't take away from it.
That's what I liked about it. I thought I was like, this is

(13:32):
this, you know, good, you know, good art style, good animation
moments. Yeah, there were.
There were some moments. I actually did some digging and
dug up some of our old conversations about why we
didn't watch 3-D2Y and it was actually just in that vetted it
first. He heard in the Grapevine that
Sabo made an appearance in this special.

(13:55):
Oh, you? Did you not watch the end
credits? No.
I'm not kidding. At the very, very, very end.
Last like 10 seconds in. The last like 2 to 3 seconds and
I and we and I checked the the the the the logs because we were
originally going to watch this way earlier like around the time

(14:16):
that we first got to post time skip so that it would feel
sequential. But with that, knowing that Sabo
was in it and even though we were also like but they like,
they like kind of know though, right?
Is it, Is it that big of a deal?But we resolved to apparently
not watch it clearly since we hadn't watched it till this
evening. But I did figure out why it took

(14:36):
us so long. So for the record, the reason
why we didn't watch it till now is because Sabo's in it for
exactly 2 seconds at the very very end after the credits roll.
The very end we could have literally just been told to not
watch the credits basically and it would have been fine.
Very much could have been fine, but you know, we're we're we're
trying out here. But yeah, no, I agree.

(14:58):
It it's very easy to insert, whereas a lot of the other like
specials and and movies, especially like, you know,
they're fun time. I stand by things like Stampede
and strong world. I think they're a fucking blast.
But film gold, film gold, fantastic.
But the chick in their armor is that they are always the you
know, you already have to suspend your disbelief in a
universe like one piece. Well, now you have to suspend

(15:19):
the timeline or suspend and thatdisbelief because this just kind
of like exists and happens even though it does not matter and it
never actually happened, which is like kind of traditional for
a lot of shown in movies, to be fair.
But this one specifically, it just kind of like, oh, hey,
here's the two year gap that, you know, no one knows when
anything happened while Luffy did this one thing.
So that's kind of fun, I guess. Easy to digest, easy to palate.

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NUM. NUM NUM.
So hear me out. Oh boy, here we go.
This film makes me want to see another film for each of the
crew like this. Oh, you mean like during their
their training arcs? Yeah, okay.
Yeah, because like this kind of like shows like Luffy, like, you
know, figuring out his hockey and stuff.

(16:02):
This is, you know, believable, especially for that time period.
Like imagine if we got like a Zorro fighting something whole
movie. Another monkey.
Just kidding. Yeah, A.
Bigger monkey. A bigger monkey than the bigger
monkey we saw last time. Exactly.
This time Zorro gets to go out on the boat with me.
Hawk. Yeah, yeah, or, or a monkey.

(16:25):
Exactly. He's like, hey, hey, you've had
enough monkeys today. A monkey figures out how to copy
Zorro Shit. He has to face his mirror match
the mimic. The shovel.
Shovel fruit. OK, honestly, like that's
another thing about this movie, man.
They really just fucking made some devil fruits up, man.

(16:48):
I mean, and they made some cool ones too.
They. They really did I.
Think they're kind of rad, the more more so.
I don't know what it is in sub to be fair.
I'm pissed again. They keep doing this for the
goddamn movies is they make these cool ass devil fruits I'm
never going to get to see again.Yeah, fucking assholes.
Although if it makes you feel any better, there is historic
evidence of a devil fruit being burned in a special and or movie

(17:12):
and then it gets brought into the mainstream just with a
different character and usually with like a different like use
case of that same devil fruit, if that kind of makes sense.
So I can't promise you that the next time the more and more
fruit makes an appearance, it's still going to be I make things
bigger and faster. It'll just be like the big, big
fruit. Yeah, Yeah.
There's something double like that.

(17:34):
What a very like specific subsect of like utility as well.
It's the more and more fruit. I make it 100 times bigger and
100 times faster. No, no multiplication.
At least from what I understand,the dub did not suggest that he
has the ability to control the magnification, just that if he
makes it magnified it's 100 times the size and speed I

(17:58):
believe. That's what I got anyway.
That's essentially what we got. It seemed to me like he could
choose to make it anywhere from,you know, 2 to 100 times.
It's because I my subtitles keptsaying up to 100 times.
OK, I made the assumption that he can kind of control it to
some extent. OK.

(18:18):
In my brain I just processed it as well.
Yes, up to the 100th limit. However, it's just he can
control it more more. More.
More. It's simply more.
Yeah, I went smooth with this one.
For my brain I just went this is.
Honestly I'm like shocked that you guys are so invested in the
more more for fruit and y'all are still giving my boy Kuma

(18:40):
shit for having like the paw pawfruit where it's essentially the
deflect deflect with a differentname but it makes.
Sense. He just makes it more.
You want a more you want. You got sword, you got more
sword. It makes sense.
He gives it more Matt, he gives it more big, he gives it more
speed than my only gripe is thatlike the more and more fruit is

(19:02):
you would assume it just makes more of the thing.
So it would just like if we've got one cannonball, you can make
100 cannonballs now. Sure, sure.
But instead they just go now we just, we make more bigger.
It still makes sense. I guess, yeah.
It's more cannonball. It doesn't mean multiple cannon,

(19:26):
it means more. Or OK so so enlighten me what's
your thoughts on guy room the the minecrafter or whatever the
dude who made an air cube and basically is like a knock off
fucking Kuma it. Makes sense.
It makes sense. He takes a cube of air, but is
then able to compress it. I I.

(19:47):
That one makes sense in my brain.
Oh my God these are so are fucking arbitrary y'all.
Y'all's metrics of success on this is fucking mind boggling.
Honestly. I.
Can I can picture in Minecraft amod of like taking a cube of the
air? Bouncing air between my palms to

(20:07):
make a super compressed ball. That that that takes some math
that my brain doesn't account for.
Minecraft logic A clunk. But it also explodes, Devin, It
explodes. Yeah, compressed air.
OK. But you just said never seen a
tire explode. You just said the idea of
compressing the air and making it explode sounds too far

(20:30):
fetched, but making a cube of air and making it explode makes
perfect sense. That's what you just said to me.
I. Could be an oxymoron if I want
OK as. Long as you're recognizing it.
Thank you. I, I I just need you to say.
That word paw shaped I sleep cube I woke.
I wait, absolutely. That just makes a difference.

(20:53):
Yeah, he just. He needs to find edge, for
fuck's sake. Well, what if I told you, Devin,
that a paw is really just one continuous edge?
No, it's round though. I hate it here man.
It's 1 continuous edge. Yeah, it's just one continuous
edge. Spheres only have one edge.
Impossible. Got Fuck him up.

(21:14):
Fuck him up, yeah. Break his brain, Christian.
Get him, you know? Wait, did you say brick my brain
like a cube? No, God, I did not.
I did not say that. As a matter of fact, I did not
say that. Returns to Minecraft.
You know who else is in this movie?
My fucking boy. Buggity clown.
Yeah he is. Man.

(21:34):
This movie is stacked bro as. Soon as I saw a buggy I was like
up there it is like Brendan's gonna have a field day.
And then I saw a mini buggy and I was like there it is.
Yeah, now regular buggy. I sleep.
But then we got his final evolution QB.
Q Buggy buggy D Cube. Buggy D cube.

(22:01):
What a dumb fucking waste of 5 minutes.
Am I? Am I crazy?
It felt like 5 fucking minutes that he was a Cuban.
Like I'm still buggy, you can't hurt me as a cube even.
And then he's like, oh, let me make a tower and then slowly
break my tower down so I can smack you.
So stupid. What am I watching?
Again, I feel like this is the vibes of One Piece where it's

(22:23):
just like, what is happening? Oh, I don't know.
Yes, this is a one piece film. This is someone piece ass shit.
This is absolutely a one Piece film.
And I was just, I, I vibed with it.
I was like this, this shit, thisis the kind of shit I love where
it's like, why are they fighting?
Inject this straight into my veins.

(22:44):
Inject this into my veins and then like his older but smaller
brother that lives like a parroton his shoulder.
I know. I, I was kind of hoping that
like the chemo would like becomelike a, like an ability or
something he would do something.I kind of did too.
I was hoping the little I was hoping the little Med bag that

(23:05):
he carried around with him wouldbe some kind of super juice at
some point. Just roid rage he.
Becomes he becomes the. What do you call it?
He's the chopper of their crew. Yeah, yeah, he's the chopper of
their crew. But with chemotherapy.
Oh boy. No, that woman's the chopper of
their crew. Except she gets hot instead.
Pretty much, yeah. Just has like the the the

(23:28):
attractive, not well, I shouldn't even say double fruit.
She just uses medicine to forcibly make her.
She's got, she's got the power of Botox.
I cast Ozempic in attack mode. Oh my.
God. Yeah, yeah, that, that, that are
Botox or lip filler, whatever the fuck she did.
What does compo mean? She uses compo Kempo, but what

(23:49):
is compo? Yeah, I have no idea.
Kempo is a martial art. Well, I, I, yeah, I know that.
But. Compo not a clue.
Yeah, that's what I'm. I'm.
I don't know. Zero understanding whatsoever.
I've no idea. Time to Google.
I just accept that she uses Kampo Kempo.
KAMPO Medicine. I mean, it's probably pretty

(24:10):
close. That's probably what it's
referencing then I I imagine. Refers to traditional Japanese
herbal medicine. Yeah, like medicine Kempo.
Yeah, well, look at that. That's got to be it.
It's probably a just translationthing.
Translates with an M in English maybe.
Yeah, no, maybe. Interesting.
But yeah, I know I I have no idea what it was otherwise
because I I just accept. But that's what she does.

(24:32):
She has a special medicine basedKenpo.
Yeah, she's medicinal fighting style medicinal pockets, and
pretty much because she does useit to deflect all of Boa's
arrows that time. You know, Speaking of that, I
will say to love her. Hey Boa.

(24:53):
And I will say the fanservice isreally very large in this movie.
Yeah, I won't deny it. One she looked good to.
They also did some questionable fan service things.
I agree with that. But there's a lot of good bits
that came out of the, I mean, animation wise it was kind of
fun, especially like the kiss pistol and her like lining up

(25:15):
her shots and going Pew Pew Pew.Dude, that was sick.
Yeah, the fucking rapid fire. That one like split moment lives
rent free as a GIF in my brain for like life.
I don't know how to, I don't know what else to say.
Just her lining up her fucking kiss pistols in a row and going
1234 Papa. That's just fucking Fuego and

(25:42):
everything else by Hancock is also kind of fun.
I'm just saying like she's, she's a fun character.
Couldn't be me. Despicable, but she's also a fun
character. Yeah, towel person.
Terrible person, but she does need to stop being so mean to
Granny Neon. Granny Neon is like literally
just trying to look out for the rest of you guys.
Y'all? Y'all got to leave her alone.
Absolutely, she's fucking stepping on granny Neon at the

(26:03):
beginning and pets. Disgraceful.
She gave her a ball chin severaltimes.
She did give her a ball chin andalmost jumped into the ocean
after Luffy and the only reason she didn't was because Granny
Neon was like lady literally Youhave a devil fruit stop.
You're I'm literally also going to die.
Cut the shit out. Send the snake which now we know

(26:25):
that that snake can swim so I love that we we now know the
snake doesn't have a devil through.
Hell yeah, I was worried. I'm glad I got that
confirmation. Glad we got that confirmation.
Although this is not Canon, so we can change that.
It can technically be changed, but I'm going to go out on a
live and just say Nah, he's it'sit's I.
If that snake is a person the whole time, I don't know what

(26:47):
I'm going to, how I'm going to react to that.
If all the snakes on that islandare people, that is.
They're all men. Yeah, like that is concerning.
They're all just the men, most other men.
Whenever they enter Amazon Lily,they slowly just like, turn into
their snakes. Luffy hasn't had the privilege
of doing so yet, but if he stayed on it for too long then

(27:08):
he would have too. There's.
Just one woman on there that hasthe snake snake fruit, but
instead of turning herself into a snake, she turns all their
people into snakes. Classic devil fruit logic.
Ah, you have a snake. Snake fruit?
You must be a Zoen. No, no, I, I, I turn you into.
Sorry what? And then she and then, and then
she touches you and you go Dad. Oh.
Punches her in the face, gets turned into a snake.

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As soon as you make physical contact I'll be so fucking
busted. Like, ah, my limbs.
I'm gone. Danger Noodle.
Oh no, I've I've become a noodle.
I'm a danger noodle but I'm veryconfused.
Not like this. That would be some fucking devil
fruit ass shit. It'd be like wow, you must have

(27:51):
a Zoen. Well, you would think.
I don't hate that. I love that idea, honestly.
Like that's like, that's a good power.
It makes you think one thing, but it's not.
Yeah, it's exclusively a fuck you to the audience.
Exactly. It's literally only in there so
the audience can't guess what they do.
It's not for anybody else. See like, I love it when like

(28:14):
shows do that subversion. Subversion.
Well, that's also its own its own fun fun thing too, to be
fair. Yeah, I love having my
expectations subverted reasonably.
But yeah, even though this the the plot here was, you know,
pretty pretty bare bones, you know, this random motherfucker
burned the world comes, he's a impelled down escapee, the only
flavour he wants. To burn the world.

(28:37):
Yeah, he wants to burn the world.
The only flavour with him beforewe get into his quote UN quote
tragic back story. The only flavour with him is
that I guess instead of like breaking out and just being in
level 6 like the other. It's really funny how often we
play this bit off because we just got done watching Stampede
too, which is another level 6 escapee like scenario or

(28:57):
whatever. But this guy is an impelled down
escapee. But instead of just like being
another goon that was imprisoned, he was like encased
in ice for 30 years and like suddenly was not I, I guess that
presumably he must have been sent to level 5 the frozen hell
and like froze over but didn't die.
I I that has to be what happened.

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And then for some reason, he. For 30 years they don't even
explain how he got unfrozen but they're just like ah yes he was
frozen and then I then I wasn't.Right.
Yeah, and now and then I wasn't.I'm no longer frozen.
And yeah, somewhere along the line and and Blackbeard's
freeing of all of the others, hejust magically got out and you

(29:40):
just have to go. Yeah, OK, fair play.
Fair enough. You, you got it.
I'm more just like on the part where like why are you frozen
and why are you like what, what happened?
I guess it has to be level 5 though to be fair.
I, I don't, I don't know. Again, I smoothed over my brain
at that point and I was just burned the world.

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Heard you will. It's not what I'm willing to
invest my time in. You know, I just, it's a movie.
I'm never going to be back here.I'm just going to accept that
this guy got out and that's that.
Exactly. That's exactly how I felt.
What if I told you that burned you world?
It was a Canon character. ODA made him himself.
Oh fuck. He's not I I'm not actually
saying that, but what if I did say that?

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He's like Zephyr from film Z. We hear his name but we never
actually see him. The events of the movie aren't
Canon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Burn D World, he existed. Burn D.
Could all burn D? The Burn D brother.
I feel like it would only be Canon if it was Burn D World.

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Yeah, absolutely. I.
Honestly can I? Can I be so fucking for real?
I feel like the animators are cowards.
True, they should have went withthe bed.
Now that's valid. They absolutely should have just
been Burn D world and been fucking done with it.
Why? Why are you guys so?
Why are you teasing? Why you teasing me like this?
But at the same time, it's pretty good the way that it is.

(31:06):
It's like this is pretty good. But it could have been better.
I mean, it's still funny. I'm not saying it's not funny,
but it could have been so much funnier.
And then and then his brother's name, instead of being Burn DBO
Jack, it would have been Burn BoJack or Burn D.
Yeah, I guess it still would be Burn DBO Jacks.
Presumably they'd still be DS. Never mind.
Also, what the fuck is that name?

(31:27):
Bo Jack? Yo, Jack.
I don't know man, what are any names ever except just a
collection of letters that don'tfucking mean anything.
Yeah, why didn't we give them another pun based thing based
off of the their surname world? Imagine if every single one of
them had a fucking pun. Yeah, dude.
Yeah. That we, we have burned the

(31:47):
world across the world. Windy world, sick The world.
Disney World. Disney World.
Do you think they could get awaywith it if they named one of
them? Absolutely.
Not. No, no.
Not Disney, obviously. That would be copyright.

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Infringement. Did Knee?
No. Did D World?
No, because that sounds too close to a different thing that
I don't like. I like Disney World.
Disney World. I'm I'm going to think about
that for the rest of the night. I'm just imagine that guest on
meme where it's like the face islike all contorted because it's
like a smear. Disney World.

(32:30):
I'm going to Disney World. Fuck me.
Why is that tickling my brain? That's going to be tickling my
brain stem for the rest of the night, I'm telling you.
Yeah. I let there be like a generic
plot, like I had a good time. I like this villain.
I like I like the way it shakes out.
You know? He's he's he's guy.
He's been burned. Get it?
Quiet you. He's been burned by his by his

(32:52):
homies. At least that's how he feels.
And then the homies are like, dude, we were overrun.
Like I I don't know what else totell you.
You got shanked. You got shanked by everybody
else. We didn't Shank you.
We lived to fight in other days and then continued to do the the
rest of the planning until the day came that you could be
freed. Which to be fair, they never
really seemed to have an actual plan to get burn D free.

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They just kind of were like. Oh shit, you're here.
Yo, boss. Hey we made that ship and cannon
thing we were talking about. Good to see you and burn D's
just like you know what? Fantastic.
Cool. We're going to roll with this
for a little bit. Guys, let's burn the world.
We're. Going to now burn the world.

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This feels like a shitty Morbiusjoke.
You know, like that. And then he, and then he, and
then he morbed. OK, go on.
It's morbid time. Yeah, I get what you're saying.
It's burning time. Yeah, it's.
Burn D time. What a dumb fucking stupid
fucking bit. Fuck this stupid show.

(33:59):
I can't stop thinking about it. And then they try to, like,
layer on all these other, like, compelling parts of them, like
him and his brother they just dreamed of, you know, like, run
in the open sea like everybody else always.
So they're trying to, like, really drive home this idea that
Burn D and Luffy are very similar in that, you know, him,
them and him and their brother, you know, promised that they
would be adventures, blah, blah,blah.

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And, you know, Luffy is supposedto be like, how dare you
mistreat your friends? I'm doing everything I can and
to prove that I'll protect my friends.
And you're just an asshole. Yeah.
I mean, I'm here for it. It's all it's all the formulaic
one piece shit. I know I I come to one love, but
his name's Burn D World and I just can't stop thinking about.
It Hey guys. By the way, I don't know if you

(34:41):
caught it from earlier. His name's funny.
His name's funny. It's really funny.
Honestly, that is just half the movie.
It's just waiting for the app, they said.
It they said the. Thing they said his name Burn D.
World, they said it again. They just can't stop.
You know, another I think too that would have sucked if we did
watch this ahead of time when weoriginally planned, which I do
think was also a spoiler that wedidn't recognize was Buggy

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outright vocalizes that he's nowa warlord, which you guys didn't
actually know until after we already finished Dress Rosa to
be. Fair, that is true.
Oh yeah. So you guys would have got that
bit spoiled for you ahead of time, but honestly, was there
ever any doubt in your minds? OK, only the entire time.
Yes, only always. It's still a doubt in my mind.

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He's fucking living the dream, brother.
He's he's a warlord. I mean the the the Giants did
leave him. But but imagine a scenario.
Just picture this right, Go ahead.
He thinks he's a warlord. His crew thinks he's a warlord.
All the pirates think he's a warlord.
The Marines don't recognize him as.
And the Marines are like bro didyou not read the letter?

(35:49):
It was a cease and desist, Sir. You didn't get your parents
permission. No, no, the invitation to be a
warlord was real. But in the fine print it says,
and you are required to pledge your fealty by tomorrow
afternoon and you have to show up to Marineford headquarters.
And then if you fail to do so, this invitation will be null and

(36:09):
void. And then meanwhile buggy's like
fucking put this shit in a plaque on the wall.
I'm a warlord, baby. Look at this everybody.
I did it and I'm a warlord. The equivalent of fucking
framing a past due date for a water bill.
The first dollar. Not me first dollar, but it's a

(36:30):
debt collector. But yeah, it's his first bill.
It's a It's an eviction. Notice past due.
For fuck sakes, yeah. I don't know, they made pink
dollars. That's so cool.

(36:53):
Dude, wait, that's awesome. Oh, that's a good bit.
That, that that should be an SNLbit.
I like that. I like that a lot.
Yeah. Yeah.
Anybody. I mean, I I won't say that this
is like, you know, a revolutionary story.
We, I mean, it's, it's Luffy doing Luffy things.
But I I feel like that's what makes it good is that it's

(37:14):
simple. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not as extra extravagant where you have to like, it's a
simple story. They steal things, go save the
princesses, sex fight Spiky. Walls.
Spiky walls. Learn how to use hockey a little
bit. And and like struggle to use
hockey at that as well, which isalso like something we haven't
seen our boy, do we? He just, he just kind of went

(37:35):
from like not in having any of it to being able to do do it all
the time. Right.
Yeah, no, I, I, I really enjoy this special.
I think it's a great time. I'm glad I got dubbed Once Upon
a time too. I don't know if we actually
mentioned it but I think I believe this is the 15th
anniversary special too. Like they didn't just do this
because I felt like it. This was this had a purpose ish.
Yeah, I think, I think 15th anniversary of the anime, though

(37:57):
not, not of the Yeah, not of notof.
The series as a whole? Because this movie came out in
2, 1014 I believe. Yes.
Yes, that sounds correct becausethe anime would have started in
99. Yeah, the title of this movie is
very confusing. Why?
What? What makes it confusing?
I just confused my brain. It's a lot of numbers and
letters. It's literally the same numbers

(38:18):
and letters from the part in theseries you've already seen.
It's the same meeting. Yeah, I don't remember that
happening, so. Oh, OK.
You don't you don't. You don't remember the you.
Don't remember this very specific thing about 3-D2 I I
remember. Him saying or like making a
gesture for like you know, like 2 years.
Right. No, not gone completely your.

(38:44):
Fucking crazy. I I am.
I am but. You're, you're a goddamn animal.
Also factual. Let me just speak for me and
Brandon and the audience. Very factual.
I like when I saw the, the, the tattoo, they're not tattoo, but
the, you know where he drew it on his arm.
I was like wait, is this them inserting the movie bit or is

(39:08):
you know the movie title into it?
Or did this actually happen? I have no memory of this,
rather. Come on, get a load of this guy
rather this. Guy skies Oh yeah it completely
like cease to exist in my. He's sitting there watching this

(39:29):
and he's wondering if the title screen is going to drop after
they show Luffy's arms. What the fuck are you talking
about? Oh.
Man. Again, my brain, it wasn't
working. I'm not convinced your brain has
been working for the last three years of this podcast.
Two years. It hasn't.

(39:52):
Fuck me man, I I hate it here. Fucking doesn't doesn't remember
3-D2Y Christ. Yeah, I can't believe I
completely forgot. That what AI?
Remember the X on the hand? From Alabast.
You remember the Alabaster bits?We don't remember the shit that
happened to Marine for. Back in the day, they used to
draw on themselves all the time.They did it once.

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You know. The more you speak, the more I
hate. The more you speak, the more I
hate. See, now I'm giving you the the
listener experience. I'm cutting you up and eating
you if we're stuck in this stormshelter.
As long as you cube me. Now that you wanted it, I will
not do it. Now I'm not, I'm not going to do

(40:33):
it actually. I'm filleting you.
That's well, that could lead to cubing.
I'm shredding you now. That is not cubing.
That is definitely not cubing. I don't want to work out.
I'm going to slow roast you in apit for 72 hours.
I'm going to pull you right off the bone, pulled pork style.
OK, keep cooking and. Then I'm going to baste you and

(40:54):
go. On.
Barbecue. Oh my God.
That would be the preferred way to cook me if you were to eat me
hypothetically. I have had this discussion
before because of my high fat count, you know.
Yeah, the marbling would be impeccable.
Divine. Yeah.
Burndy world. Burndy world.
Also funny that the villain is Burndy World and this is the
first special that is supposed to like.

(41:16):
Where the world gets burned. Well no, I was going to say that
Luffy uses his first burning attack.
Oh yeah, he does use Red Hawk inthis accidentally.
He does, he does. And then he's like, what the
fuck? Yeah, fire.
He's like, how do I do that? Hey Sue, Asus with me.
Was that Ace? Did Ace do that for me?

(41:38):
I'm just like, I'm over it at this point.
Like Luffy, you can, you can make fire.
That's cool. I don't think you should be able
to make fire, but I'm just gonnalet you.
I'm gonna let it happen at this point.
Friction burns. I don't know.
His blood moving so fast. Yeah, whatever the fuck is
happening. It's all that steam.
But I mean, I know something about medichlorians.
That's it's always. It's always the answer.

(41:58):
Something about medichlorians. I feel satisfied in my review
and my talking points in this movie this evening.
I had a great time. I think this is like a solid 7
1/2, maybe even 8 out of 10 for me personally.
That might be a little inflated for you guys.
This is definitely one of my third favorite films.
Really. Yeah, one of your third
favorite. You have multiple third
favorites. No, no, no.
This is my third. This is the third favorite film

(42:20):
like this. Solid third place.
What's ahead of it? That's.
In place #1 I forgot the name ofthe movie already, but it's the.
That one Baron and Matsuri. I knew it had Baron in it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then film gold.
I mean, solid picks. Now, is film gold propped up
solely on the shoulders of baccarat?

(42:41):
Yes. Right, OK, but.
I was going to be, I was going to act incredulous, but I knew
what was. Happening the people of
baccarat, it's. Got a strong foundation?
Sure. All right.
I mean, are there anything else anyone wants?
To say I don't think I would give it an 8.
I think a 6 1/2 to 7 is probablywhere I'm sitting. 6 1/2.

(43:01):
The film is good, it's got good bits, it's got Burnedy world.
It's got Burnedy world. It's a classic One Piece movie,
but I got I got my laughs. I'm fine with having watched it.
It could have been worse given other One Piece movies we've
watched in the past, so I'm happy I enjoyed the art style.
The art style definitely did some lifting for me personally

(43:21):
in terms of making the fights more flowy, because if it was in
sort of generic One Piece style,I think I might have not liked
it as much just because fights would have been less
interesting. And the fights are already
pretty like standard issue One piece for the most part.
So yeah. No, I agree with that.
I'm going to give it a very high8.

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It could have gotten a nine if Goat Koon made an appearance.
It's a tragedy. It's true.
We could have seen goat koon in the past.
Imagine an even baby or goat. Not possible.
Probably not because I don't know the lifespan of a goat, but
but what if? He probably would have just been

(44:03):
unchanged honestly, because GoatCoon really is just like an
eldritch vampire entity. True could have been a nine,
Could have been a nine, all right.
Could have been a nine Could. Have been a nine.
All right. Well on that note, next week is
going to be then we're doing another special.
It's episode of Luffy next week,what known as adventure on Hand
Island. And fun fact for the folks

(44:25):
keeping track at home, I have even never seen this special.
That is how niche it is. Whoa.
Hand Island. That is correct.
You know as much as I do, I. Hate that name and what it
implies. I know right?
I'm imagining all the fruit are going to be like fucking hands
and palms and shit. Like it's good.
They're going to be like flowerswith like drawn like a

(44:47):
kindergartener. Fucking gross.
I hate it. Toy and the animation team make
a habit of coming out with theseepisode of titles.
So I am familiar with episode ofLuffy.
I was completely unaware that itis a stand alone side adventure
called Adventure on Hand Island.I was under the impression that
episode of Luffy was some kind of like like love letter to

(45:12):
Luffy's journey specifically Like just a bunch of flashbacks
like strong together. I guess that's not what this is.
It's a different special, similar to the one we just
watched this evening, where it'sits own adventure.
I other than that, I know nothing about it.
So we're watching it and I, I hope it's good.
So it's like David Pumpkin. It's its own thing.
It's. Its own thing I other than I

(45:34):
know nothing else about it. So we could either be complete
dog shit or it could be just as fun as the one we watched this
evening. And I'm hoping it's the latter
because I've never personally seen it.
All right, moving on to quotes. Who's got quotes?
I've actually, I've got exactly 1 quote because it really struck
out to me as funny as fuck. At one point when Hancock is

(45:55):
explaining to the Fisher guy that she's beautiful, whatever.
Like she he's she's going to make him fall to stone and he's
like, well, I'm actually really just like not into that because
I'm blind. I can't see anything.
And that you think that would bethe funny bit?
No, no, no. The funny bit is what Luffy says
next and he comes in with the right hook and goes, well, yeah.
What what about this is does this do it for you?

(46:16):
And I'm like, are you suggestingyou understand what makes people
feel attraction? Luffy, you, you understand this
now you have a concept. You have a conception over
attraction. Since when?
Step aside if you know what's good for you.
Or perhaps you'd rather be turned to stone.

(46:38):
Love me. Why isn't it working?
Surely no one's tasting women could be that bad.
So sorry, turns out that I'm blind, so your power means
nothing to me. Don't take it personally.
Let's do anything for ya now. Gum gum Jet pistol.

(47:07):
That should I? I don't even remember that the
last time I watched this, but itstuck out to me so heavily on
this one where he's just like, yeah, what about this?
Does it? Does this do it for you?
I'm like, that's a great line. Does this get your rocks off you
into masochism? That's what I'm saying.
Like what? What if you had a rock based

(47:28):
ability? That would have been, Honestly,
it was just a great line and it deserved to be recognized.
I, I, I, it tickled me. It tickled me profusely.
So that's what I got. That's good, I liked it.
So my quote is from Knighton, where she does the classic, you
know, Compo Kempo of the Fist ofthe North Star screeching while,

(47:51):
you know, attacking Boa screaming.
I like dudes. She does do that.
Or I like men and then Boa Hancock does the classic you
know line points at her and saysyou are already gay and turns
her to stone. My unparalleled beauty has won
you over. It was only a matter of time.

(48:12):
Thus is my power. I could kill you in a most
gruesome fashion and no one would shed a tear.
Why do I face no consequences for my actions, you ask?
I'm beautiful. She's looking down on me so much
she's actually looking up. Did I do something wrong?
She's just too sexy now. Love.

(48:34):
Love beans? She kind of do do that.
She does kind of just be like, actually, you're already gay,
you're already bisexual. Now I just want to see someone

(48:57):
and like I wonder if it has to exist like the first of the
North star animation style but Boa Hancock.
I don't. There's no way.
There's too niche. It is a little niche, but it
would be funny if it existed. Be the change you want to see in
the world, Devin. Time to learn Blender.
Oh. Fuck, that means I have to.
That's just like The Simpsons Skinner.

(49:18):
I'm going to have to redo the crocodile bit thing now again.
Anyway, I've got one quote, it'sfrom Burn D World and it's when
he's talking to Luffy. He's beating the shit out of him
and he goes, I don't know why you came along with the Empress,
but let me tell you something. You're not strong enough to save
anybody. And we're just getting all these
flashbacks of Luffy being like, Oh no, that's exactly why I'm

(49:42):
here, because I want to get stronger.
And I'm seeing Ace get donated for the seventh time in the last
hour. Don't push your luck, kid.
You don't even know how to control your hockey.
You were too weak to save your brother, and you're no stronger
now. I will say special shout out to

(50:02):
one line in Burnie world's camp that did kind of or tickle me a
little bit. Not not in a funny way, but in
like a oh damn kind of way wherehis older brother's explaining
that stride. Luffy was like the guy who
fucked up Marine Ford or whatever.
And and then Burnie's like, wait, this punk right here, the
guy who was trying to save his brother or whatever and messed
up all Marine Ford. But he looks at Luffy and I'm

(50:24):
going to give the the the actor some prop series the way he was
like, so did did you even save him?
He's like, well, about that. It's like, oh, oh, that would
that would burn. That one burned a little bit.
World, watch out for that kid. He's that upstart, the one who
raided Marine Fort to rescue hisbrother Port Gusti Ace from

(50:46):
execution. You're facing Monkey D Luffy.
Are you telling me this twerp isthe reason the Navy headquarters
has fallen into ruin? I don't believe it.
So you save that brother of yours or not?
That's what I thought. A wimp like you isn't strong
enough to save anybody. That was good.

(51:08):
That one stung. That one stung.
I like that. That was good.
That was a good line, good delivery, good delivery.
Do you mean there's Schmuck, theone who failed to save his
brother? Yeah, that guy, that exact.
All right, that's it. And done, done with quotes.
Moving on to the golden ham who gets it.
And the answer might surprise you, will it?

(51:29):
Just kidding. I want to give it to Burn D
World just because the name is fucking incredible.
Yeah, I'm giving it I want. I'm giving it a Burn D world.
I'm surprised you didn't jump tobuggy or mini buggy.
Listen, I love Buggy, Buggy's going to have his time in the
shine for the rest of the series.
Burn D's only in going to be on my screen this one special.
Yeah, you're right. I'm never going to be able to
bask in the the the the glow of the Burn D world ever again.

(51:53):
I'll never see the Burn D brothers in all of their glory
ever again. I have to have to give it to him
now. Since you asked the names
Burnedy World, I don't know why,but if my brain just immediately
like processed what you said as Ted Burnedy.
Well. Why?

(52:14):
Why? I'm not sure why.
What's? Happening.
I don't know some a wire got crossed in my brain.
Yeah, I think a couple. Like a like the pun, just it was
sitting there and I I just reached out, grabbed them and
squished them. OK, moving on, moving on to fan

(52:36):
mail. I do have fan mail this week.
It comes to us from Mattis again, who has messaged us a
couple of times already. Fan mail says, hey guys, here's
my question. What are your three most

(52:56):
disliked slash hated characters?Sounds a little familiar.
After answering the question, please say 3 nice things about
them that you do like. Keep it up.
I'm always stoked when you drop a new episode.
Best regards Mattis. All right Mattis, you at least
changed it up for us a little bit.
All right, three people I hate Hotari, Kotari, and Satari.

(53:18):
They're still the three worst fucking characters in this
entire franchise. They they will never get a pass
from me. I can't stand them.
As for three things that I like about them, Sanji kicked them
just almost hard enough because his face looked mangled as shit
after he was taken off of my screen.
The second nice thing I'll say about them is that they're only
in Sky PS, so I only have to live with them for a grand total

(53:40):
of like 5 to 10 episodes Max. The third nice thing that I'll
say about them is that they're the first ones to go of NRU's
cronies. So, you know, that was really
cool. Bonus forth.
Nice thing you don't have to deal with them in the episode of
Skypea. Bonus.
Nice thing I have to deal with at least two of them in the
episode of Skypea. That's a good one.
That's good. I like that.

(54:02):
All right, I've I've answered your question.
Somebody else do it. Somebody else get the talking
stick? You know, this question has been
gone over a couple of times by and, and I've I've listed
characters that I that I dislikealready.
So I'm going to choose, I'm going to choose new ones for
you. So we're going to start off with
crackers. Cracker Hate that dude.
Fuck, fuck Cracker from from Whole Cake Island.

(54:23):
I don't give a shit about Cracker.
Fuck you. Absurd behavior, by the way.
Leave my McDonald's mascot alone.
Well, see, here's the thing. That's my one nice thing is that
cracker out of the the cracker suit, he looks pretty cool.
He's got a fun design. That was that was great.
So everything else about Cracker, fuck them, don't want
them, don't need them. Dale ass motherfucker.

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Do you know second character that I hate got to be Jody
Jones. Fuck you, Hody.
You're a boring villain. You should have died.
Fisher Tiger should have never taken you under his wing or
whatever. You're you're garbage.
Did he do? That I don't think he did that.
I'm just bound nonsense at this point, OK?
Sure, sure, sure. Did he not?

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No. Wasn't he, wasn't he part of
like the group of kids that was with the Sun Pirate or like the
the kids that were under the SunPirates like when June Bay and
No, no and Arlong no. No, the the kids were never with
the Sun Pirates, but Arlong looked over them a little bit.
That did happen. Arlong should have never taken
them under his wing. That would that would.

(55:26):
There you go, there's the right one.
There you go. We got there.
As for good things, you're you're a shark.
Sharks are cool. There you go.
Sharks. Do I sharks?
Do be. Cool, third hated character.
I'm going to go with Nah. I just can't stay away.
Fuck you Foxy, you're stupid andyour ark sucks.

(55:49):
Leave Foxy alone, man, Leave himalone.
Your ark sucks. I, I, I, I hate your games.
You're, you're a shitty villain.The good, the the only good
thing you did for us is give us Afro Luffy.
That's, that's my nice thing. You gave us Afro Luffy.
Wow, fucking sad. Fei fei fei noises.

(56:12):
OK, the hardest part is coming up with good like 3 things I
like about them. Yes, that is, that is really the
rub of the question, not to be perfectly.
Big Mom, That's that's one. OK.
I hate your current bits, everything about it just wedding
cake. Get out of my head you sleep
paralysis demon monster. It's echoing please.

(56:34):
The noises, however, your back story.
Watching you eat the fuck out ofthose kids.
Watching you eat those children.Watching you literally commit
cannibalism on a bunch of five year olds.
Yep, that's pretty good. That's pretty good, I'm not
going to lie like that. Keep more of that that, Yeah,
but this wedding cake, he's got to stop.

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You got to get over it. Yeah, it'd be like that.
It'd be like that. Right, like you have potential.
Be the darkness that One Piece needs.
Like you, you still you. You haven't been defeated yet.
That's another good thing going for you haven't been defeated
yet. You still have a chance.
Now you got to come on. Our next hated character.

(57:19):
OK. Sanji, right?
God damn it, You fucking annoy me.
But three things I like about you.
All three things. That's the thing we're supposed
to. I thought you said three things.
Well, I think, I think it's supposed to be name something
you hate and then or someone youhate and then one nice thing
about them. But three times for three
characters. Well, I'm still going to say
three things generous. You do it, Yeah.

(57:39):
No, you did. Fucking floor is yours, Trip.
Sometimes it's good. Sometimes the only sometimes.
Sometimes. Sometimes it's really just like,
oh, you're just doing the same suit again.
But like other times, especiallyin the movies, sometimes they're
really good. But with like a yellow shirt
underneath. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like it's good. It's good.
That's good. Your back story, it makes sense.
I like it. It's cool.

(58:00):
It's tragic like that. But.
Could have been executed better,but you know, we'll move out
from that. And three, you should have
gotten married. I'm just saying you, you should
have kept that wedding. You know, pudding should be part
of the crew. I I don't know what.
Nah, that's a that's that's we're alright with that one.
I would have loved if. Pudding was It was part of.
The I think, I think, you know, you should rekindle, rekindle

(58:21):
for that. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just. Saying thank you all.
That's all I'm saying. The third person I dislike.
Fuck you, waffle. Fuck you.
Yeah, I was gonna say what Wapple's not even gonna make
anyone's. I mean, I know you're avoiding
him, but like, come on. The fact that you put you you

(58:42):
prioritize Foxy over Wapple is abit tragic actually.
Fuck you wapple, fuck you. The only redeemable thing about
you is that you came back as a toy salesman and those bits
alone that everyone is ignoring you.
That is the the blessing becauseyou're I.
I don't even remember why I hate.
Oh. Like I, I have a rough idea of

(59:06):
just like yes, that face, I hatethem.
Yikes. But I don't remember why you're
that forgettable and I love thatabout you.
I love that you're so forgettable.
You know what? Honestly, that's a great nice
thing. I.
Love that about you. I don't have to waste the brain
power reminding myself of your flaws.

(59:27):
Exactly. I don't, I don't have to.
Like I remember there's a skinnyversion of you, but that's.
But even then, why not a clue? And you know what?
I'm never going to think about it.
I'm just going to gloss over that with watching here.
Looks, you know, suicide bomb. That's what I got out of that
arc. And in the movie you have a
brother. For some reason I didn't watch

(59:48):
that one. That's all right.
You don't need to. Or at least I don't think I did,
you know? Or at least I don't remember
watching it. All right, thank you, Devin, for
that, for for those notes. Now moving on to the group.
Oh, no, it's garb Gab now. I forgot.
Been that way for like a year and change.
I mean it, it really hasn't. You just kind of like, you know,

(01:00:10):
forced me into calling it garb Gab it.
It really should still be grab bag.
I mean it's it's really still grab bag.
See, I told you Stockholm syndrome would work.
It does work but like that's beside the point.
It it really is still fucking grab bag y'all.
Y'all just fucking garb gab for no reason.
Yeah, but the real grab bag is the garb gab in our hearts.
I hate, I hate it here. Anyway, Yeah, Garb gab time baby

(01:00:30):
garb, gab garb, garb, garb gab magic garb, whatever.
Magic garb. Magic garb.
Hi, Devin. I've got the, I've got the gab
here. Alright, so reach your fucking
hands in the. Bag I I managed to bring it down
with me because I just assumed we would need it, but now that
we're in this shelter, reach on in baby.
Yeah, alrighty, it has edges. Oh my God, it's a bunch of

(01:00:54):
cubes. It's like dice but like more
like just pointy, OK. More pointy?
Wow, that's great. This one says what's the most
overrated fruit? Oh, so it's a rain question.
All right. I guess that I guess that fits
thematically with the fact that we're in this rain shelter.

(01:01:15):
Oh oh, so it's a rain check then?
Yeah, yeah. Oh, wait, hold on.
Let me flip to the other side. Yep, Yep.
Rain check. Got it, Got it.
Rain check on the other side again.
Edges. It's on the other side like AD
6. And the question was most
overrated fruit. So I guess like.
Regular fruit? What classifieds a fruit again?
I I believe anything with seeds in it that grows on a vine is

(01:01:37):
considered a fruit. I don't think Vine is.
That might not be the case. Any any anything that grows that
has seeds inside of it is considered a fruit.
Avocado overrated. Really, I don't like it.
Well, that's that's an interesting one.
Every time I put it in my mouth it makes me gag.
Well, OK, I think I think you'rewild for that one.
I I think I might agree with youthat it's a little overrated,

(01:01:58):
but like if it didn't, if like fucking avocado toast didn't
exist, I think it would be very rated.
Avocado is still kind of fuego guacamole.
Sick. So good, Yeah.
Incredible. Yeah.
As an additive to disgusting that you're you're wild for
that. As an additive to a lot of like
salads and stuff. Still Fuego.
But like, I don't know if I callit overrated by default.

(01:02:21):
I think like society's made it alittle overrated.
They put this shit in everything.
I I. Well, they really don't.
Trust me, as someone who hates avocado, how many things have
avocado in it? Drives me nuts I think.
That's crazy. I don't think that many things
have avocado. I think things are advertised
with avocado a lot. Sushi sometimes have.
It well, yeah, sushi has it, butit's always had it.

(01:02:42):
Salads you got. It's mostly sushi that I have
the problem with it. Well.
Then you're eating the wrong genre of food, brother, because
it's always had avocado. I don't like avocado.
I hate you. Why are you in my life?
Go away. You taste like wet feet.
What kind of avocados are you eating, brother?
Oh my God, that's crazy. All right.

(01:03:03):
Apparently the foot kind. My man's out here eating durians
and calling them avocados. Well, I think I'm going to say
this is a solid apple for me, dog.
I think apples are. Oh, he's going straight for the
throat of society with. Apple.
Fuck dude, apples suck. No.

(01:03:26):
They're literally not tasty, they're just a waste of sugar
because the calories that you get in an apple are not good
carbs. They're sugar.
There it is. There are better sugars than
others, but literally all the carbs you get in an apple is
sugar, period. And even if it's naturally
occurring sugar, yeah, so is sugar fucking cane.

(01:03:48):
Who cares? It's it's bad for you.
It it tastes nasty. 90% of them.There's like three kinds of
apples that taste good, period. The Fuji Fuji apples though.
Fuji's on the list. Fuji's on the list.
I'm not saying they're all nasty, but three are the there
are three kinds of apples that are not totally fucking nasty.
Red delicious Puttu, Green applePuttu, Literally everything you

(01:04:10):
get at the grocery store that isn't Fuji Puttu.
Granny Smith's coming for you. Your knees.
OK, I kind of agree with that. I'm not going to lie.
Waste of my fucking time, waste of my time, waste of the whole
own society. There are so many better fruits.
Star fruit. If you've never had star fruit,
that shit's fucking fuego. Kiwis better than apples.
Strawberries are obviously better than apples.
Eating an orange in orange. A plain old orange clears every

(01:04:33):
apple I've ever had. Nah, that's it.
That's crazy. That's all I have to say, I
thought I'd say. I've never actively gone out of
my way to eat an orange, though I have eaten an apple.
I agree that apples are don't deserve their the places like
the de facto fruit, but I don't know that I would claim that
that an orange an average orangeclears 99% of apple.

(01:04:55):
I think that's crazy. Oranges don't 1V1 apples.
Oranges are clearing the one V1 I'm telling you.
Nah, no shot. So then where's Orange 2?
Still, where's Apple 2? Hold on.
Granny Smith. Granny Smith really do be Apple

(01:05:16):
2. You got the red one, then the
green one and then apple 3 is the like the orangish one?
Like it's not orange, but it's like the the yellowy one.
Yeah, I. Don't remember the yellow?
One my overrated fruit choice isgoing to be cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe fucking bad as far asmelons go.
Get that shit and honeydew out of my fruit salad, you know I

(01:05:40):
don't care. I mean, that's a good answer.
They're gross, they're just, they're filler.
They do be filler. That is true do be filler.
I don't want them. Just give me a bowl of fucking
watermelon and I'm good. Why are they so slimy?
I was going to say though, is cantaloupe even overrated
though? Because I feel like everyone has
the same opinion that cantaloupesucks and I don't know anyone
that ever buys cantaloupe. I know a bunch of people that

(01:06:02):
love cantaloupe. There's a lot of people out
there, I agree. That's insane to me.
Mom used to keep it stocked in the fridge too at all the time
when I was younger. Wild.
Mom, I want a snack. There's cantaloupe in the fridge
and it's like flips table. Like that's not a good fruit.
No. I think I think everyone agrees

(01:06:25):
that honeydew is bad, but I knowa bunch of candy cantaloupe
cantaloupe enjoyers and I think they're crazy.
Interesting. So maybe, maybe I'm just
surrounded by the wrong people. So if this is truly not a hot
take, then I apologize. But for the people that I know,
I know a lot of cantaloupe enjoyers.
And you disgust me. I also forget I between

(01:06:45):
cantaloupe and honeydew. One of them I think is fine and
the other one I think is absolutely nasty and I think
Cantaloupe's. The one I think is absolutely.
Cantaloupe's the orange one, Honeydew's green.
Isn't Honeydew the green 1? Yes.
Whatever 1 is like the slightly sweeter one, that's the one I
think is OK. Honeydew.
Probably honeydew. I think Honeydew's are like OK,
they're like fine. Am I putting them in my salad by

(01:07:05):
choice? No.
Am I going out of the store to buy them?
No. If they're in my salad with
cantaloupe will and I only have to not eat one of the fruits,
it's going to be cantaloupe all day.
Yeah, cantaloupe sucks. Do you think this?
Garb gab was supposed to be about double fruit.
No, not at all. No, not in.
They would have said so. Not even.
Not in the slightest. Not in the slightest.
You know, that's fair. I'm going to throw that that
cube away because it reminds me of cantaloupe already.

(01:07:28):
Yeah. That's that's probably smart.
All right. Well, yeah, yeah, we did it.
You know, Devin, since you're here, do you mind taking us
through the the end of socials, end of shows?
Sure follows on Instagram and TikTok.

(01:07:49):
TikTok Yep yes, TikTok we have we we do tik toks at
[e-mail]'s a discord in the link
down below and you know we hang out there and like I said,
sometimes I stream sometimes I don't sometimes I creep in the
wiki a little goblin and just stare terrifying.
You know you'll find your thing,and we have it is the page.

(01:08:14):
No, no, there's nothing. I have nothing for.
You we have a red bubble. Except for this bubble of red.
Yeah, what? He said.
I don't know what a red bubble is.
What? He said as he echoed me.
Clearly, Yeah, there's, there's stuff there.
There's links down below, you know, rate US, you know, give me
the good of the, you know, the, the, the spotifier, the the and,

(01:08:39):
you know, with the other ones, Idon't know what the other ones
are. They exist.
We're out there. We're everywhere.
Give us a little, you know, comedy poo, you know.
Yeah, I'm, I'm in your house. And Speaking of being in my
house, you know, Devin, you opened us up cold open this
evening with a a song from Blue's Clues.
Do you mind closing us out with another song?
I. Can't because you locked the
door, remember? Well, I mean, we're not.

(01:09:00):
We're not. I'm worried about that right
now. I just want you to sing another
song from Blue's Clues if you want to get out of here.
Devin sing the fucking song. Oh God.
You do want to get out of here, don't you, Devin?
Devin, you motherfucker, you better sing.
Do I want to leave? And you made it pretty clear you
did earlier. Are you saying you don't now?
You do want to leave, don't you,Devin?

(01:09:20):
Don't you? What is leaving I, I.
I don't know. Wait, why?
Why are my arms stuck to my my in my armpits?
Wait a minute. Don't.
Don't don't worry, you're doing the chicken dance.
What's happening? Oh oh oh, this is nice and cozy.

(01:09:43):
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
It absolutely is. What am I watching right now,
Devin? Wait.
You want to leave, don't you, Devin?
No, he doesn't. Devin.
No, no, this is. This is fine.
He doesn't Christian. What about the raccoons, Devin?
And you know Christian soon. What are they going to do
without you? Soon, neither will you.
Neither will you, Christian. Devin the Raccoons.

(01:10:05):
They got the raccoon family. Devin.
Oh God, he's too cozy. Oh fuck.
God damn it. God damn it, Devin, you were the
1. You were supposed to.
Yeah, you weren't supposed to. Yeah, I don't.
Let it soak in I. Got to get out of here.
I got to get out. I got it.
I got to go. There you go.
I got to. There you go.

(01:10:26):
I got to sleep. No, you don't.
I got to. No, you got to stay right here.
I got to close my eyes. Yeah.
Yeah. Goodnight everybody.