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Luffy and the gang encounter a talented craftsman living under the iron grip of a corrupt Marine commander. Like any other adventure, their carefree arrival quickly turns into a fight for freedom.

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(00:06):
And welcome back, everybody, to Jeopardy One Piece Edition,
baby. Yeah.
We're here. We're here again.
Yeah, yeah. I got some advice from Ken
Jennings, the host of Real Jeopardy, on some tips and
tricks how to handle hosting this illustrious show.

(00:30):
Wow, really? And tonight I've got with me the
one, the only host of One Piece with a lime, Brendan.
Hey, wow, wow, what a an absolute fantastic preamble.
Thank you Sir. I I'm happy to be here.
I'm happy to have you here. Like I said, I spoke a little
while to Sir Jennings and he gave me the scoop and you know,

(00:54):
we're going to see how this goes.
I didn't come up with these questions.
They were just handed to me. Somebody else did that work.
He informed me that that was notpart of my job.
So I said, oh, great, because I I didn't want to do that.
Hosting is enough. OK, right.
So with that being said, Brendan, choose your category
all. Right, sweet.
I've been waiting all for this. All right, So you know, I, I've
been thinking it over and, and of what's available to me, you

(01:18):
know, Christian, can I call you Christian, by the way?
By all means. Yes, Christian, I think I want
to choose annoying adventures that have very little plot to
deal with the Straw hats that I care about for 200.
Oh perfect. OK, so the clue is starring a

(01:38):
double colored clown looking individual.
This one piece special features everyone's favorite pink haired
Kobe. Features a pink haired Kobe.
Well you know that can't be justanything.
Oh you know what, I know what itis.
It's episode of Luffy adventure on Hand Island.
One of the least interesting andprobably biggest waste of time

(02:00):
specials I think I might have seen in my entire One Piece
career. That's right, everybody perfect.
Did I remember to answer with the form in the form of a
question? I don't think so, but you know,
I this is a very informal version of Jeopardy.
So we we play by our own rules here.
Fantastic. All right, Well, you know,
honestly, I don't even think there's a reason to continue the
game. I feel like I won with that

(02:21):
answer alone, right? You just, you don't want to make
more money at any point. You just you're satisfied with
just a little $200. There's four other categories
here worth of money. You know, you're right, you're
right, you're right. Go ahead and give me my next
question. Same topic.
Useless plot elements for One Piece shorts that make me not

(02:41):
care about the straw head crew for 300.
They are still in like, normal jeopardy, like 2-4.
We're in double jeopardy already, for the record.
Yeah, we start off big. Oh.
OK. I'm sorry.
So then I'll take that for 400. So we're at 4:00. 100 Yeah yeah
yeah Starring with a villain protagonist named after an
animal, Luffy adopts this wild hairstyle in order to fight him

(03:03):
at the end of the arc. What is the long ring long land
arc Hey. Also known as the Foxy Games
arc, you have guessed it right once again.
We'll be back for One Piece Jeopardy after these messages.
I walked myself right into that.I I knew this is going to
happen. I should have known this is
going to happen. You can't give me such power.

(03:25):
See, in my mind, in my mind, I'mlike, oh, I'm going to do my boy
a favor. I'm just going to move us on
from this so that we don't have to like be stuck here trying to
make up Jeopardy questions for the next like 10-15 minutes.
And then you're like, no, no, dude, let's do in it.
Let's do in this. I got it all day.
We can keep going, but. Do you want to do another one?
Let's do another one for the road.
Well, you seem like you want to move on, so we can just move on.
I don't want, I want you to. No, no, let's do it again.

(03:47):
Oh. OK.
We now return to your program, Christian.
I would like to two for 600 useless plot lines from One
Piece franchise that make me notgive up single about any of the
Straw Hats. This confectionery based arc.
Oh for old sakes, I'm moving on.Fuck you fucking garbage.

(04:18):
It's no longer became a a meme on the thing that we watched.
It's just a meme on my taste. How dare you, How dare you
assault me like this? I wasn't even going to clown
Sanji, I was going to make the make the question about Big Mom
yelling wedding cake for 20 episodes.
Wedding cake? Yeah sure.
Oh fuck. Can I do the summary?
I will do the summary so we can get into this.
Yeah, please. Let's do the summary.

(04:42):
Episode of Luffy adventure Ahan Island.
During a battle with several marine warships, the Straw Hat
Pirates are forced to make an emergency coup de burst in order
to escape a sudden attack from above in the form of an
immensely large cannonball crashlanding on a nearby island.
They decide to explore while Frankie repairs and moves the
ship. Finding a town, they learn of
its past and people while Luffy befriends a nearby wax sculptor.

(05:04):
After being told that his apprentice has joined the
marines and subsequently been imprisoned due to knowing how to
create incredibly solid wax, Luffy meets the others and goes
out to find The Apprentice, leaving Sanjay Nusaf to deal
with the Marine troops. He eventually finds Regis
trapped in a cage, accidentally activating a complicated water
trap. They are only saved by the
timely intervention of Sanji. Escaping to a nearby reef, they

(05:26):
decide to destroy Billix weaponsonce and for all.
So, yeah, All right, Christian. Hey, bud.
I feel like I've had strong thoughts at the opener for the
last couple of weeks. I really, I want to give you the
floor, give you the floor for a minute because I still got
thoughts and they're very strong.
But you know, I just, I wanna, Iwanna take the layup on this
one, I feel like. You know, that's that's fine.

(05:47):
I think you gave up the goat a little bit with your intro.
Maybe, possibly, maybe. But I can definitely talk a
little bit about episode of Luffy here.
It's a little different in stylefrom the normal naming
convention of these specials in movies and so on, because it's
called episode of Luffy, which to this point we have got an

(06:09):
episode of insert thing here andit's sort of a recap of a thing
we already know about. This, on the other hand, takes
place post time skip. I believe I read that it's
somewhere in the hood of like episode 5, the high 5 hundreds
or whatever. So we're talking a pretty good
bit. After we've met all these
characters before. There's there's nothing here you

(06:30):
haven't seen and instead it's just an extra story.
Yes, this is just purely some nonsense.
Whatever that they made for reasons, it's more it's more
like a normal One Piece movie. They call it episode of Luffy
for whatever reason. I couldn't find any specific
reason that this was made. My assumption would be that this

(06:52):
was made because of some specialoccasion on two different parts
of this film. They introduce core back story
flashbacks that we've seen already a bunch of times for
Luffy and Kobe. And really like, the only reason
they typically do this is because they're reminiscing on

(07:16):
some milestone in the series. You know, the last thing that we
watched was a 15th anniversary of the show type of deal.
And this just sort of exists. There was really no rhyme or
reason. There was no story to loop even
haphazardly with the actual plotof the show.

(07:36):
Like we've got movies like Film Z or even Gold that mention
offhandedly some of these characters, even if at the end
of the day the movies are not Canon.
This is just nothing, you know? It might as well have been a
filler arc in the actual show. Pretty much that's how this shit
plays out for the most part, yes.
It's not anything incredible. It was fairly oaring for most of

(08:01):
the time. The villain is extremely
forgettable and non inspiring inhis motivations for anything.
It's the same marine shit we've seen 1000 times, he just has a
slightly different cork than we've seen before.
He has a puppet snake that he talks through sometimes, and he

(08:22):
likes giant fuck off cannons, and he names them after women.
Otherwise, there's really nothing to this.
We don't showcase cool abilities.
Really. We don't.
We don't get a emotionally driven storyline.
It just sort of exists. This feels like filler they
would put in the show because they just needed to airtime to
catch up to the manga or to let the manga get ahead, rather.

(08:45):
I think there were movies that we've watched that I've disliked
more than this just because theywere actively bad.
This was just kind of nothing. Yeah, you know, like something
like Clockwork Tower, whatever that island was, that movie,
that that one was probably stillworse than this.
And they spent a long fucking time on some of these

(09:06):
flashbacks. By the way.
I'll mention it now because it'snot really worth talking about.
Please, please do. Please do.
They do the whole Shanks and Luffy on his home island thing,
like the whole thing from start to finish.
They just put the entire back story in there.
It's 15 minutes of this movie, maybe more that is just reliving

(09:27):
Luffy and Shanks's interaction. You know, from Luffy cutting his
eye open underneath to the bandits coming in and making a
mockery of Shanks. But Shanks is fine.
And then Shanks and his crew kick the shit out of him later
and we find out the Luffy at thedevil.
The whole 9 yards is in this movie, Yeah.
I will say the only major note that I have is that this special

(09:49):
here does mark the first time that the anime had the cojones
to have the Luffy giving himselfthe scar bit, believe it or not.
I don't even know if you realizethis because maybe it's just so
synonymous because you've seen it enough extra times.
The bit where Luffy gives himself a scar is in like
chapter one of the manga, but itis completely removed from the

(10:11):
original anime run of these episodes as they were being
aired back in the day, if that means anything to you.
We we meet Luffy, he just already has the scar.
We never knew that he gave himself the scar.
Technically this is the first time in the anime actually
haven't. We seen that.
I feel like I've seen that. You might have now, now that
you're like at episode 800 and this came out during episode 570

(10:33):
something, but this retelling marks the first time that the
anime actually covered that little detail.
Not that it's really that relevant.
No, it's just kind of like, you know, moot.
It's it's just one one somewhat interesting thing.
It's just a thing. Yeah, I feel like I have seen
that before, but I don't know. Who knows, Could have imagined

(10:55):
it. And I think this is like this
supposed to be like the way thatit ties in the episode of Luffy
element is like, you know, recapping these like two major
milestones in Luffy's early partof his journey or whatever.
And I'm, you know, just just finish your thought before I
fucking get into. I at the end of the day, I think

(11:15):
I'm I'm mostly I this this movie, this movie is nothing
like I we we could have been totally fine not watching this
movie at all. I like I dude, essentially it
was like a waste of time. I got nothing out of this movie.
Like there there was no, there'sno part of this movie where I
was like, really? No, OK, actually, that's maybe

(11:36):
slightly disingenuous. They did start off a little
strong by having the fashion show.
I was going to say, I knew it was going to be the fucking
fashion show. The fashion show was fun.
I, I, I If they did that in every movie where they had
wardrobe changes I don't, I wouldn't be mad.
That would be kind of cool actually.
Honestly, facts I'll give you. That I say that now, but if that

(11:58):
actually happened and I got to like the 5th or 6th 1, then
maybe you know, I don't know whohow I'd feel, but right now
because this is new. Give me fashion.
Show I would I think I'd I'd diga fashion show every time they
did wardrobe changes for movies.That would be pretty sick.
But after that, the movie nonsense, it sucks.
There's no point. Yikes.
So okay, you know, listeners, this is going to be tough.

(12:20):
I ain't gonna lie to you're gonna have a rough 1 today.
I'm I had a rough one. I'm usually the fucking voice of
reason amongst the haters guys, this is bad.
Let's run through the list. All right, you got a villain
with no redeemable qualities, noattractive qualities whatsoever.
He's just annoying. They did the classic tried and
true. Oh it's the Marines, but they're
not like questionably bad. They're just objectively bad

(12:44):
people and then the pirates haveto come in and save them.
You know what makes this is thisis what I'm going to do.
I'm going to spend the rest of the evening telling you what
makes individual plot elements work and what made this one not.
All right, let's let's take step#1A villain that you do not care
about. You are not allowed to have a
villain you do not care about unless you in addition have an
aspect or a secondary villain that you might care about.

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An example where this works in Water 7, where we have Spondum,
who is just an objectively horrible fucking person with no
redeemable qualities whatsoever.You have Lucci, which love it or
hate it, he's at least like he'sthe wall, he's the impenetrable
force. You know he's something else,
like the audience can get their teeth synced into.
He might not be like as annoyingand like big baddie as Spondum
is, but either way you still have something else to gravitate

(13:32):
towards in an Buggy. Buggy is another great example
of a person you love to hate, but you know what his redeemable
qualities are? Memes.
And people love memes. I can sink my teeth into memes.
This guy, what is this guy? He's got like a fake fucking
snake that he uses as a sock puppet or something.

(13:53):
All right? Anyway, villain does not work.
Huge disappointment, by the way,that the snake wasn't just an
actual talking snake. That's what I'm saying, brother.
Villain garbage. All right?
Marines that are actually just the bad guys.
All right? When does this work?
Well, the Marines are always thebad guys.
So you as a story writer get to play with that flexibility
because your protagonists are pirates.

(14:15):
They will always be the quote UNquote de facto bad guy in the
eyes of everyone around you. You don't have to make the
Marines so easily 0 redeemable qualities.
You you could get creative, you could change it up a little bit.
You know what made an arc like G8 work?
Is that Jonathan the captain or the Commodore?
I don't know what his rank was at the time.
He was just kind of like a really solid guy.

(14:37):
But what was he obviously like the villain of the arc?
Well, he was the antagonist for sure.
He wasn't a bad guy, but we still knew we had to quote UN
quote best the Marines in that arc, but we didn't need him to
be a super bad guy to make that happen.
He was just like a guy trying todo his job and and happened to
be a Marine. Meanwhile, we're always going to
root for the straws who are pirates.
You don't need to have this black and white shit, guys.

(14:59):
All right, Anyway, that's why that didn't work here.
I'm going to keep going on the list thing #3 that I don't like
all of these side characters, absolutely boring.
And the dad of the son relationship, they like, they
like tried to make something sort of redeemable.
You got the dad who's, you know,he's just like a Craftsman of
wax and you know, he's like, oh,I wanted my son to follow in my
footsteps. But you know, we just never saw
it. You know, they never had like a

(15:21):
moment where I felt like their conflict made any sense
whatsoever. I never, I could never root for
their relationship because I didn't know why their
relationship was estranged in the 1st place.
We just sort of meet them both independently.
When Regis the son or whatever is a child, they have a decent
relationship and then in the present they have a bad

(15:42):
relationship. And at the very end when we see
the reason, the quote UN quote reason they don't see eye to
eye, it's because the dad was really buddy buddy with most
pirates that came by and the sunwas like, but pirates are bad.
I can't be friends with pirates.And it's like, brother, do you
have any catalyst whatsoever? Do you have your own thoughts
that go beyond like just deciding that what your dad is

(16:05):
like is bad or that what you're saying makes more sense?
I don't know. There there is no good
relationship building amongst the only two through lines at
all. And then Kobe's in this for some
reason, which he doesn't, he doesn't bucket do anything.
He only served as a good reason to lay off the Kisaru bit at the
very end because he's like, oh God, Brooke, Kisaru, how are you
doing? So for those keeping track at

(16:27):
home, this is like the only special that I sort of know by
name that I him like complete. Like I had no idea what it was
before this. In fact I think I said last week
I thought that it was just like a recap of Luffy.
I had no idea it was its own side adventure until today.
And also fun fact, it's one of the few specials that have not
been dubbed by Funimation. Long story short, I will not be

(16:50):
championing championing getting episode of Luffy adventure on
hand island dubbed at any foreseeable future because my
God what a fucking waste of their time this show would be.
And I feel bad because I love when the guy who does Kobe shows
up every now and again because he does a great job.
Yeah, this was not good. This wasn't even like,
indifferent bad. This is just bad.

(17:11):
I had a bad time. This is literally the poster
child for everything that everyone says is wrong with One
Piece Personified. That is scathing.
That's a harsher view, but not entirely undeserved.
This is like a 2 out of 10. I'm so sorry.
And you know what I I think we need to say it more every so
often when they hit an L we needto be honest about it.

(17:32):
LS are OK when the rest of the series, for the most part in my
opinion, is AW. They're allowed to have an L
from time to time, but let's call a spade a spade because
this was not itchy. No, this is not one of the
highlights of the show by any means.
You know, I just, I wanted to enjoy it more because I, you
know, I agree. I really like the fashion show

(17:52):
at the beginning that had a great start.
I really like the Keyser bit at the end, that one was funny.
Laying up the Keyseru wax figurebit was honestly probably the
second good thing about this movie.
Yeah, really bookended this film.
Really, really bookended this film.
I don't even know what else there is to say.
Guys like listen, I'll tell you the entire movie in 5 minutes

(18:15):
and it'll save you an hour and 40.
So we meet the straws, they're vibing.
We meet bad villain guy #7 he has a big fuck off cannon tries
to kill the straws. Straws get away with oh you
guessed it coulda burst. Who woulda guessed Land on a
random island. They they choose to go to the
Marine base because reasons, youknow, shoehorn B plot here,

(18:37):
proceed to you fuck around on the base, go back home.
Now Marine guy is even meaner than he was a second ago, starts
attacking the island they escapeto they go back to Marine base
and beat Guy and his cannon. That was it.
That's it. That's all that happened.
We did it. I can tell you this, this plot
line there, there's nothing in it that's that's unique or

(18:59):
thought provoking. Yeah, really.
I'm going to be rabid. About how much I disliked my
time this evening. My fault.
I, you know, but I don't want tobe that guy.
I don't need to be that guy. Zen.
Yeah, Zen. Raining you?
Know not everything needs to be perfect but man I feel really
bad for anybody that wasted their time animating this, I

(19:22):
really do. I'm looking at the notes on the
wiki page for this movie too, and apparently it also marks the
official appearance of Kobe and Helmeppo's post time skips
looks. Oh yeah, that was going to be
another thing. I said this this came out
simultaneous to Film Z. So technically this beats Film Z
as the original debut of post Time Skip Kobe and Helmeppo.

(19:46):
Which is. Complete garbage.
Fucking sneak this pile of trashin underneath fucking film Z.
Hey, fuck it. Better.
Way way way way way better. Get out of here.
I'm honestly convinced that thishad to be a tax write off or
something like that's the only that's the only way I can like
fathom that this was made And nobody in like the drawing room

(20:08):
was like, guys, I think we made garbage.
They're all they're all like, don't worry, dude, it's a tax
write off. But it doesn't need to be
perfect. The kids will love it.
It's the only thing that makes sense to me.
I love the idea that this movie was purely used to launder some
money or something. Like they could have gone about
it the normal way, like by putting it through a laundry

(20:31):
business or a Mattress Firm on the corner that nobody knows how
it exists. For the last 30 years they never
see anybody go inside of it. They were like, you know what
weird animation studio, let's just make a shitty movie and pay
our workers quote UN quote to tomake it and animate it.
The only other thing that was mildly amusing comes at the

(20:54):
very, very end of the movie, when the Straw Hats remember
that they left Zorro on the island.
No, don't. Don't steal my quote, brother.
Get fucked, nerd. After all that, I was like, oh
man, I I actually had managed toget at least one quote.
It's a single word long. Hey, just fucking just Zorro

(21:17):
going like hey, what the hey, wait a minute you fucks.
Hey, just staring blankly out into the abyss and going hey,
what should be more worried? What fucking what a way to end
it now that's a way to bookend this fucking this fucking
special this something that we watched this evening, this.

(21:38):
Pile of nothing yeah I mean theytry they try and really rope you
in with some of the aspects of this by I I the the thing you're
supposed to be rooting for the most here is Diego who is this
older wax figure creator gentleman which.
Yeah, wax figure, dad, guy. Yeah, wax figure dad got grandpa

(21:58):
dad guy, which to be fair, the the like little a little bit
where we first meet him and he takes Luffy down into his
workshop and you see all the waxfigures.
It's like a little fun, but I'm not that invested.
You know, this guy is just he loves pirates.
He's modelled wax figures after every pirate that he's ever met.

(22:20):
And so it's. Which cricket was there, by the
way? This motherfucker's met cricket.
I know. This motherfucker's met Mont
Blanc cricket. The Mont Blanc cricket.
I thought that was the funniest,that was the funniest one out of
any of them. He's met young Zeff, he's met
most of Whitebeard's crew and his captains and so on.

(22:43):
His subordinates, higher up subordinates and there's
probably there's a bunch of squads.
In the back. Squads there too.
Yeah there's like there's a ton of them in there that you just
sort of aces there and Shanks and a couple of his crew are
there lucky Roo one or one or two others maybe.
And it's just it's a funny little thing I but then it

(23:06):
introduces it. It rolls right into the fucking
Luffy Shanks back story because he sees the Shanks figure and
I'm like, oh stop. Here we go.
Here we go again. And it just kept going.
They start at the very beginningand I was like, oh, we just got
to like montage our way through it.
Nope, no, strap in because you're here for the whole

(23:27):
fucking episode and episode's worth of flashback.
Yeah, you sure were. Honestly, can I tell?
That was honestly my favorite part of this.
I'd rather just sit there and watch flashbacks and watch
whatever the hell else was goingon.
Myself, I mean, I don't know, it's a tough, it's a tough
bargain, you know, thing I've already seen 100 times already

(23:47):
or boring ass new stuff. I don't, I don't know.
I I. Listen, man, maybe, maybe the
better the devil I know than theone I don't, I guess is the, the
way this works out, but it just is it's, it was, it was tough.
You know, I, I obviously I skipped my way through the, the,
the, the Luffy back story at a certain point.

(24:08):
Now I get a couple minutes in, Irealized that they're just
going. To go through the whole thing.
20 minutes later, I'm at. I'm at back in the movie again.
Whatever. Yeah, as you should, as you
should. Same thing, Same thing with
Kobe. Like there's no, there's no
reason to watch all that again. I I know how this goes.
I'm I'm, I like Kobe. I don't need to be reminded.

(24:28):
But there's just yeah, like the generic, generic villain.
He's just, he's just an asshole.He's terrorizing the nearby
villages with his giant fuck offcannon.
No, at first I'm thinking to myself the giant cannon appears
and I'm wondering if the guy from the 3-D2Y movie Burn D
World is that is here and and making his appearance again

(24:52):
somehow making the cannonball big.
You know, it is funny when you think about it.
We watch 2 specials back-to-backthat feature a giant fuck off
cannon. Yeah.
Strange. That was totally unplanned.
And like what a weird thread forthere to be in the first place.
Yeah, they love their giant fuckoff cannons in One Piece special

(25:13):
land. Yeah.
Yeah, if I had a nickel for every time I watched a movie
with a giant fuck off can and I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot. But it's weird that it happened
twice in a row. Thank you.
Oh man, Christian, I'm going to be so fucking for real with you
and with the audience. I got nothing to say other than
I think this is bad and I hope Inever watch it again.

(25:33):
That's where I stand. I can't see a situation where I
would ever lay my eyes on this again.
I'm sorry that I brought it forward to us because I, you
know, I only, I, I had realized that it existed and was like,
shit, you know, we want to watchthe specials.
Let's watch this special. I, I, I can't be totally
confident, but I, I think other specials are better.
I haven't seen all of them, but I've seen most of them.

(25:55):
Yeah, I haven't seen as many as you, and I can say with
confidence that a lot of them are better.
I don't need to watch the rest of them to know that this one is
not is is is low on the totem pole.
This one's pretty low on the totem pole.
This, this is this is the most bona fide 2 out of 10 that I
have ever come across in one piece proper.
I have a question for you. Yes, who won the fashion show?

(26:17):
You know, I mean, I, I'm going to give it to either Nami or
Sanji. I feel, I feel like it's
they're, they're the easy answers, but that I, I, I really
vibed with, with Sanji's fit in this.
And you know, Nami's always got that, that sweet drip.
What about you? The royal purple on Sanji and

(26:38):
the IT was like a like a black shirt with a skull pattern on it
or something like that, right? I think.
Yeah, pretty sweet. Sanji's always got outfits that
are a little bit better, especially for the guys.
Luffy always uninspiring. Zorro pretty much always
uninspiring. Chopper pretty much always
uninspiring. But there's only so much you can

(26:58):
do with this tiny little reindeer body.
And also they'll always put him in the cutesy little outfit
rather than something that's actually interesting.
Like they just straight just straight up gave him polka dot
pyjamas for this one. Chopper didn't even know that a
that a fashion show was happening.
He just rolled out of bed and they said, hey, fax.
Oh, this is what you're wearing.Cool.

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Get out there. And you know, that was it.
This time, USOP was rather uninspiring.
There are times when Usop's got some good fits, but this one, he
just threw on a T-shirt and shorts.
Yeah, yeah. You know, like a lilac colored
button up and called it a day. And he even introduces himself.
He goes like, hey, I look good in everything.

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You're MC Usopp. You're MC Usopp.
And I'm like, you know, you do look decent in it, but that's
mostly because you're not wearing an undershirt.
So I just see your ripped ABS underneath the shirt.
So like, yeah, of course you look good.
You just look good by man, all right?
You know, we got to fix the fit,though.
The fit's not it. Yeah.
Let's like, let's spice it up a little bit like you like you

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usually do, you know, let's get some of the some of that color
back in there. You you do much better with your
when when you get some color in there to accentuate the fact
that you're the only one that still has melanin on this crew
and even that has been siphoned away from him slowly over time.
Brooks marching line fit was pretty cool.
I like the baggy pants on him. It was just a little like.

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Too on the nose for me. I think it's a little too on the
nose. Yeah, yeah, I'm a bit of a
sucker for for that royal blue sort of color too.
And he was wearing baggy pants instead of straight leg pants,
which I think was different enough to make me go, oh, OK.
You know, like instead of something that's skinny, skinny
skinny jeans, he's got some somevolume to his clothing here.

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You know, I respect it a little bit.
Yeah. I mean, I think I I think I
mostly agree there. Like I I would put Brooke high
up there and then Nami's I wish Nami skirt was like the color on
it was great and then the boots combo with the sweater.
But also like a sweater. Like it was definitely hot out
there. Obviously this is anime watch
and we don't give a fuck, but like a sweater?

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Yeah, dude, come on. Like, literally.
Life. No, I know, I know, I know, I
know. I know that I'm making a very
nonsensical argument. But the sweater, I'm like, gosh,
she must be sweating up in there.
I mean Sanji's in a full ass fucking suit dog.
I know, I know, and he always is, which I always think about.
I think about how fucking hot hemust always be.
I. Think about that.
Not physically hot, but like like he's sweating.

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He runs at 100° all the time. It was it was a little funny
too. I'm thinking back just just
rewinding some of the movie, at least to, to to scrape something
out of it. The part where Luffy rolls up on
Diego, Old Wax grandpa, that's his name for the audience.
Diego stall for the first time. He's just munching on some

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fruit, and Diego's looking at him incredulously, like, are you
just fucking eating my fruit outof the front of my stall?
And Luffy's like, yeah, yes, it kind of tastes shitty, but yeah.
And he's like, well, of course it's Wax.

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That part was a little funny that.
Was a good bit too. Oh, the shout out to that bit.
That's that's always a good. Bit yeah, it's a shame that Kobe
and Hal Meppo are used so uninterestingly in this,
especially if it's their first outing.
If anyone actually watched this before they watched Film Z, I'm
so sorry. They they didn't exactly have
like great presence in film Z either though.
I think the only scene they werein was when Garp and Sengoku

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were like describing Z and then like Kobe and Hal Meppo were
just there hanging out with Garpas Garp is like just, you know,
telling them about Z Like they don't do anything.
They're they're just kind of there.
Yeah, I guess that's true. It's cool that we got to see
their like post time skip designs and all that but like
for context their actual anime, I'm sorry, manga debut post time

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skip was just after Whole Cake Island when Luffy got his big
boy bounty. Wow.
So we've seen him a couple of times uncanonically correct.
I didn't realize that, I guess. Yeah, I guess that tracked.
Wasn't he in like post art stuffbefore Whole Cake too, no.
Nah dude, I'm telling you. I'm telling it was after Whole

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Cake. Really.
Not after dress Rosa. I promise you 0 after dress
Rosa. Huh.
It is all straight non Canon. Damn.
OK. Crazy, isn't it, They?
Just couldn't wait to show us our boy that's.
What I'm saying dude. The animators over a toy and
whoever else animated these specials and movies were like
man we can't believe ODA waited that long to show off the Kobe

(31:47):
and his glow up post time skip. You know what?
Wait, wait, wait. If you got, if you want
something done right, you do it yourself.
Do it yourself, that's what I'm saying.
And then they put them in all these fucking movies and have
them do next to nothing in them.Yeah, yeah.
Well, he had a little bit of a part in Stampede.
Yeah, like a little more than than Z.
At least he was like, actually like coordinating something.

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Yeah, it's all right, man. He gets his time to shine.
They put everyone and their mother in Stampede though, so
like, really, where's the line? They did do that.
They did do that and I love Stampede for it.
Ah, yeah, that's fine. Stampede is Stampede's very well
off for that. I'm I'm totally cool with it.
I'm not. I don't say that, you know, to
be a, to be a knock on the movie.
I enjoy Stampede. Stampede's a top three movie for

(32:30):
me, I think. Hell yeah.
This special however, not a top special.
Maybe even a bottom 3 this. Is definitely one of my bottom
three I think beyond a shadow ofa doubt because you know, like
this movie could have done better.
It'd be the same special. But if the marine guy was not a
marine but a pirate, at least itwould have been like a little
bit more normal for me, I think.I think the fact that they just

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made a very clear asshole out ofa marine guy.
I'm just like brothers sisters my non binary pals, what are we
doing? You have an opportunity when you
make your antagonist be a marine.
You don't need to rely on them just being an objective bad
person. Make them obscure, give them a

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little bit of ambiguity. Do do something.
Don't just make wobble but slap the marine logo on them.
I mean for fucks sake we literally hate waffle.
Yeah, and he really was just kind of a waffle ass character,
wasn't he? Huh.
Golly dude, I just I. It just sucks the whole way
through. Uninteresting doesn't do

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anything fun, has no devil fruiteven to make things more
interesting. He's just a fucking asshole.
No devil fruit. He even fucking took all the
artisans. He is just waffle 2.0.
He's literally we took all the artisans off the fucking island
and use him for his own devices.God damn.
This is this is a bottom 3 moviefor sure for me.

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This I don't know if this takes the cake.
I'm going to have to like do some soul searching and and re
remember how much I dislike someof the older movies because I do
remember the chopper one being really straight fucking garbage.
But I think this might clear thechopper movie.
I don't know. Yeah, I'd have to go back and
like really think about like a list of all of the previous ones
we've watched and and sort that out for myself because I think

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that this is, it's easily bottom5, bottom three.
There may be some contenders outinside of the one I mentioned
before. No, I think, I think beyond a
shadow that was this bottom 3 for sure.
Easiest fucking choice of my life.
Sorry listeners. By the way, if you came here,
you know, expecting your, your ragtag group of guys who are
just like, man, I fucking love One piece.
One Piece is so good guys. Sometimes you just got to call a

(34:36):
spade a spade. You really do.
It's for fuck sakes. Yeah, I mean, the really
unfortunate thing is that this feels like One Piece still too,
with the dumb shenanigans to it it does and the way that the
characters act and Luffy is all about getting justice for Diego
and his son Regis and and all ofthis.
It feels like the One Piece at its core, This is this is One

(35:01):
Piece. It's just the most boring
version of it that they possiblycould have imagined.
It is the One Piece formula withnone of the intrigue.
They always have the formula forOne Piece on the whiteboard in
their offices, right? But they always say, OK, but we
need to make sure we we branch off in these specific areas so

(35:22):
we can disguise it as a different story every time we
retell it. Well, they didn't do that today.
They took the formula and they pressed Control C, Control V and
they said that's how we make anime today.
Here's how bored they were making their own movie.
The main antagonist? This dude Billick, who wears

(35:45):
black face paint on half of his face, he has this very, like, I
don't know, we'll call it Phantom of the Opera.
I love that you said it that waytoo.
That makes him so much more Yikes.
Yeah, he wears straight black face paint on half of his face.
His face is divided between his normal face and, and black face

(36:05):
paint and so is like his outfit.It's half yellow and half black
and so is his stupid hat. And then he has this snake
puppet that he wears on his right hand and it coils around
and he pretends to talk through it sometimes.
It's his, it's his alter ego, whatever.
You know, it's like a, it's likeit's, it's almost a 2 on the
nose Jekyll and Hyde sort of thing, except without any of the

(36:26):
mystery about which side he's talking through if he's
currently in Jekyll or Hyde mode.
Anyway, he's a slut for cannons,loves firepower, has the
artisans of the island build a giant fucking cannon.
We destroy that eventually because we have to save the
island, right? Great.
He's got a backup project which is a smaller cannon that works

(36:49):
on a wire system and either him or the thing itself has such
fast reaction speed that it moves.
He can react to punches from Luffy in second gear.
Crazy, crazy. Fucking ridiculous I know I but
keep following me because it gets worse.
Cannons remember main weapon cannon.
This guy has nothing else about him.

(37:10):
He has no devil fruit, nothing. He's just likes cannons.
They decided that oh, and and we're we're all familiar with
Luffy, the rubber man being impervious to cannons since day
one. This is like one of the first
things you learn about him and his and his devil fruit is that
he's impervious to bludgeoning damage through cannons.

(37:30):
Especially they were so uninspired in this movie that
they were going to make cannons hurt him.
Yes, they put a fuse on the cannonball so that they explode
when they hit Luffy and so they do explosion damage and it's not
just bludgeoning damage. That's it.
That's how they decided to introduce conflict or trials and
tribulations for Luffy. In this they put a fuse on the

(37:53):
cannonballs. Man dude, what a what a choice
to make this movie. And they made it last like 10
minutes, by the way. That was like a 10 to 15 minute
sequence, which is kind of wild.The last fight is 10 to 15
minutes against this guy and it's fucking bullshit.
There's no rhyme or reason that Luffy should be struggling
against is that this guy should have been a literal one punch
and done. We should have been out of in

(38:14):
and out of here in 30 seconds. They like tried to make him a
heavy hitter villain in the in the fourth quarter and literally
nobody believed for a second that this guy was going to be
worth a shit. Yeah, there was.
There was no reason they should have fought this hard to make
him a villain worth spending more than 30 seconds on.
Just straight up. I found the Silver Linings that

(38:37):
I wanted out of this movie with some of the funny gags.
This is the part where I'm just like, I'm over, I'm done.
I'm putting that part away and just straight up shitting on the
movie because this is dumb. Like this is stupid and I was I
was a waste of time. No possible way that this should
have been happening. Well, Christian, unfortunately,
I think I'm good. I think I'm fine.

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That's all I need to say about this.
Yeah, I feel real good. I'm.
Glad you feel good listeners. You know, I hope you feel good,
but if you don't, I don't know, get over it.
Anyway, next week is gonna be next week is gonna be Adventures
of Nebulandia, which I do remember watching, and I
remember it being a kind of decent kind of decent one,

(39:20):
actually. So I really hope that I come
back next week and don't have the same criticisms.
Imagine that. That would be wild if this was
just another stinker and you just have to eat all your words.
We shall see. Anyway, moving on to quotes.
Quotes. Well, Christian, you took my
only quote this evening, so I'm just going to remind everybody

(39:41):
at home when the Straw Hats get away from the Navy base and
Zorro is left on the island and they're all like, wait, what
happened to Zorro? And then camera cuts to Zorro.
And so it was just like, hey, what?
Yeah. That was my quote, baby.

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Cut to credits. I got two more quotes.
The first is when everyone gets off of the boat onto Hand Island
and they're just walking throughthe jungle there, Luffy and Usop
go swinging by on a bunch of vines.
Which, by the way, missed goldenopportunity to reuse Usop from a

(40:25):
long time ago. Was that sky P?
Yeah. That was Sky P and it was Zorro
my friend. No Who's USOP?
Are you really going to challenge me on this?
I promise you'd be on a shadow of a doubt.
Zorro is the one that clears histhroat and goes Oh.
I think he does that after USOP.No incorrect USOP at the time,
he's with Luffy and Sanji as they're taking a separate boat
through to upper yard after dealing with Konus and stuff.

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Maybe I'm wrong about what arc it's from, but I know that there
is a, there is a moment where USOP goes Tarzan mode and I, I,
I remember the phrase USOP. Oh, I like like as clear as day.
So I don't know. I don't know what it is, but.
There might be an A point where USOP do go Tarzan mode, but the
one that everyone remembers is Zorro.

(41:07):
But I'll give you that. I I can't, I'll I will parse my
brain for all the other instances that could be Usopp
going Tarzan mode. Usopp Yeah, it works.

(41:31):
I didn't even say the quote. Not as they walk by, Nami goes.
Just ignore the apes as Luffy and USAF swing by on the vines.
And I did that. That made me chuckle.
Because they're just, they're just fucking around and she
wants nothing to do with it. Oh, is that what they said?
I I read it and I was like, I didn't get it.

(41:52):
Now it makes sense. Now I understand.
Yeah, she goes just ignore the apes because Luffy and Moussop
just swang by. Got it, Got it.
Then before I started skipping on Luffy's back story, there was
a point where they're in Mockingo's bar and Luffy goes up
to grab some food, Mockingo asksif he wants something to eat and
he goes. Or maybe, maybe Shanks does.

(42:12):
He goes. Thanks.
IE don't credit he. Does say that?
And Shanks is like to you, how are you going to pay back?
And he's like, I'm going to kingof the pirates and all that,
Yeah, I owe you. But otherwise, that's it.
That's all. That's all my quotes.

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All right, fantastic. Moving on to the Golden ham.
Well, I really only have one contender.
Go on tiny white beard by a mile, the strongest wax that has
ever been made on the planet. It can withstand the cannonball.
It couldn't withstand that match, which, you know, RIP my

(43:09):
boy, I'll be honest. But it's still the GOAT of this
entire special for sure. I wholeheartedly agree, I'm
totally on board with this. I didn't.
I know who I was going to come in here and and vote for, but I
knew it wasn't going to be any real character so.
Same brother. All right.

(43:30):
Tiny white beard. It is tiny wax.
White beard, Yeah, I'm just clarifying for whoever goes and
picks out the thumbnail for the release.
All right. That was easy.
All right, moving on to fan mail.
I do have some fan mail this week.
Hell yeah. Are you?
Are you ready, Christian? Oh I'm so ready.

(43:52):
I love fan mail. This writer wishes to be
anonymous, but this is not the first time they've given us mail
because they said it's me again.The message reads as follows.
Hi, thought you might want some fan mail.
Been sad because I previously got stuck in One Piece because
none of my streaming services had anything beyond just Rosso.
I had been using you to catch upwith the show and thoroughly

(44:13):
enjoyed the experience but now Ifinally have Crunchyroll and can
continue. My question is one piece related
of all the non human races in one piece?
Ming Fishman, Skypean Centaur, alien Cyborg, mermaid.
Which would you wanna be in? Real life of Alien is just

(44:34):
thrown in there like we know Alien exists but like we haven't
really seen them. To be fair, space pirates exist
like they're there. So there are aliens I don't
know, just to tell you. I mean, that's true.
She you know, I feel like I feellike you get the best of
everything if you're a mermaid, right?
Do you like you get to you get to like be basically a person?

(44:55):
You just like have tail fin and also they turn into regular ass
legs whenever you need. Don't some of them not have the
ability to do this? I think as they get older they
can switch between them. Like the royal family goes
around on floaty bubbles, you know, in Mary Joie.
No, I think, I think that's a personal choice.
I think it's just a personal choice.
I don't. I don't know about that.
Well, I guess maybe that's true,I don't know man.

(45:17):
I, I mean, 'cause I remember Cocoro saying that like as once
you cross like a certain threshold in age, you could just
like casually start using legs And I'm like, brother, you
basically get to be us but also get to breathe underwater and
swim everywhere. Like that sounds fantastic.
I don't know, even with the debuff of having a tail fin, I
still think I pick mermaid. I'll just live in a wheelchair.

(45:38):
I'll take floating bubble thing.Totally fine.
All the wait, no Skypean. Though now I think about it
again. You know Skypean, What?
They just have wings. Like that's it, that's it.
You just maybe they work too. With Skypean on this list.
Yeah, Skypean was on this. I'll tell you again, Ming
Fishman, Skypean sent car, alien, Cyborg and mermaid Oh.
Why I don't skypans are humanoids though?

(46:00):
Like why are we? Why aren't we then including
like the the long arm and the long neck and the long leg
tribes? We can no no.
This list is including but not limited to.
Non comprehensive, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, not that I would choose them, but.
Yeah, I don't know if I want theextra joint in my arm.
I mean, I'm not, I don't have like a disdain for them like you
and Devin do, but I don't know if I want double elbow.

(46:22):
You know, I think my choice would probably be Mink.
I like the lightning hands. I mean, minks are cool,
lightning hands are cool too. Actually, that's a good point.
I like built in lightning hands no matter who or what animal you
are. You just come.
You come stock with lightning Lightning bulbs.

(46:42):
Yeah, I got built in Tasers, dude, that's kind of sick.
That is pretty sick. Anyone's pissing me off?
Just give him a ZAP. And then you have werewolf mode
potentially, which is a little bit.
That one's a little Yikes. Just don't go out on full moons
though, or wear sunglasses everywhere.
I mean I, I I I do agree with the logic.
I think mermaid still clears. I don't know.

(47:02):
I'm, I'm sticking with mermaid. You're too attached to your
humanness, Brendan. You got to let go.
No, I can't. I refuse.
I want to maintain as much as I can.
Nah dude, you got to free yourself.
Be Fishman. Go full hog dude, I thought.
About it. But then I'm like brother, there
are a lot of weird looking Fishman.
But yeah, but you can get some humanoid looking Fishman too,
you know, Otahime was basically a human you.

(47:24):
Can but like she was a mermaid. Was she a mermaid?
I thought she walked. Am I wrong about that?
That's what I'm saying. She's a goldfish mermaid.
Right, I stand corrected. I thought she was like regular
Fishman. No.
No, no, no. Well either way the the Prince,
the 1 Prince, the oldest Prince is still like fairly humanoid
looking. He's mermaid, obviously, but.
Yeah, Fukuboshi. Yeah, you can.

(47:45):
You can parse it out. There's some humanoid looking
Fishman. Anyway, my point still stands.
You, you're, you're too attachedto, to maintaining your human
form. I'm going, I'm, I'm going mink.
I'm give me the lightning hands.I almost don't even care what
animal I end up as. I'd prefer something, you know,
that is, I don't know, it has like a fur coat or something to
that extent just so I can, I canget around and have like a cool

(48:07):
pattern or something like that. I don't want to be, I don't want
to be like an elephant or anything, you know, like a like
a moose or something that give me, give me something, give me
something with a lot of fur. Make me a honey badger, Mink A.
Honey badger Mink. OK.
Yeah, give me some big ass clawsand make them electrified and a
thick ass hide. You're a, you're a better man
than I. No, I'm sticking with mermaid.
I want I want to maintain at least 50% humanoid in case I in

(48:31):
case I don't like it. All right.
Well, thank you for the, thank you for the e-mail listener.
We love you for that. Oh, wait, wait, hold on, there's
more. There, there, there's a little.
Bit more. Oh, oh, I apologize.
It also says PS what are you wearing?
God damn it. You have to answer.
I mean, come on, I can't just leave it there.

(48:52):
It's sitting right in front of me.
No, of course I'm gonna answer. I've got a light blue T-shirt,
oversized T-shirt on, and black basketball shorts.
And if this question had come byway in the beginning of the
episode of this recording, then I would have also technically
been wearing a heating pad because I got a little ouchy on

(49:14):
my knee. But otherwise I'm I'm.
That's all I got. Yeah, I'm, I'm wearing AT shirt
that's Zelda themed and some jeans today.
Jeans today. Jeans.
Yeah, jeans. I I wear jeans like pretty much
every. Day.
I mean that's fine, but like yougot home from work and didn't
change into something slightly more comfortable.
Why does everyone think that? That's weird.
I think jeans are super comfortable.

(49:35):
This is crazy to me. You are not the first person to
question that response. Yes, I did that and I would do
it again and I'll do it tomorrowtoo.
Clearly you do it all the time, correct.
I'm not saying jeans can't be comfortable.
I just recently rediscovered this for the first time in a
long time. I disliked jeans strongly for a
long time. And then, you know, got a, got a
new pair and I'm like, Oh, I, I dig jeans now, but I don't, if I

(49:57):
like get home from something of being out or from work, I'm, I'm
changing into sweats or shorts or something after that, you
know? I mean, I'm not saying I'll
never wear sweats or shorts. I'm just like, like jeans are
still coming. You know what I don't want to
do? I don't want to like flip flop
my outfit all fucking day. That's what I want to avoid.
I want to be, I want to change my clothes once, that's it.

(50:18):
In the morning when I get done with my pajamas and I have to go
to work, I don't want to come home just to go back into
pajamas. I want the only other time to
change is when I go to bed. Very oddly efficient of you.
That's like AI don't know. That strikes me as a weird thing
to decide to be efficient about in your life, but I'm if it if
it makes you happy, then I'm happy for you.
Listen man, the number of times that I've needed to be ready to

(50:40):
go back out after thinking that I was done for the day is not 0.
It is also not 0 for me too, butthis feels like it happens far
more often to you, which I guessif that is the case then it
dictates the reason you do this and that's fine I guess it just
makes me it just surprises me that this is the case.
All I'm saying man. I know exactly one other person
that's like this. And I bet.

(51:02):
And I've said as much to them too.
I bet we're both sociopaths. Anyway, thank you for the fan
mail and thank you for the question.
We love old memes and, and just new questions in general.
But I also, I really love when people ask who we're wearing.
That's that's a good, that's a fucking top shelf meme right
there. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
One of the oldest in the book for US.
One of the oldest in the book for us.

(51:23):
All right, moving on to the BarbGab Christian here.
I, I have this bag and I promiseI know what you're thinking.
I know what you're thinking. No, it is not filled with VHS
tapes of the original Jeopardy hosted by Oh shit, I forgot his
fucking name. It was.
It was the guy that died. I'm, I'm, can you, can you
remember? I, I'm enemies.

(51:44):
I'm like fascinated by the fact that you just after all these
years of jeopardy and claiming that you have all the VHS tapes,
you just are completely not remembering him.

(52:10):
Well, all right, there was probably some intermission music
there. Yep, Yep, probably, probably.
For anyone confused, I have personally apologize.
I don't know how it happened, but for what I think is maybe
the first time in this recordingthe podcast history.
Podcast History. Podcast History.
I've somehow managed to stop my recording while we were

(52:31):
recording and thought luckily ithappened pretty deep in.
But if you're confused as to whywe never found out organically
for Brendan who Alex Trebek was,then it's that's that's why it
didn't go on for very long, nor did we talk about much after
that. We just each individually told

(52:53):
two stories. And then you told a story about
a floppy disk. Right.
Yeah, yeah. So there's probably some kids
out there that didn't know that streaming didn't always exist,
and if you missed it when it first aired on TV, you're shit
out of luck unless you were a smart kid like Brendan and had
some programmable VHS tapes. That then reminded me because I
was astounded that he could onlyfit one episode on Avhs tape,

(53:18):
which meant he had some super old ones.
It reminded me of a story from work.
I had to go through some old records for stuff Once Upon a
time and they were all on floppydisks.
There's a bunch of three and a halfs and much 5 and a halfs and
I I quiz Brendan quickly. I tried to see if he could guess
what the highest memory count capacity was on the floppy

(53:40):
disks, and he was close. His knowledge of Nintendo memory
storage cartridges was helping him out a little bit, but he
still shot too high. Invaluable.
Your guess was what, like 20 or something Megs?
Yeah, I said 22. Yeah, 22 megs was the guess.
Turns out that the the highest Iwas able to end up procuring was

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1/10 of that. It was about 2.4 megs of of
storage capacity. I, I the lowest one I found was
500 kilobytes, which is the fuckIt's nothing.
Nothing. It's nothing by today's
standard. You can go out and, and these
days and buy 128 GB flash drive for the same price these these

(54:24):
floppy disks cost you back then.So.
Oh. How far tech has come.
Yeah, oh, how far the technologyhas come.
So that being said, let's finally move on to the garb gap
here. Yup, Yup.
And and then go. Go ahead.
Please, I'm, I'm, I'm going to continue reaching on in here,
thankful that it's not just VHS copies of, of, of Jeopardy.
And look what we got here. Oh, oh, this is, this is very

(54:49):
nice, very whimsical, just like some some folded pieces of
colored paper, you know, nothingtoo fancy.
That's right. Oh, that's, that's delightful.
You you're working on some, Yeah, arts and crafts going on
recently. Yeah, dude, I've been, I've been
taking classes. I'm trying, I'm trying to, you
know, I've got new hobbies, new hobbies.
Oh, that's cool. Well, I, you know, I, I hope to
lay eyes on whatever it is that you whip up with all of this

(55:11):
colored paper one day. That being said, I'm going to
open it. Oh, it's even sparkly on the
inside. Very nice, very nice.
This says Valentine's award, andyou know this.
Well. I don't.
I don't. I don't think this one's that
hard. No, no, it's not.
Come on. I mean, what would there's,
there's, what can you say? What can you say?

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Yeah. With Yeah, it's white beard this
week. I'm just kidding.
No, it's yeah. I mean but honestly how dare he
go and die and leave this hand island unfended for?
No, it's, it's Billick. It's Billick, whatever his
fucking name is. I don't remember his name is but
it's Billick. You got it right you
unfortunately you remember it sothey they all.
My only contender for runner up is the puppet snake because I'm

(55:57):
just severely disappointed it wasn't an actual talking snake.
I feel that, but Billick is still like the source of my
frustration. So no, I I I need it to be
Billick. Yeah, that's, that's still fine
by me. I'm totally OK with that.
We can give it a Billick. All right, spite wins again.
Here's to spite. All right, well, we did it.
We made it to the end of anotherone.

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My only regret is that maybe I would have enjoyed seeing Justin
weigh in on something here. I don't know.
He'd probably have some hot takethat he pulled out of his ass
for some reason. Then we would have argued about
it for 5 minutes. Call him an animal.
That would have been more fun. Very possible.
Very, very possible. But alas, hopefully he'll be
joining us for Nebulandia Brendan.
Brendan thinks that that one's going to be a hoot and a holler,

(56:39):
so we'll see what all that goes.I can't wait to be wrong on that
one next. Dude, it'd be so fucking great
if we just come back next time. And this was also just as bad.
I I don't know if it's good, I just think it's better.
I hope it's better. I I'll take better at least.
I think it's better. Yeah, that would be good.

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