Only Brandi & Linsie Presents: Two In The Skates
Two In The Skates is a weekly podcast starring two unapologetic women holding the world accountable. Every week we break down stories of people being true pussy ass bitches, share the horrors of online dating, answer your questions about sex, relationships, marriage, and so much more. If you sometimes think your thoughts are too dark to share, then welcome to our club. On T.I.T.S. we say whatever we want. onlyblpod@gmail.com
Episodes
Let the chaos ensue this week because Brandi and Linsie accidentally got drunk on margaritas, but still decided to record a new episode! Enjoy it! Or don't. None of us will remember this anyway.
On this week's episode of TITS we explain our recent absence, talk Scandoval, Submersibles and noodle dicks, swipe through the dating apps, and so much more!
On a new episode of TITS we finally found someone that admits to giving themselves oral, Brandi had another date, we meet a PAB in the Ross Dress For Less, and so much more!
On this week's episode of Two In The Skates we are back with a HUGE PAB story! We were accused of "storming out" and "acting crazy" after a situation we were in took a dramatic turn. Did we do the right thing? Are we the crazy ones? Find out after we share the tale of the "Taylor Swift Incident".
On this week's episode of T.I.T.S. Brandi goes on a date with jeans meat, we witness a fight, dive into the cringe of Hinge, and so much more!
On this week's episode of Two In The Skates we ask some hard questions, come unhinged on the dating apps, find out if Daddy will measure it hard, and so much more!
On this weeks episode of T.I.T.S. we take a break from PAB stories and invite you in for some catnip and a chat. We catch up on some big life changes, Brandi's love life, scroll through some Hinge profiles, fix a hole in Linsie's head, and so much more!
We lose count of what episode we're on, but that's okay because this week we bring FOUR hilariously weird stories of PAB behavior. We introduce you to a 65 year old baby, a girl that leaves behind a gross surprise, a man that regrets telling his girlfriend to do something, and much more!
On this week's episode we experience a fire emergency in the middle of the podcast and bring you three more stories of PABs! We tell you about a secret that has caused a family fight, the weird things men are looking for on Tinder, and what a man did on a bus to ruin his relationship.
This week we tell you why someone is publicly starving themselves, a man's request that might get him divorced, and why a guy can only have sex with his girlfriend in one certain position. Also, we find a surprise while touring a house, Linsie learns what snail trail is, and so much more!
This week we bring you three more stories of PAB behavior. One man does something weird with his mom, a woman proves a point in a naughty way, and two coworkers fight it out! We also unlock memories of third nipples, dream BJs, and much more!
It's time for another round of swiping right or left on the best and worst (mostly worst) profiles we find on dating apps on this week's extra Lil' T.I.T.S. episode!
This week we are tasked by a man named Norman to help find his missing Atlanta girlfriend and we take the job seriously. We also bring you three new tales of pussy ass bitches! A man is caught impersonating someone else for decades, a guy kicks his girlfriend out over a big D, and a man cries when his mommy doesn't agree to slut-shame his wife...
We have three more tales of pussy ass bitch behavior on episode 5 of T.I.T.S.! One is a personal story of someone being a PAB to one of us, the second nominee is a man that makes a drastic decision in his marriage, and we end with a story of people being VERY upset over a sandwich.
This one’s for the “cool parents” out there. Do you find it difficult not to laugh when your kid drops a curse word? Is your kid funny enough to hang with your adult friends? Did your kid know Santa wasn’t real before kindergarten? Were you mature enough to not make-up a baby-talk name for words like “penis”? Then you’re a cool daddy or mommy and these stories are for you.
On this episode, Linsie's son plays a rhymin...
Dating online is grim. If you're on the apps, you know. Join Brandi and Linsie for a T.I.T.S. minisode where we dive into the worst of the worst on Hinge (voice prompts included!). Whether you're out in the dating world and understand our pain or you're married and just want a good laugh at what's out there, this little episode is for you. God speed, fellow Hingers.
On episode 4 of T.I.T.S. we bring you three more stories of PAB behavior. We introduce you to a special "pilot" who wants to know if he's an asshole, the infamous Chinese spy balloon, and the origins of a piece of artwork called "Dick Pig".
On episode 3 of Two In The Skates we bring you three more stories of PAB behavior that involve a wild animal, an unruly 6 year old, and a bathroom misunderstanding. We also tell you about a weird moment in the woods, answer listeners emails, find some real winners in online dating, and so much more!
- You guys asked and so we have answered your burning questions about what happened with our old podcast
- We share the stories of our weekly PAB nominees including a death at Disneyland, a four day fight over a parking space, and what keeps tricking cops
- The Ick List begins
- Linsie teaches us a deadly mating ritual, Brandi had a good night online dating, and so much more
On episode 1 of Only Brandi and Linsie Present: Two In The Skates we introduce ourselves, name the first PAB of the week, do some live people watching, try and explain our sister wives-esque relationship, and so much more!
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