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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh there, we are welcome to Beer the Week. Well,
we're doing Beer the Week right off the bat, we.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Are we are alive atget Bats and uh and I'm
with Matt, my friend, and uh Ron the waiter's not here.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
So so in early Christmas for Matt, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Look how happy you are? You sick? You shouldn't let
me get you anything. Yeah, Ron has the sniffles. Now,
I don't know what's going on with wrong.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
There's a rumor that is wood paneling collapsed because the
floodwaters of a story of Queen's.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Took out of his apartment.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
The panel came down and that exposed the rats, and
one of the rats supposedly bit around the waiter. And
he's in the hospital and he's getting simples shut. Well, yeah,
he's got sniffles and he's just writ he got pit.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
By a rap.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Thank you, get blown my nose all the way.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
See, we miss we missed, We missed Ron already.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
But right before we turn this on, we were trying
to figure out how many lies he has told us.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
The Karen the the living next to Karen Carpenter.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Uh his mom scissoring scissoring at Kennedy. Uh his dad
being in the Jewish mob up there in Boston.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Uh, living in an attic.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
With his step mom. Uh, and a new one because
you weren't here. He he told me that.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
He is related to Paul Simon. He can't be a lie.
Who would choose that? Is there lie?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
And if you look sideways at uh around the waiter
squid a little bit, I could see the Paul Simon.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
If you want to know the truth, I mean, and
then and then he goes that Paul Simon went to
his bot mitza a mitzvah. Sorry, but I try to
say it right, it's bar right. No, some people say,
but oh, that's for the women.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Well Ron, So Ron went to Ron went to his
bot mitzvah and uh, and he said.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
That Paul Sarmon gave him something that is a bar mitzvah.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, I forgot, but then I said, he obviously just
grabbed some honk of.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Ship that he didn't want anymore and gave it and
gave it to Rod. So. Yeah, but we are here.
We are here at Hearts in the heart of New
York City, and.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Uh, I'm learning today there's gonna be no free busses bitches.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
It was a campaign promise.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Mom Donnie's not gonna get the free bus thing going
because because he needs Kathy hokeel.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Kathy holes like, what do you fucking high? So much money?
Off the money exactly, so Mom, Donnie pay your rent. Yeah,
and so Mom Donnie promised this to get votes.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
And it turns out that without Kathy Hokle's approval that
there's no free busses for anybody.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
So we can all relax. Well, it's another ride.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I've uh no, I've never rode the bus.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Never the buzz of New York. Nope, road, Nope, you
ain't road in the bud. So I walked across No,
I walked.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I walked across town once with the city bus, and
I beat the city bus.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, I beat I beat the city bus. Sat down.
I should have went in the city bus. They looked nice.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Would have been real free though, I know, but but
that's not happen you pay for you know. It's so
I'm Donnie's not gonna get half the ship done so
everyone can come down.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Free free grocery stores. Kathy Hokle is like, yeah, no, no, no,
we can't do that. She only does roads, She only
does the roads right right, Yeah, she do you like
the Kathy Hokle? I do not like.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I do not either, because it's because it says governor
in front of her name, right, So then I kind.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Of oh, god, yeah, she's got the God.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
No, I don't like the Kathy Hokle. She is in
bed with the do O T. So much money over it.
That congestion pricing. Just guess what it is? Conges It
is hell of course all the time. And she lies
to her teeth.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
She lies to her teeth that says that, uh, you know,
the traffic in New York City is much better.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I can't tell, can you tell? No, No, I can
tell it's not. Here's how I know. I got two
accidents in one hour? What what hour? What does that
have to do with the congestion pricing? You congest it's congested,
you're everywhere. Wait, you got in two accidents in an
hour hour? What happened?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Well, all right, it was stopp and go. She stopped,
I goed, you gotta go. If she stopped, that was
the first one. If she stops, you gotta go.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Do you look so tiny?

Speaker 5 (04:48):
And he.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Of her car her car was all fun? Wait she
went or she stopped, and I was still going, Oh,
I was looking at her. What are you looking at
anything elsewhere?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
What? What you? Very vaguely and in general elsewhere? And
I rimmed during the back what were you at? A
lighted up? A little wait? Wait wait wait, I got
it back up. What were you guys? Got a light
where you guys had a light?

Speaker 6 (05:17):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Well yeah, light was was green.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Okay, we were stopped at the light, okay, stop right
right right, And she shouldn't have stopped, and.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
She stopped and you slammed her and she jumped out with
making believe she had some kind of.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Problem really hard. Come. Look, you know, I'm sorry. Are
you okay? Is anything I can do for you? You know,
I've got my insurance and uh, you know, I don't
know what to do here? Do I have to like
bury you? Right? You know, liked did you move your
cars off to the side of the road or were
you the assholes in? Okay?

Speaker 7 (05:49):
All right?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
You did that turn off a night time and I like,
okay something all right? And uh exchanged it. But there
we go.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Fine, right, so then I went to work. Wait wait
wait that so what happened? But what she claimed you
hurt her back and all that. At first, I've done
I'm a nice sky.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
And I'm like, what are you doing? I don't have
money for this. It's fine. She was testing you.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah yeah, if I you know, got irated with her, yeah,
I was physically threatening or any of that.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Crash. I pushed it there, okay. So that was in
the fifties on Ninth Avenue, which is pretty close to you,
all right.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
And then after leaving forty fifth Street, right, so I
was on my way to forty fifth in the seventies, Sure,
dropped off supplies okay, forty fifth okay, and I'm going.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Up Chant Avenue, tenth Avenue okay, And all of a sudden,
I'm crushing a car next to me.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
And of course, of course I haven't had an accident
fifteen years. Yeah, an hour and I took her like
destroyed her door to the front corner panel, her mirrors gone,
the windows, cracked, front tires looking weird.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
And what you do, I've got two scratches, two little scratches.
All the ah.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
She was crying, sorry, this is so new to me.
So wait, so wait it was her fault on the
second accident. Okay, all right, she pulled right in front
of all right, so you're gonna have a wash with
your accident, you can have a wash. So so I was,

(07:20):
I was, I was picking up my I was picking
up my kid in Queens kind of near you. I
had to go over the fifty nine street bridge. Plate
date in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, he picked a
friend where it takes two hours to go to get
him after a play date.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Well that's congestion. Yeah, the fifty nine street bridge.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
And uh, I got my I got my old my
old truck home, and my wife's like, why don't we
have giant yellow pin No, it was in a school
bus I got. At this point. My car was pretty
banged up. So I was in the fifty nine street
bridge traffic and no, yeah, everything was wrong with that.

(08:00):
That was the same car that just turned off while
my wife was driving it and she had no control
of it.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
That's what That's when I was like, I think I
got to get a new car. But I had a
giant yellow streak on the side.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Because you know how you squeeze in and near the
fifty nine street bridge to get over the bridge, everyone
has to squeeze in, just like you just said. It's
a work truck. I think it's my fault. It might
be his fault.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
If you think it's probably your faul, so then uh
so then I uh I go ah fuck, And.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
We're in the middle. We're in the middle of hell.
Like I'm convinced right near the bridge. So I'm convinced.
If we stop and start dealing with this ship, can't
you have to go? Yeah, people are gonna take my
car and throw it in these red runs.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I was convinted for real, right, So I rolled down
the window and I trusted him.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
I go, how bad is it? He goes, It's not
that bad, but.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I go, all right, we're good. And the look on
his face he was all surprised, like we're good. He
was so happy, but had no insurance. Probably not. And
it was a it was a work truck that was yellow,
so I left a giant, nice yellow.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Streak across the whole right side of a racing streak, right, But.

Speaker 8 (09:11):
I trusted him because I'm like, because I'm thinking it's
way worse to stop and deal with this than just
keep going, keep going, keep going anyway, Yeah, it's not
wait the bridge, and then talking out.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Well, it's it wasn't a new car. At that point,
I'm like, how many more miles can I I do
on this car?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
So you know what I'm gonna say that, I mean
it was a yeah, it was my old taho. I
had an old Tahoe.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, you know, I trusted you when you said, you
know what, you could do another one hundred thousand on
your Tahoe.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
And then we were out east.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
We're out east by my wife said like target or something,
and she pulls out it to traffic, her turn to go,
and the whole car shots.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Here's and it's called limp mode, but it means that
means a transmission.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
With wait you know limp Yeah, and then you did
to drive home and limp mode in the store.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Oh my god, kids with kids. So when the electric
went in the car, I was cursing you. I was
cursing you because she calls me she scared the car.
The car had had no electric, no power, steering, no brakes,
no fucking music.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
And I go put mine, said we can do another
one hundred.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
It was her, uh honestly, think she had the kids too,
And I was like all right, and then they never
they never got that car again. And then I like you,
I had to get the car back to the city,
and I was scared shitless going down the l I
e that the whole car was going to shut off
and it was nighttime.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
So it was.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
But it was the most nerve wrecking car ride in
my life because I'm just wondering if this thing is
going to shut off again. It never shut off again.
And people think it was the fob because my fob
was all fucked up.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
The key fob that truck.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I don't know, that's what. I looked it up. I
ai the ship out of it and it turns out.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Like probably put the fob fella puddles and whatnot, So
I can't I don't know, but you got it. You
got in two accidents in one hour. What's the wife?
What does the wife think of this?

Speaker 9 (11:20):
She's like, oh, oh wait, no, no knows you will drive. Well,
I'm not an as All right.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Wait, let's go to Jay Warren remember for twenty eight months?
Oh do you think curslee what looks like a mo
in his red beret. I'll wait, yeah, We've done that.
We've done the whole Oh, because I'm wearing a stupid
hat today.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Maybe you're trying to look fredge. I'm not trying to
let you. I'll I'll be honest. I drive, I'm tired.
I'm literally wearing what I'm gonna go to bed in,
are you? Oh no, they're fresh sweats. And then.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
I'm basically I go to bedding with my socks on
you because my tutsies get cold.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I want to what's up, Tony Pate? I'm good man.
How are you? I beat you? Bro?

Speaker 7 (12:14):
I rear ended two people within a minute, well, on
the same road. Yeah, I was, No, I wasn't bad.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
I mean I was. I was smoking a joint on
the way to work. I don't know. Maybe right there,
I was smoking and I hit.

Speaker 7 (12:29):
I bumped into the first one and he got on
fucking I was looking at my phone right and then
the lady behind me, she like went ahead of me,
and then I hit her.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
She got out of the cuss like, come looking at
your phone laughing. She was laughing about it. Of course
she was laughing about you sow. The whole thing happened.
You know.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
It's the wild smelling the weed and her fucking call
because I was blowing out the window.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
It's truly the wild, wild West out there of the
cars It's unbelievable how many people are just checking social media.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Flying down the road go at seventy miles an hour.

Speaker 7 (13:02):
Everybody's fucking delivering food to everybody? Why does everybody need
so much food?

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, I know he's a Look at this guy, because
that's the air traffic controllers. They gotta they gotta make
a living. You showed up for work, you're getting peenjee's.
Trump is giving them all tenji. Where's that nobody coming from?

Speaker 7 (13:18):
The one who's who's what do you mean from all
the money they've been robbing from up, He's gathering it
all up and he's giving it back to the people.
He's the real Robin hood man. Come on, who's this
guy making fun of?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Sleeve with two? I think he might be making fun
of because I'm wearing I'm wearing a stupid hat to
bring He should act the beret we've got for young dispoint.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
We've done like nineteen eighty forty, we've done the whole
beret wrap.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
He looks ridiculous. It never looked cool when he started
a cigarette and under his own when.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
He started The Guardian's Guardian Angels back in the seventies,
it looked ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
No one took those guys seriously because they look like idiots.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
I don't know, man, I mean like, uh, I didn't
really ride the subways. I don't think that much. I did,
but I didn't.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
And what is kurse Lee we're gonna do now that
he lost his race? Is he gonna fight? He's staying
to fight.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
He's gonna open up a cat sanctuary. Come on, man,
he's probably money. Why not? And you heard that mom,
Donnie's not gonna get the free busses.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
He's not giving the buses away. Of course, he's not
giving the busses away.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
It was it was a dumb campaign promise.

Speaker 7 (14:23):
The guy's not The guy's not listen, noose flash. Everybody
that voted for him, you're not getting anything one.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Hundred because because they got to get the money from
Kathy Hochel and Kathy Hogele is like, hell no.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Exactly they pushed. What they did was she played him
too because.

Speaker 7 (14:43):
Matt Dillon and fucking there's something about Mary with those teeth, right,
she's terrible looking, that lady.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
How could you look at you that they've been still
with the gis in her hair?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
You know who thinks Kathy Hockle is sexy ride back
women right the way.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
I didn't even know what to say to that. I'm like,
it's not even close. And I don't even like Jewish girls,
I said, I said, I said, she's obviously a peggar.
Got she's got a purple strap. Email Kathy Mary. It

(15:29):
doesn't matter, she's a peggar.

Speaker 7 (15:32):
I'd like to see her husband, like, why don't get
I want.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
To see you.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Think she said fucking You think she said fucking put
a witch hat on for Halloween?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Just the hat she had to put the witch hat
or just shove the broom between her legs. Do you
think she needs a broom? She's a witch, She's a
the bitch, a bwitch. I don't like. I don't like.
I don't like the way she got in.

Speaker 7 (16:04):
They pushed fucking Cuomo out and he really didn't do
nothing because he was a quitter.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
That's what he did. I understand he.

Speaker 7 (16:13):
Did stupid ship like that, but that stupid ship politicians
did the stuff that he was accused of, he didn't do.
He didn't go around. Maybe he did grow people, I
don't know, but it was never proven. He wasn't like
they just wanted him out.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Are you defending him? Because?

Speaker 10 (16:26):
Uh, you two wear a nipple wear a nipple ring? Yes,
you nipple ring. People got to stick together. I used
to well, why'd you take it out? I got him
with a basketball because you had kids? That's what that's No,
that's not even close. Why do you have a nipple ring?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Why I have one? No idea. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (16:42):
I know why I got this, but I don't know
why I got it. When I got this, my cousin
he fucking pissed his belly button.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
What's her name? No, he pierced the belly bun.

Speaker 7 (16:57):
A dude, I got my tribal tattoo in fucking ninety something.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
When I got to get still here, my other buddy
pissed his tongue.

Speaker 7 (17:11):
Dude, dude, here's your tongue in the kind of lingus?

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Uh? I don't think so? All right? Now? I was
how you you got it? You got you tongue? Scott
Watson had his tongue pierce. That doesn't make sense? It
does it does? Why does that make sense? Girls?

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Girls, tongue here, she'll probably s your d If a
guy is his tongue, pires will definitely all right.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
But not mean that was just the exception. I like
to be there.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
You just got knowledge because your bone bars your whole life.
You know, you just got knowledge. Wait, Scott, why didn't
you Pierce get over here.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
On this platform? Why do you mean?

Speaker 7 (17:54):
I know you guys have wives and they you know
you've got a wife, my wife.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
You know I met my wife at the bar. You understand.
I gave up my filthy ways, my way, gave a way. Wait,
you gave up your day. And I was just disgusted
with you. Just I was literally I was disgusted. I
was like, Yo, this is you wrong.

Speaker 7 (18:14):
I was like, Yo, you're gonna wake up with some
ship that's incurable, So you need to stop.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
I'm just saying. And that's it. I stopped with all
she was.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
My wife was a one night stand. She was a
one night stand. And she doesn't want to hear you know,
what do you mean she doesn't want to hear it?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
She fucking lived it. We went out.

Speaker 7 (18:40):
We met at like her sister introduced us. The very
first time that we met, she was asking for the
other bartime this phone number, son of a bitch and
whatever she got involved with me?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Is she the one that lit your butt after the
long shift. No, my wife, My wife made the fucking mistakes.
I think not for a year. And yes, we.

Speaker 7 (19:01):
Were about it in a year, a year and a
half whatever, maybe two years we went, but we were
living together, right, So I kept pushing them, like, come on, man,
all these other chick you gotta understand.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I was coming from filter. I was like, all these
other girls are sticking it and I'm clean. You know,
you gotta fucking step up to the plate. She just
she brought a baseball bat.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
She chose the wrong time, bro, she chose the wrong
time's questionable.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Whatever. And after it was all no, no, after it
was all said and done, like you know, you gotta
pass out of it. I'm like, listen, I hear it.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
No, She's like, she's like, my chin smells like but
my chin smells like.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
All right, you want to smell, and then you married it.
I was like, I don't want to smell. Go brush
your teeth. I know what askeds like, brush your chin?

Speaker 2 (19:48):
How does the one night stand turn into your your wife?
That you how long you guys been wait? Wait wait,
how long you guys been married?

Speaker 7 (19:54):
Now we've been mad since twenty thirteen, but we've been
together since oh six.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
What I stand? No? But five and five?

Speaker 7 (20:05):
We got together for a night and the next morning
we woke up and I was like, listen, I'm not
looking for anything. You know, you want to be friends
with benefits, that's great, but that's all I'm looking for.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
And for a year she disappeared, Like wait, then how
did she bloated? Question?

Speaker 7 (20:22):
How did she return? After a year, she came. She
came back into the bar. Her sister was still accustomed.
But I wasn't like, you know, so she came back
into the bar. I was outside smoking a cigarette. I
did to pretend like I didn't see her. I worked
at one end of the bar. Anti well whatever it was,

(20:45):
what it was, I was like, ah, this bitch.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
I don't want to deal with her.

Speaker 7 (20:47):
So I turned my head because I got filthy again.
You understand. It went back to Goldil got caught up
in the filth. She got caught up in the film, right,
and then she came back in a year later.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
She can't oh whatever, hey my brother whatever, I said
hi to her. She left.

Speaker 7 (21:05):
I texted, I said, ah, you know something, who's nice
seeing you? Maybe we should hang out sometime. I walked home.
I'm walking home every time I used to stop at
the corner still get water and.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
A pack of condoms. So that night I just got
a water and the guy's laughing at me. What happened?

Speaker 7 (21:19):
No the condoms today, my friend? I said no, I
said no, it was a slow night.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Oh I learned about pulling out on the corner of
my house.

Speaker 7 (21:28):
I shit, you're not. Yeah, I fucking left. I cornered
my house. It hit the fucking street. My phone went off, Hey,
you want some company? It was not mine now wife,
So yeah, I want some company. I went back, got
the condoms. My femin was laughing at me. Yeah, I'm
fucking ready for me.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
He knew I never strike out rubber bands, not on
a Saturday night.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
The rubber bands, the whole econdomy, and and then.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Now had the little cuffs. You had the little pinky cuffs.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
Okay, listen, I know, I know you can overpower me,
So I'm not gonna know that.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
When she goes down, I know whose house I got
to go.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
You've got If you've got old condoms, you know how
to use them for a second time.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
That's fucking terrible.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
And no, turn them inside out and shake the funk
out of that.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
That's a pretty good Joe get a grid for her pleasure.
So I turned them inside out there, Well, Tony, that man,
that's a that's a whole wild story, right, well, story,
I got lots of story. I understand. You tell me
about her sisters, though I can't, I can't not hear.
I'll tell you off a camera or no, no, we're

(22:36):
off camera. Were you want to know the truth? This
is the truth. The truth is real hard.

Speaker 7 (22:44):
Her sister hooked me up with her, so she's available
to show my uh, gratitude. This is the whole This
is the whole triangle. It goes back to high school
before anybody knew me. Okay, because my brother in law
is now married to my sister in law.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Okay, my brother, I introduced my brother's sister.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
I introduced my brother in law brother law to his sister,
to my sister and.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Brother.

Speaker 7 (23:17):
No, my wife, my wife has a sister. Okay, that's
my sister in law.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Right.

Speaker 7 (23:25):
I had a friend and my friend is married to
my wife's sister, so now he's my brother in law.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Okay, Well there it gets deeper. That works much better.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
Okay, we're married into the family, and once I realized
what my sister in law dragged me into, because everybody's
got a little crazy Inness family, I went back in
my role at Dex and I found I found my
friend Mancolan and my friend Michael, great guy. I love
him to death, but I had to get back at
him because in high school there was this chick I

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wanted to go to the problem with. So I I'm
not gonna name her name, but I wanted to go problem.
Cute little talent, but she was his side piece. Do
you understand. So he already had a hot girl and
now he had another one, and she didn't go to
the problem me.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
So years later, because revenge is I brought him into
the family. Okay, you absolutely now you're in. Now you're
related to me. A stand ups war. Trying to turn
around the middle of the street, Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
You know what I blame. I blame Tiktoky. They see
fucking tractor trailers making U turns. Everybody's making a U
turn and attract the trailer and Jack Gass wants to
make an utube.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
There's a trag trailer backing down the Queensborough Bridge today. Brilliant.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
It's not supposed to be. That's mom Donni's New York.
You know now you're you're allowed to do whatever you
are tall and with it all you get full awful
tall free buses, free grocery stores.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Free house and all that. None of that's gonna work.

Speaker 7 (25:05):
The groceries, dude, what do you think you're gonna go?
You do you think you're gonna go to the New
York City landlords and be like, guess what, guys, you're
fixing your ship of the city is taking it over.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
That's not gonna happen. You'll be murdered. I used that word.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Man, more more coulorable people fucking believing in a politician.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
It is, it really is.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Guy three, Just when the free bus thing was happening, like,
how is this going to work?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Crash like Matt driving around today? No, it wasn't today.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
It wasn't today that he was in two accidents in
an hour last week.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Okay, so how old were you I was today? You're
still family car? Is that what happens? Could you still
the Friday all right? Well Friday Car.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Family Carr were profiled.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
I wasn't racially profiling nobody. Oh man, the world is crazy.
The world is crazy. The world is crazy. You know
what I found out today?

Speaker 7 (26:10):
I found listening to this one in the world of comedy.
And I'm not naming any comedians names, but there's an older.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Your name names. I named names. There's an older comic
that's you know, urban comedy. We're talking urban.

Speaker 7 (26:23):
Courban comedy has an older comedian, right, older black comedian. Yeah,
he's over sixty five, older black comedian over sixty five.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
I want to say he might not be anyway.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
Him and a lesbian comedian, but like the lesbian, like
the family one, the manly lesbian, like the students.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
She's also comedians.

Speaker 7 (26:45):
She's also because he there was a show they both performed.
On the show, he was hanging out with a chick
from what I because I went to a third comedian
to find the truth. I said, he was hanging out
with a chick, right, And she came up to him
and started going off on him, like but going off
on him to the point where it was like it
wasn't even joking.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
It was like hurtful ship that she was saying safe
And then she said, you're gonna suck this whole mother.

Speaker 7 (27:10):
To the girl he was with, and then I guess
somebody pushed out and said, you know, get out of here.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
So she went outside.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
Then he got pissed off and got up, and he's
kind of all fucked up. You know, he fucking he's
got he's been in car actor, he's got fucking problems. Okay,
Tracy Morgan, he ran.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Out, Tracy Jordan, sorry, no more.

Speaker 7 (27:29):
He ran out after the go say something to him,
run and she that's what I heard. I heard from
what I heard, they never nobody ever seen this guy
move so fast.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
And he went out.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
That guy and she hit him with a two piece, really,
and then he fell on her. And then the bouncer
came out. And the bouncer, like just to rip things apart,
threw her this way because she thought he was a dude.
He thought she was a dude. He threw her that way.
The other guy went the other way. Then he got
up and wanted to kick a ass. It's a whole
big mess.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Now. I don't know what the end was, but the end, like,
you got, what are their credits so we can figure
out to their names.

Speaker 7 (28:07):
I can't give credits. I can't, I can't. That's the
urban world of comedy. That's it's probably nobody. The younger
person is probably nobody anybody's ever heard of in this room.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
And the older guy, he's he's known, but he's an
underground comedian.

Speaker 7 (28:24):
He he's he's been in a few movies, I want
to say, but he never blew up, blew up. But
if you talk to any if you talk to Tracy Morgan,
if you talk to any comedian of that statue, they'll
be something.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
That's the motherfucker.

Speaker 11 (28:38):
Yeah, he's a he's a he's an og, he's a
stepping stone.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
He's he's you gotta get not a gatekeeper. But back
in the day, I would have.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Considered him a gatekeeper. You know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (28:48):
You got to get through him to get somewhere else.
They put you onto other people.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
The best part of the story is that they thought
she was Yeah, thought she was a dude. It's because
she went on and then she had all this stuff.
She's like, oh, you know.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Up, you know, just because why does this make the
world crazy? That's that's that's regular ship. That's been happening
since we were born.

Speaker 7 (29:10):
Like beating up on an old senior citizen do that
and somehow Yeah, but you's right, who's wrong in that
the old or you got.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
To fight back? Are you allowed to fight back?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
In twenty twenty five, if a lesbian starts, uh fucking
throwing haymakers at bro I would I would think, so,
I'm sure you better, You're better, you better, you want
to get your ship beat at that point you're allowed to.

Speaker 7 (29:32):
I mean, listen, I grew up in the time and
where it's like I ain't gonna get my girl, but
I'm not. I'm not gonna lie. There's some girls out
there that can kick my ass. I just would never
put myself on that happened.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, exactly. I thought there was Amaco bitch for one dollar.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I thought I thought you were talking about the world
being crazy because I don't know the air traffic controllers,
the Epstein files.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
The government shut down the free buses.

Speaker 7 (30:01):
If you could look past the script of Wall with that,
it's well, it's gotta be all played out.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Can do you want? You want to know how CRMO lost?
You want to know how.

Speaker 7 (30:10):
You gets know? Not Sleiva, Absolutely not Sleiva. The only
free thinkers are the ones that voted for Sliwa. Everybody
else was like, oh ship, we know fucking Cuomo's ship,
but let's vote for him because he's less ship.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Than this guy.

Speaker 7 (30:22):
And you want to know what put the nail in
Cuemo's coffin getting Trump to endorse him the second Trump
endorsed him, No way he's winning the So it's all
scripted if you're telling me, it's not scripted until.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
You're saying Trump did that on purpose because he wanted
Mom Donnie, because he.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Does hate Crame. Trump hates Crump Trump Trump Trump's eagle.
He knows, so he might have thought that his endorsement
would actually he.

Speaker 7 (30:44):
Might have thought his endorsement help some water. But I
honestly think it's the free thinkers, like, if you hate
the media so much, why would you go and use
the media.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
To endorse a guy that you don't really like? Right right?
Gotta be more?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
And can we say this, we're never seeing the Epstein
files they.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Released fucking bread Croupt.

Speaker 7 (31:09):
The reason that politicians are politicians is because somebody's got
fucking something on every single one of.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Them, one hundred percent. So what does wrong have on?

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Oh that's why that's why show.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
The way left Field.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Tony great great on a curve, he's got PTSD.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah, I understand, bro. I I were great on a
curve with Scout Watson. You know he saw some ship.
You know, honestly, my man, thank you for your service whatever.
I didn't have your number, and it was and it
was the Marines birthday too.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
It was your birthday, fiftieth birthday. On the birthday I've
done Marines. I thought you meant like this marine's birthday.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
That's that's wow, two hundred fifty years. You haven't been yelling.
Where are the don't it for it? Whatever?

Speaker 7 (32:13):
Man?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
You say, he never yelled.

Speaker 7 (32:16):
It's oh, motherfucker, all right, two hundred and fifty years.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
The Marines have been around for two undred ten. November
seventeen seventy five, man came alive. All right, here's the
here's the question. How did hur Rah start? What kind
of books today have I want to do? You know
how who rash started? Rah Rah Rah? You know it's hooray, Hey,
that's what he says. Whoa that's they're trying to say.

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But what dick where they're trying to say who?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
That's not fair or are they trying to say who?
Back in the day two hundred fifty years ago?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Iss? Then someone said Oh my, now we're changing.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
Like right, like marines are the baddest motherfucker went an
of them, That's what I mean. Like, how bad looking
up a marine could you have been back in the
day with a powdered wig and fucking nickers?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Nickers? Nickers? Like come on, I gotta call ni. Al right, pans,
we don't know what. You don't know where that came from.

Speaker 7 (33:40):
I don't know where crayon eater came from because that
was crayon, man, crayons.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
What you got some of your teeth is that? Yeah,
it's the whole thing, crayon. I don't know where that
came from. Maybe it's because the way leather neck came. Finally,
there's a rumor you guys crayons. I don't get I
don't get no, I don't get that one. Everyone says,
like eat crayons because we're that simple, Like I don't

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think that.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
I think what I got from eat you guys just
simple like America, Like don't we go in and fucking
we get a piece of everything.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
So eating crayons, like a box of crayons means like
a lot of.

Speaker 7 (34:17):
Colors to sixty four of them, So you guys are
just fucking like you're the fucking ah of it.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Maybe, I mean, I don't know you had sixty four crayons. Yeah,
I had twelve, twelve. I know I kept for the lamb.
You had twelve colors. I'm old bro six. Oh you're
I was just poor. I was poor. Did you melt
him on the radiator? I think I know. I think
my brother used to know. I never did to melt

(34:43):
him on the radiator. We used to melt the didn't
like the army men melt too. Yeah, they didn't melt
those crazy back in the day, the army man. That's
what started our fire when I was twelve.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
Yes, especially when you're playing with the matches and you
burnt down the back of odd.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Oh listen, it's all right. You were a kid. You
learned that. We all played with matches, matches. I used
to make it.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
If you were the one who said they don't know
how to fuck use matches, that was you.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Wait, listen to this. Children don't know how to use matches.
I mean not children. I'm talking about like I was
bar ten in three year olds and she was twenty seven.

Speaker 7 (35:20):
So yeah, she might be thirty now she might be
that girl might be thirty now, but yes, she did
not use I told her he can come back. In
her eyes, it's like you realize you're lighting a candle,
right Like, it's the same concept.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
You need some kind of heat to light that, but
you only know how to use a lighter. It was weird.
What was she doing with the match waving it around?

Speaker 7 (35:38):
She just looked at it and said, what do I
do with this? I said, it's a match, give her
a rotary fall and you strike it.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
She didn't know. She didn't know. Bro, that's crazy. It's crazy.
I love giving people at Starbucks. Catch you ever do that? Yes?
They fucking sit there circus. They always fucked up. They
give you back more money. Yep. I gave a chick
at twenty She gave me change for seventy five dollars.

Speaker 7 (35:58):
Once, I fuck you, you're getting paid anyway, got back
in line.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
They get like twenty seven dollars an hour, will work.
What's what's with the attitude? If you do hind cash,
they go, we don't take cash. Yeah, well, how the
fuck am I supposed to pay for this? Now? Well
you have a credit card? Oh pay? I hate that ship.
You can't even start. That's crazy, but it's insane, you know.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
And the kids, they don't want to start a tab
at the bar, right, we always if you're gonna go
out and have a nice time, a couple of rounds,
you started tabbing table. But they close every single time
they order. Yeah, which costs us money, but it's also stupid.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Absolutely, and the time waste. Do you give them the
shirt charge? Do you hit them with? Absolutely? You better
hit on with the shirt. Remember, that's what I want
to go back to. I want to back when everybody
had enough money and nobody worried about the fucking search charge.
You wasn't own, it didn't worry about the shart charge
at one point in time. Right, You're just like, I
fuck it. It's whatever I'm making.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
I'm making money, so I don't got to worry about
the shirt charge.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Now it's whatever search charge a lot of money. Every judge,
the people.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
That are in charge and charge and charge, I don't
know who they are, but whoever has the money is
in charge. They just want more money. How greedy can
you freaking be?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Where are you going? There's no limit, There's no limit
to the greasy, of course not, there's no limit to
the greed.

Speaker 7 (37:18):
But why I don't understand why unless these dudes are
uploading that consciousness. Consciousness is into freaking AI and like
really living forever.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Well then, but then, even then, what the hell do
you need money for?

Speaker 5 (37:30):
You?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Fan of the AI? I don't really fuck with the AI. Well,
you don't want to fuck with the AI. You want
to use the You don't want to piss off the AI.

Speaker 7 (37:39):
But it's like, I don't I don't know if I
don't really use the AI. But you're kind of forced
to use the AI because now even if you just
look something up on your phone, it automatically goes into
that AI, and you're you're contributing to the AI every
time you look something up. People need to go back
and watch all the movies of the eighties and the nineties,
all of that, Bronal, Let's watch some real stuff. I mean,

(38:04):
I know God's protected me because he put me next
to a marine. You understand, I just exchanged numbers with
this gone.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
He's not gone, you mean he's gone. He's crying in
the bathroom and saying.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
These are killing You got an example of I got
an example of AI being dumb.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
AI is still dumb. It's not gonna be dumb forever.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
It's gonna be way more uh more smarter, more smarter,
and more intelligent than us.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
But because there's a bunch of them now. So there's
an AI program. I didn't even know. This is an
AI program.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
That schools are using to detect if kids have guns.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
It's an AI program. I didn't know this. I like this.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
I like this because I'm I'm always yelling, the screaming
if you're not gonna figure out the gun ship in America,
which it's too late, obviously, we gotta figure out something.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
So they're using that they're used to the problem.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
Here's the problem, okay, and I'm gonna tell you why
because people are saying, like you just said, you know
the gun problem in America. Right, There was a time
in America when I'm sure everybody had a gun. But
those were responsible people. You understand, they got up and
then they got up.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
They were shooting each other left and right. Were they
weren't responsible? In the seventeen boys and I have to
say killing their own food.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
I have to bitches like us, I have got to
go to stores to buy our food cold, go out
in the hot sun and kill something and eat it.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
They were shooting each other over dumb ship. We're shooting
each other over a dumb shot. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
It's always being don't say they were responsible back then,
but my point.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
But that point I understand.

Speaker 7 (39:59):
But the problem them is that we live in such
an unresponsible society that you got to.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Blame people who are responsible. That's just insane.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I gotta say this because because of some of these
idiots that watched this.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
When I say there's.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
A gun problem in America, doesn't mean I'm saying take
away fucking gun.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
All I'm saying is figure the ship out. I think
there's a stupid problem in America. And the gun's of course.
Tell me more about this AI gun detection. Thank you man,
thank you. What is what AI is? Uh? I'm curious.
It's detecting guns.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
So there's a program where they detect guns in schools.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Okay, So the AI detects a gun on this kid that.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Got out of football practice and they and they tackled
them to the ground, the security guys because the AI
program said that kid has a gun.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Like that. Just what it was, Mega Dorito's.

Speaker 12 (40:58):
He was a teacher. He was a dodo so preshously.
So the AI program says that kid has a gun.
He just got out of football practice, so he's having
a little snack. He gets fucking tackled, and they're like,
oh my bad, good job. It's an example of AI
being stupid.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
So wait, let me you don't want duck.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
The Dorito debacle, uh takei al And a sixteen year
old high school student Baltimore at the football practice. He
was seen holding a crumpled bag of Dorito's in his hand.
The AIS roll, an AI gun detection system, flagged the
crumpled dorito bagh because it looked it was shaped as
a firearm, but the outcome eight armed police cars were dispatched,

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taking his handcuffed at searched until officers realized the weapon
was a snack bag. The AI lack context that treated
a common snack food as a lethal threat, demonstrating dangerous
tech overreach.

Speaker 7 (41:52):
You know what they call that in three that sounds oh, well,
no things, jerkoff things, that's what guess things that So
if you're a jerk, hey, it's a jerky's.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
A jerk off. You don't mess with the AI. Hey,
that was Tony P. Thank you in general.

Speaker 7 (42:15):
Understand I'm not calling a specific because there's chat.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
They all. They're all not all. They can't be old.
You have the same way all we are all, but
we're not. They don't like to do that. They love me.

Speaker 7 (42:33):
I loved me touching myself and always keeping the camera on.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
I love you.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
You think your cameras not on when you're jerking off.
It's probably the worst thing ever. When you're looking at
your phone and rubbing one out. That camera is looking
at that face when you're just do you understand the
worst thing in the world to ever see looking he
seems like, hey I got him, Yeah I detected.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
What's that call? When you were doing this? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (42:59):
Oh you you fucking tuned out and stuff, just saying
it's it's just too much for us, Tony.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Yeah, I mean, try it one day. Do it one day.

Speaker 7 (43:06):
Record yourself when you're ready to rip, when you're ready
to rip that rope.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
You want to know what?

Speaker 7 (43:15):
You want to know what your wife Throw the phone
on the bed and go on top of it like that, like.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I've done that. No, I hate No one has a
good orgasm face. I need that's face. I'm talking about
regular like throw you.

Speaker 7 (43:35):
Throw your phone on the bed and get on top
of it, like where your wife's face would be.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
And look at yourself and then you know something. You're
a shame, You're an angel. Thank you so much for
living with this. All right, you want another example of
a I being done? The first one worked? Okay?

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Uh So somebody used a I to answer this question,
how to keep cheese from sliding off pizza?

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Don't melt the cheese.

Speaker 7 (44:04):
What do you think a I said, staples He I
said don't melt the cheese.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
I didn't say don't melt the cheese.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
This is a segment called AI is Dumb?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
What did it say?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Confidently suggested adding about one eighth cup of non toxic
glue to the sauce. Job. That's this makes me happy
because AI is still stupid.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
You said it? Now? That was open. I know. I'm sorry, AI,
I'm sorry. What do you look for a I? What
do you look for a eye? What do you look
for a.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
So what happened was this was just a dumb joke
on Reddit, and AI thought it was real.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
So it's suggesting this or is it joking? It is
so funny? Maybe to poison us, and maybe it isn't.

Speaker 7 (44:50):
What they're saying that AI isn't really dangerous until it
develops a consciousness.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Right, Well, they're working on that. That's the next step
of the AI.

Speaker 7 (45:00):
Not working on it, it's already done. You think they're
working on it. We were talking about people cloning dogs
and cloning Come on, this has already happened. Well, I
said that. Yeah, I know you said that. I mean,
you do you think Joe Biden was really alive? Biden?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
You think he was really alive? Oh?

Speaker 7 (45:15):
Yeah, no way, Bro, That dude was a skin mask
on somebody.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
One of the best.

Speaker 7 (45:24):
Johnny Johnny Depp was wearing a Biden mask and going out.

Speaker 13 (45:30):
You don't believe that. I don't know what to believe anymore.
I'll tell you why you can't believe that. You say, yeah,
I'll tell you why you can't believe that. Ship because
people can't keep their fucking mouth shut.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Somebody would would fucking say that that's a mask on
some other dude, and.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Here's the dude's name, here's where he lives, unless it's
the people in charge. Bro, look at you. I love that.
Who are you with your own fans voted for Manning.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
That's about we got one loose from Rikers.

Speaker 7 (46:10):
Rod's here, Hi, Rad, I'm gonna pay you rents.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
What happened to you today?

Speaker 7 (46:16):
Ryan?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
I just fell a plot. I believe you know something.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
I made a flyer for him for the for his
comedy A fly.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
I did the flyer first comedy show and I told.

Speaker 7 (46:29):
Him, I said, Rod, I said, Ron, listen, it's very simple.
Let me show you. And he said, all right, Wednesday,
you show me. I believe he didn't show up, so
I so I couldn't show him how to?

Speaker 1 (46:41):
How to? Yeah, I think he's like this responsibility. So
you believe in the bider mask? What else do you
would possibly believe it? You think we went to the
movie Helmo?

Speaker 7 (46:52):
Absolutely not. Do you think we went to the movie
seven times? So how do you explain the seven times?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Ben? Ben? What is it? The Van Allen radiation belts?

Speaker 7 (47:01):
Yeah, that scientists now cannot figure out how to get
through and you have to get through these things to
go to the moon.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
So how did they do it back then? That's just
let's just look up. Let's just look up the records.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Oh, that's right, they don't they don't have They went
at night scout wat Scott's back.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Everybody go ahead. Do you ever sit in from the microwaves?
Do you ever sit in front of the microwaves every
once in a while like that? You just and then
you stop it with a second left, you just pull it.
Never let it beeps. You don't let it beep either. Right,
second left, you pull it. Pop that door. Absolutely give

(47:45):
me some radiation this one.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
There's only five fucking seconds left, and you can't wait
the five seconds.

Speaker 7 (47:51):
You're absolutely right, and you just and then it's a
little bit cold.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Five second it would have made a difference, but you
blame that. Yeah, where do you How do you warm
up pizza? I know the best way to warm up pizza?
Have no no wrong. I know because it's it can't
be it can't be obvious. Right, it's a trick question.

(48:17):
It's not a trick question. And I just oil it
in a bag. You're crazy. You got to take a
frying pin, put a little oil in it. Yeah, put
it on low heat and leave it. Whack yourself.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
You know, the crisp brings it just it's beautiful name.
But Lisa, what do you want to cook the bottom?
When do you want me to cook Greek chicken here,
greech chicken. You want me to cook Greek chicken here?
He said, that chicken. You want to let him cook
Greek he said, wouldn't you want it to? I need
chicken THI you got to make your NK.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Chicken the kitchen. Say that again. Let's establish what we're
gonna do for between sugar, sugar, sugar and eggs. Sugar,
sugar and eggs. Coco powder, not cocaine powder. Cocoa powder.
You're the only person in this room that's never done cocaine.
I've never done it. Never never. Okay, that's two three,

(49:17):
I listen to it.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
I only learned because you'll appreciate this, because you're Greek
with your great chicken.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I only learned only a few years ago. How good
the chicken thies are.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Chicken THI wait, chicken breast, it sucks.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Chicken thighs are the best thing ever. Chicken. Chicken breast
is the white people you get at the Irish people
with no flavor. The chicken thighs is where the flavor
the best. The flavors in the thighs.

Speaker 7 (49:44):
God car flavors in the ass, flavors in the ass flavor.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Wow, flavor, wid let's do beer the week? You flavor?
You're ready for beer the week tony pig beer?

Speaker 7 (50:00):
Oh wait, yeah, right, the way to bring it over?

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Beer the wig? I have the flu. I'm sorry, I
can't be a camera. Are you really related to uh
Paul Simon? Oh? Yes, by an inspection?

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Oh wow? Look at what give him or something? Right?
They're like a shitty squall. I was trying to tell
Matt that, wait, there's beer in the week. It's night.
I know losses, Well, we did losses. We did losses
in the in the Yeah, go ahead, Sorry, nothing, What

(50:40):
the what was supposed to happen? Aren't they a Boston brewery?
Where are they from? For mind? I knew they were
from up there somewhere.

Speaker 14 (50:51):
Oh thank you, sir, Oh my god, look at that?
Oh look at that. That's a nice that's a nice color.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
That's a nice color. Do you go this dark? What
do you go? Do you go this dark? With your women?

Speaker 7 (51:13):
I can't go this the women. I don't see color.
My friend, the color I see his pink pink.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, they're all pink.

Speaker 15 (51:21):
At the outside, right, that's right, it's all pink, especially.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
In the bole, let's go to map Beer of the week.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
We got all right, it's nitro stout stats five nitro
dry Irish stout from Vermont. Yeah, iris has a style. Yes,
smell it tasting, you know, it's a s T m
oh appearance.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Smell very dark and smell then hey, I think, okay,
m mouthfield, but ship that's good and overall and then
your overall opinion. That's it, that's good. You just drink it.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Do you have vanilla ice cream in the bas let's
please ice cream? Wait, the tough marine is into the
vanilla ice cream with the sad sad.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
He's he's got a pleasing a little dainty loafers on
his robe. Bro. That is really good. It is very good.
This is really good. Ton.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
So it says on a beer Advocate that you can
find Lawson's Nitrous Stout in all nine states?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Is that? Is that from a couple of hundred years ago?
Is that what's going on? Start territory. We started with
a few states and then just kept badding this island.
This style is the s Maybe it's just Vermont. I

(53:08):
love Vermont. You know that's a crescent moon. I was
born during the crescent moon. Explains every ships right, because
I'm not. I'm the opposite about before moon Wolf, the
opposite kind of got a wolf. Looked at you. I
got it, man, look you gotta wolf. I got a

(53:30):
good bid.

Speaker 7 (53:30):
Somebody told me I had a phenomenal beard once and
then he rubbed this cock on my thigh.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Believe you believe though it was not. What's when do
you want to go up on the show? I can't
grow a beard. I was. I had a beard once
about a year ago.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Chris already, I just got I Scott Watson.

Speaker 7 (54:05):
He was having a tough I once went to do
an open mic and it was at a gay bar
to open mic, and it was in the back room
of a gay bar. I didn't know why I was.
They just said this is the bar. I walked into
the bar and it was it was a gay bar.
So I came out.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
I was like, I need a drink. I was with
my buddy. I went out.

Speaker 7 (54:23):
I got two bourbons and two glasses of water, so
that's four glasses a lot of liquid.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
You know.

Speaker 7 (54:28):
I didn't want to drop anything going back, so I
told the bartend I said, uh, thank.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
You, my pants up.

Speaker 7 (54:35):
What the hell was it was? It was thank you
and stay blessed or something. I don't remember what the
hell it was. But the dude sitting at the bar,
I was like, you don't you know, you don't hear
that very often. And he looked at me like I
forgot where I was for a second. He looked now
he was interested. So I grabbed the two bourbons. I
went to the back and I left the water. I
was gonna come back for the waters, but I looked
back to see if anybody was putting anything in my waters,

(54:58):
and he saw me and he caught my eye and
he was like, hey, you want me, And I was like, yeah,
come on, bring I guess he thought. I mean that
was must have been the cocksucking room because it was
behind the curtains.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
I think he thought I was. I ran back. I
was like, yo, dude, I think some guys coming back,
and he thinks, you know, isn't that where the comedy was? Though,
yeah it was, but he didn't know it was just
like a curtain in a back room.

Speaker 7 (55:23):
He thought it was a regular that I was inviting
him for a little He didn't realize that's funny.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
And when he got back there there was the comedy showing.
I'm like, hey, look we're having a comedy show. Come on,
those guy's blowing me. He turned, beat, read and ran.
He didn't realize it was comedy night. He didn't realize.
He thought he was gonna get You got a lot
of dick story stories. Is hey, good beer? Great story

(55:57):
for what else is.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Going on with you besides car our accidents? Ye had
your pinball tom in here at get Parts. That was awesome,
playing quick at the table?

Speaker 1 (56:09):
What when Saturday night? I know nothing about it. I
don't know. I want to speak to that. Wait what wait?
The pinball people were cool? They were great. Were they wizards? No?
Did they play with your Super Bowls? Yes?

Speaker 7 (56:27):
From Houston up to seventy seconds lay the ball?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
It was great. Do you play pinball wizard for the
pinball people? No, we don't. Is that hack? Is that
considered hacking the pinball? Too too much? The contest? Like,
what was the contest? What do they win? I don't
know what the grand prize? It made me a T
shirt so it wasn't your right right there? I got
a pinball gag. You got a guy gay. I'm not
a I know it looks like you took all the

(56:54):
pinball machines away. I made him. You made him take
the ball. It's kind of got It's not to get
the pimp. You're still upstairs. You got stairs, all right.
I didn't know those upstairs stairs. I didn't don't do
all the time. I come here and I sit here upstairs.
Yet tell me you can't go upstairs. You don't know

(57:14):
you saving on. That's what they say. They said, I'm
not ready. I don't know what. Fans and people eating
crayons upstairs, I don't know. I don't know. What did
you find out? Why the Marines are reading crayons?

Speaker 7 (57:28):
Why google that you were looking for six seven?

Speaker 1 (57:33):
The meaning? Yeah, I was looking.

Speaker 7 (57:35):
There is no meaning. It's from a rap song. It's
a nonsensical line from a rap six seven like the height,
and and your kids are just saying it to piss
you off, because it's.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Like you, I know, they are keep asking and they're
just laughing. Your kids are too young. They're not hitting
you with the six seven.

Speaker 16 (57:49):
Ye you know something. This is what you should do.
You should go home and be like ten twelve. They
go six Saturday. They they're cool.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
And I turn around and I goessin six nine.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
And Mom, Hey, there's a rumor that marines eat crayons.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
What's that all about. Let's do the AI today.

Speaker 6 (58:18):
That rumor is a popular humorous stereotype that has become
a running gag and meme, particularly within the US military community.
Marines do not actually eat crayons. It's an inside joke
that plays off a friendly rivalry among the different service branches.
Origin and meaning of the trope. The joke, which gained
significant traction online in the early twenty tens, works on
a few levels inner service rivalry. It's a jab primarily

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from other branches like the Army or Navy, that playfully
suggests Marines are brawn over brain or less intelligent. The
idea is that a marine is so simple they would
mistake a crayon, something usually associated with young children, as food.
Self deprecating humor. Like many long running military jokes, Marines
have largely embraced the trope. They often use it them
selves as a form of self deprecating humor and a

(59:02):
badge of their unique, tough and.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
No nonsense culture. That dude, that was instant. That was instant.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Yeah, but but she said, they don't actually eat crayons,
which I think we all knew already.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
So I'm gonna join you guys and go to hell.
Let's say fu stupid.

Speaker 15 (59:19):
Yeah, sorry, don't talk because Ron says, hey, I is
connected to us vehicle.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
I think Ron, that's where he lives because he wants
to be Noah and be be part of the flood.
Do you understand he says, it's connected to a higher power.
That's why I look up and I apologize. A wait,
let me ask a I some what hey A I
We're doing the open.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Radio podcast live at get Parts and Ron the Waiter
is not here.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Do you know why Ron the Waiter is not on
the OPI Radio podcast? And I place? Let me know.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
It looks like the podcast you're referring to is opie Radio.
The search results suggests that Ron the Waiter is a
frequent guest on Open I want to discuss kind events
and comedy Specifically, one of the most recent episodes available
from today November twelfth, twenty twenty five, is titled wake
Up a Holes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
On this episode with O, I couldn't find it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
All right, all right, all right, so I might have
titled today's podcast work wake Up I surprised them. All right,
I might have I might have titled today's episode that,
oh my god, oh god, this AI is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Believe it. So you don't believe we went to the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
What is there pictures of the Is there pictures of ship?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
We left on the moon bags and ship? We'll take
a look. You want you want to really go? You
want to go there? Do you think the move? I
will go there for you think that? What? What plane
do you think we live on? Is it round? Is
it flat? Is it semi round?

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
What is it? You dare say you think the Earth?

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
You want to?

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
I have my own theory. I actually have my own
theory on it. I think it's a I think it's
a combination of both. I think that we live on
a planet. But what they're showing us is smaller than
what it actually is. What I think that the Earth
is bigger than what they actually show us, because they
never show us a real picture of the Earth.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
By the way, this is why, this is why mom
Donnie won the election. What do you mean? What the
hell do you mean? Like, I don't understand. Why is
that so hard to believe? I'm saying we don't live
on we live in a tiny planet.

Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
I'm saying we live on a huge planet, a huge
I'm saying that our planet is bigger than what NASA
and our government and every fuckingbody out there shows us.
If it wasn't, then why can't nobody go past the
fucking Antartic warld what.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
There's ninety nations and all of them have a treaty.

Speaker 7 (01:01:59):
And at Antarctica, right, every single person, just every single
country decided, okay, we can get along and fucking Antarctica.
The rest of the planet will fight with each other
over right, something, Go travel past that article.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
I'll do it. Go do it and never been done.
Never it was a history of the world. I flew
over it was when I was about twenty years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Yeah, a lot of ice over it, over it, right, right,
the right, the fucking over all?

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Right, then I believe you. Is that the green one?
Which's the green one? From what I read? You go
all right, and you went over the south.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Yeah, you see there's something going on with Antarctic because
all countries are green.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Let's protect everyone, let's protect.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
And you could vouch me.

Speaker 7 (01:02:53):
Maybe I don't know, but every map up until nineteen
forty eight, I think it was or something like that
was a flat mount and it would surrounded by ice.
It was an It was fucking ice and it said
an article.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Look it up.

Speaker 7 (01:03:10):
In a zeppelin. Bro in a zeppelin flew over to
talk about the Tartarian Empire?

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Tool. Do we want to fucking bypass that? I got
all kinds of crazy ship?

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
I bet you there's not enough nitro ship.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Look, there's not enough nat stout for this ship. Man,
this is what you didn't call me? Where's my glass? Bitch?
You're right, thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
But I have to say this about going to the moon.
Everyone can't keep their fucking mouth shut. So why isn't
someone whistleblowing that ship?

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
They did not really listen?

Speaker 7 (01:03:48):
Man, If I came to you and I said, you
never have to pay another bill in your life, you
never got you're taking care of.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
All you gotta do is just a certain you get
up eventually. It's just it's your life. So you think
we went to the moon. I think we did for
what purpose? Why Why have we next? Why have we
never gone back? We did? Six times? We went back?
So why can't we get past the bannation van Allen?
We did? We can't scientist, and we don't have the

(01:04:19):
records anymore. But we're scientists. What do you mean we
don't have the records anymore? What do you say?

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
I said, he said, we don't have the records records,
but no, but we definitely did.

Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
Listen, I got some seeds. I got some apple seeds
from the garden of Eden. I'd like to sell you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
The rumor about the moon is that we're basically told,
all right enough, but it might be hollow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
It might be hollow.

Speaker 7 (01:04:47):
That's where I heard that the moon is hollowed. And
they fucking rang like a bell, and but we went there.
What do you believe I think is hollow? Or Ron
actually was inside a woman?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Not his book to put that all together before he
slipped out his mom, No way, bro, there's no way
Ron had sex. No he's saying that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
I'm saying, there's no way Ron hasn't had sex with
the woman, the woman with whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Bro, that's taker on. Oh man, you like the BBC.
You like the BBC, Ron, What do you love about?
What else do you believe in? There? I believe in

(01:05:38):
a lot of believe uh, and not the way they
told us, Not the way they told us correct. The
way they told us was the enslave you can I
can stay to enslave us. I like that. That's what
I think. We're all slaves. I mean, listen, they just
I just read something that if we find out there's
no God, ship is going down. Man, that'd be awesome. Listen,

(01:06:02):
ship we're going GTA five stars. If there's no God, we're.

Speaker 7 (01:06:07):
Living worse as Americans. We're living worse than the slaves
of Egypt because the slaves of Egypt were only required
to pay twenty percent or give twenty percent of whatever
it was that they were earning back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
What do you mean slavey if you get to keep
eighty percent of your ship? Right? But no, but that's
what slavery was back then in Egypt.

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
What I'm saying is that we're giving away forty fifty
consider slaves and they still kept eighty do whatever they whatever,
like double. They weren't getting whipped and ship like that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
It was they have like a Nile wine party.

Speaker 7 (01:06:49):
And what do you mean which scientists told me that
are there people out getting whipped in the streets.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Yes, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:06:54):
We're not getting whipped. We're not like here, You're not whipping.
Make another drink, Make another drink, Make it now. But
that dude still gotta who built the pyramids? Who built
the pyramids?

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
I don't know, I don't know. Civilization that's no longer
with us, correct, the same people.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
That's all you have to do is look at it.
You ever been in Egypt. It's a shithole. So they
lost their technology experiment all.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Over the world. That's true too.

Speaker 7 (01:07:26):
I mean we're probably just part of like a thousand
electronic wrists stones. Why why during all those world's fairs
where they supposedly built all these buildings and tore.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Everything down within a year.

Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
No, it's called you a racist civilization, that's what it's called.
It's called everybody was getting electricity for free. People were happy,
and somebody got greedy and said, you know something, this
can't be no more.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
So this is what we're gonna tell people happened. Do
you know about the bells? Know the bells? I know
the bells? They say all the bells they needed the bells, right,
the bells?

Speaker 7 (01:08:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
No, no, yeah, yeah, the bills. The bell has a
the bells has a toe that that that connects us people,
that connects us to a higher power. I know, all
of them.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
They got ready of the bells, they got rid of
the bells all Actually we needed ammunition.

Speaker 7 (01:08:19):
That's nonsense. Bro, do you know how much steel? And
what what happened to Pittsburgh? Why is it almost steel
in Pittsburgh? Why did that industry rid of the ball?

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
I mean, what happened to Pittsburgh?

Speaker 7 (01:08:29):
Wasn't there steel industry because it's supposedly a natural resource.
But steel is always produced, always produced. But now we're
buying Chinese steel. Why we're buying Chinese steel because they're.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Cheaper, but ship I know it's more like, yeah, build
to ourselves, to ourselves.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
I know we did it, we sold strap steel. What happened?

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
But no, did you mention something about melting down all
of the coins for that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
That's what people were told. Why there is fractional currency
during the Civil War?

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Right, so you've got twenty five that piece of any
even like uh fifth pieces that are bills from eighteen
sixty five, fractional currency because they didn't have coins.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
All the coins were melted down for it. But I wasn't.
We were talking about the bells, not the coins. Yeah,
but then you said something about, yeah, they melted the
bells down for ammunition.

Speaker 7 (01:09:19):
That's what they were saying for World War one or
World War two, whenever they got rid of all the bells.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
You're going, I went, you went too far, too far,
so you had to sure with everybody by fractional currency
knowledge you hear.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Well, I don't even know that knowledge you heard about, Like,
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:09:38):
Did you hear the theory? I don't know if it's
a theory. I don't know if it's true. Why coins
have ridges on them?

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Why because you shave off the edges to you just
take a little bit from each coin, save off the
edge and then steal it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
And who did it? Well, no, I'm not saying.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
What.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
I've never heard this one for real. There's two people
that did it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:57):
Well, that's the coins have ridges on them. It's because
they used to cut the coins and make them ball,
and then take those shavings and create new coins.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
There was a certain there was a certain people that
used to do this, you know what I mean. And
they were shunned and they lived like gypsies, I said, Nicol.

Speaker 7 (01:10:15):
They moved around and moved around here, and they found
the place in the desert where they settled.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
They really did this. I never heard this one. Yeah,
people did.

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
And they just started and that's why they not.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
That's good. That's a good way to let people know,
you know, really ship. I pride myself on knowing a
little bit about a lot of things. I never heard that.
I'll tell you about. I'll tell you about you collect coins,
O not in bulk. I collect souls.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Souls. I got a bunch of coins. And I was
looking at him. Don't don't fuck with that. We saw
the births of he saw the birth of the universe.

Speaker 17 (01:11:01):
In attend one. I gotta hang out with you, I
promised myself. I haven't done all. I've done a smoke
pot and drink alcohol, understand, so I need to do
more drugs in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
I want to go on like a highwasco with you,
I say, all of us going on. I would do that.
I would do videotapeing.

Speaker 7 (01:11:18):
I would do that. I think we need to do that. Yeah, bro,
somebody's gotta be straight to record it. Rot maybe run the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Way to we're not all go get the guys. Let's
get in touch with Aaron Rodgers. Who's thatall? Aaron put it?

Speaker 7 (01:11:37):
Karen Ary are you talking about the way right away.
That is like you said, Daron Rogers, I think you've

(01:11:57):
been hanging out with Ron Pow because that's that Ralph lips.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Right.

Speaker 18 (01:12:07):
All right, she was started you start the podcast. Yeah,
we're gonna start the Oh I did. I never hit
the fucking record. I never I never hit I was
supposed to say that were I never hit go live.

Speaker 7 (01:12:21):
We gotta do this again, Vagina crew, that's crazy worthless
Nickel what what does that means?

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Zinc and nickel and nickels. That's the eat zinc, zinc
and nickel in the morning. I like a little I
like a little call. I like a little nipkele with
my zinc, not nickel.

Speaker 19 (01:12:45):
We could do uh, we can do. Final thoughts. Everyone
get their ship out today. You get all your ship
out today on the show? Not what what else you
wants to going?

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Gonna push again? You bro again? When do you regularly ship? Great?

Speaker 7 (01:13:08):
He's got ship someone Jamie Lee Curtis is selling bro,
got ship straight?

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
You did not soundly struggle straight? You got bro. He's
got ship going on, but he doesn't want to talk about.
Let you know something.

Speaker 7 (01:13:20):
In her prime, I would have let fucking Jamie Lee
Curtis strap one on and fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Just supposed I would suck. Supposedly she has some dude
stuff going on with her. Supposedly she was born with
both or something. Yeah, she was on Mafford like they said,
I can fund herself. That's the name, Jamie Lee, Amie
Lee Curtis who it was saying. I just she looked
terrible in it. But back in the day, yeah, you

(01:13:47):
remember training. Let me do this. A hold on, you
guys are babbling A. I doesn't know what to jail
he I doesn't know what to do. Shut up, bitches.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Hi, Hey, I this is gonna be a little uncomfortable,
But we want to learn about Jamie Lee Curtis.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
She born with both sets of genitals. Jen, I tell you.

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
That's a very direct question. You know that Jamie Lee
Curtis was born intersex, meaning with sexual characteristics that are
not exclusively male or female, which can sometimes involve ambiguous
or diverse genital development. Has circulated online for many years. However,
there is no credible, verifiable evidence.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Yeah, we saw her in trading.

Speaker 7 (01:14:29):
If I was with Jamie Leecarterison trading places and we
were getting it on and she pulled the pants out
and the little wanga came out. I'm not sending Jamie
Lee Curter's home wang or not, you're definitely going down,
going down to what?

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Oh yeah, I would suckle it a little bit. Jamie Lee,
you're talking. I might be divorced by the time I
get home, because I know my wife watching watch.

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
Jamie Lee Carter, you're talking trading places. Jamie Lee curs
Not that the bear, not the bear? My gut right,
Jamie Lee Curtis, She's also in the bear. You know
about Jamie Lee Curtis, right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Is that? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:15:11):
I was watching something that she was terrible looking, that
she's got bad makeup on, short hair. She was with
the mother chick who was there was strippers. No, this
is this is what's a face.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Strippers? She was married to Tommy Tommy Lee family.

Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
Anderson's in it and she plays there's a movie out
there with Pam Anderson. She looks terrible and they make
themselves look terrible just to make and Jamie Lee Curson,
it's awful.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Look it up. What is it? What are you pointing
at it?

Speaker 7 (01:15:49):
I the guy He's got something to say all the time. Now,
I'm asking him a question. I mean, the guys that
I can dare head like you asking what's your shirt?

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Say?

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
By the way, so bu get what you got a
pumpkin spice tea?

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Why are you wearing?

Speaker 7 (01:16:04):
Probably because he walked into Target and it was on sale,
That's what the same reason I got my uh Jmi
hendricks t shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
We don't have any puppets anymore. All right, we're all babbulous,
so we're gonna end this ship. Everyone good tony. Any
final thoughts. I gave him, gave us a lot. He
gave us a lot, and I got he gave us
a lot. I got a lot of fun. Good job.
Throw all your conspiracy theories. I don't know if we'll
ever hang out again. But we had fun. We had fun.

(01:16:33):
Can't be true, but still it doesn't mean. But it's
a theory. You believe in big Foot. Believe in big
you believe it. You believe in.

Speaker 7 (01:16:44):
Big I don't know, but big Foot. If Bigfoot does exist,
then he lives beyond the ice wool.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
That's what it's. Maybe he lives in the I damn,
what are you saying?

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
I know what?

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
There is?

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Ice wall craft, ice wall Bigfoot's on the other side
of the so and so all the trippers.

Speaker 7 (01:17:06):
Sometimes, Okay, I believe that's easier to believe than We're
traveling through the fucking through space and at thousands of
miles an hour actually, and all these planets are flying
around with us, and we're all flying around the Sun.
But yet you look up and the north small is
always in the same position.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
How is that possible?

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Yeah, but it takes like twenty four thousand years before
that north turning is going to be a different.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Start, but it's in the same spot.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
It takes us two hundred and thirty five million years
to make a complete circle of the universe of the
the uh what is it the galaxy?

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Right? I have no idea. So it's a long time.
So that star is going to be there for a
long time till okay, so hold on. This is my question.
My question is we're sending stuff into the space. Right.
We got the mad roll us, we got this, we
got the nep dogs. I posted some of these.

Speaker 7 (01:17:55):
You know that guy what like what's his name, like
the smart guy, the small know this much shall be
black guy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
He's a scientist.

Speaker 7 (01:18:04):
He posted something and it was him somebody called it
and he said, you know, we sent this into Mars
and this thing went into Mars and it grabbed fucking
Mars rock and it came back more and it stopped
and it made you turn and dropped on a dive.
Eddie direct science, that's what he basically whatever science. As
a simpleton as I am, I said, why are there

(01:18:27):
no pictures?

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
And I got attacked.

Speaker 7 (01:18:30):
You're an idiot, you're this, you're that. I said, hold on,
why are there no photos? I have a device in
my hand that has five cameras on it. At any
moment in time, it's constantly taking pictures because it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Looks like you don't have because the pictures had aliens
in them, and we're not ready for the aliens on Mars.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
I just think in the glass too class on Mars.

Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
And this is my theory, okay, I think that humans
are the aliens of this planet.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
There.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
We got to.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
Why do we do we agree on every tenth thing
with you?

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Of course we're the.

Speaker 7 (01:19:08):
Aliens, right, So if we're the aliens, but why is
we're the aliens of Earth?

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Everything? Psmia, fine, big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Ron, Because the intelligence thing gets dramatically out of fucking whack.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
With everything on Earth?

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Why is there something just below us at an intelligence level?

Speaker 7 (01:19:31):
But I don't even look at it as that. I
look at it as very simple. We do everything. Everything
planet just exists, right, A bird exists, a dog exists,
and this exists. What do we do? Why do we
need clothes? We can't exist with nature? Why do we
build things to keep ourselves walking? What are we doing here?

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
And that's why we're all up tight because we know
we're not from here.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
So I don't know. I like this.

Speaker 7 (01:20:00):
That's it?

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Stop it there, stop it there.

Speaker 7 (01:20:08):
Oh yeah, listen, if anybody who wants to see me
rap battle, I'm wrap battling on Friday, New York Comedy
Festival in Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
It was like, are you like I'm wrap battle? I'm not.
I've never wrapped battles in my life. Okay, I want
to see this and you gotta come rad a gas
holl rat a gas rapp? What do you want me
to give you a rap?

Speaker 7 (01:20:27):
My name is Tony and like.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
You better stop your rap before I give you a slap.
You cray on eating fool. You better go back to school.
That was a terrible rap rap that's horrible. That was horrible.

Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
Hey, there's a lot of bad I rapped last time.
Remember I was ripping rhymes down here, I was ripping.
Go back to the episodes.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Up. I want to see this. What are you doing? Wrap?
Battle comedy? Wrap? He did wrap, he did wrap. I'm
wrapping a guy named Henny Cornelius. Reggie coush is uh.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
He also knows Beyonce lyrics and Britney Spears lyrics.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
Man, we have what do you want to hear for Brittany?
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
I just want to watch. You know that you're toxic?
You have all right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
Man, what do you got? You just want people to
come here and drink beer? Just come here to drink.
You can drink wine. You can drink some ship wine.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
You got wine here? You great wine? Yea great food.
The foods all right, great spirits. All right, we're gonna go.
We're gonna get people. Thanks to Scott watching, Thanks to
Mike Berg and Jr. Thank you to Tony P. What's
that you got a fucking room? It's a ruben? Wait?

(01:22:03):
What is this? A ruben with a beef patty instead
of corned beef? Damn your body? Sorry, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Want to sell Watch this beard eatburger.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Look at this beautifulness. Oh my god, it's like a
drag show.

Speaker 7 (01:22:29):
Oh my, oh my.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Away. So yeah, so I would like to introduce her
food is retarded.

Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
Oh my god, this is why I stayed married, because
women come with extra patch. Nowadays, dick tasted like this ruburger,
you'd be down.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
I'd be gay. That's not gay, it's good.

Speaker 11 (01:22:56):
Oh my god. We're gonna thebert. Oh my god, that's
really we meant in that show. By take the rest
of

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Um, bye, bye bye, oh all right, by everybody, farewell

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