August 20, 2025 • 48 mins
In this wild episode of the Opie Radio podcast, Ron the Waiter joins Opie for a rollercoaster of laughs and raw revelations. From debating whether to talk to animals or speak every language (spoiler: animals win for world domination), to uncovering the mind-blowing intelligence of octopuses and their mysterious "Atlantis" city, the conversation takes unexpected turns. Things get real as Ron opens up about his fractured family, a shocking Thanksgiving tragedy, and his journey to set boundaries with toxic relatives. Sprinkle in some banter about parrots, ticks, and hypoallergenic dogs, and you’ve got a mix of humor, heart, and head-scratching moments that’ll keep you hooked. Tune in for a dose of chaos and connection!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, I got a question for you, Ron. Would you
rather have the ability to talk to animals?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Right?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Or be able to speak and understand every language in
the world.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Do I command the animals? Do they do? They do
what I tell them to do?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
No, it's just a language thing. Would you rather understand?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
As a fun I don't.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It says ability ability to talk to animals? So okay, yeah,
I guess you.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Could look am I like Aquaman? Can I? Can I
have them do my bidding?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah? I would say, so.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You get the obviously if if if yes, then if
if the if the animals do my bidding, I would
probably rule the world.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay, all right, I would go with the animal thing too,
because people are fucking boring. And after you learn how
to say fuck you in a different language, what else
is there?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Can you imagine what I learned.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Six I did six years of Spanish? Who cares? I
did two years of French?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Who cares? I did a week of German? Who cares?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
After a while, all you want to know is the
curse words in other languages, but literally to understand animals,
and you know they're all looking at us saying what assholes?
Look at these idiots fucking up their planet. We'll be
here after they're gone, these dummies. That would be awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
This is what I would do. I would quit my
job immediately. I would quit this thing here, and I
would just sit back and I would have squirrels, rats, pigeons,
just fucking picking, just taking wallets, Squirrels going into bodega's
(02:02):
taking the money out of the drawers.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You know how rich I would be.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I would I would just just snatching phones out of birds,
snatching phones out of people's hands, snatching money out of jewelry.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
What would be the best animal to to, you know,
to use to grab someone's wallet.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
You ever seen squirrels? They got tiny, little delicate hands.
They can do a lot of things. Dude, A squirrel
can come up behind you and.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Literally pickpark at you.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I know they can't. They're too skittish.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You turn around, You turn around, the scrolles and runs
away like this.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
A fucking tree.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
No, no, no, those squirrels don't work for me.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I only I only hire the fucking by the way,
I hire tho squirrels that became con you know, those
cannivorar squirrels.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Now, you know what you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
The answer I think is kittens. Yeah, because people would
say crows or something like that. But like when you
see a crow, you're suspicious right away, right, So you
need an animal that is like, uh, you know that, Uh,
that's gonna let your guard down.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
How about a parrot?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
A parrot?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Everyone loves parrots.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I don't love parrots. Have you ever hung out with
someone that has a parrot? After after after it goes, Hey,
check out what my parrot could do the rest of
your day, You're like, oh, shot this fucking thing up.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You know, those are some of the most intelligent.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Species on the planet, and we put them in these
tiny little cages and hang them out, and hang them
and hang them by the window.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
That seems pretty. They're they're too intelligent.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
They must go crazy the way they have psychological disorders
they have they have. They have parrot therapists because of that,
that situation.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
They're so intelligent, they get depressed.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I kind of believe it.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
But one of the coolest things that ever saw, the
wandering around this great country of ours. Somewhere in San Francisco,
there's an area where the parrots hang out. I guess
a couple of parrots got lose a million years, not
a million, but whatever. Fifty years ago, let's say sixty,
you can look this ship up, and they started, uh,
(04:26):
you know, mating. And now there's an area in San
Francisco where all the fucking wild parrots hang out.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And it's Historia that that that happened here in Astoria.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Astoria has this.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
So two parrots were being flown from Europe to America
and hey, uh, which which which airport is international?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Is it Logan?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I mean is it Laguadia or JFK JFK, Come on rn.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, this's the easy stuff. Give me something arms.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
So okay, it was La Guadia.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Two parrots got got lost, not got lost. Two parrots
escaped from LaGuardia airport and they.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Made their way to Astoria.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
And it was a male and female and by the way,
they were a breeding pair of parents.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
They the guy.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Fucking opened the caves they got they escaped, and they
said they wouldn't survive the winter. This was ten years ago.
There's about they estimate now there's about three hundred parrots
in Astoria and they survived the winter.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
But well, the winters aren't that you know, winters are
pretty mild.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Now, So if you go to Astoria and you look
up in the trees and you hear the chirping, you'll
see green parrots.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
There are green parrots all over Astoria. You can look
at the article.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
No, I'm gonna look it up.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Actually I looked up to San Francisco one. But I'll
look up the Estoria one.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
This Historia parents.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Now, there's about three hundred of them, and they, by
the way, they get really loud.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
San Francisco is known for its flock of wild non
native parents, primerimarily cherry headed connors con u r e. S.
I walked to this area a million years ago. These birds,
native to South America, likely escaped or were released from
the exotic pet trade and have established a thriving population,
particularly in the Telegraph Hill area.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
And if you go down to a story of park,
they're all I mean, look, they're there there, there, there
are parents.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Can you google the Historia parrots? Does it say anything?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I don't know. You want to do it? No, try
to help the show.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
What what are we gonna talk about parts for twenty
fucking minutes? What else you got, ron, I'll look what
else you got?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Speaking of intelligent species. So you don't why what occupy octopi?
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
So you know marine biologists, where is it just discovered? A?
Oh here it is so marine biologists. You know, they
were studying the coral reefs. You know, Australia has like
I think, the largest coral reefs in the world, and
they're all fucking they're all bleaching white, they're dying. And
(07:18):
in their research of trying to figure out how how
if the coral reefs go, the health of the ocean
is in serious trouble still. Yeah, so they're the they
were there trying to see how do we stop the bleaching? Hey,
when you I don't understand when when ron when Ronnie
(07:39):
Berman comes on, you should have a thermis beside you.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I know.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
No, I'm trying to drink less coffee. It's obviously I
need it. Like it's obvious. It's obviously I need to
switch the decaf.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Do you drink it black? No?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I do a splash, a splash milk. That's it. If
you're if you're one of.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
These people with the spoon tinkling around, mixing up your
fucking concoction every morning, I don't want anything to do
with you.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Okay, now this is what's the most amazing.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Clink clink, clink, clink clink. I gotta put all my
flavors in my coffee. Click click click, Oh I need some.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
So Eve, I need another cube of sugar.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
So your shirt looks like a convenience item.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yo, this is what if someone said, Hey, what is
what does someone from Vermont look like?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Right here? This is it? This is it?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Ye kind of kind?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
So this is the most amazing thing that the marine
biologists discovered. Is octopuses or octopie or isn't that a
hi kitty?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
What is that your dog?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's my dog. That's doggy.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
That's nice. You keep freezing, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
It is nice.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Did your dog go in the water? Your is your
water dog?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
More of a wander dog this this summer.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Than uh past summers and the uh and and we
taught them. There's one word. If I say it, you're
in fucking detail of all.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Your dog looks like it's contemplating life. It's just staring
into the ocean. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's smart ron, it's probably looking at the deer. We
had a lot of deer. I should have pointed out
earlier behind you.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
It's just it's like it's it's contemplating life.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
There's a person out there.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
But when I was setting up this whole dune was
filled with deers.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I should have fucking pointed that out to the people.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, yeah, hold on, So now I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Dropping their fucking lime disease.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I'm like, there's ticks in that fucking mash.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Then a ton, dude, I've I've I lost count.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
So how do you do you wear leggings?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I lost count where you have a whole system where?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
So you must we checked our bodies twice before we
even get to the sand.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Ticks are like a like a fucking real series.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Still, he's I've taken I don't know, Honestly, I've lost track.
But I would say my body alone at least ten
this summer, at.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Least what you've taken ten ticks off of you.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, but they don't latch on, thank god.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
They're they're crawling around looking for the warm spot, which
obviously is the ball bag. They love the ball bag,
and they love your under arms. But I've been able
to brush probably.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I'm saying, like the crease behind your knees at least.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Ten this summer on me, and really the kids have
had a few.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
We found a couple literally climbing up the walls in
our house.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
You buy with their head embedded in you o god?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Not yes year, thank god? And then a few off
the dog. The problem is the dog brings the ticks
into the house. Has so much fur. Yeah, they can't
find a spot, so they eventually leave the dog and
then they start crawling around the fucking house.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Dude, So wait, don't isn't there like a ticks pray
for the dog.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, he's not. All sorts of pills and stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
That's the issue is the dog bringing it into the house.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Oh you think of Einstein?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
You don't so well, you just keep the dog outside,
so what now?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And we don't keep the dog outside So I'm.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Not funny at for that stayed outside in the winter.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, this isn't the eighties anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Like these dogs are part of your family now Like
in the old days, you gain drive food. You gave
him water and a stupid tennis ball and a stick
and said stay outside.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Not these dogs.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Fucking the dogs have gotten soft too. Kids have gotten soft.
Dogs have gotten soft.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
So listen all right, now, listen to that. This is
what is so amazing.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I'm getting bored ron so let's me.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I'm gonna finish the story.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Are extremely isolated animals, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, because they're really smart. That's why they're isolated.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
They don't want anything to do with our horseshit or
anybody else.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
In other words, octopuses is one of those speechies.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Where they have solitary lives. Right, Well, guess what not anymore.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
They literally discovered an octopus city, like they built a city.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
That's awesome. So I believe all of that.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Most No, they did, but I'll go into detail.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
But the marine biologists saying these are solitary creatures and
they're living together.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Now, they this is what they found.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
So they call it atlantis like atlantis, right, so my
rebelidos have labeled it Atlantis has been discovered off Australia's coast.
It's an underwater octopus city with shelters, with and social behavior.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Dozens of the octopus are living together.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Which is which is surprising because they are solitary animals.
What they did was is they actually made shelter, like
they took shells and they actually like it looks like
they have like igloos and there's like all these little
igloos all together. So they're living in a community for
the and that's the first time they've ever ever ever
(13:09):
seen that. And there are social behavioral norms they are
they are abiding by like like like like laws. So
there has there's a social contract and they're living together
and organizing.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
It's only a matter of time.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I don't know how. I'll be honest, I don't know how.
But uh, octopus, octopi are not from this planet.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I don't know how. I don't know how they got here.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I only have three items on the Uh it's not
from this planet. Oh, I know you, but you added orchids?
All add orchids?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
What the hell the reason I truly believe.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I truly believe or not from Earth?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Octopuses sases they're not fuck the New York Times crossword
octopied No octopuses, shut up, oct octopa all right, octopie orchids?
You you turned me onto the orchids stand. I also
will put mushrooms on that list, and mushrooms are fucking that.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
That ship is okay.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Apparently mushroom and and cats.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Surprise you with the cats? Right?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
No, okay, hold on a second, you said fucking.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Alien drones with their stupid eyes just staring at you.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Okay, hold on, So cats one hundred percent are not alien,
but you this is something so interesting.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Percent to any of this ship.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
No, but cats are not alien? But what what archaeologists?
What's it called when people study animals? You know, uh,
like Darwin? You know that type of ship like Donwin,
You know what I mean? Like, so you know what
they say about cats? Cats have nine lives. No, cats
(15:07):
have are are perfectly evolved. Cats haven't involved in over
a million years, is what I'm trying to say. And
they say the reason cats haven't evolved in over a
millionaires is because they have reached their peak evolution.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
They are essentially perfect. And that's and and that's that.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
That's what archaeologists say is cats are the one species
you know who's evolving the quickest. Humans we're losing our
jar we're losing our teeth, we're losing our jar lines,
our eyes are becoming bigger.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Humans are evolving.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Jaw line.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I'm not losing my you're losing your jaw line because
you can't say no, no, a fucking dessert.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
It'd be rude. I got a sweet tooth.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Hey kill the batman's back. He says, Ron comes from
the planet boring.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
That's funny. That's not pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
You know why I kill the batman? Funny? But I
got to stick up for Ron. He's he's not boring,
he's energy.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Zoology maybe, or so anthropologists.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Every species is evolving. Still, Chimpanzees are evolving. Cats haven't
evolved in over a million years, and evolution, like evolution.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Is perfect, they have stopped.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
So archaeologists say cats evolutionarily, cats have reached their pinnacle
and this is and this is and this is perfection,
and that's why they're not evolving anymore.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I hate this.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
What's your take on that?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I hate this wrap no offense Ron, because it's it's
something I talk about a lot. It's insanely bizarre how
fast humans are evolving and every other and every other
animal is stuck in the mud. So when you say
that cats aren't evolving, I could say that about every
fucking animal pretty much. They're not They're still not waiting
(17:06):
at the bus stop for a job. They're still not
using smartphones. They're they're they're not live streaming, They're not
Everyone has a podcast except for fucking animals.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
That should tell you something.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Animals do you know, animals do have a big you know,
during the super Bowl they have. Animals have their own uh,
their own show, come to the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
But my point is Ron is like, I mean, you know,
and as we just walk around Earth, you see the
animal they're not. There's no significance evolving going on, like
like like what is happening with humans, which which obviously
proves we're not from here. I mean, stop telling me
(17:50):
we're from here and not get off. I'm you insult
my intelligence. My new theory is. My new theory is
Adam and Eve were astronauts from an another fucking planet.
That's why they're so special, and they were brought here
to start some shit.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I'll tell you what. Bashar the extraterrestrial, Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
My god, he talks to an extra terrestrial.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Him and Steven Tyler, my close friends.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
And people call me crazy and you fucking talked to
an extra terrestrial.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Steven Tyler. So Bashar has never been wrong.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
And when the question comes up about Octopus, he says,
I can't talk about it, so they'll say, our octopus
from here, are they alien?
Speaker 3 (18:37):
And he says, that's something I'm not allowed to talk about.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
So apparently, so apparently the octopus were here millions of
years ago and got stuck and couldn't and couldn't get
get back off, or there's their craft, their ship whatever,
got stuck and they didn't have the ability to break
the gravity of the atmosphere, so they remained in the
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Earth's oceans until this day.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
They arrived here.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Millions and millions and millions of years ago and got
stuck here, and Basha, the extraterrestrial will not confirm or
deny it.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
He says, I am not allowed to he says, and
he says, give you a second by bye bye, bye.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Bye, and he says, I am not allowed at this
time to divulge that information.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Can I see this video online of the extraterrestrial saying
I can't confirm or.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Deny and what ron no offense? You're you're a pretty
smart guy, exactly, but you talked to.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
An extraterrestrial and the extraterrestrial toxic humans.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
And yet he's so above.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Everyone else, but he's not going to confirm or deny the.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Rumor of supposed to know yet and I'll tell you
what yet, Tell me wady does good term? Be ready
twenty twenty seven seven? They're coming, all right, They're coming already.
When when twenty twenty seven comes in, they're fucking the
ships are the fucking saucers are off the coast, off
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the coast of cities around the world.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
You're gonna go ship run. I guess you are right.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
They're already here Ron. They live in our own eye.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
And here for millions of years.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
That that's you know, when you ask the extraterrestrials, what
is a human being? A human being is a hybrid
of like several DNA species of ets that like when when?
When you ask when? But Shar says, what, how do
they look at humans? They look at humans as being
(20:37):
exotic because the definition of a human is an extraterrestrial hybrid.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
All right, listen to me. I'm bored with this. Uh.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
The octopus though they are highly intelligent, and uh, I
know this is gonna sound fucking nuts, But after a
couple of documentaries and talking to some marine biologists, I
don't I don't eat octopus anymore.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Wait a minute, open there are countries that have banned
eating octopus because they're considered sanctured beings.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I don't eat them because I know how goddamn intelligent
they are. And then you would say, well, oh, but
about all the other animals you eat?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I have no answer to something about the octopus. I
just can't eat it anymore. Okay, what bums me out?
Bums me out about the octopus? You know, some of
these documentaries are absolutely fascinating, and uh, they talk about
how smart they are and what's so fucking sad about
the octopus? They only live a year or two most species.
(21:35):
The life span of an octopus is very very short.
So they have all that intelligence and they understand that
their life is like a blink.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Of species. Some live fucking hundreds of years.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
The giant octopus, now, they don't live hundreds of years.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Oh god, life.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Octopus have the ability to change their DNA on the spot.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
They can literally just change their structure. That is super intelligence.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
You're talking about the giant Pacific octopus, right, yeah, instead
of they live three to five years, not hundreds of year.
And it says, uh uh, most and the other species
of octopus.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
They only live one to five years. That's it. That's it,
and they know that if they're that intelligent.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Here's it.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
By the way, here's the other thing they said about octopuses.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Because they have.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Such short lifespan, they are born with such intelligence, such knowledge.
By the way, before we go, can you quickly just
google which countries have banned octopus because of that reason?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Opie?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
They're a country that have banned octopus because they consider
them highly intelligent, sanctured beings, and they can consider it
im moral to eat octopus.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
All right, is that coming up?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I wanted to just make sure that I have coverage
on the top of my head if I'm bending down
like this.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
All right, what countries you do.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Have a nice heide of hair.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I'll be honest with you. I try bad.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I don't even see a ball spot. Good for you.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
It's uh, there's no official ball spots, but there's definitely thinning.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
And then I have to definitely kind of move ship
around everybody.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
One thing I did notice is you got a big
black patch on top.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Of your head.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Try to keep that as long as possible. You got
you gotta, you got some black hair remaining.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I don't have black Yeah you do, you have a
black I never had black hair. All right, what countryes
ban octopus? Even accord?
Speaker 5 (23:34):
According to the UH, the Google, the countries of California
and Washington. Oh so even more, No, no, no, California
Washington have banned farming of the octopus.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Tunisia, I guess is literally the only country. What a
wasted time. It's one fucking country.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
No, that's not true. You did it wrong.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
There are countries oct fishing.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Oh, they're just banning the fishing of the octopus because
they're trying to keep the numbers up.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
The number.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Now, I'll do the research. There are countries that are
doing it for for moral reasons.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Actually, all right, speaking of numbers, let me look at
some Let me just look at something wrong.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
How did we do today?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
The numbers are big. When the listen, when you bring
in the big dog, we talked thousands.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Oh damn, that's a number.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
That's what I'm saying. When you bring in the big
dog number, what is it? I can't see it.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
We've had uh, we've had about sixteen thousand people check
out this live stream.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Opy. I just want to say something to you yesterday.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
With Yesterday without the Big Dog, Ronnie, you had ten
thousand views already we got sixteen thousand.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
We're not even fucking finished.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh no, well we're just no, we're just about We're
just about finished. I saw that.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Ronnie's that that that's it. That's my new name, Big numbers, Ronnie.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I make ron give me a little list every mon
and the beauty is we haven't even touched on most
of it.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
But I want to ask you about this for real.
You texted me this morning.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
All you wrote is going to Thanksgiving this year since
my father's sister took her life on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
She was a psychic. What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Okay, so I have well, I mean you must know
I haven't spoken to my mother and.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
How long has it been? Four or five years?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Steven?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
I haven't spoken to my mother in years because she's
the fucking whack job. And I haven't really spoken or
seen my family in.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Probably two three years.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Because they're just fucking you know, they don't You know,
when your family doesn't treat your worth respect, the healthiest
thing to do is just take yourself out of the situation.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I couldn't agree more.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
You know, there are people that say life is too
short and all that, But I haven't talked to my
mom in about six or seven.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Years, and you and I have that in common too.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I had to put up extreme boundaries.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
And when you talk about this stuff, honestly, you realize
there's so many people out there that can relate to
this ship. There are people that are supposed to be
the closest to you.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
That's right, that fuck you up the most. And it
gets to a point where you have to put up.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
A major fucking wall, a major boundary, and you gotta
move on. It's not easy, it kind of sucks, but
it's the best thing to do, and that's what I
chose to do about six or seven years ago.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Yeah, so you and I have several things in common.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
We our mothers are still alive and we don't speak
to them.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
And we got that virgin thing going for us.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Are you a virgin? Ron? Be honest, listen to me, Ron,
You're very mysterious, are you?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
You know? Are you? Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
We used to we used to call it a little funny,
but in twenty twenty five, it's just normal.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Are you? Are you a little funny.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
That's what they called the fagel is back in the thirties.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Stop Jesus, stop stop, and we're just trying fun Jesus.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Now listen.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
So you know, my mother took off my father like
just had me a little in another family. Really, the
only family I had was like my grandmother, who ended
up being.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Buried on my birthday.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
And then three weeks after her passing on my birthday,
came to me.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Of course, she broke the illusion, broke the illusion of
this of this matrix and said, you're gonna be okay.
So anyways, the reason.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I come back since then, that's you know, I kind
of liked that story because a lot of people say, hey,
you know, I truly believe this cock sorry, and and
then they have a feeling like, no, I swear to
you that person was in the room with me, you know,
four days after they passed.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Why did I come back? More?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Why is it one and done? No necessary question?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
By the way, opie, if they if it was necessary,
they would come back.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
So that's a good thing. They don't need to, by
the way, they're always with you. Anyways. You just have
to be in tune to the frequency.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Buddy, No we don't want them. We don't want our
dead relatives seeing all our debauchery.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
They, by the way, you don't get it when they're
back in spirit, you don't get you're not they're not
judging you.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
My dad dying when I was.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
There's no ego in spirit. I't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
My dad dying when I was single.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I don't want to see what I'm doing on a
fucking Thursday night.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
He sees your he sees you I had the itch,
he sees you scratching your rash and then smelling your fingers.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, that's why I don't like when they say they're
you know, they're still watching, watching you.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Oh so just so my obviously my family's fucked up.
Oh surprise, Rynie's a comic. So like my mother took off.
My father didn't give a fuck. So like, really, the
only family I had was my so my father's sister, Yeah,
had a daughter. She's the same major as me. Her
name is Tova, so we we know we summer camped together.
(29:12):
I mean, if if I had a sister, I guess
it would be her.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
But I'm an only child. The last time I.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Was there, wait, what's your sister's name.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I don't have a sister. It's my cousin.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Oh sorry, what's her name? Cova?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Tovah. It's Hebrew for good.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I talked to you. To smile.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Is very Toova is very Jewish. It's a it's a
it's a female version of good.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
So lots of time I was so The last time
I was there, it was like three four years ago,
like three years ago, four years ago, and I had
just coming off major surgery and I had to continue rehabbing,
and she had a stationary bing like sirs. I had
major surgery and and the orders were you have to
rehab or you're not going to recover.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
And I said, hey, when I.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Showed up, I said, uh, I have to continue my
rehab or I'm not going to recover quickly and blah
blah blah. And she said, I don't give a fuck.
I don't care. If you don't like it, you can
go back to New York. And I just kept my
mouth shut. And then the whole time I was there,
it was just nasty.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
And then her husband said to me, so, uh, what
are you gonna be like a waiter or the rest
of your life? It looks like this acting things not
gonna work out. So what are you just gonna be
a weight? And like maybe you should do something?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Mouth.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Oh so you had so you had jealous relatives too,
So I was, you know, had weddings and weddings.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I had an aunt. Hey, mister, well she's done exactly,
that's right, m.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, fucking dehumanize me in front of the entire family
the biggest radio shows in America. But yeah, I should
go up there and show the fucking wedding DJ how
it's done.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
You know, have I have a friend who who's in
a band called to Humanize. It's a death metal band.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Nice. So like, I have.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Nobody else and literally the only people I have are
fucking literally shitting on me.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
I just kept my mouth shut.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
And it was for her mother's my father's sister. It
was the eightieth birthday of Tova's mother, Lois, my father's sister.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Dude, you lost me a long fucking time ago. What
what does this have to do with Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Like?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
What is going on as to the point question?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
So I was there three years ago for her eightieth
birthday and it was so bad.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Getting back on track, Stephen King, thank you.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
So I didn't speak so after that I just cut
him off. I literally blocked them. All right, all right,
so all right, I got it. Long story short. On Thanksgiving,
she took her life.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
What wait wait what oh your.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Cousin, my father's sister.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Oh your father, Lois Furman told his mother right three
years ago, out of fight, took her own life on
Thanksgiving just just to fuck with everybody, just to fuck
with everybody. You just just just so everyone else would
not have a good time.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
That is obviously insane that I was gonna say, that's
insanely selfish. And now you know, ron I, I I
get mad at your past. I get mad at your
dad for allowing you to live in the attic with
the with the step mom. She didn't want you in
the regular house. That that kisses me the fuck off
when you were again, and now this pisses me off.
(33:00):
I'm breaking fucking character right now. Ron That's that is
insanely selfish.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Yeah she's uh, she's just like, yeah, my father sister.
She's a psychic and she is like and she's like
an evil soap opera character. When my father died, she
said to me, hey, listen, there's a there's a plot
(33:26):
for your father in the cemetery beside you know, our parents.
If he's not going to use it, I want to
sell it. I want to sell the plot and take
the money as soon as my father died. That's what
she said to me first. Then she said at the table.
She never once said I'm sorry, Ronnie your father. She
all she said was fuck him. He was a piece
(33:49):
of shit. I don't give a fuck. And she made
it about her, and she said he was the worst
brother I ever had in my life. I'm glad he's
fucking dead. He sexually molested me. I'm like, this is
all happening when my father died, not once like Ronnie,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Oh my god, fuck him. Your father was a piece
of shit.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Right now, you're you're speaking There's a ton of people
that have been checking this out today.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
You're speaking their language. We all have.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Someone in our family like that. What you should do
this Thanksgiving is go, hey, hey, my aunt died past
the gravy. If you guys do not be affected by this,
you should have the greatest Thanksgiving ever ever.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
So had to deal.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
I've had three years of isolation.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
From them because I went there for her eightieth birthday party.
In the way I was treated, There's been three years
where I have taken myself out of the equation and.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
It's just been to me by myself. It's always been
me by myself.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
But the only place I would, like, hey, wa, do
you do it for the holidays?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Or were going for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (34:58):
I only had one place to go, and that's Toba's
house in Massachusetts, and I haven't been there in three years.
So even all the holidays, I'm just by myself, so
giving right, So I said, it's time, good, it's time.
Life is fucking short, Ronnie. You grew up with her,
(35:20):
She's fucking She's literally the only family you have left.
There's no one else. Are you really gonna be? And
it's also cruel there's also a sense of cruelty, a
level of cruelty when you just completely ice somebody, don't
return their phone calls, you block them. I did that
and they were a little like like, I was so
(35:42):
devastated that the only family I have was treating me
with like straight.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Up disrespect, like spitting on me, right.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
I was so devastated by it that I literally blocked
them to the point where, you know how she had
to contact me. She had to contact me through a neighbor,
their next door neighbor, Richie, and Richie goes, Hey, Ron,
Tovi've been trying to get a hold of you, Lois.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
This is Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
By the way, I get this call three years ago
on Thanksgiving from the neighbor because Tove can't call me
because I blocked her.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Hey, Tovi's been trying to get a hold of you
for some reason. She it's the.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Connections not working. I said, yeah, because I blocked her. Hey, Ron,
I'm so sorry to tell you this, but her Lois
is dead. This is Thanksgiving morning, Ron, I'm so sorry.
Tovin trying to get a hold of you. Lois passed
away on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
And you just said this, who the hell is going
to cut the turkey? Then?
Speaker 3 (36:42):
And he said, Ronnie, I don't want to say anything.
It's none of my business.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
But they found two empty pill bottles beside her bed stand.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
So this woman.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Chose to by the way, you know, And I said,
my father was in the mafia, so she was married
to Moist.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
She was married to the mafia guy. That's how my
father got into the mafia.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
So her husband was a her father, her husband wasn't
enforcer for the mafia.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Well so so anyways, oh no this in any way,
I haven't.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Been there since she killed herself. How selfish is that be?
Like she did it out of spite.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
We like, we all have people in our lives like this.
Don't let them get to you. Don't let it be
a thing. You should celebrate Thanksgiving past the fucking stuffing.
Let's rock.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
So here's the deal. I reached out to Tova like
three or four days ago, and and by the way,
I waked up most mornings angry about the situation.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
I do. I have a lot of anger. Yeah I do.
So I said, you know what, Ronnie, God damn it.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
That means she's winning.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Listen to me.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Let me tell what I did. Let me tell you
what I did. I know, I know what She's moved
on with her life.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
So I reached out to her three four days ago
and with a text saying, I hope you're having a
I hope, I hope your summer's going well. Love ron
She She responded very quickly saying, hey, if you're not
going to come up the way she said it too
was like, Hey, if you're not going to come up
for the summer, at least come up for Thanksgiving, just
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like that.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
And I was like, man, that's pretty blood and right
to the point. All right, So I said, fuck it,
I will see you in November, all right.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Then she responded with, don't say it and not do it,
like if you're going to do it like this would
be like, you don't understand how excited this makes me,
how happy this makes me. The girls will be excited.
Please don't make a promise and not come up. And
said I will be there one hundred percent. And she said,
You've made my fucking day, the girls. So all right,
I'm going back.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
All right, you're I mean, it's a great it's a
great story to end this, but god, a little fucking word.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Don't you think it's a little wordy.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
To see how you do without me fucking interrupting and
and crafting this into something.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
But dude, how fucked up? How fucked up?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
It's faked up. Ron's going to.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Have a good time if I'm not going to have
a good time.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
No, that's that's insanely selfish. That's a that's the sign
of an extreme narcissist in my opinion.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
By the way, that's what the therapist said to Deep
Therapy right of course, was in Deep therapy, and the
therapist said, your your mother has an extreme case of narcissism.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
The goal of a narcissist, I learned, is to eat
you alive, and they don't stop.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
They'll never stop.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Opie.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
They stopped when they die, that's it.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
But when a narcissist is alive and they got their
fucking clause in you, they want to eat you alive.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
The therapist did say to Toba, your mother has an
extreme case.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
If narcissist is crazy, so and so you are you
talking about so your mother as well? Is that what
you're saying? Was that why your mother was a narcissist? Um?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Sure, well yeah, sure she had all sorts of She
had a lot of issues. Yeah, I try to remember
the I mean, she also had a lot of great qualities.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
But that makes for boring radio. Listen to me, I
would invite you over for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
No bro, no id.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
We made a rule that we don't have. We don't
allow red dots in our house.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
So what does that mean? I'm not Indian. What does
that mean? Huh, I'm not Indian? What does that mean?
Red dots?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Oh you've never checked that. You never checked the app? Huh?
Speaker 3 (40:45):
What appen?
Speaker 4 (40:46):
Your app confused me with your fucking, with your nonsense,
with your with your rizzes and your red dots and.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Your while I'd rather keep it.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Vague, with your scabidities.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
And I see this guy got it. It's it's just
a sill.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
I don't believe you're one of those people, but I
just decided to make a little joke about it.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
That's all that guy.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Gods, what is that one of those sex things? You know?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
You might want to get the apps.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I know they have.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
An urban dictionary where like you can, like you can
find out what like a dirty Sanchez is or something.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
All right, Ron, let's go, I think we've done it,
done it?
Speaker 1 (41:23):
No, all kidding aside, that's like that fucking pisses me off.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
Obi, it's the it's stunning, like she went off, Yeah,
what does it mean?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Ron, don't Japan? Yeah it's Japan. That that did look
like the Japan flag. I know some of the flags
of the world.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
The way you said Japan, like me was funny.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Thank you. No, that really pisses me off. I can relate.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
It's gonna be weird.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I have them at back since she so, it's you
can't you can't let these people win, bro, I know
it's go there and have the best Thanksgiving of your life?
Are sitting alone on Thanksgiving lady trying to ruin a
holiday for everybody?
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Well, and also we got to allow the healing man.
We've gotta allow healing.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
I understand.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
And by the way, she did say to me, like,
you know, Ron, like you just cutting me off and
blah blah blah, is like it's a form of cruelty,
and it is it is. That's a form of cruelty
as well. Uh so I'm definitely remorseful. But you know what,
someone's trying to reach out to and you're like you
don't respond.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
That's hurtful. Sure, that's cruel and I'm not I'm not
proud of that.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
All right, Ron, we gotta go look at your dog
looking all contemplative.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yeah, I gotta take it for a walk. I know
that the word walk, he knows, he knows the language
of By.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
The way, those that dog is that's one of those
like expensive dogs because that that dog has that here
is alo what's it called allogenic hypoalogy?
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Your dog has hypoologenic fur?
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Right, But I'll explain I knew it.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
I fucking knew it.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
No, I'll explain.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
I grew up with dogs and everyone's in a while cats,
and I was very allergic.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
They just said, ah, you got asthma. They didn't know
shit back then.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
And then I learned that I was very allergic to
dogs and cats, trees and grass and other things, stone fruits,
people obviously radio co hosts.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Well what you got food?
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, so listen to me. So I couldn't have, you know,
a dog forever.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
And then because of the you know, when the world
shut down and my son was turning ten, We're like,
we had a nice trip that we're gonna do for him,
and instead we couldn't do that, and he always wanted dogs.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
I'm like, we can't have dogs.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
So we started going on the shelters and I was
seeing some cool dogs that I want to save, but
I would sneeze my fucking ass off, and then people
like you gotta get a high, and I'm like a
hypo So I started pulling around with the golden dooodle.
I know, I know, the petting them and literally rubbing
my face to see if I would be allergic. Turns
out these hypos I'm not allergic to. And that's the
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only reason we have a hypo.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Oh, it's human here. It's not that they actually have it,
it's like it's human here. Bro.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
I think, uh, mine's a golden doodle. I think they're
uh insanely intelligent. They don't have there's zero hair on
my couch, in my house, in my car.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Zero. I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Everybody just doesn't get a hypo so that so you know,
they don't have to deal with all the fucking Hey, I.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Have a friend. I have a friend of Lizie a Side.
Speaker 4 (44:42):
He's a pediatrist, and his wife, who's gorgeous, is allergic
like you. So they had to get that breed. They
literally got that breed because of the human here.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Hold on, So, how do you shan diatrist?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Huh, you have a friend that's a pediatrist.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Yeah, he has a very successful practice. You need a referral.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
He has a foot fetish.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
You know what if you're but what of course, if
I was in medical school, my god and I like feet.
Guess what, I sneak into that field and now I'm
in heaven every fucking day. And you might say to
yourself every once in a while you get the old
lady with the corns and then fucked up Lebron James feet.
I get it, but it's worth it knowing all the
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good feet you're gonna see on a regular basis.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
He would be out of business if it wasn't. Diabetes
has made him a very rich man.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
That's the reality. Oh wow, really, diabetes?
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Is he cutting off toes?
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Well, that's it.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
I mean, if you have diabetes, the first thing, the
first side of your toes.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Right, diabetes is u.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
He now moved from the upper west side, moving on up.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
He moved to the upper east side.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Actually like yeah so he Oh so My question is,
so what shampoo can you use like the your shampoo
on the dock?
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Can you use like regular shampoo?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
We have all the dog shit, right, I gotta go,
I'll be honest. The wind is really fucking kicking.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Up in the last Uh oh my god, we're starting
to get the double waves. These waves are gonna be
huge tomorrow when I live stream from this.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Uhcation Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, starting today, we're not allowed that
there's like that they put they're putting the red flags
up in the beaches for the rip currents because of
this fucking hurricane.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, you'd be stupid to swimming this, you know.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
I mean we went higher coast of New Jersey.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
New York and Connecticut are under red flag warnings for
the next three days.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Oh no, the weather dramatically changed in the last half hour.
There's probably a lot of wind on this live stream now.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
So I gotta do.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Two days about to come off like I see it,
I see it flapping.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Hope. We I'll give you this. You have a nights
out of here, you do?
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Oh thanks? Ron?
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Dude, you almost look like Daniel Craig a little bit
exact for some reason. Huh, that's a.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
Compliment, all right, dude, you look like Daniel Craig a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
You've got a little double O in you.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
All right. Listen to me, Ron, I am listening to
you that I love you. I love you. I like
beating the ship out of you. It's fun.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
I'm not gonna lie to you, but I love you
as as a friend.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
And uh, I want.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
People to support you, So I want them to try
to follow you on the social media at Ron Bermant Okay, yeah,
and Ron that story about Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
I'm gonna think about that all day and pisses me off.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Yeah, it's gonna be Yeah, it's just it's funny.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
I just want to say, no, you've said it all
because we all deal with that ship and I want
to end with this for real, for real, keet those
people out of your lives. Yeah, they're family, It doesn't
matter if they're family. That's what you got to learn.
People like that don't deserve to have you, So put
up your fucking walls, put up your goddamn boundaries, and
don't let them get to you.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
But you know what I said when I blocked them
and stuff not to them, to myself, I was like,
these motherfuckers literally don't deserve.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
My presence, like I truly believe that.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
I was like, you don't deserve me, dude, you you
haven't earned this.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
You know. I had to learn. I had to learn
I'm not gonna lie to you. I had I had
to do a lot of therapy.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
I have pushed out all the people that are shitty
to me out of my life, Oh God, good bye.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
And you seem like a pretty well adjusted, happy guy.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
In general, sure, in general. All right, Ron, I gotta go,
I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
All right, it'll be a good one. I'll see I
have a good day.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
I gotta gotta
Hey, I got a question for you, Ron. Would you
rather have the ability to talk to animals?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Right?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Or be able to speak and understand every language in
the world.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Do I command the animals? Do they do? They do
what I tell them to do?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
No, it's just a language thing. Would you rather understand?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
As a fun I don't.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It says ability ability to talk to animals? So okay, yeah,
I guess you.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Could look am I like Aquaman? Can I? Can I
have them do my bidding?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah? I would say, so.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You get the obviously if if if yes, then if
if the if the animals do my bidding, I would
probably rule the world.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay, all right, I would go with the animal thing too,
because people are fucking boring. And after you learn how
to say fuck you in a different language, what else
is there?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Can you imagine what I learned.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Six I did six years of Spanish? Who cares? I
did two years of French?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Who cares? I did a week of German? Who cares?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
After a while, all you want to know is the
curse words in other languages, but literally to understand animals,
and you know they're all looking at us saying what assholes?
Look at these idiots fucking up their planet. We'll be
here after they're gone, these dummies. That would be awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
This is what I would do. I would quit my
job immediately. I would quit this thing here, and I
would just sit back and I would have squirrels, rats, pigeons,
just fucking picking, just taking wallets, Squirrels going into bodega's
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taking the money out of the drawers.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You know how rich I would be.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I would I would just just snatching phones out of birds,
snatching phones out of people's hands, snatching money out of jewelry.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
What would be the best animal to to, you know,
to use to grab someone's wallet.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
You ever seen squirrels? They got tiny, little delicate hands.
They can do a lot of things. Dude, A squirrel
can come up behind you and.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Literally pickpark at you.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I know they can't. They're too skittish.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You turn around, You turn around, the scrolles and runs
away like this.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
A fucking tree.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
No, no, no, those squirrels don't work for me.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I only I only hire the fucking by the way,
I hire tho squirrels that became con you know, those
cannivorar squirrels.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Now, you know what you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
The answer I think is kittens. Yeah, because people would
say crows or something like that. But like when you
see a crow, you're suspicious right away, right, So you
need an animal that is like, uh, you know that, Uh,
that's gonna let your guard down.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
How about a parrot?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
A parrot?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Everyone loves parrots.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I don't love parrots. Have you ever hung out with
someone that has a parrot? After after after it goes, Hey,
check out what my parrot could do the rest of
your day, You're like, oh, shot this fucking thing up.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You know, those are some of the most intelligent.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Species on the planet, and we put them in these
tiny little cages and hang them out, and hang them
and hang them by the window.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
That seems pretty. They're they're too intelligent.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
They must go crazy the way they have psychological disorders
they have they have. They have parrot therapists because of that,
that situation.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
They're so intelligent, they get depressed.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I kind of believe it.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
But one of the coolest things that ever saw, the
wandering around this great country of ours. Somewhere in San Francisco,
there's an area where the parrots hang out. I guess
a couple of parrots got lose a million years, not
a million, but whatever. Fifty years ago, let's say sixty,
you can look this ship up, and they started, uh,
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you know, mating. And now there's an area in San
Francisco where all the fucking wild parrots hang out.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And it's Historia that that that happened here in Astoria.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Astoria has this.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
So two parrots were being flown from Europe to America
and hey, uh, which which which airport is international?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Is it Logan?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I mean is it Laguadia or JFK JFK, Come on rn.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, this's the easy stuff. Give me something arms.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
So okay, it was La Guadia.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Two parrots got got lost, not got lost. Two parrots
escaped from LaGuardia airport and they.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Made their way to Astoria.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
And it was a male and female and by the way,
they were a breeding pair of parents.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
They the guy.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Fucking opened the caves they got they escaped, and they
said they wouldn't survive the winter. This was ten years ago.
There's about they estimate now there's about three hundred parrots
in Astoria and they survived the winter.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
But well, the winters aren't that you know, winters are
pretty mild.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Now, So if you go to Astoria and you look
up in the trees and you hear the chirping, you'll
see green parrots.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
There are green parrots all over Astoria. You can look
at the article.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
No, I'm gonna look it up.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Actually I looked up to San Francisco one. But I'll
look up the Estoria one.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
This Historia parents.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Now, there's about three hundred of them, and they, by
the way, they get really loud.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
San Francisco is known for its flock of wild non
native parents, primerimarily cherry headed connors con u r e. S.
I walked to this area a million years ago. These birds,
native to South America, likely escaped or were released from
the exotic pet trade and have established a thriving population,
particularly in the Telegraph Hill area.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
And if you go down to a story of park,
they're all I mean, look, they're there there, there, there
are parents.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Can you google the Historia parrots? Does it say anything?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I don't know. You want to do it? No, try
to help the show.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
What what are we gonna talk about parts for twenty
fucking minutes? What else you got, ron, I'll look what
else you got?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Speaking of intelligent species. So you don't why what occupy octopi?
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
So you know marine biologists, where is it just discovered? A?
Oh here it is so marine biologists. You know, they
were studying the coral reefs. You know, Australia has like
I think, the largest coral reefs in the world, and
they're all fucking they're all bleaching white, they're dying. And
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in their research of trying to figure out how how
if the coral reefs go, the health of the ocean
is in serious trouble still. Yeah, so they're the they
were there trying to see how do we stop the bleaching? Hey,
when you I don't understand when when ron when Ronnie
(07:39):
Berman comes on, you should have a thermis beside you.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I know.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
No, I'm trying to drink less coffee. It's obviously I
need it. Like it's obvious. It's obviously I need to
switch the decaf.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Do you drink it black? No?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I do a splash, a splash milk. That's it. If
you're if you're one of.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
These people with the spoon tinkling around, mixing up your
fucking concoction every morning, I don't want anything to do
with you.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Okay, now this is what's the most amazing.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Clink clink, clink, clink clink. I gotta put all my
flavors in my coffee. Click click click, Oh I need some.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
So Eve, I need another cube of sugar.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
So your shirt looks like a convenience item.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yo, this is what if someone said, Hey, what is
what does someone from Vermont look like?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Right here? This is it? This is it?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Ye kind of kind?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
So this is the most amazing thing that the marine
biologists discovered. Is octopuses or octopie or isn't that a
hi kitty?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
What is that your dog?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's my dog. That's doggy.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
That's nice. You keep freezing, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
It is nice.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Did your dog go in the water? Your is your
water dog?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
More of a wander dog this this summer.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Than uh past summers and the uh and and we
taught them. There's one word. If I say it, you're
in fucking detail of all.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Your dog looks like it's contemplating life. It's just staring
into the ocean. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's smart ron, it's probably looking at the deer. We
had a lot of deer. I should have pointed out
earlier behind you.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
It's just it's like it's it's contemplating life.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
There's a person out there.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
But when I was setting up this whole dune was
filled with deers.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I should have fucking pointed that out to the people.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, yeah, hold on, So now I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Dropping their fucking lime disease.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I'm like, there's ticks in that fucking mash.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Then a ton, dude, I've I've I lost count.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
So how do you do you wear leggings?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I lost count where you have a whole system where?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
So you must we checked our bodies twice before we
even get to the sand.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Ticks are like a like a fucking real series.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Still, he's I've taken I don't know, Honestly, I've lost track.
But I would say my body alone at least ten
this summer, at.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Least what you've taken ten ticks off of you.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, but they don't latch on, thank god.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
They're they're crawling around looking for the warm spot, which
obviously is the ball bag. They love the ball bag,
and they love your under arms. But I've been able
to brush probably.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I'm saying, like the crease behind your knees at least.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Ten this summer on me, and really the kids have
had a few.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
We found a couple literally climbing up the walls in
our house.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
You buy with their head embedded in you o god?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Not yes year, thank god? And then a few off
the dog. The problem is the dog brings the ticks
into the house. Has so much fur. Yeah, they can't
find a spot, so they eventually leave the dog and
then they start crawling around the fucking house.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Dude, So wait, don't isn't there like a ticks pray
for the dog.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, he's not. All sorts of pills and stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
That's the issue is the dog bringing it into the house.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Oh you think of Einstein?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
You don't so well, you just keep the dog outside,
so what now?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And we don't keep the dog outside So I'm.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Not funny at for that stayed outside in the winter.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, this isn't the eighties anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Like these dogs are part of your family now Like
in the old days, you gain drive food. You gave
him water and a stupid tennis ball and a stick
and said stay outside.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Not these dogs.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Fucking the dogs have gotten soft too. Kids have gotten soft.
Dogs have gotten soft.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
So listen all right, now, listen to that. This is
what is so amazing.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I'm getting bored ron so let's me.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I'm gonna finish the story.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Are extremely isolated animals, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, because they're really smart. That's why they're isolated.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
They don't want anything to do with our horseshit or
anybody else.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
In other words, octopuses is one of those speechies.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Where they have solitary lives. Right, Well, guess what not anymore.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
They literally discovered an octopus city, like they built a city.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
That's awesome. So I believe all of that.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Most No, they did, but I'll go into detail.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
But the marine biologists saying these are solitary creatures and
they're living together.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Now, they this is what they found.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
So they call it atlantis like atlantis, right, so my
rebelidos have labeled it Atlantis has been discovered off Australia's coast.
It's an underwater octopus city with shelters, with and social behavior.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Dozens of the octopus are living together.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Which is which is surprising because they are solitary animals.
What they did was is they actually made shelter, like
they took shells and they actually like it looks like
they have like igloos and there's like all these little
igloos all together. So they're living in a community for
the and that's the first time they've ever ever ever
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seen that. And there are social behavioral norms they are
they are abiding by like like like like laws. So
there has there's a social contract and they're living together
and organizing.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
It's only a matter of time.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I don't know how. I'll be honest, I don't know how.
But uh, octopus, octopi are not from this planet.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I don't know how. I don't know how they got here.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I only have three items on the Uh it's not
from this planet. Oh, I know you, but you added orchids?
All add orchids?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
What the hell the reason I truly believe.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I truly believe or not from Earth?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Octopuses sases they're not fuck the New York Times crossword
octopied No octopuses, shut up, oct octopa all right, octopie orchids?
You you turned me onto the orchids stand. I also
will put mushrooms on that list, and mushrooms are fucking that.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
That ship is okay.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Apparently mushroom and and cats.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Surprise you with the cats? Right?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
No, okay, hold on a second, you said fucking.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Alien drones with their stupid eyes just staring at you.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Okay, hold on, So cats one hundred percent are not alien,
but you this is something so interesting.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Percent to any of this ship.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
No, but cats are not alien? But what what archaeologists?
What's it called when people study animals? You know, uh,
like Darwin? You know that type of ship like Donwin,
You know what I mean? Like, so you know what
they say about cats? Cats have nine lives. No, cats
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have are are perfectly evolved. Cats haven't involved in over
a million years, is what I'm trying to say. And
they say the reason cats haven't evolved in over a
millionaires is because they have reached their peak evolution.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
They are essentially perfect. And that's and and that's that.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
That's what archaeologists say is cats are the one species
you know who's evolving the quickest. Humans we're losing our
jar we're losing our teeth, we're losing our jar lines,
our eyes are becoming bigger.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Humans are evolving.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Jaw line.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I'm not losing my you're losing your jaw line because
you can't say no, no, a fucking dessert.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
It'd be rude. I got a sweet tooth.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Hey kill the batman's back. He says, Ron comes from
the planet boring.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
That's funny. That's not pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
You know why I kill the batman? Funny? But I
got to stick up for Ron. He's he's not boring,
he's energy.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Zoology maybe, or so anthropologists.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Every species is evolving. Still, Chimpanzees are evolving. Cats haven't
evolved in over a million years, and evolution, like evolution.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Is perfect, they have stopped.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
So archaeologists say cats evolutionarily, cats have reached their pinnacle
and this is and this is and this is perfection,
and that's why they're not evolving anymore.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I hate this.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
What's your take on that?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I hate this wrap no offense Ron, because it's it's
something I talk about a lot. It's insanely bizarre how
fast humans are evolving and every other and every other
animal is stuck in the mud. So when you say
that cats aren't evolving, I could say that about every
fucking animal pretty much. They're not They're still not waiting
(17:06):
at the bus stop for a job. They're still not
using smartphones. They're they're they're not live streaming, They're not
Everyone has a podcast except for fucking animals.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
That should tell you something.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Animals do you know, animals do have a big you know,
during the super Bowl they have. Animals have their own uh,
their own show, come to the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
But my point is Ron is like, I mean, you know,
and as we just walk around Earth, you see the
animal they're not. There's no significance evolving going on, like
like like what is happening with humans, which which obviously
proves we're not from here. I mean, stop telling me
(17:50):
we're from here and not get off. I'm you insult
my intelligence. My new theory is. My new theory is
Adam and Eve were astronauts from an another fucking planet.
That's why they're so special, and they were brought here
to start some shit.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I'll tell you what. Bashar the extraterrestrial, Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
My god, he talks to an extra terrestrial.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Him and Steven Tyler, my close friends.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
And people call me crazy and you fucking talked to
an extra terrestrial.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Steven Tyler. So Bashar has never been wrong.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
And when the question comes up about Octopus, he says,
I can't talk about it, so they'll say, our octopus
from here, are they alien?
Speaker 3 (18:37):
And he says, that's something I'm not allowed to talk about.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
So apparently, so apparently the octopus were here millions of
years ago and got stuck and couldn't and couldn't get
get back off, or there's their craft, their ship whatever,
got stuck and they didn't have the ability to break
the gravity of the atmosphere, so they remained in the
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Earth's oceans until this day.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
They arrived here.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Millions and millions and millions of years ago and got
stuck here, and Basha, the extraterrestrial will not confirm or
deny it.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
He says, I am not allowed to he says, and
he says, give you a second by bye bye, bye.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Bye, and he says, I am not allowed at this
time to divulge that information.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Can I see this video online of the extraterrestrial saying
I can't confirm or.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Deny and what ron no offense? You're you're a pretty
smart guy, exactly, but you talked to.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
An extraterrestrial and the extraterrestrial toxic humans.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
And yet he's so above.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Everyone else, but he's not going to confirm or deny the.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Rumor of supposed to know yet and I'll tell you
what yet, Tell me wady does good term? Be ready
twenty twenty seven seven? They're coming, all right, They're coming already.
When when twenty twenty seven comes in, they're fucking the
ships are the fucking saucers are off the coast, off
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the coast of cities around the world.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
You're gonna go ship run. I guess you are right.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
They're already here Ron. They live in our own eye.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
And here for millions of years.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
That that's you know, when you ask the extraterrestrials, what
is a human being? A human being is a hybrid
of like several DNA species of ets that like when when?
When you ask when? But Shar says, what, how do
they look at humans? They look at humans as being
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exotic because the definition of a human is an extraterrestrial hybrid.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
All right, listen to me. I'm bored with this. Uh.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
The octopus though they are highly intelligent, and uh, I
know this is gonna sound fucking nuts, But after a
couple of documentaries and talking to some marine biologists, I
don't I don't eat octopus anymore.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Wait a minute, open there are countries that have banned
eating octopus because they're considered sanctured beings.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I don't eat them because I know how goddamn intelligent
they are. And then you would say, well, oh, but
about all the other animals you eat?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I have no answer to something about the octopus. I
just can't eat it anymore. Okay, what bums me out?
Bums me out about the octopus? You know, some of
these documentaries are absolutely fascinating, and uh, they talk about
how smart they are and what's so fucking sad about
the octopus? They only live a year or two most species.
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The life span of an octopus is very very short.
So they have all that intelligence and they understand that
their life is like a blink.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Of species. Some live fucking hundreds of years.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
The giant octopus, now, they don't live hundreds of years.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Oh god, life.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Octopus have the ability to change their DNA on the spot.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
They can literally just change their structure. That is super intelligence.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
You're talking about the giant Pacific octopus, right, yeah, instead
of they live three to five years, not hundreds of year.
And it says, uh uh, most and the other species
of octopus.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
They only live one to five years. That's it. That's it,
and they know that if they're that intelligent.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Here's it.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
By the way, here's the other thing they said about octopuses.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Because they have.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Such short lifespan, they are born with such intelligence, such knowledge.
By the way, before we go, can you quickly just
google which countries have banned octopus because of that reason?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Opie?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
They're a country that have banned octopus because they consider
them highly intelligent, sanctured beings, and they can consider it
im moral to eat octopus.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
All right, is that coming up?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I wanted to just make sure that I have coverage
on the top of my head if I'm bending down
like this.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
All right, what countries you do.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Have a nice heide of hair.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I'll be honest with you. I try bad.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I don't even see a ball spot. Good for you.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
It's uh, there's no official ball spots, but there's definitely thinning.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
And then I have to definitely kind of move ship
around everybody.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
One thing I did notice is you got a big
black patch on top.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Of your head.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Try to keep that as long as possible. You got
you gotta, you got some black hair remaining.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I don't have black Yeah you do, you have a
black I never had black hair. All right, what countryes
ban octopus? Even accord?
Speaker 5 (23:34):
According to the UH, the Google, the countries of California
and Washington. Oh so even more, No, no, no, California
Washington have banned farming of the octopus.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Tunisia, I guess is literally the only country. What a
wasted time. It's one fucking country.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
No, that's not true. You did it wrong.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
There are countries oct fishing.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Oh, they're just banning the fishing of the octopus because
they're trying to keep the numbers up.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
The number.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Now, I'll do the research. There are countries that are
doing it for for moral reasons.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Actually, all right, speaking of numbers, let me look at
some Let me just look at something wrong.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
How did we do today?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
The numbers are big. When the listen, when you bring
in the big dog, we talked thousands.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Oh damn, that's a number.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
That's what I'm saying. When you bring in the big
dog number, what is it? I can't see it.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
We've had uh, we've had about sixteen thousand people check
out this live stream.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Opy. I just want to say something to you yesterday.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
With Yesterday without the Big Dog, Ronnie, you had ten
thousand views already we got sixteen thousand.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
We're not even fucking finished.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh no, well we're just no, we're just about We're
just about finished. I saw that.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Ronnie's that that that's it. That's my new name, Big numbers, Ronnie.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I make ron give me a little list every mon
and the beauty is we haven't even touched on most
of it.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
But I want to ask you about this for real.
You texted me this morning.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
All you wrote is going to Thanksgiving this year since
my father's sister took her life on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
She was a psychic. What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Okay, so I have well, I mean you must know
I haven't spoken to my mother and.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
How long has it been? Four or five years?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Steven?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
I haven't spoken to my mother in years because she's
the fucking whack job. And I haven't really spoken or
seen my family in.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Probably two three years.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Because they're just fucking you know, they don't You know,
when your family doesn't treat your worth respect, the healthiest
thing to do is just take yourself out of the situation.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I couldn't agree more.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
You know, there are people that say life is too
short and all that, But I haven't talked to my
mom in about six or seven.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Years, and you and I have that in common too.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I had to put up extreme boundaries.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
And when you talk about this stuff, honestly, you realize
there's so many people out there that can relate to
this ship. There are people that are supposed to be
the closest to you.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
That's right, that fuck you up the most. And it
gets to a point where you have to put up.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
A major fucking wall, a major boundary, and you gotta
move on. It's not easy, it kind of sucks, but
it's the best thing to do, and that's what I
chose to do about six or seven years ago.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Yeah, so you and I have several things in common.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
We our mothers are still alive and we don't speak
to them.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
And we got that virgin thing going for us.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Are you a virgin? Ron? Be honest, listen to me, Ron,
You're very mysterious, are you?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
You know? Are you? Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
We used to we used to call it a little funny,
but in twenty twenty five, it's just normal.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Are you? Are you a little funny.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
That's what they called the fagel is back in the thirties.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Stop Jesus, stop stop, and we're just trying fun Jesus.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Now listen.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
So you know, my mother took off my father like
just had me a little in another family. Really, the
only family I had was like my grandmother, who ended
up being.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Buried on my birthday.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
And then three weeks after her passing on my birthday,
came to me.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Of course, she broke the illusion, broke the illusion of
this of this matrix and said, you're gonna be okay.
So anyways, the reason.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I come back since then, that's you know, I kind
of liked that story because a lot of people say, hey,
you know, I truly believe this cock sorry, and and
then they have a feeling like, no, I swear to
you that person was in the room with me, you know,
four days after they passed.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Why did I come back? More?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Why is it one and done? No necessary question?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
By the way, opie, if they if it was necessary,
they would come back.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
So that's a good thing. They don't need to, by
the way, they're always with you. Anyways. You just have
to be in tune to the frequency.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Buddy, No we don't want them. We don't want our
dead relatives seeing all our debauchery.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
They, by the way, you don't get it when they're
back in spirit, you don't get you're not they're not
judging you.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
My dad dying when I was.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
There's no ego in spirit. I't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
My dad dying when I was single.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I don't want to see what I'm doing on a
fucking Thursday night.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
He sees your he sees you I had the itch,
he sees you scratching your rash and then smelling your fingers.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, that's why I don't like when they say they're
you know, they're still watching, watching you.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Oh so just so my obviously my family's fucked up.
Oh surprise, Rynie's a comic. So like my mother took off.
My father didn't give a fuck. So like, really, the
only family I had was my so my father's sister, Yeah,
had a daughter. She's the same major as me. Her
name is Tova, so we we know we summer camped together.
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I mean, if if I had a sister, I guess
it would be her.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
But I'm an only child. The last time I.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Was there, wait, what's your sister's name.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I don't have a sister. It's my cousin.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Oh sorry, what's her name? Cova?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Tovah. It's Hebrew for good.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I talked to you. To smile.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Is very Toova is very Jewish. It's a it's a
it's a female version of good.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
So lots of time I was so The last time
I was there, it was like three four years ago,
like three years ago, four years ago, and I had
just coming off major surgery and I had to continue rehabbing,
and she had a stationary bing like sirs. I had
major surgery and and the orders were you have to
rehab or you're not going to recover.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
And I said, hey, when I.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Showed up, I said, uh, I have to continue my
rehab or I'm not going to recover quickly and blah
blah blah. And she said, I don't give a fuck.
I don't care. If you don't like it, you can
go back to New York. And I just kept my
mouth shut. And then the whole time I was there,
it was just nasty.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
And then her husband said to me, so, uh, what
are you gonna be like a waiter or the rest
of your life? It looks like this acting things not
gonna work out. So what are you just gonna be
a weight? And like maybe you should do something?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Mouth.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Oh so you had so you had jealous relatives too,
So I was, you know, had weddings and weddings.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I had an aunt. Hey, mister, well she's done exactly,
that's right, m.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, fucking dehumanize me in front of the entire family
the biggest radio shows in America. But yeah, I should
go up there and show the fucking wedding DJ how
it's done.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
You know, have I have a friend who who's in
a band called to Humanize. It's a death metal band.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Nice. So like, I have.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Nobody else and literally the only people I have are
fucking literally shitting on me.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
I just kept my mouth shut.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
And it was for her mother's my father's sister. It
was the eightieth birthday of Tova's mother, Lois, my father's sister.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Dude, you lost me a long fucking time ago. What
what does this have to do with Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Like?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
What is going on as to the point question?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
So I was there three years ago for her eightieth
birthday and it was so bad.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Getting back on track, Stephen King, thank you.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
So I didn't speak so after that I just cut
him off. I literally blocked them. All right, all right,
so all right, I got it. Long story short. On Thanksgiving,
she took her life.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
What wait wait what oh your.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Cousin, my father's sister.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Oh your father, Lois Furman told his mother right three
years ago, out of fight, took her own life on
Thanksgiving just just to fuck with everybody, just to fuck
with everybody. You just just just so everyone else would
not have a good time.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
That is obviously insane that I was gonna say, that's
insanely selfish. And now you know, ron I, I I
get mad at your past. I get mad at your
dad for allowing you to live in the attic with
the with the step mom. She didn't want you in
the regular house. That that kisses me the fuck off
when you were again, and now this pisses me off.
(33:00):
I'm breaking fucking character right now. Ron That's that is
insanely selfish.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Yeah she's uh, she's just like, yeah, my father sister.
She's a psychic and she is like and she's like
an evil soap opera character. When my father died, she
said to me, hey, listen, there's a there's a plot
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for your father in the cemetery beside you know, our parents.
If he's not going to use it, I want to
sell it. I want to sell the plot and take
the money as soon as my father died. That's what
she said to me first. Then she said at the table.
She never once said I'm sorry, Ronnie your father. She
all she said was fuck him. He was a piece
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of shit. I don't give a fuck. And she made
it about her, and she said he was the worst
brother I ever had in my life. I'm glad he's
fucking dead. He sexually molested me. I'm like, this is
all happening when my father died, not once like Ronnie,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Oh my god, fuck him. Your father was a piece
of shit.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Right now, you're you're speaking There's a ton of people
that have been checking this out today.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
You're speaking their language. We all have.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Someone in our family like that. What you should do
this Thanksgiving is go, hey, hey, my aunt died past
the gravy. If you guys do not be affected by this,
you should have the greatest Thanksgiving ever ever.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
So had to deal.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
I've had three years of isolation.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
From them because I went there for her eightieth birthday party.
In the way I was treated, There's been three years
where I have taken myself out of the equation and.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
It's just been to me by myself. It's always been
me by myself.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
But the only place I would, like, hey, wa, do
you do it for the holidays?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Or were going for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (34:58):
I only had one place to go, and that's Toba's
house in Massachusetts, and I haven't been there in three years.
So even all the holidays, I'm just by myself, so
giving right, So I said, it's time, good, it's time.
Life is fucking short, Ronnie. You grew up with her,
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She's fucking She's literally the only family you have left.
There's no one else. Are you really gonna be? And
it's also cruel there's also a sense of cruelty, a
level of cruelty when you just completely ice somebody, don't
return their phone calls, you block them. I did that
and they were a little like like, I was so
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devastated that the only family I have was treating me
with like straight.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Up disrespect, like spitting on me, right.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
I was so devastated by it that I literally blocked
them to the point where, you know how she had
to contact me. She had to contact me through a neighbor,
their next door neighbor, Richie, and Richie goes, Hey, Ron,
Tovi've been trying to get a hold of you, Lois.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
This is Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
By the way, I get this call three years ago
on Thanksgiving from the neighbor because Tove can't call me
because I blocked her.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Hey, Tovi's been trying to get a hold of you
for some reason. She it's the.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Connections not working. I said, yeah, because I blocked her. Hey, Ron,
I'm so sorry to tell you this, but her Lois
is dead. This is Thanksgiving morning, Ron, I'm so sorry.
Tovin trying to get a hold of you. Lois passed
away on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
And you just said this, who the hell is going
to cut the turkey? Then?
Speaker 3 (36:42):
And he said, Ronnie, I don't want to say anything.
It's none of my business.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
But they found two empty pill bottles beside her bed stand.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
So this woman.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Chose to by the way, you know, And I said,
my father was in the mafia, so she was married
to Moist.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
She was married to the mafia guy. That's how my
father got into the mafia.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
So her husband was a her father, her husband wasn't
enforcer for the mafia.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Well so so anyways, oh no this in any way,
I haven't.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Been there since she killed herself. How selfish is that be?
Like she did it out of spite.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
We like, we all have people in our lives like this.
Don't let them get to you. Don't let it be
a thing. You should celebrate Thanksgiving past the fucking stuffing.
Let's rock.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
So here's the deal. I reached out to Tova like
three or four days ago, and and by the way,
I waked up most mornings angry about the situation.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
I do. I have a lot of anger. Yeah I do.
So I said, you know what, Ronnie, God damn it.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
That means she's winning.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Listen to me.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Let me tell what I did. Let me tell you
what I did. I know, I know what She's moved
on with her life.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
So I reached out to her three four days ago
and with a text saying, I hope you're having a
I hope, I hope your summer's going well. Love ron
She She responded very quickly saying, hey, if you're not
going to come up the way she said it too
was like, Hey, if you're not going to come up
for the summer, at least come up for Thanksgiving, just
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like that.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
And I was like, man, that's pretty blood and right
to the point. All right, So I said, fuck it,
I will see you in November, all right.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Then she responded with, don't say it and not do it,
like if you're going to do it like this would
be like, you don't understand how excited this makes me,
how happy this makes me. The girls will be excited.
Please don't make a promise and not come up. And
said I will be there one hundred percent. And she said,
You've made my fucking day, the girls. So all right,
I'm going back.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
All right, you're I mean, it's a great it's a
great story to end this, but god, a little fucking word.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Don't you think it's a little wordy.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
To see how you do without me fucking interrupting and
and crafting this into something.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
But dude, how fucked up? How fucked up?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
It's faked up. Ron's going to.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Have a good time if I'm not going to have
a good time.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
No, that's that's insanely selfish. That's a that's the sign
of an extreme narcissist in my opinion.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
By the way, that's what the therapist said to Deep
Therapy right of course, was in Deep therapy, and the
therapist said, your your mother has an extreme case of narcissism.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
The goal of a narcissist, I learned, is to eat
you alive, and they don't stop.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
They'll never stop.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Opie.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
They stopped when they die, that's it.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
But when a narcissist is alive and they got their
fucking clause in you, they want to eat you alive.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
The therapist did say to Toba, your mother has an
extreme case.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
If narcissist is crazy, so and so you are you
talking about so your mother as well? Is that what
you're saying? Was that why your mother was a narcissist? Um?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Sure, well yeah, sure she had all sorts of She
had a lot of issues. Yeah, I try to remember
the I mean, she also had a lot of great qualities.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
But that makes for boring radio. Listen to me, I
would invite you over for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
No bro, no id.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
We made a rule that we don't have. We don't
allow red dots in our house.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
So what does that mean? I'm not Indian. What does
that mean? Huh, I'm not Indian? What does that mean?
Red dots?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Oh you've never checked that. You never checked the app? Huh?
Speaker 3 (40:45):
What appen?
Speaker 4 (40:46):
Your app confused me with your fucking, with your nonsense,
with your with your rizzes and your red dots and.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Your while I'd rather keep it.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Vague, with your scabidities.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
And I see this guy got it. It's it's just
a sill.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
I don't believe you're one of those people, but I
just decided to make a little joke about it.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
That's all that guy.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Gods, what is that one of those sex things? You know?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
You might want to get the apps.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I know they have.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
An urban dictionary where like you can, like you can
find out what like a dirty Sanchez is or something.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
All right, Ron, let's go, I think we've done it,
done it?
Speaker 1 (41:23):
No, all kidding aside, that's like that fucking pisses me off.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
Obi, it's the it's stunning, like she went off, Yeah,
what does it mean?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Ron, don't Japan? Yeah it's Japan. That that did look
like the Japan flag. I know some of the flags
of the world.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
The way you said Japan, like me was funny.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Thank you. No, that really pisses me off. I can relate.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
It's gonna be weird.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I have them at back since she so, it's you
can't you can't let these people win, bro, I know
it's go there and have the best Thanksgiving of your life?
Are sitting alone on Thanksgiving lady trying to ruin a
holiday for everybody?
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Well, and also we got to allow the healing man.
We've gotta allow healing.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
I understand.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
And by the way, she did say to me, like,
you know, Ron, like you just cutting me off and
blah blah blah, is like it's a form of cruelty,
and it is it is. That's a form of cruelty
as well. Uh so I'm definitely remorseful. But you know what,
someone's trying to reach out to and you're like you
don't respond.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
That's hurtful. Sure, that's cruel and I'm not I'm not
proud of that.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
All right, Ron, we gotta go look at your dog
looking all contemplative.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yeah, I gotta take it for a walk. I know
that the word walk, he knows, he knows the language
of By.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
The way, those that dog is that's one of those
like expensive dogs because that that dog has that here
is alo what's it called allogenic hypoalogy?
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Your dog has hypoologenic fur?
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Right, But I'll explain I knew it.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
I fucking knew it.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
No, I'll explain.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
I grew up with dogs and everyone's in a while cats,
and I was very allergic.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
They just said, ah, you got asthma. They didn't know
shit back then.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
And then I learned that I was very allergic to
dogs and cats, trees and grass and other things, stone fruits,
people obviously radio co hosts.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Well what you got food?
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, so listen to me. So I couldn't have, you know,
a dog forever.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
And then because of the you know, when the world
shut down and my son was turning ten, We're like,
we had a nice trip that we're gonna do for him,
and instead we couldn't do that, and he always wanted dogs.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
I'm like, we can't have dogs.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
So we started going on the shelters and I was
seeing some cool dogs that I want to save, but
I would sneeze my fucking ass off, and then people
like you gotta get a high, and I'm like a
hypo So I started pulling around with the golden dooodle.
I know, I know, the petting them and literally rubbing
my face to see if I would be allergic. Turns
out these hypos I'm not allergic to. And that's the
(44:12):
only reason we have a hypo.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Oh, it's human here. It's not that they actually have it,
it's like it's human here. Bro.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
I think, uh, mine's a golden doodle. I think they're
uh insanely intelligent. They don't have there's zero hair on
my couch, in my house, in my car.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Zero. I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Everybody just doesn't get a hypo so that so you know,
they don't have to deal with all the fucking Hey, I.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Have a friend. I have a friend of Lizie a Side.
Speaker 4 (44:42):
He's a pediatrist, and his wife, who's gorgeous, is allergic
like you. So they had to get that breed. They
literally got that breed because of the human here.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Hold on, So, how do you shan diatrist?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Huh, you have a friend that's a pediatrist.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Yeah, he has a very successful practice. You need a referral.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
He has a foot fetish.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
You know what if you're but what of course, if
I was in medical school, my god and I like feet.
Guess what, I sneak into that field and now I'm
in heaven every fucking day. And you might say to
yourself every once in a while you get the old
lady with the corns and then fucked up Lebron James feet.
I get it, but it's worth it knowing all the
(45:28):
good feet you're gonna see on a regular basis.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
He would be out of business if it wasn't. Diabetes
has made him a very rich man.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
That's the reality. Oh wow, really, diabetes?
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Is he cutting off toes?
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Well, that's it.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
I mean, if you have diabetes, the first thing, the
first side of your toes.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Right, diabetes is u.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
He now moved from the upper west side, moving on up.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
He moved to the upper east side.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Actually like yeah so he Oh so My question is,
so what shampoo can you use like the your shampoo
on the dock?
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Can you use like regular shampoo?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
We have all the dog shit, right, I gotta go,
I'll be honest. The wind is really fucking kicking.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Up in the last Uh oh my god, we're starting
to get the double waves. These waves are gonna be
huge tomorrow when I live stream from this.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Uhcation Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, starting today, we're not allowed that
there's like that they put they're putting the red flags
up in the beaches for the rip currents because of
this fucking hurricane.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, you'd be stupid to swimming this, you know.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
I mean we went higher coast of New Jersey.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
New York and Connecticut are under red flag warnings for
the next three days.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Oh no, the weather dramatically changed in the last half hour.
There's probably a lot of wind on this live stream now.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
So I gotta do.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Two days about to come off like I see it,
I see it flapping.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Hope. We I'll give you this. You have a nights
out of here, you do?
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Oh thanks? Ron?
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Dude, you almost look like Daniel Craig a little bit
exact for some reason. Huh, that's a.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
Compliment, all right, dude, you look like Daniel Craig a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
You've got a little double O in you.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
All right. Listen to me, Ron, I am listening to
you that I love you. I love you. I like
beating the ship out of you. It's fun.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
I'm not gonna lie to you, but I love you
as as a friend.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
And uh, I want.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
People to support you, So I want them to try
to follow you on the social media at Ron Bermant Okay, yeah,
and Ron that story about Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
I'm gonna think about that all day and pisses me off.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Yeah, it's gonna be Yeah, it's just it's funny.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
I just want to say, no, you've said it all
because we all deal with that ship and I want
to end with this for real, for real, keet those
people out of your lives. Yeah, they're family, It doesn't
matter if they're family. That's what you got to learn.
People like that don't deserve to have you, So put
up your fucking walls, put up your goddamn boundaries, and
don't let them get to you.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
But you know what I said when I blocked them
and stuff not to them, to myself, I was like,
these motherfuckers literally don't deserve.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
My presence, like I truly believe that.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
I was like, you don't deserve me, dude, you you
haven't earned this.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
You know. I had to learn. I had to learn
I'm not gonna lie to you. I had I had
to do a lot of therapy.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
I have pushed out all the people that are shitty
to me out of my life, Oh God, good bye.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
And you seem like a pretty well adjusted, happy guy.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
In general, sure, in general. All right, Ron, I gotta go,
I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
All right, it'll be a good one. I'll see I
have a good day.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
I gotta gotta
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