Anthony Cumia & Carl Ruiz - Best and Last Year of Radio

Anthony Cumia, Carl Ruiz, Dan Soder, Doug Benson, Sherrod Small, Stuntbrain and Tippy Tom 4/5

Anthony calls in to talk about the wild Barry Manilow rumor that Tippy Tom told us all those years ago on the Opie and Anthony Show.  Carl had a dead body in one of his storage units! Farmers markets SUCK. We also break down the amazing documentary about a wine scam, Sour Grapes.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Opie is here and his show starts good called by
the E Rock. I wanted to play some Pearl Jam
to start the show, and I Rack said I'll figure
it out, and he picked Iron Mine. Very nice.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Great.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Do you like Pearl Jammy Rock?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I don't even know. After all these years.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
I've grown to like them. I did not like them
in the nineties when everyone else did, right, But as
time went on, I've grown to like them.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
All right, They're They're awesome. I still listen to the
Pearl Jam channel on serious exam. You don't like pearl Jam.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I want to listen to hip hop?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, a little hip hop far back you want to go, Carl,
I wanted.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
To do white lines. Yeah, that's not hip hop?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Which one? What do you mean that?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
That's old school like methan, Methan red or something.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I don't think you can call it hip hop.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
You got E. P. M. D is older than white
at the same time as the white.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Line that it was after. No, Yes, that's it. That's
you was doing white lines. That's why you don't know
what how much time, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
That's the that's the yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
He survived them.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, he survived the white lines that. I mean, we
could have played it, but it's not the sonic talking
all that jazz effects.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
He's a man of a certain age.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yes, all right, well let's don't change. We'll let you
pick the next one.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Carl. How's that sound? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Ready for some moon time? Actually?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, actually White Lines is a good song.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
We just instagram for like a half hour. What oh
fuck man just talking shit about everybody. It's awesome, right.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Let me tell you he's instagram. He says, he's just filming,
waiting for someone to say something stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
And he goes, oh, I'm an asshole boot off.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
He's literally fishing with dynamite.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
They're called twatty twats.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, he goes, no more twenty twats today. The twenty
twats are the ones that are extremely obsessed. I mean
people he probably never liked me or never liked the
radio show. You know, the ones that liked me or
the radio show in the past. Those guys are long
fucking gone. They moved on to other ship. So what
you left with is the twaddy twat It's just extremely obsessed.

(02:05):
I smell T shirts and it gives them some weird existence.
It's really weird. It's strange.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
It's so weak.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I've got people send me like heartfelt messages like, man,
you know, grew up with you and stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I'm not digging the new show or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
But they were cool about and said, you know, but
thanks so much for you know, the laughs and the
entertainment over the years.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
But I got to move on. I'm like, that's that's
like a normal fuck.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's perspectable because people do change their taste. By the way,
they're not talking about the new show in that way.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
No, no, no, no, it was yeah, this is all fire.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
We're doing right now right. Do you believe you threw
away this book? I came in garbage.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I was also on my Instagram Live.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Don't let Pete Davidson's Well, maybe I was performing for
the Instagram Live.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Maybe I didn't really mean to.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Tell it out. Did you take it out? Did you
take it up to go? He's a garbage picker.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
You have a double dog. That's not the garbage.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's called the warm refrigerator. That's the outdoor fridge.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
That's the outdoor refrigerator comes in a whole different size.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I asked, why we still have a Tony Robbins book
laying around, and then I might.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Have threw it away.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I don't give a fuck about signatures. Heartfelt, but I
didn't know he signed the But I didn't know it
was my sign Tony Robbins book. We only found out
because you went in the garbage and dug around old
coffee and breakfast the.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
One outside refrigerator in here, like a like a savage.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
What do you say to me?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
He said, thank you for everything. Yeah, I was a
big fan of you over the years.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
But it's a new show.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
A bit what he actually wrote, he wrote, I never
I never read it. Live with something, live with reason,
Live with reason?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Passion? I can't read the fun Does that mean passion?
Live with passion? Maybe that day you were a little lunin.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I got passioned under the weather. Fucking passion. It's fucking
hot in here. How was your birthday, Carl?

Speaker 8 (04:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
It was great.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Went to Benny Hannah with the kids. Okay, went to
Bennie Haunt. I kind of kept it low this week
this year.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I had.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
I had a couple of crazy calls before. I have
a guy who owns a gas station.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, and his uh. He gets he those two hours.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Awa from the gas stage, he gets called from one
of his employees, goes.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
I got a a dead girl in my in one
of your trucks.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
What do I do with her? What?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
He goes, what do you mean? Because I don't know.
She must have overdosed or something.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
He goes, so you picked up a girl and she
died in the car and he's like yeah, he goes,
where is she now? She goes, He goes, I got spooks,
so I hit her in one of your storage facility.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
He's wait, wait, yeah, wait, First of all, this is
the best birthday ever.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Second of all, did the bitch have a bow? One? Wait?
Who killed the girl? And did what?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
She overdosed? Right? So, no one killed her. She killed herself,
killed her overdose. And then this guy got spooked and
through it through her in a storage facility, had to
come find her. How long ago?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Fourteen hours the girl was in there allegedly killed herself
by allegedly. Yeah, so he got off.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
So the authorities know all about this now, Yeah, he
called the cops and said and said where the girl was?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Here's the article right here.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Now did he buy the drugs for the girl that
she overdosed. I mean, come on, we all know that.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, so he can be part. But they let him go.
He's big. Yeah, they let that dude go.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh my god, hold him for questioning. Yeah, he's guilty.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Read something something.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
No, no, don't read his name on the okay.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh my god, just read his name.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Let's hold this dude though, hold him in there for
a little while. No, they let him go on an
R and R. He's good.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
Wow, got a desk ticket for for a dead girl,
for for for touching or messing with the dead body.
That's what he got. He got disturbing?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Is that like community service?

Speaker 6 (06:13):
So you gotta hear my friend he's like, dude, he goes, dude,
you didn't call the cops.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
He goes, no, So he.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Calls the Clifton Police Department. My friend's driving from two hours.
He goes, I got to talk to the detective, you know,
and some death sergeants like, no detectives here. Call back later.
He goes, no, I got a call the detective. He goes, buddy,
you gotta tell me if you want to get into
a detective. He goes, my buddy's driving around with a
dead girl. In a car and you're tind He goes,
hold on one.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Second, next to you're know of situation room.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Everybody's like on the phone, fucking what's how can we
help you?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Probably ten guys picked up that. My friend's telling me
the story. He's like, yo, was Spanish girl.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Come on cuz Spanish girl.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's what they do. They dine cars.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
But just do it with the Spanish girl. I mean,
but you let him go. Here's a white girl. You
ain't going home tonight? Now going home tonight? Money, What
are you gonna.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Do a black who's a black girl.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
They would arrested the black girl for loitering death.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
You get up, Get up, liar, I put two shots
in the shooter.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
There might be a couple of different standards out there.
So so he told me that.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
Like he's like when he's telling the cops, like I'm
two hours away, they're like, oh yeah, they're like, and
his guys got a dead girl in one of my cars.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
He's like, bro, why don't you just come to the
fucking station right now. You're like, because right now everybody's guilty.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Oh yeah right, But because they had sorted out, sort
it out, man, and so so then that happened. So
then that's done, and I'm like, I pick up the
fun again. And my friend's grandmother, who is on a
Republican she's like on the Republican board in Bergen, North Bergen,
gets run over and killed what in a parking lot.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
And you knew this person Jesus and ends up.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Ends up.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
It's a correc actions officer that ran her over and
he barricaded himself in the house and it had to
take like five hours to get him out.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
So now I get a dead old lady, dead hooker.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
It's crazy. Was he drunk? Yeah, he had to be drunk, barricadeable.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
That's my whole there's my whole birthday, all this ship
going on, you know, I know everybody. I'm getting all
the people in these starts. Yeah, and then I said,
you know what, Marie, we're going to Benny High. Had
he killed two two? Yeah? She was. She was with
some merchant officer resident hit and run that killed two
in north Bergen, and you knew one of the victims, Toro.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
The old lady, eighty year old dady salt of the earth.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
Oh man, turo so so my my, you know, Jeff,
you know Jeff that came here.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
To tell you hours. Oh yeah, his that's his wife's grandmother.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
His wife's grandmother. Okay, gotcha.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
So she says, you know, three o'clock in the morning,
the police show up to the house.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Oh, this is uh, your grandma's dead. We don't know
anything else. We'll call you in the morning. Wow.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, it's a hell of a way to find out.
So I heard all this ship you know, kind of
put a damper.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
On the on the thing.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
But you still got to go to a batch.

Speaker 6 (09:04):
I'm very, very superstitious, and I'm like, things happen in
three you just gave me two stories. I'm gonna go
out with my friends. I mean when I get messed
up with my friends, I mean, we could steal a baby.
I mean, what hell breaks?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
It's all how you do the math? You got two
victims on the one. We count that as one. Where
I come from, that's one hit.

Speaker 9 (09:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
That was one one three. I'm not running that risk. No,
that street math, that's two. That's unbelievable. Sorry to hear
about that.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh it's s's that not me. I'm good.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
I'm glad you took it easy though. Last night I
maybe you taking it easy made all this other crazy shit.
The universe got to balance out, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Because you know what I go.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I go.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
He's like, it's not going to be not a dead
girl on birthday.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Forty two is such a shitty birthday too.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
It doesn't even mean anything. It means everything.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
You still hear you're only forty two, forty two.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
A thousand?

Speaker 3 (10:05):
How well were we getting along on the Instagram live?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
But that was a long time ago, with all the.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
With all the exclusives for the people.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, yeah, I took Carl to my secret sushi joint.
Oh subway, sush subway, soush.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
How was it?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
It was really good?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
I believe it.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
I hate the same, but food to me is more
important than than a ship talking o fie, So I
have to eat it and say, yes, it was good.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
What's the name of the place? First of all, it's
so good.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I want to keep it under wraps just for.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
People are starting to figure it out. Tiny little joint.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
But I guess because they don't have to pay a lot,
they don't have to pay a lot. With the rent,
they could spend more money on their product.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
The rice was warm and had the right amount of
vinegar in it.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
It got warm rice with your sushi. Most places fucking
fail with that ship. They did it.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
They did a great job.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, but if I annown load this place up. That
was nice. I announced to the place that we have
a foodie on hand.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Right.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
They were a little panicky after because they don't speak English.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
You know, the difference between foodie and if you get
to say credit. Yeah you can, said Oscar the Grouch
the same fucking words, so that they thought he was
a credit like a food credit log.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Now they take pride in that place.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
You could tell clean because they always stare at you
when you're taking your first bite.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
They want to make sure everything's good man.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
Yeah, help Asian people stare you from the place problems.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's like I look round, his eyes are he must
see like twice as much as me. Place sits maybe
maybe twelve people, including the sushi bar.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Yeah, the sushi bars, so just like Japan, really tiny tiny,
I like that.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, what train is it?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'll take you next time.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
A couple of trains here and there.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
It was really it was really good. Oh you ran out,
I have to go downtown. I hate saying it, but
he was right, thank you. I gotta keep working. I
was working, thank you.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
And it's great little places on there, a little place
that makes fresh doughnuts.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh yeah, place got a little gem down there. Oh boy.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
A lot of people are now asking me if they're
twenty twa Instagram. So I'm watching it.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
I'm like, wait a second, what is What's Opie's reason
for this? He's like, I'll look another twenty I mean
I kidding people for like nonsense, Like someone's like you.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Ugly, Opie? Oh I'm ugly, see you later. I think
I let that guy slide because I know I'm not ugly.
I'm old, but I'm not ugly. Although that picture I
posted on the Instagram today was a little rough.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
What pick is it?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Did you see me in Slash from Waving yesterday? Yes,
with my in between hair to grow out?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Put that up, Paul. The fans can throw.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Any rock whispering my year, my huge hand. How giant
our hands are?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
There's like an album cover you so fun? Look like
an idiot? Holy Allen think's other son.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Being less than zero? But why are hands so giant?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I have no idea, but I got a giant left hand,
and Slash has a giant.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
It looked like he got Hulk hands. Right, that's that
polaroid ship. Back then, that was nothing, right.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
That's like, here's the chick on the left.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I forgot it was one of Slash did a whole
bunch of stuff after Guns n' Roses, and I forgot
what band this Wasnake Pit.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
No, it was before Snake Pit. I knew you would
say that.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
And that guy was the lead singer. I believe y'all
have beautiful hair. Can I say that's.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Two minds in between?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Jesus, it's gorgeous. You like Reese Witherspoon.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, he looks like Paul with long hair, right, long hair, Paul.
You should see the photoshops coming in me as the
Dutch boy. People are like, people are like, why would
you do that to yourself?

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Go to my twitterpie radio joining the farm?

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Please more, yes, please, Oh my god, you look like
a pedophile's dream try. Oh my god, a pedophile will
lose two weekends in your little booty hole.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Dry around town, licking your lips a little.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Kids, Hey man, it was the style back then. Hit
me too, like your brother he Rock did a little research.
It's Eric Dover for the music people out there, that's right.
I do remember him now, Slashes snake Pit. He was

(14:51):
really he was from a band called Jellyfish. So that
must have been the very very early days of snake Pit.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah, because snake Pit was he starts a snake pit
before he officially was done with guns and roses, like
two years before. Okay, so from ninety four to two
thousand and two, he was just doing Slash a snake Pit.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Ninety four, so that's about ninety four. That was about
just before I met Antony. For the people that need
the timeline. When I was working at WBA BA, we
interviewed Slash a million times over the years. Yeah, he
was always fucking cool. Yeah, cool dude. Yeah, where's he now?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Grinding?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
He's doing guns and roses now, never heard of him?
Never heard of the.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
White dude.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Let mean yeah, let me say hi to phones are
little ready Jesus Randy and Indiana first called the day.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
What do you got buddy?

Speaker 10 (15:42):
Oh man, it's not good news. I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
What about that picture?

Speaker 10 (15:49):
Yeah, I like I got it. I gotta give you
a little shit man. Why why do you have a
flannel shirt? In your waistband.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's what that is.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
It's even worse a cross colors. It's even worse than that.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
A cross colors.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
It's a flannel half.

Speaker 10 (16:11):
New kids from the block.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
You'll make you jump jump like a ladies. Man, it's
a flannel hat.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
And you gotta clip around your belt, you fucking animal.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
My god, there was a time and a gay bar.

Speaker 10 (16:26):
When he walked out of the house in the morning,
We're like, oh.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Man, I hope he does flare at the gay bar,
like clip is giving him a blow job.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Come on, you rock, fucking fucking stick up for me
instead of just talking to me and I don't know
what you're talking about. The rock is like there was
a time that was the look to put your fucking
hat and your belt.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Buk what three days where that was that?

Speaker 4 (16:52):
That was the end of the grunge period where like
white guys would have their.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
Hats around the yall look like at the look at
the air apostle patch on the white shaw.

Speaker 10 (17:05):
I'm all right, there's not much you can say to
justify that you were smuggling.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
And well, if best the passage you want to go,
this is how long ago.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
I can't even wrap my head around thinking that hat
would look good on me.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
But if I have it in a picture with hair, that.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
That means I don't care.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I mean whatever.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
I don't mind the hair as much as gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I don't mind the hair as much.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I would take that hair today, trust me.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Losing a few up top God, Patty Duke's cousin.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
People very close to me, they go, why do you
do this to yourself? No one had to see this picture.
All you had to do is leave it in the
fucking you know, the drawer.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, you gotta share.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Us Zapin, who I've known forever, when we were interviewing
that bandad oh.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
You show this picture? Oh yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
So when Dead came in, d e ed a new
band they do uh they were great but did anti
everything and beautiful for us. It saw on my YouTube channel.
Hope you radio she plugged there, I know. But afterwards,
Ross z Apin goes, dude, I found a picture from
the back in the day and handed that to me.

Speaker 10 (18:22):
Yeah, that the show to be a little louder. I've
heard their their music on Octane a couple of times,
and they really really slowed it down for that show.

Speaker 9 (18:35):
Randy.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
I gotta tell you, I think we blew it because
they were told to slow it down for us. We
let these guys plug in. I'm like, ah, man, no,
we would have liked you guys just to plug in.
They're like, ah, fuck, because that's what they wanted.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, that's what they wanted to do. But they killed it.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
But they still had a very good version of anti everything.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Who would have killed it?

Speaker 10 (18:53):
Oh yeah, it's not a great I just I was
not expecting it to be.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
That slow, right, Yeah, no, I know, but I promise
they could come back and do it properly.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
So I got them fucked up that night.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
They came down to the comedy cellar. Yeah, I hosted
the New Joke night, got them drunk. The bill was
like six hundred or some ship. They sent me a pitch.
I got a picture of the drummer after.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Is he just puking somewhere?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Is he just he's grabbing over of that toilet?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
You got him?

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Because they can't be that old broke broke. Early twenties
were cool shit, but yeah, yeah, early twenties.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
So they can't handle that.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
We were out for like five hours. We did stop
to like four in the morning. I do a bunch
of girls down there. The girls down there love them,
the staff and all of them hot girls smoking with them.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Had a boy, I'll come up.

Speaker 10 (19:41):
Yeah, I gotta say one more thing before I punch out. Boys,
I gotta correct you on something you said their carl Mexicans.
They don't dine in cars, they dine rafts.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
That's not true. That's not true.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
I gotta come back.

Speaker 11 (19:55):
That was pier one.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
That was like Cubans, Cubans dye raps Mexicans.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, bruh, get close though.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Go go grab your flannel hat and beat it. To
be fair, god said Spanish girl. So that that covers
a lot of territory.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
You know what kind of I ain't about Spain. Did
one of the girls end up dead in Clifton in
the car?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Randy, thanks for the call boy for that guy.

Speaker 10 (20:24):
Yeah, I love the show boys.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, I appreciate that for real. All right. So yeah,
that pictures up on the Instagram. That goes way back.
That flannel hat. I can't imagine ever putting that on
my head. Oh my god, dude, it's bad. I challenge
anyone to put a picture up from ninety four balls
and put a picture up from ninety four pictures shirt.
I'll tweet pictures from nineteen ninety four. If it looks
like a picture from ninety.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Four, it was trucker hat time. Would you look like
in ninety four?

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Were exactly the same exactly the same same hat, same shirt?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, maybe four too is a long time.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
It was a grungey. Time is getting longer. It's like
twenty almost twenty.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Five, running around the time Kirk Cobain was murdered when
he bought the boat.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
You mean murdered.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, I've changed my tune. He was murdered. So you're
saying it, Uh, Courtney, I don't know. Allegedly, I know
a little suspicious.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
You think you think? What do you think? Honestly, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
That documentary was there were some things in that documentary
that were suspicious. Ever since we watched that documentary, right,
you've been feeling like, wait, Brett Morgan want no, Brett
Morgan did the other one?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
No, this was wasn't his Billy.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Brett Morgan was the.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Guy you sang with, oh yeah, right, fucked up with Yeah,
he got drunk with Brett. I love Brett Morgan, but
his was Montage. Oh yeah, yes, Soaked and Bleach, thank you, Paul. Yeah,
there's some things in Soaked and Bleach. But then again
I talked to that director and he seemed like he
wasn't even a fan of Nirvana and knew much about
the band or Kurt. What was Brett's sand though? I

(21:54):
don't remember. What did he say about when he said it.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Is a murder?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
He's friends with Ringing, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
We were just singing and fucking you guys were being drunk.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
So how do you think? How do you think it
went down? I thought some judgment.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Well, they talk about the hell of a lot of
heroin in the system and uh, and then the gun,
the shell from the fucking shotgun was in the wrong
place if he was had the gun like this, And
I'm trying to remember all the stuff that they uncovered
in that thing.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
If people want to help us, that would be great.
You could call the show, all right. Let me say
hi to John and Toronto John, John.

Speaker 9 (22:33):
Hey, oh, pie, Hi Carl. What's I got like a
million things, but I'll start the most important one. That
Tony Robbins book. Oh can you autograph it and send
it to me so I could have Tony Robbins and
the Master Chef autograph.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Give me my book back, car he wants me to
sign a master shot chef.

Speaker 9 (22:54):
I said, master shot.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Thank you, Carl.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
So you want the book to be full of live
you just turned, you just turned looking to fake news.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Send over the book on this side of the table.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Enjoy, brother, I'm gonna sign.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Alls can text each other about your hot pocket dinners. Wait, wait, John,
what's your ahead? I'm gonna write John all the best ye,
and then I'll sign a master chef opie.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
All right, that's right, making a fit right.

Speaker 9 (23:24):
At Lonsberg on Instagram. We spoke a few times.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Do I follow you?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (23:29):
I don't know if you follow me, but you answer
me at.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
All the best, and then I'll just write master chef opie.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
There you go, alive.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
I'm actually mailing this to you.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Fucking right.

Speaker 9 (23:44):
I'll take that thing. That'll be my pride possession.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Wait now it reads all the best master chefs, so
it almost looks like you're the master chef.

Speaker 9 (23:51):
Well it's okay, I mean you. I'm sure Carled isn't mine.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
No, he does mine. I do mine right now. I'm
not even I feel sup. He's coming off his body.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
This is bull He's got a master chef. Who I mean,
who's got more heat? Fucking speechless? Aren't you talking right
before the show?

Speaker 12 (24:15):
That?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
I feel like that grandmother just got poos thrown on
her face?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Even know what this Carl's got? An Instagram he posts
a picture of a dumb pork chop.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
I gains, like, you know, two followers.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
I post a video of him smelling a plate full
of ship and he got a thousand Instagram followers from me.
I got the he I was told you that I
was Almo.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
That's right, thank you.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Whatever that means.

Speaker 9 (24:39):
It's not so much heat. He's cooking on his hands.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
He's not even using that's your boys, this is your voice.
I like, I can't wait to be food poisoned.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, have fun with them, Ricketts. In a couple of years.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
It's a saber chef on Instagram, he's serving up scurvy.

Speaker 9 (24:58):
I'm of all three of you, all right, one more thing,
two more things. Actually, Sharon, when you come to Toronto,
I'm dying to see you live. You haven't been here
since I started listening to you.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yes, yes, I'll beat it soon, definitely. I love the town.

Speaker 9 (25:14):
Bring the Opie Comedy show here, you guys will sell
out for sure.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yes, sir, coming up there.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Well, it starts this coming Monday. The second show only
has a handful of tickets left. I found that right.

Speaker 9 (25:25):
Yeah, I wish, I wish I could be in New
York for that.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
On the ground this coming Monday.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yes, there's gonna be a fucking party. The fans can't
wait to see. We want to I want to hang
out with the fans.

Speaker 6 (25:34):
Yeah, you know, let me ask you a question about Toronto.
I want to ask you a question about Toronto. Every
time I'm up there with guy, we go to the
farmers market in Toronto, and.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
What is great?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Shut up? You go to a farmer's market with the
broad he's about to.

Speaker 9 (25:53):
I know what he's about that.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
He's like, there's do you want me to start a poll?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
No, do you go to a farmer's market with a
dude or a girl?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
You're asking your own friend you have, You're asking people
that call you master chef. It's like, if you like
David Crush, you guys want to take a pole, you
want general to put a miss through the window.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's a farmer's market out of fucking Cade Hawkins Dance. Yes,
look man, some of the twaddy twatch will get in
on the pole and they'll sabotage it.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
So you got a chance, so listen. So there's a
they make a they make a it's called a pmeal sandwich.

Speaker 9 (26:23):
Heal, Yeah, that means you're going down to Saint Lawrence Market.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
Saint Lawrence Market, St Lawnce Market. It's unbelievable marketing. I
guess he won't go unless he has a date.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
I'll go with you and you hand in hand. Pull
this this this what's it called the sandwich? It's one
of the best sandwiches in the world.

Speaker 9 (26:39):
You can call it a pemeal bacon sandwich or a
back bacon sandwich. And they put mustard on it.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
It's basically, Oh my god, it's a bacon sandwich.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Look at this thing.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Oh my god, Yes, there it is.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Is that fried bacon?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
What is that fried Canadian bacon sandwich? It is one
of Toronto's finest inventions.

Speaker 9 (27:00):
It is.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
It's kind of like a spam sandwich. Spam.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
My buddy Bill Derney makes the best spam sandwich in
Brooklyn money barbecue.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Let's go anytime he makes.

Speaker 9 (27:11):
Nickname.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
So let me tell you about the sandwich.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
I took it by to the sandwiches Guy and and
I'll tell you an inside started Guy Fieri.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
He we take a bite, he looks at me, goes,
I will move to fucking Toronto.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
For the sandwich. Just that gu eats everywhere all the time.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
He goes, I would move to fucking Toronto for the sandwich.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
And it's.

Speaker 9 (27:34):
Downtown on Saturday mornings.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
No, wait a minute, now do they make it different
in each spot up there?

Speaker 6 (27:39):
Just a little breads, a little bit different, but everybody's
got the same brining they breadtha, how do you Sometimes
they put a little cormeal.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
So yeah, musical, I mean, Jersey's got you know, you
know we had this tailor ham sandwich. He got pork roll,
scrapple and fill. That's all garbage next to the sandwich.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Scrapple no compare to. It's pretty damn.

Speaker 9 (28:04):
Comedy show. I'll treat everybody the sandwiches on the Saturday morning.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
We'll make sure hope he brings a date because he
won't go to the farmers market Clark Gable over here.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
He treats the farmer market like you're going to see
a kid's movie.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, just go to the farmers You're so particular for
the weirdest that farmers market.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
It's like a little romantic. Your hold, it's a girl's hand.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
You're buying a peach.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
He comes with a Canada brothers nine feet of snow outside.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
You've gotta go inside. It's fucking beautiful.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Logic down the snow. He'll put his cape down, So
my logic is.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Right on, can't I'm hanging out with my friends.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I don't go. Hey, guys, I just found out that's
a farmer's market in town. So what do you do?

Speaker 3 (28:50):
I grab my girl's hand, you buy yourself. You sit
in a park bench.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Look at that, Look at that twenty twat He almost
killed me. We walk and then we buy a peach
or something, you know, a piece of fruit. And then
we walked to the other side of the farmer's market
and then go do something real?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
What's real? Fucking Harlow's danger, Where the fuck do you.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Goose in the farmer cut out? You'll go with me,
right of course, I'll go holding your hand.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I'll wear a spring dress to Toronto is in one day.

Speaker 9 (29:24):
You just go.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
We used to go eat there. And you know what,
the farmers markets are all bullshit. You know that they're
coming from big grocery chain stores. They throw their peaches
at a dumb fucking the bowl and say.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Look, we got them from our farm. For the most part,
you're right, thank you, Carl.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
The most part you're right. Not a union square, don't
do that. Unions shot shots fight at my local motherfucker phone.
Now they got some really nice start.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
You fucking kidding me, And that most of these farmers
markets are one big lie.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
He'll tell you. Just help me. I'mbout going from farm
to the table, cousin.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Let me tell you something, and just look at the weather.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Like if it was a real farmer's market in the
middle of New York City, you can only grow things
maybe eighty miles out. Chances are, in the winter, all
you would get is pumpkins and pumpkins, you know what
I mean. We don't grow anything that varied whether it
sucks here right in Yeah, go ahead, buddy, sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 9 (30:16):
Twenty twenty minutes any direction in Toronto you're in, You're
in farm country. Obviously not New York too.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
You go right upstate is all farms up there.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Two hours you're in Lancaster.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Lancaster, we have the farms are here. They dropping them
right over to Union Square and going farm. Yeah we
got we got farmers mountains here straight from the farm.
New York City is only real city here.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
So you go twenty miles anywhere as Country and Country
is ship so Toronto.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
That sandwich is amazing, and one day you can eat there.
And then they have this place called Cherry Street Barbecue.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
We gotta go there where the guy comes.

Speaker 9 (30:49):
That place is closed. That place is closed. There's a
new barbecue join in that spot.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
But it's not Cherry I mean Cherry Lane Barbecue. It's
called it's all It just opened. It just opens, my buddy.

Speaker 9 (30:58):
Okay, so yeah, you're talking about the new spot.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
That yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
So this kid by the kid trained in Brooklyn, came
to New York on his own diamond, trained how to
make barbarque out of Bill Dirney.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
And then he came over there, oh.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
And opened his own spot. And one day you just
eat like a he's making a face. Does that happen?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Really cool?

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Guy?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Oh, come on, you don't like that, I'll a nice bresket. No,
I would go chicken, Oh my god, and one else.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
He's like a third grader. I can't even You're gonna
make me hate my fucking career. You know, you make
a breast. Look at this coupled the past. I'm a
fan of brisket relax. I don't know, Bill Dirny Bill
Dirty makes some of the best.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
I actually I am a fan of bresket.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
I'm a fan of that.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Little mac and cheese. Only if I hit the gym
that morning, I'll uh sports with the mac and cheese. Wow,
what's going on? I see where they're getting the milk
from ship from the Yeah, Carl, we talked the room.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
We talked when you're laughing like that, who's this girl?

Speaker 6 (32:23):
She's a girl that went eat barbecue. You fucking weirdos
work the damn Yeah. So Cherry Cherry Lane and not
they're doing great barbecue. If you could do those two
things in Toronto Monday.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah, and there's a lot of good boy. All right, John,
the phones are fucking lit. Let's do it, all right?

Speaker 9 (32:45):
Can I stay on for my address for the.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, I signed it. I signed it, John All the
best master chef Opie fake number one left that thing
in the garbage. Just instagram the the the pick, Yeah,
the pick, and I'll make sure that people see it.
Hold on the line, Joe, He's on hold. Get his address,

(33:11):
please online one T dot Sure.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
He never gets that thing.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Who knew?

Speaker 2 (33:16):
It was so much good barbecue Toronto like that. Just
that's that one spot. Don't get crazy. But what's the sandwich?
Was the name of the sandwich?

Speaker 6 (33:23):
And pewmeal pee olmeal sandwich. It's a Canadian bacon, back bacon.
It's the it's loiny bacon.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
That's the Canadian bacon that we don't get down all here.
You guys don't have that.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
That's why we hate Canadian macon. Whatever to say, a
Canadian bacon. But I like it when the closer you
get the Canada, the better cut.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
There's a lot of fat on it.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yes, down here is dry.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
It's almost like what they put on the egg muffin.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Yes, yeah, I was in I was in Prince Prince
Edward Island and we were they were doing taking the
maple syrup out of the tree. You snowshoe up to
the fucking tree, right, and then they have a warm
vat of just bubbling maple syrup as it's coming out there,
just warming it up. And this guy's sizzling bacon and
you dip, dipping and hip it in and then you're

(34:09):
eating the right out of the maple syrup out of
the tree with the bacon.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Let me tell you something that's strong, right.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
There was a girl that I was like I was.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
There was a girl that I was like, kind of
trying to hook up with. I fucking blew her off
for like two hours.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
She's like, you want to go for a little snowshow.
I'm like, listen, you cunt, I'm eating ham.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
For the next three hours. I'll make out with you
tomorrow because after this I'm gonna go ship in the snow.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
It was your farmer's market date.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Wait wait, wait, wait, there's a why is the veat
so what they's eating?

Speaker 6 (34:36):
A no, no, no, it's they tapped the tree and
then maple syrup starts dripping out. They have little wood,
a little wood fire, and then and the maple syrup
is just bubbling.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
So then you go at the end, Yeah, it's like a.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Chocolate fountain, just dipping everything.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Oh yes, I would have dipped my bacon there and
sucked it myself.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
And there's a there's a chef in Quebec called Martin Pracar.
Martine Pricard is one of the best. And he built
a restaurant called the Sugar Shack. Oh this featured on
Anthony Board. A yeah, and then you go up into
the mountains and then he has a twenty one course
maple syrup tasting.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
With all kinds of pork and everything. Oh yeah, my
Teine Portcardi's that.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Was a good episode, knowing or whatever the hell, I
just stopped.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
I stopped the rocket. That sounds amazing.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
It literally is one of the best. It's called the
Sugar Shack. It's unbelievab.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Christmas has come early for free rocket.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
People don't realize that syrup is full of bacon does
as much as pancakes.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
It's it's I mean, listen, it tastes so good.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
And then we used to go and at the end
we used to make little used to take a little
expresso glasses and put rum and then the little syrup
and drink it warm up in the mountain like that
in the mountains.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
But end the stone Pi, that's a good day. It's
a good, clean day.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
But how many calories?

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I won't have to get buried in an arrow land smell?

Speaker 4 (36:01):
How many calories everyoney's enjoying and he's trying to put
it on all?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Can we snowshoe back down the mountain to burn off
some of the calories, Carl, Let's say, I don't even
know your fucking name. Who's this? But hello, you're on
the air.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Look a look at the Maple Shoes show.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Hey, what's your name? Buddy? O?

Speaker 2 (36:25):
My god, dude, Eric?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Eric can call?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Oh it's Eric.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
One of the regulars.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Man?

Speaker 11 (36:32):
All right?

Speaker 13 (36:32):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (36:33):
Uh so? Oh?

Speaker 10 (36:34):
I saw I think on Facebook the guy Fier he's
looking for a new assistant.

Speaker 9 (36:37):
I'm thinking master show. Yes would be perfect.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
I think so too. I think we should call and
pitch Ope he already he already called me and I
blow him off.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
I don't need that ship, you guy, Hope he.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Thought it was a thirty for thirty calling again. Na,
I'm good, I am. I'm doing this.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I'm doing zeros for zeros.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Now you want me to be doing more? I'm doing this?

Speaker 2 (37:01):
What the hell is this in the middle the Philly?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Oh, my god, that's Cherry Cherry Street Barbecue on Instagram
Cherry Street Bbq, Cherry st BBQ.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
I'm sure you your brother got some some good meats at.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
The rest of run he fucking destroys. Yeah, yeah, How can.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
We never send us sun FedEx some meats over here
for us?

Speaker 1 (37:21):
We gotta go out to and have a nice meal.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
We should do a comedy show.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Standing.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
We'd have to like move out the tables, fine, but
we could squeeze a couple hundred in there. Let's do
it all right, I'm I'm in what else here? Carl?

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Why were you so he hesitant of the sushi chowl?

Speaker 14 (37:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
If he is the best chef, thank you.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
John Nick And Toronto.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
There's a bunch of great places to get sandwiches in
Toronto's farmers Market, Tommy and Brooklyn Opie. Would you turn
down Anthony Burdaine if he asked you to go? It
depends where? Would you talk to the farmers market?

Speaker 12 (37:58):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Stop?

Speaker 3 (38:00):
But when you stop animal you're talking about you want
to be a man.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
You want to be manly, not go to farmer's market.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
You're like, I would go?

Speaker 5 (38:08):
He mess out with all the opportunities at the farmer's
market because he just goes. He thinks there's a place
you go and get peaches and apples and.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Walk through and you walk around with your dumb basket
picking out fresh doesn't make anything.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
He either go to the farmer's walking like that's his
that's on his agenda, Like we're going straight there.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
To pick sure it out.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
It's stupid.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
You see all the opportunities. It's dumb.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
They got good stuff there, homemade sausage and they have
pickled quails.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
They got a nice one right outside of a right
up Grove Street in Jersey City to train.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, yeah, good meat.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Everything. Everything's wrong with you, speaking of speaking of food
and foodies, I gotta thank Carl for real. He turned
me out to a documentary. Okay, Sour Grapes was fan
fucking I've heard.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Here's the synopsis.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
The shocking documentary follows the life of Rudy in the
Cernio on something like that, one of the most esteemed
wine connoisseurs and collectors around who ended up conning an
entire multi million dollar industry and some of the most
powerful men in the world. Sour Grapes investigates an embarrassing
scandal that rocked the world of highest end wine collectors
and left as many as forty thousand fake bottles still circulating.

(39:20):
I heard about that this thing was great. So this guy,
Rudy had a great palate for wine, great palate, and
then he figured it out where he's like, I'm just
gonna fucking fake this shit, right, So he would he
was like a mad scientist in his house, so he
would get the he would try to match the taste

(39:41):
of these really expensive wines, knowing that most of the
collectors are not even going to open up a lot
of these fucking bottles. And then he was selling them
at auction. He was making millions of dollars, millions, millions.
Oh yeah, that's a good hustle. And then when they
were onto him and they were hitting up some of
these big wine collectors, they're these guys are like, yeah,

(40:02):
you see this bottle, this is fucking fake.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
And I what were some of them?

Speaker 12 (40:07):
So?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
What hundreds of thousands of dollars per bottle? And they
turned out to be fakes and a lot of these things.
What I'd enjoyed.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
What I enjoyed the documentary is watching and it's it's
very prevalent in my world, the foody world, the wine world.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
How fake ass these people are. Yeah, they don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Dang, they got more money than brains.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
This guy cock, he owns everything.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah, he goes, You go into a cellar.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
The documentary goes, here, here's four million dollars worth of
fake wine. You bought four million from this guy at
a clip and it wasn't even a lot of bottles.
And he goes, this bottle was supposed to be from
Alexander Hamilton, this one, it was all from home depot.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Oh my god, this guy.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
I just love this dude.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
So when they finally busted him, he opened up his
door at his house and there was wine all over the.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Fucking place and this bottles bottles.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
So basically what this guy was doing, he was going
to these high end restaurants and getting the empty bottle.
Oh shit. And he was collecting the labels and then
he was then he was printing out the labels at home.
And he even went as far as to find paper
that had antique qualities or properties to him to make
it look like, you know, the.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Paper was old, right, oh Asian?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Look at him. The detail he was buying up wax
and quarks and everything. And he was pretty much trying
to you know, duplicate these fine bottles of wine and
people were buying them.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Wow, and the arrogance.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
His house was set at sixty two degrees. It was
a it was a nice house, a multi million dollar house,
but he kept the whole house at sixty two because
he needed to keep all his wine cold because he
had a huge wine refrigerator. But he couldn't hold everything
that he had. He was working on shit constantly. And
then they had space heaters in the bedrooms to keep

(41:54):
them warm. That's how cold the fucking house was. And
this guy was going to all the parties and he
was he was he was to the town. Yeah, he
was the toast of the town, as you know. And
everyone believed him, believed in this guy until the point
by the end of the film, they a lot of
the guys didn't want to believe that this guy fucked them, Yeah,
because they had so many good times with the guy

(42:16):
actually trying really good wines that they even said something like,
even though he tricked, does ten percent out of one
hundred percent of time I spent with the guy, it
was worth it because the ninety percent was just amazing, right,
and that's such a good time.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
They born live was exciting.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, but I caught bullshit on that.

Speaker 6 (42:32):
They they stiped this shit real quick because he was
so prolific and what people and you don't want to
you want to connect the dots. The wine auctioneers were
forwarding him millions of dollars.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Before he even came up with the line. Everybody was
in on it.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Wow, they all pushed the market. They all pushed a
lot recent.

Speaker 9 (42:50):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
I get it because of it. You know, it was
an investment.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
So where's he now? Jail?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Jail ten years?

Speaker 5 (42:55):
Ten years, ol, somebody running through his booty hole ten
fucking years.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Dude, who you signed and went in the courtyard.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Yeah, your palette don't work here. Everything old dis tastes
the same here Ms thirteen. It's like you like us.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
His lawyers were pissed.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
They're like, we've done shit with the you know, with
the mob and stuff, and those guys got less than
less than ten years and they were dead bodies involved,
so they're pissed off that they gave their client ten years.
That's because everyone knew that the depth of this was Yeah,
talking about market, and then they're trying to get all
the bottles off the market because you know that'll bring
the cost up again. And they're estimating there's forty thousand

(43:33):
fake bottles. They're trying to figure out how we had
so many fake bottles out there in the market, because they're,
like I think they said in the movie, each bottle
took at least an hour to put together, with the
details and the wax and the cork and make sure
the label's right and the markings.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
You know what really did it for him his socializing,
because that's what sold the fucking bottle, being a social dude,
and because everybody in China's doing this, dude, this is
the whole Chinese vine white market. Do the bottle, make
big bottle and put that in. That's everybody in China.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
The problem with Barney Jersey, the problem with most scammers,
they just get fucking.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Greedy, greedy. They don't get out of the time.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
This freaking guy, Rudy was good, man, he was good.
He probably should have tried to slow down a little bit,
but it's agreed, agreed.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
He had a Bugatti. You know, that's the ship. Somebody
got jealous like this motherfucker. Wer are you getting you
want from?

Speaker 2 (44:26):
There's always a hater. It's always it's gotta be.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
But it's always a twatty twat Yeah if you wrong, Yeah, gosh,
just saying Twaddy Twatt and he's a gonna come out
of the woodwork. You don't think I know how this works?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Oh my god, man, just twenty years people talking about it.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
The whole story just went out of You don't think
I know how this works. You say one dumb thing,
you kick the warrants nest, and they all come at you.
Now I know you guys better than you know yourselves.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
He triggers them. Used to be one of you, trigger man,
but yeah he's Asian, dude. He got over on these people.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
You know what it comes down to.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Its funny.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
I was watching this.

Speaker 6 (45:15):
I watched the documentary with two guys that are you know,
Harvard doctors, and then two guys that are just like me,
and one's even worse than me. And the real dumb
guy goes Cuz I could have told you just in
the beginning, everybody trust Asians.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
They could do anything they want.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
But he was really believable.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
He was on footage in the movie of him just
socializing and he was joking about how he's scamming people
and stuff. Do you see those clips? But they're all
laughing around the table, and it turns out he actually was.
But he I gotta say again, his palette was so
damn good, the best. So he would taste this wine
and know most people don't have a palette anywhere near him,

(45:50):
and he was mixing, and he wasn't satisfied with his
formula because he was like taking like twenty five percent
from this particular bottle and thirty percent from this and
mix it with another twenty percent per year, and then
he wouldn't be happy with that, so he's scratching off
the recipe and trying it again. He was all in
and took this really fucking seriously. But then they took
him some of these bottles that they found on the

(46:10):
market to actual experts that have a great palette, with
that cocky guy who's like, here, here's my bottle.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah, yeah, tell me this isn't tell me this ship's fake.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
And the guy is like this is uh swill and
spit it out and the guy's face was like he
couldn't fucking watch it.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
It's just so it comes down, you know, and I'm
sitting and I'm talking to my little you know, the
old two Harvard guys are like, well, you know, that's
very complicated.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
My streak, I goes.

Speaker 8 (46:37):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
The easiest scam in the world is when you're scamming
someone that wants to believe. Right, these people, you could
see it, they do. They had all the money will,
but they're losers. It's like a bunch of you know,
a bunch of rich guys are on the table literally
instagramming themselves taking It's coming for you, bro, It's coming
for you.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
The knowledge watching sour grapes, the knowledge these guys are
throwing out.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
I was like, how the fuck do.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
You follow this and know this shit?

Speaker 6 (47:01):
But so much of the knowledge in wine is bullshit, right,
And that's why a guy like this can swim all
the way to the top, go all the way upstream,
you know what I mean, Because it's people here.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
It's like the art world in a lot of ways.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Oh my god, the art world.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
It's the same thing.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yep. When I got when me and Anthony got fired
and we had to take like two and a half
years off, I did a lot of wine and I
was starting to like buy more and more expensive bottles.
I had nothing else to do until I hit that
wine store. I said it. I think last week sixty
seventh Street, sixty sixth Street and Columbus, and I was
looking for some duck horn and silver hope. We read
decent wines, and the ladies like, oh my god, let

(47:39):
me fucking teach you. It takes me upstairs, shows me
ten fifteen dollars bottles of wine and said, this is
just as good as those, but no one knows about them.
It's the exact same pretty much the exact same taste.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
Trader Joe's Trader josees, you'll get a great wine for
fucking ten bucks, right, and it's great.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Well, I mean you still got to like pick and choose.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
You still got to pick and choes.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Yeah, but I hate wine now, though.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
I think it was the hangovers. No, I think it's
a hangover.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
You're gonna want to get drunk. You got a problem
because when you get a nice bottle of wine, you
just want to keep drinking it, and you're just doing
fucking damn it. I drink bourbon. I wake up with
my wife and a headlock. But I feel good. I'm like,
tap tap, You're good. Tap tap. But the point being
a lot of those guys probably know they got a
fake bottle, but in their circle of friends that they

(48:30):
don't know, and they could still brag and go, look
what I got.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
This means right here as only as fake as the
person who owns it. There's like a rolex on the right,
you know, Bill Gates is a rolex even if it's fake.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Yeah, I got Bill Gates.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
No, I'm a I'm a giant watch guy, and personally
I wear Sikos, right, So I mean I've I've won,
I've purchased watches that are you know, one hundred thousand
dollars you know, to sell and move back.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
But I wear Saiko. The Seko that I'm wearing today,
it's seven grand.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
It's a lot of money. But I learned from a
buddy of mine.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
He Goes. He was dominated Republic on vacation, a big.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
Watch collector like me, and he had a Saiko, a
high end saco, and his wife had a three thousand
dollars shitty rolex. They broke into his apartment, they took
his wife's rolex, and they left his seven After that
that's all loll aware.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
We got a guy that went to a few of
the guy's dinners. Oh he had all the sour grapes.
I hope this is real thoughtch in Connecticut.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Hey, you got what's up?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Man?

Speaker 13 (49:36):
All right, let me start off by saying, yes, I
am one of those assholes who collects wine and all
that nonsense, so feel free to flame on.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
I get okay, it's a beautiful thing.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
I mean, there's beautiful wines out there.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Hey, man, I mean this film it seemed like a
pretty damn cool world.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
You're in really fancy restaurants at these fancy wine tastings
with all the beautiful people, and you're socialized.

Speaker 13 (49:57):
A large part of it was a large part of it.
Rudy was so believably charismatic that you just wanted to
be in the parties to begin with. You know, so
a lot of it was, you know, like there's much
like there's geeks to you know, collect you know, comic
book stuff, everything else and Star Trek shit and all that.

Speaker 9 (50:13):
Everyone get super geeky.

Speaker 13 (50:14):
I don't want to call out you rock by name,
but but you know, half half the time, you know,
the goal was going and taking pictures and going home
and jerking off and posting online like all these bottles
you have, so you know, you could kind of rub
it into all these other Yahoo's out there the same way.
And you know the number of times guys would drink
shit and have no idea what it really was until

(50:36):
somebodys be like, oh, you know this is like oh,
in that case, I like it, it must be good.
It's like, no one fucking knew. They just wanted to
be seen. They wanted to be in the restaurant because
he would come in as a commanding presence. The restaurants
would fall all over him. But he got busted. You know,
you talk about ego. I haven't seen I haven't seen
the documentary yet, mostly because I don't need to see
myself in it. Let's just say I'm fighting another issue

(51:01):
at this time. But there, dirty, they won't be running
through me the way they're running through him. That's neither
here nor there. The way he got buzzed, it was
at one of the auctions, he was auctioning off a
case of wine and one of the wine making families

(51:22):
from Burgundy was sort of onto his ship, and just like,
some's not right with this guy. There's no way, how
is it. We don't have this stuff in our cellar.
And he's got such a collection that they flew from
Burgundy to the auction house to watch the auction, and
as they were listening to, you know, as they were
offering up the stuff that he was put out there,
the guy stood up in the middle of the auctions like,

(51:42):
stop the fucking auction. They're like, who you and he's like, yeah,
I'm you know, I'm not going to use names, but
i'm you know, owner of this chateau. We didn't make
that specific vintage that year.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
That's a fraud, he said wine.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Yeah, yeah, and they have it on video.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
It's awkward and it took five years after that.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
That was in the movie.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Yeah well oh yeah, and Dutch. You just reminded me
of something else. Then one of the labels had the
address of the vineyard and he spelled it with two
ease instead of one. So, after all this paying attention
to detail, that's that's what's about a label there. The
guy goes, wait a minute, that's the address, but everyone

(52:23):
knows it's not two ease, it's a it's one e
at the end.

Speaker 13 (52:29):
Yeah, what he did in the end, was basically flipped
the teller a stick up note on the back of
one of his own checks, right, what I mean? It
was just one of those things where it was like,
if the ego hadn't gotten so out of control, he
could have easily faded off in the site because you
looked at his house. His house was a very modest house,
but the guy's got a Bugatti and you walk inside
the house and it's like, you know, we might as

(52:52):
well have been counterfeiting machines inside the house.

Speaker 9 (52:55):
It was.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
It was a shithole inside because the entire house was
taken up by this operation, and with the bottles, the labels,
soaking bottles, and the refrige in the sink well.

Speaker 13 (53:05):
And the best part is the one thing with the
one they're never going to recover all the bottles is
and chef. I'm sure you could attest to this, or
actually you won't attest to this, but many chefs oftentimes
buy wine in the gray market or black market, which
is technically illegal, but it's a great way to really
round out their sellers, especially when it comes time to

(53:27):
having wine spectator raiding them and everything else. So they
want to have a lot of these Marquee bottles, So
a lot of those bottles we kind of purchased off
the cuffs and behind the scenes. And you know, no
restaurant wants to come out of No somalier from any
of the reputable restaurants want to come out and be like, Okay, let.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Me tell you something.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
I don't know who you are, but you're somebody, because
that's a that's a little quiet thing that a lot
of people don't talk about. I have a guy right
that comes to your restaurant when you open your restaurant.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
This is real ship right here.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
Yeah, I have a guy that you hire, right, and
he shows up with all these bottles to make you
so you can get the spectator list, right.

Speaker 13 (54:05):
Which comes from my cellar.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
He shows up, takes a bunch of rich guy's bottles
and stuff loads up your cellar. They come do the
whole fucking thing, and you show it off and all
your pictures, and then once you get your rating, it
comes and posts them back, gives them back to everybody
and go fuck yourself.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Then you're getting some Rodney straw in the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
That box of free which is actually not a bad wine. Roddy.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Is this also a way for the wine companies themselves
to the venus to see that you have a good
selection and maybe they'll add you are.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
There is such a here's the problem. There is such
a disconnect between the wine makers. These are good farming.

Speaker 13 (54:47):
People, the farmers.

Speaker 11 (54:49):
They're farmers.

Speaker 13 (54:49):
When all he's getting done away, the silver oaks like
like o be saying God bless them. Right, they're established.
You can't walk into a smith and Milanskis without seeing
George and Silver of Newton beyond there, right, and it's
almost like it's almost like the wine mafia. They will
be on those wineless right right. You take a lot
of these, you know, these independent small wineries that our

(55:13):
family owned or whatever, who are making kick gass wines,
sneaking links better than a lot of stuff, who have
to fight and do whatever they can and get their
wine in there and it may never happen.

Speaker 15 (55:22):
So true.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Well, that's that goes back to the wine store on
Colomas Avenue where the lady goes, look, you know it's
all of my favorite, my favorite wine that is just
as good out there, but they don't have the marketing
behind it, so no one knows about them.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
That's like my favorite wine is. There's a vineyard uh
in Sonoma called Mortensen's Mortensen's Wines, and it's a family.
They used to be sheep herders and then they just
started growing grapes.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
And they're really good.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
They're they're in a thing called rock pile, which is
a very thin so it's the smallest appellation you know
for wine.

Speaker 13 (55:52):
Right there, Okay, gets that nice, it gets that grape
cook coming in there, tools them down at night.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
It's spectacular and then are almost.

Speaker 13 (56:00):
Starting it never makes it out there right all struck.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
So that I drink this wine exclusively. I get it
shipped to my house.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
Exclusively, and there's all I drink. They make Rose's, they
make shahs and everything. Right, you're tooking thirty dollars a bottle,
twenty dollars a bottle, right, and it's lights out.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
It's not lights out.

Speaker 13 (56:19):
I'll leave you. I'll leave the other store. There's a
looking up in spare time. There's a place out in
Connecticut called horse Ridge Cellars. Yeah, and you know people
people store, you know, real people store their wine. Then
and at the time when I was moving some stuff around,
I need a place to store size, and you know,
the guy's come to pick it up at your house.
They box it up, you know, and they bring it

(56:39):
and you have no idea where it's going. I'm like,
are fine, it's one hundred degrees over the summer, and
I'm like, yeah, what the fuck is my wine? You know?
I need to go check it out. So I follow
it out and you go off highway, highway, side road,
side road, back road, and the GPS is like, you've
arrived and it's a farm, right. You're looking. There's just
big barns and you're like, what the hell is this place?
And I get I'm walking around and I'm freaking out
because I've got a decent amount of wine sitting out

(57:01):
in one hundred of your weather in a barn, which
means it's just gonna be vinegar.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Right.

Speaker 13 (57:05):
Guy pops up out of nowhere, goes wine storage. I'm like, yeah,
just follow me. We walk into a barn. There's horses
in stalls. One stall has concrete stairs in it. You
go down the bottom of stairs, there's an iron door.
The door opens and you go down a long hallway
and there's a concrete door. The concrete door opens up

(57:26):
and it's like that last scene and Raiders the Lost
Dark where they're puting the ark on the shelf and
panning back and panning back. The place was built in
the Citties as a nuclear fallout shelter for the country's
financial and insurance records.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (57:38):
They store two hundred and eighty thousand cases of wine underground.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Two hundred and eighty thousand cases.

Speaker 13 (57:45):
Two hundred and eighty thousand cases. They can withstand a
direct hit from a nuclear.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Save the line, Yeah, your children are, but save.

Speaker 9 (57:58):
The line exactly, Jeff. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 13 (58:01):
The number of Saturday mornings I may have been up
there chatting with other chefs and stuff and going over
various inventories, and the number of meals that have been
comped in exchange for certain things. It's a very interesting way.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Yeah, you're talking about it.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
You're talking about a world that I'm very, very privy to.
But and they may tell you something.

Speaker 6 (58:19):
Between me and you, there's probably fifty people I can
have this conversation. Yeah, wow, really, oh absolutely, It's something
we just don't do it. I mean, I know people
that repackage Caviaar. I know people that repackage fucking French catchups.
I know people that repackage flower wow like the thing
is is, like I said, when people want to believe.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
And that's why I tell people all the time, develop
your palate. Yeah, and don't develop.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
Your palate because at the end of the day, like
my friend's father, Renzo Bellini, he's been growing wine in
Italy since he was a look kid. He drinks wine
with ice in it. He drinks wine with it with
it's his what he drinks, right, He'll tell you that
one hundred without even looking at the fucking label.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 13 (59:02):
What you want to have some fun with people? One
of my favorite tricks because the same way people will
come to my house for dinner and they just naturally
serving all these jackasses one hundred dollars bottles of wine
like I like them, and do yourself a favor. There's
a winery out of New Mexico called Gruet.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
They make.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
I know, you know it is one of the best
sleeper champagnes Is.

Speaker 13 (59:26):
Hands down, and I always I always serve the sparkling
and I cover it up. I covered up in aluminum
foil and I go, guys, here's a real tree for you.

Speaker 9 (59:36):
Guys.

Speaker 13 (59:37):
This one I've been waiting to open up for you,
and you watch people fawning all over it, like hopefully
just don Pergne and Rose. It's a fifteen dollars bottle
of champagne from New Medican and you bang that thing down.
You bang that thing down with a couple of oysters
or whatever you know, or in Opie's case, you want

(59:58):
toge it up. Yeah, the conversation here, Yeah, you know,
actually I want to us trying to tell you, I
really I am not happy with the direction of the show. Guy.

(01:00:21):
You guys are awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Love you guys, Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 13 (01:00:25):
A point of coming out there. I'll make it a
point of checking out to you your spot and Jersey
and I'll bring something in there, sending you a message.

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
I'll make sure I'll have some nice wines or maybe
some nice labels depending right, all right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
But for real, Carl, and thanks for turning me on
to that documentary. It's called Sour Grapes is on Netflix.
The other thing, they got experts that are trying to
figure out if the ship's fake or not, and they're
they're studying in it. They're not just looking at the
Bible going yep, fake and throwing in the garbage there.
They studied the label and they got magnifying glasses and
they're scraping residue off the cork there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Carbon testings are.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Peeling the label back just a little bit to test
the glue, and they find out like some of these,
some of these wines that are like turn of the century,
early nineteen hundred, some late eighteen hundreds, whatever clues. Yeah,
they they noticed that they used Elmer's glue, which has
only been around since the seventies or whatever the fuck
could And that's how some of these people get busted.
Everything else is perfect, but they used Elmer's glue to

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put the label on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
You gotta use animal art, the old school glue, of course.
But the fakers.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
But the fakers study all that shit and figure out exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
What kind of glue they used back in the day,
the kind of paper, and what the quirk is and
the bottle and yeah, when.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
You get to these million dollar bottles, you're gonna have
guys that are looking at million dollar art, and those
guys are amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Yeah, that's the same. But that part of the movie
where this lady had just a ton of wine around
her and she's just looking to figure out if it
was fake or not.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
It's really good man, And let me tell you, it
happens with so much. And that's what one thing I learned.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
So it happens with everything.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
That's whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Let me tell you. Let me tell you a story.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
I had a great Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
So he used to work for Andrea Emmer, who was
the first female some Windows of the World. Oh yeah,
Ajrea Emmers's great. So I was the protege of one
of her students. So he took he takes me to
the plaza to do a wroth Child tasting a vertical.
I mean, they're doing roth Child tasting thirty year old
wrath Child tech priceless.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
So we're dressed. Give me by price, sorry interrupt, how
much it's What do those bottles go for?

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
They're not forcal By the Vineyard.

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
They're out of circulation, right, So the vineyard is actually
bringing these.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
They haven't they haven't had these out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
They haven't seen the light of day for sixty years.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:02:35):
So I'm invited to this thing with this guy and
he goes you want to and you want, Carl, you
want to see why you should only trust your palate.
He goes, when you drink something or eat something, close
your eyes and close your ears, taste it and make
your own decision.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
You're always right.

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Your body is a fine tune machine. It'll taste quality,
doesn't matter if you were in jail your whole life.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
You'll know something's good. You tell me that. So we
go to the line. He goes, let's pick something. Carl,
I said, go ahead, what do you mean. He goes, Oh,
let's pick something. Let's have someone repeat something silly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Let's have about wet clay. He goes, I go okay.

Speaker 6 (01:03:10):
He goes, watch this so he's got all the Salmier
shit on there. He goes, he tastes the wine. He
starts doing the gurgle and everything. He goes, hmmm, I'm
getting a lot of wet clay from this wine. And
the lady next some rich ask the lady's got more
money than brains.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
He's like, I got it, I got it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
There's wet clay everywhere. Some richla just mimicking the whole thing. Yeah,
And all of a sudden, ten people down, you hear
the buzz. He goes, Carl, watch this comes around. We
go to the whole Waine to this sky's genius.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
He goes around.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
We go to the line again. Now the guy serving
the wine is telling people that's hints of wet clay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
This is a taste. That's a mind fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Like it's like and that's why I tell people shot
you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
People come to you gotta try this coffee place, and
they're giving me these buzz where it's like, right, what
do you have you tried it?

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
You know how many people argue with me like that
is the best hot Have you eaten it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
No, that's the best restaurant in New York?

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Have you been there?

Speaker 13 (01:04:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Shot up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
They're just mimicking what they are, right.

Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
And then every once in a while you get a
guy like this from sour Grapes, You get a guy from.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
That was awesome. Sorry, I'm wanna read today. Sometimes you
get you know, these people, and it was a good
idea to put that picture up with me and Slash.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
He's in a move this one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
I'm taking a beating.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Anyway, continue Carls.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
So yeah, So what I'm saying is, you know, if
you can if you can only trust yourself, you're you're
the best. I agree, like you ever talked like jeff
Jeremy Jeffrey Steinarden. You should read his books and stuff.
He's one of the best food critics. He's Vogue Magazines.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
He's lethal.

Speaker 13 (01:04:52):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
He goes off on ship.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
He doesn't listen to a goddamn thing.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
He goes to the restaurant by himself, sits down. He goes,
I don't care if you know I'm here or I'm
not here. That guy he goes, I don't care if
you know him here or not here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
I'm gonna eat and.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
If it's good, I'm gonna tell you it's good and
it's not. That's a real critic, right, He sets the tone.
There's there's five or six people and everyone else just mimics.
And then they like, I have people arguing with me
about an oyster they've never had. Like someone's like, oh,
the oyster in Malpack is not that good. I said,
I lived in Malpek. I lived in Darnley, Pei. And

(01:05:28):
the guy that you're talking about is my friend. He
brought it from the water and I opened it and
I ate it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
When did you have it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Now I read on Instagram myself person. But there's millions
and people do Yelp reviews like that. They do, you know,
consumer reviews.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
It's the responsible, it's irresponsive, is their response.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
I would say mostly guilty of doing that though. Unfortunately.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Yeah, especially with wine, like just trust your palate.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Someone's saying the craft beer world is going through the
same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Yes, oh yes, yeah, what way first?

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
I got a break?

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
But let me just take this.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Really that's true, I.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Racki's right there, he's an expert at this.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
It's all opinionated kinde of shit.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Opinions are bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Brenda, what do you got on this?

Speaker 9 (01:06:09):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (01:06:09):
Yeah, it happened pretty prevalent. I mean, it depends like
what the newest hip train is or what's going on
right now. Stouts in America?

Speaker 16 (01:06:17):
Is it?

Speaker 13 (01:06:17):
But over and seas is Lambics and gooses that everybody's after.
There's this one blender brewer that's been around since the
nineteen hundred. It's called Cantyon, and John bonn Roy is
the main guy who runs. I mean, he's probably the
most known guy throughout the world that does this draft gear.
He released a special beer back in twenty eleven and

(01:06:39):
it got counterfeited. No one knew about it. You know,
people are buying cases and cases of it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (01:06:44):
And the only way, Yeah, what happened was the label.
His printers had a little round edge on the label
and the guys who were counterfeiting on the label was
squared and I ended up buying about you know, a
few of my friends went in and you know, we
got a couple of cases. I got the majority of
my money back. You know, I kept four of them,

(01:07:05):
just to keep four of them. And people are offering
me fifteen dollars a bottle, yep for because they know
it's fake.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
What what's the name of this beer?

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
This one in.

Speaker 13 (01:07:15):
Particular, it is called jason In or you know, it's
a nomad. It was made for a guy, a chocolate
tier in Belgium that he made it for, and so
so he released it, you know, it's a special release,
but he doesn't. He does a normal beer called a
goose is basically a lambic olamp because they're a standard
beer and it's a three different age beers blended together

(01:07:38):
to make a gooze, right, and so he releases that
every year, and so what they're doing is they're buying
his goose because this jac In was also a different
style of gooze and so they're taking the standard gooz bottles,
removing the labels, pringing out the new ones and doing that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
You know guys, guys, I know guys that make fake eggs,
fake eggs, I mean what you mean, fake eggs.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
They'll they'll go.

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
Through the cartons of the older eggs and they'll take
the spotted ones out and put them all together and
then sell those to farmers.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Markets like they're they're they're you know, like parties and
the legs right from the supermarket. Everything the fucking hustle.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
There you go, you guys proves that farmers markets are
all bull No, that's not what I'm going to do
that to yourself. That's one guy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
I don't sandwiches there. You can't fake a good sandwich.

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
He's been You'll wait, you see, you'll wait for days
to say, oh yeah, oh yeah, me and my farmer
get you call oh hi lion, wait, oh yeah you do.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Thank you Brennan from San Diego.

Speaker 13 (01:08:38):
Real quick one. There's there's one here in the States
that twelve mince bottles people are buying for seventeen dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (01:08:46):
And if you guys went out and got them unwaxed them,
poured it out, poured in and almost stuff, rewaxed it
up and start selling them. Yeah about sir, you ain't
going to get it. But you know what it's about.
What nice about this beer is that you can contact
the owners, and the owners like to do second market
stuff themselves, so they kind of drive their own hype

(01:09:06):
train on this beer too. And really I don't deal
with Yeah, they want to say that they make it
and then they keep some of it and then they
trade or sell it on the size themselves or just
be a little second market value.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Wow, it's dirty, dirty drug business. Thank you Brendan the brewery, right,
thanks Brendan, Brendan from San Diego. That's crazy. Sorry to
put it down, but if you think about it makes
sense that people that makes sense bands up.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Like you said, everyone wants to believe.

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
Everybody and and the and the food market is ripe
because everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Just wants to be that snotty asshole. Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
And then there's these people that work in the fringes
that just make a ton of money off of arrogance
and and and not knowing what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Right, These people eat.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Salad all day and all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
They're caviar experts.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
They get robbed. They get robbed, My friends, can you
are expert?

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
You know why?

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
He's a Russian mobster, eats.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Caviar everything every day.

Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
His stripper girlfriend with the with the piper towel in
her nose from the heat bleeded.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
She knows more about caviar than a hundred bloggers.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Cheesy and caviar on a plane on the way to
I Ran.

Speaker 6 (01:10:18):
Where the best caviarch comes from is Iran. But people
don't know that, you know. And it's funny you just
see these people like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
What makes it?

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
What makes a good caviar though?

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
And what makes a bad one?

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
There's a lot of things.

Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
First of all, it's size, right, density and color okay,
and then it has to come from a certain sturgeon.
The sturgeons are they look like prehistoric fish. It looks
like a swimming dinosaur. Pull up sturgeon. This is the
scariest fucking thing you've ever seen.

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
Maybe it was some cavea and on the actual fish
looking when they were babies.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Look, they look like they look like dinosaurs. See them.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
So there's this giant so you have to get up.
You have to get next to this thing and massage
these eggs out right, nice and easy. So the density
there they are. Look at the beautiful fish. They're delicious too, smoked.
But but you'll get the highest end, which is like
a bluga style, right, so the great the uh they
almost have to pop like grapes, have a really brainy
flavor and a pearl a pearl color to them. And

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then the shoddier the eggs get and the less uniform
they get, then the price starts going down.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Right, they're delicious, so good.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
Fuck, all right, we gotta take a break.

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
But it's one of those doubled eggs. We got a ribbon.
That was nice, those doubled eggs.

Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
There's a company in Kinada making making high quality caviar
right now for a quarter of the money.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Unless we got a break. We got live reads.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
When we come back. I think we're gonna talk to Anthony.
Oh yeah, we're about ten fifteen minutes. Yeah, man talking
about Caiar. Well, Barry Manilow finally said he's gay, and
we knew that a million years ago from a homeless dude, way,
a homeless dude, Tippy Tom. It's a great story. So
me and A are gonna fucking reminiscen bet if it's
a massive story today. This guy told I'll get into

(01:12:03):
it at the break, but we all believed him at
the time. No one else even picked up on the
story that we had on our radio show that day.
And now you know, fast forward, what almost ten years later,
Barry's finally admitting it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Good for him.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
We had this story a long fucking time, really, So
we'll talk to Anthony next and he plugs April tenth,
this coming Monday, Yes, comes underground.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Just a handful at this point of tickets for the
second show.

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
That's right, come out, come out, And if you don't
get to chick it out, youbody get it right now,
all right, and covere Carl.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
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Speaker 6 (01:12:38):
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Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
June eleventh, we in Helium, Philly Baby. Alright, that'll be
the second stop on the OPI Radio Comedy fucking Tour.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
And follow me on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
OPI Radio. We do start to do a lot more
live instagramming again, so we'll be back with Anthony. Stay there,
we will be back with more Tobie Radio. Hobie Radio.
He's back.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
Are you there, Anthony?

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Bag what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Buddy?

Speaker 11 (01:13:10):
What's happening? We were just talking about the Barry Manilo thing. Also,
of course, we have a a common factor in that
in Tippy Tom.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Yeah, that was pretty amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Tippy Tom told the whole world I think back in
two thousand and eight that Barry Manilow was gay, and
I think Tippy Tom had sex with him.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Right according to Tippy Tom's story.

Speaker 11 (01:13:29):
That was the story, and I'm willing to believe it.
He did bring up some evidence. He knew that Barry
had a beagle named Bagel. Right, that was a big thing.
And then we just found out from Garrett here that
there was a fan club. There is still a fan
club for Barry Maniloe and it's called Big Beagle the

(01:13:49):
Beagle Bagels. The Beagel Bagels is the name of the
fan club. It was formed in nineteen seventy seven. So
prove it right there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Remember, Tippy Tom would scream he had a dog name Bgel.

Speaker 11 (01:14:05):
He had a bagel name Begel. At a time, Stack
went Barry bad about Bran.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Yeah, I got Carl the Matt Cuban, and I got
your ot in studio. I hear you have Ian Halperant today.

Speaker 17 (01:14:16):
His majesty, Ian Halperan in studio here in salutations open.
Let me tell you. Yeah, those people in Hollywood, they're gay,
and I define gay. Look if they buy or you know,
homo whatever, they don't come out. I wrote a book
about them two eight. But you guys were way ahead
of your time, ahead, way ahead. Nobody wanted and Barry

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Mantel it's like a as I told Anne, it's like,
you know, a dog bites man type story like come on.
Thirty seven years later we all knew he liked cok well,
he really did.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
No, Ian did not know, or he would have wrote
a book about it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Ian, you had no.

Speaker 17 (01:14:53):
Idea two copies. Who gives a shit?

Speaker 11 (01:14:57):
I think everybody kind of show about Barry many he would.
We were just talking about how uh the bit we
used to do about Liberaci will Lee found any women lead.

Speaker 18 (01:15:12):
Thang Mike.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Wasn't it? Wasn't it the regious things?

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Where are you gonna settle down?

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Get yourself when you're gonna settle down?

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
I love it lead.

Speaker 11 (01:15:23):
Well, well rageous, wow, all right, exactly on a stool
with a fist on it.

Speaker 19 (01:15:28):
Right, they just looked the other way, they all, they
all played the game a big deal.

Speaker 11 (01:15:39):
He actually thought that fans wouldn't like if he came
out and said he was gay. Uh, this is odd.
I mean, we all understand that some people have to
keep in the closet for their their act or whatever.
But really, Barry Manilow.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Yeah, no, I mean at least maybe ten years ago, right,
No one cared ten fifteen years ago, No one gave
us shit.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
I always thought he was gay.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
Is any girls crying today that the news came out?
That's a very good hands on any girl's faces?

Speaker 17 (01:16:10):
How long he needs some pub and he's getting us
fifteen minutes and we'll all forget about him again.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Well, the funny thing is back in two thousand and
eight with Tippy Tom, who was one of the funniest
fucking guys that ever did the Open Anthony Show. It
was horrendously homeless. He was in really bad shape, but
his comedic timing was amazing. He told he sat in
and told us this amazing story about Barry Manilow, how
he used to walk his dog and and basically said
that Barry Manilow's gay. And I remember I had me

(01:16:37):
and you looked at each other like, holy fuck, this
guy is telling the truth.

Speaker 11 (01:16:40):
We just knew, right, Yeah, it was so sincere, like
there wasn't you could tell. It wasn't a story.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (01:16:46):
I don't think Tippy Tom lied much.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
No.

Speaker 11 (01:16:49):
I think he really just blurted shit out and it
was It was always quite amazing. Remember that time he
was I was just talking about that too, when he
was in the hospital and we didn't even recognize him.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
Yeah, boys talked about that recently.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Yeah, it's very I can't do it, but you know,
really gravelly a man's voice. And then in the hospital
when he cleaned up, when he would fall down all
the time and they were taking him to the hospital
and he was sober, he had the let's just say it,
he had the gayest voice you've ever heard, Like, oh, yeah,
you can't believe it was the same guy. Really, he's
like high, were like.

Speaker 11 (01:17:23):
What he uh he finally ended up?

Speaker 12 (01:17:27):
What?

Speaker 11 (01:17:27):
How did he die? Did he fall did he have
another spill?

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
I thought I thought we knew.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
I didn't Keith tell us he fell down.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Some stairs or something.

Speaker 11 (01:17:35):
Yeah, I think some subway.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
Subway stairs got him in the end.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
What man he was?

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
He was amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
He got yeah gravity always.

Speaker 11 (01:17:47):
God gravity and uh leg ulcers and it turns out
to be fucking right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
He's an apple in the sky.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
This guy was amazing for radio shows. Remember the time
we cut his underpants off and he had petrified poo
in his underpants? Wait wait, wait, see I don't, Anthony.
Do you tell the stories from the old days? And
then the people around you are they they're surprised to
hear it for the first time. I don't. I don't
bring a lot of this stuff up because I assume
everyone knows that me too.

Speaker 11 (01:18:22):
And then when I bring up certain stories from the
old days, yeah, people like, holy shit, I never heard that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Yeah, yeah, they're giving me looks in the studio, But
I don't know. We were off on a trip for
a while there, and we cut his underpants off to
see what was going on. Do you know why we
decided underpants off?

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Did you get to that?

Speaker 11 (01:18:42):
How we got cut his underpants off? I think just
to see what they look like, because they had to
have been a disaster. It were worse than we ever
could have imagined it was this this thing in there
that looked like petrified wood.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
It was just this hard the rock.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
And like it like the Florida the Borston Garden park legs.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Yes, we actually I think it was I think it
was Pat Duffy or somebody pulled out the petrified Pooh
and we dropped it from above and it made a
loud noise on the table and did not break apart.
And then we were hammering it on the table. What
it was pretty much a rock, dude, I.

Speaker 11 (01:19:30):
Recall, didn't Pat do something disgusting with it?

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
We were doing the homeless Pooh mustaches.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Yeah, oh god, no, because I did.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
I did Rich Voss's baby diaper mustache when these fuckers
surprised me one day. So then of course with the
Opien Anthony show, you always had to top it. So
then it was homeless Pooh mustache. And I believe Pat
Duffy did that one. Oh he took it.

Speaker 11 (01:20:00):
I think he needed a little water. And then like
a like a like a child would draw a Hopscotch
thing on on the sidewalk, he kind of spraced it
on his.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
God.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Remember, the Indian paint pots had a kind of lick.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Your in solitary confinement, would do this?

Speaker 11 (01:20:28):
Yes, I found an Indian an Indian paint pot. Yes,
always nothing horribly disgusting. Speaking of walking down memory Lane,
yesterday I played the clip of of Bernie Getz It's
a studio when you smashed what he thought was his

(01:20:49):
c D.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Yes, oh, somebody showed me that. Yeah, they showed me
the other day.

Speaker 11 (01:20:54):
Funny to hear Bill Burring there and Stuffy Barney don't
take that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:20:59):
I wanted to ask you though, do you remember what
that TV that CD even was?

Speaker 9 (01:21:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
I his music right, yeah, he he would put music
together on CDs. I don't even think it was his
own original music. I think it was music that was
special to him. So then someone we were all in
on it. We distracted Burnie and I did. I did
a switch through on the on the.

Speaker 11 (01:21:19):
Disc because he got so mad, so.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
I smashed it in front of his his face and
he goes, you motherfucker. So just like that. Really, this
is the shot niggas on the train. You don't understand.
He runs out of the studio because he brought a
bag with him. Oh no, I swear to you. Oh
my holy fuck, did this guy get a fucking gun
into our studio.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
He's known for and I think.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
If I remember correctly, then we could see him out
there and he's just rifling to his bag, and I
think he realized maybe he didn't fucking bring the gun
with him that holy ship.

Speaker 10 (01:21:49):
No.

Speaker 11 (01:21:50):
I I was thinking was how much publicity we get
if we got shot by we'd have gotten to.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Me oh boy boy. That was the early days of XM.
We needed the ink, we need the publicity. One of
us should have taken a shot to the thigh from
Bernie Cats.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
We were talking to like five thousand people back then.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
These motherfucker's pissed off. Bernie gets on purpose.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
How he said, motherfucker, I'll never forget it, you motherfucker.
The security videos online you could see him just fucking
pissed and then running out of the studio trying to
find something.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Then he run over toward you first looking.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Like, yeah, one of our Yeah, one of our guys
gotten away, which was pretty awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
It was was I rack, Oh that one.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Of those guys is I racking. They stood in front
and then pushed I'm standing like this keeping Bernie from attacking.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Over Look, I'm no dummy.

Speaker 11 (01:22:49):
He was going to take him. It's gonna take him
a while to get around e Rock.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
He was exhausted.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Here's the Yeah, we got the security footage up. Now
we'll we'll tweet it out.

Speaker 11 (01:23:01):
That was scary, Hey, really fucking funny bit. Holy shit, he.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
Rock found the audio of Tippy Tom in the hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
So for the people that for the people that never
heard Tippy Tom, which I find crazy, but you guys
never heard him on the radio, really like and to
his voice really fast.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Sorry to put you on the spot.

Speaker 11 (01:23:20):
You don't go out with Barry Battle. I would walk
a dog, Dave Bagel.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
That's exactly. That's pretty that's pretty right on. So then
he some incident. He's in the hospital. He's clean and
fucking sober. So we take a call from his hospital
bed and I swear this is the same guy.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Okay, Tippy Tom, how are you doing? Tom?

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Are you how are you feeling?

Speaker 20 (01:23:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
I'm feeling like a million bucks now I'm telling you.

Speaker 20 (01:23:48):
I meanthing's just going fine.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Now, can you please explain to me which one am
I talking to? Did you hear that?

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
You heard that?

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Right?

Speaker 11 (01:24:01):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
He sounds like bird cage.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
But but his his voice when he was drinking was completely.

Speaker 11 (01:24:10):
Different, totally different, his attitude everything. And then he's like,
which one of my walking.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
Now did he fuck with Barry Manelo? Like did they bump?

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
We're gonna play the audio after, you know, Uh, we
talked to Aunt.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
I believe he's he would.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
I think he told he was a hustler back then, right.

Speaker 11 (01:24:30):
Yeah, yeah, he was some kind of a male escort
and Barry used him quite a lot. And he used
to go to his townhouse in New York City and
they would, you know, romp and like Opie said, he'd
have to walk his dog. I guess, uh, but yeah,
they were. They were fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
According to Timmy, he told us dead serious, like this
is the story I have to tell you guys today.
And we went, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
But nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
The press never picked it up because they're like, who's
gonna believe a homeless guy? And now nine years later
it's coming out.

Speaker 11 (01:25:02):
How did Aids stay away from Barry Manilow the seventies?
The fucking like fucking he must know if he's getting
like Tippy Tom is an escort, must have been yeah,
he must have been fucking everything.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Has Tippy Tom not Heaven?

Speaker 11 (01:25:17):
I think Tippy Tom was HIV positive.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Yeah, we're rubbing his poo on our faces.

Speaker 11 (01:25:25):
You can't get it that way.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
I be fine, We're just playing with his pooh poo.

Speaker 17 (01:25:37):
Surprised of Manelow and Magic Johnson are drinking buddies.

Speaker 11 (01:25:40):
You think they have the same tails that they're This
is the dude.

Speaker 21 (01:25:44):
They thought it wasn't getting exactly gay Tower Ranger. His
hip is way up in the air of that photo.
Tippy was all in that ass.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
We had Tippy Tom. We gave him a prostate exam
Doctor Steve what, yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:26:01):
Doctor Steve. We wanted to well, you know, we like
checking the health of our guests. Doctor Steve was in
and yeah, he put a finger up he's ass and
actually he said his prostate was quite healthy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
Yeah, yeah, Doctor Steve was pretty impressed.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
I guess.

Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
I guess Tippy Tom, Timmy Tom is a top, then
he's on the bottom. If his assholes looking fine, you
want to hear it.

Speaker 11 (01:26:25):
Was probably a bottom. They called him golden buns.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
That was his Oh yeah, he's a bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
You want to hear that golden You want to hear
Timpy Tom getting a prostrate exam. We got that club
let's do it.

Speaker 11 (01:26:34):
He that.

Speaker 6 (01:26:37):
The thing that I'd like to do next is what
we talked about earlier, is to check your prostate and
check your rear end.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
Yeah, you rotated a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Enjoying it. Oh that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
That's what you have the finger going in because it's hilarious. Okay,
that's the same guy that was just calling from the
hospital bed doctor Steve at Yeah, a little twist ship.
He loves being a doctor. You gotta love be passionate
about it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
God damn great.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
He Rock's got the actual insertion. All right, we'll go
back to the tape.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Go ahead of you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
Rock, just kind of touching, kind.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Of bend over. You're going to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
Let's listen.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
I'm up here and now I got rid of all right,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
He's got such great comedic timing.

Speaker 13 (01:27:55):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Remember the day you went Remember the day you went
home early and I told him to take your sea.

Speaker 11 (01:28:01):
Yeah, he just smelled so bad and he was so filthy.
And then they had him going through all my stuff.
I used to have the whistles and horns and.

Speaker 18 (01:28:12):
Things like that.

Speaker 11 (01:28:12):
He's just slobbering over all that. I had to throw
everything away.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
But he's all his horns.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
Anthony's fired, good ship?

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Good God?

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Is he in't giving you any exclusives today?

Speaker 8 (01:28:34):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (01:28:35):
Yeah, I think I think he's got a few things
under his hat, as you will.

Speaker 17 (01:28:39):
Get OVERI one, you know, I'm just laughing at the
media once again today they think they have some major blockbuster.

Speaker 11 (01:28:45):
You motherfuckers have.

Speaker 17 (01:28:47):
This like almost a decade ago.

Speaker 11 (01:28:49):
You know, Barry was gay. We had that shot, you know,
and I guess him saying he's gay it's the big news.

Speaker 13 (01:28:57):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (01:28:58):
Yeah, surprised, So.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
He came out? What on on social media? On TV?

Speaker 13 (01:29:01):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
How do you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
I don't know. I didn't read the story.

Speaker 11 (01:29:05):
With everything going on in the world and in this country,
does anyone truly give a ship? If we didn't have
a homeless, disgusting, smelly man that fucked them once, we
wouldn't be talking about it exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Really, he was scared his fans wouldn't accept it, would
you guys?

Speaker 11 (01:29:22):
The story first?

Speaker 17 (01:29:23):
I mean, the media.

Speaker 11 (01:29:24):
Scared his fans wouldn't accept him.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
What Why is uh Steve Bannon being removed to Anthony?

Speaker 11 (01:29:32):
I think he I think people put him in a
much more higher power position. Than he really was in right,
and I think he's just more more dead weight for Trump.
So yeah, you gotta get rid. Trump is not a
guy that will keep someone in there for ships and
giggles or for smiles. He he'll get rid of someone
in a second.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
Yeah, do you remember someone?

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
Do you remember Steve Bannon walking around serious exam? Oh yeah,
we used to pee right next, said mister Bennett.

Speaker 11 (01:30:01):
I remember that, and and with bright part Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
Did you ever drink with him?

Speaker 11 (01:30:09):
No, not with him? Andrew was always going out and
h right part, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Yeah he was.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
Yeah, we have some red Eye drinks. Oh yeah, red
Eyes domb for you guys. Yeah, red Eyes out finished.

Speaker 11 (01:30:24):
Yeah, red Eye got fucking canceled. I uh, I'm on
the last show on Friday. Okay, we'll be uh trying
to think of something to do that will get on
tape that they can't edit out. I'll like, do something
I can't figure it out. I'm thinking, Okay, wear some
of my shirt that is a secret code or something.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
You got to go out in style?

Speaker 11 (01:30:46):
Yeah, yeah, really blow that fucker up.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
Go with a T shirt that says team O'Reilly.

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
Then to do it.

Speaker 11 (01:30:56):
Yeah, fucking Bill is getting in a bit of a
jam spot. Just leave it. But you know what, I'm sorry,
I just don't trust that these women that constantly are
coming out of the woodwork are legitimate. Now. Look, I
think Bill all Right is a prick now, motherfucker.

Speaker 14 (01:31:11):
You know.

Speaker 11 (01:31:12):
We we sat down with him.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
Thank you for bringing this up, because this is what
I've been saying in my house.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
Go aheads.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
But I'll add to it you yea.

Speaker 11 (01:31:19):
And the guy's just a scumbag.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
He's a piece of ship.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Because I was saying, sorry, Ann, I apologize.

Speaker 13 (01:31:24):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
I was ranting and raving in my apartment yesterday to myself.
But I was saying, like me and Ann are on
a rocket ship in the radio world. Everyone wants to
talk to us. We're doing all these interviews. We sit
down with Bill O'Reilly and he just he just boils
what our act down to just sex. All you guys
think about to do is it's all about sex with

(01:31:46):
you too, remember that, Ant.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Really, and we talked to the guy.

Speaker 11 (01:31:49):
That's that's all we want to do. But we talked
to the guy for forty of them rubbing homeless man
ship on all.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
I mean he had a point, But.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
Talk to the guy for forty five minutes, and then
he does this fucking he calls it the no spin zone.
He spun the shit out of our fucking forty five
minute interview and boiled it down to make us look
like we're just fucking sexual sexual devian perverts. Right, and
then it turns out that this guy likes to get
some things done. He was projecting exactly project.

Speaker 11 (01:32:19):
I'm willing to believe that he's a prick and everything,
but I think, uh, the word sexual harassment in the
workplace is way over used. I think, uh, you know,
if you tell a girl, uh, she's wearing a nice skirt,
that can be used against you at some point. So
I don't know, Uh, he settles out. I understand what

(01:32:39):
things like that are all about, too. You just want
to cut the fucking nip it in the butt and
move on with your life instead of years and the
huge expense of a court battle or whatever. So I
kind of get that, But you know, I'm just not
willing to just trust someone on their word anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
Oh No, I think he's a pig. Yeah, to what
extent he's a pig? Okay, what extent I don't know. Yeah,
but you think he's gonna survive. I think that he's
up to twenty two sponsors have bailed on a show
twenty two. Now it's up to twenty two. Some of
them are.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
Probably who gives a Fox?

Speaker 11 (01:33:10):
Right, he's too fucking much of that network. He's not
going anywhere. They won't, They won't get rid of him.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
I don't think so.

Speaker 11 (01:33:17):
I don't think they'll. They'll wait, it'll blow over. It
gets the more sponsors, they'll lower the rates, you know.
That's what they want to do too. You don't think
the sales staff, those sales weasels over at Fox are
on the phone with every one of those sponsors going, look,
we'll give you the same fucking run for fifty percent.
Of course they are. This is a prime opportunity. This

(01:33:38):
is when the sponsors pull out so they could get
back in at a cheaper rate. It's all down to money.
They don't have ethics. What do you think they They
have a.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Great Yeah, absolutely on that agreed.

Speaker 17 (01:33:49):
Roy got a great face for radio.

Speaker 11 (01:33:51):
So oh that's a good one. He in no really
for a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
He's giving you goal today. I see I see a
compound media contract this guy set in the world on fire.

Speaker 18 (01:34:17):
Look, yeah, all right, we're uh, we're gonna, we're gonna
move along.

Speaker 11 (01:34:29):
To Kendall Jenner's a Pepsi commercial.

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
All right, horseship that is stealing ship from the Wolke movement.

Speaker 11 (01:34:38):
Really ridiculous. I've never seen such clean, nice, apparently nice
clean protesters. Right, she's all perfect levels of diversity. Yeah,
it's just it's such a load of ships. I didn't
see one burning cop car.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
She's solving the world's problem with a pepsi.

Speaker 11 (01:35:02):
Yeah, pepsi can afterwards and rip it in half and
make it sharp and then cut through fire hoses with it,
trying to put out a CBS that's on fire.

Speaker 13 (01:35:11):
Huh.

Speaker 11 (01:35:13):
That wasn't that. Why wasn't that the commercial that's been
a long one.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
I think the Super Bowl version.

Speaker 9 (01:35:18):
Has that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Version.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Well, I mean, you know, but everyone's talking about pepsi today.

Speaker 11 (01:35:25):
Yeah, but you know, you never know if they're doing
that on purpose, knowing that they'll have to pull the
ad but it'll get so much heat, or that there's
some guy in a boardroom right now just getting his
ass reamed.

Speaker 5 (01:35:35):
Out, right, yea, that spot, But nobody's thinking about the
Kardashians and fucking sociale consciousness.

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
God, now I'm not getting I'm thinking more they white
watched it by having the non uh, the non Armenian
girl going and leading this racial movement.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
Right.

Speaker 11 (01:35:52):
The only thing they have to do with Pepsi is
that they take black dick the size of Pepsi.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
Can hello, lady, hang up, just hang up on that.
My name in high school was Pepsi, which is weird,
very nice, very very good.

Speaker 11 (01:36:15):
All right, kid there, we'll talk to you soon.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
Man, it's how do people get your show, Anthony? Compound media?

Speaker 11 (01:36:25):
Where do we got?

Speaker 13 (01:36:27):
Is that?

Speaker 17 (01:36:27):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:36:28):
Thank you, appreciate you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
Take care of another fun phone call with Anthony.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
That was great.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
He's awesome too, funny. What do you have you wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
You were saying something I was saying.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
I have the clip you mentioned earlier about getting fired
by Tippy tom Oh, But I said, if you wanted
to go out on that, but.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
I want to play the phone call. All right, you
pulled it today, right.

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
Yeah, hold on if you're just tuning in, that was great, Uh,
listen to replay. But basically me and Aunt Sia talked
today because it's Barry Manolone News. We knew about it
in two thousand and eight from a homeless guy. And
when the guy was telling the story, which we're going
to play here, we believed him because he was sound
sincere what he told it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
That's a fucking lutely boy?

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
Was he right? And did he hear the difference in
Timmy Tom's voice? Because when we found the clip.

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
Is that amazing?

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
It's like they took dick.

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
Which one h.

Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
Two different people forming a clip.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
Yeah, we could do that. So back in two thousand
and eight we got we had this guy on the
Open Anthony Show, Tippy Tom great comedic timing, came in
a shitload and he told us the story about Barry Manilow.
Checked us out. What about Barry Manilo? Now, you lived
with Barry Manilow briefly briefly? What do you mean by that?

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
This one's for you wherever you are?

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
What do you mean briefly there? Tippy? What happened? Let
us know about the relationship. Well, well, the relationship was this.
I met in a ball and I didn't know if
a kaban.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
Down there is it's.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
Showing off his dance with he's the fashion at the
his name was timpy. He smelt like talks all right, tippy.
So what he met Barry man at a bar?

Speaker 18 (01:38:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
All right? And then what happened?

Speaker 20 (01:38:36):
It was the board down in the village, all right, Okay,
one of them bosh and I don't know flak you places,
Oh really.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
One of the I think at this point of of
the story we should tell everybody we have no idea
if this is Are you actually trying to say that
maybe Barry Manilo isn't a little light in the loafers
as they said, imagine this is Barry Manilo's worst nightmare.
That guy is talking about it will kill me, all right,

(01:39:07):
all right, So it was in one of these parts
and you made your hand go like this, like like
like what what what do you mean by one of
these wish a little swishy?

Speaker 13 (01:39:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
Well, uh, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa little fruity who fruity?
Are you saying that Barry Manilow might have been a
little fruity?

Speaker 12 (01:39:27):
I'm not sure, Okay, allegedly I was hoping he would
be a little fruity.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
Oh, because I'm a little fruity my sound. Yeah, for
the new listeners, Timmy Tom is a little fruity gay gentlemen.
But I think he's actually pass sexual because we've set
him up with some.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
Women over the years and he had no problem.

Speaker 22 (01:39:50):
Whoa, whoa whoa, Okay, whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa,
list suthing up right now?

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
All right, all right, I've.

Speaker 20 (01:39:56):
Been in Greenwich's village almost fifteen years. Me tell me
I ain't gonna become a fruit? What kind of goddamn
find out what you think I am? Don't let me
say bad war right right?

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
Lor Wait, so you saw him at the bar, and
then what happened? This guy knows how to follow the road? Okay,
all right, all right, all right, Yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:40:29):
We walked back to his apartment on Horatio Street, dog
getting bagel, little big ol' hound, and I met the dog.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
I was staying there, and so I spent a couple
of days there. I spent a couple of days at
Barry Manilow's house, Yeah downtown. Was there any romance?

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Well, of course where there?

Speaker 5 (01:40:59):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:40:59):
Yeah, for nothing, of course not. Now, this is when
you were, you know, golden buns. I guess.

Speaker 12 (01:41:07):
Back for those golden buns, well, I still got my
bones twelve. But the thing is you know, the sagging
a little bit, but I'm still golden buds.

Speaker 20 (01:41:21):
I got the nicest ass in this whole studio. And
I'll tell you right now, I see everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:41:28):
No ass's got a nice ass, no ass? All right, Well,
fast forward nine years.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
I pissed off that the president not a little story?

Speaker 11 (01:41:47):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
I don't know. I remember it a little differently. It
was clear in your head.

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
Yes, well, yeah, in the dress he had the name
of the dog at the time.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
He shout it out, hurry, oh street right, whoa so
whoa tippy Tome one of our old friends, Barry Mantel
back in two thousand and eight, would it to be
Tom pass Away. It's gotta be. Uh, it's gotta be
at least five or six years at this point, maybe
even longer. Fuck it's been a while now.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
He was awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:42:20):
He had a big personality.

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
Yeah, and uh there you have it all right?

Speaker 3 (01:42:24):
Uh what do we got sharat small?

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
Yes, we got a race was he's able to today?

Speaker 5 (01:42:29):
Me and Kurt matsk you gonna go to patreon dot
com slash race Wars and uh, yeah, we've got to
show on Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
People, come on through looking forward to it. You're coming down.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
I'm in Miami. He's in Miami. Remember, yeah, I'm in Miami.
I guess he'll be eleventh.

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
Lives in Miami again.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
A birthday party is that grandmother's ninetieth birthday that I
don't want to go to.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Why you gotta go because I gotta pay for it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:52):
Oh, you're gonna pay for the whole party.

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
But I told you my brother, they might my mother
do it. My mother.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
You can't let her book parties, right, she's a fucking Cuban.
She's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
She thinks it's a fucking prom.

Speaker 9 (01:43:04):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
She invited everybody, all the fucking dead weights coming. Oh,
you hit up like I got a good family. The
first layer, but that second.

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
Layer is a tornado of ship.

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
I mean it's Palm Sunday. Everybody's fucking hand is out.

Speaker 6 (01:43:20):
I swear I thought you should put a red Cross
tent in front of my fucking family, just like giving
him fucking meals hot fucking soup.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
I hate all of you. Oh you gotta do what
I do. When I go to family functions, I dress
like ship and make sure I don't fucking have my
hair look at anywhere near good Spanish and then they
start whispering. I thought he was doing well for himself.

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
They don't ask as much Spanish.

Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
People don't like that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
They're like, look, he looks sloppy. He's rich like Steve Jobs.
They don't think that way.

Speaker 6 (01:43:51):
And they got Mari and uh Marie and chat. I'm
you know what, it's real. The fans are coming through droves.
Thank you very much, man, so.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
Start praying DMS me. This is important to our wine discussion. Okay,
I think I think he's okay. I just make sure. Yeah,
I think he's all right. Yeah, he writes, I love
shows like today. He goes, this is food and wine porn.
He liked the food and wine talk earlier. Plus the
stories of people getting screwed and never gets old. By
the way, here's tonight's wine. It's breathing before dinner. Chateau

(01:44:24):
La Feed Rothschild nineteen eighty six. Yeah, that's it. Had
I had two of these bottles from the sixties.

Speaker 3 (01:44:31):
That's a couple of thousand dollars back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
Well for one of the main guy that was doing
the big dig in Boston, right, what what he gave you?

Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
Two bottles?

Speaker 3 (01:44:40):
What is he rock laughing at Goad you rock.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
I don't know, but as soon as you were talking
about years, I think Paul started making a face like
it was too old.

Speaker 23 (01:44:48):
I said, one thousand dollars for a bottle of wine.

Speaker 2 (01:44:51):
Nothing, that's zero, you can get. That's what we were
talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
Its crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:44:57):
There's bottles of wine that costs more money than everyone
with your last name if they took to a whilet
out crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
Yeah, So then I go, holy fuck, how much I
need to know?

Speaker 3 (01:45:07):
He goes, there was a gift.

Speaker 24 (01:45:08):
From oh sixty five hundred, Oh sixty five, could be
sixty five to ten thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
He goes, there was a gift from Glenn Beck. That's
a dude from wheezer.

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
No, I haven't gotten one fucking gift around here. You's
got a bunch of gifts in him from these people.
Oh no, not from from the Glen down hole. Yeah,
Clenbeck is a stunt brain's boss. Oh, he goes.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
I looked it up. Twenty four hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
It's good. Actually, that's not bad. You should he shouldn't
open it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
It's a shame, all right, I know that was his boss.

Speaker 2 (01:45:39):
Man Beck got history.

Speaker 3 (01:45:41):
Tell him take a sip, put a quirk back in
and I'll give.

Speaker 24 (01:45:43):
Him fifteen hundred. Really, we'll call him after the break, Yeah,
and we can bring it down here. Well drink it
really but yeah, all right, I'll take a glass, put
a cork in. It'll give fifteen hundred and we'll drink
it down here right now.

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
I got a check. I got three blank checks in
my sock, just in case some shit goes down. I
got a fucking glocking myself.

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
My quick story with the with the Lafitte is that
how you say yeah Lafitte? So uh one of the
guys that owns a lot of comedy joints up in
the Boston area. He has a joint in Cape Cod
and uh, he goes, we're gonna go see my friend.
We drive to this fucking beach and we're staring at
this island that the main guy from the Big dig

(01:46:25):
he leased I believe from Massachusetts for like one hundred years.
You can't actually buy the island lease It has a
house on the top of this fucking thing. He goes,
that's where we're going, Like, well, how the fuck were
getting there? And all of a sudden he goes, oh,
here he comes now and you can see in the distance.
I'm trying to remember how far the island was, maybe
a mile two miles off short tops, probably less. All
of a sudden, I see a fucking car coming down.

(01:46:46):
It's a it's a island with a bit of a hill.
All of a sudden, the car comes circling down like
fucking James Bond and goes in the water.

Speaker 3 (01:46:53):
No, it does not goes in the fucking water. Oh,
my lord, goes in the water.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
A car.

Speaker 2 (01:47:00):
Vent's car, like an Ampti car.

Speaker 1 (01:47:01):
Yeah, yeah, I remember all the time. It's like an
antique car. It's it's rare. You can't really find a
lot of these. Pulls right up on the fucking beach.
We jump in, he goes right back in the water.
I remember going out to the island where I could
touch the water and we were so low in the water.
And we go over there and have just the sickest
time meal, and then he breaks out two of these bottles.

(01:47:22):
I believe from somewhere in the sixties. The labels were
just falling off this fucking thing. And uh, and this guy,
this guy is slamming.

Speaker 3 (01:47:30):
I'm not even enjoying it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
And I was sort of enjoying wine at that point,
and and all of a sudden, the guy goes, I
gotta get a you know, an opener or whatever. And
then I'm with this guy and he looks at me
like holy fuck, holy fuck. He goes, I'll tell you later,
and then he proceeds to tell me how expensive these
fucking bottles of why are And we did two, and
the guy who owned it was just slamming it like
it was nothing, like it was a Budweiser there and

(01:47:53):
then sorry, sorry, And then he takes us on a
tour the island. There's golf carts and stuff, and he's
trying to put a couple of golf holes on there
right right. He has a guy. This this goes back,
This story goes back twelve fourteen years. He had a
guy his full time job was to try to kill
the bug population on the island. That's how rich he was.
That's to kill bug just killing the mosquitoes because it
was out of control, how many bugs were on this

(01:48:14):
fucking thing. He had all sorts of things set up
to kill bugs constantly. And the guy was in a
in a bee outfit, a beekeeper's off, a beekeeper's outfit
because he was good, you know, he didn't want to
get fit, and his whole job was just to try.

Speaker 3 (01:48:28):
To eradicate the bugs on the island.

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
That's how rich this fucking guy was. Where was this again,
off of Cape cod some small Yeah, we could look
it up.

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
And what kind of car was it that I don't know?

Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
Called an amfi car?

Speaker 2 (01:48:42):
I know everything about it.

Speaker 6 (01:48:44):
I'm kiving that's that's a Lamborghini Countash in Cuba, a
car that you can drive on the fucking water, right,
ninety Cubans would be on that fucking day rights on Miami.

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
It's called an empty car.

Speaker 3 (01:48:55):
It looked like it looks like a nash An old
nash Metropolitan, but it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
It's called Emphy car is right there.

Speaker 1 (01:49:01):
You'll see it. They made it through the late sixties. Wow.
I mean that's pretty much it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
I told you because it looked like it was a
really old fucking car.

Speaker 1 (01:49:12):
I think that's exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:49:14):
That's amazing. That's probably it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:16):
Like there's not a lot. Yeah, the tops down and
you're fucking leaning all the way back in your seat and.

Speaker 3 (01:49:21):
Going to a private fucking islands.

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
I want it. You trying to test a Cuban on
a floating car. What are you fucking? I want it all.
That's pretty much it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
What year were they made?

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
Nineteen sixty three?

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
Day, so they are Yeah. I wasn't sure if it
was like a retro type of thing or if it
was some kind of antique.

Speaker 2 (01:49:36):
I want it. They're awesome, They're really cool. You see
him in Theamptons. And then we were we got all
sorts of fucked up.

Speaker 1 (01:49:41):
It was late at night and the guy just drove
us back over to you know, kick Cod and I
remember just being in the water and like I don't know, midnight,
one in the morning, just going on the car.

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
What you fuck it?

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
I just experienced why it's like an episode of the Prisoner.
But I'll never forget the guy and the beat keeper.
It just killing bugs his whole fucking job.

Speaker 5 (01:50:03):
No, you see somebody next to the fucking the water,
that's white people. You don't go next to the Niagara
Falls fucking car.

Speaker 1 (01:50:10):
That's gotta be fake, right, Yeah, that's what I went
this all right, we get all the plugs in Eric,
we got anything. We're bringing it back our podcast. Finally,
we had a little, uh what a little wrinkle a hiatus.
We had a bit of a hiatus. But the Opie
Radio podcast is coming back to tunes and all the
usual places. I think we'll have them all up again
on tomorrow and any other plug xeroq no. I think

(01:50:33):
that's it, okay, all right. I think that's the official
car of the show. That's our official car. That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:50:42):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 1 (01:50:43):
It was Coral.

Speaker 6 (01:50:44):
It's funny. We I do the Pebble Beach Food and
Wine Festival. Yeah, so I hook up with the guy
that owns the sardine factory in California.

Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
Dirty sardine money. That's long, I mean long money.

Speaker 13 (01:50:55):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:50:56):
So before when Bush was president, Donald Rumshall was there
and they were they were just moving some bottles and
a bottle of sixty three lat or some ship crazy
roth Child bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:51:07):
So Rumsfeld goes to the guy. My friend says, holy
ship man, that's an amazing bottle.

Speaker 13 (01:51:12):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
He goes, uh, if you catch ulsaa bin laden, we'll
open the bottle. So that goes on. So it's laughing.
Administration's over everything, you know what I mean. Whatever. After
they catch him, they said, Donald Rumsall is downstairs. He
fucking came back for the bottle. He can, and they
drank it. The true story. He came back for that.

(01:51:33):
The story.

Speaker 6 (01:51:33):
It was an incredible story. Donald rumsall came back and
they drank the fucking bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:51:37):
Let's get guy in the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:51:38):
Let's get him. Where is he? Oh, he's in South Africa?

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:51:42):
Boo on South Africa?

Speaker 2 (01:51:44):
Was he bishop to to?

Speaker 13 (01:51:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:51:46):
He opened the restaurant in South Africa? Did well? Blacks
allowed it? Yeah, but they gotta you gotta be nice.
Never mind that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
No popping off.

Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
I only go to pop off.

Speaker 1 (01:52:05):
I should have done the Louis c k break, but whatever,
we'll do Louis c KA show. He he was calling
Trump a lying sack of shit.

Speaker 5 (01:52:12):
Oh when Colber last that, I watched it. That's funny.
But he also took shots at Obama too.

Speaker 1 (01:52:17):
He did, Yeah, well that's the smart way to do it,
because I'm wondering. I'm wondering if you're isolating some of
your fans by saying that.

Speaker 5 (01:52:23):
Well, he wasn't saying it politically. He was just saying,
it's like if you just see a dude and you
look at me like, oh, that dude is a lance.

Speaker 1 (01:52:28):
All right, we'll check out the clip. Next, we could
talk more about the Pepsi commercials certainly, and there was
other Oh, the Mike Francessa audio is pretty good, according
to Paul.

Speaker 2 (01:52:36):
So you mean the Pocket Dial radio?

Speaker 9 (01:52:39):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
We still got lots to do. Stay right where you are,
Obie Radio.

Speaker 13 (01:52:47):
I want to be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:52:51):
We're back more Obie Radio.

Speaker 3 (01:52:56):
It was it good to hear from Anthony.

Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
It was I missed him. That was fun.

Speaker 23 (01:53:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:53:03):
That Tippy Tom shit was just out of control.

Speaker 2 (01:53:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:53:08):
So what did Louis c K do?

Speaker 5 (01:53:10):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:53:10):
Everyone's talking about Louis c K. Is it a long clip? Polly? Oh,
it is long, very outspoken, you think. Just did you
check out his Netflix special yet? Not yet?

Speaker 4 (01:53:21):
It's on It's on my list.

Speaker 1 (01:53:22):
I have not watched.

Speaker 4 (01:53:23):
I plowed through a bunch of other comedy specials. I
still have to get to his right. I did both
Dave Chappelle ones, which were amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:53:29):
Were they good?

Speaker 11 (01:53:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
They were really good.

Speaker 3 (01:53:31):
I gotta do the Chappelle. I gotta do Louis c k.

Speaker 4 (01:53:34):
I Schumer's got her Leather special.

Speaker 1 (01:53:36):
I still haven't seen her.

Speaker 4 (01:53:38):
I just finished that one.

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
I was watching Sour Grapes and then then I was
gonna click on Louis c K. And then I got
busy with some ships. Unfortunately, I'll definitely do it in
the next day. I was checking out Crash Crashing on
HBO last night, catching up with that.

Speaker 3 (01:53:52):
Are you watching?

Speaker 4 (01:53:54):
I have so many other things I had had to watch.
I have not watched that yet, but it is on
my DVR because I gotta watch that Billions. I gotta
catch up on that too.

Speaker 1 (01:54:01):
You know, when I was telling somebody I loved Billions
and I tapped out, I didn't even finished the first season,
kind of dumb. And I like the show too, and
of course you know Dan Soder is in it, so
I think we're gonna start watching that. I think I
gotta like catch up.

Speaker 4 (01:54:15):
We go back and finish it up at least the
first season.

Speaker 1 (01:54:17):
No, I know, I don't even know why.

Speaker 23 (01:54:20):
That Basket season two right right? And Better Call sauls
out next week, and Fargo's next out next week.

Speaker 3 (01:54:26):
We're getting what's her name for?

Speaker 1 (01:54:27):
Better Call Saul? Or at least A told Roland, yes on.

Speaker 23 (01:54:29):
That one who plays Kim Wexler, Yeah, Kim.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
Wexler, whatever her real name is. That Better Call Saul
is a great show. It starts up again next next week.
I believe Monday Night YEP.

Speaker 4 (01:54:39):
Season three very good.

Speaker 2 (01:54:40):
I'm all in on that.

Speaker 1 (01:54:41):
I'm caught up with that one.

Speaker 4 (01:54:42):
They just did a big amc put out a big
teaser episode for like behind the scenes stuff, right, and
they Vince Gilligan revealed that more and more Breaking Bad
characters will start showing up in the season as we
get closer to the Breaking Bad time.

Speaker 1 (01:54:57):
Well, I'm a big fan of Better Call Saul. I've
seen every episode.

Speaker 4 (01:55:01):
Yeah, Gus is back.

Speaker 1 (01:55:03):
I have Breaking Bad characters shown up yet, because I
have no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:55:07):
It's shown up in the first one.

Speaker 1 (01:55:09):
I have no idea. How weird is that?

Speaker 3 (01:55:12):
I just never watched Breaking Bad. But I love Better Calls, So.

Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
Starting with it as that, it's like starting with Aftermash.
I understand it's stupid, I do, but but it's a
standalone show too. It is.

Speaker 4 (01:55:23):
But it does help if you saw a breaking bed
because there's a lot of Easter eggs and you can
see where certain stories are going, You're like, oh my god,
this is going to lead to this person.

Speaker 1 (01:55:32):
I would have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:55:33):
I just don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:55:35):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:55:36):
Just be happy that I'm finally watching things again.

Speaker 1 (01:55:39):
But you stop. No, I know you didn't finish Billions.
I'll tell you what I finished. I finished Sour Grapes today.
That's a documentary. I watched all of the second season
of Love. I'm catching up with Crashing. Okay, what else?
I guess that's about it right now.

Speaker 13 (01:55:55):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
I watched every single episode in every season of Black Mirror,
which seems like the fans are really digging.

Speaker 3 (01:56:01):
Seems like you turned me onto it, and the show
turned a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (01:56:04):
Onto Black Mirror. It's a great show, very good show.

Speaker 3 (01:56:07):
So, uh are we gonna play Louis c k clip.

Speaker 23 (01:56:10):
Yeah, it's only like a minute and a half total
till he gets to the part.

Speaker 1 (01:56:14):
Okay, Well, oh Jesus, these guys are coming back in
studio and they fucking why are you guys laughing?

Speaker 3 (01:56:19):
Why you got smiles from ear to ear?

Speaker 1 (01:56:22):
The fuck the fu happens during the commercial? What the
fuck happens?

Speaker 2 (01:56:30):
He's done a human character do a call.

Speaker 1 (01:56:32):
I'm gonna keish you in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:56:34):
Okay, that's a creepy Cuban uncle.

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
People are mad at you because you got the story
wrong story the drumsfeld.

Speaker 2 (01:56:44):
Let me get it to the guy called then he's
angry with you.

Speaker 1 (01:56:48):
Great show today, best radio show on serious exam. Oops,
I didn't even I just happen to see that. I'll
just turn on a tweet here. No, it's the fake
Jay Brown on Twitter. He goes, it Wasnada, not Rumsfeld.
A famous wine story. Okay, well I heard it from
the I swear it was Rumsfeld. But I could be wrong,

(01:57:08):
but I could. I remember you told me and guy
the story. I remember it was Rumsfeld, but John, it
could be Panetta.

Speaker 3 (01:57:15):
I mean, oh guess what what? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
What were we gonna say?

Speaker 2 (01:57:19):
It don't matter?

Speaker 1 (01:57:20):
All right? Good?

Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
Uh, stuntbrain hurt you. He's not opening that bottle?

Speaker 1 (01:57:26):
Good, I think you.

Speaker 2 (01:57:27):
I think you.

Speaker 1 (01:57:28):
He's gonna give it to you.

Speaker 2 (01:57:29):
Let's do it. Is he bringing it?

Speaker 1 (01:57:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:57:31):
We'll drink it together. I'll put him money for it.

Speaker 3 (01:57:33):
Stumpraining called the show real fast.

Speaker 2 (01:57:34):
It's a delicious bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:57:35):
And then Stumprain writes again. He goes, I was just
about to uncork the bottle and heard the cube in.

Speaker 2 (01:57:40):
Don't do it now.

Speaker 3 (01:57:41):
He's like, what about this one? Also a gift? I
don't know what this A bottle is still going up
in value.

Speaker 1 (01:57:46):
I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (01:57:47):
Shatteau boom.

Speaker 1 (01:57:50):
I can't read this.

Speaker 3 (01:57:52):
Does that looks like anything to ship bro?

Speaker 2 (01:57:54):
What's wrong with this guy?

Speaker 11 (01:57:55):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:57:55):
That's a that's a great bottle one?

Speaker 1 (01:57:57):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:57:57):
I can't pronounce that from Cuba, but it's expensive. It's
a Cuban wine. She was Cardie.

Speaker 1 (01:58:03):
Oh, I know that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:04):
I know that line.

Speaker 5 (01:58:05):
Yeah, I know it, lay Yeah, I know the label
from over here exactly and from the people who make
Caprice Sons. Just stick destroyer in the bottom step, those.

Speaker 3 (01:58:16):
Bartlett and James people. It's in nineteen eighty eight. I
can't read the fucking way because he didn't take the
picture properly.

Speaker 2 (01:58:23):
Man, he's not a good counterfeitter.

Speaker 3 (01:58:26):
Wait you're when were you born?

Speaker 25 (01:58:28):
Paul Jesus frite, she's fucking you were born in nineteen
ninety Fucker my god, money money, You're born after.

Speaker 2 (01:58:39):
All of Opie's favorite songs.

Speaker 1 (01:58:41):
Oh my god, I've.

Speaker 2 (01:58:46):
He likes Elliott got.

Speaker 11 (01:58:51):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:58:51):
Yeah, you can tell it. Some rattles his cage.

Speaker 3 (01:58:54):
I like the miss starting to fade away.

Speaker 1 (01:58:56):
Finally, Unfortunately, I hung in there a long time. Music.
Yeah you were you were four years old when I
took that picture with slash that I posted on the Instagram.
I don't even know who that was.

Speaker 2 (01:59:09):
Ques, young people, it's not happened two weeks ago. To
talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:59:13):
Fuck, that's cruision to me. Hopefully Stumpring calls this is
the clip we have, all right, this is Louis c K.
This is getting some some heat today.

Speaker 2 (01:59:22):
Yeah, I watched it.

Speaker 26 (01:59:24):
Uh, Louis, you're not a particularly political person, like get
into a lot of political humor. But you did email
your fans last year and you said that Donald Trump
was an insane bigot.

Speaker 1 (01:59:35):
Yeah and Hitler Okay, yeah, you did say that.

Speaker 16 (01:59:39):
Okay, but then you said, hold on, hold on, don't
jump on the train. He got off because you said
you regret it. You why do you regret it?

Speaker 26 (01:59:51):
You've said worse things than not taking them back.

Speaker 27 (01:59:53):
Well, I don't take it back. I regret it. There's
a difference. What is the difference, Well, I regret saying it.
It doesn't mean it's not true. It's just like it's
a messy thing, you know. It's how I was feeling
at the time, and I said it to a lot
of people. It just was more people than I thought.

Speaker 1 (02:00:09):
We're going to read it.

Speaker 27 (02:00:10):
I have a little email listmail list. Yeah, people on
your email list, Yes, but that's not that many, you know, Like,
it's just it turned into this thing.

Speaker 1 (02:00:19):
And then the next day I was on the Daily News.

Speaker 27 (02:00:21):
Cover with my face and Trump's face and it says
he's Hitler, and I'm like, oh god, that's not That's
not what I do for a living. That's not where
I'm trying to accomplish. So I didn't expect that. So
I regret it, although I wouldn't take it back. I mean,
if you if you went back and fixed all the
mistakes you made, you erase yourself, you know, there's no
point to that.

Speaker 26 (02:00:41):
So you said you felt that way at the time,
you feel differently.

Speaker 1 (02:00:44):
Well like now, I guess he's not as profound as
I thought he was.

Speaker 27 (02:00:47):
I thought he was some new kind of you know, evil,
but he's uh, he's just a lion sector.

Speaker 1 (02:00:53):
I mean, it's just like it's just simple.

Speaker 13 (02:00:59):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (02:01:00):
That's right to the point them some words, all right,
Carl nice roll ups on, that's all a little row.

Speaker 25 (02:01:09):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (02:01:11):
I love what that's just a bunch of comedians.

Speaker 2 (02:01:12):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 23 (02:01:13):
Wait, you love LLOI but that pensive.

Speaker 3 (02:01:16):
Offensive Paul thirteen year old Paul.

Speaker 2 (02:01:20):
It means, I mean, give a chance. He's known m
for forty years.

Speaker 3 (02:01:22):
I mean, Paul, you know you know Trump? Oh hey Dan,
so or how are you?

Speaker 1 (02:01:27):
Buddy man? Just say hello real quick.

Speaker 2 (02:01:33):
I have to go do our show, but I sant
to come by and say hi, because I haven't done
that yet. Young Danny talk you to bring your black
hands around him this.

Speaker 1 (02:01:41):
Camp quarters, I think someone's the paranoids wanting him.

Speaker 2 (02:01:50):
Like the pop rots you were liking up behind.

Speaker 1 (02:01:52):
I really I thought we had so many that I.

Speaker 2 (02:01:56):
Really made me feel like you sleep with a handgun.
It's gone down.

Speaker 1 (02:02:00):
So it was because we had our special three sixty
cameras and we still haven't done anything with that footage yet.
We will.

Speaker 2 (02:02:09):
Well, guys, you too, Danny, I love you boy.

Speaker 3 (02:02:14):
Bonfire six o'clock on that channel.

Speaker 1 (02:02:17):
Yeah, it's finished. The homework, you dog right Commed Central,
Comedy Central, what radio radio?

Speaker 8 (02:02:23):
Right?

Speaker 13 (02:02:23):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:02:23):
Okay, there goes dance.

Speaker 3 (02:02:24):
So let's say hi to Brian and Charlotte.

Speaker 28 (02:02:26):
Brian, Okay, I was on the same page as you.
I liked Billions and I think it was Paul Giami's
dramatic overuck, and that turned me off to it.

Speaker 1 (02:02:38):
He tends to over overactive time Jimani. Yeah, that Giamani.

Speaker 13 (02:02:41):
But I've never seen an attorney general.

Speaker 28 (02:02:43):
That angry at my.

Speaker 3 (02:02:47):
Well, he's getting the ship beat out of him at home,
so you know, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:02:52):
What movie? He was great in The Negotiator, remember that?
Come on? He Samuel Jackson.

Speaker 3 (02:03:00):
I don't think I ever Sawgotiator.

Speaker 2 (02:03:02):
Paul jim Money was great in that. That's probably was
his first big movie.

Speaker 9 (02:03:06):
Yeah, we're supposed to talk about the guy down the hall,
but he was also amazing in private parts.

Speaker 1 (02:03:11):
Yeah, yeah, he was great and private he was Howard's
boss there, right, Yeah, the Negotiators with Spacey and us.
I don't think I ever saw that movie.

Speaker 2 (02:03:19):
Oh you gotta watch this. I'm jealous wrong with.

Speaker 1 (02:03:23):
It, was Leam. I was wrong, Huh, I was wrong. Yes, congratulations, Maggie,
you are free to go, Inspector. Fuck you very much,
thank you, thank you, signing, all right, let my paper go,
Come on, man, give up, Chrish Jesus Christ, I'm telling

(02:03:45):
you that movie is gonna check it out.

Speaker 2 (02:03:46):
He reminds me of Durosa too, and that really and
that movie definitely.

Speaker 1 (02:03:51):
That's funny. All right, Brian, thanks for the phone call.
Let me say I appreciate. Let's go to Tim and Pittsburgh.
Tim go ahead, Hey, Obi, how you doing good man?

Speaker 13 (02:04:01):
Hey?

Speaker 17 (02:04:01):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (02:04:02):
You know, you remember in the movies, like in the eighties,
when a kid would have his divorced parents and they'd
have a nice moment. The kid would smile because he'd
think they're getting back together.

Speaker 29 (02:04:10):
Yeah, every time you talked Anthony on the.

Speaker 1 (02:04:17):
It's so nice.

Speaker 13 (02:04:18):
My wife's looking at me, She's like, why are you
smiling like that?

Speaker 29 (02:04:21):
You idiots.

Speaker 13 (02:04:21):
I'm like, oh, you don't understand.

Speaker 2 (02:04:25):
I know what to talk about.

Speaker 1 (02:04:26):
It's uh, certainly, we we both enjoy that absolutely, and
there's definitely, uh, there's definitely.

Speaker 3 (02:04:35):
Let's just say there's definitely. But what's strange about that?

Speaker 1 (02:04:39):
I gotta confess, me and Aunt still haven't seen each
other face to face.

Speaker 3 (02:04:43):
And that's why, and it's not and then people like
look at me, like, what the fuck? It's on both
of us.

Speaker 5 (02:04:49):
It's rumored that it's going to happen in April tenth
at the commerce. That's the rumor streets. I'm talking to you, Aunt.

Speaker 3 (02:04:56):
The Village Underground is coming one day.

Speaker 5 (02:04:58):
I think that's what's gonna happen. I think this Monday
and underground. That's why you're going to see each other.

Speaker 1 (02:05:02):
Look, we know each other very well, and it's still
like the place will be rupped. Like we could handle
these phone calls, doing radio with each other, text every
once in a while, but the face to face still
has not happened, and we're both absolutely avoiding it.

Speaker 2 (02:05:17):
The place will be rupped.

Speaker 1 (02:05:19):
Isn't that weird? Yes, yeah, it's weird. It's time to
do it Monday.

Speaker 2 (02:05:23):
I personally hope it never happens because I'm doing great here.

Speaker 13 (02:05:30):
All that.

Speaker 1 (02:05:30):
You don't get pushed out.

Speaker 2 (02:05:31):
I think it sucks when you guys talk. Oh you'll
be so good. I know it's you and your food.

Speaker 1 (02:05:39):
Dude. When he was talking, I was by the door
with all my ship in my hand.

Speaker 2 (02:05:43):
Don't talk about food trucks somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (02:05:45):
See you later, fat boy?

Speaker 11 (02:05:48):
Sup?

Speaker 1 (02:05:48):
What gives a ful doorstop?

Speaker 2 (02:05:53):
I felt it? You felt The winds have changed. I'm
looking at them right. And he's the favorite thing I hate,
Carl hating you guys nervous as another fucker. You want
too much.

Speaker 1 (02:06:11):
There's things and thank you he rock. I was right. Well, Tim,
thanks for the phone calls. Keep up the good work. Yeah,
we'll try to do a few more of those calls.
And uh right away. If you didn't listen, yeah, Anthony
called in to talk about Barry Manilow and Tippy Tom
from the whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:06:26):
Listen to the replay. It was a very good call today.

Speaker 1 (02:06:28):
Any Rock there you go, I said it. Pepsi pulls out,
accused of trivializing black lives matter.

Speaker 3 (02:06:34):
Black lives matter. Of course that was a Black lives matter,
but they weren't brave enough to go all.

Speaker 5 (02:06:40):
In with it.

Speaker 2 (02:06:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:06:41):
But if here's the thing, you can't take a real
situation where like people talking about, like a real social
fucking situation where a black person did something in this
in the same scenario, and then replace it with a
Kardashian right, and think people won't beef not a Kardashian Well,
a Jenner, a Jenner, white girls, supermodel, Yeah, white girls
with model what of your own racial movie?

Speaker 2 (02:07:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:07:02):
And she rips off her platinum fucking wig and then
goes out and joins the protesters and hands the officer
and then everything's good.

Speaker 5 (02:07:10):
Black women really black men ain't really angry about this.
Black women to be more pissed off about this, Right,
It's like, now you're going to take us where we
our spot in history and replace us with this white bitch.

Speaker 1 (02:07:23):
Fuck you, PEPSI, I'm drinking coke. But it was obviously
it as a Black Lives Matter protest that you were
sort of hinting at there in the commercial. I hated it.
It was stupid, stupid, just a sign of unity.

Speaker 2 (02:07:36):
It's like you're trying too hard.

Speaker 1 (02:07:38):
I feel bad for her.

Speaker 2 (02:07:41):
There's a lot of pressure.

Speaker 1 (02:07:41):
Listen to old clips of Ivanka Trump and there's a
couple that she was on with Howard back in the day.
She was loose, yea cool as fuck, a little naughty, right,
And now I don't know who this broad is. I
think I think some talks happened behind the scenes and
said we got to get her to finishing school. She
talks like a fucking robot. She has no personality whatsoever.

(02:08:05):
That's how she talks perfectly. Go and watch some clips
when she was on Howard back in the day, right,
it is a different She almost looked like a party girl,
laughing and giggling at the edgy humor and.

Speaker 3 (02:08:18):
Ship that they were talking about they were talking about
dating women.

Speaker 1 (02:08:21):
I believe that. And now she's like my pa. Every
word is pronounced perfectly and it's monotoned. I feel bad
for her. I don't think she knows who the fuck
she is.

Speaker 4 (02:08:30):
Are you buying the rumor that they're trying to groom
her for the first lady role Mlanie is not doing
with it?

Speaker 1 (02:08:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:08:36):
Sure, yeah, that she'll take over those responsibilituations and responsibilities
because Malanie is not going to do it, because it's.

Speaker 1 (02:08:42):
Real social responsibilities. You pretty much run the wine house
and the tours and the Easter eggs and creation.

Speaker 2 (02:08:50):
Yeah, I know Malania wasn't doing that.

Speaker 6 (02:08:52):
Mlania's Eastern European. She just wants a bunch of slaves
in gold. I mean, she doesn't want to deal with
wait am I Eastern European.

Speaker 1 (02:09:00):
On zero point one percent sub Saharan And that part
of me was piste off of that Pepsi commercial.

Speaker 6 (02:09:08):
Brot least Saharaan you when you had a jeep in
nineteen eighty eight, bro try that ship Sar.

Speaker 2 (02:09:14):
That's in his blood. It's in his blood. Come on,
he's you can't shake it.

Speaker 3 (02:09:17):
What did you say, Carl, I was texting.

Speaker 1 (02:09:18):
It like shit is canceled, throwing daggers. I told you
I felt it. Let me just finish this.

Speaker 2 (02:09:33):
I'm in hell.

Speaker 1 (02:09:34):
He wasn't talk about the best hot talk in Jersey.
Kids Up the fuck? He call me tomorrow, said, can
I just do plugs.

Speaker 2 (02:09:41):
Right now and go go to recent time specialties? I
can tell you stories and when I.

Speaker 1 (02:09:46):
Used to be on the Open Show. Do you agree
with me about Ivarka one hundred percent? Because when she
talks like this, this woman is a torture to something.

Speaker 13 (02:09:56):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (02:09:56):
I know she's worth seven hundred million with her and
her husband. Jesus, I know.

Speaker 2 (02:10:00):
She's a different person now, bro stop talking like a
soccer mom. She's I believe that she's strong enough, smart
enough to be in that role.

Speaker 1 (02:10:06):
Though.

Speaker 2 (02:10:06):
I think she could take the pressure up the ship
they put it on her.

Speaker 5 (02:10:09):
She she just came out of finishing school and we
don't we barely recognize the eye speaking.

Speaker 1 (02:10:13):
I feel like they said this one is too wild.
We got to get her fucking finished.

Speaker 2 (02:10:18):
We got to polish her up, probably something like that.

Speaker 5 (02:10:21):
I believe the whole time that Avanka would have a
bigger role in this whole thing than Malania always do that.

Speaker 3 (02:10:27):
Just just listen to her next time.

Speaker 1 (02:10:29):
She talks very monotone and her mouth moves because she's
pronouncing every word perfectly. Fel right, she's to be cool, man.

Speaker 3 (02:10:37):
I don't know stump brains on the line, let's talk
to him.

Speaker 1 (02:10:40):
Yeah, but they've already pulled the Pepsi. Pepsi's got to
assume that there was gonna be all sorts.

Speaker 2 (02:10:44):
Of they're dumb.

Speaker 5 (02:10:46):
I don't know who's in the marketing room from Pepsi,
but you need more ethnicities in there, stupid.

Speaker 3 (02:10:50):
How are they dumb if everyone's talking about pepsi today?

Speaker 1 (02:10:53):
Because what you want in the end is it?

Speaker 2 (02:10:55):
Dude, I'll fucking do you want to protest? You want
a hashtagers? Hey, Pepsi?

Speaker 4 (02:10:59):
All you have to do is compare to the Coke
ad from you know, fifty years ago, and you see
that Pepsi was way off the mark of what they
were trying to do, way off.

Speaker 1 (02:11:06):
About this, I hate the Kardashians, Okay, okay, right, I
mean I hate that fucking commercial me too. I think
Bruce still has a dick, yes, and I'll still walk
down that hall and grab at pepsi, no problem. Yeah,
I like Pepsi over coke. I like one of the
rare ones.

Speaker 2 (02:11:22):
I like pepsi over coke.

Speaker 1 (02:11:24):
Of course I knew I liked you.

Speaker 2 (02:11:25):
I'm old school like that. I like know coke.

Speaker 1 (02:11:28):
I like pepsy over coke.

Speaker 2 (02:11:30):
Always.

Speaker 3 (02:11:31):
You want to talk about the best soft drinking?

Speaker 1 (02:11:33):
Mean you know what? I'm monked in.

Speaker 30 (02:11:35):
I just try to think, all right, yeah, pepsi, pepsi.
I uh, let's say, how to stop praying?

Speaker 2 (02:11:48):
Stop praying?

Speaker 1 (02:11:49):
What's up, buddy?

Speaker 13 (02:11:50):
Well?

Speaker 29 (02:11:50):
Two things? Well, you missed a couple of important things
about the Pepsi commercial. Yes that if you watch it
without the prejudice from these social media it's a love story.
It's and there's plenty of different races and ethnics. As
he's in there, it opens up with the guy in
the roof playing the damn cello and he sees a
march and it's not about Black lives matter. It's people

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talking about love. Read the signs talking about peace, and
only a couple people hold up their hands in the
hands up, don't shoot motif. But that was now we know,
a disproved narrative. It didn't never happen. And he walks
past a photo shoot, right because he decides I'm going
to get in this protest, right, and he's marching with
the people and he looks and he sees the photo shoot,

(02:12:33):
and he sees the hot, hot woman, and he gives
her a wink and kind of a come on, and
so she's like, yeah, I'm in there. Takes off the wig,
wipes off the makeup, walks with the guy, kind of
going back and forth, gonna impress him, grabs the PEPSI
fist bumps the guy with the can in her hand
and hands it to the mall cops. Those weren't even cops.
They didn't have guns, they didn't have riot gear. I

(02:12:54):
don't know what you guys are watching, but this was
a love story right down on TV.

Speaker 1 (02:12:59):
Ooh ooh, your fucking rom com.

Speaker 29 (02:13:02):
Boom, they stay outrage, great outrage on this.

Speaker 5 (02:13:07):
Well, first of all, they took it from real life,
because the actual protest that actually gave one of a
real cop a beverage during a protest, and that's what
they pulled it from.

Speaker 1 (02:13:15):
As soon as I saw it, I sad. In the
first place I saw Black Lives Matter. I don't give
a fuck what the signs are saying and all that shit.
This is all about black lives.

Speaker 2 (02:13:23):
I don't care how you wrongly cast it.

Speaker 5 (02:13:25):
The final commercial, I agree with all people stole the
idea from a real situation and took all the black
people out.

Speaker 29 (02:13:32):
No, there's plenty of black people in there.

Speaker 2 (02:13:34):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Out of the lead role, motherfucker.

Speaker 29 (02:13:38):
So now we're back to the Oscars for twenty fifteen,
where there aren't enough black people in the lead roles.

Speaker 1 (02:13:43):
Is that where this is? Just throw all out.

Speaker 2 (02:13:45):
Doug Benson's here.

Speaker 1 (02:13:50):
House and I'll take it anyway.

Speaker 3 (02:13:55):
I got a few minutes left, but Doug Benson will
be back.

Speaker 11 (02:13:57):
Yeah, just quickly.

Speaker 29 (02:14:00):
On Ivanka, I'm still he rocks totally wrong on the
first Lady thing. Ivanka was all over today with.

Speaker 1 (02:14:08):
The Queen of Jordans.

Speaker 29 (02:14:11):
Yeah, doing the first lady stuff at the schools, doing
the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (02:14:15):
And that's that was what royalty? She did it?

Speaker 9 (02:14:18):
What what?

Speaker 5 (02:14:19):
What?

Speaker 2 (02:14:19):
When when she just going to a school by herself
with no queen.

Speaker 9 (02:14:23):
I just watched when she did a speech the other week.

Speaker 29 (02:14:26):
She did a speech about women.

Speaker 1 (02:14:28):
And I'm a charade.

Speaker 3 (02:14:30):
When the broad from Somalia comes to town.

Speaker 1 (02:14:32):
You're not gonna see exactly exactly Mondo.

Speaker 5 (02:14:37):
Oh really, a royal family came and she got interested
in do tail swapping, fucking recipes for necklaces.

Speaker 1 (02:14:44):
Oh my god, I agree. I agree with Hope. Everything
a stunt praying. Don't you find Ivanka a little strange
when she talks and she's monotone and she almost it's
almost like she was went to finishing school or something.

Speaker 29 (02:14:59):
Yeah, you want her to be real because she she
used to. She used the data guy, the son of
a guy played golf with and he was a big
party guy back in college. So uh and though you're
right about those old cern tapes, a different person. But
she's she's had three kids. Now, you said she's now
a member of society. She's the first daughter. Somebody had
to talk with her, you know, they said, hey, straighten

(02:15:20):
up and fly right. You can't you can't be what
you were.

Speaker 1 (02:15:23):
But dad didn't get that's super serious.

Speaker 15 (02:15:25):
On the Apprentice, he let her talk a lot on
the Apprentice, right, and she started acting like a businesswoman then. Yeah,
so it's been a little she's been training for a
little while.

Speaker 3 (02:15:33):
It's strange, man, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:15:35):
There's something he replaced.

Speaker 29 (02:15:37):
Carolyn Keptscher with her, and so yeah, they had to
make her a business woman. That's a good call, Doug, excellent.

Speaker 3 (02:15:43):
More importantly, Stumpering, what's that bottle of wine you sent me? Yes,
we couldn't read the label.

Speaker 29 (02:15:48):
The second one. Uh, that's an It was an eighty
eight puliac rough Child.

Speaker 1 (02:15:55):
How much does that worth?

Speaker 9 (02:15:56):
I have no idea.

Speaker 29 (02:15:57):
These were These were gifts and we're like, we're we'll
say this for a special occasion and we're just finally
closing on the apartment're like, well, we got to crack
one of these. So which one?

Speaker 1 (02:16:07):
I don't think that's important enough.

Speaker 2 (02:16:08):
That's why I came by for some expensive wine.

Speaker 1 (02:16:12):
Cut the hell down here Monday, Monday, six minutes left.

Speaker 29 (02:16:17):
Come out Monday in time for the big night down town.

Speaker 6 (02:16:22):
Okay, so Stumpering, there's a there's a wine opener that
they sell that I have. I wish I knew the
name of it, and now I'm sure Paul find it.
What it is is it's powered by CO two and
it has a medical syringe in it. Wow, And you
put the medical syringe into the cork right and then
it puts gas in it, so you could just take
out a little bit of the wine or a cup,
and then when you pull the syringe out, it seals

(02:16:42):
the bottle back up so you can drink.

Speaker 2 (02:16:44):
That's what I do. It's super super big wines, so
it's unbliable, it is, but it's good. You're another use
for a syringe.

Speaker 1 (02:16:54):
But you can notice a glass of wines missing.

Speaker 6 (02:16:57):
But it's only for your that way for you, so
you don't have the the whole bottle bottles. I say
what you say, the bottles three grand that way. If
you want a nice try it right.

Speaker 3 (02:17:05):
Nothing worse.

Speaker 1 (02:17:06):
When you do have a real nice bottle and it's open,
you're like, fuck, you gotta do it. You do the
whole the whole thing, or oh this is great. No,
that's not it. That's is that?

Speaker 5 (02:17:14):
It?

Speaker 13 (02:17:15):
So?

Speaker 29 (02:17:15):
Which one of those should I open?

Speaker 2 (02:17:17):
I wouldn't open either of them. I don't think they're
at their prime yet, to be honest.

Speaker 11 (02:17:20):
With you, seriously.

Speaker 29 (02:17:22):
Eighty eight and eighty six.

Speaker 2 (02:17:23):
They're going through the roof, man.

Speaker 6 (02:17:25):
I mean those are bottles, and you know you're going
if they're if their quarks are nice, if the quarks
look good, and everything just don't touch them.

Speaker 29 (02:17:31):
They've been horizontal and then a closet for you know,
twenty years, twenty five years.

Speaker 31 (02:17:36):
Just like very man allow.

Speaker 1 (02:17:42):
Long ago.

Speaker 2 (02:17:47):
If he gets the fucking show promo, I'm going to
kill you guys.

Speaker 1 (02:17:54):
Today. I can't believe he walks in it, gets the
fun show.

Speaker 2 (02:18:01):
Off the bench. Hello, separate anything else?

Speaker 18 (02:18:05):
You good?

Speaker 1 (02:18:06):
That's it.

Speaker 29 (02:18:07):
Just watch keep an eye on serious. Something's going to
go down. We're not going to let kids die, So
they're going to do something there and then.

Speaker 3 (02:18:15):
And then what's Russia going to do?

Speaker 29 (02:18:17):
Well? Nikki Haley called out Russian stared him down in
the Security Council today. It was one of the great
moments ever. She basically nailed them, looked them straight in
the eye and said, Russia is not Basically you're not helping.
And you heard us from the side. The Russian investor
ain't pleased. But you can't let twenty five kids get
gassed in the whole world watching on Facebook and not

(02:18:40):
do something.

Speaker 2 (02:18:41):
Exactly and say something.

Speaker 5 (02:18:43):
Don't go into a fucking campaign mode, right, talk about
what's the issue at hand, right, So.

Speaker 29 (02:18:49):
Just keep an eye on that. North Korea is not
a problem. That missile went, what thirty feet not a
big deal.

Speaker 3 (02:18:55):
So we don't have to worry about North Korea for
a while.

Speaker 29 (02:18:58):
No, not for another week.

Speaker 1 (02:18:59):
And then what did I used to say that we're
being run by an idiot or something?

Speaker 29 (02:19:02):
An idiot? They called Trump an idiot. Basically said he's
in an embarrassment and and we will laugh at you.

Speaker 1 (02:19:09):
Jesus.

Speaker 2 (02:19:10):
They're not serious until you got a goat reference.

Speaker 1 (02:19:12):
You know, we'll see you, dirty goat.

Speaker 2 (02:19:14):
That's when you know they're serious. I know one thing
Trump is there was about dropping them bombs on them.

Speaker 29 (02:19:20):
I'm still back at horizontal and in the closet, thank
you with.

Speaker 1 (02:19:23):
Barry fucking Benson came in with that aluminum bat today
one swing. What was that thing?

Speaker 15 (02:19:31):
We just saw something on the TV where some girl
with the make America Great hat again somebody master or something.

Speaker 2 (02:19:38):
Yeah, Berkeley, California.

Speaker 29 (02:19:40):
That by before when when Milo was out there, she
was standing out there as the riots were going on
and people measter and I know there's been some suits
and arrest so maybe that's come up. I didn't see
the news on that one.

Speaker 1 (02:19:52):
I know they're comparing it to the Pepsi commercials, so
that they're thinking if they just handed over pepsi, things
would have been okay in Berkeley.

Speaker 29 (02:19:58):
Oh, thank god. Yeah, that's what would have fixed it.
So there was one other thing, Nivia, Nivia got screwed
on something. They had a commercial that they had to
pull too in conjunction with that. It said something like
positively white right or something, and they had to take
that whole add down.

Speaker 2 (02:20:14):
Who did that?

Speaker 29 (02:20:16):
Nivia?

Speaker 1 (02:20:16):
Oh Na, all right, there's stump break. Come comebine and
see us soon.

Speaker 29 (02:20:22):
Yeah, looking good on Monday. It depends on when we
finally get this close done and then I'll be there
to cause trouble.

Speaker 3 (02:20:27):
Oh beautiful, We'll be good to see you. How's your
nephew doing with the tennis?

Speaker 2 (02:20:30):
Yeah? Come.

Speaker 29 (02:20:32):
There's a huge story called big Man Tennis on YouTube
if you want to see. It was him and John I.
Isner playing. Oh, it's a nice profile. And he's going
to play in Houston at the river Oaks Clay Court
Tournament on the starting on the tent. So he's he's
moving and grooving.

Speaker 3 (02:20:47):
Two And how tall is John Isner?

Speaker 29 (02:20:50):
They're both six well Riley seven feet, but they're both
six eleven in the books.

Speaker 1 (02:20:55):
That's crazy. Damn, that's unbelievable.

Speaker 29 (02:20:57):
Yeah, is there's been top twenty four years. Say he
was number one American for years two and right. He's
taken Riley under his wing.

Speaker 2 (02:21:05):
So it's amazing, Right, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:21:08):
Yeah, all right, thank you stump Brain.

Speaker 29 (02:21:10):
Thanks you guys see him all right.

Speaker 1 (02:21:11):
I know there's something else I want to ask him,
but I can't remember. Now. Fuck that kid, huh that
motherfucker that's his his nephew, the tennis guy. Uh yeah,
that kid can hit that ball. Yeah, and he's still
you know, he's still learning. So he's six eleven seven
foot now, it is what stump brain saying, how is he?
He's like, uh, what did he tell us seventeen eighteen nineteen?

(02:21:34):
Maybe somewhere around there. Yeah, so did you We got
to do this one story and most of us are
going to laugh for asses off.

Speaker 2 (02:21:42):
Uh uh what is it?

Speaker 1 (02:21:45):
Got?

Speaker 3 (02:21:45):
A World War two vet comes out as a trendy at.

Speaker 14 (02:21:49):
A that's great ninety dude, Oh my god, race, thank you,
thank you that fuck you.

Speaker 1 (02:22:01):
I know it's the greatest generation and all that.

Speaker 3 (02:22:03):
But if you don't find that funny, there's something wrong
with looks.

Speaker 1 (02:22:07):
At that all white man like that control all white
men look like old lesbians. Look at the look at
the chandeliers hanging from those dead years.

Speaker 2 (02:22:22):
Oh my god, it's Franklin.

Speaker 1 (02:22:26):
Franklin, you can laugh right.

Speaker 2 (02:22:32):
I don't know if it's that funny.

Speaker 1 (02:22:34):
I love I love old people.

Speaker 2 (02:22:36):
I love all people turned into trannies. And ship that's
the look at the face. I mean, good for him,
but her, you animal her.

Speaker 3 (02:22:45):
I'm Patricia Davis. I'm ninety years old.

Speaker 2 (02:22:48):
Can we hear her talk? Please?

Speaker 1 (02:22:50):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (02:22:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (02:22:51):
I am Patricia Day. Yes, I'm ninety years old. I know,
and so the age of three that I was in body?

Speaker 2 (02:23:07):
Why do the World War II that has proved that you.

Speaker 3 (02:23:13):
Never too old to change your life?

Speaker 15 (02:23:16):
I mean I agree that's therefore to be inspirational, not
to be laughed at.

Speaker 1 (02:23:20):
Oh you gotta laugh at things.

Speaker 2 (02:23:22):
I personally think that I think it's too old. I
think it's no.

Speaker 20 (02:23:25):
I never.

Speaker 5 (02:23:28):
You don't know who she was waiting to die for
to come out. Maybe it was a parent or a spouse.
Don't maybe didn't want to abverage his spouse. Don't confuse
it to I think it's great that this is happening,
So she would I would imagine if you make it

(02:23:50):
to ninety. The genitalia just it's a mess down there.

Speaker 2 (02:23:53):
Who what you are?

Speaker 3 (02:23:54):
It starts blending. You don't know if it's a penis
or vagiant.

Speaker 2 (02:23:57):
You don't know if it's fingers or fuck it.

Speaker 1 (02:24:00):
It's a bunch of junk down there, the fucking skin yard.
But I'm sure he who's now a she? I don't
know if she's doing it for the sexual angle here?
But is she is? She?

Speaker 13 (02:24:12):
Like?

Speaker 2 (02:24:12):
Does she get her dick taken off? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:24:14):
So then she says, an old an old lady with
a dick.

Speaker 2 (02:24:16):
At ninety and fell off at ninety. You could take
your own time. It's bellcrow by that time. Just put
it in your pocket, right to stretch the skin, Just put.

Speaker 1 (02:24:26):
It in your pocket. Right, let's push play.

Speaker 8 (02:24:28):
In this atmosphere, people did not understand what twenty end was,
and also the medical profession didn't really understand it because
the treatment during the nineteen fifties right through to thirty reasonably,

(02:24:49):
I think bost it could be that crick shop treatment.

Speaker 5 (02:24:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's a little things sad, right, that's the
reason to stay in closet.

Speaker 1 (02:24:58):
But can we laugh at the fact that, uh, she
looks like Danny DeVito is the penguin.

Speaker 2 (02:25:05):
When she dies, of the penguins gonna come and carry
it down into the water. That's a good, but that
it doesn't make you look.

Speaker 1 (02:25:23):
Like the water man.

Speaker 2 (02:25:23):
You're just ugly.

Speaker 1 (02:25:24):
I'm happy for.

Speaker 2 (02:25:25):
I'm happy when the whole life good.

Speaker 3 (02:25:27):
I got, I got the open mind. But I also
want to be able to laugh at this ship.

Speaker 1 (02:25:32):
Right, I love it. I mean, yeah, she's taking estrogen.

Speaker 31 (02:25:37):
Now, what's what's going to happen?

Speaker 2 (02:25:38):
That's just life doing that.

Speaker 31 (02:25:39):
I have a million questions, right because it goes on
to say that, right, but they spell estrogen weird. I've
never spelt it right.

Speaker 2 (02:25:49):
Oh my god? Yeah right? Is there always an O
in front?

Speaker 3 (02:25:52):
I never saw it as an O in front?

Speaker 1 (02:25:54):
I think that might be Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:25:56):
Now she's taking Paul's behind me oestrogen?

Speaker 1 (02:26:01):
Yeah yeah, and living as a woman. Yeah, good for Patricia.

Speaker 31 (02:26:06):
But what's that going to do? What's what's that going
to change? If she takes estrogen? Like sho just be like,
let's no mustache.

Speaker 1 (02:26:12):
Yeah, let's hair. I guess, let's mustache? Uh yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:26:16):
And ninety.

Speaker 1 (02:26:18):
R and her and her uh I guess ex wife
is no longer with us. Oh yeah, yes, so embarrassment
in eighty seventh.

Speaker 2 (02:26:28):
But the wife's gone, she's ready to dance.

Speaker 1 (02:26:30):
Yeah, get in the game.

Speaker 22 (02:26:32):
She took that Battle of the Bulls real, seriously, he was,
he was was that World War two battle too far?

Speaker 2 (02:26:51):
Good for her, of course, good good for her.

Speaker 1 (02:26:55):
I don't want to confuse you.

Speaker 2 (02:26:56):
Still reading the old trans people, trans people.

Speaker 3 (02:27:00):
I can't this humor in there, right, guys Vagina old training.

Speaker 1 (02:27:06):
Yes, I guess we can say it.

Speaker 2 (02:27:08):
Well, that's bad. What No, it's bad to say. I
think a restaurant to.

Speaker 1 (02:27:17):
I think. I think it is sad that you knew
at the age of three, and obviously society wasn't gonna
allow her to do anything about that until recently.

Speaker 2 (02:27:26):
Life sucks. Yeah, sometimes learn how to lose.

Speaker 5 (02:27:29):
Well, you can't even be you. It's like, what the fuck?
Look at the you she wanted to be the who kids?
I mean, I ain't never seen the bit she had
ninety years on the planet first time. I was so
her life wouldn't affect me in any.

Speaker 2 (02:27:40):
Way, of course, not so go for it.

Speaker 1 (02:27:44):
Gave me a good chuckle.

Speaker 5 (02:27:46):
If she went a little taste, a little dingling in
her mouth, would you go for it, would give it
a little way?

Speaker 2 (02:27:51):
She tastes a little dingling in her mouth, would you
give a little take what she goes out?

Speaker 1 (02:27:55):
If all the teeth come out?

Speaker 2 (02:27:56):
Yeah, all the teeth already. Yeah, no teeth. It's fine,
and it's just a little squid mouth a little date.
Let it get a little taste to get back with
your My grandmama taught me that.

Speaker 1 (02:28:10):
World War two hero Come on.

Speaker 2 (02:28:12):
Yes, all right, Well, Dougie, was good.

Speaker 3 (02:28:16):
To see you for five minutes.

Speaker 2 (02:28:17):
That was great. If you guys have heard people listening,
if you've heard the entire.

Speaker 15 (02:28:21):
Show and don't need to hear the replay, because I
recommend the replay, But if you don't need to hear
the replay of this show, flip over to Comedy Central
Radio and I'm on the bonfire in a couple of minutes. Yeah,
that's why I came by, and I heard so too
would come in, So I was like, well, I'm going
to go into It's a new world up here if
you just come in when you feel like it.

Speaker 2 (02:28:41):
Yeah, I kind of like that.

Speaker 1 (02:28:43):
People are just coming and going pop feeling in here.
But definitely either get this show on demand or listen
to replay because we did a phone call with Anthony
today the six to one. It was really good. It
was a lot of fun. And Doug, you're back tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:28:58):
I'll come in tomorrow with Rich Vaws.

Speaker 3 (02:29:02):
Mark Norman, I believe one minute ago seand.

Speaker 2 (02:29:06):
What do you Yes? Monday, don't forget Monday.

Speaker 5 (02:29:08):
Monday Baby is gonna be a reunion of Opient Ant
at the Comedy Seller.

Speaker 2 (02:29:12):
What I'm calling it, I'm gonna go ahead and call it.

Speaker 1 (02:29:16):
I don't know that's what all right, Maybe it's any
what you want.

Speaker 5 (02:29:18):
I don't know what white people are really thinking, but
I'm gonna try to get white people together.

Speaker 1 (02:29:21):
But that would be a good way to do it.

Speaker 15 (02:29:23):
Actually, if you're face to face on stage with microphones,
you can tell jokes and have fun with it.

Speaker 2 (02:29:27):
You don't have to have that real conversation that you're
both afraid to have.

Speaker 5 (02:29:30):
They're both avoided, Yes, they're both avoiding, but.

Speaker 2 (02:29:32):
At least you be face to face finally, and don't
forget to an eleventh a helium, Helium, I'm on PM show.
Get you tickets now, you rock.

Speaker 1 (02:29:39):
We run out of time.

Speaker 2 (02:29:40):
You just hit that thing.

Speaker 3 (02:29:41):
I don't care quick you might run out of time.

Speaker 2 (02:29:44):
Come to Marie and Times Specialties and shot them.

Speaker 1 (02:29:46):
Popstunner and Madison follow me on Instagram some board chef. Yes,
I didn't like the Obed call in first person.

Speaker 5 (02:29:52):
I didn't like that Anthony call when he called it
animates you uncomfortable, not I didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (02:29:57):
The Hopie Radio Show now over.

Speaker 5 (02:30:01):
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Speaker 1 (02:30:04):
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