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December 26, 2025 96 mins
The day after Christmas gets brutally honest and hilariously gross. Tony P reveals how a fresh bathroom dump (no shower) completely killed his holiday bedroom hopes—his wife shut him down cold. Ron confesses to a hamstring-cramping, sink-clogging vomit explosion after beer, pasta, mushrooms, and double-bowl vanilla ice cream overload. Opie and the crew roast marriage smells, Joe Rogan’s three-week vacation, and why natural scents ruin romance. Raw, savage, laugh-out-loud chaos—your boring holiday stories just got obliterated. Hit play if you can handle the truth about post-Christmas disasters.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Talking about the price of gas. You understand the price
of gases. I paid two eighty five.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh, good for you. You paid two eighty five for gas,
Tony pay you gotta leave in mat Man. Good morning, everybody,
Welcome to the Opie Radio Podcast. Yes, yes, yes, we're
live a day after Christmas.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Know why?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Because you need entertainment while everyone else takes weeks off
from doing this because this is hard work. Every why
I need to take two weeks off? Well, why would
you take two weeks off? If if this is what
you do for a living? Could someone explain this to me?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
People don't like their friends.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
This is this is not a real job, although you
know there was a time. Maybe I try to take
it a lot of it, so.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
I think, I think, yes, yes, I think the big
podcasters they're all off to like January sixth, right, they're
all off of like three weeks.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Because this is so tough. Ron This is tough, you know,
it's really it's really tough to turn on camera or
turn on a microphone and just babble for an hour
for your fan base. Oh my god, it takes so
what work does it take?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:08):
But I'll be that that means Joe Rogan has been
off the airwaves. He's gonna be almost off of three weeks.
Joe Rogan's not going to be back till January sixth.
Who's who's gonna talk about.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
The aliens living under.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
The pyramids having augies with with the Atlantians who survived.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Look, Ron, I uh, I enjoy it a little bit.
But I have this to say to Joe Rogan today.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
We get it, he's gone full nuclear.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
We get it, Joe.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
But here's my here's my hot take on that. He's
he's really.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Seen the light with Trump.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Oh, here comes Tony and he's like, I think he's
just talking about aliens now like every.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Like whether you love or hate uh Trump? Ignore Tony
p right now, and whether your love or hate Trump
right now? You know, Joe Rogan was insanely disappointing when
he didn't push fucking Trump when he had him on
his podcast. That's that's what bothered me. You know, he's
supposed to be a freethinker man. I'm a freak thinker.

(02:18):
I'm the modern day philosopher man. And then he got
Trump in front of you. He should have pushed him
all the way to the wall and beyond and he didn't.
He kind of sucked up to Trump more than not.
And that kind of bothered me, you know, because Rogan
Rogan seems to be asking the good questions with his podcast,
but when it came to Trump, he didn't. He let

(02:39):
him skate on all sorts of stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Tody, you look like that guy that plant through those
bombs on Jay, right.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Right, right right, don't say that. Don't say that word.
But here we are the day after Christmas? My god,
how is everyone's Christmas?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Hold on? Hold on? As the only Jew? Yeah on
the panel?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, oh god?

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Let me ask, hey, you Christian kids, how was it
did you get calling your stocking?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Ron, I wanted to know you Christians do it well?

Speaker 6 (03:13):
First of all, I wanted to go to you first,
to be honest with you, because it was Christmas yesterday
and you are Jewish?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
So what what happens to the Jewish people on Christmas?
Do you just sit in a dark room all day
and just wait for the day to be over? Do
you do you leave your dark house to go get
Chinese food?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Like?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
What does a Jewish person do on Christmas? When you
know all around you is a celebration? Use celebration going
on everywhere.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
What you just described dark house, sitting in a dark house.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
You know we do that every day. What do you
mean we do that every day? We sit in the
duck conspiring.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Oh, conspiring because we're only crazy seven percent of the population,
so we have to maintain our power.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
But for real, what do you do? You can't turn
on the TV because there's Christmas all over the TV.
You can't go outside because there's Christmas lights all over
the place. You know, you're reminded how great Christmas is.
Christmas is greater than Honukkah. No offense to your religion,
but when it comes to the actual holidays, Honikah falls way.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Sure, brother, you have better marketing, marketing right, and you
have better movies.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Coco Cola invented Santa Claus. Did you know that?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well, that was the smartest thing ever because it knocks
out the religious angle of Christmas. I mean, we all
make believe it's a it's a religious holiday, but the
reality is, as soon as they introduced Santa Claus, it
wasn't a religious holiday to me anymore. It's about Santa Claus.
Jewish people need to get your own goddamn Santa.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Claus right, you sat command you gotta what, No, you
don't get it like Harry the Jews, the Jews, Harrynka
Harry John Lovet's.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Played a character.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't remember that.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
It was on the side of that live It was great.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Have yeah, you.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Guys have you guys have Santa Claus right, it only
have Honikah Harry.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
It doesn't compare. You guys have a fucking you.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Know, six foot spruce that smells like pine, right, and
we have a bush.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Well, let me let me explain where the bush came from,
because I finally figured it out. When they're selling Christmas
trees on every street quarter of New York City, they're
trimming the trees so US Christians can have a nice
tree in our house. And all those scraps just laying
in the gutter, you guys came along and made something
out of it. It's not even a gosh. You just
you just sweep that crap up and try to put

(05:57):
it together. That's your hon bush knows them right.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Look at the very Christmas Jesus Christ talk about propaganda.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
No, no, it's not that round I got you know, come.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
A lot later and just get the scraps.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I gotta. I got a few people in my family
that are half Jewish, and they'll leave it acknowledged that
we it's cute, but we celebrate Christmas. But happy, happy,
happy holidays, everybody.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh man, I have a question. Say grace yesterday? Did
you say grace before dinner?

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Me?

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Anybody? We're like half dinner sat Grace.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
No, it's Santa.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
You're right, God's gone away.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
No, that's why all kidding aside, that's why Christmas is
huge because soon as they invented the Santa Claus angle,
you know, then we didn't have to worry too much
about the religious stuff as much.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Well, Coca Cola invented Santa Claus because they weren't selling soda.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
In the winter, right, Is that real?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, that's the truth. The truth is, Coca Cola invented
Santa Claus. There was no fucking fat guy with rosy
cheeks and a fucking white beard.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Coca Cola did not come up with Santa Claus.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Cola in Santa I mean, there was, there was cocaine
in it, but.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Alright, wait, wait, wait, did Coca Cola invent Santa Claus? Oh,
invents Santa Clarada. My AI doesn't may I doesn't speak
the Long Island accent. All right, whatever, how are you, Tony?
Pay you good?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:41):
I'm good right now?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Man means done.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
She went to work.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, you know, she's just been giving me shit since yesterday. Yes,
Coca Cola invented Santa Claus by pharmacist doctor.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
John Styf Templeton.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
What year, uh, eighteen eighty six in Atlanta, Atlanta.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh no, that says Coca Cola was invented by a guy.
It didn't say Coca Cola invented.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
If Santa Claus would invent Atlanta, he'd be a brother.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, he would be.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
He and you'd be and instead of instead of cookies,
you'd be laying out fucking.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Lemma pep Lemma pepper chicken.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Wings, lemon Papa.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Soda they invented in nineteen thirty one. They invented the
modern image of Santa Claus. So no, they didn't invent them.
But the fat guy with the chubby rosie cheeks, they
invented that version of him.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
All right, listen to me. First of all, I was
gonna say the Dutch. I knew, I knew it was
the Dutch Santa Claus wasn't invented by a single person. Rather,
he is the result of centuries of cultural evolution, blending
a fourth century saint with Dutch folklore and nineteenth century
American art. But anyway, Tony, I heard you in there,

(09:00):
your wait, your wife is giving you crap on. You
said yesterday, Yesterday would be Christmas, that would be the
one day where everyone's at peace.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I would think everything was at peace. I did everything
that I needed to do. There was madness in my
house due to the dogs. We all know what's going
on with my dogs. So I woke up to that. Yeah,
you know, I took care of everything. I took care
of everything. There was nothing to be done. I shuffled
the in laws. I sat in traffic going out to

(09:28):
Long Island, which wasn't that terrible?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
You know.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I did everything that a husband should do. I wanted
one thing, Oh.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Didn't get it.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
At the end of the day, and I woke up
feeling some kind of way. I jumped out of fuck.
I couldn't even sleep. You know what, go you sit
in bed and you shit in your huff.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
You do that shit?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah right, Oh you're okay, Yeah, now.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
I'm good, Hapy.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Ron doesn't even know what I'm talking about. You're a
single man round you don't live this lifestyle.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Well, hold on, I don't because your wife do that too?
Does all women do that?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Does what my wife?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
No? We're we got kids.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
No, we're uh sadly we have a pretty healthy relationship. Ron,
But Tony, what what was the one thing you wanted?

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I wanted to fucking get laid man, That's all I wanted.
I wanted to get late and I got turned down.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Dude, you obviously don't have but that's the last thing
on our minds Christmas. To be honest with you.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Look, I don't have children.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
It would be it would be amazing, But when you
have kids, that's the last thing everything else.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
I have children.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Did you have a headache?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
No, she didn't have a headache.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
So why why it wasn't this accomplished?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
I can't get into it.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
It's that time of the month.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
That's gross.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
No, it wasn't that time of the month. I don't
red lights.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
You want to know what happened, Yes, just totally at home.
I went and took a ship and then you know,
she had to use the bathroom. So when she got
out of the bathroom. You know, I started playing Casanova
and she touched me. She's like, you know, you just
took a ship and killed the mood. I mean, I

(11:29):
didn't mean to kill the mood by taking a dump,
but I had to take a dump.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
That you went in after you married people do.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
This is what single people don't understand.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
No, you don't go.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Ron or you fucking go out with a girl. Even
if you're going out with a for months, you don't
live with that person and spend a consistent amount of
time with that person. You don't know if you love
that person or not because you don't know what that
person smells like.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
You get time.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I love has nothing to do with smell.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Well, no, it has everything to do with smell. I
have a whole thing about smells. I think one of
the reasons why the divorce rate is so high is
because everyone is hiding their natural sense with colognes and perfumes. Bitches.
The natural way is you you smell that smell, and
that's when you fall in love with somebody. But we're

(12:25):
falling in love because someone has a victorious, secret fucking
perfume that you like. I'm with you, Tony.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah, bro, these guys don't understand what it takes to
I'm with.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
You, Tony, you don't understand the perfume. The perfume business
is a multi probably trillion dollar business.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Yeah, get right, smell.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Smell is everything.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Nonsense.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Anything smell can be repulsive, right.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
And that's a business. Anything that is a business is
fucking nonsense. It has nothing to do with nate. It
detaches you from nature. There's no business in nature.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Let me take it from here. Because you're a dog owner, Tony.
So when my I walk my dog, right, he this
is his life. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Yo oh, I like
this over here, and then he goes, what is that
based on? That's based on a natural fucking scent that
dog is given off. And that's the problem with humans.
We should be walking around going yuck, yuck, yuck, but

(13:28):
all of a sudden, a yuck turns into ooh, what's
this because they're wearing some fancy perfume that turned on.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
You're right, because it's a multi billion dollar business.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Look at me simplifying life right there, bitches and Tony,
no offense. I know, I know your your wife's a
fan from the old days. She loved the car. She
loved the car. I'm on her side. You should have
known that that could have been a problem, my friend.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
You should have no, but it wasn't my you should
we immediately, We immediately came.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
In to take responsibility for your actions.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, even Vincus Scaramuzo, who I think he leans more
you than not Tony politically, he says, Jesus, you got
a shower after you want a shot?

Speaker 5 (14:12):
If you wanted to, if you if you wanted to
have relations with your wife on Christmas, you could have said, honey,
I'm going to take a quick shower and I'll be
right back.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Love you.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
You don't.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Listening.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
I'm not listening to Ron because Ron is not married.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Okay, so Ron, Ron.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Don't have to be married.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
No, no, no, you're out of the equation. Okay, you're removed.
I'm listening to you.

Speaker 7 (14:39):
Op.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Okay, I get it. Is Scarramuso. Is Scaramuso married man?

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, he's a married man, and I can't.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Well, then you know something, Thank you, guys. I think
I need to rethink my actions.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
When you when you were sitting caught your mind.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Hey, I could go take a shower and I can
have second.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
With my wife. That never caught your.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Mind when when you're when you were single, Tony, you
made sure you were in the right position, right, You
made sure you had a nice hair, crows.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
You're showered.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
You you gotta right.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
You got to do.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Everything on your end just in case. But all of
a sudden, if you're if you're dumping a hairy one
and you walk out of the fucking room and you're
probably in a little two bedroom apartment. Of course he
doesn't have any sound.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Excuse me, he owns a house.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
The house, same difference at the two bedroom.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
House, Tony. Let me ask you a question.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
This is important, and this goes to maybe why your
wife didn't want to have sex with you.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Do you have a bidet? Or do you or you just.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
So you have ship spread all over the inside of
your cheeks.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
All right, there's no way you all know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Your wife. Your wife did the right thing. Your wife.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
I don't go there, be careful with the with the
socialist hold on.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
So I have a question. Ron, you're a single guy.
You're a single guy. Uh, you go to work? You're
at work, right?

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:10):
What have you?

Speaker 4 (16:11):
You pinch your loaf?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
So a customer says, you know something, I want to
take you home with me.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
So what do you do? You shower at her place?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
So you just go fucking roll dog, stay, stay clear,
steer clearly, butto.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Well, no, no, that's why, that's why alcohol was invented
to get past some of those tough decisions.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
I'm drinking yesterday, including me.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
So maybe, yeah, maybe, hold on, I'm going to answer
your question. I'm gonna answer a question by this. It's
not my wife on Christmas Day. You're talking about picking
up a waitress who gives this ship. It's at a hotel,
but it's not my wife. Well, Christmas Day, this was

(16:53):
your wife deserves a shower from her husband.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Your wife deserves I shouldn't be talking about marriage or Christmas.
That's true, ron Tony of this conversation, Bro.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I love I love how we're having the Trump argument
in a different way today. I love it. I love it.
I love that we're having the Trump argument in a
different way today.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
I want to take you.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I want to take this for I. Yeah, Tony, look,
John Kurtz, dude, clean it up, quick shower, show a
little consideration. I just thought the day after Christmas that
we would have a lovely, a lovely podcast. But instead
we're talking about this, not your Christmas memories, not when

(17:39):
you're looking forward to in twenty twelve.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
You know, Christmas was good.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
We did I did over, I did the over the
river and through the woods. Yeah, I went over the bridge,
you know what I mean, over the river right, and
I went through the woods through Long Island. We went
to the inlaws house and I had a good time.
We had great conversation.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Drinks all right, yeah, let me let me let me
you know, the people need, they need to get in
on this drill bag. Love the drill bag. Ron's right though,
you don't tell the lady you're taking a dump. You see,
you need a shower. Tony blew up. I love Cold
Sea too, man, A happy New Year to you Cold See.
Tony blew up the bathroom and ruined his Christmas. See

(18:20):
they're they're all blaming you.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Tone All right, then it's my fault. Sometimes I need
outside sauces to let me know, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yeah, you're in a You're in one of those like
you know, self help blake AA meetings. It's called clean
your Ase.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Christmas morning.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yes, puke my fucking guts out.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Too many beers.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
So so my roommate made reservations at this place called Baute.
They have a few locations, like on the Upper east Side.
It's an Italian placet an't all right whatever they have
like two or three locations whatever. I don't think we need.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
There was a reason I asked that, because if it
was a really nice restaurant, then I'm done with you
calling him your roommate. If it was a really nice restaurant.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
It wasn't white tablecloths.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Okay, So all right, so now we're still we're still
in the.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
So I just I decided I had three.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Fucking mont talk wave chasers, iph don't go like twenty
four hours of each. I have three of those before
I had fuck it, I don't think it up early
to do the show. It's Christmas seed uh, and you know,
let me save a few bucks. I go to the supermarket.
I get three of those. Then we we share fried

(19:59):
klin uh caprazy salad, and then my roommate gets FETICHINTI Cabbanara,
which was like super heavy, and I got they have
individual pizzas and which is really good. I got a
mutser roll, I got the Fun Guy. I got the
Fung Guy pizza with like just all different wild mushrooms

(20:23):
with mozzrella is great. And then I had a and
then I had a couple of lag Anita's there.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
And then on the way home, I stopped at the
supermarket and I got an entire pint of Van Hewins
or lug Lewins, you know, talking about.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Louis Mulags, Luigi. What the fuck it called.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
The line of Googles, leaning Googles.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Oh, the leaning Googles. I know, the leaning Googles.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Man.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
You know the high end ice cream. They're all over
in New York's city.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh, oh, you're talking about ice cream. I thought you
were talking about beer ice.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Cream, you know, the ice cream Van Weason.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, is that like a vegan or something?

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Though, No, it's French. It's French ice cream. But you
know I'm talking about van.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah, I guess ron you need to eat American ice cream,
forget that French stuff.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
So anyways, after after five fucking beers eating all that
pasta and Frank Kylamari, I go to Zumara and I
get a pint of vanilla bean fucking van you know, an.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Ice cream I'm with it.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
It's French ice cream, so it's full of cleen and butter.
And then I make one bowl of it and I
stuff it with like and I stuff it with all
like it's all over there. I stuff it with all
my roommate painting, all these fucking chocolates and cookies and how.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Much Ron, how much goodness do you need?

Speaker 1 (21:59):
A Jesus man? Hold on, did you shower after sex?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Look at yeah? Oh my god, look I love showing
tell in Ron's uh in Ron's low, low ceiling basement apartment.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
I ate almost all of that. I ate almost all
of that.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Look look at all this.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
We're looking at them. Look at that candies and cookies.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
And so I had one bowl. I had one bowl. Yeah,
hold on, here's the bowl.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Well, we don't need to see the bowl.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
I had one bowl filled with ice cream, right, and
then I lined the bowl with these fucking cookies.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
I lined it.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Then I had a second ball, and I took the
chocolates off.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Wow, I took the.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Chocolates off, and I lined I had so I had
two bowls with.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
This, right.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
You don't even smoke, do you.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Listen to me? I woke up around three thirty in
the morning.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
And I in pure agony, in pure agony, the worst
hot burn I ever had in my life. And then
I try to go back to bed. You know, you
roll over, maybe goes away and went away for a second.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
The hot burn was so bad.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, what did it take?

Speaker 3 (23:31):
I was like, I'm not I'm not gonna go back
to bed.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
So I stand up, do my belly you know that,
You know when they show those Ethiopian kids starving and
their fucking bellies are out to hear.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
My belly was popped.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
I was like, yo, whoa, whoa, dude, my fucking and
he turned into an audie. I was like, oh my god.
I was like, well, all right, this is gotta go.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
I go.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
I go to the bathroom. Yeah, I open up the toilet,
I kneel down, and I start cramping up. So I
start cramping up. I stand up like the back of
my leg crampty, hydrated from all the bay and I
worked out before.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
So then I try to kneel down again.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
I want to kneel down on the bathroom floor to
throw up right, cramping up again, so fuck it, I'm
gonna have to puke in the sink.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Hold on a second. Keep talking.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
I was wait, run that was the spirit of Christmas.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Dude, look at the sun right over the building.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, my dog up. He has to be in here,
all right now he just lays over there. Fine, all right?
Uh so, but you got rid of all of it,
right hold on?

Speaker 5 (24:51):
So I want to I'm like, I have to throw up,
so I stick my f So now I'm like, well,
I can't.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
I can't kneel down.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
I keep my fucking what's it called the muscle you're
behind your thigh, your quiet hamstring?

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Do my hammy? My hammy keeps fucking jamming up. So
I'm like, oh fuck. So I'm like, I'm gonna pig
in the sink.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
So I stand up, my god, and I'm I'm gonna
puke in the bathroom sink and I and I fucking
put my finger down my throat and the first couple
of times, yeah, it's pure liquid vanilla ice cream.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
It's just like, it looks like somebody.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Wants to hear this in the morning.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Thank you, bro, shit, I don't. We'd have a nice
little Opie radio podcast the day after Christmas. No one
else is terrible. I'm like, let's turn this on maybe
talk about Christmas miracles and your best Christmas. Ever, it
wasn't looking forward doing twenty twenty six. It's got two stories.

(25:57):
Tony can't clean his ass, and then wonders why it's white.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
You can't even don't even talk, Tony and shoving, shoving,
you have no right to talk.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
And then Ron just is looking for as much goodness
is humanly possible to push down, pushed down his horrible childhood.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
I was eating my childhood, like I know how the
gut works, just how I do. This is how I
knew what I would by the way I plugged the
think because like just totally plugged the same I had
to fucking like dig in after like find the the
little handle and pull it up.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
All you guys out there who don't know plumbing, if
you're gonna vomit, totally the toilet bowl first. The toilet
bowl first is the biggest pipe in the house. Up, Ron,
you gotta just you better off in the tub.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
At that point in time, he could in his hand,
he was, I really was.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
It was like season bathtub.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
In the bathtub, you know, in the bathtub, you animal.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
This is how I knew I was done. This is
how I knew I was done.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
I started off.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
It was like Benjamin Button and went in reverse.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
I started off with the ice cream, and then I
see like there's bits of like MutS around you. Then
and then I knew I was done with spelled the muskroops.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
It was a begement button.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
When I was done, you need an exorcism, you need
a priest.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Right right when I was done, I had to dig
and find the little silver thing.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
By the way, So that was my Christmas morning.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
The tub is a big sink, and your little grate
will filter out all of the big chunks and then
you just scoop it out.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
You understand.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I gotta be I gotta be honest with you, guys.
I thought I would not hear or see something worse
than Candy Kane Lane and both of you beat that
fucking movie. I thought the worst thing this holiday was
me watching Candy Kane Lane with my family. I'm like,

(28:22):
I can't get worse than this.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Into a movie.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Tony did it, and Ron the Waiter did it.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
They turned the board game into a movie. Uh is it?
Is it a board game?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Candy Land? Candy Land, Yeah, candy Land. No, this is
an Eddie Murphy movie that was on I think the Netflix,
and I'm like, how bad could this be? It's it's
Eddie Murphy. There's a few other people in there. I recognize,
and I'm like, all right, this, I honk a ship.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
I can't. I can't with that guy. Back guy.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Once again, when people try to tell me I suck, right,
this is my new thing, you suck. Oh okay, thanks,
But I saw candy. I saw candy. What is it
called again? I already forgot.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Candy, Candy can Lane, candy Lane.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, I've seen that, so shut up with ice suck.
I'm gonna go watch Kelly and Mark after this, And
just so I know I don't suck.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Hold on, can I just.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Say something after after I Christmas morning, after I had
that horrible sink incident. Yeah, I wanted to relax as
a Jew. I wanted to see what was on television.
It was only fucking three things on basketball. It's on
twenty four hours. It's a Christmas story. Oh god, well,

(29:50):
you're gonna shoot your eye out kid.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
That and it's like the fucking new log with the
it's just a fucking log on fire right. And then
it's a wonderful life. That's it, and then you got
and then you get the evangelical.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Do.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
What do you guys, what's the Honika movie? What's the
honka movie? Before Adam sand Listen made the Honka song?
What did you guys do on Honkah? Other than spend
a dradd trader? They do?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
That's a great question, like what's your Honika traditions? As
far as like, so, what's.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
What's the movie all Jews watch on Honikah?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you, no.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Wall Street.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
That's why I like the Riot. He's quick, he's quick,
he's quick. I like that. Yeah, you don't have like
a movie like Hell for Kid It's Kenny Kane Lane with.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Eddie Murphy, Yal sand Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Does that happen there in Hannah Thurn Honkkah?

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Didn't Adam Saylor make a Honika movie or make a
Honka Christmas?

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Crazy Nighty Nights?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Adam Sailor saved the Jews?

Speaker 4 (31:14):
He did.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Actually, technically every Christmas movie is a Honika movie. They
just don't have Jews in them round the same time.
It's gotta be all right.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
So hey, by the way, can I say one one
thing about Christmas.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
You haven't stopped, Rod, Why would you even ask? Can
I say one more, Tony? This one's for you, But
don't go crazy, don't go crazy.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
I'm gonna give it. I'm giving it a positive. I'm
giving a positive to Trump. Do you know what?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Don't bring up Trump?

Speaker 5 (31:46):
Do you know what Trump did on Christmas?

Speaker 3 (31:49):
He saved Christians? He saved Christians?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Ran Why why you know?

Speaker 3 (31:58):
You know what he did?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
You know?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Hate what he did in Nigeria?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yeah, he went after people that don't like.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
He saved Christians.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Ron, Why would you do this?

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Ron?

Speaker 3 (32:07):
He's like the Messiah.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
It's the day, Tony. Don't fall forward, Tony.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
When he gets when he puts the hoodie over the hat.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
I have one single question.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
One single question, of course, half hour later.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
One single question.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Here's the one.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
What what? Uh? What values does your party hold? Like?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
What are they besides everybody just hating Trump? What are
they actually doing? Now?

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Now, now, now, this is where this is where you
make the mistake.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Tony. We're having a conversation and you heard the.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Mayor of double he just double the property tax and
poor neighborhoods because all the rich people are moving out
of Chicago. That's what I just heard. He's a Democratic.
He's a Democratic, right, he's one of those Democrat guys.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Put your health.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
He just doubled the property tax on the working class,
poor people because he chased the rich people out. So
guess what hope when you move, when you finally decide
to got the Amptons and are done with this New
York City bullshit tax, the way you're being treated, you
finally moved to a civilized place, Suffolk County, which is Republican,

(33:34):
then you'll be okay.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yikes, we're talking about Christmas.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Just talked about. Just makes sense because you still don't
have an answer what your party stands for?

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Democrats?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
How does it stand for? About the Democrats? That's what
I want to know Trump, where they stand for.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
We were talking I'm done, No, you're not done.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Ron don't have the ability to be done.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Let me grab this. We were talking about Ron Power
booting with a bad hammy. We were talking about your dirtyes.
We were talking about Candy King Lane. Where in there
do you think to yourself, I need to talk about Trump?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
When Ron brought him.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Up, know the Democrats? You literally went off on the
Democrats like that.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
He asked a simple question and if you can give
me the answer to that.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
No, no, no, no, no, no. We don't know. We can't
rehash it. We can't rehash for.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
What do they stand for other than we hate Trump
and Trump is.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Bad to you?

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Tell me, tell me say I'm done.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Look at You can't control done because.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
You don't have an answer. You don't have an answer.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
The only answer done.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
We're a bunch of well, a bunch of not good people.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Not good, we're not good people.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Let them answer me.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I hate I hate talking about this, but I didn't
bring it up.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
I didn't bring it up. But Rod said a thing
that Trump. Trump went after Christian uh, people that don't
like Christians. That was a good thing for Christmas. That
was I think. I think Rod was basically gonna say.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
I'm trying to thumbs up.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
The Trump on Christmas. He saved Christians. This is That's
all I said. All I said.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
I gotta say this, like you know this this podcast
is a little different. We're gonna tell you when you know,
like the Trump does something good, We're gonna tell you
when the Trump does something bad. You know, in Tony's world,
he doesn't do anything beat. I understand that, So that aside,
but we try to go, oh, look what Trump did
and Christmas Day, he just that's the perfect day to

(36:01):
go after people that don't like Christians.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
So that's a good thing.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
And you and Wild Tony Wild, what like, what what
do you?

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Tony? Are you treking fucking moonshine?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
No, I blame show me that. I actually, yeah, that
looks like a moonshine.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Joe Moonshine had an argument with your wife because because
you had a dirty ass, that's moonshine.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
That's a hill billy move.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
I blame your wife. I blame your wife for your attitude.
If she would have just gave you something.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Even you could just sucked it up, even.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Though you smelled like a swamp person, if she would
have just.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Gave you the fucking fumes inside her nostrils.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Now we have to deal with your bad mood because
your wife didn't want to have sex with a swamp person.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I'm trying to think of, like, what's a major new brand.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
To go fucking I think I didn't need an exorcist, man,
I might need an exorcist.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
You do, Tony? You too? You too? Oh look a
lot of people are redacting their comments. Oh my god,
this is the new thing. Look at this. They're redacting
their comments. Hilarious.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
What what happened?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
This is like the Epstein Files. They're redacting their commentsous.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
It's all black bars.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Oh wait, I gotta give credit. That's hilarious, Buddha.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
It looks like you know what, since Tony peas all
wiled up?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Hold on, Tony, what is your f you Friday?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Oh yeah, that's good.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Yeah, since you're already wild up Friday, don't say democrats.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
I'm not going to say democrats.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Bro, what's your.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
No, you gotta give me your second. I gotta I
gotta read. I gotta readjudipnateh bro.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
All right, I think it was about it?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Okay, yeah, I think this is the only only Friday.
I don't have an f you really, I feel in
the Christmas spirit. I had a lovely Christmas with my family.
I drove back and forth to Philly even on Christmas Eve,
back and forth, got home and what time we get
home one in the morning, that we set up Christmas
until three in the morning. I have no fews, bitches.

(38:27):
I'm in a good mood.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Good bro, you should be in a good mood.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
It happens once a year, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Like you do it with the head and the light
and you look, it's like a strobe, like you're about
to hit to tide me.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
A strobe light, Honey, look at that.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I'm that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (38:47):
How do you have sun?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
And I'm looking where the sun's coming up and there's
no sun over here because I'm in the Bronx.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Is that what happens?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
No, it's because it's it's because of that dark.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
The sun doesn't sound the problems you wherever you go.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
Look, the sun doesn't shine in the Bronx, Tony, because
the fucking Bronx is like has the lowest income.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
When you got when you've got positivity like me, when
you've got spirituality, when you don't allow a political party
to get the best of you, the sun shines wherever
you go, ton wherever you go, look at that sun,
just shine in a.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Pond, beautiful, thank you.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
Look at all the sunshine I'm getting in your dock basement.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
When you're old, Hey, ron you got a few tonight.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Well, my f view is based on what happened last
Sunday Sunday.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Last Sunday night, it was the premiere game. I think
it was the.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Buffalo Bills and the New England Patriots. And the New
England Patriots were up twenty four to seven at halftime
and ended up losing thirty five thirty one.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Right, So you want to hear what my f you is.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Yes, fuck you Buffalo Bills.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yousor no down?

Speaker 5 (40:13):
You went to four Super Bowls in a row and
lost four times in a row, and you are keeping
that streak alive.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
It's in your blood, it's in your system.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
You've gone to three AFC Championship games in a row.
He lost three times in a row to a guy
who sounds like Kermit the Frog, Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Four times in a row, the Super Bowl three times
in a row to Patrick Mahomes. And then your quarterback.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
Honestly, your quarterback looks like he's gonna pitch, he's gonna
touch the down.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
He looks like he washed. Are you crazy? Yeah? I
know he's away. He's got like he's got like he's
cross eyed.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Are you trying to say he doesn't actually wear a
football helmet.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Yeah, I think Dross Allen when he was younger. Yeah,
took that short yellow buster helming.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
You may is showing his inexperience. And we'll see in
the playoffs.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Bitch fucking.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
And then as we speak, the Buffalo Builder looking up
at the New England Pacers, who have the best record
in football.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
You're not gonna get to me. Christmas spirit had a
good Christmas. New Year's right around the corner. I'm good.
You ain't gonna you ain't gonna get me ranting today,
Uh winfidel Opia. I was thirteen minutes into the fire
and ash and I had to tap out for a break.
The story sucks. Graphics are like a video game. All right,

(41:54):
all right, I want to rant about Avatar. I'm not
gonna do it at a good Christmas. I had a
good Christmas. Three and a half hours in a movie
DNA for Avatar.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Avaton.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Oh my god, he's right though, Man, the you know,
the special effects, because that's stupid. James Cameron waited a
million years to put out the movie that special effects.
And yeah, and and the the the the visuals aren't
as impressive as they would have been. If you put
this movie out ten years ago. Thank you, Wow, Eddy Murphy,

(42:27):
Candy Kaylane. Now I'm gonna get Nofhew's Daddy Murphy.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
I didn't even like the Coming to America too?

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Did you see that?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Why would you do that? Tonal?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
But man, if I was forced to, I was not good.
It was not good.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
What happened.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I mean, look, uh what happened to Teddy Murphy?

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Like he lost his edge? She went for the money.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Is that what he's doing. He's just good because these
movies he's putting out are terrible.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Although he was blacklisted for a while, wasn't he No.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
You can't he was, man, don't you remember when they
when they put out the whole thing, they caught him
with a trans like uh, the trans stuff again. Then
he disappeared for a little while. I think he got
too big for his own good, and Ron's people cut
him down. They blacklisted him, and.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Then look, you can't be look as someone as someone
who knows you can't be on the on the top
of the world forever in your field, in my case radio.
But the drop off with Eddie Murphy's is insanely significant.

(43:38):
He he was part of some of the greatest movies
of all time. And then he comes back and it's
one horseship movie after another. That's a dramatic fucking drop off.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Correct.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you hold on,
I'm gonna tell you. When it went really downhill for
Eddie Murphy. Yeah, he made a movie called The Golden Child.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
I was like, dude, what.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Was a great movie?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Man? I barely remember Golden Child, but I'm telling you
right now, I got way worse than that. If you
please go watch Candy king Lane on Netflix, I'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Golden Child.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
He was still on his way up during the Golden
Child years. He was still that's early when he when
they let him back way, he was doing the like, uh,
what the hell was it? The clumps and that kind
of stuff. But then he just started going like Pluto,
Nash and Black Crap.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
It was terrible.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
But those movies are Oscar winners compared to Candy Katy.
But he made that movie with Pete Davidson recently and
it held my attention. But Pete Davidson was was the
funny one in that duo, and Eddie Murphy was like
the straight man. I'm like This is weird that Eddie
Murphy would accept that. I don't know whatever it's called.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Check.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I guess it got you off the Trump. That's all
I cared about. So I'm good. I'm good. Yeah, I
don't have a view this week. I had a decent week. Man.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
If you to the guy that invented sugar cookies, I
ate too many.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Of those sugar cookies. Oh, Ron's got Ron, didn't you
have something with uh rock trivia or something you were
telling me? Honestly, I forgot.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
This is good. This is good.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Yeah, because remember I'll tell you we are your little
video that you edited, right, And I think one of
the reasons it went viral, It really did go viral.
It's going on sixteen thousand, but like you know, you
know what video is going viral?

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Yeah, by the number of views, by by the number
of shares.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Yeah's sharing. There's a lot of.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Sharing going on.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah, it's all right, a lot it did. I didn't
even realize did sixteen thousand views on the Instagram?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Nice?

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Yeah, And I think so it's obviously the subjects very interesting,
but also the videos.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
So because people aren't watching us every day. So Ron
brought to the show which I could not believe that
I didn't know this, but that movie Lethal Weapon from
nineteen eighty seven with Mel Gibson and there was the
Greatest kid. Uh No, Anthony Keatas's father was the villain
in that far. I had no a famous with the

(46:21):
Christmas trees and I'm like, and Ron brought it to
my attention. I was blown away. I didn't know that
until that very moment.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
I think one of the reasons it's got a lot
of views and shears is because at the end of
the video you edited, you showed a picture of the father.
And let me tell you right now, don't fool yourself.
You you can't tell the difference if that's the father.
If you said who is that, everyone would say that's

(46:48):
Anthony Keatis. They're identical. They're fucking identical.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Hey wait, I got Tommy Chesh just gave uh gave
us five dollars. He has a little New Year's Day
bagel faun help very much.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
This is my question about that video.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Yeah, is Blackie Dermott or damn it, damn it his
name in the movie or is that what he went by?

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Was that his like, No, that's his character name, His
character name in the movie.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Okay, I believe so Blackie, damn it, because I am
M I believe I Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Okay, that was the name in the movie. Yeah, right, right.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Right, all right, So what you got today, Ronnie, Let
me get let me thank Tommy chesh. Thanks for the
five Dwellers. Greatly appreciate you, sir.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
How hol In on how much did Ron hold in
on Ronica?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
I think in the end, I I he made about
a thou. I gotta I gotta like, I gotta redo
make sure I got the numbers correct. I'm not trying
to chint your Ron, you know that, but I think
he made about a thoul nice between the generous people
out there, and then on me matchin very nice might
be even a little more ron to be honest. I

(47:56):
gotta I gotta do the numbers again. That's all. That's all.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Well, you know, you guys have your joyous holiday songs.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
That number made me very joyous. So let me do
my joyous holiday song.

Speaker 7 (48:10):
No, no, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey, I think
we got and I'm very happy for Ron.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Ron did all right, he did all right, So there
you go, and I may thank.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
You, by the way, Thank you everyone who showed their
appreciation for one hundred, one hundred for me, for me,
resonating one hundred.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
All right, I'm leaning, I'm leaning, I'm leaving more into
the sun. So we got look at this. I'm gonna
lose the battle with the sun. But that's all right,
all right, you can figure it out. All right? What
else you got, ron You had something else?

Speaker 3 (48:53):
You said, uh, based on all right, here's the deal.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Wait, this guy, this guy. It's true. I didn't want
to bring it up to Tommy Chesh because he lives
way out there on Long Island. But this guy Winfidel,
He says, a few bagels, dear OPI can run your
thirty six dollars.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
He's right, he's not wrong.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
You're not getting a bagel for five dollars in this neighborhood.
But but but thank you, Tommy Chesh, thank you all right,
ron Dahead?

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Oh boy, is uh Tommy Chesch right about that? There
was a there's a rather new coffee pastry shop that
opened up on that opened up on seventy second between
Broadway and West End. Yeah, and I went in to
get a fucking I went in to get a like
just a regular coffee.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
It was seven ninety five. I was like, does that
come with a Danish? What? Like? I didn't? I said,
I just want the coffee.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
No, no, what?

Speaker 7 (49:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:50):
My bagel place does Your people are smart ron they're
spot You go in and you're like, you know, you
get a bag of bagels. You get a bag of bagels.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yeah, right, it's like a Sopranos name.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Here's the problem. You get a bag of bagels. If
you could get out of there with just a bag
of bagels and get your cream cheese somewhere else, you're
gonna save righteous bucks. But as soon as you say,
could you I need four bagels with cream cheese?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Do they hammer you for the cream cheese? Hammer you?

Speaker 4 (50:23):
So?

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Were you out going to get your cream cheese?

Speaker 5 (50:25):
You're gonna go to the supermarket and get Philadelphia cream cheese?

Speaker 3 (50:28):
What are you fucking nuts?

Speaker 2 (50:30):
No? No, you go fluffy Philadelphia cream cheese.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Make your own cream ingredients on Instagram?

Speaker 3 (50:36):
What what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Your can make your own cream cheese with three ingredients
on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
There's like an Instagram.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
First of all, when you go to a bagel shop,
there's twenty five differ. You got the scallion, you got
the luxe, and you got the luxe and scallion.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
You got, you got the you got the all of
of uh oh.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
God, by the way, let's hold on, hold on, Let's
see what true New Yorkers you are.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
You have playe, you have scallion cream cheese, you have.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
The second time, we're talking about bagels.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
On, I ain't doing the bagel Randel. No more bagel
ran talk about.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Okay, no, we're talking about your food? Is that? What
is that? What I heard?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
We did it? We did it that what you heard?

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Is that what you heard?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (51:30):
I heard that? Do you want to talk about? Way
to get fucking bacon? Yeah? Fuck? Is?

Speaker 2 (51:36):
What's wrong with bacon? All right? I forgot? I'm sorry, Ron,
I'm sorry. You can't have that deliciousness? All right? What
do you got? Ron?

Speaker 5 (51:44):
You had something for the the way every time I
try to stop the story, you went to rupt me.
This is now the third time I'm gonna attempt. Oh,
hold on, Ryan, hold on, we got to hold on.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
We'd love to the technologious one. Hold on, hold on, Ron,
hold on, you hold on?

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Are you what are you trying to say?

Speaker 3 (52:03):
You don't anymore? The third fucking time, the.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Only way I could get in is to say, hold on, Ron.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Matter of fact, Tony.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Hold down the foot to ain't holding down nothing.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
He's going to get molked coffee.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Yeah, that's great, that's what we need. Ron on more coffee.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
I love Ron, but he's out of his fucking mind.
I mean, I'm out of my mind. We're all out
of our minds.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
I'm in a good place. I had a good No. Yeah,
I go back and forth to Philly. It was nice.
A little tired yesterday because we were up half tonight
getting Christmas ready for the kids, But besides that was great.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
You want to know something, man, before starting with you, guys,
I never I told you. I stopped listening in I
stopped watching. I stopped paying attention. And now that I'm
paying attention my mind, my life is going a little
more wacky again. Bro, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Why is your life doing wacky?

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Because I used to be at peace all the time
I was at piece.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Well, get back to being at peace.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I gotta stop paying attention to the news.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Then, oh yeah, I uh no, that's the key. Oh
my god, that is the key. I had dropped by
wrong show, Ron, Wrong show Ron.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
This is for you, Anthony, Anthony A Tony, This is
for you, Anthony.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
All right, wrong show Ron show Ron. The key is uh.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Has a different meaning coming out of a Bron's.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Auditioning to be on w ABC in the middle of
the night. Good for you.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
I'm auditioning for the new B E T show starring
Perry Taylor.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
What's his name? I said it backward? Hey, dyslexia, you
sure did wrong? You sure?

Speaker 1 (54:01):
All right?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Back to the project. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
All right, someone gave me five dollars to take your
shots you around. I ain't putting them on the big screen,
and we're not playing that stupid game runs very good
at this all right, Ron, Uh, you got your coff ee.
Tony needs to watch the news less. That has helped me.
I barely turn on the cable news channels, especially barely.
I do a quick little Okay, this is what's happening

(54:26):
in the world, and now they're going to talk about
this one fucking talking point for twenty straight hours. I
don't need to do that part of it. Give me
the news. I'm good. I'm moving on and that's what
I do now. Bitches. It's nice. It's nice in that world.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Right, I gotta get back to that.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Are you ready now?

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Yeah, We're finally ready for you right now that you
and you got your coffee, you got your black Santa.
You don't have explosive uh not explosive diarrhea. You have
the explosive, the power booting. You don't have to power
boot anymore. So we're ready for you. Run.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
So here's another very fascinating rock trivia.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Let's see if you can get it.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Okay, this is how this guy literally started out.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Ah oh okay.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
In nineteen eighty nineteen eighty, Star.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Was released the novelty Christmas album titled Christmas in the Stars.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Does that ring a bell to anyone?

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Christmas in the Stars? Yeah? Not really.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
You know what, if you're a real Star Wars fan,
you probably have the album.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
I'm gonna say it again.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
In nineteen eighty, Star was released a novelty Christmas album
titled Christmas in the Stars Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
One track was titled this is All True.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
One track was titled I Too D two we Wish
you a Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
The producers wanted a stronger lead vocal. This is all true,
So I'm gonna I'm gonna say one more time. One
track was titled R two D two We Went to
a Merry Christmas. The producers wanted a stronger lead vocal,
so they asked a seventeen year old kid sweeping sweeping
floors and running errands at the studio to try it.

(56:29):
He nailed it. A few years later, this kid became
one of the biggest rock stars in the world.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
What now, sorry, my voice got high. Oh my god.
Wait wait, wait, so wait, I just want to get
some of the facts out.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
By the way, don't say nothing right away. I'll give
you a hand it.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
But so don't say it because he doesn't know it yet.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
I don't think I.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Wait, hold on, let me let me get the basic
shit out that don't we cried. Nineteen eighty he was
what seventeen you.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
Said at In nineteen eighty he was seventeen years old.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Sixty three, So he's sixty ish, now sixty.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
Working at a studio, working at like a like a
station by the.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Way, yeah, okay, so in nineteen yeah, he was seventeen.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
In nineteen eighty he became what A few years later.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
He became one of the biggest rock stars in the world.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
But he's sixty something.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
So can I give you a I'm gonna give you
a hint.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
Okay, where he was sweeping the floors and running errands?

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Okay, it was it was in Manhattan. It was called
the Power Station. Does that ring a bell?

Speaker 2 (57:49):
All right? Now you just gave it away because I'm
thinking California. But now we got to go east coast
someone that's in his early sixties, New York based, possibly
Jersey based, who's in New York at time. So no,
if you're seventeen, you're not you're not living coming into
New York. I'm gonna go hold on, and so to

(58:10):
the Long Island or Jersey.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Uh, I'm gonna go Jersey. I'm going bon Jovi.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Yeah did you say?

Speaker 4 (58:20):
I said John bon Jovi was my guest.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
But ye, Springsteen. I was thinking Springsteen. But Springsteen's older
than that. Wait wait a minute, Wait a minute, bond
what what are you talking about? Rod? What do you mean?
Sang Merry Christmas to R two D two.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Bond Jove's first know this bond Jovi's first professional recording.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
By the way, we need to find this. Get your assistant, Oh,
we need to find this.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
I think.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Bod I don't know what Tony's doing. Tony's bothered, Tony.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Tony, what are you doing here?

Speaker 4 (59:11):
I love that?

Speaker 2 (59:13):
This is it, This is it.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
I don't hear we hear Tony, Tony. We don't know
what's happening, Tony. We think you've gone. We think you
have a technical difficulty.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
I think he got too. I just saw his banking information.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
And we can hear you.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
Now, we can hear you, but we couldn't. No, no, no, no, no,
we can't see what.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I'm just letting you know that that has absolutely nothing.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
To do with John bon Jovi.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
What if.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
That's what you can you can go to YouTube and
look it up yourself.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Eventually, bon Jovi's gonna sing on the song.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
Bon Jovi's first professional recording is on the Star Wars
Christmas album that they put out in nineteen eighty. And
why was John bon Jovie working? By the way, the
Power States? You ever heard of that op?

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Yes? In Manhattan?

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Yeah? So what was that a radio station?

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
No, it was a recording studio.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Okay, okay, it was a recording studio.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
That was his uncle's place. I thought that's how he
got found. He was sweeping flows in his uncle's studio.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Yes, yeah, well you looked it up. Yes, I did
look it up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
I knew that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Uncle.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
His uncle co owned the power station, Okay, and so
I was so that's why he was working there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I had no.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Idea of that. I was a bon Jovi fan. The
first album, Slippery Went Wet. They couldn't figure out a cover.
So that's actually a plastic garbage bag sprayed with water.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Really yeah, the cover.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Of Slippery Went Wet.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
It's a plastic garbage bag and they sprayed with water
and they just wrote Slippery Went Wet.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
I just like, I just liked that bon Jovi. He
talks about being a cowboy man. I think that's just amazing. See.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
I have a friend whose father was one of the
original Brooklyn cowboys. There was cowboys in Brooklyn, and he
used to, you know, he used to fucking lashow up
the bulls and shit. They used to have stuff at
Madison Square Garden where it was like local.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Cowboys, nice buzz. There were no cowboys in Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Betan, maybe two hundred years ago, not two hundred years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
I'm talking.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
I'll bring my buddy down and he'll tell you talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
The black cowboys, black cowboys.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
No, no, No, guy's man scene. The last name is
man seen. He's a Brooklyn cowboy. There's actually he has
a newspaper article, the Last of the Brooklyn Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
There's no Brooklyn Cowboys. You're talking about the billy people
where they dressed up and sang songs Brooklyn Cowboys.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Brooklyn Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
I'll look up Brooklyn Cowboys.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Now you can fight them at the Russian bathhouses.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
The Brooklyn Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Yeah, brook Cowboys. There's a band called the Brooklyn Cowboys. Yeah,
there's no Brooklyn. There was a band.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Another conspiracy theory.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
It's not a conspiracy theory. And what do you know.
You're from Boston. You shouldn't be talking New York. So
go back to Boston and leaving yourself out of this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Last of the Brooklyn Cowboys an album by folk artist
Arlo Guthrie. Oh my Arlow Guthrie, Jesus, if we're going
to talk about Arlo Guthrie, I'm ending this immediately. There's
no boys.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
He was like anti Israel. What was this thing?

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
He had a lot of very controversial h like political stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
So what tringtu with Arlo Guthrie.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
He was a bit wordy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Yeah what I'm saying he was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
No, he's a bit wordy with his songs.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Oh wait a minute.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
Was Arlo Guthrie the one that had issues with like
the suck stuff with the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Oh Jesus, right, No, don't even say that. I have
I don't think so. He just had Alice's restaurant, right,
it was a it was a bit wordy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Oh wait a minute. Peter Yarrow, Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
The Yarrow guy. Let let's not go there. The people
marry guy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
There was some rumors that's also folk music, right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Yeah, but I don't know which guy there were.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
Peter Yarrow, All right, let's just move on for the
Peter Paul and.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Another band I hate, Oh Peter pauling Man, Oh are
folk music?

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
God?

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Here's something. When Bob Billin said, fuck all, y'all, I'm
plugging in, you should have got the hint and realize
folk music stinks.

Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
Just to let you know, the Mary and Peter Paul
and Mary fucking hot like a smoke show.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
The Mary and Peter Paul and no.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
You know was in a good movie because of Christmas.
And I have no ipea if you the folk music,
go screw. And then they got mad at Bob Dylan
because he wanted to plug in because he knew how
stupid the music was.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Dude, Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
My favorite scene about folk music is when John Belushi's
coming down the stairs in Animal House and the guys
on the stairs playing folk music and he smacked Jerry.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Yeah, man, I bought my love a chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
No, how do you opie? He knows every song.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
He knows fucking he knows Justin Beaver, he knows Britney Spears.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
You think this Broadway that was a great movie house?
You know how I know that from Animal House? That
was the movie that I got my first round.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Oh, the mama's in the pop is?

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
You think this is hot? To Mary from Peter Paul
and Mary.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
No, no, the mama's in the pop is.

Speaker 5 (01:05:12):
There's one fat one and then no, no, yeah, no
I missed, No, I don't. I'm so the MoMA's in
the pop is. There's two women and two men.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Mama cass which was the big one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Okay one, the other one would.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Be generous, the big one. All right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Oh me?

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
The mom's in the pop is the girl that's not
mama Cass.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
All right, yeah, that's who you thought it was hot? Harron, No,
not hard.

Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
God, you look like a pumpkin. The other one, dude,
show the other one, please, she's super hot.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Michelle Phillips. How do you not know these names? She
was gorgeous, she was Oh, they tried to hide the
fat one behind her.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Look love, look, look you don't like what aback? Get
the fat one out of the way.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Nah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
They made the fat one twins. They made Phillips.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
What was the name? What was the name of their daughters?
Their daughters made have had a band, and there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Was Wilson Phillips. No one cares China Phillips, who's a
Christian broad She loves the g of the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
All right, anyway, remember China the wrestler I do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
She used to do my show.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
She made a pawn all at the end of her career.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
Right, that's what happens after you do the OPI radio show.
You just fucking you just go downhill and start fucking
selling your buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
I'm gonna make dirty ass porn, That's what I'm gonna do.
I'm just gonna be with a dirty butthole.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
Oh my god, Well that if you spreaded your cheeks
after going to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
The weapon. There'd be people who probably paid for that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Okay, all right, but you know the Greek.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
You you know, I just need to eat better, and
I'll have a waxy substance build up and I won't
even have to wipe.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Right, you eat properly, you don't have to wipe yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Hold on one second, let me stare at the sun.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Hold on, all right? Oh I saw listen, all right,
all right, everyone's telling Rona shut up. I had a
whole bit about the fat girl hiding behind the hot girl.
But you guys aren't gonna be uh able to.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
You know, the hot girl hiding behind the fact.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
No, no, it's a it's an old radio it's an old
radio thing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
You know a lot of people when they hear the
voices on the radio, they're like, oh my gosh, she's
gotta be hot. I listen to that boy, he's so
sultry and sexy, right, and then you meet him, you're like,
oh my god. And I might have I might have
worked with one of those and they did publicity shots
for the radio stations, and they put her in giant
sunglasses and made her peek out from behind a tree.

(01:08:01):
And that's sort of what was happening with Obama cass
and that Mama's and Papa's photo with the Michelle Phillips,
They're like, all right, you can peek out from the
gorgeous Michelle Phillips will allow you to peek out from
behind you.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
Michelle Phillips just like she looks like the ultimate, like
she was sexy, be flow its out.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Probably smells like sandal wooden petulily. I like sandal wood,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
She probably has like hairy on pits, but on her
it's fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
My father in law sat next to Jonas Jopplin once
on a flight and he told me she's stunk.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Of course she did.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Rock Stars don't shallow, baby.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Of course she did.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Exactly. Bron what you just said. Think of what you
just said. Rock Stars don't shower babies.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
They don't.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
I'm a fucking rockstar.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
They were all wearing leather pants. Just imagine that, can
they said?

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
They said, Jim Morrison's leather pants stunk so bad because
he never watched them and he never took him off.
They said, you couldn't even be you couldn't be around him.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
He took him off.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Ron He took him a friend like that. I had
a friend like that. He wore these leather pants and
they stunk, bro because they smelled like whatever he had
dropped on him.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Yeah, camp Ah, terrible, terrible. I'm glad leather pants went away.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
Who was Chris Robinson married to? He was married to
an actress, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
If you let me just answer, I could answer these
questions for you. Ronnie Babes. Kate Hudson.

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
So, Kate Hudson talks about they're not married anymore, but
Kate Hudson talks about that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
One of like the negatives of the marriage was is like.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
He goes, he fucking stunk like he wouldn't shower, And
his response was, what do he do? I'm a rock star,
Like we don't shower, Like, I don't get that logic.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Like Steven Tyler fucking always smelled amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
No, what do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
I'm close with Steven Tyler? Please excuse me.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
I'm Steven Tyler always smelled. There are some people when.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
You and smell good?

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Can I tell her?

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Can I tell Tony why? Your friends with Steven Tyler.
He's friends with Steven Tyler because Steven Tyler was trying
to bang his girlfriend at the time. And Ron's like,
I don't you're Steven Tyler though, I'm fine with this.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
I was in on it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
No, he was fine with it because it was Steven Tyler.
And because of that, now he thinks they were friends. No,
Steven Tyler, why your girl? And he was trying to
get her right in front of your.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
Face and did he accomplish it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
That's not a good friend, Ron. You got to figure out.
You got to get better friends in your life.

Speaker 5 (01:10:39):
My girlfriend was in a rehab facility called Sierra Tucson
and Sierra UH and Tucson, Arizona.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
It's one of those elite rehab centers.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
You're either there because you're extremely wealthy what she was,
or you're there because you're very famous, which means you're wealthy.
And she happened and she happened to be there in
the at Sierra Tucson at the same time. The entire
band was there, Aerosmith and they were all there. This
is when they were getting their ship back together, you

(01:11:13):
know what I mean, getting getting the band back together.
After there, you know, after getting clean. But they were
all there for the issues. I think one started drinking
again whatever. And Steven Tyler was there for sex addiction,
and my girlfriend was there for sex addiction, and they were.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
What do you think happened? Ron?

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
And they were in the same little there was like
a six person little core group, and so she was intimate.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
And dude, I'm not joking, she said.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
At one time they were sitting across from each other
and he had his legs open and he rubbed his cock.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Whatever we are and he.

Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
Rubbed the uh, looking at my girlfriend and she said,
she got butterflies in her stomach.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
All right, Jez, thanks, thanks, you got more than that.
That's another Christmas miracle happened in front of our eyes.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
Did you did you? Did you have relations with her after?

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Yeah? What do I What do you mean? Yeah? Well?
What hey? You like Steven Tyler? It's over? What are
you crazy? He's got a question, man, what are you
talking about? I used to Uh, I had to start
purpling her clothes off because it was getting too expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
So if Joey, if Joey from the block down the
block had the same addiction as your ex, and he
just you know, she just happened to come across him
and slept with Joey from down the block. Would you
be mad at Joey from down the block?

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Or would just be like, no, Stephen Tyler's allowed.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
Its Stephen Tyler's allowed. But Joey from the box.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
I just told you. That's yes, that's where I drug
the line.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
So you hold people, you know, to a higher.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
To a higher level, higher standard.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
That's just human lady, would you let Tom Brady do it?

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Of course he would have to ask.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Yes, there's certain people. Yes, believe him.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
If jose who makes my chop cheese as the bodega,
does it, it's over.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
What about John Lovitz who played Hanakah Harry, Oh, that's
a good question.

Speaker 5 (01:13:24):
Would you would you let John Lovetz know woman, John
loves is a legend.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Yes, it's okay, there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
I love exactly. Lord Lord Michael said, like one of like.
Lord Michael's has a few favorite cast members on s
n L, and by far, Lord Michael's favorite cast member
is John Loves.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
He just let John Lovis with a genius.

Speaker 5 (01:13:50):
And the other person that in the other person was
Tracy Morgan. He just loves Tracy Morgan.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
All right, ron You're you're you're a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
You got to keep up boys.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
No, it's you need periods, that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
I still I don't know about this A D two thing. Man,
we wish you were America.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
I haven't.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
I believe I believe that it's performed by some guy
named Mecho.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
So maybe bon Jovi wasn't bon Jovi yet.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
It happened by it says A two T two and
C three po singing the chorus, singing the chorus on
that song.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Well, can I tell you look it up? It's true.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
I'm looking it up. I'm looking it up, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
And by the way, Tony, you already said his uncle
fucking owned.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
His uncle on the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
I heard that. I heard that. That.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Oh silence, Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
Another Christmas miracle I've told not interrupt anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
I had a miracle.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
No, My point is I don't think. I don't think
they would credit bon Jovi on this because he wasn't
bon Jovi yet.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
They wouldn't put his fucking name on it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
By the way, because his fucking uncle owned the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
It would be like you know what I mean, it's weird.
It'd be like nepotism.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
But his first official recording is on that Star Wars album.
I don't know if he got credited for it. A
few years later, bon Jovie. By the way, they're going
on tour again.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
I want second Ronnie.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
My question is is it that actual song or it's
one of those songs that's on that album.

Speaker 5 (01:15:37):
No, it says the track R two D two we
Wish You a Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
I got the answer, go ahead, thank you. Yes. John
bon Jovi made his professional recording debut singing for a
Star Wars project in nineteen eighty.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
Okay, on that song yep, R two D two we
Wish You a Merry Christmas. They wanted some more like
edge to the song, so they said, well, they knew
who the kid was, right because his fucking uncle ow's
the place, and his uncle co owned what's the name
of the power station, and he also was a producer, so.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
He was all that. Anyways, all I'm trying to say
is I'm saying, you're correct. We did all the other
backstory stuff. We don't have to redo that. Correct.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
The Karen copping is true.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Now listen, I just want to add more stuff to this.
Go ahead, sang are two D two, we wish you
merry Christmas. So you're right there. And how much you
think he made, see it's about given new info on
these bits. How much you think he made for doing that?
There's nobody. He was nobody back then, and they used
his real name, which was John bon Giovy or something

(01:16:46):
like that. Bond.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Yes, he made one hundred and eighty dollars to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
Oh really one and eighty.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
By the way, his real last name is so his
real last name is one word, it's bon g O.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
And then he's trying.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
That I have to I know, but you said it,
didn't say it clearly.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Now we go to this guy who says, no, it's
Tommy chesh. My head hurts. I just said that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
All right. I gotta get going to it. I have
an appointment later.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
This guy gave us ten bucks and he wants info
on no troll today, Chris Primer, I made money in
the gold sector. Ask your financial advisor about.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
I don't know if we can put this type of
thing up there, but thanks for your ten dollars. My god,
all right, I think the wheels have fallen off, boys,
but we did good. We did.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
I gotta go to an eye appointment.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Actually, no, we go, Tony. You don't have to go anywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
I got to an I appointment to a medical appointment. Oh,
by the way, I have a medical appointment Later's not funny.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
What's what's your medical appointment?

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
Ron, I'm doing my good diligence to fucking humanity.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
You're doing a blood thing after the weekend you had
or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
Thirty appointment on a sixty seventh Street to once again
give New York City my high holy Hebrew chosen blood.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
My fucking blood is in hydd after the story you told.
Soon once I give the signal.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Because I.

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
Just keep battling, just keep You asked me what I
was doing, I'm forming.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
It ahead you go.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
I gave him enough. I gave him enough.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
I gotta get some eye d now.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
All I was gonna say is, after the story you
told at the beginning of this podcast, who the fuck
would want your blood? That's all I wanted to say.
And Tony, what's wrong with your eyes?

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
I don't know. I got it just it's a check up.
I mean, I'm supposed to be wearing glasses. I got
a stigmatism. I don't wear glasses. This is really small
right now. So you guys are tiny. You like this bit,
I think I need to.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
I have I'm supposed to wear my glasses.

Speaker 5 (01:19:22):
I'm not wearing my glasses, so I think we discovered
the issue.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
Now I have a stigmatism. But they like I could see.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
It's just you know, are you supposed to be wearing
glasses or not.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
I'm supposed to be wearing reading glasses.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
And the doctor told me at night for night driving,
if if something's bothered me, I should be wearing glasses.
But when I put the prescription on, it does nothing
but make me nauseous. So I don't wear glasses.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Because you're not. You have to get used to. You
have to get acclimated. You have to get acclimated.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
Wait, but but you're missing the most important part. Ron
That's why. That's why I'm here.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
You're doing it out of vanity.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
No, this is why I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
Here, because you're missing the most important part of the
whole thing. With the Tony in the eyes, he said
we're this big. Why do you ignore the fact that
Tony said we were this big?

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
Well, you're tiny right now because you're on my phone
and it's like that big man, you're.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
With your thingers.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
I'm crushing your head.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
I'm crushing your head.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Are the people? Are the people that's small when you're
barreling down the road?

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
I have a question before we go?

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
O oh sorry, how about you let me finish this
song in the middle of doing Rod go ahead?

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
You heard that, right, Ronnie. It's not just me. Literally,
there's literally two words left in my sense and ron goes,
you know what, this is the perfect time for me
to jump in. All I want to say, once again, Ron,
my things are just basic, and you know, I'm just
trying to get through this. I want to know if
the people are this when Tony's barreling down the road

(01:21:02):
in a car.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
Yes, that's the other thing, Tony. I may have an
issue at night. Huh, you haven't.

Speaker 5 (01:21:09):
You may have an issue at night driving and I
don't wear my glasses.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
You're like, mister McGoo.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
No, I'm not, mister mcgo it's a call the glare, bro, mister.

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
McGoo, Hey, can I ask a question before we go?
Because I got to stop going, Bro. This is what
I want to ask both of you. It's maybe a
two parter. I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Oh my god, I'll start with I'll start with Tony
and make it quick. Tony, please, we have to go.

Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
Did you what was what was your favorite president? And
and was that the present you wanted?

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Go? And same question for you, Opie.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
This year we're talking about this year.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
Right now, this Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Yeah? Hell yeah, man, I got a bag full of
My brother in law got me a bag full of
pre rules.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Best gift ever.

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
Oh and we say a bag how many?

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
We talk?

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
There was like five of them in there.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Oh okay, like big ones.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
Yeah, great, great gift.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
I feel like you're gonna up that one a little bit.
There will be what was your favorite gift? And it
is that what you wanted?

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
No, you're gonna be very very surprised. I rediscovered my
love for Hershey's chocolate.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
What after Tony's poopoo story?

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
I love HER's chocolate and I got a giant Hershey's
chocolate bar and I think that was how gift?

Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
Did it have nuts or no nuts?

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
I'm not an animal, although, but hold on, Hershey's chocolate
is pretty damn good. I'm not gonna lie, but I go.
I just go in a basic Hershey's chocolate bar. Hold on,
I discovered how delicious. That is all my stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:22:52):
There's I've seen these noveloty giant hershey bars.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
There's different sizes of like how big.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Was it mine? I mean it's you know, it's like,
I don't know what you what is that about a foot?

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
That's a big one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
On your screen? It looked like a tiny square, I.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Know, he said on his screen, it looks like a hers.
She kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
I got a lot of good stuff in general, but
for whatever reason, I'm obsessed with her. She's man. So
there you go. All right, let's go. I got today's
Christmas h Christmas building tip day, so I gotta go
get envelopes and stuff there their their envelopes were cast.

Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
I hope I come back to more envelopes than I left.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
I'll see you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Wait wait, wait wait, sorry sorry Ron, Wait, you have
to stuff envelopes to Tony.

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
No, I'm on the well.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
I give my sanitation guy and my mailman, but I'm
on the other end.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
You know, you're the.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Front of the bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:23:58):
You're you're.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
Let me well.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
Listen, I'm you know something. This is what I got
to say to you guys. Next time you toilet CLOBs.
I hate me. Hate me. That's for smelling your pool
for coming.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
And Tony, he doesn't. He doesn't tip his super.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
You're holding as well.

Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
You should not. The Super makes enough money.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
The Super makes enough money, you know from the vendors.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
That come in. They're getting money under the table. The
soupers are good, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
No I tip my Super.

Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
I just make it hurt the Super like like he's
the guy sweeping the sidewalk outside.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
I have nothing next year.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
No, because he screwed me over on a situation in
my apartment. So I decided, yeah, this is the real
stuff that I shouldn't talk about because it makes me
look like a fucking dick. But I'm gonna be honest
with you. I'm paying off this big thing that happened
in my apartment through the Super. So every year he
gets a very little Christmas tip because he didn't do
the right thing at the time. Tony, you understand me,
you do you understand this world?

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Totally saying I kept what you're saying, and I do
the right thing all the time. And everybody probably thinks
I'm the Super because I'm the only white guy on staff,
and I get screwed in the end.

Speaker 5 (01:25:09):
White forget Uh, I'll see you guys Tuesday morning because
I'm working all day. I'm working all day Sunday, so
I won't be available Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
So you can You're gonna have to make plans without
the God.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Good, I'll be able to get a few sentences out
and have conversations.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Yeah, we won't mention. We won't mention the You know,
don't that I'm even wearing the gold too. I just noticed.
I know I was wearing the gold.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
I don't know what the gold means.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Don't even all of his places, like Gordy Gold.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Can you at least admit his gold crap as tacky
as ship?

Speaker 4 (01:25:51):
Yeah, Gordy gold stuff. I don't like that to fix.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Just no good, all right. I love these guys. I
love one more than the other.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
You're like the daddy, we're like the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
No, I got h I got Ron Burman comedy in
the middle here, thank you, Ronnie. Ron What are we
promoting today? Just Ron Berman comedy? Right? And then we
got Tony pa comedy.

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Right, it's Tony Pa comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
I look, I put my handle there so on fucking YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Dog.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
Yeah, that's the handle on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
I have zero subscribers on what on YouTube? I just
made that on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
You got a new YouTube.

Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
Let me let me ask you a question. It's this
a big deal and I think they're making it like
a big deal.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
What I think it is?

Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
So apparently Shane Gillis is like sold out where do
the Eagles play?

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
What's the name of that stadium?

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Well it used to be called what Veterans Stadium? But
what a new fancy name down there.

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
So anyways, apparently Shane Gillis has sold out where the
Eagles play for his fucking for his one man like,
you know, for for his concert.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
So I got a question now that you brought that up,
because it came up. So I went down to Philly
for Christmas Eve like we do every year to see
my wife's family, and it's it's it's nice and all
the cousins get together and it's you know, it's not
worth talking about here in general, it's just a very
nice thing. I like talking about the stuff that isn't nice.
From my brother laws swears that Shane Gillis came in

(01:27:30):
and did the Opian Anthony show and barely talked because
he was on Opian Anthony at the time. I need
to know if this is true, out of curiosity that
supposedly Shane Gillis did Opien Anthony but he was either
intimidated or just didn't really talk Mutch because he might
have been in with Dan Soder or somebody. There are
people out there that know that world way more than me,

(01:27:51):
and I need to know if Shane Gillis ever did
the Opian Anthony Show.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
So you don't you don't remember this?

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
I don't remember, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
So someone's you can't find that right here.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
It says yes.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Shane Gillis made multiple appearances. Multiple appearances on discussions with
comedy forums indicate that there are a lot of his
older appearance on the shows available listening platforms like YouTube
Wait multiple multiple Shane Gillis made multiple appearances on The
Opie and Anthony Show.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Take a centrum, Dude, we had everybody on.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
I'm not gonna remember all of them. I don't. I
don't remember. I don't remember if Shane was ever on.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
He had it rough at the very like once he popped, right,
wasn't he on Saturday Night Live?

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
And then it was the best thing that ever happened
to him? Tony, I know what you're gonna say he
was going to be a cast member on U, S
and L. They found his old ship and there were
and cancel culture smacked him hard, and then it turned
out to be the best thing that ever happened to him,
which is weird because when it was going down, you're like, oh,
this guy got ft, but no, it actually really propelled

(01:29:03):
him to that next level.

Speaker 5 (01:29:04):
By the way, even before that, even before that, he
dropped out of West Point after like three weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
He didn't even make a month.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
He quit right, by the way. Can I can I
say this? To get into West Point is so fucking impressive.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
It's just so impressive. You have to be nominated by
both your senators. You have to be like academically, uh, scholastically,
uh sports wise, you you're you're you're the top dog
to do. You're an alpha male if you can get
into West Point. So Shane Gillis is a fucking straight
up alpha male.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
He's smart, he's funny, he's.

Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
Too smart, he talks about he likes to fight.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
My whole point is smart, talented, hilarious. I simply don't
remember on opiing Anthony, which means I don't that means
it wasn't an impressive appearance.

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
Is what I pay? I give it to you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
There that day. That could be part of.

Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
Every time he came on one time, I'm gonna give
it to you. He's come on several times. That's like
Trump's saying I've never been on the plane. Now it's
confirmed he's been on eight times.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Easy Tony, Ron, hold on one second, I dove deeper
into AI mode.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
Yeah, and it says no.

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
Shane Gillis did not appear on the original Opie and
Anthony show, the timelineman of his career.

Speaker 4 (01:30:30):
The shows run make the appearance impossible.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
Ron, where's my apology? I don't need the centrum anymore?
I was correct, it says relations.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
The show ended abruptly July third, twenty fourteen.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Abruptly, I wonder what?

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
And then it's it said.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
It ended in September of twenty sixteen, after the spin off.

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Gillis's career start.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Out of the Blue, Wait Anthony ended abruptly. What happened?
You think? I don't know?

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
It just says, abruptly July third, twenty fourteen, when Anthony
Komio was fired, a spin off of the Opie and
Jim Norton ended in twenty sixteen of September.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
I did another year after that. That was terrific.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
But you know, but let me get I really do
have to go.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
The original show ended abruptly.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
That's what I really do have to go. But I
want to.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
I want to.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
I want to understand this.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
Yeah, when it was first of all, the fact that
he didn't want his name on it. It was the
Opie Radio Show, but it was really Opie and Jim Norton.
But he didn't want his name. He didn't want his
name on the lights. He didn't want the Opie and
Jim Norton show. I get it, which is weird. Second,
are you telling me the reason how he left was

(01:31:45):
is he just walked out? He just didn't show up,
Jim Norton. How did Jim Norton leave the show?

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
No, we we parted ways.

Speaker 5 (01:31:53):
Oh okay, I thought he just funcked. I thought you
said he just walked up, walked out.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
I would no, no, no, no, oh, he walked on. We
didn't like each other. He didn't. He didn't really want
to do the show with me. He was there for
the money and the and the uh, you know, We're
still pretty popular. So he liked that You was.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
The other person on the show that he was friendly with.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
Back in the day. It was him and Anthony became
way closer than me and Anthony.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Oh, he was doing the show.

Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
Hold on, he was doing the show when it was
doing Anthony, and then he stayed on after Anthony.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
Yeah, and then he just was there for the money
and the exposure he hated. Well, look, I wasn't a
big fan of doing it with him either, But the
fact is, uh, you know, we did all right besides
all that. And then the show split into two. He
went with Sam Roberts and uh, and I moved on
to Carlin Vic and Sharon.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
Here's my question.

Speaker 5 (01:32:45):
Yeah, so it's it's opening Anthony and Jim Norton. And
from what I'm understanding from what you're saying is Jim
nort and Anthony kind of clicked and became like bfs.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Uh in the later years. That's one hundred percent tro Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
So what like off the air, there's no socializing.

Speaker 6 (01:33:06):
There was never There was never socializing in general among anybody.
It was a little bit here and there, but you know,
anyone's saying that there was a lot of socializing behind
the scenes of that show, they're lying.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
You know, but it seems like in that environment because it's.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Because these guys will pick apart everything. There were some,
but not as much as you would think.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
I'm looking at this. Hold on one second, I'm diving
deep in Ai Moode over here. Did you guys really
run a contest for one hundred grand and then give
them to give the winn or one hundred grand? Ba
chocolate ba?

Speaker 4 (01:33:44):
Did you really do?

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
That was the Boston Days? Yeah, Frank, that was that
was Boston Days.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
Hey, guys, I really you guys can stay on, but
I do have to go.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
I gotta si.

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
I have to go to the vampire clinic and I
have to eat first.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
And there's a great inside story behind that whole bit
that maybe we can do next time. All right, it's
a it's a great insight story which I have told before,
but we can tell it, all right. I gotta go too.

Speaker 5 (01:34:13):
Actually, hey, open so like I'm not doing Monday morning,
but Tuesday morning?

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
Tuesday morning? What's the date on that?

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
All right? Thank you, Tony p I you got it?

Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
Brod, what do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
Run you want it? Can we talk about that? Off air.

Speaker 5 (01:34:33):
No, just quickly. I think Tuesday morning, that's the thirtieth. Okay,
so yes, Tuesday morning, we have to talk about the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because January births it's
gonna air and a lot of the people were on
the show.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
I gotta go. I have to go.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
This is like an after show things.

Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
I have to go. Please let me go after I
want to save lives.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
Oh my god, stopped stop talking. Now. He wants to
do like after show meetings live on the live stream
and everyone out there is like, oh, kids, a crap.
He's still there because he knows we're talking about you.
Can't leave, because you know we're gonna talk about you. Leave.

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
Are you talking about me?

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Talk about hey?

Speaker 4 (01:35:28):
Are you talking about me?

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
Talking about me?

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:35:36):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
Ban Ron? Oh yeah, band Ron. I could ban him forever.
That's not a bad idea. I don't think banned him
forever forever? Gone? Wait, why can't I get him off
the screet All right? I can at least do that,
all right, Tony Pete, thank you, Tony, Tony Pop the Dog.
I wish you a happy new Year. If I don't see,

(01:35:58):
I don't know, I'm gonna try to keep doing these
because everyone else is not doing ship in the last
two weeks of the year, so I'm gonna try more
of these.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
I'm off, I'm off, and I'm free from now until.

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
Okay, we'll figure it out. That's after show stuff. I
don't care if you're off. Take care of your eyes
so we don't look like tiny little people.

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
Get a bigger screen.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
Yeah, get a bigger screen. Take care of your eyes,
you know, so we don't all look teeny weeny. And
I'll talk to you sooner, right, talk, All right, there goes,
ton't look, ton't look. And guys, thank you very very
much for checking this out. If you want to support
the show, it's very easy. You gotta you gotta help
me out. And uh, you know, listen to these on
a podcast apps, simple as that, So subscribe to the

(01:36:41):
Opie Radio podcast until next time. Bye bye,
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