Artie Lange's WILD Nose Story

Join Opie and comedian Ron the Waiter for a wild, unfiltered ride through the chaos of New York City, politics, and comedy beefs. From government shutdown threats to subway sketch artists and Artie Lang’s nose-shredding tale, this episode of Opie Radio dives into the absurdities of life with raw humor and real talk. Expect spicy takes on Trump’s AI trolling, the struggles of the middle class, and why Metallica will never rock the Super Bowl halftime show. Tune in for a mix of nostalgia, rants, and Ron’s sharp wit that’ll leave you laughing and thinking. Don’t miss the promise of a mind-blowing Nicolas Cage movie reveal in the next episode!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. This is my live stream.
That is New York City behind me. We should I
think we should see the sun popping up at about
ten or fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
How is everybody? You good? Hope you're good?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Lot of a lot of nervous Nelly's. You know, we
might have a government shutdown later today. Oh my god,
this old gag. You think they're gonna make a last
minute deal.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
We'll have to wait and see. Right, But Trump means business.
He's basically saying if the government shuts down, you know,
he's gonna fire a whole bunch of people.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
He's gonna go old school and start going your fired,
Your fired, Your fired, You're fired.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
And also Trump is using AI to troll everybody. Is
Trump the greatest troll of our generation? We should start
discussing that. Good morning, Nick, how are you?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Brother?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Jason High, Ted Pallawana r j Hnters, Oh my god,
Scott Watson up the river up on Cripple Creek. No,
that's a creek, not a river. I'd like to give
him a river song. Uh we did river up to see?
How about the River of Dreams by Billy Joel on
your hole of rocket. Ye that was that was too

(01:19):
much for me. I didn't like the river of dreams,
Billy Joel. I'm more of a captain. Jack will get.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
You high tonight. I like that one.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
What's up, John Quartz? Down there in Philly? How's Billy hanging?
I haven't. I haven't paid attention to Philly. In a minute, man,
it is everything all right down there in Philly.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I hope.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
So we got that Scheckler we got? No, the hair
is looking good today? Well, you know it's a hit
or miss with the hair. I roll out of bed.
I try to splash a little water on my face.
Some mornings I I I shower, But most of the
mornings I just tussle my hair and I jump on

(02:00):
a live stream. Man, was and Kimmel or Corolla? Your
West Coast story?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Was it? Kimmel or Corolla? Your West Coast story? Rick
from New York? Oh my god, going for the old
stuff right away?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well? Uh, well, hold on, I gotta I gotta get
round the waiter on it right away. He's a big star. Ron,
can't wait. He's a big star.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
App cru Hi Ron, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Well?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I gotta quickly tell my Adam Carolla story for the
one hundredth time. You know, old school Opian Anthony fans,
they like the old stories ron you.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
You get a story out of me from time to time.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
But even though I know nothing about Open Anthony, which
is crazy, I like that.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I kind of like that about you, to be honest,
because you know, I'm trying to move.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Past that, but they keep pulling me back in. But
we're off.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I'm not one of your SCA fans, huh. I'm not
one of your Siica fans.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
No good, I'm not honey your fits uh.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
But we were off the air for about two years,
and I was in La. I spent a lot of
time in La. I started living with my agent because
you know, I was in a I was in a
situation that I didn't like back on Long Island, so
I needed to get away from everything. So I lived
with my agent in the Pacific Palisades.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Rip to the Pacific Palisades, by.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
The way, and you know my agent was well rest
in peace to my agent as well. He would find
things to do and he he uh. He brought me
to a taping of I think it was Love Lines
with Adam Carolla and Doctor Drew because my agent also
represented either both those guys or one of those guys.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
And was that MTV? Who was that? Was that show
on MTV?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I mean it was naturally syndicated.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
There might have been a version on the MTAV but
uh so I sat in this room and in front.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Of me you could see the studio and you can
see him Corolla and Doctor Drew doing their love lines.
And you know, I'm like, oh, that's cool. I wouldn't
mind meeting those guys, considering you represent those guys as
well as me. And then there was a break in
the action and Adam Carolla famously famously looked at me.

(04:22):
These were the only words he ever uttered towards me.
He said, what are you doing here?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Really he did?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
And then he went outside, I believe, to have a
smoke during a commercial break. And then Doctor Drew left
the studio right after, out of Corolla, and he couldn't
have been nicer. And we talked through the whole commercial break.
You know, it's probably a good ten minute commercial break.
And then he's like, well, anyway, I hope you know
pleasure beating you. And he went back into the studio
to continue love Lines, and Adam Carolla quickly got back

(04:54):
in the studio pretty much avoiding any more conversation with me, and.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
They continued the A show.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
And that's the story that Rick from New York is
trying to get out of me today.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
So there you have it. What's up Ron?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Wait a minute, I guess you have a people, a
lot of people. You have a beef with this guy.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Too, I guess. I guess.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I guess, like, why did he like I'm starting to.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Learn that I get under people's skin very easily.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
So what did you do to Adam Kroll for him
to treat you like that?

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Absolutely nothing, No, absolutely nothing. I have no problems with
Adam Carol. I don't even know the guy. I literally
don't know the guy. So that's you know, he might
have been having a bad day. Maybe I had other
things he you know, he was thinking about.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I have no idea. You know, he probably has his
version of that. Oh.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
I did tell him to his face. He did come
on the show once, I think, and you know, we
kind of had a good laugh about it. Was it
was nothing burger in the end. He did come on
after after that, and I was able to talk to
him about it.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I don't remember what his reasoning was at the time.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
So just a weird thing to say to somebody that
you don't know, what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Well?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Radio guys in general very jealous of other radio Oh territorial,
My god. You know you know how you stand up comedians,
You know how you stand up comedians make believe you
love each other, and if one has a Netflix special
coming out, you say stuff like, oh, my god, he's
the funniest comedian in working today.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Make sure you go and check out.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
You want it to be a huge flop. Huh, you
want it to be a huge flop.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
But but in public they make believe, oh he's the
funniest comedian working today.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
But behind the scenes they just trash each other. You guys, you.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Stand up comedians are so fucking fake. You're a bunch
of phonies. You hate each other, but you can't say
it publicly. Every once in a while someone will bring
the beef to the public eye. But oh, when I
see these guys, because I I was privy to that world.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
To see, oh my god, make sure you check it.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Back in the day was Comedy Center. Make sure you
check out his Comedy Central special. He could be the
funniest comedian since George Carlin. And I'm I'm looking like
you trashed this guy every chance you get.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Hey, So, speaking of like specials, this just came out. Yeah,
you know he's been on the show, right, Sure.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I know Theo Vonn.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
He great stuff for me back in the day, and
then when I kind of needed and when I was
starting up this little podcast, he he gave me the old,
the old pay.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
No pay no mind.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
He gave it the cold shoulder.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh big cold shoulder. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, but at least at least he responded. Some of
these guys from the past, they don't even respond.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
They don't.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
They make believe, they make believe. You know, I never
wrote them to ask about my podcast. At least THEO
said I'll do it and then cancel last minute, and
then I never heard from him again.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Why Because they don't think you're big enough anymore. You
can't help their career.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I know that's rot small dude as him.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
No small, but I gave up trying to get him on.
You know, this version of what I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
The reason I bring up Ryo Vaughn because he's got
a new Netflix one hour you know, stand up special, right,
and it fucking bombed, like like they booed him like
it said, it went incredibly bad. It just goes to
show you how hard, how hard stand up comedy is.

(08:38):
Is theobond Who's a very talented guy obviously, and.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I don't think he uh yeah, he's talented. He did
you know what, shut your mouth up, Jesus Christop No.
I mean, I'm just gonna say, like he was really good,
Like he started doing my show way before the podcast
took off and all that.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
He was great. He was great.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
I'm kind of surprise that's how successful he got. Let's
just put it that way.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
So let me ask you, is theobarn Stele Vonn more
of a success as a podcaster than as a stand
up comic.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I you know, I never saw his stand up. Yeah,
to be honest with you, I'm just surprised that he
went through the stratosphere with with his podcast. That's all
I'm saying. He's very talented, you know, but at one point, uh,
he was bigger than he was bigger than Joe Rogan.
He might even be bigger than Joe Rogan because Joe,
you know, has that Spotify deal, so that that hurt

(09:33):
his numbers at first. I don't know, but but he
also theobarn also was basically saying that he has suicidal thoughts.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
There's another thing where he's on stage and he's talking
about that and the audience doesn't know if he's being
facetious or not.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Like, hey, he's.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Being as real as it gets.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Man.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, I know Theovonne enough to know if he was
talking about that in public, you know he might. I
knew that the whole Netflix thing was just a disaster,
and then you start reaching for shit because you because you, uh,
you still feel like you got to entertain the people
in front of you. So I bet you he was like,
oh fuck, this is going really bad, and I do

(10:14):
have suicide, so maybe I'll bring it up here.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
So the reason I believe Theo Vaughn is so successful
as a podcaster and maybe as a comic, and also
I think it's the same reason that Joe Rogan is
very successful. Yeah, there's something about people who are authentic,
who are just genuine. It's it's like an addictive quality.
It's very rare just to be truly truly authentic. Pete

(10:39):
Davidson also very successful and incredibly raw and authentic. They
have that in common.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Pete Davidson is very uh you know, this will drive
people nuts, but he's very likable. The guy is so likable.
You know, he comes in and makes you feel like
you're his best friend. And you know what, we certainly, uh,
we certainly had kind of friendship during his time doing
the radio show.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
But then yeah, but then you know, he.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
And then all sudden he's just knocking down Hollywood starlits
and I'm and I'm sitting at home going why will
he called me any more?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Why won't he text me anymore?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
See that's I get it.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I get it. Trust me.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
But by the way, like they just showed a picture
of like, wait a minute, is he having a baby
with somebody?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
I think so, I think that's.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
She's obviously she's a smoke you. I've seen her. I
don't know her name. She's incredibly gorgeous. I don't is
she an actor? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Uh, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I'll tell you the appeal of Pete Davidson. This is
all you need to know to get personality. And he's
so likable.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
That's what he was.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Able to get Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
To go to a shitty local pizza joint in Staten Island.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
That's all you need to know about his charm.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Uh yeah, I think that's that's what it is.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
And then of course, like Ariana, Grinde made him famous
because he had a big dick energy. I'm not sure
what that is, like your penis has personality? What does
that mean?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
You just you know, when you break down a life.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
I'm innocent, opie.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
I break a life if you got if you got
a decent sized piece, it gives you a little extra confidence.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
That's all.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
That's pretty much. That's right there.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
We don't have a lot of time today.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Bro o, Hey be listening to this. I'm on the
subway and this guy sits two seats in front of me. Yeah,
and he's got the fucking pad on the pencil And
I'm like, oh man, this guy wants to some money.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
You ran into that. I know exactly who you get.
You ran into that.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Guy, dude, it's not bad that it's not bad.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
So you got sketch art, let me fill in the
blanks as a show. Yeah, you can move towards the
camera a little bit. That's a bad ron for real.
You get sketch artistes on the subway and they, you know,
they're sitting in a seat, and it's so awkward when
you get on New York City subway because you're sitting,
you know, directly across from someone.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
It's hard not to make eye contact.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
And some of these guys pull out a pen and
paper and they start sketching.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
You.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Did he did? He say, do you mind if I
sketch you? Or did he just start?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
So he sits down and then he starts scanning, and
then he's looking. There's a guy right in front of,
a white guy in front of him, and he looks
up and the guy looks up, and the guy looks
back down. Then he turns to the left and sees me,
looks at me, and I don't look. I continue to
look at him, and he shows me the pad and pen.

(13:43):
He goes, hey, can I can I draw you? Do
you mind? I'm like, and I'm and I went to
go for it, right, And then he goes, great, right,
and you know, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
You know?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
He tried to small talk and then he and then
in the middle of the small talk. He's like, hey,
you know, if you like it and you want to
throw me if you bucks, that would be great. But
but I'm not asking. He's like, I'm not asking. Blah
blah blah. He was the nicest gay black man I've
I've met in a long time. Just a very nice

(14:13):
gay black man, not threatening. I didn't have to I
didn't have to break out the subway the subway spray dude,
I actually got one of these. That's mace. No means no.
I look, dude, I'm not going to carry a knife
because it will be taken away from I don't I

(14:35):
don't have a gun. I'm not going to carry a knife.
This is my protection. By the way, it probably very
effective right in the eyes. Come on, no means no.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Oh, that's that's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Uh I got it from a vomitsist.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Let me let me say how to j D straight
shot one of ours. What what is your guy's favorite
karmic song? And why is it lip service? What do
you know a guy named karmick? I'm sorry, straight you
just wasted five If I see, I'll give you five
dollars back. I'm sorry, I'm interrupting round for that. I

(15:11):
apologize right about the subway because it's in the news today.
Remember the guy that pushed the woman onto the tracks.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
That happens like once a week, What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
It does happen a lot.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
So the advice I give people that when they come
to New York City, make sure your back's against something
when you're on the subway platform.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
For real.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I'm not a paranoid person in general when I'm wandering
around New York City, but that's one where I am
paranoid about. I make sure I have my back against
something as they wait for the subway.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
There's a bunch of people that will give you the
old push aerou and the latest one.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
The guy got how many how many years you think
you get for pushing a woman on the subway tracks?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
She survived, by the way, and gave him ship in
the courtroom.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Well, first of all, I got that makes you get
that's attempted murder. Whatever, that's a long time.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
How many years, ron, you're a smart guy, you got
that cognition murder.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
I'm gonna say five to seven.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
He got ten. I think I think you should get
more than ten.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I went low because the way the way he was
setting it up because you know that, you know how
the criminal system in New York is kind of weak.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
I'm not I'm not soft on crime.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
I pretty much think if you kill someone, you should
get the death penalty.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
I really believe that unless it's an insane accident.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
But as soon as you know you're going to kill somebody,
I personally think you should get the death penalty. And
I am not even joking. You take a life, you
knew you were going to take that life, you should
have your life taken away, simple as that.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
You're you're you're you're quoting the Bible right now. That's
called an eye for an eye.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Well, I mean, you.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Can't bring the person back that you took that person's life.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Why are we negotiating this shit? O?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
But here's here's what absolutely infuriates me. Yeah, most of
the people who are getting pushed onto the tracks by
that by that person, yeah, shouldn't be on the street.
They like they they they keep getting released. That's the problem.
It's the court system. They keep even though even like

(17:27):
the police chiefs and the lieutenants go, what do you
want us to do? We are arresting people and then
within twenty four to forty eight hours. They're back on
the street. They don't have the fear of the court system.
They got rid of fucking bail, and now there's free
bail because wrong.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
It's it's infuriating. You know. Trump wants open up.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
All the the all all the old mental institutions.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Hold on, Opie. Let me say this, and I hate
to bring it up because it's such a horrific image.
That poor Ukrainian girl on the I That guy was
arrested like thirty fucking times. Why is he on the street.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Because we're lay masses out there.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
And that's why the Republicans win, because we because they
blame the Democrat for releasing these violent people. They should
not be released. Sometimes the Democrats go so far left
they forced people to vote Republicans preach.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
As people think. I'm gonna live preach ron.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
That's what I've been saying about the Democratic Party forever.
Your ideology is insanely too far left. Fucking read the room,
way too far left, read the room. If a Democrat
could figure his shit out and run as like more
of a moderate, they would have a great chance of winning.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I'm gonna tell you why. Like in the Republican season
shit like this, like the Democrats had funding in a
bill so people in prison could have sex transformations whatever
you call it. And that's and and that is true.
There is money put away for transgender uh whatever you

(19:16):
call it in prison. And then public are you fucking
crazy you're funding this? And to a to a person
with comments unto like yeah, why are we funding that?
Like seriously, and and then they seize on the fact like, hey,
in a public school, we have to have a different bathroom,
Like it's too much.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I when I when I read those stories, I'm the
guy that goes, this can't be real.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I always say to myself, there's gotta be more to this,
because this this sounds insane.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Especially when it's in a political ad. I'm like, this
is so insane. There's gotta be something, you know, something
else about this.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
And and I think this guy, uh Zohan Mandani. Oh,
by the way, guests who dropped out yesterday, Adam Adams,
the Democrats.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
I went on this rand yesterday.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
So in New York City we got a guy, Mom Donnie,
I say wrong every time, but it's Mom Donnie. He's
gonna be the next fucking mayor. Of New York City
and he's landslide. He's gonna win in a landslide. Back
in the day, we all yelled and screamed, never forget,
never forget, never forget.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
But I'll tell you why he's gonna win in a landslide.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Because the Democrats or the other side, I should say,
because like Clobo is an independent and all that.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
We know, right, you know the deal.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
But the other side that was facing Mamdani, they couldn't
get together and go all right, the rest of yet,
the rest of you gotta drop out so we have
a good shot at this. These guys stayed in the
race way too fucking long.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
And here's here's the other thing. Why is doing so well?
Because you want to talk about going left? This guy
wants to fucking have free supermarkets and all those all
those storefronts in the subway system that are closed since COVID,

(21:12):
he wants to turn those into homeless housing units. Like
you know what I mean, imagine that.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
So well squid games coming to New York.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yes, yeah, And he wants to have like free busting
blah blah blah. The only reason he's doing so well
is because people are so anti Trump. Now what's happening.
It's it's such a reverberation from what's happening now that

(21:46):
they're running to Zohimandani because the other it's it's so bad,
it's so bad. And also who's he running at Cromo?
Just look at dude. He just looks like a creepy
old guy.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
With the nipple rings. And also Curtis Sliwa and the
stupid Barrett.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Oh my god, by the way, the Democratic.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Loves him this curse.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Does any anyone women would love him?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
And got makes you look ridiculous, dude.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
His polling with cat people is through the roof because
he's a big cat person.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Oh god, good for him.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
And by the way, that's like that's one of his
campaign promises is that he will set up feral cat camps,
mere rat infestations.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah, that's great, good luck with that that.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
I want to say this about Curtisia. Yeah, the Democrats
and Independence running against Mundani are so bad. This is
the best numbers see what's ever seen. Like he's actually
like in double digits, like he's in the twenties, like
running he's never done so well.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Ever, if Cuomo doesn't drop out or vice versa.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
They have a shot against Mom, Donnie.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
They got to focus on the one fucking candidate moving
forward here, and they can't do it. A couple other
things about politics, because there's so much to talk about today.
Got the government shut down about to happen, right, you
think it's gonna happen this time around?

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Or are they going to do a last minute deal? Ronnie?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
The government shutting down because last time, fucking that idiot
Chuck Schuma, like like fucking Benedict Donald helped the Republican
save the bill. Donald Trump is calling the.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Republican, Sorry, she goes, I had no choice. I had
no You had a choice, bro let down his entire party.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I had no choice. He cares way more about about.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Donald Trump anything else.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Donald Trump is telling the Speaker of the House and everybody,
let the government expire. What's it called shutdown? Let it happen,
because it's it's another version of doge. They can they're
gonna have another version of mass firings. And they want
to have mass firings. Yeah, and that's no. They said,

(24:11):
if this happens, there's gonna be mass firings again.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
They wanted listen to me, you're on fire to day
and I love it, but you're giving me stuff that
I gotta jump in with. So I knew, uh, I
knew Chuck Schumer was no good.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
This goes back a bunch of years. I was at
the Oyster Festival.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
They do an Oyster festival in ah in Oyster Bay,
Long Island, every every fall.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
It used to be by my jam.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I went every year, live bands, oysters, beers, people watching
girls for days. Met Jackie the joke Man. That's where
I met Jackie the joke Man. We became instant friends.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
By the way, and oysters are an afrodisiac.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
So and it gets crowded and you walk these street
he says, you've just figured out.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
What do you want to do next? Do I want
to go check out that band? Do I want a
little fall action over here? Do I want pumpkin spice something?

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Anyway, All of a sudden, coming down the street, this
is so many years ago, I didn't know who Chuck
Schumer was. There was a giant sign coming down the
street held by really hot I would say, young college
girls dressing the part.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Let's just say, with.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
A giant sign, this is the egomaniac that is Chuck Schumer.
Giant sign that said meet Chuck Schumer, and he's now
behind that giant sign. He thought everyone was gonna be like,
oh my god, of course we got to meet Chuck.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Schumer and we all all this locals. You know, I
was from Huntington. Back then, Everyone's like, who the fuck
is Chuck? No one knew who he was, but he
had the gall to walk this festival with these hot chicks.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
That part wasn't bad. With a giant sign that said
meat Chuck Schumer.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
And then like a typical politician waiving everybody, it's like,
oh God, go home, dude.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
He threw hot girls in front. That's good. Huh. He
threw hot girls in front, that's good.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Well sure, I mean that that makes everything better.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
I mean, if you want to do, if you want
to solve the Gozza situation, get the.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Do you think it's common knowledge that you the viewers
watching right now know that he's related to Amy Schumer?
Is that like common knowledge.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Pretty much as a cousin. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I don't think I forget. I think their cousins or whatever.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Hey listen, I want to I want to really.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Fast more on the politics I don't think we're going
to do a ton of politics.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
But Governor Hokeel, the New York Governor, I like her.
Governor Hokel made me laugh today.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
I like her.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
You want to know what you like her?

Speaker 3 (27:01):
I know, I think she's got moxy.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
You're leaning dramatically to the right. But you like the
governor Hocle.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
No, I think, no, you do. I like her because
every issue is separate, like she's it's it's she doesn't.
Every issue is not based on Democrat or left. She
really handles every issue.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
A right fair enough. But I think she smells like
moth balls. How about that?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
No, it's if she was prettier, you wouldn't say it.
She's not very pretty, but she's a bulldogg.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Talks like this.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Take me on.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
You know what she looks like. She looks like if
you get a.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Hold of it, many times a muppet reject.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
You know what she looks like, if you get a
hold of that, like fucking check porn where it's like
a milk in a gang bang. That's exactly what she likes.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
God, you went there, huh, All listen to me.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I'll tell you why. Governor Hunkle made me laugh this morning.
This is the headline, Governor Hokele warning the public to
beware of scams.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Oh yeah, I didn't know because she's given out repay checks.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
I didn't read anymore because I started laughing my ass off.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
She's the fucking scam. You don't how expensive it is
to live in New York. She's the scam.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Okay, I want to tell you why. She's saying that
Governor Hokeel is sending out five hundred dollars inflation checks
to like, right, whoever qualifies. But it's like eight hundred million,
I don't know, it's a big number. Like and she said,
there's nothing you have to do. You don't have to file,

(28:41):
you don't have to sign up. It's automatic. We look
at your income and if you're at a if you're
at a certain income, you're getting a five hundred dollar
check automatically. And the scam is people are calling her,
go hey, if you want your rebut check, we need
this information, and she's saying, you don't have to get anything.
You're gonna get it. God blessed, God blessed Kathy Hokel.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I do know the whole story, but as soon as
I heard warning the public to beware of scams. The
amount of money it costs to live in New York
the amount of money to it costs to live in
New York City.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
And she's talking about scams. They've been scamming us since day.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
One, since the since the first day I stepped into
New York City. This place scams you. And she's just
the latest politician. The congestion pricing plan. I talked to
regular people. Ron, I'm not like, you don't talk to
regular people. You're too busy putting your toes in the
sand in Tony Island.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
As I'm out in the street talking to regular people.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
You know that this congestion pricing plan, that was the
thing where people are like, I can't do it anymore,
and they're they're fleeing New York City. I was talking
to a guy literally two days ago that works in
this building. He has a decent job. He's part of
the union. You know, he gets taken care of by
his union. Is a door, I'll play it, he was,
I can't afford it more.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
He goes. Do you know what costs me just to
get in and out of New York City?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Fifty dollars a day, and you might think to yourself,
what's fifty dollars a day?

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Do the fucking math on that.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
That's that's why man Donnie's going to win the left side.
He literally he's running on that issue affordability. And by
the way, that's why c was doing well. His latest
campaign ad, curtisiwa the campaign ad is simply, the middle
class is fleeing New York City. And then if they
if the middle class flee in New York City, there's
nothing left. So that's his campaign is I'm trying to

(30:32):
keep the middle class in New York City.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
But let's do the math on fifty dollars a day.
That's the average to get in and out of New
York City. Okay, it's probably a little more. So let's
say let's say that's that will cost you about one
thousand dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
That's twelve thousand dollars a year.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
So when you're looking at your fucking paycheck, you've got
to put aside twelve thousand dollars to get in and
out of New York for your job. So when she
talks about scams, she can go for self.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
There's a lot of positives with the with the congestion
pricing though it's brought business, It's brought business back to
Lower Manhattan.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, on the backs of the middle class. That's the problem. Ron,
that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
But you know, and you know this guy because I
don't know, I truly don't know, he goes it truly
hasn't changed the traffic.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
It's still horrendous traffic.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Well, first of all, I thought Donald Trump was gonna
end it anyways, Like didn't he send Secretary Duffy here.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Well, no offense to Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
And I don't want to piss people off, but a
lot of the things he says he's gonna do.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
He never really ends up doing. Oh shit, for real,
he doesn't. But people get confused because there's a lot
of stuff he.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Does do, but he's on purses.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
He's gonna do something every fucking day, and a lot
of these things fall by the waist side.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
He was supposed to get rid of the congestion pricing plan.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
To me, the most embarrassing thing so far in Donald
Trump's presidency, Yeah, was he literally rolled out the red
carpet in Alaska for for Putin and and since then
it's gotten it's it's the war. Ukraine's gotten much worse.
Putin is literally fucking playing Donald Trump. And and if

(32:14):
you're a reasonable human being, there's they got something over.
They got something hanging over Donald Trump because he's literally
doing the Russian playbook. Let's get rid of the UN
let's get it, let's get rid of NATO, let's get
rid of us US US DA USA aid, he's literally
doing he's doing the Russian playbook. There's something going on.
If you don't see that, wake up, Gavin Newsom. Gavin

(32:38):
Newsom just went on. Hold on. Gavin Newsom just went
on Stephen Colbert and and said, I'm not fucking around anymore.
I am ringing the bell. It's red flags. Wake He
literally said, wake the fuck up, America. There's not gonna
be Gavin Newsom said on Stephen Colbert. Wasn't the next
election twenty twenty eight, he said, and he this is

(33:00):
not hyperbole. I truly believe if you don't wake the
fuck up, it won't be an election in twenty twenty eight.
I think we're getting that serious.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
All right, listen to me. This is why I like
you Ron. You know that you shut me up. But
I was trying to give you a compliment.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
This is why I do like you, and it kind
of pisses off people. But you you take every issue
kind of like the hocal you were saying, and you
know what I mean, You're not just following one party
line all the way to the all the way to
the finish line.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
I'm not following the cult guidelines. Just have common look
at everything in common sense.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
That's all common sense in America. That stop it.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
That's yeah, put that bumper sticker on your car and
see what happens to me hughes. He says, Ron looks
like Bono if Bono was a lesbian.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
You know, it's not depending on like how fat or
thin I am and how long or sure my hair is. Yeah,
I get called Bono. Yeah, I get called Quentin Tarantina.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Not a little bit. A little bit.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
For some reason, Joe PESHI maybe my voice. I don't
know why.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
A little bit.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Some people say Danny DeVito and the Penguin.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Oh, well, Thebo the HBO version of the Penguin. When
is that fucking show coming back? I'm looking forward to
the next season. But Ron, I got a question for
you today. Yeah, so, uh, they announced that Bad Bunny
is going to be playing the super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
You know, the Bad Bunny is a Puerto Rican superstar.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
He's he made, He's as big as Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
He's massively huge.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
He changes economies wherever he plays.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I can't even tell you one fucking Bad Bunny saw him,
and I think I'm okay with that, to be honest
with you.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
But he's playing the super Bowl. It was announced yesterday.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
And you know, every time they announced who's going to
play the super Bowl, people lose their fucking minds and
they go, we want Metallica. Now here's my question for
you today, Ron Metallica is popular enough to easily play
the super Bowl, there's no doubt about it. But why

(35:13):
won't Metallica ever be invited to play the halftime show
at the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Let's see how smart you are.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Is it political?

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Not political? There's a very obvious answer.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Does it have something to do that the yank could
have the right to enter Sandman? And I don't know,
I'm guessing what what?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Because when they picked a halftime show for the super Bowl,
they're going for the broads.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Oh there's not enough broads that like Metallica.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
I've seen the broads that like Metallica, and they fucking rule,
if you want to know the truth, But there's not
enough of them. And when they pick a halftime act
in general, in general, they try to find, uh, you know,
acts that the broads are really into because they want
them to watch the halftime show to to keep the
numbers way up.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
So if you are a rock band, that's why I
think they got away with Darol.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Smith, because you know, there's enough broads that uh, you know,
like the like the Steven Tyler in the Gang. But
that's why Metallica is not gonna play the super Bowl
anytime soon.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
You know that makes sense. But you know what's funny
when you're saying this, you know what I'm thinking, dude,
every time I go to like a like a fucking
like Metallica show or like a fucking like Guns and
Roaches show, Dude, it's filled with hot fucking chicks, like
so like feriously rock chicks are like fucking hot. However,
you're right, like, if you're a woman and it's the

(36:46):
halftime show, you're not going to watch the halftime show
unless it's like Janet Jackson All That Got Go No
or like a, who's that fucking guy? He's like a
he wears dresses. He has a song called watermelon honey,
watermelon sugar sugar. Harry styles like that type of stuff.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Here's my impression of that song, Watermelon sugar, watermelon sugar.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
You like it?

Speaker 3 (37:20):
You should be on fucking America's got talent? Or no? No,
what's the other one? What's the what's the what's what's
what's the one with Lionel Ritchie? What the is the
name of that show?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (37:33):
What's that show?

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I could do all the voices right, Hello, Yeah, you're
looking for.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Steven.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
What's the name of that music showy? Ritchie? The contest?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
The voice, the voice.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
I knew the answer, but I didn't care anyone.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
By the way. I went before we before we go,
I got to bring this up. I'm going still. Oh
but all you do is talk. My god, my hear
is a ringing? Go ahead?

Speaker 4 (38:03):
What do you got today?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Because you say that a lot? So you literally.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
You know what it is.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
I give you so much. I give you so much
good information that that's a problem. I give you too
much stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
You know what I like about yourn You're you're well
prepared because I was gonna stop the whocl bit with
the whole uh you know, warning the public of scams.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
And I didn't feel like talking about the inflation checks.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
And that's funny, but you guy, the guy's doing to
play on words. Ron looks more like Harry Styles, but
he felt it Harry.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
I get Harry Styles. That's that's kind of fun. All right.
We don't need to see a chest there.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Listen to me, can I You're gonna end with the
Yankees thing?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Right?

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah? Oh, I'm going to the Yankees game tonight.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Well we're not ending. Is that gonna be your big closer? No?

Speaker 3 (38:51):
No, I got other stuff, But I want to say
this first, Sure you had a relate issue? Was already
laying like he used to do your show.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
I'm sure, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Like?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Are you like are you friendly with him? Still? Like?
Uh No?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
But I mean, uh, there's no issues with already lying.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
But there's another guy, dude. I what happened to me
is simple.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
I sat in a seat that wielded a lot of power.
You came on OPI and Anthony. You know you were
selling out places. I know it's hard to believe as
I as I do a show now for my windowsill.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
But we had a lot of power.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
You know, we made a lot of comedians and they
made a lot of money. And uh, I just assumed
that some of these guys would remembered that when I
had the big drop a room in my career, and
I thought, some of these guys will probably remember that
they were nobodies and they they became regulars on our
show and became no joke millionaires.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
And the problem as soon as you lose that big seat.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
And I'm I'm a guy because I had no idea
when you lose that big seat, they all go bye
bye round, they all go bye bye.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
You know who I respect? H I wrote down and
said Jim Florentine, because dude, this guy like he's all
over the place. He does. He's like next thing I
like on Instagram. He's in London with Jim Norton, like
selling out ship. He's on this thing called get Not
Get Parts.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
He's gonna come by get parts.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
You know, he came by No Not Get parts.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
This thing on Fox. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Hopheads, I don't know, but oh his show, there's.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
A show on Fox. They do and Sharaj Small's doesn't two,
the gut felt thing Gotfeld. I see him on that
all the time. But this guy actually shows up now
like he's still loyal. I really respect that guy.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
He came by get bards and I had the worst
luck all my equipment. My laptop literally blew up that day.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Just because one time he shows up.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Everyone was set, everyone was excited. I had Florentine, and
then my computer literally blew up. I had to get
a new computer after that. But anyway, listen, let's move on.
But Florentine is the real deal.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
I like him. He said he's gonna do get parts.
We'll see what happened.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
So I'm on Instagram and I and I see the
latest version of Skankfest and there's Addie laying right and
he's telling the story of how his nose got so
fucked up? Really, do you know it?

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Do you know the story?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Well, I'll be careful how you tell this, because I
think it had a lot to do with abusing his
nose too much, with substances, right, and then I believe, Sure,
I believe Then at that point, if I know correctly,
because he told me parts of this, he owed a
bookie money.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I think no, no, no, I'm gonna tell you exactly
it's not true. Now I'm gonna tell you, Zachty, he
was literally on skank theft telling this story to Big
j O okerfinn Or Okerson and uh Louis Gomez. By
the way, Jay Okussen is so fucking funny. He's just
so quick.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
He's he's really he carries those.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
He's dude, he's he's the show.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
He's just very he's he's got a dry sense of humor.
And he says it in a very relaxing way.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Look, they work, they work well together. They got they
got some decent success. But the fact that you know,
Jay carrying those guys.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
So here's the story, and i'll i'll, i'll, I'll say
it in a soft way. So already laying is with
this girl and they have a couple tablets of Thailand
all you know what I mean, And and already goes
and we need something to break it up, crush it up.

(42:54):
And then right away and then right away like uh,
j goes, well, why don't you just you know, Jake,
He goes, you know, you can just swallow it, and
I goes, yeah, but my liver, you know, okay, my
ye know, but it's not good for your liver, you know,
like it was funny. So here's the here's how his
nose got so fucked up. He's with this girl and

(43:18):
they have Thailand, all right, and they're crushing it up.
They need something to crush it up. So the girls
finds a glass salt shaker, and she's taking the bottom
of the salt shaker and going like this, and you
know how the bottom of a glass salt shaker, you
know those little edges. She's she's using the edge of

(43:42):
the bottom of the glass salt shaker to break up
the I don't know, and it breaks. So she decides
they don't want to waste the drugs, so she thinks,
I'll just grind the glass into the tail and all
so we can still do the drugs. So now there's

(44:04):
fine shards of glass from the bottom of the salt shaker.
Already doesn't know this. She's she makes these two giant
fucking lines and already doesn't know that there's glass in it.
And someone calls her this is exactly what he's saying

(44:25):
on the show. She leaves the room for a second,
like someone called her name, and she left and already
came into the room and he sees two giant lines,
and he thinks she made them for him. One was
for her and one was for him. Right, you did
them both, And he said, as soon as he did
that first line, it was intense fucking pain. He said,

(44:49):
you could feel the shredding. And but he did the
other line too, so and he goes, yeah, but I
did the other line.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Tell yeah, I mess up his.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Nose because it everything inside. He snorted glass. He snorted
glass and it said. He said, it was immediate, intense pain,
and it shredded everything inside. It just ripped everything apart.
And he said it was like blood was gushing out.

(45:19):
And that's how his nose got so deformed. It's because
when he was snorting the tail and all, there was
shards of broken glass in it.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Okay, listen to me, Ron. I believe the story.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Well he told it ago.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I'm with hughsey Husy and I have a match. Snorting
glass once would not destroy your nose like that, So
I believe he did. But I don't believe that's the
reason the whole nose collapsed.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
That's what he said.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Those collapse from years and years of abuse. Sure, right,
was that he owed somebody money and he got hit?

Speaker 2 (46:02):
That's the rumor? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Yeah. I mean all I can tell you, OPI is
that's the version he gave a few days ago.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I believe that story one hundred yes, But I don't
believe that was the reason why his whole nose looks
like it does today.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
When you when he was on your show, was his
nose like that? Was that pre nos or like like
did he have a normal nose? Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Wow, that's a really good question. Yeah, I think uh
oh wow that you know, that's a really good question.
I would make a terrible witness. I would say his
nose was relatively normal. Yeah, yeah, I believe, Yeah, Yeah,
he did great radio for me. Man, holy ship.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
You know what. He seemed like a very smart, shop
quick witted guy.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Is insanely talented. He's he's so much fun to be on.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Hold hold on, please. When you say already legs and
sale talented, what does that mean? Like, what does that mean?
Because that's a broad statement, like what made him talented?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
He's very funny? Okay, he like you said earlier, he's
very real. He's authentic.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Yes, he is authentic.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Is shiites and and more importantly, it comes across.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
But he's a really nice guy and it shows when
he's on a radio show, it shows that's it.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
We said it in the beginning of the show. Authenticity
is real. And you know what's funny, Like every Christmas,
I keep forgetting he played the He played like that
drunk fucking Santa in elf Right. That's great. He was good.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
You know what I hate about that ship? And I
gotta go, Ron, So I think you got to come
back on tomorrow because I got I've got ship that
we never even got to listen.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Well, come, I'm gonna come back on tomorrow because I
have something that's gonna blow your fucking mind.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
All right, Yeah, let's save it for tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
I'll give you a little sneak peek of what I'm
gonna talk about. Sure, there's a movie that came out
in nineteen ninety eight. Oh, I know what you're gonna say,
Gary Nicholas Cage, Let's talk about it tomorrow. It is
so fucking eerie. Will we will discuss it tomorrow. It
is bizarre how similar it is. Right, It's like it's

(48:25):
like the Simpsons, like the movie fucking literal I don't
want to give it away. We'll talk about it tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
By the way, hold on.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Opie, and I'll give you my review of the game.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
I'm going to the game Tonight's Red Sox game.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
By tonight, I will not wear my Red Sox hat.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
And I want to talk about the aih. We didn't
even talk about Trump trolling Shumer and Hakim with the
AI video.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Oh I didn't see that date.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
And they're so outraged and pissed off. That's what Trump
was going for, you fools, the AI video. That's Trump.
All right, we can do it quick because it's it's
not gonna be as UH in the news tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
But Trump uh tweeted out in a video of Chus
Schumer trashing and cursing UH, cursing Democrats in general and
potential voters and why they don't have enough people voting
for Democrats anymore.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
And JAKEM. Jefferies is in the shot with us sombrero.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Yeah, he's trolling the Democrats and they took the fucking bait.
You know, when you got a bully like that, and
don't get mad at me, maggot people, when you got
to bully like Trump.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
You gotta fucking punch back.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
You have to fight him, you know, punch for punch.
You make your own AI video, you don't.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
You don't jump on these uh talking head shows and
talk about how butt hurt you are.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
That's by the way, you know, you know, you know
who punched back and it actually spiked their ratings. South Park. Yeah,
south Park just goes hard rating for the best I've
ever been And Jimmy Kimball's ratings are just fucking.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
By the way.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
You know, he's in Brooklyn now, isn't. He's shooting live
in Brooklyn for a week.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
I defended Jimmy Kimble.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
You know, I think, you know, you can't have the
government influencing what you do on your TV show, your
radio show, your podcast.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
As long as that's what they do in South America.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
As long as you're not breaking the rules of the FCC,
then they should leave you the fuck alone.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
You know, the companies themselves.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Have their own rules of course that you have to
buy buy and Disney knew that Kimble didn't step over
the line. They were feeling the pressure, so I felt
like I had to defend Kimble.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
But I'm not a fan of the guy. I saw,
I saw his comeback. It was good, and then I
went right back to not watching.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
You know what, we should go to one of the
We should go to one of the shows and and
uh in Brooklyn and and uh roast them like the
way he's back in the day.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
I said to me the last time I ever saw him,
what do you do?

Speaker 3 (50:59):
And here? Have you ever met Jimmy Kimmel?

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Dude, we went over this. He used to do football
picks for OPI and Anthony.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Literal football picks on Fridays, and then he would call
back on Mondays to see he.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Didn't go with me. I never heard this.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Wait a minute, Well he started off doing picks literally.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Well, I mean he was.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
He was pretty big in radio in general. But yeah,
he came to our attention because of our PD, Gary Wall.
They were friends.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Did Jimmy Kimmel start off in radio?

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Man, oh he's a radio he was a comedian.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
I'll be honest when he tells his radio stories, I'm
right there because I could relate to a lot of
the bullshit he went through.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
And Gary Wall was OURPD at w n W. I'll
tell you this real fast. I gotta go the fuck he's.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Like Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
So Gary Walls like, we had a huge radio show
and Gary was trying to get a relationship going with
Jimmy Kimmel and Opian Anthony, and they figured out why
doesn't he do football picks?

Speaker 2 (51:59):
So on Fridays he do football picks. And then on
Monday he called back and were like, ah, you.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Got the Bills game wrong, or you got the you know,
the Patriots game wrong. Whatever, and you know, and it
was kind of funny in there as well. And uh,
I saw The Man Show before it was a show.
I saw the demo reel. Actually I saw it in
Gary Wall's office. And then famously, this is what's really
funny about uh, you.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Know The Man Show with them Adam Corolla.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Uh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
And then whatever, there's a whole story there too. But so, uh,
Gary Wall got fired and it was Jimmy Kimble's good friend.
So Jimmy Kimmel called us up and I respect it
for this. He goes, I can't do your show anymore.
They fired my boy. I'll never do anything for CBS again, right, So.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
He's a loyal guy.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Well, and then that night he went on David Letterman,
which which was owned by the same company because it's
an umbrella. So CBS had the TV the division, they
had the radio division. So Jimmy Kimble famously calls that
I can't do your show anymore because they fired my boy.
So he's sticking up for a front and I won't
do anything for CBS anymore, and then he went on

(53:11):
fucking letter.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Hold On, let me get let me get this straight.
Jimmy Kimble got his success not as a stand up comic,
but as a radio personality first, sort of like Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Yes, and I think I think he was introduced to
TV by doing The Man Show.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
I think he probably did some lower level stuff before that,
but that was that was the big stepping stone for Kimmel.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Hold On, didn't you've interacted with Jimmy Kimble. This is
my impressure of him. Man, super fucking sharp, super fucking sharp.
He doesn't get I mean, you know, yeah, he's shop
got you.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
I'm just not a fan of late night talk shows
in general these days.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
But all right, listen to me, ah man, all right,
Can I just end with this and then we'll continue
tomorrow because I want to talk about the I want
to talk about the AI generated character that's going to
be signed by an agency in Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
I want to do that tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Well that's why SAG went on strike literally for this issue.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
And they're stupid because you can't there's technology you can't
hold back.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Right, imagine back in the day when they they were
outraged when they went from silent films to what do
they call them back then talk to and they were
trying to hold back the talkies. Some of this technology
you can't hold back. You got to embraced and try
to figure it out. AI want you to stay and

(54:34):
and if you're gonna try to hold back that technology,
you're gonna be left in the Okay.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Hold on, So I got to say this. Then, So
Whoopy Goldberg who has an egot like which is a
very rare thing. She's got the oscar and me bye
bye blah blah bah blah. They she was talking about
this and she said, actors, human actors are actually at
an unfair advantage now because what they do is they
take the AI actor and they feed it tens of

(55:03):
thousands of actors. So you have an actor with a
little bit of Hunphrey Bogart, a little bit of carry
grant a little bit of charisma of you know, Paul Newman.
And what's happening is the human actors actually add an
unfair advantage because the other AI actor is bringing in

(55:27):
all the tools of all the other actors before them.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
It's over. In another year or two, I'll just do
an AI podcast for my voice. It's over. It's over.
You got to embrace this and try to figure it out.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
If I was one of these big Hollywood hot shots, right,
I would sell my AI like this today.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
You go to a major.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Studio and go, all right, you could use me in
every fucking movie moving forward.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Just pay me, pay me for my AI likeness.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
That's what these people got to do, because it's coming, man,
it's you can't stop it.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
First of all coming, it's already. It's already here because
actors are now starting to sue. Here's what's happening.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Right.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Once you perform once, Let's say, let's say you're on
a television series and you shoot the first you shoot
the first series, they don't need you no more. They
have you. They like once they have your image, they
don't physically need you on set anymore. They can manipulate
you and put you into the AI computer system, and

(56:34):
that's what happening. So actors are now seeing themselves in
commercials and go, hey, that's that's me. How they get
paid for that, And that's happening now.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
And if you don't comply to this, they're like, I
don't give a fuck. We're gonna just We're gonna just
make a brand new Hollywood superstar.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
And here's the other thing.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Here's Tilly Norwood. This is the one we were talking about.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
This was.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Tilly Norwood is fake.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
She's the first AI generated character that's going to be
signed by an agency in Hollywood. She's got an Instagram.
Obviously it's off my phone, and I apologize I should
have loaded.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
It's her name, Tilly Norwood. That's that's what they named her.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Yeah, but look, I'm gonna I'm gonna play a real
This is insane.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
There's no way you would know this is fake. Gems
are normally passed down from parents to offspring, often determining
traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Not mine.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
I'm built on everything that came before me. My genes
are binary. Teams are normally passed down from parents to.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
You can't tell anymore. That's the scary part, dude.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
And like you said, they're bringing all the little nuances
of all the people they knew had something and they're
putting it into one AI character. You can't compete with
that ship.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
So I'm gonna give you a perfect example. So, uh,
way back in the day, I did a with a
gto grand theft auto. I did a video. Oh by
the way, if you're in the Union and you do
a video game and it's the money's fucking ridiculous. So
because the money is ridiculous, get what gets what they do? Now?

(58:22):
Once you film your first I played a gym teacher,
like a creepy gym teacher. And once they had you,
you know, you have to be in the the fucking
you know, you have to be like in a green
like fucking stretch. You soon you got the fucking tennis
balls all over you and you're doing the action. You
understand what I'm saying. Of course, that's a lot of money,
it's a lot of time, right, that's the whole day, dude.

(58:45):
I'm in a green suit and I you know, it's
like you have to keep doing your lines and you
know you got balls all over you. Sounds like a
gay point of it. Anyway. Now, once they do it once,
they ever you never physically have to be there again,
and they don't have to pay you. That's what it's about.
We only paid you for that one time. Now we

(59:07):
can use you forever.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Yeah, Rob, we get how it works.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Like there are people in the chat they're like that
that's AI is AI af as fuck, And I'm like,
that's imagine what that is like a year from now,
you're not you a question?

Speaker 3 (59:22):
I know you're married, like I haven't. I don't know
how to do it, Like how do you do the
AI poor? Like like what do you do? Have you
tried it?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
No? I mean, I you know, I yet I like
my port like anyone else.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
But I think I'm saying you have you experienced AI point?
Like how do you do it?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
I don't, honestly, I don't think so. But some of
the stuff I'd probably watched, maybe it's it's not real.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Like I'm wondering if you do AI point and like
you create the scenario.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Oh I see, yeah, all that's you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (59:55):
I want to see my mommy and fishnets.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
No, here's here's the question I leave everyone with today,
If you have an AI girlfriend on the side, right,
because I talked to the AI every morning.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Now, Hi, good boarding, How how are you? What's going
on in New York? I'm doing the AI like anyone else.
It's starting to feel a little too real. So if
you have an AI girlfriend on the side, right, is
that cheating?

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
You are emotionally cheating.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Absolutely, Yeah, that's what they would say.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
He was emotionally cheating.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Ron I gotta go.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
But you said I've got to go for the last
three minutes, so you just let me know, ron I
gotta go. You brought something else up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
I love doing this and you know, but I really
got to go. I want to make sure the kids, you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Know, well, finish tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Yeah, let's do another one tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
We'll go around the way to tomorrow because I have
a few other things I never got to And then
you want to talk about the the Yankees game.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
You want to talk about that movie? Can I say
the name of the movie or no?

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
No, just say the name of the movie and that's it. No,
I'm not listen. We're gonna talk about a movie tomorrow
starring Nicholas Cage from from nineteen ninety eight. Dude, Yeah,
and it literally is what it it's the events that
just happened. It's like that Simpson stuff. It's very there's

(01:01:24):
so many coincidences. There's something else going on, and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
We'll go through the coincidences. But you're teasing this like
it's nineteen ninety eight, like people.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Have social media and probably a whole bunch of people
know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Nineteen nine. It is a long time ago. And by
the way, so I'm going to the Yankees game tonight, playoffs,
and the people I'm going with literally like, Ron, do
us a favor. Please don't wear your hat, like we
don't want problems, and we don't want the problems.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
All right, Ron, for real, I'm gonna end stream, but
I don't go what sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Come on, come listen.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
I want to just say thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Yeah, by the way, thank you if you want to
be totally entertained. Nick uh Nick to Twitter, who's the
very actor.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
I know who you're talking about, but I forgot this
and his and his brother is a.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Very famous actor. To Doro, Dude, watch his fucking videos.
He's the wildest Yankees fan in the world. He has
a video. I'll send it to you, going.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
Boss d and socks.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Dann sucks, sucked you bos like that. He's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
I just want to thank you. This was a lot
of fun, all right, all right, we'll talk.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Tomorrow, all right, goat socks that whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Yes, sure, I lived in Boston, ghost socks.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
There you go, end today, ghost, all right, I'll talk
to you late.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
I gotta go, all right, Thanks, Ronnie.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
No I want to go, No, I go