Best and Last Year of Radio - Doug benson Sherrod Small - Opie Radio

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Opie is here and the show starts sto you wonder
we wanted to play higher ground, And then there was
a little debate today do you go Stevie, uh, Stevie wonder?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Or do you do the red hot Chili Peppers?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
And then uh, you go Stevie Stevie? And well we
I asked Doug.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
You know that was before Shrod. I picked Stevie.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Before you walked in. Right, I felt it over Chili Peppers.
I respect that, but the Chili Peppers do a great
cover that song. It's a great song.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
But then you forget that Stevie really knows how to
funk it up a little bit, right.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
He throws some extra dirt on a little dirt. I'm
tilthy filth.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I like a little dirt with my ship.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
I like that blind filth.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yes, absolutely, we got Doug Benson, we got Sharrod Small,
and we got a war that's about to begin. So
welcome to the Opie Show. Oh my, yeah, So.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
What's going on with this?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
What do you mean? What's going on?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
I mean I wanted to go see doss effects a
bb King's last night and what's that?

Speaker 5 (00:57):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
What's that? Yes, he was on I believe you understand
some of it. You know B B King, I know bb.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Kings effects, you know the rep groups effects.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Of course I do. They got that song right exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
It was everybody mister cheeks, red alert, red alert. I
was still I was the most famous person in the building, though,
that was the man at Motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
There's a bit of a drop off in the celebrity category.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
It was a little light when he came to the
It was great, though, be be King. It's thanks for
looking out for me.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Sounds good, sounds like a good time.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
It was off.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Then we got some Tito's vodka for the Friday show.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, but there's lots of problems. What's the problems.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
Well, there's a lot of problems in the world, but
there's problems in the studio too.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
First of all, can I tell you the for a
lot of them? What no?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
You do your first problem? I'll do the second problem.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
They brought paper cups, and bodka eats right through paper cups,
stripping right out of the bottom.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
So enjoy your enjoy your driple cup.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I I'll go with the second problem. I don't think
vodka mixes well with ginger ale. It's okay.

Speaker 6 (02:05):
But then they do have some sparkling water, but it's
lemon lime flavored sparkling water, temper labor lemon lime.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
And then.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Orange juice.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
You mixed orange juice with your vodka, shrug, okay, so
that could be your jam.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Okay, orange juice, So what's it? Orange juice in a
plastic bottle.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Where's the solo cups? And we need solo cups, the
red solo cups.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, that would work, that would work. They don't really
like us drinking on the job, so that's why they
don't have those type of cups around. Coffee drip through these,
so we got the coffee cups for you. Yeah, okay,
and some really bad mixers. So what kind of mixer
would you like? Just plain soda water. That's it.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's super simps.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
It brought me every possible flavor.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I Rock is just staring at the mixers.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
I want to see what he's saying in there, he Rock,
You look, you look bothered.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
What's up?

Speaker 7 (03:08):
This is just just a million things going on here,
and I'm trying to find where we can get damn
solo cups.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
He Rocks on the right show.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah, baby, it's Friday.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
You admit that's Friday.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Right, here's the force.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
We don't even have to be here today.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
This is extra.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I don't even have to be here on Fridays. That's
how much I like doing the show. You love it? Yeah,
My deal is I don't have to do Fridays. I've
done almost every Friday since October. You're in love with it?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Oh boy?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
But am I going to tap out on Friday soon?
The weather is changing?

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Oh no, let's get to warm and sunny. We're getting there.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
The beach get there. Not quite there. No winter fighting.
It's a wintery April.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Goddamn groundhogs on his stupid shadow.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
They're fighting us right to the end. There, Doug Ben's
and you picked not the greatest week to come to
New York. I know next week's gonna be nice starting
tomorrow pretty much. Yeah, and then next week it gets ridiculous. Yeah.
When's Easter like tomorrow? I think No, they moved it
to Saturday. Trump moved Easter to Saturday. I think it's

(04:18):
like tomorrow or a week from Sunday. I know the answer.
What is it?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
April thirteenth or something? The week from Sunday fourteenth?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Something? A week from Sunday. Okay, yeah, you say so.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
I'm not a big Easter persons.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
I might fuck up a Reese's peanut butter egg, but
that's about it.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Then you churchstend of my I grew up going to church.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
I was a Methodist church for my parents had me
and my brother in Sunday school. And then when I
got to be about twelve, that's when I started saying
why do we do this? And my parents were like, oh,
you don't want to do it? And I was like no,
and they go, okay, you don't have to. And my
brother hadn't figured out out he was going till he
was fifteen, but uh yeah. And then they stopped taking us.

(05:04):
And I think the main reason was is they were
they were happy to not have to get up on
Sunday morning and take us the stupid thing.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I know exactly what that's about. It's you being a parent.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Thinking I'll let them figure it out, right, you figured
it out at twelve, Yeah, like we'll put him down
the road.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
And then let them decide for themselves.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
I stayed in As soon as you said you stayed in,
I stayed in church.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Was churches fun for you?

Speaker 4 (05:28):
But church is right across the street too, so it
is like you didn't have to get up to take us.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
The church is fun for black church strong.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Every black church is a puppy party.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I went. I went to a wake up in Boston,
a little more fiery than it is any Methodist church
I went to.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
I went to a black church in Boston for awake Yeah. Wow,
is that fun?

Speaker 5 (05:51):
It was amazing.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I was supposed to be a sad fucking day.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Who was Oh it was like sister acting there man.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Six feet under.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
It was absolutely amazing. I'm like, if we had church
like this, I think I would have went like, here's
the money right here.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
That's too funny.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
And then when we uh, then when we got married
down there in Philly, we we uh we shook it
up with some blackness. You had a black wire. Oh
yeah we did. And you'll learn if you got this. Yeah,
they'll allow anything in the church. What happened, Well, at
first they're like, a you know, it's a it's it
was the sixth Sense church down there in Philly, Okay,
And we said we want a black choir, you know,

(06:33):
to really just pump up the whole fucking atmosphere up
and jazz it up. There you go, and they're like,
we don't do that type of thing, and then you
just pull out some some fucking green Backs green Backs.
Next thing you know, they're singing their asses off and
everyone is doing the hands in the air like a
Kurt Franklin video. Yes, that's where I got married. The

(06:55):
sixth Sense Church got the name of it. It was wargeous.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
How long has it been there? Twenty years?

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Oh my god, forever, forever, Saint Augustine. Yeah, I should know.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
That the scenes about the Catholic Church.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
But that's right across from the Unbreakable Church.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
But that's uh, that's where I'm at though, Dug with
my kids, I'll set them down the path and then
you know.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, just in case I'm wrong about things, you want
to make sure they're covered.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, my parents want us to know, like make my
own choice about religion. So once you knew what they
wanted us to know about their religion, and then you
make good choice. Man, you get thirteen fourteen, you you
decide what you want to do.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, let them figure it out, but it will certainly
push them down the road at least.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Yeah, all those years I went, I didn't learn shit
like when Bible is a category and jeopardy, I never
know any of the answers.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Deuteronomy?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
What is Deuteronomy?

Speaker 8 (07:52):
No, I'm serious, Alex, what is?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
And that religious religion thing gets in the way of
the world. Doesn't look at this ship, does it? It's
all we have different gods. I'm really hitting me. He
really is a weird thing to fight about. That will
be the end of the world, no doubt.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
So what is going on with the Syria thing? Did
we attack them? Do we Anima with something? Chemical weapons?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
What are you just waking up?

Speaker 4 (08:20):
I told you dots effects. I don't talk politics over there.
What time you wake up today?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Though? Too?

Speaker 5 (08:26):
At eleven am we fired off.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Fifty nine fifty eight fifty nine Tomahawk missiles.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Tomahawks, that's my fave.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Taking out the air base that uh Russia was conducted,
the chemical attacks on those children, And fuck you Piers
Morgan say that far enough?

Speaker 5 (08:45):
What did he say?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
And I love him when he calls his radio show
because he gets the people are talking. But fuck Peers Morgan.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
I'm of that redcat. What there avoided?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I avoided the dead kid the dead kid's picture. Oh
and then also don't fucking tweet it on our ship.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
You follow him, let me see it, Yeah, follow them,
let me see it, let me see it.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I follow a whole bunch of different people, though, Doug,
I guess here's Morgan.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
That's pretty awful.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I was avoiding that. I understand what the what that
looks like. I didn't need to see it.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
That's dirty business. So it's gonna get.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Ugly, man.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
But so so they only the strike was only on
some sort of base or something or so there were
no women or children there.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Right, No, it's just it's just you know, it's it's
the first though.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
This is where it was, right, I mean, like that's
gonna make them back down, like you know, that was
only gonna make things worse.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
He had a whole bunch of options that were brought
to him, and he picked the the lesser of all
of them. I believe. I'm basically going for the air
base that uh, you know, conducted the chemical attacks. That's good,
it's nice. He's showing some restraint, I guess. Yeah. But
now he's playing battleship with Putin, right, trumping Putin playing
battleship because we got a battleship now Russia said well,

(10:04):
oh yeah, well now we got a battleship, and what
in front of your battleship in between you and Syria?

Speaker 4 (10:12):
I don't think Trump and pootin the boys. Now the
band is breaking up, you know, no kidding, Holy.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Journey's getting back together tonight, so everything's possible. So it's
balancing out. Yeah. I think Steve Perry is gonna be
at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame thing to
know he is, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Just to give a separate acceptance speech. Not gonna perform together.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I don't know. He's got to be pissed off at
the Filipino kid. What about?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, but I feel sad for the Filipino kid.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
He's performing.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Huh, he's performing with them.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
He's gonna sing with Journey tonight.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Headline says it will not this one.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Oh wait will where are we at? Steve Perry will
perform a Journey at the.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
Rock Click on it says it will not sing says
he will not.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
And I think the reason he's not going to sing
is because he can't hit those fucking notes anymore.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
That's why they want with the Filipino kid.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
You can let the kids sing, but he can go
up and make a speech about thank you for putting
me in the Hall of Fame and thanking all the people.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, you'll get a little of that tonight. He's going
to be there.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
You think they'll be on stage together at any point?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah? Why not?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
But this airs like a month from now on HBO
or some ship.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Right, but it's at the Barkleys.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
We'll see it before that on on the social media.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, that's they show clips on social media.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Everybody on their phone is gonna show it. They're gonna
you know, wat Oh, yes, I want to see what happens.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
You want to watch something from somebody's phone.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
I just want to see a fill stage together. I
wouldn't see that part. Yeah, I watched on my phone,
all right, I shoot porn on my phone.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Did you see the documentary on the Filipino kid? I
did not really good about his whole life. It's a
good story, man. He knows how to mimic a whole
bunch of different people. Really, besides Steve Perry, can.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
He mimic a homosexual because they'll kill him in his country.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
They're stone in homosexuals in the Philippines.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
But he Neil Sean was up all night and he
was just he was on YouTube. Yeah, and then he's
putting in Journey and this and that, and then he
sees this Filipino kid.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Just killing it.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Just happened to say him, and then fucking calls him
next thing.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
You know, it changes this guy's life crazy and kept
the band going. Man. You know, the fans love that
this guy was able to keep the whole Journey thing going.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
He seemed like a good kid.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
I see him getting interviewed a couple of times like
TMZ and show like that.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
On Oprah on Oprah. Oprah did a little thing. That's right,
Harry and the rest of the band.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
They just had to go their separate way.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
But don't stop believe here. Oh it's happening.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Somebody's finally in the frat house.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I don't know if I could partake. Let's play some
flip partake. I don't know about can partake.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
I'm still hurting last night.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Are you really first try flip cup.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Flip Flippiadelphia, Flip flip Flippiadelphia, Flip flip Flippendelphi. All right,
they were went out and got cups who had to
get the cups there, Paul.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Nice. Thank you in turn, yeah, thank.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
You very much. Do you think there's ice anywhere in
the building.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
That's a good question.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
We get ice for the boys, and boys need it
because everything's already cold.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
But when you get the proper wouldn't hurt it. You
get the proper mixer. Yeah, all right, good.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Sweepies.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Ope, he's already over there belching.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Water. Zero calories. People want to know when we're going
to do an edible show.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
I'm do one every time.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
We should have done that today. Well, you don't have
any on you.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Do you none?

Speaker 5 (13:40):
I haven't the house, but I didn't bring it.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Because I was saying I think I said this to
the other jar last night.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
I had like five last night because I've won Star Wars.
How many minute I was on stage.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
With how many milligrams each?

Speaker 1 (13:57):
H that's cloudy.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
I don't know you have candy?

Speaker 6 (14:00):
Did they have all the flavors of Starbus? There was
just one flavor straight?

Speaker 4 (14:03):
He had had two flavors, but usually sometimes he has
a sour apple, like a green one, but those go fast.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
But the yeah, like the cherry and Pete.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Check a sour apple that's not even a star Wars
flan No, like a now and later?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, is he making his own ship? Yeah, he makes
his own ship.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Yeah he does his own ship.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Is a bit of a chemist. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Oh boy, he gets down with it. Does he's a
little white dude. Oh he's after he accurate. Yeah, he's
the real deal. He makes the rolls.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
So this leads to what I wanted to talk about
just to start the show, even though we've already been
talking for twenty minutes. I finally got to see Doug
Benson's High Court on Comedy Central.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Oh yes, I binge watched it yesterday.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I promised that I would watch some of these episodes
before he left us.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'm going to watch them all and like, settle down
and just watch a little bit.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
And I told you I got jammed up with my kids.
I probably would have. I was on a good roll.
But then they know they needed like and food, stupid
shit like that stupid kid. They need their teeth brushed,
and they needed to be tucked into bed. And I
read a couple of stories. They're needy.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
But man, I was not a roll before all that hit.

Speaker 6 (15:12):
But tell everybody your journey to finding the show in
the first place.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Oh, you want to embarrass me.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
Yeah, no, no, I just people need to know how
to find it because it's not on the actual network
right now.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Sure. So when I realized it wasn't on Netflix, right
because I get all my viewing in on Netflix.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Netflix is your leader, I get it.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
I love Netflix, my god.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
And then I went to YouTube and I put in
high Court and then all of a sudden, I'm just
seeing highlight clips. I'm like, this might be good enough.
I'll be honest, I didn't tell you that part. I go,
I think this is good enough. If I watched some highlights,
then then it'll look like I really know this fucking show.
Pretty quick clips, yeah, they're about two minutes. And I
was laughing and enjoying the highlight clips, and then know

(15:53):
what it led me to, I'm like, damn it, I
gotta watch full episodes Doug Benson, because I thought I
was gonna be good with the highlight clips. So then
then I started I started typing in High Court full
episodes on YouTube, and man, is there some tricker rate? Yeah?
No one had it.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Nobody had the full episode.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
No, but they had all sorts of clickbait to make
it look like it. So then uh, I hate that.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
So then I panicked and I texted Doug.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
I go, hey, man, where can I find the full
episodes of VI Corp. I laughed because then I discovered, uh,
something called Comedycentral dot Com.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
H yeah, it right on the right.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
So then I watched the first four episodes. All nice.
I mean, I'm in a rhythm and everything there for free.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
Everything's working you sort of white couch episode.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
No, that's the one, no classic, because I was doing
them in order. So then I saw the first four
episodes and then comedy Central dot Com shuts me down.
Now I have to put in all my codes for
my cable provider, which I don't have because I never
set that up. Yeah, who has the codes for shit?
It just makes it allows to watch you know, cable
TV on your phone, which I think is stupid, but whatever.

(17:04):
So then I started panicking and I'm like, fuck, I
guess I'm a gonna see four episodes. And then I discovered, well,
that's that's plenty for instance. Yeah, but I'm joining the
show for it. You know, this is good for you.
I was enjoying it enough that I was going through
this whole thing. That's cool. And then you know. Then
I have a kid, go daddy, When am I gonna
eat my Now?

Speaker 3 (17:24):
God making decisions.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
And then I discovered something called on demand on my
cable provider, right to Jesus Christ, hope.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
Then you clicked on that and you didn't get the
spinnything and it worked well.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Then I was worried about this spinny thing. Thanks for
bringing back a call a call back. There is this
new the Swedish thing. Wow, you had a late night
another truck thing in Sweden this time and I drove
it into a store. Yes, and people, I don't know
what the death toll is up to. It was the
number was low earlier, but I don't know a Swedish cop, damn.

(18:00):
And I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
I don't know. Because then I picked up and started
watching more High Court episodes this afternoon, four killed, fifteen injured,
four killed, Okay, it's still horrendous mercy. So then on demand,
I uh, and now they're all there, nice and easy,
all twenty episodes that I was able to squeeze out
about eight or nine, okay, before I had to come
in to do the radio show.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
I didn't even know it was twenty yeah, twenty episodes,
but you know that's why you got to watch it
on those things like also it's like like Google Play
and Amazon and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Well, let me tell you iTunes.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, let me tell you Doug has.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
A very good show.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Yeah, it's quick.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
The episodes are fifteen minutes sixteen minutes tops. And it's
basically People's Court. Yeah, oh yeah, it's Judge Judy. Yeah,
it's People's Court with the dumbest fucking things that people
need worked out. Is high stuff. And then Doug is
high as hell with a bailiff, which is another comic. Yeah,
And they fool around a little bit and then they

(18:57):
listen to the case and then they all right, we're
going back here for a little while to figure this
shit out.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
And then they're in the back just getting high camera.
My questions and Doug is what are you wearing on
that rope? Because I know it's nothing you freak.

Speaker 6 (19:10):
Well, since you've made up your mind, I like everyone
to imagine what I might be wearing. No, just a
T shirt and jeans and tennis shoes. Just show up
and throw the robe on over whatever I'm wearing.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
I'll be full of boxers, right, dick out the whole time.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Well, I don't know if I think. I don't know
if that'd be comfortable for me. I really do like
having pants on them.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
How long out in the world?

Speaker 5 (19:31):
How long is the shoe time?

Speaker 6 (19:34):
What we do is you know they call a gang
shooting where we shoot five in a day over you know,
four different days. Yeah, five in a day, So we
do two and then do lunch and then do three more.
So if you're watching the show and I seem really high,
that was probably like the fifth one we did.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
That. That explains when you're getting up to go back
out there to tell the people you're verdict, where it
almost looks like you can't walk though it, hump up
and run out of there. I don't know how to
bring that up, But now that I know you're filming
multiple episodes, holy ship.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
You know, when me and the bailiff were walking out
of the deliberation room, we've got to We've got to
give the announcer time to go. Now Doug has made
his decision, Let's see what he says, and then we
just walk right in and tell the litigants what's what.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
The show is damn good?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
It really is good.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Because you know, these people are there and they're they're
pissed off at each other, so they're taking it serious seriously.
And then you got Doug is high, the bailiff is high,
and they think the whole thing is nonsense.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
The lady bailiff's would get the giggles like a mother.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yeah, what's her name, Jessica.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
Yeah, Tiffany Hattish like loses her mind laughing at people.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
She's just laughing at them. I think I wrote that
down when I started taking notes. I actually started taking
notes and then realize I don't need notes. No, no,
it's fine. Nobody remembers that thing. Yeah, at the premiere party,
you want my notes? Sure, even though I stopped, I
only took four four notes. Man, man, my car was tooken. Yeah.

(21:13):
Sometimes I learned new words on the show. This lady
was all pissed about her car being tooken.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I said, tiff And Tiffany was a bailable. I said tooken.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
She goes, yeah, it's like taking but black lord, I'm
embarrassed to say this.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
I love Liam Neeson and took it to.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
I'm embarrassed to say that. I learned that black people
call shitty cars buckets. Oh bucket. I don't think I
knew that until I started was high Court.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Do you have got a car from a run a wreck?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
You remember that run?

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Like in college we used to get run across from
rent rent a wreck?

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Is this a I think Tiffany called it a ratchet bucket?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Me, my roommate buckets. Me and my roommate in college
went in on a car and he drove from GENESEEO
all the way to Jersey, good six to seven hour ride.
Brought this thing back and it was a complete and
utter piece of shit. And we needed to get to
the lake. From the lake to Genesee, which was a
good twenty minute ride, right, So we just stopped going
to class because we had no way to get there anymore. Running.

(22:12):
It was a piece of fucking shit.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
See and you look, but run well.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
We runed this house on the lake. Uh, I forgot
the name of the lake. It's close to Genesee. Gorgeous
lake houses. But when the winter hit, no one wants
to be out there.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
It's just shitty.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
But when you sign up for the house in the fall,
it's still kind of summer and you're like, holy fuck,
we could live live like this during college. But the
problem was it was a long ride to town. But
we didn't give a fuck because we have this lake
house in September and it's gorgeous out. So then like
we were living with other guys and if they weren't
going in at the time, you know, we're trapped. So

(22:49):
we started.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
We just decided to have fun at the lake House and.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
The other person took the ticket, took in it. Yeah,
which person took in the ticket? So I snuck in
a couple of years in a row that day. My
best story was one year because I didn't have my
own seat, you know, so I had to like keep
moving once I was inside. I didn't want to get
thrown out. And uh, one year I ended up in

(23:15):
an elevator going from the stage to the to where
the press is at the.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
This was when it was at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
And I was in the same elevator with Sidney Pollack,
William Hurt, and Marley Mattlin, Jesus and and William Hurt
had just won his Oscar for Best Actor right and
for because of the Spider Woman, and Sidney Pollack had
won two for whatever the fuck he did that year
out of Africa. I think it was right, and uh
so it was a short elevator ride, but me and

(23:45):
a buddy that War of Texasm snuck in. We're in
the elevator with them, and William Hurt looked at Sidney
Pollack and William Hurt had one and Sydney had two,
and William was like, you want me to take one
of those off your hands?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
And that. You know, that was a cute little conversation
and I'll never forget em.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Only Matlin was like, what, yeah, what what do you say?

Speaker 6 (24:07):
I mean, I didn't know who she was at the time,
and you know, maybe it was somebody else, but I
assume it was her because you know that next year
is when that Children of a Lesser God came out
that they did together killed. But yeah, another time I
was there standing around outside after the awards in Burt Lancaster.
Uh you know, just looked over and winked, and uh

(24:28):
it was so I ended up telling that story on.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
What kind of like he was trying to get some
things done. No, just one of those words staring.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
You know people that are just winking all the time.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Some people are just winky, like they just like, you know,
like especially like with a younger person to be like, hey, son,
don't worry about it, you know, and you're just like, okay,
I don't know what that's what's going on there.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
I don't think winking is ever cool. He was an
old game, all right. Well, but that's why we get
into each other.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
It feels where like the robot and eye robots.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
But the bailiff on that particular episode that I hope
he's talking about, he can't he can't blink.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
He can't physically do it. You know. It's a guy
named Jeff Taate.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
He has to close both eyes when he Yeah, he
can't just do one.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
He can't wink. I mean, is that that's what I
man can blink?

Speaker 5 (25:27):
He has to close one eye at a time.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, that guyfunction.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
It's just weird.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
You know.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Some people don't have a sense of smell, some people
can't close one eye, don't have taste. It's weird things
people can't do.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Like his axles is connected, his rolls together.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
I don't know, because you know that's the thing. You
sit there and say to him, just do it, just
close one eye.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
He can't do it. There's a bunch of people that
can't wink. Yeah, that can't close one eye at a time.
People can't whistle.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
People can't snap their fingers.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
The stand because you got to actually fall something in
your mind.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
But it's such a you know, easy thing to do.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I can't whistle with fingers like one of these. Yeah, yeah,
those loud whistles. I can't do that. Warns you push
a tongue back. That's pretty amazing. Don't when I see
someone do that.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
Yeah, it's irritating when like you don't know what's coming,
someone's standing behind you and they do it super.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Me though, I'm impressed when I see that ship spots
floor spots, like goddamn.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
So that's all your notes, No, no, I got more notes.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Okay, it's like I'm talking to the network.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
That's all your notes, right.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
I loved all the cases.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
The people that picked the cases out for us did.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
A great job.

Speaker 6 (26:45):
You get it's the same people who had previously worked
to get the cases for all the other courtroom shows,
because you know there's like eight or nine courtroom shows now,
Uh Judge Judy and Joe Brown and Hot Bench. So
these people, we had a whole team of people that
just said that's their experience is getting those people for
those shows.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
In the case of my show, they just had to
add oh, and the judge is going to be high
when they were recruiting the cases. But they get they
they take real cases from the court system and say, well,
you settle this on TV, right, and people, that's the
pot of gold. Of course I'll settle it on TV
and I get to be on TV and get this
thing settled.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
And obviously Comedy Central's paying their way, right, Like, yeah,
there's a there's like a if you're telling this guy
he's got to pay seven hundred to the lady or whatever,
is Commedy Central picking them that up.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, there's like a fund that covers. And it's true.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
I guess it's true of other courtroom shows too. That
so the people don't have anything to lose, but they
still they got problem. They still don't want to be wrong,
they still want to win the case. So some of
them just scream at each other and I just sit
there high and just you know, wait for them to
settle down. And sometimes the bailifill yell at them. But
that doesn't even work with some of these people.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
It's definitely fun but the one out of the out.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Of the eight episodes, I saw the snake one my favorite.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
The snake sitting Yeah, some dude says, hey, uh, drunk uncle.
Some dude in his drunk uncle.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
He goes.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
Some guy says he's drunk uncle. Hey watch my snake.
I'm gonna go out on a date. And he leaves
for a few hours. But they leave the snake in
the bathroom with the door closed, right, and but the
owner of the snake leaves the window open. And I'm like, well,
how do you expect your friend to keep a snake
from going out an open window in the bathroom? And
he goes, he should have checked up on him. We're like, well,

(28:29):
how often do you need to? Like, you could check
up on him every ten minutes in any window where
you're not looking at him. He goes out the window,
you left the goddamn window open.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
But there was so much more going on. Then the
guy goes, I'm going to get He basically went to
get laid. He tells his drunk unkle to watch the snake.
The drunk unkle basically says no, because I'm scared of snakes.
The guy still leaves anyway, with the window open, just
want to prove that I saw the show done.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
And then the drunk uncle I think, takes lows and
puts it under the door like you do when you're
smoking pot towel or towel or something, just in case,
to make sure he would know if the snake got
out of the bathroom because he's petrified a snake. Okay,
then they yelling at each other, but.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Yeah, they the uncle does seem like he truly is
a bit of a drunk. And but the but the
the guy with the snake is really high strung and
really upset.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
He was drunk too. He was going to a plus he.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Had to go get that never did, never did. Nuh uh.
They think it got eaten. I was like, did you
put signs up all over the neighbor.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Have you seen snake? The picture of the snake looking sad?
The snake frown right.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
And then my, uh, my other favorite episode, Like like
I said, I saw the first eight or nine, so
there's like you're telling me about the white couch. Doug's
gonna have to explain that, like the last one, I think,
and people seem to really like that one. The Chippindale's
chip chip a Hoy joke or chips awai.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Actually he blew the whole thing by saying it like that.
This one comic was suing another comic for taking his joke,
stealing his joke, and the joke was, I'm so fat
i can't be a Chippendale's dancer.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
I'm more like a chipsy Hooy dancer.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
That that's the joke. They were fighting. Oh my god, murdered.
They were, and they were very serious about it.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
They really were both like, it's a solid joke.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
I need this joke, and I'm like, you guys are
crazy write more jokes. And they were guys that had
been at it a while, you know, like they weren't
new comics.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Like that was their thing, that was their set.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
The guy's father, yeah, the father of the of the
guy who originally came up with the joke, said the
joke to the other guy and said, you could use
that if you want, like like sand you know, Sand
bagged his own son gave it to another comic because
the guys were friends. So I ended up spoiler.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I ended up.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
Remembering that, like you know, generally, if you're gonna buy
a joke from somebody else. The price seems to have
always been fifty bucks just for a simple joke.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Right, Yeah, so I gave him thirty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Have you guys ever, have you guys ever sold a
joke where it became pretty a pretty big joke for
somebody else. I haven't sold it.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
I haven't sold it, but I've got given. I've got
a great one. You'll like it too, because it's something
Bobby Slayton probably says to this day in his act.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
He's said it for.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Years and years and years.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
At one point he said to me, even forgot that
I'm the one that gave it to him, because we
were just hanging out by the pool one day when
I was an opener and he was the headliner, and I,
you know, race doesn't come up in my act.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Much unless it's an ad lab or something.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
And but you know, Bobby Slayton, this whole thing is race,
racism and sexism. And he's just, you know, he's like,
uh uh, you know, sort of a more harsh Don Rickles,
rest and Peace. So, uh, I go, you should say, uh,
white men can't jump. They should make a movie called
That's Racist. They should make a movie called Black People

(32:16):
Can't shut Up during the movie, and he said it
for years and years and years.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
I swear he might still be saying it.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
I think he might probably like regular conversations.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
But you know how comics now, like the now, the
rule is every year you have to throw out your
whole act, Like as soon as you make a TV
special of it, you have to throw.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
The whole thing out.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
A lot of them. I think it's time.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Yes, it was a special hits Hits, then you start over.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
But that's what it's become.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
It used to be if you had an act, you
could just do it, and you know, you just didn't.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
It just didn't get exposed that much in the world.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
So and and also people weren't people wanted to hear
stuff that they liked already, you know, like Bert Kreischer
still has to tell the story the Russian Mob story
because because people love it so much and it's like
a twenty five minute bit that they just start screaming
for it and he has to do it. That's amazing,
And it's just like comedy, guys, he put it in

(33:17):
a special.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Just go watch the special.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Comedy used to be different than music in that way
when you couldn't just play old shit and people enjoy it.
But now it's different. People see it on the internet.
They want to see the same shit.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Well, it's very different with bands because with bands you
want to hear the familiar stuff. Comedy not so much.
Although Brian Reagan Carolines at least ten twelve years ago
when we were just killing it at any W and
he's there trying to do his new material, and Brian Reagan,
I mean, just unbelievable as a comic, and he was
getting so frustrated because people were just calling you out.

(33:49):
The fit the entire set al and he's a nice guy.
So if someone yelled down pop Tart, he's doing his
pop tart bit, the big yellow one is the son
he's doing.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Then someone would yell out cup of dirt.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
And he's in the middle of this amazing new material
that I want to hear and a lot of other
people want to hear, certainly, But he got caught up
in the whole things like should he should just ignore it,
and that people should be yelled out to stop shut
the fuck up, especially back then he was too nice
to ignore it.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
He's like, okay, and then you know he would stop
sort of what in the middle of what he was
doing to He.

Speaker 6 (34:26):
Does tours now where he'll do two dates in the
city and promise there won't be any repeat material on
the two.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Nights so that people could come to both shows. That's smart. Yeah,
that's really smart. There's hardly anyone funnier than him. I
think he's great anyway. High Court's great.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Doug.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Let me think, Oh, Michael and Black, Yeah, right, he
didn't get.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
High shows up on set. He's the first bailiff on
the series. He's booked for two episodes, shows up and goes,
I don't want.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
To get highh why'd you buckle?

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Because I thought he would because he got high with
me on getting dug with High And even though he's
not a potsmoker, he did it and he didn't seem
to lose control too much. But I think he also
had to do like at midnight or something later that day,
and I think he just didn't want to, you know,
get in that space.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
What's happening? What's that? I don't know. I was Hello,
he's taking the call. Oh my oh, I need my
carpet done right now.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
I'll clean two rooms of carpeting for just forty nine
dollars are clean.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
I was gonna was that really her? That was the
machine a.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Machinine, but as a joke. I was gonna start yelling yes.
But that's the new scam, right all. They they trick
into saying yes, and then they fuck you over. Paul knows,
why is your ringer on?

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Why you guys?

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Usually isn't it Well, as soon as you say yes,
they charge it.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
No, they tried. The new scam is because they know
what everyone is like. This is just completely not her horseship.
They try to get you to say yes, Hey, yes,
can you hear me? Yeah? Just dumb stuff like can yeah,
very good Paul, and you go yes, and then they
use that yes to fucking get out.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Yeah, verify your fucking switch.

Speaker 9 (36:08):
Right, Look, man, I got him say yes for the
for the bullshit trip to the Caribbean ravo.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yes, be careful with that shit. There's been articles about that.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Oh that's a good hustle.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
That is a good hustle. Oh that's a good hustle.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Don't say yes to any of these motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Holy. Here's how the can you hear me phone scam works? Well?
I think we pretty much did it?

Speaker 10 (36:29):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Will saying yes automatically cost you money after one of
these can you hear Me calls? Not necessarily, but don't
answer the phone anyway. Where's the good stuff in this article, Paul?
Many of us have heard warnings about it can you
hear Me scam? But just how does this one work?
Will you really lose money of someone? Okay? Is it
time to hit the panic button? Not necessarily? Consumer watchdogs
report that some fraudsters are pretending to be calling from

(36:52):
a cruise line or a home security service or maybe
the call and pretending, well, we know, well that all right, whatever,
Just don't say yes. It's a very long hour. That's
a good hustle, strong, right. I was about to just
start going yes and want my carpert clean, and then
dummy here. I was like, wait, no, don't do that,
that's what anyway? So my Yeah, I was a little

(37:12):
bothered that he didn't get high. But then he said
he twisted and turned and said, look, I did pills
before the show or something like that. Yeah, he said
I took some pills, but he was joking about that.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Smoke on a hot show.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
It was still something to.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
Say, but yeah, he did the two episodes and he
was He was good and funny and I like him
a lot. But you know, after that, we got to
drop the hammer. I mean, I guess if somebody super
famous wanted to come on and not smoke, how can
I say no?

Speaker 1 (37:38):
But yeah, but that's super famous, right. I'm just amazed
that Comedy Central.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
I know why, because we talked about it earlier this week,
that you're getting high on camera with with other people.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
And there's no there's no blowback, like nobody can playing.
There's no like parents group or Watchdog group or whatever.
Right because because marijuana is so people are it's like
got sixties per set approval at this point.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yes, bong, it's everything. Yeah, they're getting high as far.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
No, the biggest complaints we got more complaints for people
that we weren't clearing the the bong enough, you know,
like we'd leave some smoke in there. But it's like
we're trying to have a conversation. I can afford as
much pot as I want.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
People like you're waisting a hit, smoked the whole thing.
I thought it was pretty impressed, clear bitch. I was
impressed with the episodes. I saw you were clearing it
pretty nicely. Yeah, we do all.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
Right, but you know, people, people really the hardcore smokers,
really looking to find like you know, you're not really
doing it, you know, like they want it to be
as real and and you get as fucked up as possible.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Now, anybody want a staff and the cast, the crew
and the crew like they get.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
High to no, and they also anybody at the end
of the day if they felt high, they could they
could insist we get them anew.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Berly that was in the in the.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Uh in the thing ever but he signed, but nobody
ever did.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Because we were in a gigantic sound stage.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
They had this huge ventilation system set up that sucked
all the air out, and then the deliberation room, every
all the cameras and everybody or were like twenty thirty
feet away from us, so nobody was like right on
top of us while we were smoking.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Okay, I.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Have they told you if they're going to pick up
a second seat.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
They haven't decided yet, so that man, it's.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
A great concept, great idea that the jokes are there.
Everyone everyone remembers, especially like People's Court and all these
other court shows, and just imagine that exact show but
the judges is fucking hot.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
It was great.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
I'm sad Wapner didn't get to see it because he
died the day before we premiered.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Oh wow, yeah, Judge Wner, he was like, I don't
need this a few years ago. There's no way they
would have put this show on comedy a few months ago.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
Probably, like it really helped us that, Like, you know,
marijuana got legalized November and we started shooting the episodes
in November and December.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Well, did you have a problem with any of the
people like that, you.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
Know, wait, show pay for the weed. Yeah, the show
pays that.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Holy shit. Yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Did any of the people get pissed because they're like,
you're high as ship and I'm pretty serious about this
issue in front of you right now. No, they did it.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
They were every once in a while, somebody, like I
said before, they'd be mad to be told they're wrong,
and they'd say this is bullshit. Like some of them,
they'd be pretty vocal with me. But nobody stayed angry
because the show paid for everything, and and for the
most part, you know, I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
You know.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
There's one guy I was like, uh.

Speaker 6 (40:51):
Hey, does anyone ever told you, do you look like
you're in mid transformation into a werewolf?

Speaker 3 (40:56):
But that's as harsh as the cats.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
As far as making fun of people and their looks
and stuff, I was generally, uh, pretty nice to them.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
And that's another thing that came.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
Out of it is no one ever wrote, no one
ever said to me that was a bad decision you made,
or you make fucked up decisions because you're high, right,
And that's what I wanted to prove with the show
is just because you're high, it doesn't change your morals
or your reasoning.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
You're just having a nice time in your head. Logic,
the logic was definitely there. How you were figuring it out?

Speaker 6 (41:26):
Yeah, yeah, sometimes the details get a little sketchy, but basically.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Did you see either of the dog ones?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
The dog?

Speaker 6 (41:34):
There were two cases where people were a dog was
part of the case, so people brought the dogs, and
in both cases I would just I spent the whole
time just talking to the dogs.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
What's his name? When you guys were talking about the paperwork?
That was another episode.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
Roy Scovell is very funny, really funny guy. Yeah, that
dude hilarious, And we'll just run with anything. So we
just kept going on and on about paperwork.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Talking about the Manila envelope, and he said he was
dead seriously, somebody brought understand, it's one you have to
buy these in a fifty pack.

Speaker 6 (42:10):
Because somebody brought their evidence, which was just like some
sort of document in a Manila folder.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
So he was very impressed by that. And the other
person in that kind of.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Trouble, the professional, well, the other person out there paperwork
all loose, Yeah, and he's just obsessed about the envelope.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
You can't just buy one, do you understand that you're
gonna buy fifty of these days? Really funny man, Doug,
Good for you. They would be stupid not to pick
this up, all right.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
That's uh, it really was trying to tweet that way today.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Yeah, he says, don't be stupid. Comedy Central, Yeah, you
might want to.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
The guy that runs Comedy Central said to me, you know,
you know, we love the show. We you know, we're
looking into picking it up. But there's a lot of
balls in the air, which means there's been a lot
of shake ups in the executives over there. Yeah, finally yeah,
and then and then also, uh, you know they've just
got other shows and development, you know, Kylie schedul They

(43:14):
you know, part of their day is just showing old
stuff and other parts of the day's new programming. And
they don't have there's no real set schedule or like
you know, they don't really have prime time where they
have to like fill three or eight to eleven with
new shows and stuff. So you know, like they put
they put South Park reruns on in place of us
after and if they look at the numbers and it's

(43:34):
doing as well, then like why spend the money on
my show?

Speaker 1 (43:38):
You know? And then the executives come in, the new guys,
and they want to get rid of them their show.
They want they want to have their own shows that
they've been proud of.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Everybody's been really nice.

Speaker 6 (43:49):
I've got another show that's been pitched to them that
might happen, so you know, it's it sucks that I
have to just.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Wait for them to make up their minds.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
But and them are going back and forth about it's
just a lot of budget issues, like how much is
this show going to cost us?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
How much would it cost to make this many? How
much it costs to make this many? But if if
my math is right. You're filmed for four or five days.
That's it, right, Well for the first twenty episodes.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
If they pick it up, they'll pick it up for
like forty or eighty, right, you know, and then they
want to know how much it's going to cost them
to do that, and then they're committing to a show
that I mean, the ratings were consistent all the way through.
We had a decent number and retain the audience of
we're on after midnight, and so now it's just a

(44:36):
it's a frustrating waiting game, which is part of the
reason why I've been having fun in New York this week,
because you know, all the executives that I deal with
on the show are out in LA and I've just
been running around just doing fun things and trying trying
not to think about it, right, because it's a weird
thing to just be waiting.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
What kind of fun things to know.

Speaker 6 (44:55):
I've been out of Opie Radio four days this week.
Now it's vodka day.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
You need to get some, we say, Tito's and then
they sent us more so some good.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
That's how they got to where they are. They start
out a small company in Austin. It was all over Austin.
That's where I first started drinking it, and then they
would most of their marketing was just giving it to people,
just giving people the vodka, and they gave it to
loud mouths like me. They wouldn't shut up about it,
and uh, now they're most bars, haven't.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
People seem to really like it and.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
It's not even well, it's like a fucking middle shelf.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Who knew that Michael Jackson's brother Tito was on his feet.

Speaker 6 (45:46):
Actually, the guy behind the company, his name is Tito Beverage.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
His last name is Beverage.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
They spelt it's not spelt like beverage, but it's pronounced like.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Twitter backed me up.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
You're crazy nuts. I don't know what to believe with
this guy.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Beveridge way word way in the world.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Uh, what do you mean there? That's him, Tito Beveridge.

Speaker 11 (46:18):
I told you bev Ridge Ridge all right, d G close.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Enough though, Holy ship, You're right, name is Took. This
guy's got hands a beverage, I call it. This guy's
got an answer to a Doug Benson question, maybe something
we talked about about a half hour ago, Dean, what
you got.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Yes, Yes, Dean and Buffalo.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
All just said. Yes, now you're gonna be in a
scam damn ship.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
The Nigerians just got you.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
What do you hey, Dean, do you mind telling us
your last name?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
The dream? What the dream? That's what it's not like?

Speaker 3 (47:03):
What's your last name?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Oh you're crapping out? Yes? Yes, what's your last name?

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Dean?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah? What's your last name?

Speaker 12 (47:13):
The dream?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
For reals, the dream?

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Come on beverage.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
Anyway, I just like people with the first named Dean
because whatever the last name is, it just sounds like
they are important. At a college. Her name is Dean Warmer.
You are in charge of animal house.

Speaker 13 (47:34):
Go ahead, Dean, what's the proper answer for you?

Speaker 12 (47:38):
When people ask you what you're wearing under the judges robe?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
But what do you mean the proper answer?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Shrad guessed nothing or boxers, and I said, I wear
He has the proper.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Answer there, lipstick? What are you wearing underneath your wardrobe? Lipstick?

Speaker 5 (47:56):
That means you got a blowjob for some money.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Means you got just the nasty red.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
You waited a half hour to tell us that he
would tell and he wouldn't give me a good answer
on the last name.

Speaker 13 (48:14):
All right, thanks, Monday, guysan.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Are you coming down from Buffalo? Sir?

Speaker 13 (48:20):
I'm saying with my son, and we're gonna come down
to the show.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Yes, sir, I did talk to you the other day. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Starting to sound like we only have five people that
call the show.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Monday Night's gonna be fun, though I wish I was
still here Monday.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Why don't you fucking delay your I.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Got I got.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
You know, when we get to the Plugs party, you'll
hear why can't.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Do more stuff to give away?

Speaker 3 (48:45):
If I was rich Voss, I do the plug right now.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
But I'm gonna wait.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
They weren't here yesterday. This Doug Benson gave away a
lot of his ship on Twitter and had people come
to his house and take his ship away.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (48:57):
I had too much, so I just led people, my
fans come take.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
It out of your house.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
They know where you live.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
I told him where I lived.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
You're a dead man.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
But then it's happened like it's sorry, been almost two
years now since it happened, and you.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Come to my house and take myself.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Yeah yeah, I mean there's a or whatever.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
Not a couch, but lots of good stuff, DVD give
away everything because I was I was gonna move anyway,
So it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Like your porn away. I didn't have any physical porn.
I don't think he.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Used to get a bag of month from Dave David
Tel really a bag a month an all of us.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
Yeah, the Internet really changed that game. There's no reason
to have any actual physical porn.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Unless you got some classic Tracy Lords or something. Rock
knows about this.

Speaker 7 (49:52):
Yeah, a while back when he came in to promote
Dave Love, Dave Love's porn, right, that was the name.
He was talking about how he had so much sent
to him that he ran out of people to give
it to me. Yeah, he's like all my friends were like,
I can't take anymore.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
And is he the type of guy that has to
give it away instead of throw it away.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Because he would rather give it away before he away.
You don't want to waste it. It's already some girl
already on the back.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
I got it. I got a little trouble with Iraq
because Iraq get back on Mike. So I decided that
I got to get rid of all my DVDs because
having DVDs is just stupid. I brought boxes and boxes
of DVDs in and then I rack kind of got
bummed out because it was a bunch of them that
gave me over the years that were never opened.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
You're laughing, You're sloppy, You sloppy with rocks change.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Though he's now laughing at this stuff.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Laughing because.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
He really talked him about the movie and he was like,
that's not it was good.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
It was good. What were the ones that you noticed.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Let's get some titles, like ten years ago.

Speaker 7 (51:02):
The whole show, except for him, was intol lost right
when it was on, before we realized how bad a
show it was. So we were trying to get him
on board because every day, every week we're talking about
it after it aired, so broke down. I'm like, here,
here's the first season. Just watch it and see and
you know if you want to get on board with
this or not. And it just sat there. And then

(51:25):
about a or so ago, when.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I pick up these boxes from his place, there it
is promin displayed. I still got the wrapping on it,
like figure still.

Speaker 14 (51:35):
Got the wrapping and the sticker on it.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
You got better ones because I said so many times
in the old show that I'm going to be the
only person in America that has never seen an episode
of Lost. I was obsessed with the fact that I
refuse to watch it.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
But if somebody gives you a gift, you don't have
to use it, right. You just don't give it away
in front of them.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
You don't get you don't give it back to them
to throw the gift the people.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
No, he likes to tell you that he didn't or
he threw it out or regifted it that that's that
was the thing, because people would give him wine and
he would go to wine dot Com and then the
next day he'd be on the air and break down
and goes, well, let me tell you why this isn't
a good gift, doctor Steve.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
You know it would break.

Speaker 7 (52:15):
Down reading all the stats and he said, you really
didn't put any effort.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Into this, when I, uh, when I was really into
my wine for a little while. Though, I wouldn't accept
a bottle unless it was more than fifty bucks on
wine dot com.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
That is, so if it fell short, I would give
it to other people.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
You shameful, Come on, he's like forty five hours, just
make the cut.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Although I heard I rock because he gave me a
really nice gifts. Islanders poster signed by who? Is it
signed by a game?

Speaker 14 (52:45):
The photo?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Right?

Speaker 10 (52:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (52:47):
Yeah, but I don't know three really famous islanders.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
And what happened to it.

Speaker 14 (52:51):
It was a custom frame to everything.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
I gave it to my brother.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
It sat in the garage, right, Your brother put it
up on a wall.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Yeah. Yeah, so that's the restaurant brother, one that I
don't talk about as much. So you did it off on.
But see the problem is, here's the problem. I understand now,
what like everyone does this type of ship, but you
don't announce it to.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
A hopefully a huge radio on and the.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Guy that gave it to you, that's rude.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
Yes, I I gave away a lot of frame stuff
and a lot of posters that I had because I
just did. I don't have enough wall space for all
of it. So that's let's move it out of here.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
That's what I told you, rock for real, if you
go through my place right now, I don't have anything
on the walls, not just either, I don't have anything
maybe something you know, right the family.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
I think when he got married that somebody gave him
an oil painting that he mysteriously talked about for a
while and then finally did a huge reveal of the
like it was a big mythos to this whole thing.
And then he then he finally reveals the oil painting,
and everyone's like, oh, it is bad, like this was
not a good gift. I will and then but he's

(54:03):
saying it on the air, so whoever gave it to
him and I had to have heard it.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
I got so fucking mad. Now now I'm mad.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
I want to see it.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Well, that's the gram that's the one with the boy
where we begin. That's another thing.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Out.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Well, there's two stories here. When I got married, you know,
it's taken a leap by when someone gives you a
painting because they don't know your taste. And then I'm
stuck with this giant painting that it's actually it's really nice.
It's not like the grandma painting down the hall. It's
actually really nice. It's a winter scene in the woods

(54:45):
with like a stream, but it's not I would never
hang that up anywhere.

Speaker 13 (54:49):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
I don't know. It's not my style. I mean, I
don't have art in general or painting.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
That's when people decide your style for you. That's tough.

Speaker 6 (54:56):
The can't necessarily you can't just put it on the
wall just because they.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
And then I want to throw it away so bad
and everyone around me gets mad at me. So now
for the last I've been married eight almost nine, eight
and a half years.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
It's just it's just among my stuff.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
You got to give that away.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
I want to throw it away, and they're like, you
can't throw it away.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
I'm like, why not, don't throw it away? Give it
away to like.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
They people close to me, give it away, give it
away close to me, saying that I can't even give
it away because it was a gift. Who gave it
to the gift? That part is somebody old. No, it
was a nice gesture, you know, obviously, but it doesn't
mean it makes you happy just because someone that you
know had a nice gesture.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
It depends on who the person who gave it to.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
You want someone I don't really know that.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Well, would your wife think of it?

Speaker 1 (55:46):
She fucking hates it too.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Blame her then, but she's.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Normal, so she's you know, like, hey, you know we
can't just throw it away or give it you know
what you think you should do it. I've moved like
three times. That thing is becoming famous because what's his name? JK.
Simmons assigned it an Oscar winner. We wanted that's his
signature where the artist? Yes, how I tell people I

(56:23):
got that great?

Speaker 5 (56:28):
That is too funny.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Oh I thought he could only drum.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Isn't that great? That's amazing. He's a great painter.

Speaker 6 (56:37):
It's almost like a painting of like, oh, we should
have we should have adjusted and gotten more of the
ocean in the sky. Look at it close, looks like
weird sand dunes on the beach.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Right, look at it closely.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
You'll see that they used a sharpie.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
What some sharpie?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
That's sharpie?

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Weird, Yes, weird.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
And they ran out of the supplies.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
That's a painting that's made to be busted over somebody's head,
you know, you know how there's always that gag if
somebody taking a painting and smashing it over somebody and
they just break through it.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
That's what that's what, that's what somebody to do with. Doug. No,
we're not getting rid of it. We're gonna get more
famous people that look been hanging up. Yeah. I have
a picture of famous Oscar winner. Who's the blonde in
that picture? Here? I like Schlessinger and he's we are farmers.

(57:36):
You want to know the story of that painting. So, uh,
family member, older family member down there in Philly. Okay,
oh good, this person knows I like the beach.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
And terrify you.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
So she was at an old age home visiting some
people doing the right thing, doing some of that nice charity.
And then she went into the gift shop, you know
where you get flowers and cards and all that horseshit,
And this is hanging behind the cashier on the wall. Okay,
it's not for sale. She bought it because I like beaches.
So she went on her way, and the lady was confused, like,

(58:15):
that's just the painting we have up, you know, for decoration,
And she insisted that she needed to buy it because
I like beaches.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
They really loves Yeah, that's nice. You gotta keep this painting.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
It's a sweet beach. I'm not saying it's not a
nice gesture.

Speaker 6 (58:31):
It looks like the girl's gonna run out in the
water and get eaten by a shark and jaws.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Yeah, then they find her body behind that one. Yeah,
and the seaweed over there to the right, and the
dunes on the cape. It wasn't for sale.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
No, and she went out of her way to get
over the wall for you.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
It was dusty. And then, you know, have you ever
been in a situation where people think they got you
a really special gift and you got to be like,
oh my god, and then they're all just crowding around
like here's the big reveal. And then you have to like,
hopefully it was your acting skills to let's see your
face when you saw that picture.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
And you drove that.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
Shows the room in my house without a window.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
This is perfect. Fuck. I just fucking get mad when
people think they know your taste with art and stuff.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
But just be happy that somebody care about you enough
that goes without saying, Okay, who was it?

Speaker 5 (59:32):
You know, you know who was it? Is like an
old person is an old person?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Just a matriarch? Your mother, my mother? Who's the goddamn nigga?

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Who's mother?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
My mom left a message the other day, I want.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
To see my grandkids. There you go, it's an easy gift.
Keep them, bitch.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Haven't they haven't seen her in a year? What might
be time?

Speaker 13 (59:59):
Anyway?

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
A year?

Speaker 10 (01:00:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Hope he got some white family ship going on. I
just don't understand, no comprehend it. White you don't see
years w f s. But in a black family, if
you see somebody in the year, either he locked up
or you just can't afford the ticket.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
Get down there.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Yeah, oh his mom should see is a grandkid?

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Na stop?

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Yeah, it's better for my kids, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Let them get scared. You got scarred by that bit.
We all get scarred by parents.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
That's where you take that chain and your breaking chain.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Yes, you don't want them. They nowhere name I would have.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
I would really.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
New line. They don't know, but they got They got
another set of grandparents that are amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
So no babies don't know that nana.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
That's what I had. I had one set of Uh.
I had one grandma my whole life. The grandfather died
when I was very young. I don't remember him at all,
and she was amazing and she took care of that
whole thing. In a family, you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
Gotta let them at least wake your kids up. Money.
They don't even know that life.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
If traffic's bad, I'll detour off the highway.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
If you're gonna teach them a lesson, I'm gonna leave
you with nana.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
You know what, Now, they get uncomfortable, so I'm not Yes,
get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
And do they have a bunch of questions for you,
like daddy?

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Wow, they don't know her, they didn't really know her.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Do they have an actual question about it like her?

Speaker 10 (01:01:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
No, Okay, that's how I was.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
That's how I was brought up. My mom's mom was
just a horror show. And we she was a horror
horror show.

Speaker 10 (01:01:44):
So we weren't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
We weren't in her life. And and my mom made
that decision, so God bless us.

Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
She knew she would be mean to you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
She was terrible, a terrible, terrible lady.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
Do you think your mother would be like that to
your kids? No, No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
No, No, it's not that bad because I could control
the situation. It's out of convenience. We haven't seen her.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
That's that white bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
He's on it. I could control the situation.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
So it's just it mus be that kind of zainty sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Or my mom.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Yeah, like when the kids are around, like she's been,
she would spoil those kids.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
She's been all right. Yeah. It doesn't get many people's
names right these days.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
So nobody parents Doe cald me nine names of us.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
I just told her we were there last week, and
she's like, oh, yeah, we had a splendid time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
You're a f you don't remember. I don't remember I
had that. I can pay people to go through that
joint and make live.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
What about your brother he goes through there?

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Oh yeah, my brother does the right thing. And you
know what's the right thing?

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
You named it the right thing. You still don't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
My life's better than that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
They're gonna cut off all tides.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Dude, I'm the only one. Sometimes you gotta fucking cut
to some ties.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
I still want to find your fucking kinder sister who
moved away years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
Oh, Karen, I'm hunting for Karen.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
That's a hut. That's a great story, isn't it. We
got to get her in the studio, but oh, you
know that story. We would bring in a lot of
kids to her who left one day. Well, she was
a redhead and we have a lot of redhead I've
heard that before. This is uh, my older sister's best
friend at the time. And how old she was she
when she left. I don't know, like seventeen eighteen ish.

(01:03:28):
Oh really, he ain't seen a sense wow, but they
were no reach outs. All of a sudden, she started
living with us, and my parents introduced her as our sister,
and she sort of looked like us, so it was
the Lord.

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
Yeah, she was there for a feu and then all
of a sudden she.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Couldn't take my mom anymore because my mom insisted that
she pays rent or something, and and this Karen said,
fuck all this ship. And then she had her boyfriend
pick her up and throw all her ship in a
pick up truck and we never saw her again.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
But she lived like she was part of our family
and like a sister.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
I can't I can't hear this day. I'm just trying
to get drunk and have a good time.

Speaker 10 (01:04:12):
I don't want to have it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
I don't want to cry when we Uh, I'll add
to the story. I love. I love the stories that
are just kind of there and then I get to
add to them. So, but she was so important to
our family that we had some uh. We always had
a cement ship around my house that was just to
keep us busy and keep us out of my mom's hair.

(01:04:33):
So I know how to mix cement. I know how
to lay cement. I know how to make rock walls.
I'm fucking good with cement. Trust me. I know the consistency,
how much water. I could do it in my sleep.

Speaker 15 (01:04:45):
Sweet thing to brag about. Yes, I'm trying to cater
to the union guys out there. I know I know
how to do that for real.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
So then still they're all like they, God, nope, he's
gotten out of the game. I can't even tell you
if the sand's not right. Yeah, I can tell you.
I'm like, ah, this cement is not going to do
the job.

Speaker 5 (01:05:12):
You've been doing this as she was like, what twelve
in the backyard.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
I was the oldest. So yeah, I was twelve, But
I mean my brothers when they were six years old
knew how to mix cement. What the fuck. I'll show
you pictures of my old house. You'll see rock walls
that go nowhere. Yeah, we were constantly fucking mixing cement
and building stuff. We got a pathway that goes to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
You never heard of Legos.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Legos they equipment. So when we laid down some new
cement for one of our sidewalks, we decided to put
our names in it. Okay, she was so important to
our our family, that the k's in the cement. Oh,

(01:05:57):
the K down with the rest of us. Even the
dog's name.

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Do you ever wonder like where she is, how her
life is.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Let's ask her to call in right now.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Yes, I got a blood brother I haven't seen in
eight years. Eight and I haven't talked to him in
about how many years. I got my son about.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Six years, haven't talked to him. We're seen him at all?

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
What about you all, brothers? Word your restaurant? Brothers woke Joe?

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Umm, not not in a while, but anyway, So the
K's in the cement. That's what happens when there's so
many kids. I actually mentioned my Christian rate. I actually
mentioned my brother's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Name to my two kids recently, and they go, who
the hell is that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Who you talking?

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Because I was like, I was going down the names
of my siblings, my brothers and sisters, and I named this,
you know, the one, And they were like out of
their minds, like, who the hell is that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
They never heard about him? No, no fucking not even
anybody else talking about him, No fucking clue. They have
no idea anyway. So then the K's in the cement,
and then it goes bad with my mom. So she's
out there with a chisel trying to get rid of
the cave like she never existed.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
No, you did not do that, she told her, went
her from the history books.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
So then was Pharaoh because we put like these metal
letters in the cement. So the ca is missing, but
you could still see it's the K because it was
set in the cement. Right, she chiseled out that special care.
We don't go. We don't look at family, We don't
look at family photos.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
You want to know why why?

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
Because over the years, when she had a problem with
one of us, she she would go, she would go,
get her scissors and cut your faces.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
She would cut the face.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Out of the one she was mad at, out of
family photos. So there was time this is this goes
back here as we found these, you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Know, these photos. When my dad died. We were checking
out some old photos and it was like heartbreaking because
half a bunch of photos had just circles. Who was
she mad at the most?

Speaker 5 (01:07:59):
Who faces?

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Miss? Oh fuck, that's a great question. But you don't
know all my brothers and sisters.

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
So who you think she hated the most? So had
the most beef without all of y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Nah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't point out one, to be
honest with you.

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
Another thing would be like a female like a sister.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Is there an ugliest one? Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Oh shit? No,
we all did all right, We did alright in that
department Tito's I want to find that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
That's so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
I think she was found on Facebook. I think there's
some in my family that have sort of uh I
want to hear her, talk to her a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
Yeah, And where is she?

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Is she married? I think she's still like relatively close.
We're all from Long Island originally, and I believe she's
somewhere around there. She's still. It was a bummer because
we really really liked her, and then like but she
felt like she couldn't come around anymore because she really
had a problem with my mom so and we were
all too young, so it wasn't like we could like

(01:09:07):
jump in cars and.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
Go visit her.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Right, But then again, we didn't even really know where
she was.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
And what about your sister who was close to her,
wasn't like a sister who was Yeah, does she speak to.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Her at all? Or I don't? I don't. I think
she did for a while. I mean, she hit it
from your mother too, ques she didn't want to make
her upset. Wow, she was hiding her boyfriend in the attic.
Jesus Christ told that's right, said he thought it was
a ghost. Oh yeah, that's where that ghost shit comes from.

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
He's like, it's a ghost, fucking a ship on my sister.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
We were scared of shitless. We lived in an old
house and we're hearing the creaky floor you know, it's
kind of hacked, but the creaky floorboards. And she taking
them sandwiches up there and ship, yeah, all that ship.
And it turns out, you know, he had a problem
at his house, so he was living in our attic
for a while. I don't know, I don't know for
how long do you think, like a summer? I don't know.
To be honest, I was like, this goes back to

(01:09:59):
when I was like, well.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
And what it used to come down like in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
You know, I used to see them, never saw them.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
I only found out years later that that it wasn't
a ghost.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Oh you didn't know what it was?

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
God No, And that's cruelty. Kids.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
We really thought, what the fuck is going on? You
would just hear this, you know, but you found out
when it was happening.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
I knew I would have to ask my brothers. They
have a bet they have a better memory than me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
But I don't know. I don't remember having a big
reveal on that one. Oh shit, I think that was
something that was just we found out about later.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
That's brutal. Yeah, as a kid, you always think its
a ghost.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
What does this have to do with High Court? Oh
that's where we're trying to making a decision now, Doug.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Yes, I do not like your family.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Or how you treat them. Slam down your teeto.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
Oh, it's so true.

Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
That's what people love to ask me too, is what's
in my mug? I'm drinking from a mug the whole time.
In the High Court, it's all about responsible hydration, just water, right,
because I'm not a coffee drinker, and I didn't want
alcohol to be a part of the show at all because.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
It's just water. It's high How about a nice little beverage,
how about a nice bevy? I don't know, I don't
I really don't drink. I only drink water and vodka
are the only things they drink.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Really.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Royce and Washington, Opie, you need to correct yourself. It's
pouring concrete. He's right, pouring concre He's absolutely right on that.
You know, we we got really good at it. That's
crazy that you got that young, really good. Yeah. We
had a sandpit behind our house and and it started
getting deeper and deeper into the hill. Could have collapsed

(01:11:43):
on us. The sand pit. Yeah, it was scary.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
We were like, there was a time we'd reached the
shovel all the way as far as it could go
in and just kind of pull out sand that way.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
It was easily. Uh, I don't know, ten twelve feet
into the hill. No subervision, Nah, not really. Why what
could you go wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Building tunnel as eight year olds?

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
There's so many kids. If one of them got buried
in cementth.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
They wouldn't give a ship.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Well, my dad would trick us.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
We had a Volkswagen bus and he would go, hey, man,
you know I found this great hill where you guys
could play army because I'm one of five boys, right
and uh so then he would stop and go, all right, guys,
here's the hill. You guys could run around up there,
and then he would give us, oh, by the way.
If you see any rocks down, bring them down or
throw them down the hill. So he made believe we

(01:12:35):
were going out to have fun, but we were actually
collecting rocks for the rock walls we were building. He
just slick with it. Child labor.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Well, my brother jokes that we didn't have bedrooms. We
had barracks.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
So it was all right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
When you talk about the ship, you realize.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Everyone had their fucking weird issues at home.

Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
Who was the brother you'll talk to? What's his name?

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Nah? Fuck up right there, he says the name.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Then you know people will tweet Adam and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Your biz.

Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
Your restaurant. Brother's gonna call in and give a different
take to it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Not no, no, he's got some great stories about it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
I'm sure he does studio one day. I'll tell you more.
No problem, not just not on Tito's day, and not
on T's day. We all be in.

Speaker 6 (01:13:27):
It's almost four twenty on Tito's Day. I couldn't be
happier right now. I don't like some things that are
going on in the world, but I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Yeah, we should get stump right onto, maybe filling some
blanks for us. Yeah, he was calling, but we went
to start talking about it. We told Julie to call
back today. Do you remember why?

Speaker 10 (01:13:46):
Dog?

Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
What Julie?

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Who's Julie? Oh? At the end of the show, thank
you the hoarder lady.

Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
Yeah, Julie if you can, had a lot of good
horror information, but she seemed to be back up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Basically, we were talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:14:01):
It's just that if things bring you joy, you should
keep them, and if they don't, you're a fucking hoarder.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
There's stacks of bullshit.

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
I'm a mental horder. I hoard mentally.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Oh, that's a good way to do it. Just store
it all.

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
Still a mess, Julie, still smell like caty in my brain.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Julie, we cut you off yesterday.

Speaker 16 (01:14:20):
Don't worries?

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Hey, Opay, Doug, Hey, share Rod? You thought that was Hey?
Did you laugh yesterday? When do you cut you off?
Because it was brutal?

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
Hey, it's all right.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
I knew it was coming up towards the end of
the show. She knew what time it was radio, so
I know these things. I had to take care of
my boys and make sure they got their get those
for the third time because we were we can't go
wait anymore. Wow, I understand plugs are important. And I
was bored by you, and I figured that. You said

(01:14:53):
you can't wait to hear Rich brothday, I'm gonna be
at Winston.

Speaker 12 (01:15:02):
We don't pick on the speech impediment.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
Boys.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
Wait, that's not what I was doing.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
I just do accurate impressions of individuals, no matter how
they talk.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
I don't judge it. I only judge people when I'm
in my robes in the corporroom.

Speaker 17 (01:15:17):
Yeah, what we're gonna add, Julie, No, I just you know,
ship never stops with this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
I can't believe any of his family talks to him.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
Oh my god, did you just do that?

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
What is wrong with the hell?

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
She just today?

Speaker 6 (01:15:42):
She knows there's plenty of shown, there's no doubt.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Want we do some plug. Yes, we've got two sold
out shows, more or less those under ground This coming.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
Monday, Village on the Ground company selling the Village on
the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
This Monday is still come through though. You still can
get in.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
Yes, you that how that works.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
I don't know how it works. Dan By line, stand
by line. Somebody want to not going to show up.
Somebody gonna get in a car accident and something Jesus,
you go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Out and smoke a bone people waiting out there that
might not get in. Yeah, of course I will. Yeah,
I'll mix it up with them. Who's the line what's
the lineup? You got Charad, you got Vic Kenley, you
got Christal Stefano, you got Florentine, you got Voss, you
got im missus christ who cares you're missing? That's a lineup.

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
That's the lineup. Yeah, you got people stopping by.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Dingson said he's gonna stop on by Bani. So I'm
missing one of the six though, am I No, that's
it Sharad, Vic, Jim I said, Florentine, Voss, that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
The Stefano, Oh boy, you say Norman, Yeah, but he's
like the add on whatever is like you said, it's
gonna be you know.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
Yeah. So that's this Monday.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
And then you got me Chris the steph know, and
Keith Robinson just added Real Philly Show. It's Philadelphia, so
Keith said he's in.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
That's June eleventh.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
That's June eleventh.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
Baby will be at the Philly Show too. Yes, that's summertime.
He'll be there. He's changing the summer time.

Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
I go to Philly every June because uh yeah, yeah,
because the radio show there there does a remote from
Hershey Park, and I go out to Hershey and and
do that with them, and then I uh and then
I do a couple of Douglas movies at the Helium
and in.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Philly that's what we are Helium. So you're hearing it first.
Doug Benson will be at the June eleventh. Not that show,
yeah you heard, yes, nice. No, it's all the comics
that have been just there. Yeah, basically, it's all the

(01:17:56):
comics that have been just crushing it on this new show.

Speaker 6 (01:17:58):
I remember, I remember when he was the irritated Cuban.
He finally graduated from mad, completely mad.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
And now we find out why Doug has to go
back to La I didn't forget.

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
Yeah, Sunday Meltdown Comics on Sunset Boulevard Doug Loves Movies
at four.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Twenty oh yeah, and then on.

Speaker 6 (01:18:20):
Actual four twenty April twentieth, I'm gonna be at the
coach House in San Juan Capistrano, Straano doing Doug getting
Doug with High. I got so many shows I can't
keep him track.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Do you like kicking I'm doing these plugs, like Rich Voss,
I'm just stumbling all over them.

Speaker 6 (01:18:39):
But yeah, I'll be out there on April twentieth doing
a live show where me and all.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
My guests get high on stage. Still gotta get Sharad
on the show. You got any LA.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Visits coming up?

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
Yeah, I'll be out there this summer. Yeah, yeah, well
hit me up, no question.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Yeah. I watched a few of those shows on YouTube.
Fucking funny man.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Super fun I'm a mid and get high and shoot
the ship.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
But I'm amazed how high you guys all get and
no one gives a fuck. They're laying on around the
stage and some can't talk at times, like reminds me
of being like eighteen in a dorm. Put a camera
on it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
These guys are.

Speaker 4 (01:19:18):
Established, funny fucking people, right, Yeah, and there's oh, it's
it's it's great.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
I'll do it for you man. Yes, thanks, we missed
for it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:28):
Sharrod and I were gonna go outside and smoke at
four twenty, but we missed it. Yeah, well, so we
might not get high today at all.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
I just I just waked because I know how to
do it. What do we plug? We got anything to plug?
I think we're good and Raceforse so that's right. Uh yeah,
just following race worse where racehorse? Where do you see it?

Speaker 5 (01:19:49):
You see it at patreon dot com, slash Raceforse.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
I like it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
Yeah, you did racework.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Do you video it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
We video it and everything?

Speaker 6 (01:19:56):
Yeah, because it should just be a satellite show or
a podcast and now you now people can watch it,
watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
That's right, sir, White and black going at it.

Speaker 7 (01:20:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
And Ivy, he's only white in America.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
But he's not even Jewish.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
You okay?

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Everybody get they think he's Jewish everywhere. It's close to
the brow.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
A brow All right with that, we'll be back brow
you brow. He's what are you doing this weekendy Rock?
Hopefully nothing? Why?

Speaker 7 (01:20:34):
Because I'm just stuck doing a million things every week.
This weekend, I'm hoping just to uh play some video
games and just do absolutely nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
I'm going to start my fishing season. I think, oh no,
what is that?

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
And why?

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Why? Don't know why?

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
Because that whole slew of video coming.

Speaker 7 (01:20:53):
No, you don't like my fishing videos, No I do,
but I mean, well, you know what, I don't mind
your videos, but at least you're not doing like those assholes.

Speaker 14 (01:21:02):
Did you see the shark video?

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
What's the shark video? There's these guys that all this
break videos. Yeah, all that shit pissed me off.

Speaker 7 (01:21:08):
The beach shark where they're doing shotguns out of beer
cans by using the dead shark's mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
Yeah no, yeah, no doing that. No, God, No, I respect,
I respect the sea.

Speaker 14 (01:21:20):
But you like to stab jellyfish.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
No I don't. I never stabbed jellyfish.

Speaker 14 (01:21:24):
You had a jellyfish that you were poking in one video.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
No, God, don't start that. I thought you did for real.
I respect the ocean. I didn't fish for a really
long time because I couldn't get the hooks out of
their mouths properly, and I was killing fish.

Speaker 14 (01:21:37):
Yeah, this video right here, No, I know it's it's disgustable.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
No, just about everything I catch, I I make sure
I get back in the ocean almost immediately. You don't
eat anything that you catch. Just the stripers. The stripe
back is that there? I mean? No, I mean we'll
keep the fluke if it's big enough, but you got
to make sure they're big enough. And what else? Bluefish?
I fucking hate dogfish slash. You don't want the sharks,

(01:22:05):
you know, the sand sharks. You don't eat those, and
then you have mako out. No, we get sea robins.

Speaker 10 (01:22:12):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Some people say sea robins are very good if you
prepare them, right. But my brother in law finally broke
down and decided to cook one and make savechi out
of it. Horrible, and I just I fucking hate it. So,
to be honest with you, all the fishing I did
last summer, I uh, I think I kept four or
five fish, that's it.

Speaker 14 (01:22:30):
But you're preparing it?

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
What do you mean? This is what happens when we're
not in the room. You just start talking about fishing.
You don't like fishing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Come on, Hopie from who wants to listen about fishing.

Speaker 14 (01:22:43):
From San Diego?

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
You should love fishing. Got the big one? Yeah, exactly.
Once you tell him that I rock. He said what
he said if you were here on time, It's like
if what he had done to the police, this never
would have happened. I started by asking you you're when
you guys aren't here.

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
I talked to Iraq. We have a nice conversation. Yeah,
I was asking what he's doing this weekend?

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
He said, hopefully nothing, And then I said I think
I might start my fishing season. Oh okay, I'm fishing
for strip bass. The season starts in a few days,
depending where you are, shy. I was trying to be
back by four thirty seven.

Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
It's four thirty nine, so we're two minutes late because
we got arrested.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
We got out of it fast, but it was you know,
we were in the cuffs.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
It happened, everything all right down there. Boys.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
It a Friday, Wow, man, Jesus really yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Yeah. We were playing afrol Man for you guys know
you were we were my God and me and Iraq.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
I thought it was Tito's day, not on the nose.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Day to play afrol Man, because I got high and
it was Iraq's pick. Iraq, no, it was his pick.
And then we both realized how awful that song actually
is in the camp and I was gonna let it
play out. And then I'm like, wow, this is really bad.
This is a really dad song that's seventeen years old.

Speaker 6 (01:24:09):
But you know what's fuck thousand. You know what's fun
if you've never seen it. The time somebody ran up
on stage on Afroman. He fucking knocks her, Oh knocks
the fuck out of her. The girl knocks her down.
I don't remember that without hesitation.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Yeah, he was in his defense.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
I think he was high and she's, you know, snuck
up on the side of him, and he didn't know
it was.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
A girl before he did it. He didn't know who
the fuck it was. He held threatened, so he turned
and just knocked her out. He knocked the fuck out
of his chick. That's two years ago, or is that? Wait? Man,
let's throw this up here for a that's brutal.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
It's thirty seven seconds, so it must happen fast.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
Drunk back then. Yeah, I know that's her. I think so. Oh,
and she just tries to get too close to him.
She's just enjoying herself. Man, she's kind of like she's
got afro. Man, she's got sight stage access, not stand
right next to him. Max said, check, Oh my no way,
did he knows? Was a weird clip of it though,

(01:25:08):
where they added in some weird bullshit. Yeah, there's no
way he knew. That's that's yeah. He just swings at
whatever is coming at him over there. She was really.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Well she oh my god, there shrugs right away.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
He does a little shrug.

Speaker 9 (01:25:27):
My.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
He feels the tap.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
Look at the shrug.

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
Look he hit the backstage with the drums.

Speaker 6 (01:25:34):
Oh, just her head hit the drum rise, I mean
the riser. Yes, her head hits the fucking riser and
her side and her head.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
Did he ever get charged with anything? I mean she
tapped his butt with her, but she gave.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Him a little tat.

Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
I don't think he got I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
He turned around just world she expect it, doug, he smell. Yeah,
Let's find out who he is.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
Fined for it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Let's see he pleaded guilty, pleading guilty. H and then
there's a little there. He's Grammy nominated. What but I
saw him that was a one hit wonder too right?
Anything else?

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
I saw a show of his once and I enjoyed it.
It was in Bloomington, Indiana.

Speaker 6 (01:26:28):
And then afterwards he was just for some reason, he
was like out on the sidewalk and all of his
fans were all just surrounding him and passing him joints
and having him sign stuff, kind of like what happens
to me back behind the club after my shows, and uh,
I just joined in, and uh, I don't think he
knew who he was I was, but we you know,
smoked a little together and people just kept passing stuff

(01:26:48):
to me too, and it was a lovely experience. But
then you know, then I see this ship where he's
beating up a woman.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
Damn man, that is not good for the Uh, it's
not good for my brand. You hang out with this guy?
Do you ever? Do you ever worry when you're in
those states where it's still illegal? And okay, maybe I
don't want to even talk.

Speaker 6 (01:27:12):
Yeah, we'll just check out the room and ask Sharad
the same question because I don't worry because I'm white.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
I never worry.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Yeah, he doesn't worry because he don't give a shit.

Speaker 5 (01:27:22):
I'm basic cable famous.

Speaker 6 (01:27:23):
Like the first few times I smoke with Sar in
New York, he'd just be sitting on a stoop somewhere
smoking and pass it to me and I'd be like what, Yeah,
and I but that's.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
What's great about him is that he's he's at more risk.
You have to admit that.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
But I do a lot of free shows for the
police too, Okay, And I got a lot of friends
of the four City that's smart, the police, benevolence, fun
I do a lot of Yeah, so you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Never told me about any of that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
You're just like, don't worry about it. Niggy yea.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
His friends, Niggy, I got a million texts from you.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
Got a bunch of cops coming Monday. The CoP's coming
to the show Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
Have you ever have you ever been profiled?

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
Of course, when I first moved up to the Uber
east Side Money, I used to get out of the
six train coming from shows on the cellar or whatever.
Right you talking about risk at seventy seventh and uh lexeez.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
I walked down to third.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
Because the police car be parked right outside the train station,
so I'd get out. I walk down the third. I
see him coming up third. I walk down a second,
I see him coming down second. I walk down to first.
I see him coming up first, and then he come
down from York around on seventy fifth where he used
to live, and I just waved him. Thanks for geting
me home, fellas, and go home.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
Is good. Though they would follow me personal, they would
follow you until they figured out who you were.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
Yep, and they get you right out of the sn I.

Speaker 5 (01:28:44):
Saw you down at the Comedy Sewer.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
It's like, niggagain.

Speaker 5 (01:28:46):
Let me get in the backseat. This cold drop me home.
Then motherfucker's a uh.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
This person's claiming I was at the concert where after man,
And why didn't they just talk to you immediately?

Speaker 5 (01:28:59):
She was week somebody was at the concert.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
Yeah, and then we got stunt praying, stunt praying. You've
called four times. Just stay where you are. I'm gonna
get to you in like a couple of minutes. Here. Ye,
afro Man is a little more important right now than
what's going on in the world and the Syria.

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
You know, that ship is just fuck. It's just go ahead,
Craig greg greg in Mississippi.

Speaker 18 (01:29:22):
Go ahead, what's up, fellas longtime lifter? I love the
new format, I really do. I Uh, I can't begin
to tell you how much I miss you in the mornings.
But you guys are freaking rocking it out. Listen, So
afro Man. That happened in Biloxi, Mississippi. And uh, I

(01:29:43):
was at the concert with a whole bunch of my
other redneck buddies, and uh, girl, old girl was sitting
on the stage for a little bit. She was kind
of like be bomping around back there, and uh, next thing,
you know, she decides she was gonna stump up on
to the front of the stage and uh, old boy
just he he kind of I got a feeling he knew,
Uh she was there, just turned around and walked her.

(01:30:05):
Uh and yeah, she went backwards almost into the drum set.
And then, like I said, me and a bunch of
my homies were in there, and we were like, we
fixed a bust this motherfucker up, right, And you know,
it's a bunch of white dudes and this black dude
just about nothing against shueshrog don't don't they.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
I hope that you would get mad if any dude
hit a girl like that. Not does a black dude
a white girl straight?

Speaker 18 (01:30:29):
Straight up?

Speaker 16 (01:30:29):
Man?

Speaker 10 (01:30:30):
We were.

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
They just had that extra race, right.

Speaker 18 (01:30:36):
And uh yeah, So me and help with my friends
were just about to rush the stage. Man in security
followed him off and and they had to call an
ambulance to get the girl. And uh it was a
big to do down here, and uh yeah, wow on that.

Speaker 6 (01:30:53):
So you're saying that the security there kind of saved
after a man's life because you guys would have went
out at him.

Speaker 18 (01:31:01):
We would have.

Speaker 13 (01:31:02):
We would have, right now, that is crazy, and.

Speaker 5 (01:31:06):
Hey, it's only right. You don't hit a girl in
a face like that man, but.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Also the cops saved him though ultimate security.

Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
He saved him from the mob.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Look, I'm seeing the video about twenty times now. We
kind of have it on a loop. He had no
idea it was a girl. She dude.

Speaker 18 (01:31:23):
He turned around.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
He had been in half a second. He was there
a long time.

Speaker 5 (01:31:26):
Though, even when the video saw it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
He was look at him. Look at the way he
looks at He's got to concentrate.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
He's high.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
He's got to look at his fingers.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
He's gotta watch what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Can I can I out the funny in that video?
Because we finally played it all the way the end,
dude came up. She gets up and gets him, like
what the fuck? Look all right, let's see that. It
takes an amazing punch.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
She gets up, and watch the look she gives him
because he goes back to playing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
Yeah, he goes right to playing. She she goes there,
she like she hitches.

Speaker 6 (01:32:02):
Her pants up and then moves along, so she wasn't
even hurt. She's like some other guy just jumps up
there and just like, don't punch me. He puts his
hands up like he's like chick or something, don't hurt me.
But she gets a look like what the fuck you?
The girl had some sort of side stage access and
decided that like she could just go out start dancing
around out there and.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
Bum yeah and bumba. She drumps her awasted.

Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
She was white girl wasted.

Speaker 6 (01:32:27):
Yeah, I mean, look at it, she staggers as she's
going over to him. She seems like almost like people
are encouraging her, like, go dance with him. Yeah, because
even like her boyfriend, maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
I love studying this shit because now that I look
at it again, she wasn't sure about the move at first,
you know, she's like, I'm not sure if I should
be doing this, And then after the Doug's point, they're
probably encouraging her, and she said, all right, what the fuck,
I'll go for it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:49):
Boys an interesting video because and then she's like, all right,
I think this is gonna be all right. It's like
the classic remember the classic one with a guy smashed
his guitar like on a on a on a guy
coming towards the stage during.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
A comedy upset and you've never seen and then he
tries to go back to his act that everyone's horrified. Yeah,
he's greatest clips ever.

Speaker 6 (01:33:17):
He has to go, hey, he was coming at me right,
like he has to justify smashing a fucking guitar and
it's not like it's.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
Not like in a movie where it's made a bals
of wood. It's a fucking real guitar smash.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
On the head. Hold on, Greg, you can't wait.

Speaker 6 (01:33:32):
This was forever ago in Lasso, I'm guessing just to
wrap up offense LP, wrap up the afril.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
Man though she's like she's not sure, and then there's
a feeling like all right, everything's gonna be over.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
And then you feel her like okay.

Speaker 6 (01:33:45):
Without ever having, without everything I've ever man looked at
her and yeah, let's dance around.

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
But she doesn't get that. She still feels comfortable. There's
a part though she's not sure.

Speaker 9 (01:33:58):
I think the crowd you see her whole eyes changed
her mood like okay, Kathy, did he jazz her up?

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
Did we find out what happened to him because of it?

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
He's just fine. I just enjoy your t tho. We
don't care how if you find out for real list,
I don't know. I bet he was just fine in
the end because she's on his stage. Well he could claim, look,
I didn't really know what the fuck was going.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
On the security of the house. House security then should
have handled that from the get go.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
Yeah, but he sure did defend himself in for a
guy's stone just playing the guitar.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
He's like, you, bro, Obama's president again.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
Oh that's great, thanks for making that happen at ms NBC.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
He just made the switch.

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
This afternoon they went back to I saw him up
there behind the podium.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
Man, Yeah, he's I'm glad. He looked fucking refreshed, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:35:02):
I'm no, I'm no stunt brain. Yeah, he's on the
but they're showing what he used to say about Syria, right.
Oh wait, we got to show him the guitar smash
and then go stunt brain.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
Oh yeah, let's put stunt brain on not to produce
your stuntring. Yeah, this is gonna be a tough act
to follow because we're doing the heckler gets smashed by
a guitar and then we're gonna go see.

Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
This video stunt Brain one million, five twenty six views
on just on whatever. Whoever posted this on YouTube? This
version the one no, no, no, no, you're so behind
the time. Dude, I think you got to play it
from the beginning.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
Yeah, yeah, because it's good. It's only a minute twenty
it's only a minute twenty four.

Speaker 4 (01:35:48):
And uh, we'll tweet it out OPI show for all
the visuals we we tweet as we go, all the
all the stuff we talk about.

Speaker 6 (01:35:53):
Uh, all right, this is about white people, stunt brain
and it's good and it's a dude a guitar act
on stage. He's also got a harmonica on his next
to you know, it's quality performance.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
And Charad has never seen this.

Speaker 10 (01:36:09):
So here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
The living ship behind pause pause, Yeah, we got things
to there.

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
He's doing the move, trying to get the whole audience
to turn on them.

Speaker 6 (01:36:23):
He almost always works, but in this particular case, he
sucks so much that the audience a few people cheer
that when he.

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
Says two hundred people are gonna attack you, and it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:36:34):
It doesn't work for him.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
That's why we need this from the beginning. Yeah, because
obviously it's not going well and he's got some hecklers
happening and he yeah said, yeah, I'll beat the ship
out of somebody because we got people.

Speaker 5 (01:36:48):
Gets going to be like you out going.

Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
Okay, he goes to he goes to kicking them out.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Is what he just said. People, he will kick you out.

Speaker 6 (01:37:00):
I think you're allowed to play Okahoma's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
It's like you don't might not be mormana mahma, but
I got it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (01:37:08):
You know if your Alklahoma, don't get Oklahoma.

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
And if you were gay.

Speaker 13 (01:37:12):
You've been Oklahoma.

Speaker 18 (01:37:15):
You don't really don't when because.

Speaker 5 (01:37:17):
I will come down to the bus, slap the dick
out of your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
When you're classic come back. Oh here we go. Guitars off,
ready to swing. This is a terrible video.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
There's video of this where you can see the guitar.
I don't know if you hit the guy pause.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
I don't know if I've ever seen the actual hit.
I think there's one where you see the hit.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
Really, I believe I've seen the hit.

Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
So the guy obviously makes a move towards the stage
and he fucking puts it behind his shoulder like he's gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
He hid a face fucking Elka bongs as. It's intense.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
You've seen a version where that you could actually I
swear i've seen it connect really, but that might just
be in my time.

Speaker 6 (01:38:01):
Man, because it's the sound you're here, go back and
you hear the sound back slightly and video is pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Yeah, it's bad. It's like off a camp quorder or something.
He takes his guitar off his uh whoa.

Speaker 6 (01:38:25):
Everybody gets kind of quiet because he really conked him good.
Back of his guitar has falling out.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
He starts to man, the guy came in.

Speaker 4 (01:38:34):
What do you think bolk.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Either silence or no?

Speaker 6 (01:38:43):
No, because you can see it like like he starts
gesturing like come at me, and then the guy comes
at it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
It's not like the guy just comes at him.

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
It's still wildly like he's.

Speaker 8 (01:38:54):
Still thinking he has the crowd. After that, everyone's hard place.
He went to the guy too, like he didn't. They
can't halfway to each Yeah, and it's.

Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
A violence hitting him in the fucking on the top
of his head and people.

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
Will immediately stand up because they want to be out
of there now. Seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
I swear there's a bed here video of this. Oh
that's exactly what I say.

Speaker 6 (01:39:27):
It's so funny that that happened in that video because
I didn't write the script of Lego Batman, but when
I was playing Bane and Lego Batman. There's a point
where Batman just punches Bane in the face and he
falls over and he goes.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
That was unnecessary. So right that clip, I had no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
I had no idea.

Speaker 5 (01:39:48):
I was quoting something.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
I love that. The video is titled elke Bong the
most Famous coming Back. Wait, this is a different video. Now,
this is a different video. Now this the better one.
Nah we played it out those same ship.

Speaker 3 (01:40:03):
But wait, but the visuals are way better.

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
Yeah, go back because you might be able to hear
the elk bong better. You might be able to hear
the hit the head all he really smashed his dude,
all right, now that's that. Yeah, this is just a
longer video where he leaves the stage. Go back to
the actual hit. Is what we're saying, lowis yeah, yeah,
right there, right now you have Okay, just push play.

Speaker 5 (01:40:28):
That's been thinking about.

Speaker 19 (01:40:30):
Okay, get up here, he says, get up here, oh ship,
and then he starts to put the guitar back on
even though it's broken.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
The guy the fucking came in. Man, what do you think, folks?
Okay show shows over. Okay shows up.

Speaker 5 (01:41:00):
The whole back of guitarsmas and holy.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
Shit, that's so good.

Speaker 6 (01:41:10):
Yeah, but this is a longer video where they just
sort of like show how they're after Matthews.

Speaker 1 (01:41:14):
There isn't even a host that runs up and says, hey,
what just happened? You guys know who that guy is?

Speaker 6 (01:41:25):
Never heard anything like can you type into Google whatever
happened to el Cabama?

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
If you can find that Kenny Moore is his name? Okay,
what are you googling at your house?

Speaker 5 (01:41:36):
Done?

Speaker 12 (01:41:37):
Pray Always Jody's Comedy Shop in Bossier City, Louisiana. The
guy that got hit got reportedly forty stitches across his hairline.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
He did, the whole back of the guitar was And
what happened to the comic?

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
Was he charged or something?

Speaker 13 (01:41:54):
No, no reports on that. That's the entirety of the
reporting on this.

Speaker 16 (01:41:58):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:41:58):
I guess you could argue that just saying come at
me doesn't mean a person can come at you, right,
So the guy really was.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
Moving on him and was coming toward him. Jesus, he's
part of the list ten comedians who let hecklers get
the best of them.

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
Oh, I think he got the best of that guy,
to be honest with you, the best one on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
If he didn't go to jail. Is he number one
on the list? He has to be, man, that's amazing,
Stump praying, how I don't want to know the list.
It might be a clip of me. Who else is
on that list? Out of curiosity? One of the one
of those fucking you have to click through a hundred

(01:42:41):
things just to get to the end of the list hustlers,
and then you got a million fucking viruses on your computers.

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
All right, anyway, Stump braying, how are your buddy?

Speaker 12 (01:42:51):
I'm good, good, just hanging out. You know, crazy day
for in my world started at what eight forty five
last night when the phone just started hanging with the
Hey guess what who?

Speaker 13 (01:43:01):
We're bombing the crap out of somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
You know what's amazing about that? I was watching last
night and everyone knew. They were just waiting for it
to actually happen.

Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
I trum all do something.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
But all the news channels knew because of their sources,
and they were hinting like it's gonna it's happening any
second now.

Speaker 12 (01:43:16):
Yeah, so yeah, well Trump kind of hinted something's happening soon,
and then, like you said, right, everybody knew they had
a meeting where they're all sitting in a situation room
like set up in mar A Lago, and they were
just they were watching it live. That picture that you
see Trump at the head of the table, they're watching
a monitor of whatever's from the deck of those destroyers

(01:43:38):
launching those things.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
Man, what's your thoughts? How do you feel about this?
Are you Are you nervous?

Speaker 4 (01:43:43):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:43:44):
Not really, because I think this goes back to what
Reagan did in Libya. You know, Momar Kadafi was getting
out of line and Reagan dropped a couple of five
hundred pound bombs that kind of calmed things down for
a couple of decades. So maybe this takes out.

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
But you think that might happen here, that they they
might just calm down for a while.

Speaker 12 (01:44:02):
No, Russia is going to be the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
It's going to get bad, right, well.

Speaker 13 (01:44:06):
It depends.

Speaker 12 (01:44:07):
Tillerson's going to Russia next week. Secretary of State, had
a meeting already set up, and today, I don't know,
you probably didn't watch the UN Security Council meeting, but
NICKI Haley, our ambassador, stared down the Russian ambassador and
basically told him, this is your problem.

Speaker 13 (01:44:25):
You caused this and it was great it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
Right now, I'll give it that she was going to
be our first lady president.

Speaker 12 (01:44:34):
Well, a lot of people are wondering is she getting
too popular because people are saying, hey, she's stronger than Trump,
and you know that's that's one of the theories about
why Bannon got his demotion. He was getting just a
little too popular.

Speaker 3 (01:44:47):
And that needs to be clear that it was just
a demotion.

Speaker 6 (01:44:49):
People think that he was sent packing, but he's still
a big part of the administration.

Speaker 12 (01:44:54):
Well, he was in the meeting. He was in the
meeting in the the Marlago situation where but he's just
in the back row. Now he's a backbencher, right.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
And they showed his position at the table last night,
which was pretty funny. Basically there's a whole thing with
him and Jared Kushner and they're like, look where Jared
is sitting right next to who is he sitting next?
I guess, uh, the the one, Uh huh who Bannon?

Speaker 12 (01:45:21):
No, Jared Kushner, Jared sitting next to the Commerce secretary
and a general on the other side. But if you
if you look at that picture, it looks like Kushner
and Bannon are staring at each other, giving each other
the eye.

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
Well then everyone pointed out, look where Bannison. He's way
down the table. He's on the kiddies table almost almost.

Speaker 12 (01:45:39):
Yeah, he's he's in the in the situation room setup.
He's not even at.

Speaker 6 (01:45:43):
The table, he's I love that there's a mar A
Lago situation room. He used to be called banquet room.

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
Be making decisions around the ice sculpture.

Speaker 6 (01:45:56):
Oh this is uh so I have a question for
some it does Trump's approval numbers go up or down
because of this move?

Speaker 13 (01:46:06):
Well, they went up in Syria.

Speaker 10 (01:46:08):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (01:46:09):
If you if you watch the internet, there's a bunch
of Syrian Twitter accounts that replace their avatars with Donald
Trump's picture.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
Wow, and that's and they're all there's.

Speaker 12 (01:46:18):
Some guy who's claiming he's going to name his kid
Donald if if he's lucky enough to have a son.

Speaker 13 (01:46:25):
This will bolster some of the base.

Speaker 12 (01:46:27):
But remember Trump's the guy who said we don't need
to be in any more wars.

Speaker 6 (01:46:32):
So why anybody also doesn't he want to, you know,
increase the money that goes into the Defense department.

Speaker 12 (01:46:39):
Yeah, the budget's already going to be happening and.

Speaker 6 (01:46:42):
Why would you do that if you don't want to
go to war, just because he thinks it's such a
great threat.

Speaker 12 (01:46:48):
No, he the increasing the budget had nothing to do
with this. We have had the military budget dropping. There's
like something like thirty percent of our jets aren't ready
to fly anyway. So he wanted to get the military
built back up again, but just.

Speaker 6 (01:47:03):
As a threat, not to actually do anything, because he
doesn't want to start any wars, right right, I.

Speaker 13 (01:47:07):
Don't think he does.

Speaker 12 (01:47:08):
And look, we've got five thousand soldiers in Syria right now,
five thousand pairs of boots on the ground is we speak,
So we have people there and that's a concern. But
and Hesbola, who is fighting with the Syrian army, has
what eighteen thousand there, So we're kind of in a
weird spot. But Russia, Russia is the problem here. There

(01:47:33):
was a theory that the Syrians dropped the chemical weapons
on their own people. Then Russia followed up and tried
to bomb the hospital to avoid any evidence, and they're
still debating whether that's real or not. If Russia did that,
that's a real bad sign.

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
Yes, yeah, this is the video of the kids. They're
showing right now and seeing that. It's awful. It's unbl
it's despicable. Yeah, it is despicable.

Speaker 12 (01:47:56):
I generally fly with Rand Paul on stuff like this.
If they didn't attack us, we shouldn't attack them. But
the minute you're killing kids with gas, I think you
got to send a response. And the response they sent
take out the airport, take out the runways, take out
their planes. And well, yeah that's what they and that's
the thing said yesterday. She said, that's what I would

(01:48:19):
have done. Bomb their airport.

Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
She's always been, you know, on the hawkish side.

Speaker 2 (01:48:26):
Absolutely, no, go ahead, Sorry, I was.

Speaker 12 (01:48:32):
Gonna see she said the same thing Trump did.

Speaker 13 (01:48:34):
So, you know, it's hard.

Speaker 12 (01:48:37):
It'd be interesting to see if if he picks up
any numbers from her people.

Speaker 13 (01:48:41):
I doubt it, but you never know.

Speaker 6 (01:48:42):
It just doesn't feel like he will. It just feels like,
uh uh, you know, it's just sort of like can
be held against him.

Speaker 5 (01:48:51):
Ye know.

Speaker 12 (01:48:51):
The minute you say though he got you've got so
many different countries saying it was good that somebody finally
stood up.

Speaker 5 (01:48:57):
Yes, I'm so happy he did it.

Speaker 4 (01:49:01):
That line in the sand, bullshit, Let's throw a missile
in the sand What about al Asad?

Speaker 1 (01:49:06):
Now though, are we going to get him out of
there or what?

Speaker 4 (01:49:08):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:49:08):
Well no, I never no change guy. But that's basically
what Trump was saying, and Marco Rubio echoed it.

Speaker 5 (01:49:14):
He said, what.

Speaker 13 (01:49:16):
That to get him out? You got to move a
side out? But how do you do it? And who's there?

Speaker 12 (01:49:21):
And then then you have to have people making sure
whoever you put in stays in.

Speaker 13 (01:49:26):
So that's where it gets to be a mess.

Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
And that's what I That's extremely complicated.

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
That's not gonna solve anything.

Speaker 12 (01:49:33):
Yeah, and there's where's the plan to beat Isis. We
were told a month into this, I'm going to have
a plan to defeat Isis.

Speaker 5 (01:49:40):
He's going to be Isis by giving him an Obamacare thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
The long term good.

Speaker 3 (01:49:49):
I was just thinking about what I was going to
say next.

Speaker 1 (01:49:52):
I didn't I wasn't paying attention because I was thinking,
you recognize one of your ownies. I didn't know to laugh.

Speaker 4 (01:50:00):
I's heard the laugh, I've used the waving behind me.
You put some barbecue sauce on that laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
Look, Tito meet Dave for sure. Now. Stump raying the
other side, saying like, hey, if Trump gives you know
cares as much about the kids, then he's got to
worry about more the refugees and allowing some of them
into the country. With your thoughts on that, well, you know.

Speaker 12 (01:50:23):
They've always said better vetting, and Trump has come out
and said, we don't want anybody from Syria. It's one
of the countries. He said, we want to shut it
down for a while. He didn't say stop it forever.
He said, we want to temporarily pause it till we
can vet them better. But look, if you want to
come here from another country, it's eighteen months of vetting anyway.
It's so much more different than Europe. So how much

(01:50:44):
more vetting can we do? It was a great slogan
on the campaign trail, but you're going to extend it
beyond eighteen months to two years or something. That's currently
where it's at.

Speaker 5 (01:50:54):
Now when it comes to the vetting. How much did
the movie Green Card get it right?

Speaker 13 (01:51:04):
Don't well done?

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
Ain't going to Russians.

Speaker 4 (01:51:09):
He didn't go to Russia to avoid the taxes in France.

Speaker 13 (01:51:13):
Citizenship.

Speaker 1 (01:51:14):
Yes, he lives in Russia. I know reads know everybody ship,
I actually know that one. He's like a king in Russia.
He's I love him over there, he's at I got
a question, Yeah, yeah, oh maybe I don't. I got one.
So what is the student of the relationship between Trump?

Speaker 13 (01:51:37):
And That's it everybody who.

Speaker 5 (01:51:41):
It's a two part question. Second part.

Speaker 1 (01:51:44):
Second part is for all those people that think that
Putin's got some ship on Trump, wouldn't this be a
perfect time for Putin gold? Look what we got. He
ain't got nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:51:53):
We got the parties.

Speaker 12 (01:51:56):
There are people that say, look, if this really was
an attack and we went in there and and Russia
really was there to protect Syria, why didn't they knock
those missiles out of the air because they have Russian.

Speaker 1 (01:52:08):
Defend't here you go that capability?

Speaker 4 (01:52:15):
That's just why didn't we knocked the planes out that
knock down the.

Speaker 5 (01:52:18):
Fucking world trade c enditing? We had that capability?

Speaker 1 (01:52:20):
We ain't got it.

Speaker 6 (01:52:21):
We didn't know that's where they were going. We knew
that second one commercial airlines, just yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (01:52:26):
We knew that second one was, and we damned that
third one was, and we knock out none of them.

Speaker 3 (01:52:30):
So I know that the president was busy reading about goats.

Speaker 1 (01:52:37):
Well it came out again, he's not a good reader.
Oh really Yeah, Huffington posted a big story and we
got a.

Speaker 5 (01:52:43):
Little mentioned ono though, who's not a good reader?

Speaker 1 (01:52:46):
Trump?

Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
Oh, Trump doesn't know really how to read. Another cast
member of SNL oh.

Speaker 3 (01:52:51):
Yeah yeah yeah, Oh a different person than Pete.

Speaker 2 (01:52:53):
Yeah they mentioned Pete Satan on this fine show.

Speaker 1 (01:52:56):
Yeah they do. I saw that today on the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:52:59):
Getting a little heat today.

Speaker 1 (01:53:03):
We gotta say some ship to get more.

Speaker 5 (01:53:05):
You do Malania can't walk?

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
Right to walk, bitch?

Speaker 3 (01:53:14):
That was perfect, That was perfect. Where bringing the heat?

Speaker 1 (01:53:18):
Let's go left right, left right, bitch? Titos h stun pray.
So yeah, where they at with their relationship, well, with
their romance is the honeymoon over the people.

Speaker 12 (01:53:32):
That say, look, Trump was controlled by Russia and then
you see fifty nine missiles going in saying oh yeah really,
So I don't think this is a real deal. This,
this whole relationship between the two of them. I think
they're more alike than anything else.

Speaker 6 (01:53:47):
I agree Trump Trump is controlled by whatever, wherever it
is he wants to go, like he just he's controlled
only by whatever stopping him from doing what he wants.

Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
Right, he's a good name putin.

Speaker 4 (01:53:59):
They both got big egos, but they also got egos
against each other, so we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:54:05):
Stop, and they compliment. It's weird. The whole thing is weird.
They both want to be on Sam and Diane's situation.

Speaker 5 (01:54:15):
Bringing Christy all.

Speaker 1 (01:54:19):
Yes, the whole thing a little twist.

Speaker 5 (01:54:24):
He's smelling, who next?

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
Is the question?

Speaker 5 (01:54:27):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:54:28):
I got one for stunt brain. It's fun that we
could ask your mar I remembered my question, nomber. Yeah,
because you're not high or drunk. What do you think
of this?

Speaker 6 (01:54:42):
Brian Williams sing, stunt brain, this whole wrong question that
he called it, uh beautiful.

Speaker 13 (01:54:48):
The air he was quoting, Let's be fair.

Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
He was, yeah, I right to be fair. Why I'm asking?

Speaker 13 (01:54:54):
Okay, okay, well quoting.

Speaker 5 (01:54:59):
What was that liar quoting?

Speaker 13 (01:55:01):
He was quoting Leonard Cohen.

Speaker 3 (01:55:02):
He had that Brian Williams is way too smart and
clever for his own good.

Speaker 1 (01:55:08):
What do you mean? Yeah, but it's not whatever. He's
a dope.

Speaker 3 (01:55:14):
I watched a little dope start quoting Leonard Cohen.

Speaker 1 (01:55:17):
I'll tell you that I watched m S NBC a
little bit and when they got like a panel, Brian
Williams just stares like a like a deer staring at
the fucking head like.

Speaker 6 (01:55:26):
He's busy writing poem because he's a poetic journalist.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
He can't think on his feet. He was good at
reading the fucking news, but he thought on his feet
was too good. With this quote of Leonard Cohen, now
he feels like he's got to say something because everyone
is aware that he just he sits there while everyone
else is just talking right around him. What's the quote?

Speaker 12 (01:55:49):
By the beauty of our weapons?

Speaker 6 (01:55:52):
Lewis played for us, so they he gets turned into
He said it was beautiful. He said the word beauty.
That's a totally different thing. You might have even booty, wait.

Speaker 1 (01:56:01):
Here, go back.

Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
Let's play this for everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:56:04):
This is unbelievable. Actually, lets the greater detail.

Speaker 16 (01:56:08):
We see these beautiful pictures at night from the decks
of these two US Navy vessels in the eastern Mediterranean.

Speaker 1 (01:56:17):
I am tempted to quote the great Leonard Cohen.

Speaker 16 (01:56:20):
I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons, and they
are beautiful pictures of fearsome armaments making what is for
them a brief flight over this airfield?

Speaker 6 (01:56:33):
What did they hit? What are you convinced he's just
being too fancy. It's like it's like Dennis Miller calling
NFL games.

Speaker 3 (01:56:40):
It's just like you dial it back a.

Speaker 4 (01:56:42):
Little bites just the news, fucking fun.

Speaker 6 (01:56:47):
Yeah, because he says beautiful because in his head he's
about to quote.

Speaker 3 (01:56:50):
The word beauty.

Speaker 6 (01:56:51):
He's like, and so that's what's in his head, So
he's not calling it beautiful as himself, right, and then
going to a quote about the beauty of the fireworks.

Speaker 3 (01:57:00):
Going through the sky.

Speaker 2 (01:57:01):
And that's why it's a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:57:03):
If he would have just said, I'm going to quote
Leonard and then say the beauty whatever the line.

Speaker 8 (01:57:08):
Like a beautiful cage bird, because it looks like green,
looks like our dumb fireworks that we do every year
and every great action movie we see.

Speaker 3 (01:57:17):
So there is a beauty to it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
But fucking people are getting killed.

Speaker 4 (01:57:20):
They get an aphis cinematography. What war his weapons of death?
You fucking idiots.

Speaker 1 (01:57:25):
God damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:57:26):
Look at the way he beautifully stabbed that girls.

Speaker 1 (01:57:29):
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, going off the rail.

Speaker 6 (01:57:37):
What alcohol does I've been high every day and it
hasn't been a problem.

Speaker 5 (01:57:41):
Alcohol is the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:57:43):
He's right, all right, it's up right. Do we know
how many people died on the ground from the Tomahawks.

Speaker 12 (01:57:52):
Between seven and nine and another seven and nine injured.

Speaker 1 (01:57:56):
And so that's not a whole lot at all.

Speaker 12 (01:57:59):
Right, didn't hit a big populated area. They were doing
surgical strikes with these things. They can they can pretty
much guide these things into a into a neighborhood and
hit one house.

Speaker 4 (01:58:10):
Yeah, I heard the hit one guy in his fifth
pocket of his jeans as fifth pocket.

Speaker 1 (01:58:14):
And it is amazing technology. Yeah, pocket, it was. It
was the dazzled and everything. So my turn for a question. Okay,
it's flatitos show. It's fun when you get someone on
the phone that knows a little more about this than you.
You get to ask your silly questions. It's such a
fun topic.

Speaker 5 (01:58:34):
It's topic is uh, it's gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (01:58:38):
If you don't laugh, you gotta cry. Scotis. Yeah, yes,
let's talk Skotis and the nuclear option. I finally learned
about the nuclear option. How do you feel about the
nuclear option?

Speaker 13 (01:58:52):
Well, basically a problem. Yeah, that set it up.

Speaker 12 (01:58:54):
In twenty and twenty thirteen, Harry Reid said we're going
to do this to get judges pushed through. So it
came back to bite him on the ass.

Speaker 3 (01:59:03):
Yeah, it didn't work for pushing a judge through while
Obama was there.

Speaker 12 (01:59:07):
No, well, you know, Joe Biden screwed that up, really
Biden screwed Biden screwed it up in nineteen ninety two
by standing in front of the Senate he was headed
that Judiciary committee, and he said, I don't want to
appoint a new Supreme Court justice in the last year
of a presidential.

Speaker 5 (01:59:24):
Well that's on the first bush. That was on the
first bush.

Speaker 1 (01:59:26):
Yeah, yeah, but he.

Speaker 12 (01:59:27):
Said, we're not gonna, we don't want to do this.
The next president should be allowed to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:59:32):
So they all went the same game.

Speaker 1 (01:59:34):
Yeah, of course, they all play the same game. But
the nuclear option, it was supposed to be what it
goes from, sixty not votes, fifty one sixty percent or sixty.

Speaker 12 (01:59:45):
Votes sixty votes, which is sixty percent among one hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:59:48):
Okay, yeah, all right, so it was a sixty percent
and then the nuclear options like, no, we just need
the majority and fifty one fifty one, and they ended up.

Speaker 12 (01:59:56):
With fifty five fifty four, and they got three picked
up three Democrats who have already been told by the
Women's March movement that they're gonna be going after their seats.

Speaker 1 (02:00:08):
So we got to do judge or what?

Speaker 12 (02:00:11):
Yeah, Gorcias will be sworn in on Monday. Trump wants
to do the swearing in, so he's gonna wait till
he gets back to DC.

Speaker 13 (02:00:18):
And then they're saying there.

Speaker 12 (02:00:19):
Could be two maybe three more in Trump's term, which
would forever change the court.

Speaker 1 (02:00:26):
You know, Ginsburg's like, fuck this, I'm not retiring.

Speaker 13 (02:00:29):
She's eighty six.

Speaker 12 (02:00:30):
He's falling asleep on the bench.

Speaker 1 (02:00:33):
Oh no, so what brother?

Speaker 5 (02:00:36):
So much, old lady?

Speaker 1 (02:00:38):
So what right? Eighty six?

Speaker 5 (02:00:42):
You won't even have a job, you son of a bitch.

Speaker 1 (02:00:45):
But so what do you think, stun brain of gorci overall?
Like is he as? Is he pure evil?

Speaker 10 (02:00:52):
Or is he?

Speaker 1 (02:00:53):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:00:54):
No?

Speaker 12 (02:00:54):
I think I think both he and Garland were pretty
good choices. But you weren't gonna the Republicans were never
going to let Garland go through. But because he was
going to change a conservative seat to a even if
he's a middle of the road seat.

Speaker 13 (02:01:08):
That was a shift, right the guy they lost.

Speaker 12 (02:01:11):
Yeah, you know, they wanted to trade a conservative for
a conservative guy they lost.

Speaker 6 (02:01:16):
Made a couple of decisions against their overall vibe though,
right yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean he wasn't completely in
their pocket like he did some things they didn't like,
not at all.

Speaker 12 (02:01:27):
But he only of all the decisions Gorsich was involved with,
he only had one loss to the Supreme Court. The
Supreme Court overturned him only one time. So he's a
guy who's had a pretty solid record in case. I
don't have any idea.

Speaker 1 (02:01:46):
Got the start of his brain that what else do
you interest on brain?

Speaker 6 (02:01:51):
Like you got to that part of the brain, and
he's just thinking about comic books on brain like golf.

Speaker 1 (02:01:57):
There you go. That's a that's a that doesn't take
a your brain. You're following the masters?

Speaker 12 (02:02:03):
Uh, not not today yet, but I will. I'll keep
an eye on the masters. I'm also you know, I
followed dumb stories. I'm surprised you guys didn't see the
story of the bar in Brooklyn that says we'll cut
your man bun off and trade your bottle of booze
for it.

Speaker 1 (02:02:16):
Here we go, let's get into it all right.

Speaker 3 (02:02:19):
Finally, let's get.

Speaker 1 (02:02:20):
Into like some something from school pubes. Right, I used
to go to the restaurant.

Speaker 12 (02:02:25):
I don't know, but they've got the the man bones
that they've cut off on.

Speaker 5 (02:02:29):
The back wall the bar, like, yeah, yeah, hilarious.

Speaker 6 (02:02:33):
I used to go to a place when I was
a kid with my parents where if you wore a tie,
they'd come over and they'd cut it off and then
they'd hang it up on the wall. Yeah, and so
we wear ties just to get ties cut off. The
fucking man bun fuckers finally finally get they finally get

(02:02:55):
to get rid of their stupid man bond by you
know they have they can do it with some dignity
instead of just cutting it off and then showing up
to work again the next day.

Speaker 5 (02:03:02):
I respect that.

Speaker 12 (02:03:03):
And you get a bottle of booze, a full bottle.

Speaker 1 (02:03:05):
It sounds like, hey, here's we're having a dumb man bun.

Speaker 5 (02:03:08):
Have you got a man bun? Chances all you came
in drunk, Like why.

Speaker 1 (02:03:12):
Would anybody find the man bun attractive or interesting?

Speaker 5 (02:03:16):
Unless you a Jedi, you shouldn't have one.

Speaker 1 (02:03:19):
If your name is at mace windw Wow. I feel
like we got to come up with a silly story
now for Sunbreys silly story while we.

Speaker 5 (02:03:28):
Go so fast over the Masters. The Master is going
to need more time than that Opie.

Speaker 3 (02:03:32):
Talk about in the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (02:03:34):
Sun ran I saw speech that didn't speak trible bogie.

Speaker 2 (02:03:37):
He shot a seventy five first day, son of a bit.

Speaker 13 (02:03:40):
He had a bad day.

Speaker 12 (02:03:41):
But how do you feel if you're Dustin Johnson you
fall down the stairs the day before.

Speaker 1 (02:03:46):
And the house you're running down in I guess, yeah.

Speaker 13 (02:03:49):
But didn't he?

Speaker 12 (02:03:49):
Do you remember this? Didn't? Bill Clinton was having a
drinking night with Greg Norman during one of these tournaments
and Norman fell down the stairs.

Speaker 1 (02:03:58):
Really or he cut his hand. Now we got to
look it up. Yeah, like during the tournament when Norman
was a pretty decent player. Yes, he had a Bill
Oh god, stump brain. I'm looking it up. I feel
like he cut his hand and then he couldn't hit
hold the golf club.

Speaker 12 (02:04:17):
And they didn't tell anybody what it was. And then
Bill Clinton came out and said, I was drinking with
Norman and we had a little problem.

Speaker 4 (02:04:24):
I'm looking up really anyway, gloves the whole time so
people couldn't see the cut.

Speaker 1 (02:04:27):
All right, here we go, the real story behind Bill
Clinton's nineteen ninety seven injury at Greg Norman's house. Oh wait,
Bill clin Clinton, Oh Clinton got it got hurt? No,
Now I don't remember any of this. For some reason,
I felt like it was Greg Norman. And what was
the injury to Clinton?

Speaker 12 (02:04:45):
I think he hurt his leg.

Speaker 1 (02:04:47):
I'm looking it up now.

Speaker 12 (02:04:48):
But there was all kinds of question about whether or
not you know what went on some shenanigans, because you know,
wheers were at these mansions.

Speaker 1 (02:04:55):
Yeah, I fucked up the whole thing, all right. So
Bill Clinton severely injured his knee while visiting the gold
Offer's house in Florida, uh Garder. The touching Prosecutor Lewinsky scandal, Yes,
but they try to cover it up at first. So
I was drinking. Yeah, obviously there's some kind of party
going on. Those golfers. They drink money. Well, Dustin Johnsan

(02:05:16):
had a nose problem, a little bit candy can. Some
people are like, what, you know, how the fuck do
you fall down stairs? And a house's running in a
couple of days before one of the biggest tournaments of
the year.

Speaker 4 (02:05:27):
When you worked at the golf courts, did you see
drug like people using drugs on a They just drank there.

Speaker 1 (02:05:34):
They were just drinking faces. They drink so much they drink.
The members would just drink their face money.

Speaker 4 (02:05:39):
I was out at Chrissy's show when he did ballets
during the Tyson holy Field fight when holy Field that
bit right. Tiger Woods came out to one of the
shows the night before, right, that motherfucker drank me under
the table, money, really under the table.

Speaker 5 (02:05:53):
I was like, how does this motherfucker hold as much liquor?

Speaker 1 (02:05:55):
It's amazing college.

Speaker 5 (02:05:56):
Boys, we all drunk as fuck.

Speaker 1 (02:05:58):
Well, he was young, though. When you're young, could handle
way more.

Speaker 5 (02:06:01):
That was the same age as late twenties, was the
same age.

Speaker 1 (02:06:05):
As the time. All right, that's still young. The table
starts hitting around like thirty five or so, you just
start slowing the fuck down. Yeah anyway, uh so, Yeah,
Dustin Johnson, who's number one in the world and hell of.

Speaker 5 (02:06:21):
A streak, fell down the stands on the house round.

Speaker 1 (02:06:23):
I had to tap out. That's a beating.

Speaker 12 (02:06:26):
He went out to the driving range and started hitting
for forty five minutes.

Speaker 13 (02:06:29):
You know, it was you or me. It looked like
it was normal, right.

Speaker 12 (02:06:33):
But they said there was. He had like, uh a
seventy five percent of the speed he normally has when
he's out there.

Speaker 1 (02:06:39):
I would have fucking just went for it. It's like
a machine.

Speaker 4 (02:06:42):
Their bodies are like a fucking yeah, precision fucking instrument.

Speaker 1 (02:06:45):
All right, still praying. They're saying, I gotta take a
little break, damn it. What who's they? Who's this day?
Said about fifteen minutes ago, Oh okay, on no, we'll
take a break in your rock. It's fine. We're gonna
talk about vern Troyer next. What is he told now
being treated for alcohol addiction? What a thimble of fucking liquor?

(02:07:08):
Got drunk? Remember he was drunking fu on VH one.
Remember what was it? What was the celebrity house showed
in the plants? Surreal Life in the Plants. Yeah, and
he was like, er, like I remember that, Like it's
so so haunting.

Speaker 5 (02:07:27):
It's kind of like that turtle having sex on internet.

Speaker 1 (02:07:31):
Fucking you want to hear it? Real? Yeah, yeah, really
hard to forget. That's from that's from five. That's twelve
years ago. We're still making that noise. I don't think
he has a drinking problem. If he's made it all right,

(02:07:53):
he should have died that night. Let's say thanks to
stunt brain. Stunt Brain, I told you personally, but I
want to say it in public. I told Stump and
he's great on the phone. Yeah, I never don't learn
talking to stunt, but the phone is.

Speaker 2 (02:08:09):
Really tough to do with radio shows.

Speaker 1 (02:08:11):
He has the patients for it and the ability to
come in and talk.

Speaker 3 (02:08:15):
When he's not a lot of people could pull it
off and he's drunk.

Speaker 20 (02:08:18):
People, I said, there with your.

Speaker 12 (02:08:30):
Your guy in the situation, the situation remember that cat
from Jersey. Yeah, they filed a major suit against him.
Attorney general went after him. He got to look it
up when you come back.

Speaker 13 (02:08:45):
And structuring. They put the charge of structuring.

Speaker 1 (02:08:48):
On him, which is.

Speaker 5 (02:08:53):
That means like he was some structure.

Speaker 1 (02:08:56):
All right, So we're gonna do some reality show news
next stumbraining, But for real, man, you're on a shortlist
of guys that can pull it off on the phone,
and I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (02:09:05):
So it's a stunt brain on Twitter and what else
you got there?

Speaker 1 (02:09:08):
Buddy.

Speaker 12 (02:09:09):
The Blaze Radio Monday through Friday noon to three pm.

Speaker 1 (02:09:12):
Hey, is that broad coming back? Pardon is the broad
coming back?

Speaker 7 (02:09:18):
No?

Speaker 12 (02:09:18):
No, you need to follow up on that story. There's
big news today. What that I can talk about, but
it's out there.

Speaker 11 (02:09:28):
Out there, Like Barry Manilow, we're talking about Tommy right, Oh, Tommy,
can we read the story, Tommy law Dallas Glenn Back,
SU's Glenn back hold on whole termination.

Speaker 1 (02:09:41):
Uh back the.

Speaker 6 (02:09:42):
Ball because of the pro choice Chorge stance. She's pro
choice as a lady, probably should be and uh yeah,
came to bite her in the ass over there at
Glenn Beck.

Speaker 2 (02:09:53):
Looks like stuntp brain is moving on up.

Speaker 5 (02:10:00):
I'm on her side for that.

Speaker 1 (02:10:01):
Are thank you? Body on her side? All right? Bye?
Doug Benson, where you're gonna be.

Speaker 6 (02:10:09):
Coach House in San Juan Capistrano for twenty getting Doug
with High Live watch it on YouTube or come to
the show. Buy a ticket if you're in southern California.
Douglas Movies dot Com for all my other ship.

Speaker 1 (02:10:26):
I hear that, all right? And sure yeah Monday, baby,
don't forgive the two big shows. That's right.

Speaker 3 (02:10:32):
The Village Underground, that's.

Speaker 4 (02:10:34):
Right, the comedies. I led the Village Underground. Yeah, got,
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (02:10:43):
At I'm good at promos. You know we haven't lost.
I just said, I'm trying to help you go to break.
Why is this a problem you?

Speaker 21 (02:11:00):
I don't like drinking, so scary Holla.

Speaker 1 (02:11:11):
Leave came early this year for hope, hope getting drunk
with Doug show that showed be a bit more aggressive
drum judge, all jokes, what else.

Speaker 3 (02:11:26):
Some titos?

Speaker 1 (02:11:27):
Look at the holding up show, Opie, This so much
titos we've had. It's pretty impressed.

Speaker 3 (02:11:31):
We're going to finish the bottle.

Speaker 1 (02:11:32):
Wow, my god, the bottle wasn't open when we started.
You guys started.

Speaker 4 (02:11:37):
It's a Helium tickets right now they're going fast money
General seven.

Speaker 5 (02:11:41):
Pm show, Helium.

Speaker 1 (02:11:42):
It's a gas. It's gonna be a good show.

Speaker 4 (02:11:44):
And Keith Robinson just added and you better hope for
a rainy weekend if you if you want to see
me in Philly.

Speaker 6 (02:11:50):
Yeah, and don't talk during the movies. If you're sitting
near Keith Robinson, nobody will tear you a new one.
Even if you're Amy Schumer and John Cena.

Speaker 1 (02:11:59):
You go to wall, we're gonna break. I'm gonna kind
of like mop up. Feel good. Look I feel good.
I'm gonna mop up next with some other story.

Speaker 22 (02:12:08):
Yeah back, got uh Doug Penson small Yeah, baby, Doug has.

Speaker 1 (02:12:22):
Fun that we got in the show in ten to
fifteen minutes. We might we might say we might get
more dro we might bring back Facebook fly tonight Hrod.
Last time we did that, we got a little trouble.
It might be back, maybe not. It comes Jerry Cooney to.

Speaker 4 (02:12:36):
Say, Hi, everybody wants to do a live type of
stream from the shows on Monday too.

Speaker 1 (02:12:41):
We have of that. Well, I mean the comics don't
want their ship out there.

Speaker 5 (02:12:45):
No, it's up Jerry upstairs. Stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:12:47):
What's that's weed and vodka? Baby?

Speaker 6 (02:12:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:12:51):
Sorry, we got a lot of Let me move it
away from him.

Speaker 5 (02:12:56):
This month off the.

Speaker 10 (02:12:57):
Bottle, this month twenty nine years. I'm not how to drink.

Speaker 1 (02:13:00):
Twenty nine years.

Speaker 10 (02:13:01):
Ye, that broke.

Speaker 1 (02:13:03):
I have one in twenty nine seconds.

Speaker 3 (02:13:05):
So at least vodka doesn't smell.

Speaker 10 (02:13:06):
Listen, when I used to drink it was a dollar
fifty a drink, about fifteen dollars. Now right here, I
saved so much money.

Speaker 1 (02:13:14):
Bro I that's right, you're saving money the guys. I
just want to tell you, guys, we don't want to
we don't want to talk about fights.

Speaker 5 (02:13:21):
I want to tettle fights with the box out here.
Though's a box right out heah, And.

Speaker 10 (02:13:24):
He's in the finals of the Gloves and the guy
he's fighting the finals just coming is also big like that.
Oh really all right, so it's gonna be a great fight.

Speaker 1 (02:13:30):
All right, you talk about that on your show. Let's
talk about other stuff here what Syria?

Speaker 5 (02:13:34):
Syria?

Speaker 1 (02:13:35):
Would you know what?

Speaker 6 (02:13:36):
We're also running out of time. The show ran long
because some some of the guests got high.

Speaker 1 (02:13:41):
I'm drunk, high and drunk today.

Speaker 10 (02:13:43):
Jerry, come, you get only one eye open talking about
and the one and the one that's openings crossed.

Speaker 1 (02:13:51):
It's a mess. You got his shoes to my eye.
Situation is bad out. Okay, they went to the whole
box YouTube. Nah, well, don't drink and drive.

Speaker 6 (02:14:04):
Your business is drink and drive a showde vodka Tito's
is the ship there, Jerry Cony.

Speaker 1 (02:14:11):
Yeah, gluten free, buddy, gluten free. You want to smell it?

Speaker 10 (02:14:14):
At least nothing?

Speaker 1 (02:14:17):
Have you ever? Have you ever had the urge to
drink in the last twenty nine years?

Speaker 10 (02:14:21):
Got the greatest life in the world. Man, You know,
I listen, I was gonna I'm fighting. I knocked out
Norton in fifty four seconds. What do I do that night?
I started drinking Scotch. Yes, you did mess around little
bit of recreational drugs and I threw my career, way
my career that night and that was that night. Then
I had knocked out Ken Norton. That's when recreational drugs.

Speaker 6 (02:14:40):
And is that the fastest knocked out Ken Norton has
ever come up when he's been on the show.

Speaker 10 (02:14:45):
You remember looking he's got two eyes open, two eyes open.

Speaker 1 (02:14:49):
But I've only heard that story five times. I'll tell
you this shook his hand and the you know, the
biggest hands of them, center block right.

Speaker 5 (02:15:00):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 10 (02:15:02):
He was a great jarry. If he could if you
backed him up, he couldn't get off. But if he
was coming for he was a terror.

Speaker 2 (02:15:09):
Yes, Tony, I got a question for you. Was that
your last win? Or did you want to fight after that?

Speaker 10 (02:15:14):
Fights that to that? I mean I I lost a
home that a few fights, No, But was that your
last win?

Speaker 5 (02:15:18):
No?

Speaker 10 (02:15:19):
I had a few fights that, A few fights that
for Eddie greg who Tommy Gallagher was a great trainer.
I fought him in San Francisco. He made it a
sixteen foot ring. Now I'm a slugger. He was a boxer.

Speaker 1 (02:15:32):
Running around.

Speaker 10 (02:15:34):
He wanted he wanted to come in to me, so
you know how the bell round He came after me.
You don't happen. He got knocked out in the first round.

Speaker 1 (02:15:40):
And that was after Norton. Yeah, so so your skills
are still good?

Speaker 10 (02:15:43):
Yeah, life, my life, that's on it. But when you're
a punch, you're always a part. I can still punch now.

Speaker 1 (02:15:52):
I told you not to bring that up because they'll
do it.

Speaker 5 (02:15:55):
What you know, a little flug?

Speaker 1 (02:15:57):
You know those big hands? Crazy?

Speaker 3 (02:15:59):
You know how who had big hands?

Speaker 1 (02:16:01):
Lemmy from Motorhead really his hand I ever shook? Yes,
he didn't have a long giganic. What relevance is that?

Speaker 10 (02:16:08):
What the story we're talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:16:10):
Hands? Aren't we? Hands had a long time. I think
he said something about big hands. You're right though, he
play back you tape, Cherry, Who do you want to
punch in the studio today? Don't punch anybody? Nobody?

Speaker 10 (02:16:21):
No way.

Speaker 1 (02:16:22):
He punched because the said, yes, punch me.

Speaker 10 (02:16:25):
Punching people gets around. I can't tell you from your show, bro, but.

Speaker 1 (02:16:29):
Who do you want to punch today? Because I was
the only one that wanted you on the show today?
The guys said, oh I see that.

Speaker 3 (02:16:48):
Listen, I want drunk around Opie Hughes.

Speaker 10 (02:16:51):
I wanted to talk about Leonard Hagler Today's I think
the thirty fifth anniversary. Who won that fight?

Speaker 4 (02:16:58):
UH want to really won, but Leonard was prettier, so
he gave it to him.

Speaker 10 (02:17:04):
I mean no, no, Leonard slapped his way to victory.
But you got to take the championship boys and the
guy and I didn't think he did enough to win.

Speaker 5 (02:17:12):
I give you that though.

Speaker 10 (02:17:14):
But this fight's on HBO tomorrow night. I know you
don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 5 (02:17:17):
Who's fighting?

Speaker 1 (02:17:18):
That was there?

Speaker 10 (02:17:19):
Loma Chenko?

Speaker 5 (02:17:20):
Loma Chenko, he's good.

Speaker 10 (02:17:23):
Is a cruiseweight chairman fighting the Olympic kids?

Speaker 1 (02:17:25):
Michael on the list of he medaled? Right, he medal
in the Olympics.

Speaker 10 (02:17:31):
I think he did.

Speaker 1 (02:17:33):
Maybe Doug doesn't care about sports.

Speaker 6 (02:17:36):
So we're goalk about talk about how you can see
listen to e Rocks show on demand.

Speaker 1 (02:17:43):
Well, what do you call the rolling food court?

Speaker 3 (02:17:45):
Needs a plug?

Speaker 5 (02:17:48):
No, I'm talking boxing. You think of being an Olympic
box I give you an advantage when you go pros.

Speaker 10 (02:17:52):
Well look look, look look at Lomachenko. Loma Chenko, yea
worse and he's uh, he's considered in.

Speaker 1 (02:17:59):
The top five because he got discipline.

Speaker 10 (02:18:03):
The guy he's a freaking nature. Yeah, he's a freaking insa.
And they're only like gonna fight Toledo, the only guy
to beat.

Speaker 5 (02:18:09):
Him in his first fight, and that's this weekend.

Speaker 10 (02:18:11):
No, no, no, no, he's fighting somebody that's fighting social
this weekend is okay.

Speaker 6 (02:18:15):
Have you ever punched someone? Cause you ever punched someone?
Knock someone down because they snuck up on you?

Speaker 1 (02:18:21):
Of course, what do you mean? Of course.

Speaker 14 (02:18:25):
Outside of the ring.

Speaker 10 (02:18:26):
I've punched somebody in every possible scenario you can Imaginezie.
He went from he went from big hands, he went
from big hands to JACUZI knock.

Speaker 5 (02:18:41):
That's a real weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:18:43):
He's knocked out somebody in any situation. Don't think he's
name on a waterbed. You knocked anybody out in a bar,
in a gondola, in bars, Jerry, and my god, in bars,
people come at you because they want to challenge you.
They get drunk.

Speaker 3 (02:19:00):
I'm not drunk, by the way.

Speaker 10 (02:19:02):
Yes, comes up to you from of course the bar,
and he's talking here. He works his way around the
bar up to you.

Speaker 1 (02:19:12):
Yeah, getam coming out of you.

Speaker 10 (02:19:14):
And I said, listen, what do you really want to
do when you want to fight?

Speaker 1 (02:19:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (02:19:17):
Really, they never want to fight.

Speaker 1 (02:19:18):
They never want to fight.

Speaker 4 (02:19:19):
Sometimes one that one out of ten though, Do the
glasses help you when you have the glasses away, when you.

Speaker 6 (02:19:26):
Have glasses on, you're like, hey, I don't fight them
more in glasses.

Speaker 1 (02:19:28):
I always asked, you don't break my glasses.

Speaker 10 (02:19:30):
That's her right now, don't break my glasses.

Speaker 4 (02:19:34):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (02:19:36):
Do you want to punch?

Speaker 10 (02:19:36):
I want to.

Speaker 1 (02:19:37):
I don't want to punch anybody. Let's get punch you open.

Speaker 10 (02:19:41):
You got the greatest show I always love coming tells.

Speaker 4 (02:19:44):
Me I was a boy doing too, by the way,
that handsome son of a bitch, Your son a game
and game.

Speaker 10 (02:19:54):
Yeah, you get to see Tracy at the garden Regardle dreams.

Speaker 5 (02:19:57):
Well, no, I didn't see that show, but I was.
I was on tour with him for year.

Speaker 10 (02:20:00):
You heard you heard Chris Chris Rock said, right, Chris
Rock said, listen, we need bullies, we need bulls. What
about the guy who invented uh Facebook?

Speaker 1 (02:20:10):
He said?

Speaker 10 (02:20:11):
There was a guy who's a kid faced with a book, Facebook.

Speaker 1 (02:20:17):
Sucker Book. His name Sucker Book. Hey, why don't we
go to the next game this year?

Speaker 10 (02:20:22):
Listen? You never invited Listen, I wanted to. I went
to two games. Call me you tell me you look
at the paper tomorrow. You're my number and give me
the game you want to go to, and I'm taking it.

Speaker 1 (02:20:34):
I want to go to a next game. This late
in the season, why not?

Speaker 5 (02:20:37):
Why not play teams and atmosphere Atmosphere we go.

Speaker 4 (02:20:41):
Up and have dinner upstairs, doing halftime.

Speaker 5 (02:20:43):
It's the world.

Speaker 1 (02:20:44):
Both special range again, range ranges the booth. I got the.

Speaker 3 (02:20:52):
Can't some pronounced?

Speaker 1 (02:20:53):
I have opened this to you both. I o this
to you for three years.

Speaker 10 (02:20:59):
Now, Bro, you want to see if I can reach
your grocerys table.

Speaker 1 (02:21:03):
Yes, it's an empty in Oh, he's gonna reach across empty.

Speaker 5 (02:21:06):
You're going there?

Speaker 10 (02:21:08):
Can I teach them?

Speaker 5 (02:21:11):
Throw him a beaten yours?

Speaker 1 (02:21:13):
Never?

Speaker 10 (02:21:13):
Never empty?

Speaker 1 (02:21:15):
I love your cones.

Speaker 4 (02:21:17):
The ranger game is something with camera on the camerazon
beat Ye, he's coming over the table.

Speaker 1 (02:21:23):
God, anybody who threatens to come over the table you
don't want to go.

Speaker 3 (02:21:29):
No, I am not worried about this.

Speaker 5 (02:21:32):
You know he was in trouble, so you're not trouble.
He's your uncle, he's in charge of you.

Speaker 3 (02:21:36):
I love he was gonna stomp your board, fuck up
all your knobs.

Speaker 1 (02:21:40):
Why are you leaving?

Speaker 4 (02:21:41):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (02:21:42):
I love that he always parents time.

Speaker 1 (02:21:44):
We got make his we got Monte, Yeah, we got,
we got Yeah, you can wait till the end of
the show.

Speaker 10 (02:21:50):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (02:21:50):
You know we're doing a big live show in the
comedy cell out Village on the Ground this Monday, the
whole the comedians from the show.

Speaker 5 (02:21:55):
M'm be down in this Monday. Two shows sold. Yeah,
right in a village. Yeah, you come through, bring boy.

Speaker 1 (02:22:00):
They love the show.

Speaker 5 (02:22:01):
Come on, give me, give me no want to one thirty.

Speaker 1 (02:22:05):
Down the Captain Old School in the house.

Speaker 5 (02:22:08):
One thirty West third Street.

Speaker 4 (02:22:10):
Can the Village on the Ground Village underground comedy sell
at the Village on the He's old School.

Speaker 1 (02:22:15):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (02:22:15):
That's one thirty West third.

Speaker 2 (02:22:17):
How's your penmanship? Can you still write script?

Speaker 1 (02:22:20):
Script? You know you have Roland's number. Just reach out
to him, right yeah, Roland, Yeah, he'll hook you up.

Speaker 5 (02:22:25):
I got this Monday eight and ten thirty two shows,
and then when Philly for June eleventh.

Speaker 1 (02:22:31):
Yeah, Philly too, he eleven be there. Yeah, well, if
it's not raining. Have you ever been out to San
Juan Capistrano. Jerry Cooney nodded.

Speaker 6 (02:22:42):
Yes, for the listeners and said, no, I got to
show there on April twentieth for twenty at eight o'clock.

Speaker 3 (02:22:51):
It's called getting Dug with High. You can come see it.

Speaker 1 (02:22:54):
If you buy a ticket you can. Uh, thank you.
I like him meeting.

Speaker 3 (02:23:00):
That's where used to sound. We don't have time for you.

Speaker 1 (02:23:03):
You need to bring up Doug loves Movies. He'll be
great on that, oh you, because you know movies.

Speaker 5 (02:23:08):
Cony Coney watch movies.

Speaker 3 (02:23:09):
Pay attention distracted by Roland even though he's lying.

Speaker 4 (02:23:13):
He has a great live show called Doug Loves Movies
with the He did it right here in Gramercy.

Speaker 5 (02:23:17):
We've all been on it before.

Speaker 1 (02:23:18):
What's your favorite movie, Jerry Cooney?

Speaker 10 (02:23:20):
There's so many on the waterfront, Uh the sting, I
mean there's so many great.

Speaker 1 (02:23:26):
Yeah, choice. He likes movies the fifties, that's the current.
Was the last movie you say? There you go?

Speaker 3 (02:23:35):
Last movie I saw was Titanic in any format on Netflix.
When the last time.

Speaker 1 (02:23:44):
He's coming over to the table, I love them. I
love him.

Speaker 4 (02:23:50):
You know.

Speaker 10 (02:23:51):
Right now I'm drawing blank or something thinking about it, all.

Speaker 1 (02:23:54):
Right, Douglas Movies dot Com.

Speaker 3 (02:23:56):
Yeah, but yeah, that's when I.

Speaker 6 (02:23:58):
See you love movies. I would love to have you
on sometime. And uh, this is it right. We have
a good weekend, everybody.

Speaker 10 (02:24:06):
You get your plugs in don Jahson I did Jerry
Coody eight pm, Monday Friday's ninety three Rush Monday Friday Night.
The Fights got some great fights one Saturday. Listen you guys,
you gotta watch the Fighters week on HBO three top
rushing guy.

Speaker 2 (02:24:21):
I will be okay, I'll check it though HBO right
and small.

Speaker 4 (02:24:26):
Yeah, we got Monday, you know, going to underground comedy
selling two shows come through.

Speaker 5 (02:24:29):
Beat the Boss right, Jerry Cooney is stumming him to a.

Speaker 1 (02:24:31):
Game with me. Yeah, tried to finish Tito's. There's a
tiny bit of tinos left.

Speaker 5 (02:24:37):
It's Friday's crazy here right now.

Speaker 1 (02:24:39):
I called it food Court. Everyone starts to Rich Ross,
not to Rich Ross Tinos. We gotta get a real
plug in. Paul Fast new.

Speaker 6 (02:24:47):
Rollings Food Court Saturday at night with Wolfgame Punk and
what about It Rocks.

Speaker 2 (02:24:51):
Yeah, this is why we don't go to Paul for
the plugs.

Speaker 5 (02:24:54):
Is doing time too?

Speaker 1 (02:24:55):
Monday Saturday, six pm, brand new episodes off.

Speaker 7 (02:24:57):
It's Our Nagel Weird Medicine and Roland's Food Court plus
on demand. Also Opie Radio Podcast for a new episode
up since it's fact goes there to subscribe on iTunes,
Google Play, wherever you get your podcast.

Speaker 5 (02:25:07):
Eeric's going time Monday too. Don't forget that, all.

Speaker 1 (02:25:09):
Right, guys, Thanks for the listening. Thanks to Sharat Small
Chat to see you guys.

Speaker 3 (02:25:14):
And where's the after show?

Speaker 1 (02:25:15):
Where's the after Sundays after show? No this after show
where they go all right, face Facebook Live. We're doing
it all right, We'll Facebook. Thank you to Doug Bency
the Hopie Radio Show. He is now over.

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