Big Jay Oakerson HILARIOUSLY Sets Record Straight - Best and Last Year of Radio - Opie Radio

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So Craig Gass told a crazy ass story that involves
Big j Okerson. I ran into Big j in the
lobby a week ago told.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Him about this. He was laughing.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
He's like, let me get my side of this.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm like, oh, yes, perfect to finally get you back
on the radio show. What we're gonna do is we're
gonna play We'll come back Live he Rock. So I
get set it up and then we're gonna play the
Craig Gas story.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
So everyone is on.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
The same page, and then Big Jay will certainly comment
and talk about it. But then now Craig Gas also
wants to call in.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, Magical Radio, that's what you tell me?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
What do you got here?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Nothing? So we stand with the UK, That's what I
wanted to say. Yes, we stand with the UK.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
What's wrong? Nothing? Break, we got to do stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
We're back Opie Radio. Yes, we're back.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Sharrot and uh.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Carl down on the sidewalk, and then Vic just walked
out there are you right?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
He was wandering around with a donut.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, he was trying out the new donuts. And now
we got Big Jay olkuson coming into the studio. Sorry
we're late, bro. We went down Memory Lane talking about
fucked up stories about growing up.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Vic was telling me he was on caddy stories. Were
you a caddy caddy stories? No? I didn't, I'm not.
I'm not golf adjacent anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Actually, when we moved to South Jersey when I was seventeen,
it was you know when they build those developments on
a golf course, this was one of those deals. Okay,
driving range, but I never understood the game. I was
more my insecurity was always the leader of all my decisions,
and to me was I would be terrible bet golf.
And so to have some guys behind me like screaming

(01:51):
that I'm taking forever and oh yeah, just.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Whiffing it and slicing, and that certainly happens. And then
you start hitting golf balls back at each other. No,
that has happened too. If you hit up on somebody,
you think, you know, you're not doing it on purpose,
but you hit up on somebody and they're like, what
the fucking the ball bouncing near their feet? All hell
would break close next to you know, they hit the
ball back at you, and then everyone's like, well fuck that,
and they just empty their bags with whatever balls they

(02:16):
got and start.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
A war.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
In the middle of the public course as you're just
trying to get around, and you made a slight mistake.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
House to believe.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
On the golf course there's every like, you know, everything
on the rainbow from like a real well you would
assume to be a golf puss, you could probably beat
up easily, sure, like some maniac business guy who's ready
to fight at all times.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
It's a spectrum of humanity, especially on a public course.
I keep saying, well, I.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Mean I told some of the fun stories, and there
were the guys that you know, they would they would
have hit a bad shot and then they would throw
their club into like the middle of the woods, in
the middle of like poison ivy or something, and then
look at you like you're not going to go get
that really, and.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
You had to. You had to suck it up and
go get it.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Did you get poison ivy that way? Ah?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
You got poison ivy a million times.

Speaker 7 (03:03):
No, he can sit here and tell you nineteen I
got a.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Million fucking stories, but no, but these assholes would just
throw them in like crazy, you know, mostly in the woods,
sometimes in the water a little bit, and then they're
looking at you like I mean, you have to go
get my club, and if you didn't, you know, it
was the the.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
The members were always right, so you would get yelled at.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
It's Greg Rogue's joke.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Rogue Forever's had a joke in his act golf is
the only sport that comes with its own slave, right
and you and he's got nineteen tags that go with that.
But that's the point of the joke. And a lot
of guys nobody.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, a lot of guys were cool and would treat
you right, But then there were guys that were just
completing other assholes. And then sometimes you had to caddy
for their kids, and they were you're the same age
as you were a little younger, and then they would
and they would treat you like shit, and you couldn't
do or say anything because the money was too fucking good,
so you would suck it up, knowing you know the
next you only have to deal with these guys for
four hours whatever, and then you could move on, hopefully

(04:00):
to better loops.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Do you find that personality comes with somebody who has
always had money in their family versus somebody who earned money,
And I always find it to be a very different
type of human being.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I think old money is the worst.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
Yeah, the old money's kids would be.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
They never understood, they never understood putting in a hard
day at work. Yeah, I mean, and then the new
money is some of those kids are assholes too.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Don't get me wrong, but I think the.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Old money is way worse than new money as far
as attitude.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oh yeah, if you don't have to work for it
and just got handed to you, I think so.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
My cousin Chris, right, he said that he he hates
rich kids. That's why you hate his own kids.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Have a tough thing though, having money and then trying
to figure out what to do with your kids and
make them not.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Be that way. This is a ship.

Speaker 7 (04:51):
Both monieces are fine.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Especially if you're the first.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
If you're the first generation of anybody to have money.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Way first. Yeah, all wins all those arguments.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 8 (05:03):
Most kids think their parents are rich. Okay, what do
you do for eleving?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Right? No money?

Speaker 8 (05:09):
They don't know when money comes, they don't know how
money works, So they like, I want this thing, why
can't I have it?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
You work, mom? You know. They do believe that.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
But then there's also they all think they're rich, but
then there's a thing about giving it to them when
you can, and when do you stop doing that exactly
like you know, when do you like make them do like?
It's difficult, it's very very difficult. It is my daughter's fourteen,
and I definitely am like nervous about her becoming like,
you know, shitting anyway.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't want my.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Kids to have just shitty jobs, to just have just
to have shitty jobs personality, and I want them to
work towards something right, passion.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
You want them to find a passion in their life
and fight for that.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
My brother gave my niece a brand new BMW and
with a CD attached to it. It won't a trailer for
her sixteens birthday, and it's insane because we could do that.
She's completely fine. She got a master's degree, she's gonna
get married and follows she's thirty.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
You got ye up.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
But both we were the first group in our group
to get a little cash, and both my brothers had
no problems.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
Spoiled them rotten.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
They are both great at one thirty and married and
her husband's lawyer. She's a teacher. They couldn't have worked.
I screamed at him at Christmas. I don't know how
you fuckers pulled this off because for a while, well
because it looked like they were trying to almost super
sweet sixteen of them, and I think that's where it
goes off to goddamn.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Stuff, so as if you kind of forced them. Oh yeah,
oh yeah. I have a friend who's.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Got money and her daughter uh goes to I think
she goes n YU now and she lives here in
New York, and she like like she's a good kid.
Definitely had eighteen years old. She's a really good kid.
And even growing up with all that money. It's because
like in the summertime, she like sends her to like
Nisa Arizona, like Mace Arizona, like build homes for like perspective.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
That's what you need to give your kids.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
Yeah, both of my mother come up with ship for
them to do. They always had a little sideline. They
would never made them take a job and working forty
hour week job, but they always had come here, you're
doing this, you're working.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
In my house. My doing this.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
My daughter's like a idol at all, which is I yeah,
that's why she's always she's busy.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I mean, we were lucky to get to know you know,
Donald Trump junior.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, we were pretty friendly with the guy.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
And he's I mean, whether you're believing his politics or not, whatever,
but as a human being, he's he's a decent human being.
And then you'll learn that every summer his mom would
send him to go work on a farm in another
country with his grandfather to get some kind of like
stability perspective.

Speaker 8 (07:25):
That's the best thing you can bring from any trip.
And then new perspective.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
And then his old man, you know, the big guy,
he makes him fly coaching ship. He's I think he
told me he was never on a you know.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Uh private plane.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah, his father's a plane, but.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
He's been on a private plane before, like he but.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
In general, flying all over the world and they fucking
fly coach and now luckily, every once in a while they
probably step up to first class.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well yeah, luckily the taxpayers paying for it.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
So yeah, So we used to be able to get
him on the phone until Sharada gave him the joint
and he likes his joint full on with.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Joint.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
It was half wed, half tobacco. And we haven't been
alleged like that's what exactly what happened? Been back?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
He's a good dude, man.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I like him. You know we lost touch, I.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
Mean will be bad.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
I'm my boy right there.

Speaker 7 (08:16):
Tell what happened.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's tough because if I would have sucked it up,
we would have been pretty close.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
But I can't.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
I can't fake that. I'm like raw raw.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
No, I think the man, but I like him. I
like I like what about Eric Eric? I never met him. Yeah,
Eric's the weird one. I think he feels like the
weird son, really like a goof goofy.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
What about the one no one knows that her name.

Speaker 8 (08:41):
Marla maples daughter. I still call it Marlon Maple's daughter.
No one knows her name back then Marl Males is.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
A tasty Yes, so we only have you for what
until five?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Fuck me, man, we got in late, okay, because we
got this Craig gas story. But then we got it.
It's like a nine minute story that we're going to
play for the people. So everyone's on the same page.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
All right, I'll clean it up as he tells it.
I know the story is going to be the mess, YEA.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Rather can't wait. Tell. I'm just going to sit here
and listen impersonations for there was no reason then shout
to tell a story.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Craig and he desperately wants to be on the show.
He wants to call in. I'm like, let's let's let's
let Big Jay talk. Would you rather stop it or
play the whole thing? And then you comment.

Speaker 7 (09:32):
To go along and let him let him color comment.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
I want to preface all this by saying, Craig Gas,
I love and uh. Also, at the time of the story,
Craig Gas had a wicked drug and alcohol problem that
he has since beat is been sober for some time now.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
He kind of left that part of the story out, I.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Think, and he was a I'd say almost arguably a
different person. I think he always had never had bad intent,
but he was just like, like I don't know if
you guys knew Craig at the time, where he was
like he didn't even have a place to live. He
would just like he'd go to l A and couch
surf and.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
I don't think he has a place to live. Possibly true,
still he may be crash that way.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Maybe I don't know where he lives.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
I don't know either, but like what state, I honestly.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I think he just hangs out on the road. I
got sort of he's gonna hang with us a lot,
but I don't know. All of a sudden he's in
town and it's it's kind of weird that he's in town.

Speaker 9 (10:27):
And at one point, at one point, but at one
point he stored all of his belongings in my apartment,
like a year here in a year in Queen's right,
and Queen's yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
So because he was just kind of going on the
road and kind of figuring it out as it as
it went.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
I've done that before.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
I know he's had a girlfriend for a long time.
So again I don't know if he lives with her
or what. But whatever it is, this story, there's no
chance he told the story with anything realistically that happens.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Right that pictures.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
Gay ranks.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
He's certainly not gay ranks. And uh, I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
So when you need to stop, Eric, he's gonna big
Jay's gonna jump in.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
After all, we're gonna do it the other way.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
But he rocks rating, all right, So when you need
to stop the tape to say stop or something whatever,
But here we go Craig Gas telling a ridiculous story
that involves big j ocreson.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Okay, wait, it.

Speaker 10 (11:38):
Was in Camden, New Jersey. I have a lot of
friends in the music industry. Uh. When I was living
in New York and the band Corn was in town,
a couple of guys in Corn have always been really
supportive and they had a day off in New York
and I.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Was gonna say, it's always the funniest thing, and I
think since Craig does know a bunch of the actual musicians.
But what was funny was he'd always gets and he did,
by the way, brought me to a bunch of concerts
and we'd go backstage and stuff. But it was never
like he was like, are we gonna go meet Rob Zombie.
He's like, I don't know Rob Zombie. But this guy
is the light rig dude, and he worked.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
For a fog hat.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
He's got great story.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
It's gonna be one of these stores.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
Settling and then we get a new Hawaiian Polish.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
But Greg over the Eight Days, but he knows everything.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
It's strange how he knows everybody or knows how to
get get into things.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Absolutely, fucking that's a talent, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
He's like two degrees of separation from people. All right.
Back to the story.

Speaker 10 (12:38):
As in Corn have always been really supportive. And they
had a day off in New York and I said,
I invite him out to a comedy club. They came
to the show and afterwards they said, Hey, tell all
the comedians if they want to come to a show.
We're doing a gig in Camden, New Jersey tomorrow night.
We'll get everybody in for free, which was really cool.
All the comedians were fired up, and a bunch of
us went down to Camden. I rolled with Big Jay
Oakerson and we went in this big blazer that he hated.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
The tape ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
I'm sorry, this is incredible.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
I don't know if you saw Corn on the day
off and they came to a show, maybe.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Here's what happened.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Corn never said bring all the comedians and a bunch
of us went down. My ex wife graduated law school
and he was staying at Craig was crashing at my place.
He goes, hey, I can get us in the Project Revolution,
which was Corn Lincoln Park, this whole thing down in Camden,
New Jersey. He goes, I'll take you guys, if you

(13:44):
guys want to drive down it's in Camden, New Jersey.
Though I know all that. There was no other comics there.
It was me, Carla, Carla, uh, my daughter who I'm
dropping off of, my mom's.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Daughter of Philadelphia.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
We're dropping off she's a baby, and we're driving down
in my first ever brand new car I bought, which
was a Hyundai Santa fe Alrights Living.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
There's no other comics. Corns not high fiving.

Speaker 10 (14:14):
Any blazer that he had just bought.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
He just bought a brand new blazer, upgraded. That's good,
that's up.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
That's all that. Maybe you don't know cars. I'll give him.
He doesn't no cars, all right, blazer that he's just body.
He bought a brand new blazer.

Speaker 10 (14:48):
And when we get down there, the band arranges for
us to park behind the stage in the loading dock
r and so we plause it.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Oh man, like the super Bowl, there's no banned arrangement.
You go to the guys the parking thing, you keep
telling them you're with so and so and blah blah blah,
and you get back to you.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Try to talk your way in. Yeah, we've all been there.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
We parked over by the buses.

Speaker 7 (15:13):
For sure, but not in the loading dock.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Not no, actually no, not in the loading dock. Actually it
Camden has the loading dock backstage area.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, but uh we.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Parked the buses on this time were across that little bit.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, the tour bus.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
But usually tour buses now are behind in the loading docks,
but this time they were like a lot of them
were kind of out in the actual ja but yeah,
a little bit of a secluded a right.

Speaker 7 (15:40):
Okay, you pulled over there near them, yes, Okay.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
About how much of the story that we've done so far?

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Are you rock? Eight seconds? I'll finish this.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
We've done about thirty eight seconds.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
No, wow, that's fine, you know you t no your tongue.

Speaker 10 (16:02):
Loading dock where all the buses are at, and they
give us passes and we go up and corn starts
and they put us on stage to watch the show.
I have really bad add so I start a few
songs in I go, hey, I'm gonna take a walk.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I'll be right back.

Speaker 10 (16:14):
And as I leave the backstage area, there's an exit
where I see these two girls outside the exit inside
the facility entrance, and they stop me when I walk
out and they go, hey, can you bring us back there?
We're trying to find our girlfriend and we want to
get backstage. She's like a friend of ours. She's friends
with Dave from Corn. He works for Corn. I go,

(16:34):
I don't know who Dave, but what you girls are hot?
And what is the problem? And that's what hot girls do?
Is you always in the backstage? And they said, well,
you're pretty hot yourself, and thinking they were joking, I said,
well then we should be making out right now, shouldn't we?
And they said, let's go.

Speaker 11 (16:49):
I'm not I wasn't there, but I would like to
just sitizen arrest stop to take.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Let's see. I'll love to tell you something. I'm like
home deep. I'm a volume guy.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
I've hooked up with a lot of girls, so I'm asleep,
so I'm awake.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
No matter, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
That didn't happen. I strike that from the record, that
part of the story didn't happen.

Speaker 7 (17:15):
Apart you want to make out.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
That never happens unless it's a dude with a wig on.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
I think we should let the story roll a bit. Yeah,
there's only a bunch of flubs ahead.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Are you serious?

Speaker 10 (17:32):
Do you guys want to make out right now? And
I said, just hold on, I'll be right back. And
I went in the backstage area in the production office
and I ran and said, I need to get a
couple passages for these girls. Is it okay if I
get a couple of passages, just bring some girls back.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
They give me passes.

Speaker 10 (17:43):
I come back out and I go, hey, here you go.
Here's and there's a third girl with him. I go,
who are you? And they go, oh, that's our friend.
Do you have a pass for her too? And I go,
were you just backstage?

Speaker 3 (17:52):
She goes, well it was, but I don't.

Speaker 10 (17:54):
Do you know Dave from Corn? He works for Corn?
I go, I don't know who Dave is. Just here
follow me. I have an extra pass the car. So
I walk them back into the loading dock and I
make them wait by the blazer. I go up on
stage and I go, Jay, can I get your keys
for a second? He said, for what, I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Just just give me the keys.

Speaker 10 (18:09):
I go out to the loading dock. I open up
the glovebox and I hand this girl a working pass
that I had in the glovebox and she says thank
you and leans in to give me a kiss, and
we start like kissing, really kind of making out. One
of the other girls makes a comment, we start making out.
The third girl makes a comment, I.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Got a way. I know I was sorry.

Speaker 11 (18:33):
I'm sorry, although I gotta stop to take jay Jay.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I love you, but I know that that didn't happen.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
No, I'll catch you up to this. This doesn't even
like the big blow up shit. I'll just got correcked
all the things.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
One.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
We didn't get there and immediately go on stage or
watch corn. We were there all day. Okay, uh he left,
he did, He did walk off the points and like, sure,
maybe he met these Listen, he certainly met three girls. Okay,
see and uh this like it's like, oh, I'll tell
you in a minut I'll tell you me. He goes,
Can I get your keys? I remember this very specifically.
I told the story a bunch of Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I get your keys. I need to go get my
battery charge or for my cell phone out of your car.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Okay, I go, uh, okay, fine, I go here, he goes, cause,
guess kick get my battery charge.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
I'll be I go.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
You come right back, he goes, Yeah, and then he
doesn't come back for the rest of the concert. That's
that's where we're at right there. That's that's the But
he didn't get tell me. He goes, I'll tell you later, man,
I'll tell you later.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Right, that's not what happens. God, you can keep playing it.

Speaker 10 (19:31):
The third girl makes a comment and we start fooling around.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Making it out with all three girls.

Speaker 10 (19:36):
It's never had an experience like this in my life, right,
and I go, you know what, everybody, because we're starting
to get weird in a really public area. And I said, everybody,
get in the car and I unlock the doors. We
all jump in the cars, and I end up with
these three of these girls. This is what happens for
the next hour. I'm sitting in the in the passenger
see the car. One girl's in the front with me.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
You gettle too fast? Or who cares? I do? I
can't about that.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
I'm about to stop the tape.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Keep it going, keep that tape going.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Turns back on all right, you actually got to roll
it back up for a second here.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Okay, Now there's this is good. Yeah, it's good. I
want to know what he did in a Jay's blazer.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
Yeah, Jay has a transformer.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
It goes from he must have money.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
If you have a transformers the late.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
So we're on Trump the laureate.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Because the jokes are there, so it's worth playing.

Speaker 10 (20:41):
Yeah, with these three of these girls. This is what
happens for the next hour. I'm sitting in the in
the passenger see the car. One girl is in the
front with me, the other two are coaching, and then
they switch. One will jump in the front, you know,
we'll go in the back.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (20:56):
It's just it's just a lot of sucking and fucking.
And at one point I see flashes going off on
the right side of the car and I look over
and it's the front cab for the road cruise tour
bus for Corn. Corn is already off stage, and it's
packed with roadies the front cab of the bus and
they're all taking pictures and filling up with one free hand.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
I go, you know, get it, and then on top,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
I gotta take this call Kevin and Houston go ahead.

Speaker 12 (21:31):
Hey, I want to.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Stop the tape at that.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
We're getting a few days now.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
The listeners want to stop.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Shirts.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Stop your tweets coming in a few phone calls.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
You watch.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
I just I want to say, first off, I love
Craig Gass. I saw him when he was in toppled
the Super Bowl a couple of weeks ago. He's a
funny comedian, I mean, hands down. But the problem with
all his stories, and I've called bullshit on me multiple
times now, is that he is too detail oriented. No
one would remember a fucking car from fifteen years ago

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or however long this happen.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
He didn't remember, you would.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
You wouldn't need that detail in the story. So that
right there, you know he's conjured it up and he's
already been planning and plotting it out.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
I mean, as far as the su goes, he's always
kind of maintained that I wasn't there for that part
of the story.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
What I what? And I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Again, I'm not sure exactly where he's gonna go with
this story. But I think the problem with Craig telling
the story anytime he's told it all fucked up is
that uh, and I fancy was off a decent storyteller.
I think what a story, uh, a good story involves
is detail. However, I'm trying to the best. We just

(23:10):
script vulnerability. Everybody wants to hear us. There's a much
better story if you're trying to be entertaining and funny,
about the time you got your ass kicked, the time
you kicked somebody, it's about it'sbout the time everything went
haywire versus like, you.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Know, sucking and fucking and they're hot all right, Like.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
We're not close to my friend, it would be like
high fiving over this with America's I can tell the
story about when it falls up people giving ship. People
have went on Twitter because Christy, my girlfriend's on the
bonfire with us and the people. It's like, oh, I'm
tired of hearing like if Jay and them like going
on there to brag about like threesome stories and we
don't tell any of them unless it's like when hay

(23:50):
why something with goofy when all wrong, I'll.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Just tell about like, hey, we who gives a ship?
I don't care about that. It sounds like you're sucking
your own dick.

Speaker 8 (23:58):
That's why I tell stories about me in threemes. I
had a bunch of them, but they all right, motherfucker.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
Does about one thousand successful, three thousand, not one goddamn.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Store than thank you body? How many? How many minutes
in are we there?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Fourteen seconds?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Smy b We're getting there because we cut it down
it's an eighteen minute story where that it's nine minutes.

Speaker 7 (24:24):
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Lose Jay before we get to the end of I'll
make sure we get to them. All right, let's go.

Speaker 10 (24:28):
There's a big finish and uh, who just save it for?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (24:33):
There was that's funny you say that there was one
girl they really liked a lot, so.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Really like Sunday, I saved it for.

Speaker 10 (24:42):
And then I hear one of the girls in the
back go, oh my god, Lincoln Park is on stage.
We're missing Lincoln Park.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Can we go watch Lincoln Park? And I was like,
you girls can do whatever the fuck you. I don't
get that's the coolest thing that's ever happened. Can you
guys come back?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
I went, we gotta hang out.

Speaker 10 (25:01):
We got just just come back later, and we all leave.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
They have their passes.

Speaker 10 (25:05):
I take off. Jay Ogerson is livid when I see him.
He goes, Dude, what the fuck did this long? And
I go, Jake, you're not gonna believe this. I just
fucked three girls at the same time in your car,
and he goes, guess, please tell me you're fucking kidding
me right now.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
I go, yeah, Paul, I got a baby seat in
the back seat. True story there you know the family.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
A baby seat in the back.

Speaker 7 (25:32):
Bringing his daughter.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
We did, actually, but I think the baby he was out,
so I gave it to my mom. But there's stuff
around the cars, baby stuff, baby stuff for sure. And
again my problem is is you know again for that
guy from Houston call and saying about details like he
doesn't remember, and he remembers them, always oddly in his favor.
It's bizarre. What happened was he came back. I didn't
give a ship that I didn't see him. We were

(25:54):
side stage watching corn and Lincoln Park whateveryone, had a
good time, me and Carla. When I see me afterwards,
I'm like, I'm like, hey, man, where'd you go off?
I didn't give a ship. He's like, oh, dude, you're
not gonna believe it. He goes back, so he goes
I just fucked three chicks backstage, and I was like, wow, dude,
fucking awesome, right, And I go, wait, where did you
fuck him? You fucking with my car crack and he

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was like yep, I go, dude, what the fuck's wrong?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
The car is a a week old man, just come on,
do what the funk? What's going on? That's we're right there.
You got a Chrits in the car, though, don't you?
But you gotta be you gotta be. All is his
car waiting a week. He needs to do whatever he
wants to do.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
And his coffin was just throwing a little change.

Speaker 8 (26:42):
Dick against the champagne bottle and.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Hi, Christ and us, that's bullshit.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
All right, let's go.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
We're getting there.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Were a little more than halfway done. Now ye here, says.

Speaker 10 (27:03):
Kidding right now? And I go, why, what's wrong?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
He goes, it's a.

Speaker 10 (27:05):
Brand new car, and I go, who gives a fuck
about your car?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Are you serious?

Speaker 10 (27:09):
And he's yelling at me. He's pissed and he's yelling
at me. And I really think he's putting on his show, Carla,
because Jay and I talk about sex all the time.

Speaker 7 (27:18):
I don't.

Speaker 10 (27:19):
And he goes, we're leaving right now. We're getting the
fuck out here, so get you. We're going in the
car and we're going home. And I go okay, and
he goes right now, and I go this, Jay, oh
go And we go down to the car back in
the loaning duck and That is when this story becomes
the greatest story.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Okay of all time because we get back.

Speaker 10 (27:38):
Out into the Blazer. He's a Harla goes up to
the driver's side, she opens the door, she leans in,
she starts screaming. Jay comes over to her side of
the car and goes, what's wrong? And she starts talking
to him and he's looking at me, and he goes,
good job, gas, good job. And I go what's wrong?

Speaker 2 (27:54):
He goes, Uh, one of your fucking.

Speaker 10 (27:56):
Whores, Uh stole four hundred dollars out of Carlo's purse.
Two minutes later, we realize there's jewelry missing from the
car show.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
And then two minutes after that there's missing.

Speaker 10 (28:07):
We start We start hearing there was a child.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Toy that was missing that we used.

Speaker 10 (28:13):
Two minutes later, we hear a cell phone ringing underneath
the driver's seat. One of the girls dropped her cell
phone and left it in the car.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Amazing.

Speaker 10 (28:23):
So Carla Pickson phone goes hello, Hi, Yeah, yeah, do
you remember where you were just at with our friend Craig.
Remember the car you're just at. Yeah, Well we're all
at the car. We're getting ready to leave, so if
you want to come back and get your phone.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
I'll chime in, I've never heard of this story. How
long ago?

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Years like fifteen maybe honestly, no, no Isabella was fourteen,
so thirteen.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, the mistakes here.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
No one knows there's kids toys missing from the car
at all. How much I know that money, jewelry definitely missing.
Uh we find the phone. I hand to Craig, and
I said to Craig, because I am furious, I go
call I'm not gonna have somebody else get ahold of
these girls and tell them they're not going to come back.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
He just rob.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
I go, Craig, you call them and act like nothing
weird is happening, and say you.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Want to hang out with them? Come back? Hey, we
have your phone.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
You know I have your phone, Like at least come
get your phone, say goodbye, and you don't. And I
go and don't fuck this up, dude, I need them
to come back here right now. And he goes, Okay,
So he does. He called them and told him the come.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Big difference story. That's good.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
It's good because it will lend credibility to how much
I debunked the rest of this nonsense.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
It's about to happen. I'd like to add, if.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
We want to make myself the hero, more of the
story that is somewhere in this day. Joe de Rosea,
who's my roommates the time, calls me and he goes, hey,
who stayed over last night? I said, Craig, as you go,
my daughter knew baby asleep in a bedroom there in
the morning. You wake up, and he goes, yeah, I
thought someone spilled like sugar all over the table. But
he goes, it ain't sugar, buddy. So he was like

(30:04):
also ripping lines off my coffee table. I'm like, well,
my daughter's asleep in the other room.

Speaker 7 (30:09):
Craig was, Yeah, he was partying crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
He was partying craze before that was it was different
dudes in many degrees.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
But I don't know that. Wow, Sobroti didn't fix his storytelling.
Go ahead, Yeah, well we're all the car. We're getting
ready to leave.

Speaker 10 (30:24):
So if you want to come back and get your phone, yeah,
but you have to come right now, okay, because we're
leaving right now.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Okay, all right, we'll see you right now. Just come
right here.

Speaker 10 (30:33):
Okay, we'll see him. Chang's up. She grabs the police
officer in the back stager and says, excuse me, we
were just robbed.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
We had a couple of.

Speaker 10 (30:39):
Girls that are in our car and they stole money
and they stole jewelry.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
And there.

Speaker 10 (30:46):
He's so after because they left their cell phone. And
the cop gets on the radio and says, hey, we
have a robbery in the backstage area. We're gonna need
some backup, and the gates open up to the backstage
area and over the course in the next few minutes,
four cop cars pull in, two cops each. They get
out and they form a semi circle around Carla, who's
explaining to them how these girls stole ship out of

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the backstage.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Calls it because he's leaving out an entire thing. And
this is again vulnerabiliting storytelling. It's my favorite part of
the story actually to tell good thing is to find
because it's true and it's it's vulnerable on my end
that I think what makes us funny. First of all,
we're not backing the loading doc. There's no backstage open.
It's just basically in the wide open parking kind of thing.
It's a little section of the buses, this little kind

(31:29):
of road that goes through and uh, what happened was
we see a mini van start pulling up and these
three girls get out of these no cops. These three
girls get out that we may have called the cops
this point. I got you on the phone, but they.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Didn't show anything yet. Actually, actually we must have called
the cops.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Actually that makes sense. We definitely got carl or somebody
called the police. But there's no police. And this van
pulls up. The three girls get out. They start walking
over to the car, and they're being sort of weird
and shitty. They're being kind of like, just give us
our fucking phone. We wanna leave, give us our phone.
Oh why would man? I'm no one's giving your phone back.

(32:08):
I go, you girls fucking stole money from me. You
stole jewelry from us. I go, I want it back
and I want to They go, we didn't take anything.
Just give us our phone or whatever, and come on,
we gotta go, Like, give us our phone. I'm like,
I don't give a shif you have to go, I'm not. No,
we're waiting. The cops are coming and whatever. They go,
the cops were you talking about?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Now?

Speaker 4 (32:24):
And then the girls keep looking back at that van.
Now what pops out? Of the van is two dudes, okay,
husbands of two of the girls.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Uh, they come over to us.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
He's clearly leaving this all out because he's saying the
cops is already He's got the husband's about at least
my size. One of them that comes over and they
walk over and I'm going like, like, what's going on, Like,
get your fucking phone, let's go. And uh, I'm like, no,
no one's going anywhere.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I go. I don't know what you know about all this.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
I go, but you're fucking like your girlfriend's like my wife, like,
for sure, your wife and her friends fucked my buddy
in my car over here and stole a bunch of.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
It on my car. And she's like and the guy's
going what.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
I'm like, Yeah, your chicks fucked my buddy and in
my car and they robbed a bunch of shit and
I want it back right now. And the guy's frazzled
and he's looking at Craig and he goes, he goes,
is this true to Craig. He looks at Craig, who's
looking down at the ground, terrified as he should be.
I say, Craig, I go tell him the truth. I

(33:29):
go tell the truth right now, Craig. I'm serious, I'm
being tell the fucking truth. I go, because this guy's
gonna go away, but you're gonna deal with me, dude,
I'm be honest right now. And Craig's kind of like, go, yeah,
you know I did. And and then the guy goes,
and he's just getting more and more angry, and he
just goes. He goes, you know, fuck this shit. He goes,

(33:50):
girls goes, he goes, give get the phone. Let's get
the fuck out of here. And my ex wife Carla goes,
She goes, I have the phone, and no one's going
anywhere until.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
We figure this out.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
And then the guy goes, Girls beat the shit out
of her and get the phone back right now. So
I grabbed the phone and I put in my back
pocket and I go, oh, I have the phone now,
so who's gonna come fuck me up and take the phone?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
And that dude.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Stepped right up in my face so fast, and all
it went through my head was I'm like, this guy's
way angrier than I am.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I lost money and Joy go.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
This guy's life just fell apart, and I'm like, I
don't want to really be in this fight, and I'm like,
what's up, dude?

Speaker 2 (34:27):
I just said what's up? Until I saw the cops
finally show up?

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Nice And they did show up finally, and then that's
where he's at.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Now.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
Was it four cop cars or a couple of cop cars?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
A couple of cop cars did pull up.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
I think Craig told some of these details that Jay
just but said that it was Craig.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Okay, that Craig was saying this, all this stuff, let's
go back to.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
I'm telling you he was dead. Oh all right.

Speaker 13 (34:52):
No, what Jay just explained is actually he merged what
Jay said happened before the cops as with the cops.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
No, it wasn't. The cops were there for that. Okay,
I wish I would have been way bolder if.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Here bitch like a hype van and a RAPTI.

Speaker 10 (35:16):
Lucky around Carla who's explaining to them how these girls
stole ship out of the back stage area and they're
coming back soon. And I'm watching that, and one of
the security guys for Corn walks over and goes, dude's
going on. I go, Holy, I go those girls apparently

(35:36):
they stole when all that ship was going on. They
stole money, and they stole Juy and he goes, dude,
if you need any help, you know we all witnessed it.
He was, I got the whole thing on film. I
filmed the whole thing. I said, yeah, I definitely I
want to see that. Yeah, I want to see that.
But let's just see how this unfolds. A van pulls
up into the backstage area and two of the girls
get out of the van and they start walking towards us.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
All this isn't even like video phone times.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Yeah, it's not like had a monorolo raiser.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
I don't remember anybody say anything. I know he said that,
like the guys were cheering them on and whatever like you.

Speaker 10 (36:15):
And two of the girls get out of the van
and they start walking towards us.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
They see all the cops.

Speaker 10 (36:19):
They're nervous, and they go, hey, can we get our
phone back real quick? And Big Jay, who still pissed, goes, yeah,
real quick. Which one of you fucking whores stole money
out of my girlfriend's purse. The door opens to the
van and a guy jumps out, and the guy goes,
you just call her a war that's my wife. I'll

(36:41):
kick your fucking ass. He goes that's your wife.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Far from here anything, don't turn around. Come here.

Speaker 10 (36:50):
Did you not just tell me that these girls you
fucked all three of them in my car?

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Did you not just say that?

Speaker 10 (36:57):
Another door opens to the van, a second guy jumps out,
Oh my god, And the second guy jumps out and says,
you say, this guy just fucked all of our wives
and everything's silent.

Speaker 14 (37:18):
I would hit both for us. I would hit the
girls too. Nigga, you're a dude, now, that's right. You
take from dude.

Speaker 10 (37:30):
There's a lot of arguing going on at that point
between the cops who are trying to get ready to
calm down, and Carla is talking to one of the
cops who comes over and says, listen, we they have money.
These girls have money. But as far as your jewelry,
the items are missing. We can't find it. We can't
accuse them. We don't know whose money that is. So,

(37:52):
but as far as your items are missing, we can't
find them.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
So we have to let him go.

Speaker 10 (37:55):
I'm sorry, we gotta let them go and go all right,
So tell everybody to get in the car and get
the fuck out of the backstage. But as the van
starts pulling away. All of Carla's ship is underneath the van.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
That's to involve anybody else from like the bands and stuff.
So I met this guy when I worked with corn
was this like long haired Asian dude who was like
one of their tour managers. Just goes, is that the
jewelry as they pulled away the jewelry now, and I
don't know what he's about to say right here, but
I'll say the uh, we see the jewelry right on
the ground. But Carla didn't even see the jewelry. All

(38:28):
she saw for the first time we find out was
they took like my daughter's like toys and shit, and
that sends her into a thing. And Carla, Carla Terminator
two runs after this holy and jumps on the back
bumper and grabs the luggage rackow as it turned.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
She almost I mean, it was was deathified.

Speaker 8 (38:51):
I love her.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
And the cops were able to kind of get in
front of it and stop the car.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
It was fucking amazing.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
And it was more about the toys and any of
the other shits, the fact.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
They did some so violating.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
The brand new mother is brand new baby, you know,
the baby is like under a year old brand new car,
brand new car which has like you know, exactly fucking
like you know, girl size, new balanced sneaker prints all
over the all these don't be fucking kids.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Whar his head on it, and.

Speaker 8 (39:19):
Uh the best thing I heard, his mud all over
it was awful, man.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
I feel so fast. See where he sits?

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Well, I got ad he rocked his wizard to me. Well,
there's a big exaggeration coming up.

Speaker 13 (39:34):
Craig made it sound like you hit five stars in
grad theft auto and all the cops just kind of
swarmed in with helicopters and everything coming in all the clearly.

Speaker 10 (39:43):
One of the girls jumped out, come over and talk
to the cops and threw all the ship underneath the
van and Brian who's in corn and then he quit,
and then he came back again. Brian is standing right
there and he goes, isn't that your stuff right there?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Right?

Speaker 10 (39:56):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Is this your that's missing? That's our stuff?

Speaker 10 (40:00):
And the cops in the backstager they get on the
radio and they go, we have a blue van. Uh
just leave me the backstager. Blue van in New Jersey
license plates involved in the robbery. So all the cops
on the property of the Tweeter Center and Camden go
into effect trying to find the van. The police helicopter
for the city of Camden is up above trying to
find the van.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, they have nothing better.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
To do about college ump and on the van.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
That's insane.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
And the van never got away like the van like
the only made to the end of that like little
road where all the buses were. Right, she would she
didn't jog three miles to get rocking van.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
And there was no helicopter looking for the van.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
No helicopter from what for a four hundred dollar robbery?
Probably not? And a came over mountain from Greece.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
He wasn't a swat team coming down on ladder.

Speaker 7 (40:59):
On the road.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
The police helicopters were out because it was the whitest
concert ever in the middle of Camden.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yeah, they weren't guys, I believe there for him.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
They weren't guys camouflage as bushes.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Suits coming out of Blue Thunder helicopter from the eighties.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Shut up.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
But how do you leave up there with a rock?
I couldn't guess why he would leave that. I was insane.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Well, it takes the story off him. Yeah, true, he's
the hero right now, of course, but your action.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Is the hero. That move is amazing. I couldn't believe money.
That's like rerun on what's hap they running after the
truck coming on and she wanted to call she wanted
to call in, but but she'll like she'll get wound up.

Speaker 7 (41:57):
I picture more swinging around like Eddie Murphy and Beverly Hills.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Sort no, because the.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Run wasn't rerun like I can't get to it. I mean,
she was just pure focused, so it.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Wasn't more like de terminated and he had the metal walk.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Her hand turned into a spot.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
I don't believe she did it.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Swat teams like a ship hold on.

Speaker 7 (42:25):
Recruit this one.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
I wouldn't have done that. I would not have chased
it down and would hope to the cops. I would
have been waiting for the helicopters.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
It was probably the tiger mom for sure, the toy,
the toy, anything else.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
She said she never saw the jewelry on the floor,
just because it was like that was like a small
little thing.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
What she saw was he's weird like plushy like things,
and she saw it was her baby on the ground. Yeah,
that's what she saw. I'm gonna be The van pulled
up and there's the baby.

Speaker 7 (42:50):
You robbed somebody's baby.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
So the swat team decided not to pop up from
the manhole covers.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Like, I think she's got.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Somebodys about all.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
The Red Dawn guys, Red Barom.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Five Stars.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
We're almost at the end.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
I know where a minute go ahead?

Speaker 10 (43:17):
Okate, did they give the location to the cops on
the ground. Cops on the ground box them in and they.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Pull all the girls out.

Speaker 10 (43:24):
This is happening in front of the main entrance now
for the Tweeter Center.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
So the girls, since there was an eight PB on them,
they're east.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
They're still saying they didn't leave the property, right, they
didn't leave the property.

Speaker 10 (43:35):
Oh, the girls all get pulled out. They're all getting arrested.
Lincoln Park is now walking off stage, so twenty thousand
people are coming out.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Lincoln Park's been done before. I've watched all of park.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Nothing happened till the concert was way over. The parking
lot was already emptying out at this point.

Speaker 8 (43:52):
He was grabbing it like you left at the corn
the coin start, and then Lincoln Park ended the show.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
No, they were the last two bands, right, so you
was both of those. We watched Snoop Dogg.

Speaker 8 (44:01):
We watched they maybe he looked too much semen in
the car.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
This story, this story has got bigger problems than the band.
I think they're confused. Lincoln Park was actually the swat.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Team can help enjoy.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
A little confused and.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Chester Bennington on the ground surrounding the car. Brian who
left and came back to the cart reading.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
A tactical unit.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Of Craig stopped texting me for some reason. Oh no,
I love Craig Man. I think this is the big
finish go ahead.

Speaker 10 (44:58):
And all they see is police car ours and these
girls getting arrested. Nobody knows what's going on except for
a few people who are telling everybody, dude.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
You see that guy over there, that guy. Girls, they're
all going to tail.

Speaker 10 (45:12):
They're all going to tail. And people are cheering, And
I just it was.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
It was the greatest, not one nothing that you none
of that happened.

Speaker 8 (45:22):
But people see things differently, Jay, Sure, I saw it
with the eyes of a human being in the living
in that moment, But would you get you finished a
foursome radios?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Nothing people are cheering in what is he talking it
was empty? The concert was over? This explains the sugar
on the table. Does that makes everything a cheering.

Speaker 7 (45:56):
So funny that?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Or we got a couple more seconds.

Speaker 10 (46:00):
That is a moment.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
So we go the rest.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
I know I was gonna end it all.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Right now He just go talks about going to the
police department.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
But he has this big flourish at yeah, I know
what he loves to tell the end. What happens.

Speaker 13 (46:14):
It's he walks out with jay and and jays X
a police escort to their car, and one of the
guys that was there comes up to confront him to
ask him if that was all true.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
And then thanks him.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
He says the guy that this big force is the
guy thanks him.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Yeah, let me know that she's now.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
The nightmare of this night is coming in the play
where I got to call my mom.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
So the girl arrested, Yes, they get arrested.

Speaker 7 (46:44):
All the girls and you guys did have to go
to the police pace.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
And they go, it's going to be a long process.
So now they go, So if you want to go
press charges, you gotta like it's gonna be a little bit.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
I go, all right, well I want to do it.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
I have to call my mom and be like, hey,
you know, got to keep Isabella for a few more hours.
I gotta tell what happen. She goes, well, that sounds shitty. Yeah, please,
you go do what you gotta do. We'll figure it out.
We go to the police station. We're sitting there forever.
I'm seeting on a monitor that they have all of
them in the same cell together. Said, they're talking, and
now I'm getting a little concerned as they go. They're

(47:14):
saying they didn't take anything. They're saying they didn't take
I go, of course they are, because you got them
all together.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
I watched enough.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Cops shows a separated and be like, well, but one
person said he took it, you know, and see them
start dumb cops. Really it's Camden. I'm going, it's stressful.
The cops are being sort of shitty to us. They're
not being helpful very much at all. They're basical saying they're
gonna let him go shortly because nothing they can do.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Right, Maybe there's nothing you can do looking for Craig
in this all my life.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
I'm like, just at the height of all of our anger,
I remember Carla just going She goes where the fuck
is Craig?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Where is he even?

Speaker 4 (47:50):
And then we looked like down the hall and there's
like four cops around him, and he's going.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Oh, they're like furious zero zero Craig ship. I love them,

(48:22):
I love them.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
I want a T shirt and Craig.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
I'll take Craig shirts.

Speaker 7 (48:28):
Zero yes.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
So then we uh, god, So then the main like
the sergeant ever comes out right and they go, all right,
so we have your statements. So if you want to, like,
you know, call back, we're trying to figure you know,
if you maybe a court date or something they have
if we want to press charges, but.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
We're gonna let them go.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
I go, I'd rather not even press charges and have
you like keep them over, like, keep them here, they go.
We're letting them go as soon as you like leave.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
I go, so what was this all for? Like?

Speaker 4 (48:57):
And he goes sort of, I go, but they you know,
they stole our ship and they and they go, well,
they found it under the car. Technically, he goes, if
we found something under your car, would you want me
to arrestue for that?

Speaker 2 (49:08):
I was like, I saw you.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
I was like that my argument with these girls white
the cops got actually the cops didn't get getting shot
with me because I was getting like because weird, I
have suspended license and I was driving on so I
didn't want to make too much of a stink. But
I really was like, yes, if if something under my
car that was stolen, I probably stole it, and you
know in this scenario, like so yeah, so if that
ever happened, you could prosecute me for that. And they're
like they were just kind of shitty, and they they

(49:31):
sent us on our way, and me and Craig we
were waiting for the elevator and you know, kind of
talking in the police station upstairs. As the we get
on the elevator, as the door is closing, that husband,
the big, the big angry one ekes in and you
see a bunch of cops, like three or four cops
kind of like like kind of get up a kind

(49:51):
of trot to the elevator too because they're like, oh shit,
but the door closed.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
And I'm okay with that because.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
A part of me is going like I think I
want to see Craig get punched, Like I want to
see him get He's my friend. I'm not gonna do,
but I think he deserves it in this scenario and
then the guy and Craig, I think this is like again,
I don't think he would tell us because it's against
it's vulnerability and something.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
But like either that or Craig has and he grew.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Up in Arizona to again, I don't think he has nuts,
street smarts and like dealing with something, because Sharon, I
think you will test to this, like just the idea
of this guy's in the elevator and what he's doing.
He's going, So Craig, I want to ask a few questions, man, like,
so my wife, like she sucked your dick, but she
sucked your dick.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Huh she sucked your dick.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
And he's like yeah, And he's like, and you fucked her,
Like you fucked my wife?

Speaker 2 (50:35):
So like you fucked her? I watched me or beat it?

Speaker 8 (50:41):
Twenty questions, that's what the motherfucker Shut the fuck up,
this cramp.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
You'd be doing it to shut the fuck up.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
I can agree.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
And he thought about your wife is because he did
everything to me. You up, clown. So I smell this.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Completely needs to be furious, but I feel this, Uh
I feel this.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
You know what's going on? This guy's goosing himself up, okay,
and then I.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Just feel and at the end of the day, I'm like,
Craig is my in this scenario of all everybody there,
he is my friend of it. So I just am
not coming and I just finally get again. It was
a very short elevator ride in time for me. I
was like, dude, what's up? Like, what's what do you want?

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Man?

Speaker 4 (51:27):
What's going on? And then the doors open and all
the cops were there. They kind of got in between
everybody and then the guys like very sarcastically go He's like,
thanks Craig Gas for fucking my life up, Thanks for
fucking we have kids and ship man, thanks motherfucker.

Speaker 8 (51:40):
He's like, thanks a lot. He was yelling at the Craig. Yeah,
I would have said your wife. I'm I don't even
notice town. But sure, I'm not arguing that. I'm just
saying but that's what he makes he makes up.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
He was like, thank you, Craig Gas.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Guy was being pulled away physically by the cops.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
So we got in the the police day and I
said to Craig, I go, I go, Craig, I'm gonna
go to an atm hangs we got the jewelry, everything else.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Back. I go, we're going to the team.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
You're gonna get me back to four hundred dollars like now,
or I'm gonna leave you right here in Camden, New Jersey.
And he goes no, and he goes and he took
out the money and.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
He gave it to me, and then it was just
a weird.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
So we go to pick up my daughter and we're
driving back and I'll always to this day I told
my girlfriend this, like not long ago, coming back from
Philly once, for some reason, the New Brunswick egsit Exit
nine just always like it resonates in a moment I
saw something when I'd heard something, because it was dead
silent the car for that, and that's a forty five
hour drive to get to exit nine.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
About it.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
We were going under exit nine. I remember Craig leans forward,
not trying to be funny. That's what makes this to
work because it is hilarious. But he means fort and
he goes those chicks were hot though, right, And I go, Craig,
sit the fuck Just to explain for Craig him, let
me explain you what those tips look like. He was

(53:00):
like three girls who would great gas for backstage passing
to the Licking Park thoughts.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Are in Camden, New Jersey.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
They had acid washed jeans and they were a bunch
of goofy, fucking white trash clams.

Speaker 7 (53:12):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
That's Craig's big fucking hero you have.

Speaker 8 (53:17):
If the story is a threesome for some and whatever,
just leave it at that where I add all the other.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Fucking bells and whistles.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
He says, that.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Was at my expense completely.

Speaker 8 (53:29):
I'm trying to remember what Craig, why would he addy?

Speaker 4 (53:31):
I'm saying when he goes, he wants the story to
in his mind very abridged. His story is fuck the
guy's wife. The guy thanked me for it. That's what
he wants to tell you.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
And I think he said that he's been back since
and some of these people that are in this story
go to his shows.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Oh do they right? You heard that? Paul the Seal team.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Lincoln Park, Corn just throwing passes at everybody.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Bring everybody, says, corn, line up. That's what I'm yeah,
you know what I'm as a shitty guy, thumbs up.

Speaker 7 (54:05):
Crack you girls.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
I don't know if he fucked him, he did something,
but he definitely had him in the car. I don't
know if he sucked him. I'll always give him like, sure,
he fucked three chicks. I'll be honest with you, just
from being in a bunch of deviant sexual situations and
knowing the car that I had, and then what was
going on at the time of day.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
He probably didn't fuck three chicks. Heverybody fun one to two.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
He maybe fucked one on the other two were doing
something whatever it is, but whatever was.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Going through the wife's purse.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Yeah, literally, one of them in the in the glove
compartment taking money. The other one's going through my wife's purse.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Ye. Sounds like these girls is what they do?

Speaker 3 (54:38):
You know, there's a those little thief squads like that.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Going through my wife's purse. Sound like a sex move.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Are you taking you don't dick through another man's lightning Hopkins?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
I love, don't go digg.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
My really good friend him now lives in Cleveland, A
huge fan of yours, Jay Love Big Jay.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Going to see him Saturday.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
In Cleveland with my best friend, just deciding between early
and late shows.

Speaker 7 (55:11):
Are you doing hilarities?

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Doing hilarities? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:14):
This week and actually next weekend when I want to
plug fight, not to take off, but I want to
say I'm gonna be for the first time ever, I'm
headlining the all the main shows.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Of Carolines today Saturday, saw you on.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Thursday, and hell yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Gonna be a party.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
We have a bunch, like I think Ronnie b Is
gonna come down for one of the shows and hang
out South Volcano, David Lewis legionis gangster both on the
four of the shows.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
It's gonna be a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Very cool.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
I ain' hit for's name yet, but I hit us
come by we go. You never show up where you
say you're gonna show up.

Speaker 8 (55:49):
I've always did do all your first pilots.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Of all your shows. You did my first pilot. Thank you.
Also April sixth on TISO, What's your Deal? Season? Who
Comes Out? The trailer came out today.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
You just gave us a great hour.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
That was awesome, awesome because this guy's never heard the story,
which made it better.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
I've never heard the story. I had no idea any
of it. I've never Are you exhausted from it? VIC?
Part two?

Speaker 4 (56:16):
I'm doing I'm doing storytelling thing again this season, and
it's like the story I'm gonna tell about that is
like getting caught cheating and having the girl post a
fucking naked picture of me and the men looking for
men on crazy you know what I mean. Like it's humiliated,
but it's like, that's the story that people.

Speaker 7 (56:36):
We did the storytelling show with DC Beanie and Ben Bay.
I did this.

Speaker 6 (56:39):
We did this for two over two years, and that's
what you learned. And we would sit and talk at
the end of it about what as we were trying
to all figure this out. And those three guys that
I just mentioned, Jay and Bailey and Bennie, that's what
we were talking about. You can't just be it can't
just be a big, long bragging story where you did
something cool. The people didn't give a fuck. From week
to week. You might get away with one every out.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
He worked on Death Jam for one season.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
I got a big dick and I pussy right, and
then it just was like nobody wants to hear that.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
They want to hear your fuck up.

Speaker 6 (57:09):
Chris Rudy christ Hute Chris ar Cootie made a point
of telling the most creepy.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Weird vulna world that had no humor in him and we.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
Would be in the back of that's our favorite one, and.

Speaker 7 (57:18):
The audience will be uncomfortable and not knowing how to
laugh or what to do.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
And then he found his niche there and that and
we would all learn from that and talk about it.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
That's what you know, that's why he's so good.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
What that makes sense?

Speaker 1 (57:29):
You got you're doing your show tonight, right, Yeah, yeah,
let's get you out of here.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
We'll take a break to That was a great hour.
H We'll see you soon obviously.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Zero, We're back with more radio.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
I don't care about around really, you know, I'll make
I'll make total people. How about train kept rolling a song?
Last Child is a great song.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Last Child Sweet Emotions.

Speaker 7 (57:57):
Sweet Emotion is my favorite one.

Speaker 6 (57:59):
You know, that's a giant head, but that's my favorite one.
And watching him play that on Saturday Night Live, I
thoroughly enjoyed it. I still carry around and Eddie Trunk
and I were talking about when he was in here once.
That's the only concert that I ever me and my
friend went. We can't understand. We didn't know. It was
just noise for about an hour. We didn't know when
one song changed to the next. Steven Steven Stephen tal Yeah, exactly,
just like we're all playing. Steven Tyler's doing enough bother.

(58:23):
He's just twirling one hundred miles an hour with all
these carves on it. And uh, me and my friend
Norton have these two chicks and we've never gotten to
go out with us before. We ord him to the concert.
But calls at Arrowsman right top the tape and.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
That's gonna come there. Now.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
I understand why you don't like him, though, I think
I had.

Speaker 7 (58:45):
A horrible car around so I do, yes.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
And when they got when they got sober, and when
they got sober and came back and they played they
did play Sweet Emotion on SNL and played a long
version of it, and Joe Perry went that.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
They were horrible. Though when you saw it, I didn't.

Speaker 7 (59:01):
I left the car.

Speaker 6 (59:01):
It's the only show I have ever left around the
state to the end for forty years.

Speaker 7 (59:06):
I do not walk out of the show.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Practically, around the time of the album Done with Mirrors,
I think it was called they were.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
They were all sort of.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Late eighties, late eighties.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
They were all sorts of fucked up, and they didn't
have their ship together at these live shows.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Yeah, that's one of the ruins.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
He ended up going whatever show and everybody they had
their their shit together.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
When was oh no, all right, mid eighties.

Speaker 13 (59:32):
Then yeah, I'm talking about Marabe Vacation was when that
whole transition happened with RUD happened.

Speaker 7 (59:40):
Before that, and then I'm going like eighty.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
You're talking about Toys in the Attic.

Speaker 7 (59:45):
Yeah, exactly, that's the tour. That was the tour.

Speaker 13 (59:47):
That's the one where they were all, Yeah, when was
with Mirrors losing money?

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Then that's when they were losing money. You see, don with.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Mirrors was around the time they were like still all
sorts of fucked up.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
And then I think eighty six was.

Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
Was the run. That's what That's what I said.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
That Permanent Vacation came upout and then.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
It got ridiculous that it was Pump get a Grip.

Speaker 13 (01:00:07):
Permanent Vacation I think had like five huge hits, right,
uh yeah, rag Doll dude looks like a lady Angel.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Don't forget Hangman's Hangman Jerry was a great song.

Speaker 13 (01:00:18):
The McCartney cover of I'm Down is on there too,
and then pump them up with MTV.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Yeah right, I.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
Mean Jerry five minutes and three seconds when they when they,
I swear to God, sorry, you know. Four before the
album ever happened, I had a million old hillbilly friends
that would refer to their girlfriend blowing and was honking
on bobo? And when when when they when when they
dropped that fucking record in two thousand and four, I'm like, please, God,

(01:00:49):
this has.

Speaker 7 (01:00:49):
Gotta all be the same nationally. I love it when
what just a hillbilly thing. Honking always means honking on bobo.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
That's no hits off that album, I know, and then
the one after that, and then they haven't done one
in about five years now, four or five years, so yeah,
but done with Mirrors was that.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
Was their of every of everybody that people super super
love and put them in their top ten of rock
bands and everything that I don't think they'd be in mine, right, yeah, right,
And I like everything.

Speaker 7 (01:01:21):
I'm easy, so it's rare that I just.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
It's being music.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
I fucked up the Led Zeppelin covers and I said,
Warrant does some great Zeppelin covers, that's bullshit a minute,
great white, great white, Okay that matters to people, that
certainly does.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
Yeah, that's my favorite thing. Please come in and tell
us when we're wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
I know, I know, it's great white too.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
I just fuck.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
We didn't know the other day that Shaquille's got a
goddamn doctrick. We were, we were acting like and but
once I was pointed out to me, I'm like, I
fucking knew that. I think I kind of sort of did,
but we hadn't wandering around campus like looking at a
lava lamp with a lighter.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
He's still he is a dude.

Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
He still has a doctorate in education. It's a real.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah, somebody mother.

Speaker 13 (01:02:01):
He does those General Insurance commercials Now he's just standing
and they cut him up in green screen like he's
driving a car, but he's just sitting there smiling.

Speaker 10 (01:02:11):
Ye.

Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
General Dufus is the perfect work. He's doctor Dufas doctor
is a doctor.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Though.

Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
Yeah, he earned it. He went back, earned all three
of them. I was totally I was. I love when
I find and it wasn't a fake one. It was
like African American studies.

Speaker 8 (01:02:26):
As long as you stayed here, you shack, you're gonna fail.
Shag as a professor. No, every day you're going to pass.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
He did it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
Barry University he didn't go He went back down at
you and finished. And then I don't know where he
did the Masters, but then he did the Doctor that Barry,
he's an America's favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
General insurance commercials are brutal, bro God, people are laughing
at you, not with you, I don't think because people
look like he's a cartoon is clearing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
He thinks they're laughing with him though. That's what he
doesn't care.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Barkley makes fun of him all the time about those commercials.
He's gonna get went to the bank.

Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
Yeah, you know what, Yes, fox Worth, he's not the
least concerned about. I'm like, you're dancing around in leader
hosing for the Golden Crown.

Speaker 7 (01:03:10):
He's like, I tried.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
One hundred million.

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
I got kids in Rwanda. I gotta take care of Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
And then the other thing. Train does a lot of
good Zeppelin covers.

Speaker 7 (01:03:23):
You mentioned that earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
I did mention that one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
But they did Zeppelin two from beginning time, I believe,
no kidding.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
Yeah, I've never heard of anybody doing that, which is
pretty fun. They just decided that we're just going to
do this whole there's a project or something.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Yeah, I'm not sure of the details, but well, the
way to bring up.

Speaker 7 (01:03:37):
A topic you don't know anything about that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Spring spring Breakers are abusing sea creatures to get drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
What is this?

Speaker 8 (01:03:50):
Keep it one hundred white spring breakers are attacking the creature.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
There's no black guys playing with a shark. They're not swimming.

Speaker 8 (01:03:59):
That's a going in the water, the kink out their hair.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
I can't say they're.

Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
Trying to make the shot the shark shot gunna beer
or something.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Oh no, they're teeth.

Speaker 7 (01:04:11):
They're using the sharks tooth to poke a hole in
the camp.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
I look at how Acrombie.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
What I said?

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
What a dumb ass.

Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
I wish you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Oh that's great, that's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Yeah, you're awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:04:29):
This is ridiculous. This is worse. This would be worse.

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
I think starfish, because it's alive, probably getting burned by alcohol.

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
That's good.

Speaker 7 (01:04:38):
I hope you get some kind of fucking parasite.

Speaker 13 (01:04:40):
The little fucking rapist snaps on his face like an alien.

Speaker 7 (01:04:43):
Ye would that be great? I just closed up all the.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Everyone just points and lambs, gets out their phone and.

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
He drink.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Bone.

Speaker 7 (01:04:58):
This is just really bad. Now, put the fucking seagull down.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
The seagull and what he's gonna do. That's trying to
get away?

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
Man, is the bird down?

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
I hate the bird down is drunk?

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Kids is sucking up wild life?

Speaker 7 (01:05:11):
Where are they in Hawaii or the Bahamas?

Speaker 13 (01:05:14):
The funnel with star fish.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
With the he can used the star fish as a funnel.

Speaker 6 (01:05:20):
That was Bahamas, Right, I'm not sure where the shark
is Florida Orla looks more Florida.

Speaker 10 (01:05:27):
Seagull was Long Island.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Mediola.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
That looks like Mediola.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
You don't have to go to the Kribby to do that.
Jerk off Mineola.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Because they can't afford spring bright.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Oh, this is okay, all right, this one's all right. Yeah,
you know what this is.

Speaker 8 (01:05:51):
The one is all right because the creature you abuse
it is with it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Yeah, that's a horrus as a girl.

Speaker 7 (01:05:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
The woman that's not mine that she's getting fireball out
of the bag, my parents, that's fine that this is
all clean.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
It's fine. You want to clean fun. You want to
people doing that on the that's a mommy little horse.

Speaker 7 (01:06:09):
Leave the turtle.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Is that hair on the chunk? You do? But it's
a Greek chick? Oh my god, car you're so right, Carl,
I heard a plate breaking back. I've been there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Did you hear about the transgender weightlifter? This getting out
of control wars?

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
It's getting in control. Let's see it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
It's control.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
You can't is it? High school?

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Where where was this one?

Speaker 12 (01:06:45):
Paul?

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
New Zealand, New Zealand. So yeah, but it's.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Coming our way. We got three over there and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
It starts coming our way.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
That's what ship.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Wait.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Yeah, thank you, clop taking.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Thank you. I'm still hit. You're awake, still smashes. You
think that the motherfucker.

Speaker 7 (01:07:06):
Laurel Laurel used to be a man.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
I'll have to draw the line. Man, I'm joking the
story here, joking.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
You can't compete against She's a dude who used to
She's a gentleman, born a man by.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
And now competing against women.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Yes, I'm just kicking ass.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Oh wow, oh fuck? Oh man, I mean, wait, which
one is he?

Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
The one the one that looks.

Speaker 6 (01:07:41):
Like the one of all these dudes, the one that
looks like Francis McDorman from Fargo, that's the one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
The tallest one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
I bet you if you gave this lineup to one
hundred dudes, you most which fell They kicking out the one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
No, okay, I guarantee that what I agree with you.

Speaker 7 (01:07:58):
She's got her hair down. You can't t I.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Bless my wife and I don't know, but she's she's
a big she's a big girl.

Speaker 12 (01:08:04):
What she sound like?

Speaker 7 (01:08:06):
They were in the heavyweight competition.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
One would to prove it. Let's see their knees, let's
got she got them covered up.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
We got a video of this, Paul.

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
You gotta pass tests, got six Adams apples.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
But is that fear that she can compete against the
part of the story women?

Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
Part of the story if you scroll down, probably part
of the stories that she has passed every test that
proves that she's okay to compete with.

Speaker 8 (01:08:37):
Now, I know one test, the taste test like.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Michaels like balls. My finger test went all awry.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Smells like poop and bulls.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
She passed every test in a year span before the competition, Like, well.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Okay, what's the test, what's what's that Shostron levels? Okay,
and that's how it says it's a little weird. That's great.
They have to do a trengender category.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Are you're born with see when you talked this ship,
I'm just we're born with male muscles. Did Joe Rogan
explain on one of his podcasts? They are different different,
I agree with different fibers, and so there's an advantage there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Will they put an asteroids next to our name in
the record books.

Speaker 6 (01:09:27):
I just keep drifting back to as and like I
keep going back to Ochris with the story. I just
can't get over there. Because I was someone whose eyes
were working, I could think I'm a specific way he
worded because I was watching this with human eyes. So
I'm gonna ruin it. I'm just gonna I don't know,
because it is so well worded, though, I'm sorry to

(01:09:48):
drift out.

Speaker 7 (01:09:49):
I like a good sentence sticks in my head.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
It was like poetry, it was.

Speaker 7 (01:09:53):
It was really well done.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
That was a fun hour, man, Jesus.

Speaker 7 (01:09:56):
Anyway, I started to get you off. The heat's left
to rights.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
You sound like somebody's country.

Speaker 7 (01:10:06):
You know, we're gonna go back to trying to if
you learn how.

Speaker 10 (01:10:09):
To Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
The South, the beautiful South, wonderful South. The one on
the left looks fucking pissed.

Speaker 8 (01:10:22):
I mean their metals, honest, it's not a girl between any.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Of the one on the right. He's just happy to
be there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
In the middle is the one that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Used to be a male or born out Laurel bologically speaking,
wanta still look like me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Why don't they just listen?

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Why don't they just make a category for transgender.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Yes, that's a good but you.

Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Don't have enough I guess in one region to that
the same hopefully you know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Yeah, that's what they need to do. Make a section
going up. Hope.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
I'm gonna tell you, she keeps going on with college costs.
I'm gonna put a wig on my kid and make
him play sports.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
I think that's about where it'll up eventually, eventually, because
it's not fair to.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
The other kids.

Speaker 8 (01:11:04):
If I was in college, I just go with a
wing and gives them here for tryouts, right, all the
girl tryouts.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
I mean there's the girls are working hard. You know that? Man?

Speaker 6 (01:11:13):
Yes, see Thomas Howell saying, right, no training. Wilson, who
is Wilson gerald Jard anybody in the booth in the
back in the corner and the dog, every cat, every every.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Knowlson Geraldine was the funniest.

Speaker 7 (01:11:35):
Do you remember in the booth in the back of
the devil made me do it? And then the booth
in the back of the class.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
What a funny mom you're saying, Carl.

Speaker 15 (01:11:42):
So what I'm saying, no amount of training can surpass
superior muscle build right when you like, if you're one
hundred and forty pound woman and you're one hundred and
forty pound guy, the guy pound for pound is gonna knock.

Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
Her fucking face off, right supposedly, how much strong is
it whatever it is that feeds the muscles, the whole
combination of everything to build up a different build we.

Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
Need doctor Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Well, then you go back to the toll booth collectors
and now, I mean, now your argument is just dumb.

Speaker 8 (01:12:09):
Tobal what they get some of those beasts.

Speaker 6 (01:12:16):
Are you saying, there's some weirdos in the booth? Wow,
I've had easy pass for they already.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Looked their jobs a robots.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Oh now they just took the whole toll away.

Speaker 8 (01:12:26):
Oh the toe is gone, totally, just gone, working a
total booth on Jersey Turn, Like, the jobs are gone.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
How are you paying for it?

Speaker 13 (01:12:33):
We're easy passed.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
No, I understand that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
But there's people that don't have the easy pass. But
they probably said fun guys like.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
One Lane open.

Speaker 13 (01:12:42):
No, during the rush hour, there's one lane open for cash.
During the other times there's no cash lanes.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Right, Just why are you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Piping in with some of that's very different than what
I'm talking.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
About im long after no, because no, that's the old school.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Well it's gotten.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
It's the key to this whole discussion was the tolls
are now officially gone in some.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Place because they have the license plate technology.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
Long Island.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
When you're coming into uh Midtown tunnel, tolls gone.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
There's not one lane for cash.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
It's completely gone. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
They got the easy pass.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
I don't even see where they're uh have easy pass
because that's even hidden. And then now you're just driving
through and if you don't have easy pass, fuck you,
we're gonna get it. I guess off the license and
license plate. So it was different than what you were
talking about your actions.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
What I was talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Let's sen we're up to the next stage is what
I'm saying.

Speaker 13 (01:13:35):
Some highways have those those lighting grids that just hang
over the highway and scan your as you go over.
But the ones that still remain that have the easy
path actual tollbooths, like going into the right Yeah, do that.
But now what easy pass has done is they have
upgraded their technology again.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
They take away the screen.

Speaker 13 (01:13:53):
That tells you that your toll happened or if you're
if your account's low, that's all gone. So if you
scan through and you don't know, they just hit you
with a fifty dollars charge for really toll.

Speaker 8 (01:14:03):
Because let me tell you something, here's what the jobs
on the future is. If you want to get a
job in the future, do something that a robot can't do,
otherwise you ain't gona have no fucking job.

Speaker 7 (01:14:12):
And you can run one a year. You know, you
can run one a year period.

Speaker 6 (01:14:14):
They're literally you get a free when every child you
get it, you'll get like if you called in and go, hey,
it's not my fah blah blah blah, and you enough
people to be bitching about it. Then you get a
freebe and then they mark it down and then you
got to wait a whole other year before you use.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
You get one free when a year, but you have
to call them on your freebie.

Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
Yeah, you gott to call them and let them know
the problem.

Speaker 6 (01:14:31):
They'll aductor fifty, but they'll deduct a fifty off and
charge you for this stuck in a system.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
For twenty minutes until you get someone on the line.

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
I'll say, I'll always twenty for fifty, like.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
When you get over tame for fifteens, like an overcharge
on my bank account, I'm like that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Nope, yeah, I didn't know there wasn't it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:46):
If you start.

Speaker 13 (01:14:47):
Calling, Yeah, they estimate your if you do if you're
stupid enough to do the automatic refill on your thing, like, well,
we estimate you're going to use this much this month,
so we're going to take four hundred and twenty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
That's all the fun.

Speaker 7 (01:14:59):
One FU I don't use them was my favorite one.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
And then they I'm not asking to adjust it.

Speaker 13 (01:15:04):
They said, we'll give you a one time courtesy of
adjusting it to where you want.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
How do they get to pick up fucking scam? Wow? Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
What happens with the money if you don't use all
of it, they get to make it still sits there, right, but.

Speaker 13 (01:15:18):
Eventually like by taking the screens away off the tolls
and stuff. If you don't know you're low, they know
fifty dollars each time.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Then you have to pay your toll. Wow. I will
accept that, but I thought this way before. I okay,
I always just was like it was just stupid.

Speaker 8 (01:15:33):
Even driving upstate, I used to take the Taconic because
it was like eighty five cents to go the whole way,
and on the main road it was like four dollars.
I was like, fuck you extra three dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
That's in college.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Well the gwbs just now now we're getting too local.
But remember they're just insane how much they're getting.

Speaker 7 (01:15:49):
What is it now, eighth what is it the seventeen fifties?

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
My yeah, you can either go hit a concert, you.

Speaker 10 (01:15:58):
Kids the college.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Oh, it's take a tribute to say that's right, okay,
that's for regular cars.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Now you got the truck the truck or twenty dollars
an axle, Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 13 (01:16:06):
Remember the day of the gamrange thing where it looks
like you even made the attempt on the video and
you never threw anything in move You can see me
throwing the money in there and you get away with it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
All the back in the door.

Speaker 7 (01:16:17):
Yeah, not anymore, goddamn HD, you're just throwing like you know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
Cum wrappers.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
They got referees watching the video. Yeah, we can see everything.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Kelly foiled.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
That was my move.

Speaker 7 (01:16:36):
That was a big fake, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
I was, yeah, I'm a fake. That's easier video.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
What about when they got what about when they got
sneaky and.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
And they didn't have a toll collector or they went home?

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
And then you're you're going off one of these exits
on the Jersey turn Pike and it's just it's a
basket and you don't have changing, Like you're just sitting
there helpless, like what am I supposed to do? As
soon as you go through, they're gonna hit you with
the search charge or whatever the fuck is.

Speaker 6 (01:17:10):
I remember having to meet one of my first tours
thirty something years ago, and uh, and it took me
a month or two and they had the old school
camera that took a picture and I had to so
they wait. I called and yelled and fought off the
search charge fees and I had to mail to the
state of Kansas like what a dollar and eighty nine
cents or something like that. But I I fucking stuck
with it and got everything reduced on down and I'm like, oh,

(01:17:32):
there's nobody out here.

Speaker 7 (01:17:33):
I'm sitting at the end of the exit in Topeka.
Nobody's here. R.

Speaker 6 (01:17:36):
Then you think you beat it, and then three months
ago by and then it was violator.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
That's because it's not staffed.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Everyone has changed.

Speaker 8 (01:17:46):
Should no, only locals should, because if you're not from
that area, you don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Yeah, right, So you're looking at your old school map like, oh,
this is my exit and there's just a basket.

Speaker 7 (01:17:57):
I didn't know what to do. I scared. I thought
Lincoln Park was gonna come out of the busker somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Take me down on the highline by the way, Oh,
Craig's high Line.

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
Oh, Craig, Craig going, Hey, Craig.

Speaker 12 (01:18:11):
Hey, what's happening?

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
Craig?

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
You got a beating tah?

Speaker 12 (01:18:18):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Girls?

Speaker 7 (01:18:19):
Okay? Bang?

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Three girls?

Speaker 12 (01:18:22):
All right, So give me the short, the long and
short of.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
What Oh so well, I mean, let's just put it
this way. We played the story for a Big Jay Okerson.
You can hear it in the replay that's about to
begin in a few minutes here and and Big Jay
decided that he wants to stop the tape instead of
just letting the whole story play through, and he started
stopping the tape about twenty seconds into the story.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Stop the tape became a chance.

Speaker 7 (01:18:47):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
His story is a little different than yours.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Okay, but it still you banging three girls. He looked
out for you in the end after he beat the
ship out, I reminded it with well, but he did
bang three girls, and.

Speaker 7 (01:19:00):
I kept saying, this is back.

Speaker 6 (01:19:01):
He said, he breakfast it all with you were partying
crazy at your worst insane drug drinking party.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
You know what.

Speaker 7 (01:19:10):
I'm there might be some holes in the story.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Was real sweet if.

Speaker 7 (01:19:16):
Two things.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Two things.

Speaker 12 (01:19:18):
Number one, I don't blame anyone for hearing that story
and going get the fuck out of here. But I
don't blame anyone because it was an insane night. And
yes I was really fucked up. But Jay was pissed.

Speaker 7 (01:19:32):
He was yeah, yeah, he was that. He didn't vary
from that core.

Speaker 12 (01:19:38):
His mom was watching his baby, so he had to
tell his mom. I got to hang out the police
department for a few hours because my friend Craig hooked
up with these girls and he had sacked in the
car with all the baby toys and everything. So he
was He was pissed.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
But I.

Speaker 12 (01:19:54):
Never wanted I never wanted to tell the story like
we told comedian friends of mine, and Jay was tell
me Jay's a huge fan of the Howard Stern Show,
and for years he would say, dude, why don't me
and you tell the story on the Howard Stern Show.
And I'd say, Jay, I'm afraid of those women that
I hooked up with and all their husbands. I had
no idea they were married, So I'm afraid of those

(01:20:18):
people finding me. Jay runs into Gary Delabat, tells them
the story anyway, and my next appearance on the Howard
Stern Show, which you can find, he says, Hey, I
met a comedian who said he hates you and because

(01:20:41):
you fucked a bunch of girls in his car. And
I was like, wait, wait, wait, that's not exactly I'll
tell exactly how it happened. And I got thrown in,
I got motherfucked on that, and I had to tell
the story on the air. So I tell the story.
Gary Delabate walks in and says, on the air, I
gotta say one thing about this big jag or he
didn't say the name. You never said the name of

(01:21:02):
the comedian. He said, uh, what that guy said, and
what Craig Craig just said, It's almost word for word
the exact same story.

Speaker 8 (01:21:12):
Well, you know, we can't trust Gary was a guy.

Speaker 12 (01:21:17):
Gary was trying to sucker punch me on the air,
and he said, I just met this comedian who said
that he was pissy because he did all these things.
And he walks in and says, it's the exact same
story that the other guy said.

Speaker 8 (01:21:29):
Right, all right, it ain't the same story now, boy,
they had a different version, but it was still like
some of this stuff that's the same.

Speaker 10 (01:21:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
The three girls in a call with you was the same.
Listen as long as you bank girls everything. He is
good with me.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
I think he verified. The only thing he verified was
that they were girls.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Yeah. He didn't say they were hot.

Speaker 8 (01:21:47):
He said they were like, uh, they were a Camden girls.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
Our music's playing, Craig, we gotta go and we got
to get plugged in.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
We'll see you soon.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Fast. Yes.

Speaker 8 (01:22:01):
Patreon dot com, slash race Walz check out all the episodes.
We got a new one two new episodes this week.

Speaker 6 (01:22:05):
Come to the Village on the Ground on April tenth,
and come see me and Kathleen Madigan and Illinois on
April seventh, eighth, and ninth.

Speaker 7 (01:22:12):
Right before that, No, six seven eight, sorry six seven.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
Eight, car Greg Craig Gass Bang three girls.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
I can't wait. The fucking Obie's Car.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
All right, listen, we're taking a week off starting tomorrow,
so we'll be back on the radio next Thursday Live.
I want to thanks to Rod, Victim, Carl. This is
a fucking great combination. Thank you everybody that's been listening
to the new show.

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
So far, so good.

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.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}Big Jay Oakerson HILARIOUSLY Sets Record Straight - Best and Last Year of Radio