August 14, 2025 • 45 mins
Join Opie and Ron the Waiter for a wild ride on this episode of the Opie Radio podcast! The duo dives into Opie's summer weight loss journey, the controversial removal of age restrictions for ICE agents, and the surprising news of Dean Cain joining the force at 59. They also riff on Taylor Swift's pop star dominance, the Kelce brothers' podcast success sparking Opie's envy, and the epic announcement of Led Zeppelin's Legacy Tour. Plus, nostalgic tales of Robert Plant encounters, Aerosmith's potential comeback, and a heated debate about comedy legends like Patrice O'Neal and Kevin Hart. With Opie's SiriusXM past resurfacing and Ron's upcoming comedy show plugs, this episode is packed with laughs, rants, and rock 'n' roll! Tune in for a dose of unfiltered banter and a tease for what's next.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I can explain ghosts.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hold on, so let me get back to what I
gotta say.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Holy ship, you don't want me to explain ghosts.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
But you told me what what do you mean explained ghost?
What does that mean? Are you slazy?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
You go first? Forget it? You go first, forget it?
Explain ghost first, ghost? No, I don't feel like doing
it now.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh you're such a little baby.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah, I'll show you how much of a baby I am.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You know what I guess right nowadays, I'm armed on
top of it.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
So come on over and I'll show you what kind
of a baby I am.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
What do you mean you're armed?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I got arms? I got arms.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Now hold on, I want to say something. It does
look like you took off a few lbs. You look
at little because it sure looks a little loose on you.
You look a little thinner here.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
They don't got that.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You don't got this. I don't got this anymore.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
My goal is to lose ten pounds this summer. I
have hit my goal, yeah, but then I don't hit
my goal. I weigh myself every morning and I'm like, oh,
I hit my goal, and then the next day, oh,
I didn't hit my goal.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I'm fluctuating right around.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
You had to do it on the week. You can
go up. You can go five pounds up and down
in a day. It could be water.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, I understand that, but go ahead, say what you
have to do.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So the big beautiful bill that was just passed.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Made Homelands, Oh, made ICE or Homeland Security the most
funded police agency in the history, right right. And one
of the reasons they wanted to fund it like that
is because the numbers aren't good, Like they're not arresting
enough people. Right, So, now what do they just do.
They've essentially took off the age requirements to join ICE.
(01:48):
So now it's you can be eighteen years old and
there's no age restriction.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You can be is like, there's no cutoff sixty five seven.
You can be as old as you want.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
So now they want to hire like ten thousand ICE agents. Yeah,
and guess who just signed up? Who is fifty nine
years old?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You know who it is.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm gonna I think it's a superhero. I'm gonna go
with a superhero.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, he's fifty nine years old.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Older superhero.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I'm gonna go with uh Dean kine As.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
What a fucking dude, this guy, this guy turned to
be a fucking whack job.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You're totaling me at fifty nine years old.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You want to you you want to go through training,
you want to and you want to go on ice,
and you want to.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Go arrest people in fucking Walmart.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
And holding depot Like seriously, that's what Superman is gonna do,
arresting mothers.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
And you know, and you know.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I love it, all right, listen to me. I praised
Trump earlier. I kind of praised Trump for the ice
stuff too, But but.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, some of these people just leave them the fuck alone.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Stop with the whole depot thing, stop with the You know,
my seven eleven now doesn't have people outside hoping for
day work. And you might think to yourself, well, thank god,
they're an eye sore. They're not bothering anybody. They're on
the side of the seven eleven. And I'm not gonna
lie to you, bro. You can't find people that do
the type of jobs these people are willing to fucking do.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I don't want to see Superman arresting Loope because she's
going to clean somebody's house.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Give me a fucking break.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
There are plenty of people in America that needs that
need to go that.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I couldn't agree more sure.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Uh I almost said I would be the first to
say that. By the way, warning, if anyone hits you
with I'll be the first to say this or that,
run away, run away, that's that's a sign that you're
gonna get it talking to I'll be the first to say, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But then the butt is coming, Oh, run away.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
But my point is there's plenty of really bad people
in America that don't belong here, and they're here illegally. Yes,
let's focus on that, of course, but there's a ton
of people. Dude, we can't we can't find people that
clean our houses out here anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's really starting to affect people financially.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I'm walking around I gotta I gotta walk around my
own house with shoes on because I don't like the
feel of sand that's on the wood floors. And of
course we're trying to keep the place clean, but we
used to have cleaning ladies that were coming.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Sometimes the way you talk, you feel like you're on
like a throne and people are carrying you and someone's
like stanning you with a giant.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Grape leaf or a palm leaf and someone's feeding the
grapes run I'm playing major league ball. You're like, you're like,
you're liking single a ball, do you wander?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Stan?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I do this on purpose, and I don't mean it.
I'm showing, Oh, okay, all right, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I don't know. This is wight.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I think you're being serious. I told I told.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
People, you know, as soon as you understand that a
lot of the stuff I tweet, I'm just doing it
to trigger you.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
It just makes it way more fun. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
But the Ice thing, Yeah, the Dan Kane, you know,
he's he's a guy that Hollywood said, yeah, we're done
with you, no thanks. He can't get any real work,
so now he now he's he wants to stay in
the public eye. So he's a guy that goes, hey,
I'll get some headlines by joining Ice.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Do you know who else?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You know, you know who else is kind of like
him who can't get any work anymore. And it became
a big like Psycho Trump is a Ian Zerring remember
him from like not he he did the Shark NADOs,
but I think he was originally from nine oh two
to one oh the.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Blonde dude from nine two one. Oh yeah, I kind
of remember him.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, he turned into another like sort of psycho Dean
Kane blah blah, but he dude. By the way, those
shot Nata moves are actually really funny, right all right?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh yeah, I know we enjoyed the hell out of them.
I like them a lot.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
So anyway, let's wrap up with something cool. I know
you're a big I know you're a big I know
you're a big Taylor Swift fan. So you must be
very excited, right, you know, if you look at her stats,
she's just blowing everybody away.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
She's she may be the greatest pops.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
How Ever, like they they on the news earlier because
she announced her new album, Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
No, I'm just Bob Lord said he's gotta go. I
love the Bob Lord.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I like to acknowledge the people that have been with
me for a long time, and I've been very, very supportive,
and they don't come in here to try so hard
with the dumb hate.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And Bob Lord is one of the good guys.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
So he says, gotta go get some army helicopters in
the air for the greatest country in the world, peace
out all scouts, and it.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Sounds like and it sounds like his last name is appropriate.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Lord Bob, Lord rules. All right, go ahead. What was
I saying?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I don't know, Ryan, I don't know. I'm just trying
to get to an hour and then all right.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Now I'm saying, hold on, hold on, wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Now, So you know how Ozzie had Oh is it talking?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
We were talking. Sorry, maybe it'll help a little bit.
Tayl her swift and how she's the greatest.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I'm doing the whole music thing right right.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
By the way.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Her stat's like she's got number one sales, number one albums,
blah blah blah. Her last by the way, so this
is her twelfth album, but the album before I got
like a.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Billion fucking views. She's and they're saying, she's like a master.
She's just a master of the media.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Anyways, she's got everything. She's got everything but an ass.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
It's okay, it's okay. She got it's around, it's okay.
And she announced it on her boyfriend's podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh dude, you know what, Ron, Ron, don't go there, Ron.
I was with you. I was with you.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I was starting to think, maybe I invite this guy
out to my beach before the end of summer.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
But you just brought up to Kelsey Brothers. What do
you mean?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I am infuriated by the Kelsey Brothers.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Oh I used to be a big star, Ron, Do
you understand how big of a star I was?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And then the world decided, Oh, that's easy, let's all
do what he does. They don't know a podcast. Jealous
of the Brothers, of course I am.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
When people go, you're just jealous when I talk about
Howard and stuff, Yeah, I'm jealous.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Of course I am. What are you an idiot? Of
course I am.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
But the fact is all these people that think they
could do what I do and podcast drive me nuts.
And I said this yesterday. It would be like me
suiting up and going into the NFL. But hope you
never played football. Well, these guys never fucking took a
broadcasting class. They don't know what the fuck they're doing.
It would be like me suiting up for an NFL game.
(09:14):
It drives me nuts. And they were the number one
podcast because that stupid fucking two by four went on
their podcast to announce she has a new album and
who do I get? Ron the waiter who.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I thought was eaten by a shark two days ago.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
First of all, the one of the reasons that Key
was successful because they're they're good at it.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
No no, no, no, no really no no, no, you've watched it.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I've seen a couple of clips. I'm not gonna lie
to you. I'm not gonna lie on you. But let
me tell you what's going on with the Kelsey brothers.
They don't wash your feet.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
The chubby one, right, who actually has the personality, but.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
He's Sin from the Eagles.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
But he's chubby, but he has the personality you had
to kind of like marry a regular girl that's kind
of hot, kind of.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Super hot, dude, she's kind of god.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
And then you got the dummy, the dumb one that
looks like a GQ model and and and could pull
off a stupid mustache.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
He gets the big pop star. He stinks he's a
bor Ron.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
You know what, if you ever like watch him an
interviews like he's actually.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
They they're really intelligent guys. And obviously, well.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Why don't you try to get on their podcast?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Okay, they'll probably pay me.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's funny.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Ron, we made seven dollars today. You want fifty.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I want to end.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I want to end with this. So remember how we
were talking. What was the name of the Assie back
to the beginning? Was that the name of the last
Ousie show in Birming, Birmingham?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
It was like back to the beginning, right.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, yeah, something like that where they were.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
So dy before.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Do you remember all the fucking stars that were there,
Steven Tyler saying there right, yeah, wasn't Robert Robert Plant
was there, wasn't he?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Right?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Uh? James Hatfield or half to whatever his fucking last
name is, all the major stars. Because of that, because
of that fucking concert, Zeppelin's going back on tour. You
know that they're fucking They have officially announced. But so
(11:32):
they have officially announced. It's called led Zeppelin Legacy Tour
twenty twenty five and they open up on June tenth
at La Sofi Stadium. Who's drumming, Dad, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'm a huge I thought the kid did it. I
thought Bonham's kid was the drummer.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
He was for a while.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Well he's going to get looked out or something.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I don't I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
For small Zeppelin hasn't really done anything as a band
uh a on a regular basis in a really really
long time.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Two thousand and seven was the last time they went
on tour, so it's like fucking twenty years ago.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Let me save you the thousand dollars a ticket. It's
probably gonna be one thousand dollars a ticket. This is
what you're gonna I know, this gonna hear.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
This is what you're gonna hear. It's been a long time.
It's been a long time. Been a long time.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Time.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I can't hit any fucking notes anymore, is my points?
Hold on, I gotta polish up. That been a little
a little bit. I'll get there.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I have a question, you ever seen them? You ever
seen them live?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, I gotta I got
a sideways answer to that. So when Led Zeppelin broke up,
Jimmy Page is like a hell no, man, I'm gonna
still do some ship. So Jimmy Page uh toured with
all sorts of different like bands and stuff, but he
can't sit. So we always had a singer that looked
(13:01):
just like Robert Plant and can hit the notes. And
then there was a rumor that Jimmy Page was so
fed up.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
This is a rumor.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I don't know how true this is, that they would
kind of turn down his volume and they had a
guy playing the lead off stage.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I don't know how true that is, but I heard
that back in the day. And then so I saw
Jimmy Page in Rochester a couple times. It was all right.
And then my Robert Plants story. I love it to
this day.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
I love it to this fucking day. I was down
in Washington. We had to go down there for EXAM
like once every couple of weeks. Yeah, we were down
in DC at the XM studio.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
It was an awesome place. They had a chef, It
was such a great place to be creative. I loved it.
Stupid serious.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
As soon as they took over ExM, they crushed them
and got rid of all this really cool stuff that XM.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Brought to the party. But down there and Robert Plant
was there for the day, and they were his band
at the time.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
I forgot the name of the band. Shit, it doesn't matter. Uh,
they were rehearsing. They were gonna do something for XM
for a few listeners, and me and Jim Norton. This
is a true story, and I don't think there was
anyone else. We saw Robert Plant in a studio practicing
with his new band they were gonna perform, and I
(14:21):
asked one of the guys down there, like, hey, can
we go in there and check it out? And the
guy goes, yeah, I see no reason why.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
You can't, you know, So me and Jim Norton walked
into the studio. We sat in chairs like this.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Robert Plants fucking tight jeans were as this close to
my fucking face as he's.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Rehearsing for whatever he was gonna do for except private.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
We had a private showing of Robert Plant's new well
showing of everything of Robert Plant, and we got to
hang out for two or three songs. Then they stopped
because I think those were the songs they were gonna do,
And then then we're leaving, and I wanted a picture
with Robert Plant so fucking but I was a little shy.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Sometimes I got a little starstruck. Ray Liota fucking made
me maybe just lose my mind. I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
There's something about Ray Liota and his eyes. At the time,
I got lost in his eyes and I fucking paddicked
in front of the guy and shut down.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
To the point Ray Liota. During uh an appearance on Opien,
Anthony goes, is that guy sick?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Because I couldn't really couldn't, right, I couldn't talk.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
This only happened very love, but it wasn't. I was
in love. I was so intimidated. Goodfellas, Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
No.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
He was a massive star.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
And the same thing was sort of happening with Robert
Plant because it goes back to when I was a
literal kid and uh and I was like, fuck, I'm
not gonna get the picture, and Jim Norton's like, come here,
and he literally pulled me next to Robert Plant.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And uh and I got my picture with Robert Plant.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
You still have it.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I gotta find it. It's in store.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
So much of my stuff that would be kind of
cool to show people is in storage. I gotta get
up to the storage unit.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
But hold on, I have a question.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
So after he left Zeppelin, like, did he have a name.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
For the band? I know he did a lot of
solo albums, what did did he Was there a name
to the band?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Honestly, yes, I don't remember. Well, his biggest band.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
After UH Love one of his big hits.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yes, let me get into it. He it's kind of
what I'm doing, you know.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
P and Anthony was led Zeppelin right and now, I'm
in the honey Drippers stage.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
His band was called the honey Drippers. I'm doing my
honey Dripper stage right now. And yes, they had Sea
of Love.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Yeah, D had a song called I'm in the Mood
for a Melody, which to this day, I'm in the melody.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in the
mood for a melody. I'm in the mood. And then
he had a huge run with that broad Krause what
was her name.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
I didn't get into their stuff, but they had huge success,
like a duet, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
God, Robert Plan and uh, don't make me look it up.
Does anyone have it? No, Robert Plan and Krause or
what I mean, look.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
What a German? What the.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Robert Plan and Alison Krause. I don't know. They had
a massive run though. People loved those two together for
a long long time.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
What was one of the hits they had?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I really don't know, and I I and I know
my music.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
I just I kind of tapped out I wasn't into it,
so but then Robert Plant, and then Robert Plant had
Oh my god, he.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Had a song. Oh shit, he had a song.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
And I think at this point he was just calling
himself Robert Plant after the Honey Drippers. Oh what the
hell is the name of Blonde Cool Cool One? I
think it's Robert Playing had a song called long Cool One.
Oh okay, And what's so cool about this song? He uh,
he samples a whole bunch of U Zeppelin rips. It's
(18:14):
like that, there's like a I don't remember exactly, like
a fifteen to twenty second part of the song where
it's all just Zeppelin rips.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
And I think this song was called Long Cool One.
It's a great song.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I feel like Zeppelin. I mean, what are they there?
How about the by the way seventies? How old was
Robert Playing?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Oh god, yeah, like close to eighty, dude. They came
out right when the Beatles were basically breaking up. So
I mean, that's like a million.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Years, bro.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
My point is they were the new Yardbirds by nineteen
sixty nine. I want to say, but I would like
Robert seventies. I wouldn't say late, but I would say
maybe like seventy five.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Let me look it up.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
So the point I'm making is, even at that age.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Seventy, how much seventy it's gonna be. He's gonna be
seventy seven, like literally in a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
All right.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
So they're gonna go on tour when he's seventy seven
years old, and he's still gonna sound fucking amazing.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
He's gonna sound better than Axl Rose. He's gonna sound
better than Vince Neil.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Oh did you see the Vince Neil fucking video?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Which one does you name it? There's a fucking somebody.
He's just he's just he's just making sounds, saying lyrics.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I had him on the show a few times over
the years. It made me sad what he's looking like.
He looks like he doesn't know where he is. So
let me let me ask you this. Like it just
looks like drinking.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
He's like a Frankie Valley situation.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
He looks like he's just drinking really heavy.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
He's all horrible. Man.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, it's probably pills too.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Looks like I don't know, we don't know that round,
we don't know that.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
But there's videos of him fronting Motley Crue and he's
not saying the words.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
He's Wow.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
That went viral the other day it was girls, girls, girls,
I think yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
And then there's another video of Corey Feldman literally on
stage at a concert doing exactly what Vince Neil was doing. Well, really,
you know the Michael Jackson want to be so hold on,
so let me finish, says so because of the Ausie thing,
Oh right right, sorry, that one is now going on tour.
(20:25):
And now guess who else I just saw the interview.
Guess who else is now gonna get back together?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I swear to you, I did not see this. I
know the answer and I and I did not see
the story. It's gotta be Aerosmith.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yes, it has to be.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah. So apparently Steven Tyler is saying that.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
He goes, yeah, Joe and I are talking, and so, yeah,
we're gonna make something happen.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
We're gonna make something happen. Joe and I have been talking.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
I thought he couldn't sing anymore, going on to baby,
it's a miracle.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
We have to go. We have to go. Yeah. Well,
first of all, Stephen, by the way, I'll take you.
You know, I get Steve and I are close.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Once I bring up, once I bring up my ex
girlfriend who he wanted a bang, he knows who, he
knows who Mana is.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I'll get it backstage. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I will bet you.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
I know you're strapped these days, so I'll bet you
ten cents that we both walk up to Steven Tyler
and he and he knows me over you. I will
bet you ten cents. I and I'll throw it, and
I'll throw in a new mattress.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Opie, God is my witness.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
If you and I are in front of Steven Tyler
and I bring up Mina Freeman and Sierra Tucson and
the rehab and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
He will fucking go, oh my god, I miss her,
and he'll give me a big hug.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
No, dude.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
He was from the Boston area, and there was a
time he and Anthony rocking from the Hampshire. We were
pretty much the Yeah, that's true. We were pretty much
the biggest celebrities in Boston, believe or not. So all
I would have to say is Opie and Anthony.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Like that.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Let me see how big of an Stephen Tyler Faniel,
What is Stephen Tyler's by the way, he's Italian.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
What is his real last name?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I don't know. I never said it was a big Stephen.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Tyler better be and I a close listen he's in.
I'll do a podcast with him.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
I love I love a bunch of Arrissmith songs. But
you know, his biggest hit he didn't even fucking write.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I hate that which one the poppy ship, the one
from Armageddon?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I hate that ship over the song the.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
Horrible It's a long song, right and yeah, then like
guitar on that and go, oh, this is not our
this is not our fucking band, dude.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
In the nineties they got like, do you know who?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Do you know who wrote that song? No, the hit
maker Quincy Jones, not Quincy by the way. The song
is yes, don't want to miss a thing, Don't want
to miss a thing. That's not that's not an Arrowsmith song.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
They sang it, dude, that's like a that's like a
boy's band lyric.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
It's a massive hit for Arrowsmith and Joe Perry hates
it because it has nothing to do with them or
the band and he has to sit there and play
goofy guitar on it. The fact is it was written
by a lady who's a bit on the spectrum. I
think that had a million hits. The same person that
wrote don't want to miss a Thing also wrote, if
(23:34):
I turn back up, dude.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
That's my share? What do you think I'm working on it?
If I burn.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Honestly, honestly, it's like, are you what do you squeeze
your test to do that like a bird?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Now we need to do it awake and you gotta
do the You gotta do the lip thing a little,
you gotta you.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Don't have the answer to this, to the what to
my question? The same lady wrote don't want to miss
the thing?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
And first the books something like you're making fun of
your ted people when he's I can't that word.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, don't say that. Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I'm sorry you toobe I. I I try to keep
this guy with within the lines. Don't say that, rod
hold on.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
The woman who wrote it is is she uh? Is
she white or black?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
She's white?
Speaker 4 (24:31):
She has she has so many freaking hits that you
have no idea about Tony Braxon's biggest song. This lady wrote,
I'm trying to remember all the other songs she wrote.
It's it's insane how many songs she has written, Dolly Parton,
It's a It's a lady called Diane Warren.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
This new documentary that just hit that I watched the other.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Day actually, and it was pretty freaking good because she
comes from a family and van nice out there in
Los Angeles. It's it's a story that a lot of
creative people can relate to. The father very supportive, the mom.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Was like, why watch it?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
It be a school teacher, even though her daughter is
walking around twenty four hours a day with a goddamn guitar.
And then she would go into a shed in this horrible,
tiny backyard and practice, and she became one of the
most prolific songwriters of our time.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Did she sing as well?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
She that's the problem.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Her voice sucks. I don't think her. I don't think
she's ever been on a record. All Right, you know
what it's worth.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
It's worth it for the people.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I want to see what she looks like. She's all right.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
You know, if you put enough makeup on a you
know what, you could you could get something done. It's
this lady. It's this lady. Where am I it's this lady.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Dude, that's just Zoe Maxwell.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I know she looks like No, that's she looks like Giselle,
and she also looks like Peter Gabriel.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
All right, let me look at the songs.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Uh me, she's the female version of Bob Baccarat.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Dude, she crushes him right for.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
A million hits? What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
She crushes him?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Really?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
How do I live? That was Taylor Dane, I believe right,
hold on, hold on, how do I live?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No, Celene Dion, Celene Dion.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Okay, all right, here's her hits. I don't want to
miss a thang by Arrowsmith. If I could turn back
time boom, nothing's gonna stop us now?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Who say that? Ah?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I forgot?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
That sounds like one of those hair hair metal ship.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Uh nothing stop us now? Yeah, okay, I just picked
my nose. Sorry because you loved me. I don't know
that one.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Uh on Break my Heart.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
By Tony Braxon. So Tony Braxon, she just sang a
great song. She had nothing to do with it. I
hate when these people just sing a great song. I
had nothing to do with it. Till it happens to you,
love will lead you back? Have you ever?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
How can we?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
How can we be lovers? There you'll be when I
see you smile? See it's going.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh you know the song I've Rhythm of the Night Gloria,
she wrote that. How about how about this one?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Ron?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Oh? Sorry, sorry, but I was kidding.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I'm saying, can you punch up Bob bacarat?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
He has as many? No? No?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
What am I your producer?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Well you got a phone? You you do what I'm doing?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
You one phone. I don't have another phone. Oh I see,
I live in a basement with wood paneling.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I forgot.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
You know this little band called Millie Vanilli not only
did they lip sync, they didn't write their own songs.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
And their biggest hit Blame It on the Rain.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, yeah, blame on the rain.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Dude that was there.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
That was a massive fucking head. Flame it on the Rain.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Then a Mariah Carey song. Uh, it just goes on
and on. Unfortunately it's not in a good order because.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
She had you remember the I remember the controversy with
the song It's.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Raining men hallelujah.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
So the woman who actually the woman who actually sang
it is a big black woman. But on the video,
it's it's another artist. Remember it's lipstick in it that.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
You want to you want to hear my impression? You
want to hear my impression of the one of the
weather girls.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, go ahead, Hi, we you weather girls and news
for you.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
How's that?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
It sounds like Anthony.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Anthony, who I don't know?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
You know, you know, I've gotten I don't want to
be around Anthony so so much that I literally have
uh gotten all Anthony's out of my life.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I had, I really really liked, but I'm like, it's
your name, though, I.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Say one thing.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
So this weekend I run into a couple and they're like, oh.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Oh hey, you're on the way to do the Opie
Show blah blah blah, and they boy, they wanted to
talk about Howard Stern and they and boy, they were
huge dude. They they're by the way, they're huge Opie fans.
Like I was like, where are you coming from? Well,
I was like where where the fuck? I was like,
you don't get too many of them, Opie. They knew
(29:53):
more about you and which go like all the details
than I ever do. Like he was giving me all
the details about how you and like he gave me
real intricate details about how you and Howard hated each
other and you were going at it and how Howard
got you fired. I'm like, oh, I literally said, dude,
you're like a real fan, and he's like, dude, I
love Oh. He's like, dude, I love Opie. And then
(30:14):
he went in and he's like yeah, and fucking Anthony
fucked things up for Opie. Like he's like, he was like,
fuck Anthony, I love Opie. I love you on the show.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
There you go, all right, you just gave me a lot. There,
Now you're gonna fuck up. Now you're gonna trigger the community.
Thanks Rod, thanks a lot. I wanted to enjoy my
last two weeks of summer out.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Here, but he just triggered the od A community. I
didn't start by hating Howard, by the way. I didn't.
I didn't at all.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
I started hating him because he couldn't fucking take the
joke when we were making fun of him. An he
would and he would play these games behind the scenes.
So when people say you're obsessed, yeah, I'm obsessed because
of the garbage he pulled when we were working for
the same fucking company. And uh, and then he would
shut down the place and no one was allowed to
even go to work until he got into a safe
(31:01):
a safe house. And now there's a rumor that he's
doing it to some other broad at Serious Exam, some
big name at Serious Exam. He's got a problem with
what's her name. I gotta get on that story.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
But we got to go today.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Maybe we could pick up with that tomorrow. You know,
I didn't start by hating him. I started despising the
guy because he turned into a huge hypocrite.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
He took everybody on except OPI and Anthony. He took
us on behind the scenes. Yeah, fact, yeah, this guy.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Was like he's like, dude, I'm so fucking happy Howard, like,
you know, didn't get renewed. Fuck him, fuck what he
did to Opie. But I'm like, really, I'm like, holy shit, dude,
you're a bigger fan than I am.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Oh, dude.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
The only reason I don't continue working at Serious Exam because.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Obviously I got you go back now that Howard's not there.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Obviously I got.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
The talent that goes without saying the only reason the
only reason I'm not there is because Howard couldn't stand me.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Wait a minute, and then I kept poking and poking
and poking.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
That's your fault.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
No, I know that part's my fault. You learn what's
your fault and what's not. He couldn't take me, and
I should have backed the fuck off, but I did it.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, he's gone. Now are
you going back? Are we going back?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
OPI? He's gone.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
They need a replacement.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
This is it.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
This is it, Opie, This is it, this is this
is this is what you've been looking for.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
You wanted a second chance. Here it is, baby Ronnie.
Well he's wrong, though that didn't cross your fucking mind. Like, hey,
maybe maybe I to go back.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I got to figure out who I want to do
a show with.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
No, but I'm being real serious, Like when he got fired,
like and he's out of what is it? Serious? Infiddy?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
What what He's fired?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Howard's they renew it? By the way, renewing your contract
is another way of saying you got fired.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Howard is so full of crap and has been for
so many years.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
I wouldn't believe any of that stuff until I see
it for myself.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
But what what what was the network he was with?
What was it called serious?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
ExM.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Okay, So what I'm saying is he's gone from serious ExM.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
We don't know for sure he's gone.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Do you think did it cross your mind that maybe
this is an opportunity to get your foot back in
with serious excent Like that must have crossed your mind.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
You're only human, and I know you want another one
at a big success.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
I mean, if they want to pay me for all
the years that I had to sit out, if they
start with that, that'd be nice.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Well, maybe we change that attitude a little bit.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
No, I mean not changing that attitude. They try to
crush my career. So if you want to have to
give me all the pay like I was still working,
let's start where and then guy that he's now fired
and I'm going to bring in my own guy to
run the company, and then maybe I would go back.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Listen, we got the crew.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
It's you me, We got j Q, Jake, we got JQ,
we got we got Chris FERRETTI, we got.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Matt Wait who else? Who else do we got?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Scott?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Go ahead?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Who do you got?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
This is your thing? The way?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
All we need is meet me and you who we
need JAQ for color and I mean like color comentary.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
All right, I'm telling you're telling you.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
This is it. Baby. I'm gonna get myself a beach
house right beside you.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Oh my god, buddies, virgin buddies, beach worst nightmare. All right, Ron,
I'm gonna I'm gonna not hang up on you today
because I want you to get some good plugs and
for real.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
So it's Ron Berman on all the socials right.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Oh so yeah, So if you want to follow me
on Instagram, it's Ron Berman Comedy.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Quality and warmity.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Right.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
And I have a show Friday, August twenty second, eight
pm at the world famous Bohemian Big ad In starring
featuring Christy Miller, who just recently came off the road,
opening up for Andrew Dice, Clay Wady maguire.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Who opens up for Tony Rock.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
All right, Chris Rock.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
By the way, I don't know if you know this,
but like, do you know anything about Tony Rock, Chris
Rock's brother.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, man, he's been on the show.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
He's awesome, dude, He's fucking like. I didn't realize how
successful he is as a comic.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
So you want to know, you want to know? Wow
wow wow wow. And I run into Chris Well. Yeah,
I run into Chris Rock from time to time. Really yeah.
He had the locker about five down for me at
my jim he Uh.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
There was a time as kids or kid I guess,
or maybe a couple of kids went to the same
school as my kids. So during drop off, he'd be
across the street and I walk over and we'd have
some chats and what he he.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Instead of saying hi when he saw me coming, he
would go ope, we're still doing it. We're still doing it.
He's awesome. You know what, I'm not gonna say what
I was gonna say, because you know, I gotta I
gotta be better. I gotta be better.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
No, but port of all, now you have to say it.
Did you set it up like that? You can say it.
You can say it, you can say it nicely.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I'm gonna say it nicely. I'm gonna say it nicely.
Chris Rock.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
There are times I put Chris Rock on my top
five of all time. Some of the ship he did
was unbelievable. With that said, I think Tony Rock might
be a better stand up right now.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
For sure. Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Okay, Tony Rock's doing it like all right because he's
literally doing it.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Chris Rock ain't doing stand up.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
So Chris Chris Rock.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
It's still funny as fucked of course, but I feel
like he lost his fastball a little bit.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
He's not throwing one hundred miles an hour anymore. He's
around like, you're not doing it miles an hour. And
Tony maybe because Tony's hungry. I think I think he's a.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Big star right now. Right tours, he literally he does
it like every day. I gotta go hold on quickly.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Eddie Murphy, they kept they said, Eddie, Eddie, you know
he did raw, he did delirious, massive fucking hits. Eddie,
We want one more from you, give us another hour special.
And he literally said, that's a year in the making.
He's like, oh, it's so much hard work. He goes,
that's a year of me going in clubs polishing it.
And he goes, that's just that's a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
What I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
I understand the process in general, because I've been around
a ton of these guys. But somewhere like Eddie Murphy
like like, all right, even better, Oh my god, we
gotta go round.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
But this good stuff, Uh, let's go.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Do you want to go tomorrow morning. Ah god, no,
all right, I need a day off from you.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Oh my god, you're getting a little I need a
day off of you. Oh my god. One and done
is very good.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Believe me.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
All Right, maybe maybe you let me know because I'm
gonna I'm not gonna let you know.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Ron, am I doing tomorrow morning or not? Do I
need to Papaia?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
This is what I suggest. You give me a list
of things that you have on your mind and things
you want to talk about. I'll look at your list
and then I'll decide.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Oh the great like Caesar answer that you're giving me
the thumbs up the thumbs.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Down because I do show prep.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Now, Ron, I'm the one who does show prep.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I'm the what is the show?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Me?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Your show prep?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That's that's here's another show, here's another show. Oh damn. Yeah,
well look at mine.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Look at that, buddy, look at that. That's two fucking
pages right there.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
All right, Well, I gotta well, I got a half
eaten page.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yeah, it's like your fucking dog got into it.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Oh does it?
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Ryan?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
So I didn't say that my homework?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Did it?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Listen? Before I before I go, I want to because
I brought.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Up something good, so I didn't want to go with
it for a second.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
PATRISEA O'Neil would never say if someone said to him, uh,
we want you to do another special.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
But this is the difference. Patrise O'Neil would never say,
you know what that takes? I need a year.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
He would have a special ready within weeks. Really, he's
naturally funny a hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Really, So what happened to.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Eddie Murphy that he's not funny enough anymore that he
could figure out how to get a special out a
little quicker than a year.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Well, hold on.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
So, I don't know if you saw this, but there
was a documentary about Jerry Seinfeld like performing again and
and and and the conclusion of the documentary was he
headlined at the Beacon.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Dinner on the Upper West Side. Yeah, so that was
you dude, It was like ten months. It took a
nine to ten fucking The documentary is him writing the jokes.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
I don't know what happens to these people, because if.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
All right, I'm telling me, Patrice Kaneil can do that
in a couple of weeks. It's really hard'll be one.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
He's that gifted. He was one.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
I actually think Richard Price could probably do it too.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Like you want to know, my biggest uh uh takeaway
from the Opian Anthony show was there are comedians and
a lot of them that you know, and I'm not
going to mention names today.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Certainly go back in my archives and you can find it.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
There were a lot of guys that did Opian Anthony
that knew knew how to write a good set and
were hilarious, but weren't funny people at all.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
They were duds, so.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
They were technically technically they were polished comedians that they
knew how to write jokes.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Yeah, and some of these names you'd be shocked by
because they were hilarious. I'm not I can't today. I'm
trying to be better. Dude, I need to talk to
more than twelve people.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
So I I have a question. Is Steven Right the
same in real life? Yes?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
He was so fucking I don't even know. I don't
even know if he's funny, but he's talented. I'm not
even joking. And I don't even know. If he was
fascinating to be around.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
He was.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
He was fascinating and watching He's still tours and he
was the same exact guy. He came in and he
just wandered the studio.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Guy, you're live, and I think he enjoys making people
in the room very uncomfortable, which I love, by the.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Way, another Boston comic.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
But there are people that would come in and they'd
be duds on the radio, but then you go and
see them and they would they would make you laugh
so hard.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
You give me one example, please? Why don't can't just
give me one? You can do it, he shock chalk.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Not today one name.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
I like to leave the people wanting more. Ron Let's
let's like, I guess if I guess it, will you
tell me sure?
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Kevin Hart? Or is he naturally funny? Oh?
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Ronnie? Ronnie Babes, Ronnie Babes.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Yeah, maybe we should talk about that tomorrow, Ronnie Babes.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
I wasn't even thinking the Kevin for tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
Huh. To be fair, Kevin Hart only did our show
a couple of times. But you know what, there were
guys that were absolutely way better on the show than Kevin.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Hot dude.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Can I tell you that the ship they say about
Kevin Hart, especially from Kat Williams, is like this guy
sold his soul to the devil.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, he kind of did.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
He he's a very hard like he did some like
stuff that I don't know, I don't idea, but he uh,
he came up from a tough situation Philly and made
good and it works really really hard. But he did
sell his soul because like all those goofy fucking commercials,
it's like yode Man so apparently, and he doesn't need
(43:17):
the money. If you need the money, that's one thing.
He doesn't need the money. And he looks like a
fucking fool on all those commercials. He's supposed to be
a tough kid from a tough neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
At Billy.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Kat Williams says there's a couple of people who literally
almost like soul contracts to get where they wanted in success.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
And he talks about what's his name, the little guy,
Kevin Hart and Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Steve, oh god, Steve Hobby.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
He's like, Steve Harvey, did ship Man whatever you been
on your show?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
I don't remember. If we did, I would say no,
I guess all right, hold on, hold.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
On before we go, just let me finish with like
so Wavey McGuire, who's also feature who opens out Tony
Rocks just quickly.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
I was like, so what is that?
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Like? He goes, so, how does that work? And he goes, well,
we'll do like eight to ten shows. We'll do like
three cities. And he goes, every fucking place is sold out.
And at the end, I go, how do you get paid?
And he goes, at the last show, they throw you.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
A brown paper bag. And I'm like how much? And
he's like, I don't want to. I'm like, is it
like twenty thousand? And he went, it's more.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
They take care of you.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
And that's all I'm gonna say about it. I'm like, really,
so there's some serious money to be made, dude.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
All right, So what I'm about? Ready to start making
serious money again?
Speaker 4 (44:43):
I decided Yeah, because Howard's out, I decided it might
be time to make serious money again.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
By Ron, I gotta go maybe tomorrow. I'm very very
happy you weren't eaten by a shark. I gotta be honest, bye.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I make your job easy, buddy, Now.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
You don't im I make you look like a rock.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
All you have to do is back and just what
I'm saying, what about all the days I carry this
thing by myself?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Go screw Rod, I'll see you tomorrow.
I can explain ghosts.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hold on, so let me get back to what I
gotta say.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Holy ship, you don't want me to explain ghosts.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
But you told me what what do you mean explained ghost?
What does that mean? Are you slazy?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
You go first? Forget it? You go first, forget it?
Explain ghost first, ghost? No, I don't feel like doing
it now.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh you're such a little baby.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah, I'll show you how much of a baby I am.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You know what I guess right nowadays, I'm armed on
top of it.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
So come on over and I'll show you what kind
of a baby I am.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
What do you mean you're armed?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I got arms? I got arms.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Now hold on, I want to say something. It does
look like you took off a few lbs. You look
at little because it sure looks a little loose on you.
You look a little thinner here.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
They don't got that.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You don't got this. I don't got this anymore.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
My goal is to lose ten pounds this summer. I
have hit my goal, yeah, but then I don't hit
my goal. I weigh myself every morning and I'm like, oh,
I hit my goal, and then the next day, oh,
I didn't hit my goal.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I'm fluctuating right around.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
You had to do it on the week. You can
go up. You can go five pounds up and down
in a day. It could be water.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, I understand that, but go ahead, say what you
have to do.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So the big beautiful bill that was just passed.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Made Homelands, Oh, made ICE or Homeland Security the most
funded police agency in the history, right right. And one
of the reasons they wanted to fund it like that
is because the numbers aren't good, Like they're not arresting
enough people. Right, So, now what do they just do.
They've essentially took off the age requirements to join ICE.
(01:48):
So now it's you can be eighteen years old and
there's no age restriction.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You can be is like, there's no cutoff sixty five seven.
You can be as old as you want.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
So now they want to hire like ten thousand ICE agents. Yeah,
and guess who just signed up? Who is fifty nine
years old?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You know who it is.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm gonna I think it's a superhero. I'm gonna go
with a superhero.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, he's fifty nine years old.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Older superhero.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I'm gonna go with uh Dean kine As.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
What a fucking dude, this guy, this guy turned to
be a fucking whack job.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You're totaling me at fifty nine years old.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You want to you you want to go through training,
you want to and you want to go on ice,
and you want to.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Go arrest people in fucking Walmart.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
And holding depot Like seriously, that's what Superman is gonna do,
arresting mothers.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
And you know, and you know.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I love it, all right, listen to me. I praised
Trump earlier. I kind of praised Trump for the ice
stuff too, But but.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, some of these people just leave them the fuck alone.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Stop with the whole depot thing, stop with the You know,
my seven eleven now doesn't have people outside hoping for
day work. And you might think to yourself, well, thank god,
they're an eye sore. They're not bothering anybody. They're on
the side of the seven eleven. And I'm not gonna
lie to you, bro. You can't find people that do
the type of jobs these people are willing to fucking do.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I don't want to see Superman arresting Loope because she's
going to clean somebody's house.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Give me a fucking break.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
There are plenty of people in America that needs that
need to go that.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I couldn't agree more sure.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Uh I almost said I would be the first to
say that. By the way, warning, if anyone hits you
with I'll be the first to say this or that,
run away, run away, that's that's a sign that you're
gonna get it talking to I'll be the first to say, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But then the butt is coming, Oh, run away.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
But my point is there's plenty of really bad people
in America that don't belong here, and they're here illegally. Yes,
let's focus on that, of course, but there's a ton
of people. Dude, we can't we can't find people that
clean our houses out here anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's really starting to affect people financially.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I'm walking around I gotta I gotta walk around my
own house with shoes on because I don't like the
feel of sand that's on the wood floors. And of
course we're trying to keep the place clean, but we
used to have cleaning ladies that were coming.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Sometimes the way you talk, you feel like you're on
like a throne and people are carrying you and someone's
like stanning you with a giant.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Grape leaf or a palm leaf and someone's feeding the
grapes run I'm playing major league ball. You're like, you're like,
you're liking single a ball, do you wander?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Stan?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I do this on purpose, and I don't mean it.
I'm showing, Oh, okay, all right, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I don't know. This is wight.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I think you're being serious. I told I told.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
People, you know, as soon as you understand that a
lot of the stuff I tweet, I'm just doing it
to trigger you.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
It just makes it way more fun. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
But the Ice thing, Yeah, the Dan Kane, you know,
he's he's a guy that Hollywood said, yeah, we're done
with you, no thanks. He can't get any real work,
so now he now he's he wants to stay in
the public eye. So he's a guy that goes, hey,
I'll get some headlines by joining Ice.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Do you know who else?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You know, you know who else is kind of like
him who can't get any work anymore. And it became
a big like Psycho Trump is a Ian Zerring remember
him from like not he he did the Shark NADOs,
but I think he was originally from nine oh two
to one oh the.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Blonde dude from nine two one. Oh yeah, I kind
of remember him.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, he turned into another like sort of psycho Dean
Kane blah blah, but he dude. By the way, those
shot Nata moves are actually really funny, right all right?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh yeah, I know we enjoyed the hell out of them.
I like them a lot.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
So anyway, let's wrap up with something cool. I know
you're a big I know you're a big I know
you're a big Taylor Swift fan. So you must be
very excited, right, you know, if you look at her stats,
she's just blowing everybody away.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
She's she may be the greatest pops.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
How Ever, like they they on the news earlier because
she announced her new album, Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
No, I'm just Bob Lord said he's gotta go. I
love the Bob Lord.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I like to acknowledge the people that have been with
me for a long time, and I've been very, very supportive,
and they don't come in here to try so hard
with the dumb hate.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And Bob Lord is one of the good guys.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
So he says, gotta go get some army helicopters in
the air for the greatest country in the world, peace
out all scouts, and it.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Sounds like and it sounds like his last name is appropriate.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Lord Bob, Lord rules. All right, go ahead. What was
I saying?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I don't know, Ryan, I don't know. I'm just trying
to get to an hour and then all right.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Now I'm saying, hold on, hold on, wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Now, So you know how Ozzie had Oh is it talking?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
We were talking. Sorry, maybe it'll help a little bit.
Tayl her swift and how she's the greatest.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I'm doing the whole music thing right right.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
By the way.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Her stat's like she's got number one sales, number one albums,
blah blah blah. Her last by the way, so this
is her twelfth album, but the album before I got
like a.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Billion fucking views. She's and they're saying, she's like a master.
She's just a master of the media.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Anyways, she's got everything. She's got everything but an ass.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
It's okay, it's okay. She got it's around, it's okay.
And she announced it on her boyfriend's podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh dude, you know what, Ron, Ron, don't go there, Ron.
I was with you. I was with you.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I was starting to think, maybe I invite this guy
out to my beach before the end of summer.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
But you just brought up to Kelsey Brothers. What do
you mean?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I am infuriated by the Kelsey Brothers.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Oh I used to be a big star, Ron, Do
you understand how big of a star I was?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And then the world decided, Oh, that's easy, let's all
do what he does. They don't know a podcast. Jealous
of the Brothers, of course I am.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
When people go, you're just jealous when I talk about
Howard and stuff, Yeah, I'm jealous.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Of course I am. What are you an idiot? Of
course I am.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
But the fact is all these people that think they
could do what I do and podcast drive me nuts.
And I said this yesterday. It would be like me
suiting up and going into the NFL. But hope you
never played football. Well, these guys never fucking took a
broadcasting class. They don't know what the fuck they're doing.
It would be like me suiting up for an NFL game.
(09:14):
It drives me nuts. And they were the number one
podcast because that stupid fucking two by four went on
their podcast to announce she has a new album and
who do I get? Ron the waiter who.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I thought was eaten by a shark two days ago.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
First of all, the one of the reasons that Key
was successful because they're they're good at it.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
No no, no, no, no really no no, no, you've watched it.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I've seen a couple of clips. I'm not gonna lie
to you. I'm not gonna lie on you. But let
me tell you what's going on with the Kelsey brothers.
They don't wash your feet.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
The chubby one, right, who actually has the personality, but.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
He's Sin from the Eagles.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
But he's chubby, but he has the personality you had
to kind of like marry a regular girl that's kind
of hot, kind of.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Super hot, dude, she's kind of god.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
And then you got the dummy, the dumb one that
looks like a GQ model and and and could pull
off a stupid mustache.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
He gets the big pop star. He stinks he's a
bor Ron.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
You know what, if you ever like watch him an
interviews like he's actually.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
They they're really intelligent guys. And obviously, well.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Why don't you try to get on their podcast?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Okay, they'll probably pay me.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's funny.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Ron, we made seven dollars today. You want fifty.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I want to end.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I want to end with this. So remember how we
were talking. What was the name of the Assie back
to the beginning? Was that the name of the last
Ousie show in Birming, Birmingham?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
It was like back to the beginning, right.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, yeah, something like that where they were.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
So dy before.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Do you remember all the fucking stars that were there,
Steven Tyler saying there right, yeah, wasn't Robert Robert Plant
was there, wasn't he?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Right?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Uh? James Hatfield or half to whatever his fucking last
name is, all the major stars. Because of that, because
of that fucking concert, Zeppelin's going back on tour. You
know that they're fucking They have officially announced. But so
(11:32):
they have officially announced. It's called led Zeppelin Legacy Tour
twenty twenty five and they open up on June tenth
at La Sofi Stadium. Who's drumming, Dad, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'm a huge I thought the kid did it. I
thought Bonham's kid was the drummer.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
He was for a while.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Well he's going to get looked out or something.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I don't I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
For small Zeppelin hasn't really done anything as a band
uh a on a regular basis in a really really
long time.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Two thousand and seven was the last time they went
on tour, so it's like fucking twenty years ago.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Let me save you the thousand dollars a ticket. It's
probably gonna be one thousand dollars a ticket. This is
what you're gonna I know, this gonna hear.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
This is what you're gonna hear. It's been a long time.
It's been a long time. Been a long time.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Time.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I can't hit any fucking notes anymore, is my points?
Hold on, I gotta polish up. That been a little
a little bit. I'll get there.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I have a question, you ever seen them? You ever
seen them live?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, I gotta I got
a sideways answer to that. So when Led Zeppelin broke up,
Jimmy Page is like a hell no, man, I'm gonna
still do some ship. So Jimmy Page uh toured with
all sorts of different like bands and stuff, but he
can't sit. So we always had a singer that looked
(13:01):
just like Robert Plant and can hit the notes. And
then there was a rumor that Jimmy Page was so
fed up.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
This is a rumor.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I don't know how true this is, that they would
kind of turn down his volume and they had a
guy playing the lead off stage.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I don't know how true that is, but I heard
that back in the day. And then so I saw
Jimmy Page in Rochester a couple times. It was all right.
And then my Robert Plants story. I love it to
this day.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
I love it to this fucking day. I was down
in Washington. We had to go down there for EXAM
like once every couple of weeks. Yeah, we were down
in DC at the XM studio.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
It was an awesome place. They had a chef, It
was such a great place to be creative. I loved it.
Stupid serious.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
As soon as they took over ExM, they crushed them
and got rid of all this really cool stuff that XM.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Brought to the party. But down there and Robert Plant
was there for the day, and they were his band
at the time.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
I forgot the name of the band. Shit, it doesn't matter. Uh,
they were rehearsing. They were gonna do something for XM
for a few listeners, and me and Jim Norton. This
is a true story, and I don't think there was
anyone else. We saw Robert Plant in a studio practicing
with his new band they were gonna perform, and I
(14:21):
asked one of the guys down there, like, hey, can
we go in there and check it out? And the
guy goes, yeah, I see no reason why.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
You can't, you know, So me and Jim Norton walked
into the studio. We sat in chairs like this.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Robert Plants fucking tight jeans were as this close to
my fucking face as he's.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Rehearsing for whatever he was gonna do for except private.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
We had a private showing of Robert Plant's new well
showing of everything of Robert Plant, and we got to
hang out for two or three songs. Then they stopped
because I think those were the songs they were gonna do,
And then then we're leaving, and I wanted a picture
with Robert Plant so fucking but I was a little shy.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Sometimes I got a little starstruck. Ray Liota fucking made
me maybe just lose my mind. I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
There's something about Ray Liota and his eyes. At the time,
I got lost in his eyes and I fucking paddicked
in front of the guy and shut down.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
To the point Ray Liota. During uh an appearance on Opien,
Anthony goes, is that guy sick?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Because I couldn't really couldn't, right, I couldn't talk.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
This only happened very love, but it wasn't. I was
in love. I was so intimidated. Goodfellas, Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
No.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
He was a massive star.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
And the same thing was sort of happening with Robert
Plant because it goes back to when I was a
literal kid and uh and I was like, fuck, I'm
not gonna get the picture, and Jim Norton's like, come here,
and he literally pulled me next to Robert Plant.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And uh and I got my picture with Robert Plant.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
You still have it.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I gotta find it. It's in store.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
So much of my stuff that would be kind of
cool to show people is in storage. I gotta get
up to the storage unit.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
But hold on, I have a question.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
So after he left Zeppelin, like, did he have a name.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
For the band? I know he did a lot of
solo albums, what did did he Was there a name
to the band?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Honestly, yes, I don't remember. Well, his biggest band.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
After UH Love one of his big hits.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yes, let me get into it. He it's kind of
what I'm doing, you know.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
P and Anthony was led Zeppelin right and now, I'm
in the honey Drippers stage.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
His band was called the honey Drippers. I'm doing my
honey Dripper stage right now. And yes, they had Sea
of Love.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Yeah, D had a song called I'm in the Mood
for a Melody, which to this day, I'm in the melody.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in the
mood for a melody. I'm in the mood. And then
he had a huge run with that broad Krause what
was her name.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
I didn't get into their stuff, but they had huge success,
like a duet, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
God, Robert Plan and uh, don't make me look it up.
Does anyone have it? No, Robert Plan and Krause or
what I mean, look.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
What a German? What the.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Robert Plan and Alison Krause. I don't know. They had
a massive run though. People loved those two together for
a long long time.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
What was one of the hits they had?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I really don't know, and I I and I know
my music.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
I just I kind of tapped out I wasn't into it,
so but then Robert Plant, and then Robert Plant had
Oh my god, he.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Had a song. Oh shit, he had a song.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
And I think at this point he was just calling
himself Robert Plant after the Honey Drippers. Oh what the
hell is the name of Blonde Cool Cool One? I
think it's Robert Playing had a song called long Cool One.
Oh okay, And what's so cool about this song? He uh,
he samples a whole bunch of U Zeppelin rips. It's
(18:14):
like that, there's like a I don't remember exactly, like
a fifteen to twenty second part of the song where
it's all just Zeppelin rips.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
And I think this song was called Long Cool One.
It's a great song.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I feel like Zeppelin. I mean, what are they there?
How about the by the way seventies? How old was
Robert Playing?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Oh god, yeah, like close to eighty, dude. They came
out right when the Beatles were basically breaking up. So
I mean, that's like a million.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Years, bro.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
My point is they were the new Yardbirds by nineteen
sixty nine. I want to say, but I would like
Robert seventies. I wouldn't say late, but I would say
maybe like seventy five.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Let me look it up.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
So the point I'm making is, even at that age.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Seventy, how much seventy it's gonna be. He's gonna be
seventy seven, like literally in a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
All right.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
So they're gonna go on tour when he's seventy seven
years old, and he's still gonna sound fucking amazing.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
He's gonna sound better than Axl Rose. He's gonna sound
better than Vince Neil.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Oh did you see the Vince Neil fucking video?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Which one does you name it? There's a fucking somebody.
He's just he's just he's just making sounds, saying lyrics.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I had him on the show a few times over
the years. It made me sad what he's looking like.
He looks like he doesn't know where he is. So
let me let me ask you this. Like it just
looks like drinking.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
He's like a Frankie Valley situation.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
He looks like he's just drinking really heavy.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
He's all horrible. Man.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, it's probably pills too.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Looks like I don't know, we don't know that round,
we don't know that.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
But there's videos of him fronting Motley Crue and he's
not saying the words.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
He's Wow.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
That went viral the other day it was girls, girls, girls,
I think yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
And then there's another video of Corey Feldman literally on
stage at a concert doing exactly what Vince Neil was doing. Well, really,
you know the Michael Jackson want to be so hold on,
so let me finish, says so because of the Ausie thing,
Oh right right, sorry, that one is now going on tour.
(20:25):
And now guess who else I just saw the interview.
Guess who else is now gonna get back together?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I swear to you, I did not see this. I
know the answer and I and I did not see
the story. It's gotta be Aerosmith.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yes, it has to be.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah. So apparently Steven Tyler is saying that.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
He goes, yeah, Joe and I are talking, and so, yeah,
we're gonna make something happen.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
We're gonna make something happen. Joe and I have been talking.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
I thought he couldn't sing anymore, going on to baby,
it's a miracle.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
We have to go. We have to go. Yeah. Well,
first of all, Stephen, by the way, I'll take you.
You know, I get Steve and I are close.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Once I bring up, once I bring up my ex
girlfriend who he wanted a bang, he knows who, he
knows who Mana is.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I'll get it backstage. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I will bet you.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
I know you're strapped these days, so I'll bet you
ten cents that we both walk up to Steven Tyler
and he and he knows me over you. I will
bet you ten cents. I and I'll throw it, and
I'll throw in a new mattress.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Opie, God is my witness.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
If you and I are in front of Steven Tyler
and I bring up Mina Freeman and Sierra Tucson and
the rehab and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
He will fucking go, oh my god, I miss her,
and he'll give me a big hug.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
No, dude.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
He was from the Boston area, and there was a
time he and Anthony rocking from the Hampshire. We were
pretty much the Yeah, that's true. We were pretty much
the biggest celebrities in Boston, believe or not. So all
I would have to say is Opie and Anthony.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Like that.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Let me see how big of an Stephen Tyler Faniel,
What is Stephen Tyler's by the way, he's Italian.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
What is his real last name?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I don't know. I never said it was a big Stephen.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Tyler better be and I a close listen he's in.
I'll do a podcast with him.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
I love I love a bunch of Arrissmith songs. But
you know, his biggest hit he didn't even fucking write.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I hate that which one the poppy ship, the one
from Armageddon?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I hate that ship over the song the.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
Horrible It's a long song, right and yeah, then like
guitar on that and go, oh, this is not our
this is not our fucking band, dude.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
In the nineties they got like, do you know who?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Do you know who wrote that song? No, the hit
maker Quincy Jones, not Quincy by the way. The song
is yes, don't want to miss a thing, Don't want
to miss a thing. That's not that's not an Arrowsmith song.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
They sang it, dude, that's like a that's like a
boy's band lyric.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
It's a massive hit for Arrowsmith and Joe Perry hates
it because it has nothing to do with them or
the band and he has to sit there and play
goofy guitar on it. The fact is it was written
by a lady who's a bit on the spectrum. I
think that had a million hits. The same person that
wrote don't want to miss a Thing also wrote, if
(23:34):
I turn back up, dude.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
That's my share? What do you think I'm working on it?
If I burn.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Honestly, honestly, it's like, are you what do you squeeze
your test to do that like a bird?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Now we need to do it awake and you gotta
do the You gotta do the lip thing a little,
you gotta you.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Don't have the answer to this, to the what to
my question? The same lady wrote don't want to miss
the thing?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
And first the books something like you're making fun of
your ted people when he's I can't that word.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, don't say that. Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I'm sorry you toobe I. I I try to keep
this guy with within the lines. Don't say that, rod
hold on.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
The woman who wrote it is is she uh? Is
she white or black?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
She's white?
Speaker 4 (24:31):
She has she has so many freaking hits that you
have no idea about Tony Braxon's biggest song. This lady wrote,
I'm trying to remember all the other songs she wrote.
It's it's insane how many songs she has written, Dolly Parton,
It's a It's a lady called Diane Warren.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
This new documentary that just hit that I watched the other.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Day actually, and it was pretty freaking good because she
comes from a family and van nice out there in
Los Angeles. It's it's a story that a lot of
creative people can relate to. The father very supportive, the mom.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Was like, why watch it?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
It be a school teacher, even though her daughter is
walking around twenty four hours a day with a goddamn guitar.
And then she would go into a shed in this horrible,
tiny backyard and practice, and she became one of the
most prolific songwriters of our time.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Did she sing as well?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
She that's the problem.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Her voice sucks. I don't think her. I don't think
she's ever been on a record. All Right, you know
what it's worth.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
It's worth it for the people.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I want to see what she looks like. She's all right.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
You know, if you put enough makeup on a you
know what, you could you could get something done. It's
this lady. It's this lady. Where am I it's this lady.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Dude, that's just Zoe Maxwell.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I know she looks like No, that's she looks like Giselle,
and she also looks like Peter Gabriel.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
All right, let me look at the songs.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Uh me, she's the female version of Bob Baccarat.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Dude, she crushes him right for.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
A million hits? What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
She crushes him?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Really?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
How do I live? That was Taylor Dane, I believe right,
hold on, hold on, how do I live?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No, Celene Dion, Celene Dion.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Okay, all right, here's her hits. I don't want to
miss a thang by Arrowsmith. If I could turn back
time boom, nothing's gonna stop us now?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Who say that? Ah?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I forgot?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
That sounds like one of those hair hair metal ship.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Uh nothing stop us now? Yeah, okay, I just picked
my nose. Sorry because you loved me. I don't know
that one.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Uh on Break my Heart.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
By Tony Braxon. So Tony Braxon, she just sang a
great song. She had nothing to do with it. I
hate when these people just sing a great song. I
had nothing to do with it. Till it happens to you,
love will lead you back? Have you ever?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
How can we?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
How can we be lovers? There you'll be when I
see you smile? See it's going.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh you know the song I've Rhythm of the Night Gloria,
she wrote that. How about how about this one?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Ron?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Oh? Sorry, sorry, but I was kidding.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I'm saying, can you punch up Bob bacarat?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
He has as many? No? No?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
What am I your producer?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Well you got a phone? You you do what I'm doing?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
You one phone. I don't have another phone. Oh I see,
I live in a basement with wood paneling.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I forgot.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
You know this little band called Millie Vanilli not only
did they lip sync, they didn't write their own songs.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
And their biggest hit Blame It on the Rain.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, yeah, blame on the rain.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Dude that was there.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
That was a massive fucking head. Flame it on the Rain.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Then a Mariah Carey song. Uh, it just goes on
and on. Unfortunately it's not in a good order because.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
She had you remember the I remember the controversy with
the song It's.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Raining men hallelujah.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
So the woman who actually the woman who actually sang
it is a big black woman. But on the video,
it's it's another artist. Remember it's lipstick in it that.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
You want to you want to hear my impression? You
want to hear my impression of the one of the
weather girls.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, go ahead, Hi, we you weather girls and news
for you.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
How's that?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
It sounds like Anthony.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Anthony, who I don't know?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
You know, you know, I've gotten I don't want to
be around Anthony so so much that I literally have
uh gotten all Anthony's out of my life.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I had, I really really liked, but I'm like, it's
your name, though, I.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Say one thing.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
So this weekend I run into a couple and they're like, oh.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Oh hey, you're on the way to do the Opie
Show blah blah blah, and they boy, they wanted to
talk about Howard Stern and they and boy, they were
huge dude. They they're by the way, they're huge Opie fans.
Like I was like, where are you coming from? Well,
I was like where where the fuck? I was like,
you don't get too many of them, Opie. They knew
(29:53):
more about you and which go like all the details
than I ever do. Like he was giving me all
the details about how you and like he gave me
real intricate details about how you and Howard hated each
other and you were going at it and how Howard
got you fired. I'm like, oh, I literally said, dude,
you're like a real fan, and he's like, dude, I
love Oh. He's like, dude, I love Opie. And then
(30:14):
he went in and he's like yeah, and fucking Anthony
fucked things up for Opie. Like he's like, he was like,
fuck Anthony, I love Opie. I love you on the show.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
There you go, all right, you just gave me a lot. There,
Now you're gonna fuck up. Now you're gonna trigger the community.
Thanks Rod, thanks a lot. I wanted to enjoy my
last two weeks of summer out.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Here, but he just triggered the od A community. I
didn't start by hating Howard, by the way. I didn't.
I didn't at all.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
I started hating him because he couldn't fucking take the
joke when we were making fun of him. An he
would and he would play these games behind the scenes.
So when people say you're obsessed, yeah, I'm obsessed because
of the garbage he pulled when we were working for
the same fucking company. And uh, and then he would
shut down the place and no one was allowed to
even go to work until he got into a safe
(31:01):
a safe house. And now there's a rumor that he's
doing it to some other broad at Serious Exam, some
big name at Serious Exam. He's got a problem with
what's her name. I gotta get on that story.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
But we got to go today.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Maybe we could pick up with that tomorrow. You know,
I didn't start by hating him. I started despising the
guy because he turned into a huge hypocrite.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
He took everybody on except OPI and Anthony. He took
us on behind the scenes. Yeah, fact, yeah, this guy.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Was like he's like, dude, I'm so fucking happy Howard, like,
you know, didn't get renewed. Fuck him, fuck what he
did to Opie. But I'm like, really, I'm like, holy shit, dude,
you're a bigger fan than I am.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Oh, dude.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
The only reason I don't continue working at Serious Exam because.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Obviously I got you go back now that Howard's not there.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Obviously I got.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
The talent that goes without saying the only reason the
only reason I'm not there is because Howard couldn't stand me.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Wait a minute, and then I kept poking and poking
and poking.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
That's your fault.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
No, I know that part's my fault. You learn what's
your fault and what's not. He couldn't take me, and
I should have backed the fuck off, but I did it.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, he's gone. Now are
you going back? Are we going back?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
OPI? He's gone.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
They need a replacement.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
This is it.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
This is it, Opie, This is it, this is this
is this is what you've been looking for.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
You wanted a second chance. Here it is, baby Ronnie.
Well he's wrong, though that didn't cross your fucking mind. Like, hey,
maybe maybe I to go back.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I got to figure out who I want to do
a show with.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
No, but I'm being real serious, Like when he got fired,
like and he's out of what is it? Serious? Infiddy?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
What what He's fired?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Howard's they renew it? By the way, renewing your contract
is another way of saying you got fired.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Howard is so full of crap and has been for
so many years.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
I wouldn't believe any of that stuff until I see
it for myself.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
But what what what was the network he was with?
What was it called serious?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
ExM.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Okay, So what I'm saying is he's gone from serious ExM.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
We don't know for sure he's gone.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Do you think did it cross your mind that maybe
this is an opportunity to get your foot back in
with serious excent Like that must have crossed your mind.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
You're only human, and I know you want another one
at a big success.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
I mean, if they want to pay me for all
the years that I had to sit out, if they
start with that, that'd be nice.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Well, maybe we change that attitude a little bit.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
No, I mean not changing that attitude. They try to
crush my career. So if you want to have to
give me all the pay like I was still working,
let's start where and then guy that he's now fired
and I'm going to bring in my own guy to
run the company, and then maybe I would go back.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Listen, we got the crew.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
It's you me, We got j Q, Jake, we got JQ,
we got we got Chris FERRETTI, we got.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Matt Wait who else? Who else do we got?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Scott?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Go ahead?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Who do you got?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
This is your thing? The way?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
All we need is meet me and you who we
need JAQ for color and I mean like color comentary.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
All right, I'm telling you're telling you.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
This is it. Baby. I'm gonna get myself a beach
house right beside you.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Oh my god, buddies, virgin buddies, beach worst nightmare. All right, Ron,
I'm gonna I'm gonna not hang up on you today
because I want you to get some good plugs and
for real.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
So it's Ron Berman on all the socials right.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Oh so yeah, So if you want to follow me
on Instagram, it's Ron Berman Comedy.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Quality and warmity.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Right.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
And I have a show Friday, August twenty second, eight
pm at the world famous Bohemian Big ad In starring
featuring Christy Miller, who just recently came off the road,
opening up for Andrew Dice, Clay Wady maguire.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Who opens up for Tony Rock.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
All right, Chris Rock.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
By the way, I don't know if you know this,
but like, do you know anything about Tony Rock, Chris
Rock's brother.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, man, he's been on the show.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
He's awesome, dude, He's fucking like. I didn't realize how
successful he is as a comic.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
So you want to know, you want to know? Wow
wow wow wow. And I run into Chris Well. Yeah,
I run into Chris Rock from time to time. Really yeah.
He had the locker about five down for me at
my jim he Uh.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
There was a time as kids or kid I guess,
or maybe a couple of kids went to the same
school as my kids. So during drop off, he'd be
across the street and I walk over and we'd have
some chats and what he he.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Instead of saying hi when he saw me coming, he
would go ope, we're still doing it. We're still doing it.
He's awesome. You know what, I'm not gonna say what
I was gonna say, because you know, I gotta I
gotta be better. I gotta be better.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
No, but port of all, now you have to say it.
Did you set it up like that? You can say it.
You can say it, you can say it nicely.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I'm gonna say it nicely. I'm gonna say it nicely.
Chris Rock.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
There are times I put Chris Rock on my top
five of all time. Some of the ship he did
was unbelievable. With that said, I think Tony Rock might
be a better stand up right now.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
For sure. Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Okay, Tony Rock's doing it like all right because he's
literally doing it.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Chris Rock ain't doing stand up.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
So Chris Chris Rock.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
It's still funny as fucked of course, but I feel
like he lost his fastball a little bit.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
He's not throwing one hundred miles an hour anymore. He's
around like, you're not doing it miles an hour. And
Tony maybe because Tony's hungry. I think I think he's a.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Big star right now. Right tours, he literally he does
it like every day. I gotta go hold on quickly.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Eddie Murphy, they kept they said, Eddie, Eddie, you know
he did raw, he did delirious, massive fucking hits. Eddie,
We want one more from you, give us another hour special.
And he literally said, that's a year in the making.
He's like, oh, it's so much hard work. He goes,
that's a year of me going in clubs polishing it.
And he goes, that's just that's a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
What I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
I understand the process in general, because I've been around
a ton of these guys. But somewhere like Eddie Murphy
like like, all right, even better, Oh my god, we
gotta go round.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
But this good stuff, Uh, let's go.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Do you want to go tomorrow morning. Ah god, no,
all right, I need a day off from you.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Oh my god, you're getting a little I need a
day off of you. Oh my god. One and done
is very good.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Believe me.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
All Right, maybe maybe you let me know because I'm
gonna I'm not gonna let you know.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Ron, am I doing tomorrow morning or not? Do I
need to Papaia?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
This is what I suggest. You give me a list
of things that you have on your mind and things
you want to talk about. I'll look at your list
and then I'll decide.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Oh the great like Caesar answer that you're giving me
the thumbs up the thumbs.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Down because I do show prep.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Now, Ron, I'm the one who does show prep.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I'm the what is the show?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Me?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Your show prep?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That's that's here's another show, here's another show. Oh damn. Yeah,
well look at mine.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Look at that, buddy, look at that. That's two fucking
pages right there.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
All right, Well, I gotta well, I got a half
eaten page.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yeah, it's like your fucking dog got into it.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Oh does it?
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Ryan?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
So I didn't say that my homework?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Did it?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Listen? Before I before I go, I want to because
I brought.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Up something good, so I didn't want to go with
it for a second.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
PATRISEA O'Neil would never say if someone said to him, uh,
we want you to do another special.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
But this is the difference. Patrise O'Neil would never say,
you know what that takes? I need a year.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
He would have a special ready within weeks. Really, he's
naturally funny a hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Really, So what happened to.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Eddie Murphy that he's not funny enough anymore that he
could figure out how to get a special out a
little quicker than a year.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Well, hold on.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
So, I don't know if you saw this, but there
was a documentary about Jerry Seinfeld like performing again and
and and and the conclusion of the documentary was he
headlined at the Beacon.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Dinner on the Upper West Side. Yeah, so that was
you dude, It was like ten months. It took a
nine to ten fucking The documentary is him writing the jokes.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
I don't know what happens to these people, because if.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
All right, I'm telling me, Patrice Kaneil can do that
in a couple of weeks. It's really hard'll be one.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
He's that gifted. He was one.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
I actually think Richard Price could probably do it too.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Like you want to know, my biggest uh uh takeaway
from the Opian Anthony show was there are comedians and
a lot of them that you know, and I'm not
going to mention names today.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Certainly go back in my archives and you can find it.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
There were a lot of guys that did Opian Anthony
that knew knew how to write a good set and
were hilarious, but weren't funny people at all.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
They were duds, so.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
They were technically technically they were polished comedians that they
knew how to write jokes.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Yeah, and some of these names you'd be shocked by
because they were hilarious. I'm not I can't today. I'm
trying to be better. Dude, I need to talk to
more than twelve people.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
So I I have a question. Is Steven Right the
same in real life? Yes?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
He was so fucking I don't even know. I don't
even know if he's funny, but he's talented. I'm not
even joking. And I don't even know. If he was
fascinating to be around.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
He was.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
He was fascinating and watching He's still tours and he
was the same exact guy. He came in and he
just wandered the studio.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Guy, you're live, and I think he enjoys making people
in the room very uncomfortable, which I love, by the.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Way, another Boston comic.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
But there are people that would come in and they'd
be duds on the radio, but then you go and
see them and they would they would make you laugh
so hard.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
You give me one example, please? Why don't can't just
give me one? You can do it, he shock chalk.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Not today one name.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
I like to leave the people wanting more. Ron Let's
let's like, I guess if I guess it, will you
tell me sure?
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Kevin Hart? Or is he naturally funny? Oh?
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Ronnie? Ronnie Babes, Ronnie Babes.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Yeah, maybe we should talk about that tomorrow, Ronnie Babes.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
I wasn't even thinking the Kevin for tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
Huh. To be fair, Kevin Hart only did our show
a couple of times. But you know what, there were
guys that were absolutely way better on the show than Kevin.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Hot dude.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Can I tell you that the ship they say about
Kevin Hart, especially from Kat Williams, is like this guy
sold his soul to the devil.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, he kind of did.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
He he's a very hard like he did some like
stuff that I don't know, I don't idea, but he uh,
he came up from a tough situation Philly and made
good and it works really really hard. But he did
sell his soul because like all those goofy fucking commercials,
it's like yode Man so apparently, and he doesn't need
(43:17):
the money. If you need the money, that's one thing.
He doesn't need the money. And he looks like a
fucking fool on all those commercials. He's supposed to be
a tough kid from a tough neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
At Billy.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Kat Williams says there's a couple of people who literally
almost like soul contracts to get where they wanted in success.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
And he talks about what's his name, the little guy,
Kevin Hart and Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Steve, oh god, Steve Hobby.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
He's like, Steve Harvey, did ship Man whatever you been
on your show?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
I don't remember. If we did, I would say no,
I guess all right, hold on, hold.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
On before we go, just let me finish with like
so Wavey McGuire, who's also feature who opens out Tony
Rocks just quickly.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
I was like, so what is that?
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Like? He goes, so, how does that work? And he goes, well,
we'll do like eight to ten shows. We'll do like
three cities. And he goes, every fucking place is sold out.
And at the end, I go, how do you get paid?
And he goes, at the last show, they throw you.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
A brown paper bag. And I'm like how much? And
he's like, I don't want to. I'm like, is it
like twenty thousand? And he went, it's more.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
They take care of you.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
And that's all I'm gonna say about it. I'm like, really,
so there's some serious money to be made, dude.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
All right, So what I'm about? Ready to start making
serious money again?
Speaker 4 (44:43):
I decided Yeah, because Howard's out, I decided it might
be time to make serious money again.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
By Ron, I gotta go maybe tomorrow. I'm very very
happy you weren't eaten by a shark. I gotta be honest, bye.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I make your job easy, buddy, Now.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
You don't im I make you look like a rock.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
All you have to do is back and just what
I'm saying, what about all the days I carry this
thing by myself?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Go screw Rod, I'll see you tomorrow.
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