August 7, 2025 • 49 mins
In this lively episode of the Opie Radio podcast, Opie unleashes a fiery rant about the absurdity of local news, calling it a "laundry list of horseshit" that fills listeners with negativity. From subway slashings to tragic stories, he questions why we need to know these grim details. Opie then shifts gears to share heartwarming summer tales, including a sea turtle release and a meditative beach gong session. The episode takes a wild turn with a hilarious dive into the viral breast milk ice cream story—revealing it’s not even real breast milk! Opie recounts his own experience eating actual breast milk ice cream with Pat Duffy. Finally, he cracks up over the bizarre trend of fans throwing dildos onto WNBA courts and compares it to other odd objects tossed at sporting events. Packed with humor, nostalgia, and Opie’s unfiltered takes, this episode is a rollercoaster of rants and reflections!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do do Do.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Do Do, Do Do do Do.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream. We're way
out east on Long Island, and I gotta say.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
There's something in the air. Thunderclap newman for the wind. Yes,
it's uh, it's chili man. It is chilly, as is
summer getting away from us. I don't like, I don't
like thinking about that. No, f and way, Mike Long,
you're first on the whole damn thing. Good morning to you, sir,
first zip of Quiffie in the morning for Mike Gabe.
(00:33):
I hope everyone's doing well. I uh, I am, I am,
I am. I am enraged. I'm enraged. I gotta be
honest with you. Uh, most of you know.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I don't. I don't uh, I don't do the local news.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I think I think the local news is filled with
a whole bunch of devils.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You know, you get the anchors.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
They're sort of hot, they're all made up, their hair
is perfect, their makeup is perfect, they got the perfect
tight dresses on. And then they deliver all the horseshit
that's happening in your in your area. And as they
do the laundry list of things that happened in your area.
You sit there and go, why do I need to
(01:14):
know any of that? Literally, I don't need to know
any of this. The local news just puts just just
a negative energy into everybody that watches it, and that's
how you start your day.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It's like, oh, oh, did.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
A toddler drown at a daycare because the people were
cooking and they lost track of the toddler.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Ah, wow, why do I need to know that? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
An eighty three year old was punched because he was
protecting his wife because some youth was riding by on
a bike and threw something that the wife. So the
old man, he's eighty three, he's got a hose, so
he sprays the kid a little bit, and the kid's like.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
A hell nah, jumps off.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
His bike and punches the old man in the face.
Very sad story. Very but I don't know these people.
I don't need to know this. I know there's evil
in the world, but I don't need the local news, you.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Know, showing me this shit.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Subway slashing on a subway I've never been on. Okay,
thank thanks for letting me know that one.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh, and then you had a whole bunch of people
on like a little party boat enjoying their enjoying their
summer night. And that capsized. Oh that's good. Why why
why do I need to know any of this? I
don't understand why there is not way more focus on
the local news and what they do.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
To all of us. All of us.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Got legionnaires disease in New York City, in an area
I will never go to. And as long as I'm
not up there breathing in what the the water vapor?
I think that's how you get the legionnaires disease. Holy crap,
I put it. I'm not gonna lie to you. I
put it on just so I could do this rant
(03:02):
and it didn't disappoint.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
The laundry list was insane.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Subway slashing, old man punched in the face who was
eighty three, a toddler drowning.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I bet you they're bummed they didn't have a house
fire overnight. Holy what is the purpose? I don't understand,
what is the purpose? What is the purpose?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I just realized in the summer I live a much
different life because last night, last night, we went to
a beach.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
And it was festive, and they had the ropes. You
weren't allowed in the ropes. No, no, no, don't go
in the ropes. Get a spot outside the ropes.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I just realized I lived very differently, and I don't know,
I don't know. I wish this for everybody. I'm not
gonna lie to you. Instead of worrying about Legionnaire's disease
and all the crazy shit that could happen to you
living in New York City.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm at a beach as they're releasing sea turtles back
into the ocean after rehabbing them for the last bunch
of months. It's a very emotional time. They marched down
with the crates to the beach to the.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Spot within the yellow ropes to get the sea turtles
back in the ocean, and everyone's applauding. And then they
let them go, one or two at a time and
they waddle to the fucking ocean and they they go
and they go, and.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It's just fucking nice.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
And then the kids are taking a little late night
swim before we go to a food truck for dinner.
Played a little beach volleyball as well, because they were
in some nets set up. And then you know, the
sea turtles they got and they got the trackers on them,
you know, they got a little little thing. And then
you go online and you.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Go, oh, where's this sea turtle? Oh, look how far
it wet already?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And then unfortunately there's one there's always one sea turtle
that you check him out online and he hasn't moved
in three days.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oops. And then the night before I'm on another beach,
lady sets up a gong.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I told you this. This is another storyline from this
summer I got. I got great storylines on my live stream.
What other storylines this year? I say, I helped save
kids in a riptide. I had an AC unit that
went bad. The black bull storyline is not taken off
because I think we took care of that, and uh
and soundbads and gong shows. So two days ago, me
(05:48):
and my wife were on the beach, set up nice,
all nice. Started with a little meditation and then a
little sound bowl and then uh and then the gong
(06:10):
gong gong, And then on the way home, guess what,
I almost drove off the road.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I was at peace, I was in a good place,
really really nice. And then I turn on the local news.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh my god, here's all the death and destruction in
your neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well, thank you, local news. I greatly appreciate you. And
it's under the guys.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
They all look pretty on the TV, and they all
got their makeup done nice, nice, and they hire sort
of well, they hire like model rejects where they almost
made it. Well, you're not gonna make it. You're not
gonna be the next Kim Kardashian. So read all this
horrific shit on the local news. That's what you get, Okay,
(06:59):
All right, Oh my, the local news infuriates me. I
think I'm gonna start doing a video series on the
local news. I think I think I'm going all I'm
gonna go all in what color was he?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Bill? Though I don't know, wrong show to go to
the other show.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I'm sure, I'm sure he'll talk about ad nausea. To me.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
This is where I sit.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I don't need to know that an eighty three year
old man was punched in the face because he was
protecting his wife because somebody riding by in a bike
threw something at his wife. So he hit him with
a hose almost like hey, you threw that, let me
do this. And then that wasn't good enough. And then
like the kid jumped off the bike and punched the
old man in the face.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I mean, look, obviously that's fucking nuts.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
It's fucking crazy, but it means nothing in my life.
It just gives me an ick feeling to start my day.
Tom Taylor, good morning to you. We got I like
this Chris guy. I'm starting to notice him more and
more on the live streams.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Some of you.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It takes a while and then I start noticing you.
I started noticing Chris because he comes up with a
line or two every morning. Skott Watson, good morning to you.
How are you, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What's your calling number? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Should I get a call in number? That wouldn't be
a bad That's not a bad idea at all. Right,
glad the AC got fixed.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Thank you? All right.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I'll only eat breast milk ice cream if it's produced
by Chelsea Clinton.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh my god, Oh my god. All right, let's say.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Into the breast milk ice cream story. Oh there's a
little twist to the breast milk ice cream story. It
went viral online the last couple of days. My old
friend Pat Duffy even even mentioned me because he said, hey, man,
they're ripping us off. Man. We did the uh, we
did the breast milk ice cream, all right, you got
(09:00):
a company, right, it's called odd Fellows. And they said
they had a breast milk ice cream. Wait to the end,
they said they had a breast milk ice cream, and
then they're like, you know, then they had a truck
I think, going all over New York City promoting the
fact they had breast milk ice cream for a limited
time only. Well I looked into it a little bit,
(09:22):
so it's Odd Fellows Breast Milk Flavored ice Cream, Limited Edition.
The purpose the ice cream was created to celebrate the
launch of Freedom's new two and one manual breast pump
and to coincide with National Breastfeeding Awareness Month.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh my, oh, by.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Man, you know my wife, did you know the breast
pumps and stuff?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
And man, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I think the breast pumps take you out of the game,
right right, ladies.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
All sadd can you hand me the breass pump?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
And you're watching something on Netflix and all your hears
your gushakuz yourz your gusha.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You look over you don't don't look over. Look.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
We got some we got younger people in here. You're
gonna have kids eventually. When the wife grabs the breast
pump during your Netflix program, do not look over.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
When you hear the guz you CURSI you curse your gusha?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Oh man, yeah you think, oh yeah, oh you think
you're hurting your wife?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Do you? Oh really? Oh yeah? Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Be in the room when your wife gives birth to
a baby, and then you realize what you got, what
you got going on is nothing. It's cute to them.
The ladies find it cute. I'm telling you right now, women,
you know what. It's gonna piss off half my audience.
(10:54):
I'm gonna do a Howard Stern right now, Robin, I'm
gonna piss off half my audience and tell them if
they like Trump, they can't listen to me.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Robin. Women, you ready for this? Women, you.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Are the superior ones on this planet. You rush men
with what you can do with your body. I saw
I saw two babies be born. I've been in the
room watching Netflix with the Google happening. Oh my god, ladies,
(11:34):
we can't compete with you. We get a splinter where
we're incapacitated for a day. All right, saw the breast
milk ice cream blah blah blah for the two and
one manual breast pump. The flavor. Here's the flavor of
the breast milk ice cream. Right.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
The ice cream is described.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
As sweet, all right, I can see that, right, A
little salts, sure, I could, I could.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I could see the A.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Little salty smooth, all right, smooth with hints of honey
and a dash of colostrum.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
What's colostrum? Could someone look up colostrum? Because I didn't
have time to look up colostrum. And it has a
distinct oh my god, give me a moment. The breast
milk ice cream has a distinct yellowish tinge to mimic colostrum.
Oh my, oh my, oh dear god, dear god.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay, so colostrum has something to do with what what? What?
I don't what? What is klostrum? Here's the big twist.
Here's the big twist with the breast milk ice cream.
The ice cream is not made with real human breast milk.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh oh boo. Why didn't they go all in?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
They had a viral marketing campaign, they had the truck,
we got the breast milk ice cream and it turns
out it's not even made from real breast milk. What
the hell, man, what the hell do you need me
and Pat Duffy to show you how it's done?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Where was I?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
The flavors in an imitation using ingredients like cow's milk,
salted caramel, and honeysyrup, and is enriched with nutrients like
omega threes.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You know what? You know what?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
So we get old school, old school opian anthony. People
in here all the time. Me and Pat Duffy literally
ate breast milk ice cream. And I was this close
to getting Matt, my friend from Gebhard's, to bring in
(14:01):
some breast milk from his wife after they had their
second kid, to do it again, to do it again.
But Pat Duffy's sister, you know, had a baby, and
we made some breast milk ice cream.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
This baby, I think is now going to college. Oh
by god time.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Oh by the way, there's a black hole just wandering
around our universe right now, and they don't know why
because it's not attached to any planets and it's just
wandering around just destroying everything and in its path. Enjoy
that one. So we had the breast milk ice cream.
We made a beautiful, a beautiful vanilla ice cream with
(14:44):
some tones. This breast milk ice cream had some tones.
And uh, the breast milk ice cream. The first bite,
the first the I'll imitate it.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
This is exactly how I went down.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Took a nice, healthy scoop, get a good scoop, a
good spoonful.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
And I put the breast milk ice cream in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
And I was like, wow, does this taste just like vanilla?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh my god, on.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
The back end, on the back end of the breast
milk ice cream, good god.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
You want to talk salty and sweaty. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Ah, but we did it for real. Me and Pat
Duffy cheers to mister Duffy. Got to get him on
here to talk about that. And then I looked a
little further about this breast milk ice cream.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
They this this this this odd fellows. They let everyone
down because it wasn't officially breast milk ice cream. It's
important to note that this is not the first time
breast milk ice cream has made headlines. In twenty eleven,
a London based ice cream parlor called The ice Cream
is sold the flavor called Baby Gaga, which was made
(16:09):
with donated human breast milk. That product was temporarily banned
by a local council due to health concerns.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
That was prepared. You asked me about the breast milk
ice cream. I was prepared. Jack says the subway slashing
is important news to most New York City citizens.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Oh, most of us ride the subway.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
No it's not. No, it's not, Jack, No, it's not.
You think it is, but it's not. The subways are
insanely safe. And I'll tell you why it's not. Because
the subody's insanely safe. It's not an epidemic.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Epidemic is local. Pandemic is more worldwide. Right, Okay, why
is it important to you? Because let's say the subway
slashing happened on the one train somewhere around Times Square. Okay,
I'll go local for you, right. That slashing will never
happen at that spot anytime soon. As a New Yorker,
(17:17):
you know there's some shit that goes on. So you
do have your head on a swivel. Of course, I'm
not stupid. But it's not important because the reality is
the subway system is insanely safe. But with that said,
you still don't take chances put your back up against
something while you're waiting for the damn train.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
All right, so.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
People like you will keep watching, well Bill though I'm
watching to really just give it a good trashing. But
on a regular basis, I do not watch the local news.
I don't even watch the keybable news channels as much anymore.
Quick I get quick stuff, quick, quick, thank you, all right,
thank you for letting me know that, thank you, thank you,
(18:00):
And then that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
And then I'd rather go to a beach and lay down.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
On a blanket with a pillow next to my wife.
As some lady is gonging she's Brazilian, she needs to
hug everybody, which is, uh.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
It's kind of nice. It's kind of nice.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
How's the family. Family's good, diesel family's good. We're enjoying
our summer. But honestly, the last uh, the last few
days has just been you know, well, we're all dealing
with it on the East coast. But it looks like
the sun's finally gonna pop out today. The stupid Canadians
and they're stupid smoke the guy to come and get
(18:39):
their smoke. We don't want you to smoke anymore. A right,
A right, Vincent Scaramuzo. And then the news will throw
in the largest watermelon grown segment in between two murders.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yes, it's so true. And then they're also just insanely antiquated.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
They pay attention to what's going on with social media.
You could turn on. In my case, it was WABC
News from New York City. I swear, I swear to you.
If you didn't know any better, this news report they
did this morning could have been from Let's Go twenty
twenty ten. It could have been from fifteen years ago.
(19:21):
You wouldn't know the difference in how they present it.
The laundry list of all the garbage, the pretty people.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
On the TV. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
What you're calling number dude, are you SPA you're spamming me.
I gotta get rid of you. I gotta get rid
of you. Stop spamming stop spamming my chat.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
You hear me? Thank you? I like the cash.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Is America's local news garbage epidemic? Yes, there's no redeeming
qualities to that shit. John Courts, five dollars, Good morning,
Open squad, breast milk ice, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Thanks, well, yeah, man, I mean during the Opian Anthony.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Show, we had a lot of the guys that weren't
on the that weren't on the Marquee do a lot
of amazing stuff for the radio show. I mean think
e Rocky Rock did amazing ship for the Opien Anthony Show,
Pat Duffy did amazing stuff for the Opien Anthony Show,
Danny and others ship. If I don't mention everyone, then
(20:28):
I got to hear from them. And I always felt like,
you know your name's on the Marquee, you.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Gotta you gotta do some of this ship.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I didn't do the heavy lifting with all the radio stunts,
but I certainly dipped my toes in when I could.
Think Baby diaper Mustache did the breast milk ice cream
with the with the the Pat.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Duffy all right, uh uh uh uh Barnes, Barnes and Nubes.
Another guy. I'm starting to notice, but I'm not sure.
Are you a hattere?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I forget if you're a hater whatever, Obviously it didn't
block it. There's young people in here who under thirty
knows you exist.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Oh you are a hater, all right? Honestly, Barnes and Nubes.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I would be the first to agree with you, you know,
because I've been at this a long time on the
older side now, but I hear from younger people all
the time. This stupid opian Anthony show has a second
life on the inner tubes, so there are a lot
of younger people check it out, especially the open and
anthony stuff. All right, all right, I saw someone call
(21:43):
Howard Stern the Springsteen of radio.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Nah, he's more like John mellen Camp. Now you can't
deny you know, Howard.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Stern was was, you know, massively successful at radio, but
he did it to himself. He's going to He's going
to just run out of gas in front of everyone's eyes.
He h he oh wait, is that what's happening with me?
That might be what's happening to me. Shit, I got
(22:12):
the two things mixed up. But we went over the
whole thing yesterday. A big rumor that they're not gonna
renew Howard Stern's contract. He makes too much fucking money.
And they love the Andy Cohen at the Serious XM.
He's the it girl. It drives Howard Stern nuts. But
(22:32):
Howard Stern doesn't want to do anything about it. You know,
he takes the whole summer off because, oh my god,
this is so hard to do. And well, I also
learned yesterday because I was reading a couple of articles
on the Howard thing.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Right, he has a staff of ninety five people.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
What the fuck does those people do? I gotta tell you. Look,
I'm a one man machine now, and I kind of, no,
I pull it off. I was to say, kind of,
I was gonna downplay it. No, I pull it off
every morning, and I'm a one man machine. And this
guy is ninety five fucking people working for him, and
he still takes the whole summer off because he's exhausted.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I'm exhausted, Robin.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
What the fuck that does the ninety five people do
for a radio show?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
You know?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
In our heyday, when we were just crushing it, I
would say it was the WNAW years were massive. At
WNW we had a staff of I want to say
three people. It was me, Anthony and Jim Norton and
three other people. I think that's about it. And then
at Serious XM, when we were still crushing it early on,
(23:47):
I think we were close to if you include the interns,
I think we were close to having a staff of
ten behind the scenes. Howard Stern had had ninety five
people working on that fucking horseshit. And you think one
of these people will go, you know what, Howard, we
gotta we gotta change with the times, man, and you
(24:10):
gotta like you gotta turn on your ship from your
from your estate down there in West Palm Beach. What
do you know, Just get We'll get your camera. Oh
all right, you got a camera ready. We'll get you
a nice micro all right, you got that already, we
could pretty it up.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
We'll get you as still.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
All right, we gave you a state of the art studio. Right,
you can't turn it on all summer because.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
You are tired. I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
And then he's Jealouseavanny Cohen, Hey, idiot, I'll I'll give
you something about Howard.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I uh.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
In recent years I started listening to him a little bit,
a little bit more, especially the interviews and stuff, because
he was getting people I was interested in. I don't
think his interviewing style is that great. I think, uh,
I think we did a really good job interviewing people.
I think Ron Bennington does an amazing job interviewing people.
But he keeps the conversation going. But he's no fucking
Larry King. And uh, I was listening and Howard the
(25:11):
best part of the Howard Stern Show. And it's gonna
piss off the staff of ninety five.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Ninety five people. Give me, give me two.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
People and watch how much better this gets. Howard Stern
is at as best when he's talking about his fucking
life with Robin usually the star of the show.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
First hour?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Why can't he do that from his Riz Carlton down
there in West Palm Beach And then and then you
wouldn't be as jealous of Andy Coe and the girl
at Sirius exam what.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Elves, what evs? What a fs man? You know?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
He's making about uh, let's see if he makes a
hundred million dollars a year. If that's true, that means
he's making uh what he's making a what he's making
about a million dollars every three and a half days.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
So while you're a slag and working your balls off.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Every three and a half days, and these and these
are the days where he's not working because he's taking
the whole summer off more or less. Right, what is
the summer ninety days? So ninety days. He's gonna make
you know this rough math. He's gonna make thirty million
dollars this summer to actually not do a radio show,
and he wants his.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Fans to feel sorry for him.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Way, I worked every day and I made five dollars today.
Oh good god, Wait, hope he wants to drink man
milk smoothie?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
What do you? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
You are so annoying, man, Thank you, Jamie, Cheers.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
I did my job. Cheers. You'll be back, Oh, you'll
be back.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
There's something about this where you're like, oh my god,
he's annoying.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
But I gotta check him out again. Damn it, I
gotta check him out, all right? The other big story.
Oh my god, you guys are babbling. Oh.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I don't even know where to pick up the chat.
I guess I'll pick up the chat Eddie at a
super chat.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I guess. I guess.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Nick says your breast would produce enough milk to norsh
all of Syria.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
No, that doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I had a goal of losing ten pounds this summer,
and I lost my ten pounds, So I'm not as
I'm not as top heavy Nick good try though, stop
counting his money? Why, Jerry? You know what I don't
like Jerry today. This is how it happens, Jarry. Goodbye later, Jerry,
it's been fun.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Today.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I don't like Jerry Sheppardini, I've got nipples, Greg, can
you milk me?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
High? Corndiff? The other big story, and I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
See, if I had a producer, we would be printing
this shit out, but instead I gotta like fucking put
it on my phone. The other big story, which is
making me laugh so fucking hard.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
You got the w NBA, right, Uh. I like the
w NBA. I like it a lot.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
It's very enjoyable. The games are very competitive. You've got
some good you got some good players, man, not just
Caitlin Clark by the way.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
And uh, and I don't know they're trying to say that.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
It might be like somebody that doesn't even really know
the w NBA, and they started this trend to promote
what is it what is it a crypto or something.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I'm not really sure, but the trend at the w
NBA games.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Is to throw dildos onto the court. Us And you know,
at first, the w NBA players kind of laughed like
it happened here and there.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Actually I think it might have happened once.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
And then you know, they they they showed the players
reactions and they were kind of giggling like, oh, that's
so stupid but kind of funny. But now it's to
the point where they can't take it anymore. They're quotes
scared for the player's safety. They arrested a guy and
I think they're trying to get them for assault assault charges,
(29:52):
but they can't stop the fans from throwing dildos on
the WNBA courts.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I think it's.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Hilarious to the point that, now, what do they say yesterday?
I think they said yesterday or two days ago that
if you go into a WNBA game, you can't you
can't have anything in a bag. So now you gotta
to get creative on how you're gonna get your your
sex toys into the w NBA games. So I think
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it's hilarious whatever anything like that is entertaining to me.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
And then I did a little research. Oh no, oh no,
oh shit, did I fuck it up? I think, oh no,
I didn't fuck it up.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Okay, so you know, one man machine, but I do
have the AI to help me out a little bit.
I said, yo, AI, you know the WNBA they're throwing
the dildos onto the courts. This reminds me of other
sporting events and some of the crazy shit they've thrown
onto the field, and man soccer doesn't play. I thought,
(30:57):
I'll be honest with you, I thought the octopus. I
think it's the Detroit Red Wings. Somebody actually threw an octopus. Yeah,
a real octopus. I'm not sure if it must have
been dead right onto the ice, and they do that
a lot of Detroit.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
It dates back to nineteen fifty two, a long standing
tradition for the Detroit Red Wings fans in the NHL,
dating back to nineteen fifty two.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
So the WNBA should deal with the sex toys because
Detroit has been thrown octopa onto the ice for a
really long time. Other things that have been thrown during
a sporting event. A pig's head famously thrown at Luis
Fego during a Barcelona versus Real Madrid match after he
transferred a Real Madrid. They were pissed off you're going
(31:45):
to Real Madrid, so they threw a fucking pig head
onto the pitch. By the way, there are things I
will not accept as your friend.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
One of them. We're hanging out, right, we're having a
mon talk.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
I p a right, and you're a soccer fan, so
I'm like, all right, I'll deal with the soccer a
little bit, and you gotta deal with some of the
stuff that your friends are into.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Right. As soon as you say, uh, the pitch instead
of the field.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I'm out, go go home, go go, take your paddle
board and go.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
I ain't dealing with people that say the pitch yuck?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
What?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Just to show that you watch ted Lasso, who cares?
All right, all the things that have been thrown on
to the you know, the field during a sporting event. Rats.
Oh yeah, the Florida Panthers. I know this one.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
It was called the rat trick. Tradition started when a
player killed a rat in the locker room. Oh by god,
I went on to score two goals. Fans now throw
rubber rats on the ice after a goal, so they're.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Dealing with get out.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Well, I was gonna say the hockey players are dealing
with this, but they are. They are safe because they
they got helmets and everything else on so fair enough.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Live chickens.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
A fan protests in the San Diego Padres losing streak
in the seventies. Once threw live chickens on the field.
A living cat and a bottle of rum thrown during
a Sevilla versus Batisset soccer match. A dead cat. That
was another soccer thing. Let me see if there's any
other good ones here. Skittles, Oh yeah, remember Marshawn Lynch. Yes,
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they would throw skittles onto the field after a touchdown.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Okay, fish cakes, half eaten hamburger, a cabbage, chocolate coins,
beer cups and bottles. All right, Maybe the list wasn't
as great as I thought it would be. But the
w NBA, they're in it, man, they're in it. They
got a deal with Tilto's.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Joy. Oh.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Jay Warren, Sorry, Jay Warren. He's gonna just disappear and retire.
He will not do a podcast because he hates them.
He will sit in his house with Beth and a
thousand cats, yuck, whatever, whatever, And I'll say it because
others will say it.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, of course I'm jealous. Of course I'm jealous of
Howard of course I am.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Of course, Uh, I think, uh, they're dumping Howard so
they could free up that money because they finally realized
they do in fact need Joe Rogan, Oh, Nick, Jesus Christ.
This is when I thought, this is not thought. This
is when I realized, right that Serious Exam, Uh, we're
(34:47):
out of their fucking minds.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
First of all, you know, getting rid of OPI and
Anthony was the dumbest thing ever.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
They hated us from the jump and they couldn't wait
for us to fuck up to get rid of us,
so that was stupid.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
And then they got rid.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Of the show I had after Open Anthony with Carl
and vic Man. I that shit was fucking working. But
they didn't give a shit. They hated my guts because
I took shots at Howard. But I go back. It's
worth repeating it really is. This is how dumb Serious
ExM is. They're they're not They're run they're run by
(35:26):
very lazy people. This isn't gonna help with my standing
at Serious ExM because we have had phone calls here
and there over the last few years.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
But whatever I tell it, like it is.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Most of the middle management over there are failed radio
show hosts, so you're like, why are you telling me
what to do?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
You never had a successful show, so you have that problem.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
All in glass offices and they just dressed nice and
you look at them like, what are you doing today?
It was so annoying. Middle management and radio is stupid.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
And then you got like.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
One of the main guys as a starfucker, and all
he cares about is getting pictures.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Were big, famous celebrities, And there was a time I'm
gonna leave with this.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
There was a time we had our own channel Opie
and Anthony, and we had all these We had all
these guys coming up starting their podcast and whatnot. It
was obvious that the podcast movement was taking off. It
was it could have been more obvious to everyone. Eric Logan,
I kicked myself.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
He told me. He pulled me aside.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
He goes, look, Opie Anthony is still doing well at
this point.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
And then he told me.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
A few years after this that Opien Anthony was not
doing well anymore. But he told me it's like, oh,
get into the podcast game immediately. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I finally got into the podcast game. When you know,
pretty much everyone including my neighbors have a podcast.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
How stupid am I?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
But there was a time we were running our own channel
and these guys were doing chunks of time on our channel.
We had blocks, we had blocks of programming. You might
remember some of them. Vas and his wife did one.
They did pretty good, but they weren't going to move
the needle. But they were given good content for our
channel for sure. And then we also had these are
(37:20):
the two that just killed me. And I know I've
said this, but it's worth repeating. With the Howard Stern thing,
we had Bill Burr and Joe Rogan on our channel
and they both had a block of fucking time, a block.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Both of them.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Both of them, within a short period of time, both
came to me, whether it's a phone call or in
purse or whatever, and they.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Were very, very appreciative, very appreciate.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
It's so weird to even say this because we were
so much bigger than Joe Rogan at this moment in time.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
It's life is weird. And I'll start with Joe Rogan.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Joe Rogan's like, Ope, I really appreciate the you know,
the opportunity. Huge fan of you guys, as you know,
and I really appreciate everything you're doing for me. But
my I got a problem, like they're cutting up my
show and I all I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
He didn't even want money. He didn't even want money.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
All he wanted was, can you run my show in
its entirety? They're cutting it up. They're only doing an hour,
maybe two hours. I don't remember the exact details anymore,
because I think they were our two hour blocks and
Rogan's show wasn't fitting into that time slot. So yeah,
he asked me, He goes, can you go to the bosses?
Could you tell them, hey, I just want my show
(38:41):
to run in its entirety on the weekends.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Why wouldn't you do that? What else are you doing
on the weekends?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Company famously said, no, no, no, we're not doing that.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
By the way, I got to get my picture with
you two today out. We're not doing that. They serious
exam they were, they were the technology for a while
and they they didn't see this ship coming from a
mile away. They could have had Joe Rogan as my point,
but they didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Mad's Rogan. We got Howard Who's Rogan?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
So Rogan's like, well, uh, this is important to me, so, uh,
you know that's it. So he's he's stopped giving us
programming for the weekends. I don't blame Joe at all,
and that has nothing.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
I don't blame him.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
You know, he's got he's got his own business and
show to run, and he didn't think it was smart
to do it that way. So he went bye bye,
and I remember the company was like, yeah, whatever, we
don't need Joe Rogan.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
They literally said we don't need Joe Rogan. Oh my god.
And then the and then the Bill Burg. Uh. He
this was, I believe in person.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
After one of his appearances on our show, he just
crushed every time he was in and uh, he goes, oh,
once again, appreciate everything you guys have done.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Obviously, I love you guys. Now he's much.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Bigger than It's crazy how life is has chased. He goes,
I need to get paid. He was doing our show
for free. But you know, I would argue that he
was able to promote back to during a time when
he really needed the promotion from the Opien Anthony audience.
So I feel like he was getting something worthwhile out
(40:26):
of all his appearances on our show.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
But that's here and near near. Wait, that's neither here
or there. Yes, yes, you bitch, I got it.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
He goes, Look, you know, I'm at a point in
my career I want to start getting paid for all
this stuff. So I had no problem giving you my
podcast on the weekends. But I want to make a
little money. He didn't say a lot of money. I
just want to make a little money. I want to
start bringing money in. So I went to the bosses.
I'm like, hey, you know Bill Burr, we fought for
maybe the other fall for him. I can't speak for them.
(41:01):
I just can't speak for myself in these situations. I said, guy,
is fucking talented.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Does our show for free?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
It's got a podcast that is starting to, you know,
grow a little bit. It's no, it wasn't anywhere's where
it is today. And all he wants is a little money,
just a little money. Could we give Bill Burrow a
little money to have his podcast on on the weekends. No, man,
every fucking penny we make, we give it to Howard Stern.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Oh god, no, we can't.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
We can't do that. I had lived that part, but
it is the truth. Every fucking cent went to Howard Stern.
We got the crumbs at the end of the day
all of us and I go.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Bill, Ah, they.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Said no, And Bill's like, all right, you know there's
a line in the sand. I gotta really start getting
paid for my shit. And so Bill went by to
serious accept these idiots because now they got a tired
old man that takes the summers off. They don't have
a they don't have an era apparent they're gonna try
(42:13):
to go with the girl Andy Cowen. Good luck with that.
But they they didn't. They didn't set up their future.
They just figured Howard Stern, he'll be one of these
guys that'll just live to one hundred.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
So who cares.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
But they could have had Joe Rogan and Bill Burry.
Look what both those guys are doing now. They had them.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
They were on our channel. Oh my god? All right?
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Uh were you in favor of that awful serious exit merger?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Also?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
If Trump to poured you next week, what country would
you flee to? A lot of inside stuff, what country
would I flee to? Man, I would go to the
country of Turks and Caicos? Is that a country or
a providence? So would that be England?
Speaker 1 (43:00):
I don't know. I'd go to Turks of Kekos no
problem and the merger.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Both companies were heading toward bankruptcy quickly, including Sirius who
had Howard Stern. Both companies were in deep, deep trouble,
so they needed that merger to save the business. And unfortunately,
unfortunately this is too inside.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
But uh, a guy I love.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
In the business and I haven't seen him in years
is Lee Abrams. When I first met Lee Abrams when
we went satellite radio.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
He I had a little meeting with him.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I would wander around when I went down to Washington
and jump in offices and just talk to people and stuff,
and Lee Abrams goes, hey, oh, you've been doing this
a long fucking time.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Just remember this.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Everything you know about radio throw out the fucking window.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
This is a whole new world.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I loved his thinking, and that was exam thinking. And
then what happened was the merger hit this is too inside.
I get it, but it's at the end of the
fucking episode. So we could finish with this and then
Serious and XM they merged. You know, they had the
bigger show with Howard Stern. I have to admit that
even though we were the big show at XM and
(44:18):
then they just crushed everyone that worked for XM. They
got rid of all of them. And those were the very,
very creative people. They were insanely creative. How they like
set up channels and who they hired, their philosophy, it was,
it was amazing.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
And then serious came in.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
The merger happened, and they literally just wiped out all
XM employees.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Just about every single person went.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
And the only reason we didn't go is because we
had a huge audience. But they were just biding their time.
They hated us from day one. We always felt like
the bastard stepchild. That's serious. And then you know I
had Fox up boom. They gave him the pipe as
my my buddy brother, we says. And then, uh, you know,
(45:06):
I fucked up. I just fucking just doing this to
Howard every chance I could get, just being a fucking
pain of the ass. And so they saw some light.
They got rid of me too, And that's what they
wanted to do from day one. They never wanted us
with their stupid company.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
All right, we done enough damage today, right.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Didn't even do what is who the man? We didn't
do anything today? Oh my god, we didn't do anything today.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Right, what's the plan today for the huge crew? Well,
we might do uh haibachi.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
The sun is out, so we're gonna finally get back
to the beach.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Game back on.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Remember as a kid, you would play uh.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Uh street hockey. Cars would come.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Car, you would yell, car, move the nets, and then
the car would pass and you go game back on. Well,
we got game back on on the beach. Oh one
other thing, because I'll forget tomorrow. So I've been We're
doing a lot of bike riding with my son especially, yeah,
my daughter too, but my son, for whatever reason, is
really getting into like biking.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
More this summer.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
And when we're you know, doing our little bike path,
all of a sudden, I'll just I'll just let go
of the handlebars and and I'll I could literally bike
for miles without even touching the handlebars. And my son goes,
this is not a brag. By the way, you'll see
where this is going. My son goes, Dad, how do
you do that so effortlessly?
Speaker 4 (46:41):
I go, Because we weren't brought up with iPads, He goes, Huh,
I go, do you understand like we would wake up
in the morning, Let's say there's a weekend wake up
in the morning, we'd have breakfast, we'd get to watch
whatever cartoon une was on on our two or three
channels we had, and then our parents would.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Say, get the fuck outside.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
So it was plenty of time to get good at sports,
plenty at time.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
To ride your bike without touching the handlebars.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Let's see, all right, I just got distracted by it.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Why would I get distracted by a hater? That's stupid,
I go. So it's not like I have some hidden talent.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
It's because I grew up so differently than you that
we we could develop all sorts of skills because we
had to be out of the fucking house all day long.
That's the reason. Uh, oh you're back, Shepherdini is back.
I gave him a little cute time out. I didn't
(47:52):
block you, Shepherdini, But calm the fuck down, will you?
This is supposed to be fun, fun, fun, glad to
be back. Oh, Howard's wanted you out? Probably one.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Hunt. I know for a fact I gottah and he
liked the inside stuff.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
So I actually, uh was friends with one of the
lawyers at Serious XM because he lived in our He
lives in our neighborhood. I still see him and our
kids play together when they were a lot younger. So
I got to know this this guy, and he would
give me some you know, inside scoop about Serious XM
at times, and uh he told.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Me flat out that Howard couldn't stand me.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
He was really bothered by me, and how I how
I would just go at him, and uh, I know
that for a fact. But here's the other side of
that story. Then you know, I get to let go
at Serious XEM.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Never fired. They paid every penny, Thank you, Serious XM,
your gentleman. In the end.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
They didn't renew my contract in the end. That's that's
what that comes out to be. But uh, I still
see this lawyer in the neighborhood, and man, if he
doesn't cross the street when he sees me, Jesus
Speaker 1 (49:04):
All right, I'm out bye.
Do do Do.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Do Do, Do Do do Do.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream. We're way
out east on Long Island, and I gotta say.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
There's something in the air. Thunderclap newman for the wind. Yes,
it's uh, it's chili man. It is chilly, as is
summer getting away from us. I don't like, I don't
like thinking about that. No, f and way, Mike Long,
you're first on the whole damn thing. Good morning to you, sir,
first zip of Quiffie in the morning for Mike Gabe.
(00:33):
I hope everyone's doing well. I uh, I am, I am,
I am. I am enraged. I'm enraged. I gotta be
honest with you. Uh, most of you know.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I don't. I don't uh, I don't do the local news.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I think I think the local news is filled with
a whole bunch of devils.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You know, you get the anchors.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
They're sort of hot, they're all made up, their hair
is perfect, their makeup is perfect, they got the perfect
tight dresses on. And then they deliver all the horseshit
that's happening in your in your area. And as they
do the laundry list of things that happened in your area.
You sit there and go, why do I need to
(01:14):
know any of that? Literally, I don't need to know
any of this. The local news just puts just just
a negative energy into everybody that watches it, and that's
how you start your day.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It's like, oh, oh, did.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
A toddler drown at a daycare because the people were
cooking and they lost track of the toddler.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Ah, wow, why do I need to know that? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
An eighty three year old was punched because he was
protecting his wife because some youth was riding by on
a bike and threw something that the wife. So the
old man, he's eighty three, he's got a hose, so
he sprays the kid a little bit, and the kid's like.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
A hell nah, jumps off.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
His bike and punches the old man in the face.
Very sad story. Very but I don't know these people.
I don't need to know this. I know there's evil
in the world, but I don't need the local news, you.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Know, showing me this shit.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Subway slashing on a subway I've never been on. Okay,
thank thanks for letting me know that one.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh, and then you had a whole bunch of people
on like a little party boat enjoying their enjoying their
summer night. And that capsized. Oh that's good. Why why
why do I need to know any of this? I
don't understand why there is not way more focus on
the local news and what they do.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
To all of us. All of us.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Got legionnaires disease in New York City, in an area
I will never go to. And as long as I'm
not up there breathing in what the the water vapor?
I think that's how you get the legionnaires disease. Holy crap,
I put it. I'm not gonna lie to you. I
put it on just so I could do this rant
(03:02):
and it didn't disappoint.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
The laundry list was insane.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Subway slashing, old man punched in the face who was
eighty three, a toddler drowning.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I bet you they're bummed they didn't have a house
fire overnight. Holy what is the purpose? I don't understand,
what is the purpose? What is the purpose?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I just realized in the summer I live a much
different life because last night, last night, we went to
a beach.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
And it was festive, and they had the ropes. You
weren't allowed in the ropes. No, no, no, don't go
in the ropes. Get a spot outside the ropes.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I just realized I lived very differently, and I don't know,
I don't know. I wish this for everybody. I'm not
gonna lie to you. Instead of worrying about Legionnaire's disease
and all the crazy shit that could happen to you
living in New York City.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm at a beach as they're releasing sea turtles back
into the ocean after rehabbing them for the last bunch
of months. It's a very emotional time. They marched down
with the crates to the beach to the.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Spot within the yellow ropes to get the sea turtles
back in the ocean, and everyone's applauding. And then they
let them go, one or two at a time and
they waddle to the fucking ocean and they they go
and they go, and.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It's just fucking nice.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
And then the kids are taking a little late night
swim before we go to a food truck for dinner.
Played a little beach volleyball as well, because they were
in some nets set up. And then you know, the
sea turtles they got and they got the trackers on them,
you know, they got a little little thing. And then
you go online and you.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Go, oh, where's this sea turtle? Oh, look how far
it wet already?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And then unfortunately there's one there's always one sea turtle
that you check him out online and he hasn't moved
in three days.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oops. And then the night before I'm on another beach,
lady sets up a gong.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I told you this. This is another storyline from this
summer I got. I got great storylines on my live stream.
What other storylines this year? I say, I helped save
kids in a riptide. I had an AC unit that
went bad. The black bull storyline is not taken off
because I think we took care of that, and uh
and soundbads and gong shows. So two days ago, me
(05:48):
and my wife were on the beach, set up nice,
all nice. Started with a little meditation and then a
little sound bowl and then uh and then the gong
(06:10):
gong gong, And then on the way home, guess what,
I almost drove off the road.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I was at peace, I was in a good place,
really really nice. And then I turn on the local news.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh my god, here's all the death and destruction in
your neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well, thank you, local news. I greatly appreciate you. And
it's under the guys.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
They all look pretty on the TV, and they all
got their makeup done nice, nice, and they hire sort
of well, they hire like model rejects where they almost
made it. Well, you're not gonna make it. You're not
gonna be the next Kim Kardashian. So read all this
horrific shit on the local news. That's what you get, Okay,
(06:59):
All right, Oh my, the local news infuriates me. I
think I'm gonna start doing a video series on the
local news. I think I think I'm going all I'm
gonna go all in what color was he?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Bill? Though I don't know, wrong show to go to
the other show.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I'm sure, I'm sure he'll talk about ad nausea. To me.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
This is where I sit.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I don't need to know that an eighty three year
old man was punched in the face because he was
protecting his wife because somebody riding by in a bike
threw something at his wife. So he hit him with
a hose almost like hey, you threw that, let me
do this. And then that wasn't good enough. And then
like the kid jumped off the bike and punched the
old man in the face.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I mean, look, obviously that's fucking nuts.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
It's fucking crazy, but it means nothing in my life.
It just gives me an ick feeling to start my day.
Tom Taylor, good morning to you. We got I like
this Chris guy. I'm starting to notice him more and
more on the live streams.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Some of you.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It takes a while and then I start noticing you.
I started noticing Chris because he comes up with a
line or two every morning. Skott Watson, good morning to you.
How are you, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What's your calling number? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Should I get a call in number? That wouldn't be
a bad That's not a bad idea at all. Right,
glad the AC got fixed.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Thank you? All right.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I'll only eat breast milk ice cream if it's produced
by Chelsea Clinton.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh my god, Oh my god. All right, let's say.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Into the breast milk ice cream story. Oh there's a
little twist to the breast milk ice cream story. It
went viral online the last couple of days. My old
friend Pat Duffy even even mentioned me because he said, hey, man,
they're ripping us off. Man. We did the uh, we
did the breast milk ice cream, all right, you got
(09:00):
a company, right, it's called odd Fellows. And they said
they had a breast milk ice cream. Wait to the end,
they said they had a breast milk ice cream, and
then they're like, you know, then they had a truck
I think, going all over New York City promoting the
fact they had breast milk ice cream for a limited
time only. Well I looked into it a little bit,
(09:22):
so it's Odd Fellows Breast Milk Flavored ice Cream, Limited Edition.
The purpose the ice cream was created to celebrate the
launch of Freedom's new two and one manual breast pump
and to coincide with National Breastfeeding Awareness Month.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh my, oh, by.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Man, you know my wife, did you know the breast
pumps and stuff?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
And man, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I think the breast pumps take you out of the game,
right right, ladies.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
All sadd can you hand me the breass pump?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
And you're watching something on Netflix and all your hears
your gushakuz yourz your gusha.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You look over you don't don't look over. Look.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
We got some we got younger people in here. You're
gonna have kids eventually. When the wife grabs the breast
pump during your Netflix program, do not look over.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
When you hear the guz you CURSI you curse your gusha?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Oh man, yeah you think, oh yeah, oh you think
you're hurting your wife?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Do you? Oh really? Oh yeah? Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Be in the room when your wife gives birth to
a baby, and then you realize what you got, what
you got going on is nothing. It's cute to them.
The ladies find it cute. I'm telling you right now, women,
you know what. It's gonna piss off half my audience.
(10:54):
I'm gonna do a Howard Stern right now, Robin, I'm
gonna piss off half my audience and tell them if
they like Trump, they can't listen to me.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Robin. Women, you ready for this? Women, you.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Are the superior ones on this planet. You rush men
with what you can do with your body. I saw
I saw two babies be born. I've been in the
room watching Netflix with the Google happening. Oh my god, ladies,
(11:34):
we can't compete with you. We get a splinter where
we're incapacitated for a day. All right, saw the breast
milk ice cream blah blah blah for the two and
one manual breast pump. The flavor. Here's the flavor of
the breast milk ice cream. Right.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
The ice cream is described.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
As sweet, all right, I can see that, right, A
little salts, sure, I could, I could.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I could see the A.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Little salty smooth, all right, smooth with hints of honey
and a dash of colostrum.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
What's colostrum? Could someone look up colostrum? Because I didn't
have time to look up colostrum. And it has a
distinct oh my god, give me a moment. The breast
milk ice cream has a distinct yellowish tinge to mimic colostrum.
Oh my, oh my, oh dear god, dear god.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay, so colostrum has something to do with what what? What?
I don't what? What is klostrum? Here's the big twist.
Here's the big twist with the breast milk ice cream.
The ice cream is not made with real human breast milk.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh oh boo. Why didn't they go all in?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
They had a viral marketing campaign, they had the truck,
we got the breast milk ice cream and it turns
out it's not even made from real breast milk. What
the hell, man, what the hell do you need me
and Pat Duffy to show you how it's done?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Where was I?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
The flavors in an imitation using ingredients like cow's milk,
salted caramel, and honeysyrup, and is enriched with nutrients like
omega threes.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You know what? You know what?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
So we get old school, old school opian anthony. People
in here all the time. Me and Pat Duffy literally
ate breast milk ice cream. And I was this close
to getting Matt, my friend from Gebhard's, to bring in
(14:01):
some breast milk from his wife after they had their
second kid, to do it again, to do it again.
But Pat Duffy's sister, you know, had a baby, and
we made some breast milk ice cream.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
This baby, I think is now going to college. Oh
by god time.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Oh by the way, there's a black hole just wandering
around our universe right now, and they don't know why
because it's not attached to any planets and it's just
wandering around just destroying everything and in its path. Enjoy
that one. So we had the breast milk ice cream.
We made a beautiful, a beautiful vanilla ice cream with
(14:44):
some tones. This breast milk ice cream had some tones.
And uh, the breast milk ice cream. The first bite,
the first the I'll imitate it.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
This is exactly how I went down.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Took a nice, healthy scoop, get a good scoop, a
good spoonful.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
And I put the breast milk ice cream in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
And I was like, wow, does this taste just like vanilla?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh my god, on.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
The back end, on the back end of the breast
milk ice cream, good god.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
You want to talk salty and sweaty. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Ah, but we did it for real. Me and Pat
Duffy cheers to mister Duffy. Got to get him on
here to talk about that. And then I looked a
little further about this breast milk ice cream.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
They this this this this odd fellows. They let everyone
down because it wasn't officially breast milk ice cream. It's
important to note that this is not the first time
breast milk ice cream has made headlines. In twenty eleven,
a London based ice cream parlor called The ice Cream
is sold the flavor called Baby Gaga, which was made
(16:09):
with donated human breast milk. That product was temporarily banned
by a local council due to health concerns.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
That was prepared. You asked me about the breast milk
ice cream. I was prepared. Jack says the subway slashing
is important news to most New York City citizens.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Oh, most of us ride the subway.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
No it's not. No, it's not, Jack, No, it's not.
You think it is, but it's not. The subways are
insanely safe. And I'll tell you why it's not. Because
the subody's insanely safe. It's not an epidemic.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Epidemic is local. Pandemic is more worldwide. Right, Okay, why
is it important to you? Because let's say the subway
slashing happened on the one train somewhere around Times Square. Okay,
I'll go local for you, right. That slashing will never
happen at that spot anytime soon. As a New Yorker,
(17:17):
you know there's some shit that goes on. So you
do have your head on a swivel. Of course, I'm
not stupid. But it's not important because the reality is
the subway system is insanely safe. But with that said,
you still don't take chances put your back up against
something while you're waiting for the damn train.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
All right, so.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
People like you will keep watching, well Bill though I'm
watching to really just give it a good trashing. But
on a regular basis, I do not watch the local news.
I don't even watch the keybable news channels as much anymore.
Quick I get quick stuff, quick, quick, thank you, all right,
thank you for letting me know that, thank you, thank you,
(18:00):
And then that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
And then I'd rather go to a beach and lay down.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
On a blanket with a pillow next to my wife.
As some lady is gonging she's Brazilian, she needs to
hug everybody, which is, uh.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
It's kind of nice. It's kind of nice.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
How's the family. Family's good, diesel family's good. We're enjoying
our summer. But honestly, the last uh, the last few
days has just been you know, well, we're all dealing
with it on the East coast. But it looks like
the sun's finally gonna pop out today. The stupid Canadians
and they're stupid smoke the guy to come and get
(18:39):
their smoke. We don't want you to smoke anymore. A right,
A right, Vincent Scaramuzo. And then the news will throw
in the largest watermelon grown segment in between two murders.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yes, it's so true. And then they're also just insanely antiquated.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
They pay attention to what's going on with social media.
You could turn on. In my case, it was WABC
News from New York City. I swear, I swear to you.
If you didn't know any better, this news report they
did this morning could have been from Let's Go twenty
twenty ten. It could have been from fifteen years ago.
(19:21):
You wouldn't know the difference in how they present it.
The laundry list of all the garbage, the pretty people.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
On the TV. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
What you're calling number dude, are you SPA you're spamming me.
I gotta get rid of you. I gotta get rid
of you. Stop spamming stop spamming my chat.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
You hear me? Thank you? I like the cash.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Is America's local news garbage epidemic? Yes, there's no redeeming
qualities to that shit. John Courts, five dollars, Good morning,
Open squad, breast milk ice, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Thanks, well, yeah, man, I mean during the Opian Anthony.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Show, we had a lot of the guys that weren't
on the that weren't on the Marquee do a lot
of amazing stuff for the radio show. I mean think
e Rocky Rock did amazing ship for the Opien Anthony Show,
Pat Duffy did amazing stuff for the Opien Anthony Show,
Danny and others ship. If I don't mention everyone, then
(20:28):
I got to hear from them. And I always felt like,
you know your name's on the Marquee, you.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Gotta you gotta do some of this ship.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I didn't do the heavy lifting with all the radio stunts,
but I certainly dipped my toes in when I could.
Think Baby diaper Mustache did the breast milk ice cream
with the with the the Pat.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Duffy all right, uh uh uh uh Barnes, Barnes and Nubes.
Another guy. I'm starting to notice, but I'm not sure.
Are you a hattere?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I forget if you're a hater whatever, Obviously it didn't
block it. There's young people in here who under thirty
knows you exist.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Oh you are a hater, all right? Honestly, Barnes and Nubes.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I would be the first to agree with you, you know,
because I've been at this a long time on the
older side now, but I hear from younger people all
the time. This stupid opian Anthony show has a second
life on the inner tubes, so there are a lot
of younger people check it out, especially the open and
anthony stuff. All right, all right, I saw someone call
(21:43):
Howard Stern the Springsteen of radio.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Nah, he's more like John mellen Camp. Now you can't
deny you know, Howard.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Stern was was, you know, massively successful at radio, but
he did it to himself. He's going to He's going
to just run out of gas in front of everyone's eyes.
He h he oh wait, is that what's happening with me?
That might be what's happening to me. Shit, I got
(22:12):
the two things mixed up. But we went over the
whole thing yesterday. A big rumor that they're not gonna
renew Howard Stern's contract. He makes too much fucking money.
And they love the Andy Cohen at the Serious XM.
He's the it girl. It drives Howard Stern nuts. But
(22:32):
Howard Stern doesn't want to do anything about it. You know,
he takes the whole summer off because, oh my god,
this is so hard to do. And well, I also
learned yesterday because I was reading a couple of articles
on the Howard thing.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Right, he has a staff of ninety five people.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
What the fuck does those people do? I gotta tell you. Look,
I'm a one man machine now, and I kind of, no,
I pull it off. I was to say, kind of,
I was gonna downplay it. No, I pull it off
every morning, and I'm a one man machine. And this
guy is ninety five fucking people working for him, and
he still takes the whole summer off because he's exhausted.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I'm exhausted, Robin.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
What the fuck that does the ninety five people do
for a radio show?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
You know?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
In our heyday, when we were just crushing it, I
would say it was the WNAW years were massive. At
WNW we had a staff of I want to say
three people. It was me, Anthony and Jim Norton and
three other people. I think that's about it. And then
at Serious XM, when we were still crushing it early on,
(23:47):
I think we were close to if you include the interns,
I think we were close to having a staff of
ten behind the scenes. Howard Stern had had ninety five
people working on that fucking horseshit. And you think one
of these people will go, you know what, Howard, we
gotta we gotta change with the times, man, and you
(24:10):
gotta like you gotta turn on your ship from your
from your estate down there in West Palm Beach. What
do you know, Just get We'll get your camera. Oh
all right, you got a camera ready. We'll get you
a nice micro all right, you got that already, we
could pretty it up.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
We'll get you as still.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
All right, we gave you a state of the art studio. Right,
you can't turn it on all summer because.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
You are tired. I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
And then he's Jealouseavanny Cohen, Hey, idiot, I'll I'll give
you something about Howard.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I uh.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
In recent years I started listening to him a little bit,
a little bit more, especially the interviews and stuff, because
he was getting people I was interested in. I don't
think his interviewing style is that great. I think, uh,
I think we did a really good job interviewing people.
I think Ron Bennington does an amazing job interviewing people.
But he keeps the conversation going. But he's no fucking
Larry King. And uh, I was listening and Howard the
(25:11):
best part of the Howard Stern Show. And it's gonna
piss off the staff of ninety five.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Ninety five people. Give me, give me two.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
People and watch how much better this gets. Howard Stern
is at as best when he's talking about his fucking
life with Robin usually the star of the show.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
First hour?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Why can't he do that from his Riz Carlton down
there in West Palm Beach And then and then you
wouldn't be as jealous of Andy Coe and the girl
at Sirius exam what.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Elves, what evs? What a fs man? You know?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
He's making about uh, let's see if he makes a
hundred million dollars a year. If that's true, that means
he's making uh what he's making a what he's making
about a million dollars every three and a half days.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
So while you're a slag and working your balls off.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Every three and a half days, and these and these
are the days where he's not working because he's taking
the whole summer off more or less. Right, what is
the summer ninety days? So ninety days. He's gonna make
you know this rough math. He's gonna make thirty million
dollars this summer to actually not do a radio show,
and he wants his.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Fans to feel sorry for him.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Way, I worked every day and I made five dollars today.
Oh good god, Wait, hope he wants to drink man
milk smoothie?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
What do you? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
You are so annoying, man, Thank you, Jamie, Cheers.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
I did my job. Cheers. You'll be back, Oh, you'll
be back.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
There's something about this where you're like, oh my god,
he's annoying.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
But I gotta check him out again. Damn it, I
gotta check him out, all right? The other big story.
Oh my god, you guys are babbling. Oh.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I don't even know where to pick up the chat.
I guess I'll pick up the chat Eddie at a
super chat.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I guess. I guess.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Nick says your breast would produce enough milk to norsh
all of Syria.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
No, that doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I had a goal of losing ten pounds this summer,
and I lost my ten pounds, So I'm not as
I'm not as top heavy Nick good try though, stop
counting his money? Why, Jerry? You know what I don't
like Jerry today. This is how it happens, Jarry. Goodbye later, Jerry,
it's been fun.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Today.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I don't like Jerry Sheppardini, I've got nipples, Greg, can
you milk me?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
High? Corndiff? The other big story, and I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
See, if I had a producer, we would be printing
this shit out, but instead I gotta like fucking put
it on my phone. The other big story, which is
making me laugh so fucking hard.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
You got the w NBA, right, Uh. I like the
w NBA. I like it a lot.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
It's very enjoyable. The games are very competitive. You've got
some good you got some good players, man, not just
Caitlin Clark by the way.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
And uh, and I don't know they're trying to say that.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
It might be like somebody that doesn't even really know
the w NBA, and they started this trend to promote
what is it what is it a crypto or something.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I'm not really sure, but the trend at the w
NBA games.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Is to throw dildos onto the court. Us And you know,
at first, the w NBA players kind of laughed like
it happened here and there.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Actually I think it might have happened once.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
And then you know, they they they showed the players
reactions and they were kind of giggling like, oh, that's
so stupid but kind of funny. But now it's to
the point where they can't take it anymore. They're quotes
scared for the player's safety. They arrested a guy and
I think they're trying to get them for assault assault charges,
(29:52):
but they can't stop the fans from throwing dildos on
the WNBA courts.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I think it's.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Hilarious to the point that, now, what do they say yesterday?
I think they said yesterday or two days ago that
if you go into a WNBA game, you can't you
can't have anything in a bag. So now you gotta
to get creative on how you're gonna get your your
sex toys into the w NBA games. So I think
(30:22):
it's hilarious whatever anything like that is entertaining to me.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
And then I did a little research. Oh no, oh no,
oh shit, did I fuck it up? I think, oh no,
I didn't fuck it up.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Okay, so you know, one man machine, but I do
have the AI to help me out a little bit.
I said, yo, AI, you know the WNBA they're throwing
the dildos onto the courts. This reminds me of other
sporting events and some of the crazy shit they've thrown
onto the field, and man soccer doesn't play. I thought,
(30:57):
I'll be honest with you, I thought the octopus. I
think it's the Detroit Red Wings. Somebody actually threw an octopus. Yeah,
a real octopus. I'm not sure if it must have
been dead right onto the ice, and they do that
a lot of Detroit.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
It dates back to nineteen fifty two, a long standing
tradition for the Detroit Red Wings fans in the NHL,
dating back to nineteen fifty two.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
So the WNBA should deal with the sex toys because
Detroit has been thrown octopa onto the ice for a
really long time. Other things that have been thrown during
a sporting event. A pig's head famously thrown at Luis
Fego during a Barcelona versus Real Madrid match after he
transferred a Real Madrid. They were pissed off you're going
(31:45):
to Real Madrid, so they threw a fucking pig head
onto the pitch. By the way, there are things I
will not accept as your friend.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
One of them. We're hanging out, right, we're having a
mon talk.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
I p a right, and you're a soccer fan, so
I'm like, all right, I'll deal with the soccer a
little bit, and you gotta deal with some of the
stuff that your friends are into.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Right. As soon as you say, uh, the pitch instead
of the field.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I'm out, go go home, go go, take your paddle
board and go.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
I ain't dealing with people that say the pitch yuck?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
What?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Just to show that you watch ted Lasso, who cares?
All right, all the things that have been thrown on
to the you know, the field during a sporting event. Rats.
Oh yeah, the Florida Panthers. I know this one.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
It was called the rat trick. Tradition started when a
player killed a rat in the locker room. Oh by god,
I went on to score two goals. Fans now throw
rubber rats on the ice after a goal, so they're.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Dealing with get out.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Well, I was gonna say the hockey players are dealing
with this, but they are. They are safe because they
they got helmets and everything else on so fair enough.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Live chickens.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
A fan protests in the San Diego Padres losing streak
in the seventies. Once threw live chickens on the field.
A living cat and a bottle of rum thrown during
a Sevilla versus Batisset soccer match. A dead cat. That
was another soccer thing. Let me see if there's any
other good ones here. Skittles, Oh yeah, remember Marshawn Lynch. Yes,
(33:34):
they would throw skittles onto the field after a touchdown.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Okay, fish cakes, half eaten hamburger, a cabbage, chocolate coins,
beer cups and bottles. All right, Maybe the list wasn't
as great as I thought it would be. But the
w NBA, they're in it, man, they're in it. They
got a deal with Tilto's.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Joy. Oh.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Jay Warren, Sorry, Jay Warren. He's gonna just disappear and retire.
He will not do a podcast because he hates them.
He will sit in his house with Beth and a
thousand cats, yuck, whatever, whatever, And I'll say it because
others will say it.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, of course I'm jealous. Of course I'm jealous of
Howard of course I am.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Of course, Uh, I think, uh, they're dumping Howard so
they could free up that money because they finally realized
they do in fact need Joe Rogan, Oh, Nick, Jesus Christ.
This is when I thought, this is not thought. This
is when I realized, right that Serious Exam, Uh, we're
(34:47):
out of their fucking minds.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
First of all, you know, getting rid of OPI and
Anthony was the dumbest thing ever.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
They hated us from the jump and they couldn't wait
for us to fuck up to get rid of us,
so that was stupid.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
And then they got rid.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Of the show I had after Open Anthony with Carl
and vic Man. I that shit was fucking working. But
they didn't give a shit. They hated my guts because
I took shots at Howard. But I go back. It's
worth repeating it really is. This is how dumb Serious
ExM is. They're they're not They're run they're run by
(35:26):
very lazy people. This isn't gonna help with my standing
at Serious ExM because we have had phone calls here
and there over the last few years.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
But whatever I tell it, like it is.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Most of the middle management over there are failed radio
show hosts, so you're like, why are you telling me
what to do?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
You never had a successful show, so you have that problem.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
All in glass offices and they just dressed nice and
you look at them like, what are you doing today?
It was so annoying. Middle management and radio is stupid.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
And then you got like.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
One of the main guys as a starfucker, and all
he cares about is getting pictures.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Were big, famous celebrities, And there was a time I'm
gonna leave with this.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
There was a time we had our own channel Opie
and Anthony, and we had all these We had all
these guys coming up starting their podcast and whatnot. It
was obvious that the podcast movement was taking off. It
was it could have been more obvious to everyone. Eric Logan,
I kicked myself.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
He told me. He pulled me aside.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
He goes, look, Opie Anthony is still doing well at
this point.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
And then he told me.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
A few years after this that Opien Anthony was not
doing well anymore. But he told me it's like, oh,
get into the podcast game immediately. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I finally got into the podcast game. When you know,
pretty much everyone including my neighbors have a podcast.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
How stupid am I?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
But there was a time we were running our own channel
and these guys were doing chunks of time on our channel.
We had blocks, we had blocks of programming. You might
remember some of them. Vas and his wife did one.
They did pretty good, but they weren't going to move
the needle. But they were given good content for our
channel for sure. And then we also had these are
(37:20):
the two that just killed me. And I know I've
said this, but it's worth repeating. With the Howard Stern thing,
we had Bill Burr and Joe Rogan on our channel
and they both had a block of fucking time, a block.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Both of them.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Both of them, within a short period of time, both
came to me, whether it's a phone call or in
purse or whatever, and they.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Were very, very appreciative, very appreciate.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
It's so weird to even say this because we were
so much bigger than Joe Rogan at this moment in time.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
It's life is weird. And I'll start with Joe Rogan.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Joe Rogan's like, Ope, I really appreciate the you know,
the opportunity. Huge fan of you guys, as you know,
and I really appreciate everything you're doing for me. But
my I got a problem, like they're cutting up my
show and I all I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
He didn't even want money. He didn't even want money.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
All he wanted was, can you run my show in
its entirety? They're cutting it up. They're only doing an hour,
maybe two hours. I don't remember the exact details anymore,
because I think they were our two hour blocks and
Rogan's show wasn't fitting into that time slot. So yeah,
he asked me, He goes, can you go to the bosses?
Could you tell them, hey, I just want my show
(38:41):
to run in its entirety on the weekends.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Why wouldn't you do that? What else are you doing
on the weekends?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Company famously said, no, no, no, we're not doing that.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
By the way, I got to get my picture with
you two today out. We're not doing that. They serious
exam they were, they were the technology for a while
and they they didn't see this ship coming from a
mile away. They could have had Joe Rogan as my point,
but they didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Mad's Rogan. We got Howard Who's Rogan?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
So Rogan's like, well, uh, this is important to me, so, uh,
you know that's it. So he's he's stopped giving us
programming for the weekends. I don't blame Joe at all,
and that has nothing.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
I don't blame him.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
You know, he's got he's got his own business and
show to run, and he didn't think it was smart
to do it that way. So he went bye bye,
and I remember the company was like, yeah, whatever, we
don't need Joe Rogan.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
They literally said we don't need Joe Rogan. Oh my god.
And then the and then the Bill Burg. Uh. He
this was, I believe in person.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
After one of his appearances on our show, he just
crushed every time he was in and uh, he goes, oh,
once again, appreciate everything you guys have done.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Obviously, I love you guys. Now he's much.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Bigger than It's crazy how life is has chased. He goes,
I need to get paid. He was doing our show
for free. But you know, I would argue that he
was able to promote back to during a time when
he really needed the promotion from the Opien Anthony audience.
So I feel like he was getting something worthwhile out
(40:26):
of all his appearances on our show.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
But that's here and near near. Wait, that's neither here
or there. Yes, yes, you bitch, I got it.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
He goes, Look, you know, I'm at a point in
my career I want to start getting paid for all
this stuff. So I had no problem giving you my
podcast on the weekends. But I want to make a
little money. He didn't say a lot of money. I
just want to make a little money. I want to
start bringing money in. So I went to the bosses.
I'm like, hey, you know Bill Burr, we fought for
maybe the other fall for him. I can't speak for them.
(41:01):
I just can't speak for myself in these situations. I said, guy,
is fucking talented.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Does our show for free?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
It's got a podcast that is starting to, you know,
grow a little bit. It's no, it wasn't anywhere's where
it is today. And all he wants is a little money,
just a little money. Could we give Bill Burrow a
little money to have his podcast on on the weekends. No, man,
every fucking penny we make, we give it to Howard Stern.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Oh god, no, we can't.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
We can't do that. I had lived that part, but
it is the truth. Every fucking cent went to Howard Stern.
We got the crumbs at the end of the day
all of us and I go.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Bill, Ah, they.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Said no, And Bill's like, all right, you know there's
a line in the sand. I gotta really start getting
paid for my shit. And so Bill went by to
serious accept these idiots because now they got a tired
old man that takes the summers off. They don't have
a they don't have an era apparent they're gonna try
(42:13):
to go with the girl Andy Cowen. Good luck with that.
But they they didn't. They didn't set up their future.
They just figured Howard Stern, he'll be one of these
guys that'll just live to one hundred.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
So who cares.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
But they could have had Joe Rogan and Bill Burry.
Look what both those guys are doing now. They had them.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
They were on our channel. Oh my god? All right?
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Uh were you in favor of that awful serious exit merger?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Also?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
If Trump to poured you next week, what country would
you flee to? A lot of inside stuff, what country
would I flee to? Man, I would go to the
country of Turks and Caicos? Is that a country or
a providence? So would that be England?
Speaker 1 (43:00):
I don't know. I'd go to Turks of Kekos no
problem and the merger.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Both companies were heading toward bankruptcy quickly, including Sirius who
had Howard Stern. Both companies were in deep, deep trouble,
so they needed that merger to save the business. And unfortunately,
unfortunately this is too inside.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
But uh, a guy I love.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
In the business and I haven't seen him in years
is Lee Abrams. When I first met Lee Abrams when
we went satellite radio.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
He I had a little meeting with him.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I would wander around when I went down to Washington
and jump in offices and just talk to people and stuff,
and Lee Abrams goes, hey, oh, you've been doing this
a long fucking time.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Just remember this.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Everything you know about radio throw out the fucking window.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
This is a whole new world.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I loved his thinking, and that was exam thinking. And
then what happened was the merger hit this is too inside.
I get it, but it's at the end of the
fucking episode. So we could finish with this and then
Serious and XM they merged. You know, they had the
bigger show with Howard Stern. I have to admit that
even though we were the big show at XM and
(44:18):
then they just crushed everyone that worked for XM. They
got rid of all of them. And those were the very,
very creative people. They were insanely creative. How they like
set up channels and who they hired, their philosophy, it was,
it was amazing.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
And then serious came in.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
The merger happened, and they literally just wiped out all
XM employees.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Just about every single person went.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
And the only reason we didn't go is because we
had a huge audience. But they were just biding their time.
They hated us from day one. We always felt like
the bastard stepchild. That's serious. And then you know I
had Fox up boom. They gave him the pipe as
my my buddy brother, we says. And then, uh, you know,
(45:06):
I fucked up. I just fucking just doing this to
Howard every chance I could get, just being a fucking
pain of the ass. And so they saw some light.
They got rid of me too, And that's what they
wanted to do from day one. They never wanted us
with their stupid company.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
All right, we done enough damage today, right.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Didn't even do what is who the man? We didn't
do anything today? Oh my god, we didn't do anything today.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Right, what's the plan today for the huge crew? Well,
we might do uh haibachi.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
The sun is out, so we're gonna finally get back
to the beach.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Game back on.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Remember as a kid, you would play uh.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Uh street hockey. Cars would come.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Car, you would yell, car, move the nets, and then
the car would pass and you go game back on. Well,
we got game back on on the beach. Oh one
other thing, because I'll forget tomorrow. So I've been We're
doing a lot of bike riding with my son especially, yeah,
my daughter too, but my son, for whatever reason, is
really getting into like biking.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
More this summer.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
And when we're you know, doing our little bike path,
all of a sudden, I'll just I'll just let go
of the handlebars and and I'll I could literally bike
for miles without even touching the handlebars. And my son goes,
this is not a brag. By the way, you'll see
where this is going. My son goes, Dad, how do
you do that so effortlessly?
Speaker 4 (46:41):
I go, Because we weren't brought up with iPads, He goes, Huh,
I go, do you understand like we would wake up
in the morning, Let's say there's a weekend wake up
in the morning, we'd have breakfast, we'd get to watch
whatever cartoon une was on on our two or three
channels we had, and then our parents would.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Say, get the fuck outside.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
So it was plenty of time to get good at sports,
plenty at time.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
To ride your bike without touching the handlebars.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Let's see, all right, I just got distracted by it.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Why would I get distracted by a hater? That's stupid,
I go. So it's not like I have some hidden talent.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
It's because I grew up so differently than you that
we we could develop all sorts of skills because we
had to be out of the fucking house all day long.
That's the reason. Uh, oh you're back, Shepherdini is back.
I gave him a little cute time out. I didn't
(47:52):
block you, Shepherdini, But calm the fuck down, will you?
This is supposed to be fun, fun, fun, glad to
be back. Oh, Howard's wanted you out? Probably one.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Hunt. I know for a fact I gottah and he
liked the inside stuff.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
So I actually, uh was friends with one of the
lawyers at Serious XM because he lived in our He
lives in our neighborhood. I still see him and our
kids play together when they were a lot younger. So
I got to know this this guy, and he would
give me some you know, inside scoop about Serious XM
at times, and uh he told.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Me flat out that Howard couldn't stand me.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
He was really bothered by me, and how I how
I would just go at him, and uh, I know
that for a fact. But here's the other side of
that story. Then you know, I get to let go
at Serious XEM.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Never fired. They paid every penny, Thank you, Serious XM,
your gentleman. In the end.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
They didn't renew my contract in the end. That's that's
what that comes out to be. But uh, I still
see this lawyer in the neighborhood, and man, if he
doesn't cross the street when he sees me, Jesus
Speaker 1 (49:04):
All right, I'm out bye.
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