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Carl Ruiz rants about his Grandma's 90th Birthday party in Miami. Family drama galore! Bruce Jenner removes his d*ck! Documentary film maker Billy Corben calls in and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hope he is here and the show starts. How cool
is that song?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
If you haven't checked out Royal Royal Blood yet, you must,
That song is called figure it Out.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
They gotta They got a couple of little diddies.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Goddamn, that's the way you start the shaven.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Figure it out?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Figure it out?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
And Carl, what's up?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Back in New York.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Car made it back from Miami, went down there for
his grandmother's ninetieth birthday.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
A bunch of pieces of djod.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
An iPod DJ You cheap fuck, he told me a
few stories before the show, So me calling him a
cheap fuck, that's.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Not what I want to hear.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's gotta cut iPod J.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, it's all who you did, because I mean, yeah,
right on, man, there's.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Still a Cuban party. So the high Pod got drunk
and got into a fight with a caterer.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I got pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'm surprised you made it back to New York City
because I thought that was you being dragged off that
United Flights.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I have to say fourth though, beautiful boy, did they
take the beetle?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You're probably complaining about your meal or something.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
They dragged her off the United flight.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well then I was not any better because I'm you know,
I'm on Jeff Blue and I don't do like that
coach very well. And I was getting weird.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Oh yeah, there is no first class and j who
the fuck does coach?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Well, this lady goes to me, she goes, do you
mind going to an emergency row because we don't want
to break up a family, you know, sitting there, I
said no. Yeah, he says, why my family's broken?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
You're the guy that says no.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I say no, no all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
You nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
I don't want to get a cheer that don't recline
the whole flight. So some dumb family, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Know, you're gonna be on wing watch for fucking two hours.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Get the leg room, huh yeah, you do get some right,
you get the leg room, but you don't get the
recline your chance, so you sit like a dump. It
is awkward.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Five seven. I get leg room in the bathroom, bro,
But when they ask, you've got to move, No, you don't. Family. See,
they didn't even give me a whole soda. They gave
me just they poured it for me. You know, they
give you the whole soda can.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, oh yeah, nothing, I take the whole can. I
always they can please the next to my cup.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I was getting I fucked, but I don't care.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, they're they're saving a little money. Would by you
just give me a cup.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Of the soda? What everyone else had cans except me?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Oh really?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Because I didn't want to move?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Oh really?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
But what the family got to organize your trips better?
It's like you could have bought tickets next to each other.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Listen, you want to be the jerk off on your
iPhone too, that's your problem. How'm organighs? How how old
were the kids? I couldn't even look at them because
they were just staring at me. I just good. He
was like shoulder height and he had like little Disney
World sunglasses. And then you're just staring at he's like
an insta my neck and I'm like, oh, not looking

(03:02):
at you. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm standing here, You're Its just a mean person.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I had a rough weekend, open you know what, I
just it was awful.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
It sounds like it was a great weekend. I saw
your Instagram pictures from Miami.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I was stressed to eating.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
With the pork rynds. You got your grandma the pork rhyme.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Dude, you don't even want to get that started.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I want to bag it out. Was so bad.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Let me let me tell you the backstory with this,
with this weekend.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
So about twelve years ago, I come back from overseas
from doing a restaurant, right, I got no phone, nothing.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
You know, I spent it all up there living like
Johnny cash out forever. So my mother calls.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
He says, my cousin husband wants to open a restaurant.
So I go down to South Jersey. Right out of
the airport, I go to South Jersey. It's got this
little rat hole, right and it's got a little apartment
on top of He says, you know, help me open
this up.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
And you know, I'll take care of your partner, this
whole shit. So I'm back into the US. I'm like,
all right, and you needed the gig. I needed a gig.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
I was fresh off the.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Plane right and you were in Canada. I was in Canada.
And then you came home with no money. And it
came on no money, A bunch of girl problems needed
a break. I needed a break. Okay, you know what
I mean I was. I was definitely not the carll
from today.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
You know what I mean, the one we all know one, we.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
All know of this amazing specimen that will not move.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
For a family that's coming back.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
From their first this is what this is what did
it to me.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I can change in a big jar just so they
can make the trip down there together.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I'm sitting there. I'm sitting there, and I opened the restaurant.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
I don't get paid for five and a half months
because and I'm living like a hostage.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Now where you're living in an apartment above the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I had no car, no nothing, you know, fresh off
in Canada. Five and a half months, I finally called
my buddy in the restaurant business in New York. I
said I needed send me a parachute. So he sends
me five grand, gets me gig. I get on the
C streak. You know, it's like this fairy thing. I go.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
I get to New York City. Boom, you know what
I mean. Twelve years later, I'm here. Wow, I haven't
seen this guy, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Friends of the family, they still ow you that money.
Everybody owes me every day, and I've got paid back. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I was still going yeah, So I don't I don't
do ship. You know, I do good work, even though
when I'm starving.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
So the cousin had you work for free for about
five and a half months when you were down on
your luck, down, down and out, and then you said
fuck this.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
And that's family, that's what, and.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
You moved on to the city.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Right.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
So, so fast forward this week.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I thought that was run until your head when a
family wanted you to move on a plane.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Family, So listen, So fast forward this weekend, I get
to Miami. My brother and my mom booked make this
whole party for my grandmother. Right, she's ninety years old.
They created a sweet sixteen You should have seen. It
was a It was so tacky.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Was it? Wait? A Cuban party? That tacky do tail?
Oh my god, he knows, not knowing how to do it.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Everybody was wearing flammable fucking clothing.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
From scarfing. Okay, all right, all right, what is that
I look at?

Speaker 6 (05:53):
We'll get we'll get this.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
So you want to follow along, go to my Instagram documents.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
The whole it's a board chef s a bo so.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
So listen to this So I'm sitting at the party.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
I walk in because I have to bring my grandmother
to surpriser because now I gotta you know what I mean,
I gotta in my rental.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I gotta get my grandmother's she smells like every muscle
relaxing medication.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
I got in a car, right, get there. Guess who
the fuck is there? The fucking guy that had me
working for five and a.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Half months, just sitting there.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
It comes up to give me a hug.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I'm like, you haven't seen him since twelve years?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Holy fuck.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I look at my mom.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I'm like, why the fuck is that dude here? Because
Carl'll be the bigger man. This is his family, is.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
His grandmother too.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
You're doing fine, Let's not be ridiculous. This is grandma's day.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Final la famous last word, Grandma.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
My grandmother's like, what's going on? Go fucking mind your business.
Go cut your cake. R I'll deal with you in
a second. They're a beautiful cake. Oh, hot dollar, hot dollar.
So I'm like, so I'm looking at this guy. He's
drinking my booze, dancing, laughing.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
I'm livid, right, but whatever, I go try to tell
my brother, But my brother's gone from a normal person
to some kind of astronaut.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
You know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like
Star trek answers.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
He's getting me.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
I'm like, doo, would you believe this piece of shit?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Here?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well, Carl, I think it was more of a logistical
I go, your mother.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Should have been right there.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I'm like, dude, if it was opposite, if you would
have done that to you, doctor, you would have why
everybody would have been a roll star today. Just dragging
this dude all over the place.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
You go ahead, Yeah, So I'm raising my hand because
people can't get past the fact that you think Canada
is overseas.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Oh yeah, it's not overseas. And that's what he said that.
I apologize. I'm a little over that part. I'm a
little wound up.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Canada's not overseas, even though I was on an island,
so I kind of went over the sea. That's all
they hurt so far.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Like you want to talk to Adam put at him
on the phone, all right, problem, go ahead.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
At him?

Speaker 7 (07:55):
Hey? Carl, you're awesome, Lope. Your show is doing gray.
I love listening to it, and you're great. You gotta
come to Michigan sometime and do a show.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
That.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
Yeah, Michigan is over a couple of lakes. I don't
know about the ocean. Just like Canada.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Man, you got me right handed, nailed it, brown sucking
cut my story in half with a samurai knife. I
appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Well. Do remember the call CO said, it's Niagara Falls.
I'm kidding, brow.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Everything's the seat us.

Speaker 7 (08:27):
All unuch.

Speaker 8 (08:28):
Now you guys are annoying.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Thank you. He goes overseas every day he comes to Manhattan.
This whole fucking pour my fucking heart out. There's this
fucking motherfucker's gonna want to.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Overseas.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
The lesson river is the sea, so it's anyway alright, So.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
So whatever I I, I just suck it up. I
drink all the vodka.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Relax, right, okay, go home, go to sleep. Also, so
you didn't confront him.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
At the I didn't because everybody's all, look it.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Did you hug No?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
He said?

Speaker 9 (09:02):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
No, he hugged me and it turned into a TSA
moment where I just put my hands up and he
just like kind of patted me down and walked away.
He knew that it was not good we weren't good. Okay.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
He can feel your body language like you went stiff.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
I went stiff. My hands up my brother and you know,
my brother doesn't like confrontation, and it's like, hey, how
you doing?

Speaker 9 (09:21):
Man?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Like, look at you? He ses why to get hurt?
He got to do the surgery.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
He ain't doing no surgery on those people.

Speaker 9 (09:27):
They just die.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
So Sunday morning, my mother calls me, says, where are you.
I says, I'm in my hotel.

Speaker 10 (09:35):
Ma.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
She goes, well, everybody's here. I go because all those
chief fucks slept in the house. That's why they're there.
It's eight o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Whose house are they sleeping in?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
My conduct where my mom.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Lives in Miami.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
So it's the after party, you know. The next morning,
my mom made breakfast for everybody.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
She called me talking to.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Me like I'm late. I opened the door. I get there,
I run over there. I opened the door. That motherfucker's
in my house.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
He stayed there the night.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
No, he came in the morning for the family breakfast.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Oh yeah, he's gonna come to all the activities in
the event. And I did. That was it.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
So that was a Sunday morning. I looked at everybody.
I said, how are you doing? Guys? Fuck you?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Fuck you?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Fuck you, fuck you. I'm out, slammed the door. Then
I started eating all day and drinking. Oh have you
talked him?

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Since they're done?

Speaker 9 (10:21):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Sure done.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
They're all on timeout at least five year time out
five years. That's why you came back on an early
plane like a motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Oh shit, yeah, because you were supposed to be down there.
I was down.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Instead.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
You're watching Sergio Garcia when his first master is his
first major, Sergio, he almost choked, almost shoved the less
than that part.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
And having to go to a sudden death.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Choked Thursday when he got a triple bogie.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, that was a shitty torment. He was eight eight
strokes behind in the end. That Joran Speed, while he's
a good dude too. Man, You like George Speed?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, I interviewed him a couple of times. One time.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Hey, it was a a little kid when he first
popped up. But he's calming down a little bit. But
unfortunately as he calms down his game his name is
not a shark.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
No, he lost something. If something's lost, a little something,
something you watched the Masters. Of course, remember I saw
you last year.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Me and Big Jade did the coverage The Master's on
you some sports Channey Paint has a bunch of money to.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
I got my guy who invites me every year, and uh, yesterday,
right around sudden death, he writes me and goes, hey, man,
I want to invite you to the Masters. I go, yo,
it's too late, but he's already like, set me up
for next year.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Oh great, we're going though. You heard the car. We
all going to the Masters.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
My friend's the scheffer the Masters. Whenever you want to go.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
This guy's invited me. I don't know eight straight years.
I haven't taken him up on it yet.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
We're gonna go with my guy, Aaron May.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
He's the best.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
He runs all the food.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, you're gonna jam, I know it's the foods.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
He's got his own house out there right on the thing.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Where's his house?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
It's whatever, it's one of the chef houses.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
But where is it near Amen Corner? Because if it's
not near Amen Corner, I'm not going.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
You know what. Now you ain't going. Now you ain't going.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I'm not killing Ruiz whatever man if at the cabin's
not ner Amen corner.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Why bother, It's gonna be the corner.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Amen corner.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
That's the spot.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
That's the spot.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
So your boy hooking you up, you're gonna give you
a room right there, Like I don't know, let's pull
it up. Let's pull up a corner. Got the offer.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
He literally works for a CBS sports So I'm sure
we'll do amen pretty well.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Eight man or amen.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
So if you can't beat a cab in your amen corner,
dog even talk to me?

Speaker 8 (12:26):
You d don't even.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Look at me. Give me your cousin's number.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Come on, I was overseas.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I would love to have the cousin in here. One day.
You walk in.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
This is my jurisdiction. Like trade, well, I will light
him up.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
So they set it up as a sweet sixteen party
for your ninety year old grandma.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Way with it.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
By the way I saw the pictures, she doesn't look ninety.
She looks like eighty of anything. Yeah, maybe around eighty is.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
She's really good. She's you know why the grinds on
the top, but the big oh.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
You her ninety year old belly can't digest that ship?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Are you kidding me? She's like a billy goats to
live outside.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Bro, She's like a billy goat.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
So old Cubans are like loan furniture.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Man, you they gonna come in the house. You keep
him inside.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Are going to be met three times as durable as
inside furniture.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Can you explain the birthday cake? Oh? Where's the cake?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Did you see the cake? No, that's not the no, no, no,
that's not the cake. You scare me.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
So I'm down in.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I'm down in old Havana, ayocho right, And I go
into this bakery and I looked to my left and
these are the birthday cakes like that? You know, they're
like the cake decorating craze. Sure, these Neanderthals, this was
made this thing and thought that this was a birthday cake.
And as Star Wars, look at this nightmare star Or

(14:01):
it looks like Chewbacca ship.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
You got to go to Carl's Instagram just for this
picture if you don't get a shipload of new followers
off that picture alone.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Billy Corbyn retweeted it and he says, because Miami Billy,
he's talking.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Were you asking me Billy Corbyn's info? Yeah, that's right?
For what reason? A fuck? What did I need it for?
I was talking to somebody.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
That's weird that you mentioned him to ship and I
never got back to see Billy Corban.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
He retweeted. I retweeted, I forget what, Forget who I
was talking to.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Remember he's Billy Corbyn rules And if he's listening right now,
call the fucking show.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah, let's talk documentary.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
I love him his new doc that he was talking
to us about when he did Food Court with us.
Oh yeah, so we're down in Miami. He comes into
food Court with us, blew up the fucking show. He
comes in, He's like, he's great. That place sucks. That
place sucks. Florida sucks because of this.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Florida's cool because Florida knows Myami. I'll tell you that.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, it worries me that he obsesses about Florida so much, though.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Especially Miami.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
His move on from fucking Florida. How about you tried
Georgia for a little while.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
He's a new documentary.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
This one's not doing it. Why should he.

Speaker 9 (15:15):
Look? Look there?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
He is, look like because of my it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Money. That is fucking hilarious. Star Wars Cake the only
parts of the cake. That's good of like the parts
he went.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
To war where and broke a toilet part and gluted
on a cake.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Oh my god, that is.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Some refugee talent, right.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
There's all kinds of Chinese classic poison on that cake.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
That cake is made out of lead, closed in the
dark watch parts and eight year.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Olds won't have pubic hairs.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
At the Cuban, they got pupic care born. You're born
with a full bush.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Oh man bringing the Cuban woman.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Guman, women's born with gout in a full bush.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
I got all your I got your social media all
sorts of fucked up this weekend because I was looking
at your your ninety year old grandma's birthday pictures and
then I saw the Star Wars cake and I'm like,
what the Oh so you thought I thought she might
be a huge Star Wars fan? Oh my god, I
gus got a shitty Star Wars cake firm.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
That is the worst. It looks like a fucking headboard
on a dirty bed.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
It looks brutal, and there's like a little Fuman guy
next to me looking at it. It's fucking beautiful, right,
I'm like, dude, you're retarded it looks like stop motion, right.
I thought I was in the movie watching a Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Star Wars these things I don't remember. That's from the movie.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Pull diarrhea, that's that's that's a blast.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
That's supposed to be the blastom lazy kid man.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Good god, it looks like it's literally it looks like
stop motion animation. And this is one of the fucking
It looked.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Like a vagina had a baby with a starfish. It's
fucking gross. And you don't want to know your kid's cake.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Oh and is that a joint on the right?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
What is that right?

Speaker 9 (17:05):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (17:07):
It's like five of them?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (17:10):
That is nothing?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
It's like, huh, laser, that's lasers.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Good. You would swear it's a joint. That's lit.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I love you know, with all the bullshit I love
Miami Sharad, you would have loved it. So during the matches,
I go, I can't say the in the restaurant, but
a fancy restaurant.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Hard to get into, Okay.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
So I just walk in and I'm fucking pissed because
I just got robbed for a party, you know what
I mean. So I walk in shouting and I see
the Machudine.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
I know him.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Hey, Carl, how you doing. How's everybody good?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
How's Maria?

Speaker 1 (17:39):
I said, oh, good, good good, I said, I'm just
by me. Come right in. This guy goes, I've been
waiting here for an hour and a half. The looks like,
you know the name of my daughter. He goes, No,
he goes, come on, Carl, let's go.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
So great.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I mean it just stopped everybody. How much was the party?
Seventy almost eight cheese?

Speaker 11 (18:06):
Jeez?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
And you know what, I have the hat around or what?
Let me tell you something on me and I think
you can appreciate this all around. No, I didn't pass
the fucking hat around because then someone who stole my
fucking hat.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
I heard your cousin eight two thousand worth from.

Speaker 12 (18:20):
It.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
He made it hurt. There's one of my one of
these fake A was like, you got any wife from California.
I'm mean, you have been to California? You fucking you're
still wet. Just sit down and drink the fucking panot
visual Like everybody else.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
They tryn to mingle one into the country. They want
to get on an Americana car. You gotta share a
part of your life.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
With these other Cubans over.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
You'll appreciate this after the party. I just want somebody
to say fucking thank you.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah, geez, that's all comes down to your grandmother thing
to you.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
I'm sure my grandmother thinking, but she had none to
do it, and we're surprised to her. She's just happy
she's out of the house. Does it drive you nuts
when it's just expected? It's expected.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
It's like, okay, you know, just give me a pat
on the back, thank you, you know, and I thank you?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Goes a long fucking way. And then and then even
the basic was someone trying to give me a basic
compliment turned to ship like what like someone comes to me, heaes, hey, Carl,
you got a second? I said, yeah, yeah. Remember that
shrimp dish used to make at that restaurant Spoor.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
That was delicious?

Speaker 1 (19:16):
What was in that?

Speaker 3 (19:17):
I said?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Well it was shrimp, garlic, shallots, rosemary, and orange est.

Speaker 9 (19:22):
No, that wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I'm like, go drink your fucking dude. I couldn't get anything.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
No tracks family called us. What family does everybody got
family like that? Don't appreciate ship?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
All right? What about your brother the clean?

Speaker 3 (19:41):
The clean?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
So he's so above the fray did he He doesn't
even know what's going on. He's literally pagging people on
top of the head like Benny Hill used to do
to the old guy ud, just tapping him laughing. He
doesn't give a fop dude. You guys should go to Hollywood.

Speaker 9 (19:55):
Man.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
The movie starts with your brother and ends in disaster.
Somehow he's gonna change my mom. Brother the same guy
you start with Carl's brother.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I knew loping with I knew Lopey would kind of
will help me feel better to At the end, you're
taking dumps in the streets.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
From the laws Vegas. You're the evil version of your
own brother.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yes, they made me evil, man. I was always said
that was a nice guy.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Man, they made me and like before and after Sam Quentin, Carl,
I'll do this for you, go ahead in all.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Honestly, I'd rather be you than him.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Well he's yeah, he's more fun.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Carl's more fun. That bow tie is enraging.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
You knew like a pedophile from a boarding school.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
As much as I'll beat the ship out of you,
I'd rather be you than him. The fun wears a
boat tie.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
It's got nineteen colors.

Speaker 8 (20:56):
In it too.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Wonk her you get married tonight.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Last time I saw a bow tie, it was a
guy that was doing my taxis back in the day.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
If you don't have a bean pie with.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Let me tie you on the next place. So it
throws a nice party and gorgeous, nice nicely.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, did you get a little you get a little
something something for your brother for the party.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Well that was a good one.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
That's when I that's when I was at full rage.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Right.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
So the lady comes and the receipt looks like fucking
like I bought like flowers and plants from my front
yard at home, deep out like.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
It's sucking three feet wall like a scroll.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah, it's curling on the bottom.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
I thought it would hear you hear it was a
pirates paper.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
You didn't get this over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
No actual receipt. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I was like having a panic attack. Read it up,
read it out.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Look at this banquet food amount, uh thirty eight hundred
and fifty dollars. And then I guess someone came late
another banquet food amount for one hundred and forty dollars.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Fuckers sixty two dollars for the cake equipment set up
one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
That's it for that, there was no equipment.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Then the banquet valet that's like one hundred and eight bucks.
And then it's the drink fuck who loves the Sycamore
cab man and someone's just drinking bottles of it? Wait,
Sycamore cab seven bottles of that? Oh, okay, so it's
thirty dollars a piece.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I thought it was one.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
I thought it was a scumbag going, oh, coffee, where
are the two hundred dollars bottles of wine?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
I was patrolling the tables like a warden.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Twenty two espress with people twenty two express twenty two.
That's some Cuban shit.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Free coffee man. Just drink the coffee for one day,
just make believe you're in America. Stop at the fucking coffee.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Coffee.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh, they threw the gratuity in for you. Yeah all right,
so you're looking at Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
The ain't not gonna let you do the math on it.
Why did you do your own math and take the number?
And then on his day two five, I was.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
A deposit that I had to send out that game,
eight seventy five deposit.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Okay, So Carl uh was on the hook for a
sixty five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
That doesn't count all the shit, that doesn't count any
other shit. Me flying down Marina being because Marie's grandfather
died on Friday. Oh, sorry to hear that. So plane ticket, sport, everything,
nobody went.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Your family stayed here.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, so my family wasn't even there. Fuck right, And look,
I'm not I wasn't supposed to talk about that. Well,
I'll tell you. I'll tell you guys.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
He kind of tell us everything. We're family.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
So this is the fucking maybe I almost strangle my brother.
So he makes a slideshow, he makes a slide show
about my grandmother.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
But I got to teach yourself.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, say whatever the fuck you want.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
And then if anyone could fronts you ass for the radio, All.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Right, listen to this.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Well I'm about to burn one. So in the middle
of me being enraged, right, my brother makes a slide
show on his little fucking Apple bullshit, right, showing pictures
of Grandma gir you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Yeah, yeah, nice.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
So it shows me my brother, my mother, my father, grandma,
grandpa before he died, and all these people that my mother,
my brother's kids, right, it finishes, Marie, are the kids
nowhere in the fucking slideshow? Holy fuck? But I had
his kids and oh yeah, his squad was in there
hundred percent. And I'm like, and you know, I'm hyper

(24:25):
sensitive about that because my kids, my kids aren't biological right,
So I'm already I swear of got in the bottom
of my heart.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
I said, thank God my wife isn't here, because if
she saw this fucking video, she would run through that
fucking screen like fucking the high Sea guy.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Babies, because that's fucking awful. There's so much levels of ship.
Wait a minute, by the way, kool aid, you're gonna
have cool aid?

Speaker 3 (24:51):
You confront your brother?

Speaker 9 (24:56):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Did you talk to your brother about it?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I gotta be honest with you. I just looked at
I don't know. I said, what's the point. You can't
teach a smart guy a lesson? To me?

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Am?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I at my point in my life, everybody.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Does something on purpose like I can't. There's no more like,
oh shucks, you don't go to hard and make mistakes
like that.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
You're not a surgeon. You don't make mistakes.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
That's fucking twisted. That's more than passive aggressive, right, that's just.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
What I even came home.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
I know that's right in the twat and when I
came home and he's like, I said, you because I
know if she knew before.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
I lights out, I think you got to confront him
about it.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I think I just need to put them all on
a break, and like, they pay my fucking rent.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
But you don't want them to get the wrong idea
about what you're mad about. Who I would say, motherfucker,
where's my kids? While my kids not in the slide show?
You know, you know what I asked whole You know
what I learned.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
The best punishment for people is just let them be
an asshole with themselves. Man, the fucking I'm having a
good time. That's kind of come to themselves and eventually,
right Carl, if you go sideways, she'll come to you.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Did that kind of thing happened before? Yeah, that's I
struck a nerve. Struck a nerve because it's been probably
already addressed.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
It was addressed once.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah, holiday time, when.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
I when I walked in on Friday, my wife, my
mother goes, where's Marie and the kids? I said, their
step grandfather died. You know, their grandfather from their stepfather died,
so you couldn't make you. But that's not his real father. Go,
you know you're talking basically about me. I'm that guy, right,
Oh my god, I mean how hard I know you

(26:29):
only went to the first grade, but you didn't pay
attention one fucking day.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Wow, that's a shot at you, Karl. Who said that?
My mom?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Like what you get hit with a coconut fucking.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
On the beach?

Speaker 13 (26:38):
Like?

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Who says that?

Speaker 14 (26:40):
So?

Speaker 3 (26:40):
How much did your brother to chip in? The big
heart surgeon?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
I just took I took the check when when the
check came, when the thing came, he broke out these
little glasses.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
All of a sudden, I look, I got fucking Benjamin Franklin.
I just swiped it. I just swiped it. Fucking I
put it on my fucking shitty Discovery car. Discover card
just set me like a toaster and an umbrella.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
I don't even know the Discovery was selling. They are now.
He had a special glasses when the checks, but the.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Ones that fold in the middle and ship, oh yeah,
and they're all greasy andsing. He's like, what do we
have here?

Speaker 13 (27:18):
What?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
What's this?

Speaker 3 (27:20):
What's this scratch.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
What's this chicken scratch? I can give me this.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
He's a real classic guy. He can retired to the
country tide. He's got it, he's got his uh, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Make it herd classes. The spectacles.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Came off and then like special one, he pulled out
his mask spectacle and he was like, what's going on here, dude?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I'm telling you, we got to make a documentary about you,
and we start with your brother playing you, and we
end with you.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
I mean, growing up with that, I got.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
A perfect story. Arc I love who has to go wrong?

Speaker 5 (27:56):
I love him, but like growing up with him was
fucking almost impossible. Only like three girl friends, like the
whole time, I believe that.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
I mean, while I'm pregnant, another girl's, everybody's pregnant, I'm fighting.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
I'm lost in jail. You take those glasses off of me.
Almost looks like Jimmy Kimmel, a little kim face. Kevin
and Virginia Carl, thank you for recommending sour grapes.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
A lot of people saw the sour Grapes of the weekend.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
We should have those people.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
That's the lot.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Yeah, the star Wars Keke let me tell you what
it made open the happiest person today if that was
our fucking cake. Dude, that's what you thought the whole time.
The whole weekend, I was howling. I'm like, carl got
sucked on his Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
I loved the movie How She Loves the Fourth Awaken.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Oh just wait till you see what I got up
my sleep for.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Good old Carlia.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
I let shrod in.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Now.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Would makes sense that you came back early? I thought
when I text you early today, I was like, what
times your flight? What's on me back in New York?
This motherfucker said I'm here. I mean, I said, okay,
somebody he's done killed one of his family members.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
We got we act why I can't get together with
my family that like if this is like every five
years because I don't yield. It's either you know what
I mean, I've got too too.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Much shit and they're all just staring at you to
do the quote right thing, which means set up the
whole fucking party and pay the bill.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
At the end, when I was broke, I called my mom.
I was like, Mom, I'm broke.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
She's like, isn't it bad?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
It's terrible. I'm like, are you. I'm like, hey, android,
can you put my mom on the phone.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
There must be a robot on the What is this
emotion you speak of?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Literally, when I had no money, talking to my mother
was the same as you talking to a shark in
the fucking water. It was funny.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Let me go to Scott and Canaday.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
He's got a lot of comments about this. She got.
Go ahead. Hey guys, I'm doing it, man doing it?

Speaker 15 (30:00):
Yeah, you guys are Manu, Sam Roberts.

Speaker 12 (30:03):
Oh, come on, what do you got, Scott, Jefferieze, You're
fucking awesome? Man, I love you.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 15 (30:08):
Man.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
I appreciate it on that show, man, Thank you, man,
I appreciate it. For Fox's sakes.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Guys up, yeah, wait, that's all you got.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Look at this one to say, huh.

Speaker 12 (30:23):
On my way home.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
That's all I got.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I appreciate it. I wanted to comment to Carl Ope
about all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Thanks good.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
I appreciate Yeah, we definitely got to play the audio
and a dude get dragged off the plane.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
It's too good. Oh yeah, we we're heading towards the
women's screaming.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I got this ship made the list think we're going
to blow this. I just want to hear them.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
The women's screaming made the lawsuit for him, that made
his money.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, how about I turn you onto something. You're pretty
up on current events? Yeah, you know the big news
as we sit here right now?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
What Syria, thank you?

Speaker 10 (31:00):
Or what?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
You don't know?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
I don't know. I don't know who you're tings are?
When are you talking?

Speaker 9 (31:06):
Why?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
What's going on? Caitlyn Jenner?

Speaker 3 (31:08):
What about her? No longer has a dick? She breaking
fucking news.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
No, that's not true.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Where is it over a mantle?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Well, the guys, uh, the guys that work on the
show will do a very fine job. They're wondering if
what do you wonder, Paul, if they're going to keep
it for the Hall of Fame or something.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
They're gonna use it in a javelin thrown? So would
did this break over the weekend?

Speaker 13 (31:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Hour ago? Hour ago?

Speaker 2 (31:36):
So?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Caitlyn Jenner?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Officially, Caitlyn Jenner has undergone sex reassignment surgery. Nearly two
years after publicly announcing her transition from male to female,
Caitlyn Jenner has undergone sex reassignment surgery and tells the
world about the decision in our upcoming memoir, The surgery
was a success and I feel not only wonderful but liberated.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
That's a big move, you know what That big move transsexuals.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
That's a big move, is it?

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Yes, a lot of transactions were like, I'm not like
a lot of cross reps. If they don't want to
take the peanuts.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Off, that's a big But then again, if you had
kind of like a sad like sickly one, then maybe
it wouldn't matter as much.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
If you couldn't take a punch. I got to take
a punch Olympics.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
But if you but if you had like a trophy,
very good taking the last punch. I can't take a punch.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
But if you got like a trophy one, yeah, I
think that why would you ever take that? I think
that's a tough decision to make.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Yeah, if you got a beautiful cock, why would you
ever get rid of it? Even when you transud?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Right, Since this is just.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
My dumb I don't know ship two cents, but I'm
thinking it's an easier decision if you got a shitty one.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah. But he already did a point. He's got fourteen kids.
I mean, he did his damage with that cock.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
He's got uh, what is he got? He's got two
and then he's got the three. Oh no, well those
are the steps.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
And then he's got another two.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
And now she's the sheep.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Well she was a she When she says she was
a she, that's like my it's like in my world.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Now she's a sheep. Now she's a she. I watched
a half episode of The Kardashians last night. Every once
in a while pops up here in my house. Yeah, yeah,
like I'm the only.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Fucking out of.

Speaker 8 (33:28):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Shut up to you, now, shut up to the people
out there that want to deny that this ship happens.

Speaker 8 (33:33):
And then they go.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
With an old body and hell, twenty twats they got
to make something out of everything.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
And that Chloe, Yeah, she's looking good now.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
She doesn't really fucking like the dad huh, oh, don't
like And she calls him by uh, she doesn't say father, mother, nothing.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
She calls him Caitlin. They have beef now, and she
says it in a way like.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
She fucking almost threw clenched teeth. And they were close,
like what Caitlyn did to her mother.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Yeah, Chloe and.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Bruce were really close too, right and now, but Caitlyn
is a bit. Kit is a bitch and all the aspects.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Of the word.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Oh my god, what is stop?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Why do you? Let's see it?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Which part is the clit?

Speaker 9 (34:20):
Now?

Speaker 11 (34:21):
This is the testicle and penis are removed during the
early stages of male to female gender reassignments.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Looking at the scissors. Wow, and then what happens? And
then he turned into a pretzel. It's a warm pretzel.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
You gotta think your new clit comes from your helmet, right, yeah?
And maybe the underneath part.

Speaker 16 (34:39):
Yeah, the the part of the help right yeah, where
it's almost kind of starts, uh splitting a little bit,
you know, man, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Man, let me get back to this so uh, I mean,
I'll give it a test drive. The former I take
it around the block. Godam I want to see the
rock opinion? They were I think they were at a
Kanye West show.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah last night. Okay, I look at my wife and
my look. I'm trying to have an open mind and stuff.
But soon as as soon as she walked in the room,
I just started laughing.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
When walked in.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Yeah, yeah, it's a six three woman with Joe Cleco
needs I mean, you gotta get a little giggle and
a grandma pants suit, and it showed us, just showed
us for days.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
That's why I.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Believe it's a real thing, because why the fuck do
they want to walk around like that unless you really
felt like something's going on inside.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yet Listen, you don't do this for jokes.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
But I'm like laughing, and I'm like, people get in
trouble for laughing at this? How do you not find
the kind of humor in this?

Speaker 4 (35:47):
But your first reaction is an honest one, So you
gotta let people get past the first reaction.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
So people gotta get used to these kind of things.

Speaker 9 (35:53):
How dare you?

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 16 (35:54):
But I mean it's like, oh wow, well there's what's
nothing nuts act that's right down the middle.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
I don't know those two they cut it down, They
cut it.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Right open, and it's like a peach. Yeah, like they're
make it some time of custard.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
And then then.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Then you pull the skin back and then you remove
the pit like it's an avocado.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Oh boy, get the next one?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Can I you see?

Speaker 3 (36:20):
I think just something happening in the back. Then I
gotta I gotta finish my thought because it's also right there.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
But I don't want anyone to be harmed and ridiculed,
you know what I mean. But well, when you see
your walk in the room, and it's hard not to laugh.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
If I see somebody walking in the room with a unibrow,
I'm flucking by myself.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Right, and look at this, and then I meet him.
We have a bear.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
We frayed.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
I'm sure I met Kurt.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Back to the story.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
The sixty seven year old formerly known as Bruce Jenner,
gets very candid in the memoir, reportedly writing that a
penis has no special gifts or use for me other
then what I have said before, the ability to take
a whiz in the woods. I just want to have
all the right parts. I'm also tired of tucking the
damn thing in all the time.

Speaker 8 (37:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Once you talk that much, Dick turns into Ian Helper.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Was wrong.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
He was started to telling me that he was regretting
this whole thing and was thinking about going back to.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Being a male.

Speaker 9 (37:22):
Going back.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Now, man, now you're done. That doesn't seem to be
what's happening.

Speaker 9 (37:26):
Yeah, can you.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Reverse that like a bad tattooer? No, that's that you're done.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Jesus. I mean, I guess you can reverse it, but
what is it going to be? They can do anything,
but should you?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Right, she decided to go public about her latest surgery
so all of you could stop staring. You want to know,
so now you know, which is why this is the
first time, in the last time I will ever speak
of it.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Wow. Having the surgery was a.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Complex decision, she reportedly says, mostly because of potential health risk.
It was previously known that Jenner had undergone facial feminization
surgery and gotten breast implants. What's the feminization surgery on
a face? They can't tour it getting the cheekbones a
little higher, man.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
They can bring the cheekbones out. They can tour the face,
the same thing girls do.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Now, that's what girls, young girls so stupid, they went
so much make them now like they drag queens. They
want to beat their face. They call it beat your face.
It's like, that's what dude's saying. So they can have
a girl face, right, And.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
If the young girls do now they to the face
like the trannies.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
They like, what are you doing facial feminization surgery? So
maybe they gave the mouth a little more room yeah,
they open their mouth up.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
She won the gaper. They call that one the gaper.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
This is nuts, man, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
I mean it's great though. I want people to be,
want to be and whatever makes you happy.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I really believe that.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
But it's but it's still a little strange. I'm not
gonna fucking lie about it.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
It's different.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Jenner, who is parents of six children with ex wives,
including Chris Jenner, came out as all right, we know
all that.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
I think Caitlyn became a bigger bitch than Bruce and
that's why the girls don't like her.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
He turned into the ultimate cont to them. And that's
why Chloe's acting like that.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Do you think, yes, Billy Billy liked your that you
mentioned him on that.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
I fucking love Billy Corbin.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Tell me call the show. What is he writing?

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Yeah, you gotta call on what's he writing? Right now?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Someone said, we mentioned by Carby's on Today's open show.
Billy could said, he thank you.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Yeah, he's awesome. What's his thirties?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
For thirties?

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Again? He got the cocaine cowboys.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Cocaine Cowboys is just amazing. And I was doing that
one that Florida one, it's called a sunny place for
shady people.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
He did the fight one to remember that one.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Dog fight dog fight? Oh that was Billy's no joke.
What is this new one about that?

Speaker 17 (39:41):
He was telling you?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
He was telling us when when you tell me in
Roland on food Court that it was called, uh, Florida
sunny place for shady people. Yeah, that's great, and it
just documents like, but how Florida does it make anything?
It makes all its money. I'm feeding off of people's
dreams from the north right, like, and it's incredible. He's like,
we don't a man, you know, we don't manufacture anymore.
And he like the way he broke it down. Bro,

(40:04):
it was already amazing, you know what I mean. Like,
if you give me the same thing, I would probably
do like a video of like people get banging in
Walmart parking.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Now I'm curious who started that trend? Was it Disney
that brought the first like dreams type of he had
to make money?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
He explained it down nifties like it started like and
it was incredible how we explained it just talking to
me and rolling we were frozen.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Oh, he's like, he's that good. You know the cocaine
trade built up Miami.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Everyone knows that. Oh yeah, nobody's talking about before that,
like how Miami started like started. Yeah, he's like a fantasy.
This is where the hustles at.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
So what's the difference between this and cocaine cowboys, because
well it's not cocaine based.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
This is like the lower level guys, just the dreamers
getting fucking trailer parked up and crazy shit gotcha Like
like he posted best ship like the other day. Yet
he writes someone left a shark in a shopping cart
in front of Walmart.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Because Florida artist.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
It's great, And he has a ficture of a shopping
car title shark in it, Like someone took a shark
out of a car and put it in a Dutch
shark in Walmart. The tell tell you incredible.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
If Billy's out there, someone tweet him, tell me call
the Shaw would love I would love to know a
little bit about this documentary a little more.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
And he rocks telling me it's gonna be on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
He's the best documentary guy, hands down.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
I'm telling me he kicks ass. It's yeah, I really
probably couldn't argue that. No, he's not gonna end. But
the dude from a PBS ken burns awesome. It's so
funny and all civil Did you watch I Believeable? Did
you watch Probation? I didn't watch that.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I mean, uh oh, not probation, uh uh.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Prohibition, prohibition? Did you did you want one?

Speaker 9 (41:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
I want to watch that one three parts about six hours.
I watched The Unbelievable. That's what I hammered out this weekend.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
That's what I want to watch.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Hammered it out turns off so jealous. Turns out most
people didn't stop drinking during that whole fucking peer. Oh no,
what was it in nineteen twenty to nineteen thirty twoish.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
That's how the world made all their money, billions of
dollars campone. Yes, that's how he made a lot of
his dough. We brought him more liquid during that time
into the country.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
They estimated there were thirty five thousand illegal speakeasyes whatever
you want to call him, in New York City alone. Yep,
thirty five thousand. They didn't have enough people to to,
you know, to shut these these places down.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
The cool thing about New York is still a lot
of these places still left here you can go drinking
and all these bars like the hot Dog Plays down
in the East Village, right, you have that back room
that you go through.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
A fucking phone booth.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah, and as a bar, what I what I found
fascinating was the fact that, uh, you know, beer and
saloons were really important that men men only, and it
was all the immigrants were hanging out at the saloons
because that's where they learned English, that's where they got
their news, that's where they worked, where they try to
find jobs. That's where they hung out because you know,

(42:57):
they were living in such a shitty way, all sediments,
so it was like their way.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Of being able to relax. It was like their living
room in a lot of ways.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Right, Yeah, yeah, union meanings all that shit.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
But then the problem was they were coming home and
beating the shit out of their wives and kids and
just being nightmares.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
And and it was more a woman's movement that started. Yeah,
it started the prohibition. Yeah, you old women, old Christian
women shut them down. They were like enough of this shit.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Yeah, women getting beat up by their husbands, right when
they're trying to just do right and raise these fucking kids.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
And then uh, and then soon as prohibition went into
effect in nineteen twenty, crime jumped, crime jumped, and everyone
just started drinking anyway, drinking more.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
And that's when people were going blind because people started
doing their own fucking. That's still the reason, doublicus and right.
And then their rules were weird.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
You were allowed to make wine at home even though
alcohol was illegal.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I don't understand why they allowed allowed the wine thing.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
And then stores were selling just the grapes and warning
them if you do this and and leave the grapes
and the dark, it will turn to alcohol. Like it
was like it was a warning, but it was more
of a hint, like, hey, we want to sell a
lot of grapes.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
In any law, young fucking bootlegger.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
I'm a fan of illegal ship.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
I'm a big fan.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
So so the way that it was explained to me
was that whole thing about making house swine was the
only way. Everything has to have a loophole for crime
to exist. But these are built in by the government,
you know what I mean. So this is so that
you can still get the paraphernalia. Because as long as
you can make wine, you can.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Sell quirks, you can sell bottles, this just like the
weed stuff you can sell now the pipes, so you
need that, You need those little holes so the corruption
can floor it.

Speaker 18 (44:42):
Right.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
They didn't.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
They didn't think that through all the jobs that would
be lost by making alcohol illegal.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Yeah, they didn't think that through. And the other politicians
just don't.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
They needed that win.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
And know what turned it was.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
The government decided to start up I think it was
federal income tax, I believe, right, So then they're like, oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
If we can taxted and make money off of it,
is with it.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
We could get rid of the booze now, because we'll
get the money another way.

Speaker 16 (45:06):
Right.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
It was a fascinating three part I Gotta watch series
with the slow moving photograph.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Oh, the big reveal in this photograph.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Oh my god, you're gonna make a lot on a
steel shot, but you're gonna make a different TV.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
And then there was something in there because the women
were also trying to get other things done, like equal pay. Right,
you know, turn of the century, the nineteen hundreds, they
were trying for that equal pay stuff. And now fast
forward a good one hundred years and we're still trying
to get that for the ladies, right, Yeah, and then.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
They were trying to and this was a mind fuck.
They were trying to raise the age of consent. Oh
from what to what? Was it? Twelve?

Speaker 2 (45:47):
I swear to god, I wanted to look it up,
but I felt like someone would fucking knock on my door.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Nice. Oh, you want to guess what. They wanted to
get it to sixteen to sixteen?

Speaker 4 (45:56):
So I have to be like, at least I must say,
I want to say nine something in farm type of
ship ten ten, nine in this fucking.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Farm rules, that's farm rules.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Yeah, that's a farm rule.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
That's good farm rules. I get that. I understand where
that's crazy. I understand where it came from.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
I don't. It ain't right, And they are like, what
the fuck? I get crazy now?

Speaker 3 (46:16):
No, but I understand where I came from.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
The women were like, what what the fuck? We got freaks.
We gotta raise, we gotta raise this.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
You know the age of this? Yeah, because girls are
really getting traded off. That was don't want to choose,
but that was an actual issue that they had to
figure out.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
I want to move it to sixteen from ten, and
then I want to look it up to get more
details on that.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
I'm like got my fucking computer's gonna blow up.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Don't do it? Man in black show, How crazy is that?
I'm gonna have to pull up Pete Townsends.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
And I was just doing research, sir, exactly handcuffs in
my own house, on my own laptop.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I wasn't brave enough.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
I don't blame you, because I was like, this cannot
be real that they were actually arguing this ship back
in the day and.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
People were fighting against farm lighting, right, I don't want
to know old made sixteen year old old?

Speaker 3 (47:05):
What in farm?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
In farming?

Speaker 9 (47:08):
Farm?

Speaker 1 (47:08):
The monarchy's rule. It's just like you marry off a
little kid to fuck up the other farmer like that.
That's the real thing. That's a real thing.

Speaker 9 (47:15):
It was.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
It was nuts, But this prohibition.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Ken Burn's documentary, I don't know what year it came out,
but I it popped up on my Netflix because that's
pretty much all I watched these days.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
It's not on Netflix, I'm not watching. And I loved it,
really enjoyed it. He's the big dog on the documentary stage.

Speaker 9 (47:32):
Right.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
It's not getting twisted here. I mean, Billy's my boy,
Billy's great, Billy's got the new flair to it.

Speaker 9 (47:38):
People like his.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
I like his gorilla style fucking way to shoot.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
And we were always a drinking country. And back in
the way, back in the day, it was even kids
are drinking when they came home from school stuff. But
it was like a very the alcohol content was very low.
It was like two percent or something like that.

Speaker 9 (47:56):
Right.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
The problem was when the whiskey and and and daniels.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
They still have their factories in prohibition, you know, oh,
yeah they did, right, They were just sitting there.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Yeah, the mob was buying up the distilleries. They were
still selling ship and buying the product. Yeah, they were
still selling product. They had trucks going down all the
way up these coasts.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
And then well they were paying off the politicians and
the and the local officials.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
And that's when they had the fast cause. And that's
when nascars started. I was racing all the liquor up
and down. They said, great.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
They sent an Aria area, long Island three miles off
the shore is international waters.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
So these boats would hang out three miles out, they said,
they was.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
They said from the shore, there were so many boats
off here, it looked like a mini city.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
This is during prohibition, where they would pull the boats together.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Where you assume that it was really hard to get alcohol,
but that just wasn't the case. You just had to
get it in a different way. And then people would
tool out on their boats and they would do they
would go from boat to boats shopping, see what they
got and see what what prices were, you know they
were selling their ship for.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
And then then they would sneak back.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
To shore with their ship. Rum is both three? Yeah right, yep?

Speaker 1 (49:04):
How great is That's the way business been done for
hundreds of years. That's all they necessity And then and
the government, once they figured out, were like, wait a second,
everyone's making money, except that's they.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Got rid of it.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
It's that simple.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Ye, same with weed.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
They're the biggest gangster on the block.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
I should have wrote notes because I was there was
other sadat I was fascinating.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
I'm stupid.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
So the Germans actually pumped it up with you know,
Anheuser Bush and all the beer companies came from Germany
and basically showed America, hey, when you're drinking a ship.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Two percent, let me show you what we could do.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
And then when the war started, the officials turned people
against the German, the German brewers, and they're anti America
because we were fighting Germany. That made it a lot
easier to you know, get the prohibitions starting.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Yes, all politics man breed and politics and his money.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
But then the breweries were selling beer before was beer
that just that mushy what do they call mulshie? The
I forgot what it's called with instructions, how you could
turn this ship like.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
The hops and yeah, the barley and the hops center.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
No, but if there's a name for that stage of brewing.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Oh, got all the beer people out there. Mon talk
screaming at their radio is what it's called.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
The mon talk fucking illegal, fucking look at it.

Speaker 8 (50:22):
Now.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Mon talk is all big money, big beach.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
From same families, same.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Family, same.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
They never left, they never left bootleggers.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
That's where a lot of those mansions came from.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
You Kennedy.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Alcohol, Alcohol was the crack of its day. It was
much bigger because.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Back then you didn't have cracking coke and heroin. You
just had liquor. It was one thing, right, it was
one liquor.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
That's what mixed drinks came from, too, because when it
was started making my own liquor and the tubs and
ship the taste was off, so he puts.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Up on cranberry and oranges.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Is that true.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
That's where the mixed mixed strings came from. Prohibition of
that man and the fucking players trying to make Lincoln
taste better.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
The other thing, you know, they were delivering milk right
for the youngsters. I think.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
I think when I was very young, we were still
getting delivered to our house.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
I remember down South, I'm almost embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
You get it's delicious, the best way to get milk.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
But anyway, the milk guys would just paint their bottles,
or they would use the milk bottles or I think
they were painting the outside to make it look like
it was a milk bottle. Right, So they were delivering
milk and booze, so they were in on it. Everybody
was in everybody.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
That's why they had to stop it.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Everybody was because everybody was still drinking.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Every mayor even you know, even New York City, the
mayor whoever was the mayor that I forget.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
His name, LaGuardia. No, it was the tall no shut up,
the Blasio cook, the tall dude.

Speaker 10 (51:51):
No, no.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Fuck I just had it, dude.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Laguardi was but no, this was during that time.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
No, this was h Smith.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
He wasn't our mayor though he's are you saying governor or,
mayor mayor?

Speaker 3 (52:04):
I'm telling you he used to be in the fucking
h and all these speak easies all the time. LaGuardia
was a big part of this whole prohibition thing.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
He was against me, by the way.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
He was against it because he was you know, he
was a city dude.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Yeah, he was against the prohibition.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
They all went to bars and restaurants after work and
all that in the city.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
That was the thing to do. Twenty one Club was
still here.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
All the people that were legislating this whole ship they
they were still drinking their faces.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
People, you can't do this ship Walker, Yes, Walker Walk,
thank you, Jimmy Walmi Walker.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
I don't know if he's uh in this Jimmy Walker, baby.

Speaker 11 (52:37):
Mayor from nineteen twenty six tonight, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Right, that's right in the fucking he was one of
to do is keeping it open because he used to
vote to the twenty one Club.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Right here back room steaks drinks. Everybody's in there, everybody
famous is in there drinking it.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Up.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
They have fucking vaudeville, fucking performance. He was the mayor
during prohibition, drinking in there with them.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
And all these mayors they wanted they wanted this prohibition
to stop in New York because the federal cops are
here too, are sucking up their games.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Yeah, brackets, and you putting the politicians in bed with
the crooks is like none of mopsa's that's over purpose rights.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
The plane is looking to all your politicians. Yeah, dirty business.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Let Frank get the credit. He's absolutely right, Go ahead,
Frank in New York.

Speaker 8 (53:17):
Yeah, Opie, the word you're looking for is mash.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Yeah, he's right, yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
So the breweries were like, hey, yes, here's mesh and
I forgot what the step is from there, but you
could turn this into the fire.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
So they were still selling their their shit, Olpi. What
do you think in one hundred year, Frank, Opie, what
do you think in one hundred years people are gonna
be talking about us like stupid shit that we did,
like that lead? Is it going to be the lead
or the opio opioids that we allow that ship to happen?
Fucking country.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Yeah, I just got an email from Roland as a
guy doing a documentary on opioids and rolling. If you're
listening apps of fucking litely, I'll take this one HBO
documentary films warning this drug may kill you, putting a
human face on the US opioid addiction epidemic craze may first.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Yeah, I'll talk to these guys, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Fuck yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
I think that's how what helped kill Whitney Houston too.
That's what I'm It's killing everybody.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Have you have you been reading these stories.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
I'm pretty much getting wiped out by the opioids getting
nuts mid to America, and the fucking politicians are literally
looking the other fucking way because they really.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Don't know what to do anyway.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
They so far up their own ascids don't even know
with answer right sad too.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Many, too many people stop making money for this one,
so they're just gonna let it happen.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
And people can get their hands on it.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
So the so the prohibition how it ended too is
the fact that it was dryes versus wets, and the
dryes were obsessed with like eliminating it totally from the country,
and it was obviously it wasn't working with the speakeasies
and everything we talked about, and the wets were basically
talking to the dry is gone.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Luck.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
You got to calm the fuck down.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
We understand there's an alcohol problem in this country, but
it's never gonna work that we just wipe it totally out.
So you got to kind of bend a little bit.
And the Dryes they refused to, and that was their downfall.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
It broke the back. Break break your brittle, you break right, man.
But they still regulated. They regulate the ship out of it.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
I can't believe I pay for that whole fucking party.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Uh, Caitlin in person today someone is saying, holy shit,
we'll go to him and Carl.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Why are you the one to pay for it all
and not the surgeon?

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Brother?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
I'm just reading these colds.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
I have another prohibition documentary, Boardwalk Empire.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
I never watched Boardwalk Empire. I lot that I know,
I know.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Oh yeah, it was great and look like a Nikki Thompson.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Everyone's saying, have you watched Boardwalk?

Speaker 9 (55:37):
No?

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Even though the show is different from the real life story,
the real life story is being probably more fascinating.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Kevin three times is brutal. Kevin and Houston go ahead.

Speaker 12 (55:46):
Hey what's that?

Speaker 18 (55:46):
Boys?

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 18 (55:47):
Best best radio show on the air? Man, I'm telling
you right now.

Speaker 8 (55:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (55:56):
And I had followed Carl this weekend on Facebook where
Facebook frames.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Yeah what's up?

Speaker 18 (56:03):
And you can tell his family loves fucking spending his money.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
They really got it. They're good at it. Well, you're
good at something, you want to keep doing it.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 18 (56:25):
Documentary that the county that I live in in Texas.
This just this past election, we passed to have liquor
stores in my county.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Okay, twenty sixteen, wowesus? Yeah, for the first time.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
No, he's right.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
After after we went back to you know, alcohol being
in league, a lot of pit places, STA, a lot
of town said fuck that.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Even a town where Jack Daniels is in, right, it
is a dry town.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Yeah, actual Townlinsburg is dry.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
They were showing examples in the documentary all the way
up to like nineteen fifty nine, and then they finally said, okay,
we'll allow alcohol again, so but continue Kevin.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Well.

Speaker 18 (57:04):
The other thing too, that prohibition, I mean there was
the mafia was obviously always around, but that's prohibition is
basically what funded Las Vegas?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Oh yeah, I mean the town of Las.

Speaker 18 (57:18):
Vegas would not be around if it wasn't for progress.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
I agree.

Speaker 18 (57:21):
And now there's more alcohol consumed there than anywhere on
fucking face the earth.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
So that's what it built. It built the number one
alcohol drinking places.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Alcohol, alcohol built Vegas, Cocaine built Miami.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Yeah yeah, So when's the netbik city? And what's gonna
be based on?

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Uh? Denver and weed? Denver and weed? Maybe there you
have it? Okay, right on, so we don't even learn
our lesson, like just make the ship.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Take care man.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Who's gonna be the first city to make cocaine legal?
They're gonna blow up Stropolis?

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Who's buying a condo there?

Speaker 3 (57:57):
I can't wait?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Maroo, mad Carl? Why'd you nineteen eighty six? White Testarosa?

Speaker 3 (58:03):
What's it?

Speaker 1 (58:03):
All the track suits? I'm gonna live out my dream?
I can't tell the kids I died.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
I can't believe you mentioned Ken Burns of Nowhere because
I know he's Hey, I fucking he has ate up
that documentary this weekend.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
That was a good one.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
That motherfucker know how to tell a story.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Right Between that and the Masters, I was good and
a little little fishing.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Oh you got some fishing in?

Speaker 8 (58:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Nothing, No, it's too early.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
You ain't catch anything. No.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
I was just gonna be throwing back into the water though,
throwing some clams, as they like to say.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Yeah, I love fishing.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
You just relax it. I love it too.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
We're fishing this summer, though. Man, we are fucking fishing.
You fish or you just sit fish money, fish, my boyscout,
is what I tell you. I had to teach fishing.
I had to fish a merit badge. I fished with
my whole family. We sulling us, we shunting fish.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
As soon as I believe that you actually fish, I'll give.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
You the Invit you really don't believe that is fish.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
I want to see you.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
I want the white Man's games. I bet you I'll
catch all the fish. I want to see you throwing
in in the East River with the boys. He knows.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
I love fishing, and I was relaxing my whole time.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Not if you're fishing in the East River, that is
like your livelihood. You're literally you're literally fishing to eat.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
I told you when I was riding my bike well
last summer, and it was taking a body because somebody
jumped off the branch. Un usual jumped off George w Washing.
So he's taking a body up the river, right, But
people still have the lines in the water right next
to the motherfucker. I'm like, New York's about that license.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
But they gotta eat.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
There are people they dragging a body out like this.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
I bet he's been in it for a while with
a sucking fishing line right next to the I'm like,
you want to eat.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
That fishions probably, uh, you know, our our nibbling. He
knows where to cast fisher fish, the fisher eating the
dead skins.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
So, but there might be a bunch of fisher in
the area. It was and half he found the watch inside.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
When you bike up up and down the East River,
you see people that are they are, like I said,
because they are hungry.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
They fishing for food.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Yeah, but a lot of them go down there and fish.
That's for the food that they're gonna eat that night.
They're gonna cook it that night.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
And oh yeah they are. You can see the difference.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
You see families down there. You see like a falling
with the sun. But you see like a Dominican dude,
they have the fishing for food tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
They got that hope in their eyes. Otherwise they gotta
split a subway a sixth inch.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Look that striper, he's got it. That's not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Some good fish over here? Man, Where the fuck did
he catch that? That's right off the East River? That's
right on the FDR. Is that is that east? That's
fry and school right there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
I mean, I don't know, man, I don't know. I
know a nice fish.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
I know our waters are polluted, but I don't know
if I'm eating anything out of the East River.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Why the Atlantic is right here? I don't fucking know.
Come on, Oh, if fish comes from drumwhere it sounds
like he has an apartment there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
I don't want to see from somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Look at that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
He already ate one from this striper? Nice is New
York City striper? Hunt your How would you prepare this one?

Speaker 12 (01:01:11):
Is?

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Can I handle this? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
We're going to agree with me to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
I'm gonna go real, Okay, okay, all right, little olive oil,
drisel that ship on little salt, little pepper, and broil
it the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
What what size boiler do you have your restaurant? Look
at this, I think, did you get a.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Brawling from Nazi Germany wish?

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Or are we pans seering it? What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
The fish?

Speaker 19 (01:01:46):
Like that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
The first thing that I would actually grill it. I
make a little boat on my barbecue and grill it too.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
I'm not a fan of grilled fish at all.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Really.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Look, I only got three of those last summer that
were you know where I kept them?

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
You got three like that?

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Not that big Jesus?

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Like what size?

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Mine is like a little over thirty thirty one ish
thirty two?

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna show you something.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Did you cook him up out?

Speaker 9 (01:02:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Okay? And you prepared it? Yeah, that's what the ones
who put on a grail I got.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
I got a friend that actually fucking filets inform me
because I'm a butcher.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Yeah I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
I got. I gotta get better at that. Okay, I'm
gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
That's what we're gonna learn this summer for real, Like
how to play my own fish to meat. I know
how to do it, but it always comes out ugly.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
So you know how to fil a?

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
You know, I know how to fill a but it
comes out ugly, So I gotta I need a little
more practice.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Mine is uneven as a motherfucker. One thick one, one
skinny one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Dude, I gotta like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
A fuck I have fish with orn.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
He's probably listening right now. He's in Florida, but he's
coming back soon. He fucking knows.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
He does it like it's nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I'll tell you the best two minutes he's done. Move
the fish, not the knife. That's what he does.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
He pulls the tail through it, and then you pull it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Yes, it's done.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Oh don't I look way? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
Well, then you got a carving class going on, and
I got a mouthful of fucking needles.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
A favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Can you pull up butter based things?

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Fish taste crunchy?

Speaker 7 (01:03:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
God? You know what I'm on to delay with him
like when he talks about food.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Dude, I nailed the right. Oh, but I nailed the
olive oil with a whole cold pepper. You don't go
crazy with fish with all sorts of stuff on it, right, Olive.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Oil, kind of fat. Olive oil is not as good
for you as trying to say it is a car.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
You drizzle it on, you don't even need to do
I think, I think, look at this, this is how
you cook fish. So you and then you only cook
fish on one side, and then you scoop the fat
oil faty side, right the skin side, and then this
is how you cook the other side of the fish.
You should only cook one side of the fish.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
This is the difference between pros and whatever girl scouts
ship you're doing at your house.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Really, that's an hour bike right after eat that though,
so you should flip it over in the pan.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Never ever, fish you should only cook on once. I remember,
you cook meat, you watch fish, right. All you're doing
is just trends making this thing warm. You're not You're not.

Speaker 14 (01:04:14):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
This isn't a fucking pork chop man. This stands from
the ocean.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
So every every minute that you invite heat to this thing,
it's losing moisture. So you're you're on a backwards clock.
All right, I know a thing or two, guys, let's
settle the fuck down now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
I got it home.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
I got some nice I got some nice steaks over
the weekend, Carl, Yeah, my family.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Yeah, I've had such a rough week and I'm just
gonna go ahead, chef, what did you do? No, No, no, chef.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
No, the twist is gonna be funny. So I got
I got some nice steaks, and I'm gonna, you know,
grill up. I got some crab cakes, right, well, what do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
You mean you got crab cakes? You bought crabcakes. Those
were pre made. They were delicious, though. I just had
to heat those up in the oven. But listen, but
it was a nice meal.

Speaker 10 (01:04:58):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
I was gonna hook for my family, right, Okay, my
young son goes, dag, what are you going to make
another one of those jazz.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
It up videos?

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Oh no, I'm literally gonna cook a nice meal for everybody.

Speaker 7 (01:05:17):
But then I did say, I.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Did say it's really funny, and then he's like imitating.
He's too young to fucking know that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
He's a lunatic. And I'm like, oh, maybe if I
see something in here, maybe I'll video it. But I
actually bought all this so we can have a nice
meal tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
So do you have videotape any of it? I really
do want to see how the sticks came out. You
put an oven?

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Yeah, broiled the hell out of him. Sunday morning, I'm
pissed off from walking down and I'm in South peach.
I'm walking around, went to you go get cigarettes. Two
guys on motorcycles are at the light. I'm crossing the
street and I.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
See this one guy just looking at me, looking at me,
looking at me, looking at me, and I'm looking at
a Corey May.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
As soon as I.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Get to you, he goes jazz it up. I just
got the message.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
After the break, Billy Corbyn will call.

Speaker 8 (01:06:09):
In good yo.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Cargo Peep, Yeah, all right, let's go peepe.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
He's good dude, man, he's a good dude, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Follow me on Instagram, Opie Radio, Opie Radio on Twitter,
YouTube as well.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Big Show tonight, Big Show tonight, Baby comedy, sella can't
wait two should out. Shows are loose, so the game
out standing room only anything, well, you can stand by
stuff again.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
There's a few people that are going to try to
get a ticket tonight. Yeah I don't have tickets, but
you never know. Yeah, hey people, someone drops out, they
show whatever, you don't show up, So.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
But it's gonna be great tonight.

Speaker 16 (01:06:50):
We got shot small Florentine, uh Boss Henley, Henley, Christy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Christ Stefano, Mark normany one coming through. I think Bonnie's
coming through Mad Cuban. We're trying to make room for everybody.
You there's gonna be there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Everyone's gonna do like a seven minute set.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Whatever we're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
We got eight and ten thirty at the Village Underground.
Thank you to everybody that's supporting the radio show. It's
pretty fucking cool to say.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Don't all get in love back to the listeners.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Anything else, Charati, uh, racewort check out racewats Patreon dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Slash race Wars a new one out this week, all right, and.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
Uh Carl Ruiz so bar Chef on the Instagram, so
boor Chef on Instagram follow me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
I uh, I'm gonna come to Marie this week. I'm
gonna be cooking out my anger, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Yeah yeah, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Gonna be bringing pepperoni sauce on the menu.

Speaker 5 (01:07:34):
But I had the veal chop at at El Molino.
I'm bringing it on the menu, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
And everybody's on the list here, so I got a
you know, the whole staff, Kenny, and everybody's on a roll.
Everybody's don't have a drink with me. They expecting all
y'all down here at the Comedy solid.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
I'll be at the bar. Come have a drink with me.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
I got a special section for us.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Oh nice, Yeah, good to know Livin.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
All right, uh all right, Billy Corbin. Next, this is
a nice little surprise. I love this, love this fucking guy.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Stay there, Hopie radio is back? Oh my god, I
love that song. So what movie did you watch? You rock?
Which one did you catch up on?

Speaker 17 (01:08:11):
I'm just seeing if they're coming down the hallway.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
So no, I legit want to ask you some questions.

Speaker 17 (01:08:21):
I saw Star Wars Rogue one finally.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Oh you never seen it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
No?

Speaker 17 (01:08:24):
I never made it to the theater to go see it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
I that was one of my choices this weekend.

Speaker 17 (01:08:29):
It was actually really good.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
You liked it?

Speaker 17 (01:08:31):
Yeah, I'm not the big I'm not a big Star
Wars fan, but that movie was really good.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Is that the first or the second one? It's the prequel,
but it's the first, but it's now the first one
right in the story.

Speaker 17 (01:08:42):
Yet it is now the first one because that comes
become that comes before Star Wars New Home.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
All right, So I could go and see Rogue one?

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
I thought it was the second one of the new movies.
But it's the first one, okay.

Speaker 17 (01:08:55):
Second one of the new movies comes out on Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Huh, it's almost okay.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
I'm talking the Star Wars with eros still in your head.
He saw Raguan over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Oh yeah, is on demand there? Right?

Speaker 8 (01:09:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
It was good, it was very good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
I got to watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Know what I was I started watching was Harry Potter,
the first movie for my kids.

Speaker 9 (01:09:14):
For real.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
I was trying to turn my son onto Harry Potter.
And then their version on on demand is horrendous.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Harry Potter.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
It's square and the quality was it was was terrible.
You bought the SD version?

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Oh, trying to save a few cents. It's a dollar more.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
You really, yes, that is the SD version.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
I mean I really do that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
I'm throwing myself under the bus.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
I didn't realize.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
I don't know, I just clicked. Maybe I I fucked up.
I have to buy the HD version.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
And then is it letterbox?

Speaker 17 (01:09:51):
No, it's normal.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
You don't get letterbox anybody? You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Is it a rectangle or a square?

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
It's a rectang.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
They watched a movie on a view Master. Well, the
one I rented was square. We had to tap out
it was so bad and so shitty. Yeah, why didn't you?
Yeah you should have went to the h State.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
I wasn't thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Poor thing. Yeah, poor kids had to live through that.

Speaker 8 (01:10:14):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
And the Iraq.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
One other thing, for real, I noticed you you're bringing
back the consumer a little bit on your Instagram here
and there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Yeah, I love that bit.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
He finds all the ship that people are reading that
I had no idea, don't even know about me this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
That's different than what Carl's doing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
What like, what did he come up with? How did
that help you this weekend? Well?

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
He reviewed the new Intemen's black cherry red velvet cake
and he said, no good. And I put it right
down at the store. Oh really, Yeah, what's wrong? Why
was it no good? You gave me a thumbs down?
And I trust him.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
No, I know he's I know, I know Billy's there, but.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
I'm talking to you for a second. He rock, you
don't like this one?

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
No, the regular chocolate one is just tremendous. Do you
go to it?

Speaker 17 (01:10:54):
And because I guess because we live in New York,
in the New York City area, you can go to
some you know, diners and baker is that have an
authentic black forest cake. You so when you go for
the Intimates one, it's for everywhere else in the country
that doesn't have access to that. But yeah, it was
not as good.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
As the only the only Intimates Intimates. Me and Anthony
used to go over this a lottens. Remember, we would
try to pronounce it properly's uh, the only thing I
buy at the store is the original coffee cake crumb cake.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
It's the only thing I buy, the one with the
yellow cake and the chocolate icing that I think.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
That's what I go crumb cake. And I've never found
a better crumb cake in my life than.

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
You're again, got a real good one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
As soon as you go to.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
A restaurant or a diner, they don't get it right
like I'm doing that for.

Speaker 13 (01:11:59):
I.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
What I do with that is I I grind it
all up and then put ice cream ball in the middle,
cover it up, freeze it, and then I make fried
ice cream out of the thrumb cake.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
Never for you, It's never enough for you. But anyway,
that was incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Billy's on the line, Billy, I'll get me one second,
but Iraq back to you for real.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
What's your Instagram for this uh I rock radio on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Half the stuff he posts, I'll never eat my life,
but I can't believe the stuff they're.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Doing with uh you know our traditional UH snacks.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Yeah, they're mixing it up, Billy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
They get crazy all right, French toast donuts from Minton's.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Factory here in the city. There was one on Long Island.

Speaker 17 (01:12:59):
I thought it was one in the we're the one
in Bay Shore, Yeah, and they closed it down in
years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
All the time though, every.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Weekend it's just did you get the the old Ship?
Like my family, we'd stop in for the old Ship
old Ship Area, the SD version of the pretty much
this stuff was right next to the back door because
the next stop was the dumpster.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
But they were hoping the poor people would come in
and grab a few before.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Part of the dumpster.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
So we used to go.

Speaker 17 (01:13:27):
Yeah, we watch them put it into the cake machine
where it wraps it up and you could lose a
hand if you had your hand in there holding it
to yeah, because you check out and the machines right there.
So if you had a bunch of stuff, they this
machine would wrap all the red wire or whatever, right,
so you just push it through like the Christmas trees.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Wow, awesome, all right in a condo machine like that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
With that, we got Billy Corbyn on the line, one
of my favorite people, even though we've never met in person.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
Billy, I'd just like.

Speaker 12 (01:13:55):
To listen to you guys and touch myself.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Both hands.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
I didn't know you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
I didn't know you knew. Uh Carl the mad Cuban
Carl Ruiz on the Twitter.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Oh yeah, is there.

Speaker 12 (01:14:07):
Any other kind of Cubans?

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
That's Billy Billy?

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Carl was talking about your new documentary that when is
it coming out?

Speaker 8 (01:14:17):
First of all, wait, what what does he think it's called?

Speaker 12 (01:14:21):
Though he tweeted some title?

Speaker 8 (01:14:22):
What was the title?

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
It's not because Florida because I thought that was a
great title when you tweet.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
A sunny place for shady people.

Speaker 12 (01:14:30):
I think I said, yeah, because Florida is the story
of my life. But you no, No, someone wrote like
Miami orangees and handguns, and I'm like, that's not my documentary,
that's my shopping list.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
This thing on.

Speaker 12 (01:14:53):
And I see you guys who I had to go
through my Twitter mentions and people were like, you gotta
call in, you got to call in the show. But
I actually, I made a mistake this morning and I
tweeted a food porn picture and it's completely Have you
ever done that? And it totally takes over your your mention?

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Where is it?

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Let's pull it up? Yeah, let's pull up Billy Corbyn's Twitter.

Speaker 12 (01:15:12):
There, lewis so, So I had a I have a
sandwich named for me at a restaurant called Blue Collar
in Miami and this cane in sixty seven. It's at
an old like like crack Den Hooker Motel and it's
a delicious brisket sandwich. But it's never enough for me.
So I named another sandwich after myself at the waffle

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house called I just called it the Corbon and it's bacon.
It's bacon, egg and cheese on a waffle instead of bread.

Speaker 6 (01:15:42):
Who boy, that's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
I got a half chub. Do you do a little uh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Do you do a little syrup on that?

Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
Carl?

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Mess that up?

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
I would?

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
I would?

Speaker 9 (01:15:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:15:55):
Hey, Billy, you gotta put soup all right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
What's your Twitter? We're having a tough time finding it
right now.

Speaker 12 (01:16:03):
It's at Billy Corbyn RB. I'm not the leading singer
of smashing Pumpkins.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Yeah, he got Billy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
By the way, how impressive is that the dude from
some smashing Pumpkins. It's at Billy.

Speaker 12 (01:16:17):
An early adopter, one of the one of the.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
First ten to get Billy. Amazing. Let's see the picture.
Oh there's the sandwich.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
That's a profile pick.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
That is a nice look. Yeah, you did a good
you know what the you don't want to make this
difference the waffle. It looks like a good waffle and
it's wrapping around the sandwiches don't look stiff and dried?
What about the hash brown?

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Hold on, Billy, Can I ask you a chef question?
Did you ask them to cook that waffle a little
bit longer? Because that's a that's a nice color for
a for a waffle house.

Speaker 12 (01:16:51):
Well, I, you know, I like my waffles like my
women brown.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Because when I go to waffle I don't want them
to know where you're living.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Like my waffle it's like I usually get him blonde,
like you know, the methadone kicks in.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
It's like waffles done, not giving.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
You the TLC. That definitely looks all right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
The name of his place, that's the waffle house.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Okay, fat people Saint Patrick's Cathedral.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
Brother, that's gonna be backed big, had some big black women.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
I love it there, Hey, Billy, So you came up
a lot. In the first hour.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
We were talking about uh Miami being built on cocaine.
We learned that from Cocaine Cowboys, obviously one of my favorite,
if not my best, my favorite documentary of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
I'd have to think about it, but it's certainly on
a very very short list.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
And then we were talking.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
About Prohibition Ken Burns's documentary, and then we learned that
like Vegas was built on booze.

Speaker 12 (01:17:51):
As well, and like every good town, yeah right, I
mean most sounds have been built on something illicity. I mean,
whether it's it's foos, cocaine.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
I mean slave labor's not the originals slave labor.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Will you just get over that? I don't think it's just.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
We don't get over that little scratch on our country,
a little blemish.

Speaker 12 (01:18:28):
My people built the pyramids, so I know all about it,
you know, the Rocket City.

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
So, Billy, when I was with you and and we
were doing Roland's Food Court, you were you told me
the story about how Florida doesn't make anything. It's just
a bunch of dreamers that come down there, and there's
a whole industry, you know, based on removing the money.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
From these people.

Speaker 12 (01:18:48):
Well, I mean, we we subsist purely from hustle to
hustle in the state of Florida because we don't we
don't we don't have any indigenous industry other than selling
the dream. We sell the Florida dream, we sell the sunshine.
You know, we've got we rely solely on new revenue,
new people coming in and bringing their money and leaving

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it here, you know, one way, one way or another.
And so there's a theory about the state of Florida
economy and it's called the Ponzi state theory. And because
like a Ponzi scheme, we are not you know, we
were not self fulfilling. You know, we don't have a
self sustaining economy. We need that new income and to

(01:19:31):
attract the new investors. And we don't care what you
invest in or if you just literally leave your money
in the street as you leave, as long as you
leave it all here. So everybody is just going from
hustle to hustle in this state and trying to find
ways to get people here and to separate you from
your cash.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Wow like that, you know, but you know we liken
it to that movie.

Speaker 12 (01:19:58):
I don't know if you remember the movie break Down
with Kurt Russell.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Oh, yes, yes, Yeah, that's Florida.

Speaker 12 (01:20:05):
Like, you know, we're all we're that town where we
just wait for, you know, for you to get drive
your car through stop off at the gas station, and
then we do everything we can to take your money.

Speaker 8 (01:20:14):
You know.

Speaker 12 (01:20:14):
I mean, like that's our whole our whole economy. Everybody's
kind of in on it, you know. Yeah, you know,
everybody's got their own hustle, and everybody's trying to come
up with a way to first get you here and
then to get your money.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
Billy, whether you think that thought it was do you
think it thought it with the beaches or you think
you thought it with Walt Disney? What made Florida that's
in a place you.

Speaker 12 (01:20:34):
No, No, you're right. It's a totally transient population. You know,
for a while, nobody could even live here year round
because of the mosquitos in the heat. It wasn't until
the mid the mid nineteen fifties when we got two
things happen.

Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
We got TDT to.

Speaker 12 (01:20:47):
Kill the skeeters, you know, to control the mosquitos and
gentile as exactly, and then you could live here year round.
And since then, on average, we had a thousand new
rivals to the state of Florida every year on average.
That's crazy. That's three I mean, I mean, I'm sorry,
three hundred a thousand.

Speaker 17 (01:21:07):
New rivals again, yeah, that makes more sense than three.

Speaker 12 (01:21:11):
Hundred and sixty five thousand a year, I apologize. And
so that's crazy grows. And then what happened is in
two thousand and seven, before the economy collapsed, you know, internationally,
in two thousand and seven, Florida had our first ever
next a population decrease where fewer people came, you know,
than they did the year before, and our economy collapsed.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Wow, I need the constant ground Floorida need the constant
new meat, right to Wow, we.

Speaker 12 (01:21:41):
Need new suckers every time.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Suckers every day and they born every day right now?

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
Now, how much of that new population is elderly like
coming in retiring, and how much of that as young?

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
And how's that changed? Amthing much younger than the rest
of the state, right, Billy?

Speaker 12 (01:21:57):
Oh? Absolutely? I mean you go here to places like
Palm b for Naples, and there's definitely enclaves of like
elderly elderly people talk.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
They're brought in a new population too because they moved
out and there as new Florida Floridians.

Speaker 12 (01:22:12):
Oh absolutely, they moved down here and they retired. But
but they don't they don't really do anything anyway, So
they're not looking for work or for job right, They're
they're they're they're income, you know, collecting Social Security or whatever.
So like they don't really literally factor in. Although there
was a time that sort of before the cocaine boom
when like places like Miami Beach, there were more people

(01:22:32):
dying than being born in a place like Miami Beach
in the in the nineteen seventies, it was a pretty
depressed uh you know, uh population.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
But now now there's more people being born on the
beaches in Miami than you will.

Speaker 12 (01:22:46):
Well certainly certainly more people being I.

Speaker 20 (01:22:49):
Would I would say, uh inseminated on.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
The I've seen it.

Speaker 12 (01:22:56):
Yeah, but spring break baby, you know, remember for the
first spring break is a week for some people, it's
like three months for us down here, because people just
keep coming.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
Wow r right, it's like living on a cruise ship.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
It just never ends.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
You guys must love the off season, even though there's
not much of an off season at point.

Speaker 12 (01:23:16):
Oh no, you quiet things down, and then we get hurricanes.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
God tries to wipe away your sins.

Speaker 12 (01:23:26):
That.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Oh wow, that's so fascinating. State is built on that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Like I'll tell you we you know, Billy was down there.
We were there for Food and Wine Festival, and I'm like, oh,
it's to bring Billy in for food Court.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
He comes in and flame.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Throws just the restaurants he doesn't like right off the bat.
The best interview we ever did on food Court. He
was like, that place sucks. That place is full of
ship garbage.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Billie, what restaurants you love enough?

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Well, I'd rather hear about the full of ship places.
I want to get how they are and how they
are tricking the diners. Oh, they're tricking people, I would imagine. Okay,
who do you hate?

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Belly shit?

Speaker 12 (01:24:00):
It's not it's not that they're tricking the diners.

Speaker 8 (01:24:02):
I call it.

Speaker 12 (01:24:03):
I call it the Emperor's new clothes effects. You know,
we're like where shit gets popular but for no reason,
you know what I mean, Like, don't get it, Like
people are telling you this is the best shit ever.
And then you try it and you're like, are we
eating the scene?

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Yeah, so many people do that, but so many things.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Oh you have to have this and you go down
like this what?

Speaker 5 (01:24:23):
And Miami is the number one offender when I call
the false palette or the Instagram palette.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Where people will literally eat something because someone told them
it was great, and they will tell you it's great,
and I'm like, there's there's still paper on there. Probably
what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
Yeah, just my suggestion.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
New York, the opinion is like you could tell someone
it's the best rated restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
He can't wait to tell you it sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Yes, in Miami, people can't wait to tell you that
Instagram was right. The piggyback, the Instagram palette of Miami.

Speaker 12 (01:24:50):
Wow, It's it's a self perpetuating bullshit factory.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
It is a never ending river of bullshit.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Billy, would you ever leave Florida though you love your Florida,
you love yourself?

Speaker 8 (01:25:07):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:25:07):
Man, Come on, you know what I always say say,
Los Angeles is where you go and you want to
be somebody. New York is where you go when you
are somebody. In Miami's where you go and you want
to be somebody else.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Yeah, I love it. I love it down there.

Speaker 12 (01:25:22):
It's always been a sunny place for shady people. And
that's that's why we that's why we named our new
our new show that because Florida Fuckery is a whole
genre now of news journalism and storytelling, and those are
the kinds of stories that we love.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
As a whole state.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
When everybody's got their eyes wide shut, I mean the
ship Billy Post, I mean, it's great people watching that. God,
when about crazy story comes in the news, Florida is
the first thing that comes to mind.

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
What's one of your better ones in the last few months?

Speaker 12 (01:25:54):
Oh my god. Most of the problem is that some
of them are downright tragic.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
You know, you can still awful at all. You can
separate yourself, like like.

Speaker 12 (01:26:06):
You have the cop in North Miami who shot the uh,
the unarmed black dude with his arms up, But he says,
who was a therapist who was trying to his autistication.
But the cops are like, no, no, no, no, we
didn't mean to shoot the unarmed black therapist with his

(01:26:26):
arms up. We meant to shoot the unarmed autistic kid
that was there.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
That was the man. I understand that dude looks his
job though.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Right there they were, they were in a bit of
a pickle down there.

Speaker 12 (01:26:42):
He's now the chief of police.

Speaker 8 (01:26:44):
I think back up.

Speaker 12 (01:26:50):
I think it was yesterday in Florida they bought a
prepackaged salad mix from Walmart and they found a dead
back inside of it. Damn treated for rabies.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
Wait did they find it after they prepared the food
eat it? How do you not find the bat before
you start eating the salad? You think of seasoning.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
I can tell you how people. The employees are fucking nightmare.
They'll stay see it, but they're like there's an old
saying like they'll tell you.

Speaker 9 (01:27:21):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's
why I should on company time. They don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
But and you have a you have a better case
if you eat the salad before you discover the bat.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
Yes, that's why. I bet somebody was carefully.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
Picking around the bat and then then claim they found
the bat after the fact.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
You would be.

Speaker 12 (01:27:44):
I'm pretty sure a salad with a bat in it,
we call that a Florida Walldorf.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
That Billy had that one written down on a cocktail nap.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
I can't believe the cops and excuses. What I was
wanted to shoot the fu little kid.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
See that the bat salad. When Florida is gangs to Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
What do you get that?

Speaker 7 (01:28:09):
What do you?

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
You can stay in your ground even when it's quirky
from life goes on.

Speaker 9 (01:28:17):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Yeah yeah, but I'm telling you, like Billy's Billy's Twitter,
It's like one of my morning rituals, like the news,
What the fuck happened in Florida? Let me go see Billy.
I mean he had a shark in a shopping cart.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
Yeah, what was the shark in the shopping cart? I
saw that one too.

Speaker 12 (01:28:33):
I think that was also a Walmart. I just see
the funk away from Walmart.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
Is what I Walmart in Florida is like the community
center of nonsense. It's crazy, right.

Speaker 12 (01:28:44):
But there was a guy last week. It's like in
the Tampa area. He stole a summer sausage from publics
and then he jumped off a bridge to avoid arrest.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
Because when you got a summer sausage, you want to
enjoy it a good sausage.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
To take the sausage away from them.

Speaker 21 (01:29:06):
It's a flotation device respective jumps off Bridgeville.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Boyd est, that's wonderful.

Speaker 12 (01:29:22):
There was these kids at Florida Gholft Coastal University that
sets up on by Fort Myers, my hometown.

Speaker 18 (01:29:29):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (01:29:30):
They for some reason they put they brought a dead
gator into their dorm room and to take pictures for
Instagram with it, because because Florida.

Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
I guess, wow, right, there are some rich and nice
parts of Florida, you know, like Wonder Garden where Rawlings is,
you know Rawlings College.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
Right, I like Jupiter.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
I like I understand the gator story because everyone's trying
to pump up their social media.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
I get that one, the gator.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Yeah, that one. I guess they're taking it in house.
Are you in college, build?

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
I get that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
If you're in college, we would have made a ball
out of it. I don't get the guy jumping off
the bridge to save his sausage shit.

Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
Sausage room, when you got your sausage and peppers.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Here's one.

Speaker 12 (01:30:11):
Definitely, here's one I definitely do understand. A Florida high
school math teacher, Yeah she was. She was absolutely drunk
out of her mind and drinking in the car, so
she let a fourteen year old boy drive her to
the waffle house while she kept drinking.

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
Oh my god, please tell me this is white people
with these white people with the white people.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Yeah, that's white.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
I don't get that. We go thankfully, I don't even
have to look.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
That's white. She was too drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
She was drunk at the school and had FTZ yill
student drive her to the waffle house.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
All right, that's amazing, that's freaking amazing.

Speaker 12 (01:30:46):
Drinking. She kept drinking in the car. She had a
beer open when they pulled her over.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
What's her sex scandal with the kids coming out this
week or next week?

Speaker 7 (01:30:53):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
I like this one reportman gunman who allegedly shot an
injured two then committed suicide at equin.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Feel like he had to get one more work out in. No,
he worked there. He worked there. Oh, he was like
a personal trainer.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
And he's not to yell at me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
How do you know we worked there?

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
I heard it on the news.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
You know that story.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
It's a better story if I was getting work more
reps in before he killed himself.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
That's the worst place to get killed, and you already
don't want to be there.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
They're going to charge you a full months anyway, those motherfuckers.
That's a bunch of savages.

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
They charge you for everything. They asked one of people
who got shot to clean up the workbench. Wipe it down,
you animal. We all use it. Billy, When is this
documentary coming out?

Speaker 12 (01:31:51):
It's actually a series.

Speaker 8 (01:31:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:31:55):
Every week will be a new story of a Florida
fuckery and it's being narrated by Stephen Bauer, nanny from Starface.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
Oh wow, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
Yeah. It's gonna be on Netflix too, right.

Speaker 12 (01:32:11):
I hope. So we're trying. I want to do one
hundred more episodes, but we just finished the first one
and we're waiting on news to see if it gets
picked up.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
Wow, that's amazing. That's a great idea for a show.
I'm telling you absolutely.

Speaker 9 (01:32:23):
Are you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
Still into documentaries? What have you watched lately?

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
Anything good?

Speaker 15 (01:32:29):
I haven't.

Speaker 12 (01:32:30):
I haven't watched the damn thing. Although I just heard
because I've been working and traveling, But I just heard
about this disgraced doc on Showtime. I mean, Baylor is
a mess.

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
This is oh the school?

Speaker 19 (01:32:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
Wait what's this about? Baylor University in Texas?

Speaker 12 (01:32:46):
Yeah, so this is about but this isn't about the
new scandal, you know with the football and the and
the rapes. But this was about h a a basketball
coach back in like three who helped cover up like
a murder by accusing a dead player of being a
drug dealer, falsely accusing him.

Speaker 8 (01:33:05):
Yes, he was caught on audio.

Speaker 12 (01:33:07):
A buddy of mine was just telling me about it
from here on showtime Wow last week. And that coach
was coaching at another school, and needless to say, he
resigned like days after the doc premire. So, I mean, listen,
and docs changed the world. There's an immediate reaction like that,
you know. I mean it's just it's the same listen
and we're all documentarians now. Just ask the uh the
person who recorded that poor doctor getting beaten and dragged

(01:33:29):
off a United plate.

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
I mean that was great, right something a ticket Like
how does that happen? Yeah, that's pretty messed up.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Yeah, what's the what's the story there?

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
They have you been?

Speaker 12 (01:33:52):
Have you flown lately?

Speaker 15 (01:33:53):
This is the customer school something?

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
This is what it?

Speaker 12 (01:33:58):
Know what they did with the four crew members who
needed to to get the ride to like Baton Rouge,
they needed to be there for the you know, the
flight the next morning. Yeah, so they needed four passengers
to give up their seats. First they were offering four
hundred bucks, you know, plus a plus a hotel night.
Then they doubled it to eight hundred bucks, and then
nob they had no takers. So they said the computer

(01:34:20):
would randomly select four passengers.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
Oh God, can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
You got to keep going out. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:34:28):
So they had one.

Speaker 12 (01:34:29):
Couple that that just said, okay, we got picked, We're out.
And then this one guy said, I'm a doctor and
I have to see patients at the hospital in the morning.
I can't go. And then they beat them and dragged.

Speaker 7 (01:34:39):
Them off the plane.

Speaker 8 (01:34:43):
How is that?

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
Free market?

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
Just keep offering till somebody bytes, no, man, you keep
up in the price, and someone will fucking tell me
about you gotta pay more money, not whip ass.

Speaker 9 (01:34:51):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
I was always the guy that raised my hand, I'm out,
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
How is that legal? Though I would leave the plane
get me. I had no fucking money, man. It was
nice as free cash.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
I was like, I'm almost out of weed. I gotta
leave this time.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Although it was always like, uh, where you got a flight,
there would be much you gotta connect the cash.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
But how do you drag a dude off a plane?
You already gonna take it. It's like this dude paid
for this already. So then Billy, what happened? He obviously
said hell no still and then uh who dragged them off?
They found air marshals.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Yeah, those are marshals.

Speaker 12 (01:35:22):
They got three security guards security guard. I don't know
if the marshals, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Think the.

Speaker 12 (01:35:28):
Yeah, And they came in and he was being they
said he was being unreasonable. So you can see they
like whack his head.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
On on like the arm resting, I think, and they.

Speaker 12 (01:35:37):
Just they and they just drag him out by his arms.
He seems unconscious.

Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
Actually, United is fucked fuck United. I hate fucked fucked.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
They are fun. That was a good reason I was
telling I was telling Uh. I was telling Sharad before
about United, Like when you go first class in a
lot of those planes, it's like magnum p I like
seventies of the lord seats in the front of old school.
The ash still works.

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
I said's an episode of Vegas. He said, Robert, New York.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
United is a ship bomb.

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
This is a mess. This is this is you do
not want this in the days of Twitter.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
But I'm saying though, like, doesn't he have any rea.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
It seems like all your all your rights and everything
just stop on a plane, right. It's not the customer's
fault here. So as a company, you got to just
keep up in the price. Somebody will say, okay, I'll
take that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:28):
If you said two grand, somebody get off the plane, right,
of course they will. It's like it's not worth us
not beating somebody's ass though.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Right, especially when you realize this guy doesn't want to move,
and he paid for his ticket.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
He's on the plane, he's minding his own business in
his fucking seat that he paid for.

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
The women, the women's screaming as they dragged him out.

Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
You want to play this, well, Billy's on the phone, Billy,
hold on, we're gonna let watch.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
This video real fast.

Speaker 9 (01:36:59):
Pilt.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
Oh my god, oh my gosh, he's not he's head
h yeah, you got.

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
What are you doing?

Speaker 9 (01:37:18):
My god? Look at what you do?

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
He's pleading, Look at you can't do.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
That?

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
Holy ship.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
Oh that guy is going to be very rich.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
Yes, yes, yes, everywhere, no question. You not to do
it out and drag them off. It looks like he
fucking got knocked out, all right, so that was terrible.
But did he bitch scream like that?

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
Or was that someone else he was screaming?

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
That was his bitch scream. That was a god Zillow
scream if I.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
Ever heard one, dude, that's I mean, you paid for
your fucking seat.

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
They look like the security from the Village Underground. That's
what those boys do. Oh yes, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
With the with the cow with the Marshall's hat. He
was that guy was unreasonable about it about his strength.

Speaker 12 (01:38:08):
Bill happy? How happy are the PR people today?

Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
They're gonna solve this situation?

Speaker 12 (01:38:19):
I mean United United makes Spirit look like Jet Blue.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
Yeah, I'm telling you, you throw him on the tarmac
and give him a nice cold PEPSI all good?

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
And even a woman, the woman yelled out, can't you
get the pilots to take a car, run a car
for the pilot, Let them drive there right say, they
give you reasonable ways to solve this. So it sounds
like it was a short flight. Yes, it was a
short flight. They just didn't want this dude to win.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
Whose idea was it that they were gonna just randomly.

Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
Pick through a computer? Some county.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
Goes let's turn this into the Hunger Games.

Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
That persons so fired fired fire.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
Did what I just we have a.

Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
Oh my god, they gonna be working at fucking Peter
Pan bus service.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
I can't. When you're a Peter Pan, it's all mad.

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
You've been a Chinatown five dollar bus.

Speaker 22 (01:39:12):
China Chinatown five dollars. Some of those busses end up
in the woods. My driver was smoking on the while
he was driving. I was like, okay, it's a smoking bus.

Speaker 14 (01:39:25):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
I was on the Peter Pant bus. It looked like
I had a tree magnet in the front. I just
kept pointing towards the woods.

Speaker 5 (01:39:30):
I'm like, come on you, a Pan is luxury compared
to China, to China Town Chinatowns, and I love them.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
You white knuckle that ship. You're scared shitless.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
I heard a chicken on one lady with two chickens
in the case.

Speaker 4 (01:39:42):
Yeah, I heard Chinese lady. I one got a McDonald's.
When we stopped, we hit a pot, Like, what the fuck?
The United's fuck though, they're fucked.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
Yeah you think they're fucked, Billy, of course they are.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
That's a pr nightmare. So if you're flying anywhere, buy
United and tickets are cheap than a motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
I can't believe. But what I what I don't understand.
Maybe you guys can explain to me.

Speaker 3 (01:40:03):
Is it seems to me like I fly a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
It seems like you're all your laws and everything go
out the window once you're.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
On that fuck you don't have the same rights that
you have.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
All right, they treat you like an animal.

Speaker 12 (01:40:13):
Yeah, I mean, I mean, look.

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
At what the t s A does.

Speaker 12 (01:40:16):
I mean they're like sexually molesting children, you know, and
like a secure under you know for national security or
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
It looked like that kid was packing.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
All right, I'll be talking like someone that flies private. Well,
you know you did it to yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
Guys. We flew Delta. We just went away and uh,
the Turk and Caicos.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
It was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
Delta was awesome. Sometimes the plane is great.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
I know they had some uh they had a problem
canceling all sorts of flights.

Speaker 12 (01:40:46):
The last oh, I got so fucked by Delta. There
was a rainstorm in Atlanta on Wednesday, and by Sunday
they still didn't have their ship together again. They still
we were chance. He has been these three thousand flights
a game wow.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Claiming, Uh yeah, you're saying claiming, uh Tornato, claiming that
you know there was tornado warnings and all and all that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
Stuff with that storm. So that was a panicked That
was their reasoning.

Speaker 12 (01:41:13):
Give me a break, Give me a break. A butterfly
flaps its wings in Zimbabwe and I'm stuck in l A.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
I don't know if you butterfly fact. I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
As soon as you're playing got a Sully Sullivan burger
into the fucking Hudson River.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
You're like this, why did we take off?

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
Samn bird strike All starts with those butterflies. That's why
you gotta catch them and pull those fucking wings off.

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
Butterfly sing He worked with an aut movie The Butterfly Fell.

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
He got excited.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
He's ripping beams and butter and ripping.

Speaker 3 (01:41:42):
He is a bad kid.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
I just went to a dark place, cold WAFFLEOPI just
ripped off of butterfly's wings.

Speaker 3 (01:41:47):
I gotta go meditate. I'm gonna do a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
That one slipped out. Usually keep those control.

Speaker 15 (01:41:59):
Bay.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
I don't think this guy's gonna get anything from United
I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
Are you fucking kidding? They're gonna settle for like a
half a million dollar beat ship. Everybody is yeah, thank you,
it's on tape. It's a it's a pr nightmare.

Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
They're gonna go, holy fuck, Yeah, this was handled horribly.
We're gonna try to take care of this guy and
give him this, this and this and hope it just
goes away.

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
Let me tell you what I have to think.

Speaker 12 (01:42:28):
So listen, I I you know, I don't remember. Last
year there was just folks who are at a Disney
resort and they're like two or three year old kid
got eaten by an alligator.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Yes, some parents have all the luck well.

Speaker 12 (01:42:41):
From the jill. No, I'm guessing that Disney handed them
a blank check said write whatever number you want, sign
this NDA and we'll never talk about it again. And
nobody's heard it from them.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Oh wow, really yeah, that's because they're with Richard Branson
deep sea fishing right now.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
Like they're loaded shitting on a private island.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
Or their lives were destroyed and they can't even fucking
imagine got outside every again, what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
The kid got eaten by alligator? Out of Disney World.

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
I got a number to forget that, and they deliver.

Speaker 12 (01:43:18):
About a lawsuit there's no use, no public filings about it.
There's no news right at all. It just disappeared.

Speaker 3 (01:43:25):
No twenty twenty story with the parents, none of that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
Disney's PR company was a monster with that. They just
got rid of it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
Yeah, they're gonna be rich for the rest of eight generations.

Speaker 5 (01:43:34):
They have thirty people just killing alligators in that lately
next ten hours, Like there's an alligator in that whole park.

Speaker 3 (01:43:40):
That's why I said this dude on the United gonna
get paid.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
They piled up the dead alligators and said, okay, which
one was it?

Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
We think we got them all and then the one
alligator pointed to the one they already killed, like the
movie I was referencing, the Great movie.

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
You know what, though, you guys are right, we haven't
heard a peep from that family since nothing nothing interesting
because they.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
Just bought a pegasust and they're living in Narnia.

Speaker 4 (01:44:07):
When I watched that United State, what I see is
two black dudes, only aggressive, working for the white man,
beating up another white man, dragging him out of somewhere
where he was supposed to be right, and then other
white women's scared.

Speaker 3 (01:44:20):
Pointing saying what have you done? To him, right, what
there's other ways paid.

Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
Well, but they were pointing at something, so what I
think blood don't look at the video got hit. Yeah,
but you can't see what they're pointing at. But there's
more than one pointing going look what you did to them?

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
And even a one like this, these cops look at this,
look at this, look at this. I just read this
boom out, boom, and now he's not fighting no more.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
You're just getting ready for takeoff and next thing you know,
you're knocked out cold being dragged off a plane.

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
That looks holy shit, his gut all out. That's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
I look at his pro heads all fucked up with
his gut out.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
That's a million right there.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Or if he's I don't think he's a doctor. Those
are really cheap sneakers.

Speaker 3 (01:45:08):
His kids got to see him like this, his fucking employees,
co workers, and his family.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
This is not good.

Speaker 3 (01:45:14):
I think I was injured from this. United. I make
a couple of dollars get through to trauma watching this man.
Look at this guy you saw me to you like,
that's him. That's to do, right, I'm not getting involved,
have to do behind him?

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
Oh there's another Holy shut is another angle a window?

Speaker 9 (01:45:34):
Oh my god, Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:45:39):
Come on, come on, come on.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
He might have lost the heat.

Speaker 3 (01:45:48):
As Asian dude. Sure, yeah, they beat him to a number.
Those are cops, man, You know it is fucked fucked.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
How did the people feel that took his seat? Imagine
everybody's looking at that and now that's your seat?

Speaker 3 (01:46:06):
You coming in like this? Fourteen f brill is this way?
That's where the blood is?

Speaker 12 (01:46:12):
You'll look it up.

Speaker 7 (01:46:13):
Twelve?

Speaker 4 (01:46:14):
No, do you want to switch me? I hate the
it's the way I saw a man's shoe and some blood.

Speaker 3 (01:46:20):
Is that my tea?

Speaker 8 (01:46:29):
The fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
Man? That's a you're a confused.

Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
The person left their carry on and their classes are
on the floor. Someone's phone is back here has Asian
writing on it. I don't oriental case oriental. You fall
the sun, Billy, thanks for calling. We do have to
take a break here.

Speaker 1 (01:46:54):
I love you, Billy. I'm a giant fan of yours.
We all are fans.

Speaker 3 (01:46:57):
Holy ship.

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
What are you gonna be in New York?

Speaker 3 (01:46:58):
So they can do the show hopefully.

Speaker 12 (01:47:01):
In a couple of weeks. But United just announced they
have doubled his hair mileage.

Speaker 3 (01:47:10):
That's fair enough, I guess it was all a couple
more points. He'll get to Delaware.

Speaker 1 (01:47:18):
You're gonna need to get them new teeth, because.

Speaker 9 (01:47:22):
Was that his teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
His mouth was bleeding, mouth was bleeding. He's out, he
was out. It looks like they knocked some teeth loose something.
Maybe it was his lip. I don't know. They dragged
me from the window seat, bro. They dragged from the
window at the top of the Look at this the
arm rash. Look he's sitting there with his little golf hat.

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
He looked like he had He's Asian.

Speaker 1 (01:47:41):
He didn't let go of that phone even knocked out.
Look at that.

Speaker 3 (01:47:43):
Look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
That's a true Asian.

Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
Call. Said he built the phone when he was unconted.

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
He held out on the phone. Man, Those sneakers are creepy.
What's the like?

Speaker 3 (01:47:56):
Can they forced you off a plane? Well that's where
we got to to find out. We got to go
deeper with the story.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
Is the law that any circumstances they actually one you,
I would assume they could ask you to leave.

Speaker 4 (01:48:08):
Sure, even if it's that they just over they didn't
need the seats for their own employees.

Speaker 3 (01:48:14):
They get on the plane and you bought your ticket.

Speaker 12 (01:48:16):
Is that right. Yes, it's nuts if you if you
guys haven't noticed anymore, Like, it doesn't matter if they
can do it. They did it every time you see
you know, you see some guys like, wait, are the
cops allowed to do that?

Speaker 8 (01:48:29):
He's like, well, they did it right now.

Speaker 3 (01:48:31):
I want to see randomly do it to a big
fucking angry dude, a bier.

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
They'll do it, They'll kill them.

Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
I believe, I believe you could do it, but you
probably shouldn't do it in that way because then it's
a PR nightmare.

Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
Ye, look at the pictures of this dude.

Speaker 3 (01:48:44):
United might have justifications.

Speaker 4 (01:48:48):
This motherfucker can't paid. Whole mouth is bleeding, pripping in
his ear.

Speaker 3 (01:48:53):
God, we really hate North Korea. Kim what happen to
Kim Jong Son? I mean his brother become poison?

Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
Fuck? Wait a minute, Oh yeah, he might get paid.

Speaker 11 (01:49:06):
Wait, officer, where's hell?

Speaker 9 (01:49:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
I mean you gotta do all that until you figure
ship out.

Speaker 12 (01:49:12):
And according to Time magazine, the CEO of United last
month one like PR communicator, he's gonna have.

Speaker 3 (01:49:20):
To give that back. That's not be a long fucking
meet and a long brunch to hand that over.

Speaker 4 (01:49:25):
That's gonna be like Reggie Buzz giving back in Heisman.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
There's gonna be a clean square in his office. What
used to hang here?

Speaker 12 (01:49:40):
Wow, someone was looking at that envelope, going, actually it
was moonlight.

Speaker 1 (01:49:52):
Look at that that picture right there, that's where it's
a couple of mil right there.

Speaker 3 (01:49:56):
That that's the money shot.

Speaker 2 (01:49:57):
I'm telling you that even if United and goes look
according to our you know, our rules were allowed to
do this.

Speaker 1 (01:50:03):
But that's what I'm saying. When do you when do
your rule? When do your rights end? When you get
in that fucking metal tube of tortures?

Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
He looks harmless too. This is like a harmless Asian dude.
A doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:50:13):
Come on, and he's got that. He's got that nice
guy Asian here collected with the razorblade on the side.

Speaker 3 (01:50:18):
Here's the problem. Before United, everybody could be in this position.
All of us who fight United could be this dude
right now.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
Everyone's horrified.

Speaker 3 (01:50:25):
So I'm telling you, so this is gonna happen to
my grandmother. If you want to get up, that's what
I get up.

Speaker 1 (01:50:30):
She'll fight to the death. You're gonna drag a old lady.

Speaker 3 (01:50:32):
I'll ut shit the same way.

Speaker 1 (01:50:33):
That's what everyone's thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:50:34):
Money. He's gonna get double Oh, I say twenty million.
That's a stump Brand's got airline news on this? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:50:41):
Hold on, I always fucked this.

Speaker 3 (01:50:44):
It was an improv group.

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
They do this, Billy, maybe, Billy, how do I do
this again? I want to put you on with stump brain.

Speaker 3 (01:50:55):
Uh some bring's awesome. You're trying to figure out if
I locked Billy and then I do this? All right, Billy,
you're still there. I'm here, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:51:02):
And then if I do this, I think I got
both your stunt brains. Sorry to make you wait. You're
on with Billy Corby.

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
Yeah, I got you. Sorry to make you wait, not
a problem.

Speaker 15 (01:51:12):
Here's the deal. When you buy a ticket, you click okay,
I agree. You go to page thirty five of their rules.
Rule twenty eight says, guess what. The minute you're on
that plane and you sign this deal, we can do
pretty much whatever we want. But they prioritize you based
on how much money you paid for your ticket, if

(01:51:35):
you're in the Frequent Flyer program, how high up you are,
and first class, et cetera. So if you buy a
cheap ticket, they can just throw you out.

Speaker 4 (01:51:44):
No matter what first, then Tobago, Tobago stand off you
Darago off the plane.

Speaker 15 (01:51:53):
Wow, he had he had no rights. If you're smart
and you buy your ticket early, they can screw you.
If you're a dummy and you paid full price.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
You're good.

Speaker 15 (01:52:01):
They're not going to throw you off because you're worth
more money to them. It's in the rules. But you
know who reads all thirty five pages of the damn rules.

Speaker 3 (01:52:10):
And it's going to show you. The smart traveler is
the ones that's gonna get punished for this.

Speaker 1 (01:52:13):
Yeah, this is really thristy.

Speaker 3 (01:52:15):
And he said, here's the problem. United cannot go.

Speaker 1 (01:52:18):
It's in the rules.

Speaker 2 (01:52:19):
They might say it's in the rules, but then they
they got to take care of this guy. Beca're gonna
take care of him because this is ugly.

Speaker 3 (01:52:24):
Nobody reads the rules.

Speaker 9 (01:52:25):
They know that.

Speaker 15 (01:52:27):
The optics think on this they're gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:52:29):
Get so screwed.

Speaker 1 (01:52:31):
Optics like that.

Speaker 3 (01:52:33):
That's a good way to put it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
Fucking writing that down.

Speaker 4 (01:52:35):
I can't wait for the anything else set sketch. I
wonder who's gonna play the Asian dude.

Speaker 3 (01:52:39):
I hope it's dragging that fatty Oh this poor guy though,
fuck ah, that bloody mouth. Jesus, I hate you united
over a short plane trip.

Speaker 1 (01:52:53):
You think you think like the guy in charge of
and I is like, oh, we're getting a lot of
tweets through.

Speaker 3 (01:53:01):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:53:02):
You're my Twitter.

Speaker 3 (01:53:06):
They won't come up at the middle of the night.

Speaker 1 (01:53:08):
The latest marketing we have been doing must have paid.

Speaker 8 (01:53:11):
All My god, honey, you got to know the CEO.

Speaker 3 (01:53:31):
I'm telling you, Oh god, yeah, A couple of people
want to feel this pain right.

Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
Well, listen, we're having a lot of farm but I
got a break to do some live reads and and whatnot.
So Billy, Uh, we'll see you better do my show
in two weeks when you're in New York.

Speaker 8 (01:53:43):
Man. Yes, thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
All right, cool Billy Corbyn, He's he's the best.

Speaker 3 (01:53:48):
The last guy.

Speaker 2 (01:53:50):
He hung up and stump braying, I didn't know you
had something on this story, so I apologize I didn't
pick you up earlier.

Speaker 4 (01:53:56):
Jeez, A problem that problem brain was, Yeah, what's your
worst experience on a plane?

Speaker 3 (01:54:03):
I wanted to know if you've been through something.

Speaker 15 (01:54:04):
Uh, the worst was we had a woman to have
a heart attack just about twenty minutes outside of Chicago,
headed the Utah and they had to drop down to
Kansas City, but we got to watch it all happen.

Speaker 3 (01:54:17):
It was crazy, what like she was having a heart
attack during the flight, by twenty minutes from.

Speaker 15 (01:54:22):
Landing, twenty minutes after take off, and they you know,
they got people doing the paddles on her in the aisle.
Of course I'm taking video.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
She oh here and I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:54:36):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:36):
Does she live?

Speaker 8 (01:54:39):
She did live.

Speaker 15 (01:54:40):
She did live. But they had to get off. The
whole family got off the plane in Kansas City and
they were freaking out. She was okay, but it was crazy.
So we went that plane went down like gully brought
the plane down.

Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
Really the river.

Speaker 15 (01:54:51):
It came down fast.

Speaker 1 (01:54:53):
Really wow.

Speaker 15 (01:54:54):
Yeah, yeah, that's the craziest nothing, you know, turbulence all
that stuff, but that was the wildest fucking Hey.

Speaker 3 (01:55:01):
I think the plane is a great place to have
a heart attack of something, because they got all the
equipment there.

Speaker 5 (01:55:05):
I just went on the United Instagram, like the first
seven pictures in a row.

Speaker 1 (01:55:09):
You go to the comments. It's a fucking blood back.
I literally want to cancel everything, go home, and fucking
got a little fucking put a little fucking my new
Yankee candles that my wife bought a big bats me
on and just sit and watch the middle fingers in
the emojis.

Speaker 3 (01:55:28):
It's a blood bat. Oh my god, it's not good.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
Oh my god, I've never seen it this bad. It's
like six pictures in.

Speaker 3 (01:55:35):
They might have to change the name of the airline.
They might be one of those twist Look at this one.

Speaker 2 (01:55:40):
Somebody's tweeting that you gotta find the video where Lazarus
Lazarus five to three.

Speaker 1 (01:55:47):
Oh, try to give such Trump great.

Speaker 3 (01:55:48):
I find a video where he runs back on the plane.

Speaker 2 (01:55:51):
The dude does I don't know. That's what someone on
Twitter saying. I'm Trump being a little too trusting with this,
but is that possible? There's another video out there where
the guy runs back on the plane.

Speaker 15 (01:56:00):
Ain't I haven't seen it, but I figured if you
were belted in, you were good. But now, according to
the rules, you you ain't good.

Speaker 1 (01:56:07):
I don't think he's gonna get any money.

Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
The last thing United should say is according to the rules,
they're gonna say they don't give a fuck anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:56:16):
I would love to see if it was like a
there's a big old black woman, or like a just
I want to see if they would have did that.

Speaker 3 (01:56:23):
Thank god it wasn't black, absolutely right. I mean they
would have been like, this would be on fire's gonna
randomly select somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:56:34):
Oh not Lakeisha, It's not she was black. If that,
if that Chinese guy was a black person. As I
was landing in from Miami this morning, I'm like, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:56:43):
The Atlantic Ocean's on fire. There's not enough. Thing must
have happened.

Speaker 3 (01:56:50):
There's not enough pepsi in this country.

Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
To take care of that. You would need fucking water trucks,
Riot water trucks shooting pepsi at everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:56:59):
Through fire home exactly whoa whoa whoa German shepherds made
out of pepsi?

Speaker 9 (01:57:06):
Whoa who?

Speaker 15 (01:57:14):
The guy that dragged him off the plane was just
put on leave investigation.

Speaker 1 (01:57:19):
Yeah, he's Now were they all cops?

Speaker 3 (01:57:21):
All three of those guys, That was the first.

Speaker 15 (01:57:24):
They all said police on the back of their But
what was that? Chicago?

Speaker 4 (01:57:30):
Wow, Like Chicago ain't got enough problems already. Now you're
beating up Asian doctors on a plane who paid.

Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
For the ticket? That's crazy that that can that that
that's normal.

Speaker 4 (01:57:40):
I mean, of all the roles that Asians don't want
to play on TV. That's the ones they get. The
white man is the devil.

Speaker 3 (01:57:51):
Let me say something.

Speaker 1 (01:57:52):
When you have white women screaming about injustice for you,
you're gonna do all.

Speaker 4 (01:57:56):
I'm telling you you white women screaming Yes, I was like, oh,
that's the payday.

Speaker 5 (01:58:01):
Because white women will really find on a plane, they'll
find a way that it was your fall, Like wow,
you know he's been.

Speaker 1 (01:58:06):
Chewing I know, snacks for ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:58:08):
He's gonna be the first witness.

Speaker 2 (01:58:09):
Yes, And you know as they're dragging the body out
there sewing the first class, I missed my omlet somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:58:19):
Completely he after they dragged him out as he would
have put an empty beer bottle on a guy after you,
I mean more beer, not right on?

Speaker 3 (01:58:31):
This can't be some lady. Why does it have to
be me that lady's gonna be the best witness. I'm
gonna do it. But his pearls right, Oh, I would
love to be in a court some praying what else
you got?

Speaker 1 (01:58:44):
I heard you're going to say something in there?

Speaker 15 (01:58:47):
Yeah that link I sent you about the White House
the sex scandal, like I had, I'm dubious to that,
but it could be real, So you might want to
check that out during the break.

Speaker 1 (01:58:57):
There might be some uh some interesting right, you're gonna
want to see this.

Speaker 3 (01:59:04):
Wait a minute, Opie, the dude did run back home.

Speaker 2 (01:59:06):
You gonna hear what he's saying to all right, hold on,
no money, hold on life stuff brand.

Speaker 1 (01:59:13):
I haven't seen this yet. It's on TMC.

Speaker 3 (01:59:17):
I have to go home.

Speaker 1 (01:59:18):
I have to go home.

Speaker 9 (01:59:19):
I have to go home. I have to go home.

Speaker 3 (01:59:22):
I have to go home.

Speaker 9 (01:59:26):
I have to go home. I love Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:59:30):
United is out of business. United. You had a good run, man,
you had a glorious run. Oh my gosh, you're out
of business months for my friend. Do you see that guy?
How shook up he is, Like, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:59:42):
A grown man. That's that's United.

Speaker 3 (01:59:45):
This just in United just changed your name to Changs.

Speaker 4 (01:59:52):
They deliver PF Chang nomak.

Speaker 3 (01:59:57):
Holding on to that.

Speaker 1 (01:59:58):
Oh my god, there's another all right, there's another tm video.

Speaker 3 (02:00:01):
Just hear me, hear me, kill me, just kill me.

Speaker 9 (02:00:06):
Oh hear me go home. Oh my, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (02:00:18):
He's just staring there, bloody, going just kill me.

Speaker 4 (02:00:20):
If they don't know his mental state, he's just a
dude on a plane. That's why probably what he got
his tickets early.

Speaker 3 (02:00:24):
Because he's you know, wow, yo, oh my god, he's
going to just kill me with a bloody mouth. With
all the stuff is going on with North Korea.

Speaker 1 (02:00:33):
We don't need this United. You've done fucked up. Here's
here's a c the Twitter feed.

Speaker 3 (02:00:42):
Let's go on that fight.

Speaker 1 (02:00:43):
A lot of people send him the same video. Must
be excellent.

Speaker 3 (02:00:47):
Uh. Customer service TMD is coming with the good stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:00:51):
CMD is always money in the bank, Oh dear lord,
worse money they ever. He came back with a half shirt.
Look at this. Oh god, he's got a half shirt on.

Speaker 3 (02:01:05):
He's running up and down the well lighting down.

Speaker 1 (02:01:07):
It's the same video, the one you know, have his
stuff and he's just saying, I have to go home.

Speaker 3 (02:01:11):
I have to go home, and then he's holding on
to the curtains and kill me. I love the guy
at first class, just looking straight up.

Speaker 1 (02:01:18):
It has nothing to do with it, because no one's
gonna say anything. Becau's like, wow, if you if they
could beat this dude up, if I stand up for him, now,
I'm gonna get beat up.

Speaker 6 (02:01:29):
I'm feeling something's up with him, though, what do you
mean something's up?

Speaker 3 (02:01:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (02:01:33):
Why would if you got dragged off, you'd be wanting
to sue more than run back on the plane.

Speaker 1 (02:01:37):
But you don't know how you react.

Speaker 3 (02:01:38):
Me, You don't know. You don't know how you react
to the trauma.

Speaker 6 (02:01:41):
You give it a couple of days trauma.

Speaker 2 (02:01:43):
Right, he's stressed out, he's got blood, like he was
just biting into a fucking.

Speaker 3 (02:01:52):
Bat at the walmart and like.

Speaker 4 (02:01:53):
Finally a true blood. Listen, he he They don't know
what's mental state. They don't know what mental see, he
just sat in a seat.

Speaker 1 (02:02:00):
Yeah, he's what the CEO say, go down. What do
you see there?

Speaker 3 (02:02:03):
You go see?

Speaker 1 (02:02:03):
If you apologize for reaccommodating the passengers, I have.

Speaker 3 (02:02:06):
To go home to kill me.

Speaker 1 (02:02:08):
The CEO is quoted saying, does anyone buy?

Speaker 3 (02:02:12):
Does anyone want to buy an airline.

Speaker 9 (02:02:17):
That I love?

Speaker 3 (02:02:21):
He going through the tees.

Speaker 1 (02:02:22):
Wow, we got a lot of man, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (02:02:26):
Right now you can find y on a un.

Speaker 1 (02:02:28):
Said the Chicago PT says earlier.

Speaker 6 (02:02:32):
But the Chicago PET claims he fell during the struggle.

Speaker 3 (02:02:36):
No, they did not say that. Come on old video. Shit,
it's on video.

Speaker 1 (02:02:43):
Fuck fuck fuck the police.

Speaker 2 (02:02:45):
Do you think he called the whole office and and said, hey,
we're the number one trend on Twitter this morning.

Speaker 1 (02:02:49):
Guy he's seventy years old, but they did that was
seventy year old man. That's a seventy year old guy.

Speaker 3 (02:02:55):
He's nine years old.

Speaker 1 (02:02:57):
He's doing that. He's doing all right anymore? How do
you mouth cancer?

Speaker 4 (02:03:01):
A sixty nine year old man is going to react
to being dragged and dragged off the plane?

Speaker 1 (02:03:05):
We know the last time he got beat up by
three black guys in Chicago.

Speaker 3 (02:03:08):
Never yeah, jesus me. Two weeks ago May, about a
half hour ago, some deep dis pizzas out fight yeah,
stump praying.

Speaker 1 (02:03:18):
The White House sex scandals.

Speaker 2 (02:03:20):
A couple of people are associated with Trump that are
they're flowing around it right.

Speaker 3 (02:03:25):
Well, it looks like it.

Speaker 20 (02:03:26):
They get caught in a hotel room before they joined
the White House staff. But they're both registered Democrats, pretty
high up in the group. And there's a rumor that
Bannon released the info because he doesn't like that they've
been on the increase. He's been on the decrease.

Speaker 6 (02:03:41):
Oh so he dropped the dome on him, right, Are
you getting groceries?

Speaker 20 (02:03:45):
That's that's the scoop.

Speaker 12 (02:03:46):
So it's good.

Speaker 20 (02:03:47):
Yeah, of course, why not. There's some tennis and I
the little ones playing a match at six o'clock.

Speaker 1 (02:03:53):
So what are you getting your dinner right now?

Speaker 10 (02:03:58):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:04:00):
You eating dinner? You own, nigga.

Speaker 1 (02:04:05):
What do you doing after this?

Speaker 3 (02:04:06):
Collecting stamps coupon? You're gonna yell at somebody, get off
your lawn? Early bird special he's gonna do?

Speaker 1 (02:04:17):
Is he his moonlighting as an air marshal on United?
Stunt pray? It is counting his coupons right now? Extreme coupon.
I got that detergent almost for dropping.

Speaker 3 (02:04:30):
Man, I'll tell you who's gonna have a lot of
coupons this week? United?

Speaker 1 (02:04:35):
Oh my god, three trips baby, all right, stuff praying?
We really got a break. This is bad now. Yeah, man,
we love you.

Speaker 2 (02:04:45):
Yeah, right on, brother, let's do this. We gotta take
a break. We got a big comedy show tonight at
the Village on the Ground.

Speaker 3 (02:04:51):
Yeah, we got two big shows.

Speaker 9 (02:04:52):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (02:04:52):
We're gonna be doing a lot of facebooking after the
show today. Yeah, we're gonna do a love Facebook and
a lot of pictures with fans and stuff. Come on, ope,
mingle with them all some shots, be doing shots tonight.
Paul is shaking his head back and forth to Facebook.
Paul's twin brothers gonna be there, Well, you better be there.

Speaker 6 (02:05:10):
We'll be facebooking six Ers basketball tonight.

Speaker 9 (02:05:12):
Boo.

Speaker 3 (02:05:14):
You might as well say you're gonna be jerking off
in the mirror.

Speaker 1 (02:05:16):
You might as well get you might as well get
knocked out of my Chicago p d in the United
flight to watch that. Are they gonna make the playoffs?
I really don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:05:24):
The record this year.

Speaker 1 (02:05:24):
They might.

Speaker 6 (02:05:26):
I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (02:05:28):
They gotta they got they got some balls. They're just
gonna play better as a team. They got better team
than the Knicks.

Speaker 1 (02:05:32):
All right, you're actually on that mean we gotta take
a break.

Speaker 3 (02:05:34):
Yeah, I'm a good time comedy selling to night.

Speaker 1 (02:05:37):
Village on the ground. I love talking to Billy Man.

Speaker 3 (02:05:38):
And then June eleventh, Hellium Disgrace.

Speaker 1 (02:05:41):
Oh hold on, yeah, let's do this. Yes, the Disgrace
documentary Billy's talking about. You got the people to come
in this week?

Speaker 3 (02:05:48):
Oh really coming in?

Speaker 1 (02:05:51):
Who the coach?

Speaker 3 (02:05:53):
Although the people who shot the documentary? Okay, yeah, I'll
check that out.

Speaker 1 (02:05:58):
It's on showtime right yeah about one? All right?

Speaker 3 (02:06:01):
Uh, Kivian, what do you got, buddy? Come come tonight.
It'll be good.

Speaker 1 (02:06:07):
There you go and let's it uh so boort chef
on Instagram and come to Maurice. I'm cooking all weekend
and rolling food court on demand on demand. We talked
to Billy, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:06:17):
Take a break and come back for maybe ten minutes.
We went really long there, stay there.

Speaker 9 (02:06:25):
Back.

Speaker 2 (02:06:27):
We got to acknowledge that it was It's unbelievable say
this twenty five years ago, that Sam Kennison died twenty
five years ago today two. I remember being in my
parents driveway getting that news, and I'll admit it, I
cried like a bit.

Speaker 3 (02:06:43):
Was devastating. I used to house bitch and Paul's laughing
at that CD that's funny. Have you ever cried like
a bitch?

Speaker 1 (02:06:54):
Paul?

Speaker 6 (02:06:54):
Yeah, No, not over somebody that I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (02:06:57):
Sure he did. I met Sam kiss.

Speaker 3 (02:07:00):
He cried when Trump won because he was so happy.
That's it was devastating, Sharon knows, devastating. He still had
a lot to give. I remember when we were young.
Christy used coming to Roman and told him, being a
Roman tone, O Angey be in a room, young. He
come in a room.

Speaker 4 (02:07:15):
Christy is coming from his room crying, tears coming on
his eyes get it laughing. Good Kennison playing room. We
go in here and lives to the Kennis. Then we
just stay in for hours laughing.

Speaker 3 (02:07:25):
Wow. He couldn't even speak, he was laughing so much.

Speaker 4 (02:07:27):
Christy came in with tears in his eyes, shaking, like
you gotta hear this.

Speaker 3 (02:07:33):
He was on another level, brother.

Speaker 1 (02:07:34):
Yeah, he was.

Speaker 2 (02:07:36):
The kids today they don't really know much about Sam
Kennison comics, some comics do.

Speaker 3 (02:07:40):
It annoys me when like young comics don't know about him.
I don't know his like this. You literally don't know
much about him. They know their name right right, but
they don't know that motherfucker was a beast he destroyed.

Speaker 1 (02:07:52):
It was unreal. I saw him at least I was
gonna say lee whatever two or three times.

Speaker 3 (02:07:57):
It always had a touch a church too. It was crazy,
se how he had that same father was a preacher.
I know he was.

Speaker 1 (02:08:02):
He was a preacher.

Speaker 3 (02:08:03):
He had his cadence from that. He had the way
of bringing you in right and then Hamma, hamma, hamma.

Speaker 1 (02:08:09):
It was he chills, give me chills, ridiculous. I was
a little kid. I saw him the first time I
saw him in that movie with Rodney Dangerfield. He was
the teacher. First exposure and back to school after school,
and after that I was a fan forever. Right, I
bought his albums and stuff like he was up. That
was the first comedy album.

Speaker 4 (02:08:27):
Right, I got a whole bunch of old stuff from
even like from in a city, at danger Fields, like
clubs like that.

Speaker 1 (02:08:32):
It's like, forget it.

Speaker 3 (02:08:34):
I can't believe it was twenty five years and that's
un believed. Ninety two he's uh, he's still on my
top five ninety two.

Speaker 1 (02:08:42):
Yeah, he's still on the top five easily, easily.

Speaker 3 (02:08:45):
I remember a set and laugh like that at anybody.

Speaker 23 (02:08:47):
Right, did you did you ever watch the Roast with
Don Nichols and Don Nichols John Nichols, Don rick Don Rickles,
Don Ricklers, Yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (02:09:00):
Mister t oh no no, alp I was. I'm sure
went all.

Speaker 1 (02:09:08):
Went all in, all racist, all in, and it was
un national. Listen to this, just listen to this, all right.
It doesn't even imagine this today.

Speaker 6 (02:09:19):
It's not a bad Don.

Speaker 2 (02:09:20):
Rickles clip online by the way, you didn't click on anyone.

Speaker 19 (02:09:23):
Watch I'll bring love and i bring peace and I've
been kindness and warm. I love the black people.

Speaker 1 (02:09:36):
Eyes three eyes.

Speaker 3 (02:09:40):
People in my life, the world.

Speaker 9 (02:09:44):
They do what they're told.

Speaker 3 (02:09:49):
We're honoring mister t Why.

Speaker 14 (02:09:54):
I met this man many many years ago in the
seven eleven store and.

Speaker 1 (02:09:57):
Said, give me your money. And of course this little
annoying midget you great in that picture, Rickie, I.

Speaker 14 (02:10:10):
Love you, cheer you chance sniffling and whining all over
the screen. And Angela, and you're a lovely woman and gorgeous.
And I'm happily married. But my wife is ill.

Speaker 1 (02:10:27):
And body dances entingles. My wife's botty, just lays in
the bendal.

Speaker 3 (02:10:36):
I got a knowing walrus.

Speaker 14 (02:10:37):
But I gotta be nice because everything's in her name.

Speaker 19 (02:10:44):
Of course, rich little does impressions, but he doesn't do
one of my bickies.

Speaker 3 (02:10:46):
My first picture.

Speaker 19 (02:10:47):
Rich you can never tap me on his clock, gable
one salary, I would it tell you miss a tea?

Speaker 1 (02:10:51):
I don't give it. Damn, what's happening? Take a ship down,
di doalve down way up?

Speaker 19 (02:10:58):
Got a flaw, don't any thanks doing fraud tricks?

Speaker 3 (02:11:01):
I need sold.

Speaker 9 (02:11:04):
Him laughing.

Speaker 1 (02:11:05):
And the black guy just rolled it. The black eye
just rode you.

Speaker 3 (02:11:11):
I like you didn't know.

Speaker 9 (02:11:12):
This is Nel Carter I did.

Speaker 19 (02:11:13):
I had the pleasure of being a guest star on
her show, and give me a break. I brought her
a lovely gift and she said, I'm not talking you man,
I'm not talking to me.

Speaker 1 (02:11:20):
She's a lovely, lovely star.

Speaker 9 (02:11:22):
You asked her.

Speaker 1 (02:11:25):
I've seen in her.

Speaker 19 (02:11:25):
Bathrobe in addressing room, and people come from being And George,
the pard who keeps calling me on the phone saying,
why is that black guy get the bigger lines?

Speaker 1 (02:11:37):
George isn't jealous. But when you go to bed tonight, try.

Speaker 3 (02:11:40):
To listen for a clock.

Speaker 19 (02:11:44):
And your part, George is getting smaller and smaller. Tell
him what you told me, how you fed up with
the blacks and you don't.

Speaker 3 (02:11:48):
Want him in your neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (02:11:54):
What we need the blacks, But out there it would
be no Olympics. That's right. These people are great. Run
as you put a gun in it, can it can
beat a bullet?

Speaker 14 (02:12:10):
Oh, by the way, I would be I would be
a miss if I didn't mention that Bob Bolk is
here tonight.

Speaker 3 (02:12:16):
It's good to see you, Bob.

Speaker 14 (02:12:17):
He's here because there's.

Speaker 1 (02:12:18):
No war on.

Speaker 14 (02:12:21):
And how it Pustsell, I say, from the bottom of
my heart, you're annoying and you should go away.

Speaker 3 (02:12:30):
Let me marry so again the mister T, you're the best.
You've proven that and continued success.

Speaker 1 (02:12:35):
Thank you very much. An imagine him say that now,
it would be he did right to the end. He
was still saying that anyone else but him.

Speaker 3 (02:12:46):
But he earned it. That's why when people say you
can't get away with that.

Speaker 4 (02:12:48):
Now, if somebody's trying to say Don Rickles jokes, is like, yeah,
they should get booed, because he earned that.

Speaker 3 (02:12:52):
Ship your sensibilities. It's not just the joke itself, it's
the way he presents it, is how you present it
the audience too.

Speaker 2 (02:13:00):
Yeah, you're endearing, how enduring you are to the audience,
and there's love behind all that.

Speaker 3 (02:13:04):
Boy, you can get away with anything. You can say
whatever you want when you're coming from a good place.

Speaker 1 (02:13:08):
Right right. Speaking of mister T, you see him on
Dancing with the Stars. I took a peek at that.

Speaker 4 (02:13:12):
Oh he's not that was just sad. It's lower case
T now. But he did have the cancer battle to
you know, he's been through some stuff. So I know
his daughter to his daughter's kind of you get pointed out.

Speaker 3 (02:13:30):
I don't even I honestly don't watch the show one
night it was on it.

Speaker 1 (02:13:33):
I don't, No, you don't have to. I don't want
to see him this, so I want to remember him,
you know, a team style.

Speaker 2 (02:13:39):
What's the prediction he's he was moving around slow, and
they still like, I do you have the chains on?

Speaker 1 (02:13:47):
Oh you have the gold chains that on all that,
but his hair looks like cotton candy at this point.

Speaker 3 (02:13:52):
Yeah, look at that ship. His hair looks sad arm
rest and you're looking Toyota Camry. He's not even hearing
a much as a plastic fucking things, plastics like you
open it up. It's like pins and stuff and the
butter scotch scotch.

Speaker 1 (02:14:09):
There's where there's original motherfucker pulled up.

Speaker 3 (02:14:20):
God bless them.

Speaker 1 (02:14:21):
I love, of course, God bless them.

Speaker 4 (02:14:23):
It's like seeing, you know, the Statue of Liberty get old.
You don't want to see these people get old, like
Mickey Mouse getting old. Motherfucker is like he was icon
like that, right, he looks, he looks Jeesu, he looks,
I mean for seven, he gotta be seventy.

Speaker 1 (02:14:36):
Something like that.

Speaker 2 (02:14:37):
We're trying to get DJ who kidd in here and
walk a flock a band after taking a ship at
at a at what at pool?

Speaker 3 (02:14:44):
On Gronk's party boat? What did he hear our story
about the ship in the pool? Like I ran with it.

Speaker 1 (02:14:48):
I hope he should have helped him out with that. Wow?

Speaker 3 (02:14:51):
And how do you get in trouble for shipping in
the pool on Gronk's boat in the pool?

Speaker 17 (02:14:54):
It was in the pool area, right, And then they
left a twenty dollars bill on the top of the ship,
so that somebody.

Speaker 1 (02:15:01):
Earned that for cleaning it up. That is the most hilarious.

Speaker 17 (02:15:08):
Yeah, they're they're they're all banned from Norwegian Cruise lines
now block of flaka who Kid? And I think rock
too well?

Speaker 3 (02:15:16):
What uh? I love it?

Speaker 9 (02:15:20):
I love it?

Speaker 3 (02:15:20):
But Gronk's party boat, I'm confused. Was he on Norwegian Cruise? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:15:26):
They were just parting the wholehole cruise? Okay, I gotcha.

Speaker 3 (02:15:31):
Can we see the video clip We were trying to
get to who.

Speaker 2 (02:15:33):
Kid, But it's just him in the car talking to
TMZ about what the dump the thing? Let's hear let's
hear our pal. He's getting a lot of attention today, TJ.

Speaker 1 (02:15:45):
We're banned from the cruise line after that part. That
was the first and last part. You're lying.

Speaker 10 (02:15:51):
So we're officially banded from like for many cruises because
somebody took the dump on the ship Wish Wish till
this day think I think it was flow Rider to
this day, but.

Speaker 3 (02:16:01):
I'm not trying to you know, like that'rely are you guys?

Speaker 10 (02:16:08):
Somebody pooped by the pool and put pointing out a
bill on the poop. But whoever did it knew where
the cameras were because the security has been trying to
figure out who didn't. But they knew where the cameras were,
so they so they but they didn't even trade out
a bill on there out of respect.

Speaker 3 (02:16:25):
But yeah, clean.

Speaker 1 (02:16:28):
Indian guys, it was Matt Indian cleaning guys. Why do
you think it was flow Rider?

Speaker 3 (02:16:36):
Does he looked like the top of guy that.

Speaker 1 (02:16:39):
Singing him wild songs?

Speaker 12 (02:16:44):
Gus really.

Speaker 3 (02:16:47):
Really banned from the boat to be honest.

Speaker 10 (02:16:50):
Yeah, we are they Yeah what what what happened that
at the end of the trip he kind of like
lined us up into the photos of everyone from every
celebrity from the vat E section, took photos, took our
IDs and then we are officially banned from what's.

Speaker 3 (02:17:08):
The name of that cruise ship.

Speaker 1 (02:17:14):
Yeah, it's crazy. We're out of here. There's a rat.

Speaker 10 (02:17:16):
It was too hectic, there's too much going on. I mean,
first of all, they didn't notify the other regular people
on the boat, the other two thousand people that were
on there, that we were coming on there. So this
was too much for them to handle, you know, yeah
blow yeah, you know blog yet uh, I mean it

(02:17:38):
was too much.

Speaker 3 (02:17:40):
DJ How do you not tell people that Walker flokas
on the cruise? I thought they was coming to see
them perform on the cruise.

Speaker 1 (02:17:49):
It sounds like it.

Speaker 3 (02:17:50):
At least there was a gentleman that left for twenty
in the in the poop. That's that's a rough move
right there. I like how they took shots that flow, right.

Speaker 1 (02:18:00):
I texted who kid.

Speaker 2 (02:18:00):
As well, maybe he'll call that's hilarious though in a
weird way, right, Yeah, they'll figure it out, right, I think.

Speaker 4 (02:18:07):
So when you expect somebody to take a dump on
something of this gronk fucking party.

Speaker 1 (02:18:12):
Just twenty dollars, I think they would have made a
big deal if he left a hundred spot, right, But
sticking it in the poop as an act. Clean this up.

Speaker 3 (02:18:20):
Poor Indian dudees gotta do it right.

Speaker 1 (02:18:23):
That's not one of the celebrities, that's one of the
minions that run with him, you think, so, yeah, yeah,
I think what's twenty dollars? To me smells like, you know,
the cousin of the cousin that showed up to the cruise.

Speaker 4 (02:18:33):
Because I'm thinking, if you want to take the twenty
dollars out, you're gonna wipe your ass with at first,
then put it in the poop.

Speaker 3 (02:18:37):
I mean, that's a celebrity tissue. I'm just trying to
show you how to live, Opie.

Speaker 1 (02:18:43):
Maybe maybe the dude still has a tight seal. Maybe
then it is Jerry Balzano's going back to jail.

Speaker 5 (02:18:52):
They got to do the Sopranos like they base the
Sopranos on raging broke his probation in.

Speaker 3 (02:18:57):
Jersey, in the town. How old is it?

Speaker 1 (02:19:00):
They got a video of it on the in the
post they had a video of him just blacking out
of Imagine you with somebody and it's Jerry Belzano gets
out of the car and blacks out on you. Wow,
and now the violated probation. He's out of here. No
how old is he? You see you like our age?
That's dumb there he is good old Jerry. This is
what the apparents is based on. This dude, that black

(02:19:25):
make it up.

Speaker 3 (02:19:27):
He's trying to force somebody off. Oh he's willing.

Speaker 6 (02:19:31):
He gets out to get on.

Speaker 3 (02:19:34):
He's Oh he's willing.

Speaker 1 (02:19:36):
Oh Jesus, you want to.

Speaker 12 (02:19:40):
I don't give.

Speaker 1 (02:19:41):
I don't.

Speaker 14 (02:19:46):
Want to.

Speaker 2 (02:19:47):
My God.

Speaker 9 (02:19:50):
To hit him, my husband. He's a voice.

Speaker 2 (02:20:03):
It's like said, she's either Asian or she just got
a root canal.

Speaker 3 (02:20:07):
That was the wife. Oh shit, shit, you've got the
light of the show. He's hitting my husband.

Speaker 4 (02:20:19):
It's not like the wife from the Asian dude from
the United air flight. That family's had a rough.

Speaker 6 (02:20:26):
V the airport.

Speaker 1 (02:20:27):
I'm on my way to the airport to become my husband.

Speaker 3 (02:20:31):
Had a tough week oriented. They're not a rug instead
of a Yeah, it's not Oriental. No, I'm joking.

Speaker 2 (02:20:38):
I'm proud to say I learned that when I was
thirty years old.

Speaker 1 (02:20:41):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (02:20:41):
Don't be proud of that.

Speaker 1 (02:20:42):
He didn't have learn the way before. Wow.

Speaker 3 (02:20:46):
No, that's an older dude though.

Speaker 4 (02:20:48):
And this is Jersey Road, ain't it look as a highway?
He drops his bottle. He's all clumsy. He knocked his
own bottle out.

Speaker 1 (02:20:53):
Of He's pissed off.

Speaker 3 (02:20:55):
He's pissed raging that roads just like this, that road ranging,
I mean, the.

Speaker 1 (02:21:00):
Best is like the other. You don't see the whole video.
The other mops there look at him, and the another
black Lincoln comes and it's like, hey, CAUs, get on. Yeah,
so we don't need any problems.

Speaker 3 (02:21:09):
So that ship. So now, now what he goes back
to jail for how long?

Speaker 1 (02:21:14):
Dude, that's a bad violation of probation.

Speaker 3 (02:21:16):
He's just yelling at the guy.

Speaker 1 (02:21:17):
He's hitting him Route seventeen. I don't see a video
of him hitting.

Speaker 3 (02:21:21):
Him hit it, but you heard the audio.

Speaker 8 (02:21:23):
Look at it.

Speaker 1 (02:21:24):
Look at the lord. He said, you want to play
fucking games? You little count couldn't say him say, oh
that's worth seventeen upstate? Yeah all right, upstate New York.
We'ree seventeen. That's a busy road. Oh went up there
to take out the garbage.

Speaker 2 (02:21:39):
But that takes balls to stop your car right there,
sucking highway faces up to two years for it.

Speaker 1 (02:21:45):
Yeah, I'll get a few months.

Speaker 3 (02:21:46):
That's a dumb Look, that's a thing. To look up. Yeah,
it's like you control yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:21:53):
It's a bad one.

Speaker 3 (02:21:54):
And as he came to the car, you see he
knocked his bottle out, so he didn't know what he dropped.

Speaker 4 (02:21:57):
So already you're looking clumsy. Right then you stumble was
the Asian couple? This is the Asian couple?

Speaker 1 (02:22:03):
At that guy's a tough dude.

Speaker 3 (02:22:05):
Look at him like he dug a ditch?

Speaker 8 (02:22:07):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:22:09):
These people missing? That sucks? Another news I just got
a root canal.

Speaker 2 (02:22:14):
Paul explain the man lost slot machine Jackpop because his
friend pushed the button.

Speaker 3 (02:22:19):
Yep, that the funk is that about?

Speaker 6 (02:22:21):
We have a new story for it.

Speaker 3 (02:22:23):
Oh we got the actual news story.

Speaker 1 (02:22:24):
Yeah, let me check that.

Speaker 11 (02:22:25):
Out if it will play. Oh we got a thirty
second sponsor.

Speaker 2 (02:22:32):
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talking about, sugar.

Speaker 3 (02:22:39):
That's what I agreed with you.

Speaker 1 (02:22:40):
With the crumb cake. About as far as we're gonna
go from.

Speaker 5 (02:22:46):
A lot of people say that the best crumb cake
comes from this place in Bayhead, New Jersey.

Speaker 3 (02:22:51):
I haven't eaten it. Check it out.

Speaker 1 (02:22:53):
I've never I got like tweets in a row. Everyone's
gonna say that you could find the same.

Speaker 9 (02:23:00):
Pa.

Speaker 1 (02:23:00):
Oh really, yeah, I've.

Speaker 24 (02:23:01):
Got a checkout a woman's striking goal with some lady
luck at a casino, but it would prove to be
bad luck for the man she was with. He says
he paid for the game, but when she pressed the
button to hit the jackpot.

Speaker 9 (02:23:13):
He lost out.

Speaker 1 (02:23:14):
Now he's asking what are the odds?

Speaker 3 (02:23:16):
Shevin Sheldon Box has the story.

Speaker 1 (02:23:21):
I never had such a big checkpot in my life.
Marina Navarro is a winner.

Speaker 13 (02:23:26):
She took home a one hundred thousand dollars prize minus
taxes in January during a lucky night of playing video
poker at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino.

Speaker 1 (02:23:37):
We hit it one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 13 (02:23:39):
But she had company that night. Jan Flatto says he
actually was the big winner. The then friends, Flatto and Navarro,
who doesn't want her face shown, gambled on Flattos player card.

Speaker 3 (02:23:53):
He's a prostitute. I'm not assuming a lot.

Speaker 4 (02:23:55):
I'm assuming Oh really, but look at him and look
at her friends and a casino, right, she won't even
split a fifty to fifty.

Speaker 2 (02:24:02):
We honestly don't know if she's a prostitute. I know
number that okay, but it's weird that she doesn't want
to be the user. All right, push play.

Speaker 13 (02:24:08):
It was time to collect winnings from casino officials upstairs.

Speaker 1 (02:24:11):
The Eye in the Sky says she touched the button,
so technically we have to pay her. Jan All of
a sudden, when Bolis tip, he started screaming in front
of everybody.

Speaker 3 (02:24:21):
I said, are you kidding me?

Speaker 13 (02:24:22):
He says he had her hit the button for luck
on his fifty dollars bet. That turned out to be
an unlucky, unsavvy move. Part of a statement from hard
Rock said, the person who pushes a slot machine button
or pulls the arm is the person who wins the jackpot.
Flato says Navarro took the one hundred grand I said, Marino.

Speaker 9 (02:24:44):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (02:24:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:24:46):
And she gets up and walks out. That same night,
he said, it sends a me nasty text messages Fragnant.

Speaker 13 (02:24:53):
Here are some sent that night having me as an enemy.
Not good, she says, he wrote, along with we'll see
who made the big mistake.

Speaker 3 (02:25:02):
It won't be me.

Speaker 13 (02:25:04):
The rest of the text messages were too vulgar to
show on TV. She tells us she offered him some
of her winnings, but after receiving threatening texts, she decided
to pull her offer. Flato says Navarro also sent him
messages still mad at me. He says she wrote, Sheldon
Fox today in Florida.

Speaker 3 (02:25:22):
Well that man says he did learn a lesson here.

Speaker 2 (02:25:24):
He says he will never play another slot machine game
where he lets anyone else.

Speaker 1 (02:25:29):
Is that what he learned?

Speaker 3 (02:25:32):
What he learned first of all, is poor. This chicken
is not a friend of his and never was. She
was just using him. She's dirty.

Speaker 4 (02:25:40):
She's a dirty bitch. She's like, at least you should
have said no, you offered him some of the money.
You saw it was his game had worst. You should
have said fifty fifth ride.

Speaker 1 (02:25:47):
She's dirty?

Speaker 3 (02:25:48):
What a filthy Ukrainian.

Speaker 2 (02:25:50):
I'm not mad at the casino because you know, I
get that, get your rules right, But she knows that's dirty.

Speaker 4 (02:25:56):
What a dirty that's gonna come back on her. Don't
ever trust a girl. It sounds like she sounds like
you making big trouble for Moose and squirrel, that you
dirty fucking this.

Speaker 12 (02:26:09):
Right?

Speaker 3 (02:26:09):
Does that sort of make you mad? She makes me mad,
Like everybody ain't like that, But.

Speaker 2 (02:26:13):
She's like that trick because everyone understands what actually happened there.

Speaker 4 (02:26:17):
Yeah, so she's not showing her face goes the're gonna
be like this, what are you doing with him.

Speaker 3 (02:26:20):
In the first place?

Speaker 2 (02:26:20):
The casino has to play it their way. They're like
because they're open to a lossuit if they go. Now
we we you know, think that it's the guy's money.

Speaker 1 (02:26:28):
She's dirty, what a dirty chick.

Speaker 3 (02:26:31):
So she just got up and left with the money off.

Speaker 1 (02:26:33):
Peace out cup scout right, that's it, that's it, showtime.
Bony's here.

Speaker 3 (02:26:39):
We got two minutes left. The Kenley's call me so
sure I do a plug.

Speaker 4 (02:26:42):
Yeah, So come out tonight Village Brown Comedy Seller. Tonight, Baby,
that's the first leg of it.

Speaker 3 (02:26:48):
Everybody's gonna be there.

Speaker 4 (02:26:49):
Calls back in the house too, you see Vic Henley,
Chris d Jim Florentine.

Speaker 3 (02:26:54):
Me Voss is gonna be but uh, Marco, Mark Norman's
coming through.

Speaker 4 (02:26:59):
Bonnie's gonna gonna bild theim. We just want to get
everybody on and we can. And yeah, so come to
tonight Village on the ground. Don't forget race was as well.
It's gonna be happening at night tonight though, take some
pictures with the fans. Vick is in the park, Vica
is in the park.

Speaker 3 (02:27:12):
You're just chilling. Such a part perfect day for that ship.
I was in it yesterday. I can't wait to get
back on my bike. I was on a bike yesterday. Baby.

Speaker 1 (02:27:18):
I know you told me, do you have the mom
jeans in the helmet like Obama?

Speaker 9 (02:27:26):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:27:27):
I don't go Lance Armstrong either.

Speaker 2 (02:27:29):
Between Yeah, I don't do the bikers fucking I would
never own biker shorts.

Speaker 1 (02:27:33):
No bike shorts.

Speaker 3 (02:27:34):
Whatever the fuck? You look like a real jerk off.
You'll be able to see my heart beat in my dick.

Speaker 1 (02:27:40):
What else forgot? You did the plug?

Speaker 9 (02:27:43):
And what do you got?

Speaker 3 (02:27:43):
Mad Cuban Instagram?

Speaker 1 (02:27:45):
Some boys chef while I listen to me and rolling
food court and come to Marie the time, especially in
Chatham and Popsteiner and Madison. This was fun, man.

Speaker 2 (02:27:53):
I'll plug iTunes and all the usual places for the
podcast and we're up and running again. Yes, so go
subscribe to that Opie radio on certainly iTunes and other places.

Speaker 1 (02:28:03):
You got anything ay Rock, new.

Speaker 17 (02:28:05):
Episodes of It's Eric Nagel, Weird Medicine, and like Carl said,
Roland's Food Court up on Serious XM on demand boom.

Speaker 1 (02:28:11):
All right, thanks for listening. This was a lot of fun.
We're gonna head down the village on the ground. We're
gonna be.

Speaker 2 (02:28:16):
Doing some Facebook living and ship of course.

Speaker 3 (02:28:18):
Two big shows tonight, see you guys tomorrow.

Speaker 24 (02:28:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:28:22):
The Hopie Radio Show is now over.