Carl Ruiz's Epic $500 Chocolate Bar Chaos - Best Last Year of Radio

Best and Last Year of Radio is a series featuring the last year of radio Opie did at SiriusXM
4/13 Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley and ta GIANT decadent Chocolate Bar!

Wrap up this legendary 2017 SiriusXM throwback as chef Carl Ruiz shocks the studio with a massive, ultra-expensive gourmet chocolate bar that spirals into hilarious tasting mayhem alongside Opie and Vic Henley. From savage breakdowns of the rich flavors to unfiltered rants tying back to the day's wild headlines, this final-hour slice captures pure comedic gold, over-the-top reactions, and the irreverent crew chemistry that made Opie's last radio year unforgettable. Indulge in the decadent absurdity and gut-busting laughs that'll leave you craving more classic radio rebellion.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Opie is here and his show starts. What you got there, Carl.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
So you were talking about the chocolate yesterday, and I
wanted to bring you present. So you're a chocolate thing,
So I brought you an eleven pound brick of Belgian chocolate.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
This is something you.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Usually can't even find unless you're in the restaurant business.
Cut that open, just open it up. He can see
the full glory of it. I use Look, that's sharp, clever, gold,
mallet gold to you because you said you love chocolate,

(00:41):
So now you could do everything with this. So I
got you even a little shaver. So you go home,
you heat up a little cream and you shave this
and you make hot chocolate. It'll be the best tasting thing.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
So this is can you uh? Can I hold these? Yes?
You can. It's like a baby. It's eleven pounds and
they give it to me. I'm going to ruin everyone.
If you give you gotta give it to it. Smell good,

(01:13):
Take it so you can smell it. Take it on
that it's not even whole. Smellet you gotta smell your hand.
I cutting this up for everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Eleven pounds or Belgian chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Check this out. I'll take I'll take a good two.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Pounds, and then the loan is up for grabs. It's
all yours, that is yeah right now?

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Oh yeah, God is there eleven diabetics are committing suicide
on the Upper West Side.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Here's the thing, because we open this, this is fifty
three cacao, right, and that's the you know, pure chocolate, right,
So professional chocolate's like cocaine, you know what I mean, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
What you know, what how what grade and how clean
it is? Yeah, you see that glaze. This is really
high end chocolate. Wow. So when you.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Really if you're really into chocolate, so the shiny is
what you're saying, that shiny high gloss sheen. I'm I'm
really into chocolate, right. But I realized that a lot
of people make cheap chocolate.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
They just make it taste good.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
So when you get to the next level, you just
like to eat pure chocolate because it's unbelievable. Because what
people don't realize about pure, really good chocolate, especially over
fifty percent pure, is that you get that the herbal
it almost has like a tea like.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Quality taste of fruit.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, you know, you can taste everything Vick Chop off
a little piece for I.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Don't know, for me, for everybody.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Just start ahead, go ahead, you're the cook, you're the cook.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Wash your hand. I had a boy at all right?
All right, why are you so angry?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's angry all over me. Yeah, we didn't get anything
went on over the floor. That's fucking good, all right, Carl.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
How much does that cost? A lot?

Speaker 5 (02:54):
No about I really need to know, right because I've
never seen uh so much chocolate in mine life.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
An eleven pound bar based.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Isn't that cool?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
That is great? But shoot it all over me. I've
had better.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
Oh, I.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Don't like call have the cleaver, Paul. I kind of
like Nestli's. This is amazing. This is amazing what you.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Do, Paul for being a Pennsylvania Think you're not that
good with a knife.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Buddy, dude? That is that the best chocolate in the world.
Or this is up there, right up there? That's up there. Wow,
that is really good.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
And you can melt this and make it make a
chocolate sauce, or you can do anything.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
But what I'm trying to tell you.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Is, you know, it's better to buy a bar of
this than to eat these junk desserts.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Because they're using twelve percent percent chocolate. You really not
enjoying it. It's the right amount of sweetness. Isn't that nice?

Speaker 7 (03:56):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
That's perfect?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
So like when people come over, I have a I
have a brick like this at home, and I break
off a piece and you just sit there and you enjoy.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's like eating parmesan cheese. All right.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
If your follow us on Opie Show on Twitter, you
can see the bar.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I just took a picture. You can rock it there.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
You go look at that and look how beautiful. Look
look look, look see he did it right.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
So that's what you want. You get a pencil. Shaving
them savage. Isn't that good?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
It's gonna make some good hot chocolate. It's almost not
hot chocolate weather though.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
God that looks it's always hot.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Saying skip the junkie dessert. Let me tell you, I
just invest in some high and what I do is
I get really good potato chips, and then I shaved
this chocolate over the potato chips.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's one of my favorite things to see. That's pretty good,
the salty in the sweet.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Shave that off.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Ahead, fall get them go there, you shave.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I like to go down at the break room and
they have those preps of rods down in the break
room like once a month. I just stand around wait
till somebody walking their out out and know and I go,
I love shove salty rods in my mouth just to
get somebody to call hr Farmy. No, I've got breathed a.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Whole bunch of people out.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
I totally believe.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
That uh people are asking. Well, one person's asking Charyl
looks like in Indiana.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Fuck it. Let's uh say hi.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Or as we check out this chocolate that you brought in, Cheryl,
go ahead, Hi.

Speaker 8 (05:23):
I found you. I'm serious. And my daughter lives with
the deaf chef and I like to take a cookbooks
and stuff for him, and I have I've never heard
of you or anything. It's I'm sorry to say that,
but I was wondering, like what cookbooks would I be
looking for something to get him something for his collection.
The deaf chef, Yes, he's a chef at like New

(05:47):
Oble Falls Brewery in Griffith. He's their chef and he's deaf.
He's had an accident at age seven, but he got
himself through college, a master's and everything, and now he's
he's their chef.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
This is in your town.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
They must book ship about him behind his back.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
He has.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
You know, he got the implant.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, but what you're you're calling to find out what
a cookbook you should get for him that Carl could recommend?

Speaker 8 (06:15):
Yes, because I guys, I don't I've never seen or
heard your show before. Obviously he doesn't hear your.

Speaker 9 (06:20):
Show, Shott.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
That's pretty funny. I I have a book. I have
a book. I have a book. What what kind of
restaurant does he work in?

Speaker 8 (06:34):
He worked at a brewery, all right.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
So maybe hopefully read this book and they'll get him
out of the brewery. The there's a book called Ratio
and it's a great cookbook and I think everyone should
read it. And what it is is it's the guy
that wrote it, Michael Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I don't know how to say. Is the last name
rule men? Rule? Right? It's a great book. Yeah, and
I'm ready. What's it? A battle pie? It's about like,
you know, measuring things.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Or like I'm sorry, man, please, there's a fraud talking
how to properly mixed things.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
That type of thing I.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Can't like, Like, why did I bring this fucking guy
to chocolate?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Carl.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
You knew he was gonna do this.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
You don't know who we are. I'm chef Opie, that
chef call and we we throw.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
The ball around a little bit as far as food goes.
And today we're looking at some Belgium chocolate.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Belgium from Belgium chocolate.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
So the book, the book Ratio is great.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
So this guy interviewed I think it was one hundred
of the best chefs in the in the world. It
was and seven, Okay, this is not gonna I'm about it.
I'm gonna know, I'm gonna yell at the death. I'm
gonna with this lady. I'm keep going. So so basically
what they what they do is he interviewed all these
people and came up with.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
These ratios to make everything.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
And there's also an app for your phone. So what
it is is it puts the science in cooking. So
instead of telling you some stupid story about making you know,
pat soucre or a pattishue or any type of dough,
it gives you the ratio.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
You say, go this this, and you always get that
results never gonna mess up.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
So that's a great book.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
And it also is what Einstein told his cook I'm
more into reading about food science than actual recipes because
most cookbooks the recipes are wrong.

Speaker 8 (08:29):
Oh well, they always want him to make something new,
like once a month. I have something new for their
their menu and everything. So I just try to find
things for him. But you have your authors of your.

Speaker 10 (08:39):
Own books too.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I don't have I don't have a cookbook. But uh,
chef Hope, do you have a cookbook?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I actually do. Let's call jazz it Up's call.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Jazz it up to follow me on Twitter, right, they're
my profile for my cookbook.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's Ope your radio on Twitter. Just look for jazz up.
What an.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
I just want to wipe that.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
He's a good actor.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Sometimes he is just a bigger piece.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
This Belgium chocolate is amazing.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
I've never seen him he enjoyed something so much. I
didn't know he liked chocolate.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Give some to the lady. Oh yeah, that's my comment.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
But that's the that's all of them, that's the one
we got in trouble.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
That's why I want to give her some chocolate. I mean,
we're good now. Call her in ask her she wants
some Belgian chocolate.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Ladies, you want chocolate, They don't hear like, you know.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
No, that was the lady. I asked her she could
let me into that. Why don't we just leave her alone?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Tell to the people that she still works here. That's
all okay, she's looking for. So the ratio is is
Carl's answer. I guess, yeah, Ratio is a great book.
And uh yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
As far as cookbooks, you know, you know what I believe.
I believe that, you know, the restaurant business is the
only business where you can pay.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
A small amount and eat somebody's best dish.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
So just have him go to restaurants, you know what
I mean, you know, get out of his comfort zone.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Yet I've gotten him signed menus and stuff before from
different places we've been at. So I just try to
help him out a little bit and get him a
little more interest, right being a chef at a brewery.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
But he did. Wow, I gotta admit for being depth
and sage seven and getting himself through a master's or
a hotel and restaurant. Wow, chef and everything.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Where in Indiana?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Where are you exactly? And who's your land?

Speaker 8 (10:24):
He's in Griffith, Indiana.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Where is that?

Speaker 8 (10:28):
Aways from Gary? A little ways from Gary?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Okay, Gary's the south of Chicago, there is it?

Speaker 10 (10:34):
Yes, yeah, closing up the travel to Chicago every day.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
So all right, I wish we were all deaf at
this point. And Sugar booring the hell out of me.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
She's trying to be nice to the Indiana lazy, lazy lazy.
Now you got, Lady Hope, sugared up.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I got. I love my dark chocolate. You nailed this.
I can't. I can't even fake this ship. All right, Charl,
thank you so much for finding us on the old dial.
And good luck to your son, nephew.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
De chef, friend, friend's good friend.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
All right, Charl, thank you. Okay, happy Easter too. All right,
let's say hi to Walter in Jersey.

Speaker 11 (11:23):
Walter, it's hilarious because I know, especially because it pisses
off a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
That's why I want it. Now, what do you got, Walter?

Speaker 12 (11:43):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (11:43):
Funny guys talk about chocolate. I tweeted Carl Ruiz about
getting us to go off for some Croatians chosing Croatian chocolate.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Little situation that sounds like really.

Speaker 13 (11:58):
Well, oh yeah, every time my parents bring him back
from Europe and I give this somebody, I've never said
no one's ever said it's disgusting or bad.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
They always said, right, all right, everybody makes a good chocolate.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
If you follow you know, if you follow the percentage,
it's gonna be great.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Hershey's.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
It looks like make it up.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
You're you're trying to make a joke, but you're half right.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
If you ever go to the I went to the
Hershey's University, okay, and they have like these classes where
they teach about dude, they know some chocolate.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Man, they have some chocolate technology.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
But then they dumb it down. They do, right, they do.
I mean, but he's gonna go the best of the best.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
The guy wants to bring you, though, Would you be
open to a swap cigar for Croatia chocolate?

Speaker 14 (12:46):
No, no, no, I will, Carl, Now I would look
back as yet Now no I will.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Y'all you bring me some.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Chocolate, I'll give you a cohed jes.

Speaker 15 (13:05):
What that is.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I don't know what that was.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
He just made me laugh.

Speaker 15 (13:07):
Though.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I gotta go. I gotta go. Alex in New Mexico.

Speaker 10 (13:10):
Go ahead, Yeah, I'm gonna question Carl. I'm not ready
to either strangle my wife or do it Coco.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Cos that's right.

Speaker 10 (13:24):
She knows me. I hope she's listening. Her face later
it's co Yeah, it's been an ongoing I don't think.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I've ever heard that before. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
There must be a cheffer's playing as coco like her.
She's cocoa.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
That's what process.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yes, he's saying, he's saying the correct pronunciation.

Speaker 10 (13:43):
We're talking about, not jazzed up chalk.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
But it seems like Alex.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
You all right there, you go out won the bet
with your wife. Thanks Boddy. One more and then we'll
move on to the things. Let's say hi to Kevin
in Houston.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
What are the regulars? Kevin? What do you got today?
Hey boy, Hey.

Speaker 10 (14:10):
Hey, Carl, did you really bring him a five of chocolate?

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (14:14):
I didn't, you know. I was really happy.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
I was really happy when Opie he said he liked
dark chocolate because that means.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
That his palate could be saved. Really was very impressed.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Send me the picture and then I'll post it. I'm
gonna put it on my Twitter right now. Guy, I
have a picture of Carl. Just took a picture of
me holding the thing in my lap.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yeah it's giant, he says. It weighs eleven pounds right,
it's five ki kio.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
The best way to describe this to though, is in
cocaine terms.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
He gave you a pure.

Speaker 9 (14:44):
Uncut kilo of pope.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
That's that's what that chocolate is.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
That's still in the bat.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
It's just usual for me to move around with the chocolate.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
You're gonna have to cut like two of those bricks
off for me their car, and then it's all yours.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
You can do what you want. I'm gonna pass it
around to everybody else. You want some.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Vic for your going on a vacation. I can't be good.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
I can't get square chocolate.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
No, that's over three ounces. Not gonna let me take that.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
That'll last forever. Do you freeze it? You don't have
to do anything to it. It's real chocolate. So what
does that mean anywhere?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Garbage that you know that will get messed up. But
you can cut it up, you can shave it, you
can put it in the fridge, you can put in
the freeze. It doesn't matter, right, it really is.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Can you wrap it in an aluminum foil and put
it in the freezer. Well, we all know that's what's
gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Is gonna be illuminum foil on that at one point or.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Another, I'm getting some aluminum foil on the way.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Even Dad put your number on top to I thought, yeah,
I'm in your phone.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I know, I look for you. I didn't find it.
Well that's not cool. What else?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
So?

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Yeah, we started the show talking about the big bomb.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, I love it, the mother of all you love that.
I love that? Doesn't scare you at all? No, it
reminded me of the Daisy Cutter. Remember they had that
bomba the Days to gutter. Yeah, right, same kind of bomb.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Right, it's just bigger and more powerful.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
And now the headline on TV the North Korean nuke threat.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Oh crap, craz uh, he's gonna go to how about
how about how about we.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Slow this ship down? That's an honest question, guys. How
much of this do you think is just fucking news?
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Like?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
How much do you think news all just not fake news,
but just to satisfy the twenty four hour news cycle?
Like how much trouble are we really in?

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Right?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
I think I think it's getting ugly out there. You know,
we finally have stuff that they can talk about.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
It just seems like, if it's that serious, we wouldn't
be three days talking about some Chinese guy that got
dragged off a plane.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
That's that's interesting point, you know. I like that, right,
But this, this will you know, this will maybe deflect
some of this for a day or two.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
But I don't know.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
I know, I'm sorry, I understand where you're going with this.
You know, before all this, I leave it. They pumped
it up because they got to fill twenty four hours.
But no, we've never done this before. This is actual news, right,
this is an actual thing to talk about. I just
feel like it's just it's just it's called the Mother
of All bombs, and two presidents had it and decided
not to use.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
It for whatever reason. This guy just set it off
in a desert. I did.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
This seems like a handshake and a bullshit test for
something like it for a bunch.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Of no one even knows where this time.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I will agree that they It looks like they have
picked a good spot to drop the first one, right right, they?
And I'm sure that the god whoever administration or whatever
tanks or deciding all this and letting people know they
had to let him know. This can't go wrong in
any way she or form. And so you float a
trial balloon, so to speak, and.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Feels to me though it feels like a test on them.
It's a warning, right, you know.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
I mean the Tomahawk missile thing was that wasn't that
wasn't fucking around, Yeah, but it wasn't as as as impressive.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Sorry that everyone thought they're already flying planes from that
air bit. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Picked that shit
real quick.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
But if you've really discovered that there's a secret, ultimate
isis everybody just hide away over here, and they're all
congregating in this one area, and we got a big
bad boy that we can drop on them if we're right,
I'd fucking pull that switch, babe.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
But it goes back to Carl's point, is it just
the desert because we don't know what's on the fucking
ground there.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
I mean, you're still saying that the results to fiddle
and racedacks and dog raising, camel raising. So to Carl's point,
I hope we find out definitively. I guess there was
some something under that ground.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I remember growing up, right, growing up, I would get
I would walk out of my house and there's a
little bodegga, right, and they had those little you know,
you just put the quarter in the handle and you
get the newspaper. Right, And you'd always picked the newspaper
with the craziest headline. Sure you had to post the
daily news. Yeah, well of course, but now it's like the.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
TV's the headline, right.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
You used to get one a day, right, but now
it's every twenty minutes, breaking news, breaking, and they.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Just keep it just.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
I think news makes itself news.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
It just it's like a hundred.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Right.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
But now we got something real to talk about here.
This is very different.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
So I hope, I hope so because like we said earlier, oh,
I know, because we got caught up with guests, and
the guests were amazing. Today, I want to know if
it's true that this thing explodes six feet off the ground.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
You throw that out there at the beginning of the kid.
Someone has answered this by now.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Well, if you could help us out with with this
mob thing is about the exact stump Ray knows a
little more earlier thing. It's it's a nuclear bomb without
it being a nuclear brown it explodes in the same fashion.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Here you go.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Here's why the mother of all bombs. Uh yeah, go ahead, Paul,
you grab this explodes in Afghanistan. But now we get
the answer.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
So it seems like it is true that this thing
explodes six feet off the ground and then the concussion.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Oh man, you got guys ten miles away going what
what happy Clarks?

Speaker 3 (20:01):
And it says there's something more powerful in terms of.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Tea.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
It's like if you scroll to the top of the article,
there was something like this is something like no, if.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
You passed it, no, I just found the reason why.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
No, you want to six feet okay?

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Instead, like most large weapons, including nuclear weapons, it detonated
in the air moments before impact.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
There were probably about six feet between the mob and
the ground.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
When it unleashed its destructive force, which was the equivalent
to about eleven tons of tnja esus.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Now this other one that says, uh, it's not that
one's not the heaviest one that we own. The heaviest
one we own is thirty thousand pounds and it's called
the Massive Ordnance Penetrator.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Ah that fo and these Jim Colone heels right up
his ass.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Well, if the if the MOAB cost sixteen million, these
are fifteen point seven The new one.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
I'm talking about the bargain. Yeah, drop two of those.
But in North Korea, time to make a home depot
parking lot. Oh my god, do you think the Chinese
are really gonna at what point of the Chinese are
gonna go? Sorry North Korea?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Just sorry, you know, very good question.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
I mean how long are they going to really? Because
I'm not sure how much they're in with them now?

Speaker 8 (21:20):
Right?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
The fixes and it? Did you hear?

Speaker 7 (21:22):
So?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I have the luxury of having friends that are in
the stock marketing ship like that. I'm pretty high up too.
And that's some shitty guy with a Today's warehouse fucking suit.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
You know what I mean, wear.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Baby thread like fucking I've been on the floor.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
These guys ain't on the floor. Well that's all. They
got their special set.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
They're fucking sitting coked up somewhere drinking champagne.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
So basically, all of a sudden, the whole time dead, Sorry.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Carl, I'll switch up for football for a second.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Legendary Steelers owner Dan Rooney dead at eighty four. Wow, yeah,
just breaking. He had a good run. Back to you, kraf.

Speaker 15 (22:07):
So.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
During the whole.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Campaign, Trump was running on the Chinese are fixing their currency.
Chinese are fixing their currency. Chinese are fixing their currency.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
He goes on the news.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
He goes, yeah, I just went with the Chinese people.

Speaker 16 (22:17):
They're gonna help us in North Korea. By the way,
China's not fixing the right. I mean, that's so simple.
And then it doesn't get He's like, I just made
a deal.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
They're gonna tone North Korea to shut the fuck up,
and we're gonna keep buying their shitty currency.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
That's over.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
It's that simple, like, and meanwhile, you got all these
idiots just going around and saying crazy shit all fucking day.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Korea is done. They're done, they're not doing anything. We
got to take out their nuclear capabilities. Obviously, you can't
just assume that China, you.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Know, if they have, if they haven't, if they've.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Shot in the sky, this country is useless without enemies.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
And North Korea is perfect for us to make billions
of dollars worth of weapons.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
I mean, we need that fake boogey man. It's like
monsters and governor. I don't the idiots ain't doing anything.
The three feet Paul with no fucking eating race while
they with no teeth drop his gummed over there.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
It's like a bunch of zombies. Let go the headshot,
stick with.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
It, Carl, I like where I know, Let's go to
Joe and Ohio. Joe, go ahead, Hey, how.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
You doing guys?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
That we're good man.

Speaker 9 (23:33):
The Carl was talking about the Daisy Cutter. That's a
fuel air bomb. It's like a big, you know, big bomb.

Speaker 10 (23:41):
But they drop it.

Speaker 9 (23:41):
It's aarosols a gas in there and lights. It hits
the funk up everything above ground. The BAF is they
dropped it on a tunnel complex, so the concussion collapses
the tunnels.

Speaker 10 (23:55):
It's a solid ball.

Speaker 9 (23:57):
Okay, But yeah, they're both kind they're both kind of
fucking big.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, that's all we.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Were basically putting it together, is we we owned some
ship that we can blow some ship.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Up with right, blow shut out exactly.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
That's one of our favorite things.

Speaker 17 (24:11):
I had.

Speaker 9 (24:12):
I had a quick you were talking about that. You
know how they treat first class different than coach and
that four Chinese guy getting drug off the airplane. Yeah,
I was flying from Atlanta to Hawaii and I was
first class and they pulled up away and it was
like one hundred and forty degrees in Atlanta in the summertime,
and we had a two hour away down the tarmac.

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They closed the curtain and they're giving us drinks and
snacks up in the first class, and the steward comes
by and he's apologizing, and he says, I'm sorry, but
we're going to turn the air conditioning down here in
first class, just for a little bit, giving some in
the back, but we'll turn it right back down.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
There's only X amount of air conditioning for the plane.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
So he had to give a plane or die. That's great.
I swear we're going to I'll swear just for a second.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Right, that's great, just.

Speaker 10 (25:07):
For a minute.

Speaker 9 (25:08):
Then I realized I fly cargo sometimes.

Speaker 12 (25:11):
Damn it.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
All right, Joe, listen, I gotta cut you off. I
got stump Brain on the line. He's gonna help us
out a little bit with the world. Good phone call, though,
uh stunt praying Michael Pelker, how are you, buddy, I'm good.

Speaker 15 (25:24):
I'm good. That guy was pretty solid, pretty right on.
And uh, you guys are pretty accurate on this too.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's it.

Speaker 15 (25:31):
This is the first time we've ever used anything this big.
Have you seen the training videos from when they dropped it.
Oh my god, they've got demos because they've never used
it in combat, so we don't know just how deep
those concussions went. But we do know this used to
be al Qaeda's camp and then I guess they you know,

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they trade with the terrorist realty network and you you
sell it to ISIS.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, you get the property brothers involved.

Speaker 15 (26:02):
They used to drop these thousand pound bombs in this area. Yeah,
and those thousand pound bombs would mess up the entrance
to the caves, but none of the ammo inside was
getting blown up. So you have more than twenty times
the power of that same bomb hitting the same area,
and it not only hits wider and deeper, but it'll
they believe it will explode any ammo that's hidden in

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there too.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
That's a good point. Yeah, Otherwise they could just dig
back in and get all the ugly stuff, right.

Speaker 15 (26:30):
Yeah, and that's what they were doing with the thousand
pounders we were dropping before and like Condahar.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
So do we know what kind of damage it did and.

Speaker 15 (26:39):
We won't for a while because it hit at seven
o'clock Afghanistan time today.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (26:44):
Wow, so you know it was right around right around noon.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
What time was that in the twenty first century?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
They are in about the tenth century, that there was
some dude in their fucking a goat, but that they
went off honeymoon over his favorite goat was getting it.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
And what do you think this is all about?

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Stumprying a little warning shot, like this is what we're
capable of doing and doing and we're not shy like
the last two presidents.

Speaker 15 (27:14):
Yeah, because you don't if you've got a guy that's
threatened nuclear power, uh, nuclear bombs like Kim Jong own is,
and you guys say, all right, just for just for grins,
we're going to drop the biggest thing we've ever dropped.
And you put it on the border of Pakistan and
Afghanistan and a known tear outlet, and you're going to

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see that there's going to be a crater that's just
going to be incredible, and you know he's got to go, well,
wait a minute, because yesterday, I don't know if you
saw the thing about getting all the journalists out of
their hotels in the afternoon, No what Kim Jong.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Un did, No, no idea.

Speaker 15 (27:50):
There's there's a bunch of journalists and they said, all right,
everybody meeting the lobby, put on your business clothes, meeting
the lobby. No cameras, no cell phones, And they took
him out to an area where they made him wait
for hours, and they had to listen to like the
celebratory music, the Kim Jong Anthem, and there were thousands
of people gathered. They all went silent, and like thirty

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minutes later, in comes this Mercedes limo. Out gets Kim
Jong un and he stands on a reviewing stand and
points out a new apartment complex because he did a ribbon.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
On a new apartment. Donald trumped them totally.

Speaker 15 (28:29):
Donald Trump's over the.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Wow. Sorry Mike, but you've you read it.

Speaker 15 (28:36):
I've telegraphed it. But it's exactly what. So what does
Trump do? He comes out today and drops, uh, drops
the biggest bomb we've ever dropped in any war situation
except the nuke. And you know there's going to be
a reaction. So I think this is an answer to
the saber rattling of Kim Jong un because we think
he's getting ready to test the nuke. This weekend, Saturday

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is a big day in their culture. It's called like
the sun, the Sunday or something.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah. No, they celebrate his birthday like it's the fourth.

Speaker 15 (29:08):
Of July and they're about to uh test one more nuke.
They believe they've got that whole complex under review. So
if they see the satellite photos online.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
So if they do that, then what do we do?

Speaker 15 (29:21):
Well, if they test a nuke, they're they're okay, we're
not going to do anything. But the red line is
if they put a nuclear warhead on one of their missiles.
That's the red line.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Then we go in, let's do it.

Speaker 15 (29:38):
Kind of let him know he's not playing right. You
gotta believe he One of one of my friends went,
that's a boss move. He's just showing him he's a boss.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Okay, someone is going to be uh dropping a nuke
sooner than later.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Man.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I hope not, of course, I hope not. Oh way,
it's not.

Speaker 15 (30:01):
The biggest Worri is not a nuke with him. It's
an EMP. That's the one that's got everybody really nervous.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
What's that one?

Speaker 15 (30:07):
An EMP is an electromagnetic pulp and they could blow
that up over half of the nation here and take
out the power grid and then you're you're done and
you can't fix it. It's fried and that takes out
everything electronic everything, your cell phone, your car, everything, unless
you've got it inside your your dryer and protect it.

(30:30):
That's the weird thing. You could put crap inside your
dryer and an EMP won't get to it. But he's
going to put one of those on a boat, send
it within you know, twenty thirty miles of the shoreline,
and fire that thing up.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
A can we defend against that.

Speaker 15 (30:48):
The smartest thing we could do is spend one hundred
million dollars in protect the grid. For the last years
we've all said, now we don't need.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
To do that.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Bom bombs right there. Yeah, I got sixteen of them nineteen.

Speaker 15 (31:05):
H So that's It's going to be an interesting weekend
because everyone's nervous and the fact that it's Easter weekend
has people in the Middle East crazy. And you went
to Passover, so Israel's on high alert. Everybody's nervous this weekend.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
But they're doing the Easter egg roll on the South Wawan.
They are yep. Yeah, for a while there, we weren't
sure they were going to do it. They're doing it.
They had to buy the eggs last minute.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
They didn't have anything, you know, the special.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Aren't they wooden eggs or something?

Speaker 15 (31:36):
Now you can actually buy the plastic eggs with the
Trump logo on them, and they've got Donald and Malania's
signature on them. The Obama did that too, everybody.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
I'll do business standard.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
I know this story.

Speaker 18 (31:48):
The company that makes the eggs every single year, they're like,
what the fuck is going on and got a hold
of the White House said hint, if you're doing this,
we need the order in now to get it done
for you in time.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Wow, maybe Trump was negotiating distracted fifteen. He's awesome.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
I don't think he's the type of guy that's into
a you know, an Easter egg roll on the south lawn.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
No way, so unbelievable. Hey, uh, stop braining. I got
to ask you. So this this I'm calling it the
mo but it's the mow. How did you say? Vick
moab moab Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
My mother of all bombs.

Speaker 15 (32:23):
That's the the other language. It's something like the A
and B are like airstrike bomb. Right, But yeah, it's
another deal. But the weirdest thing have you seen? You
haven't seen how they deploy it. They have to put
it on like a C one thirty a cargo plane
and push it out the back.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Pallette, you got to push it out the back. And
then I think it has a parachute at first, too, the.

Speaker 15 (32:46):
Parachute that slows it down, and then the guidance kicks in.
It's got precision guidance attached to it, like a big
old propeller on the on the tail end and fins.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Now we think. I thought this was the biggest uh bomb,
but I hear Russia has a bigger one.

Speaker 15 (33:03):
Well, of course Putin's going to say that, thank you,
you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Here you go.

Speaker 15 (33:14):
That's big mister Trump.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Jason Colorado, father of all bombs is in Russia. It's
supposed to be so much bigger.

Speaker 15 (33:22):
Yeah, well, if we if we'd ever see it, you know,
at least we put out video showing us testing these things.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Here's our dick, where's yours? Right? Yeah, all right, good point,
good point.

Speaker 15 (33:34):
I'll take that we bankrupted Russia with an arms race.
That's the whole reason that Soviet Union fell apart. So
I think they've been doing more on cyber warfare than
anything else.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah, and now it's so now it's sod saying that
we were responsible for the chemical attacks.

Speaker 15 (33:50):
No, he said it didn't happen. He said earlier today
that there was no such attack. There's no proof and
it didn't happen.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Oh wow, that's that's aggressol.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
I heard he was playing us.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
No, now he's just saying it didn't happen at all,
and we actually didn't even happen.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
You have not even happened. That's what I used at
my house.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
No proof, can't say it.

Speaker 15 (34:11):
Yeah, I die, were you right now?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
I mean stunt praying.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
This Seria is really complicated because uh iis is fighting
a sod.

Speaker 15 (34:22):
Isis is fighting a SOD. Hesbala's fighting Ford. Russia is
kind of helping out a SOD. We're helping out the rebels.
And then today before we dropped this big bomb, we
misfired and took out a bunch of rebel fighters accidentally. Yeah, God,
but it's a mess.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Some would say, just leave ices alone in Syria if
they're fighting a SOD.

Speaker 15 (34:47):
Yeah, but then if they get inside and they get
control of that air force, right, you know, we took
out twenty percent of the air force. Oh and that
means they still got eighty percent left. And god knows
how many chemical weapons are left complicated, So it's not
a good thing. If I if you eliminate ISIS and
help the rebels, then you got a better chance of
getting rid of a sod. Naturally.

Speaker 17 (35:09):
What a sod said about the video of the children
and women gasping for air, he said, Uh, such visual
evidence doesn't make it clear whether or not it happened,
because how can you verify a video. You have a
lot of fake videos. Now we don't know whether those
children were killed in some place.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Or Atlantic City, con chracoon con Yeah, all right, I'm
with a SOD or were they dead at all? I
could have just been tired, been running around in few blocks,
just finished a little crop, just a lot of pop rock,
right exactly.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
That makes your phone.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Right there, like hope he was saying before you was
so right that this Trump just controls the news cycle
however the fuck he wants, Like, well.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
It's certainly that's been their goal.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
He's playing fetch with the news now now that I
look around on the TV's mother of all bomb all
fucking day.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Meanwhile, he's just fucking executive ordering his way to fucking well,
then you got people go. Don't forget about the rushing
the angle.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
You know, I mean he makes everyone forget about it
when you're day Oh my god, I mean, you're dropping
the moab.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
He's running circles.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Around, he wrote, he rolled back the Obama. Each state
can now decide if they don't want to help plan
parenthood or not.

Speaker 15 (36:25):
Well he's yeah, he's doing that. And he's also threatening,
not completely yet, but he's threatening to pull the rug
on some of the support for healthcare, which would make
Obamacare collapse faster. And they're going to demonize him saying
he hates poor people.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
He does, But.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Once you're a billionaire, and it's not I'm not being that.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
I don't not being mean to Trump.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Once you're a billionaire, you hate fucking poor people because
it's just you can't even relate anything.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
I think you become unaware of them. If I'm on.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
My jet and you're fucking talking to me about time
my kid, fuck give me my caviar sandwich, exactly.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
They didn't care.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
You can't care anymore. Real Gates cares. Bill Gates doesn't
care about ship. He says he does.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
He sits in that big Wars and gave all his
money to the Bill Gates.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
That whole Foundation's a scam talking giant shelter.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Wow wait hey stumpering going back to Obama, why has
he been so quiet?

Speaker 1 (37:24):
And what do you think he's thinking? Well, first of all,
supposed to do for the first hundred days, right.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Grew out really, yeah, he grew out really ship talk never.

Speaker 15 (37:38):
Yeah, that's part of the presidential club. And he initially
started talking right out of the blocks. And I think somebody,
probably Bill Clinton, pulled him over and went what are
you doing? And and now he just has quietly assembled
the Organizing for America group that is, you know, that
was Obama for America o FA, and he's still running
it out of d C. And it will be a

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powerful kind of shadow Democratic party. But he didn't have
to say anything. He can just quietly go about his business.
He's going to be meeting Merkle just around the corner.
He's going to hang out with Anglo Merkle, so he
can he can still be that guy and start giving
speeches and write that very expensive book. And he didn't
have to do Why would you want to get involved,
because it's only going to look bad on you if

(38:20):
you start slamming the guy now because you created a
lot of the stuff that's set up the problems.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Is it funny that the black man is going to
be a shadow for the Democratic Party?

Speaker 9 (38:31):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
What's wrong?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Let me get in.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
Someone woke? Ye, hold on, let me get my hood on.
I took a little chocolate.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Now, oh my god, his chuclates out of hand.

Speaker 15 (38:53):
Did the Cuban drive the Lamborghini into the city.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Oh that was a great car.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
You didn't drive it in the city though.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
That My buddy owns a he owns a lot of cars,
but that he brought a nineteen sixty eight Lamborghini.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Uh astilero. What a car.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
It's good looking.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Let me tell you something. Back then, people cars were
built by cool dudes.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Four cool dudes that were trying to bang checks.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, that was like the it's just it's just beautiful.
How far did he really let you drive? About ten feet?

Speaker 3 (39:23):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
I love the drive because I can tell by your
video like I did some trickery. Yeah, it was a
little bit on the fake news.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Go go fifty yards.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
And get the fuck out of my car. Right, you're
making the leather greasy spicazoid.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
No, you're driving and now I'm kicking it. Man. Yeah,
how fast. Did you go that? When I didn't go
that fast? I drove his, uh, one of my dream cars.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
He for my birthday last year he brought the nineteen
eighty three Lamborghini Kuntash, which was what.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
I've always wanted to drive.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
In the eighty three was the last year of the
carbs has all these Weber carbs in the back. And
I drove that thing and there're about one hundred it
was on. It was like everything you expected. But it's
almost impossible to drive. The clutch is crazy. Okay, you're
it's three hundred degrees inside. You can't see the glare
from the and you can give a fuck about any

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of that. When something is so cool, you don't care.

Speaker 15 (40:21):
Wow, kutash apparently means like holy shit in Italian.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Oh, it was awesome.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Like before I was legally obesie, I used to drive
a Ducati ninety sixteen, which is a great motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
And what an awful bike, What an awful bike to ride,
you know in the in the town. But man, you
used to look at.

Speaker 15 (40:43):
It and hear that wind, you know on the highway.
And it has a shaft drive, doesn't it?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
No, it was chain drive.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
The nine sixteen was chained and it was the first
while production motorcycle with a single side swing arm.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
What a bike, you know.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
But it's when Italians just make cool shit. It just
doesn't work for an extended peer time. But it's amazing, right,
I love.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Cars, very nice stumpering. What are you doing for the
weekend Easter? Anything? Uh?

Speaker 15 (41:09):
Something really exciting? Going to do a final walk through
on the apartment sale? So popping into New York for
about ten hours.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
You have property here, Your selling's done right?

Speaker 15 (41:18):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah. I had an apartment on the East
side fifty fourth and two for thirty years.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
How many square feet? Money bags? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:25):
How many square feet? Uh, you can just say a thousand.

Speaker 15 (41:31):
You can say a thousand, order him two baths with balcony,
with an east river view. It was a great place.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
I cannot You don't have to. You got to tell
me how much you got it for thirty years ago.
I need to know.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Foo he said, four dollars four hundred.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Yeah, holy fuck, that's his four million dollars apartment. Oh,
I don't know. I'm not asking that. Quiet whistle, am
I close?

Speaker 15 (41:57):
Let's just put it this way. I'm ordering it to
Tesla not a Lambo here.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
You you're earning a Tesla stealth wealth. I like that
on the cover. You're life happy about this sale. Uh yes,
and though you know it's probably bittersweet, they had it. Yeah,
you lose your period of tear, right.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Yeah, three million, give me a little whistle, three milk,
but we got.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Five.

Speaker 15 (42:22):
Opie knows where the Soho house is. We can stay
there anytime we want to stay in the spend the
money on us. Yeah, that's not another place.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
That's a good Yeah, three three two five. I'll show
you the that's good. The outdoor space is key on that.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Hey stump, if you're around, you should come down to
Jersey and I'll take you This guy's garage. He has
one of my favorite He has a nineteen seventy one
Ferrari Daytona first one, first one from the United States.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
And he's got over fifty fifty.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
He One of the best stories ever is he had
one of the one of the first Lamborghini mirrors and
it was painted purple right from the factory from Lamborghini.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
So we're at this big car show that he does,
like a car show, but they are all his cars.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
It's like a fundraiser kids school.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
It's a funny.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
So this guy that works at the at the country
club that we're at, walks by.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Goes, who the hell would pay the Ferrari purple?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
And I never saw this dude get angryuntil that moment.
He looks at the guy goes, it's a Lamborghini. That's
a factory color.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Do me a favor and go be pour over there.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Well, yeah, you motherfucker, you're dead?

Speaker 15 (43:33):
Was that seventy one? You said?

Speaker 2 (43:35):
He's got a seventy one daytone up a red coop,
which is unbelievable car.

Speaker 15 (43:40):
Because the Pantera, which was the last car Ford made
that I ever wanted, was that that came in purple
off the line and you just couldn't believe it. And
now if you could find one, they're they're incredible cars.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
That was a wild ass, the Pantera, the GT five
or the regular one or awful cars. It was built
by a Dento mass which is an Artargentinian guy. Yeah,
Argentining guy's not that good at building cars.

Speaker 15 (44:04):
Well, you couldn't buy a Monday or a Friday built
because they're either hung over on Monday or drunk on Friday.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
It was great about it was.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
It was it looked just like a Lamborghini, but it
had a three fifty one Cleveland engine which was bulletproof,
so the motor was the only thing that worked in
the thing. But if you look at that Tomaso's the
one before it called the Mangusta, is one of the
most beautiful cars.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
I didn't know he knew this much about cars.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Oh yeah, I knows a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Is this guy in Lambertsville with the cars kind of
sorta okay, I think to full up his spot.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Because I don't know and he Scott Art too, right, Yeah,
he's big on art.

Speaker 15 (44:43):
I know where he is.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yeah, he's a good guy.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
That's come on down, brain figured it out, Come on down,
let's drive some ship.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
He's my boy. I was at his house one day
and he just got the Alfa.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Romeo alf Romaro eight C, which is the cards all
made at carbon fibers.

Speaker 15 (44:57):
Gorgeous and it comes with Matchi luggage.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
And so he comes up to me, guys, know this amazing?
How happy? Right?

Speaker 3 (45:07):
So he's got this alf A C.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
It's got a Ferrari motor and it's beautiful car, I mean, gorgeous.
So he goes to me and goes, I go, Abbi,
can I drive this thing? He goes, no, I said,
I brought you like ten canolis.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
He looks at me, goes he goes, don't fucking crash,
So let you go? Yeah, you let me go?

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Good further, let me go and I come back and
he touches the tires.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
He's like, you, I know you're working around with it
a little bit.

Speaker 12 (45:36):
What kind of gas mileage does again? What are we
talking Caitlyn Jenner?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Fucking thing to say? What are we really talking? Even
Caitlyn Dreennner. He drives, or he could say, hey, can
I please? He drives a GT GT three. You kind
of know the person when it was when it was,
and I think you could say I can keep it right.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
When I think Caitlyn Jenner, I just think Bruce Jenner
with the gold medals, and so I still think.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Sorry, I do. What do you mean? No, his old
kids call him dad.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
That's kid. Dad is not in my ornment?

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Well come on, if it's okay for the kids to
call him dad, still, that means just us regular folk
who remember the guy as Bruce Jenner.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
You could still say he and you're not being disrespectful.
That's what I think we're losing.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
We're losing Carl again. We gotta get sorry.

Speaker 7 (46:37):
Cars.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I can't. I don't talk about those those people that
switch up like that. I get confused, real easy. It's
a little weird, right, it's really weird. Okay, makes me uncomfortable.
Oh you get uncomfortable. I do. I don't get on conflct.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Because I get a shitty mouth, right, So I know,
like if I'm I'm going to say something wrong, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
So I just don't even say anything.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
I can understand that.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
You know you got Can we never talk to your mom?

Speaker 5 (47:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Yes we do.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
She's out running around again today. I did find it.
It is not she is making her own battery. It's
not a cake mixed. It's a full on from scratch.
It's a from cake.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Now it's talking.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
He told me that this morning, that's for sure. Are
we talking the baby food plumb baby food cake?

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Right? That sounds like. But she's out running around all
that cobbler she's made.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
No, I can make cobbler.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Cobbler day is cold. Yeah, that's my favorite cobbler.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Yes, it has gotten this that you know what it's
my has gotten.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
To this, but is there another cobbler that even comes close?
Let's you really want to get people like apple Jerry,
your fruit blueberry berryl BlackBerry will win every time. She's
not gonna answer, uh stuff, pray, where are you have
with Caitlyn Jenner? Bruce Jenner?

Speaker 15 (47:56):
I made a promise that if he cut off the
twigging berries, I'd.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Call Katelyn so and he didn't.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
He did do that, right, yes, yeah.

Speaker 15 (48:03):
So it's Caitlyn Jenning for me, and before then I
couldn't it was the Jenner formally known as Bruce.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
And here's my theory on cutting off the genitalia. If
you got it, you can watch it again. I think
I think it's an easier decision if you have a
shitty deck.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Okay, if you got like a trophy piece, I think
it's I think it's a it's a tough deca.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
During the I thought during that Diane saw your initial
interview that he was indicating that because she was like,
are you going to go all the way?

Speaker 4 (48:32):
And a couple of his andrews made me think like,
I'm kind of proud of this. I don't know if
I could just go down here, you know, but that
could have just been me.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
One he had and like the thoat, what too? Just
love dick God sugared up picking the house.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
We're all sugared, We're all we talked about a hundred things.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
We're just babbling. None of this makes sense.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
He's always very happy.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
What's up? Did you try the chocolate? He rock? I did,
but we're coming in for seconds. Nice, Yeah, come on in,
come on in, take some home place. I just need
like one or two bricks of that. That's it. He
was talking about toys the other day. I fucking wandered
off my mind. Oh he did?

Speaker 12 (49:21):
Was?

Speaker 1 (49:21):
I got just one toy and I just walked away
once I touched that. Somebody girls feet, don't praying. What
else is in the news that interests you?

Speaker 15 (49:33):
That's the big thing. I'm following some weird stories about
parents getting their kids taken away from him by the state,
because you know, I'm all freaked out about too much government.
But that, you know, nothing I think would grab you.
But I remember when I used to work on this show,
and if somebody brought up the word toys, it meant
something very different than it.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
That's true, right, everybody's old and gray and doesn't care anymore.
Paul's still young, but he's conservative.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Pocket Harry.

Speaker 15 (50:03):
Isn't that Alabama governor conservative too?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
He resigned. We got a female, We got our second
female governor in history. Now they finally ran the love
gov off.

Speaker 15 (50:12):
Yeah, but how you got rid of the love?

Speaker 3 (50:14):
That was great, beautiful, total Alabama tadingess.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
If one of those news now I'm alert to the chocolate.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
He's gonna kill you. Now, don't say that. When that
Cleavers closed my hand, I just.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Threw out the first sneeze. Fuck me.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
If that e MP goes off in Alabama, nothing and
nobody knows now, no, yeah, just a Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
That's like lunch because you know.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
All the cars are carbureted. They're gonna keep Everything's fine,
everything's fine. Now stand right on moonshine.

Speaker 15 (50:48):
Alabama becomes the capital of the country.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
That'll be great. Montgomery is finally backs.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
You don't even understand what just happened. That's the first
sneeze of the algae season. You take commit Yes, every
fucking year, I gotta go. I gotta get talk to
Steve on the phone and get ahead of this damn thing.
You get allergies there, Vic Kenley.

Speaker 18 (51:07):
Uh, I.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Get that clock signed this thing that started the past
few years that I'm not sure if it is an
allergy or not. But I always have good energy and
feel good.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Used to be bad when I used to go clubbing.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Well yeah, cigarettes right, no, and coke no, that's what
I'm cearettes and tumbleweeds cigarettes and tumblewood cigarettes and alcohol exactly.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
So when looking at Bruce Jenner, good looking dude, he
got he's got a tiny penis, So I think it
was easier to do okay because he was able to wear.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
The short shorts back in the day and there's not
much going on there.

Speaker 15 (51:40):
Look at that well he said he got tired of
tucking it in the story about cutting it off.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
See, so that in the case now he's proud of
it again.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
God, I was talking the other day.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
My dad's been gone a while now, and I was
just having the conversation in my head that I have
to tell him if he came back to life, what
happened to Bruce Jenner?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
How would you explain that? I know it was in
his wheelhouse.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
The Olympics nineteen seventy six, the decathlon, and now you
got to explained to someone that comes back from the
dead that what is going on?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Since he's been going to believe he would not believe me?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Or better yet, what if it was somebody equally as macho.
What if it was Clint Eastwood or Jack nicol Science,
any of these.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Man's men men super men? And you have to tell
anybody from that previous generation.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Hey, guess what?

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah, let me ask Paul this. Do you understand how
big Bruce Jenner was being a younger guy. Nope, he
was the number one athlete in the world, right, stunt bray.

Speaker 15 (52:39):
The biggest thing in the world is like Michael Jordan
did this?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Who would be the equivalent for.

Speaker 15 (52:45):
Real Mohammad Ali?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Yes, come on now, No, we got to go a
little lower than that, don't we know at the.

Speaker 15 (52:51):
Time he was the biggest thing in the world, the
best athlete on the plot.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
All right, how about but go Olympics. So who is
our biggest Olympic athlete? Phelps? Maybe now Mark Spitz? Oh yeah,
but Mark Spitz is old. He's seventy two Munich Olympics.
My god, Jesse was that.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
No, let's go with Michael Phelps. It would be like
Michael Phelps turning into it would.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Be felps female famous. Though, yes, he's the most decoration.
It's a typic time because we have so many more distractions.
When Bruce Jenner was the biggest athlete in the everything
it was. He was everywhere. We didn't have phones. Well
everyone knows. Yeah, not a lot of channels, no cable nothing.
He was massive. I don't even think his own kids
understand how big he was. No, no, they don't understand. Well,

(53:33):
they don't care, that's sure.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
They don't understand four plus six.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
I love sugar up. What's your favorite VIC? Sugared up VIC?
Which ones we got?

Speaker 3 (53:45):
I think I like, I like.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
I like a mixture of basketball and sugar basketball and
sugar up Vick angry VIC just had those those far
away eyes.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
It makes you scared. Vodka Vic is good. I was
never in here.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
That's a myth.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Oh Sam Boney, for real. I think he just got
bored with us. He's nodding yet I can see his face.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
He is nodding, yet, get off the.

Speaker 11 (54:16):
Guard.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
The snack like please Joe, like cling street hockey and
yelling car well stunt praying always a pleasure. Thank you
for calling in and bailing out the last hour of
the No, kidd, congrats on the sale of your apartment.
Happy Easter, all that nonsense. We'll see you soon, all right,
stunt three two three three million two. He's still trying

(54:40):
to him tell about the apart. I've getting close. My
guess would be uh at least three yeah, at least
what happened? I just wanted to get stump brained off
the phone. He's gonna wrap it up. He's right pleased
with one minute.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
You're purposely leaving thin shavings, so you have to come
all the way back around christ Uh, Carl Ruiz, thanks
for the chocolate, man, No, man, you deserved it.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Do you deserve a chef. I'm gonna get it home.
I gave you a bag waterproof.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
You said you have a chef bag, right, I do,
but I didn't bring it in today.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
If you told me, I gotta brought my chef back waterproof. Ye,
I got the waterproof. Yeah right, you just you just
you know whatever. I don't know what else. Get your
plug in, Carl.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Uh follow me on Instagram, so boor chef? Uh follow me, man,
It's fun and uh come to Maurice the time specialcies.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
I'm cooking all weekend and Popsteiner Madison and Shadow New Jersey.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
There you go, and thanks to Henry Zebrowski from Adult Swim.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
He was awesome. He was great, And go see or
go watch on Shore Time Disgrace. Yes quick, blugger, you got.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
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and ten. All right, George Baltimore, Rollins Food Court.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
We're taking a long weekend. Sorry, see him Monday. The
Hopie Radio Show is now over.