Chris Distefano on Edibles w/ Doug Benson - Best and Last Year of Radio

Chris Distefano breaks down the infamous edibles incident with Opie at the New York Islanders game. Also in studio Doug Benson and Vic Henley 4/4

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hopie is here and his show starts.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, that's not good.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
They can't hear you at all. Right, Yeah you're in
a cave.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Yeah, you're in a cave.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Little Timmy's trapped in a weal finals.

Speaker 5 (00:19):
The Almond Brothers, what is it all A L L.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's not Almond now, but you know, like the nut
before they went Almond Brothers, one of their early names
was the Almond Joys. Really ship they played off your
horrible joke.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
It just well yeah, well you know, well you know
me and my music. It wasn't a joke.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
It was a question I like I you know, it
was I have a I know a.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Guy named al Altman. It's Almond a L.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
L M A N. Robert Altman is the famous director.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Okay, and Russell Altman is my accountant.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
There you go, It all comes together. Yeah, as he rock,
many screams to Zamboni. He's trying to make.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Guys are doing a great job filling in forropy.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:05):
All men, all Man Almond Almond.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Of already Doug Bisson just called me out and exhausting
this whole train of thought.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
That's it, Oh you got just plug that thing in.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, that main thing.

Speaker 7 (01:18):
All right, I did not plug that.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Somebody yanked the distributor cap off the main board. There
no one.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
He's going to be up and running in no time.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
There we are.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
How dare you say I plugged that?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
It was only one person here.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I didn't unplug that. Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:38):
The last show, did they try to prank you by
unplugging it as they left.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
A little sabotage?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, sabotage. Listen all y'all, all right, thank you, we
rock for fixing the whole radio show.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
The Almond Brothers are always.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Doing fine without you, Opie. It was.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Three minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
It was a terrific discussion words that start with A,
and you just blew up everyone's world, Vic, because what
do you mean? I wanted to play a Wasting Time
no More a while ago. I think, okay, and they
played Trouble No More. I think this is all easily researchable.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
But then you came in and said, no.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
We just played this right. Yeah, to me, it seems
like we just I know they're completely I love them.
We might have even talked about I know, Butcher Trucks
killed himself and I wanted to play revival and you've
etoed me and I think played this.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Trouble No More.

Speaker 8 (02:32):
We played Trouble No More, checked the tweet, we checked
the We actually had a fifteen minute.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Discussion about check the audio off the day of the show, Yeah,
January twenty fifth, because I remember I wanted to play
that song and then they played Trouble No More. But
I mean that's still a great song by so anyway,
we got Vic Henley, Christa Stefano, and Doug Benson. I
haven't seen Christian's the famous edible Night, yef. It was
this crazy night. That was a crazy night.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
It was a crazy night. You live, though you're alive,
I've you do.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
I've never felt closer to death though, No, I never did.
I never I maybe I'd only smoked pot four or
five times in my whole life. And then Sharad Smalls
gave Opie and I, uh some th HC chocolate and
you're supposed to eat half of a square and I
think five or six quinns.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, no, because I just took that. You gave me.

Speaker 9 (03:28):
The do.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
You want to go for who he is? He just
considered he's a saint Bernard puppy. Just just enjoy him.
And but if you don't want did you do that?
Why does a puppy do anything?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
So far? What's true here is that Sharad gave us,
okay myself edibles and we were having to go, uh,
we were happening to go to the Islanders Rangers game,
and then you said, why don't we do some before
the game?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
And I'm thinking it might not be the best idea.
Yeah right, but what what?

Speaker 9 (04:02):
So?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Then I sorry? So then I went to shoradago, well,
how much would you do, you know, before a hockey game?
So he goes, I would do a square each tops,
you know, one little of the you know a little.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
He didn't, But you didn't tell me that you didn't
really that information me. You just in the elevator gave
me the candy bar and then looked at your phone.
And I just proceeded to eat the candy bar to you,
and then I gave it back to you. And I
think that you knew how much I hate but didn't
want to snail. You just quietly put it back in
your pocket.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Are you embarrassed?

Speaker 4 (04:31):
That good?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
It tasted great? I tasted it was usually don't like
the taste of this.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
It was chocolate caramel. Yeah, it was very It was, oh,
you can taste the weed.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
But then I forgot that. I forgot.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
No, no, you're not no, no, no, no no. Now
we're stopping for a little while.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I know what. You're a bigger man than me.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
So yeah, so you don't want people to think that
we had the exact same amount and you lost your
mind and I didn't.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
No, but no, it's not even that we did, dog,
I swear to pretty much the same amount.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
I mean, we broke it off, so maybe technically he
possibly could have been done slightly more.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
But you will have a lot more tolerance to it.
I never really I just started.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Doing pot again, only in the last couple of years.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, he's not crazy.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
You aren't nervous at all with it. You had no anxiety.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
I was a little nervous, and try goes, Oh my god,
this is nothing. If you both do this, you guys
will both be fine.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, we're at the gardener or the Barkleys. You had
to go into Brooklyn, dude, making it easier for you
to get home.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
I walked home from four. I walked home about a
mile and a half. What happened was is everything was
completely fine. I was having a great time until the
first period buzzer sounded, and then it was like and like,
and I felt like somebody threw a spear from the
top of the arena and hit me right in the head.
And then I thought that I was having a stroke.
And remember with Jim Serpico, and I told him, and

(05:54):
I told him I was.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I was.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
I was confident of having a stroke, and I was
thinking of jokes to do as a parapleaser.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Thing in the at the end of the first twenty
when that buzzer rang, as soon as I have to say,
that period was over right. So you felt the spirit
through the brain.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
The brain and then my whole world. And then the
Islanders team, well, there was so much going on here.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
You were stressing because you were on the jumbo Tron
and you want to sure if you were getting the
m tron bomb on it. And then I said, no
one does well on the jump from the Rangers into
the Jumbo Tron, and the Islanders don't want me back
in the arena that you did. But getting back to
the Edibulls, because we only both did a little square, maybe,
like I said, you might have done slightly more. You

(06:32):
wanted to do a hell of a lot more. And
I said, no, we're good.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
No, you were good, you were good. We're good. Right here,
we're good.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Uh. And then the first sign that there was problems
was the fact that we missed our stop by fifteen minutes.
Fifteen on the train on the yeah, he goes, I
think this is our stop. Oh it's not our stop anyway.
And then we started talking again. We were like two
inches from each other's fucking lips.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, because because the.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Train was crowded.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
Doug jesus, why me, I know, he was just listening
to two liars lie about their drug trail.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
So then as they close the doors and we're going
back down the track, Chris goes, oh, yeah, that was
our stop, am I God, no big deal. We'll get
off the next one. But unfortunately the next stop is
a good ten twelve minutes.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, it was like the express stop.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Fuck.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
We fucked up. We fucked up.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
And then and then I wound up running all the
way back home.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
I you know, I.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Slept, I slept on the floor next to my daughter,
were running or were sprint.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well, I got the kind of job he get me.
He he got me in a cab.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
I got in the cab and then I was going
to UH to Third Avenue and eighty eighth Street, and
I got out of the cab at Third Avenue and
like seventieth Street. I just sprinted because I was too
nervous in the cab and I had him. I had
all the windows down and the camp freezing. Yeah, sprinted,

(07:57):
I don't know. And then I was pounding on the door.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
You know that Cerbroco called us both assholes, right, I know,
well he I know because he was in a complete
paddic because he really thought something was wrong with Chris.
Because Chris is like, it feels like a spear in
my head, I can't feel my leg I think I
had a stroke. I think I have food poisoning. And
then Cerproco is looking at me, and then I had
to tell him what we did, and goes, well, that's why,
you fucking asshole. I know.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Well, and then you took off and ran and I
had to chase you.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Yeah, and then and then the and then just coincidentally,
the Islanders had set up an interview for Opie and
I at the Barclays in the first period. After the
first period, and I was trying to get away from it,
and we wound up walking right into them and they
were like, Chris.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Where have you been. We've been looking for you.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
And they put the mic right in my face and
they were asking me like all these questions about the Islanders,
and I didn't have any of the answers to because
I kept I was just trying to focus on not
falling backwards because I thought that my feet were actually
like I thought my center of gravity was behind me,
so I kept trying to like move, I kept trying
to push my feet into the front of my shoes
because I was all just mess up and they will

(09:00):
and they and they said that the interview was unusable.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Off the hook.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
I got off the hook because I was like, hey,
can I see it? Like they're gonna be funny, you know,
talking about on the show. But they're like, we it's unusable.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
We didn't even do you.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Know what happened when they went up to me.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
No, I was ready to do my interview and then, uh,
they can't see this because they're now looking at me
and behind them, is you just freaking the fuck out
like you're in a spiderweb or something?

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Yeah, dude, And I remember my lips were, so I
made an excuse like, ay, maybe after the next period,
and then we were off and running again, and this
guy was just moving yeah, and he just kept looking
at exit signs and.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
He's like, I gotta go. I think I gotta go.
He goes you could go back to the seats.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I'm like, I'm not, I'm not leaving you.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
It was such a good game too.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
I was gonna say, who won Islanders range Fucking Islanders
and we missed it.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Islanders, Yes, we're dude, were seats.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
We were we were looking forward to.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
This week and the weed took it out.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Fucking Sharon's weed.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
We were looking like, I know, we were looking forward.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
To this or we generally again Doug Benton.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
When I got home and I was trying to tell
my wife the story, That's when I knew I was high,
because I was.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I was fitting uncontrollable to tell what happened. And then
she finally had to tell me, Wow, you're you're hig high.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
But at that point I didn't really feel like that
there was much going on. But you weren't here Vic
after the first period, so we were only in the
Barclays for forty five minutes. We were out on the street. Yes, okay,
the only ones outside, the only ones.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, they asked us like three times. So we lost
the We didn't get to see the second or the
third period.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
And it was a great game. So Chris's credit though,
he said, I'll figure it out. You go back to
your seats.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
But I didn't do well, and then I thought I
was like, oh, well, go get tickets. But now it's
like the Islanders are like, you know, you know, because
we I did the house.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
I was all messed up.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
How did it come down the pipe to you that
they actually got upset with the fuck you on the
jump boke?

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Well, because the guy who gives me my seats and
the hookup was like, you know, he hooked it. He
looked it up and he was like, yeah, you were
on some kind of drugs. So he's like, maybe then
you just come back next season. It was really, yeah, yes,
it seems like maybe just take maybe just take the
off season of fucking cool off. We fucked up our look,
God fucked it up. I haven't been back since. Dude,

(11:12):
I'm trying to tweet at them. I got no no favorites.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
We were on we were right next to it right
on the glass in the corner. The seats were awesome, fantastic,
And then he does his jumbo tron and then he's
stressing that he didn't get.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
The right on the jack ultron again.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
But and then I was supposed to be on the
jumbo Tron in the second period, but we were long gone.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
They should have put both on you on kiss cam,
that's what they should.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
They shoot off the word fuck on the jumbo you
have it. I think you have the video.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah no, he said fuck the ring and the crowd
didn't go crazy. I surely did. I don't know. Why
do you think you bombed? It wasn't great.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Because the dude with the organization said you can't come back.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
It's one of those things like anytime I go on
the JumboTron and a sporting event, ninety five percent of
the crowd doesn't know who I am, so it's just
dead silent.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Well, it's just always my luck. You think five percent
of that crowd knew who you were.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah, we were getting recognized a lot.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
We weren't because the Islanders, you know, not too many
people are just fans besides us. It's like me and you, who, Well,
I don't know who Ralph Machio, Ralph yeah, cats it Yeah,
that is it for Islanders fans.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Yeah, so this is the.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
First time, this first time I've seen you since. Yeah,
we haven't because I then I went to l A
right and then I came back.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, how was the Well I already know, but for
the people, I mean you you you taped your pilot? Yeah, great,
it was great.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
It was great.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
We'll see what happens. Fucking Chas palmtaries the man Diane
Gerrero and he pots they were great.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
What kind of time frame they gave me for the decision?

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Isn't like anything we made the Yes, you gotta just
wait now wait it out. You have.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
They're testing the show right now in Vegas. Tested it
last week, tested this week and then we just and
the show is testing well. Except people are Some people
are saying that I'm I'm soft. Males, young males are
saying that I'm soft and I can never be with
a woman as hot as Diane Grrero and somebody said that.
Somebody said that the number one reason they wouldn't watch

(13:12):
the shows because I look like my breath stinks. What
some kids say, they're fucking pieces of ship. Did you
see the pilot with everything? So everything, if somebody I
like it, I feel like I'm in the camp now
where I'm proud of it. Whether it goes or doesn't, good,
I'm proud of And it was. It was just a
cool experience. Yeah, I'm happy.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Man. I was scared I was gonna blow up your
whole pilot thing with our little trip to the game.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Fuck, I know, well, you know what I kind of
feel about all that, like with everything with social media
and life, like what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Like, people are just gonna have to get over shit.
You know. Everybody is an idiot.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
There's Chaz and that. This woman's great too, Dianna Maria Revas.
She's on that show Man with a plan. This little kid,
Antonio is his name, Antonio Corbo. He and my step son.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
How old is that kid?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Seven?

Speaker 5 (14:02):
And he's already like and he has like sick credits
and he could act his acts his ass off. And
he's small for his age, right, I don't know. I
think that's what he's for seven, Yeah, I think he's seven. Know,
he was phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, he's he does look small for seven.

Speaker 7 (14:18):
So but that's what works good for acting, you know. Yeah, yeah,
he was to play younger for longer.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
My family was there that came in the life taping.
My dad was crying. It was great.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
It was yeah, it was good.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
He hated it.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yeah, no, it's uh, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah he got some downtime. Yeah. Yeah, so let's do
more edibles.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Yeah, get it to get some hard ship.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Let's do LSD. Let's all four of them do.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
The easy ship. Why do you want to he's not
ready for LSD. No, he wants you wanted to do
so much more. Th Thank my god, I know I
wouldn't have been able to carry you out of that place.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
The next morning I woke up and I was like,
man at Sharad, mad at you.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Man out myself.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
But then as the day went on, I was like, wait, no,
Opie kind of saved me because I wanted to fuck it.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
I was gonna eat the whole candy.

Speaker 7 (15:12):
Bar, all right, but that's not I mean, did Trod
really hand it to you and say eat the whole thing?

Speaker 5 (15:17):
No, No, that was my decision. I just didn't know
a part of it. Yeah, he didn't give me instructions.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Though I know idea it was a candy bar, so
it had maybe eight squares let's say, so we.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Had a we had you know, yeah, we had an
eighth of the bar each.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
You ain't any more of it or did you throw
it out? No, it's just been sitting there ever since.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
I don't dip into this stuff a lot, but I figured,
if you want to do it, we're gonna do this.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I'm happy.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
I was happy to because I woke up and I
was like, you know what, I never want to do
that again, but then I also kind of want to
do that again. It's one of those feelings, right.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
I was at the game, and I remember when they
put Chris on the Jumbo tron op ran away so
he wouldn't be on the Jumbo tron. That's just a lie.
I remember they said they didn't want to put us
on together. They didn't want to put us on the Well,
do Chris first, and then ope, will do you in
the second.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
And I'm like kind of ducking down or something.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
I was ducking out of the way because they wanted
they didn't want me to even sitting next to him,
so I actually left the shot. And then I was like,
you're just saying that because you're being nice, like, no,
we're coming back in the.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Second I wanted to come back for you. Yeah, I
think I think were just lies.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
What would you what would you have done? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
I would have probably just sat there and panicked.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Doug after his uh fail? Would you have tried to
kill on the jumbo drunk? Would you have a little
gag clipped up?

Speaker 10 (16:28):
You know?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I mean, you just don't do much.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
They basically put your name Island their fan, and then
you're either like the people stupid face or wave the
ranger one of those Doug.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
But remember that, But then remember the next Remember they
kept the camera on me and because they said I
looked like one of the players on the Islanders, Casey
Suzekis and that bomb too. They were like doesn't he
look like him? And people were like no, just put.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
The game back on. It was just horrifying.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
I discussed this with my wife, and I think the
Jumbo tron was the thing that set him off. Is
that paple Doug like, we were in a good place
and then we were gonna go get beers. But then
he was stressing that no one gave a shit about
him on the jumpatron, which isn't true.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Uh, And I think that set off his anxiety.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
And now he's high on top of it, and then.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
He was just off and running. Did you ever throw
up at any point during this whole thing?

Speaker 7 (17:21):
Never, because like usually the body, if you're having that
bad of a reaction to edibles, would like, you know,
try to make you throw up, you know, like to
get the poison out.

Speaker 9 (17:30):
Right.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
The spear through the head, the feeling like you're having
a stroke, the numbness in the legs, and none of
that's happened to me or anyone I've ever met. Sometimes
it's overwhelming, right, but that's that's it. It's just a
severe case of being overwhelmed.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
I've eaten the whole candy bar and nothing. Well, it
was more like a chunky It wasn't thing flat and big.
It wasn't flat and big like the Hershey bar. It
was I got you a chunky bar and had four big,
thick spluayers in it, and the same thing.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
They're like, eat half of it.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
And I was on a cruise ship doing absolutely nothing
and had like, you know, the next seventy hours free.
So I'm like, I'm just gonna eat the whole thing
and see what happens. And nothing appen. I said, I
read a book, I walked around. I had a great time.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Chris, I wish that was the excuse, but we really
didn't do it.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
There was nothing, but there was nothing else in it.
But then then I guess I was high, because then
there was. I was thinking it was a coincidence that
he was on editibles, but he was actually having a stroke.
That went through my mind, like what if this has
nothing to do with the because I truly felt like
one side of my body going dumb, and I was like,

(18:35):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Know, He's like you, I felt like.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
I was sweating, but on the inside, Yeah, I kept
telling you that my organs are sweating.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
On the inside, my organs are wet. Surp just shook
his head. He's a big deal in the industry. He
just shakes his fucking head. And then when he noticed
that we weren't coming back, he put his sons in
our seats.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
And then he texted me the next morning he was like,
are you okay? And I was like, yeah, it turns
out I was probably just a weave. But how's everything
with you?

Speaker 9 (19:04):
Man?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Let's catch up, haven't.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
He has a response that, since that was a month ago,
he made a lot of inming on this evening.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yeah, yeah, hook up.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
I lost everything.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
You're lucky he stayed with you.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
I know, thank god he did well. Did you left
so right? You didn't go back into the game. No,
you left?

Speaker 4 (19:21):
No, because when we were leaving every entry, we asked, right, well,
like we have a special situation. Yeah, Because then I'm thinking,
if I could get him in a cab or an
uber or something, you would go, maybe I'll go back in. Okay.
I was sort of on the fence, but then she's like, no, man,
you guys leave, that's it. I'm like, I will leave,
but I'll be right on the other side of this door.
I got to make sure my friend's okay. Oh I'm sorry,

(19:43):
it's policy blah.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
That's what we tried with Howard.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Right. So then then I'm on the subway. I'm in
a subway. Clear, I'm in a subway car. Back to
Manhattwich is a good twenty to thirty minutes, right, just
laughing my ass off buying myself on a subway car.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
It was you got I started thing about an hour
and a half after I left you.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Then I started talking, and then it would come in waves.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
The anxiety and those feelings of the stroke would come
in waves, but it was like mini strokes. And then
I would laugh hysterical. Yeah, and then I was love.
I put on my daughter's cartoons. I was fucking laughing,
laughing at Bubble Guppies and the Lion Guard and all
her cartoons, Mickey Mouse, Roadrunners Club.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
It was fantastic.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
You finally stopped texting me, asking me if I'm still high?
About two days.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Later, I called like three or four times.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Are you still high?

Speaker 2 (20:33):
I'm like that was like, I think that was like
a day and a half ago already.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Yeah, I think I'm still high a little bit. I
definitely was high the next morning. Still, I definitely had
a grogginess and highness.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Man, I wonder what that is.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Well, we don't know. It was an empty stomach. We
didn't really eat until we got there.

Speaker 7 (20:48):
Well, that really makes it kick in harder and faster. Yeah,
if you don't have food in your stomach.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
What about allergy medicine? I was on Clarendon D. Can
that have any effect?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
I think so?

Speaker 4 (20:58):
No, No, you're just a light when it comes down
the bay.

Speaker 7 (21:01):
I just think, yeah, you just as you're experiencing something
that you you know, hadn't before. And I think everybody
that does edibles this has a story of having too
much at one point and uh, how much of a
bummer that can be.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Well, the problem with that is that was me on
mushrooms one time. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I did it.
Back to Bay.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
I had had a great time, a lot of fun,
laugh lafe laugh big time. Everybody else left town the
next day and I had to just kill the day.
So I had a few left and I'm like, oh, this,
this is a little bit. This won't bother me at all,
especially after all the fun last night. Yeah, and then
I just spent the next four hours crying, sitting at
Hampton Inn somewhere, fucking Kyle or something.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Just curled up in the feedables.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
This is what I do this.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I got greedy. I had so much fun the night before.
I'm like, oh, fuck, I can do this.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Everybody got super greedy and just cried.

Speaker 9 (21:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
No.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
The problem with edibles is you take them and then
you're not feeling anything right away, so you're like, I
guess I could handle some more.

Speaker 6 (21:58):
And then it catch up some people to see four
squares bam bam bam bam God an idiot, and then
that happened.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Well, all my Google research said that a lot of
people said that whatever emotion they were feeling at the time,
that's what kind of like did their hot, Like that's
what they were high with that emotion the whole time,
and that if they could they could just like people
were like, you gotta just tell yourself the highest fun
because if you tell it, if you stay in the anxiety,

(22:26):
and anxiety is not gonna leave. And that's what happened
to me until I guess it got low enough of
my blood where then I was just like, oh, this
is fun. But it was definitely too much because my body.
I didn't I didn't throw up. I didn't throw up
at all, but I was definitely nauseous, but I didn't
throw up.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
No, it was all the JumboTron, I'm telling you.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
So we were fine. Yeah, we were sitting there really
into it, and then we were gonna go get a beer.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
And then I would have had a beer. Would that
have helped you think, Doug? We were online to get
beers and you ran off.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
That's I knew we had a problem I need to
get I thought everything was okay.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
It was the JumboTron.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
You were stressing that no one gave us ship, right,
and then I I don't know if I could find
it on my phone right now, but I watched the
video back and you absolutely got a reaction. But where
we were sitting deep in the corner, yeah, I don't know.
You just you can't hear the crowd as well or something.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Well and that, and then remember when we were walking
around the arena and people certain people recognizing us, and
that was freaking me out too, remember, because I was like, oh,
they're making fun of me.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
You ran away from a couple of people. Yeah, I
ran my pictures.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Yeah, somebody had I remember somebody hit me up on
Snapchat the next morning, was like thanks taking the picture
of me, Dick and I was like, edibles, I went,
I we'll be back.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
I said, we'll be back. And every red exit sign
your eyes were just lit up, lit up, like that's
where I need to be. Yeah, well, they said.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
I remember the guy who gave me the tickets was like,
oh yeah, you know the Islanders. You know, when you're
doing that interview, they were like, what's your favorite moment
in Islander's history? And I was like, go Islanders. And
they were like, what's your favorite moment in islands history?
And I was like, oh, Islanders. And then I just
looked at him and he was like, how many games
have you been to this year? I had no answers.
I would kill for that.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Kill for the tape.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
You were saying something because the interview was pretty long,
but they said that it's not usable. Wow, that was
an exact quote I got from He's like, it's not usable.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Maybe it was long.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Because they were trying to get you to answered that question. No,
they're probably asking the same questions over and over again. Yeah,
maybe hoping to gain an answer. Jesus, but it was
good to see you, Chris.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Half hour, I was wondering if you were mad at us.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
No, I wasn't mad at all. You said you were
mad at me and then realized next morning, yeah, and
then you realize, okay, well I was.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
I was mad because I was like, you know, we
left the game. I felt embarrassed. But then I was like,
oh it was my fault.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Oh my god, it's a story to tell now. It
was fucking crazy I was laughing. I wasn't even mad
we left earlier. I was like, I got a story
to tell him. This is hilarious.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Yeah, man with the fucking cab ride home. I kept
telling the guy that'll open up all his windows, and
it was like, my jacket is in the tounuk and
I was like, yeah, but I gotta you don't understand
I'm having a stroke. And then he was like and
then he he kind of was like, were almost there.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Because he was shivering.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
I was like, I'll just get out here first, and
I just fucking sprinted and Timbalan boots just took off
from there, took.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Off all right.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Anyone watched the.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Game last night?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Oh kay, I thought it was a boring game. I
mean it was.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
It was a close game, but but it was floppy,
Thank you very That's that's what the.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Refs kept stopping it with all the fouls or too many.
At one point the second half there they were both
in the bonus with like Hill eight or ten minutes ago.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Yeah, the refs should have just put their fucking whistles
in their pockets and let these fucking guys play.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Yeah, I think most of the country wants to Gonzaga
win story.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
But sorry, Zach. They made a big deal about that
for a month. Yeah zags the Polish, Oh yeah, bless
his heart.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
He had the horrible he had a shitty game, and he.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Makes half of those all the time till this game
he made.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
He's at the realm from the beginning of the game
to the end. Nervous.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh man, it was just good look after a good look,
and he's one inch short. It's like fucking Pat Ewing
with the finger roll, just.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Over and over and over. And so was you missing that?
Many shots were of the bsket is eighteen inches away?
And tell you about.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Patrick Ewing with the finger roll with the Knicks, How
that affected my life to you?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
I think?

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Tell it again by fine.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Did I ever tell you this?

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Hope? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
So when when my mom my, my parents were trying
to get back together, yeah Patrick, my parents against No
it was against the Pacers.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Did he miss that finger against the Pacers? I think
it was the Indiana Pacers.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
My parents were trying to get back together, trying to
make their marriage work, and my dad was coming over,
sleeping over a lot. And then then Nicks were playing
that game and it was like a Saturday afternoon or
a Sunday afternoon and Patrick Ewing missed the lay up
at the buzzer and the Knicks got knocked out of
the playoffs, and my dad took one of my trophies
and threw it through the TV. And then my mother
was like, Tony got the fuck out of here, and.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
You know he never came back there went to reconciliation, yes,
and then.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Ewing all over a finger roll, all over a finger roll.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
If that would have went in, my life would be
incredibly different. You think one never got thrown out the
trophy through my participation trophy through the television.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Maybe he needed to be out of the house, that's true.
Maybe if he stayed it would have been way worse.
That's charging.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah, you don't think one or two later or something else.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Control Peter Jeter would have struck out at the bottom
of the night that my dad would have.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Thrown trophy thrower.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
That's not an individual specific thing that sets you off.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I never thought about that. You think you is going
to be a good head coach for Georgetown. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
I don't have. So many jobs have passed him by
over the years. Yeah, they just don't feel like he's
a head coach. Yeah, I don't got the experience of
this time. At this point, it's like Chris Mallin being
the coach at Saint John's.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
I mean, I think he's a you know, he's he's
a good coach, but Saint John's is not doing well.
I think it's about like I don't know, I don't know,
I mean players, I don't know. I don't know anymore
if these kids who what it takes to be a
fucking college coach, you know, because these kids are they're
so different than the college kids high college kids were,
you know, twenty years ago. Then they don't want to

(28:13):
listen to social media. They can say what they want,
they can see how other people are doing it. A
lot of them just want to go right to the NBA.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
I don't know if he's going to be a good college.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Car Which are the teams in the tournament? They seem
pretty disciplined.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Yeah, I guess what I just said didn't make any sense. Oh,
I just didn't Sanser and I kind of started going
into that. I realized I didn't watch sports sent in
this morning. I have no idea what I'm talking about
right now. I think he could potentially be a good coach.
I think that John Thompson the Third, the guy they
just fired, was probably a better coach than Patrick Ewing was,

(28:45):
because I mean, he came from a fan his father
was one of the best coaches ever.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
So Ever, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
If you count, if you count this, you're looking at
it about because when if you go all back when
John Thompson first started, then through his assistance, they took over.
Then John Thompson the Third are now pat you and
you're almost looking at forty five something years of the
same people. It's kind of like and it's in the
same little group.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
That same little group. Yeah, eighties team. Yeah, well we all.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Wanted to be successful, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
I mean it was like a good lot of people
said this is long overdue. I've heard that a lot
of people say forever. That's true.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
But there's gotta be something wrong with them that all
those NBA teams passed them by.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Well maybe it's different for an NBA I mean, I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
I'm sure there's a different way to coach NBA players
than college players. I mean, I think the best I
mean college coach. I mean I think Mark Few, you know,
the Gonzagara Gonzaga Zaga. He's a great coach. I think
he gets his players to play. I mean they never
have any top recruits or anything.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
It was their game to lose, don't you think.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah, you know, Carolina made a shitty fucking game and
they were still in it all the way to the end.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Carolina. That's the only game Carolina won where they got
out rebounded the whole entire series. There was only three
games when they got out rebound. Yeah, and they lost
all three of them. And then last night they made
the exception.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Y because if you were if you were going to
beat North Carolina, last night was the night to beat them.
Missed every fucking shot they took, and their best players didn't.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Play well at all.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
The Polish dude was just and and people are talking
about him in the NBA. He's gonna get that game, right.
He can't play in the n b A.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
The guy Gloss Collins, No from the best, No, the
other guy I'm blanking on his name, got your last names,
Gloss always Glass.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
He can play.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
He can play, yeah playing, And of course everybody on
North Carolina can play.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Yeah, but uh, I mean, Gonzaga has got the Collins
kid freshman seven footer. Yeah, he's gonna be pretty impressive.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Yeah, pretty good.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
He's already impressive year.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Tilly guy is also a giant and pretty big. He's
from France. I'm just happy that I learned how to
pronounce the Polish guy's name. I've never seen that before,
and it's it's Shimmick, but it spelled like p r
g z. But I just they kept mark few kept
calling him shim shim, and I didn't. Then finally somewhere
during the game, they pronounced your right, and there I'm like,
how the fun you get shimmick out of p rg

(31:02):
z y like that?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
You know, I'm ruining it. But for you figuring that
one out.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
That was my only takeaway from the I was felt
so bad for him having the shitty game.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
I'm Michael.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
At least I can learn his name.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Shitty game. He was nervous or something.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
They talked about it. I know it's the finals, obviously
everyone's nervous, but he looked a long.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Yeah, Grant Hill said, by the you know, seven or
eight minutes to go in the game, he thought it
had really got in his head because that point, he's
one out of ten from two feet less than two
feet away, right that? Yeah, and so some of them
not contested, you know, some of them. He just missed
the duck, mister bunny.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
I think that's North Carolina's sixth national title.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Sixth YEP with Kentucky and Indiana.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Kentucky has eight and LA has eleven and UCLA has eleven. Wait,
how many does Indiana have six? Six as well?

Speaker 3 (31:48):
I think Kentucky's at eight and then the next two
or six and it's Indiana and then UCLA.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Has the record.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
They have eleven of eleven. How many do Yukon women have.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Oh, seven or eight? At least they just won the
last four this year.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
But that was that. See, like I was shitting on
women's college band.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
He's got eleven. I think Gino's got eleven. Yeah, yeah,
I think he does.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
I was shitting on it the whole to see, not
shitting on it. But it's like, oh, you know, it's
Yukon women are just gonna win. There's no point to
watch it. And then when they lost, that was like
the most shocking thing that happened in March with college basketball.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Bitty she's five too.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Yeah, and then how do you do that? And then
you fucking lose.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Because the Cox Cox beat him the other two times
they played him this year. They played Mississippi State twice
already and beat them easily. But both I don't think
either game was.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
Really that I guess, so I guess, but you know what,
I almost think it's a bigger deal to me.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
I know, championships a championship.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
But one hundred and eleven games, it's a.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Bigger deal to beat Yukon then fucking.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
South Carolina in u c L A second, I.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Think Mississippi State you'll hear more about the Mississippi State
women's team and you'll ever hear about South Carolina.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
I think I agree with you.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
It was their first championship though. Yeah, so that's big.
It's spot South Carolinas.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Would have Yeah, that was cool.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
That would have been That is cool that they both
made it to the final four.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
That just happened with Kon not too long ago.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Yeah, but you and I feel like it's one of
those things like it's more predictable. You would never think
the South Carolina man, sure you gotta make it to
the The women are are good.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
But yeah, yeah, but that's over now and Tony.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Romo Lewin's gone to hanging it up.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Stephen A. Smith was yelling on this morning about how
but he.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Could still play Romo?

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Right, but he still play He's got an opportunity to
do some broadcasting, some broadcasting.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, I guess. I mean he gets hurt all the time.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
I mean, how long?

Speaker 5 (33:30):
How much longer do you want to do that to yourself?
He made a lot of money now broadcasting, and they're
saying that, you know, he didn't have the resume to
be a good like you know a lot of the
broadcasters who work are like Hall of famers or like,
you know, big time players, and he's saying that Romo
was not a big time, big enough player. But I'm like,
if you're the quarterback of the Cowboys, that's like a
very prestigious job.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
They fast tracked him right to the number one color analyst.
They must think he can do something.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
I'm sure he can talk fucking football and if they
and if he sucks, they'll get rid of him quickly.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Out with Phil Sims and with Tony.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Are they you think Phil Simms does a bad job?
I know there's lots of people Phil Simms, So what's
the problem. They feel like he's too old now, maybe
he's boring.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
I don't know. I like Philson, Tony Roman, Bank, Jessica
Simpson back in the day.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
And that's why they lost that year.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
That's what they say, because he snuck away to Mexico,
that's what they say, or somewhere, that's right, Yeah, somewhere.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Cabo down to Cabo. I forgot about that, blamed her
for that, Zachtly, it was all her fault. You got
to learn when to stop sucking the dick. The man's
got to get to focus on.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Crue I do. Got to talk about Time Warner Cabral,
Cable Cabral Cabral, Time Warner Cabral which is now Spectrum.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
God, did they suck a dick? What happened now? How
about what happened now?

Speaker 4 (34:45):
You got the n CUA A final game of the
year and their cable systems all sorts.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Of fucked up, fucked up? How about black screen for
the whole game?

Speaker 4 (34:55):
No, it popped on I think just in time for
the game, and then it just kept going in and out. Shit,
every like ten fifteen minutes will go out for another
minute or two, and then at halftime it just shuts
down for twenty minutes.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah, I didn't experience that on my side.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
I'm on the west side. On the east side, we
have a park between us. That's it. So they had
some kind of problems on the west side. God, the
amount of money you pay for cable its fuck. Yeah, yeah,
spend Trump.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
When can we get rid of our cable officially soon?
And just go fucking watch it all. A lot of
people already do. They just watch TV on their apps.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
They watch it on their phones or they're you know,
MacBooks whatever. Every time we want to put a movie
on for the kids with the on demand, it just
fucking spinds.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
On demand sucks. And then they try to say we're
a new company, We're now Spectrum. It's the same shit.
It's just a different name for the company.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Blows good Netflix documentary thirteen reasons Why you ever seen that?
Not documentary to original series. No good show about suicide
just came out, just came out. I watched all thirteen
banged them out. It was fucking crazy. What is it about.
It's about this girl who who commits suicide and did
she commits. Yeah, that's it's and that's like, you know,

(36:11):
I'm not giving anything away. That's what it's about. She
commits suicide, and then she leaves these thirteen tapes to
all the people who she felt directly fucked.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Her, yes, directly killed her.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
And these people listen to they listen to the tapes
and are in shock, and there's a whole bunch of
twists and turns, and then it leaves it way open
for a season two. Right, yeah, dude, but this girl
just absolutely she just kills herself.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
She just crushes everybody. Yeah, crushes it from the afterlife.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Oh god.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
These people start getting these tapes, they're like, oh fuck,
and then like they'll show like you know that one
time when they said, like, you know, insinuated she was
fat and they get a tape about it, like oh man,
and then they start wanting to fucking kill themselves.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Does anybody know this is going on and not want
to watch one of the tapes or they all get
sort of.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Well they all Basically what happens is she leaves these
thirteen tape for people, and then she gives them to
the first person, and then that the cassette what cassette.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
It's cassettes.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
I know you'll years the set, You'll know why why
don't you just watch the show, Paul and shut your
fucking mouth.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Okay, cassette and Christmas?

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Why don't you have something?

Speaker 11 (37:19):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (37:19):
I can't listen to this dead girl's cassette because they
don't have a player, and I don't want to listen
to it in the in the floor model it's some
weird store.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
Well that's why the lead the lead man Hatti Boombody Tony.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
You're sure he got the name right, because Paul will
fucking attack you, fucking.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Hatty boom Body Tony.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
He he lets them borrow his cassette player, and each
people in the school, only thirteen people in the school
got tapes, and they have to keep it quiet. So
there's this whole investigation and certain people have the tapes
and certain people don't.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
You don't know who has it who doesn't.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
And then they just start to bleed into each other,
and all these people, you know, uh, start kind of
getting involved in this mess. And it's an original Netflix show,
original Netflix show.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
It's it's really good.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
I would rather have my laptop in Netflix than anything else,
do it? No, I'm always finding something good to watch.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yep, you don't need Time Warner. Then fuck Time Warner,
which is now Spectrum.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Do you any think you're.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Plays with these guys?

Speaker 3 (38:14):
I have the spinning thing going all.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
You get the spinning on.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
I'm supposed to be flying a thousand miles an hour
at top speed of everything, and I get the.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
College minds.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
We always think of when Sharad did that Southwest commercial.
We want to get away every time my shit goes around,
might want to get away.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Totally know it's it's unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Well, I recommend that they're like, oh, yeah, we seem
to be having some service problems in your area right now.
I'm like, you do realize, like there's a lot of
people that want to be watching this college basketball game
to this is the worst fucking time. And I think
she even admitted they were switching out equipment or something.
I'm like, you're picking tonight. You didn't have the schedule
ahead of time. We all know the goddamn Final Four
US this Monday, right for a year in advance.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
I mean it's never a.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Good time, obviously, but I mean it's a pretty huge
sport event.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, people tend to want to watch that game. I know, well,
fucking what I'm telling you, watch it on the apps.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
One way to get past the whole system and how
the how terrible a cable company is is to not
give a shit about sports.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
That's what Doug's been in his phone for the past
thirty minute. He doesn't care one bit.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Don't why I don't care about what you're talking about?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
You ever like sports?

Speaker 4 (39:30):
I still do.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I mean, i'll go watch a live thing, uh, you
know all the time.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
But when you're on the road, yeah, or.

Speaker 7 (39:37):
At home, you know, if somebody invites me or something.
But it's just never my you know, it's it's just
not my pursuit. You know, I just don't.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
I'll tell you them go after it or know all
the names of everybody.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
I'll tell you the one sport I don't give a
fuck about this baseball, you know.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
I know you're at the opening day yesterday.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
To the game.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
I can't be bob, is it exciting? Opening day is
always exciting?

Speaker 4 (39:58):
But it's not. But I to be ess, I didn't
watch the game. I was looking for that.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
They have a new cookie dough at City Field, so
I was walking around looking for that I was looking
for the cookie though, and I kept yelling, I have
videos on it.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
I was, I kept yelling, and where's the cookie do?

Speaker 5 (40:12):
But then I found out that you can only get
into it in a certain section if you have these
certain tickets.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
And I was like, oh, you fucked me. Well, they're
basically putting carnivals in the stadiums. Now that that's what
you need to be on. It really is.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Huh edible cookie dough.

Speaker 12 (40:27):
It's like an ice cream corn, but it's just cookie dough.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
These stadiums are coming up with all these other distractions
so you can wander around. Do you like baseball still?

Speaker 9 (40:35):
Vic?

Speaker 3 (40:35):
I love everything? Yes, I'm the opposite of him. I
watched tvsually and learn names and stats, and I have
nothing else to do.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
When do you start really getting into it first bopping day?

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Or do you need Like I reported to my girl
last night, I was happy to tell her that the
Cleveland Indians, the defending American League champions. I believe top
to bottom, are a better goddamn team this year than
last year because they had so many people hurt. Well,
you know, they found they got and they got incarnacy
on they got him from Toronto. Yeah, and uh and
in Michael Branley's back, yeh yeah, yeah, And I think

(41:07):
they are really gonna be fucking super good.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
And they got a Miller came back, right, they.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Say, And everybody, it's gonna be Cody Allen. The whole
damn thing. They are top to bottom, a better team
just because of help. And then with the auditions of
Brandley and.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
In, it comes down a one seven game series.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
I know, well, I think they played one hundred and sixty. Well,
thank you, I say it every year now. Just imagine
if the baseball season was one hundred fucking games, every
series would matter, right, Yeah, No, they they they can't
do that because they would lose too much money with people,
you know, pitching changes.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
I think, I really think that they won't do this
because the pitcher's arms are worth too much money nowadays.
But I really think, like you should only be able
like in you know, like like you should only be
able to, like say, either make one one pitching change.
I would say two pitching changes the entire game. That's
it all you can do. And they have to come

(42:01):
to the plate within ten seconds.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Pming, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
I would make two pitching changes. Per game. That's it.
That's it.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
You can so fucking if your pitcher's getting shelled, fuck you.
And then and then ten seconds to come to the plate.
You can't because as soon as the pitching changes and
and the waiting around and the foul balls, and also
I would do four foul balls, you're out.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
That's it, get him out of.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
And also for the foul ball, what else I would
do with the ball? Third strike is.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
Right that you're out, like softball. And then I would
make the home run derby. I would make well, I
would make one player game, whatever player you want to
have it, so say your your third or fourth power.
I would let him hit with an aluminum bat seven hundred.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
I would put fences up.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
I would put fences up around the whole stadium like NASCAR.
And then whatever the loser team it, whoever loses, gets beheaded.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
No I would, I would.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
I would do that.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
I would let one player have an aluminum bat. I
would two pitching changes. I would make the game seven
innings and and and that's it, and I and I
and I fucking you know, protect the fans.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
So basically, you saying, funk traditions, let's just blow it.
All up and stars.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
Yeah, this seventh inning heading to the car instead of
the stretch, instead of the stretch exactly.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
At the very least, they got to figure out how
to speed up these games. I know they're trying, but
do they have anything they located for this year?

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Well, the intentional walk now, and it's not going to
be four pitches first, you can just go to first place.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Seventy years' saving that.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
None of the ship they've ever done is only shaved
it down from three hours and forty two minutes down
to three hours and twenty nine minutes. It's only literally,
if everything has worked at the best they ever expected
to do. They've never shaved five to ten minutes of
them game. Still three hour game.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Crazy to say because Chris is a lot younger than us,
crazy to say that when we were growing up, these
games were a little over two hours top.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Seems like because you didn't have the pitching changes like
you says. The starters started thirty three games a year.
They pitched deep unless their you know, arm blew off
and you had one or two relievers and that was it.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
And now it's easily over three hours.

Speaker 7 (44:04):
Right, if the picture got replaced, they'd be a funny
video that they'd show of the picture going to the
showers and the shower filling up and he drowns or something.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
It was like a big deal.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
It was a big deal.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
I don't know, Maybe I'll try to get into baseball
a little bit more.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
So I feel like you have to try to make
it like more of it. Like there's even though I
fucking love him and I wish he was on the Yankees,
like a guy like Bartolo Cologne, he shouldn't be a
professional athlete that we pay millions of dollars because all
he can do is one thing, throw and he's great
at it and he's I love him, but it's like
he shouldn't that you should make it harder, like because
these guys are just like it's just like it's he

(44:46):
just stand around. It's very fucking boring in our ADHD society.
I don't I think that it's going to start to lose.
And look, yesterday opening day was packed, like every opening
day will be. But you'll see as the time goes on,
man numbers will get lower and lower. Yeah and play yeah,
And I did a show form will Be and they
canceled it, So fuck you. Wow, that's the real reason

(45:06):
why it was struggling. Oh, the ranting Mets fan, h
we love this guy is great. The subway guy, well, Paul,
he wants to talk ship and then walk away from
his post.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
We got a guy and we had more fucking transit
problems here in New York. Yeah, it's another thing we
could get into. It's ridiculous. Well, these trains are having
more and more problems, and it's a it's a commuting
nightmare for a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
They went off the rails again, right, just a slight
kne railing the railing.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
It was a complete and other mess yesterday.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
And uh this this Mets fan couldn't get to the
game and he was ranting. We got a quick clip here.
This is a classic opie fan.

Speaker 13 (45:42):
Cancelations made it nearly impossible to get around for some.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
The frustration was overwhelming.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Is the absolute west. I'm not gonna get to a
game now because she are incompeting, strain, incompetent. And then
I got talk and need you notice announce.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
He was clearly irate opening day game.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Clearly I rate.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
I knew just by the look that guy was a
Mets fan. He didn't have to wear a jackets.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Like Wayne Knight from Seinfeld Newman. That was shaved head Newman. Right,
there is all that was.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
I wonder if he made the game. I wonder if
anybody found out if he actually made it.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
I doubt he made it. A poor guy.

Speaker 12 (46:27):
There's still heavy delays today.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
That's why I mean, that's why I finally moved to
the city. Yeah, I couldn't handle that commutey out to
Long Island and then with the train problems here and there,
forget it.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah, huh.

Speaker 12 (46:41):
His name's Frank Fleming. Let's see her.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Does he have a Twitter? He looks like he was
like bones ken bones.

Speaker 6 (46:51):
You're right, I agree, Sure, I don't know if this
guy's a couple of different the local news it's gonna
get famous for that.

Speaker 8 (46:58):
But yeah, we gotta take some baseball calls. People are
going to start ripping, not happy. Yeah, come on from
fucking New Hampshire. Do you want Christy is stupid about baseball?
Or do you want Do you guys have any concept
of baseball?

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Your choice?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Your choice? I'm do you want to start with? We
could start off with concept concept.

Speaker 7 (47:22):
Let's see if we understand the concept.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Understand Larry Larry.

Speaker 10 (47:28):
Hi, Hi, somebody was talking to me in the truck
next to me. I apologize when you watch a base Larry.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
I gotta stop you right away. I got explained to
the people. Larry says, we have no concept of baseball.
But Larry's also the guy that thinks earth is like, what,
one hundred years old?

Speaker 10 (47:49):
No, seven thousand years ago?

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Seven dollars or don it?

Speaker 10 (47:53):
So this is why you bring up every time.

Speaker 14 (47:55):
It's because it drives me nuts. I can't have a
discussion with anyone that thinks the Earth is only seven
thousand years old. And then the same guy's gonna say
we have no concept of baseball.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
He doesn't want to listen to the scientist, Doug.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
It's not germane to the conversation of baseball. How long
the Earth has been around?

Speaker 4 (48:23):
I mean, we worked with one of these guys, Black Earl,
thought the Earth was not that old.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Jesus.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Baseball has been around since what the eighteen seventies or
something like that. So you're not going to change if
it ain't changed in eighteen seventy up till now.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
Probably a typical game feels like seven thousand years.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
There was a tie in joke that somewhere I apologize
about the earth thing. So we'll just focus on baseball,
that stupid little earth thing. All right, go ahead, larr.

Speaker 10 (48:50):
Well, look it's your radio show.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
He probably also thinks baseball's are flat and.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
It's a frisbee, Larry, do you think the earth is round?

Speaker 10 (49:11):
Of course as well? It's oh blast, all.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Right, good, all right, we're in agreement there, god La
talk about baseball.

Speaker 10 (49:21):
Well, there's a war going on between the picture in
the batter, the picture at the direction of the catcher
throwing the pitches, and with with the catcher locating. He's
trying to get one by the batter, and the batter
is trying to fight off and stay alive in the
batter's box every pitch that could strike them all until
he forces the picture to put one down Main Street, Dakie,

(49:44):
to drive or put in the play, or or hit
a chop, or to beat it out the first And
it's just an absolute battle between the two and everyway
thinks it's just that's just a picture and catcher. It's
a war going on. And then sometimes even the pictures
are called from the dugout, you know, to see what
pitch that you can get by that guy. It's just

(50:05):
an absolute mental struggle. And then all the managerial pitching changes.
There's a reason they change pitches. They don't just change
really really because they're trying to get a matchup between
a pitcher and a batter that they can exploit to
win a game. You try to get the last three
outs of a ball game, it's one of the hardest
things to do to get the last three outs of
anty ball game. Oh my goodness. Look if the closer

(50:28):
Milanson got beat up on Sunday night and ended up
blowing his first save for the Giants, and that guy
spend money in the past. There's so much going on
in the ballgame. There really is all the time, something
going on. If you just look for it, kind of.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
You know what I mean, I get it.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
I get what you're saying. Okay, So then if you
if you wanted to keep it like that, I would say,
then at when you change the pitching, then at least
they have to run in from the from the bullpen
and the we're not even going to commercial. You hand
the ball to that person and they start pitching. There's
no like like a substitution in basketball. The ref blows
the whistle, you fucking come into the game, or like hockey,

(51:05):
when the lines change and the game doesn't even stop,
just fucking do that.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Well, you're bringing another problem into this because they want
to sell their commercials.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Right, I'm sure they're want to fill these games with
a lot of commercials as well.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Yeah, well then you know a lot of the advertised.
Put the advertisements on the uniforms. Then I'd rather do
that so I can watch the game than have to
fuck you know, because as soon as the commercialppens, I'm
changing the channel.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
I'm not coming back to the game for a little while.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
So, Larry, you don't want any changes.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
You don't want a shortened season, You don't want these
games to be quicker anything, anything that should be changed.

Speaker 10 (51:36):
Well, there's a lot of movement within MLB itself to
shortened the link, to shorten the games up, to try
to take time them away, to stop the batters from
stepping out, to to make sure the pitchers deliver to
the play in the timely fashion. There's a lot of
moves from the league themselves to get that stuff straightened out.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
But it hadn't really worked though.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
I'm sorry to cut you off, right, It hasn't really worked.

Speaker 10 (52:00):
But a lot of it's whether or not the youngpires
enforce it because there's other delays built in. I don't
have any problems with the games taking a while. That's
the beauty of the game. As long as you've got
a strike left at the plate in the bottom of
the night, that's not over. You know, you can almost
come back. There's a lot of too out offense. You
gotta love too old offense. If you're a ball fan.

Speaker 15 (52:22):
You just have to.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Well, it's a problem. It's a problem I think in
our country. I mean when the most famous athletes you
know are not baseball players. Mike Trout's one of the
best baseball players in the past thirty years. I bet
you a big percentage of the country has no idea.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Who he is.

Speaker 10 (52:39):
You know, Yeah, you're right about that.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
It used to be, you know, I am.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
No I know, go ahead, Ry sorry.

Speaker 10 (52:49):
But the old days when we all rode around on dinosaurs.
Because I am an old guy. I remember day baseball.
I remember whenever you will get gay baseball during the day.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Oh day.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Then there before that, there was gay day baseball.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
My dad didn't tell me about.

Speaker 7 (53:06):
No question for Larry, sure Hey, Larry, what sport do
you find boring?

Speaker 10 (53:16):
I don't think I find any sport.

Speaker 7 (53:18):
That's what I was getting from you, the way you
find it interesting, wondering what the picture and the and
the batter are, both thinking and strategizing and and all
of that. Like you really get into it in a
way that means you're just a sports fanatic in general.

Speaker 10 (53:36):
Well, women's sports bother me, right.

Speaker 6 (53:48):
You mean, like golf and tennis, soccer, skating.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
I field talking. Why do female sports bother you?

Speaker 10 (54:02):
Well, it's just not played at a high level. A
lot of it's not played at a high level. Like
if you watch them, Women's college fashion asks you.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Gun women that question right there about playing at a
high level.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Jesus, what softball high level?

Speaker 10 (54:16):
Gosh Imani. I've seen fast pass pitch played by grown man.
It's nothing like those girls play. It's just, you know,
golf is boring as hell. I mean, there's a lot
of people that love golf. Fart be it for me
to tell them, But there's a golf channel on this
on this platform, and I have no idea how bored
you have to beat actually listen to golf.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Well, golf is a war between the golfer, and.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
The court.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Has to beat the golf course, which is not a
person in your scenario.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
It's two people battling. This is man versus Nate yess,
this is the elements.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
There might be gophers.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
There was a fucking alligator. Did you see the alligator
that ran on the golf course the other day? She
almost ain't that.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Family day because.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Of just cruising around. I saw the golf of that
pad of the alligator, and it took off. Masters start
this week, Larry. That's the biggest, pretty much the biggest
tournament of the year is playing.

Speaker 10 (55:15):
I'm for sure I wish them well with their Masters tournament.
It's just as I was starting to say before, this
country used to stop during the World Series in sixty
two sixty three. This country ceased to do anything. Everybody
was focused on the World Series in this country.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Oh my god, times have changed.

Speaker 9 (55:35):
I know that we didn't.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
We didn't have any other distractions. Trump's going to change that, right, No, I.

Speaker 10 (55:40):
Don't think he is.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Trump.

Speaker 10 (55:42):
Eastball has clearly been supplanted. You're right. Some of these
athletes that play baseball, Andrew McCutcheon, Starling, Marte, Billy Hamilton
for the reds or Warber Cubs a phenomenal app.

Speaker 7 (55:58):
Chris Jenkins, Hey, Lara, are you watching Thirteen Reasons Why
on Netflix?

Speaker 10 (56:05):
Actually got done parking my truck while we chatted it up.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Well you need to watch it. Yeah, what kind of
truck you're driving? Are you hauling stuff today?

Speaker 16 (56:12):
Laar?

Speaker 9 (56:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (56:13):
I got a delivery this evening and then I'm going
to see the wife.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
All right?

Speaker 2 (56:16):
What are you delivering?

Speaker 9 (56:19):
Dog food? Nice? Nice?

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Good for you? Dog food? All right. We gotta let
you go because the guy that wants to call Chris
stupid about baseball as well knowledge he's really working up.
Let me uh, let me start with this Mark in
New York.

Speaker 17 (56:34):
Mark, HIOPI, I love your show.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (56:38):
How old is the Earth? First of all, give or take?

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Is old?

Speaker 17 (56:42):
This Chris's head?

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Oh, I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Thirty two years? Gotten a lot done?

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Two years?

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Yeah, he is on hold for a long time.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Just wanted to say something about Chris.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Head and then you have then you threw him that curveball.
I had the Chris's head joke lined up. How many
what percentage of Americans?

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Let's just go with Americans think that the Earth is
only seven thousand years old?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Low number? How low low number?

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Ten percent?

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Max max? I hope can we look up that?

Speaker 9 (57:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (57:16):
To be low number, it's gotta be.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
More and more people are thinking it's flat. That's catching on.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
That's just stupid.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
That's a wild one. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
They have like a society flat Earth society.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
Right, what's the thing they think? What's the main like?
How do they come to terms with it's being flat?

Speaker 4 (57:36):
How about this?

Speaker 2 (57:37):
How do you explain to someone that it's not flat?
That's true? No, how would you explain it? I would
say that from space?

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Well, I would say something that can.

Speaker 7 (57:47):
The sun come and go every day? If we're if
we're flat, that's true? Where the fuck is it going?

Speaker 2 (57:55):
True?

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Yeah, in this little sunhole.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
It lives, It pops out like a groundhog and every
day is the same.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
And if it's flat, what's on the other side?

Speaker 4 (58:06):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
It's mile high ice Australia.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
No. I don't think they think that. I think they
think everything is off flat.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Yeah, well flat?

Speaker 4 (58:14):
No, So what's underneath?

Speaker 3 (58:15):
That other show from Netflix is You're in the upside Down.
It goes back down to thank you, Paul. Yeah, on
the upside Down that's what's on the other side.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
We're getting a number on how many people think.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
All right, go ahead, Mark continue.

Speaker 9 (58:26):
I'm sorry, so Opie, I do love.

Speaker 17 (58:29):
The show, Vic, Vic. Just so you know, Syracuse made
it to the MC double as both their teams last
year to the final four.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Okay, cool, see there you go, very good. I did
not know that one.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
I love that, right, But aren't you mad at anybody?
Don't you want to yell at somebody?

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:44):
The baseball thing, Opie.

Speaker 17 (58:47):
My analogy for the Opie the New Opie Show is
you know what christ the Stephano is to music, Rich
Foss is the sports. You are the cooking. But you
can definitely add Rich Uh, it's the sports too. Some
of the things that come out of his mouth are
just amazing.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Thank you. I kind of kind of like had a
TV Joe Brewin.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
I kind of like some of his new rules for baseball.
You don't like that XFL. I love the a little
bit of bad back.

Speaker 17 (59:19):
He went to opening day to find fucking ice cream.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
It's you, fucking asshole. It's not just ice cream. You're right,
cookie dough.

Speaker 11 (59:31):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
I don't know one person that wouldn't walk an extra
mile for cookie?

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Do you want to walk an extra mon for cookie dough?

Speaker 4 (59:40):
I don't like cookie period. What did you have?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
What did you have when you couldn't get the cookie dough?

Speaker 4 (59:45):
I had fried Oreos? Yeah, I was hoping you had
ice cream instead.

Speaker 9 (59:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (59:50):
No, well the line was too long. Over rated Oreos
and sausage peppers rated.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Tops you Pepper's hero can't go wrong?

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (59:59):
That was good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
What do you think of birthday cake?

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Oreos? Hate him?

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
I hate birthday cake everything I have.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
The peanut butter oreos are good, amazing birthday cake flavor,
I across the board hate it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Mark?

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
What about baseball?

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
What was stupid?

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
I like the illuminum bad idea. You give one guy
an illuminum.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Bad How exciting is that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
That's like the money ball? Yes, or the money bad is?

Speaker 17 (01:00:23):
You understand if they did that, someone would die every game.

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
That's why I said so. But the fences up, That's
why I told you. You put the you put a
mesh up. No, you forgot about the Nascar of fences.
The NASCAR fences. You put them up, and then everyone's safe, right,
and you give every kid in the front row a helmet.

Speaker 17 (01:00:42):
They had they had a game like that. Years ago.
It's called Roll with James con the guy the Godfather.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
The original, Yes one James con Right.

Speaker 17 (01:00:54):
There was a movie like that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Jay, See there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
I think it's a good idea, and I think it's
the only hope for baseball.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
I think it's the only hope for baseball.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
I don't know, because then someone else wanted to tell
you that the attendance is actually going up. Mark, let
me move on to this other guy. Thanks for listening
to the new show. The attendance was down though, That's
why I want to.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Do I got down for everything.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Who's that NASCAR is reel down? NASCAR is like fifty,
everybody else is like fifteen. Wow? Yeah, and why is it?
Didn't we go over this a couple of weeks ago?
Why is it down again?

Speaker 9 (01:01:29):
Paul?

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
You that's your.

Speaker 12 (01:01:30):
Sport, dwindling drivers? Like not everybody's familiar with everybody, right,
that's why they're changing everything up with the rule changes.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
Right. Okay, who's this on the line. I don't have
your name in front of me, sir, Scott, Hey Scott,
what do you got?

Speaker 17 (01:01:45):
I know?

Speaker 18 (01:01:46):
The attendance is actually it only went down. I think
like one percent last year. Okay, it was like the
eleventh highest and MLB is hi.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Nice, nice correction if that's true.

Speaker 18 (01:01:57):
And I think that you and kids from like all
ages across the board, I could be wrong, are actually
more into it than ever or it's equal than it's
ever been. I think what Chris said with our ADHD society,
I want you to look at, if you have time,
the past twenty years of the time duration.

Speaker 9 (01:02:17):
Of a game.

Speaker 18 (01:02:17):
I don't think it's too much longer than it was
in like the mid nineties. I think only like the
average game was like twenty minutes longer now. But I
think our attention spans are so much worse that we
don't realize we might have been watching the same game. Wow,
because our heads are in our phones.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Exactly right, That's what I was doing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
And I thought the one point one percent decline was
actually eleven percent. I just misread that because I was
too busy tweet on the phone.

Speaker 18 (01:02:43):
Yeah, I said, when you said, Chris is like no
one's marketable, you're forgetting that three years ago Jeter was
one of the most recognized athletes in the world. Right,
So you're looking at a baseball player like Derek Peter
probably could have went anywhere and been noticed. The problem
is basketball is probably the only sport that markets its

(01:03:03):
players and not the sport to Whereas that's why these
players in the NBA could sit out because they have
so much power, whereas the other sports they market their sport,
not their players. Right, So not a lot of other
sports you're gonna have recognizable people.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
I mean, football.

Speaker 18 (01:03:17):
Players were helmets. Baseball players are just average logan Joe's
and nobody really knows top players two fucking much. But
basketball players are the only ones that are worldwide. But
I think that the time duration didn't extend that much longer.
One thing they should fucking do, which no more Garcia
parent pretty much fucking ruins. They should stop people from

(01:03:37):
stepping out of the goddamn box and fixing their batter's
bluffs every fucking every pitch. That's what's slowing the game
down of anything. And the analytics with Joe Girardi and
his stupid fucking binder who has left the righty matchups
left the righty matchups. That shit really ruined the game.
Which is like Nolan Ryan when he came into the Rangers,
he got rid of the pitch count think about it.

(01:03:59):
Ten to fifteen years ago, when you were watching the game,
there was no pitch count meter on the fucking scoreboard.
Now you have a pitch count, so you know when
the pitcher is near ninety five pitches. When Sandy Kokik
used to pitch doubleheaders, the guy would throw smoke three
patches of cigarette the day and nothing ever fucking happened.
It was one of the greatest pitches of all time.
It's a matter of people just need pussies now. And

(01:04:20):
if your arm gives out, your arm gives out, it
has nothing to do with your fucking genetics or something. Wow, kid,
I used to throw a curveball at twelve years old.
My arm's fine. Now kids aren't even allowed to throw
curblestil they reached thirteen. I'm pretty sure they're illegal in literally, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Because twelve year olds are having to have Tommy John surgery.
All of a sudden, this number spy. It's great, No,
the numbers of the orthopedic surgeons came back this up.
This number started spiking, right, So you can go coincidence
or not. But then that's why this mindset recently took over.
I know that for sure.

Speaker 18 (01:04:50):
Yeah, alright, well that's all I have.

Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
That's all you have right now on your league at that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
That was great, liked everything. There's I have nothing to
say to you. I mean leaving the out he's talking
about the Islanders. Now go ahead, Islanders, Yes, piece of ship.
Think you said stupid.

Speaker 9 (01:05:15):
We wouldn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Because after the first period. But leaving the batter's box,
that's right there. If you're if you're not set with
all your equipment. Yeah, that that that's something they can
maybe change. It should be like you can't step out.
It's like stepping out of bounds.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
What could go wrong where you actually have to step
out of that Nothing, it's all to adjust your batting
go off.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
He made a great point with that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
I mean there's real MLB fans will say that the
reason why they step out is to try to you know,
they're looking at signs or.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
Trying to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Break up his rhythm. Don't want to, but they.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Shouldn't be allowed to do it. It is a timing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
I know that people are saying that the numbers there's
more people in the tendance boll but I we know.
I know that I used to watch baseball and I
love sports. I used to watch baseball and pay attention
to baseball a lot more when I was a kid
than I do now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Yeah, before you got your phone exactly now you look
at that the whole game. But I watched but basketball.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
But because basketball and hockey, even hockey, like we move
fast enough.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
I feel like basketball has too many games too now.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
They But but you were, like you said before, that's
a money issue.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
And the last one of the season, everyone's sort of
know not I mean, they kind of know their position
in the playoffs more or less, and then there's other
teams that know they're so out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
It's just a mess.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
The last the NBA play I think it's obvious that
the NBA playoffs, I mean, what is it, forty games
and forty nine They make so much money and that's
why everything is a seven game series. But if they
made if every fucking team made the or say the
top sixteen NBA teams made it to the playoffs, and
it was and it was a tournament style, but it
was if it was I'm saying, if it was a
tournament style where one game elimination, just like college, that

(01:06:48):
would be unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
But you can't. So you know that fact march madness
with the imagine it's not going to happen.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Nobody's gonna be of course, the fucking you know what
I mean, the who's ever an eighth right now? Atlanta,
They're not going to beat the Calves. It's not gonna happen.
But you could have a fifteen seed beat to two
and then you're like, holy shit, who is this hands
I know a lot I know, but it's like it's
it doesn't like it seems like the last few years
of NBA playoffs have been very born because it's been like,

(01:07:16):
you know, who's gonna win, ears going to be so
such a like a seven game series gets hurt as
the playoff start Cleveland.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Cleveland plays Boston tomorrow night. They're tired for the number
one seed. A month ago, everybody said the Calves were
a lock. Yeah, now you're down to eighty nine games.
I'm not so sure I'm playing in Boston tomorrow night.
I think with the winner will be back over over
the other one. They've had a shitty run, a real
shitty run. Well, I mean Lebron's I mean wearing um Man.
This guy's back to six NBA Finals, Tristan one of

(01:07:47):
Tristan Thompson was screaming at him in the host You know,
but I think that was just about Chloe's pussy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Chloe, didn't they say something like Chloe is fucked up
the rhythm of the team.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
They starts saying that the minute she showed up, the
minute she showed up. At the beginning of season week one,
everybody started saying Jessica Simpson all over again with the
Tony Romo thing. They're like, she's bad news everything. Yeah,
they just they certainly.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Did everything they touch.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Yep. The guys are never the same after dating a Kardashian. Now,
I like that guy's rant. That was kind of that
was good. It was very he was man, he was
very knowledgeable. Yeah, all right, one more on Earth and
then we'll probably take a break here.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Gary in Alabama, Alabama?

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
Here we go. Where are you?

Speaker 19 (01:08:33):
Gary?

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Fuck you?

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Fuck you?

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Where Where are you?

Speaker 9 (01:08:38):
Where am I Birmingham?

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Okay, all right, Betty, that gots where I am?

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
My brother, go.

Speaker 19 (01:08:44):
Ahead, Okay, fantastic. Well, first I was calling about that
Larry guy. I don't know if he notices not, but
he doesn't believe in Earth for seven thousand years but
he mentioned that he was old as a dinosaur.

Speaker 9 (01:08:55):
Yeah, what was that?

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
I forgot his stance on dinosaurs.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
I think he doesn't believe they ever existed and that
the bones in the museums are fake.

Speaker 7 (01:09:05):
A lot of people believe that dinosaurs and people were
around at.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
The same same time.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
A lot of people remote possibility, right, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Yeah, that never happened.

Speaker 9 (01:09:15):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
They used to have chariot racers with dinosaurs, and Jesus
was on top whipping them with a whip, and there
was Moses in.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
A chariot and here came be heard sad a dinosaurs exactly.
You never know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
But how many people believe this? I need to know
a lot of people.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
It's a good amount of people just in the States.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Yeah, I'm hoping load number I'm praying for still sticking
with my love.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
We've got some politicians I believe this stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
That's I fine.

Speaker 19 (01:09:37):
What else can sport need to stick with is college football?
That's where it's that, baby, that's the one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
I don't really watch them watch football at all. They're
missing out.

Speaker 15 (01:09:48):
Gary.

Speaker 19 (01:09:48):
Just tell him I listened to one of your shows
from nineteen, I mean from two thousand and nine with
patres On. Aaron Patrese was talking about the Alabama Texas
game that a great in college football, big time, And
that's when Opie said, you talk getting back into college football.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
I never did, I'll be honest.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
That's the poor game where it was going to be
a really good game for the national championship. In the
first play of the game, I think Cole McCoy, the
quarterback for Texas, get hurt and the fucking eighteen year
old freshman they ain't played the snap all of a sudden,
you men, wow, And they still came back and made
a game out of it. Alabama won, but it took
like a defensive touchdown something late. But the goofball went
from shitting himself can't find his helmet to end the

(01:10:26):
game for the national championship in the Rose Bowl against Alabama.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
What was the final score?

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Ah, this guy could tell you more than me.

Speaker 19 (01:10:32):
It was close thirty four to twenty seven something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Yeah, right, was the quarterback who was the guy who
came in.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
I don't know, I can't remember his name.

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
He didn't make it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
McCoy's who got hurt.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Yeah right, he.

Speaker 19 (01:10:44):
Got a stinger. Yeah, he got a stinger. He came
back in, but it was too late. He couldn't make it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
Shit, all right, Garry, thank.

Speaker 9 (01:10:49):
You, buddy love the show Man. Appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Yeah, I appreciate yeah listening. Uh and then Tim Tebow?
Where did he end up? He's on the Mets. Not
Tim Tebow's on the DNA.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Where is it?

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Where?

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
How triple A? I think he's in single A, double A.
I I think I think last I've heard. Yeah, he's
not going to get here. He's not going to make
the major leagues. I don't think he can. Gilbert, I
don't think he can. He can't hit the curve. Trouble
with the curve. Trouble with the curve. All right, we
should take a break. Wow, Doug Benson is here. How

(01:11:25):
was the show last night?

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
And went?

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:11:27):
Yeah, I had a great time over at the Grammercy Theater.
And uh, it should it's available now for people who
listen to iTunes.

Speaker 20 (01:11:35):
Why would I say the results of who might have
been on the point of listening to it? If I was,
I was trying to build.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
It up incorrectly, Doug, I'm trying to That's my fault.
That was not that was nothing. That was just stupidity.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Where do they go?

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
iTunes and all iTunes?

Speaker 7 (01:11:54):
Douglas Movies and if you're if you're anti iTunes, which
people are, you know, because they just don't think it
works right or they don't like the you know, they
don't want to deal with all the you know, extra hoops.
You have to jump through the hullabulletle. Yeah, you can
just go to Douglasmovies dot com and just listen to
it right there if you want perfect All right.

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
Christa Stephano. Yeah, it's been a fucking month. What do
you got going on?

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
Yeah, this Friday and Saturday, I'll be in Portsmouth, New
Hampshire at the Red Hook Brewery doing shows.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
And you're doing our show next Monday.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
Right, I'm doing the Opie show next Monday at the
Village on the Ground.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
Right, nice ten.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
O'clock showed eight eight o'clock, sold out ten o'clock shows show.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
I don't even is there a ticket available for the second.
I haven't got a ticketcounting.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
We got somebody checking the numbers. I think Voss is
doing that. He's got a click or something.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Oh, he'll be in here Thursday, so we'll talk to him,
and but.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Kenley, you're hitting the road again.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
I'm hitting the road the next Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.
I'm with Kathleen Madigan in Bloomington, Illinois, Girlsburg, Illinois, and Naperville,
which is Chicago. So this that weekend, and then back
for the Monday show at the Village Underground.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Ten beautiful, perfect, All right, we're gonna take a break.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
Stay there, We'll.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Be back with more Opie Radio. Opie Radio.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Oh yeah, that clip never gets old.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
Laughing at Elvis.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Before I put the headphones on, I wasn't sure, and
I was gonna say.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
Oh, play the laughing version. Yeah, yeah, I just could
hear it coming through the headphones.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
I wasn't sure that you had started.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
I really wasn't sure if we were playing the laughing one.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
First. What happened There was a guy in the front
row that was just just had horrendous hair. He was
bald basically, and it distracted Elvis and he just couldn't
get back on track. But he used to goof around
during the Vegas years.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
He would goof around with that part of the song
and with the old the stage and he would have
a little different funny quirky things he would say, but
he wouldn't lose his shit and start laughing.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
He would just he would still throw.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
In a couple of weird jokes, almost to see if
the audience was paying attention, Like Fogerty was saying, there's
a bathroom on the right, just to make sure everybody knows,
just Badminton on the rise.

Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
Funny.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
So, but that's the most noted one where he just
lost his ship and couldn't get it back on the red.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Leave it to vic. I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
He fucked around with that part of the song all
the time.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
A lot in the Vegas years with the big show
and the big orchestra and everything he was. There are
other versions of that where sometimes he throws in a
couple of cracks and he gets to ride on back
on track, And there's other ones like that one where
that's the most famous one.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
That song came out in nineteen sixty good year. Not
a big Elvis fan, are you?

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
I love?

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
I mean there's a few I like, but in general I.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Love Elves, man, what are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
I mean you kidd me? That was like, yeah, you cant.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Them, you know, sure? If you're from the South, you
got like Elvis and the Almond Brothers. At least I
love the Almond you know, so we learned to like Elvis.
I love Almond Brothers over Elvis.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Oh well yeah, Almond Brothers or Elvis, Presley, Doug Benson.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Oh you know me? Do you like music in general?

Speaker 9 (01:14:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
I love it, and I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
I mean, I'm not I'm not into Almond Brothers or Elvin,
but I mean Elvis certainly has more songs that i'd recognize.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
When you when you when you're high, what's your go
to music when you go down that road? I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
Yeah, when I'm high, it's, you know, a special occasion
I should listen to some music. No, I don't. People
ask me all the time, like, what's the best movie
watching your high? What's the best food? You well'd your high?

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
What's the best music?

Speaker 7 (01:15:24):
It's all good when you're hot, Like it makes it
all better.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
It doesn't make shit good, but it makes it better.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
But do you have some go to things? Well?

Speaker 7 (01:15:33):
Yeah, I mean we've already discussed my love of Weezer
on the show Yes Yeah, and the Beatles.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
We covered both of those on Monday. I like both
of those covered your refrigerator yesterday, nothing in his fridge.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
That was a great new Waezer track you recommended last week.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Yeah, jacked up. Yeah, I actually listened to listen to
it again after the show.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Me too.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
I think I might become more of a Weezer fan.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
I'm serious because I'm like, I like to call it,
like a beginner, Like I'm a beginner. I used to
say I'm a beginner dead guy when you know, with
The Grateful Dead. I didn't go too deep in the
catalog at first, but now so I'm like beginner Wheezer.
I only know a couple of the hits and that's it.
But now I want to go deeper.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Yeah, or listen, you know, listen to that whole album.

Speaker 7 (01:16:14):
I think you said, said I think you like especially
with summer coming up, it's very summertime kind of theme.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
Ring got a couple of tweets during the break. This
guy justin on Twitter. He writes baseball's dull. Who the
fuck is Mike Trout? All right? And then uh? And
then another guy's telling us where Tebow is? Oh? This
guy likes how about a mutant league? Five hundred foot
home runs? One hundred and fifty miles per hour fastballs.

(01:16:41):
I'm in bring back the roids. That's from mister Matt.
Have an all steroid league.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
I don't give off.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
Fuck honestly, just do that if it makes the game better.
I I'm all for it. I don't give up.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Fuck fuck, it'd be great. What about the children.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
Don't Why isn't that why football is not going to
be a thing in fifty years, Because kids aren't playing
because their parents don't want to get head injuries.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Yeah, yeah, they're pretty much.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
Yeah, they're getting them into other sports. Yeah, so why
where are they going to a lert?

Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
You know, football is just going to be all the
poor kids who that was the only way they could
get an education is being willing to get a head injury.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
It will always be guys that are willing to take
that sacrifice, absolutely right. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
And then Tebow's playing uh Columbia Fireflies. Oh yeah, do
you know this?

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
That could be a METS.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
I don't know if Columbia is that a mouth?

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
Yeah, Columbia is not Columbia.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
I don't know the farm systems anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
You know, he's starting left field for the Columbia Fireflies.
On Thursday, according to fun sized Gin on Twitter. Fun
size Size.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
So it looks like he's in the Gulf Coach League,
which is there.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
It's got to be their single leg.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
You know, there's something below that. I hope that he
can fall down.

Speaker 5 (01:18:01):
He's no, uh, he's I mean, he's a good baseball player,
but I don't know that's.

Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
Not a good baseball player. He's good enough.

Speaker 5 (01:18:08):
I mean, he's good if he's playing he's.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Playing with seventeen year olds.

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
This is a fucking publicity trick.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
He's great.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
I know what asses in the seats in the state
of Florida. This is all this is fucking about.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
He's good to slightly good. No, No, he's just okay.
He's thirty playing single a badly.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
So he would be embarrassed if you were Tim Tebow
doing this.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Well, I don't know. I don't why is he doing
it exactly? He's pretty obviously he doesn't have a shot.
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
I think he's the kind of guy who believes in himself,
you know, and I mean he's certainly spears.

Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
I can respect that. But he's twenty nine, twenty nine
spring training with the Mets, and he was hitting two
thirty five with four hits and seventeen at bats.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Yeah, that's not going to get you to the Yeah,
bullshit trick. And he's stupid enough to believe in it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
He doesn't care.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
There's a win win for the match, and he thinks
what we can think. He's peddling his dream and it's
all going to happen for him and they can make
him the money. While the idiots will come see him
in the state of Florida, right because they'll think it's
a Gator football game, not knowing.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
Show back up.

Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
It comes Tebow, right, Well, what do you think's worse this?
And when Jordan played baseball?

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
Well, who was more delusional? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Who was more delusive? That's a better question.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
No, No, Tim Tebow I think is more delusional and
Jordan he was.

Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
He was six seven. Jordan got the double A.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
It looked ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
Jordan got the double? Was it?

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Jordan better at his main sport than t Bow?

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
Yeah, that's why. That's why I think it was more ridiculous.
Knowing what Jordan was in basketball and then taking that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
He fell further if you're talking about that, but it's
still too different sports to respect him.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Fact that Fuck this, I always wanted to play baseball.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
I'm giving this a shot.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
Yeah, but he made it the double A if he
made it to and maybe it was because he bought
him the boss he bought.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Maybe maybe that's why he made it to double.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Are you in here?

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
When I was wondering, whatever happened to that boss? If
it's still running?

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
No, and they looked it up, Someone find it for you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
You think they're calling George. Everyone's while going, hey, the
tricks the bush. Yeah, the transmission went right in Hoover.
You ever see that documentary that thirty time?

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
I haven't seen that. It's called uh something with Jordans.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
Yeah, and when he went down to the miners, uh,
they didn't have that shitty transportation. So Jordan's like, fuck this.
If I'm gonna be down here doing this thing, we're
gonna we're gonna go to our games in style. And
bought a brand new bus.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
So I've wondered whatever happened to that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
Bus because it's been many years now, and I bet
you they're back to just uh somebody knows driving around
in a shitty shitty.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
They probably off somewhere thanks for charity or for somebody
something helpful, hopefully.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Well, we got a guy, Brandon.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
I've been trying to debunk the flat earth thing and
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Brandon and Baltimore go ahead.

Speaker 9 (01:20:52):
It was going on Fellas hey Man so heard Neil
de grass Tyson BISA would bob the rapper right, And
I thought was the dumbest due in the world thinking
that the Earth was flat. So I decided to research
it and they might got a point.

Speaker 19 (01:21:12):
For get this.

Speaker 9 (01:21:13):
The reason why I say that is because NASA's is
sticking their foot all up in their mouth and the
flat earth people are using NASA's science against them to
prove the flat earth theory. So get this right, Vic,
You said that they have pictures of the Earth.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
For space, correct, That's what I said, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:21:30):
So some of the dude that does the photoshop for
NASA says that every photo that they take of the
Earth this photoshop because they can only get some positive
photos because they can't go far enough to get a
shot quote quote his quote said his photoshop, but it
has to be Then they start talking about a new
rocket that they had that's supposed to allow them to

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pass something called the Van Allen Belts. Before he liked
this belt of radiation, right, they said, we've never been
able to penetrate this belt. So if we've never been
there to trade this belt that sits in low Earth orbit,
how the hell do we get to the moon? And
they said this, they said this like less than a
year ago.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
You don't think we went to the moon.

Speaker 19 (01:22:10):
I don't think so.

Speaker 9 (01:22:11):
And especially after, especially after hearing that out of scientists
at National's mouth saying we've never been able to penetrate
the radiancal belts that sits in lower over the case,
there's nowhere we could went.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Where does the sun go at night?

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
Yeah? Where's the sun going night? All right?

Speaker 9 (01:22:28):
So apparently to then they say that since they can
believe the Earth is an emotionless plane, that for one,
the sun isn't as far as they say it is,
and for two, the moon and the sun rotates around us.
And due to the human perspective, it's almost like having
a spotlight, and when you know when a spot So
if you take like a flashlight and then you pull

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it far back, you have a wider spread of whatever
you shine all correct, and then when you bring it
closer in, you have more of a spotlight effect where
it shines on a portion of which you're looking.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
At giving and when now you just went there there,
Now you're back to Copernicus. You're ready going back to
the We're in the middle and the fucking everything goes
around us.

Speaker 9 (01:23:09):
The Sun is not the system right exactly. So this
and another thing they had, which is a common sense
to me when I looked at it, They said, if
we're spinning around us, if we're spinning at Tiber many
thousand miles an hour, and then we're rotating around the
Sun at another whatever one thousand miles an hour, and
then the and then at the same time the Sun
and all the rest of the planets are catapulting through

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the fucking solar system, how do we see the same
stars every fucking night in the same exact locations. I mean,
that was kind of sort that so that would make
it emotionless plaint, I mean, it is, it's I'm not
you know, I've been I've been researching this from probably
like the past month, like I said, trying to debunk it,
and I just can't because I mean, and then on
top of it, the you you're trying to.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
The truth said again, you're trying to He's saying he
first thought it was around, but now after listening to
all the flat Earth, he's starting to believe that.

Speaker 9 (01:24:02):
But I'm starting to actually believe that it could possibly be.
And the crazy part is that NASA and none of
the other physicists and all these you know, they can't
even so for example, they can't. They can't. So all
the experiments they do, they fucking fail. So when they
go to try to test for the curvature, they can't
do it. When they try to test the rotation of
the Earth, they can't do it. All the math theory.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
I got a guy that really wants to call you out,
but I don't know how to put both phones on. Still. Sorry.
And also when you go to sleep at night, Brandon,
when you go to sleep at night and you're all
by yourself, do you really think that the Earth is flat?

Speaker 17 (01:24:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:24:41):
That's the thing. I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
I don't know you trying to work it out.

Speaker 9 (01:24:47):
And for the and for the record, I think the
Earth is more than seven thousand years old. I think
the pyramids will at least fifteen thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
So okay, that's good, all right, all right, we.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
Won't that.

Speaker 9 (01:25:01):
That's my dog I'm walking on.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
I'm trying to put you on with Kevin.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
Hold on it. Let's see if this works.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Kevin, you're on with Brandon?

Speaker 10 (01:25:09):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (01:25:09):
What's that?

Speaker 9 (01:25:09):
Bozz Hey? It was going on?

Speaker 15 (01:25:12):
You mean the Brandon or anything like that. I'm literally
four minutes away from the Johnson Space Center in Houston,
Texas right now, which is now Okay, the amount of
I would say that actually worked for NASA in the
Houston area probably close to cookies thousand people and then

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probably subcontractors and you know, everything else, probably another one
hundred thousand people. So one hundred and fifty thousand people
have livelihoods and jobs and families based on myth. I mean,
that's why I should never understand what conspiracy. You cannot
get ten people to agree on something, much less one

(01:25:55):
hundred and fifty fucking thousand on it.

Speaker 9 (01:25:58):
No, that's agree But at the same time, you can
call you can compartmentalize any sagency. They needed no basis.
They do it in the government now. But okay, so
my wife, my wife works for the b O D.
But don't mean you know all the secrets you can
you can compartmentalize it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:15):
Is there somebody getting rich off of the fact that
we all think the Earth is round, Like, why would
why would?

Speaker 9 (01:26:23):
I mean, why would I gets on average? I mean,
NASA gets on average with a billion.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Dollars a day, right, but they don't. There's not one
person making all that money.

Speaker 15 (01:26:35):
Yeah, and it's an appointed position. The head of NASA
is an appointed position, right, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:26:40):
So nobody's like, I mean, it makes more sense to
me if there's a reason to keep us in the
dark about the Earth being round.

Speaker 9 (01:26:48):
And it doesn't mean if you look at it like this, right,
Let's say the Earth is slay, right, I don't know,
I'm still a researcher. Let's say the Earth is still
research and they're the and they're the dome or whatever
the fuck they think is over it's firmament, and that
fucking Antarctica is a rim Right, Let's just say that
that means that that could possibly mean as a creator

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that put us here. You know how many you know
the worlds will be shattered if that ship was to
come out.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
I think we need they goes out.

Speaker 9 (01:27:19):
The big Bank theory goes out of the window. For one,
the theory evolution. The theory evolution goes out of the window.
So it's like, I mean, and then what you do
and then what happens become the superpowers. So it's like
he kind of you gotta go with the lost, So lost, let.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
Me let me ask you that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
So where is the edge of the Earth, you're thinking,
So what.

Speaker 9 (01:27:40):
They're saying is that So it's two theories. So they're
saying that Antarctica is a rim of ice, right, and
it goes It's like it goes around our seven car
and so yeah, the seventh carn is the big as
body of ocean and at the end is a rim
of ice, and that's that's that's.

Speaker 4 (01:27:56):
It, all right. We just got to get what's on
the other side of it, right, So now.

Speaker 9 (01:28:03):
You know, all right, So then you got another theory
that think that after our little pond by the seven continents,
you go another three or four hundred miles past the
Arctic shelf and there's another set of cordinates, which was
confirmed by some guy named Admiral Richard Bird from the forties.
He was like the most decorated admiral in history. I

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think he had the Medal of Honor. He was living
at the time to to tate parades. He was like
the real life Indiana Jones Wow flew and he went
on a TV show back in nineteen He went on
the TV show back in nineteen forty eight. He went
beyond the polar ice casts and said he saw more
land beyond the polar ice caps that was not explored.
If we were on a globe, if he went beyond

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the polar ice caps, it will put them back in
the Indian Ocean. But he said there was more land
that was not explored. He said it was a land
mass out there that was bigger than the United States.
After he went on that show, the United States sentiment
back is called Operation High Jump. You can look this up.
Forty seven, they said, with forty seven hundred troops with
planes and weapons and ship to the Antarctic or expedition.

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And not only did he go by he Russia went
with an Argentine of Chile, New Zealand and Australia win.
After that, whatever happened to them out there, they came back.
Twelve nations immediately signed the Antarctic Pace Treaty, and then
later on the years, fifty more nations signed this Antarctic
Pace Treaty that said nobody can colonize or build on

(01:29:32):
this land period.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:29:34):
And if anybody tries to go and explore, how did
you get turned around by somebody's arms?

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
All right, Kevin, I got like this prove.

Speaker 15 (01:29:44):
How do you disprove magnetism? Like that's the like North
and South poles.

Speaker 9 (01:29:51):
Well, what they're saying is is that magnetic north is
the true north, and that gravity doesn't exist. And even
Neil the Grass Tyson said, you can't even describe gravity.
It's just gravity is a theory, just like the theory
of relativity is a theory.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
Kevin. All right, Kevin, I gotta let you go because
there's other people I want to talk to. Brandon, Can
you put me on with Ammoney on line eight.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Theory rock place?

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
Hold on one second here.

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
I like how I started a lot of that though
with he was watching Neil Degrass Tyson make Bob the
Rapper like an idot, and then he came right back
with but I think.

Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
But he opened with grass Didson.

Speaker 11 (01:30:31):
What happened to.

Speaker 9 (01:30:34):
Even Nicholas Tusla. But they believe that he thought the
Earth was flat?

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
Is there a good documentary to recommend on that?

Speaker 9 (01:30:40):
It's a lot of them. So first off, the flatter society.
From what I've been hearing, they're just the dumbest people
to ever be dumb, so like they're actually like they
they actually work against the actual flat Earth. So for example,
if you want to like you two, but I think
it's a guy named Eric you Bay who got breaks
it down on like some ridiculous level. And then you

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got some independent people like Mark Sergeant and a guy
named Our Reality who have documentaries on their channels which
it breaks it down to every question might head they
can answer.

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
All right, Brandon, everyone wants to talk to you, so
listen to Mooney Mooney, You're on with Brandon.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
People are losing their mind.

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
They all want yours.

Speaker 16 (01:31:20):
As I talked to you, hoping, yeah, I got you now, Okay, okay,
I want these guys, these flat earthers, explain to me
one word, morning.

Speaker 19 (01:31:32):
If it's flat, why is it not morning in New
York and Japan at the same time?

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
WHOA?

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:31:38):
I got another question? How come that one? I'm in Baltimore.
How come at one o'clock and a half and then
I can see the sun and the moon at the
same time. I mean, that's just rotation. That's just rotation.
Why what I mean the moon should be nonexistent?

Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
Mooney. I think he's got you there, he's got oh.

Speaker 9 (01:32:01):
Yeah, yeah, he's got me there.

Speaker 11 (01:32:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:32:03):
We know what of an eclipse, haven't we?

Speaker 9 (01:32:06):
What about there's the there's a document explains the soul
of the eclipse and why it happens. But okay, who's
the one moving up walking the sun? Well, for one,
he said, the reason why the solo eclips could happen
is because the Sun and the moon are the same size.

Speaker 4 (01:32:22):
Okay, now we're just answer.

Speaker 9 (01:32:24):
Me that one question.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
Why were getting out there now?

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
I was with him that Derek could still be in
the middle and go against Copernicus.

Speaker 9 (01:32:33):
But I mean, like I said, I guess that is
our research for a couple of months. It just every
time I look at it. Nacisty question, Kevin, answer that
simple question.

Speaker 11 (01:32:44):
The question again?

Speaker 9 (01:32:46):
Explain mornings? Well, apparently recording him, the sun and the
moon rotate around our plane.

Speaker 16 (01:32:52):
I'm not talking about I'm talking about mornings.

Speaker 9 (01:32:57):
What does the morning mean?

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
What you mean morning has broken?

Speaker 7 (01:33:07):
Flashlight has turned on in the morning, right, and the
rest of the world is dark because the flashlight can't
reach everywhere.

Speaker 9 (01:33:14):
Who is Okay, So going back to that, like I
said before, if you take a flashlight, taking the regular
flashlight and then bring it low on like a surface,
you can't highlight the entire surface, but if you bring
it out further, you canhilate the entire surface of the sun.
Was that far away, apparently, cording you've got the entire
earth should be lit, don't don't These are if you

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If the sun is team around us, then its roads.
This rotating is just the opposite of the spurs rotating.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
All right, thank you, mooney, Thank you a few more
then we'll move on. Tie, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:33:51):
You're on with Brandon.

Speaker 9 (01:33:54):
This guy is a dumb motherfucker, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
There's no reason I'm gonna say.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
That's just name.

Speaker 21 (01:34:00):
Yeah, Doug and I step in here with some decorum
for a second. But you disagree with the man. It
seems like you have a disagreement. Yes, Ty, Brandon is
not totally sold on this. He's trying to figure it
out himself. It seems like he's pretty sad he's working.

Speaker 9 (01:34:24):
You call him a dumb motherfucker. But at the same time,
you're not doing research. You just go based off what
you're told. Your whole life. I was told the same
ship you was told, But I just like, I'm miss
questioning it now because some ship don't make sense. Okay,
what are you just a follower? So I'm a dumb motherfucker.
But you're a follower and you just you just see
it into it.

Speaker 22 (01:34:45):
Get in an airplane.

Speaker 9 (01:34:46):
I don't care which pack you go.

Speaker 22 (01:34:48):
Get an airplane and fly straight. Eventually he's gonna end
up right back in the same fucking spot you left because.

Speaker 9 (01:34:54):
The earth round Wow, explain that, Brandon, you can still
circumnavigate around the fucking flatter versus around the rounders. You're
still circumnavigate. To explain this, How come he did? They did?
They did something with a pilot. The power said, it's sucking.
Gyroscope doesn't even tilt if they're correct them for curvature.

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The gyroscope should be trying to stay level, but this
should doesn't even move because it doesn't have to do.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Where's your dog?

Speaker 9 (01:35:25):
He's going to leash in the bag yard.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
You're concerned.

Speaker 9 (01:35:31):
I'm willing.

Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
I'm willing to.

Speaker 9 (01:35:37):
Research.

Speaker 7 (01:35:37):
It's Baltimore, right, But all this research you're doing, you're
still being told by people things that you are deciding
might be true, and and you're saying that all the
rest of us have been told things that are not true.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
So it's basically everyone, I'm willing.

Speaker 9 (01:35:52):
I'm willing to do the research, and I'll make my
own determination based off of what right.

Speaker 7 (01:35:56):
But you don't get to decide if the Earth is
round or not. It's not a just decision that any
one of us can make. It's your Ryan sensive.

Speaker 9 (01:36:03):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
Yeah, people that are way smarter than all of us
have justady. We got together.

Speaker 9 (01:36:09):
They decided, but they decided what they think right.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
Well, they were wrong initially do they were?

Speaker 7 (01:36:16):
And eventually they got to a point where we could
fly a plane around the planet and see that it
is a round planet, or.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
Maybe take a rocket to the moon and look down
and around.

Speaker 9 (01:36:28):
Maybe they thought they they sware in the fucking circle,
but they went they went horizontals to a vertical. Who knows,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
I know they went around the circle around the globe.

Speaker 4 (01:36:37):
A lot of times. They've done it. We've done that.
We happened now.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
I love that. I love that Chris thinks this dog
might have ran off the side of the Earth. Well,
I think I just think you're getting so worked up that,
you know, did you remember the dog? So I just
wanted to throw it out there.

Speaker 4 (01:36:50):
Be carefully let me go on his lease.

Speaker 9 (01:36:53):
But like I said, I'm researching, and I'm willing to
do research and to make my own determination. At the
end of the day, we think what we think. You know,
it's funny that a lot of people think that nine
eleven was the hoax and all this other stuff, and
when you say some shing about like hey, the flat
heath might be real, it's like, oh, you're fucking crazy.
It's like dde, Like it's it's my research.

Speaker 4 (01:37:11):
Like, so nine eleven pretty much happened how they told us,
and the Earth is round?

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
Yes, that's wrong. One more because there's a lot of
excamation points your decision you made, op, it's not necessarily
the right.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
One, I understand.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Dog Josh, go ahead. You're on with Brandon last while.

Speaker 22 (01:37:31):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:37:32):
Then?

Speaker 22 (01:37:32):
Hey, hey, I just wanted to ask Brandon, And this
is when I walk out my door every morning, why
are the stars in a different position every day?

Speaker 9 (01:37:44):
Well, the star the stars aren't in the stars where
I live. Stars in the same spot every so night.
Orion's belt is worded. Every night. The North Star is
where it is every.

Speaker 22 (01:37:52):
Night, in the same spot every night.

Speaker 9 (01:37:55):
Everywhere cool where I'm in in Baltimore City account essentially.
But yeah, every time I look up at the sky,
that's where it is, is right, Well, I'll always see it.

Speaker 22 (01:38:06):
And the moon is always where's the moon? The moon
is always in the same spot.

Speaker 9 (01:38:11):
See it again.

Speaker 22 (01:38:12):
The moon is always in the same spot every night.

Speaker 9 (01:38:15):
The moon. The moon moves, not always in the same spot,
is in the same places every night. So when I
get home at a certain point of the night, it's
in the same place, and then later on that evening
is moved itself to another location. But yeah, it moves.
But at the same time, like I said, the sun
in the moon could be revolving around us.

Speaker 22 (01:38:34):
Okay, so what you're.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
Saying, that's what it is happening, revolving, right, So.

Speaker 22 (01:38:39):
The everything is revolving around a flat planet. So there's
no solar system. How do you explain the Solar system
and all the other planets?

Speaker 4 (01:38:46):
I got one word.

Speaker 9 (01:38:51):
I believe there is space. I believe there is a
Solar system. But at the same time, I don't believe people.
I don't even explore it. I mean, I believe it's
I gotta, I gotta telescope.

Speaker 22 (01:39:01):
I can keep saying, right, you know, you can see Mars,
and Mars is a big circle. But you're saying we're
flat and Mars is a big red circle.

Speaker 9 (01:39:09):
Well, we don't know what it is, dude. So again,
when I look through my telescope, Marlin looked shit like
with NASA show us. And then again the guy that
photosops for NASA said, they fucking do it because they gotta.
They gott to enhance it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
Do you believe there's two robots on? Do you believe
that in the Mars rovers that that that any of
that happened.

Speaker 9 (01:39:26):
That's a whole other thing that I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (01:39:32):
Mars.

Speaker 9 (01:39:33):
Hey, apparently it's a place in Kansas Island and Cannon
I forgot the fucking call, and they're doing some shit
out there. It looks like fucking Mars out there. I
just watched that like three days ago. But I don't know.
But at the same time, all I know is we
got these daults aroundas that NASA so we can't go through.
So we couldn't go through them ships, how the hell
we get into Mars?

Speaker 4 (01:39:51):
All right? Brandon thank you so much for getting the
phones lit lit problem.

Speaker 9 (01:39:56):
I'm just researching.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
Alright, all right, yeah, so you get to the correct answer.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:40:03):
Get that dog and nice round treat. Yeah, no, flat biscuits.
You's a nice big round something eating your rock.

Speaker 4 (01:40:09):
Is annoyed to go to these people.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
You can't stand these people.

Speaker 13 (01:40:14):
This ship, this religious ship that clouds any kind of
logic about whatever goes on when it comes to science. Right,
and that one guy did he just say, like there's
a belt that prevents us from going to Mars.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
To a magnetic field.

Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
That all right, I was doing something.

Speaker 13 (01:40:30):
I thought he met the asteroid belt, which is on
the outside.

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
Yeah, he's not doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:33):
No, right, rolling from the blue line, ask rolling out
what he thinks about the flat earthers. All right, crazy,
Now we've lost him again.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
Now he's down in a well, he's too far away.

Speaker 9 (01:40:55):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:40:56):
They should put a rover on the moon though, and
show us where we left all our ship.

Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
Yeah, that would shut up a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (01:41:03):
Don't you think one of the astronauts who you know
was on the moon, like in their deathbed will say
the truth.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
Well, that's the old argument.

Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
There were so many people they all had to keep
their mouths shut their entire lives about a hoax that
they they put forth, because you would think, yeah, of course,
but somebody would have talked by now and say, yeah,
you have to. They're all going to keep quiet all
the way to their deathbeds.

Speaker 6 (01:41:27):
All people are doing now is talking about everything. Talk
and talk to somebody. It would come out and say something,
of course.

Speaker 5 (01:41:33):
So wait, so that one they were saying that they
can't get farther enough, far enough away from Earth to
take a picture of it to make it that round.

Speaker 7 (01:41:42):
I don't that NASA has to photoshop pictures of the
Earth because you can't really get one from space.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
That's what they Yeah, but I don't think that's.

Speaker 4 (01:41:52):
Maybe they different reason if they're photoshopping at all, because
of that, you know, the crop it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
Their photoshopping cars. The crowd was so big at Trump's
inauguration you can see it from the moon. That's one
of their photoshop.

Speaker 4 (01:42:06):
It is, there's a big crowd.

Speaker 2 (01:42:09):
What about the Space Shuttle going round and round?

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
Just the orbiting? What about the.

Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
International Space Station? What about Skylab fucking went up and
then fell back down.

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
That doesn't prove it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
We can find pieces of it after it came back
to Earth.

Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
I actually meant the space station and they got time
laps where they're just going round and round and round. Yeah,
what about them? Wow, it's very weird These people believe
it though?

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
All right about though?

Speaker 7 (01:42:33):
How many are they? I don't know what percentage of
that people believe that?

Speaker 4 (01:42:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
Is there a Netflix documentary on it? I need something
else to watch? Thirteen Reasons Why It's over?

Speaker 4 (01:42:42):
It's over?

Speaker 7 (01:42:43):
Huh thirteen reason Whyes? Critically acclaimed it's like on the
on the rotten Tomato.

Speaker 5 (01:42:52):
I'm highly suggesting it's.

Speaker 7 (01:42:55):
Based on written material on young adult books sweet book
or books, but that it's very that the movie is
more mature and you don't have to be a young
person to get into it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:07):
Well, you know what I think is really interesting about
it is when you're watching it, you know, you get
so close to the characters and get so invested obviously,
but you think about like when you take kind of
it back, you're like, wow, this is how most teenagers
or the teenagers who kill themselves who we're looking at
it like, why would you get so upset about that?

Speaker 9 (01:43:24):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:43:25):
Are like, that's the reason why they kill themselves, and
then they talk about how, you know, the frontal lobe
of our brains doesn't really mature until we're twenty five
years old. So these things are devastating to teenagers, the
way that they're spoken to and the way guidance counts
speak to them that inadvertently they actually contribute to their
suicides by asking the wrong questions and kind of talking

(01:43:45):
to them like they're not adult, like they're adults, when
they're really not adults. It's almost like talking the author.
I watched the whole I watched after it was over.
There's like thirteen reasons why. The fourteenth reason or whatever
the hell they called it was like the author talking.
He's like, you almost have to talk to teenagers like
a like like a different species, Like they're not You're

(01:44:05):
not talking to your friend, You're talking to another type
of being.

Speaker 2 (01:44:09):
You like to show so much you how to watch
the author talking yet Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:14):
He went deep.

Speaker 9 (01:44:15):
I went in.

Speaker 4 (01:44:15):
It's cool.

Speaker 7 (01:44:16):
The episodes are our name, like tape one side A,
tape one side two.

Speaker 4 (01:44:21):
Yeah, that's very cool.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
You're gonna get hooked from the beginning.

Speaker 4 (01:44:25):
How long is each episode? An hour? Okay, that's thirteen hours.

Speaker 5 (01:44:29):
The only part that I fucking hate about it and
people when they watch it, I hopefully is the is
the star of the basketball team absolutely sucks and this
kid is the worst BASKETBA player I've ever seen in
my life. And there's no way you'll be able to
score thirty five points in a high school championship game.
And that's you know, and he sucks and he probably killed.

Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
Couldn't they couldn't have gotten a better actors what you're saying, No,
it wasn't believable.

Speaker 5 (01:44:51):
So it's like, guy, like, I cannot believe that you're
trying to pull this off as this is guys going
Division one basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
It's brutal.

Speaker 5 (01:44:58):
Is it depressing the show? It's already depressing towards the end,
it's depressing. The last episode is I couldn't watch the
end when they show her actually killing herself.

Speaker 4 (01:45:09):
It's bad. Okay, it's bad.

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
I do need a new show. Somebody I would suggest it,
but that's get too much to say. What happens in
the last Kids.

Speaker 4 (01:45:18):
It's bad that man keeps a wall up around Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:45:22):
My god, I run away from movie trailers, like I
can't watch them because they they just have too many
story clues that will just you know, in the movie
make the movie even more.

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
And they have the ending.

Speaker 7 (01:45:34):
Yeah, they they'll show stuff from the final act and
action shots from the final big chaser.

Speaker 2 (01:45:41):
And you can piece it together.

Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
It drives us all. Well, isn't that its own art form?
Like movie trailers there's a separate direction.

Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
Who does that?

Speaker 9 (01:45:48):
I love it?

Speaker 7 (01:45:48):
Well, yeah, the off and the directors aren't involved with
the making of the trailer, but studio. Yeah, but it's
I love a good trailer after the fact. Like, once
I've seen a movie and loved it, it's fun to
watch the trailer and see how they sold it, which
parts they used. But uh, you know, before the movie
comes out, I just if it's something I want to see,
I just avoid it.

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
Yeah, it's smart.

Speaker 7 (01:46:09):
And trailers can make a garbage movie look really good.
Hell yeah, which is also part of the fun of
a trailer. So like, if I see a movie, a
trailer for a movie that's not something I would see anyway,
and then they give away the whole plot, then I'm
definitely out completely.

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
I got the experience from the trailer to go anywhere,
and now you just proved it.

Speaker 13 (01:46:28):
Like Suicide Squad. The Bohemian Rhapsody trailer looked great. Then
you go see the movie and it's complete piece of ship.

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
All right, we got a regular that wants in badly here,
good old Chuck. Oh yeah, we got to get Chuck
some time. His team one.

Speaker 4 (01:46:44):
What's up Chuck? First of all, that's true.

Speaker 11 (01:46:50):
So I'm a caro lot of guys. I spent a
lot of money and put my boys to college down there.

Speaker 3 (01:46:56):
All right, I'm wearing I'm wearing my Wilmington T shirt today,
and that an honor show.

Speaker 11 (01:47:01):
I'm on my way back from Atlanta, and we went
after My boy got me a good deal to go
out there and watch them all game. So I went
out there and watching the ball four. But I was
gonna call him that motherfucker talking about that science, all
that space. Goddamn, he's driving me fucking great. He ever, Goddamn,
what's his name, Tyrone Brandon? I thought it was Tyrone.

Speaker 4 (01:47:26):
I'm sorry, he's good for one of these. Go ahead, Doug.

Speaker 11 (01:47:34):
I was when y'all was talking about the damn game
out there. I tried to get in. I couldn't get through.
But uh, that game was worse in person with all
them fucking fouls that it was on TV, I believe
because goddamn they bowed to whistle every time they went
up down to fucking court.

Speaker 4 (01:47:54):
Yeah, obviously it was a close game, but it was
just a sloppy game. It wasn't that impressive as far
as a basketballer game goes.

Speaker 11 (01:48:00):
And at halftime, I walk, damn we was about forty
rows up and I walked down there. That damn guy
with a beard, that damn Polock.

Speaker 4 (01:48:10):
Whatever the fuck he is, Carni.

Speaker 11 (01:48:12):
That's a big mother He's a big son of a bitch, Carnie.

Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
He's seven foot seven one, three fifteen. He's listed at
three ten three fifteen, but he might be a lot
heavier than that.

Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
I don't think he could play in the NBA. That guy,
he's too slow low.

Speaker 11 (01:48:25):
He he's too slow and he is he's got the
worst footworking. But I ever seen his future is fucking
w W E or Y Yeah whatever, that shit.

Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
Is good call.

Speaker 11 (01:48:36):
Heigs some bitch and his and he his daddy. They
showed him what I got back to the hoteler Saturday
night after the final, the four teams him daddy looks
like a red faced alcoholic from wherever he's probably not
getting drinking the fuck good twenty four hours of fucking well.

Speaker 3 (01:48:55):
He's from Poland, so that that could be. He's an
only child, I think. I don't think he has any brother.

Speaker 4 (01:49:00):
His dad flew five thousand miles to see his son
play in the final two games.

Speaker 10 (01:49:04):
Nice.

Speaker 11 (01:49:05):
Well, I had a good time out there. But the
damn that championship game has a missed. But I was
gonna tell you my son is a corporate lawyer in Atlanta. Yeah,
and he took me from Father's Day anyway, there was
twelve of us on his fucking airplane. I don't know
what he was. Here's some kind of private jit. Goddamn,
that's the way to go. But was that commercial?

Speaker 22 (01:49:27):
Bullshit?

Speaker 15 (01:49:27):
Is bullshit?

Speaker 11 (01:49:28):
Oh you think I'd like to have me a fucking Oh,
I'd like to have me a fucking jit. That's not
so by one oh fuck got out of my range.

Speaker 10 (01:49:37):
Man.

Speaker 11 (01:49:37):
Then motherfuckers had a girl in there serving you food
and liquor, and goddamn I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:49:44):
Wow, Chuck Sun does well for himself.

Speaker 4 (01:49:45):
Huh must be.

Speaker 11 (01:49:47):
Yeah, he does real good. He's real smart, he's up
and he up you though, he's he's forgot to have
a ship out from behind the bar and all.

Speaker 4 (01:49:54):
That, Chuck, I love you.

Speaker 7 (01:50:05):
You don't forget when they make a little money, is
they just don't shoot out of the barn anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:50:10):
Motherfucker doesn't shoot.

Speaker 4 (01:50:11):
Outside him and all that goddamn up at the indoor.

Speaker 5 (01:50:15):
Human wouldn't it be great if, like, because Chuck, your
stories I loved and you always call you always have
something amazing, Like if you just this whole time you're
just making calls from a mental institution and they're actually
like a small British woman.

Speaker 2 (01:50:29):
You're just doing a character you see that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And this is not one.

Speaker 7 (01:50:34):
Day we're early hearing from one of Chuck's personality, but
this is the best one.

Speaker 2 (01:50:39):
He might have been Brandon earlier. Oh my god, who knows?

Speaker 4 (01:50:42):
He was Tyrone? Maybe all right, Tyron?

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
Hey Chuck. How many people were at that game, like
seventy thousand or something?

Speaker 11 (01:50:50):
Yeah, oh my, that's a big old fucking place. Man,
God damn, I played, Man, I just sat watching it
on TV. Let me ask for just about across from
the top of the key, about forty or fifty rows.
I don't know how much they pay for them. Take
you say, my boy, give me one.

Speaker 4 (01:51:08):
So let me ask you this. Did they have giant
screens so you can see if you're at the top
of the stadium or no.

Speaker 11 (01:51:13):
Yeah, yeah, they got screens and all that shit. But
steel Man, fuck it, Crall. I got a damn one
hundred inch TV at home while I set up the top.
I just watch that fucker at home.

Speaker 4 (01:51:25):
Yeah, Frank, some beer? Fuck yeah? Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:51:27):
Well the one in the one in the eighteen sorry, Chuck,
the one in the football stadium in Dallas is so
big that you know, one watches the Cowboys.

Speaker 4 (01:51:33):
They're all looking well that I was asking was one
of those type of screens that'd be worth it, all right, sure,
because that's just amazing and it's all right to see
a screen that big.

Speaker 3 (01:51:41):
Well, that was so weird to be in that stadium
and watch everybody's in their phone, Like Chris was saying, nobody, no,
not a soul is looking straight ahead at the Cowboys
are all looking up.

Speaker 4 (01:51:49):
Everybody's looking up. We're addicted.

Speaker 3 (01:51:52):
Oh yeah, I was at the Super Bowl, the one
where Green Bay Pittsburgh, right, was the first game in there.

Speaker 4 (01:51:58):
They'll never get into the Super Bowl I hope.

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
Is that screen just ridiculous?

Speaker 3 (01:52:01):
Uh uh yeah, it's amazing. Literally, you can't not look
at it. The game is right in front of you,
and I had good seats, and I and everyone in
there is just looking up at this thing because it
was a massive achievement at the time, sure you know,
and still is.

Speaker 11 (01:52:15):
I was gonna tell you something much. I don't know
if the section we were in or the tickets we
had got us in a special bathroom or something, but
then it was the cleanest fucking bathrooms ever been in
my fucking life. I started to wipe my ass before
I sit down.

Speaker 4 (01:52:30):
On the damn seat, wiping first.

Speaker 11 (01:52:32):
Goddamn.

Speaker 10 (01:52:34):
Oh it was clean.

Speaker 17 (01:52:35):
Man.

Speaker 11 (01:52:35):
I had a guy in there, goddamn h making sure
it was clean.

Speaker 10 (01:52:39):
I liked that.

Speaker 11 (01:52:39):
It's a good trip. Maybe have to fuck we know,
checking in the fucking airport and all that bullshit. That's
the way to go, man, chuck.

Speaker 4 (01:52:47):
Speaking of bathrooms, Uh, North Carolina, they're changing their tune.

Speaker 2 (01:52:50):
Where are you at with that?

Speaker 11 (01:52:53):
Well? I don't well, it's too late now they're gonna
have to change it because they when they take the
fucking AC tournament for me in the n c A
the fucking h South Carolina. Then they took the A C.
C up there to Brooklyn. Ain't that where it was
at at that center. They're like, they're gonna lose too much,
They're gonna lose too much money. Well, they don't have

(01:53:15):
to do something. But I don't understand. You know, if
you all, I don't understand what the people are anyway
where they got dick, they don't got dicks. They want
to be a woman they are. I don't understand it.
But if the way I understand it, if a man
can just walk right into a woman's bathroom because he
says he's a woman, I believe that's gonna cause little trouble.

(01:53:39):
I wouldn't want my daughter going in the bathroom if
she is nine or ten and Johnny dicked going there
with a heart I want says it feels like a
woman today.

Speaker 2 (01:53:50):
Well that's uh, it's gonna happen.

Speaker 20 (01:53:54):
It will happen.

Speaker 7 (01:53:55):
I feel like a woman today, don't Yeah, don't care
owners Johnny hard.

Speaker 2 (01:54:03):
A woman today.

Speaker 11 (01:54:07):
You know, there's some fucking weirdos out there that'll do
some ship will happen.

Speaker 7 (01:54:11):
But yeah, like it does every day in America. There's
weirdos out there and they're doing some ship. But if
somebody's just shitting in a in a stall and you're
not in there with them, what do you care what
they do?

Speaker 4 (01:54:24):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:54:24):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:54:24):
I don't care. Don't touch me, Yeah, you don't care.
I don't worry about kids. I don't worry about kids.

Speaker 2 (01:54:31):
Man, all right, Well, they are our future. I think
we just find room for a third bathroom and be
done with it.

Speaker 23 (01:54:39):
I go in that one.

Speaker 4 (01:54:40):
It's gonna be empty most of the time. I'm saying,
it's like male female, and then a third bathroom for
whoever the fuck there we might be. What have they.

Speaker 11 (01:54:50):
Was they pissing and shipping before?

Speaker 2 (01:54:53):
Yeah, well that's the thing. Nobody cared. They were just
doing their things.

Speaker 11 (01:54:56):
I'm saying, I'm just pissing ship and get the.

Speaker 4 (01:55:02):
All right, you're right now, we're on the same page.
Get the fucking out.

Speaker 2 (01:55:08):
My goddamn son doesn't shot outside.

Speaker 3 (01:55:11):
Anymore out behind the bar.

Speaker 4 (01:55:12):
Yeah, yeah, because he's good.

Speaker 3 (01:55:14):
He's up with you.

Speaker 2 (01:55:16):
Speaking of this kind of heart on, I think I
said it yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:55:19):
The amount of money they're going to lose that's why
they're changing their tune, was three point seven billion in
the next ten to twelve years. Yeah, they can't afford
to lose that much money in that state, so that's
why they're reconsidering this whole thing.

Speaker 11 (01:55:31):
I've had to cut back on my drinking bares. I
hate it. But what happened I'm having Well, you know
I told you I had the damn carporal tunnel surgery
about a month a half ago. Well, when they wrap
that shit up after surgery, come to find out, I
get the fucking gout. So I had the gout in
my wrist plus the fucking surgery, right, So I had

(01:55:54):
to quit drinking for three weeks so I could get
on this medicine to keep it from getting the gout.
So I got take medicine so I can drink liquor
and eat shrimp. So I don't know whether it's worse
the goddamn and they just quit drinking.

Speaker 4 (01:56:07):
I guess douts. Gout's a motherfucker too. Huh h.

Speaker 3 (01:56:14):
I gets in your feet too.

Speaker 11 (01:56:18):
My great grandmother she'd buy my great my great grandmother
with pie pair of shoes. She used to get it
in their big toe. She'd cut the fucking end of
the damn shoe out or toad stick out.

Speaker 5 (01:56:31):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:56:32):
That seems logical though right now it makes sense. Got
some logic in there that cout well.

Speaker 11 (01:56:38):
That hurt me like a motherfucker man. I had to
get Uh. I got a sister that's a doctor. I
had to get hurt to get miss damn Hideakoto. I damn.
That was strowing like a twocake my wrist.

Speaker 4 (01:56:50):
Are you missing? Are you missing? The drinking?

Speaker 11 (01:56:55):
Yeah, I drank a little bit out there at the
ball game. I didn't get tore up because like my
boys got him up and he play he want to
show my red necked.

Speaker 4 (01:57:03):
Asd want to go out of tore up. I've always
enjoyed that expression. He was all tore up.

Speaker 11 (01:57:14):
I didn't want to get put off that fucking plane
coming back.

Speaker 4 (01:57:18):
That's what it was about. Of course, Hey, Chuck, one
other question, where you're at with your daughter. Doug doesn't
know Chuck has a lesbian daughter.

Speaker 21 (01:57:25):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:57:26):
Dog, So he said he's tormented. He's tormented.

Speaker 11 (01:57:29):
I'm just trying. I'm just trying to live through it.
And I swear I've bended. And it's my wife. If
it wasn't for my wife, both of them could set
up my well, I won't saything. My Dicky could just
go the fuck home, but uh, my wife wants me
to keep the family together. And she said times change
and people and blah blah blah said, all right, as

(01:57:51):
long as they don't fucking I was just wish she'd
get a good looking Listen, she's not dating it. I'm
not saying this just because she My daughter is a
good looking gal. She's brown headed, big brown eyes, got
big old kits, she's been looking.

Speaker 4 (01:58:12):
Wait, wait, you got to back up, chocolate.

Speaker 2 (01:58:16):
We laughed at the Jesus. What do you say after that,
after you describe your hot daughter.

Speaker 11 (01:58:22):
I'm just saying, this fucking girl that she's with is
a ugly mother fucker. I mean, I don't even care
if she was gay or not. She's fucking ugly.

Speaker 10 (01:58:34):
And why what.

Speaker 11 (01:58:35):
I just don't understand why a good looking girl want
a fucking ugly ass girl the goddamn lick and whatever
they do to each other. I'm like, man, she brought
a good looking girl home. I believe I can have
it better than that ugly mother. Oh okay, she scratches
her nuts that she don't have the girlfriend be a

(01:58:57):
man so fucking bad.

Speaker 18 (01:58:58):
She reaches down there.

Speaker 11 (01:58:59):
And move her ship around like she's got some ship
to move around.

Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
Maybe she's got jacket.

Speaker 2 (01:59:04):
Yeah, yeah, she might have something.

Speaker 11 (01:59:06):
She looks like her pussy might smell any fucking.

Speaker 7 (01:59:10):
Jesus, what does your daughter's girlfriend you're talking about does she?

Speaker 2 (01:59:16):
Does she treat your daughter nice? Shouldn't that matter?

Speaker 9 (01:59:19):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:59:20):
Well, she don't whip her ass or nothing but fuss
and final the fucking time she she'll say she'll call
home and say, Daddy, can I come home? We've had
an argument. They must not have no fucking food at
her fucking house. I didn't you come over eating me
out of fucking a house and home? Yeah, and she's
got a good job. I don't know where the fucking

(01:59:40):
money's going.

Speaker 9 (01:59:41):
She's a r N.

Speaker 11 (01:59:43):
I put her fucking ass through school too. ID damn.

Speaker 4 (01:59:50):
So much.

Speaker 2 (01:59:52):
I mean, we know you, and it seems like you're
well off that you can handle.

Speaker 4 (01:59:56):
If your daughter comes over and eat you out a
house and home, he just that's just right. Yeah, but
I guess, but.

Speaker 11 (02:00:01):
She comes home and then she's got to talk to
my wife and read in front of me, got all
their problems and this one she's don't treating me or
out my weather. Reason, she don't treat you right. She's
supposed to have a dick and be a man. You know,
two girls in the same room, they gonna fight. I
don't care for looking on each other. Not you get
two three women in the fucking room, you got a

(02:00:23):
fucking problem. Like my granddaddy. Like my granddaddy used to say,
My granddaddy used to they got too many kiddies in
this room. That's why everybody's supposed to fight. And too
many titties.

Speaker 2 (02:00:34):
Too many titties or kiddies, kitties.

Speaker 11 (02:00:36):
With a cast f Yeah, you can't get too many
women in one room's trouble manties. That's like you fucking
shows they have on TV, all them rich hors and
fussing fight the reality shows where they are. I ain't
fucking ba ain't can get a bunch of women together.
They gotta crust off at each other or out fuck

(02:00:58):
each other or out jewelry other.

Speaker 2 (02:01:00):
It's all right, Doug. Do you have a question for
Chuck before you let him go?

Speaker 4 (02:01:06):
So you're not a fan of the Real Housewives of wherever?

Speaker 11 (02:01:11):
That's terrible, y'all talk about that. Damn taking a hole.

Speaker 4 (02:01:17):
Don't bring that up.

Speaker 3 (02:01:18):
We've killed that, we've already ruined that. Don't even don't
even open that can of worms again.

Speaker 4 (02:01:22):
Nothing, shut up.

Speaker 2 (02:01:23):
I was in a fucking good mood too.

Speaker 4 (02:01:27):
I'll put this fire out right fucking now, thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:01:29):
Vic.

Speaker 4 (02:01:31):
That's terrible, all right, Chuck. It's always a pleasure, really,
iron and a.

Speaker 11 (02:01:38):
Half before I get to the mountains up back home,
all right, by alright there, Hey, VI trouble.

Speaker 4 (02:01:46):
I'll try Chuck.

Speaker 11 (02:01:48):
Y'all going in the wrong fucking doors.

Speaker 15 (02:01:50):
No more.

Speaker 3 (02:01:50):
We haven't done anything. We've we've stayed away from Howard.

Speaker 11 (02:01:53):
Oh yeah, you better, you better put the leash on
that open he gets on that limb. Candy the man, I.

Speaker 3 (02:02:04):
Like you, right, he's the Chris is the crazy person
in the edible stories. And now Chuck has switched.

Speaker 19 (02:02:09):
It to you.

Speaker 4 (02:02:10):
It was you that went crazy.

Speaker 16 (02:02:11):
I was.

Speaker 2 (02:02:12):
I was stone sober when I walked into towards area.

Speaker 11 (02:02:16):
Well, I mean I never ate now that ship?

Speaker 9 (02:02:18):
Is it?

Speaker 11 (02:02:18):
You feel the same way like you smoked the big joint?

Speaker 9 (02:02:21):
Is it?

Speaker 11 (02:02:22):
Or is it different feeling?

Speaker 2 (02:02:23):
That's uh for dog tancer.

Speaker 4 (02:02:24):
It's a little more uh.

Speaker 2 (02:02:26):
Well, it makes you feel like a spear went through
your head. And they're having a stroke and you're let
you can't feel your legs.

Speaker 4 (02:02:34):
No, it's just it's definitely different, Chuck. It's more, uh,
it's more like.

Speaker 7 (02:02:38):
An all over feeling rather than just being uh high
in your head, full body, full body high.

Speaker 11 (02:02:43):
Yeah, that's the first thing. I'monta get this when I
get into the house. I ain't had none since Friday.
I'm gonna wrote one big as my fucking thumb.

Speaker 3 (02:02:51):
And that's called a gorilla finger.

Speaker 4 (02:02:55):
Have a good one, I call it.

Speaker 11 (02:02:57):
They call him Hugars up from the mountain.

Speaker 4 (02:03:01):
What half huge sugar Hugart. Yeah, hug you'd be proud
of us. Were there. We were trying some moonshine a
couple of weeks ago from his friend and his his
knowing I was doctor Steve's fro.

Speaker 3 (02:03:18):
Doctor sees we had peaches in uh peach moonshine.

Speaker 4 (02:03:21):
Vic really enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (02:03:24):
Yeah, let me.

Speaker 11 (02:03:25):
I'm gonna take the best way to drink that kind
of liquor, that flavored, that white liquor. It gets you
a solo cup. I guess y'all got solo cups up bare,
aren't you? And plastic plastic cup like you're having a party,
red blue like that. Anyway, get some crust ice and
pack that ice in there just as much as you
can pack it and then feel it. We drink that

(02:03:46):
apple peach they make down here. It ain't store ball
gets out of the back with anyway, feeling up and
let it mail halfway down.

Speaker 9 (02:03:54):
Start up.

Speaker 2 (02:03:55):
That's good ship now like a slushy stuff sounds good.

Speaker 11 (02:04:00):
Lush. Wait, it's good. It's good for women because they
sip on it and it's them taste real smooth. They
don't know how flipped up there getting you have him
patties off them about forty five minutes. That's better. That's
that's better than Kuala jim qually.

Speaker 3 (02:04:16):
Give it now, you're drifting in the cosmic territory truck.

Speaker 4 (02:04:20):
You're drifting a little too.

Speaker 11 (02:04:21):
Give him girls. When we was in college, we give
him girls in qualus. Let him drink beer, and you
have to keep him awake for the first twenty minutes,
but they finds out you have to shake them keep
him awake. But after about the first twenty minutes you
guarantee you get pass.

Speaker 15 (02:04:38):
Get you taking them.

Speaker 4 (02:04:39):
Well, there's some problems with your philosophy there, all Rightuck,
freezing hand, a.

Speaker 11 (02:04:46):
Girl drunk getting her You never got a girl drunk
getting the bredges.

Speaker 7 (02:04:50):
Well, I mean that's how people used to do it. Yeah,
but those rules have changed.

Speaker 11 (02:04:55):
Yeah, but usually it's uh talking about yesterday.

Speaker 4 (02:05:00):
But usually it's up to them to decide how drunk
they're gonna get. All right, all right, Chuck, we gotta go,
budd Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:05:15):
I heard if you do kueludes while you're pregnant, your
child becomes a lesbian.

Speaker 4 (02:05:22):
Chuck's wife would never do Chuck mine. After every Chuck
phone call. I'd like to say that I love Chuck
on the radio, but man, I don't agree with a
lot of what he has to say.

Speaker 3 (02:05:33):
And I've also I've also feel that I've met his
wife and she is a regular person. It's nothing like
everything that he's saying. She says to him, but let's
not be things have changed. She is the progressive, more
forward thinker.

Speaker 5 (02:05:46):
And they believe that he doesn't embellish any of his
stories or his life. You believe this is who the man.

Speaker 3 (02:05:50):
Oh yeah, I met him. He came backstage to a
run show. He's dialing it up a little bit to
be funny, but he's a he's from Moon, North Carolina.
He went to Appalachian State, but was a regular person.
That's what I'm saying. It's one of those, right, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:06:02):
We gotta take a break. We're really late.

Speaker 4 (02:06:04):
Doug Benson quick plugged Douglas Movies dot com.

Speaker 5 (02:06:07):
Oh nice Christas stephano Uh Portsmouth, New Hampshire this Thursday
and Friday, Red Hook Brewery and I gotta go, ye,
gotta take.

Speaker 4 (02:06:16):
That go time.

Speaker 3 (02:06:17):
That's Portsmouth or Portsmouth, Portsmouth, Portsmouth, some mots Smith from
some from someone from New Hampshire. Should let you know
before you go on stage and say hello portsm Portsmouth,
Portsmouth and then he's on the village on the ground
show the show Wednesday on Monday night, ten o'clock. Monday
night ten o'clock Comedyseller dot Com. First show sold out,
second one only.

Speaker 4 (02:06:38):
Available this coming Monday, is coming Monday. We're there now,
Chris great senior, buddy, you too, my brothers. We'll see
you very very soon. Hell yeah, maybe another day this week.
We'll figure it out.

Speaker 2 (02:06:47):
Kelly, what do you got?

Speaker 3 (02:06:47):
But I got the christ needs to go help that
man find his dog.

Speaker 4 (02:06:52):
That's I got.

Speaker 3 (02:06:53):
The Madigan shows this weekend uh, Thursday, Friday, Saturday in Illinois.

Speaker 4 (02:06:56):
If you look on Kathleen Madden dot com, I'm opening
for her least three nights. And Vic Kenley on Twitter,
back to the Monday show for the club yet Vick
Kenley on Twitter, you're tweeting more and more these days.
Oh yeah, people are like, stay right where.

Speaker 1 (02:07:07):
You are, Opie Radio want to be right back. We're
back with more Obie Radio.

Speaker 2 (02:07:20):
We're back with Doug Benson and Vic Kenley. That Chuck
phone call was fun.

Speaker 6 (02:07:25):
Huh was that your first six the first time Jeffano
took off because he has to leave before anything's over.

Speaker 4 (02:07:32):
He never stays the whole time for anything, you know
how you're joking about that yesterday?

Speaker 2 (02:07:37):
Yeah, and then I get a text today, Hey buddy,
I might be late.

Speaker 4 (02:07:40):
Have a phone call to do. I might be here
at three point thirty. We were talking about about his show.
I hope they pick it up. Of course, that'd be amazing.

Speaker 2 (02:07:49):
Yeah, totally, so we'll see.

Speaker 3 (02:07:51):
That's such a crapshoot, man, it's a hard I'm glad
he said what he said about at the end of
it all, he's happy now with how it finished. If
it doesn't go, it's okay. When he watched it, he's
had that's.

Speaker 2 (02:08:01):
What you say to yourself, and it's not going to work.

Speaker 7 (02:08:04):
If it doesn't go, he's going to be sad about
I know, sure, But because especially with fucking pilots, you
can't just go and take your story and do it
again somewhere else right away. You know, like the studio
and the network that made it, they own that shit, right,
and so they could sit on it if they don't
want to make it, and it's you know, and the
frustration must very frustrated.

Speaker 4 (02:08:24):
The frustration must be when they don't do your concept
right or your vision, they get it wrong.

Speaker 7 (02:08:30):
And now you're like, right, well, it's good that he's
happy with how it turned out. That's awesome. And but
the trouble is if it, you know, it's not like
at least, you know, twenty thirty years ago, they'd burn
off all the pilots and call it Summer Original Summer
program where they just call it like a special where
you're just watching a pilot of an episode of a show.
And then every once in a while something would get

(02:08:52):
a great rating and they they'd think about it, like, oh,
maybe we should make that into a show.

Speaker 4 (02:08:56):
But in his case, like no one's ever gonna no
one's going to see it if.

Speaker 7 (02:09:00):
It doesn't get picked up, crazy like to put all
that work into it and get to act with Chas
Pelmentary and that you know nobody's gonna see it.

Speaker 2 (02:09:08):
They should put it online somewhere.

Speaker 4 (02:09:09):
That's right, that's what they should do with the pilot.

Speaker 7 (02:09:13):
I mean that probably is a lot of stuff, you know,
because that's that's what I do, is I try to
get my pilot put on you know, in a sneaky way.

Speaker 4 (02:09:22):
We uh, we did a pilot for Comedy Central. I
got I got it.

Speaker 2 (02:09:25):
Yeah, no one has ever seen it. I mean it
was a disaster, right, but you get some fronternet nerve
to put it on the internet.

Speaker 4 (02:09:32):
I'm gonna put it online. Yeah, it's in a box
right now somewhere else. Uh, but I will get these
boxes back to be cool for people to see. Yeah,
I'm gonna put it online. But we we knew we
were dead in the water. Comedy Central knew they wanted
to do something with me, and and there was like
these vague things and we try to make it work,
and I don't.

Speaker 7 (02:09:50):
Know, I never I never watched the final No, they
handed it to me and you know, well, you're gonna
watch it first before you put it online.

Speaker 4 (02:09:58):
Put it on now.

Speaker 2 (02:10:00):
I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 4 (02:10:01):
It's a good seven eight years ago. But they basically said, yeah,
we're not picking up the show, but here's the pilot.
And I never fucking watched it, but I'll put it up.

Speaker 3 (02:10:10):
I've got mine with a tail somewhere. I think I've
lost it also because it also was a little disjointed,
and they made but they made a Jack Daniel's puppet
that sort of looked like my face and could.

Speaker 4 (02:10:19):
Work it with it.

Speaker 3 (02:10:19):
It was like a three thousand dollars prop they made,
and it's just a tail throughout the pilot getting hammered
and thinks to Jack Daniel's battle is talking back to him.
So there's several scenes where it's just me and you know,
I'm off camera, but I'm the voice of the fucking puppet.

Speaker 4 (02:10:31):
And I've only I've.

Speaker 3 (02:10:32):
Wanted to see that because I can't remember if it's
kind of good kind of bad, and he I think
I lost mine or I longed it to somebody. Did
you ever watch it? I watched it once and I
seemed to the favorable parts. I seem to remember good
parts about, but then a little bit like that game
last night, some of it seemed a little disjointed to me.
I'm remember a Tel would argue with the director and
they were supposed to be on the same team about

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how the damn thing was supposed to look, and so
a Tel would come to me and go, I thought
we were doing this, and I'm like, yeah, he was.
This guy is telling me at this, but you know,
it was it was a fun experience.

Speaker 4 (02:11:01):
But how long ago was this?

Speaker 2 (02:11:02):
Oh god, is this three or post Insomniac, pre Insomniac?

Speaker 7 (02:11:06):
So that's so they noodled with him. Some more came up,
so this was like a failed attempt at that so.

Speaker 3 (02:11:13):
Probably say it was ninety nine or two thousand, somewhere
around in there, so just before Insomniac. But I just
wish I want to happen to the goddamn puppet because
it was cool.

Speaker 4 (02:11:20):
My two cents with you guys. I mean, I'm thinking,
David Telvy can't the holy fuck that's gotta work.

Speaker 2 (02:11:26):
It just seems like if if these executives.

Speaker 4 (02:11:28):
Would just leave you guys the fuck alone, because you
know what you're doing, and you know what's funny. A
lot more of these projects would go, well it tells man.

Speaker 2 (02:11:36):
Like I said, two cents.

Speaker 3 (02:11:38):
He was giving me line reach, which I guess is
weird and I don't act enough to know, but like
he was. I would say the few three or four
lines in the script and he would the director would
say cut and there to go no, and then read
through it line by line, say it like this, say
it like this. And then other actors have since told
me they must have thought you really fucking sucked, because
they don't. Usually it's usually a pushy director. They would
do that to you, most of them, to let you

(02:11:59):
give a little lea And I go, well, maybe I
did suck. I'm not a good actor, you know, right,
but whatever, But it was it was just a weird
I remember him in a tale. Couldn't agree, you know,
on certain points of it, and that's where it went
a little off road. But then, like Doug said, I
think Comedy Central knew the jewel they had in a
tail and decided, okay, fuck this director, guy, if we
keep tinkering with this and let our boy run wild here,
we'll get something.

Speaker 2 (02:12:21):
But we got to have a viewing party. I want
to see that.

Speaker 4 (02:12:24):
You got to find it.

Speaker 3 (02:12:24):
If there's one copy, a tail may have it because
I think I loaned mind to somebody and it was
old VHS copy. That's how old this ship is.

Speaker 4 (02:12:32):
So I feel like TEL has a copy. I feel
like A saves everything.

Speaker 3 (02:12:36):
I don't think he saves anything.

Speaker 4 (02:12:38):
I don't. I would not yet. I totally don't.

Speaker 3 (02:12:40):
I can't see him saving anything.

Speaker 4 (02:12:43):
But I could be wrong. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:12:45):
I saw that documentary train Wreck, and he's homeless. I
think so.

Speaker 4 (02:12:49):
Basically, yeah, documentary, he's.

Speaker 2 (02:12:55):
The homeless person in that documentary. I don't know how
he's doing today. I'm like, well, which.

Speaker 4 (02:13:01):
Character is supposed to be the train wreck?

Speaker 5 (02:13:03):
Here?

Speaker 4 (02:13:08):
God, we did the romo. Oh Trump donating salary to
the National Park Service? What was like seventy eight thousand dollars,
Paul something.

Speaker 12 (02:13:15):
Like that, thirty three?

Speaker 3 (02:13:17):
Whose salary is it?

Speaker 18 (02:13:18):
His?

Speaker 12 (02:13:18):
His from one of the quarters of his presidency?

Speaker 16 (02:13:21):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (02:13:21):
His?

Speaker 4 (02:13:22):
Okay, right, his first quarter.

Speaker 7 (02:13:25):
But he's taking away lots more from the APO the
parks And are you giving you a take?

Speaker 2 (02:13:31):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (02:13:33):
You drove for oil in the Grand Canyon in the.

Speaker 2 (02:13:35):
Big Trump, right, right, Paul exactly.

Speaker 4 (02:13:41):
What let's see this video.

Speaker 23 (02:13:45):
As spoken with counsel and uh and made the decision
to donate his first quarter salary in total UH to
a government entity. UH and he has chosen this quarter
to UH to donate it to the National Park Service.
The Park Service has cared for our park since nineteen sixteen,
and the President is personally proud to contribute the first

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quarter of his salary to the important mission of the
Park Service, which is preserving our country national security. So
it is my pleasure on behalf of the President of
the United States, to present a check for seventy eight thousand, three.

Speaker 2 (02:14:18):
Hundred parks in charge of our nation. City Ryan Superintendent
the Harper's Ferry.

Speaker 3 (02:14:25):
Not our natural research site, he said, nationally, he said,
our parks are in charge of our national security.

Speaker 2 (02:14:32):
That doesn't make sense.

Speaker 7 (02:14:33):
No, it's a beautiful So he just picked the wrong
word or something. Yeah, there's it's there's a big check
behind him. But then a legit little check in their hands.

Speaker 2 (02:14:41):
Is that all his autograph?

Speaker 13 (02:14:43):
Yep, his signature looks like it's measuring an.

Speaker 4 (02:14:48):
Earthquake by detector test.

Speaker 2 (02:14:52):
But but I don't understand about his signature there's too many.
It seems like there's too many letters he's making. He's
making a lot more letters, a lot more letters.

Speaker 4 (02:15:00):
It's his middle name.

Speaker 2 (02:15:01):
Are you go, Oh you rock nailed it?

Speaker 4 (02:15:08):
Yes, that's that's a hell of an autograph, got hell
of a signature. Where's the Trump part? Is there a
lot of US in his? In his at the well,
that's the PA. But that looks like a lot of
U Y D. It looks like you're in there.

Speaker 24 (02:15:23):
I see this part of the T. Maybe I see
this must be the T. That maybe is the R,
which means is at least five us. He really the
D at the end of Donald, he really fucks that up.
There's like nothing resembling a D at It looks like.

Speaker 3 (02:15:35):
The Eiffel Tower if it was the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Speaker 6 (02:15:38):
He's just like, I've spelled most of my name. I'm
dying to get to Trump. I'm trying to get dying
to get to that part. And then the T doesn't
have a top on it. It looks more like a
weird L. And then he just gives up at the end.

Speaker 4 (02:15:51):
There you have no problem with the one, two, three, four, five, six,
seven possible use in Trump.

Speaker 7 (02:15:56):
Yeah, it's just when you put an R, a U
and an M next to each other, it's going to
be a lot of US.

Speaker 4 (02:16:04):
I don't see it.

Speaker 3 (02:16:09):
He just goes, yeah, exactly, and.

Speaker 6 (02:16:12):
Then he gives a little flourished there at the end
with the pe. The piece almost reaches up as high
as the.

Speaker 4 (02:16:17):
D at the end of Donald and the D at
the beginning that the p is way off.

Speaker 12 (02:16:21):
Yeah, the big backwards.

Speaker 2 (02:16:22):
That looks like a mask. He likes to take a
big pee. Put it there at the end.

Speaker 4 (02:16:28):
Well, good for him donating his salary.

Speaker 2 (02:16:30):
Yeah, that's so neat.

Speaker 3 (02:16:34):
Problems solved. Country is greatly. Yeah, man, they don't open
heart surgery. Everything's fine. Stitch him up.

Speaker 4 (02:16:43):
What's going on with Mike Epps in the Kangaroo? My god,
that was in Detroit, I think, yeah, I heard him in.

Speaker 9 (02:16:53):
What was that.

Speaker 1 (02:16:56):
The volume?

Speaker 4 (02:16:57):
Oh I'm sorry, Paul, Well, we will do that again.
But he has a lot of explaining to do. Pete
is all about it. He said that he just wanted
this kangaroo to run across the stage behind him as
he's doing a stand up, and then people will be like,
what the fuck was that?

Speaker 2 (02:17:12):
And that was supposed that's the whole bit.

Speaker 9 (02:17:14):
I think.

Speaker 4 (02:17:14):
So that's how I believe he was trying to explain it,
but then the kangaroos scared out of its fucking mind.

Speaker 12 (02:17:22):
Because he was palling on it, right, and then let
the kangaroo view.

Speaker 3 (02:17:29):
Those are a couple of punches. A couple of punches.

Speaker 4 (02:17:41):
Yeah, did he plan this before?

Speaker 9 (02:17:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:17:43):
I mean, do you have the audio of him kind
of explaining of that there Paul and apologizing? Huh?

Speaker 2 (02:17:49):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (02:17:50):
I heard audio on another radio show actually, brother Weiz
this morning. I was listening to him and Mike Epps
was basically talking about how, yeah, it was supposed to
be a quick thing with the kangaroo just running behind him, and.

Speaker 3 (02:18:00):
He saw somebody backstage or somehow before this show he
found out there's going to be a kangaroo with the show.

Speaker 4 (02:18:06):
That part I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:18:07):
Okay, that's just well, the first.

Speaker 7 (02:18:08):
Thing you do when you get to Detroit as a
traveling performers, you're like, what animals from what wild animals
are available? What creature that does not belong on a
stage of the show in Detroit?

Speaker 4 (02:18:23):
Right?

Speaker 6 (02:18:23):
Can we trot out and like like like that can't
be the whole like just walking behind him. Can't be
the whole jokes. Let's see what he will be like, whoa,
there was a kangaroo and then he goes back into
his act.

Speaker 4 (02:18:35):
Well, let's let's have Mike Apps fill in the blanks.
I think this is the video I was I heard
part of, So here we go. I made a bad decision,
you know, I made a bad move.

Speaker 25 (02:18:48):
And I'm always on TMZ guys, I'm make mistakes all
the time, you know, But when it comes to animals, man,
I'm an animal lover.

Speaker 22 (02:18:57):
Man.

Speaker 25 (02:18:57):
If you go through my Instagram, I've been to kangaroo
preservations over there in Australia, feeding kangaroos.

Speaker 4 (02:19:04):
I've I've been an animal lover since I was a kid.
The plan was to while I was on the stage.

Speaker 25 (02:19:11):
Was to take the kangaroo and just run across the
back of the stage and like, I didn't know what
was going on, and I was the crowd was gonna
laugh and I was gonna turn around and.

Speaker 4 (02:19:20):
Be like, what the hell was that? But that's not
what happened.

Speaker 25 (02:19:23):
They ended up bringing the kangaroo up and wanting to
show the kangaroo off on the front of the stage,
and it just made me look bad man, And like
I said, I apologize to all my fans, to everybody
out there to seen this. This was bad on my
part and It'll never happen again. And I'm looking forward
to donate money to the Kangaroo Foundation Viva. I'm looking

(02:19:48):
forward to doing anything that has.

Speaker 4 (02:19:50):
To involve Is there a Kangaroo Foundation?

Speaker 3 (02:19:53):
And is it called vivava meaning Peter no or he
said viva.

Speaker 4 (02:19:58):
I think he said viva though, Okay, that is here's
a guy that knows he's in trouble, that that there's
a lot of people pissed off. So I kind of
believe him.

Speaker 7 (02:20:07):
It sounds like it doesn't seem like any I don't
know why a kangaroo was I mean, is it from.

Speaker 2 (02:20:12):
The local zoo?

Speaker 1 (02:20:13):
Like?

Speaker 2 (02:20:14):
How did he get the hook up? That part of
why did that come into his options for that performance?

Speaker 4 (02:20:19):
That evening there?

Speaker 2 (02:20:20):
It is, it's a real thing. Save the Kangaroo dot
com Viva Viva.

Speaker 7 (02:20:24):
Okay, so he did the research, he knows where I
have a feeling that they're saving kangaroos.

Speaker 4 (02:20:29):
Someone had an idea and knew somebody and said, hey, man,
I could get a kangaroo for your show. And then
he's probably like, all right, running across the stage, quick
and easy and simple and.

Speaker 3 (02:20:38):
In today's modern worlds, and I go with their phone,
what the fuck was that was?

Speaker 4 (02:20:41):
Kangaroo? I got where he's going right then? You know,
so I don't believe he meant to bring the kangaroo
on stage and scare the fuck out of it, because
that's what people are really pissed off about. Obviously, what
he had planned and what ended up happening are two
different things.

Speaker 3 (02:20:55):
Bad joke going wrong.

Speaker 4 (02:20:56):
But he's trying to explain, but unfortunately people don't want
to listen to the explanation. They'll still try to crucify this.

Speaker 3 (02:21:02):
You know, my caps right, he should get some of
the little skippy fake kangaroo arms and just have it
like caressing his face and making it like him and
the kangaroo. All you see is the arms come in,
just caressing his face. It's okay, Mike, Everything's gonna be fun.

Speaker 2 (02:21:14):
Do you know what that's about, Doug.

Speaker 4 (02:21:16):
That's why I'm laughing right away. Jim Jefferies is a
show on Australia of the show Again Skippy, Thank You
Give Me?

Speaker 3 (02:21:22):
The bost Kangaroo was an animal like last. He was
an animal show, big hit in Australia for years and
years and years.

Speaker 4 (02:21:27):
But they needed the kangaroo do kangaroo to do certain things.
So comes out that they just had kangaroo, dead kangaroo arm,
dead kangaroo arms, so they could just like you know,
you film the kangaroo doing some crazy ship.

Speaker 3 (02:21:41):
Playing the drums, see like that, like that those are
fake and then he's dragging the boat in and then
when one of them is playing the drums.

Speaker 4 (02:21:47):
Yeah, those are just dead kangaroo arms that they used.
The fielding to Skippy actually picked stuff up.

Speaker 7 (02:21:55):
Well it's talented, but a talented prop person could have
made fake.

Speaker 3 (02:22:00):
What Jefferys was fascinated by this and couldn't wait to
tell us enough about it, you know, And I believe.

Speaker 2 (02:22:05):
It did come out that they ended up using dead kangaroo.

Speaker 3 (02:22:08):
He's playing the piano, he.

Speaker 4 (02:22:13):
Kills the snake, he's waving.

Speaker 2 (02:22:16):
Wow, this kangaroo could open for my gaps. Let's go
back to my gap.

Speaker 4 (02:22:20):
So I let him explain a little fay. I don't
think he explains how him and the kangaroo got together,
but go ahead, Paul.

Speaker 25 (02:22:29):
Cruelty to animals just to show people that I love animals.

Speaker 3 (02:22:32):
Man, do you think they should take this kangaroo away
from the owner?

Speaker 25 (02:22:38):
I mean, look, my whole theory on that is that,
you know, there's so many animals out there in the
wild who don't get a chance to live long that
don't they don't have anyone to care for them.

Speaker 9 (02:22:53):
I think that.

Speaker 25 (02:22:55):
I think the guy is never coming from a malash
spot in his heart about the animal. I think he
takes care of the animal. I think that he looks
out for the animal. The entertainment part that gets a
little tricky. I think that he should not bring the
animal out for entertainment.

Speaker 4 (02:23:14):
See, it's still a little shady, all right. I mean
he had agreed, he had to agree to have the
kangaroo on the stage or running behind the stage at
the very least.

Speaker 3 (02:23:24):
Right, Yeah, I thought he said he meant two dudes,
who were I went to your zookeepers or something.

Speaker 2 (02:23:29):
It just sounded like a good idea. It sounded fun
to him.

Speaker 7 (02:23:32):
And then and then once he sees it happening, and
then right, you know, we didn't get to see what
he said about it after the kangaroo left.

Speaker 2 (02:23:40):
Like if he did twenty minutes on you know, kangaroo abuse, or.

Speaker 7 (02:23:46):
If he uh, or if he just continued the show
and you know, and then maybe maybe it wasn't until
TMZ called the first time they reached out to him.
Maybe that's when he realized that you think he might
have animal activist groups would be mad about.

Speaker 4 (02:23:59):
That he broke out his fuck kangaroos. I don't know,
I don't know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (02:24:06):
I get that it'd be kind of funny to have
a kangaroo run through, but it seemed very super half assed.

Speaker 4 (02:24:11):
Have you guys ever had an idea like that go
horribly wrong, Maybe not with a kangaroo, but something else
that you thought would work in your set or something
you know, out of the ordinary, and realized, oh, fuck,
that was just not smart. You're smiling a little bit fake. Well,
I'm thinking about one where it worked well too.

Speaker 3 (02:24:30):
I'm thinking of one where it went wrong, But I'm
thinking I took a shot at There was this female
comic from England and she wasn't that good, and she
was Pakistani I think, and after September eleventh, she started
getting the little spots on stage every now and then
because she would walk out on stage and say my
name is this, and was speaking you know, Pakistani and

(02:24:50):
go or it's really this, at least that's what it
says on my pilot's license, like she's part of the
September one, right, So and all the comics over there,
they're like, you know, she's only getting on stage. She's
been doing these same old stupid jokes. She's just getting
on because she's written this pilot size some things go
September level. She's really she can't do the twenty minutes.
She's really not that good. And so we were at
the Comedy Store one night in London and she was

(02:25:10):
right in front of me, and I told the MC
while she was on stage, and she's not doing that well,
but she's open with that joke.

Speaker 4 (02:25:15):
They've kind of laughed.

Speaker 3 (02:25:16):
Then now she's eating it for the next eighteen minutes.
And I told him, I'm like, when you introduce me,
I'm not going to walk out right away. So introduced
me like three times. But when I don't walk out
right away, just keep doing it. And eventually I walked
out after the third time, and I said, sorry, everybody,
I had to kick the fucking shit out of that
idiot woman backstage. So I opened my set with that,

(02:25:36):
Sorry I couldn't get out here right now. But after
that pilot shoke it, I had to fucking slap that
bitch wow, and the whole place went ape shit. They
loved her, was like five hundred people, and then I
had a good set after that.

Speaker 4 (02:25:44):
It was all right.

Speaker 3 (02:25:45):
So that could have gone wrong if I would have
back fire, but you know, I took a chance, but
it ended up working. Had she been funnier, they probably
wouldn't have liked me shitting on her right off the bat.
But you knew, I knew, yeah, knew right exactly They're
going to go with my laugh is immediately going to
be bigger than anything.

Speaker 2 (02:25:59):
I hope for eighteen minutes after her opening, I hope,
did you have one, Doug.

Speaker 7 (02:26:04):
I've been in there thinking of one, and uh I
can't can't come up with one. But I you know,
if in the next couple of days I think I want,
I'll lay it on you. That's all good, because uh,
I'm sure there's something along the way, because there's always
you know, these crazy things that happen when they're like
this will be a good idea, I mean certainly, like, uh, yeah,
I've been too drunk on stage a few times, and

(02:26:25):
you know that that always feels like a good idea
until you reach that point where oh shit, this is
and then you realize this is bad, this is too drunk.

Speaker 3 (02:26:32):
Yeah, you know, I swung to grab the microphone stand
to hold myself up because I felt myself weaving and
fucking missed it and just did a swing and a
miss and almost fell down.

Speaker 4 (02:26:44):
And the same thing.

Speaker 3 (02:26:45):
Now I'm standing like, and you just said, I my ah,
probably think you could drink on your birthday into a show.
Probably want a good idea there now, mister tequila down
in Texas. Yes, exactly.

Speaker 4 (02:26:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:26:53):
I came off stage once at the im problem less
and just like I just nailed that drunk set, I'm
drunk and I could still do comedy. And a friend
of mine comes up to me and goes, you know,
you said one of your jokes three times in that set. Wow,
And I probably got a big laugh each time because
the audience is probably like laughing at I'm so drunk
that we're hearing the same joke again, Like, so I
couldn't distinguish it as bombing because they were laughing at

(02:27:17):
how drunk they were laughing at you know, it felt
like a good set.

Speaker 9 (02:27:19):
You know.

Speaker 4 (02:27:20):
Have you ever been too high on their ever?

Speaker 3 (02:27:25):
Now, the first time I used to.

Speaker 2 (02:27:26):
I've been too high in real life situations, but not
not on stage.

Speaker 4 (02:27:30):
Yeah, I got my story too long.

Speaker 6 (02:27:32):
Like sometimes I'm so high, like I just feel like
music is coming on and stopping whatever I'm doing.

Speaker 4 (02:27:41):
You're out right there. Yeah, that is the Doug Benson.

Speaker 2 (02:27:44):
You're taking a day off and then join me later
this week.

Speaker 4 (02:27:47):
Come back later in the week and Friday. Douglas Movies
dot com.

Speaker 3 (02:27:50):
Yeah, did you do two on Sunday and one on
Monday or just the one on Monday?

Speaker 2 (02:27:54):
We just did Sunday night and Monday.

Speaker 4 (02:27:57):
There are two new ones up.

Speaker 2 (02:27:58):
There's two new ones.

Speaker 4 (02:27:59):
Sorry, there you go. Check him out. Doug will do
Thursday and Friday. I'm losing Vic for a little while.
He's hitting the road with Kathleen Maddigan.

Speaker 3 (02:28:05):
I'm going to Chicago tomorrow and I'm in Bloomington, Galesburg
and Naperville, which is Chicago Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Back
at the Village Underground for the ten o'clock show on Monday.

Speaker 2 (02:28:13):
That's the next time we see you. That's it, I'll
be yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (02:28:16):
So we'll see at the Village Underground you should do.

Speaker 2 (02:28:18):
Are you gonna be back to do the show on
that Monday?

Speaker 4 (02:28:20):
I fly back in on Sunday, so sure?

Speaker 1 (02:28:22):
All right?

Speaker 3 (02:28:22):
Yeah, so we can cram this down their fucking throats
one more time.

Speaker 2 (02:28:25):
We should What the fuck?

Speaker 4 (02:28:26):
Yeah, what the fuck? Always a pleasure to do radio
with Vic Kenley and Doug Benson. Thanks to Christa Stefano
as well. We got any plugs of you Rock We're good.

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