Dems CAVED Getting Nothing & China has a TP Problem

Opie kicks off Veterans Day 500 ft above NYC with Ron the Waiter (who shows up late because he was on “shit #2”). We go DEEP on China’s new public-toilet system — scan QR code → watch ad → get exactly SIX squares of TP (repeat as needed). Opie declares it’s absolutely coming to America. Then we spiral into Shane Gillis bombing on Manningcast, how insane it is that Shane even got INTO West Point, Ron’s Mossad cousin nobody is allowed to talk about, Opie's possible-CIA West Point buddy who ghosted with all his clothes still in our closet, and finally the full Aunt Bea saga: the evil Polish witch-grandma who sued Opie's broke mother, had a backyard that literally only had clouds over it, and got left on her deathbed with “I’ll be in the car.” Plus: an incredible AI-animated Opie & Anthony Christmas special trailer drops, We somehow end up in Belle Harbor, Queens. Easily the most unhinged Opie Radio podcast yet. Happy Veterans Day — thank you for your service (and for letting us rant about this dumb shit).

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Good morning, everybody, Welcome to my live stream. We are
five hundred feet above the streets of New York City.
The sun is gonna come up behind me, and.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I want to start by saying a Happy Veterans Day
to everybody. Hope you have a good one. And I say, yeah,
happy Veterans Day. Let's celebrate your military service. Let's celebrate
the people are no longer with us because they fought
for this damn country and gave me the opportunity to
rant about stupid shit because elsewhere in America, well not,

(00:36):
oh my god, I said elsewhere in America, which it's
not true yet, but you know, we could be heading
that way, especially here in New York City. So maybe
that was a good, solid fraudy and slip. But you
know there are places around the world you can't you
can't be just rant and raving about trying to find
a stupid parking space in New York City.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I got a flyaway. That's okay, I got rid of
the floe away.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Good Good morning to Nick, Good morning to Ted Pallawata,
Good morning to Scott Watson. There's one of our veterans
right there. Did I do it right? Zebafa, did I
do it right? The Marines celebrated their birthday as well,
So Scott Watson, I hope you and the rest of
our veterans enjoyed today.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Seriously enjoy today. Celebrate. That's what we should be doing.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I just want to celebrate another day of.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Is that our best celebration song? I think it might
be right? Good morning, Alex seven three eight? Oh, how
are you?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
We got round the wai or he should be joining
me any second unless I fed up the link.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I don't know. We'll see, but we got a lot
going on, man.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Government shutdown is just about over, and then we could
get get right to business. And that's releasing the Epstein files,
because that's all we care.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
About in America.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
We don't care about our health, our healthcare costs going
through the roof.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
We want to see who's on the goddamn Epstein list, right,
of course? What's up? Vincent? Scaring Meves though? Thank you
for your service? All yeah, hell yeah, man, I can't
do that.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I would be a scaredy cat, you know if I
if I was in a warzone, are you kidding me?
I don't know how how they do it. I would
be finding trees. I would be finding bushes. I would
get a straw and jump in some kind of water.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
And just like breathe through the straw. As the action's
going on around me. I would be way way too scared.
So yes, I respect the military every every chance I get.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
You know, I when I see military, I say it,
just like anyone else, thanks for your service.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
But I but I do it this way.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I go thanks for your service, and they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
because they hear it a lot, I.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Go, no, grab their hand.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I look right in their eyes, thank you for your
service because I couldn't do it. That's what you do.
You really make sure they understand that you mean it right?
Is Ron a veteran. Ron is a veteran of the
thousand Psychic was that's Rod.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Ron is a veteran of VET. What's up, DJ? How
are you? Mike Long? How are you CJ? How are you?
Didd hey? Blood? What's up? Legomes? It looks like I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
My dad always says, you gotta think you are going
to be the the what.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
You're trying to say? All right, thank you, thank you.
I shouldn't read every one of these comments cold.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
But we're just waiting for Roan the way it before
we get going. I do have more info on the.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Toilet paper story from yesterday because we had a doozy
on the live stream yesterday.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Fish guy photos.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Holy shit, dude, I was out east. I was doing
some of that fishing, Chris. I was gonna call you.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I was gonna say, Ony, don't you come on by
with your dog?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Our dogs could play and come by with some of
those montalk beers and we'll sit on the beach.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
But as you know, it was a wash out, so
I no call for you.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Instead, we hung out in the house and just watched
movies and watched my son get sicker and sicker with
the flu after getting a flu shot.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Why did you stop being hit with new video games? Phase? Man,
I don't know what you're talking about. You in New York?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, I'm in New York. It's right behind me, bitches.
As the sun comes up. Good morning, e Alexa or Tez, Oh,
what's up man? Good morning opened everyone. Happy Veterans Day.
Yes so yesterday, I guess I'm just gonna start without
Rye the way that. But yesterday I had a story
about the the Chinese, China's public toilets, I'll force you

(05:00):
to scan QR codes and watch ads for TP. And
a bunch of you reached out after the live stream
and said, oh, I need to know more about this.
What the F is this all about?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Right?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
So I got some info right here, a little deep
dive on what's going on in China. And you know what,
I'm reading this and I'm thinking to myself, this is
completely ridiculous. But then my next thought was, oh my god,
this is coming to America.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's so obvious this is coming to America.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
So in China, you're in the stall, you do your business,
and you need TP, right, so you take your phone,
you scan a QR code on the TVP dispenser.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Next thing, you know, and AD pops up on your phone.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
You watch the AED okay, all right, Oh they got
new dumplings.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh that's great, okay, all right. And then as soon
as the AD's over, sh dispenses six squares of toilet paper.
Six squares?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Who the app.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Beside Chryl Crow, I didn't forget, uh, I could only
need six squares of toilet paper after you do your
business in a shiny stall.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Six squares? Are you kidding me? And then you might say, well,
oh what do you do that?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well, you pick up your phone again and you scan
the QR code and you watch another ad.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Oh look at this, Oh this this drug for eight day?
This is it? Okay?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
All right, all right, all right?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
And then the AD's over six more squares bitches.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
I would be in there all day.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
And I feel sorry for you people that build the
toilet paper nest. Right, I mean, I mean, how many
ads are you gonna have to watch to build your
fucking toilet paper nest?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
I see them.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I see them in the public fucking restrooms in New
York City. You animals building your your toilet paper nest.
Uh So, so you just keep watching ads until you
know the waping's done, you know, and and and then
I was like, okay, this seems crazy, but you know,
there's gonna be an asshole. There's gonna be an asshole

(07:15):
in America that says, you know what, we could do
this here in America.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
What's up, Ron the waiter?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
How are your brother America? What's going on in America? Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, yeah, all right, just just jump in. I'm doing
a story from yesterday. Go ahead, in China and your
audios is very very hot.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
You're coming in hot in China. If you go to
the bathroom in China, right and you want toilet paper,
you can't just get toilet paper anymore. You have to
take your phone and you have to scan a QR code.
And then as soon as you scan the QR code,
an AD bounces up on your phone and you watch
the ad right, and then you're like, okay, AD's over.

(07:59):
Then six, where's a toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Come out?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
You might think to yourself, Ron, I, I need way
more than six squares of toilet paper. Well, at that point,
you take your phone and you scan and watch another
AD to get another six squares of toilet paper until it's.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
All nice and clean back there.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
How crazy is that? You think that's crazy? It sounds crazy,
but you know, damn well, this is coming to America.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Right, can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Now?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh my god, Ron were you listening?

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yes? I was you?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Weird?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
You got you got the screen wear this time? It's
like a you have a different configuration.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
It threw me off, honestly, All right, well, uh I
figure it's like, oh wait, you got three different screens going?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
No, I got two ron and you're very distracted. Your
your ADHD is in full effect today.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I'm fire, I got I got this today. Let's go
jump in, jump in the off.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
I don't know what's going on, but I have to
start with this.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
No, no, no, you're not starting with anything.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
I'm finishing my story, okay with your toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
And they got to turn down your audio a little bit.
This is a great fucking story.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
So then I looked into this more right, and if
you don't want to, if you don't want to watch
the ads because you just want to clean up back there,
you could pay a small fee every time you want
the toilet paper. So now you're paying for toilet paper
in China for your six squares, and if the six
squares isn't enough, you can pay another fee because you
don't want to sit through the ads. So then I

(09:34):
was like, well, what the fuck did they have before
this and why are they doing this? And it turns
out in China and you you work in the bar
and restaurant business, so I wanted to get your two
cents on this roun. In China, they got a major
problem with people stealing toilet paper. Major problem, major, I
was down on my luck and buffalo doing radio. When

(09:56):
I first started out, I was making twelve thousand a year.
I was collecting cans to eat. I did everything I
could to, you know, survive my first radio job.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
And I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Every once in a while, if you saw a roll
laying around, you grab it. But in China is such
a problem. They decided to have this system before this
where they scanned your face. They scanned your face to
dispense toilet paper.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Oh, this is actually ringing a bell.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
I saw like it was one of those you know
when you're like it's like two thirty in the morning
and you're watching you ever watched CNN International?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Oh god, though, why would you? Why would you do that?

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Whatever? And so they do international news, and that was
one of the news. It was in China like.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Apparently, yeah, if there's like rolls of paper that they
does take it all. I don't know what the issue is. Yeah,
don't they have the days that's your hand.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
The hand too.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
But all right, to finish, suh up my long winded
TP story. So then, so before this system, it would
scan your face and go, all right, you look like
you need toilet paper. And they would give you the
six squares, right, and then if.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
You needed more.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
This is what's crazy about the whole thing. You had
to wait in the stall nine minutes to get more
toilet paper because they're basically saying you don't need anymore.
They just they just watch your stupid face sitting on
the bowl, and then nine minutes later they're like, all right,
we'll give you more TP.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
All right, run, I had I literally have something so
clever to say.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Go you're lost it? No, but I lost it.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I fuck you see today?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Were you out late last night?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Were you working? What's going on?

Speaker 4 (11:50):
You?

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Right? I'm good? All right, I'm good. Fuck. I had
some good to say about what you were talking about.
Now listen to me, Yes, before we start, we I
think you said.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
I've been doing this for twelve minutes, like started with.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
I know you've been talking about fucking pieces of uh
you're talking about toilet paper being rationed in China. Do
we have any viewers left? My question is is anybody.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Wants you through the roof?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
And the chat has never been hotter. This is a
very fucked up story.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Wrong, I remember, I remember, I remember now I remember?
So before we start, Oh, look at the sun like
going right through you. Oh my god, look at that? Hello,
look at that?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
What's going what's going on with you? Today?

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Listen? Before?

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Did you did you actually look at that thing I
sent you on Instagram?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
I did? I did?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yes, It's like like she said, hey, please like show Opie.
I think he would really appreciate it. So was it
anything worthwhile?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
It was great?

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Ron? Now hopefully I can't see your face now, Ron?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
What is what? For real? What is happening to you?

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Nothing except bothering you. Did you get the night's sleep?
Did you go out last night and party?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Do you go? I'm good?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Are you good? Ron?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
I've never been better. I don't know what you want
me to do. Cotwheels.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I'm watching it jump in like.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
I'm jumping in. Yes, I'm trying to.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Right, got it? Now, I gotta play this thing.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
I'm trying to jump in on your toilet paper. It's
not easy.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Well, Ron, all right, now I gotta Now, I gotta
go to the thing that was sent to you right
because I downloaded it.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Oh my god, Ron, you're killing me today.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
All right?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yes, somebody in the own a universe is starting or building.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
What are they building.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Ron, you got the backstory on this because you said
it to me. I didn't even know about this.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
So one of my one of my big fans, who
was originally an an Opie and Anthony fan, like from like,
she's she's an O G O N A fan and
now she's becoming of a bigger fan because of me.
So we DM each other and it turns out she's

(14:29):
a legit. She truly truly loves you, and she's I
think she I think she may have actually formed like
a fan club called the non uh non Hating Opie
or something like that.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
That's wonderful. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
So anyways, she she apparently there's some Christmas animated thing
with you and Anthony and some guy named Ron Bennington,
and she said Opie would love it.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
So what do you think? Ron?

Speaker 1 (15:05):
All right, now I gotta look this up.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Step out of it, OPI rob step out of it.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
You.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
You came in like, I don't know where your head
is at today.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
I had to I had to sit on the sideline
for seven more minutes.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
No toil the paper, Ron, But I said, I sent
you the link, and I said, jump right in. We
got a lot to do today. But I was trying
to not understand. So then you jumped in the middle
of a story. All right, your your Your texting me was, hey,
check your Instagram. I sent you something one of your

(15:41):
fans thought you would find funny. Right, And they're uh,
they're doing uh, they're doing some kind of uh. It's
called story time, uh Opie and Anthony something something. It's
a Christmas special and it's animated and they're using AI
and I got the trailer and here it is.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
So keep your bouth shut for about a minute.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Look its line up, your little bastards. All right, pipe down,
It is a story. Let's talk business to hear the magic.
You got to give a little magic in return. I'm
talking ten bucks of pop, kiddos, cough it up.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
That's the spirit. Ten bucks each. Ten bucks ain't asking much,
you little rube. I don't have any This ain't a
free show.

Speaker 7 (16:27):
Come on, man, I wish Fezi was here. Okay, fine,
you can owe me the catch later. It is the
holiday season, after all. Just go get it from your
mother's purse. Got the round kids. This time of year
always reminds me of the good old days and all
my old buddies who I haven't seen in a while.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
I'm gonna tell you kids the story of the two
dumbest people that I've ever met in my entire life.
And you interrupt me again, I'll kick you right in
your little teeth. This is the story of Opie and Anthony.
But it all started one dark night on Long Island.

Speaker 8 (17:10):
You know Greeceman and Word and Man Man I've never
seen that, and case Man Art and likes bod you
you know, the most studiost s duo of all.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
And there you go. That's that's the Uh, that's the trailer.
Uh now I messed up? Are all right? There you go,
that's the trailer. And I want to give the guy
a plugs. Let me show up.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
That was amazing his his YouTube channels called the Big
As Prize Closet.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
So there you go if you want to check it
out yourself.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Okay, the open Anthony Christmas Trailer twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
I would assume there's gonna be way more to that,
So there you go. Thank you for turning me on
to that rock.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Now, Oh did I redeem myself?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Can I say one more thing?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Speaking of Anthony?

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Right, you brought it up he's he's this is the conspiracy,
he says, you you make the sun do that on
purpose so we can't see your your old.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Ages sprinkles and sun spots. Is he right, it's happening.
Is it coincidence?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
I mean this this shot obviously, is is it the best?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
A cold shotgun?

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Now, with daylight savings time, I'm going to start these
shows even earlier because the goal is to like start
in the darkness and and my face is lit up.
You can see every fucking wrinkle and saggy ie and
and my bird lips.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
You can see everything. You can see that some of
the hair is going away on top.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
And then the thing is then you see the sun
coming up behind me as we're finishing the line stream
that that's that's my That's what I like doing every morning.
So I start these things even earlier so that that
goal is accomplished.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
That's why we're here. Ob We go from the that's
why we're here. We go from the darkness into the light.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
We'll talk about that later with the eleven eleven poodle later.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I'm all, I'm almost close to wrapping up already, Rod,
and you haven't done ship.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
You know I timed it.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
You went seventeen minutes on Chinese toilet paper. I'm surprised
that I didn't pull us off the ear.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
There's there's no air to pull us off.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
There's a reason, but we're not getting the big job offers.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
I go on, I go rod jump right in.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Seven minutes later, you pop in your seven what's going on?

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Here's me? Well, you think it's.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
A weird tangent about something that's that that the only
universe is doing right now?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
By the way, because of me, the Opie and Ronnie
Show started off with a fucking grand slam walk off
home run. That animated video was actually really fucking good.
Before I know, the woman's going nuts because she's like
I would like it.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
It's absolutely amazing and I look forward to to more
on that.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Okay, all right, so.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Now the reason I didn't pop in right away because
I was in the bathroom doing things.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
I was actually on ship number two.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Congratulations that you know, thank god you're not in China
because that would have cost you.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
No.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Dude, if they can't get dola paper, what are they
using cats?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Can you imagine?

Speaker 4 (20:51):
HEYOPI let me ask you this question since we're on
this subject, because this is interesting.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
What subject? I don't even know what subject we're on.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
When you get up? Yeah, how quickly from the time
you get up to the time you take it?

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Ship? Is it? Minutes? Is it?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Answer? I already answered you you're you're you're a mile
behind me today a mile?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
How long I answered before I knew the whole question.
Five seconds?

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Oh, you're right away immediately too. I think I think
that's a very good sign that you're healthy.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Immediately. I'm on the bowl immediately.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Within ten minutes, like I'm I'm pooping. I think that's
a very good sign.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Yeah. Anyways, before we get started.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
We started.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Now you know it's stock when I say it.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
We're almost done already.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
So I think this guy's been on your show. Who
so just let me let me so. I I think one.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Of the best things on television is if you go
to ESPN two and watch Monday Night Football.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Monday Night Football with Peyton and Eli is the great
a show on Earth because they.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
They're funny, fucking funny, but they really do their two
By the way, they're two Super Bowl MVP quarterbacks, two
Hall of famers, giving you the fucking they give you
the insight in layman's terms. Yes, it's dude, there's so
much better than the commentators on on regularly.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Guess you get it. They're very very great alternative to
the regular broadcast.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
And you know, more and more, uh more and more
of this is is happening as we as we speak.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
So yes, right, and uh take Manning like he could
add he could definitely have a career as a comedic actor.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
So guess who they had on a guest yesterday? And
he was a fucking dud. I was like, dude, how
is this guy so successful? How is this guy one
of the biggest right now?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Who?

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Shane gillis like? He wasn't good? He was their guest.
He was like sometimes one word answers. He kind of
just was like just a mope.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
I wonder what that means if I was drunk.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
I don't know. He really wasn't a good guess.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Well, some of these guys, you know, they're really really
funny and stuff, but then when it comes to just
kind of conversing, they have a tough time with it.
They need to converse in jokes and ahead.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
No, no, I what I'm gonna say is because you
said it too.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
You're like, you know, some of these comedians they're fucking
they're killers on stage and the lights thrown me off,
and but in person they're duds.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Or they're you know, they're they're not very good conversationalist, right,
And I think that's who Shane Gillis is, Like they
like they had the broad stuff out of him. If like,
if he was on your show, if I brought him on,
and if he wasn't a big name, you would go run.
He was horrible, Like, don't bring him on again.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
I mean, I mean, his style is a little bit
mellower and uh, you know, dry and slow. So maybe
that doesn't work on a you know, a high octane
octane show.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
No, But has he been on your show?

Speaker 1 (24:04):
I don't know. I don't think so. Some of these
guys were on our show before they were hugely famous,
so I would love to know.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Honestly, the answer is probably no, most likely no. But
I would love to know if we said no to him,
because some of these guys, we had Every comedian in
the world wanted to be on Opiate Anthony at the time,
and some of these guys we had to say no
to because we didn't know who they were. I wonder
if Shane Kills trying to get on the show and
we said no, that'd be hilarious.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Well he's all but I mean, he's in that same
circle heat, dude, he's a freak or guest on skank Fest.
Like everybody he hangs out with started out on your show.
I bet you probably said no to him like whatever,
because you had at the time, you had a stable
of comics.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
All right, listen to me.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
If he's on skank Fest on a regular basis, then yeah,
you know, those guys aren't going to allow you to
suck on their on their show. So he's probably really good.
He probably was intimidated by the Mannings and they're giant
fucking melods.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
They ridiculous heads.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
You ever see Peyton Manning with his stupid helmet on,
He looked ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
He's got a massive forehead.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
He just honestly, he looked like a guy like I
can't believe television like it was like any and you know,
by the way, he was just on SNL again.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Okay, but here's the interesting The.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
One interesting story he talked about was did you know
he do you know how hard it is to get
into West Point.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
I would I would assume it's extremely hard.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
No, No, it's the hardest institution in America. To get
into you have to be nominated by both your senators.
You have to be like varsity captain this. You have
to be like uh, college prep courses, yeah, to get into.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
We have a friend that went to West Point really yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
The personalities they're like souper everything.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, and uh and we're convinced that he uh he
was c i A because then after his military career,
he went overseas, he fought you know, uh, Happy Veterans
Day to him as well.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I don't want to mention his name here.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
And then uh and then his uh, then his life
got insanely shady. He would be calling us from all
over the fucking world and I'm like, where are you?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
And at what point he said he was in Australia,
I think playing hockey. I'm like, well what he what?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
And then and then he would live in Dubai and
then like he was all over the place and we
would ask you what what what he was doing?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
What?

Speaker 3 (26:38):
It sounds like he was an intelligence.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Well that's what I'm saying. Yeah, he never officially said
what he did. So we connected the dots and said,
you know what, he's got to be c I a this.
This is a weird fucking career he has where he's here,
he's there.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
And then he would come.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
He would show up at our apartment here in New
York City. He would stay for a couple of days.
He's a childhood friend of my wife and and and
we became good friends over the years.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
And he would he be like, Hey, I'm in New York.
Why you're in New York. He wouldn't say why he
was in New York.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
He literally wouldn't say, and he can I stay in
your place for a day or two?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
I'm like, sure, no problem.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
And then we'd wake up in the morning and he'd
be gone and leave all his clothes behind.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
No, this is the fucking born identity.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
This is this guy's like, let me just say this,
just people really understor ahead, go or.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Is this a podcast called uh, let's talk for ten
seconds and then interrupt because I need to say something.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Is that the name of our new podcast?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
No, I'm just trying to seculate ten second Ronnie.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Let's call this podcast ten second Ronnie.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
No but I want to I want to ask us,
have your chance if look around, it's just me and you.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
If I could finish my thought, pop in it's just
me and you. No one else is going to interrupt us.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Ronnie all I wanted to say, just to finish the story,
Like we would wake up, he'd be gone. He would
leave his clothes in the closet for another year or two.
He wouldn't even come back for his fucking clothes, And
then we wouldn't even and then my wife would text
him like, hey, where'd you go? And we would we
would hear it back from him, maybe a week, two weeks,
a month later, he goes, Oh, I'll come back and

(28:14):
get my clothes, you know, next time I'm in New York.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Did he go through his clothes? You go through his pockets?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, you know what a little thinner than me. But
some of the stuff fit. So I got some nice
things out of it.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
No, I mean, like, was there anything like.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
No like notes and shit.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
No, No, it's just basic shit.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Like it wasn't a little vial of like liquid, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
No, no, nothing like that. But he was shady, bro.
He was shady.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
So the point I want to make is is you
think he's like, you know, like James Bond, Jason Borne
or James Bond.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, that's all. I don't even I don't have anything
else on him.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
That's that's what.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
It's very shady.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
But the truth is, Opie and the CI got the
CIA guy.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
They you know, there's a code. You don't talk about it.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
You don't talk about You're ever even nothing CIA do
you You just you shut your mouth. You never tell
anybody that that that you were in the CIA.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
It's very, very mysterious.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
So the reason I believe everything you say is what
I'm trying to the point I'm trying to emphasize is
I don't think people realize how difficult it is.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
To get into West Point. You are. It's like talk done, man.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
You are the best of the best of the best
in everything. That's where presidents come from. Yeah, look at
all the presidents in generals who come out of West Point.
West Point is the leadership of America. So yeah, I'm
convinced this is this is what this guy does. Like

(29:51):
I'm sure at high school, like you your wife grew
up with them.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Or you did, no my wife.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
He's from Philly.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
I'm sure your wife would say. This guy I was
like the most you know he was.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
He was captain of this he was, you know, on
the debate team.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
He was very popular.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Well he was, uh, he was very good for a
while at hockey.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
I bet he was a good looking guy too, right,
good looking guy, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yeah, so I the whole package, dude. And honestly we've
lost touch with him. I don't know where he is now.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
I bet he speaks fucking four or five languages. Exactly, No, exactly,
I'm not joking. This is always talking.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
About West Point. I mean it's a good tangent and
it was a good story and stuff. But why are
we talking about it today?

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (30:33):
We talked about because oh so the best story about
Shane Gillis is he fucking failed out of West Point.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Like the fact that he was able to get No,
that's what I'm saying. The fact that Shane Gillis was
able to get into the west Point right is so
fucking impressive. Like that means Shane Gillis in high school
was a fucking stud. Yeah, they going stud because.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
He he he accepted West Point and was on the
varsity football team. And then he said three months later
he failed out. Wow, kind of like, dude, it's anything else.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
And he comes on, Shane gillis, do you want to
talk about this Chipotle or what else you want?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
What do you want? What else you got on him?

Speaker 4 (31:22):
So I want to go back to your your your
fucking intelligence friend.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
So I used to live in Israel. Yeah, and my fa.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I have family in Ramagand, which is a suburb of
Tel Aviv, and I had I had a cousin and
I one time asked about to him in front of
the family and like, hey, so what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I said in Hebrew? Like what do you do with Savah?
Is the military? In Hebrew?

Speaker 4 (31:51):
I'm like, so what are you doing the military? And
like everyone like I'm not joking to it, Like everyone
stopped what they were doing. The father was in the kitchen,
right you heard you heard glasses and plates being put down. Yeah,
And everyone walked towards me, like and from the dining
room the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Everyone, no, I'm not joking.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I said, I said, oh damn, and.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Cador like circled me and said, you can never ask
that question again. If you do you will be asked
to leave, Ronnie. This is very serious. We don't talk
about it, we don't ask questions. If you can't obey

(32:38):
by this, you can't stay here. And it was never
discussed again. He was in the massade, so you have
to be you know, when you're in the massade, your
entire family is at risk of being of being assassinated.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
He was straight up in the massade. This guy's all
over the world.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
This guy, you know, he's in Argentina, you know he's
in Bucking Eastern.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
You're like, do it doing?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
How do you know where he was? If he's supposed to.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Be were everywhere, man, but everywhere.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
You're not supposed to know. You're not supposed to know
where these guys are.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
And he couldn't have been cooler, Like he was one
of those guys where you didn't have to say a
fucking word and you're like, I think I love him.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Like he had that aura of like you felt by
the way you know what it is, you felt safe
around him. Yeah, he was one of those guys like,
no matter what's going on, if I'm with this guy,
I am going to be protected.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Well, that's like living in Belle Habba.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
And and also and I know this for a fact.
I don't know for a fact, but because you need.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Do you need me today? Because I could just I
could just go.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
No, I'm just like bing bing me because I could.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Just like I could just go, I'll go work out.
I'll do my tibetan uh work out.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
I'm trying to give you a break, Opie.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I feel like Rod, you're babbling about what.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Spies?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
All right?

Speaker 2 (34:13):
And then I said, you know you talking about how
safe you felt around this guy. I said, you know,
that's like living in Belle Habba. Do you know what
why I mentioned bell hob By the way?

Speaker 3 (34:23):
I didn't. I didn't get that reference.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
That's where all the NYPD and FDN Y live. They
decided to live in one community. So could you imagine
living in bell.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Hobba, Maine.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
You'd walk down that street not a worry in the world,
knowing NYPD's all around you, retired guys carry Huh.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Isn't Belle hobb in Maine?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Oh? Oh? Did I miss that up?

Speaker 4 (34:49):
You said Belle Hobbit. Dude, that's fucking in Maine. You see, Opie.
The reason I have to keep talking is because drawn Yeah,
This is why, this is why I have to keep
going because you're you're saying, NYPD are all in Maine.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Wait where are they? Somebody will help me out.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
In the I think it's New Jersey. That's the dude.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
They made a movie about it called Copland with with
so that's the loan?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Is it not Queen's you.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Bitch bell Habit Queen's Bell.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Haba Queens, New York residential neighborhood. Okay, it's b E
L L E.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Hey do you remember? Do you remember they made that
sort of semi autoba auto biographical movie called Copland where
it was like Star Stallons.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Dramatic, Yeah, yeah, of course and ray Leoda. That was
literally about that. It was like this one village in
New Jersey where every every fucking house was was police
and they were all sucking in it together. They were

(36:01):
all crooked. And this was really based on a true story.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Committing a crime in Belle Harbor, Queens.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
You wouldn't have to be out of your fucking mind
trying to car jack or do or any petty crime.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
All right, Ron, that that's uh, wow, we did well.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
You're from You're from Queen, so you ever been there?

Speaker 1 (36:22):
No, man, I was from a story until it was like.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Four dude, yeah, story is also in Queens.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
We would go back to the neighborhood my dad was
from Flushing. Every time we went back to Flushing, more
and more Chinese signs went up. And now it's like,
you can't even there's not there's not a business with
with English fucking letters on it at this point. And
that was my dad's That was my dad's old neighborhood, Flushing.

(36:48):
And then my mom was from Astoria, and then a
story was a very very Greek community.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Where where exactly was your mother? Where did where exactly
did your mother grow up in Astoria? I don't know,
literally don't like you don't know her house?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
I know where?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Uh, I know her. I know her mom lived in
this brick house.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Wait a minute, in Astoria.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Uh and uh and it had a backyard.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
And I swear my mom's mom, I don't even call
her my grandma was a complete nightmare, complete nightmare.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
And uh, your grandmother was a complete nightmare.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
I never considered her my grandma. And coincidentally we called
her aunt be for her to be because of her
last name. I never called her grandma. When she came
and visited, we hid from her.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
She was a bitch.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Hold on what she did? But what did she do
to you? What was what would your grandmother do you
that was so horrible?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
She didn't do anything to me? She uh, she sued,
She sued, my mom. Yeah, she's a she was a
terrible person.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Ron So so what My mom and dad had seven
kids because of the Catholic Church. Here's the backstory, right,
the Catholic Church said, hey, you have to keep having kids,
no birth control. And obviously my mom's math sucked, so
she couldn't figure it out.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
So she kept popping out kids.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
And I got to a point where she called up
our Lady Queen of Martyrs out there on Long Island
and screamed that father Collagan and said, you people made
me have all these kids. Now he need some goddamn help.
And she said the goddamn And he.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Said, I don't know what to tell you. I mean,
come on buy.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
We might have a couple of free coats, we might
have some canned goods, come on buy.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
I'll try to help a little bit. So then they
were in a tough spot.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
You know, I grew up in extremely poor extremely and
my mom and dad desperately needed help, so they borrowed
money from my aunt B aka as you would say, Graham,
it's to me stand.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
For her last name. I said that part.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
I know, but what is it? I'm just curiosity. I'm
going to say it.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
You know, no, you know? Fuck that?

Speaker 4 (39:10):
So you so, so your family borrowed money from Aunt B.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Get by, right, how much are we talking?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
It was a few, It was a decent number.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
She had it, no problem, and uh she didn't need it,
and uh, my parents weren't paying her back fast enough.
As kids are crawling around the fucking living room. They
weren't paying it back fast enough. So my Aunt B

(39:41):
famously sued my mom suit her legit lawyers court.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Every day to get her fucking money back.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
And so then my mom disowned her because she's like, Wow,
this woman can't be around U, you know, me or
my kids anymore, which God blessed.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
My mom for that.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
I you know, my mom did a lot of great things,
but that stuff is boring for for a live stream
or a radio show. So my mom realized, all right,
I got to keep this woman away from my kids.
She did enough damage to me, meaning my mom, so
she ain't gonna do it to my kids as well,
thank god, because I don't know much about this lady,
and we didn't see it for a really long time.

(40:24):
And then she was dying in the hospital. You've never
heard the story. There's a great story.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
She was dying iping Anthony.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yeah, she was dying in the hospital.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
So, uh, you know, my mom's like, well, I'm going
to go see my mom in the hospital, you know,
And I go, Mom, I'll go with you, just to
support my mom. I didn't give a crap about this
lady whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
So I go to the hospital and.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
She's she's now in a bed, all like all just
dying and shit right, she's not a tough broad anymore.
And she takes one look at me, and I guess
when I was a kid, she used to call me precious.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
You're looking at precious, I'm precious, And she goes, precious,
is that you? And she's dying in her bed. Guess
what I did?

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Ron?

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I want I ask you, what do you think I
did in that situation? Precious? Is that you? Meaning?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
She's now seeing me as more more of a as
an adult, probably in my almost mid twenties, haven't seen
her in at least ten years.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
What do you think I said to her?

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Rad, I don't think you said anything to her. I
think you put a pillow over her face and you went.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
You mother bad.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Is that your answer?

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Uh, I don't know what'd you say? No, my answer
is I think you put a pillow over her face. Yes.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
I like that. I like that answer. I like that answer.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
I turned to my mom and I said, basically, these
aren't the exact words, but you know, because there's been
many years, but I basically said, do what you have
to do.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
I'll be in the car, and I walked out. I
never acknowledged that.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
She said, precious, is that you I walked out.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
On a dying woman.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yeah, and a dying woman. She was a nightmare. We
used to go to her house, right.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
You couldn't on her deathbed? Yeah, I did, Rod, you
couldn't say something.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
I didn't have to run. She wasn't part of my life.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
And then then my dad's grandma was the complete opposite, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
A saint, a sint on earth.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
And what do you can call her grandma?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
She was absolutely awesome and she took the place of
the other one. How about that? A little yang.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Oh man, she was awesome. She was absolutely the polar
opposite side. Right.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Hold on, So one's a nightmare and the other one.
Give me one example of why the other one was
a blessing? What memory? What member do you have of like?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Oh? That sacrificed her whole life to make her sons
and daughters and her grandkids extremely happy.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
She had a beach house.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
In Wading River and we would go there every pretty
much every weekend in the summer, and she would just
make sure everyone was taken care of. I only remember
her stepping on the beach in front of our house once.
She was there cooking and cleaning and setting up cops
for the people that were going to sleep over.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
She was absolutely amazing.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Who your grandmother had a beach house that she lived
in the year round?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeah? Actually she did for a while.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
And where's this? This is long island?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Well I said that part waiting.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
R So hold on, So what did your grandfather do?
I did?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
He owned a fish market in Astoria and dropped. He
dropped dead walking home from work of a heart attack.
Early young my grandma was a widow.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
For wow, when you say young, what are we talking?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
I don't even.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
You know, that's another question I don't know the answer to.
I mean, he was I don't think he was sixty.
He wasn't like young young, but he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
I don't know ron.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
You know, I honestly don't know what his age was.
I should I should look that up.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
He didn't.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
He didn't make it to old age.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
And my grandma was a widow for you know, most
of her most of her life. I never knew her
any other way. I guess my grandfather like held me
when I was like a couple months.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
He owned a fish market in Astoria, I believe so, yes,
I mean, I live in a historian like, is a
fish market still there?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Oh my god, Rob, we're talking a million years ago now,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Maybe it went to this, I would someone else in
the family. I don't out.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I mean, that's another good question that I honestly don't
know the answer to.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
You need one of those, uh, one of those things
where like I tell you your whole fucking family tree, right,
there's a there's a few of them, but the name one, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
But anyway, I want to get back to the other lady.
So we would go to a wait, wait, am I
getting everybody confused? They're flushing in the story.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
I might be getting some of this stuff messed up
because I feel like my my aunt Bee lived in Astoria.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Yeah, we started off in make Wait so.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Then why am I saying my dad did they?

Speaker 3 (45:27):
I don't know your dad had a fish market in
a story? No, because I was like.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Warrior too, But my dad had flushing roots.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Oh my god, I gotta I gotta like brush up
on some of the stuff. Anyway, listen, So I would
go to my aunt Bee's house. We would have to
go there when we were very, very young. The house
was insanely sterile. No personality, dark drapes drawn, no light
would would come into this little brick house. I hate

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brick houses to this day. By the way, if you
need to know, they triggered me and.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Then lived one.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
And then my grandma, Oh, I said, Grandma, because of you,
great thanks rod uh.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
And then she would go, kids, go outside.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
What does this guy say it, Ronald, mister Opie ever
thought about getting the f over it?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Over? What though?

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Over childhood? He's trying to say, you go to more.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I'm good now, these are just great stories to tell.
I don't give a ship. To be honest with you,
I don't give a shit.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
If you have more on that, Ronald, you know, let
me know. But and then she would say, all right, kids,
go in the backyard because she didn't want us in
our funck. She didn't want us in our house. She
had a humble collection. She was scared we were gonna
break shit, and uh, we go in the backyard. I
swear to you, ron this is like out of a
fucking movie. It was a beautiful neighborhood. Everyone had like

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pristine lawn's, nice backyard, small fenced in, right, and you
would step in our backyard.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
There were no grass. Everything was like muddy and dirt, right.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
And soon as you walked into the backyard, like in
a movie, you looked up and there were clouds over
her backyard.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Only this is how I remember visiting her for real.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Not evening about Yeah. And then she sounds like, honestly,
she kind of sounds like a witch, Like witch is
a real. She really does sound like a witch. No sunlight,
dark clouds, doesn't want to be around children. No, seriously,
where is she from? Originally Eastern Europe? Mom, She's there's
something else you don't know, right, she had.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Polish roots, she was half Polish, so.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Oh fuck, she's a witch, guess.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
But I don't. I don't, I don't.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
I literally don't know anything about her and Polish, and
I don't know anything about her husband, who came from Canada.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Hold on, so your mother's Polish, the crazy anty's Polish.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
My mother's Polish. I'm telling you there's something Polish woman
can be.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Very dark and evil like witches. Don't fuck with Polish women.
I'm telling you that. I'm telling they will put a
curse on you.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
All right, so listen.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
So then we'd go in the backyard, and I swear
it felt like there was only a cloud over her
backyard and then there was no pristine grass like everybody else.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
It was kind I.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Remember gray and dirt and twiggy, if that makes sense.
Like her trees were dying in the backyard Halloween, Halloween,
and she had one thing in her backyard. What do
you think was the one thing she had in her backyard?

Speaker 1 (48:37):
The one thing? And to this day, when I see
this one thing, I'll be honest with you. Brick houses
trigger me for real, and this one thing triggers me
like like no one's business. One thing in the backyard.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
I think, one thing that's common in the story that
people have in their backyard.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
I don't know. I mean it's a common thing in general.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Sure, I'm gonna go with a scarecrow.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
A scarecrow. This guy got it, This guy got it.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Wait not til til bike. I don't even know what
that is. What's that one of those like old things
you just.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Take the seat off. Come on? YEAHOK, all right, so
what was it? A dead body?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Stop it?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Well you do on the Jane link fence.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
No, the one item was I'm looking to see if
anyone has it.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Uh, all right.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
A clothes line, Oh my god, that's a good answer,
your old clothes line, a bird.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Bath, a successful career. There you go. Ronald Ronald's back. Oh,
Ronald's like a hater, keep hating.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Robin got a fucking fucking handsome mullet. Thick, dude, he's
got a thick, handsome mullet. It looks like, dude, that's
a guy like in this. If you saw a guy
like that in the seventies, you're like, dude, that guy
has the really good stuff.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
You think that's his real picture? Is he rocking the Mustang.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
No, I think he's very I think Ronald's very proud
of that. And I think if we do a deep
dive on Ronald, there's some portant.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
There's some portant. He's got some point credits.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Oh man, he is rolling some hard drives in the ocean.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
This guy.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
All right, let's do Yeah, you got it. The only
thing she had in her backyard was a bird bath.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Well I did get it.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Yeah, you did get it.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
How did you get it?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
How'd you get it?

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Because it's kind of common here, like people have fucking
like in a storia where I live.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
I live on thirty seventh Street.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Yeah, I would say I would say ten percent of
the houses have some sort of bird bath in the back.
It was just in it's the same house that I'll
remind everybody. I lived directly across the street from the
house from Seinfeld.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
So when they showed George Constandra's parents house in Queens,
this is where I live.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
People have bird baths in their front yard along with
like religious stuff like there's a it's very common to
see a bird bath then like a nice display of
the Virgin Mary.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
All right, so it was a bird bath and and
it was.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
It was one of those cement ones.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Yes, yes, that's what they are. They're cement bird baths
with a circle and very astoria.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
And there wasn't really water in it that I can remember,
or if there was water in it was kind of muddy.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Yeah, dirty.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
And to this day, if I see one of those things,
I'm not gonna lie to It triggers me.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
It fucking triggers me and reminds me of.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
So here's the deal. If you had to walk down
my street, if you ever was gonna visit me, maybe
maybe for the holiday, Maybe I'll have you over for Christmas.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
I'm let me think about it. I don't want to
get I don't know if I want you in my house.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I see the rod. We we could, we could meet
at a Greek diner.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
No, but here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
If you had to walk down thirty seventh Street to
enter my house, you wouldn't make it, dude. You would
fucking literally end up in a fetal ball because every
it's all brick houses with with stone bird baths.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
You wouldn't make it. No, it'd be like Hitchcock.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
I'm embarrassed to I'm embarrassed to admit that but I'm
not joking like like brick houses.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
And and here's the other thing that triggers you.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
But look at my paneling and.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Would peddling because we had that in her living room.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
It's the trifecta of of you sucking your thumb going
to tell her please call my wife and tell her
to pick me up.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Iron, I gotta go.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Hold on, We're gonna do one thing. We're gonna go
over a quick list.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
No, I gotta get that a nice list. No, No,
that's why. That's why, you.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Know, that's what happened when you go seventeen Ron, Ron.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
And you know people were calling me the sea and
the chat. I get it.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
But I was very frustrated because I had a whole
list of stuff and I really wanted to get to
and I know, Ron.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
What part of the text.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Let's let me take people into the process. So now
we're gonna have to maybe do one tomorrow if that's
okay with you.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
But you I have good stuff here, I understand.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
But I wrote.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
You you gave me all the stuff right, oh the
fucking betting, and you had a lot of great stuff too.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Did I just show your numbers? Sorry? All right? So
you gave me a list of stuff.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
This is one reason why I do like doing this
with you, because you're very prepared.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
But the problem is you're so prepared, but then you
go off on these long winded tangents.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Really we never get to anything me. You were talking
about and Gillis for twenty minutes.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Excuse me? You went on a fucking ken Burns PBS
documentary on the history of toilet paper in China. I mean,
what the fuck? I could hear ken Burns in the
background talking about when the Chinese invented toilet paper?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Ron. Do you think we hate each other?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Do you think I love you?

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Yeah? I like you too, sadly.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Okay, listen how it is? Where are you odd couple?

Speaker 2 (54:26):
But look, so you gave me a shitload of stuff
to talk about. Great stuff. Listen to me. I had
a shitload of stuff, great stuff. I got a new
bit called AI is Dumb that I wanted to get
to today and uh, and then I wrote, all right,
So then you said your list, and I said, I
got a lot of stuff too, and then.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
This is the text ron that you ignored. Awesome, Let's
try to move quickly. I got some good stuff as well,
including my.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
New bit Ai is dumb and then talk about Shane
Gillison spies for twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
If I have to write a history report at my
junior college history class on the history of Chinese toilet
paper from your dissertation, I'm gonna get an A plus.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
I'm gonna do everything.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Now about Chinese toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
You know, I find it fascinating because it's coming to America.
These bitches are gonna make money for us being in
their stalls and restaurants.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
These bastards. I guarantee it's coming to America. All right,
ah man, but yeah, we gotta go. I got I
really do have to.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
I actually have a show tonight in hollm Oh nice,
how far up? Hold on? Let me look at I'm Jewish,
but I'm let me let me protect myself. Did I
do it right? Is that? Am I doing the sign? Seriously?
Is this how you do it? Do what I'm trying
to do? The cross?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Oh that's a cross. I thought that was a hip
hop thing.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
No, I really love it's a hip hop thing. Like
you were there siminling the gangs.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Like I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm cool.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Now listen to me, I'm gonna tell you no, no,
you don't need the Sign of the Cross.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I'm gonna tell you the truth.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
I live stream the streets in New York City, and
I love when I go up to Harlem. I've only
done maybe three or four times, but I love going
up there. It's it's awesome. The people are way cooler
up there. The culture's awesome, the street people are amazing.
I'm I would rather go to Harlem than the outskirts
of Times Square.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
That is the God's eyes truth.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
The outskirts of Times Square is way worse than Harlem.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Way worse. Here's the one thing I like about Harlem
is if you want to find a nice selection, like
with the street vendors, if you want to find a
nice selection of like really good shades of shade butta,

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or if you want to get like these fucking jumbo
right in sense called like blue velvet.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Yeah, go to Harlem.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Well.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
The one thing I did learn, the one thing I
learned when I was live streaming up there in Harlem.
They loved selling their knockoff perfumes and colognes.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Love it in these little bottles and they have these like.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Little like what was that label maker thing, you remember,
the handheld label maker. You would put yes, what was
that called? That's something from our past. Anyway, they would
make their own homemade.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Labels, put it on these little bottles.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
The bottles looked pretty nice, and then they would give
them crazy names.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
And I filmed.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
I filmed one person because they were distracted talking to somebody.
And then the next time I went up there, I
really wanted to focus in on all the colognes because
they're hilarious with the names.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
And this guy.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Got right in my face and said, do not film,
and I behaved. Immediately, I knew I could be in
deep trouble if I continue.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
I mean, the way he approached you, he was not happy.
But one was he was he African? Or was he like?

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Of course he was yeah, but uh, I do have
a video from all. I do have a video of
a past live stream and one of the colones was
just called Obama Dude.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
That looked like these exotic fucking like you know, like passion,
like like dark chocolate sects like that literally would be
like the name.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Of what I would love to smell, the Obama colone.
What do you think that smells like?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
I don't know, Ronnie, I know, I know, I.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Got an observation.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
You know what the Obama colone smells like huh what
did he run on his campaign? Literally, Pope smells like Hope.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Smells like Hope. I got an observation on Obama.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
This.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
People will appreciate this because you know, I try to
balance out my my my shots. So I'm watching on
I think it's Netflix. It's a documentary series on the
USA basketball team winning the gold metal gold medal.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Excuse me in the paras Olympics.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Uh, they have a ton of behind the scenes footage
and uh, they bring in Obama to give these guys
a pep talk.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
In Vegas as they getting ready for the Olympics. Obama
walks in with his skinny jeans and he's he talks like.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
He's a tough fucking guy right where he and he.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
He's got a stride, he thinks, and he gets ship.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Basically told Lebron to watch your boy Anthony Edwards, because
Anthony Edwards was popping off a little bit right, and
the only thing I could I could focus on was
how insanely skinny Obama's legs are there he has chicken legs.
How how could you be that strutty cool dude walking

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in the room where you're where you're trying to be
a bad ass. Yeah, I know I was the president,
but I'm a bad ass in the end. I'm a
street guy just like you guys. And he has skinny
jeans on and he has chicken legs. Next time you
see Obama, look at his legs. You not be able
to stop looking at his chicken legs.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
He he actually now I remember he's commented on it.
He talks about like how he has like very thin,
very thin legs, and ya.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
And he sucked at basketball too, well.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
About that he's not a good jump shot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
No, he sucked. I played basketball my whole life.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
We all played against Obama.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
We'll look up the video where he's playing with kids.
They put up a basketball court.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
So for the people that are mad at Trump, because
Trump's like cementing everything. Every president does something stupid when
they're in the White House, and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
And Obama, I'm sure it's long gone.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
He put in a basketball court and he would play
with the kids, right and uh, there's a video of
him literally missing like thirty shots in a row, all
bricks too, by the way, with his left handed shot,
and we would swap that thing out of the air,
no problem, and then elbowm in his stupid ribs.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
We'd play international rules with Obama.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Do you remember in early Obama presidency he's smoking. Yeah,
that's cool, we got a president smoking.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Ron You want to do another one tomorrow, but we
like do our shit, all.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Right, hold on, just before we go. You brought up Trump,
you brought up the White House.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Can I say one thing because I'm fucking livid the Syrian.
I'm genuinely generally upset the Syrian. Huh the Syrian.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
That doesn't bother you that the guy now he's in
the Opal Office.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
It's all disgusting. But let me tell you what. I'm
really embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
And I don't even want to say I'm a Democrat anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Alright, I'm so fucking ashamed. I'm fucking sicken, fucking caved in.
The Democrats caved in, dude, They.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Were this close.

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
You know what the other you know what the other
Democrats said, doe. They they blindsided us.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
These fucking eight Democrats, by the way, a lot of
them from New England.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Fucking New Hampshire, Maine. These fucking cocksucks liffread die, fuck you.
The other senators, the who you know, the who did
it vote for this are were blindsided and fucking fuming
because they said, those idiots, they took away our power.
We were this close because what we had on the table,

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which was being talked about, is we'll just extend the
Obama Affordable Care Act for one more year. Just let
it go for one more year, and then we'll figure
it out. They were that they were that close. The
Democrats went through all this for nothing. Literally, look, I'm
gonna take it's embarrassing you win all this for nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Chuck Schumer is supposed to be the leader of the
Democratic Party and he allowed this to happen. I'm ashamed
at the moment to call myself a Democrat. All this
suffering for nothing, and now all these people can't afford. Dude,
your healthcare premiums are gonna double. You will get if
it's seven hundred, is gonna go to fourteen, fifteen, one hundred.

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What of the Democrats have done so much damage? Just
as why the.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Republicans keep the Republicans play chess, Democrats play checkers.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Trump, This is why Trump's a genius.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
He prayed on the weakness of the Democrats to cave in,
and they did. And Trump's ploy was, I don't care
if the American public sufferers.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
I don't care if they lose their health care.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
I don't care if they starve, because you know what,
the Democrats don't have the spine to fucking play it out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
And and Trump says, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
All right, let me let me jump in now that
you got your viral video. Congratulations on that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Um yeah, preach. First of all, preach, I agree with
you made a problem with your party, the Democrats. I'm
not a Democrat. I'm not a Republican. I sit on
the fucking sidelines. I'm I'm one of those swing voter
type of guys. If you want to know the truth.
Now here's the deal. The Republicans fucking walk all over
the Democrats. The Democrats are too fucking polite. The Democrats

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step on their own dicks all the fucking time. You
shut down the government for forty days and you get
nothing in the end, they got nothing to reopen the government.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Opie.

Speaker 9 (01:04:48):
We had the momentum on our side because we fucking
during the this lost election, the Democrats won everything, right,
and it wasn't close.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Right, It wasn't closed. We had the momentum.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
It was because of the elections that the Democrats said,
we're actually gonna win this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
And then the Democrats who didn't vote for this, yeah,
said what have they done? We were this close? The
Republicans were just about to give in.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Who extending the ACA, the Affordable Care Acter one more year?

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Do you know why?

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
Because it's only going to take one air disaster for
both polarty for both parties to be ruined.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Yeah, this had a lot uh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Uh and the air traffic control is a lot to
do it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Thanksgiving right around the corner.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
I just want to address some idiot, you know, uh,
because I because I don't lean Democrat or Republican, I
could speak truth to power more than anybody because everybody
else that has uh a party affiliation, they put their
fucking blinders on and they never talk ben about their
own fucking party. That's why I love that I'm a

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fence sitter and I don't believe in either fucking side,
because then I could talk true truth to power. And
the fact is the Democrats step on their dicks all
the time. They're too polite. The Republicans are taking sledgehammers
to them every day, and they're like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Oh, okay, okay, well, let's keep taking the hard road.
Let's keep taking the heid road.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
And then they always panic in the end and they
give in and guess what, they're continuing to do it
because people aren't happy with Schumer. You know what's coming
out of Washington, fun that replaces Schumer. All the Democrats
are like, we're not replacing him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
We like the job he's doing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Well, he's dead now, No, he's not. The watch public
and they said Schumer is no longer an effective Well.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Yeah, but he's gonna be a completed the job because
they're too polite down there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Opy, let me reiterate what you said. The Democrats went
through all this pain and suffering on the American public
for one issue. It was so your healthcare premiums don't
double and triple, right, And they gave in, and then
they and then the and and and this is what
the Republican said. Won't promise a vote down the road

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maybe in a week or two. That's the that's the guarantee.
The Democrats look so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Hold on, let me, let me jump in again. That's like,
that's like the old Peanuts cartoon. They said, we will
promise you a vote in the near future. And then
fucking Charlie stupid Brown like, okay, I'm gonna kick the
football this time. She's promising that she's not gonna pull
it away. And then what does Lucy do? She pulls
the football away again. That's the Democrats in a nutshell.

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They're stupid today.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
One of the Democratic senators, you know, one of the
big leaders in the Democratic Senate. Yeah, his response was
he said it like this. He didn't say the full word.
He goes, I'm a thing pissed, and he like, he's like,
I'm at thing passed. And this is the I think
his name. He's one of the top Democratic senators. And
he goes, I'm a thing passed. We were this, he

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literally said. And he was just thinking we were this close.
We got blind sided. He goes, what have they done?
They chuck Sumers ineffective.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
They would promise something, all right, This is why I
love This is gonna kill people. But this is why
I love Bernie Sanders. He speaks his fucking mind. He's
fucking pissed. Yeah, I love the Bernie Sanders.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
He has even aoc.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
The Toria the woman.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
I don't care about her, but I'll tell you to
other people. I do like.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
John Fetterman because he I like I actually like some motive.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
I like some of these guys that go against their party.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
That means they're speaking, uh, their true selves and he
side on the other side. I like the Marjorie Taylor
Green who would think that we would like to mar
Marjorie Taylor Green for speaking her mind and going by.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
The way, did you do you hear what said about her? Now? Huh?
Did you hear what Trump said about her? Now?

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
So they were asked a question like in.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
The Oval Office, Hey, what do you think about the
comments Marjorie Taylor Greham's saying, yeah, boy, I wish you
would have NonStop domestic negotiations in the White House instead
of you know, over economic policy, instead of NonStop foreign
leader you know, uh meetings and uh and then and

(01:09:42):
then uh they Trump's and they said, what's your response
to that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
And he goes, Marjorie has lost her way.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Of course, she lost her way. And you know what,
Marjorie Taylor Green is the type of person.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
She's in a garage right now, She's just she's just
bench pressing fucking cars, getting ready for the fight.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
She ain't getting back, she ain't backing down from Trump.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Opie.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
She's Opie reminds me of fucking Leonard of the Copyo
and the depoted.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
She's like literally two different people.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
She's dropping her eyes, Dude, She's dropping her eyes. And
when she goes to her fucking back home like but
she has like normal, like like moderate Marderie k Green
and then she has that the other side is crazy
Maga Marjorie. But I'm thinking it's like she's like fucking
Leo the Copyo.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Bro. She's two people.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Run. Where where was this run in the beginning.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
When you're all lost? No, first of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
All walked the streets of Brooklyn. You were lost in
the beginning of this one where well.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
First of all, I couldn't figure out where to look.
And second, Opie, I timed it. You know, I was
eleven twelve minutes into the history of toilet paper of China.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Really was the TP thing that bothersome to you? Ron,
was your Shane Gillison's spy talk better.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Now. I was just to let you know I was
actually being polite to you, letting you because you're like,
sometimes you have to let me talk and get my
view out, and I'm like, let Opie get this toilet
paper nonsense out of his head.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Yeah it was nonsense. Although you did get some good things.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
You got the precious story out of me today. Ron,
I gotta go. I'm really late. I gotta get I
gotta get one kid has the flu and the other
kid I gotta get to ski.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Well. And by the way, in the beginning, I like
that fighting. It's good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
I like all of this.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
It's just as good this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
I liked it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Ron.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
People saying stop being a ce, but you know me,
ron this out sometimes, well let.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Me say this, and let me say this because it's
eleven eleven and this is when let me actually let
me finish it. It is a love of eleven. So
if you this is what you can manifest.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Ronnie carried open today.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
No he didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
I carried him. I had to get him on track.
Go on, go watch the first ten minutes. But this
is my impression to Rod.

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
I don't know what the fuck was going on with you,
with me, with you excuse apparently you told everybody there's
a there's a retirement community in Saint Alban's main No, the.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Main E l l e.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
And I was right in the end.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
No, oh, that's two bell hobbis.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
That's what's funny about this, because you thought you had me,
because you were thinking about the Bell Harbor up there
in Maine, and I was thinking about the Belle Harbor
and os.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
And guess what we were both right, bitch, opie.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
It's eleven eleven. The portal open. This is when you
com manifest stuff. What you and I are doing right
now is as good, I believe as anybody. This is
as it's entertaining, and it is insightful. This is good, yes,
and and and on eleven eleven, I carried you. The
guy's right, it's right. I carried you on a very

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spiritual day.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Hey what did you say? Say it again? What? What?
What did you just say? I didn't hear you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Yeah, you're gonna cut me off. Now, I wouldn't. I
wouldn't do that, you cut me off.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
No, I wouldn't