December 11, 2025 • 57 mins
Dive into the absurdity of a dog turning the tables and shooting a man, plus the hilariously tragic scene at Opie's building Christmas party featuring that pitiful kosher food table that had everyone questioning life choices. We break down why those unflappable kids didn't freak out when a plane crash-landed on a car right on I-95, and put Oreos to the ultimate test—do they burn under a blowtorch or just melt into delicious defeat? And let's not forget calling out Andy Dick for being, well, a total dick in ways that'll have you laughing and shaking your head.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do. Good morning, everybody. Welcome
to the Opie Radio Podcast. And look who's on screen
right away, ron the Waiter also known as Ron Berman
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Ronnie the Giant Opie Radio show seen in three time zones.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh you're right all over the world, Ron all over
the world.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
President Claudia Shinebomb Mexican President Claudia Shinebom, Jewish DM me
because all Jews know each other. She says, she loves
the show. She loves the show.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I was thinking about, uh you last night at the
Christmas party at our building, Ronnie. I was thinking of you.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh maybe I should have got an invite.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Then we know it's for the residents. It's for the residence.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Why were you thinking about me then?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Because they had the kosher table and the kosher table,
bro Man, you got you guys gotta pump up your food.
I understand it's a religious thing, but you know, we
had we had the heat lamps over all the food,
the carving station. We had like the nice steak and
the chicken and for whatever reason, turkey and uh and
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and a nice pasta and uh, some nice roasted potatoes.
And there was a beautiful heat lamp over everything, a
gorgeous orange heat lamp. And then in the corner, just
looking really sad with no lights on, it was the
kosher table. You want to know what was on the
kosher table? A dry salad, dinner rolls. I think it
(01:46):
was dry turkey, but I'm I'm not, I'm not positive.
And and a donut.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
With no, no, no, it's it's not a donut. It's
called souf ganioat.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No, it's a donut.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You go, you gentile called donut. It's actually soof gunnyoat.
It is a jelly filled donut. It's a Jewish jelly field.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's a jelly donut. You you fool, But I really
I was thinking of you, and I was thinking of
your religion. I'm like, man, when the Aliens land in
twenty twenty seven, according to Rod, the way to man,
are you guys gonna be said that you suffered, You
suffered with your food for thousands of years. When the
Aliens show us that religion is bs and then you're
(02:35):
gonna sit there and go man, all the sacrifices I
made with my kosher food.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No, you don't get it. The aliens are Jewish. No, no, no,
no no no.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
If the aliens come, there's no, there's no Jews.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
There's no You've never seen their spaceship. It's it's it's
the shape of a star with David.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Is it really that that doesn't seem like it would fly?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well, well, there are there are triangle UFOs for sure.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Ron You know a lot of people I see him
in the chat. They're like, you know, oh, take us inside.
How it is to live in a luxury building in
Manhattan and you get the Christmas party every year? You
want the reality? The reality is we have a small lobby.
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We don't have shared space. So they set up the
food like area right in the lobby with the circular
door right there, right, And people are still coming in
and out because they're you know, they got things to do,
and the cold breeze is just blowing over everybody. Everybody's
holding a plate of food. You would think we would
(03:40):
sit nicely at some tables or something, right, guess how
we were sitting roun We were sitting in the hallway
and putting our food on our knees.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Hold on, hold on. You said you live in a
luxury building, right.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
A luxury building. Oh okayancuse me.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Every luxury building been into visit friends or delivering flowers.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, they all have like like on the third or
fourth floor.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Like I know, we don't know the mazzanine, like the
lob you know where where you can the couches, televisions.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
No, we don't have that. Picked. I did well for
myself and I picked the worst luxury building in Manhattan.
We don't have that. So we had our plate of
food for our Christmas party on our knees as we're
sitting in the dirty hallway.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Here's my question, what was the makeup of the Christians
and the Jews?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You know, looking at the kosher table, there's a lot
more Christians in this building, a lot more. You had
one sad table and we had the We had the
whole lobby filmed.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
You know, honestly, I thought it'd be opposite because.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Upper west Side is fucking jew Central.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
A couple other things about the the luxury building Christmas party.
They don't they don't invite the help. They don't invite
the help. Dude, I'm looking around, like you should invite
the help. These people work hard in this building, you know,
let them mingle among among us.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
You live in a luxury building. Oh, I don't. Why
would you want to mingle with the help.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Because they're way cooler than the residents. Do you understand?
I have way way better conversations with the help. I
don't even call them the help. I'm just saying it
for this, for this, uh, this live stream of ours? Uh?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Is it.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Is it normal for the staff of the building to
join in on the Hanukkah and Christmas festivities?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Of course not love it?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Why is the help here?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Love it?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But I don't want to be. Oh I want to
be with the help. They're cool as fuck.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I don't want to be hobnobbing with the help.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Really? No?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Right?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
And then uh? And then we have a garage attached
to this building. It's a separate company technically, but they're
running around getting our cars every morning, so we could
get kids to school, and they drive to work and
they work their balls off.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I go, hey, Joe, I like the Joe. I go, Joe,
you're going to the Christmas party tonight? He goes. He
starts laughing. He goes, we're not invited, So I brought
a plate of food down to the boys.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
So where the fuck would you fit him if you're
all in the lobby anyways.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Well, I don't know. I guess they could have sat
like next to us in the hallway.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
And then here's my question, So do you have a
Christmas tree up in the lobby?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Christmas tree? Christmas? Oh yeah? Well uh oh, I don't know.
I think maybe the residents complained because you know what,
I don't know if I saw a Christmas tree last night?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
What about a Manora?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I'm Menora? No, you know, I knew our luxury building
Christmas party was fancy. They had a heart player at player,
a hot player in the in in in the corner,
and no one could hear because of the because of
the wind blowing through the lobby and the people trying
to socialize as they sit on the floor with their
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play of food on their knees.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
But no, you probably couldn't hit.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You couldn't hear the hot player because the Jewish residents
were looking at their fucking dimly lit, tiny little kosher
table going.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
It was.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Insaid, your kosher table was so sad it was so sad,
and I came to a realization that no one knows
how to play the harp. I think the instrument itself
is so beautiful, right, you hire a hot piece of ass.
She was a hot piece of ass. I don't know
if she was playing well, because I think the instrument
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is so good that all you have to do is
like this with your fingers across it, and it just
makes beautiful sounds. I don't know if you actually learn
how to play the thing.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, it's an instrument, dude, It's like it's just that
it's learning how to play the guitar.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
No, it's not like playing the guitar.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
By the way, you're only allowed to play the hop
aren't you supposed to play it in a toga?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
I like that?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Sure, I like how you said that. You know, but
I got I got cake pops popping out of my
butt at this point. You know, I indulged in the
cake pops. I indulged in the little chocolate boost of
the tiny little little things with the tidy spool. I
was like trying to eat my dessert in the hallway.
(08:44):
And then, dude, man, people just suck. They just suck. Now,
you gotta understand, like the building isn't made for a
Christmas party, obviously, they don't even they can't even bring
in folding chairs because it would just take up too
much of the space. So they're like, you know what,
people just sit on the dirty rug with their plate
of food on their knees. And then they have like
(09:05):
a loading doc area where they bring in the people
to cater the Christmas party. Do you understand. So they
got this loading area that has a giant door that
leads right out to the cold. So they're doing their best.
They're working their asses off. They're trying to make it
look fancy with the trays. Hey, would you like a
pig in a blanket? Stupid pig lives its whole life
(09:27):
and it ends up as a pig in a blanket,
poor fucking thing. I'm like, no, I don't want your
pig in the blanket, Obie, but I'll take the short ribs,
and I'll take your macaroni and cheese. I'll take your
sous shape Opie.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
You your Christmas spirit is lacking.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I don't think you have any Christmas spirit left. You're
more like is a scrooge. Yeah, no, strue Ronnie predicts
that does a good chance that tonight, Yeah, you're gonna
be visited by three ghosts. Show you the appreciation of Christmas.
It's not about it's not about.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Having cheers and a table.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, it's it's it's it's about Jesus, O Jesus, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I I celebrate, I celebrate Santa Claus. I don't celebrate Jesus.
I celebrate Santa Claus.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
You hear me, the fat man, you hear me.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
But but anyway, so I just got to finish this.
So no, this is you'll like this, You'll like this
part of the rat. So you know, me and my family,
we lower our expectations. We understand we're gonna be sitting
on a dirty rug with our with our Christmas food
on our fucking knees. We understand that, and we pop
up if they're offering a good or DIRV nice or
(10:54):
DIRV right, all sudden, dude, and I no offense, but
it had to be one of yours, one of what
I wish I could point to you direct and poke
you in the nose all sudden. This lady, this Karen,
she she acts up, She can't handle it anymore. She
goes this food is cold, and then would tell everybody,
(11:22):
I mean, just just it's all about her. Now, these
poor workers are working their asses off, working hard for
the Christmas party, and she's screaming this food is cold,
and she basically is like, I need to talk to
about it.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Car.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
First of all, her name is not Karen, it's Golda. Right,
she has every right, yeah for complain.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
About cold food. Yeah, what do we chop lever?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
We're chopped.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
You don't treat joos like that. We're we deserve hot food.
Golda has every right to covetch.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But everyone else is like, will you shut up? See
see look at me at turning this around Ron, I'm like, well,
you shut up. They're doing the best they can do.
You understand, they're preparing the food in a loading dock
with a giant door open because they also got to
get the garbage out of the building.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
We only expect the best, so we want the best.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Simply see you know it's one of yours. You're admitting
it's one of yours.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, do we expect the best.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
We're less than one percent of the population.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
We have to have the best.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
We're point zero seven percent of the population. But we
really control almost everything.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
All right, relax right, all right, listen to me.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I have a quick question.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Has Andy Dick ever been on your shop?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Andy Dick? I don't know. I feel like he was
and he was a dick, and I know that's that
sounds very hack, but I'm being serious. I don't know.
I mean, he's just like what it seems like, he's
just like a drug addict. Now right.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
He did you see the interview after Yeah, he straight
up o'deide on the sidewalk. Yeah, didn't apologize for it. Yeah, Yeah,
I smoke some crack with some guy and I'll probably
do it again.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, he's yeah, he's like, just leave me alone, Just
leave him alone. Who gives a crap about Andy Dick.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I'm surprised he's still alive.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Andy Ditcher had been having wild drug stories for the
past two decades.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh no shit. You know, some some people skate and others,
you know, they can't, They can't handle it and they
go early. Just screw Andy Dick. He had life handed
to him and then look what he did with it.
He's now on a sidewalk in what Hollywood. And I
saw the video. He looked like he was turning fucking blue.
And then they'd interview him the next day and he's
(13:53):
all casual about it, no.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Head, a drink in his hand, he's with his video augors,
the big deal, just the average day of my Andy Dick.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
You know, you know what, how much attention do you need?
How much attention does one person needs? Screw Andy Dick?
All right, listen to me. Home Alone. I got an
observation about Home Alone, Ronnie. You watch the Home Alone.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Movies McAuley caulkin.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Right, McAuley culkin. But it turns out his younger brother's
way more famous, and in Home Alone he was just
a little side character. And now he's more famous than McCauley.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Karen Caulkin, Kierenan, I think, right, Karen Karen Culkin. Yeah, yeah,
he just won the oscar by the way.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah I know, and you served the once at the
Bohemian Friends. No, you're not friends.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Excuse me, we're in the same union. What do you mean?
You're fucking union brothers. We're on the picket lines right
all right?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Well, Home Alone? What did the father do to uh
have a house like he had? And what what did
the father do for a living that he could fly
nine people to Paris for Christmas? What the fuck did that? Father?
Do you think he was a drug lord? Ron?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Isn't that the question? Like because it never said in
the movie what he did for a living?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Right?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I assume hi finance, no high finance?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Maybe well that I mean that shit bothers me, like
the Friends people. You know, my daughter got into Friends.
So we've been binge watching Friends. Although she tapped out,
thank god, about to watch Joey one more scene with Joey?
But how do they afford their apartment? They live in
(15:48):
a multi million dollar that's a multi million dollar apartment
in the off of Central Park, and they serve coffee, right,
and one's a struggling actor. How do they how do
they afford that ship? Look at how you live Ron?
In a basement that floods?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Like see Bee worked in the coffee shop, Joe was
a struggling act.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I think Chandler had a good job.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, what did he have?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Wasn't Chandler actually in finance? Was he in a business?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I think he was just floating around.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, Chandler was the one that had like a good job.
That's how he could afford all.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
The look at this, Look at how annoyed this guy is. Jesus,
that's your take on the Home Alone Father. You are bothered,
you are bothered. Yeah, it's my take because they live
in an insane house in the suburbs of Chicago and
(16:53):
uh and they're flying to Paris for fucking Christmas. Yeah,
that's my take. What the hell did the guy do
for a living? I want to know?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
There, Joe Peshi talks about he had never really done
comedy before, and he's coming off like was it Good Fellas?
Like he's coming off like a several Mafia movies and
they're like, hey, Joe, why don't you try comedy? He's like,
and as a whim, he fucking took the role in
(17:26):
Home Alone and it absolutely transformed his career. Yeah, and
this is what he said. He said him And what
was this Daniel who's the other guy, the other Stern?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Howard Howard's brother. But Howard doesn't like mentioning that.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Huh bullshit?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
All right, So Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern thought the
movie wasn't going to do well anyways, and they weren't
comedic actors, right, So they said let's just make it
over the top just for the fuck of it, Like,
let's let's make it campy because it's probably they'll cut
(18:10):
it anyways. It's not gonna do well. We're not even
comedic actors. Let's go campy over the top.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
And it fucking worked.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
It worked, right, I know? And then uh, and then
the pest had a singing career. He had a hit song.
Do you know his hit song, Joe Pesci's hit song?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Do you know the musical Jersey Boys? No, the Jersey
The musical Jersey Boys is based on well, like Frankie
Valley and all that at the four I don't know. Yeah, dude,
Joe Peshi started off in a boy band in New
Jersey with like Frankie Valley, and Joe Peshi was a
(18:56):
musician before he ever became an actor. This Suredy Boys
is about Joe Petty. Joe Petchy is in the fucking musical.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
How do you know? How do I know? Know? How
do you know this? Because I noticing, baby, I'm trying
to find his hit song, but I can't find it
right now? Okay, I got Joe.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Pety is actually a copy musician and he started off
as a copy musician as a boy growing up in
New Jersey. He's fucking very good friends with Frankie Valley. Yeah,
they started a boy band. The musical Jersey Shores is
literally about that.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
You learned something new today?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
No, I didn't. I was barely paying attention. Did you
see me looking down at my phone?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Hey, hey, I heard the oil prices are gonna go
down even more?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Why? Oh, Venezuela, right, you know that?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
So they they seized a tanker, yeah with two uh.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Hold on, yes, they sees a tanker that can that
contains two million barrels of oil. That's a lot of oil,
Trump says. And they said, and they said the Trump, so,
what are you gonna do now that you have the ship?
And he goes, well, what are.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
You gonna go?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
He said, what are you gonna do with the oil?
Now do you have?
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Jim?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
He goes, We're gonna use it. He said, million barrel that's.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Gonna keep it. That's gonna start a war. But he
wants a war. But then he doesn't even know why
he's there.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
He wants the president of Venezuela out.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
However, regime change is what.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Well, here, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
The president of Venezuela, Maduro, he lost the election in
state in power and the woman who won the the
democratic fair election in Venezuela had to flee the country
and she got the Nobel Peace Prize.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Is over Trump?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Nice? What did she get it for for?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
For for for standing up to political violence and corruption?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
The woman who got elected legally from Venezuela got the
Nobel Peace Prize for for sticking up for democracy?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Maduro lost the election and stayed in power.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
So that's what That's what the Trump administration is saying is, hey,
we don't mind regime change because he's he's the element
illegitimate president anyways.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
So so she got the Nobel I used to say noble.
She got the Nobel Peace Prize for running away. That's nice. Yeah,
so in her country and leaving everyone behind, she gets
the Nobel Peace Prize. That's that's so weight. She didn't
have to gilled.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
He would have been killed if she stayed.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Hey, that's why she got the Nobel Peace Prize for
running away things? Get what does she do? I'm running away, bitches,
and I'm grabbing a Nobel piece prize on the way out.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, here's the other thing where like it's kind of
legit to take the tanker is that was Sant Jane
oil that was heading to Cuba, Cuba and then going
to Iran.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
You said so, I said it weird.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You said it like you're from Long Island, like you're
from bog.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It was going to Cuba.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, I don't know. I think we're going to war.
I think regime change. I think it's gonna get interesting.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Here you go, and it's all it's all a deflection.
Of course, it's all the deflection.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Where's our Epstein files? Didn't they say they were releasing them?
Didn't they have thirty days to do it? Where are they?
Where are Just like I said, when all this went down,
we're never seen.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
It's a deflection on two things that scene filed and
the fucking economy. Affordability trumps Affordability.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Doesn't even exist.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
To Trump, he said, our Turkey prices were very low,
that things are going well. You gotta believe that Trump's there.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
So listen, you know how we say we don't pick
sides here Trump or Biden, but one of Biden's one
of Biden's major mistakes running for reelection is he kept saying, Hey,
the economy's fine, what are.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
You talking about? Bay by by bah bah.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
And that was one of the reasons Biden lost the election,
is because he was saying, what are you talking about?
The economy's great? Well, now Trump is literally doing the
same thing. He's pulling a Biden. Not only is he
pulling a Biden by saying it's a democratic hoax. Oh,
they did a poll, by the way, who's responsible for
(23:51):
the economy at this time?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Right? Trump?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Seventy three percent?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Sorry, seventy percent said it's at this point, this is
Trump economy.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
This is Trump's responsibility. It's all on Trump. And he's
still bid.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
You don't want to buy it anymore, dude. He was
in Pennsylvania. He was telling us that the economy is
going talk about it brely going great. No, he said,
Turkey prices were extremely low this past year.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
This is how Trump? How did the economy? Yeah, the
stock market?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
The stock market your four oh one k's yeah, that's
not America.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
We understand that, right, that's not America.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Hey, Ron, I want to play two videos for you today.
Are you ready for a couple of videos?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Hold on, there's a video. Is it sexy videos? Is
it boom boom? Is it boom boom?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
It's not boom boom boom boom videos.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
What do we got?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I got a video video? Uh, this is the this
is the news story of the day, and I want
to I want to get your opinion on this. Okay,
So listen closely, Ron and we'll we'll talk on the
other side. Here we go.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Funny man says he was accidentally shot by his dog.
The bizarre mishap happened late last night at a home
on the three hundred block of State Street in Chillington.
The man told police he was cleaning a shotgun and
put it down on his bed. When the man sat
down on the bed, he says, the dog jumped up
onto the bed, causing the firearm to discharge and strike
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him in.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
The lower back.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
The man was rushed to the hospital, where he underwent surgery.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I call.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Shot.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
It's a little fishy, the story. It's a little fishy.
You talk about you think a.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Dog can with his paw the fucking pull a trigger
on a shotgun?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
What happened to me that? Jesus Christ?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Well, hey, listen, is it plausible A dog could jump
on the bed in the paw. You know, it could
be a hairline trigger. What are those triggers that they
call hairline trigger?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
You just got to touch it? Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Okay, hold on, here's my question.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
You own guns, we know how they work.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Ron, Oh, we all own guns. I don't own a gun.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, you're in America, you have What do you mean
you don't have a gun. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
That's good?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
What are you're waiting for? They basically hand them out
to kids now where they're bored. America.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I forget the number. I'll look at it for tomorrow's show. Yeah,
it's there's so.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Many guns in America. It's like five guns per person.
Like it's it's like quadruple the amount.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I think.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
So, what's the population of America if you had fifty million.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I think about twenty seventh out.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
There's there's I think it's like seven eight guns per
human being.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
It's in America. There are so many guns in America.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
That in New York, by the way, Long Island, where
you live, they just had a gun buy back in
Nassau County.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
There's so many fucking guns. If you give you your
gun we'll give you like a PlayStation, or it will
give you like a two hundred dollars get certificate.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Ron, I'm not gonna lie. I I'm really starting to
like doing these with you because you bring up so
much good shit. I love the gunback programs. I'll tell
you why. The buys always the buyback whatever, right, because
then it's on the local news, like look at how
many guns we were able to get off the street.
(27:40):
And then everyone gets like a certificate like you said
to Applebee's or a fucking PlayStation or something whatever. And uh,
and I always look like, oh, that's cute. They got
twenty five guns off the street. That's nothing, it's a blip.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
So they just they literally just did it.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Where you live Nassau County, it was like they got
like around two hundred guns up the street.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I live in Suffolk County. I wouldn't be caught dead
in Nassau County. Those people, it was a difference. I
don't and and and and I ignore the south Shore
people out of Long Island too.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I understand.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
The line is the l I e no one goes.
I understand fucking own a beach house.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
I understand if you say no country. That means you
don't own a beach house.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
No, that's not that's what you mean. It's not what
it meant.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
You're trying to say, you're not trailer park white trash asshole.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I'm doing this for you. I already had my career.
I'm doing this for Ron the waiter, so he could somebody.
Now I'm doing this for you, Ron. I don't need
to do this anymore.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
So I don't like Gandhi. You're a giver.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
You. My goal is to get you a beach house.
How about that, Ron?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
How about an outhouse?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
That would be good.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
You know what's funny? So they took two hundred guns
off the street yesterday in Long Island. What percentage is that?
It's probably like it doesn't even register. What's two hundred guns?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
That's what I just said. That's why I love it.
It's not back programs. There are jokes will never take
care of you know. I was, I was, I was
one of these guys. Too many guns in America, And
then I realized, oh right, we should have taken care
of that a real long time ago. So now I'm like,
what the hell, let me see how many I could get.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
I don't know how many people have crew. I don't
know how many people have traveled to the first time.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I spent two months in Arizona because I was dating
this girl who lived beside Alice Cooper. In Arizona, you
are allowed to carry guns as long as long as
they're not concealed. People have six shooters, like it's normal.
Like in the wild West. You know the gun belt
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and you have like a pocket for one gun and
a pocket for two gun and you have the bullets
in the back of the belt. Yeah, that's how people
walk dress and walk around in Arizona because it's fucking legal.
You're in line at Burger King and there's a guy
in front of you with two fucking pistols, Right, man,
it's normal.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
You want to you know, you can I say one
thing about that.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, there's less mass shootings and in places like Arizona
because there's other people with guns who can stop stop
that person.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
That's why I say, let's just get it over with
and just give everybody a gun. That's I mean, we're
not going to solve this issue. Listen to me.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
You know how close we are to escape from New
York with a run. Kurt Russell run.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
One of the biggest turn ons in my life. You
like this stuff, let me let me speak for a second.
One of the biggest turn ons in my life. When
I was single, I spent a little time in Dallas.
I went to Dallas a few times. The women in Dallas,
(31:09):
we I went down there for a few gigs. We
were syndicated to Dallas. The women in Dallas don't play.
They all got breast implants, and they have guns in
their glove boxes. They leave their guns in their cars
and go into the clubs to party. Every woman I
saw in Dallas had breast implants and a gun. If
(31:32):
that's not a turn.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
On, I dated two girls from Texas.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Dude, they get dulled up just to leave the house
to walk down the driveway to get the mail. No,
I'm not joking, like it's it's it's it's like it's
like living in a beauty pageant.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Their special breed and they and here's the other thing.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And here's the other thing with Texas women. Yeah, they
can drink you under the table. I'm not fucking around.
And they all drive drunk.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
And trust me, the place we went, I don't remember
the place anymore. But for whatever reason, you weren't allowed
to have your gun inside, so they all put them
just in their cars. It was unbelievable. All right, listen,
Uh oh that's all you got on the dog story?
Do you honestly think the dog jumps on?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
No? No, hold on? Hold on? So he was shot
in the back.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
So either the fucking dog did it or someone else
did it and he protecting the other person.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Dude, if you're on a bed, how are you getting
shot in the back? Well? I understand how.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Well listen, he's sitting on the bed, right, the gun
is behind him, facing his back.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Right.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
The dog jumps up perfectly where the paw goes, where
the trigger is.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
The paw goes in between the trigger and the loop,
and and then when the paw goes down, it pushes
the trigger in.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Is it plausible? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Did you say?
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Pause?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Because I work on a different level. I work on
a different level than you.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
No, you don't. How about this. I'll come back with
this one. We need paw control. Eh.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
What was that ps A with the dog? But the
dog with the fucking trench coat like Dick Tracy. Remember
they used to be a pc A.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Oh yeah, that ringing a bell.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Maybe somewhere in the chat can help us out with that.
He was wasn't he a crime fighter dog or something?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Hey? Quickly, just to finish off something we were talking
with you.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Ron, Huh nothing, Sorry, I apologize, Ron.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
I'm just trying to keep the show going. Sometimes I
got to.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Pick You know, I got plenty of stuff I couldn't
get to.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
You got like at the bottom of your hat, you
got like wings. You look like the guy from Fuck
of Seagulls.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Through my hair? Is terrible. It's at least you have here. Dude,
did you see the picture you? By the way, I
know we're like just all over the place today. What
you This guy rules by the way, I don't know.
He might be a hater who cares. His name is
a terrifier on the Twitter is uh? First name is art?
He fucking ai? You bro? Look at you with a beard? Yo?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Dude? You would roar with a beard?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Dude? I look like fucking little foot.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Isn't that creepy? Du What?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I look so much older?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
You look like you look like like do I look
like a bad ass?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
You look like you look like no I'm not sending
that to you. Why would I because I want it
and I asked for it. You look like you look
like you lead a biker gang dode.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
My father owed a bike a ba You look like
you see that again?
Speaker 4 (35:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah? I gotta let me see. Let me see what
I look like with a full facial.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
All right, now, I gotta find it again. I don't
know where is it?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Oh my god, I can't work out of these conditions.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Good leave, All right, there you go. There's right.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Why does my hairline look bad?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
It's the exact hair not dude. Look at your hair
now and look at it in the pictures.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
That doesn't look like that looks like Littlefoot.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
It looks like Robert Stop.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
All right, I'll send you that.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I got another video.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah, I'll go.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
So this, uh, this next clip is very viral and
most people have seen it. Most people have seen it.
We probably should have played it two days ago. But
my my issue with this video is the reaction of
the kids. So you got the kids you got, I
(36:00):
would say to I don't know. I would say they're
probably in their early twenties. If I had a guess right,
it's like.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
They're on valume of something. What is zoloft? Is zoloft
like valume?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
I don't know, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
It's like they're on zoloft. They're like they're on like
anti It sounds it sounded like they're on antidepressants because
all those fucking kids are now because social media is
making you fucking depressed.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Well yes, my point is, by the way, in Australia,
in Australia, I saw sixteen years old, there's no more
social media everything Instagram, Facebook, TikTok YouTube, Twitter, you're nodel
at sixteen years old.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
You under sixteen, you cannot have access to that. Good
for them, man, just good for them. Just what And
by the way, can I say why they're doing it?
Because the suicide rate, the depression rate, obesity, it was
it's don't forget at that age, your your brain is
(37:03):
forming and you are being brainwashed with algorithms. And the
country of Australia thought it was such a danger to
the youth run.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
That they banned it, the first country in the world.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
All right, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me,
listen me. Yes, but you're missing the point. You're missing
the real point here. Yeah, they're banning it for all
the good reasons. Right. It will never this is the
key point of that story today. It will never happen
in America. Oh never, because there's so much money to
(37:41):
be made on that Australia. In Australia, not everything's about this.
Not everything is about the money. They will never do
it in America.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
It will never ever happen in America.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
They don't give a ship. The profits on those social
media companies are so large. They will never do it
in America.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Here's here's the one concern they have in Australia that
sixteen years old. It does a band until you're sixteen
years old. Is the concern is they're going to find
other dark sites that could be much more dangerous.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Oh, the kids will find the workaround.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
They'll find it. Kids are very resourceful if they want so.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
The worry is they're going to go to the doc
web where it gets real nasty, the doc.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
The dc web, The doc web is now Twitter. All
the doc web went right to Twitter. Elon Musk allows
everything now all right, Oh, so let's get back to
this video. So I think It's important because I think
the two kids that film this video or I would
say they're in their early twenties maybe, and it's I
think it shows you the youth of America that, like
(38:49):
college kids, nothing stimulates kids these days. When we were
growing up, we were stimulated rod But now that everything
is right here on your phone, you can see everything.
I think. I think the youth of America they're just
dead inside.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
You know what funny if they saw that video on
their phone to be like, eh, whatever, I've seen better, right, Yeah,
they're desensitized.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
So I want to play this video. It's it's the
plane landing on a car on I ninety five. Everyone
has seen the video, but I've focused on the kids reacting.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
To a mission plane landing on a car on a highway.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
If I saw that growing up, I'd be like, holy.
If I saw that growing up with my friend, right,
we would almost drive off the road because we would
be all freaked out, like I can't believe we're seeing this,
and listen, how cat there's one holy shit, and then
the rest is oh my goodness, oh my goodness, Oh
my goodness, oh my goodness. And then the kids says,
so I'm like, hey, I gotta call you back because
(39:47):
of a plane landed on a car.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
Like it's so like, like whatever, dude, let me get you.
And I don't think they even said shit.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
I don't think they swore.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
No, there's one holy shit in the beginning, and I'm like,
and then I'm thinking to myself, okay, but then what
bothers me is the rest of the video where the
one kid is just oh my goodness, oh my goodness,
Oh by goodness, Oh by goodness, Oh my goodness. Oh
I have jobs.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
I swear by ship.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Oh, oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness,
Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Oh
my goodness.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
A plane just crashed onto a on a highway right,
holy wow, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Wow, I'm not even joking.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
A small plane just crashed onto a car.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
And I have it on my video. Oh my goodness.
I'm gonna I'm gonna call one one. I'm gonna have
to call you back. There's a truck right there. Yeah bye,
all right, all right.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Oh, Stephan, let me call you back, Stephan, please, Stephan.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Oh my god, Stefan, this plane just landed on a car.
I don't know, I guess you're okay. Let me just
I'll call you back.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
First my reaction.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Listen, if you're in a car, you see your fucking
plane come over you? What holy shit you watching?
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Holy fuck?
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Why are you recording this?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (41:35):
These guys are like, yeah, Stephan, I'm gonna Stephan, let
me call you right back and then maybe we'll go
to Abby's.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Let me let me tell you the difference between the generations.
When I was growing up, and you know, you're you're
meeting kids at school and stuff, and you're like, oh,
what's your name? And as soon as the kids said
my name is Stephan, I am running. I'm never gonna
be friends with someone named Stephan. Stephan, Stephan, I gotta
call you back, Stephan, Stephan.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
These kids are they're no panic in their voice, monotone.
What do you see?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Wait? Wait, ron, I just want to jump in. What
do you see in your regular day life that that
event a plane landing on a car on a highway
is not much of a big deal to you? What
the fuck do you actually see? That's impressive?
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Literally, the first thing out of my mouth would be like,
what the fuck, Holy shick.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
We'll pull over pull and then yeah, and then I'm like,
oh my god, I'm gonna die. Holy shit, we gotta help.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Dude. If I was driving, I'd be swerving trying to
control the party out of my mind.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Right.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
It looked like.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Hollywood movie stunt. It landed perfectly on the top of
the suv. The SUV put on the blank breaks. The
plane slid off, the roof of the SUV did a
little did a little.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
One eighty, and came to rest. It's one in a million.
It's it's uh, one in a million. No one was hurt.
It's it's you know what they said.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
So that suv, if anyone was in the back seat,
they probably would have been killed.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
The back seat was crushed.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Oh really yeah, so if you were in the back seat,
you probably would have like the the back seat caved in.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Yeah. Well yeah, the people on the plane they walked
away without a scratch. Yeah, isn't that a book?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
So they this is this is what happens. By the way,
it was it was an instructor teaching a student.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, and this is so.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Now they had the NTSB former safety woman whatever.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
So this is what you said. There's protocols when you're
when you lose power. You have to main.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Ninety miles per hour because then the plane turns into
a glider. But you have to maintain ninety miles an hour.
Then you have to Step two is you have to
look for a clearing, preferably a field, right, and then
step three is landing it. And the most dangerous part
about that whole thing, they say, is when you start
(44:23):
to descend and you're gliding.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
It's the power lines.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
It's the overhead. It's the overhead, you know, it's the
overhead power lines. It's the the bridges. That's the most dangerous. Right,
the person did exactly what they were supposed to do.
They maintained ninety miles per hour, They went into a
gliding pattern and looked for the nearest closest place to land,
(44:51):
which happened to be on top of an suv.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Oh yeah, oh my god, I didn't know. We had
an FAA exp for on the podcast this morning. You're
an expert and everything, you know.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
When they say it's like and the woman said, it's
not as common.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
It happens more than you think, is what she was saying.
It happens quite a bit, actually.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Right, Well, but it's more about the the I mean, wow, wow,
oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Stephan, Stephan, I gotta
call you back. He has his friend has a shitty name.
I mean, no, I don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Holy shit, they're dead. They're dead.
Speaker 7 (45:38):
It's gonna go oh my god, it's it's Stephan. Hey Stephan,
hold on, Stephan on a car on the highway.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
Hey, Stephan, let me call you back and then then yeah,
then we'll decide what we'll have for dinner.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
We're on the same page because like, why do I
have to call you back? You know, we just saw
on a couple.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
It's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
We almost got killed. But you know, I land on
the car in front of us. Can I call you back?
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Yeah, Stephan, I'll.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
See you on roadblocks later tonight or is it row roadblocks? Right,
I don't know whatever.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
You know, I had some other news, but I'm afraid
to tell you because you're gonna get very upset.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah, but I also got to leave, I.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Know, but you want to hear this news. You're not
gonna like it.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
I had one more thing, all right, yeah, go ahead, ron,
go ahead, bothered me before Uh, I should bother you. Yeah,
go ahead, bother me.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Billboard. You know what Billboard is?
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Oh, my god, you and your stupid Billboard. We did
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
No, this is different, my friend.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Oh, Billboard just came out with the top two hundred
albums of twenty five.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
The top two hundred albums of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Wait, this is all new mus.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
This is the top selling albums for the year twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Dude, this would mean nothing to me. I don't know
any of this shit.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Now listen to this.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Sadly, the one who's in the number one spot. Right,
we only released her album at the end of the year,
so only she only had like five weeks. Right, The
album was released five weeks before the end of the year,
and her album still became the number one album.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
It's Taylor Swift. She doesn't bother me.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
It's not Taylor Swift. It's Travis Kelsey's go friend. You
have to say it like that.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
I forgot because Travis Kelsey's a big podcast star.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
No, but that's kind of impressive.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
She didn't release the album in the beginning of twenty
twenty five. She released it five weeks before the end
of the year, and it still sold more copies than
any other album in twenty twenty five. By the way
I went, I went to the top ten. I don't
know any of these fucking people.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
It was Sabrina Carpenter on that list. I know the Sabrina. No,
don't do the list because our audience does no shit.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
Sa Brandon competent is number three, okay, the weekend was.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Number eight with what's going on with that guy's face? Uh?
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Stray kids, I don't know who that is?
Speaker 1 (48:25):
All right?
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Oh bad bunny number four?
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Right, Ron, this podcast was amazing today. Did you decide?
Speaker 4 (48:33):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Why don't we just limp to the finish line?
Speaker 3 (48:36):
But it was so good.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
It was great today. And listen to me, Ron, I
don't care about all that. What is it going to
take for me and you to take out the Kelsey
brothers in the podcast world. You think they're doing shit
like this every morning?
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Hell no, Travis Kelsey doesn't do much. But the brother
is actually pretty good.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah. Jason's all right. Well he's chubby, and you know
he didn't have the good looks like his brother, so
he had to develop a personality.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Yeah, the brains. Listen, you and I can go toe
to toe with the Kelsey Brothers.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
No problem. Oh, by the way, I do want to
finish with something. I'm going to finish on an up note. So, uh,
remember when you said that Oreo cookies uh don't burn.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Initially, when orio cookie was first made, it was only
like four ingredients. Now there's like fifty yeah, nothing, there's
nothing natural in it. Right, I'm considered like it's like, uh,
it's fireproof, you could use it's fireproof.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
I'm no, no, no, no, I'm queuing up the video. Sorry,
I should have cut it up ahead of time. All right,
Oh my god, why is it? Why is it going?
Oh my god? What?
Speaker 3 (49:54):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (49:54):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (49:54):
How do you just let you know when when when
oriol cookies were first made, it had real lard in it.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
It had a cream, it had sugar, it had butter.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
It was all natural ingredients, and if you put a
flame to it, it would catch on fire and melt
almost immediately.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Now now watch what happened.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
No, you sent the video to me to prove that
Oreo cookies don't burn. And what I see in this
video is the Oreo cookie burning. It's not burning. It's
not all right, here we go it It's not a
burn flame thrower on an Oreo cookie will not burn
all right. I got to play it off my phone.
But here we go, Oreo cookie. It's the next one.
(50:35):
It's the next one. Here we go for thirty seconds.
They hit the flamethrower on this Oreo cookie. It's a
it's an audio podcast for most people. Ron So talk
about it. You see the flame, it's trying to burn
up the Oreo cookie.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
You look at the shuttle challenger. There's nothing happening. It
looks like it's not catching on fire.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
All right. So the flamethrower is on this thing for
about thirty seconds. Yeah, says that the thing doesn't light up.
But watch the end of the video. It's clearly thirty seconds.
It's clearly on fire. It's the thirty seconds is just
about up here.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Can you show the beginning of the video?
Speaker 1 (51:12):
Look, look, look there you go. Is that on fire
or not?
Speaker 4 (51:15):
Ron?
Speaker 3 (51:16):
It's not melting, but it was on fire. No, no, no,
the surrounded surface was on fire.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
Oreo cookies are considered so poisonous that they're banned in Europe.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yeah, by the.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Way, you just show the beginning of the video. That
was like they did like five.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Seconds ten seconds, twenty seconds, twenty five seconds, there's no effect.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
It's don't you think it should melt?
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Why would I show a three minute fucking video? These
people have no attention spans.
Speaker 3 (51:48):
We have no attention spans left.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
These people have no attention spans, So you got to
make it quick and easy for them. Why would I
show the whole video? You send me a twenty minute
video of Dick of Andy Dick? Why we play that?
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (52:05):
I love how Andy Dick just doubles down on the
od's like a little crack, a little crack now and
then never hurt you.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
So excited people are talking about him again. This is
my suggestion, ignore Andy Dick and step over him. When
you see him dead on Hollywood Boulevard. Just step over him.
Don't even call anybody, because that's what he wants. He
just needs that attention.
Speaker 3 (52:31):
Oh hard to do.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Videographers following him like twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 3 (52:37):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
All right, Well, Ron, I want to go, Ron. I
was thinking I got to figure it out. Though I'm
gonna break character for a second. Ron is making this
a lot of fun lately, and it's near the end
of the year and I'm thinking of doing maybe like
a round the Way to Appreciation Day on the podcast.
(52:59):
I'm thinking I got some ideas. Go on, I got on,
I got some ideas. Yeah, I got some ideas. Opie's
so miserable? Ron Am I miserable? Am I miserable?
Speaker 3 (53:13):
Ron Opie? You are pure sunshine?
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Thank you? Ron the Way to Appreciation Day? Ron Am
I miserable?
Speaker 3 (53:21):
No Opie, you are thank you are a ray of
sunshine in a doctor world.
Speaker 1 (53:28):
I love that these people still don't get me. I
will turn this off and have the best day, Like
none of this matters to me. I'm just ranting and
raving and having fun. I don't give a crap about
any of this stuff I talked about today.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
We're raving, baby. We're like at the club, but the
glove Dicks.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Except for Andy Dick, go screw. I know what you're
all about, you attention seeker, narcissist. Gives a crap and
you turn blue something.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
This is what this is what Andy Dick said. He
goes he was walking down the sidewalk in Hollywood. He
saw a father, yeah, the same age as him, with
two young boys with his two kids, and Andy Dick
said I could.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
Relate to him with the same age, he has two kids.
Speaker 5 (54:16):
I felt so bad for him that I wanted to
communicate with him, so.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
I sat down beside him on the sidewalk and I
wanted to get his story.
Speaker 5 (54:28):
Well, it turns out he put out this tinfoil and
was smoking it, and I knew what that was, and
I said, well, what the hell, let me have a
little two to that too.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
So he smoked the guy the homeless guys stuff in
odeed and then the videoographers who were videotaping him had
to revive him. Yeah, he was trying to do the
right thing in the right place, and he felt bad
(55:00):
for the homeless guy with kids because he can relate
to they were the same age.
Speaker 3 (55:03):
And then they shared crack.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Right there you go, All right, Kovo Kovo, Kovokovo, Kobo.
You're trying too hard, Kobo, Kobo, you're on our radar.
How about you settled down and join our little group
because this is working and we're having fun. You and
your stupid little hate it's not.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
I don't need I don't need the bells and whistles.
I don't need to be five.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Hundred feet above above New York looking down on people
judging them.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
I'm in a basement looking up the over the top,
bodest the over.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
The top, trying too hard with the hate. It's not
working anymore. We're building a nice little fucking community here, Kobo,
So why don't you join us.
Speaker 2 (55:44):
You're five hundred feet above the ground and I'm actually
below the ground.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
Yeah. But Ron, Ron the waiter appreciation day coming soon.
And my my goal because I didn't maybe a girl, dude,
my goal. I was having a good life. I turned
this on to fall around and that's it. I have
nothing to prove to anybody anymore. And then you come
into my fucking life. So now my goal is to
get you a beach house. There you go, my goal.
(56:11):
That's my goal. That's my goal now, Ron, all right,
I got to.
Speaker 3 (56:16):
Huh did you say outhouse? Beach oh beach house? Oh yeah,
I mean with you?
Speaker 1 (56:23):
Oh yeah, we got to figure out how to take
out the Kelsey Brothers in the podcast world. And yeah,
that's my goal now, Ron, I mean, you know, to
give you enough where you could decide if you want
your own beach house. That's my goal now, Rock, it's
my goal. I didn't want this goal. I had a
good life. I did it. I have nothing to prove
to anybody, but you stumbled into my fucking life and
(56:46):
now I'm stuck with you. So I might as well
get you a beach house.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
I want a beach house, all right.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
Listen. The first step is to hit the like on
this if you know, for Ron, not for me, for
Ron Ron and his beach house. Hit the like on
the way out, and uh, you know, I hear from you,
you guys all the time. I mean, no one's super chatting.
I get it. But the least you can do is
to listen to this on a podcast app.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
That's how we get round.
Speaker 1 (57:14):
The way to a beach house. You just watching for
free every morning on the YouTube means nothing. Nothing. We
need you to listen to these things on a podcast app.
So subscribe to Don't Be Radio wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 3 (57:27):
Oh your appreciation. Hey, by the way, you know what
the truth is? I like, believe it or not? Go
watch other podcast. It's not this entertaining, it's not this informative.
There's very there are no doubt spots, there's no there's.
Speaker 2 (57:44):
No empty space with with Opie and Eye we go
at it. It's fucking entertaining. Yo, I'm telling you go
listen to Joe Rogan or Theo Vaughn
Do do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do. Good morning, everybody. Welcome
to the Opie Radio Podcast. And look who's on screen
right away, ron the Waiter also known as Ron Berman
comedy on all the socials. Look at you getting a
plug right off the bat.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Ronnie the Giant Opie Radio show seen in three time zones.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh you're right all over the world, Ron all over
the world.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
President Claudia Shinebomb Mexican President Claudia Shinebom, Jewish DM me
because all Jews know each other. She says, she loves
the show. She loves the show.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I was thinking about, uh you last night at the
Christmas party at our building, Ronnie. I was thinking of you.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh maybe I should have got an invite.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Then we know it's for the residents. It's for the residence.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Why were you thinking about me then?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Because they had the kosher table and the kosher table,
bro Man, you got you guys gotta pump up your food.
I understand it's a religious thing, but you know, we
had we had the heat lamps over all the food,
the carving station. We had like the nice steak and
the chicken and for whatever reason, turkey and uh and
(01:24):
and a nice pasta and uh, some nice roasted potatoes.
And there was a beautiful heat lamp over everything, a
gorgeous orange heat lamp. And then in the corner, just
looking really sad with no lights on, it was the
kosher table. You want to know what was on the
kosher table? A dry salad, dinner rolls. I think it
(01:46):
was dry turkey, but I'm I'm not, I'm not positive.
And and a donut.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
With no, no, no, it's it's not a donut. It's
called souf ganioat.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No, it's a donut.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You go, you gentile called donut. It's actually soof gunnyoat.
It is a jelly filled donut. It's a Jewish jelly field.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's a jelly donut. You you fool, But I really
I was thinking of you, and I was thinking of
your religion. I'm like, man, when the Aliens land in
twenty twenty seven, according to Rod, the way to man,
are you guys gonna be said that you suffered, You
suffered with your food for thousands of years. When the
Aliens show us that religion is bs and then you're
(02:35):
gonna sit there and go man, all the sacrifices I
made with my kosher food.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No, you don't get it. The aliens are Jewish. No, no, no,
no no no.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
If the aliens come, there's no, there's no Jews.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
There's no You've never seen their spaceship. It's it's it's
the shape of a star with David.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Is it really that that doesn't seem like it would fly?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well, well, there are there are triangle UFOs for sure.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Ron You know a lot of people I see him
in the chat. They're like, you know, oh, take us inside.
How it is to live in a luxury building in
Manhattan and you get the Christmas party every year? You
want the reality? The reality is we have a small lobby.
(03:20):
We don't have shared space. So they set up the
food like area right in the lobby with the circular
door right there, right, And people are still coming in
and out because they're you know, they got things to do,
and the cold breeze is just blowing over everybody. Everybody's
holding a plate of food. You would think we would
(03:40):
sit nicely at some tables or something, right, guess how
we were sitting roun We were sitting in the hallway
and putting our food on our knees.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Hold on, hold on. You said you live in a
luxury building, right.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
A luxury building. Oh okayancuse me.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Every luxury building been into visit friends or delivering flowers.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, they all have like like on the third or
fourth floor.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Like I know, we don't know the mazzanine, like the
lob you know where where you can the couches, televisions.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
No, we don't have that. Picked. I did well for
myself and I picked the worst luxury building in Manhattan.
We don't have that. So we had our plate of
food for our Christmas party on our knees as we're
sitting in the dirty hallway.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Here's my question, what was the makeup of the Christians
and the Jews?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You know, looking at the kosher table, there's a lot
more Christians in this building, a lot more. You had
one sad table and we had the We had the
whole lobby filmed.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
You know, honestly, I thought it'd be opposite because.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Upper west Side is fucking jew Central.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
A couple other things about the the luxury building Christmas party.
They don't they don't invite the help. They don't invite
the help. Dude, I'm looking around, like you should invite
the help. These people work hard in this building, you know,
let them mingle among among us.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
You live in a luxury building. Oh, I don't. Why
would you want to mingle with the help.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Because they're way cooler than the residents. Do you understand?
I have way way better conversations with the help. I
don't even call them the help. I'm just saying it
for this, for this, uh, this live stream of ours? Uh?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Is it.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Is it normal for the staff of the building to
join in on the Hanukkah and Christmas festivities?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Of course not love it?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Why is the help here?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Love it?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But I don't want to be. Oh I want to
be with the help. They're cool as fuck.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I don't want to be hobnobbing with the help.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Really? No?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Right?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
And then uh? And then we have a garage attached
to this building. It's a separate company technically, but they're
running around getting our cars every morning, so we could
get kids to school, and they drive to work and
they work their balls off.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I go, hey, Joe, I like the Joe. I go, Joe,
you're going to the Christmas party tonight? He goes. He
starts laughing. He goes, we're not invited, So I brought
a plate of food down to the boys.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
So where the fuck would you fit him if you're
all in the lobby anyways.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Well, I don't know. I guess they could have sat
like next to us in the hallway.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
And then here's my question, So do you have a
Christmas tree up in the lobby?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Christmas tree? Christmas? Oh yeah? Well uh oh, I don't know.
I think maybe the residents complained because you know what,
I don't know if I saw a Christmas tree last night?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
What about a Manora?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I'm Menora? No, you know, I knew our luxury building
Christmas party was fancy. They had a heart player at player,
a hot player in the in in in the corner,
and no one could hear because of the because of
the wind blowing through the lobby and the people trying
to socialize as they sit on the floor with their
(07:13):
play of food on their knees.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
But no, you probably couldn't hit.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You couldn't hear the hot player because the Jewish residents
were looking at their fucking dimly lit, tiny little kosher
table going.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
It was.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Insaid, your kosher table was so sad it was so sad,
and I came to a realization that no one knows
how to play the harp. I think the instrument itself
is so beautiful, right, you hire a hot piece of ass.
She was a hot piece of ass. I don't know
if she was playing well, because I think the instrument
(07:54):
is so good that all you have to do is
like this with your fingers across it, and it just
makes beautiful sounds. I don't know if you actually learn
how to play the thing.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, it's an instrument, dude, It's like it's just that
it's learning how to play the guitar.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
No, it's not like playing the guitar.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
By the way, you're only allowed to play the hop
aren't you supposed to play it in a toga?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
I like that?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Sure, I like how you said that. You know, but
I got I got cake pops popping out of my
butt at this point. You know, I indulged in the
cake pops. I indulged in the little chocolate boost of
the tiny little little things with the tidy spool. I
was like trying to eat my dessert in the hallway.
(08:44):
And then, dude, man, people just suck. They just suck. Now,
you gotta understand, like the building isn't made for a
Christmas party, obviously, they don't even they can't even bring
in folding chairs because it would just take up too
much of the space. So they're like, you know what,
people just sit on the dirty rug with their plate
of food on their knees. And then they have like
(09:05):
a loading doc area where they bring in the people
to cater the Christmas party. Do you understand. So they
got this loading area that has a giant door that
leads right out to the cold. So they're doing their best.
They're working their asses off. They're trying to make it
look fancy with the trays. Hey, would you like a
pig in a blanket? Stupid pig lives its whole life
(09:27):
and it ends up as a pig in a blanket,
poor fucking thing. I'm like, no, I don't want your
pig in the blanket, Obie, but I'll take the short ribs,
and I'll take your macaroni and cheese. I'll take your
sous shape Opie.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
You your Christmas spirit is lacking.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I don't think you have any Christmas spirit left. You're
more like is a scrooge. Yeah, no, strue Ronnie predicts
that does a good chance that tonight, Yeah, you're gonna
be visited by three ghosts. Show you the appreciation of Christmas.
It's not about it's not about.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Having cheers and a table.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, it's it's it's it's about Jesus, O Jesus, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I I celebrate, I celebrate Santa Claus. I don't celebrate Jesus.
I celebrate Santa Claus.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
You hear me, the fat man, you hear me.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
But but anyway, so I just got to finish this.
So no, this is you'll like this, You'll like this
part of the rat. So you know, me and my family,
we lower our expectations. We understand we're gonna be sitting
on a dirty rug with our with our Christmas food
on our fucking knees. We understand that, and we pop
up if they're offering a good or DIRV nice or
(10:54):
DIRV right, all sudden, dude, and I no offense, but
it had to be one of yours, one of what
I wish I could point to you direct and poke
you in the nose all sudden. This lady, this Karen,
she she acts up, She can't handle it anymore. She
goes this food is cold, and then would tell everybody,
(11:22):
I mean, just just it's all about her. Now, these
poor workers are working their asses off, working hard for
the Christmas party, and she's screaming this food is cold,
and she basically is like, I need to talk to
about it.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Car.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
First of all, her name is not Karen, it's Golda. Right,
she has every right, yeah for complain.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
About cold food. Yeah, what do we chop lever?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
We're chopped.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
You don't treat joos like that. We're we deserve hot food.
Golda has every right to covetch.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But everyone else is like, will you shut up? See
see look at me at turning this around Ron, I'm like, well,
you shut up. They're doing the best they can do.
You understand, they're preparing the food in a loading dock
with a giant door open because they also got to
get the garbage out of the building.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
We only expect the best, so we want the best.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Simply see you know it's one of yours. You're admitting
it's one of yours.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, do we expect the best.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
We're less than one percent of the population.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
We have to have the best.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
We're point zero seven percent of the population. But we
really control almost everything.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
All right, relax right, all right, listen to me.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I have a quick question.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Has Andy Dick ever been on your shop?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Andy Dick? I don't know. I feel like he was
and he was a dick, and I know that's that
sounds very hack, but I'm being serious. I don't know.
I mean, he's just like what it seems like, he's
just like a drug addict. Now right.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
He did you see the interview after Yeah, he straight
up o'deide on the sidewalk. Yeah, didn't apologize for it. Yeah, Yeah,
I smoke some crack with some guy and I'll probably
do it again.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, he's yeah, he's like, just leave me alone, Just
leave him alone. Who gives a crap about Andy Dick.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I'm surprised he's still alive.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Andy Ditcher had been having wild drug stories for the
past two decades.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh no shit. You know, some some people skate and others,
you know, they can't, They can't handle it and they
go early. Just screw Andy Dick. He had life handed
to him and then look what he did with it.
He's now on a sidewalk in what Hollywood. And I
saw the video. He looked like he was turning fucking blue.
And then they'd interview him the next day and he's
(13:53):
all casual about it, no.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Head, a drink in his hand, he's with his video augors,
the big deal, just the average day of my Andy Dick.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
You know, you know what, how much attention do you need?
How much attention does one person needs? Screw Andy Dick?
All right, listen to me. Home Alone. I got an
observation about Home Alone, Ronnie. You watch the Home Alone.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Movies McAuley caulkin.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Right, McAuley culkin. But it turns out his younger brother's
way more famous, and in Home Alone he was just
a little side character. And now he's more famous than McCauley.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Karen Caulkin, Kierenan, I think, right, Karen Karen Culkin. Yeah, yeah,
he just won the oscar by the way.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah I know, and you served the once at the
Bohemian Friends. No, you're not friends.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Excuse me, we're in the same union. What do you mean?
You're fucking union brothers. We're on the picket lines right
all right?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Well, Home Alone? What did the father do to uh
have a house like he had? And what what did
the father do for a living that he could fly
nine people to Paris for Christmas? What the fuck did that? Father?
Do you think he was a drug lord? Ron?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Isn't that the question? Like because it never said in
the movie what he did for a living?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Right?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I assume hi finance, no high finance?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Maybe well that I mean that shit bothers me, like
the Friends people. You know, my daughter got into Friends.
So we've been binge watching Friends. Although she tapped out,
thank god, about to watch Joey one more scene with Joey?
But how do they afford their apartment? They live in
(15:48):
a multi million dollar that's a multi million dollar apartment
in the off of Central Park, and they serve coffee, right,
and one's a struggling actor. How do they how do
they afford that ship? Look at how you live Ron?
In a basement that floods?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Like see Bee worked in the coffee shop, Joe was
a struggling act.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I think Chandler had a good job.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, what did he have?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Wasn't Chandler actually in finance? Was he in a business?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I think he was just floating around.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, Chandler was the one that had like a good job.
That's how he could afford all.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
The look at this, Look at how annoyed this guy is. Jesus,
that's your take on the Home Alone Father. You are bothered,
you are bothered. Yeah, it's my take because they live
in an insane house in the suburbs of Chicago and
(16:53):
uh and they're flying to Paris for fucking Christmas. Yeah,
that's my take. What the hell did the guy do
for a living? I want to know?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
There, Joe Peshi talks about he had never really done
comedy before, and he's coming off like was it Good Fellas?
Like he's coming off like a several Mafia movies and
they're like, hey, Joe, why don't you try comedy? He's like,
and as a whim, he fucking took the role in
(17:26):
Home Alone and it absolutely transformed his career. Yeah, and
this is what he said. He said him And what
was this Daniel who's the other guy, the other Stern?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Howard Howard's brother. But Howard doesn't like mentioning that.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Huh bullshit?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
All right, So Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern thought the
movie wasn't going to do well anyways, and they weren't
comedic actors, right, So they said let's just make it
over the top just for the fuck of it, Like,
let's let's make it campy because it's probably they'll cut
(18:10):
it anyways. It's not gonna do well. We're not even
comedic actors. Let's go campy over the top.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
And it fucking worked.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
It worked, right, I know? And then uh, and then
the pest had a singing career. He had a hit song.
Do you know his hit song, Joe Pesci's hit song?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Do you know the musical Jersey Boys? No, the Jersey
The musical Jersey Boys is based on well, like Frankie
Valley and all that at the four I don't know. Yeah, dude,
Joe Peshi started off in a boy band in New
Jersey with like Frankie Valley, and Joe Peshi was a
(18:56):
musician before he ever became an actor. This Suredy Boys
is about Joe Petty. Joe Petchy is in the fucking musical.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
How do you know? How do I know? Know? How
do you know this? Because I noticing, baby, I'm trying
to find his hit song, but I can't find it
right now? Okay, I got Joe.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Pety is actually a copy musician and he started off
as a copy musician as a boy growing up in
New Jersey. He's fucking very good friends with Frankie Valley. Yeah,
they started a boy band. The musical Jersey Shores is
literally about that.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
You learned something new today?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
No, I didn't. I was barely paying attention. Did you
see me looking down at my phone?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Hey, hey, I heard the oil prices are gonna go
down even more?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Why? Oh, Venezuela, right, you know that?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
So they they seized a tanker, yeah with two uh.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Hold on, yes, they sees a tanker that can that
contains two million barrels of oil. That's a lot of oil,
Trump says. And they said, and they said the Trump, so,
what are you gonna do now that you have the ship?
And he goes, well, what are.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
You gonna go?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
He said, what are you gonna do with the oil?
Now do you have?
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Jim?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
He goes, We're gonna use it. He said, million barrel that's.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Gonna keep it. That's gonna start a war. But he
wants a war. But then he doesn't even know why
he's there.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
He wants the president of Venezuela out.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
However, regime change is what.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Well, here, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
The president of Venezuela, Maduro, he lost the election in
state in power and the woman who won the the
democratic fair election in Venezuela had to flee the country
and she got the Nobel Peace Prize.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Is over Trump?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Nice? What did she get it for for?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
For for for standing up to political violence and corruption?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
The woman who got elected legally from Venezuela got the
Nobel Peace Prize for for sticking up for democracy?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Maduro lost the election and stayed in power.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
So that's what That's what the Trump administration is saying is, hey,
we don't mind regime change because he's he's the element
illegitimate president anyways.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
So so she got the Nobel I used to say noble.
She got the Nobel Peace Prize for running away. That's nice. Yeah,
so in her country and leaving everyone behind, she gets
the Nobel Peace Prize. That's that's so weight. She didn't
have to gilled.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
He would have been killed if she stayed.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Hey, that's why she got the Nobel Peace Prize for
running away things? Get what does she do? I'm running away, bitches,
and I'm grabbing a Nobel piece prize on the way out.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, here's the other thing where like it's kind of
legit to take the tanker is that was Sant Jane
oil that was heading to Cuba, Cuba and then going
to Iran.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
You said so, I said it weird.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You said it like you're from Long Island, like you're
from bog.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It was going to Cuba.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, I don't know. I think we're going to war.
I think regime change. I think it's gonna get interesting.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Here you go, and it's all it's all a deflection.
Of course, it's all the deflection.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Where's our Epstein files? Didn't they say they were releasing them?
Didn't they have thirty days to do it? Where are they?
Where are Just like I said, when all this went down,
we're never seen.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
It's a deflection on two things that scene filed and
the fucking economy. Affordability trumps Affordability.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Doesn't even exist.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
To Trump, he said, our Turkey prices were very low,
that things are going well. You gotta believe that Trump's there.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
So listen, you know how we say we don't pick
sides here Trump or Biden, but one of Biden's one
of Biden's major mistakes running for reelection is he kept saying, Hey,
the economy's fine, what are.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
You talking about? Bay by by bah bah.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
And that was one of the reasons Biden lost the election,
is because he was saying, what are you talking about?
The economy's great? Well, now Trump is literally doing the
same thing. He's pulling a Biden. Not only is he
pulling a Biden by saying it's a democratic hoax. Oh,
they did a poll, by the way, who's responsible for
(23:51):
the economy at this time?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Right? Trump?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Seventy three percent?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Sorry, seventy percent said it's at this point, this is
Trump economy.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
This is Trump's responsibility. It's all on Trump. And he's
still bid.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
You don't want to buy it anymore, dude. He was
in Pennsylvania. He was telling us that the economy is
going talk about it brely going great. No, he said,
Turkey prices were extremely low this past year.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
This is how Trump? How did the economy? Yeah, the
stock market?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
The stock market your four oh one k's yeah, that's
not America.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
We understand that, right, that's not America.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Hey, Ron, I want to play two videos for you today.
Are you ready for a couple of videos?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Hold on, there's a video. Is it sexy videos? Is
it boom boom? Is it boom boom?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
It's not boom boom boom boom videos.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
What do we got?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I got a video video? Uh, this is the this
is the news story of the day, and I want
to I want to get your opinion on this. Okay,
So listen closely, Ron and we'll we'll talk on the
other side. Here we go.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Funny man says he was accidentally shot by his dog.
The bizarre mishap happened late last night at a home
on the three hundred block of State Street in Chillington.
The man told police he was cleaning a shotgun and
put it down on his bed. When the man sat
down on the bed, he says, the dog jumped up
onto the bed, causing the firearm to discharge and strike
(25:34):
him in.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
The lower back.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
The man was rushed to the hospital, where he underwent surgery.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I call.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Shot.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
It's a little fishy, the story. It's a little fishy.
You talk about you think a.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Dog can with his paw the fucking pull a trigger
on a shotgun?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
What happened to me that? Jesus Christ?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Well, hey, listen, is it plausible A dog could jump
on the bed in the paw. You know, it could
be a hairline trigger. What are those triggers that they
call hairline trigger?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
You just got to touch it? Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Okay, hold on, here's my question.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
You own guns, we know how they work.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Ron, Oh, we all own guns. I don't own a gun.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, you're in America, you have What do you mean
you don't have a gun. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
That's good?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
What are you're waiting for? They basically hand them out
to kids now where they're bored. America.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I forget the number. I'll look at it for tomorrow's show. Yeah,
it's there's so.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Many guns in America. It's like five guns per person.
Like it's it's like quadruple the amount.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I think.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
So, what's the population of America if you had fifty million.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I think about twenty seventh out.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
There's there's I think it's like seven eight guns per
human being.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
It's in America. There are so many guns in America.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
That in New York, by the way, Long Island, where
you live, they just had a gun buy back in
Nassau County.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
There's so many fucking guns. If you give you your
gun we'll give you like a PlayStation, or it will
give you like a two hundred dollars get certificate.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Ron, I'm not gonna lie. I I'm really starting to
like doing these with you because you bring up so
much good shit. I love the gunback programs. I'll tell
you why. The buys always the buyback whatever, right, because
then it's on the local news, like look at how
many guns we were able to get off the street.
(27:40):
And then everyone gets like a certificate like you said
to Applebee's or a fucking PlayStation or something whatever. And uh,
and I always look like, oh, that's cute. They got
twenty five guns off the street. That's nothing, it's a blip.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
So they just they literally just did it.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Where you live Nassau County, it was like they got
like around two hundred guns up the street.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I live in Suffolk County. I wouldn't be caught dead
in Nassau County. Those people, it was a difference. I
don't and and and and I ignore the south Shore
people out of Long Island too.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I understand.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
The line is the l I e no one goes.
I understand fucking own a beach house.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
I understand if you say no country. That means you
don't own a beach house.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
No, that's not that's what you mean. It's not what
it meant.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
You're trying to say, you're not trailer park white trash asshole.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I'm doing this for you. I already had my career.
I'm doing this for Ron the waiter, so he could somebody.
Now I'm doing this for you, Ron. I don't need
to do this anymore.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
So I don't like Gandhi. You're a giver.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
You. My goal is to get you a beach house.
How about that, Ron?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
How about an outhouse?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
That would be good.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
You know what's funny? So they took two hundred guns
off the street yesterday in Long Island. What percentage is that?
It's probably like it doesn't even register. What's two hundred guns?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
That's what I just said. That's why I love it.
It's not back programs. There are jokes will never take
care of you know. I was, I was, I was
one of these guys. Too many guns in America, And
then I realized, oh right, we should have taken care
of that a real long time ago. So now I'm like,
what the hell, let me see how many I could get.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
I don't know how many people have crew. I don't
know how many people have traveled to the first time.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I spent two months in Arizona because I was dating
this girl who lived beside Alice Cooper. In Arizona, you
are allowed to carry guns as long as long as
they're not concealed. People have six shooters, like it's normal.
Like in the wild West. You know the gun belt
(30:01):
and you have like a pocket for one gun and
a pocket for two gun and you have the bullets
in the back of the belt. Yeah, that's how people
walk dress and walk around in Arizona because it's fucking legal.
You're in line at Burger King and there's a guy
in front of you with two fucking pistols, Right, man,
it's normal.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
You want to you know, you can I say one
thing about that.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, there's less mass shootings and in places like Arizona
because there's other people with guns who can stop stop
that person.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
That's why I say, let's just get it over with
and just give everybody a gun. That's I mean, we're
not going to solve this issue. Listen to me.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
You know how close we are to escape from New
York with a run. Kurt Russell run.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
One of the biggest turn ons in my life. You
like this stuff, let me let me speak for a second.
One of the biggest turn ons in my life. When
I was single, I spent a little time in Dallas.
I went to Dallas a few times. The women in Dallas,
(31:09):
we I went down there for a few gigs. We
were syndicated to Dallas. The women in Dallas don't play.
They all got breast implants, and they have guns in
their glove boxes. They leave their guns in their cars
and go into the clubs to party. Every woman I
saw in Dallas had breast implants and a gun. If
(31:32):
that's not a turn.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
On, I dated two girls from Texas.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Dude, they get dulled up just to leave the house
to walk down the driveway to get the mail. No,
I'm not joking, like it's it's it's it's like it's
like living in a beauty pageant.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Their special breed and they and here's the other thing.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And here's the other thing with Texas women. Yeah, they
can drink you under the table. I'm not fucking around.
And they all drive drunk.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
And trust me, the place we went, I don't remember
the place anymore. But for whatever reason, you weren't allowed
to have your gun inside, so they all put them
just in their cars. It was unbelievable. All right, listen,
Uh oh that's all you got on the dog story?
Do you honestly think the dog jumps on?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
No? No, hold on? Hold on? So he was shot
in the back.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
So either the fucking dog did it or someone else
did it and he protecting the other person.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Dude, if you're on a bed, how are you getting
shot in the back? Well? I understand how.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Well listen, he's sitting on the bed, right, the gun
is behind him, facing his back.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Right.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
The dog jumps up perfectly where the paw goes, where
the trigger is.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
The paw goes in between the trigger and the loop,
and and then when the paw goes down, it pushes
the trigger in.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Is it plausible? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Did you say?
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Pause?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Because I work on a different level. I work on
a different level than you.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
No, you don't. How about this. I'll come back with
this one. We need paw control. Eh.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
What was that ps A with the dog? But the
dog with the fucking trench coat like Dick Tracy. Remember
they used to be a pc A.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Oh yeah, that ringing a bell.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Maybe somewhere in the chat can help us out with that.
He was wasn't he a crime fighter dog or something?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Hey? Quickly, just to finish off something we were talking
with you.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Ron, Huh nothing, Sorry, I apologize, Ron.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
I'm just trying to keep the show going. Sometimes I
got to.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Pick You know, I got plenty of stuff I couldn't
get to.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
You got like at the bottom of your hat, you
got like wings. You look like the guy from Fuck
of Seagulls.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Through my hair? Is terrible. It's at least you have here. Dude,
did you see the picture you? By the way, I
know we're like just all over the place today. What
you This guy rules by the way, I don't know.
He might be a hater who cares. His name is
a terrifier on the Twitter is uh? First name is art?
He fucking ai? You bro? Look at you with a beard? Yo?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Dude? You would roar with a beard?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Dude? I look like fucking little foot.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Isn't that creepy? Du What?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I look so much older?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
You look like you look like like do I look
like a bad ass?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
You look like you look like no I'm not sending
that to you. Why would I because I want it
and I asked for it. You look like you look
like you lead a biker gang dode.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
My father owed a bike a ba You look like
you see that again?
Speaker 4 (35:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah? I gotta let me see. Let me see what
I look like with a full facial.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
All right, now, I gotta find it again. I don't
know where is it?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Oh my god, I can't work out of these conditions.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Good leave, All right, there you go. There's right.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Why does my hairline look bad?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
It's the exact hair not dude. Look at your hair
now and look at it in the pictures.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
That doesn't look like that looks like Littlefoot.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
It looks like Robert Stop.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
All right, I'll send you that.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I got another video.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah, I'll go.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
So this, uh, this next clip is very viral and
most people have seen it. Most people have seen it.
We probably should have played it two days ago. But
my my issue with this video is the reaction of
the kids. So you got the kids you got, I
(36:00):
would say to I don't know. I would say they're
probably in their early twenties. If I had a guess right,
it's like.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
They're on valume of something. What is zoloft? Is zoloft
like valume?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
I don't know, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
It's like they're on zoloft. They're like they're on like
anti It sounds it sounded like they're on antidepressants because
all those fucking kids are now because social media is
making you fucking depressed.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Well yes, my point is, by the way, in Australia,
in Australia, I saw sixteen years old, there's no more
social media everything Instagram, Facebook, TikTok YouTube, Twitter, you're nodel
at sixteen years old.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
You under sixteen, you cannot have access to that. Good
for them, man, just good for them. Just what And
by the way, can I say why they're doing it?
Because the suicide rate, the depression rate, obesity, it was
it's don't forget at that age, your your brain is
(37:03):
forming and you are being brainwashed with algorithms. And the
country of Australia thought it was such a danger to
the youth run.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
That they banned it, the first country in the world.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
All right, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me,
listen me. Yes, but you're missing the point. You're missing
the real point here. Yeah, they're banning it for all
the good reasons. Right. It will never this is the
key point of that story today. It will never happen
in America. Oh never, because there's so much money to
(37:41):
be made on that Australia. In Australia, not everything's about this.
Not everything is about the money. They will never do
it in America.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
It will never ever happen in America.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
They don't give a ship. The profits on those social
media companies are so large. They will never do it
in America.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Here's here's the one concern they have in Australia that
sixteen years old. It does a band until you're sixteen
years old. Is the concern is they're going to find
other dark sites that could be much more dangerous.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Oh, the kids will find the workaround.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
They'll find it. Kids are very resourceful if they want so.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
The worry is they're going to go to the doc
web where it gets real nasty, the doc.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
The dc web, The doc web is now Twitter. All
the doc web went right to Twitter. Elon Musk allows
everything now all right, Oh, so let's get back to
this video. So I think It's important because I think
the two kids that film this video or I would
say they're in their early twenties maybe, and it's I
think it shows you the youth of America that, like
(38:49):
college kids, nothing stimulates kids these days. When we were
growing up, we were stimulated rod But now that everything
is right here on your phone, you can see everything.
I think. I think the youth of America they're just
dead inside.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
You know what funny if they saw that video on
their phone to be like, eh, whatever, I've seen better, right, Yeah,
they're desensitized.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
So I want to play this video. It's it's the
plane landing on a car on I ninety five. Everyone
has seen the video, but I've focused on the kids reacting.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
To a mission plane landing on a car on a highway.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
If I saw that growing up, I'd be like, holy.
If I saw that growing up with my friend, right,
we would almost drive off the road because we would
be all freaked out, like I can't believe we're seeing this,
and listen, how cat there's one holy shit, and then
the rest is oh my goodness, oh my goodness, Oh
my goodness, oh my goodness. And then the kids says,
so I'm like, hey, I gotta call you back because
(39:47):
of a plane landed on a car.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
Like it's so like, like whatever, dude, let me get you.
And I don't think they even said shit.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
I don't think they swore.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
No, there's one holy shit in the beginning, and I'm like,
and then I'm thinking to myself, okay, but then what
bothers me is the rest of the video where the
one kid is just oh my goodness, oh my goodness,
Oh by goodness, Oh by goodness, Oh my goodness. Oh
I have jobs.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
I swear by ship.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Oh, oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness,
Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Oh
my goodness.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
A plane just crashed onto a on a highway right,
holy wow, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Wow, I'm not even joking.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
A small plane just crashed onto a car.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
And I have it on my video. Oh my goodness.
I'm gonna I'm gonna call one one. I'm gonna have
to call you back. There's a truck right there. Yeah bye,
all right, all right.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Oh, Stephan, let me call you back, Stephan, please, Stephan.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Oh my god, Stefan, this plane just landed on a car.
I don't know, I guess you're okay. Let me just
I'll call you back.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
First my reaction.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Listen, if you're in a car, you see your fucking
plane come over you? What holy shit you watching?
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Holy fuck?
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Why are you recording this?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (41:35):
These guys are like, yeah, Stephan, I'm gonna Stephan, let
me call you right back and then maybe we'll go
to Abby's.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Let me let me tell you the difference between the generations.
When I was growing up, and you know, you're you're
meeting kids at school and stuff, and you're like, oh,
what's your name? And as soon as the kids said
my name is Stephan, I am running. I'm never gonna
be friends with someone named Stephan. Stephan, Stephan, I gotta
call you back, Stephan, Stephan.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
These kids are they're no panic in their voice, monotone.
What do you see?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Wait? Wait, ron, I just want to jump in. What
do you see in your regular day life that that
event a plane landing on a car on a highway
is not much of a big deal to you? What
the fuck do you actually see? That's impressive?
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Literally, the first thing out of my mouth would be like,
what the fuck, Holy shick.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
We'll pull over pull and then yeah, and then I'm like,
oh my god, I'm gonna die. Holy shit, we gotta help.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Dude. If I was driving, I'd be swerving trying to
control the party out of my mind.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Right.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
It looked like.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Hollywood movie stunt. It landed perfectly on the top of
the suv. The SUV put on the blank breaks. The
plane slid off, the roof of the SUV did a
little did a little.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
One eighty, and came to rest. It's one in a million.
It's it's uh, one in a million. No one was hurt.
It's it's you know what they said.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
So that suv, if anyone was in the back seat,
they probably would have been killed.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
The back seat was crushed.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Oh really yeah, so if you were in the back seat,
you probably would have like the the back seat caved in.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Yeah. Well yeah, the people on the plane they walked
away without a scratch. Yeah, isn't that a book?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
So they this is this is what happens. By the way,
it was it was an instructor teaching a student.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, and this is so.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Now they had the NTSB former safety woman whatever.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
So this is what you said. There's protocols when you're
when you lose power. You have to main.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Ninety miles per hour because then the plane turns into
a glider. But you have to maintain ninety miles an hour.
Then you have to Step two is you have to
look for a clearing, preferably a field, right, and then
step three is landing it. And the most dangerous part
about that whole thing, they say, is when you start
(44:23):
to descend and you're gliding.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
It's the power lines.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
It's the overhead. It's the overhead, you know, it's the
overhead power lines. It's the the bridges. That's the most dangerous. Right,
the person did exactly what they were supposed to do.
They maintained ninety miles per hour, They went into a
gliding pattern and looked for the nearest closest place to land,
(44:51):
which happened to be on top of an suv.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Oh yeah, oh my god, I didn't know. We had
an FAA exp for on the podcast this morning. You're
an expert and everything, you know.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
When they say it's like and the woman said, it's
not as common.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
It happens more than you think, is what she was saying.
It happens quite a bit, actually.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Right, Well, but it's more about the the I mean, wow, wow,
oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Stephan, Stephan, I gotta
call you back. He has his friend has a shitty name.
I mean, no, I don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Holy shit, they're dead. They're dead.
Speaker 7 (45:38):
It's gonna go oh my god, it's it's Stephan. Hey Stephan,
hold on, Stephan on a car on the highway.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
Hey, Stephan, let me call you back and then then yeah,
then we'll decide what we'll have for dinner.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
We're on the same page because like, why do I
have to call you back? You know, we just saw
on a couple.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
It's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
We almost got killed. But you know, I land on
the car in front of us. Can I call you back?
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Yeah, Stephan, I'll.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
See you on roadblocks later tonight or is it row roadblocks? Right,
I don't know whatever.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
You know, I had some other news, but I'm afraid
to tell you because you're gonna get very upset.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah, but I also got to leave, I.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Know, but you want to hear this news. You're not
gonna like it.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
I had one more thing, all right, yeah, go ahead, ron,
go ahead, bothered me before Uh, I should bother you. Yeah,
go ahead, bother me.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Billboard. You know what Billboard is?
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Oh, my god, you and your stupid Billboard. We did
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
No, this is different, my friend.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Oh, Billboard just came out with the top two hundred
albums of twenty five.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
The top two hundred albums of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Wait, this is all new mus.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
This is the top selling albums for the year twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Dude, this would mean nothing to me. I don't know
any of this shit.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Now listen to this.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Sadly, the one who's in the number one spot. Right,
we only released her album at the end of the year,
so only she only had like five weeks. Right, The
album was released five weeks before the end of the year,
and her album still became the number one album.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
It's Taylor Swift. She doesn't bother me.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
It's not Taylor Swift. It's Travis Kelsey's go friend. You
have to say it like that.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
I forgot because Travis Kelsey's a big podcast star.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
No, but that's kind of impressive.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
She didn't release the album in the beginning of twenty
twenty five. She released it five weeks before the end
of the year, and it still sold more copies than
any other album in twenty twenty five. By the way
I went, I went to the top ten. I don't
know any of these fucking people.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
It was Sabrina Carpenter on that list. I know the Sabrina. No,
don't do the list because our audience does no shit.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
Sa Brandon competent is number three, okay, the weekend was.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Number eight with what's going on with that guy's face? Uh?
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Stray kids, I don't know who that is?
Speaker 1 (48:25):
All right?
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Oh bad bunny number four?
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Right, Ron, this podcast was amazing today. Did you decide?
Speaker 4 (48:33):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Why don't we just limp to the finish line?
Speaker 3 (48:36):
But it was so good.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
It was great today. And listen to me, Ron, I
don't care about all that. What is it going to
take for me and you to take out the Kelsey
brothers in the podcast world. You think they're doing shit
like this every morning?
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Hell no, Travis Kelsey doesn't do much. But the brother
is actually pretty good.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah. Jason's all right. Well he's chubby, and you know
he didn't have the good looks like his brother, so
he had to develop a personality.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Yeah, the brains. Listen, you and I can go toe
to toe with the Kelsey Brothers.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
No problem. Oh, by the way, I do want to
finish with something. I'm going to finish on an up note. So, uh,
remember when you said that Oreo cookies uh don't burn.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Initially, when orio cookie was first made, it was only
like four ingredients. Now there's like fifty yeah, nothing, there's
nothing natural in it. Right, I'm considered like it's like, uh,
it's fireproof, you could use it's fireproof.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
I'm no, no, no, no, I'm queuing up the video. Sorry,
I should have cut it up ahead of time. All right,
Oh my god, why is it? Why is it going?
Oh my god? What?
Speaker 3 (49:54):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (49:54):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (49:54):
How do you just let you know when when when
oriol cookies were first made, it had real lard in it.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
It had a cream, it had sugar, it had butter.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
It was all natural ingredients, and if you put a
flame to it, it would catch on fire and melt
almost immediately.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Now now watch what happened.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
No, you sent the video to me to prove that
Oreo cookies don't burn. And what I see in this
video is the Oreo cookie burning. It's not burning. It's
not all right, here we go it It's not a
burn flame thrower on an Oreo cookie will not burn
all right. I got to play it off my phone.
But here we go, Oreo cookie. It's the next one.
(50:35):
It's the next one. Here we go for thirty seconds.
They hit the flamethrower on this Oreo cookie. It's a
it's an audio podcast for most people. Ron So talk
about it. You see the flame, it's trying to burn
up the Oreo cookie.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
You look at the shuttle challenger. There's nothing happening. It
looks like it's not catching on fire.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
All right. So the flamethrower is on this thing for
about thirty seconds. Yeah, says that the thing doesn't light up.
But watch the end of the video. It's clearly thirty seconds.
It's clearly on fire. It's the thirty seconds is just
about up here.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Can you show the beginning of the video?
Speaker 1 (51:12):
Look, look, look there you go. Is that on fire
or not?
Speaker 4 (51:15):
Ron?
Speaker 3 (51:16):
It's not melting, but it was on fire. No, no, no,
the surrounded surface was on fire.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
Oreo cookies are considered so poisonous that they're banned in Europe.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yeah, by the.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Way, you just show the beginning of the video. That
was like they did like five.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Seconds ten seconds, twenty seconds, twenty five seconds, there's no effect.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
It's don't you think it should melt?
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Why would I show a three minute fucking video? These
people have no attention spans.
Speaker 3 (51:48):
We have no attention spans left.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
These people have no attention spans, So you got to
make it quick and easy for them. Why would I
show the whole video? You send me a twenty minute
video of Dick of Andy Dick? Why we play that?
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (52:05):
I love how Andy Dick just doubles down on the
od's like a little crack, a little crack now and
then never hurt you.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
So excited people are talking about him again. This is
my suggestion, ignore Andy Dick and step over him. When
you see him dead on Hollywood Boulevard. Just step over him.
Don't even call anybody, because that's what he wants. He
just needs that attention.
Speaker 3 (52:31):
Oh hard to do.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Videographers following him like twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 3 (52:37):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
All right, Well, Ron, I want to go, Ron. I
was thinking I got to figure it out. Though I'm
gonna break character for a second. Ron is making this
a lot of fun lately, and it's near the end
of the year and I'm thinking of doing maybe like
a round the Way to Appreciation Day on the podcast.
(52:59):
I'm thinking I got some ideas. Go on, I got on,
I got some ideas. Yeah, I got some ideas. Opie's
so miserable? Ron Am I miserable? Am I miserable?
Speaker 3 (53:13):
Ron Opie? You are pure sunshine?
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Thank you? Ron the Way to Appreciation Day? Ron Am
I miserable?
Speaker 3 (53:21):
No Opie, you are thank you are a ray of
sunshine in a doctor world.
Speaker 1 (53:28):
I love that these people still don't get me. I
will turn this off and have the best day, Like
none of this matters to me. I'm just ranting and
raving and having fun. I don't give a crap about
any of this stuff I talked about today.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
We're raving, baby. We're like at the club, but the
glove Dicks.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Except for Andy Dick, go screw. I know what you're
all about, you attention seeker, narcissist. Gives a crap and
you turn blue something.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
This is what this is what Andy Dick said. He
goes he was walking down the sidewalk in Hollywood. He
saw a father, yeah, the same age as him, with
two young boys with his two kids, and Andy Dick
said I could.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
Relate to him with the same age, he has two kids.
Speaker 5 (54:16):
I felt so bad for him that I wanted to
communicate with him, so.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
I sat down beside him on the sidewalk and I
wanted to get his story.
Speaker 5 (54:28):
Well, it turns out he put out this tinfoil and
was smoking it, and I knew what that was, and
I said, well, what the hell, let me have a
little two to that too.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
So he smoked the guy the homeless guys stuff in
odeed and then the videoographers who were videotaping him had
to revive him. Yeah, he was trying to do the
right thing in the right place, and he felt bad
(55:00):
for the homeless guy with kids because he can relate
to they were the same age.
Speaker 3 (55:03):
And then they shared crack.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Right there you go, All right, Kovo Kovo, Kovokovo, Kobo.
You're trying too hard, Kobo, Kobo, you're on our radar.
How about you settled down and join our little group
because this is working and we're having fun. You and
your stupid little hate it's not.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
I don't need I don't need the bells and whistles.
I don't need to be five.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Hundred feet above above New York looking down on people
judging them.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
I'm in a basement looking up the over the top,
bodest the over.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
The top, trying too hard with the hate. It's not
working anymore. We're building a nice little fucking community here, Kobo,
So why don't you join us.
Speaker 2 (55:44):
You're five hundred feet above the ground and I'm actually
below the ground.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
Yeah. But Ron, Ron the waiter appreciation day coming soon.
And my my goal because I didn't maybe a girl, dude,
my goal. I was having a good life. I turned
this on to fall around and that's it. I have
nothing to prove to anybody anymore. And then you come
into my fucking life. So now my goal is to
get you a beach house. There you go, my goal.
(56:11):
That's my goal. That's my goal now, Ron, all right,
I got to.
Speaker 3 (56:16):
Huh did you say outhouse? Beach oh beach house? Oh yeah,
I mean with you?
Speaker 1 (56:23):
Oh yeah, we got to figure out how to take
out the Kelsey Brothers in the podcast world. And yeah,
that's my goal now, Ron, I mean, you know, to
give you enough where you could decide if you want
your own beach house. That's my goal now, Rock, it's
my goal. I didn't want this goal. I had a
good life. I did it. I have nothing to prove
to anybody, but you stumbled into my fucking life and
(56:46):
now I'm stuck with you. So I might as well
get you a beach house.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
I want a beach house, all right.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
Listen. The first step is to hit the like on
this if you know, for Ron, not for me, for
Ron Ron and his beach house. Hit the like on
the way out, and uh, you know, I hear from you,
you guys all the time. I mean, no one's super chatting.
I get it. But the least you can do is
to listen to this on a podcast app.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
That's how we get round.
Speaker 1 (57:14):
The way to a beach house. You just watching for
free every morning on the YouTube means nothing. Nothing. We
need you to listen to these things on a podcast app.
So subscribe to Don't Be Radio wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 3 (57:27):
Oh your appreciation. Hey, by the way, you know what
the truth is? I like, believe it or not? Go
watch other podcast. It's not this entertaining, it's not this informative.
There's very there are no doubt spots, there's no there's.
Speaker 2 (57:44):
No empty space with with Opie and Eye we go
at it. It's fucking entertaining. Yo, I'm telling you go
listen to Joe Rogan or Theo Vaughn
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