Ep 1135: Best and Last Year of Radio - Vic Henley Sherrod Small

Vic Henley Sherrod Small 2/28 The final year of my radio journey holds a special place in my heart, made even more poignant by the loss of my cherished friends, Carl Ruiz and Vic Henley. Reflecting on that time, I rediscovered the pure passion and exhilaration that drew me to radio in the first place. Amidst the chaos and challenges, we found endless moments of hilarity and camaraderie. Alongside Carl, Vic, and Sherrod Small, we shared unforgettable experiences both on and off the airwaves, our tight-knit bond shining through every episode. That year also marked Carl Ruiz's meteoric rise to stardom, inspiring me to launch the Opie Radio podcast with him. I'm immensely grateful to Erock, Clubsoda Kenny, Paul, and Louis for joining us on this wild ride. Get ready to dive into the rollercoaster of emotions—the highs, the lows, and the laugh-out-loud moments—that defined my last year in radio.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Opie is here and his show starts.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's been seven and fifteen days.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Why don't they finish with two? You there, you rock?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's your song? Because they didn't.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Artist choice?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Who does that? That was pretty cool?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
That's me first and the Gimmy gimmeys.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Me first and the gimmy Gimmey's way to go here.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
They were a punk super group.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Is that possible to have a punk supers?

Speaker 5 (00:36):
They're composed of like four or five other bands, right,
and all they do is put out covers.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Do we know any of these other bands?

Speaker 5 (00:43):
No Effects, Okay, I know them, the other ones. I
don't think you'll know, lag Wagon Swinging Utters, no use
for a name, well, punk fans.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Use for a name I really enjoy.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I have no idea but that it was a very
good cover. We're doing covers all this week.

Speaker 6 (00:58):
When the guy got mad yesterday for not giving a
shout out because I think a listener recommended the Godsmack cover, So,
so oh, he's pissing, not pissed, but just like most
well most of the time, ninety nine percent of the time,
you go hey, thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
To so and so.

Speaker 6 (01:12):
Right, So, yeah, you have a really good bat and
average on this so naturally the one time you forget,
they're ready to burn down your house and.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
He's all fucking pissed off. It was just if I
didn't like the tweet, then it causes a problem trying
to you know, give the credit.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
No, it was just how about a shout out?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Guy?

Speaker 4 (01:30):
All I said was, how about a shout out, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Shout out? Okay, No, because now that's going to be
the problem.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
No, No, it's all fine.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Sure. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
It was totally just like he was just basically being
a me.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
He's sitting there and listening to this y menon times
going was ninety nine times out one hundred. The fucker
has said thanks, and so hey, come on and say thanks.
So this is your mother's cold basic.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, I'll try to find the tweets.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
The vacuum cleaner banging up against the door over again.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
How funny was there was my brother sending that video.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Your entire family responded in kind, with every recapturing of
your group, your youth, I started your mispit.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Well, we certainly could uh start the show by talking
about that.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
By the way, what's going on? I got vic henery
and studio. No, I don't give a fucking and it
looks like Youarrod, is gonna do the sitcoments purpose you know,
and we're gonna fight. I'm ready, I'm gonna fight today.
Listening what.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
You're right?

Speaker 5 (02:33):
People aren't listening because we're not on the air. Uh No,
we're on the air, but people can't hear us because
I guess since like one pm, the app and the
online servers are all been down DC working on it, right,
So I started noticing a lot of tweets come in
and just did a follow up on it. So they're
still working on it, so we don't know who's listening
at this point. Uh did you have a satellite radio,

(02:54):
the regular one up here in your car?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Those are the ones listening to us? Well Man's vic
Ton'd fucking just talk to a small audience. We're going home.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
You better tell me the exact number of people listening
right now.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Because I'm loading up the closer.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
This is where you work in construction and it rains
that day and you get paid for the whole day
and you get you dude, I love those days. It's
either that or you stripped out that bolt yesterday. And
then once we had to go to duct tape the
whole system here estuary that shows you how what wll
fine tune machine?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
This is I just went to Twitter. No one's listening,
so I cay we should go home, all right? How
many people are listening?

Speaker 6 (03:32):
Eleven?

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Who ever has the regular satellite at their cars?

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Truckers we foundation, I mean, I love the truckers.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Leis taking every phone call from.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
No one's listening. Welcome to the new PBS show. No
one's listening. He's spitting around because he's happy he's doing
He's doing a tribute to Oxana by you. I think
I know that. That's why I say that. I totally
remember that.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
He's a sweetie. We don't know if anyone's.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Listening to the show, right, Yeah, some kind of a
deed equipment failure.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Usually every phone call is every phone line is lit
by now there's not one phone call coming in. That's
a bad sign.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
Maybe they all just decided we shuck, oh geez, collectively
it's a march.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
No, it's a possible.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's a possible, you know. I asked how many day
it was the day? Have I asked how many people
are listening? And CG C GAM seventy two? I guess
with two m's all right, twenty million people are listening,
so if it's twenty million, then we got to continue
to broadcast.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Okay, well we didn't do the theme song one is
that a big number?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Though it's too late.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Now you can't get back to.

Speaker 7 (04:51):
The back, back to the life.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
There's the time you got it, brow and so and bruin.

Speaker 8 (04:59):
Now you know about the facts of life, come backs,
alife in the.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
World, busty missus, garrets up to your dreams and.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
Suddenly you're finding out the facts of life.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
But whole about you, you know that you think the
lots of right, all.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
Right, I want to see this go bro long. I
want to hear sky version of that. That's we opened
the show with the scversion. Nothing.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
I believe you could find the sky version.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
I'm sure good news Buzzy is listening. My old roommates
a lot of stories from and someone goes, fuck the truckers, Vic,
will you please tell this fine young gentleman black strat
that I didn't actually mean fuck the truckers. No, we
love the.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
Truck He was just saying, because I said the truckers,
you were he was doing some stick.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
My sex drops all night like a trucker.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
That's when it kim.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
That's a little kim for you.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
We love the trucker you're piggybacking.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
We all love those fucking lot lizards. Nigga Lot listens
for life. Truck up a little real thing, of course
it is. I've heard Colin truggles me out there right now, Colan,
with your best Lot Lizard stories.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
Lot Lizards for Life is my favorite example of comedy
alliteration right there, Let's combine.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Let's combine some English left teeth.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
They got the better we did the he rocks. Tell
me we did it thirteen years ago. My god, well
we can do it again.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
And after thirteen years it's okay to steal from yourself.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
A lot of people listening. I just did a little
refresh on Twitter, and now it's spinning with people saying, okay,
we're good. All right. I guess we got to do
a radio.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
I really wanted to go home. I know it's fifty
five and sunny. We could be in the parking eight minutes.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm ready to do this.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
Man, now you know, you know he saw the hookup
man yesterday, so he's slimly darted. See he had that
fire example, I know what happened. He's extra wound up.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
That's we were. We had a good little dinner last night.
Yeah we did. Boys went out had some fried chicken,
fried oysters month right when they left and double yeah,
fried smoked trout salad.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, that's where I want to approve of this meal.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
Carl would have certainly approved of the of the chicken
and the deviled eggs.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
I don't know how you feel about the smoke trout salad.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Was good.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
He's in with smoke smoked fish products, I believe.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
I'm sure the Finland person in him, the Scandinavians, Mad Cuban,
I'm sure there's he's like one sixty third finish.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
It's Beard Award. But it was great. That place is amazing.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I was sweet. Where were we the Ribbon Ribbon on Yeah,
they just called it Ribbon Ribbon seventy second and Park West, Yeah, little.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Spot we like to go to every once in a while.

Speaker 8 (07:47):
Yeah, they're gonna thought hugging us up over there.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
It was in the back by the door.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
There was a little draft where I.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Was sitting the shittiest table play.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Table right in the middle of the to be sent
over attention. I wanted one of those cozy tables, the yeah,
I wanted to booth. I wanted one of those romantic
spots make out over there with us just out of
the way table.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Hystery though, hystory was that whole back section was empty,
so they put us right in the middle. So anyone
that looked up and looked across the place like, oh,
there's people back to that. So we were just the
first little bait when they started seating that section where
nobody could go. We don't want to sit back here.
Nobody's back here, and that door's open.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
We were like a saw it for the place.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
People all around us the next thing.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
Then the fried chicken came and all was right with
the world.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Did anyone else notice how many tables were pissed off
at us? Why?

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Because we were laughing so hard and we got a
couple out of the shoulder, We got a couple out
of the show.

Speaker 8 (08:40):
That was the white faces I get when I go
to any place.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Different.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
Well, when you started rolling the joint at the table,
that's when.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Because he's not.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
Even in the new world of Blasio like my brown
on that so.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
This is my town, baby, you can guess out of
the three, who is the loudest.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
So you know I have the way to laughing the
whole time you did.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
He loved us.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
He shook hands with all of us when we left.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
You had no idea that people were looking up from
their tables. There's a couple to the back toward the windows. Yeah,
wasn't having it. I thought for sure he was going
to get up and say something to us.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Oh, I love it because first of all, I've only
been yelled at the restaurant maybe five times in forty years, right,
So I love it when that happened so much. So
I told you the classic Brian Johnson where him and
Ron White were in down in Florida where he lives.
It was New Year's Eve and they were screaming and
yelling at this place where they know the guy who's

(09:41):
put them in a little corner table. And the guy
didn't know it's Brian Johnson, who's from the North of
England with that almost crazy yeah got his accent, and
so he pulls the owner over. So the owner and
tells him, you know again, you need to tell them
to shut up. So the owner walks over to Ron
and Brian Johnson and goes, you know, this is so
funny because he didn't know the y'all are here because
of me and we're all friends. He goes, you want
meet to go over here and throw them mount? Or

(10:02):
do you don't want to throw him ount? So Brian
Johnson goes, can I throw him out? And he's like,
ib at it? So they walk back to the table
together and the owner just stands a couple of steps
behind him. Brian Johnson goes, he.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Tells me, I'm saying fun too much, and the.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Guy goes, yeah, and it's really disturbing.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
Here we're here with our wives and days. Hey, guess what,
And then he just goes back to the table and
says down and they fucking escort the Brent Whale dress
couple out of the restaurant. On New Year's Eve.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
We had Brian Johnson in here once. He's he is amazing.
He I believe that he doesn't really even give a
ship that he was the lead singer of a CD.
He's awesome. He has so much else going on in
his life that's almost like it's a little little one
of the things he does. What It's like the third
chapter all right, by the way, we had the wrong
button push. Look at those fucks.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
Yeah, man, everything back level.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Every day at three o'clock, these things fucking light up,
amazing people saying I got your back, Hope.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
I could hear you in my car. That's Lisa.

Speaker 9 (11:09):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
We're listening in Michigan.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
I'm a truck driver listening and.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Truck up Ohio listening. Did the Cavaliers when that game
last night?

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (11:19):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (11:19):
I flipped back over to the shitty movie, but they
were winning the last I looked.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
At it and saw I saw Kyrie highlights.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Later, I might be wrong. I should I should have
known better before walking in here.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Flat earth highlights? I saw some flatter What was the
highlight of you have to move on?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
That's a frisby. That's a frisbee. Up there, it's a
honey bun.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
I want to put it in the microwave and eat
it up to thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
That's lovely. Uh. Indiana checking in Not all lot lizards
looked like Julia Roberts. Hope, no ship.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
I would assume there are horror shows.

Speaker 8 (11:54):
But I know they do it all though. All right,
don't judge them like that. They might be a little weathered,
but so what.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
And we also got Cali checking in. It was all
over the fucking country. Nice. Yeah, so dinner last night
was sweet and uh amazing and uh oh if we
started with my brothers were listening to the show.

Speaker 6 (12:13):
It's just you got you heard from everybody. Remember they
were all they were all sending you your own little
memes about your child. The vacuum cleaner, the comb.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Was the comb.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I can show you all of them. It was so
much fun.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah. If people think like woe is woe was Oh fuck, no.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Man, everything you said was true and all of your
siblings called in with a confirmation picture.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, we found humor in the whole.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Oh really funny.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
We gotta laugh keep them crying. As we're waiting for
appetizers last night and I go to VIC, I go VIC,
check this out. My brother just sends me a ten
second video of a vacuum.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
Cleaner just slamming up against the door, just like the
maid trying to get in your room, the angry maids.
If I got knows this is the last room I
got to clean and I get to.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Go home early today at the Hampton Ans that.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I made from serious in the Howard studio was.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
That angry vacuuming.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I forgot to tell you guys. You probably don't know
because we haven't been hanging that long, but I hate
the sound of vacuum cleaner day this day. You gotta
share that video on the on something I don't know.
It's just ten seconds of the vacuum flamming up against
the door. It says so much.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
Anyone that had a super clean freak Mom would identify
with that.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
The hair on the back of my hand was like
bowing when I hear vacuum cleaners. I can't take it.
Was it every morning? It was, I mean the rare
time when we were actually on the couch chilling and
not doing chores around the house. Uh, she would take
the vacuum cleaner and just slam our feet. She wouldn't
even like say, could you let your feet? She hated

(13:48):
the Catholic straight we had a friend.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
She said, you made me have all these.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
She actually went to the church and said that you
made me have all these exact quote is you made
me have all these goddamn kids.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
And and now I need help.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
And then what Sorry, I didn't realize going on.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
I just realized your life is that every sperm is
Sacred scene from.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
We're Gonna have to Sell Experiments. That's nice way to go.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
That was deep.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
That was deep.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Good.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, my mom was My mom was a good Catholic girl.
And uh, I guess they couldn't figure out the rhythm method.
So rhythm you gotta be Janet Jackson, no kidding, I guess,
And I guess my dad like getting it in. You
had a fat one too. You have to throw that.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Extra party is right there, like I did. I need
to imagine you did.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Okay, Well, as I'm owner of your own hog, I'm
sure you want to hear about somebody else.

Speaker 8 (14:52):
It's always intimidating when you see your dad's dick. Yeah,
it was like it was at the zoo. Was really Yeah,
tell the truth.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
That was leading to the old joke.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I'll tell you. I'm telling you the truth.

Speaker 6 (15:05):
And this is Yeah, you like seventy eight.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Kids and only they can do it. Doesn't one fall
on the nooleum floor and the woman goes, can you
get that for me?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Or something like that later?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
And yeah, but this was just one plopped out and
she's doing the dishes.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
This was he didn't want to have all these kids
but thanks to the Catholic Church, he couldn't pull out.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
And that's my mom's story. She masturbate. She kind of
turned her back on U, the organized religion because she
went to our local church said hey, man, you know
you made me have all these goddamn kids. Now we
need some help.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
When you open with goddamn at the church, they're not
really listening that. Clearly they didn't really give the help.
Well right, so there they're known for their reach out program.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
My mom was a bit bitter after that. Yeah, a
bit better.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
They set her up.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
No birth control, no masturbating.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Nothing, man, so nothing gets home and bang that vacuum.
That's your only record. Get in there and start combing
that shaggrug with a hair brush, and bang that fucking vacuum.
Cleaners the door, and make sure that oldest one stays
outside in the driveway.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
How do I don't even know if any of this
is so alright?

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Look, anytime you get money one involved. Oh I messed
it up. Hold on the noise.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
One just slamming up against the door.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
That's for my brother. And then it was on it's
the old metal one that has the headlight. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's exactly what it was. So then it was on.
And then my brother another brother sent a wooden spoon
about vera know what spoons about? Oh yeah, who got
it broken on the head? No, she would. She liked

(16:51):
going for upper thighs. She went, you know, keep it on,
you keep it on the ends a little longer, you
keep it on the ass. It's all good, man.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Upper thighs, going to roam and meatro measure your welped like.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
I can honestly say we didn't get hit a lot.
Well you really didn't. But for that reason I refused
to hit my kids going up or you never can't.
I can't do it, not even in the beginning, just
the sting of one time like this. No, I shook
him a little bit. Okay, there you go. A couple
of shakes. You got, shake a couple of my milk,

(17:34):
a couple of the frustrated, A couple of those.

Speaker 6 (17:40):
Shake the baby. I didn't shake the baby.

Speaker 8 (17:42):
You gotta do it sometimes just to get it out
the way a little bit, but.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Not like like I'm mixing paint. I didn't do that.
You did. So then the woodspoon came in. Then the
the wood burning stove with my brother saying I would
have been faster, but I was busy stealing wood from
the neighbor's wood pile. So we we had to go.
We had wood burning stove because they didn't want to
turn the heat on, and so it was our job.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
We had to roll paper.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Logs old newspapers and magazine and.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Then with the wire we had a like.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, so if we could steal the wood from the
neighbors woodpile, then we didn't have to make as many
paper logs to heat up the house.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
And then we got very good at cementing.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
For various projects.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Potholes, We had pets at our house that that led
to nothing. We had stairs that went up into the
woods just for ships and giggas because we kept us
out of the house and out of my mom's hair.
Had we had a sand pit and we made I
know how to fucking make cement from scratch. Wow, Yes,
I knew the exact consistency and everything you do it

(18:53):
to this day. Really we I mean this is awesome.

Speaker 6 (18:57):
I think we would steal lumber and maybe make the treehouse.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
That's what I did. We were pouring, Yeah, we were
making concrete.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
I wasn't we made a shipload of rock walls. Yeah right,
I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Rock walls that went to nowhere after a while, uh
cement stairs and went into the woods but just ended
that didn't go to anywhere, and then paths that just
kind of ended just for fun, just to keep us
out in my mind, right, I mean I did, I
would if I had a guess, I did at least
a thousand wheel barrows.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Wow of making some easily in my life.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Easily like this, Yeah, stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
It looks like he's just pouring pouring concrete in the
woods and making each with the regular stones too.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Maybe those were wooden.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
About how much time did that take up? A thousand wheelbarrows?
A thousand wheelbarrows? Break down the math on that.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
It's like a bigger he's just pushing a big wheel exactly.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
We are gone.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
We had five foot rock walls all over the place,
so we would go out and collect rocks for our
rock wall to go in the concrete to make it
trick us. It was a volks Wagon boss. He'd pile
us all in and go, hey, I found these woods.
It's kind of cool where you guys could run around
and play army and stuff. And then then he would say,
last second, as we're running up the hill all excited, like,
by the way, if you see any rocks, you know,

(20:18):
throw them down the hill, all right.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
And it was an expedition to get.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Rocks for the rocks.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
But the rock wall did it continue to be a
little bit of a work play detail. It was like
we got we gottallick okay, okay, I'll just so.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
It was trickery, old bait and switch.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
And then my brother just wrote, he goes, you're insane
if you think the lower half of the siblings didn't
get hit a lot.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
Now when you were.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
He's trying to say, yeah, he might have.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
They might have got hit a little more than the
older the older ones.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
When when they were finished with these various projects where
they would either your mom or dad go, hey, that's awesome,
that's cool.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Thanks for doing that.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
No, not even hey, that made our yard look great.
Great job, this looks so good. Let's do another one
nother fuck you?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Back to shaw. Ain't my brother classically said that my brother,
my brother classically said many times that we didn't have bedrooms,
we had barracks.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
Okay, I funny, I got barracks. Sure to lay our
head down.

Speaker 8 (21:19):
Well, you got to let all those kids and all
those bunk beds.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
I have in one room for a while. Five in
one room. Wow, double bunk beds. A lot of a
lot of shenanigans. Okay, a lot of shenanigans. So then
my brother then sent a picture of just tweezers. Okay,
now I forgot what that one was in reference to, well,
if my mom's tweezers went missing, all hell would break.

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She needed to know where they were.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
All misplaced them.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
It was always her misplacing And what are we doing
with tweezers? We're not fucking our eyebrows? Because the early seventies, I.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Was saying back then a new Paraicos what like fifteen,
said something like that.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
But if the tweezers went missing, OHI.

Speaker 6 (22:01):
Fuck nobody thought, just been five dollars and get a
bag of them somewhere and then she shall problem.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Oh no, because if the tweezers are missing, that means
something really bad is happening right now in my head.
Oh wow, wow, I must have done something crazy. Tweezers
are missing, no, wild, no, we need to find a Tweezers,
right away right.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, I would have been in the woods building.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
What if she lost her cuticle, scissors, and your tweezers
at the same time, be a total all the wheels
fell off us.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I know you're joking, but what I'm about to show
you the next picture. She also had the blue comb.
And if the blue comb went missing, you know because
of that stupid blue comb. I don't comb my own
fucking hair. I put my fingers through my hair. That's
why you use this thing. He use a comb. I
don't use a brush. I don't own a comb, and
I don't own a brush. And it goes back to

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my mom and her blue comb. So vacuum cleaners, comb and.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Brushes comb went missing. Oh wow, I know what to
get you for your birthday.

Speaker 6 (23:06):
Dyson from the dow Session products combs. That bag of them,
we get a bag of you can get one hundred
number ninety nine cents.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Of the dollar store.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah. And then my brother Brett, then there's a log
all rolled up the paper. Okay, then you see that's
a lot of plastic products. See, we started burning our
own garbage in the wood burning stove. Okay, that's completely
illegal and depending on what it is. And I do
believe this is the reason I stammer to this day
because the plastic.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
Yeah, I'm gonna say, you impaled all them from the
plastic melting.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yes, the whole house would smell like burning plastic.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Chemical.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yes, save how much is it to pick up your
snuffing garbage?

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Nothing?

Speaker 8 (23:52):
But it's also the ink from the fucking magazines, and
yeah those are awful.

Speaker 6 (23:56):
That's yeah, it makes a pretty color.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
And you can get how.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
It ain't good for you your house with it. That
means all that ship stand in your house.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Oh, we're live on Facebook right now for the people
that can't hear us. But if they but they're not
going to get the message. Oh you tweeted it, okay,
he says, if you can't hear us, we are live
on Facebook dot com slash Opie show right now. Nice.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Well, so some people here on some people okay, anyway,
and then uh, let me continue here.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
So then the plastics that we that we burned, we
had to bring our own garbage to the dump for
a while too. Oh it's sounded like some Southern ship.
It's the same damn thing. And then see there's there's
the blue colm that was sent last time, and then
finally this one. What are you looking at there?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
I'm not that's too fine. Yeah, I can't see my glasses.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Bag on a bare foot. We didn't have winter bruits.

Speaker 6 (24:59):
Who are you.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Exactly? We didn't have money for winter boats, so the
wonderbread bags came in hand. You just put him over
your shoes, Yeah, put them over your shoes. Yeah. I
believe we went with well, my sister uh sent me there.
I believe we went bag over bare foot, then the sock,
then shoe. Okay, but then again you probably should have

(25:22):
put it over the sock right because then so maybe
we did it that way. Maybe she got lazy with
her her picture. So that was fun.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
But that all came in during dinner last night and
was making us laugh pretty hard.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (25:35):
So they would go to plastic sock huh, then plastic bag,
then sock right, then shoe then on the plastic bag.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah. I think we did have a couple of bags
just to make sure put like Degasino's.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Like Pathmark, did.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
You try to match him up like like he said?

Speaker 6 (25:53):
Did you?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Was it okay to have a CBS back. Yea, it
makes the match.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Was there somebody one level up from you? Fucking this match?
Plastic bags by at least both our say, fucking Walgreens
on them?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
What kind of shitty family? Or you forgetting come in here?

Speaker 6 (26:17):
You can't you know that fucking Williams.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
And to this day I only have one pair of
winter shoes. So that's stupid, that's stupid. Ship. My brother
just wrote, he goes, you're insane to think the bottom
half of the clan didn't get hit a lot by mom.
Uh tell him about the sand mines fifteen feet deep
into a.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Into the hill under a tree, Quinn and I handing
out buckets.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
That's the truth.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
That's how would have to disappear.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Into the side of the hill, because that's where all
the good sand was, and then we would pass it
out to to you know, mix up our own cement.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
So y'all are just tunneling in there like the.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Was there ever a collabse Well, my brothers were six,
Was there ever a collabe working at six?

Speaker 4 (26:55):
You might have to be pulled out?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
No, I think we got stung by bees though, said.

Speaker 8 (27:00):
So, y'all were going inside the sand tunnel side of.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
A hill side of a hill.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
They keep deep in, deep in and digging all the
ship out.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
That's where the sand is, I would say, got the
wheel barrow, got the wheelbarrow lined up outside, I would assume,
because you got to go directly from the sand pit
right in the wheelbarrow, passed it down.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
We had the fireman's brigade going, yeah, a little bit.
See it's just goddamn late.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
And then we then we get yelled at the sad
had too many rocks. She would that's for the cement factory.
My brother wrote it. He goes, we had a cement
factory six years old.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
I don't know what I want to hear more now,
Either my neighbor burns trash by Southern culture on this kids.
Or there's a song about the Kinks called working at
the Factory. Oh yeah, I think it's an old one
from like the mid late eighties.

Speaker 8 (27:45):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
And then fil finally, he writes, uh, I don't use
combs either, for the exact same reason I'm telling you.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
We dug deep yesterday that family, right, I.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Mean, then we go to you because my wife said
that she was sick to her stomach listened to you yesterday.
The one that really got her was scared and Peter
in a bed. No getting sick at school, oh and
getting beat for same story twice, just two different locations.
But you know, yeah, well, and then you get something
that happened to me. Not my fault, but I got
sick at school. And he was mad because he got

(28:17):
called out of work. He was six or first grade,
first grade, so first grade sick at school, he's mad
because he has to now go get little Vic. He's
six years old, and then he the shit happens when
he gets home because you know, he got sick at school.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
I wish you could see my first grade picture compared
to my second grade picture, because I literally looked frail
and defeated, and there's not even a smile, and my
hair's all messed up, and I've.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Got a nuggle shirt.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Second grade picture, I look like I've.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Gone to rehack.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
I'm coming out, I'm smiling, I got a new shirt home.
It's the fucking devil had left our world, and my
mom wants pointing that out.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
My mom goes blasted heart right here, and look how
much he came.

Speaker 6 (28:55):
All we needed to do was get rid of the
evil man.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Evil man. So ship.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Both those pictures in my night stand at home.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I think I could find him somewhere.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
She mailed them to me when we when she moved
out of the house, we grew up, and she sent
me all my old report cards and crazy Ship, and
that was the only two pictures she saved. Was just
the difference between first grade and second grade, because that
was her theory, is that once we once we beat
the devil out of the house, and I'm looking, he's
smiling and cheering and we didn't even have to give
him a puppy.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Everything you got, you got tweethearts out, man.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
And the first picture is not that bad, really, it's
just compared to this. I just looked like I'm trying
to half ass smile. I don't look really like some
sort of abuse victim or anything. I just looked like
I didn't know what it was picture day and I'm
in the first grade and my hair is messed up. No,
it looks more like you didn't know it was picture
day and you're just kind of like, I don't want
to be here. In the second was like, my god,
I'm the frog. I'm the frog in the cart. It's

(29:52):
like wisdom of Ods going for black and white call there.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
The poppies kicked in. So then my U my brother
ended the knife by go man. That was fun.

Speaker 10 (30:00):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
I have to go now and crush my kids wishes
and just to keep it going forward.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
You're just alive.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
I will I will talk for all my siblings for real,
just to bring this around. I believe we all broke
the cycle. But I tell my wife, we'll fuck up
our kids in new ways. I mean it's almost impossible,
but at least the old ways. I think, uh washed it.
I believe everyone.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
Each of my brothers has a daughter, and they have
both have master's degrees, and one's America. You know then asshole,
maybe my grand maybe my grand nieces and the.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah. I mean, they don't have to worry about finding
a blue home. No vacuum, don't have any tweezers, right,
and I will not allow a vacuum in my house.
I got all wood floors. Why do you think I
got that?

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Maybe one day as a ride of passion.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
We don't have a vacuum.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
One day, as a ride of passage, you got to
teach a hudge and how to make concrete though, just
for fun, just maybe just to make some little paving
stones to go out to the beach, not just to beat,
just to win.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Somewhere there is gonna be like, Dad, this is a
lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
And then I'm just gonna be staring into the distance.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
We're one single tier and.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
The Cats in the Cradles starts playing in the background.
Father of my silver Chair?

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Ever clear?

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Not Silverchair?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Sorry please, I don't know. Oh yeah in the.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Living years Michael Mechanics.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
Okay, so Silverchair is uh oh wait wait till Tomorrow
was when I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Of which is not a Father song? That song it's
called Tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Yeah, I said, silver Chair up Father, which I thought
it was a pearl.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Jam song when I first hit. I had no idea.
I just remember.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
The coolest thing about that is they really were like
fourteen or fifteen years old.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
It was at the time. They really yeah, oh yeah,
they was.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
They were like a teen idiot man who listened to
a lot of pearl Jam and when all that music
was hot and went, well there's done's on that complicated
and then fucking duplicated it, and you have the debut.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Album silver Chair. You want to know me and Anthony's
claim to fame made him famous, uh, Silverchair and Days
of the New where two bands had okay, underage guys.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yes, we got them beers, beers, yes, because.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
They would play our gigs up there. Oh nice corruption.
Oh yeah, we got them beers. Not when they were fourteen,
a couple of years later when they again by year
or two, but they were they were not in eighteen
or twenty or anythings.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Meets to this day he saw me, he would be
very high.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Is he Days of the Nearest? Silver Chair he's an.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Amazing well he was the new but I don't know
what he's doing nowadays. I heard rumors that, you know,
he might have some stuff.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
One of the Silver Chair dude's gotten chairs trouble a
few years ago because the guy from Midnight Oil, Peter Garrett. Yeah,
Peter Garrett. He was actually in Maston will Be. He's
like Secretary of the Interior or something in the Australian government, right, yeah,
And so like the dude from Silver Chair outed both
of them because they were like they knew it was
his birthday and they knew they'd been hanging out. And

(33:11):
he's like, well, what did you do for Peter Guy's birthday?
I heard you were going over to his house and
he's like, yeah, we just got around smoke pot all day.
He's like, holy shit, I should have said that, and
it wasn't that big of a deal, but he just
sort of put his in his mouth like a he's
fucking drinking beer, smoking weed.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
And he's in the government.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
It was at the time, Yes, the city director of something.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
My brother wants to come in and do hughe fun
fact day.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Okay, you guys gonna be that. You know if I came,
if I I never had all my brothers on the
on the that, oh my god, I think people would
be horrified. The boy would be laughing the entire I
want to.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
See all the different renditions and.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Totally make the one that owns the restaurant to bring
some food, make him cater it. I want catered his
family in quiz day.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
It's not fair because when you when you got siblings,
if you're the famous one, you got siblings. I always
looked at the like the siblings of famous people as
the retarded version of the famous.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
Robert Clinton, even if they've been looking it's like looking
at retalk Frank stallone.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Your face exactly.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
The best one is Patrick Swayzey, Patrick Swayzey's brother in
Bring My Concept to Trust Me. You swear you're looking
at the famous guy if he was retarding my little bit.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Oh yeah, all right, ye popped on swayze.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
That's okay. It's a little mushed there, he is. There's
a little something going on there.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
You play his brother in the biopic, Yeah, fine's something
going on.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Hey man, Tom Hanks has a famous brother who does
the voice in Toy Story of wood He Tom Hanks
doesn't do his own voices. No, it's how does that work?

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Oh, when they're pulling the toy in the movie help
me out, he rock.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
You know this, when they pull the string and toy story, right,
that's actually Tom Hanks's brother because they wanted it slightly different. Okay, okay,
you know what I mean. I think so that's his brother. Yeah,
he looks. You're losing me.

Speaker 11 (35:22):
Huh.

Speaker 6 (35:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
You're saying when he pulls whose string is a pull toy?

Speaker 6 (35:27):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (35:28):
I got that.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
So when they pulled the string on Woody in the movie,
it's his brother doing the voice.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
Okay, and the string.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
I got it. But they felt like it would feel
just slightly different. I believe that's why they did that.
Tom Hanks felt Bamford's brothers.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Something get all the grip cocktail.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
You want, give him a check, we'll have you on set.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Well, yeah, right when brother one famous son, his colin
is he's he's working the other son.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Oh I tried, got he had a rappers son. Let's
keep forgetting.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
What's his name?

Speaker 3 (36:11):
He was on marriage Show.

Speaker 6 (36:12):
I thought you said Ace for a second, A Hanks
chat okay, chet Hayes, right, okay, uh, chet Hanks, but
he changes to ch Hayes.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
But right, you're gonna have some street cred, like that's
the street holding two guns and a bitch.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
And your Tom Hanks son, what movie was that for?

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Road to Perdition?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
All right? Yeah, and then you were you were talking
about your mom and how she apologized to you many
years later when you're in college.

Speaker 12 (36:42):
That was sad.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Yeah, I know she's been sitting on that for that long.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
But yeah, somewhere when I was home one weekend in college,
I told about you, guys, y yesterday she told me,
out of the clear blue, we're sitting here and some
of this weird stuff would come up, and and we're
laughing and carrying on about it, and and just you know, going,
good God, how lucky you are waiting to get out
of all that, and look what we are now, And
she kept throwing it. Well, I got to tell you,
and she started getting upset, and she's like, sometimes when
it would get ugly and I didn't want to wade
back in again because I didn't want to get hit

(37:07):
in the face and clocked. I would run to the
garage and sit in the car and lock the door
and hide out for a second till it was over,
and then come back in for the more nurturing hey,
you know, because.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
It would be okay, it's going to be it.

Speaker 6 (37:18):
And she was always so bad about that. I go
and she was and I'm like, I saw you take
way too many. I saw you take way too many
fucking Jake. Lamada didn't take as many, so but she
was really upset and she cried. It's like I always
wanted to tell you I was sorry for running out her.
I'm like, you didn't run out on me. I saw
you take way too much trouble. So if you had
to go, have a time out for a minute so
we could all have dinner later that night and sleep

(37:40):
in the same bed and hug and love each other
and go when will this fucking nightmare in? You don't
know me a goddamn.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Apology for that. But she also did it because you
didn't want to hear it, right, Sure, yeah, it was
awful all all the way around.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
For whatever reason, you would every nine in you you
don't run to the fucking battle. You get your gun
and go sit over here in the corner and go
all she comes in here, I'm not fucking shooting, but
I'm gonna sit.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Here for a second. And now it starts again.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Those were the days where the authorities. I'm sure the
authorities came to the house a few times. I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
It's like, get back in there.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
You know our town all. Yeah, back in the day,
that ship as much nowadays. I'll lock your ey it's
up now. And there wouldn't have been more than eight cops.
There wouldn't have been eight calmedy nothing. First of all,
there's nothing to do, so they sure they surely would
have had time to come back. Anybody calling the cops.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
Wow, nobody knows. Yeah, nobody knew. And you knew the
cops when we didn't really enjoy the cops.

Speaker 8 (38:31):
But the weptic situation they want to get involved in.
That said, He's right, it would just.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
Be the non Catholic version of work. This out is
what we're supposed to do. Marriage is tough.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Get in there.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
Let him blow off a little steam, even if that
means slapping you or something idiotic like that, some sort
of very nineteen sixties making a Martinian.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Yeah, exactly, did you not vacuum the lazy boy today?

Speaker 6 (38:54):
That what started all this? Goddamn it was it dirty dishes?

Speaker 2 (38:57):
One more time? Election twice? Yeah, to save vacuum, right,
I had to say that.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
He's so scarred.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
My buddy's mom had a big, crazy vacuum cleaner and
she wouldn't bang it. But it got to the point
where we would not spend the night with him because
sometimes the diesel we referred because it was so we
nicknamed it the diesel, and it got around up you're
going to go to his house. You might get woke
up on like seven in the morning with the diesel
on Saturday, and people are like, no, motherfucker, ain't going
to your house for a sleepover.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
And my sisters tricked me and they used to let
me put my g I Joe was on top of
vacuum cleaner, and then I'll do it like it's a tank.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
Oh, that's fun. That's still old paint is. Yeah, that's
the old Tom sawyer.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
That's right, dumb dumbs. Let's go ahead with your toy tak.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Make sure you're go in to the living room with
a tank.

Speaker 6 (39:42):
I can take the tank all over the house. You
need to be patent in this, motherfucker. I want you
to conquer.

Speaker 8 (39:48):
You're up in North Africa. But the you have to
get me to turn it off after a while.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
That's good. Yeah, that's way better than his. Let's go
in the woods for an army man and then wait
a minute, rock wall.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Oh I got a better one. My twin brothers got
brand new bikes. And then my dad figured out if
you put a two by four on the behind it
with some ropes or chains. I forgot exactly how they
did it. They can plow the yard.

Speaker 6 (40:16):
With child laber. He created some kind of furrowing plowing divice.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, to smooth out the soil because we were for
a while there, we were growing our own vegetables, thinking
that we could save some money on that.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Their own dress throwing their own vegetables.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Exactly? Was there a general store in the front yards? Unfortunately,
I have chose, uh, I have chose to forget a
lot of this stuff. So I'm to get a lot
of these memories back from my brothers. Right and then also,
holy fu, that's right, But no, man, I mean our backyard,
which was a decent size where we played our whiffle

(40:55):
ball and everything else. They decided to just take that
out of out of play and make it a fucking
farm so we could grow some vegetables. And then they
were all this sad vegetable. They all looked sickly pink tomatoes.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Outside of the golf ball. That's as big as they get.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
White tomatoes with a splash of like almost red on them.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Ship you still have to eat it?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Oh fuck. If we didn't eat our meal, oh boy,
the timer would start. No no, yeah, nod, We had
to finish our fucking plates. Was it the timer or
the sangla? It was the time? There you go.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Wait, did you make your own plate or did they
make your plate too? I don't remember anymore, to be
honest with you, I think it was the food they
gave us.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I don't think we were actually making our own Oh no,
I guess maybe we would go back for seconds. We
would be sitting in that should flake it. Sometimes it
would be hours. We would check on our on our
brother or sister. They're still in there trying to like said,
was their down some shitty asparagus that were.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Boiled and stringy s?

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Whatts at the timer? Then it turns are going to
sit here?

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Do you finish?

Speaker 6 (42:16):
There's the ones, the point of turning over the time,
A couple things and what happened if the timer went off?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Sorry, then I guess you got You got the wooden
spoon there, wow, on the upper side, not the buttly.

Speaker 6 (42:30):
Now I want to revisit that, because that's why you
need your fucking foond. That's why I got Adrian Peterson.
When you hit on the front, now you're in the
realm of maybe hitting the dick or busting a ball. Well,
he was switching around, just hitting the kid everywhere, and
the kids are jumping around.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
I'm sure that's why kids.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
So he got him across the front a few times,
and that's why Adrian Peterson had to call his wife. God,
I think I might have got him on the dick
and balls a couple of times, because yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
That's what it was, you know, upper thigh with wooden
spoon very close to dick and balls, upper thigh hit
or no he what you thinking? Yeah I faked. No,
I mean, but with men. But I don't have to.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
A blessing my daughter.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
She behaves, I don't have to check her one time
when she was like three, and I ain't have to
check it no more. I can't.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
She know the look, she knows, the look she knows
when I'm furious, and she's.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Just a kid.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
She saw what happened to his dog, and now she's
been in line since.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
She's nice and nerdy. She's a gamer.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
One day and not Bens went missing.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
His dollar stuff and sorry, his daughter's been towing the
goddamn mine ever since.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Man, you know what I mean? To be fair, I mean,
these phones will now start ringing and going. It's it's
totally fine ahead your own kids. You gotta you gotta
ed kid.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Some kids gotta get hit more.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
No I can't, but I'm not. I'm not gonna sit
here and yeah I feel it works for you. One am.

Speaker 6 (43:49):
I I've yelled once or twice and then I have
to go shit outside for like two hours because just
raising my voice to slightest, I feel like such a
pile of ship talk in my brain.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
It must testing when he popping up in thirteen. Sure,
swing on you?

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Sure, I get it. And you're gonna have to pop
him in his motherfucking chops. Are you gonna do that? Open?

Speaker 6 (44:13):
Are you prepared for the sake of your son's future?

Speaker 8 (44:15):
You're gonna have to weave him and catch him. Wait
in his fucking face, I said, don't you have in
my house?

Speaker 6 (44:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
I mean always a different.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
You know, you walk around New York City for a
mere week and you realize that probably every parents should
hit their kids.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Yes, you can also hit the kids in New York.

Speaker 8 (44:32):
Holy yeah, some of these kids will poll I feel
like yours are from school and he just cursing it up,
walking around cursing you.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
I'll tell kids in the street, stop, what's wrong with sorry? Sir?

Speaker 11 (44:44):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Okay, my brother, like I said, he charged the memory back.
He should call he's hilarious. My brother owns a Triley's
in the heart of Huntington Village. First Ding with the food, okay,
first Ding spoony. Oh no, he's got a great about
the gabble.

Speaker 6 (45:01):
She just the first thing, the gun out on the table,
don't just lay it down.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yes, you were sorry, And then he writes and then
he writes, second Dan, Operation upper thigh.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Okay, you had a chance before we went Operation ever thigh.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
And then my brother goes, how about sharing bath water?
See I don't know this because I was first in,
because I was almost old. I had a sister. So
you all have to get in the same.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Cops.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Get into a stupy brother's fucking dirt water ass juice.
I'll tell you where she's at if you want to
give her a good pillowing.

Speaker 8 (45:44):
I'm thinking about bad boys in the movie pillowing. She's
I guess what people who do that to like she
get my My.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Mom was obsessed that we were gonna run out of money.
We didn't have a lot. Some of the stuff was
just crazy ship in her head because I mean how
she would fill up the bath water making nice and warm.
And then I got in. Then my brother Scott, and
then my brother Darren, and then my sister. Finally Breton

(46:16):
Quinn were the last two. Indweat it a little bit more. Nothing.
It was.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
It was kind of no.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
But my sister would uh heat up some water to
maybe uh yeah warm? How about sharing bath water? Quinn
and I got last call before plug being pulled and
tub drained. My nickname in first grade, pig Pan. He

(46:52):
also he also had a great blow job story. But
I gotta ask him, if why did your mother make
your poor to get in the dirty boy water?

Speaker 4 (47:02):
You would have thought that had been female juice.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
And beating off discuss. Well, now he's screaming at it
and goes, no, that was dad.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
What Dad was the bath water guy?

Speaker 6 (47:13):
Maybe he's saying that Dad is the one that saw
the blow job story. I don't know, No, I don't
know what he's saying.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
I don't know what dad was obsessed with the bath water.
You'll have to explain to me.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Lewis is in here. What's up you guys doing it? Hanging? Hanging?

Speaker 13 (47:31):
I just wanted to bring it back to trying to
check your parents because when Opie's when kids get older,
they might try to check them. Try to check my
mom once. Okay, what didn't work out work out for
I'm going through a bad breakup. I just removed myself
from everything I got off of Facebook. She's basically trying
to check on me, make sure I'm okay. We get
into this argument and I'm like, Ma, who are you

(47:51):
talking to? Don't worry about what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
She goes.

Speaker 13 (47:54):
If you say something like that to me again, I'm
a stab your ass. It was a long where you're
cooking steak on the grill with the little two prongs.
My god, wish you before I could finish, you stab
the ship out of me. What I'm just standing there
with this thing hanging out of my titty? She got
in she fucking I mean, yeah, yeah, basically wow, And

(48:17):
that was the last time I tried to check my mother.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Thank you last time.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
That's how it should turn out.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
How long did that take the heel? At least a
week to go to the hospital? Was Was it deep?
Deep enough for the hang out of them?

Speaker 11 (48:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
It was pretty deep.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Did you sit down and finish the meal after that?

Speaker 6 (48:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (48:34):
I mean I did take some food with me to go.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
That's that's about it.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
You know, she's really if she stabis and then makes
you shit there afterwards, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
That was a rough night, So Jesus Christ, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
I think he just came in and trumped.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Us, no kidding, who So the bathroom work of Paul's lingering.

Speaker 6 (48:56):
Now I thought he was coming with something.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
I'm sure he does have twin stories, but he's not
going to bring it up. No, we got a problem.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
He thinks, more people, we have a problem.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
My my brother is explaining the bath water all So
it was my dad, and I do remember this now
that he said it, you block it all out, He goes, Uh,
Dad would time the hot water boiler. He would flip
off the switch halfway through showers, because that's how you
got Yeah, blocked the military. Now I guess because the
oil is heating up. He's just the oil.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
So the water's already hot.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
No, I mean to keep the water hot.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
Yeah, he ain't gonna let that pilot. You're burning fuel.
You're wasting time that meters running there is.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Yes, didn't want to waste oil on heating water.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
And we had major sessful problems ran into the road,
so had to use minimal water. That's right. We decided
not to get our cessful uh or a brand new
one or fixed or whatever.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
And then he said I could tell the blow drop story, okay,
which I told you.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Did when you were here. You know, I think you
got to go to the bathroom with that. You remember there,
it was innocent, you frolic rockets.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
It's quick. So fast forward a little bit. Now you're
starting to get your own bath time. Yea, like he
had a he had to take a bathroom his twin
brother for a very long time. And she's so this
is a homo erotic, more homo than ironic. Bread's in there,
and we had we had to keep the we had

(50:31):
to keep the bathroom door on lock because my mom
was always convinced we were we were dead in the bed.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
I got to quiet.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
She was worried, so, uh, you know, one one day
my mom is listening, doesn't doesn't hear anything, and then
she's calling out Brett's name and nothing is happening. So
now she's panicking. So she busts down the door and
Brett is under the water trying to blow himself. I

(51:02):
didn't know this was a one man it is.

Speaker 8 (51:06):
Yeah, he was trying to blow himself under the water.
He was trying to blow himself.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Well, if you're in the bathtub, how else would it work.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Listen, you gotta pop.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Your legs over the top, and you know your head's
got to go into the water.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
I just say, you don't do it if you're eleven
or twelve and you're gonna. I've know plenty of people
that we had, like the eighth grade told me, dude,
I tried to blow myself.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
Probably could still probably right now. And he's he's out
of shape, out of shave, out of shape.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
I'm gonna put it on my shoulder, flowing your flowing yourself.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
As for the young, for the and the and the
yoga masters, I guess I don't know, but go ahead.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
So then my mom sees this scene going down and
just screams bloody murder and then runs out of the
bathroom looking for my dad, going at all, not yet,
not yet, And it was that time.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Where you know I was acceptable as it is today,
but believe so.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Then Brett jumps out of the bathtub, probably with half
a woody, still soaking wet, no towel, chasing after my
mom screaming no, Mom, I didn't want to give one.
I wanted to receive one.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
It's called pleasuring yourself.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
It's the logic being yes, if you're just getting one
from yourself, it's not at all. But if in your
head as you're giving yourself a blow job and you're
actually giving it, that that makes it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Yeah, well you know what, I can't argue it is logic.

Speaker 6 (52:46):
I just enjoyed the whole angel of the mom, the door,
the witnessing, the chasing, and then Freddy, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
I got a dick of my hand hold.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
Freddy's my favorite part.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Look, my brother, Scott, this is from this from last night.
If you don't think that's part of the folklore of
my my upbringing, what is that saying? Capital letters? I
can't just win the the Freddy one.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
I can't read about it.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Okay, says Freddy a lot of exclamation point. Pret's gay,
I'm that fly Rod and we all just left.

Speaker 14 (53:21):
Because we know the famous store. Yeah, oh my god,
that's that's in a movie that that could be. That
could be a scene in American three exactly.

Speaker 6 (53:35):
Are any big, weird, crazy family living in coming of
age movie that is funnier than ship?

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Totally total.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
The opening scene of Caddyshack was my Yeah, that was
a lot of my existence.

Speaker 6 (53:48):
Comes down there for breakfast and gives me the money,
milling around in the big house trying and make it work.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Yeah, sure, I got it.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
And I was a caddy.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
So that opening scene, my mom's trying to wrest everyone
and then get it going. And then the scene you
just described would have fit perfectly in Caddy's shack. I said,
it's just going back into Danny Newton's house one more time.
You could have thrown that scene in there. It would
have fit thematically and comedically and comedically.

Speaker 8 (54:13):
He was underwater. He was willing to drown himself. I
guess to get some pleasure trying to.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Read and yeah, and I guess your time in a
little bit, right, get a big breath.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Well, maybe his ears.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Were just under the water. Maybe his nose was still
a bottle.

Speaker 8 (54:27):
So who was the poor child that had to go
in that bath water after him? Next, well, I think
that what he had next seas now, he said, by then, maybe.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
By then it was they were starting to get their
own baths. Because I'm out of the house as the
kids are leaving them, there's maybe a little more to
go around. He would say bullshit to that, but maybe
just slightly.

Speaker 8 (54:44):
I'm sure somebody got in his seaman water yea many a.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Time he drops soup.

Speaker 8 (54:49):
Then just keep mine that the first time he got
caught massive beating it there, the first time he got
caught in there doing something, been in the jerggling off
in that water all the time, telling his little sister
going in.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
That water, you dirty nig.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Guarantee, we were all jerking off in that bathtob.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
There are alone time. I hold it for a long time.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
It was five of us in one room.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
So what do you think is going on? And then
all that water and they're gonna poor little girl gotta
be in there stephen water. We had soupy as. We
had two and a half baths in this house. About
how the got two and a half baths for nine
people and my mom got her own bathroom were on special.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Occasions we were allowed to go in there and just
show you here, like.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
Oh yeah, but everybody else had as and hair brushes.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
That was a sanctuary. I guess whatever he just runs.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
He's just in that vacuum clean. You're banging that door
every time we say the work mom comes out all these.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Were still dude, you can see it, I can't see it.
We might talk to a dentist that's in trouble, right,
what's the story there, you rock? I want to go
to Paul on that one. All right, Paul, what do
we got on the dentist?

Speaker 9 (56:10):
He was kicked off a flight for making a Trump Joe.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Well, it's the joke. That's the point of him being.
Why does the dnist part have to do with it?
That's just what he does. This is occupied trump. Oh
toys were propping my head up. I'm getting more details
about the Oh how he did it? Oh, okay, he's
put some back to right.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
He's got a couple of rubber duckies behind him, so
he can fucking get the feetback or whatever. I was.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
I was always lasting tub who jellyfish? My jellyfish only floating?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Who's admitting that?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
My brother?

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Then he reminds me that the kitchen sink.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
I forgot about this. So the cess pole was shitty,
So my dad just cut the hose. So the kitchen
sink just poured right out right onto the driveway house,
so that just that would smell. I remember that smell.
See that's another memory I forgot all about until this
very second.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
So the kitchen sing to spilled onto the driveway. Yeah,
from the kitchen and then all the.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
All the bushes and everything around outside the kitchen window
all went brown.

Speaker 6 (57:17):
But it's close to that because it's the yeah, right,
I think they sugar made it greener and grow better.

Speaker 8 (57:24):
It's for a you can't put that artificial macaroni and
cheese one with a.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Hand, squirty don liquid pouring out.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Yeah, what's your neighbors? We kind of lived sort of
on the main road, and the neighbors were kind of
spread out a little bit, so there was never any
neighbor beef about what was going down there. And well
we had at the work camp pouring concrete, growing shitty vegetables.

Speaker 8 (57:52):
We had.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
We had neighbors that couldn't have kids, so they would
we would catch them staring at the freak and they
would watch the kids on the driveway and get all
sad and ship because we did a lot of our
playing on the driveways. Should have fool sometimes like this.
It's a good thing.

Speaker 6 (58:10):
I was gonna say, I wonder if it made them
not go look at the Oh, you know what's good thing?
Maybe we really helped there, that's what he's saying.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
He might be right.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
It wasn't looking long, No sociological works out for the goodness,
and I believe.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
The dishwasher did the same thing, just emptied right out
onto our driveway and in the bushes under the windows
of the house in front. Oh yeah, I mean that's
kind of fun. With the structure of the house.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
It's risky. Yeah, totally. It was all about pinting those panties.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Always saving a fucking few bucks a year. A few
bucks there. Did they bother shit?

Speaker 6 (58:53):
He toilet paper?

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Oh god, where it was smeary.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
Yeah, just the worst one ever. That's the worst one
ever where it's wax exactly. It's like waxed paper basically.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Oh no, one role would last a month, no joke.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
That was the first time George colwn and I got
united on something. My stepdads. We both were talking about
it behind her back. Then. We just both went in
there one day and each of us laid them five
dollars and we looked by the fucking get some sherman
in here.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
God damn it. Tired ship literally tired.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
It was this ship.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
That's the same.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
That's the first The first thing I did when I
got money, not the first, but close, was to get
the toilet paper where you know, one session of the
bathroom and that role it was like this thick.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
It was like, uh, freshly washed towel. Oh yeah, yeah,
get the wet a little.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Oh no.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
He's texting man, my step that was doing it, and
he's like, I'm a veteran. People that out about twice
a year. Whatever, right me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Thought he had to play that I need something card,
which he rarely did.

Speaker 6 (01:00:06):
He'd got I'm a venture in Vietnam. Goddamn.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
He my brother wrote the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Dishwasher and laundry, uh poured out of the side of
the house.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Okay, the laundry, he said, the kitchen, all those chemicals,
so you said, you said, kitchen, sink, dishwasher, And now
he's staying in the laundry too.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Wow, houses in a sinkhole.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
No wonder those damn vegetables didn't grow that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
That's just still poison in the earth that I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
He's creating the dots and field and something.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
It's all connected. Brother, that's a fukushimo whatever it was
called over there in Japan. Do you see that that
they're saying the whole Pacific Ocean is contaminated by that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
That still yeah, yes, well doesn't it take a real.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Thousands of years. I'm not really good on my uranium
two thirty eight break, But yes, supposedly it's dumping if
I remember correctly, like three hundred tons a week or something.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Still, still, I'm trying to remember.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Extraordinary levels of pollution have contaminated even the deepest parts
of the Pacific Ocean, that is, and they can't they
can't stop it. It's too fucking hot. They can't get
robots in there, they can't get any people in there, obviously,
So it's still just pouring ship the Pacific Ocean.

Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
Yes, it looks like some of that is not from
the action, and either it's also organic pollutants, that's what
it's saying.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Just six point eight miles deep right in the are
I think, and it's slowly making its way to the
west coast. As far as the contamination goes.

Speaker 8 (01:01:43):
We'd bother get a Godzilla months out of that ship.
All right, thoserims going to eat some of that, Come on,
that's what it looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
You spilled sometimes deep oce was down there, something rodan,
something octopus. Going to get a little taste, Yes, that
specific ship.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Yes, yes, oh ship, I give.

Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
A band tox of chemicals and animals Limon and world's
deepest ocean Trent.

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
And I guess these pictures just show the various mutations
that are already taking already mutating.

Speaker 8 (01:02:11):
Well, here's a good thing they're not dead, and then
just kill them off, so that that's got to be good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
How delicious they are, Let's look at it that way.
They probably got a little extra flavor they blowing the dark.
Oh wow, all right, and back to my brother. Okay,
now we're talking toilet paper his family day, He writes,
When we would eat somewhere, Mom used to send us
to the car and then go into the bathroom and

(01:02:38):
empty them out of toilet paper and napkins. I've heard
of that happening. I remember I would choose napkins over
toilet paper when I was growing up because those were
the soft of the softer on you on so and
McDonald's napkins. What are you talking about on napkins? No,
it was Arby's. And then we did we did. Do

(01:03:01):
you remember all the no frill stuff college we did.
It was all just uh oh yeah, brands like you
just say peaches, our house. Our cupboard was filled with
white wow filled and we had.

Speaker 8 (01:03:18):
Like Christy joke, I didn't know what nipsey rust will
make a pancake. We had pancakes black knock offs.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
We didn't have Missus butterworks, we had syrup.

Speaker 11 (01:03:32):
We had no.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Kim grips.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Kim had old brand of grips.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
We had no products in the house. None, and we did.
She discovered powdered milk.

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
That was.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Even knew that it was rough to the point where
she would then she would cut it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
With a gallon of milk. Yeah, she would cut it.
It still was brutial. The peanut but and a jelly
and one and one jar. No, that was fair.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
I agree with him on that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Eyebrown just getting now you're just you're just talking people.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
I'm gonna climb out this counter.

Speaker 6 (01:04:13):
Oh yeah, this is like Donald Trump waving the executive
order just then, and with the fucking fliffer nut. On
the other hand, there washing mellow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Wedding gift yo. Yeah, vic nose.

Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
That was fans only the family weddings, not to you
goddamn strangers. Weave that ship for your family.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
But we ate a lot of peanut butter and jelly. Yeah,
maloney peppers, farm bread though old thin where the jelly
would come right through. I swear money. But when you
went to like a friend's house and they broke out

(01:04:52):
the wonder bread, this is how said it wasn't time
and they would lay it out and make peanut butter
and jelly.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Sandwiches with the Jiffy and we were in heaven.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
We'll have the bread in our fucking house. Ever, no,
we had.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Bread was pretty cheap, right, I don't think it was that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
That's what I don't get. That's what my wife finally said.
She goes, I don't really get it because it's not
I don't think it was that. It wasn't crazy. It
wasn't like it was fifteen dollars a low.

Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
But they were the high profile bread commercials on television.
That's what you'd see Averati in Charlie Brown's Christmas or
something like that. So maybe that was the Preshedd's fact.

Speaker 8 (01:05:30):
I mean, it was also always a cheaper bread, but
it was pretty cheap.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
One to break back.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Yeah, I don't think it was such as get more
totally great.

Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
Yeah, they're going through their family album now, they've all
started digging out their.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Secret diaries and they're reading. They go, oh, polaroids, they
found all kinds.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
I only got one checking it right now, man, I
mean if Scott he's obviously not listening today because he'd
be right on there. He goes, I forgot about this,
but yes, I do remember this as well. He goes,
no label, uh, no label dented camps that. Yeah, you
know this.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
We never did this, but I know that exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
You know that.

Speaker 6 (01:06:04):
Yeah, you know it's a mystery. You don't know what
it is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
This yeah, yeah, all the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Time, all right, but we did it. He goes tell
him about the no label DENTI can ben.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
It was like six cans for a buck. We would
shake them and try and guess what was in them, right,
So my mom bought them and then we'd open them
up and fucking beats or whatever something about.

Speaker 6 (01:06:25):
Yeah, you were always avoiding homony and beats. That's that's
the two losers in that game. That's why eventually my
mom's like, I'm not having enough luck with grab bag.
We're not playing this anymore, right, But they would be
all beat up in the label. Well, yeah, that was
a really fun game.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
And he goes fifty to fifty was dog food.

Speaker 6 (01:06:41):
Oh I didn't know that was allowed. That would allow
when I was bad and were throwing the pet fer
in with the hominy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Oh shit, I would have no idea what we were
going to eat until we opened up the cans. That
is the truth. Is a nice surprise.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
It's a peas and carrots.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
And then he goes Pepper's farm. It was Pepper's Farm,
no frill store, day old crayon. So they all the
bread that they couldn't sell anymore they threw over to
this one store. My mom was all quite the customer.

Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
I've go to those all the time in America. I've
run some grocerrians for friends, and none of the.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Day overridge tried. My wife nuts to this day because
I'll look at labels and go, ah, it says expired yesterday.
We got at least two more weeks on this. Yeah,
all the time, But I really do mean it. I'm
not trying to be like you grew up, You've done this.
I'm not trying to be thrifty, trust I really am not.
But if all of a sudden, you know, we don't
feel like going to the store and there's a milk

(01:07:34):
laying around in it, and what's today's date, the twenty
seven let's day, and it says, oh yeah, okay, and
it says, you know, expires February twenty six. I'll take
a sip and go, this is fine, absolutely fine. But
she can't wrap her head around it. But we lived
our lives this way. Well, you explained to her.

Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
It's just like you were like the professor in the laboratory,
so you've got twenty years of.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
Crunching these numbers.

Speaker 6 (01:07:54):
Don't know this very so you have thousands and thousands
of example, so it's just you and they're.

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Going, no, it's okay. This has been a cillain.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
But I tried to explain to him, like, you know,
they're on the side of caution there, because.

Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
Everybody's scared again these days, right, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
I mean they're like, let's make the milk go bed
on this day, but we all know it's good for
at least another who knows week to ten days. Definitely
they sat on the on the side of caution whatever.
Oh my god, Now everybody else wants him, but we.

Speaker 8 (01:08:27):
Probably have to always find a peanut butter in the
cabinet that says, hey, two months ago, you should already
eat this right still, Peanut Butter.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
That's right, god forever hell then mix it up still yeah, absolutely,
he said we had corned beef and hash off and
from the no. Yeah, yeah, I remember too.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
We have to break water for this dentist. I mean,
live reads.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
We got on all right, then we don't have to
break But why is it you annoyed? Paul? We haven't
too much fun in here. No, you're all over the place.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
We're just talking about his family. It seems like all
over the place.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
All right, every phone is lit. Here's how you're all
over the place. Oh my god, the Pacific Ocean is
being polluted. My brother has a toilet paper story.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Yeah, we can go back to that fair point, But
I don't know when these text messages are going to
come in.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
It's all gold you're saying.

Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
It sounds like the old Larry King columns back in
the day when he read a paper. Nothing better than mowing.
You're on loan boy, that's cheryldads, remember break peanut butter,
can get my phone to work? Yeah, alright, live read.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Oh boy, let's stop all this. I'm going to be
about a product.

Speaker 6 (01:09:46):
No one's gonna fucking buy that's how he's making our
sponsors happy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
I like audible for real? You destroyed?

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Do I fucking just go to break to break? Why
are you sweak?

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
First?

Speaker 6 (01:09:58):
Because we're all over the place.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
He told you we're having fucking fun. He's tart of
the white man's games.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
Does not mean he's enjoying it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
He's not.

Speaker 6 (01:10:06):
You know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
He looks a little Greeny's a little Greenny.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
I gotta go pee.

Speaker 8 (01:10:11):
I want to say that'll take a fight, vic.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
What do you guys?

Speaker 11 (01:10:17):
I know you.

Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
Oh, I'm leaving. Yeah, I'm leaving the I'm going down.
I'm flying to Atlanta tomorrow and then get on the
bus and I with R on Thursday, Friday and Saturday
in the Carolina South Carolina, first North Carolina on Saturday. Okay,
when you're coming back Sunday afternoon, if I can escape
the tour bubble of Taterville. Sometimes you get in there
and it's a little hard to get out. If I
forget to tie myself to a tether before I walk in,

(01:10:38):
sometimes I can't find my way exactly like that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Thank you WoT to fight your way. I have to
watch it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
I have to really be careful, can go a lot,
lot a lot of rabbit.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Holes, not just one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
And you know, and every once a while, what you're
just stuck for way longer than it's supposed to be.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
Maybe yeah, maybe maybe, but it's always fun. I've never
had a bad time one time. Ever, that doesn't mean
that I didn't run out of close and want to
really go home that day.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
We're not saying back until last Wednesday. I think I'll
be back afternoon.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
Carl has just touched down.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
He's back. Sorry from all over the place.

Speaker 10 (01:11:15):
I asked him.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
He's in tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Show sounds break what Paul?

Speaker 9 (01:11:24):
He was interacting with everybody on Facebook?

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Oh good, nice? All right? Sure? What do you got?

Speaker 8 (01:11:28):
Race was baby go to Race was patreon dot com
slash Race Wars new episode, will be taping it today.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Actually, all right, lost all our just now. They know
we're going going to break. We're going to break for
a while, but we'll be back. Yeah, we'll be back,
and we're gonna talk about Gary after the break.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
They found Ye found him.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
I share that on you. He's definitely not a plant.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
I don't know. I know you did what all the
people are saying.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
He said it was blended.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
He said it was an I'm starting to think now
that Gary and his wife were the only one.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Okay, you had you had it for yesterday, you didn't
go more.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
I believe that. I mean somebody I said.

Speaker 6 (01:12:05):
It and start brain.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
But yesterday I was still thinking there might have been
a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
More on the it with them and the Asian girl. Okay,
but now started But now I'm starting to think it
just might be Gary and as soon to be white.

Speaker 6 (01:12:16):
I flipped over to Jimmy Kimmel last night, just hoping
he was going to walk out because that was all.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
You hear the Jimmy Kimmel, excuse how much that was bulls?
All right, we'll get it all of the break because
it's going to be there's a few things still about
the oscars to kind of mop up, so we'll do
that next suck up that live break, Opie Radio, be
right back.

Speaker 6 (01:12:41):
Radio.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
I actually liked this album?

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Is that okay to say?

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Jagged Little Pill, I'm afraid to fly Almost every song
there's a rock again.

Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
Yes, yes, you ought to know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
It was an amazing We should go down on you
in a theater, right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Someone should make a heavy metal version of that song.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
Maybe our our guy Frogley did what are you laughing at.

Speaker 15 (01:13:18):
Again?

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Happy good? Just take and thought it's bigger.

Speaker 6 (01:13:39):
None of none of those things are really ironic. You realize,
you know, that's not a no, haven't went together. The
irony is the you know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
But it was still a hit.

Speaker 8 (01:13:48):
I mean, Michael Jackson's bad wasn't really bad.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
He wasn't in a game. No, come on, God damn it.

Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
I believe that the whole.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
Best boy was he?

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
So uh Jerry Little Pill won a Grammy in ninety six.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Was the album of the year.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Yeah, that's what twenty one years ago already.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
That's wow. Fuck man, I'm flying crazy. How she looking
nic looking at that? I saw her?

Speaker 6 (01:14:18):
She looked good.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Yeah, I like her. I was having a little business
meeting downstairs recently, and I thought I saw her walking
to the back of Oceana.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
What Paul she was saying? Oh but in Jeremy Lynn.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa. We figured out it was really
Jeremy Lynn. We take some investigators.

Speaker 6 (01:14:37):
We could not.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
The free god take and.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
Big war there, big guards, big fingers.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Oh, I see.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Who niggers.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
That was also what was causing some problems in the
restaurant last night because you made like three white devil
jokes on him, and the waiter got.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
It every time. But some of the tables around.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Us because he's the white devil.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
Yeah, getting a couple of stacks.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
I wanted them to hear it. You can't be yelling
at on the Upper West Side.

Speaker 8 (01:15:28):
You see how much the black girls lying dying, laughing.
Don't put that bill on my black face? Lost that
goes see it shirted Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Like a record ball bill.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
All right, son, what do we got?

Speaker 8 (01:15:47):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Good old Gary. So it turns out Gary from the Oscars,
everybody's talking about him. They were trying to find him. Yeah,
Kimmel was gonna have him on the show last night.
And then their excuse was, well, we decided to do
other things about the Oscars, and they blew off Gary.
And the reason they blew off Gary is the news
came out that he was in jail a mere what

(01:16:08):
three days before the.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
Oscars twenty two years? Huh before? Wasn't it attempted rape?

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Attempted rapelonies?

Speaker 8 (01:16:17):
I mean, that's a jobs program if you can go
straight from jail three days ago.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Now you had the Oscars.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Well, I think I'm encouraging this.

Speaker 6 (01:16:23):
This part of the story that was weird to me
was that I thought I didn't hear the rape part.
The last little nugget I was reading said finally, it's
probably maybe like a three strikes thing, but he got
twenty years for stealing from perfume. He got life, and
I'm like, okay, I'm missing part of this story somewhere.

Speaker 8 (01:16:38):
Wow, So he got maybe got a small time, not
a small time, but other things than it was the
three strikes.

Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
And he got I don't know for sure. I'm just
saying I didn't know it was for attempted rape. I
thought I saw it. My reading of this little nugget
I read had him as like he got screwed. He
had one of those life sentences for doing something petty,
it seemed, but usually they don't mess that up.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
I saw stealing perfume. I did not see a tempted rape.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
But that's what they call it perfume and what he
did euphemism, Yes, one of the odds. Kimmel must be like,
fuck yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
But that's what you get when you don't vet.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
This is my point.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
Now, I'm starting to think they're the only two that
were real.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
He served his time though, Yeah, he's already did his time,
so it ain't like this time. He found God in jail,
then he found God the Lord and uh and her
like they met somehow while he was in jail. I
don't know if she was in as well. No, even if.

Speaker 9 (01:17:36):
It said he met his fiance behind bars, he turned
to religion.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Yeah, he probably was a pin pal of some of
such Vicky vines. I'm thinking her name is Vicky Vine.
No it is not, Yes, it is, yes, it is.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
Okay, it's got more because this story got more coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Guy, and then Kim will decide, fuck, we gotta blow
off Gary. I say he should have put him on
the show anyway, find out all the things he did.

Speaker 6 (01:17:59):
Now I'm curious is how I connected something horrible to
something minor?

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
How about twenty two years and then rape in the
same two years?

Speaker 6 (01:18:06):
And okay, I skip this, And you know, usually I'm
a pretty good reader most of the time. I reckon,
that's that's rough.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
That means that you can't have fun and games with
Gary anymore. M I think the balls are going to
take away their free tickets. Yeah, how Gary come on
to a game anytime? You want, They said, come take
a pictures with the dances. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:18:26):
Yeah, so but I mean, after you serve your time,
shouldn't you be I mean that's the whole point.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
It's like he's going to run for attempted rape. He
already put in his time.

Speaker 8 (01:18:36):
He should be really rehabilitated and welcome back into society
that shunned.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
That's the problem. You get out of jail and then
no one wants to hire you because you got the
conviction and I fucked and then these people go, well, fuck,
I got a heat.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
So then they go back to some of the dirty
ship because they.

Speaker 8 (01:18:51):
Can't get a job nowhere. It's like Jimmy Kimmel going
to cancel home because he did some ship. But it
was like, look, he paid his price when we teach
this in this society, service time, service time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Yes, they have had a good laugh about it. On
Kimmel no.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
Tickets in the audience and waved home in the audience.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
But Kimmel went, we decided that we were going to
talk about other things about the Oscars and decided not
to have Gary on. After all, that's like the biggest
fucking story for the Oscars easily, right, That and Nicole
Kidman's weird clapping and uh oh, and now it's coming
out that the guy that was supposed to was in
charge of the envelope he was taking a picture of

(01:19:28):
uh oh, yeah, Emma Stone. Was he tweeting a picture
of mmistone did a picture of a stone right before.

Speaker 6 (01:19:33):
So it was all sorts of distract I don't know.
He's short shirking my brain by clicking on too many
things at one time. I have to turn away, to
turn away and not see that because I'm literally I
feel like I'm having that strobe lide effect thing and
it's making me just wanted. I'm tasting metal in my
mouth right now.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
If nothing spaying Gary's wardrobe though.

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
I'm shot him. The lost on Gary I got at
this point. He just lost me when he went in
nine Million Ways to Sunday right.

Speaker 8 (01:19:59):
There, Gaby was dressed like he was. He got dressed
at a souvenirs shop. He had Hollywood, those Georges right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
He just thresh out, fresh out, fresh out three days earlier.
That is quite the turnaround. Prison he was in, was
it San Quentin? Was it full soon? You know? I mean,
some's got to do the interview with Gary, because that's
a hell of a story to be especially if.

Speaker 6 (01:20:24):
You were to talk about a positive success story.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
He's rehabilitated. He seems like a fun, loving guy. This
Gary God is good. What God has turned his life around,
does not pretend. But I'm very suspicious that they haven't
talked to anyone else from that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
Bus, maybe the Asian Asian couple.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Why.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
I mean, all these news outlets, they're not talking to
any of the other people.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
What is that about? Not the story? They're quiet in
the back. I think it's still a story if it's
a real thing where you're on a tour bus and
mostly you're walking through the oscars.

Speaker 8 (01:20:56):
Local news might catch him wherever they are from their
local news might say, hey.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Doesn't seem like anyone's talking to the rest of them.
Because I think they were all plants except for Gary
and Vicki Vines.

Speaker 6 (01:21:08):
I think where I'm at today, they certainly saw it
didn't take it under twenty four hours to find out
the where is Gary questions, so it shouldn't take much
longer for your theory to be proven alter true.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
I have no doubt my mind that a lot of
those people were plants.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
I have no doubt in my mind all those people
had convictions.

Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
I just put them on Gary the best part, all
of them, they've been just the opposite of what he's saying.
It really is a bunch of convicts, various sorts of crimes,
all of them violent, all of them assault with a
deadly weapon, allegedly.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Going back to your vetting point, I imagine it was
like I wasn't a tour bust. That was the bust
from the directly downtown. They got the wrong VI.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
What's oj doing here?

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
OJJ getting out in October? That's right, only served nine
out of thirty three. Nine is a long time for
somebody to be in prison for trying to get your
own stuff back. Yeah, nine out of thirty three. And
he's getting out early because he kept his nose clean.
He say, if you don't drink, this is crazy if
you really think about it. If you don't drink and

(01:22:15):
do drugs in prison and don't join a gang, they uh,
they look at you favorably.

Speaker 8 (01:22:21):
I would look at the prison favorably if they don't
let those things happen in the firste.

Speaker 6 (01:22:26):
Right, that's what I gotta get by. Then you don't
give me the accessibility of this ship. Might we'll both
win on that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Oh it's my fall. Some toilet vodka in prison.

Speaker 6 (01:22:43):
For two hours a day?

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
How is it my fall?

Speaker 8 (01:22:46):
And if like weed, weed is not it's not like
you can't get weed in prison. You just gotta pay
probably double.

Speaker 6 (01:22:50):
What trouble when you pay in the street based on
black ways, Like you can get any every prison thing
I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
You can get anything in prison.

Speaker 8 (01:22:56):
The person they had on A and E, the one
that they send people sixty days before they got there money.
They had a back window to the prison where people
from outside the prison would drive.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Up right to get their drugs, right.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
Knealing drugs from the That's that's the American way.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
What the pot that I knew this was going to
come in? And it's a it's a very good question, Leroy,
very good question in North Carolina.

Speaker 7 (01:23:19):
Go ahead, Yeah, I just won't know how many ex
cons y'all have on staff there serious exam love these guys.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
There's got to be a couple. Well, first of all,
I didn't say that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
I was just bringing up a point that it makes
it hard for them to get a job, which puts
them in a tough spot.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
But if to answer your question, I don't think I
would say everybody had shady Okay, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
I don't know. I'd be a little scared to hire
an ex ex con, would you, I think? So? I
was to answer LeRoy's question, money, I lived in the house.
But it's a tough But then, you know, what do
you expect some of these guys to do if they're
not finding legit.

Speaker 16 (01:23:57):
Work, Well, there's ways for them to work.

Speaker 7 (01:24:00):
I mean, hell, I can't imagine any of these people
in the construction industry don't have records. Some of those guys, Yeah,
it's pretty rough.

Speaker 6 (01:24:12):
From this moment forward, I'm referring all construction questions to
our concrete experts.

Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
Sitting across from.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Me, Concrete Union. My dad would hire alcoholics to be
referees in the basketball league that he ran. Even meet
him at the local bars. And my dad was one
of those guys. He was all about humanity. Yeah you can't.
He's like, this guy needs a break. So next thing
you know, you got an alcoholic referee that really can't

(01:24:40):
run up and down the court because he's so fucked
up or hungover. And then he wouldn't show up at
the half the games. Yeah, he also got the Vietnam
vets to to rep these games.

Speaker 8 (01:24:50):
What some of these guys might turn around when he
you know, my dad did the right thing though.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
He's like, look, these guys deserve a breaking a shot.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
It didn't work out too great, but he tried it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
I'm with the guy on the phone.

Speaker 6 (01:25:01):
I knew I knew a couple of buddies, men who
had construction companies, and they were never reluctant to go
out and find some guys and give them a break
and you know, hand them a wheelbarrow, right and all that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
You know, have at it because nobody else is listening.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
Everybody deserves a fucking hand up.

Speaker 6 (01:25:13):
At some point, especially if you didn't do It's one
of those bullshit three strikes things. We're just like three
really minor, nobody got hurt, victimless crime type of thing.
I'm sure there's some scenario that exists where somebody got fucked.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
On that and they ought to be able to do
at least the goddamn dig a ditch or something.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
I certainly get props to people that go down that
road and you know, hire some of these guys.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Oh totally.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
But I mean, if LeRoy's asking the question, I don't
know if I'd be able to I don't know. I
guess I would have to be in that situation and
talk to the person and.

Speaker 6 (01:25:45):
All that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
It depends on the person.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
I'll tell you this, if I saw it on an application,
it wouldn't be a no. I would absolutely at least
dig in a little.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
Would you hire oj for what? Killing stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
Exterminator? Maybe there's some roaches that you have you need
to get taken care of.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Good old, good old old James. A golfing. Maybe he
could be a caddy. And he's coming out with a pension.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
He's gonna have some He's gonna have some nice money
that they're not gonna be able to touch. Well, he
earned it. He's got to be looking old man. When
was the last time we actually saw a picture of him.

Speaker 9 (01:26:19):
I don't want to acquire two point seven million?

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
Wow, yeah, a crude from his retirement benefits two point
seven while in prison. You're right, good question.

Speaker 7 (01:26:28):
Okay, already has a jack lined up.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
Actually, I'm sure what's his job?

Speaker 7 (01:26:33):
He's gonna be a salesman? He really a slash.

Speaker 17 (01:26:37):
Slash Prices started laughing earlier that job Lee.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
Right now we got Paul in Jersey wants to talk
about this Gary guy from Chicago. Paul going, hey, guys.

Speaker 11 (01:26:50):
You stole my because I called before he started talking
about it. So the only thing I can really add
is that Gary is on at least where I read,
he is on the sex registered list and affordiate.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's well.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
If you who got arrested for something, right, you're going
to be on that list, right wow?

Speaker 11 (01:27:09):
Or another matter, Sharad and Vic, I got a question
for you. Yeah, you guys know who Maria Bamford is, right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Yeah, black her.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
She's very very funny, okay, id.

Speaker 11 (01:27:18):
She I was lostening for an interview that she gave
and she said that she makes twenty thousand a spot.

Speaker 6 (01:27:24):
Is that right? Well maybe a maybe, Like if she's
selling out probably a thousand seat dad twenty bucks ahead,
there's twenty grand right there, that's completely possible, no question, But.

Speaker 11 (01:27:34):
She's she's getting to one of the bucks ahead.

Speaker 18 (01:27:36):
I'm not really familiar with her.

Speaker 6 (01:27:37):
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Oh, yeah, she's pretty big.

Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
She's been around for a long long time.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Yeah, her comedy is amazing, by the way, Yes, he's finny,
very very well, so weird.

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
You're losing me.

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
I know this is she nave Becky.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
No, No, Becky's wife's begging.

Speaker 6 (01:27:54):
Now, that was Alsia Michaels. Yeah you're thinking that, okay, yea, yeah,
I don't think she's married.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
They got that guy, got Cassidy, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Maria Bamford is very funny, funny. I've performed with them
many times.

Speaker 6 (01:28:06):
I've been hitting it for twenty years. At least at
least She's olid.

Speaker 11 (01:28:11):
Was a comedy. I just thought that was outrageous. So,
like I said, I'm not that I didn't realize she
was that popular.

Speaker 6 (01:28:16):
Yeah, yea, if you can put asses in seats in America, Yeah,
there's a lot of I hate to even say, no name.
There are a lot of people that people are not
familiar with who are fucking really good comics. And there's
enough people that can put twelve hundred, fifteen hundred philis.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
I went out that money though, I went out her
making that money easy, Yeah, easy, totally.

Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
Once you get out of the clubs, the whole world
is possible.

Speaker 12 (01:28:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
I love Maria Bamford.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
I tried that Lady Dynamite show of hers.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
I can get through it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
But I love her.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
Yeah, I get it. You know. I'll watch her do
stand up anytime I can. Yeah, I tried. The show
is so out there, she's over. Yeah, it's out there
man different Yeah, Paul, thank you buddy. I gotta move
on because now we got x CON, so we got
to get my voice of course. Zeke in los Ange.
Let's go ahead.

Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
Zeke Terry, what's up?

Speaker 11 (01:29:02):
Both the Shara Vic?

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
What's up?

Speaker 6 (01:29:03):
You guys?

Speaker 11 (01:29:04):
Love you?

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
I mean basically, I was.

Speaker 11 (01:29:07):
Just calling in.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
You know, I feel like, you know, a lot of
guys do make bad decisions like me. I made a
horrible decision when I was younger to sell drugs, you
know what I mean. And I was arrested for a
cocaine that's distribution. And and when I was younger, it
was hard for me to you know, for people to
trust me because I was an ex con. They didn't
really look into the crime that I did commit. Like

(01:29:28):
as far as Gary from the Ennis, he's a piece
of shit because he tried to get into a woman's status,
you know what I'm saying. And like as far as
hiring somebody like that, I understand where people would say
you know, I'm not hiring anybody like that because it
could cause a problem at work. But as far as
a person like myself, like I was in a situation
where I was raised in an area to where you know,

(01:29:51):
you either soul crack or you you went to college, right,
you know what I'm saying. As far as uh playing
basketball or anything like that, but you know, I chose
the I chose the dope road, and it was a
fucked up road. But now you know, I've somewhat redeemed
myself on my own business.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
I've been out of prison for the last eight years.

Speaker 6 (01:30:11):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
And you know I've been there for my kids, you
know what I mean, that was my motivation. But for
anybody else, you know, if you continue to make a
stupid ass decision and I feel like you're a fucking
idiot as far as you know, anybody hiring you for
you know, uh, that's just you know, a stupid decision
you made when you were younger. I feel, like I said,
you know, you have to look at the damaging consequences

(01:30:32):
that come with uh committing crimes.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
You know what I mean, Yeah, ruin your life. I
can ruin your life for years and years.

Speaker 6 (01:30:38):
Decades, And was it really hard for you to get
back on top? Do you think you encountered some maybe
unfair hurdles because you've obviously done it, you own your
own business.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
Was it was it extra tricky?

Speaker 6 (01:30:47):
Do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
Yeah, very much so. I mean when I when I
came home from prison, I basically, you know, I had
to grind from the bottom. There was jobs I had
to work, like the slave wages, you know what I mean,
seven seven and some angel hour ate and some change
of hour until you somewhat climbing the ladder of success
and you choose to to you know, somebody opens the
door for you at a certain time and it's and

(01:31:09):
it's probable, and you know you you take it and
you capitalize all.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
Do you remember the guy that gave you your first break?

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
Yeah, yeah, it was a friend of mine. Basically I
was saving a lot of money. When I first came home,
I was living with my mom for around three years,
and I felt like an asshole because I was a
brown man living with my mom. But at the same time,
there was a bigger picture. I was after you know
what I mean, right right right after blessed They even

(01:31:39):
have a mother that was still there for me after
after I did commit crime, and you know, I somewhat
tarnished the family name by choosing the street route. You
know what I'm saying that I had a friend that
uh he owned a men's clothing store in Ohio, and
he allowed me to basically piggyback off of his business
and open one uh here in La So I'm I mean, basically.

Speaker 6 (01:32:00):
I've just been that's great finding from there, and.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
You know, everything's been fine since. I haven't thought about
going back to selling drugs or nothing like that.

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
I still party, I kick it, but I don't need
to risk my life there on the corner of sending
somebody's house and sell drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
What I'm going to hire some Mexicans?

Speaker 6 (01:32:17):
Yeah, do you want to hire someone like this dude
right or or somebody that just got back from their
Mormon mission.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
That's great. I love the show. I love the show.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
You guys, keep it up.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
I mean I'd have to talk to Zeke a little more,
but he sounds all right. See he might have turned
me right there, uh Blake in Oklahoma.

Speaker 10 (01:32:43):
Go ahead, Yeah, my business, I own apartment complexes and
we have to have so much liability insurance or anything.
But the some of the best workers are the x
cons because they appreciate it so much. Yeah, we're hiring
from but with the liability insurance, the one answer that
something does happen, they come back and say, you know,
some guy does something to a resident. They come back

(01:33:05):
and say, well, why'd you hire an next con? But
so it's it's it's it's risky because you can get
screwed liability wise.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
The one the one.

Speaker 19 (01:33:12):
Percent of the time that something happens.

Speaker 6 (01:33:14):
Right gets screwed.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
It's really bad.

Speaker 19 (01:33:16):
But I mean they're the hardest workers by far because
they appreciate the opportunity, especially like the last guy, if
they've been in jail for eight years and they can't find.

Speaker 6 (01:33:22):
Anything, has it kept you from gambling on them? This
this risk reward factor or do you still do I
go with my gut.

Speaker 19 (01:33:29):
Which you know it's it's only backfired twice. But like
I said, the majority of the time, you know, they're
they're the hardest workers because they're they're glad, they're they're
glad they're not being prisoned. They don't want to screw again.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
Right, first, ones.

Speaker 19 (01:33:44):
You can tell a lot just from the interview, but
until the ones that are probably gonna be back in
jail pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
Quick, right right right on. I'm never going with my
gut anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:33:53):
But us.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
And I I was waiting on. I was waiting over you.
I hired everyone around me, and I mean, you know,
my batting average is good. I just like the fact
of I have Hall of Fame numbers.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
But there were certainly some some problems in there as well.

Speaker 4 (01:34:20):
It sounded like that dude hadn't let the two bad
choices keep him off of you know.

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
Yeah, he's still doing it all right. Let's go to
Lucky in Delaware.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
Lucky.

Speaker 18 (01:34:29):
Hey, guys, thanks sticking my call a huge man. Here's
the point, you guys make me happy.

Speaker 20 (01:34:36):
So there's a monkey stuff look forward to three o'clock
every day.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Guys. Thank you.

Speaker 20 (01:34:41):
But but Sharad, I have to agree with your hundred percent.

Speaker 18 (01:34:44):
Uh the middle management and I hired our next god
dude was.

Speaker 20 (01:34:49):
Doing about a dime for armed robbery, and.

Speaker 18 (01:34:53):
Uh, I knew about it.

Speaker 20 (01:34:55):
But as soon as he came in from the interview
here and I clicked, uh, it's a freak guy. I
was killing it. He killed it for three years on
the job. Clients loved him, hr loved them. They came out,
what happened? This poor guy got fired?

Speaker 18 (01:35:11):
Fuck I got I got a ten thousand dollars pay cut.

Speaker 15 (01:35:15):
I was either told to leave, I had to get
a ten thousand dollar pay cut, and I also had
to go for counseling because my managers thought I had
a problem for hiring him.

Speaker 7 (01:35:26):
What.

Speaker 20 (01:35:27):
Unfortunately I'm still at that shot because I can't get
another job.

Speaker 18 (01:35:31):
But what Yeah, yeah, I actually I kind of went off.

Speaker 20 (01:35:37):
When when everything happened, and I'm a pretty easy going guy.

Speaker 18 (01:35:41):
Uh, they mandated me to go to anger management.

Speaker 11 (01:35:46):
I was of this whole situation.

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
That is unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
That's why convicts and people get out of prison.

Speaker 8 (01:35:51):
They don't want to put on applications and they got
what was locked up before, right, because it's going.

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
To go for a job, even for a hard working
dude a woman. So if you can get around not
putting that down on the application, you're gonna do that. Yeah, yes,
you rocked out as long as you can and feeds
the family.

Speaker 6 (01:36:04):
Right, you're gonna kill it for three years and think
you're coasting along and everything's fine, and then some jackass
started digging and now.

Speaker 20 (01:36:13):
I'm sorry that that's exactly what happened to it was,
it was terrible. I mean, he's clearly working at a
best footage job now and he was he was working.

Speaker 18 (01:36:24):
A pretty mediocre job.

Speaker 20 (01:36:25):
We heard it about fifty k year wow, doing sales
pitches and again clients loved him. But because he gets
something stupid again did his time. Uh it's just yeah,
it is the shame.

Speaker 8 (01:36:40):
Guy one got jealous something, somebody got jealous of his
performance on his of.

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
A president at the job. I mean, and that guy
really didn't do anything wrong, you know, it.

Speaker 11 (01:36:48):
Was just that.

Speaker 18 (01:36:51):
He's ther ansholes.

Speaker 20 (01:36:52):
They dig, they dig, they dig, and they find something
that somebody did.

Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
And.

Speaker 18 (01:36:58):
That's exactly what happened. Yeah, and I had one one
session of anger matchment and the lady and I was.

Speaker 20 (01:37:05):
Making jokes with the lady one accounselor believe it or not,
but uh, I was making jokes for the city. You
clearly don't have an anger masher Prouse. So she just
signed my papers and my fucking HR.

Speaker 18 (01:37:18):
Staff was happy with that.

Speaker 20 (01:37:19):
But uh yeah, it's literally still a joke around my office,
like oh there goes there goes angry.

Speaker 17 (01:37:25):
Look, you know, I can't trust that bastard, give a
whole angry.

Speaker 6 (01:37:34):
Look who believes in people believe? Given the down drove chairs? Babcocksucker.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
That's sickens to me. Man, what is where is that guy? Now?

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
You know Lucky they're working on that. Oh you said that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 20 (01:37:49):
He's literally working up through Wilmington in the hood.

Speaker 18 (01:37:53):
Joint.

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
Okay, yeah you did say that. I apologize. All right, No, no,
I'm going off. I just don't watch her yell at me.
I'm sorry that I'm getting wound up. All right, thank you, Boddy,
There goes Lucky in Delaware. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
Hr, that's their whole job, man, is to just dig
and dig.

Speaker 4 (01:38:11):
Shouldn't there be a window though?

Speaker 6 (01:38:12):
Or they don't have three years?

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
I think that he was. Should take him account of
his performance on the job for three years.

Speaker 6 (01:38:20):
If you find the bad thing, then compare that immediately
to his three years of unemmaculate record.

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
Have we seen some of that?

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
You guys are throwing a little logic into the situation.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Yeah. They probably fired him because he didn't say that
he was locked up. That's what you know. What happened
every office has one of those people. Let me tell
you what's really going on here? You know that guy,
I know he's doing a great job, but why don't
you take a look at this. Every office has one.

Speaker 4 (01:38:45):
I call him Susie or Jimmy conscientious.

Speaker 6 (01:38:49):
I hate.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
Drag a. Yeah, Rachel, there was one. Oh yeah, this
is the one.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
He would waited a while. Jason and Florida go.

Speaker 16 (01:39:08):
Ahead, Hey man, Yeah, I just wanted to call.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
Let you know.

Speaker 16 (01:39:13):
You know, my ex wife of twenty years, she got
she got mixed up in a little ring in her bank,
and she wound up stealing some money, right, And this
has been going on for like four years. It was
going on a couple of years before we got before
we split up. So she finally got into jail after

(01:39:37):
she was fired from the job she took, and she was,
you know, totally open with her employers and wound up
getting once the it came down to go into court,
she wound up getting fired from her job, even though
she was totally honest with him as to what she

(01:39:59):
had done and and everything, right. So, I mean, you know,
there's just some some jerk off employers out there that
don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
So she was honest and straightforward when she first applied
with them, and then they still was like knowing and
hiring right exactly.

Speaker 16 (01:40:13):
And even though you know she's paying the money back
and everything, she's currently serving time for uh right up
there where Martha Stewart went.

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
To jail in West Virginia.

Speaker 16 (01:40:25):
Yeah, it's up in a federal prison. And now I've
got to take an up roof my life because she
left my eighteen year old with the house, the mortgage
and everything.

Speaker 6 (01:40:35):
Wow.

Speaker 16 (01:40:35):
I've got to move back to Massachusetts to deal with
all that bullshit.

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
This is like that fucking movie.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Yeah, how many? How many years is she doing?

Speaker 16 (01:40:46):
She's she only got eighteen months. Luckily, you know, it
could have been much worse.

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
Wow.

Speaker 16 (01:40:51):
Yeah, so you know, the ringleader still has yet to
be sentenced, you know, and come and find out. You know,
I guess the vice president of the bank was in
on it. What's the reason why we split up to
begin with?

Speaker 11 (01:41:08):
Because she was having affair with him?

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
Wow.

Speaker 16 (01:41:18):
So you know, my parents live down here in Florida,
so they're like, come down and flick your wounds and all.
What's happened like four years ago?

Speaker 11 (01:41:27):
You know.

Speaker 16 (01:41:27):
So I've been trying to get my life back on track, right,
I gotta you know, uproot everything to you know, help
out my kid, you know, because my kids didn't want
to come down because she's you know, she's she's she's
she's got her life and mom's girl and and you know,
stuck by her mother.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
No matter what did she did she ever tell you
where the money is buried?

Speaker 16 (01:41:50):
I have no idea. He goes with it, you know,
I'm like going, I was busting my ass, you know, working,
you know, I never saw my page check. It all
got directed positive in the bank she worked at, you know,
and I got like fifty bucks a week. And I'm
like going, where'd all this money go?

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:42:09):
Wow?

Speaker 16 (01:42:10):
Like herself died.

Speaker 6 (01:42:12):
Did you ever walk around the house knocking on wood
paneling listening for her maybe a hollow sound.

Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
To come out?

Speaker 16 (01:42:18):
Yeah, she's not that smart?

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
All right, Okay, this is a real and that's what.

Speaker 16 (01:42:24):
The paper up there said. That acted like she was
the mastermind because the other people hadn't been sentenced yet, right,
and because she got sentenced, her name was splattered all
over the paper. And the thing is, and she didn't
even admitt it to me. She's like I'm not that smart,
she goes, I had no idea. She got kind of
roped into it.

Speaker 8 (01:42:44):
Her boyfriend did that, that little boyfriend who was cheating
with right, exactly, use the got do dirty dirt and
then blame it on her when the cops came. That's it,
trying to make her a mastermind. Meanwhile, he's the vice
president on the bank.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
Ship. I think you just solved the case, right, I'm
mad locked it all right.

Speaker 16 (01:43:13):
I mean that part is that you know, she is
a good person and she really does try, you know,
and but she can't find you know, when she gets
out of prisone, what the hell's going to do with
the job.

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
Good luck? Many calls taking so long she only has
seventeen months ago. Sounds like his whole life is all
sorts of laugh he left. Good Thank you, Jason for
real good luck haty affleck. All right, buddy, Jason and

(01:43:51):
using inmates can get your grants.

Speaker 3 (01:43:53):
There's a bakery that only hires X cons.

Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
Us that can give you a active on hiring X
cons We could do one more of these. Yeah, that's good,
all right, one more and then we'll move on. Steven Tampa.

Speaker 21 (01:44:05):
Go ahead, Hey guys, love the show, and I get
the whole idea of wanting to, you know, give people
a second chance. But one of the things you're missing
are the lawsuits. I can tell you from first and
experience that you know, people that start out as great
and this isn't just you know people have had a
checkered pass.

Speaker 12 (01:44:23):
This is normal.

Speaker 21 (01:44:23):
People start out as great employees. Yeah, something happens, they
get upset. The next thing you know, you're sitting in
a lawsuit and you know you're paying this person who
got caught sleeping on the job or stealing seventy five
thousand dollars just so you can set out of court.
You know, it's unbelievable the lawsuits.

Speaker 17 (01:44:41):
That are out there.

Speaker 21 (01:44:42):
I mean, it's really It makes it difficult to give
anybody a chance.

Speaker 6 (01:44:46):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:44:46):
I agree, we get to fucking times.

Speaker 8 (01:44:51):
Of hands cause a lot of honest people fucking opportunities.

Speaker 6 (01:44:54):
Does it, like I asked the other like I asked
the other guy, does it make you not even want
to take the chance or do you you still have
this sort a way out each cage a little differently.

Speaker 21 (01:45:02):
It makes it very challenging, especially in an economy like today,
when he's got so many overqualified people look at the job.
I mean, it sounds like a dick move. But you know,
am I going to hire the guy that there's a
five percent chance that he might screw me? Or am
I going to hire the guy that's overqualified for the
position and will likely leave in six months anyways when
he finds a job he really wants.

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
Right, all right, Well, I don't think everyone's gonna be
hiring Gary anytime soon. We'll started with Gary from we
can't get him a baggage hangline thing out of O'Hair?
Not even that.

Speaker 4 (01:45:34):
Come on, Gary, he lives in California.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
Now, by the way, I mean, if Rachel Dolidval can't
find a job, how to Mary.

Speaker 6 (01:45:42):
Thank you Gary? Rachel does me too?

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
Me too?

Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
For Gary, I think the only real people story is
not over yet. He can be working at a barbecue spot.

Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
I can't wait for that story to come out. Everyone
else was fake and those people were sitting a fucking
huge backpack security guard.

Speaker 3 (01:46:05):
That's the only really and the only real dude in
the ship.

Speaker 8 (01:46:07):
The black and white the black couple that's like that
ruined by right, they.

Speaker 6 (01:46:12):
Take away prizes. I hope stunt brains brain told us
about that. He was just getting besieged. So if that's
if that's been put out, then they surely can't take
it away. Now they're gonna go back until we found out.

Speaker 2 (01:46:23):
Now too bad.

Speaker 6 (01:46:24):
Now no more bulls tickets suck you, no Walmart shopping spree.

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
I like to think that you're right, but I guarantee
they took everything away because because because it affects their reputation,
because it's raping the title.

Speaker 6 (01:46:36):
But somewhere in the fine print it says unless you're
on parole, I'm somewhere. I mean, he was offered free ship.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
Did his time found god in jail. He's out of
prison for three days. They should allow whatever they offered him.
They should give them. But I'm telling you the sho
don't even have to look at the article. I guaranteed
and unofficially married by Denzel Washington. So Denzel has that
for the rest of us.

Speaker 6 (01:47:01):
Exactly where Denzel's publicist going, really, did you had to
jump in there?

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
Well, yeah, you had to jump in there.

Speaker 4 (01:47:10):
Him, he's got to jump in there.

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
Uh. And Nicole Kidman, by the way, explain her clapping tweet.
It's all the haters hands. Yeah, remember clip her hands,
clip her hands. Yeah, what she says, she had like
millions of dollars worth of jewelry on her hands and
that's why she was climping that way. What was the
exact tweet.

Speaker 3 (01:47:28):
No, we just had a hand look weird long.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
Yeah, everybody went after her clapping style, and so she
she goes, you try to clap when you're wearing half
a million dollars worth of jewels.

Speaker 6 (01:47:42):
You got so many bracelets her ring zone, She's afraid
someone's going to fly off or something.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
He just shows you these fucking people are out of touch.
So everyone on Twitter is now going to go, oh, yeah, okay,
I understand that. Then you clear that up.

Speaker 6 (01:47:54):
No, no we didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:47:56):
She couldn't clap because you had a half million dollars
worth of jewels finger like that.

Speaker 4 (01:48:00):
That's the only thing we discussed.

Speaker 6 (01:48:02):
Yes, how did you get the flipper had turned into
a werewolf hands?

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
You know, how did you start? You would have changed
your bone structure. You would have paid good money back
in the day to see that at a freak show,
those weird hairs.

Speaker 8 (01:48:15):
Yeah, I went to Corny Island freak show and saw
the girl who swallowed the snakes she swallowed a snake
and pulled this thing out of a snake through up
and I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:48:23):
God, it was Fagan you right in the fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:48:27):
Puerto rican Mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:48:28):
We had to wait for the county fair once a
year to see that one.

Speaker 2 (01:48:31):
This was in the daytime.

Speaker 8 (01:48:32):
Me and Buddy bolted with the smoke pot at the
top of the wonder wheel. Paid the new money, he
put it to the top. We just smoked them there
for a half hour.

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
That was when the side shows started getting lame though.

Speaker 3 (01:48:41):
Right, Yeah, it was really That's why I was great
to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:43):
I used to love.

Speaker 8 (01:48:44):
It's sadder than it is wonderful. It's not wonderful bygone era,
but it is a good watch.

Speaker 2 (01:48:49):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:48:50):
The incubator for kids that are born way too early? Yeah,
I was reading recently.

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
Maybe you can find the article, poul So I got
all the facts right, But that was a side choked thing.
To pay for the Oh god, what so a guy
came up with his incubator for babies that are born
way too early, and to pay for it, they actually
would put babies in there at the side show. That's amazing,
and it paid for the technology sort of funded the research.

Speaker 4 (01:49:14):
Yes, that's what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
I got to find the exact articles to make sure
I got this right. But that's that's where the incubator started. Wow.
It was a side show thing.

Speaker 6 (01:49:22):
Wow. So you really went down there to look at
the whatever not happened to this what do you call.

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
Extremely you know, premium babies, and and it was paying
for the uh, for the research and the equipment and
all that. Could you freak show gives back? Basically, it
was one of those things I just read and I
probably should have said on side show advanced medicine for
premature babies. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
Was Tony Island in the early nineteen hundreds.

Speaker 2 (01:49:49):
Beyond the four legged Woman, the sword Swallowers, and Linel
the line faced Man was an entirely different exhibit. Rose
Rose Wow. Rows of tiny premature human babies living in
glass incubators. Barkers, including a young Carrie Grant called out
to passerbys, enticing visitors to come see the premies.

Speaker 3 (01:50:07):
The brainchild of this exhibit was doctor Martin Cooney.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
It looks like an.

Speaker 3 (01:50:17):
Enigmagetic.

Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
Thank you. The History of Medicine. Coony created or ran
incubator baby exhibits on the island from nineteen oh three
to the nineteen forties and thought he died in relative obscurity.
He was one of the great champions of this life
saving technology and is credited with saving the lives of
thousands of the country's premature baby whoa did this for

(01:50:38):
a side show thing, not knowing that this would be
everything for a lot of parents out there. Who first
doctor was incubators for premiues was French doctor I'll forget
it ess, an incubator warming baby chickens at a zoo
in the late eighteen seventies. According to Blah Blah Blah,

(01:50:58):
he thought he could use as simil device to say
the premature baby's dying of hypothermia and hospitals while other
Europeans are But basically this was like they're like, oh, look,
you know, we can make money off this with at
the side shows, and then it becomes a legit medical thing.

Speaker 3 (01:51:17):
Isn't that crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:51:18):
Cooley's first incubator baby exhibit on Coney Island was at
Lunar Park, one of several amusement parks along the boardwalk.

Speaker 3 (01:51:25):
He opened a second at the neighboring Dreamland soon after.

Speaker 2 (01:51:28):
Visitors paid a few coins to enter and would approach
rows of incubators along the wall, peering through the glass
windows at the tiny shiveled premium babies living inside. So
when did it jump from the side show to something
that is in every hospital in.

Speaker 4 (01:51:44):
The forties, I guess, or whenever they some of likely
must to move this.

Speaker 3 (01:51:48):
He died in obscurity, so I'll guess.

Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
I guess it moved into the hospitals after.

Speaker 3 (01:51:53):
We read can we read between the lines the guy
was a dirt bag, right?

Speaker 2 (01:51:57):
What? So what he says?

Speaker 4 (01:52:00):
Was he a showman or was he trying to showman?

Speaker 2 (01:52:02):
I don't think he think he was. I think he was.
I don't think he had to use.

Speaker 8 (01:52:05):
The showmanship just to get the money for what he
was trying to do.

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
But I think he was.

Speaker 3 (01:52:09):
I think he had a real hit part.

Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
He's taking give me your premiees. But these kept the
pols even feel like they're Were they just giving up
their babies to the side show or or they wanted
to because they thought it could help them breathe I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:52:24):
The guy out more about it was a win win,
it says, the chowmanship aspect of it. Sometimes he was
known to put them in a little bit bigger clothes
so they would look even a little tiny.

Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
He was this company.

Speaker 6 (01:52:34):
I read that part of the story correctly, That's what
I just said.

Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
I just saw it. Oh yeah. For example, Cooney was
known to occasionally dress his premis like Vic just said,
an overly large baby clothes to emphasize how tiny they were.
This guy was more of a showman, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:52:50):
But then once it starts happening for him, he's got
to have a conscience jump in.

Speaker 2 (01:52:52):
He's like fifty to fifty on this. Someone helped me out.
Maybe doctor Steve knows when did it jump to become a.

Speaker 8 (01:52:58):
Regular hot doctor was already using it in France, trying
to keep young chickens alive who were premium chickens.

Speaker 2 (01:53:05):
Right, he already knew that it had some type of
or was it or keeping him right, But it sounds
like this guy actually invented it.

Speaker 6 (01:53:12):
I don't think no, I mean he just took it
from the par region he was Yeah, he was just
throwing Yeah, I invented it for.

Speaker 8 (01:53:21):
Bait, right right right, he'd switched it over the first Well, no,
the first guy, the French dude, did it for babies too.
They sent in the French hospital. And then I think
this guy just borrowed it, right, what do you got.

Speaker 9 (01:53:32):
Paul on this says the first American newborn intensive intensive
carry unit, designed by Lewis Gluck, was opened in October
nineteen sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
Wow, Yale University of the Hospitals in nineteen sixty, twenty
years after he died.

Speaker 4 (01:53:46):
That's an intensive carry unit.

Speaker 9 (01:53:47):
Intensive carry unit, that's right, right?

Speaker 6 (01:53:51):
Was more on this when we're incubator's first US in
hospitals in the United States is what you're looking for.

Speaker 3 (01:53:56):
But most of the ship in the hospital from farms anyway,
you know.

Speaker 8 (01:53:59):
Well, for the first ship in hospital early hospital was
equipment right keeping chicken in the panio.

Speaker 4 (01:54:04):
You can transfer a lot of veterinary stuff and crossovers.

Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
This guy was making money off a freak show and
then he just slipped into Holy fuck. This is like
something that is a real thing that is going to
help a lot of people out there. But why would
parents bring their premiums down here?

Speaker 6 (01:54:18):
If they then I don't know that I want to
know afford it.

Speaker 9 (01:54:21):
The first American incubator was used on September seventh, eighteen
eighty eight.

Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
Now we're all over the place, for this. I was
waiting on the Rocking Smile, the hatching cradle, right, No,
I like this though, we try to figure it out
in front of everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:54:37):
Holy, the arc read it was.

Speaker 2 (01:54:39):
Like they basically said, incubators started as a as a
sideshow tech.

Speaker 8 (01:54:43):
Well it was on Ward divers. That's what a crazy
pew wasn't. Yeah, so it was experimenting on Ward's Island
with this ship.

Speaker 2 (01:54:48):
So there might have been something going. But there might
have been a time if you had a premium. They
didn't have much hope that the baby was gonna make it,
and they probably said and then some fucking show me
slash sideshow guy said, hey, I'll take.

Speaker 3 (01:55:00):
I know how to keep them alive and keep them breathing.

Speaker 6 (01:55:02):
Right.

Speaker 9 (01:55:02):
She lived for ninety six years. She died two days
ago from a nineteen twenty sideshow incubator.

Speaker 4 (01:55:07):
Oh she Warren.

Speaker 3 (01:55:09):
She died two days ago.

Speaker 2 (01:55:11):
Wow, maybe that's why it was in the paper. There
a side show.

Speaker 3 (01:55:15):
Damn.

Speaker 8 (01:55:15):
We could have did the story last week and had
On Loo could have had her On survived in a
side show incubator.

Speaker 6 (01:55:21):
I'm being informed right now that reader's digestion and blew
this story up years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:55:26):
We're late to the party on this. I don't mind
that we're late to the party. It's new to us.
I just want to like get all the all the
ins and out. Yeah, I want to fill in the
blanks here. There's a few blanks. She was born two
pounds ninety six years ago. That is you know what
I mean, a Mira ago. Because they've gotten way better
with that show. Yes now, because it's a miracle.

Speaker 6 (01:55:48):
That's a good looking ninety six year old. That's a
good looking older mom. She's no worse for wear after
starting out as a premie.

Speaker 2 (01:55:53):
That's for damn. I would guess ninety six years ago,
if you had a premie, you were pretty much going,
oh my god, it's not going him out.

Speaker 6 (01:55:59):
I got to make it to and they.

Speaker 2 (01:56:00):
Probably said, all right, I will give it to the
side show.

Speaker 9 (01:56:03):
It said, uh the sides So incubators were too fund
research to keep help keep them alive.

Speaker 3 (01:56:09):
See, if you have to pay for they have to
get Some people come looking at the payment with.

Speaker 4 (01:56:13):
Freak show turning the money into something that seems baby.

Speaker 2 (01:56:18):
Uh oh. People are saying, you're right there, Sharoti. There's
actually a documentary on this. Uh Marion.

Speaker 22 (01:56:24):
It looks like in Ohio, Hey guys, Sean hit it
right on the nail and the guy the guy started
as an invention, invention that he was laughed at right
because the doctors.

Speaker 12 (01:56:34):
Didn't understand, and like Vic said, maybe we're garding left
right from being preemies. So that's how the only way
he could get his invention out there was to putting
on a side show. Make the fund and then when
they realized, hey, these babies were surviving. Is when the
hospitals took it and said, hey these actually worked.

Speaker 2 (01:56:51):
Yeah, he had to go.

Speaker 4 (01:56:53):
He had to go fund me.

Speaker 2 (01:56:54):
He had to do a version fund me. This movie.

Speaker 3 (01:56:59):
I watched this fun movie, no kidding, this would be
a great movie.

Speaker 2 (01:57:02):
Who cares about that.

Speaker 12 (01:57:05):
I'm one of that to find the most obscure documentaries.
I can't even tell you where the hell I've seen
it at.

Speaker 2 (01:57:10):
Oh really, I gotta find that. Yeah, I'm gonna find
a good story though.

Speaker 3 (01:57:14):
Damn good story.

Speaker 2 (01:57:15):
So I gotta take back what I said. It looks
like this guy wasn't just a show man, Like this
is the way I could eve there, you go do
the go fund met then like that back over to
the general public. Because no one else is gonna give
me any money like that angle right there. Wow, thank you,
thank you. I wanted to fill in some of the

(01:57:36):
bl It was something I read where I had no
idea about him, Like, that's pretty correct German apparently. Yeah, wow,
that's fascinating. Somebody that we used to know back in
the day gave me an old sideshow thing that was
ancient and one of those babies in and I had

(01:57:57):
to give it back. Yeah, that's not surprised. That was creepy, No,
but it had the original like chains around stuff. This
thing was like an antique creepy I'm a creep Pickled punks.
Pickled punks they called them pickled.

Speaker 3 (01:58:18):
Punk fetuses sealed in a jar, and I had one.

Speaker 2 (01:58:25):
I had one of these. That's brutal. We knew a guy, Uh,
I could say his first name, Andrew. He had He
had quite quite the displays down there in Washington. We
like to show that. That's on TV withdities. Oh, this
guy had stuff way better than a museum in his
own little uh sort of wearing to give the name

(01:58:45):
of the place. No, I don't know is it was
Satan's Side show. Satan's Side Show yeah, back then it
was legal, and he took us through his place to
show us all the stuff he's collected. He loves collecting
murder scene stuff and like serial killer stuff and pickled
punks and he had a cold punk He's the greatest name.
He had a fish tank filled. It was creepy, man,

(01:59:11):
It's a literation day. It's not like rock bands. Uh.
I think he was insulted when I gave it back,
but I'm sure I was creeped out him, Like, dude,
I thought I could handle this thing, and for a
little bit I could, and then I'm like, no, man,
you got to take this back.

Speaker 3 (01:59:23):
You have a picture to one he gave it. It
was a weird energy I felt. I was just like,
this is something is just not right spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:59:29):
Did you save anything and did you ever take a
picture of it? We have pictures of it somewhere I
can all look and see. Yeah, we definitely had pictures
of it. Yeah, we had it for a while because
he gave it to us. He gave it to me
personally because I was a big fan of this type
of stuff for a while, and you had a while.
We kept it around the radio stage. Wasn't it like
a welcoming gift to when we were coming next m

(01:59:50):
I think it was, I'm trying.

Speaker 5 (01:59:51):
And then we had it for like a year and
a half or something, and then we were going to
do a show down in d C. And our engineer
Mars was freaking that about it, like going into the
studio with that thing.

Speaker 2 (02:00:02):
No, it was, it was kind of it was dark.
So we wound up having to for that back and
handed back over to it. And the thing was close
to one hundred years old. I'm telling you, it was
an antique. It wasn't anything that recent history. This thing
was old. Maybe not a hundred, but it was. It
was old. It was haunted. When I walked to his
place and he showed me the fish tank filled with them, Mike,

(02:00:24):
he had a fish tank filled with pickled punks, like
a whole tank.

Speaker 3 (02:00:28):
Uh yeah, more like I mean they were all over
the place in a tank.

Speaker 6 (02:00:34):
One jar.

Speaker 2 (02:00:36):
It was a big fish tank that he just put
a whole bunch in there, a bunch of or actually no,
that was another he used to buy all the old
sideshow thanks. Because the side shows finally closed down, everyone said,
this is just not right, but that stuff people started
selling to private collectors. And this guy Andrew that we
used to know was a private collector, so he had
some crazy stuff. I want to see it. I want

(02:00:57):
to see that. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't know
if he's I want to pickle punks on American Pickers.
That's what I lost. I lost touch with the guy
that time ago. He was a cool guy. You would
call our show from time to time with all sorts
of stories on that on that world. I used to
watch the show. You ever watch that the store downtown? Yeah,

(02:01:19):
it's telling the Discovery or something.

Speaker 4 (02:01:21):
He has one of those Twitter They're one of their
strange channels.

Speaker 2 (02:01:23):
But I've heard that shop. I knew the people, but
I've never been in the have a DC one. I'm scurity. Yeah,
that's it.

Speaker 6 (02:01:29):
Obscurity and what's in there a whole bunch of specialized
in super weird.

Speaker 8 (02:01:33):
They twitched over all the time. People who work down
there to the TV show is awesome.

Speaker 6 (02:01:37):
Yeah, the lady is really nice talking to her. I
was on a panel with her about it's sort of like.

Speaker 2 (02:01:42):
The Muter Is it called the Muter Museum down there
in Philly. I don't know what that is. It's like medical.

Speaker 6 (02:01:50):
Medical.

Speaker 3 (02:01:50):
I think it's called the Muter. It's just in like
an old row home base, right, that's not is it's
like down on the east Side.

Speaker 8 (02:01:57):
They's got a bigger location a couple of years ago
after the TV show came out.

Speaker 2 (02:02:01):
But yeah, we rolled through that when we were down
in Philly broadcasting one time. Scary good ship in there.
We got to take a break. Vic Kenley's hitting the
road again. He's gonna be with Ron White.

Speaker 6 (02:02:11):
Thursday, Friday and Saturday of this week and with Kathleen
Madigan April sixth, seven eight in Illinois. So you can
look on her website for those cities and uh, okay, boy,
tell yeah exactly a long. We're gonna be down in
the corn Man Gailsburg. I don't think the few places
I haven't been in America.

Speaker 2 (02:02:27):
I did the nightly show with her. She's great.

Speaker 3 (02:02:30):
Can you wait like one minute.

Speaker 2 (02:02:31):
I found a photo. I'm gonna send it over to
Paul of the Punk So yeah, just give me like
one minute. Okay, oh my god, this is gonna be good.
Luka you already creeped out. Yeah, I thought I could
handle it. I don't like it. I'm with him. I
don't like it. Then I had a friend, Chuck farm
him he would make jewelry out of human bone. Oh yeah, yeah,

(02:02:52):
I have, so they made out of t I thought
it was cool. I had this necklace and it was
like kind of the middle knuckle of a middle finger.
And I ended up burying it in the backyard of
my parents' house, just when you realize it was I
just buried it and I couldn't give it back to
all him. He's like, no, man, that's yours. And I
was like, I got to bury thisby's absolutely buried it.

Speaker 3 (02:03:13):
I was so creeped out.

Speaker 6 (02:03:15):
If you throw a chicken there for a while, if
you put a chicken foot in there and a piece
of sage and then struck, you could have achieved eternal lives.

Speaker 2 (02:03:24):
I don't know if I don't even know if it
was on the I didn't even know if it was
on the open. Very nice. He was trying to say,
it's all good, you know, And I was like I
was all right with it for a while because it
was it was a conversation piece, and there's the old
tradition wining bones human bones. I was I was like,

(02:03:47):
let's let's bury this thing. You got the picture before
we go to break all you got? You got the
They'll go to patreon dot com. Slash race was subscribe now, man,
we got a bunch of good shoes. All right, you
want to showing the picture after up there? Great? Just
wait a second, it's coming coming. Oh now you have
no problem. I see nobody Pete.

Speaker 6 (02:04:13):
Was about.

Speaker 3 (02:04:14):
That was a full blot.

Speaker 2 (02:04:16):
All right, we're waiting for a second. I think you
just for it over the should be there now.

Speaker 3 (02:04:21):
All right, Oh, this is gonna be creepiest ship.

Speaker 2 (02:04:23):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 8 (02:04:24):
I hope you don't want to watch it. You don't
want to see them more? All right, it's the thing
of nightmares.

Speaker 2 (02:04:28):
I didn't like seeing it in the first place.

Speaker 8 (02:04:30):
Really, I never saw it, so I can't wait to
be you're seeing the pile over the years, over the years.

Speaker 2 (02:04:34):
But I know so you as.

Speaker 3 (02:04:38):
Yeah, that's a picture of you holding the pickle, and
there's soon into it.

Speaker 2 (02:04:43):
You can see the face.

Speaker 3 (02:04:43):
It's a doublehead man.

Speaker 4 (02:04:46):
Yeah, there's two of them. It's like Simon's pickle punks.

Speaker 2 (02:04:50):
Yeah yeah, oh my god. We made sure we gave
it back to the guy properly. I would have kept
it and named the Ulton twins talking about early years
the Earliers the full jar.

Speaker 6 (02:05:08):
Good Lord, that is Look how he's staring at the
back of you and you can see the creepy look
on your face even back its freaked out.

Speaker 2 (02:05:17):
Yeah, we're like, that's serious about this? Well is a
good idea and realized, how do you feel about this?

Speaker 6 (02:05:22):
He said, it's terrible, horrible, Paul, just to make sure
everybody feels so, Shara is the only person who.

Speaker 3 (02:05:32):
When I go, I want my cast to be a
whole big jar would be pickled in.

Speaker 6 (02:05:37):
An oil drum.

Speaker 2 (02:05:41):
My mentor is trying to figure out how he could
keep his skull when he dies for his family, was
tim ed ted Williams. That was crowd skull mantle peace there,
I am.

Speaker 6 (02:05:53):
He won't shout to like get it down to the
actual skulls, so they'd have to discaviinate him, boil it down.

Speaker 2 (02:06:01):
Even like shrimp. I don't know where he's at these days.
It's by the ways he wants.

Speaker 3 (02:06:07):
He wants uh his family to take a skull home
after he passes.

Speaker 6 (02:06:11):
Wouldn't know how to have all that extra work done.
I guess he could. They could do that.

Speaker 8 (02:06:14):
I want them to do it with my skull doing
clean it off like that and put it in a
bowling ball like the movie Mystery Men.

Speaker 3 (02:06:19):
Oh that's good bawling ball.

Speaker 1 (02:06:21):
Now.

Speaker 4 (02:06:21):
I wonder if these mortuarys have that on the ship
you can pick.

Speaker 6 (02:06:25):
Do you think the modern day funeral home has that?
If you walked in there with this weird request like
you just said, you'll do it.

Speaker 8 (02:06:31):
Give the TV show fight Under No, no, the reality
show with weird funerals.

Speaker 6 (02:06:37):
I did not know this.

Speaker 8 (02:06:37):
Oh yes, one dude had a whole thing made out
of candy, candy colfin. Okay, you're picking candy off of it?

Speaker 6 (02:06:43):
You think that any you think any bizarre embalming marrying request.
If there's somebody out there going, yeah, we can put
your skull.

Speaker 2 (02:06:50):
In the bowl them. Well, have you seen the wakes
where like they're watching the game whatever. I think it
was a Packers fan. He's sitting there in full Packers gear,
in a in a in a chair. That's his wake.
I'm a football fan.

Speaker 3 (02:07:02):
That yeah, he's got his sunglasses on.

Speaker 2 (02:07:05):
And then there was another guy not at the game though,
at the TI No, no, no, I'm sorry, at the
funeral home. But how we all know him, So this
is how he's gonna go. That's common.

Speaker 3 (02:07:16):
And then there was another one.

Speaker 2 (02:07:17):
I think it was a guy on his motorcycle that
was his way.

Speaker 6 (02:07:21):
At the funeral home. Though, yeah, I'm thinking, so you're
trying to tell me. First second, I thought that some
money had weekend it, you know, sitting outside when he
first said that, that's exactly what the goddamn corse is
sitting there with the jee.

Speaker 2 (02:07:37):
Got the hand propped up with a beer.

Speaker 3 (02:07:39):
And it was a lady and allowing that's okay, Yeah,
that's all cool.

Speaker 2 (02:07:43):
I don't know if he was a Packers fan, it
was definitely a big football fan, just dressed to you never.

Speaker 9 (02:07:47):
See uh Carl Pilkington's moaning of life. He was in
a different country and they uh set them up just
like how they were in life. So they set up this.

Speaker 2 (02:07:57):
One more South America thing it is.

Speaker 6 (02:07:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (02:08:00):
Yeah, she was just the propped her up like she
was working, because that's what always. Yeah, so everybody walked.
One dude, they took his body. They took his body
to the club because that's where that's a VP table.
He was dead right there, that this whole thing, and
he put him in the car. He drove around a
convertible when he was dead in the car doing.

Speaker 6 (02:08:18):
That Caylehillkington, that's he's he's always good's amazing.

Speaker 8 (02:08:21):
They got to do the fucking lap dance from a
stripper lap dance and a dead body money.

Speaker 2 (02:08:29):
This was on the Siper Bowl.

Speaker 9 (02:08:30):
Then they also create like custom castick.

Speaker 4 (02:08:33):
That's what he was saying.

Speaker 2 (02:08:34):
Yeah, I got that.

Speaker 4 (02:08:36):
I understand that.

Speaker 2 (02:08:37):
That's okay, that's whatever. That's fine. Yeah, trying to find
the motorcycle because I think it was a video where
where the guy's dead and he's he's find a video.

Speaker 8 (02:08:46):
When I put the kid to the fucking club and
he had the girl dancing on him.

Speaker 3 (02:08:50):
You're got a bug out here.

Speaker 2 (02:08:53):
Did he die on his bike?

Speaker 6 (02:08:54):
I don't know his favor and that's how he wanted
to be remembered there. That would be extra ironic if
if he died on a high speed motorcycle crash and.

Speaker 2 (02:09:02):
They put him in there in the funeral home on
the same massed motorcycle. Yeah, it's just weird and you're
then you're punched over like that for eternity that cares.

Speaker 4 (02:09:13):
You had to take away just a little something there.

Speaker 2 (02:09:16):
I don't know. Man who cares India too.

Speaker 8 (02:09:22):
I think my South America. I think it was South America.
When he was dancing around, I had the dude getting
in lip dance dead.

Speaker 2 (02:09:27):
I was like, okay, I see never let's find that
for after the break. Okay, break and a few other
things to do.

Speaker 4 (02:09:33):
So more live reads.

Speaker 2 (02:09:34):
I don't think so. I was joking.

Speaker 4 (02:09:36):
I'm trying to see if I can get you to flinch, Valentine.

Speaker 2 (02:09:40):
We'll be right back. We'll be back with more Obie
Radio after this. We're back with more Obie Radio.

Speaker 17 (02:09:55):
Down down.

Speaker 2 (02:09:56):
We got Big Hendley in the studio. That was a
hit what back in two thousand and nine and hit
number one, hit number one? My god, flow ride is
right with Kesha Mkesha. Oh really he's the female hook
in this. I don't know if I knew that final
episode of Mash aired to one hundred and twenty five
million people today in nineteen eighty three. That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (02:10:18):
I was in college.

Speaker 2 (02:10:19):
Twenty five million people watching one fucking show.

Speaker 6 (02:10:22):
I was in college. You went to a party they had.
Everybody was having Mash parties all over America.

Speaker 2 (02:10:27):
No longer the most watched TV event.

Speaker 4 (02:10:29):
Final episode or.

Speaker 3 (02:10:30):
The Super Bowls finally beat that, right, yep?

Speaker 11 (02:10:32):
Is that it? Though?

Speaker 2 (02:10:33):
Yeah, I think not this one. I think last year's
one finally beat it. But it was that many years before,
so long it was the largest watched event in the
in the American television So let me ask you this,
like a big final show for a series, give me
one Eric in recent years and then fale fell. Well
that's that's a while ago, now, all right?

Speaker 6 (02:10:55):
Fine, I tried to act like that How I Met
Your Mother thing was supposed to be a real spectacular,
big day, something other than the shit.

Speaker 2 (02:11:02):
But how many people watch the final episode of Seinfeld?
Just to put in perspective, you can look, those are
both researchable. Last time I checked, I'm still stuck on
the DOA.

Speaker 6 (02:11:12):
Now you're playing that because that's what they're sampling there,
and that are allowed you spend me right around like
a record.

Speaker 3 (02:11:18):
Yes, exactly what were you saying, Paul?

Speaker 9 (02:11:20):
It's show?

Speaker 2 (02:11:20):
Was it Seinfeld's last show? Nowadays? Forget it. With all
the distraction and on demand and all that, you're just
not going to get that many people watching the same
fucking thing at the same time.

Speaker 6 (02:11:32):
Seventy six million watch Seinfeld versus how many you watch Cheers?
The last Yeer's eighty million, The Roots finale seventy six million, right,
shot shot eighty three million. All right, that's the leader
so far.

Speaker 2 (02:11:47):
Well look that article from also in nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 4 (02:11:49):
Okay, Well that's where we research everything. That's how we
do it here.

Speaker 6 (02:11:52):
I think everyone who listens to this show knows we
only start in nineteeny ninety eight.

Speaker 2 (02:11:58):
My point, now, it's impossible, Well you get that many
people unless it's like a super Bowl.

Speaker 6 (02:12:03):
So Seahawks all the ones that are on the list
now are yeah, ninety percent Seahawks.

Speaker 2 (02:12:07):
Or what that's the most washed? Ever, how many? How
many was that?

Speaker 6 (02:12:11):
Did you say?

Speaker 3 (02:12:14):
Well, I mean but one hundred and twenty five MASH.

Speaker 2 (02:12:19):
Twenty five?

Speaker 5 (02:12:20):
No, not that I can't be record something. I remember
they made a big deal that the MASH record was broken.
I thought it was a super Bowl. Let me see
what I can find.

Speaker 6 (02:12:27):
Well, that's a list of twenty five and the only
thing on that is not a super Bowl is MASH
and it's listed at one hundred and eight.

Speaker 2 (02:12:35):
Oh, Eric, there you go. The numbers are just wrong.
They have Mash at one hundred and let's call it
one hundred and six million for the finale, and then
there's a whole bunch of Super Bowls that have now
beat that, right, and mostly the most recent super Bowls
okay from twenty ten to twenty sixteen pretty much have
have beat the mash at this.

Speaker 9 (02:12:53):
Last year, the first presidential debate was the.

Speaker 2 (02:12:56):
Eighty four mili That's that Trump, That Trump is that everything,
that Trump factor, that Trump factor.

Speaker 9 (02:13:06):
For the last two years, the only TV show that
makes one of the most watched broadcasts of the year
was The Blacklist episode.

Speaker 2 (02:13:15):
Episode twenty one from February twenty fifteen, thirty point five minutes.

Speaker 9 (02:13:19):
That probably was following the super Bowl too.

Speaker 2 (02:13:20):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's a major drop off. If
you're doing over one hundred it was, you're only keeping
about a third of them for a little right, but
also a major deal for a network television show. Sureeah, Sure.
The point is times have changed. I mean we were
talking about this over the weekend water cooler talk. You
just don't have it anymore because everyone is watching their
ship when they like watching, except for like the Super Bowl.

(02:13:43):
You go in the next day everyone's talking about that.
But that's kind of rare now and some of the
Trump stuff, certainly some of those debates, but in general, man, you.

Speaker 3 (02:13:51):
Gotta find your clicks. Then talk about Game of Throne.

Speaker 6 (02:13:53):
The appointment television has sort of gone away once you
have your own agendity have worked though the.

Speaker 2 (02:13:58):
Next day when it was a big event, how that was.

Speaker 6 (02:14:01):
It was kind of fun and now your friends have
to cut you off. If if you and I were
standing there and we were all in the game with
Thrones and we knew he was too, but then we
were two episodes ahead of him, then you're right. Then
there went the locker room, I mean the water cooler.
No one talks because he's going wa wa wait wait wait,
that's what I was going with this. No, that's exactly
what you know. You're five.

Speaker 3 (02:14:20):
I think we played out perfectly.

Speaker 4 (02:14:23):
Yeah, you can't even have a friendly water cool conversation.

Speaker 2 (02:14:25):
You know.

Speaker 6 (02:14:26):
That's somebody walking by La la la la la la.
You know I can't hear you.

Speaker 9 (02:14:30):
That's the most watched series finale list.

Speaker 2 (02:14:33):
All right, that's some hard hit us up there. We
mash is still at the top of mere on called
one hundred and six cheers at eighty four and a half.

Speaker 3 (02:14:40):
Then Seinfeld seventy six to three, then Friends fifty two.

Speaker 2 (02:14:43):
It starts dropping off mag and p I's in the
top five Manum two point seven, Mili out the Tonight
Show Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. His last episode was
fifty million Cosby Show forty four point four, and then
it starts kind of fading away obviously.

Speaker 8 (02:14:56):
You know when no one gets it though HBO's and
all oz't no get it. They're not in there yet
because at the time he got numbers right right.

Speaker 2 (02:15:03):
Speaking of Trump, Trump believes Obama's behind the White House leaks.
At first, I thought this was stupid, but then I'm thinking,
you know what, there's probably some Obama people that are
that's stuck around and they're not They're not for this Trump.

Speaker 3 (02:15:15):
So how's Obama behind it? If is Obama people left behind.

Speaker 2 (02:15:18):
I would I would say more Obama people, yes, than
Obama himself.

Speaker 6 (02:15:23):
I hope it's him directly. I hope he's crazy quickly
because he sent a few teams over from the CIA
and they planted some bugs and then they gave him
the only receiver.

Speaker 4 (02:15:32):
So now he just goes kite surfing and giggles.

Speaker 6 (02:15:36):
I walked around Manhattan out of top right. He's saving
his shit up.

Speaker 2 (02:15:43):
A few days ago, the meeting on Fifth Avenue, and
he went to a Broadway show and I go with
you the picture of his successful four location burger joined.

Speaker 6 (02:15:53):
Over in the UK, the Obama Burgers are going off
the map over there.

Speaker 2 (02:15:56):
So anyone else find the Kelly and Conway's now in
the Oval office, barefoot taking pictures sexy around. Yeah, it
was not.

Speaker 6 (02:16:07):
I mean, we know what surrounded okay, the blonde white
woman surrounded by all the black men, the educators.

Speaker 2 (02:16:14):
Jesus, she looks like a melting candle. I mean, let's
you know, but that, but just what she's doing there,
a bit on the sexy side. No, no shoes.

Speaker 3 (02:16:22):
I don't give a fuck that she did that.

Speaker 2 (02:16:24):
Do you look.

Speaker 6 (02:16:25):
I'm all for barefoot women being sexy, but that ain't one.
She's got a little dress on and she's like, fine,
I gotta be careful.

Speaker 3 (02:16:35):
Or her ball men, let's see it.

Speaker 2 (02:16:40):
I don't care. That's that night. They're trying to make
a big deal of that. And then everyone started tweeting
pictures of every president putting the shoes back. Obama was
up there with Gregory Hains tat dancing exactly. But no
problem with that. Greys and Trump's got relaxed. Obama's not
behind the White House leaks. Maybe maybe something.

Speaker 6 (02:17:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:17:01):
I don't have any evidence. Maybe some of his people
that were left behind. Maybe, But he's got one dude
down in the basement.

Speaker 6 (02:17:08):
He's got a campbell shot tomato can and it's tied
to a string, and Obama's outside.

Speaker 8 (02:17:12):
On the other end, I was on a private island
with Richard Branson Schilling anymore.

Speaker 9 (02:17:16):
Yeah, you saw the picture of the whole White House
staff and they saw Trump was coming in.

Speaker 8 (02:17:21):
I saw the girl, the Muslim girl who just left. Well,
she wasn't feeling welcome there anymore. She was on a
White House staffers, all right, discrepancy.

Speaker 2 (02:17:33):
Shut out.

Speaker 4 (02:17:34):
We hardly ever get to that point in there. Really
we've been every day now.

Speaker 6 (02:17:39):
Is that anything?

Speaker 2 (02:17:41):
It's just something that's needed. I'm watching Trump tonight, though.
That should be good. What time does that stop? It's
gonna be magic nine o'clock.

Speaker 6 (02:17:47):
No, I will not be watching it. I'm I'm gonna
go do a set somewhere. Then I'm gonna start drinking
liquor right after it. There you go I'm taping.

Speaker 2 (02:17:55):
It's gonna watch it Knights and drum home and play
the Marty Gross. So we almost had a gym fixed situation.
But you know this is Bob Harper from the Biggest
Loser You ever watched The Biggest Loser? Which One's Bob Harper.

Speaker 6 (02:18:05):
He's one of the coaches coach you up to help
you get He's the blonde guy fucking ever in great shape.

Speaker 2 (02:18:12):
Ye, perfectly. That guy. He had a massive heart attack
to the point he was unconscious, unconscious for two days.
What and the only reason he survived there was a
doctor that was performing CPR and used the paddles on
him in a gym here in New York City.

Speaker 3 (02:18:28):
What so he had the mid workout heart attack in
a gym.

Speaker 2 (02:18:31):
Yes, wow, this guy I mentioned Jim fixed because he
was the running expert and dropped out of a heart
attack while running. This Bob Harper was in perfect shape
and eats perfectly. What was he doing hanging out with
Peggy Bundy?

Speaker 8 (02:18:46):
Remember he killed the most healthyest man in Chicago with
bond bonds.

Speaker 2 (02:18:50):
Oh my god, that.

Speaker 3 (02:18:54):
Come on, marry with children friend. I know Budy baby.

Speaker 2 (02:18:59):
He was in the high Hospel for eight days and
he's still not clear to fly. So he's stuck here
in New York. He's doing much better, but he was out. Wow,
this guy was out. If there wasn't a doctor. How
old is he fifty one?

Speaker 6 (02:19:10):
Get him on the phone if he's still here in
New York. We got to be able to get him.
Love to talk to Bob Harris for five minutes. We
won't stress him.

Speaker 2 (02:19:17):
He might he was damn good on that show. I
tapped out of the Biggest Loser a long time.

Speaker 9 (02:19:20):
AGO's doing well too, okay.

Speaker 2 (02:19:25):
Doing Yeah, we assumed Mike's at this point. He just
wants to book in the situation with someone else weeks ago,
another person that's in great shape.

Speaker 12 (02:19:32):
That should have had an art.

Speaker 4 (02:19:35):
Right here he goes with.

Speaker 8 (02:19:39):
Another physical I'm just confused why our pale might be
in there because he's the Biggest Loser Harper seventeen seasons
on The Biggest Loser seventeen two thousand and four as
a trainer.

Speaker 2 (02:19:53):
Now he's like, I didn't know this until I read
this article. He's the host now, so yeah, I think
he took over for what what was her name, Sweeney?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:20:02):
Oh, yeah, yeah, I used to watch it.

Speaker 6 (02:20:04):
Watched it.

Speaker 3 (02:20:05):
It was a good show.

Speaker 2 (02:20:06):
It's a good show.

Speaker 3 (02:20:06):
I don't like it until you realize that they basically
start them to death.

Speaker 2 (02:20:10):
So they have those amazing uh waves at the end,
and then most of the people gain a lot of
the way back.

Speaker 6 (02:20:14):
Yeah, a lot of them gained the back was just
in the elevator. I just passed her coming upstairs that one. Yeah,
I think, so she comes around here a bunch. Yeah,
if she wanted me around the building somewhere.

Speaker 2 (02:20:23):
All right. She was the host on that show for
a long long time. Gorgeous. Look so Harper. Then, Bob Harper.
I guess someone talked to him and said, this is
genetic that his mom I think died of this. Wow,
she would think he would have had that checked after
this point in his life. Possibly, Holy fucked. But man,
if he's dropping of a heart attack, man.

Speaker 6 (02:20:48):
Who's horribly overweight and unhealthy, they're still alive. That we
can feel better about.

Speaker 2 (02:20:51):
Now. There's got to be a couple of people out
there that should have been gone by now. I'd probably
go with Roland. Shot were coming fire. I did not
see that one yet, and I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm scared I took that shot. I'm scared I took
that shot.

Speaker 3 (02:21:10):
Is there You're worried about his cholesterol? And I'm sorry, sorry,
I just see you who like celebrity.

Speaker 2 (02:21:19):
There's not a glire coming up.

Speaker 3 (02:21:20):
The girl from This is Ushu, the big girl from
This is us.

Speaker 2 (02:21:24):
I saw her.

Speaker 3 (02:21:25):
They actually made her sit on a couch for the oscars.

Speaker 8 (02:21:29):
Why would you make her sit on a couch like
an audience?

Speaker 2 (02:21:32):
Nah, they were doing I don't even want to tell
you what the channel was still on. I was watching
the Red Carpet. They were doing after show fashion. Well
know what happens is Ryan Seacrest does the Red Carpet
real early and then they shut him down because ABC
has the exclusive. So I thought I was still watching
the Red Carpet with Ryan Seacrest. This is a true story.
And all sudden they went with the fashion experts and

(02:21:53):
they're all sitting on a couch and I was confused
why they weren't going back to Ryan Seacrest. And Chris
Jenner was there, and and the pants face one forgot. Yeah,
I'm from each ye, julian A. We've called her pant
face for years of my house. I also enjoy almond head.

(02:22:14):
Her head is completely same girl. Her head is perfectly
shaped like an almond. It's very yes, and it's and
it's and it's yeah. And then the neck looks like
it's sitting on top of a popsicle stick. And then
that girl, I don't know the show this is us.
I heard it's great, I haven't seen.

Speaker 4 (02:22:28):
It's a wonderful show.

Speaker 2 (02:22:29):
And they made her sit on the couch. I'm like,
why would they do that to her? They should make her,
you know, stand up with a high top or something
in front of us. It looks like it looks ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (02:22:40):
He's wearing he wears, he wears a fat suit.

Speaker 6 (02:22:42):
He's not really boyd he really yes, he's not necessarily
the epitome of the guy that you were worried about
die and our biggest loser guy.

Speaker 2 (02:22:50):
But he is wearing a fat suit for that.

Speaker 4 (02:22:52):
That's a damn good show.

Speaker 2 (02:22:53):
That's gonna win everything at the Emmys next year, one
of less.

Speaker 6 (02:22:55):
This thing rips you in half every week, and you
can try not to cry, and cry just get you
every goddamn week.

Speaker 4 (02:23:04):
Tonight at nine o'clock, you watch you watch it every week.

Speaker 3 (02:23:06):
Well not tonight at nine because the president.

Speaker 6 (02:23:09):
See another reason, motherfucker Donald Trump.

Speaker 2 (02:23:12):
God damn it, it shows horrible.

Speaker 6 (02:23:14):
I'm watching tomorrow. That show's outstanding. Watch it win everything,
and then get back to me with what's horrible?

Speaker 2 (02:23:19):
Horrible?

Speaker 6 (02:23:20):
Right, Okay, let's see if your president gets in trouble
or my show wins some emmies, which one happens first
before the eight years is up?

Speaker 2 (02:23:31):
You think Donald could do eight years? God might majority
He's not doing this show killing seven years. That's a
good run.

Speaker 6 (02:23:41):
This is one good show.

Speaker 2 (02:23:41):
This will be on for another four or five. This
is us and the guy's not actually fat. That reminds
me of the modern family guy that we had in here.

Speaker 6 (02:23:49):
Exton Street straight the other way he's he's in the
ladies man. He says, uh letero, chase me, Gabby as.

Speaker 2 (02:23:58):
These days he says, manly as they came there you go,
perfect just like that. I mean, but everyone just assumes
that he's gay. In real life.

Speaker 3 (02:24:08):
He's so good at the character the characters.

Speaker 4 (02:24:10):
Oh God, really gay, the other guys, really good husband.

Speaker 2 (02:24:15):
Okay, but Eric was in here. I loved how he
was awesome on the radio. Yeah, he's funny, dude. Man, he's.

Speaker 6 (02:24:24):
They've incorporated. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:24:26):
And the one of the weirdest things too, is the
show is really great, but he wins.

Speaker 5 (02:24:30):
All the Emmys for the gay role, but the gay
partner doesn't win anything for being gay.

Speaker 2 (02:24:35):
Yeah that's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (02:24:37):
You're yeah, we're not impressed by you playing gay again.

Speaker 2 (02:24:41):
Yeah, he's great on Modern Family. How hownny is that? Though?
They look at him like, you're not kidding? Sorry, because
I'm so Yeah, it's not acting. Yeah, very good. What
was gonna say? There was the Trump thing bomb Kelly
and I don't care if she was. You know, I
had no shoes on. Now with that, we got to

(02:25:04):
say goodbye to Vic Kelly for a while, but I'll
go back next week.

Speaker 4 (02:25:07):
I'll be back if I'm making out of tighter Land.

Speaker 2 (02:25:10):
Yeah, a challenge, but I think you could do it. Vic,
I know where the workhole is, right. A whole bunch
of stuff we didn't do today. We feel like we
had an alright show. Vic Kelly is going to be
on on tour with Runway for a little bit.

Speaker 6 (02:25:23):
Just the rest of this week Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and
then with Kathleen and Illinois.

Speaker 3 (02:25:30):
We know we got the show coming for we leaked that.

Speaker 4 (02:25:33):
We didn't even discuss that too right now we got.

Speaker 2 (02:25:37):
The date too late. Now gave us the date we
might be pulling around at the Village Underground on April tenth.

Speaker 3 (02:25:42):
April tenth, Baby, there's a Monday night with a big
obi show show.

Speaker 2 (02:25:46):
Well, we definitely want to do a stand up show
with you guys, the guys that have made this show
so damn good, and maybe do the radio show live.

Speaker 3 (02:25:54):
Maybe I haven't even told the guys.

Speaker 6 (02:25:56):
I know we were talking about this last Ye'll be
really happy about all.

Speaker 3 (02:25:59):
We got to figure out everything straight. Everything's wait waiting
for is.

Speaker 2 (02:26:01):
Down the whole door date. But yeah, I'm holding a
date for us April tenth.

Speaker 3 (02:26:05):
So we're hoping now radio show and stand up kick everyone.

Speaker 2 (02:26:09):
Out, and then stand up show that night.

Speaker 3 (02:26:11):
That's right, three to six, then eight pm show.

Speaker 2 (02:26:14):
I forgot.

Speaker 3 (02:26:14):
We talked about that over fried chicken.

Speaker 2 (02:26:16):
Lest I just remember I already got the wheels of
most kicking. We got to figured out e rock. We
got anything no all right, that never really gets old man. Yeah,
April tenth, Baby, April tenth, April ten, April tenth Village underground. Fuck,
it looks like we're doing live radio show three to

(02:26:37):
six and then a live stand up show eight pm.
It's going to be on it.

Speaker 6 (02:26:41):
I'm on the host on and maybe it's Christy somebody.

Speaker 2 (02:26:46):
We will make this work, all right, all set down,
details to come.

Speaker 3 (02:26:50):
I don't know about the well, still right, we'll figure
it out.

Speaker 2 (02:26:52):
Yes, plugs of what we did the plug we're good.

Speaker 3 (02:26:57):
Just get us out of here.

Speaker 2 (02:26:58):
Thanks for less today. The Hope Radio Show is now
over