Epic Comedy Carnage w/ Mark Normand Carl Ruiz Vic Henley Rich Vos - Best and Last Year Radio - Opie Radio

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Opie is here and his show starts.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Wow the J Giles band whammer jammer. Oh yeah, that
was good.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
That was just shitty news.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Finding out that mister Giles died, oh, at the age
of seventy one, found him in his home up there
in Massachusetts.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Samma, that's two Charlie Murphy and Giles.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
And then we find out right before today's show that
Charlie Murphy died of leukemia.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
At the age of fifty seven. I didn't know he
was sick. He was in here a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
He was funny as fun oh.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Man as fuck.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
I was at Bonnaroo with him one year, and just
because you have to ride in a van from Murphy'sboro
down to Bonnaroo, I was You got to listen to
him for twenty five minutes down in the van, in
twenty five minutes on the late back, and it was
some of the fucking craziest, funniest shit I had ever
heard of my.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Entire and off the cuff, off the coff shit. Oh yeah,
not doing material, no fucking living his life.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
He was a good hang.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
He had seen he had seen John claud Van Dam
on the Larry King Show.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
And starting.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
You don't even have to say that, because in our minds.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
For all that.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm thinking of smoke.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
No, No, he's a Charlie's.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
As a dog guy. He likes dogs.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
And John Claude Van Dam had this rock wiler that
had cancer, and John Claude wouldn't put the dog down.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
So instead of it being a big.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Old healthy, one hundred and fifty pound rock whiler, it's
got all of its legs amputated, it weighs about eighty pounds,
a lot of the hare's falling off, it's blind, can't see,
and he won't put the dog down. And he's telling that.
Jean clud keeps going. He's when I whisper in his ear,
his little tail still waggles.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
He still knows it's me. He still knows it's me.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
So Charlie Murphy has seen this, and it is making
Charlie Murphy fucking livid.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
Yes, he thinks it's cruel, he thinks.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's the meanest thing. I thought he was gonna jump
out of the goddamn van.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
He was so fucking mad telling the story, and then
he kept saying, I'm telling you On the next to it.
Marina Franklin was there and I'm trying to who else,
somebody else they can vouch for this that he kept saying,
I guarantee you, I'm gonna see this motherfucker in la
in the next couple of weeks somewhere, and I'm gonna beat.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
The fuck out of him.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
And he keeps going, fuck the muscles from Brussels because
he's gonna be a whip fucking ass when I see
him on sunset, Littlevard, I've had a number this ship,
and so we're we're like, we don't he's halfway mad,
but it's funnier than fuck, but he's genuinely angry.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
About it, and uh oh yeah, I was. We're on
the way back.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
So then we started, Marina started spending and we're like,
this should be a show. Is Charlie Murphy Animal Cruelty Court.
Charlie Murfy is the judge with your pet and you
tell your story and then he decides what the humane
things to happen around But just I mean, like you said,
off the top of just anything. Literally he had just
seen it on the news the night before and Marina

(02:59):
went like, what you what did you do last night?
I'll tell you what I'm fun and I'm gonna kill
motherfucking lights, just totally.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Those are my favorite comedians.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
See something on the news and that night they could
fucking make it funny on a stage topic comic and
you would assume that, yeah, well, the majority of the
guys do it.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's kind of frustrating at times.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Guys are funny, have their act, they tweaked their act
a little bit here and there. But the guys that
could take something from the news and go that night
are very close to that night and make it funny.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I respect and bout I.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
Got to do it in Illinois all the time.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I was riding with Kathleen in the car two or
three days, Kathleen Madigan, we're seeing ship as you're rolling
through corn fields of southern Illinois, there's wind mills from nowhere.
All of a sudden, in the middle of goddamn nowhere,
there's more wind mills. And I knew were in this
country where God And then then yes, in Gailsburg, Illinois.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Carl Sandberg's from.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
There, and he wrote a big biography about Lincoln and
he was a famous author, and so all this stuff,
there's the side of Lincoln.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Douglas debate. But they had a Rude Beeca.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
There's a Rude Becca Festival.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
And everybody shows theming to Rudebecca.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh, I don't know, It's just that I saw the sons.
We were competing Saturday night. We were at the Orphum
Theater across town as part of the Rude Becca Jazz Festival.
There was another act in Gailsburg and so Magne Madigan
and I were writing jokes all the way down there
and I'm like, you know, I come here every year
for the Rudebega Festival and I go then I go
to the Turnip Festival over in Bishop. I literally got

(04:28):
a map out and started looking at nearby are the
PARSONI Festival over in Maccombe.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
The festival, it's like the two of the one of
the whitest and one of the blackest words.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
What I love that you went loc on those motherfuckers.
But this guy knows about it. Well, that's what they
like it.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Of course it doesn't they have to be that good
of a joke, because they know you just drove there
that day and saw the one thing and tried it.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
You got to so they really like it.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, the Windmill Farm, I know there's a lot between
Phoenix and.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
L A when you're making that ride, is it?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
These were went out of nowhere. They go as far
as I could see it, and they're giant. They're giant.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Off the east. I think they was trying to do
the Massachusetts off the coaster.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
When you have a two hundred foot yacht, you're able
to keep the windmills away.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's what that's about.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
It was all about money, said absolutely, not a whore
area that has water and they'll put those fucking windmills there.

Speaker 8 (05:38):
Oh my god, you ever get near those things. Just
tons of dead birds, tons of really.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Really, we used to go up to smoke. We need
buy one literally, like hawks and ship. Really they want
to see it. They don't see it. They don't fly
into stick big birds, big guy, call the eagle killers.
There you go. You're just quick googling and you see
a ton of dead birds.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh is that all dead bird? Bird?

Speaker 9 (06:03):
Dead?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Wow? Impressive dead birds.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yes, they're nesting on it, not shitty sparrows.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
That's that's some impressive stuff.

Speaker 8 (06:11):
Let me tell you what stops you from smoking weed.
You're smoking the joint and you hear one of these
things get hit. It comes down and it's a giant
buzzard and it's lands and it's bleeding.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Look, I'm a that I'm in the ball out.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I'm with you. Those big birds they die slow.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
M chop yesh ships on.

Speaker 8 (06:33):
My friend, I said, you're a fucking asshole. This is
where you picked a killing zone of smoke that was
a fucking mess for two days.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
End me right back to you got hawked and eat
from the high. Yeah, Like I'm high. And it's a
giant thirty pound birds.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
Way worse than hitchcocks.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Hitchcocks.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
They think it's trees and the birds and I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
What these birds are chopped in half that we're looking.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
Wow, had no idea out there.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
On the way to Bloomington. I remember some environmental tree
hugger lady. It's like pissing incense. She told me what
they're like, Oh, the wind farms. I'm like, fuck you.

Speaker 10 (07:09):
Where if they fought in a lot of places from
being put up because people were claiming that it was
too loud and then it turns out it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, they quiet.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
They're trying to come up with any excuse because they
don't want that in their areas, Like loud. Is the
birds screaming.

Speaker 10 (07:23):
But if you don't have, if you don't have bleachers,
sell tickets.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
It's like your new airshow.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Stuff ten bucks, just sitting the bleachers and watch a
few fall from the sky.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Open up a KFC right now.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Stuff, I'm fucking sitting with a bunch of him like, yeah, man,
is it life great?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
I'm like, guys, can you do it? Look at the
fucking birds.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Let's get the sky, Let's get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Can you make that eagle meat work? Though? Can you
see it's in it right? And that eagle meat right?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
I can make a cast when you're high where you're
thinking it's la.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Do you even know.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
All?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I took them?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I took them out?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
How can you make ego meat work? Can you do?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
You put on it's a it's a predator like anything else.

Speaker 8 (08:08):
You know, it'll be a little it'll be a little
gamy that way you do it in a castle. A yeah,
so you know, nice and tender and you cook a
wrong time with beans and stuff.

Speaker 7 (08:16):
And I think we shouldn't waste anything in this country.
This can use some of these dead birds.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'll stand by that windmill. You can open a fucking
bird restaurant.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Dude, this video, this video circling I mean, this bird
is circling around, trying to take a look.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I don't think this ends well. Yeah, just fifteen seconds
left in this video. It might not there it goes
how down? It comes down like jet planes. Yeah, copters
all the way down, like those kid toys that never work.
Let me tell you that stopped me from smoking weed
dead try dude, before you realize it was the windmills.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
You're high as fuck are You're thinking for a split
second that maybe the oxygen's going away.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
That's why the birds all tell you how? And you
know that I'm stupid, right, So I'm so y'all dead?
Fuck can dead to write.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Stupid If you admit you're stupid, just be stupid.

Speaker 8 (09:06):
Like the reason I'm alive, The reason I'm alive is
because I'm self aware.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Like whenever, Like I'm in a lawyer's.

Speaker 8 (09:13):
Office and they're like, I'm doing a deal and I
see the deal spin out of control, you know what
i mean, Like I count to juice, I'm like one, two, three,
you know what i mean. So I'm like, I see
the deal spinning out of control. I'm like yeo, guys,
I'm stupid. Let's back it up. I'm about to get robbed,
like I feel. And that's what saves you, you know
what I mean, save my whole career when.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
I'm how to cook something like, I'm stupid. Right when
I go up there, I don't even know.

Speaker 8 (09:40):
It's dark and these things are high so where we
were in Northern Counfry, you don't see the nothing, so
I think it's a bunch of power, you know, things
for the power lines.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I don't even know. These things are windmills, are.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Silent giants going on.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
All of a sudden, I fucking hear this thing. I'm like,
what off fuck is going on? They're bleeding?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
What the fuck?

Speaker 8 (10:06):
Because your eyes started adjusting, like, oh my god, you
see and we'll look like I'm making you see too.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
That's enough.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Fair enough follows around to see number three.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Bro, I'm a minority.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
We die first at Harmony's Big Birds.

Speaker 8 (10:30):
Like that's the thing, Like when you see a feather
the size of your forearm, Like I'm like thinking, was
you fucking dragging up there?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
You and this fucking I'm leaving because I'm stupid. I'm
scared right and I'm like, oh cool, scared of the birds?
I go fucking hell yeah, I am.

Speaker 8 (10:44):
Of course, you're blood on the pole like because then
you start realizing what's going on.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
You know what I mean, like, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
All right, Paul, you gotta look up how many birds
are being killed by these windmill farms, dude.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
And environmentalists are just they're they're literally putting these things
up and.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Killing all the bird one well, they should put some
of these up around the airports.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
Really for the geese.

Speaker 8 (11:05):
Fuck, dude, there's nothing better than an airport than those paragrinds.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
You see those falcon So when.

Speaker 8 (11:11):
You fly out of Columbia, they.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Call it the country Columbia Columbia.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
This guy shows up with the fucking leather thing.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh yeah, what.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
The fuck? Legend is zeldash.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
This guy takes the little fucking leather hat off this thing,
and he scares the fuck out of all the birds.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
And then you take a book book they can see
a hawk one of those.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Do you.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
My brother he knows somebody because he put up some
pictures in his backyard where they had I guess a
falcon or a hawk and all the kids my you know,
my nephews and nieces. They're wearing that big leather bullet
and then and the bird is landing on that.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, I want to do that.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Those birds are smarter than adult they look.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
I mean, I think it's pretty scary though, right, Yeah,
I mean they can be.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
A little scared. If that things come flying, they can take.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
Your eye out straight now, I'll go all the line.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, it's a fucking holocaust of the one government study
claims wind farms will kill only.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Only. Basically, they're telling everyone to relax.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
It's only the government study claims when farms will kill
only their words, not mine. One point four million birds
yearly by twenty thirty, yearly yearly birds yearly by twenty thirty,
and they're calling that.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Only that's killing field go to one. It's insane.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
That's crazy. It's insane that I never thought that would
be the number one point.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Four only a year until twenty thirty. Double. I don't know.
It's got to be all the windmill farms obviously in.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
The in the country, the government, so it's country.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, I would assume it's all all of them in
this country. How can they say only to that.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
That's crazy because if there's one hundred million birds a year,
then that would be.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Less than one percent.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Taking out they can take.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Saying what you're saying. All the eagle people are really
upset about.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Have the government killed one point four million people a
year only United Airlines ship not.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Only one point four million. Get roughed up and said, Okay,
I don't want to lose this guy.

Speaker 11 (13:24):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Supposedly you're like the talk of the town there Vic
Ryan and Illinois Ryan.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
Go ahead, love the show.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Thank you, buddy.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Yeah, I was there Friday night and Gilbert, Yes, that
was that was great it. Man, You guys are probably
one of the most exciting things to come through in
a while.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Well, when when you can get sponsored by Dave's autobody.

Speaker 12 (13:53):
I know.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
He's kind of about very shilling propic guy around town.
Man's height great, he's a great guy.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
He's a huge guy. And his son is bigger than
he is. He's like six six, and then his son
walks in he's like six eight. Jesus, and they're just
giant men and they run the out buddy, and he
sponsored the show, and he makes his own hot sauce.
He brought us three bottles Dave's Gator.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
It's a green ky and pepper, I think all that.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
So we were like Dave Dave Gator sauce.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
I posted pictures of it on my Twitter, and.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
That's some good ship.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
It was, man. The thing about the wind though, that
was a great way to start it all off, because
everybody in that seat or knew exactly what you were talking.
That was. That was great, man, That was there was awesome.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
No, I just wanted to say, d the picture.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
It was a real good time and as a list
and I was really looking forward to catching you there,
and I thought it was great, man.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
It was really fun. We sold out all three of
those shows. Cathleen one of the funniest comics working.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Oh yeah, both of you guys. I had never heard
her or seen her before, and I knew you from
listening to the show. I drive a semi listening to
you guys every day.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
She too, She she she did.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Yeah, that was that was great.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
She had her own ship. We were both writing ship
and then talking about who was going to do what
when we got you know, okay, Oh she was so
goddamn front of that They stood for in Chicago.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
On Saturday, got standing ovation right on all right right.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
We're gonna let you go incredibly busy. All right, man,
thanks for listening to the show. John in North Carolina,
go ahead.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Day am, I yeah, let's go.

Speaker 12 (15:42):
I just been listening to you.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Must have got lost.

Speaker 12 (15:50):
Off to the side of the road.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Safety first, safety first, right, freeze frame.

Speaker 12 (15:56):
Hey here, gotta Carl. What's the best way to cook
a dark Oh God, I would.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Say the press dug.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
But okay, so wild duck? Can I answer? No, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
This guy pulled over.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Just to get a bunch of bullshit.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
I got an answer. I say, put cheese on it,
and it comes.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Simple barbice, catch up, simple barbecue for forty minutes, maybe
flip it after twenty and then take that fucking dog,
take that fucking duck and throw it in the garbage,
and then put the steaks on the barbage.

Speaker 12 (16:36):
All right, So all right, my wife picked up a
du like one of those Chinese.

Speaker 8 (16:43):
Buddy, I'm trying to help you. You're gonna hang up
trying to help you. I'm trying to help you.

Speaker 13 (16:46):
Here.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's about to hang up on you.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
They got the best, Carl, help the man.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Let me help before you get before you get clipped.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Can I ask one Carson, No, because I gotta do
the other side of this, all right, the radio side.
What you gotta duck from one of the one of
those Chinese places?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
What does that mean?

Speaker 12 (17:06):
Well, it was from the Chinese marketplace my wife picked up.
But like it, like go in this poultry section.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Okay, yeah, all right, a Chinese markets marked.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
But you're gonna have done.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
I know that could have went any and I'm with
you a little bit because it made it sound like
he could have already bought the peaking, right, so that
already done, right exactly?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
So No, no, I had cars.

Speaker 8 (17:28):
So so a duck has a lot more fat than
a chicken, right, it's that's it's engineered that way, right.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
So the first thing you want to do is you
take the duck and you score it. Do you know
what scoring is? It's like playing tick tactee, but just
with the tick, No, with the right. So just make
little x'es. It played basketball with this. I'm sorry, buddy, man,
go soccer basketball soccer.

Speaker 8 (17:53):
Yeah, you see, you only get five minutes of this
my old fucking day. I got a little I'm gonna
help you, bro, I'm gonna hel help you through this.
Tornado shplain you give, so you make little.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
X's all over the skin, especially on the breast side.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Okay, you get a pot.

Speaker 8 (18:09):
Of boiling water. When it's boiling, you jump it on
the duck. What that's gonna do is gonna seize the fat.
That's how you get crispy skin. That's that's the trick
to peaking's duck. Noburne all over to see that fat
baby boiling fat. You should do it on pork bellies,

(18:30):
on anything really nice. Then you make a nice slurry
with a little cornstarch and salt, and you.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Rub the hole. So where do you put the duck,
like in the sink and pour the hot water. It'll
it'll burn the ship out of the skin and it'll
make it become crispy. Come on now, So then what.

Speaker 8 (18:48):
You do is now you get a little metal. You
get a hotel pan. A hotel pan would be what
you would call a roasting pan. And you make sure
it has an insert in it like a grate. Okay,
you know people tell you to tie it. Chicken duck
is the opposite.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
You want to leave it open, right.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
All right?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
So you want to steam, you know you don't.

Speaker 8 (19:05):
You but you What you did was you just mimic
the scheme by throwing the boiling water. You you ensure
it's like your insurance policy and steam. Then you roast
it low, like three hundred degrees for about an hour.
That's gonna render all the fat. When that starts happening,
you put carrots and potatoes all under the duck. Take
it out, put all the carrots in there, let them
roast in the duck. Fats you have like a nice flavor.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
It doesn't have to be carrots.

Speaker 8 (19:28):
It doesn't have to be carrots. It could you could
put hot pockets in it over a bunch of frozen
hot pockets.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
I just don't like carrots when they're cooked.

Speaker 8 (19:39):
I hope you'll put some hot pockets up so then
and then another for another thirty minutes. Maybe you turn
up to the temperature about four hundred four fifteen, and
you're gonna get a nice golden duck. Now at the end,
you take you take your favorite soda like called cola
doctor pepperallity.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Use doctor beer beer, yeah, root beers, and I look.

Speaker 8 (20:01):
To use Jamaican spices by put little jerk spices with
doctor pepper, and I paint that on the skin and
that's gonna laquer the duck and then I put it
back in the oven and you have that beautiful mahogany color.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
You can do that or go to your house and
eat fucking tiktacs.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Alright, this isn't fun, and get some states. I've never
g I good that ship looked, bro I never had
a good never had I've tried it, and I just
have not had to prepare it properly.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
Learn how to cook duck. You can cook everything.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
I've had feet, man, I've had feet.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
All right, John, we got to move on, okay, Boddy,
Oh you hung up? Okay, good. Let me say hi
to Eric and Colorado go ahead.

Speaker 14 (20:59):
Hey hey, Uh In Wyoming outside of Arlington, Wyoming is
like the largest wind farm in the country. It's almost
thirty years. They have two or three full time employees
who all they do is spending day picking up dead birds.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Wow all they do.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
Wow, it's more than one person job.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
It takes three.

Speaker 15 (21:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (21:20):
Here's and here's the other part of it is this.
You know, everybody's pushing for solar and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Uh.

Speaker 14 (21:25):
They have a problem out in California. They have a
solar steam plant that has been cooking birds in mid
flight because the air temperature above the facility can hit
a thousand degrees.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
What these are flying along there in the air.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, that sounds like a heabit. That sounds.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Sound butterfly and jerk. Wow, he's not all right? We
got pictures?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Wow bird the gods that are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (22:12):
Two point two billion dollars bird scorches.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I just love the string of words. They didn't say
that a lot?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (22:24):
We got to say seize the fat? What else did
you say at the end?

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Excuse me?

Speaker 6 (22:29):
Seize the fat? And then after that you said something
else with the doctor porch?

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, yeah, lacker they lacker the duck, seize the fat,
Lacker the duck and two point two b and bird scorches.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
That's it's a scrabble game right there for somebody.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
But then people, you got a guy wild and domestic
cats kill way more birds a year than.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
When see maybe no, who knows?

Speaker 7 (22:54):
So should we like show the catsule's boss and try
to kill themsels? So like they all dead birds?

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Ou?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
So we really know? Naturally cats do it?

Speaker 3 (23:01):
It looks like the way you want to do it,
and unnaturally it looks like the windmills are killing the
cool birds though, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Big.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
When you see a dead bird from a cat, it's
a dumb sparrow is not a hawk, right, it's not
like a majestic.

Speaker 8 (23:16):
They break your heart. When you see these big birds
just fall out of the air, breaks your heart.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
You've got to know that this is effective the environment. Man,
it looks like crop circles your wailer.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
It's think this is doing?

Speaker 5 (23:30):
What?

Speaker 2 (23:30):
What are all those white dots?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
So? How big is this?

Speaker 16 (23:35):
Looking at.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Their individual solar.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Pans that ain't big as ship now such New York,
but he's no big spaces like what what?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
But how big is that?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
This is thirty How big is that? It looked like
thirty forty football fields?

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Ma, fuck these things right and the whole.

Speaker 7 (23:58):
Air about bird's flying right into a microwave. That's crazy,
just thinking they might want to put warnings myself there
there right.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Roasted turkey.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I was gonna.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
Just to scoring up discord, just in case they don't
know English.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
As much as I hate it, I got a lot
big one.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
The guys back.

Speaker 17 (24:25):
It's funny, Hey, I take a lot of swings. I
take a lot of swing, right, a lot of strikeouts.
He's not shy with his post play a parent. If
he's healthy, he's out there swing.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
I've known to be Dave Kingman. He's knocking the door.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Thirty five hundred acres.

Speaker 18 (24:42):
Go ahead, Paulie, that plant has thirty five one hundred acres.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
That's solo crown.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
What's that in miles about? I always fuck up the
eight thousands, always.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Up the acre, say somebody, I always one hundred square
miles acres to miles.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I mean, that's a lot of panels out there, man, thirty.

Speaker 18 (24:59):
Five point four five point five miles.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
And it was three receumber ones next to each other. Wait, no,
that's the whole thing. So three towers there.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
That was five and a half miles of solar panels
laid out out there.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
That whole picture.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
That's that's why I asked about the white. I'm like,
they can't possibly all be solar panels.

Speaker 7 (25:18):
But they have one picture with one guy fixing a
solar panels solar panel, so you can see how big
one is.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Compared to the man.

Speaker 6 (25:25):
Oh, oh my god, it's like the size of the car.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
What so, So here's my never cars back. Here's my thing.
Can we do that to North Korea? Here comes.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Into a battery. I said that North Kouria.

Speaker 8 (25:44):
Wow, you're now is solar village.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Solar village.

Speaker 8 (25:50):
So these these same assholes they put up these solar
panels are the same one that stopped construction. If there's
like a little fucking salamander something in the fucking river.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah, meanwhile they have mass genocide. They're fucking that's unbelievable.

Speaker 7 (26:05):
Wait, is this like a private company or this like
the government doing this?

Speaker 1 (26:08):
It's it's a joint thing. You can't do it without
the government.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
You can't do this without the government.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
That much land. Yeah, I think they would want to
ask a few questions.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Who owns it? You know, I don't think you guys
are using this lab.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Company an Energy can conne the version of yeah t
boon picking.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
So it's like California se Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah, dude, you can't even put up a stand in
front of your house with without the government getting involved
of course and getting involved.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Wow right, yeah, wow.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
I mean I just thought they made I guess they
must own the land and lease it to this company.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Certainly, right, So if you're sitting there in Boogerville, middle
of nowhere.

Speaker 19 (26:44):
This is who you only.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Show up, you fucking want them.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
You're just and then these fuckers walk, come go get
you do anything with These are five squirre miles. We're
gonna put a one hundred windmills on it. And here's
one hundred grand a year for the next thirty years.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Thank you, windmillman.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Look at a burial shot.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
That's things that one of them.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
That's one.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
That's the solar plane in the hobby ever that we
were just looking at little hobby.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Oh my god, the ivan pa?

Speaker 6 (27:09):
How do you say, ivan Pa? I think, did you
guys had I had no idea I have any solar
out there in California like that.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
I never saw a solar farm before my life. My god,
it's the biggest farm in the world. No farm is
bigger than a solo phone.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
And we're falling and sold. I'm driven by a field
of corn. But this is like, that's what that's Look
at that. I know it's radio, but that's.

Speaker 9 (27:38):
That's not.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Radio.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
One on one.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Look at that. You know that no one can see.
They were fifteen more. Of course you will be fifty more.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
That's why you got to follow the show at Canopy
show because everything we uh we talk about, we will
put up for you.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
The fuck that like three cities.

Speaker 6 (27:59):
I can't, I can't.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
You can't get away from it. If you're a bird
like you come around that river. Yeah, do you want
to fix something in the middle of I'll just quit.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
You gotta drive nine miles into the middle of the
middle of That's.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Where I'm getting it. Probably little golf cart situation, yea, yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:15):
Yeah, because they don't want to give up any of
that land to the sun. They want to grab all
that light. Wow, cooking birds at midye. I don't even
think it was hot.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
That's hot.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
I tell the boys of the barber shop, dropping it
like it's hot. Humans rule man, we figure out some
nasty ship.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Don't destroy some ship.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
I agree with you.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Give us a guy, damn a piece of chewing gumn,
some duct taping. We owed my guy or some ship
out of something. You know, we are the original fucking tinkers.

Speaker 8 (28:42):
Did you see the guys in the when the When
the E p A went into check an old mining
shaft in the Colorado River.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
They went to inspect it, and in inspecting it, they
drilled the hole in the wrong way and they polluted
the whole fucking river. No, and they were like, well
with the government, I remember that.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
I remember that happened.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
You happen. Yeah, of course they went in to see
a toxic sight and for them checking it.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
To check it and made it toxic.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
They made it toxic. The river was what what was it?

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Was it blue or something?

Speaker 6 (29:08):
I think it was like a gold king mind silver colord.

Speaker 8 (29:12):
Oh my god, yeah, it killed everything.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
It's gotta be good. But that that was just run
on ice water running over the Just clean itself. What
a bunch of idiots, It'll just clean it out. Yeah,
we're going themselves disgusting.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
That's nuts. I had no idea that Subtle Panels was
like that.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
I had that bird cookers man, that was funny picture
of it's generating enough steam out of that plant and
it's frying the fucking bird.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's crazy.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
Thanks to the collar man. I love I love it.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
That's why one reason I love doing radio. You learn ship.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
No, I would have never found this out on my own.
You know, they've been trying to marinate some steak somewhere
and there you go.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Let me say hi to rickensh Rick and Scranton. Go ahead, buddy,
Hey man, hey, I just.

Speaker 9 (30:09):
Wanted to tell you Monday night shows was awesome.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
We haven't even started talking about that because we went
off on some tangents. That's that's why we got all
the guys in today. And then Mark Norman's coming by
in a little bit.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, thank you. You came all the way from Scranton
for the show.

Speaker 9 (30:26):
Yeah, and I actually got lucky and got to get
into both of them.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
To sold out shows down there at the Village Underground
also known as the Comedy Comedy.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Village.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
The Comedy sell at the Village. Yeah, it's the Big Room,
the Big Room.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
It was Uh, it was awesome to see everybody. The
shows were great, It was hilarious. The fans were beyond cool.
It was an awesome experience. First time been out in
public in a year. I didn't know what to expect.
That funk was that cool.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
It was starving for you to look on disappointments face.

Speaker 8 (31:01):
When I was hanging out with Opie, guys left me
and Opie alone behind that bar.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
People wanted to picture of OPI, but then Opie was like,
I want to have fun with him. Made me go
in every picture, the look on their face.

Speaker 8 (31:13):
So through eighty pictures of people disappointed that I fucked
up their picture, and I know him.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
He's enjoyed.

Speaker 8 (31:23):
Second, he's got enough flicker at him to be like,
I'm full precise dick.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
All right, you want to come on like this, No, Cubu,
I'm like, no, it's good. You're like, yeah, it's good, Cuban,
it's good.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Come on, come on.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
I crushed like eighty pictures.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
You want to know the other side of it now
that you brought it up. A couple of guys whispered
in my ear. Don't worry, I'll crop him out.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
They actually I got it with that said. People love
Carl the show.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
They don't. They just don't know you as well enough.
You're sorted on. I took him on.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
I took him on and introduced him. Everybody was having him.
Trust me, we're rolling out for the second show. The
whole crowd tinted. I know, I know, show in Unison
like they planned, like they planned.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
It was fucking crazy, man.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
The fans came out to hear the fans like you know,
yelling out the new ship especially Holy fuck.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
The whole line yell.

Speaker 7 (32:23):
I went to see these two up the block of
the sushi spot, the whole line yell.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Yeah, I mean like the buildings were shaking. I was like,
oh my god, this is Chris.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
Poor Chris was about to have a heart attack because
he was closing, and he was closing.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
And then and then we kept throwing and we threw
on Oakerson and normal in front of him, and he's
just in the hallway looking like a nervous grip because
everybody's just crushing.

Speaker 20 (32:48):
He was sitting and holding onto the radio because he
got He was a little worried. People asked me if
that was a real picture.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
I'm like, that's his real again to Chris, all right,
he goes, I'm having a really bad anxiety attack.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
I'm like, can I take a picture of this? So
that wasn't a set up picture or anything.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
He was holding onto the rail like he's I don't know,
like he's holding onto whatever his mom's tit or something.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
He was something.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Well, we kept on.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
You know, you keep throwing on a high headliners, it
just makes the show longer and longer and longer.

Speaker 6 (33:23):
Everybody ever, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
It has to be said. He was a fucking rack murder.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
He murdered, murdered, always does, and then shows both and
so many.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Comics were coming by to check it out because it
was the place to be. I ticket and we couldn't
get everyone on stage.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Yeah, yeah, it was Marcus stopped came, Oh yeah, ye,
but Will Silvans was over.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
There was there, and Ricky was there. Ricky, you turned
me on a few others. I was great. They were
coming and going. It was packed.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
It was a whole bunch of it was a good hang.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
I lost I lost my ax. That's how much fun
it was. I lost my fucking credit card and had
to call him some somewhere. I realized that about I
think it says on my phone. I called him at
three fifty seven and said, yeah, I'm not gonna look
for it, just cancel it.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
I was just so you, definitely it's gone gone.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
I didn't go looking, and once I realized I'm not
going on a treasure hunt, so I just called him
and sent me a new one.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
And it came this morning.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
We were up we were upstairs in between shows and uh,
just having a blast with the fans.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
The whatever friends really looked cool. Swiss Butcher brought bait right.
He was awesome, was fucking great.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Taking pictures and stuff and drinking beers with everybody. And
then someone came by with that huge tray of tequila shots.
I started looking around, like help me, and I knew
it was at the crossroads and I had a scheduled
day off. Yesterday we went up to uh uh Delaware
water Gap. I'll say that, and uh, I knew. I'm like,
you got new, don't do it. I was able to

(34:53):
escape that, but he shook that one. I don't think victory.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
You didn't escape that.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
My my mom yesterday one thirty in the afternoon while
I was and he went.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I think you're drunk in the afternoon.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Still the next day she brought it up today again.
Today she goes, she talked to me this morning. She's like,
you were drunk as you now, thank your mother.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Dad.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
Now, if you're drunk, your mother always know you're not
going to I have no idea, mother, I don't know
what's going on.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, we got twisted after that.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Crazy. You guys are lucky though. Man.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
People come up to a big fan and you keep moving.
I maybe talked to three people because it's like.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Hey, man, listen when I'm roasting a chicken and I'm
now I get it. I'm like, what come up? And
do you have? And then there's a guy wait for me.

Speaker 8 (35:42):
It's like a fucking like a doctor the Third worldars
handing out.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
In the back of it.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
He's a chef without borders.

Speaker 15 (35:49):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
What's your favorite hotel'll choose to choose. I'm like, what's yours,
Poky Poke?

Speaker 7 (36:00):
Yeah, mine too, let's call I got a whole bunch
of his some weed, bro right, somebody I can't take that,
you know, I'm taking somebody trying.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
To give me some coke me like the folded up
dollar bill and I'm like, why are you giving me
no tipping? I thought it was like the ten dollar
bill rolled up and he went no, no, dude, inside
and I'm like, inside what And I started unfolded.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
He went no, no, no, no no, because I would
have spilled it all. I would have came in like
sniffing right, fucking.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
You would have fell out of the air like that
balld eagle would.

Speaker 8 (36:34):
I would have never hit the ground round the matrix
would have showed up.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
He's so humidute. Even Carl does coke just all lost.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Somebody saw him on the street and it was a cute.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Somebody yelled Cuba and then and then another dude walked
up to him, go you cube, and you'll give for
some because it's a fan.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
A fan yelled at him, Cuba and then.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Humans, I got money. That was fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
That was fun. That was really fun.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
I knew it was fun, but I was blown away
by the reaction.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
I want to thank everybody that came out, and of
course you took this one on and thank you very much.
Put the whole thing together, and Vic and Carl and
and and christ Stefano and Florentine and Loss just destroyed.
And then those guys plus Big Jay and Mark Norman destroyed.
On the second show, it was it was fucking awesome.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
It was so awesome.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
And I'm sitting next to us and he goes, I
don't know. I think I was better the first show,
And I'm like, will.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
You shut the fuck up? You got to start and
join your life.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
You can't.

Speaker 15 (37:46):
He can't do it.

Speaker 19 (37:47):
I know.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
It's christ to be honest with you.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
He destroyed both sh I'm like, I'm easy, like I'm like,
this room is beyond fun.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Just just take it all in.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yes, right, I didn't want it to end.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
I'll tell you truth. I didn't want that nineteen.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Well you stayed on the stage about sixty eight hours
or whoa whoa Springsteen doesn't whoa?

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I brought nineteen niggas on it.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
I looked at him.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I looked.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
I looked at him phone.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
I'm like, okay, we could keep your rod on stage,
or we could just watch Dances with Wolves. We might
have been joking at your expense, joking at your expense,
I was. I was trying to make his live laugh
next to some live numbers. We said, the songs are
getting a little longer.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Make sure the crowd was in there.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Baby. It was great, man. There wasn't even a dead spot,
not one. A whole bunch of comics.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
You can have a couple of little uh you know, dips,
No dips, all home runs, baby, no fucking dips.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Oh, Rick, you're still there from the strate.

Speaker 15 (38:48):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Rick? Right, all right, buddy, thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (38:53):
You know the really cool thing is I mean, yeah,
the comedy show was awesome, but the awesome part about
the whole night was being able to meet up you guys, fans,
You know, it's just an awesome night.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
But all normal people, a good time was had by all.
It wasn't much a freakazoid idiots. It's just a great old,
big blast party and two hundred people at a time
for five hours.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
It was just easy.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Yeah, it was lovely, so easy. Now that's why all
the more reason. Boss, I don't know sut Up.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
I'm like that him though, that's you know, we know
them forever fro. I'm like, d, just enjoy yourself. This
is like I believe it's.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Got seven applause break Yes they killed Wow, it was
crazy kill.

Speaker 6 (39:36):
Say that and call back.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
He was fucking nine. How he is in his own
head so much.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
But I'm thinking, you know, as you guys are going up,
I'm thinking, holy fuck, you know, someone's got to fall
vic let's say, and then and then the next guy
got up and boom.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Holy fuck. Now that now blah blast to fall out.
Oh ship.

Speaker 6 (39:56):
But it just fucking yeah, it was great.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
It was really fun.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Nice Rose.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah, a lot of exactly you get. You know, that's
seven headliners.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, you got seven headlines on one show.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
I guess we yeah, no, ship, as well as you
can keep the flow right it's gonna be right, and it.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
Works out perfect. Everybody's different too. Uh So we move
on to Philly.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
I guess seven pm Helium tickets.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
It's a Sunday Sunday, and I just found out.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
I think I can.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
I'm in because I'm coming back from Magobies. I'm at
mcgoobi's Thursday, Friday, Saturday. That's in d C or North Baltimore,
a Timonium.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
You right that I'm on the way.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
It's on the way home, so I'd be silly not
to stop. It's Keith on the show.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Keith is on the show, Keith Robbers. He's a king
of Philly. We can't go to Philly without rob true.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
You God damn right. So I made sure that was
that Kevin Hart.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
He gave birthday Kevin.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
He was Kevin's mom's midwife.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
He waited he was born.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
I think of tickets. It's just Helium Comedy Club. Is
there a beside or anything?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah, Helium dot com.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah he hate him? I don't know. And then I
had to tell Colonel Parker to slow the fuck down.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
Booking shows everywhere.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
But hey, he's the hype.

Speaker 7 (41:16):
He can't he already said, Okay, we're gonna stop it
up to Philly and see what we're gonna do with.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Something he said to them, you said to me at
the show.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I think he might be right.

Speaker 7 (41:26):
I just realized something. Do the next one book the
next one? I said, you sure, ob dude, I said, okay,
I think we went Boston.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
I think he's right. I was feeling like, holy fuck,
you know what, that's the only reason I proceeded.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
I kind of forgot about that, and then I texted him.

Speaker 7 (41:42):
To in football Boston and he don't text me back
to the next day like this, nigga, don't forgot.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
He told me he was out, and he was That's
why he was away. He was I had to go down.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
I went, uh that Delaware water DAP has to figure
out some wi fis. Get those fake trees in the
fuckingimal hill.

Speaker 7 (41:57):
The reason you go out there so you can be
a straight stake tree so we can fucking check our
twitter kill some birds.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
I got back to civilization, my phone blew up.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Oh yeah, I didn't check much of anything.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
This wasn't coming through.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
It all real sketchy depending where you were, and all
a sudden something would pop up.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
But whatever, But you have he set me up.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
He did me up, not the first time he's done.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
But now the offers are getting bigger, and the and
the and the and the rumors are getting the rooms
are getting bigger.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
They want it.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
We need the boocket. We got tickets.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
We're going to continue, trust me. We just got to
like I gotta be smart. Yes, that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
It's smart.

Speaker 21 (42:39):
Might like some uh some real not that not that
you're not a real check it out hands now that
you see that. As soon as the nigga says the
progress a black man, Carl, I want you to see this.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Lewis is not Lewis.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
That's because he rocks rocking the deal of.

Speaker 6 (43:01):
Them even here right now exactly.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I got you that quick.

Speaker 7 (43:07):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
There are some observations about you, by the way, observations.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
My wife looks at me and goes, he's really happy.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Look at him, and you're just carrying waitresses around the place.
That's what I do every night.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
He kissed me. He kissed me like three times.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
That's my every night at the club.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
There are a lot of regular behavior and waitresses that
were very busy that had a you know, it didn't
matter now I had a lot of.

Speaker 7 (43:30):
Fun, but I make sure everybody was having a good time,
even to the waitresses if they had an attitude. The
crowd can attitude. And then I've seen it happened a
million times. Bro, you made sure everybody was in that mood.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Trust me, you'll be more. You'll definitely be involved.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Carl tried to fund me out.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Charl tried to fuck me on the check where we're
going to tip the girl?

Speaker 22 (43:46):
You know?

Speaker 15 (43:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah, And so I'm here.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Fuck did I try because you lied? You said I
didn't lie. She's giving she gave us a check where
I put a dollar on it. Then we can just
give you some money, right. So I look at him
and how much you're going to give her? He goes,
I give a lot. You're not going to give as
much as I give.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Right, I'll get the same. We need to get the same, right,
And so he tells me, I gave thirty, so I'll
go I wrote down forty.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
He goes, I really gave forty.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
I was just tricking you, because then how the hell
can I say I give a lot if you gave
the same.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
No, No, we shouldn't give the same. You acted like
you acted like you acted like you tricked me, end
up putting last where you would look a trick you.

Speaker 8 (44:20):
I had thirteen shots to Jamie, if I could trick
you at thirteen shots, you should have a driver's life.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Year after I had the same amount, I had a
rough night.

Speaker 8 (44:29):
I begged like eighty recipes, like two strawberry shortcake recipes.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Crazy ship. There was tested Grandma, my grandmother? Does this
is this right? I'm like, you know, but yes, it
was awesome.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
It was great. All those T shirts sold well, a
lot of them.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
I didn't have a lot of the larger sizes.

Speaker 7 (44:49):
You know, you got a post proud to follow you.
You know there's a lot of meat and potatoes and
salt and pepper.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
So if if you couldn't find your size the other night,
go to OPI radio dot com has a few left
up there.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Not many though we're going through these thanks people were
trying to shirts. Yeah, Rick, what do you got anything else?

Speaker 9 (45:06):
Like we're talking about, you know, size, the listeners and stuff.
I gotta tell you, Carl made me laugh so fucking hard.
I was standing with you all getting the picture taken,
and Carl looks at my phone and he goes, you know,
no offense, but I'm gonna put this in landscape mode
just so I can get all of you.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I was joking, like taking pictures of the panel.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Oh, by the way, it's not solar panels. We were
looking at what was it? Hey, Rick, you're done. We
got to go back to solar panels later on. Rick,
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (45:47):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Let's see it at the next stop. Let's say hi
to Jim in Savannah. It looks like Jim, go ahead, no, no, Jim,
did we lose you?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
All right?

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Love that he wants to say. If he's there, maybe
someone else could help us out. Those aren't solar panels.
It's mirrors directing the sunlight. Okay, oh to the Yeah,
but that's aren't to that tower towery thing. But didn't
know what solar panels are too, sort of again, I
know nothing.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
That's soaking thing, okay, right, so this is a reflection
that is what he said to that other thing.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
That's even more crazy. So that makes that whole air
around there hot as fun.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
You think super hot.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
You think that's just not thinking.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
That's what that's like burning the exactly. Yeah, yeah, right,
so all right, he's not there. Wow, These nature terrorists.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
I just heard Dave Chappelle passed away, true Nolie Charlie Murphy,
who I didn't know him as well as.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
These guys, but it was great.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
He's certainly has been in here, and he was amazed.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Always a smiling his face, mood exactly, never in a
bad mood.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
Good guy.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
I didn't even know he was sick either.

Speaker 7 (46:57):
Yeah, and that's why his wife passed away. If you
like years what I think she died. I don't know
she's really died. I think it might have been cancer
or something.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
But he took a heart too, same thing. Funny amount
of just fucking shitting there and talking. Tell you what
he did that day, funniest ship.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Right, he's the best man. So I was so great
love him.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Toronto wants to know if we're going to take the
show on the road.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
That's why I That's why I told Seorand even though
I said it, you're right, you're one hundred right, set
me up.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
I'd love to play Massy Hall, right. We Uh, we
got to figure the ship out. We need to move.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
We didn't realize, uh, I mean we realized, but not
to the extent I think. So we got to like
we gotta take a breath.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
I didn't realize.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
I was totally surprised. I thought they're gonna be like
nine people. Oh, I didn't leave the second show for you.
I thought you just bought all the tickets yourself, just
to make yourself like the big family, and then do that,
And then almost I was really dead. They loved Roland,

(48:02):
they all they love the O. They were happy to
see Rowland.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
People flew into someone flew in from l A.

Speaker 6 (48:06):
People from Detroit.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Yeah, and then I think I got one of the
guys from Boston that came down, Nolan from Boston.

Speaker 14 (48:14):
Go ahead, hey guys, Hey, great Joe happen to be
down in the city.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Caught it.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Uh, it's the Indian kid who brought us to parents.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Oh yeah, Oh hilarious. The second show, Yeah, that was great.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Partying with mom and dad and everybody addressed it. The comedians.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Listen to don't at all.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
But they laughing at least that's the point from where
I was.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
They were not the kid was the fan. Mom and
dad had no fucking idea And yeah, they just fell
into a comedy show.

Speaker 8 (48:52):
And maybe take a picture with them, you guys, let
me fucking most brutal person.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
I was staying away from him. I was his own
little comedy show.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Come on, what picture it was about a pool table?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Bro He doesn't and he was enjoyed. Just people's looks
on their face, like.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah, yeah, because they want a solo.

Speaker 19 (49:21):
Sitting.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
They want to make sure they knew that I didn't
get them. Don't worry, I'll prop them out.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
I'll prop them out. I know anything else about the
show that it was awful.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Thanks for coming out.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Yeah, a couple more than we got to take a break.
Did you guys record the show?

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Is it gonna be online? I gotta tell you, like uh,
And I don't blame him. Comics don't don't want that
ship out there because it's material.

Speaker 7 (49:45):
We don't material exactly, but we have like some like
no audio shots of the guys on stage, like no
audio just showing what the show is.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
I think we might have a quick highlight video we're
gonna put together just so you could see the energy
in the room. But yeah, over the years, these guys
don't don't want their ship out there like that.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Why why you gotta work this on the road.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
So if all of a sudden it's it's available everywhere.
It makes his livelihood a little tall.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
So if I'm working on a brand new joke, and
when I'll see that, you might see the early two
or three turd versions, I've fixed it. And so you
don't want that, you know, you don't want you you
perfect the recipe. You don't want somebody watching you. So
you want you to get it right and watch me
all day long. But then mainly and also you need
to tour behind it. But most of it's I think
because of everybody now picks up their phone and starts
recording something, and you don't want something that might just

(50:31):
be two sentences of an idea within a month, it
might be four minutes and be really good.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
And now they now they fucking scooped you, and people
in general were leaving their phones out of it. Yeah,
it was great, was paying attention now.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
It was a good, live, fucking comedy show, exactly what
it's supposed to be, absolutely for real.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
If you were at that show, either show, thank you man.

Speaker 6 (50:49):
Yes, it was really cool.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
It was great all right. And then the soul Oh okay,
uh don.

Speaker 14 (50:56):
And you tah go ahead, hey guys, your soul on
what those really are.

Speaker 15 (51:03):
Really are?

Speaker 9 (51:04):
But there's no water involved.

Speaker 14 (51:05):
It's liquid sodium. It's basically salt lava.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
What are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (51:09):
What wait, wait, the thing that the sea the steam.

Speaker 14 (51:14):
Yeah, it doesn't make steam at all.

Speaker 19 (51:16):
It doesn't make steam at all.

Speaker 14 (51:17):
List, it's just eating and coolings like a salt lava.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Salt lava. So that's what they are.

Speaker 14 (51:24):
Runs with a much higher temperature, right, eating.

Speaker 7 (51:29):
Salt lava, so they can run into the high temperature
without evaporating to the sun and run it hot, crazy good.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
And that's the heat that's coming off that shit cooking
the birds too.

Speaker 14 (51:37):
Oh yeah, but there's not a whole lot of birds
out there in the middle of that damn desert.

Speaker 9 (51:41):
No, no, no, no, wow, No, it happens.

Speaker 14 (51:46):
That there's hardly any birds out there.

Speaker 15 (51:48):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
That guy looks like he's on he's on the moon.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Oh okay, you all right, Well that was the other
one that they steamed, the one with the steam.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
That isn't a meme.

Speaker 8 (52:01):
It's not all right, all right, I'm sorry, I'm wrong
about solar lava panels simulation.

Speaker 14 (52:09):
Okay, great, all right, Jeff saying, best show ever.

Speaker 15 (52:13):
You guys are great, love it.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
Thanks dude. Appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Thank you. This room right now is where it's at.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
These guys.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
I mean, there's other guys that are really helping out
the show, and they're great too, but right here is
this is a nice fucking room.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Uh one more Dave and Tennessee, Uh Dave? Go ahead,
Hey guys, please brother Uh.

Speaker 16 (52:35):
I just first want to shortly say, uh, I have
I'm fortunate to have a job where I can listen
to you guys almost every day on the road. I'm
from Tennessee, Jackson, Tennessee home Carl Perkins rock and rockabilly.
But but here, you guys have the brain trust in there.

(52:55):
I love you guys, I love your show. But you,
the brain trust in that room really missed the obvious.
You guys disappointed me.

Speaker 15 (53:02):
Okay, yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 16 (53:05):
The solar farm thing you were really close on. You know,
we're killing millions of birds, but we worry about the
snail ed arder, you know, okay? Or what about the
al Gore crowd that came up with the solar stuff
and what about global warming? When sixty five degree days
now one thousand degrees five square mile area? How did

(53:25):
you guys miss that?

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (53:26):
Okay, I hear what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
I think they will never since systems run by the garment.

Speaker 7 (53:29):
To be honest with you, it's a thousand degrees in
a five miles as a Cuban, things that are run
by the government will never know the truth.

Speaker 12 (53:37):
Can get the travel?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Can we get a scientists on the phone for real?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Because if you'll stump, if you're making the air this hot,
what what else is it doing in that area? Doesn't
produce her not hurcse, that doesn't produce tornadoes or some
kind of weather.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Yes, sign something, that's what he's saying. We've skipped over
the obvious of it with the warming. Are these newer,
cleaner sources contributing to the warming like the old school?

Speaker 8 (54:01):
Right, that's where you go documentary rights those those and
following those.

Speaker 16 (54:06):
Am I there? God, yeah, it's going to affect I'm
lucky that I get to travel. I'm lucky enough that
I get to travel all over the country. These farms
are frigging everywhere, Okay, so that you know, to me,
that's worse than we've had cars now for one hundred years.
All right, Yeah, that that might add to some pollution whatever.
But if you're making the air a thousand degrees all

(54:28):
over the United States. Cal Gore on that one man.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Outcore is an idiot. He said the world was going
to end ten years ago. I don't know.

Speaker 16 (54:36):
You made a movie about it, sequil coming out now
in year eleven.

Speaker 15 (54:41):
He's got a sequel coming out.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
This joke is doing a joke. No, it's thought nowtrick.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
I think both things can be affected. A globe and.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Pretty much the weather. It pretty much ended ten years ago, right.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Yeah, the world's over now, some surprising.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
The seven.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
We just ain't got the heart.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
When Obama liketed that freaking everyone the fucking that's when
the world that's that's when the world.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Got freaked out. Well, we ain't got our black president.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
That's what the parties thought, exactly.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Thanks dude, Thanks David Tennessee.

Speaker 14 (55:20):
Yell the greatest.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
You're the best.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Thank you very much. Brother. All Right, let's take a break.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
God damned, but he made a good point, man, that's true.
Good point.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
I want a.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Scientist on the phone, tell me what's happening in that area.
Because the air is a thousand fucking degrees.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
What is that doing.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
It's got to effect humulus, It's gotta effect weather. It's
gonna effect, does it make it rain more?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Or something might try out?

Speaker 6 (55:41):
It's in the hearty.

Speaker 8 (55:43):
I love those weather machine documentaries, like the government like
trying to control the weather as a weapon.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Watch those already Superman addicted to it.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
They already can, they can? They already can?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
They just tested on Haiti every week.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
Comeback girl, Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
They're seating the clouds and clouds they already can.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
They're getting there with ship.

Speaker 7 (56:07):
I was just like I thought it was fan a
whole bunch of technology that's dealing with cumulus and physics
that control the cliouds and make them thicker or thinner.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Yeah, yeah, already already do it now?

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Yeah, all right, all right, when don't we go around
the room? Vic, where a you're gonna be?

Speaker 6 (56:22):
I'm going nowhere fast.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Looking for I'm going on vacation, are you real?

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:29):
This week I'm going Friday, I'm going to the I'm
going to the lake and then I'm going to the
beach and I'll be back in a week or so.

Speaker 6 (56:35):
Very cool man, But I'm in Magoobies.

Speaker 13 (56:37):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
I think that's the three days before.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Helium eight nine and ten Magoobi's and Timonium Baltimore eight
nine and ten, and then with him at Helium on
the eleven.

Speaker 15 (56:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Yeah, So we're not gonna see it for a week
or so.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
I'll be back on maybe maybe for a Friday or so.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
All right, okay, Uh, Carl, what do you got Uh?

Speaker 8 (56:58):
Follow me on Instagram? Sobor chef and come down to
Marie and Pops.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
I had. I had breakfast with a bunch of fans.
Radio guys.

Speaker 8 (57:07):
Think they were down there eating breakfast. I sat with him,
he laughed and joked and ship.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
I want to go tomorrow and then time it right
when we come back into the city for the show.
You could, you know, I gotta tell it right.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Thank you everybody for coming. Really nice people. Someone sent
me a case of baby food.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
From here, and I'm trying to figure out a fan
sent a case of baby case of baby actual baby
food like this really flavor.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
It was like a beef. I I got creeped out.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I left him.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Wait, why would they send you? I don't know. He's
trying to figure out who sent it A bunch of
baby food. People are crazy. That's weird, and I think
it's good. I'm gonna eat it.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
What do you said the cake. Gim all these to make.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Vic baby food, plumb baby food, pound Cake's awesome. Get
on the phone, I get her on the phone. I'll
get her on the phone. I'll get her when we
come back.

Speaker 15 (57:52):
I'll call it.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Yeah, she would love, she would love to.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
Talk to us.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
She fell down.

Speaker 6 (57:57):
She fell down a couple of days ago.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
And that's why I've been talking to her almost daily,
because you fell and hurt herself.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
But but she sounded pretty good today when I talked
to her this morning.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
No, no, she didn't break anything.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
She was happy.

Speaker 6 (58:07):
She didn't bust anything.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
But she yeah, get your mama, that would give her
the recipe.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Tell her to give us the recipe. I'll go home
tonight and i'll.

Speaker 6 (58:15):
Make It's really crazy, it's real.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
It's probably just cake mixed with plump with you know,
Gerber's plumb baby food in it.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
It's something really simple.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
I can make it.

Speaker 6 (58:23):
But it's really really easy. But I'll call her.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah, I'll call it.

Speaker 7 (58:25):
Races Patreon dot com, slash race Walls, don't forget June eleventh, Helium.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
And a huge thanks to Shrod for really yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
That was awesome.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Uh, you know, running with that show. No one thought
you could do it. It's a massive success.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Family Reunion, it felt like no one's all.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Everyone talked behind your back.

Speaker 23 (58:43):
But I'm very proud of you now that, now that
it's out of the black Guy's hand, it's going to
be really successful and possible.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Better give the keys to Dad.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
It's time when race.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
We might have to pass.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Now they want to race the car. I haven't convinced
it was so well, but now you think black te
comedy you did too well.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
So now we gotta pass it off through the Junes.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
The way and that's something luckily I'm converting.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Everybody talks ship, but you did it. I'm proud of you,
a little dirty and a little down. I got a
list of who those people were also young. You ain't
gonna tell me, guys. O.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
My instagram has a bunch of pictures from the other night.
OPI Radio on Instagram and uh, we got something in rock.

Speaker 10 (59:41):
Uh new shows of Roland's Food Court, Weird Medicine and
it's ok nagel Up on Serious XM on demand and
we're about a day away from new stuff for the
podcast right Wrecked.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
We got to get the word out. We kind of
we didn't have the podcast for a while. It's back up.

Speaker 10 (59:55):
Oh it did well. What do you mean since we
brought it back last week? The numbers were really good.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Oh, Opie radio, that's the podcast too, iTunes and all
the usual places.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Just for this.

Speaker 8 (01:00:06):
For Iraq, Amazon now carries the Japanese only dark chocolate caquettes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Look at it, the Ferrari you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
I think there's a place around the corner that hazard too.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
They have the green tea ones, and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
The green tea ones are garbage. The real from Japan
are hard to get. All right, I'm going to send
to somebody I can't even fake.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Oh ship, we get some now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
No, I want them by four fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Dark chocolate ourselves.

Speaker 13 (01:00:39):
We had a nice show two days ago. And the
green ones, the tea with green tea with green tea ones,
they're not bad. Got dark chocolate, that's that dark chalk.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Why we get the cheap ship in America because we
are cheap ship were the worst. They just give us
the garbage.

Speaker 10 (01:00:57):
In the amount of products that are over in jap
pan made by American companies that they don't sell here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
White fudge, Oreo stick.

Speaker 10 (01:01:04):
They make Cheetah like member Cheetos, right, but they make
them in soda flavors over there, so you get doctor Pepper,
Mountain Dew PEPSI all that Cheetos, but they don't sell
them in the United States.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
I just order them from Amazon. My friend called me.
They're online.

Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
Online.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
This is where I can't even play with you. I
get weak, You get weak for chocolate.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Yeah, there they are.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
They look like a couple of soups due dark choking.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
You peel it open, scroll down.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
It's a store down the road of Go get.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Them for two blocks from here, chets, Go get them?

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Wait, Mountain Dew cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Do they make doctor Pepper cheese doodle.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Cheetos?

Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:01:49):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
There's so many cool things outside of this country.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
So why the fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Eric?

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
This is a question for you more than probably Carl.
I know we're going to break.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Why can't a store just pop up and just sell this?
And east they do?

Speaker 10 (01:02:00):
They do down to Chinatown or you know, various little
U weird bodegas around the city will have this beat.
They just don't advertise. You walk in, you go, Holy,
I see kit kat. I can't read the rest of it,
but that looks like strawberries.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
I'm we got it looks like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
You know, we got a Japanese supermarket in our in
our area, and they do. From time to time, you
do see stuff that you don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Here's why you don't see it. And it's why because
the America.

Speaker 8 (01:02:27):
Still runs that old shady distributorship cycle which you can't
buy regions. The reason like you can't buy a car
from Chevrolet, you can't buy NESTLEI stuff from right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
So what happens. Who's stopping this are the routes.

Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
Like the people buy a route right, so they don't
want to carry this extra inventory.

Speaker 10 (01:02:43):
And like Frido A has been notorious for this, where
like back in the early nineties they used to have
these like ranch FreeDOS, right, and then they got rid.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Of them on the East coast.

Speaker 10 (01:02:52):
You could only get them like in the Pacific Northwest.
And then about a year or two ago, all of
a sudden they're back on the East coast again.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
They never went a way, they just.

Speaker 10 (01:03:00):
Stopped selling it on the side of They do that
because I guess their research saying these aren't selling. Remember
the Sugar movie. We saw that one town that was
the biggest seller for mountain dew Yeah. Yeah, and all
they would They wouldn't pump other pepsi products down there.
It was just mountain new into that one town. Are
we talking about mountain dew mouth?

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Yes, yeah, because they found they found this was the
place that bought it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Is that a documentary? I'm not sure which one was.
I think it might have been fed Up, but I'm
not positive. Sugar, have you ever seen mountain dewmouth? That's
what it was, that from too much.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Smoking it. They drink it as babies.

Speaker 10 (01:03:38):
In the documentary, they're putting them in bottles, kids have
them in sippy cups and by the time they're fourteen sixteen,
they put all their teeth are rotten. They had to
bring in like dentist mobiles. Remember the guy that like
food trucks, Remember the guy that work on their teeth.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
They had a kid, I think it was what seventeen
or eighteen in that film, Yeah, and all his teeth
were wiped out, just like what we're seeing on the
screen right now. He couldn't take it anymore. The dentist
is trying to help him out, and the pain was
just ridiculous. What pulling up pretty much every fucking tooth
and trying to give this kid new teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
From mountain dew. The kid was barely I don't even
think he was twenty. I think he was less than twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Well, they eat it, they eat it, they drink it,
and from about the day instead someplace in Kentucky, down south,
some of these states, they they put it in baby bottles.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Well, we'll get the people calling, they'll tell us they
start them off.

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
Young Lexington, Kentucky has its own.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
There is that sugar film.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
That's what it's called. Yeah, yeah, that sugar film. I
saw that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
That's the one with the with the that's a kid's teeth.
That's a shame, that's shameful.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
There's also sun Drop. Sun Drop is is also regional
down there. It's the same thing, same flavor, but it's
called sun Sundrop. It's not mountains.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
It's like white lightning. It's like sprite.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
But mister Pip and.

Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
Doctor Patter's sun Drop. And then there's a late one
is in that like.

Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
Yeahs off like a bag of dice.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
It's just black.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
He's got a nicearing though they can't afford any tape,
but got he's got a little bling going on.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
I mean, get fifteen more ear rings and put them
all in your mouth. Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Paul, find a part of this clip that we could
play after the break, because I think the dentist comes
in at the end of it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
I gotta call my mom.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
Yeah, you really want to talk to Glory because she's
not one of these random strangers just calls her.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
She's not even gonna answer the phone, so I've got
to let her know that it's.

Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
Coming on the land line.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
She still has a landline.

Speaker 8 (01:05:24):
Yeah, we'll be back at ten, about ten minutes. I'm
gonna go get Opie that chocolate. The dark dark two
blocks up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
How do you know it's there?

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Look look at him. You think he's bullshitting, right. They
have all those weird oreos too that don't earn sold
here all right, and we got and we got Mark
Norman coming by, so you should be here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Next we maybe talk about Sean Spicer apologizing about the
Hitler comment.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
We definitely got to do some stuff on the United thing.
It's incredible, huh. And Paul's given us the big told
you we'll explain that. Oh yeah, and then cops.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Say prostitution ring busted. Thanks to condom, clogged drain pipe?

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
What wait?

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
What the story?

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
No ways, baby, kick around, Opie Radio right back. Opie
Radio is back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
God, I like bad company, man, Paul Rogers.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
You can't go wrong. Man, it's old, it's old stuff.
That song came out on this day back in nineteen
seventy four, by God.

Speaker 11 (01:06:28):
That company. That's what I call united. I wasn't on earlier.
Martin Norman, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
You're a brave man.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
He tried it on us.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
We left the asses off.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
But I'm thinking there's no way he's gonna try it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
He was gonna do it, I knew was for the people.
He would not do right, he would not assholes, not
deprived of the public.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Mark Norman was at the show the other night.

Speaker 24 (01:06:52):
What a special night that was. I don't want to
harp on it, but man, it was just a beautiful thing.
The fan love that cheer when we all went on
age was crazy, crazy, and uh, you know all the
comics killed. Big Jay was great, shrud vic hell of
a host. Florentine. I thought he quit years ago. It's
a good time all around. Really, I'm dinger, my gosh,

(01:07:19):
a little surprised with you. Yeah, Foss who knew Voss
was a lot. Oh, we're trying to get Voss to
just enjoy himself.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Do it. He's coming. That's coming from me. I had
my years were upset. I'm just fuck Voss, take it
in right, enjoy Well, it's so obvious.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
It was just a great night.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
And he's sitting there like, I don't know, I think
my first set, I'm like, up were amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Was it bringing down.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Jokes with you?

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
He was sitting I'm like, I'm look, I'm this is
like these thousands, patron. Someone is handed me. I'm not
really listening to you or your fucking stupid hat right now.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Killed.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
He was awesome, absolutely, man, So all the way around,
that was once again, it was a great time and
thanks to everyone who came out.

Speaker 24 (01:08:09):
I know it was work because two sold out shows.
Monday night it was like a one put I look
at the clock, it was like twelve fifteen and everybody
was still rocking out.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Oh yeah, I don't think we got either too. Almost.

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
Yeah, man, I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
I had to call him exit the three fifty seven
because I lost my card. Ah good man, good Man, Yeah,
did anything get done before?

Speaker 15 (01:08:27):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
That means you just it's on the floor somehow, I
don't care whatever.

Speaker 11 (01:08:32):
Yeah, all right, you know, boss says it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:36):
Yeah, another ring, another hat. He's going to see the jeweler.

Speaker 11 (01:08:40):
He's at his favorite store. Hats in the Belfry Real Store.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
By the way, I know it sounds like a Simpson.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Jokes to be.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
It has to be if it's that shitty. Yeah, oh god,
it was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
I was excited because we were gonna have Vic Kenley's
mom on for the first time. She's Aarons.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
She's out running there and she we were Somebody sent
the Mad Cuban some baby food at one of the restaurants,
and it came up in conversation. When I was growing up,
my mom made a Gerber's plumb baby food pound cake.

Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
Wow, the babyfood keeps it really, really moist.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
And so I was gonna call her and get her
to tell us about her on the phone, She's like,
I just fell out of the garage.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
I don't have time right now. Okay, she's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
She failed a couple of days ago, so she was
housebound for a day or two and then so she's
just decided to venture out today.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
And how old is she?

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
Eighty three?

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
From one. She's driving around Mark.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
From one to ten house. Her driving ten, you would.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Give her a choosing.

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
She's outstanding eighty three year old woman.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
It's still a trend.

Speaker 6 (01:09:36):
She and both my nieces.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Both my nieces will.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Tell everybody because some of their friends are reluctive to
get in the car with her and they since they've
been little girls, they're like, nanny doesn't drive like a nanny. Wow,
nanny's a badass on the highway and she doesn't drive at.

Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
Night, but she drives.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
She There ain't no little old lady bullshit going on
with my mom behind the wheel for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Yeah, yeah, she's she's getting it done. She had the
orthopedic beads, Yes, she does. Absolutely, She's got the beads
and with the peedic bees on the sea.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
You got the beads and on the bottom. And she
got her handicap sticker on the front so she can
park wherever she wants, right.

Speaker 11 (01:10:10):
In the front. You got, I mean you got to
use that thing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Now. I love.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
I love going home with her and putting it. Yes,
she's like, can put this in your rental car. We
take it, We take it out of her car and
put it in mind when I drive her around. I
love fucking around the front. I had no idea how spoiled.

Speaker 19 (01:10:23):
I just park.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
You do it anyway, especially if there's a few. You're
that guy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
If there's a few, wait, the odds are they're not
all going to be fucking filled up right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
I remember there's only one. Sure I won't, but if
there's a few, I'm like, what are the odds?

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
As a young comic, fox Worthy got in trouble in
Atlanta as a young comic because they built a theater
near his apartment and they literally had twenty seven handicap
spaces in front of it, and fox Worth He's going
on stage, going how often is Platoon going to be showing?
And that's pretty exy for Foxworthy.

Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
This is one of the future.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
That's sorry, as you guys, you're bopping around town as
you're coming on, you need to cut the ship with
a handicap.

Speaker 24 (01:11:06):
That's one of the best Seinfeld jokes ever is what's
the handicapped parking situation?

Speaker 11 (01:11:10):
The special Olympics.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Question spots, Yeah, and the spots for pregnant moms.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
I'm in that one all the time because I figured
they need a little but oh my god, you haven't
seen pregnant pregnant mom.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
There is Long Island.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Yeah, there is someone on Long Island. Help me out
where I've seen him? No kidding?

Speaker 11 (01:11:33):
Yeah, man, that should be in Spanish Harlem.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
At the elementary school. That's quick ship right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
There, Yes, Carl, doctor Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
He just he tweeted me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
He wants to know. He texted me.

Speaker 8 (01:11:54):
All right, so you know, so doctor Steve, to the
Suvvie pheasant. Vie pheasant, have forty five minutes and forty
five degrees. You're all set one hundred and forty five
forty five degrees.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
That's low, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Yeah, now long how.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Long you get?

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Forty five minutes? Really? And I would get I syringed
and inject some lemon juice into a minute?

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Minutes, Doctor Steve, You're good to go. Did he go
pheasant hunting? Or he's just bought some pheasants? He's got money,
he bought him. Okay, Hey, what happened to our kitk cats?

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Yeah, oh my god, we just sent somebody. It'll be
here in a few minutes. In radio, I know what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
I'm just fucking bringing up a conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:12:32):
I told you, I hold you I said, I'm gonna
go get the kick cats, and he rock was honest
with me, goes, I want.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
To know st lost.

Speaker 11 (01:12:38):
Yeah, just see rolling running down the hall.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
He lost me rolling running.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Oh my god. Me and Opie were eating.

Speaker 8 (01:12:47):
I just I just tweeted you the picture me and
Opie were eating and he's staring at us through the window.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
I didn't tweet that picture, dude, I just said it
to you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
We were dying in the It's scary.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
To our tea with Carl because you never know. I mean,
they brought over something that looked like a carcass. When
we're out of sushi joint, what.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
You always gets something delicious though.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
It was a yellow tail collar, yes, that they can't
use for sushi, so they usually throw it away.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
And a lot of joints. How you know a sushi
place is good is if they're they have the collar,
because that means they have the fish right right.

Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
So what they do is they put the collar on
the menu, so they they broil the collar and then
you go with a little lemon and ponzu sauce and
you eat the bro It's delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
It was good, so it's cooked though it's totally cook.
I watched face change from cold waffled opie to happy sush.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
It looked a little weird, but it was good. Yeah,
it looked a little I want to see it. What
it looked like was almost.

Speaker 6 (01:13:45):
From tuna is tuna?

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
No yellow said yellow tail tuna? Yeah, I told you, man, yellowtail,
no collar.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
That's a too.

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
Yellow tail collar.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Interesting, looks good, man, looks good, look good, really good.

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
I hope you didn't like the look of it. I mean,
ours didn't really look like that Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
But there's a little rougher than that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
But it was delicious. It was delicious. You guys that
it was yellowtail like red fish, theow yellow til yell
tel right, right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
But it's the collar.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
It's the collar, right.

Speaker 8 (01:14:22):
And then if you go in Spain, if you go
a little farther than the fish, that right behind the gills,
there's these two little oysters of meat that they call
the CoA, and that's the best part of the fish,
of any fish. It's just like two little nuggets.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Of me cheeks.

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
It actually is the cheek. The cheek meat is always
the best meat. And no cheek meat any animal, cheek
meat is a good meat.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
There A lot of beef cheeks are my favorite. O
beef cheeks. That's do you do the tongue? I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
I love tongue.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
I loved tongue. You want to get in the tongue.

Speaker 11 (01:14:54):
Never had a tongue, my asshole, I've never had that.
They didn't eat.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
That's good. That's that's what two yards and that's why
you fly on helicopters. That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
But grew up in Louisiana, right, yeah, New Orleans. It
was like the craziest ship you down there.

Speaker 24 (01:15:17):
We like soft shell crab, strip craw fish and all
the alligator shark.

Speaker 11 (01:15:22):
All that love, gator black and gator black and gator
red fish, redfish.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Shark dangerous though here that's like here be toxic. Here's
the problem. Okay, well it's not that it's dangerous. The
problem is that it's a prehistoric fish. Right.

Speaker 8 (01:15:39):
So skate shark a lot of dolphins and stuff. They
pissed through their skin, is that right, That's how they
get rid of their waist. It actually goes through the meat.

Speaker 11 (01:15:48):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
So they start to become ammonium to carry ammonia if
you don't eat them fresh.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
The urine starts to get stuck.

Speaker 8 (01:15:57):
In the meat and then you eat your eating shark
ptiss whoa that could be toxic, that could be that's
will get you skate Like in French restaurants you have
the skate wing. Right, that's a that's a shark, you know,
type of shark whatever? Masod so that if it's a
couple of days old, God help you.

Speaker 11 (01:16:17):
This is what they never tell you about shifts. You're
like Steve Irwin.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Everything about it. Nothing people don't know. It's funny.

Speaker 8 (01:16:27):
We had this new cook in swordfish skin will light
you up? What do you mean if you rub your
hands on swordfish skin, it's it's fucking you're the rash
is unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Putting your hand in fiberglass. Why I don't know the
science behind it.

Speaker 8 (01:16:41):
So we had this giant piece of swordfish and this
kid out culinaries go with his little apron and his neckerchief.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Next you're just enjoying, che.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Why don't you go rub that?

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Why don't you go rub the swordfish? Make sure it's fresh? Yes, Chef,
I see him, just like rob it rub kids, just
fucking like nice. Fifty thousand dollars education, see ia pieces.
You don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
You don't know why, I'm not sure.

Speaker 8 (01:17:13):
So anybody that would come out of these fancy culinary schools,
they can do ship.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
So they would come into the kitchen. I'm like, how
you doing, man, He's like, I just graduated blah blah blah.
And they always wear they look like a fucking power
range with all they ship on pens. I'm like, what
are you gonna write, Asshole're gonna keeel potatoes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
For four days. So he comes in and we come
to we to go.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
We give him water in a bucket.

Speaker 8 (01:17:38):
We tell them, listen, first you gotta learn how to clean,
So you gotta go mop the floor of the freezer.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
Yeah, crowd, you see that they're just mopping and then
they just freeze themselves and there you get in there
and they're just fucking stuck.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Yea, you assholes to we.

Speaker 8 (01:18:00):
Sued to cut our pockets on a chef on chef
pants and hold the pot right and tell the new
cook like, hey, hey, go in my pocket and get
my mattress like I like the pilot and boom, just
grab your junk. They come out of culinary school. They

(01:18:21):
come out of culinary school. Colorary School now is as
much as a college, right. So these kids come out
and they they're in an air conditioned room. And let
me tell you something, a lot of these teachers were
great like when I was coming up, but now it's
like if you can't do teach like these teachers are
just like they got fired from.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Like eighty jobs. So these kids have no real world
experience and they come and then we just eat them alive.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Doesn't Anthony board ain't have a dead body? Fucking Pranky
polled once. I think he was in one of his books.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
I don't know the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
He was in the Golden Age of he was from
the Golden Pad. Somebody in the in the freezer.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
It was like it was, you know, a guy, but
the corpse.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
They made it look like the guy was dead to
freak out some of them. So they got the ship
that we used to do. One thing.

Speaker 8 (01:19:03):
I remember there was my buddy Jeff that he was
here with Tony Robbins fash for it. There's a Muslim
kid that started working there and it's one of the
chefs just took a live like a dead pig and
threw it on top of them. Twenty years ago American.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Now the thing is is and now.

Speaker 8 (01:19:24):
I'm like, of course that happened, Like all of us
together probably had the cumultive of like a third grade education,
and like.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Ah, fucking stab them.

Speaker 11 (01:19:34):
It was crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:19:37):
Muslim pigs on people should change all the corn stars
to sugar. So like when you get you get your
balls start to sweat. So all the chefs, you put
cornstars on your balls, do you?

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
All of us?

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Right? Because in these hot.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Kitchens, note to self, never order cornstarch.

Speaker 8 (01:19:51):
So we'd have the courses, so we would take and
switch out and put you know, because they all came
in the little bag, so we put the bag of
powdered sugar right.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
And the new chefs they wanted to be like us,
and next thing you know, they had caramel balls. Then
the next day they try to be cool. Mac grab
to shave my pubes. Man, I'm fucking mess. I want
to know about the sword fish skin though, why that?
Why that? I want to know why it lights you up? Skin?

Speaker 11 (01:20:19):
Damn car you're like aqua ombree, this ship slight.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
You can't stop him. No, not any horrible news coming
in wo what happened?

Speaker 20 (01:20:34):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Dark chocolate kit Cats sold out. Sorry, guys, I'm sorry
without it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
Damn.

Speaker 11 (01:20:41):
The people must love it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
It's only once spot in New York. They got it.
I rock.

Speaker 10 (01:20:45):
How are they sold out? The place around here that
carries that stuff is sold out? Not sending him down
to Chinatown?

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
I got them all right?

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
What else they Chinatown us to get some cheesecake.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Throw mont a two, they'll be back.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Puffy wants his kit Cat.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
The goes right, the Grand marks the subway system.

Speaker 11 (01:21:07):
Yeah, that's my sword fish.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
I love.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
I love kit Cats and dark chocolate kit Cats.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Good, well, we have them tomorrow.

Speaker 15 (01:21:19):
You rock.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
I'll see if I can find him. Even the packaging
is better. Better, it looks classic, like it's worth something.

Speaker 11 (01:21:28):
It's like Mexican coke a little better.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Mexican coke is the best if you can get into
Mexico and stepped on in here there it is.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Look how classy that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
It looks charger for some reasons, dope, that was like, God,
look how beautiful gorgeous.

Speaker 6 (01:21:46):
He still let's print in my ear. I really to.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Paul wants to give us a I told you so.
By the way, Paul, the Chinese, the chin is in
on a plane.

Speaker 18 (01:22:01):
What do we do on Monday, give it two or
three days to something will come out about the guy.

Speaker 6 (01:22:05):
So they came in and was dragged off the plane.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Doctor dragged off flight, was convicted of trading drugs for sex.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
What's the bad part.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
I've been doing that my whole heart. That's what I
call a date. That's an honest transaction, right, that's a transaction.
Everybody gets what they want.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
You want to smoke, Yeah, you go.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
I'm a doctor too. So what is United throwing this
story out there? Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:22:26):
You know it's helpful cause of course I'm pressing them.
United spoke for the first time today. I think, one
here what they.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Say and then they say a little too late, a
little too late for him to come out and talk.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
I would say, you saw that video right Mark pulling off.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
We did an hour, a couple of days off and
the United.

Speaker 11 (01:22:42):
J Jeff.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
And fourteen born and rage, his face smashed.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Imagine you're sitting in your seat and they decided a
computer is gonna decide who leaves.

Speaker 11 (01:22:59):
I mean, it's but the reaction, have some dignity, man,
get off there?

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Exactly did he say kill me?

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Kill me?

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
On the plane?

Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
Running back on and forth up the aisles and kill me,
kill me. Don't get the ship out of this dude.

Speaker 11 (01:23:17):
I didn't see that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
I want to go home with broken glasses. And he's yelling,
I want to go home.

Speaker 7 (01:23:22):
I want to I want to go home a grown
man holding onto the curtain between first class and coat.

Speaker 8 (01:23:28):
First of all, No, but guys, wait, when I saw
him run back, he had like a little Geisha girl,
like little.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Gate when he ran back, and that's when my gay
alarm went off.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
You think he's gay.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
He's gay. He might be gay, but they might have
found pants down with a male patient.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
That's what it was. You can't you can't beat.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
You can't be pulling the passes off, going.

Speaker 7 (01:23:51):
Toss everybody off because the term they're thrown off by
how much you paid for your ticket. Right, So if
you paid the same day and you paid the most amount,
you ain't getting touched. But if you've got a discount,
because you're a smart, thrifty, fucking traveler and you got
a discount on your ticket, your ass is going.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
But they just had to raise their offer and they
would have got people. You had to go just a
little higher, which is nothing to.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
The airlines being cheap.

Speaker 8 (01:24:12):
The plane was going to Louisville, not fucking Paris. You
would break a thousand bucks. The plane would have been
fucking empty.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
What was the offer before they said fucked out one hundred,
they can go to sixteen. They should at least tried
a thousand.

Speaker 7 (01:24:22):
Two thousand instead of grabbing a man and blundy his mouth.
Now you're going to pay two million.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Well, the stock lost four hundred and ninety million, that's
you know what that means.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
But by that's when United will figure it out. Yeah,
that is a buying opportunity. That's how you make your money.
And the stock actually right when it gets ugly, that's
when you get in by stocking, by tied their ship out.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
That's how you do it. Like if somebody got when
series went down to a fucking they got some fucking
All he's gonna do is on me, Mark.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Mark needs to know. So I walk home with the CEO,
mel Carms. I go way back with this guy, and
I used to walk home with him every once a
while because we.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Were going the same way.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
It's gonna make you vomit tells me.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
And this was only up and up. We're talking about
Howard and other ship. He always wanted to try to
calm me down with the Howard ship and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
And then and then he goes by the way buy
the stock and basically said, trust me, it was like
five cents or ten cents, ten cents?

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Tell him what it is now?

Speaker 6 (01:25:23):
Like two dollars maybe, but it went all the way
four dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
How many shares you could buy?

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Ten cent shares? How many you would buy, and what
that would be worth?

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
And I was like, yeah, whatever, even Forrest Gump bought out.
You blew that man and my feelings. I hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
I think I would have thrown some healthy amount at
that too. I about ten thousand chairs. Holy just that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Good man, that's crazy money.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
If you get insider trading from the CEO, you are.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
It was to tell you it was truly on the
up and up. He was, Yeah he was.

Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
He was saying he felt good about the company.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
I'm absolute happy about the rich kids. Is this the
CEO talking about this ship?

Speaker 18 (01:26:20):
But they put some stupid background music to it?

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Why did they do that?

Speaker 18 (01:26:26):
Anyway?

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Yeah, yeah, I guess good morning America, America. I don't
have to pump this ship up. You got a great
story here, relaxed and then be confident in what you got.

Speaker 16 (01:26:36):
What did you think when you saw that video at
the word of shame comes to mind?

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Do you think he's at fault in any way? No,
he can't be.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
He was a pain passenger sitting in our aircraft and
no one should be treated that way.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
That's enough, that's that money to come through. Yeah, so
that checks made out to wong Ley, right.

Speaker 11 (01:27:00):
Until Ken Jong plays that character, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
So, So, Paul, what are we finding out about this guy?

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Because they are really trying to find anything on them,
They anything on him to you know, make it a
little easier.

Speaker 18 (01:27:13):
His history shows that he has had outbursts, and he's
been convicted for trading narcotics, prescriptions and cash for gay
sex and motels.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
What you're doing all misdemeanors. He's a lung doctor with
a taste for gambling, a history of he was a
poker using the Poker Championships on TV. What Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:27:36):
Since two thousand and six, he's won nearly two hundred
and thirty five thousand playing the poker tournament.

Speaker 19 (01:27:42):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:27:42):
Wow, you still shouldn't get beat the fuck up though, No,
you want a little butt play at your office?

Speaker 7 (01:27:47):
So he might not be as innocent as I'm thinking
like innocent man, he knows how to play the odds.
He's a motherfucker said, I'm unconscious now, I'll wipe my lip,
I'll bleeding. I've got a full house.

Speaker 5 (01:28:00):
Down.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
I think that's a bad look for the company right there.

Speaker 19 (01:28:06):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
His classes are classes are askew. And this blood coming
from his mouth and holding.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
You want to hear this part? Yea sad place.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Just kill me, kill me, Just kill me, kill me,
kill me, go home. I want to go home.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Just kill me, Just kill me.

Speaker 11 (01:28:31):
He's really hamming it up.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
He is going all and he's going all in right,
he's thinking, just killed me is worth another mill.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Thanks are popping up in his driving just kill me.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
On that he was running up the aisle with a
belly shirt on saying I just want to go home.
That he figured that's worth another half. Show him the
other video of him running up the isle.

Speaker 18 (01:29:13):
Where it's coming out about his history, this artcle that
was just posted what an hour ago said he also
had a former life as a pop singer.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
In Vietnam video.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
They beat up a singer.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Is the founding member of the.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
He authored two folk songs for the band that are
still popular in the country. And there's the titles of
both songs.

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
Right really yeah the band.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
The band's name was We Find This Do you know
this ship?

Speaker 6 (01:29:50):
I can read it?

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
You're reading it?

Speaker 13 (01:29:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Yeah? Called back Vie.

Speaker 6 (01:29:57):
They got soul Korea, Never Afraid the Wheel, the.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Kind a song called what's the title? What the fun
is that?

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
I think it's not like somebody keyboard out the window.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
That's a keyboard?

Speaker 9 (01:30:35):
What the.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
Recipe is this the song? I don't think, Oh, you
gotta find his music.

Speaker 18 (01:30:44):
I can't understand anything that's Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
Don't blame your pocket handy amazing Scranton was growing up.

Speaker 18 (01:30:52):
Here's the other video of him running.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Look a look at the little runn he's got though
he's already running rich. Look at this.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
So is he suing you to go home?

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
I have to go have to go home. I have
to go home.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
You have to go home.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
I have to go home. I have to go home.

Speaker 11 (01:31:10):
This was after he got taken off somehow.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
I like how all the passengers like, don't make just
look damn.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
I'm starting to think they picked the right guy.

Speaker 11 (01:31:23):
Even the Muslims are like, damn, this is crazy, and.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
He was a pop singer. You can't find that song.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Songwriter, Man, you got a new song coming out, ship Man.

Speaker 7 (01:31:41):
This is an ugly story that's going to stay because
the memes out there already they meaning them up right,
But it's mean.

Speaker 8 (01:31:48):
There's nothing more beautiful than when the Internet joins forces
on one thing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
It's like vultron. Let's go to Twitter and look at
what they're saying about United right now.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
Let's see if it's turning.

Speaker 11 (01:32:00):
Them ironically, it's the only time we come together other
things all.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
Let's see go latest on that there, Paul. Let's see
oh boy, an beat for beating.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
By the United abusive an elderly doctors discussing disgusting and
luckily uh flight passengers globally.

Speaker 7 (01:32:23):
Now, look, go to the Asian one. You know what's
going to go to four to five doctors recommend you.
There's the jokes and body.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
That is great. Go to the Let's just go. Isn't
even the airline most likely to boot you? Okay, let's see,
let's find one more.

Speaker 18 (01:32:52):
That was the last time that there was a lot
of comments on their instagram?

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
Instagram?

Speaker 8 (01:32:57):
Is i just sit there taking a beating, sluicing to
people because they have the emoji.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
You can't do a lot on Instagram. Just middle fingers everywhere,
all right, Because if.

Speaker 7 (01:33:06):
There's anything we can come together and hate together as
a humans as the airlines. Right, and that's as simple
as that. They know the I hate to bring this up,
but let's be real. If that was a black.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
They would have been like this. The computers randomly selected.
We're not going to selecta.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
Computer.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
They don't complain.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
They will throw a toddler out before they do that.

Speaker 11 (01:33:33):
Oh yeah, they're not stupid. They don't funk with the
dark kid.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
Somebody the Asian would be.

Speaker 24 (01:33:43):
That's true, but it's working. It's like the guy who
never wants to help them. You're like, hey, can you
help me move? He's like, fuck you, So you never
asked him.

Speaker 11 (01:33:49):
That's what brilliant.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
We had to do all the movement at one point
somebody else?

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Are we any to finding the song? Paul?

Speaker 18 (01:34:01):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
What does anyone speak? Model airplane? My own joke, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
He sounds like the Pink Carl his cadsk.

Speaker 6 (01:34:29):
His name is sal.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
I want to go home.

Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
I want to go.

Speaker 8 (01:34:41):
It's like you just showed him a million dollars in
a double bagmon smiling.

Speaker 7 (01:34:45):
How much money you think you're going to walk away with?
It's not going to try, what's it going to settle?

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
You know this can continue to dig up ship on
this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
I ain't gonna no matter, no matter. We can't have
a bleeding.

Speaker 8 (01:34:56):
Here's where it turned when Chicago p D left United
out to dry. When they turned around and said an officer, no, no,
that's their first name. They were like, he felt because
that's Chicago p D.

Speaker 7 (01:35:06):
I thought, I'm pulling them out and drug he hit
his face, they wrote in over the statement he found.

Speaker 8 (01:35:10):
Two hours after, they said that Chicago p D suspended
the guy and said our police officer did not follow
proceed That's when United's case fell apart.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Uh huh left him left them right out there.

Speaker 8 (01:35:23):
And this all comes from functioning some stewardess whose cat
died that afternoon and she just rained.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Hell on that flight, the.

Speaker 7 (01:35:30):
Flight attendant was behind and you know that, you know
it just sorry, sir, I said you have to go
now he's.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
Being and then they killed him. Wait, the New Sulu
is blaming Trump for this. I might have to take this.
Let's take this car airline. Heyno, turned on your radio.
You turn your radio down, shut out, all right, we'll

(01:35:56):
never know. I was listening to the radio. Oh uh,
this first name on start trek Harold from Harold. Oh wait,
we can find the story ourselves. I forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
Him. Yeah what you say?

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
Yeah, of course we haven't been here once.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
John Chow blames Trump for United flights forced removal of passenger.

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
This should be good.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
How do you blame Trump?

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
What do you blame? White Castle? Thanks?

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Thanks Markle? How did John get to this? If we're
looking at it, what do we I wish I could read.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
It's hard not to see a connection between the environment
Trump has created and what happened on that United flight.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
You tweet it.

Speaker 18 (01:36:41):
It's hard not to see a connection between the environment
Trump has created and what happened on that United flight.

Speaker 11 (01:36:50):
He's taking the agent back.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
You know that's a stretch. I'm not going with that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:57):
So you tell them me and tell me these two
black Chicago police officers. Was Trump infuse.

Speaker 8 (01:37:04):
When he came on, Let's gonna make America great, chicam.

Speaker 7 (01:37:15):
And it seems like everybody's angry about it too, So
you would think that everybody related is not a big deal,
but everybody seems really.

Speaker 6 (01:37:21):
Did you see the other part too?

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Though? The other part?

Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
Carloge said music is not his only passion. He has
also studied culinary arts in two thousand University, where it
says the instructors.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
They beat up a chef.

Speaker 8 (01:37:35):
Chef, they got a little blood sausage face on them.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
Up good? Where's his band?

Speaker 3 (01:37:40):
This is it?

Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
Seven minute version of them singing, come together Jesus model airport.

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
He's telling the band which one is he.

Speaker 18 (01:37:52):
I believe he's sitting right there in the blue shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
He's not him in the black. Please sing that with
my try Now he's doing the board.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
I think he's the one in the back.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
We don't know which one is that. I think it's
the guy all the way on the right. You just
say that to the right in the black.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Right, that's what I think.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
So someone hit him over the head with a guitar.
So just see what he sounds like.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
I can't reconize. I can't reconizel on his face, ketch
up on his face?

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, skinner right now, that's not that's not him.

Speaker 11 (01:38:38):
That breaking outside ball, No, I thought that was Bobby Lee.

Speaker 6 (01:38:44):
That's him, Bobby Le. That's him, clearly.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
I think he's the one in the black stand post
up yet he can't stand no more. That's the white dude,
y Boom.

Speaker 8 (01:38:59):
I saw the out of work Delta fucking United people.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
I'm lady brod.

Speaker 16 (01:39:09):
Like to get.

Speaker 11 (01:39:11):
I think that's him of the Blue when he was younger.

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
There is one.

Speaker 11 (01:39:19):
It's overdue, it's overbooked.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
Faces exactly the same to me.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
Don John Ring and Nanda.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
What did they say, tar whaling?

Speaker 11 (01:39:38):
Here the shoes?

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
Those are the girls from opera horrendous.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
It was like, oh, your high school. I don't even teacher.

Speaker 11 (01:39:48):
I wouldn't pay someone else's nickel to.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
Move those do the same? Deep groove come.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
To He's the one all the way on the road.
They killed me. They kill me, They kill me.

Speaker 6 (01:40:10):
Is terrible, awful.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
Yeah said you found it? Yeah, turn that off. Shame
that actually, God, I'd rather listen to Chris Christie.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
He's on our other screen him, he's up right there
in the fro next one.

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
Christy's fucking talking about it. United laired up.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
He had to get three seats, he said, the embarrassed.
They won't do that to Christy. You can't do that
to Christy.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
God. I opened the time with Christy eating little children.
He started the show with that joke.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Oh passenger, lawyers up very over it is.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
I don't know if that is that the guy. Oh,
it's the going to get him.

Speaker 11 (01:40:57):
I think that's him.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
That's him singing right now, Yes, that is him. I
can hear him screaming. Yeah. The beating was deserved.

Speaker 6 (01:41:14):
Jam where are they all?

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Wonder?

Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
Showed me an audience shot that fucking Western ballroom down
on the second floor.

Speaker 11 (01:41:32):
It's terminal four. Oh what are you great? To smack
him on the way down.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
On the head, hit the thing a cuss out.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
The words?

Speaker 7 (01:41:46):
You think at least five to ten five to ten mil,
no question, no question about it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
He's got two sets of lawyers too. And only I
had to do is up that price. Someone would have
stepped off that flight.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
You could for fifteen made everything better.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
Is there any video of the people that took those seats?

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
That's why I heard people are talking.

Speaker 7 (01:42:08):
What I heard was people are talking to them. I'm
sure of you sitting on blood from another the last
pass and you don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Well, it was employees, right.

Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
Yeah, it was employees.

Speaker 8 (01:42:18):
That'll pop up and they beat it and they beat
him up again because he got he went back on
the flight.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
Then they had to clear the flight and he came
out tight out in the stretcher.

Speaker 6 (01:42:26):
Really what Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
It's more than the video.

Speaker 8 (01:42:29):
They cleared out the flight, everybody in, They got everybody off,
closed the plane and lit him up.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
He came out on his stretcher.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
Fifteen million, fifteen So don't buy yet, guys, good job, Yeah,
don't buy yet.

Speaker 11 (01:42:44):
He lowered it up.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
That stock's gonna drop even more, and then we're gonna
get in blood in the streets.

Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
Boy, that's him playing the poker.

Speaker 16 (01:42:53):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
That's when he blood in the aisles and blood in
the streets.

Speaker 7 (01:42:57):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Man, they got him good. Yeah, he's having that in
that stomach shot.

Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
Oh man, the warrior is gonna work that angle. Look
at the forlorn look on his face. Just he's totally defeated.

Speaker 11 (01:43:10):
Asians are hairless.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
It's like a dolphin, summa. See the blowhole.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
You take good money in Florida. Too excited, joke, that
pulled out too excited. Now here we go. The condom

(01:43:38):
thing we'll do the condom thing after the break.

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
We should break all right, and then we got oh
you know what, this guy wants to back me up
on the pregnancy priority parking.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
Oh Frank in New York, Go ahead.

Speaker 15 (01:43:53):
Buddy, Hey, what's okay?

Speaker 19 (01:43:55):
You had a crush in it today?

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
Thank you, buddy.

Speaker 19 (01:43:58):
As a father of too went on the way, I
can confirm that those spots do exists, mostly like the
spots or pregnant chicks. Long, I saw my I live
in west Chester.

Speaker 6 (01:44:11):
Yeah, take a picture and send send us a picture
of one.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
Oh yeah, man, they got they.

Speaker 19 (01:44:16):
Got him at the Toys r US and they got
him at the DJ's wholesale.

Speaker 11 (01:44:19):
There might be a New York state thing man maybe
And then what's the photo on the floor?

Speaker 19 (01:44:26):
Is they up it for you on?

Speaker 14 (01:44:29):
Uh?

Speaker 19 (01:44:29):
They also have for pregnant women, if her kids, for
people with infants.

Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
People with all the spots are being taken off. What
that's crazy?

Speaker 19 (01:44:37):
Yeah, I pull up all the time, he goes as
all as you have an infant in the car, you're good.
You're like right next to the handicap people.

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
That's why people's kidnapping babies just to go to them all.

Speaker 19 (01:44:46):
Then These people fucking hate you. They see you pull
up and they're like, what's this guy taking his spot?
Form Yeah, the car you come out with like two
or three kids and they're like, oh, I hate you.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
Damn.

Speaker 11 (01:44:55):
Jared Fogo's parking everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:44:59):
Now right now, he's the walking spot.

Speaker 19 (01:45:03):
Yeah doing this man?

Speaker 15 (01:45:04):
Keep?

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
Yeah? When I was in Florida getting robbed, the.

Speaker 8 (01:45:14):
Family, my family, the kid, and so Shang had him.
They have they have, They have a parking space in
front of Walmart for handicap vans.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
This giant Russian showed up in a blue Bentley and
just fucking parked there. I took a picture of it
my Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
You gotta see.

Speaker 8 (01:45:30):
It's a giant blue Bentley at the at the handicapping
of Walmart. Damn, this motherfucker could care less about a ticket.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
What are you gonna do? This giant Russian king tuck
gold on everywhere? What are you eating here? What happened?

Speaker 6 (01:45:44):
It looks like salisbury steak.

Speaker 11 (01:45:46):
It's swordfish skin. I got the meat loaf. It's the
worst thing for you, and I'm gonna ship blood after,
but it's good loaf.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
I heard about this pool.

Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
But someone finally put a video on Instagram. You see
hear about the pool with the glass bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
Wait for the video to start. What happened? God, oh
you got it. You show these guys and will tweet
it out. What happened? What look did fucked that? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:46:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (01:46:22):
First wait, So there's a pool in a building. Let's
paint the picture here.

Speaker 3 (01:46:26):
It's way at the top, so obviously you're looking hundreds
of feet down.

Speaker 6 (01:46:30):
It's Great Market Scratch Hower in Houston, Texas.

Speaker 18 (01:46:32):
It looks like from the outside.

Speaker 2 (01:46:34):
Oh no, Jathan Statham kills somebody in a movie like that.
So the guy's walking and then he walks over the edge,
it's still the pool.

Speaker 11 (01:46:44):
Oh boy, you said it cracked. That's bananas.

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
That's how the Skywalker is and right canyon.

Speaker 15 (01:46:58):
I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
I don't think I could do that.

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
You looking from the sidewalk, he pissed in there, But
you're not seeing that unless you have goggles on.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
You know what I'm saying. Well, you gogles obviously, so
you could get the full.

Speaker 3 (01:47:11):
Effects looking through the else someone else is filming his
feet that close to the box for the effect, because
that would not be your perspective.

Speaker 1 (01:47:20):
You wouldn't see it that way. If you're just walking
across the pool. I'm not going up there anyway. That's
fucked up. We'll tweek that out.

Speaker 24 (01:47:27):
About those boats with the glass bottom, that's freaky too, Florida.
Oh ship, that scares me.

Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
So that's easy.

Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
We're talking. We got to bring Mark down a little bit. Sorry,
you're a good we know how to work your voice.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
Uh No, we're talking about like the Skywalk and Chicago,
the boxes in Chicago at the Willis Tower.

Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
And then he's talking about the grand cannon.

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
Of the Skywalker opened.

Speaker 3 (01:47:53):
Have you seen that where people hold on to the
side they can't handle it and between the glass.

Speaker 7 (01:47:57):
There is always a gap between each ships because you
can't have them touch with the shaking break.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
I see, and it's Old Canyon.

Speaker 1 (01:48:05):
The class bottom boats are easy compared to this ship.

Speaker 2 (01:48:08):
Old Canyon. Baby. The thing is is people sitting right
next to the ship on the edge on the rock,
white people with their legs dangling. This is a cliff
like you wouldn't believe.

Speaker 11 (01:48:21):
That's crazy talk.

Speaker 3 (01:48:22):
Next time you're in Chicago, check out the skybox at
the Willis Willis Tower, Willis Tower.

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
Is that the sears Sears Tower changed the names.

Speaker 6 (01:48:30):
Yeah they did, right, Yeah, they did change the name.

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
Yeah, you gotta do that. It's unbelieving. All right, it's
called Gunshot tower Ship.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
All right, let's do this, Mark Norman, what do you got?

Speaker 24 (01:48:40):
I'm in Denver next weekend and check out my Tuesdays
with stories and Mark Norman Comedy dot com.

Speaker 6 (01:48:45):
Comedy works in Denver, Yes, sir, comedy works in Denmer.
All right, thank you, Matty. Sure, I'm in the Gooobies.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
Uh six.

Speaker 6 (01:48:53):
Eight nine, excuse me, I'm in Thegob's eight Sorry, I'm
choking up. Ah in June eight nine, June Macgobies and
then the eleventh with him at Helium.

Speaker 1 (01:49:01):
Right, yes, hele in Philadelphia. But it makes you get
your tickets. Get your tickets now.

Speaker 3 (01:49:04):
They're selling really well, especially after the stories that came
out after the first one.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
It's gonna be sold out.

Speaker 2 (01:49:10):
Man, this is pretty obvious. It's no question about Carl.

Speaker 1 (01:49:12):
What do you got? I'm also gonna be a Helium
drunk in the back. That's right, that smarting Vic. We
are going Miami.

Speaker 8 (01:49:21):
We're gonna do a little food thank or we might
do a food thank and uh really yeah, all right,
you're gonna re imagine a Philly cheese steak.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
What you got man?

Speaker 2 (01:49:30):
Giddle's even said he got a Philly cheese steak.

Speaker 1 (01:49:32):
Soup Cuban sandwich soup sandwich.

Speaker 6 (01:49:35):
So yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:49:36):
See we wanna explore some ship. Uh yeah, don't forget.
Race was patreon dot com. Slash Race was a new episode.

Speaker 1 (01:49:41):
People saying Mark Norman's way too loud.

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
He's killing it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
It just makes the jokes even better. Yes, it's not you,
it's the audio eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
It's that microphone in particular one.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
All right, was it that bad that we rock?

Speaker 10 (01:49:55):
Hopefully he was still That's why I was saying, like,
because Mark was just trumping everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:49:59):
Really, I'll take a look at it during the break.

Speaker 1 (01:50:01):
But it sounded fine where I sit too.

Speaker 11 (01:50:04):
I got the retard.

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
It doesn't make sense. We'll be back with more Obie
Radio after this.

Speaker 15 (01:50:18):
Obie Radio.

Speaker 1 (01:50:19):
He's back. Who's on the hotline?

Speaker 6 (01:50:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
Do we know my mom?

Speaker 15 (01:50:25):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
Yeah, I think we're calling Rich Voss.

Speaker 15 (01:50:30):
That that that that.

Speaker 1 (01:50:33):
We'll see if he answers.

Speaker 4 (01:50:35):
Waiting, wait, I'll try to find the baby food recipe.

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
I can't wait to talk to your mom.

Speaker 4 (01:50:46):
Tomorrow if she you know, yeah, she's she's reluctant to
talking on the radio sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
Who's mom died? David Letterman's saw that, right, She was
always great man. I used to when they sent her
to the light.

Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
She went to three Winter Olympics.

Speaker 6 (01:51:02):
Yeah, so Atlea sent her to Norway.

Speaker 2 (01:51:05):
Right, the Lily hammer one. He had her talked to
at the time.

Speaker 10 (01:51:11):
Hillary Clinton was the first lady and she was trying
to have Hillary negotiate him out of speeding tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:51:16):
Yes, she asked Taylor, if you had any pool with
the Connecticut State Police?

Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
Ninety five? Man, God bless her. Damn Letterman turned seventy.
I think today is it today?

Speaker 11 (01:51:28):
Look at that?

Speaker 1 (01:51:29):
Oh, that's a shame. They have your birthday and your
mom dies on your birthday. Really she might have maybe,
uh went yesterday?

Speaker 10 (01:51:36):
Great?

Speaker 2 (01:51:37):
Maybe, well, all the greats.

Speaker 11 (01:51:39):
Charlie Murphy Rickles Letterman's mom.

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
It's always in threes, Yeah, it's always in threes. Charlie Murphy.
One came out of nowhere time. Oh yeah, holy fuck,
that was sad, sad, sad, sad news.

Speaker 11 (01:51:51):
It's rough.

Speaker 1 (01:51:53):
Is Voss picking up therey Rock working on it?

Speaker 10 (01:51:56):
We had to call him back at his hotel. But
now it's going through where is he He's in l A. Oh,
just call his hotel room and all of a sudden
he's not answering. Should I call him on my phone?

Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:52:07):
No, just leave him alone. Let's not ever call him again.
I mean all relationships. This is the final day of
this show.

Speaker 11 (01:52:17):
You can put your boss on the clock radio trying
to work.

Speaker 2 (01:52:19):
Serious.

Speaker 6 (01:52:22):
I agree, Mark got to be.

Speaker 1 (01:52:24):
Here, right, it's just ring it now, all right, I
don't worry about what whatever. We'll figure it out. We're
talking to the front desk now because he's not listed.

Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
Oh, we got to figure out what name he's usually.
He told us, he told us his hotel, and we
call his room. He's not answering.

Speaker 10 (01:52:44):
So then it goes to the front desk and then
we're like, well we need to speak to you know,
room number, and everything is like, well, we don't have
somebody under that name.

Speaker 2 (01:52:53):
So he's playing chicken with us for no reason.

Speaker 1 (01:52:56):
Someone's on hold, though. Is that a good sign?

Speaker 2 (01:52:59):
I guess that's it, right, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:53:01):
Take a shot?

Speaker 15 (01:53:02):
Uh Rich Voss, Hey, you know what, why are you
fucking saying? I'm playing chicken with you. I'll say anything
you want me to say. Look like the bad guy
in this. I'm going to speak for other people. I
don't want fucking people to go, oh, we'll call them
the jew about the numbers. I fucking I'm I'm just
trying to do the right thing. So don't fucking attack

(01:53:24):
me for trying to do the right thing. Now, what
do you want to talk about? Because I'm fucking mad
that you're gonna say I'm trying to avoid you. I
would have talked to you about myself.

Speaker 1 (01:53:34):
It was a joke.

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
Relax, what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
What is truly a fucking joke that you were avoiding us?
Jesus Christ?

Speaker 15 (01:53:44):
Well, no that I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:53:46):
I understand you're mad and all that, but there was
just a dumb joke. All right, Well, we would have
got you on the phone either way, of course, we
would have.

Speaker 15 (01:53:53):
All right, So what do you do you want to
talk about the numbers? Is that what everybody wants to
talk about?

Speaker 20 (01:54:00):
Who's in the studio vi ca I'm not discussing any
of this with you fuckers, and has walked into the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:54:08):
So we have Rich voss Is on the line. He's
mad about the money.

Speaker 2 (01:54:12):
No, Jesus, whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.

Speaker 15 (01:54:15):
I'm not mad about the money because either way, right, No,
here's the deal, either way, and we'll discuss just like
fucking adults, either way.

Speaker 1 (01:54:26):
Right now, exactly, Jesus, I'm against all this too.

Speaker 15 (01:54:30):
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm getting emails from certain people
at certain establishments that are saying, one person saying one thing.

Speaker 7 (01:54:38):
First of the establishment don't know what a production company
is doing. They don't know what i'll pay rich what
I'm not everything straight rich?

Speaker 15 (01:54:47):
Oh, it's straight.

Speaker 1 (01:54:48):
Yes.

Speaker 15 (01:54:49):
So they're cutting three different checks to everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:54:51):
Yeah, we're going to everybody will have their own check.

Speaker 15 (01:54:54):
Yeah, but that's not what she thinks.

Speaker 6 (01:54:55):
She thinks she's not kind of check.

Speaker 2 (01:54:57):
She's not kind of check.

Speaker 1 (01:54:58):
I'm giving everybody their own check. Well, you're the same ship. Yes.

Speaker 15 (01:55:02):
Oh, so she's paying us and then you're paying us.

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
Yes, he sent you a text with all this yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:55:07):
She's going to individually do all that.

Speaker 6 (01:55:10):
She don't you get you updated?

Speaker 1 (01:55:12):
Everybody? You said, No, I signed off on all the
figures yesterday. I thought everything was fine.

Speaker 22 (01:55:16):
It is.

Speaker 15 (01:55:17):
I didn't get that all I got was text, Yeah,
I got I got my I'm sure all right that
you gouts show the texts I sent with the numbers, right,
that's what I got from.

Speaker 6 (01:55:27):
Well, that's what he sent me yesterday to It's all, yeah,
this is stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:55:32):
Okay, I didn't get it. I didn't get any.

Speaker 4 (01:55:36):
Nobody's gonna any money, Vic candle it. Well he confirmed
with me yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:55:42):
And I can't fit exactly one thing, how many times
over and over?

Speaker 6 (01:55:45):
Yeah, so it seems to be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:55:47):
But but Liz, they don't do that. We get our
own things.

Speaker 15 (01:55:51):
No, no, no, let me let me give you when
I've done. I've done five produced shows at the Village Underground. Right,
guess what the numbers come in and they cut me
a check that I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:56:03):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:56:04):
That's because it's yes to you. You don't have there's
nobody else.

Speaker 1 (01:56:06):
On the show.

Speaker 15 (01:56:08):
Yes, sir, I pay the people on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:56:10):
That's what I'm doing.

Speaker 15 (01:56:11):
But but it makes no But what why am I
going to chase you down when she can just write
me to check?

Speaker 2 (01:56:17):
Why ain't gonna write you anything? She's not, that's not
what she does. He writes one check and then we.

Speaker 15 (01:56:21):
Handle Oh, that's not true. She goes, I will divide
the money. I will. This is what they'll do.

Speaker 1 (01:56:28):
Listen. Then I'll have her do that for you. Is
that better?

Speaker 3 (01:56:30):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:56:30):
No, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 15 (01:56:32):
She'll give you what you're supposed to get, and then
we get what we're supposed to get. I don't know
what the problem is with that.

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
You don't, I mean on the phone, that's fine.

Speaker 15 (01:56:42):
Like I said to you early on the phone, it
doesn't matter to me either way, because either way it
is not going to make her break my life. I'm
not going to lose about this.

Speaker 2 (01:56:52):
Why about this? There's a conversation going on.

Speaker 1 (01:56:59):
So I'm like, let's get rich on the phone.

Speaker 15 (01:57:01):
They didn't call me to see how my life is
going in l A controversy, So.

Speaker 1 (01:57:06):
Let me take it.

Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
You're in l A right now too, huh doing something?

Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
How much money are we talking about here?

Speaker 15 (01:57:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:57:15):
None? Zero?

Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
For it should not him, It should not be in
this most conversation. I need sushi with it, so we
got no, not the way we eat sushi.

Speaker 1 (01:57:26):
I've been on the phone about it. Then, So is
everyone good? Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:57:29):
What I prefer cash?

Speaker 15 (01:57:32):
You know when I'm look it, I know the show
went great. Uh, that's one thing. I know. It was packed.
I know the audience was happy, happy, happy, you know,
but there shouldn't be a song in the dance.

Speaker 1 (01:57:45):
And like I said, whatever's that's the way I want
to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:57:48):
Whatever you want to do, Tell me right now, how
do you want it?

Speaker 15 (01:57:51):
How do I want to cut it for you? No,
this is what I want to do. I want to
retire by a small r V, leave my family and
go play golf. That's how I really want it.

Speaker 2 (01:58:00):
Okay, So how do you want this situation? Not your
whole life?

Speaker 15 (01:58:04):
That doesn't sound good.

Speaker 2 (01:58:05):
How do you want this situation right now? Do you
want it for you?

Speaker 5 (01:58:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (01:58:10):
It doesn't matter you guys, sho figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:58:12):
I can't.

Speaker 15 (01:58:13):
I got enough stretch on all right?

Speaker 2 (01:58:15):
Are you good though?

Speaker 1 (01:58:17):
Are you good? Look?

Speaker 15 (01:58:21):
Sure we had a long talk. Yes, not gonna. I'm
not gonna fucking go to.

Speaker 2 (01:58:25):
The radio and say this that's what you told me?

Speaker 1 (01:58:27):
How much?

Speaker 2 (01:58:28):
What are we talking about?

Speaker 15 (01:58:29):
Why did why did he call me for this?

Speaker 1 (01:58:34):
But he didn't.

Speaker 15 (01:58:35):
You guys who are having a we already had our times.

Speaker 17 (01:58:37):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:58:38):
I was outside smoking and I came back into this.

Speaker 1 (01:58:40):
I didn't know what.

Speaker 15 (01:58:41):
So, so you should be mad at fucking Opie for.

Speaker 2 (01:58:46):
Because me and you had the phone.

Speaker 7 (01:58:49):
Me and you, Rich had the conversations on the phone
the other day and we both said we weren't going
to talk about this on the radio because we're grown.
Motherfucker said, we already had this straight going straight.

Speaker 1 (01:58:57):
You don't turn this ship, can't turn this ship on me.

Speaker 2 (01:59:00):
Have to talk about it. You have to bring it
up to op on the rado.

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
My radar. So I said, why don't we just call
wretch whether that's but I know what.

Speaker 7 (01:59:08):
I want everybody to be happy, and it ain't. It
ain't easy, But that's why I said, Rich, whatever you
want me to do, I would do zero.

Speaker 15 (01:59:16):
Okay, zero just gets out of control, out of control? Okay,
is it more than my vest?

Speaker 6 (01:59:25):
You texted me on that's a shitty mest.

Speaker 15 (01:59:29):
You touched me.

Speaker 1 (01:59:29):
You are on the radio right, Yes, I went down
to take a smoke break.

Speaker 15 (01:59:32):
Okay, Wait, so you texted me on the radio. Then
Opie Opie's people call and go, oh, they want to
talk to you. So what am I supposed to think
that everybody wants to discuss this?

Speaker 7 (01:59:43):
No, because I'm a man in my word, and I
won't even talk about this in the radio. But I
would never bring this up.

Speaker 15 (01:59:49):
That part called and brought it updates.

Speaker 7 (01:59:51):
I want to never mention it. I've never mentioned it
to anybody. No, never, never, ever, I stuck to my word.
I would never do that. I don't care it's the
radio show or not. I'm the same nigga all day me.

Speaker 15 (01:59:59):
Either because listen to me. Like I said, it's not
gonna make a difference in my leaf. They called me
saying that you guys wanted to discuss this, so that's you.

Speaker 2 (02:00:06):
Know, I don't even know who they are who said that?

Speaker 15 (02:00:09):
They are the producer and the fucking ghost sitting across.

Speaker 7 (02:00:14):
From well, they had nothing to do without me and
your conversations on the text messages, so they wasn't referring
to that.

Speaker 15 (02:00:20):
Yes they were they?

Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
No, No, I weren't. I already said that they weren't.

Speaker 6 (02:00:23):
All you guys call me was all I know.

Speaker 1 (02:00:26):
Is it hit my radar?

Speaker 2 (02:00:27):
So I'm like, oh, why don't we just get rich
on the line.

Speaker 1 (02:00:29):
That's all. But you did not know because he was
I wasn't even in here.

Speaker 6 (02:00:32):
Yeah dollars, you guys, what was the five ways split
of about six eight.

Speaker 1 (02:00:42):
The first right?

Speaker 15 (02:00:43):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (02:00:43):
Maybe that?

Speaker 15 (02:00:44):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (02:00:44):
What what was so?

Speaker 2 (02:00:45):
Is everyone happy?

Speaker 1 (02:00:51):
Stop?

Speaker 2 (02:00:52):
Stop? Leave it alone? Man? Why go back?

Speaker 15 (02:00:54):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:00:54):
What's wrong? And that it ain't no money? What this
conversation stupid? I agree.

Speaker 1 (02:00:58):
I haven't thought about five hundred bucks since I was
like seven.

Speaker 2 (02:01:04):
Opie, you want this cat.

Speaker 1 (02:01:11):
Rich Foss the diamond ring? Well that's why?

Speaker 2 (02:01:16):
What makes everybody happy?

Speaker 15 (02:01:19):
Opie?

Speaker 1 (02:01:20):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (02:01:21):
What?

Speaker 15 (02:01:22):
What was the reason you guys called me? Was it
to discuss this or to see how I'm doing?

Speaker 11 (02:01:26):
Opie likes drama?

Speaker 1 (02:01:27):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:01:33):
This It was also to, you know, to talk about
the show as well, because we have Mark Norman in here,
Vic Canley Sharad So uh huh, that's all you still.

Speaker 15 (02:01:42):
Talking about the show? It was a fun show. It's
a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (02:01:44):
Are you still in the Philly? Motherfuckers?

Speaker 15 (02:01:47):
Who you? You're talking to me?

Speaker 2 (02:01:49):
You're talking to me?

Speaker 15 (02:01:51):
I told you I discussed it because I.

Speaker 7 (02:01:53):
Have I know Florentine though, but he worked it up
to I'm not going to put him on advertisement? Was
he got a chose coming in Philly?

Speaker 2 (02:01:59):
So you don't want to.

Speaker 15 (02:02:01):
Show I'm the only one to advertise, I'm the only
one that's going to sell tickets.

Speaker 1 (02:02:05):
What the fuck you get the.

Speaker 15 (02:02:10):
I didn't put him on the advertisement, put my daughters.

Speaker 22 (02:02:14):
On the.

Speaker 1 (02:02:15):
Phone. This is about like five hundred dollars.

Speaker 15 (02:02:24):
Well calling there no calling here.

Speaker 1 (02:02:28):
Roy got an email from nobody papers. I don't know
what he got. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:02:34):
Yeah, this is this is I'm looking.

Speaker 1 (02:02:38):
He didn't send you the thing boss yesterday. Boss, you
were really funny. You were really funny on Monday.

Speaker 2 (02:02:42):
Voss killed it really funny.

Speaker 6 (02:02:44):
You didn't get the breakdown yesterday.

Speaker 2 (02:02:45):
I'll resend it it.

Speaker 1 (02:02:46):
Did you get the breakdown?

Speaker 6 (02:02:47):
I've got mine right here.

Speaker 1 (02:02:48):
I'm looking at it.

Speaker 15 (02:02:49):
I didn't get any breakdown. That's why I got people
calling me and email me, interfering with my my day.
I opened up, I woke up. I had a nice day.
I had peanut butter and banana sandwich. I'm gonna go
work out deal with this.

Speaker 2 (02:03:05):
I have to deal with nothing. Ain't nothing to deal with.

Speaker 15 (02:03:07):
They do tell the tell listen, they set you up.

Speaker 7 (02:03:11):
Then I'm gonna send me up as my word. And
then when you get well, I don't know where you
when you're coming back to New York.

Speaker 15 (02:03:16):
First of all, uh, Monday by Monday.

Speaker 2 (02:03:21):
All right, boom.

Speaker 15 (02:03:23):
I didn't get a breakdown. All I got from Liz
was what she whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:03:26):
This is not the production company, Liz is the club.

Speaker 15 (02:03:30):
What's your name of this production company?

Speaker 7 (02:03:32):
Fly by Yes, fly by Night. It's called Peanut Butter
and Jelly Sandwich.

Speaker 1 (02:03:40):
It's called.

Speaker 2 (02:03:42):
It's called Rabbi mass mathematics.

Speaker 15 (02:03:49):
I could do these fucking numbers with one eye. Coach,
These aren't these aren't that hard. I'm not sure you
have And listen to the bottom line is the show,
you know, Look, okay, obviously I shows together, but.

Speaker 6 (02:04:03):
Now he's back.

Speaker 1 (02:04:10):
Yeah, yeah, really.

Speaker 15 (02:04:16):
Had whole time, had like new Jack's, like Mark. You
know it was. It was a good, good lineup.

Speaker 1 (02:04:22):
It was a great mix.

Speaker 15 (02:04:24):
I'll tell you one thing. Besides everybody doing great, fucking big,
Jerry fucking destroyed.

Speaker 1 (02:04:33):
Came.

Speaker 15 (02:04:34):
I'm telling you, I'm almost putting him at my level.

Speaker 14 (02:04:36):
It was.

Speaker 9 (02:04:39):
You.

Speaker 2 (02:04:40):
That's big of you to give him on the rest
of us at the same time the same years.

Speaker 15 (02:04:46):
Yea, Mark versions the jump great, great after j I
mean you could see inside of Mark trembling, but he
was great.

Speaker 11 (02:04:59):
I was nervous to follow Jay. He's a monster.

Speaker 15 (02:05:02):
Listen but you're you follow Louis Chris or the show.

Speaker 2 (02:05:05):
We follow everybody?

Speaker 1 (02:05:06):
How many shows you have to do with this five hundred?
I feel bad for all you guys want to work
at Marias.

Speaker 2 (02:05:18):
You don't have to say a word. We do it
for the fan fan base.

Speaker 4 (02:05:24):
I want to reenact they're coming to America saying, and
have you put me in charge of garbage?

Speaker 6 (02:05:29):
Reason?

Speaker 1 (02:05:32):
All those reasons I call my guy for five hundred.
You'll think it's like a sting or something to rip
his shirt up?

Speaker 2 (02:05:37):
Man five twenty minutes.

Speaker 7 (02:05:42):
You know, God, if I knew this, you motherfuckers are
doing my kid's birthday party.

Speaker 15 (02:05:50):
A right?

Speaker 24 (02:05:51):
Yeah, but like you're right, Rich, the show is great,
show is great. Best part of the show, I think
to highlight no women, I'm trying to get Bonnie on right.

Speaker 15 (02:06:02):
Doesn't work for that for that money?

Speaker 1 (02:06:04):
Oh our husband does.

Speaker 15 (02:06:11):
First of all, Bonnie couldn't do it because you know
I'm not gonna pay a baby sitter.

Speaker 2 (02:06:15):
Uh, maybe let Raina do a couple of minutes.

Speaker 1 (02:06:17):
But Bonnie is really funny.

Speaker 2 (02:06:19):
Yeah, what about Philly text of a Philly Listen to me,
You advance, bro advance everybody else.

Speaker 15 (02:06:28):
He told jokes like at twelve step thing one gig
at a time. You know, what do you do? We
do one gig and then we move on to the
next one.

Speaker 2 (02:06:37):
That's what are you one of my first stages, al.

Speaker 15 (02:06:45):
Obie. I didn't mean to start off very cranky. I
thought I was being shut up and.

Speaker 2 (02:06:50):
What's this set up? What are you watching like?

Speaker 7 (02:06:53):
Mister, ain't nobody using your cell phone and make us
it look like you're still alive?

Speaker 1 (02:06:59):
So diamonds and he was looking good.

Speaker 3 (02:07:05):
Whether there was right or wrong. I didn't know who
was talking with who, but I knew there was something.
I'm like, why don't we just call him? Maybe that
was stupid, okay, fine, but but I didn't talk to Shard.
I didn't know that you guys had a private, private
conversation all that. So was down on the sidewalk with
I decided, why don't we just call him?

Speaker 15 (02:07:22):
But that's how your producer said. I think he said, uh,
they wanted to discuss uh.

Speaker 3 (02:07:27):
Well at that part was probably gonna come up, sure,
and then we were going to talk about the show
as well.

Speaker 1 (02:07:32):
I didn't think it was that deep. But your anger
at the beginning of the call and I'm like, oh.

Speaker 2 (02:07:38):
Maybe the thing somebody setting him up.

Speaker 15 (02:07:43):
In there, you w wasn't in there when they said
was trying to avoid us this and that.

Speaker 1 (02:07:48):
That was a joke over that because because we had
a tough time.

Speaker 3 (02:07:53):
We had a tough time finding him, because we called
his cell phone, he goes call my hotel room, and
then we called the hotel room. He didn't to the
hotel room, so it brought us to the front desk,
and then we didn't know what to do. So I
jokingly said, always he's being chicken and avoiding us.

Speaker 2 (02:08:10):
That's why he was so heated with you know what. O.

Speaker 1 (02:08:13):
But but that was just a dumb joke because he
wasn't picking up I.

Speaker 11 (02:08:16):
Mean, to be fair, it's hard to get through on
the motel six phone.

Speaker 1 (02:08:21):
It's only not a front, it's just a phone in
a chair.

Speaker 2 (02:08:25):
Did we found out you didn't?

Speaker 1 (02:08:29):
There's no rich Foss in that hotel, So then it
was tough to try to figure out where the fuck
you were. Does the Ocean elevens it like with a
fake Nah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:08:37):
I didn't think you were calling him chicken. I thought
you said y'all were playing chicken, like when the coming
each other the crash.

Speaker 3 (02:08:43):
No, because we had him on the phone. Then he
was like, we'll do this to get me on the phone,
and then that wasn't working. So I'm like, oh, it
looks like he doesn't want to talk.

Speaker 2 (02:08:51):
He's he's chicken.

Speaker 15 (02:08:53):
I listen. I thought you guys were calling me to
talk about my Thursday show at the Ice House.

Speaker 1 (02:09:00):
For my Friday serve a fucking plug. Where's the Friday show?
Where's the Friday show?

Speaker 15 (02:09:07):
Oh, Friday's at Winstons in San Diego.

Speaker 1 (02:09:10):
On Winston.

Speaker 6 (02:09:14):
There's a club called Winston.

Speaker 2 (02:09:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (02:09:16):
Now, I'm doing a big convention on Saturday and Friday.
I'm doing. It's like a rock club and in San Diego. Yeah,
on Friday it's called Winston.

Speaker 7 (02:09:26):
She's gonna be all Mexicans at Naval fucking Academy people,
it's not I don't know.

Speaker 15 (02:09:31):
It's on the ocean, so it'll probably be a lot
of white people.

Speaker 2 (02:09:36):
But you know, I mean a navy and ain't going
to your button.

Speaker 15 (02:09:41):
Kind of like the show the other night. Anyhow, I
didn't get the break I didn't get the break down,
you guys. I'm out now of this being sure i'd
had a long talk. Yeah, I'm out set me this email,
Opie set set us boats up like that.

Speaker 2 (02:09:58):
I agree with that.

Speaker 1 (02:09:59):
Hey, Red, go fund yourself all right now because because
I'm done with that, with that horseship, I've done no
for real, I've done too many years of that. So
go fund yourself.

Speaker 2 (02:10:11):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (02:10:12):
I didn't purposely try to set you up. All right,
we can end all hung up?

Speaker 2 (02:10:17):
Yeah you, oh loved, have mercy? What's wrong with you
white people?

Speaker 1 (02:10:21):
So you're saying that for like fifteen hundred up all
your mother from Yes, I'll be there.

Speaker 2 (02:10:27):
I will be there.

Speaker 1 (02:10:29):
Hold hold on, we're gonna have some fun. I'll come
for free. You have to tell Joe now get fucked
up in my basement to leave. That's true. He's pregnant.

Speaker 8 (02:10:45):
Dog's fucking mad at everybody biting kids, dogs, pregnant.

Speaker 1 (02:10:50):
All went well with Richard.

Speaker 2 (02:10:52):
Get out for a smoke. I don't know who talked
to who. All right, it's all good, So, all right,
it's all good. He's just you know, old and jewish.

Speaker 24 (02:11:02):
You know what he is, everyone's old Jewish man. That's
a bad combo. When it comes to money.

Speaker 1 (02:11:08):
You can't mix that fire and fucking.

Speaker 3 (02:11:10):
Wow gasoline, because I was confused because the first question
I asked you today was what I asked, is everyone happy?

Speaker 2 (02:11:22):
Here's the genius of me?

Speaker 3 (02:11:23):
That's all I said. I saw him. I go, is
everyone happy? He said absolutely? Then I'm hearing this about
rich So I'm like, why don't we just get him
on the fucking front.

Speaker 2 (02:11:30):
Here's how I know how to do business.

Speaker 7 (02:11:31):
I know if I go all with info and he's happy,
he understands it. And I explained to everybody I know
I did.

Speaker 2 (02:11:36):
My right job.

Speaker 4 (02:11:37):
Yeah, that's the And the last thing I said to
him yesterday was I am very happy because he understands
the mask. So yeah, but I can I can stroll
up here where I read it, but something like I said,
uh yeah, I all I wrote, I'm very happy. Any
questions here, all the breakdowns, here's all the numbers, totally transparent.

Speaker 1 (02:11:54):
Any questions, I'm very happy.

Speaker 4 (02:11:56):
He's like, he's like, lordy fucking wigs and then he starts,
but then he started worrying. Yeah, then sure he's not
he's not reading this ride or he's not understanding. But
it's clearly laid out here.

Speaker 7 (02:12:07):
If you re AND's everything that we talked. I spoke
to him about in verbally, spoke to already already read.

Speaker 2 (02:12:12):
Then I put it in writing and I.

Speaker 6 (02:12:14):
Got it to vict today, right, and I went back
to drinking.

Speaker 1 (02:12:24):
Right.

Speaker 6 (02:12:25):
Yeah, I don't know. But then he seems to be
talking to the club and thinking something.

Speaker 1 (02:12:29):
He's old, he's talking to the club.

Speaker 2 (02:12:33):
He's judaism well, and he's rich.

Speaker 1 (02:12:37):
Well.

Speaker 2 (02:12:37):
In the end, that's no rich Voss.

Speaker 1 (02:12:43):
And where I'm coming from.

Speaker 3 (02:12:44):
In the end, it's on me because my name is
on the show. That's why I asked you, is everyone
very fucking happy? So then when I'm hearing rolling is
that he still might not be happy, I'm like, fuck
that get him on the phone.

Speaker 2 (02:12:53):
That's why I might not.

Speaker 1 (02:12:54):
And what is.

Speaker 3 (02:12:57):
When I saw your face today, that's what I and
I told you yes, and I believed you yesterday.

Speaker 6 (02:13:03):
I got yesterday.

Speaker 7 (02:13:04):
So then I'm hearing more of this nice people's own worries.
That's own the own ship. I can't deal with people's
own ship.

Speaker 1 (02:13:10):
You want me to front this kid and call him
a chicken?

Speaker 3 (02:13:16):
Was just dumb because we had him on the phone,
he goes, no, call my hotel room. And then that
was like a little bit of a run around.

Speaker 1 (02:13:21):
So I'm like, oh, what is he chicken to talk
to us?

Speaker 3 (02:13:24):
I've never thought that Voss would be chicken to talk
to anybody aboubout anything.

Speaker 1 (02:13:29):
Thank you, Vin, of course. All right, Uh, we.

Speaker 3 (02:13:32):
Got the Austin, Texas story about the prostitution ring. It's
a news story too, right.

Speaker 2 (02:13:38):
Wait is this the forced bloaw no, no, all you
want that?

Speaker 1 (02:13:43):
We could? We could squeeze that one in before we
get out of here.

Speaker 2 (02:13:45):
That's a good story.

Speaker 1 (02:13:46):
Let's play the news story.

Speaker 25 (02:13:49):
Developing tonight. A pipe clogged with condoms leads Austin police
to busting in Northwest Austin, Joseph and long wing charges of.

Speaker 1 (02:14:00):
Can't you laugh as you say that? I know, why
are you taking it so seriously?

Speaker 2 (02:14:05):
Because she's the only Indian on the cast. She needs job.

Speaker 24 (02:14:09):
The police they were busted because there were so many
condoms in the Yeah, those magnums.

Speaker 2 (02:14:15):
You don't find that funny, Like trying to flush the parasite.
You gotta paint. Rich fonts Man.

Speaker 1 (02:14:36):
Texted me.

Speaker 2 (02:14:38):
Too, I finished it. She looked good.

Speaker 1 (02:14:42):
All right.

Speaker 25 (02:14:43):
Alleged prostitution bring in Northwest Austin, Joseph Emery and Juan
Wang are facing charges.

Speaker 1 (02:14:51):
I have said it for years.

Speaker 3 (02:14:52):
The name always fits the fucking story always amazing how
many times that that it fits.

Speaker 2 (02:14:58):
It's the dude from the United Airlines.

Speaker 1 (02:15:01):
What was his first name?

Speaker 11 (02:15:02):
On a Mexican gook.

Speaker 6 (02:15:13):
Austin.

Speaker 7 (02:15:13):
They have also the bully on different is that mooch?

Speaker 8 (02:15:21):
In Cuba, we have Chinese Cubans. It's fucking the weirdest
thing you've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (02:15:25):
Really.

Speaker 1 (02:15:25):
We brought them to build the railroads.

Speaker 7 (02:15:27):
The famous restaurant here some stand up New York Chinese
Cuban China shaved here from Cuban, not China.

Speaker 8 (02:15:35):
Yeah, so what happens is one on the west side too,
that's what you're talking. So in Cuba, anything that we
don't understand we call Chinese. So like if you're really sick,
they're like, you got to go to a Chinese doctor,
because we know that as the people were dumber than
the Chinese, you know. Mean, yeah, So we have a
roasting box and we roast pigs, right, and the Chinese

(02:15:55):
brought them.

Speaker 1 (02:15:56):
To do the railroads.

Speaker 8 (02:15:56):
They would roast all their ducks and stuff in these boxes,
and we took it to roast pigs. And we call
it the kahachina, which means a Chinese box, because we
don't know the science of it.

Speaker 1 (02:16:04):
Because the Chinese did it and.

Speaker 2 (02:16:05):
They're from space. Right, It's kind of like Whitey does
that with Greek.

Speaker 11 (02:16:09):
That's Greek to me.

Speaker 2 (02:16:15):
All right, let's go back to Hamma Hamma.

Speaker 25 (02:16:18):
Aging an organized criminal activity. CBS Austin's Bettykrauz found out
the clogged pipe is a major piece of evidence.

Speaker 11 (02:16:24):
I'll give her the hammer.

Speaker 22 (02:16:25):
VI's a west Affi David say a pipe leading to
the city sewer system was clogged and then destroyed by
hundreds of conducts. Austin police say that was one of
several pieces of evidence that led to the bust. The
affidavit says back in February, Austin police got a tip
that prostitution might be going on at a massage business

(02:16:45):
located in a strip mall on six twenty. Several other
tenants also raised concerns about prostitution, and investigation resulted in
police broadening the search to a second location on Anderson
Mill Road. In March, officers execus you did search warrants
is Hey. They found sixty thousand dollars in cash, as
well as other evidence, But it was the original tip

(02:17:07):
about the pipe clogged with condoms that started the investigation.

Speaker 26 (02:17:12):
Our Organized Crime Division, which is our human trafficking unit,
they received a tip from a property manager at this
location something happened with the waste disposal system getting clogged,
and so they received a tip that they were concerned
in prostitution maybe taking place at this particular area.

Speaker 22 (02:17:28):
Neither Joseph Emerie nor Juan Wing have been arrested. Police
says they faced charges of money laundering and engaging in
organized criminal activity reporting in Northwest Austin.

Speaker 2 (02:17:38):
Betty Cross.

Speaker 1 (02:17:40):
Prostitution. Can't now, so, Voss writes me, But I don't
know if I can read it.

Speaker 3 (02:17:48):
But he goes, I know you're joking, and then what
says other shit? And then he's like, I'm out of
this ordeal bigger eggs to boil.

Speaker 1 (02:17:55):
I know it's Fry Fisher for oh but yeah, but
he's but on the radio, he's you know, slamming me
how much he's fine?

Speaker 6 (02:18:10):
Of course, how much is it?

Speaker 7 (02:18:12):
No, he's not even talking about that no more. He
just about OPI attacking him, right, I was joking, yeah,
joking on him.

Speaker 1 (02:18:18):
I think it's funny. It is funny, right, vos is
just union money. But I'm not going to be I'm
not gonna be the punching bag for everything that ship.
I agree, we got a good fucking vibe.

Speaker 2 (02:18:31):
Go agreed.

Speaker 1 (02:18:32):
Let me tell you something, Enough of the nonsense. There's
an old saying, thank you. If you fight about Nichols,
you'll never make a dime. He I agree, that's what
I there's a bigger story here. This is stupid.

Speaker 2 (02:18:43):
Yeah, and it's not even worth it. It's not a fight.

Speaker 3 (02:18:46):
If this develops like I think it could, we're talking
and it will all right, Yeah, I'm talking.

Speaker 1 (02:18:51):
Maybe we should get powered a couple hundred bucks.

Speaker 8 (02:18:53):
This is what I'm good man. I don't even know
if I want to get a check like that. Point
the bosses like what did you get? You're not even
a comedian, like I'm going to get a fist fight with.

Speaker 1 (02:19:05):
Boston would say that, no, oh, when do you get
one hundred dollars more?

Speaker 3 (02:19:10):
And I say it back to that story with the
clock pipe, though, how does that become a news story?

Speaker 1 (02:19:14):
Who tells the.

Speaker 2 (02:19:16):
First of all? Austin.

Speaker 1 (02:19:18):
If you're a city worker, you're laughing at that ship?

Speaker 7 (02:19:20):
How does it move on to the two minutes and
as it floods, right, that's not so that that sewer system.

Speaker 1 (02:19:26):
How many condoms? And I would love to see it
on one place. You don't need a lot. But that's
that's what's an inch and a half that pipe.

Speaker 11 (02:19:33):
That's what I heard.

Speaker 2 (02:19:38):
He's the fast talked about the prostitution either. It's just
they found that sixty.

Speaker 7 (02:19:43):
Grand Monday claim it the money the crime. Right, they
find money, they would have walked.

Speaker 11 (02:19:50):
It's just a fun story. I don't think it's Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:19:53):
I mean, I wish they would like smile at least.
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (02:19:55):
How does this not happen at like, I don't know
my frat house right right? We will come than anybody.

Speaker 11 (02:20:02):
It will never happen to my apartment. I like a
raw dog, like Tracy.

Speaker 2 (02:20:06):
Mulgan said, if you ain't willing to do for that pulsy,
you ain't really want.

Speaker 3 (02:20:08):
It's got squeaky clean pipes, squeaky.

Speaker 11 (02:20:13):
Clean nothing in there but a couple of miscarriages.

Speaker 1 (02:20:17):
Not even not even a hint of a backup. It
is apart. It's great. Uh. And then there we got
a story. This is really that deck?

Speaker 11 (02:20:29):
What happened here.

Speaker 1 (02:20:29):
Woman charged with raping taxi driver.

Speaker 11 (02:20:32):
How does that work?

Speaker 3 (02:20:32):
I have I have said over the years that I
think it's really hard for a woman to It's hard,
not impossible. Yeah, but at the age of sucking up
viagra hard, not impossible.

Speaker 11 (02:20:41):
What's the mechanics?

Speaker 15 (02:20:42):
Though?

Speaker 2 (02:20:42):
Some guy pulled a knife on put it down to
his head while she sucked them. I'll put a knife
to his neck with.

Speaker 18 (02:20:46):
Something, knife against his throat. Two guys went in the
back seat, she went in the past your seat. The
one guy put a knife to the driver's throat.

Speaker 2 (02:20:52):
I have a half chump.

Speaker 11 (02:20:52):
What so it's like a cuckold thing.

Speaker 1 (02:20:55):
Yeah? I love that. Could you read this more? But
what was bad about? Three?

Speaker 7 (02:21:00):
First degree rape aggravated robbery from January twenty eighth incident
in Finlay, Ohio.

Speaker 1 (02:21:06):
That's where we're taking the next show, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (02:21:08):
First degree rape and activated robbery.

Speaker 1 (02:21:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:21:10):
Police said Carter got into a taxi around four to
twenty four am with two men that was called from
a local hotel. In the vehicle, Carter performed a sex
act of the twenty nine year old driver, while another passenger,
Corey Jackson, twenty, held a knife against his throat. Carter
and the two men allegedly stole thirty two dollars from
the drivers.

Speaker 2 (02:21:26):
Yeah, see, that's not a free blow jobs. They took
thirty two dollars. He got the charge.

Speaker 3 (02:21:31):
It's a weird story though. They're saying, we don't know
why she did this, but she didn't want to. Maybe
it wasn't maybe it was a distraction because they took
money from him.

Speaker 1 (02:21:39):
Okay, wait, wait, let's get more pictures. I'm so confused.
I don't get I'm a little confused. Wow, she's sucking hot.

Speaker 11 (02:21:45):
Yeah, nice stomach that can't be raped.

Speaker 1 (02:21:47):
That sounds like the fucking best weekend fucking ever.

Speaker 2 (02:21:49):
Right, So wait he was he was the driver?

Speaker 19 (02:21:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:21:53):
Wait Ohlder Corey.

Speaker 1 (02:21:56):
Was the knife holder. She's in the front seat, right.
She just wanted to give this guy a blowjob. I
don't fuck it's confusing as all hell.

Speaker 2 (02:22:05):
I mean, if she has blow them all and then
didn't take his money, it's still robbery.

Speaker 7 (02:22:08):
I don't care if you come away with a blow job, right,
it's just a little better rate because it was a force.

Speaker 3 (02:22:13):
No, I understand that, But the knife to the the
guy's throat, he's gonna hand over the money.

Speaker 1 (02:22:18):
Time is a blowjob involved, which is what the fuck
you got the money? Ya got a blowjob? You got
the money? Okay, but the knife that we're all good?

Speaker 15 (02:22:27):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:22:27):
I don't get it.

Speaker 11 (02:22:28):
She blew the driver.

Speaker 2 (02:22:30):
Yeah, it sounds to me like these dudes wanted to
rob the driver. She was scared about it.

Speaker 7 (02:22:35):
And it's like, I'm gonna trying to flirt win him
or something so I won't look like I'm part of
his crime. And then if the flirt and one thing
led to another, she started blowing him. But they still
want that money in the backseat.

Speaker 4 (02:22:46):
All right in Findley, Illinois, there's nothing going on Finley, Ohio.

Speaker 1 (02:22:51):
I guess more will come out, more will come out
in the story. It's fucking bizarre.

Speaker 2 (02:22:55):
It's weird.

Speaker 7 (02:22:55):
They might have been running a prostitution situation, had a girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (02:23:04):
Better wear turtle next month? Is there anything else's story
that we're missing? I think we're missing something I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:23:09):
I can't read.

Speaker 7 (02:23:10):
So what if you've got to do real time over
some nonsense like this in your life? You're a fool
for even attemptingness. Yeah, right right, I want to see
this driver. Twenty nine year old driver you think a
twenty nine year old will be into a blowjob? Even
went a knife to his throat.

Speaker 11 (02:23:21):
Right, and good on him for getting hard.

Speaker 2 (02:23:24):
A knife.

Speaker 1 (02:23:25):
Bro Jesus, Oh, hi's got some good food. Concentration, Yeah,
good concentration. There, I don't purpose. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (02:23:35):
According to Brittany Carter's indictm incited by the smoking on,
the twenty three year old woman purpose fully compelled the
cabby to engage in sexual conduct by force or threat
of force.

Speaker 1 (02:23:47):
Let me kill you, right, damn? All right?

Speaker 18 (02:23:51):
Yeah, it's getting sixty grand.

Speaker 6 (02:23:53):
They're holding her own sixty thousand dollars bond.

Speaker 2 (02:23:55):
Yeah, wow, it's about six grand, right, get out?

Speaker 6 (02:23:59):
Yeah, six to get out? Sixties the bomb, but you
can ten percent is what you gotta buy.

Speaker 1 (02:24:02):
Get out? Tell Voston six thousand.

Speaker 2 (02:24:06):
Well the plumb says the bond is eighty thousand.

Speaker 6 (02:24:10):
That's what I'm throwing.

Speaker 2 (02:24:13):
Rabbi math.

Speaker 1 (02:24:17):
We walked into a hornet from downstairs.

Speaker 2 (02:24:20):
Been for twenty years.

Speaker 1 (02:24:21):
Man was for a second thought it was one hundreds.

Speaker 2 (02:24:25):
Then I was like, what the is going? I know Who's.

Speaker 15 (02:24:28):
God?

Speaker 7 (02:24:28):
I never sat get all in for the vick I
give to everybody, but I go like the big gun.

Speaker 1 (02:24:33):
It right. Everybody knows I'm the loudest and I'm not
every eye and cross every table. Yeah. Once he squared
it with me. Yes, well that was my first ice
cream money fight. I'll tell you this much. I'll take responsibility.

Speaker 3 (02:24:44):
He was bitching to me, so I'm like, it's my
name's on his fucking show. I asked you as soon
as you got in, I'm like, is everyone happened? You
said absolutely. Then I'm still here and rumbling, so I'm like,
let's get him on the fucking phone.

Speaker 1 (02:24:55):
You hear one rumble? Uh uh. He was going on
for days.

Speaker 2 (02:25:00):
I'm one source.

Speaker 1 (02:25:01):
I'm just saying, yeah, no with it.

Speaker 2 (02:25:04):
I dealt with it.

Speaker 19 (02:25:05):
Boss.

Speaker 3 (02:25:05):
Yeah it was bothered me, but yeah that was all
I'm like, all right, and we were in conversation and
all that sook cabot.

Speaker 1 (02:25:11):
So that's why that was my first fucking question.

Speaker 7 (02:25:14):
I had a team of rabbis, my own rabbits. I
got a black belt juice. I got black belt juice.
The Jews the juice juice.

Speaker 1 (02:25:20):
Because they have the little horns. You got chambered their
head a little horn.

Speaker 2 (02:25:23):
It was an expensive.

Speaker 6 (02:25:30):
No genuinely thrilled just you have no filed for Jewish
son of a bitch.

Speaker 2 (02:25:42):
We got two minutes from this point, so let's get
some nice plugs in Race was pomp Pictron dot com.

Speaker 7 (02:25:47):
Slash Race was and open get June eleventh, all right,
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That's North Baltimore.

Speaker 15 (02:25:58):
There you go.

Speaker 24 (02:26:00):
And for comedy works next week, Happy Easter Passover and
Tuesdays the Stories how comedy dot com and.

Speaker 1 (02:26:07):
Thanks for fucking doing stuff the other night that was awesome.
Mark was to take the fucking second show. I had
both of them.

Speaker 2 (02:26:17):
What's the coincidence both of these.

Speaker 1 (02:26:19):
Got Can I plug my Instagram.

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Speaker 15 (02:26:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:26:32):
I love Mitchitch boss.

Speaker 2 (02:26:34):
He is hilarious.

Speaker 1 (02:26:35):
It was really funny.

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We'll be back tomorrow. We'reruin some more friendship and really
sts gonna take a break. Tomorrow.

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