December 5, 2025 • 46 mins
Opie, Ron the Waiter, and new co-host Tony P turn Gebhards into absolute chaos celebrating the 20th anniversary of the legendary “Baby Bird” puke bit from Opie and Anthony, swapping stories of getting naked on birthdays, Long Island bar fights, and one-leg-up sweatpants fashion while Tony triggers everyone with red-hot MAGA rants, Trump pardons, and Puerto Rican paper-towel throws. Zero filter, 100% unhinged, and somehow we still didn’t get kicked out… yet. If you miss old-school Opie & Anthony bar streams, this one will ruin your pants.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Matt. Matt's said he had it with this ship. Tony,
you move over, all right, I'm moving over, you host,
Tony P. I'm co hosting. You're co hosting. You know
how to co host?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Show me how you do?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I need a nervous show me how your ca host?
My co host? Like this, very beautiful? What do you do?
All right? A little shot to get you in the mood. Right,
I'm glad that you came back to civilization. You're wearing jeans. Oh, bro,
but there.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
No, no, no, no, no, he's doing absolutely perfect.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Bro, don't give me, don't give my secrets away. I'm
not giving any secrets away. I usually did the live
streams in my pajamay.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I know you got one leg up, my friend, the
one leg up in Queens on the one leg up,
the one leg up on the pants. He says he
invented it, and I have to think that he might.
I've never seen anybody do the one leg up until
like nineteen eighty nine, nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I've been doing one leg up in a for a
long time. Bro. For how long? Bro? I would say
twenty years? Yeah, but I'm talking about I'm talking about
forty years. One leg up. Yeah, one leg up. He
came out one day he had one leg up.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And then and that was the day after people started
doing and you were out Long Island.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So you guys caught the trend after we had the trend. N. Well, yeah,
you're right, we got everything. Second, you guys had sprats
on the water. Let's got his sprats on the sprats.
Remember Strat went to sprats.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Spratt sucks. I was always working bro I got sold into.
I was always working. I never went to Sprats on
the water. I never went to the Bonnie Bonn was awesome.
I gotta save Bonny Bond.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
They know they have to reunion if you want to
come this year they have reunions.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
There's like a couple of the old bartenders and they're
in manager and they're over there now. They're over there now.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Saying that's very local for Long Island. I'm sorry for
everybody else. That was a huge party. Man. I went
there next from Queen's used to go to bet.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
I got my jeans ripped off, and I decided, you
know what, so I went in my tidy whities.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Why the hell. I sort of had jeans still on,
but not really like that was a different time.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It was a different time, but there wasn't cell phones everywhere.
One person with a video camera caught you. Then they
had then you were too hot for TV. I pulled
my socks. I pulled my socks.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
All the way up. I looked good man, absolutely bro
I look good. The last Larry run down the street.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I used to get naked every every birthday my friends,
you know, and the last one was the fortieth birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
But I think I got to break it this one
has you think you.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Got the bodywere I used to get the body for
the naked Still, No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I gotta get back into shape.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I think I got a challenge ron to like a
fucking contest, A contest.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
I'm had a big I'm at Olympic level fitness Olympics.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
The Jewish Olympics.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I'm at i gotta be gotta be a Greek Olympic
level show Olympics.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Well, the Jewish Olympics. You use your mind, Jewish, I'm Greek.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I used my body, You use your asshole. DC idiots
had one fucking Olympic athlete bush which man Chevit.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Mox fits Cox Spins was your only Jewish Olympic.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Bro My had Greg, one of the greatest divers of
all time. Bro it's the Ginus. He cracked his head
and they had empty the pool. Remember that, that's all right,
all the little sides. She's gotta go out.
Speaker 9 (03:34):
You're gonna go I remember Greg lugs the Olympics, smacks
the back of his head on the on the board
and they had to cancel.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I literally had to fish them out. They had to cancel,
had cancel everything, and they had to drain.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
The pooled to tell you why, because his Greek father
was in the stand and he was Greg.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You don't have to get a get out.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Of yours is breaking.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's not how you're taking it, knows not. But it's
a good story. Greek, he's Greek. Yeah, Okay, damn it.
I have no more beer. Fucking gay, gay and Greeks.
It's what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Gay and Greeks, Jewish and money?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
All right? Well, Watson, uh, name one more Jewish athlete
that won a gold medal in the Olympics. Can you
do it? Seriously?
Speaker 9 (04:23):
Can any kofacts the Olympics?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
The act probably did you don't know. Look, he's googling it,
Google it. I mean that's what Google is good for.
Here's my top ten of Jewish athletes. Here's my pamphlet.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
We got royalty in the room, Pat Duffy, Wow, gentlemen,
good evening.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Fun fact.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Just the other day was the twentieth anniversary of The
Baby Bird, some would say the greatest opian anthony.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Bit of that time. He's I don't have beer right now,
cheers the pack do nothing, man, I can't hold the
baby bird.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
We need we need beers run the way that happen.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Don't worry, all right? So baby bird, the baby birds?
Are you al right with the mangasin? What the baby
bird is? The baby bird? Rogan was in studio, Bill
Burr was in studio.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Pat Duffy obviously was Pat from Pat from Monachy was
no longer with us.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
It was an egg dock drinking contest, Christmas drinking content,
so haalf from Anachi destroyed the competition. And then it
was time he couldn't hold anymore, and it came out.
I'm not anyone that knows the old and a ship.
It came out like a fire hose, over and over.
Joe Rogan says, it's the greatest thing he's ever seen.
(05:49):
And this fucking guy has seen aliens at this point.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Correct and uh and Pat Duffy put his head over
a garbage pail and it was like the you know,
a bird feeding his uh baby bird.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
That's why we nicknamed it the baby bird. It's literally
we have tried to put this on YouTube no less
than one hundred times and they keep pulling it. Then
you have to send it to me private anything. I
don't know wat it do I have a copy of.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
That's still the kid that was here last last week
and the week before.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Jimmy, Yeah, he sent me.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Uh, you guys doing the Thanksgiving some it was like
a Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Scripted Oh, it was a scripted thing.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
And you were sitting on the side and when you
guys were on the side and they were scripted.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Pat Duffy ate puke that night for his dad's sixtieth
birthday party that night told for sixtieth birthday.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
No, he ate puke that night. No, Pat Duffy is
a literal fucking legend. Patrick Duffy is the Transportation Secretary. No,
that's Patrick Duffy. No, it's something else Duffy.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
It's Patrick Duffy. Sure, yes, the transportation dude from road rules. Yes,
that's also is.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
His first thing.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
I know he's married to Rachel from uh from uh
friends from no from Real World.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
San Francisco. He was Seattle, right, I don't know what
he was. He was a lumberjack back in the day.
All right, Duffy.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
And you were so confident that you had a rhyme,
John duff sounds like a Vietnamese.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Kids off ton. Tony's a big maga guy. Yeah, why
why why why do you hate my guy? Ron? Why
do you hate him so much?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And Scott Watson big look, They said, Oh, the the
TIFFs are gonna bring him places and they're gonna bring Listen,
you know what's happening with the TIFFs. They're actually working.
Run You're not gonna have to pay tax on your tips.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Run you understand the work they're working. Christmas trees are
there's like a thousand dollars. Get over it.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
We don't need Christmas Street, We don't need Christmas tree.
You want Christmas tree in New York, going over there
to Rockefeller Center, visit the Christmas tree, Christmas tree tree,
buy a Chinese Christmas tree unless che year after the
year after year.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Why you need from.
Speaker 11 (08:08):
Maxwellhouse a can of Maxwell House French roast dot coffee
used to be eleven seventy nine right now, because a
fucking terrorists, because we don't grow coffee in America.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
There's a fifty term. You're absolutely wrong, Ron. The problem is,
first of all, if you would shut your mouth. The
problem is we we we do grow coffee in America.
We grow it in Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico is not
allowed to sell to the United States. These are things
that need to be worked out.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Nobody is breaking Puerto Rican coffee.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Only kind of Puerto Rican in the road. What's going
to you? Am? I right, they're not allow, We're not allowed.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Come on, I know I heard this morning the only
we all A bun of my comedy started in Puerto
Rican rooms.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I follow a lot of Puerto Rican you know people.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
And.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, you know, my life is a bro.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Look at joys Hers, Her horns are popping out of
her silver hair.
Speaker 12 (09:06):
Right, Come on over here, Joys and speak some of
that dirty Spanish.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, yeah, you don't even know.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You don't know the stories of Puerto Rican women. All right,
come over here. You got to calm down the room
a little bit.
Speaker 13 (09:26):
This time.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I don't like Puerto Ricans. Now now what I'm done.
I'm done.
Speaker 11 (09:33):
I'm done with that whole culture.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Done. Sorry I went out much. Sorry to me, I'm
not you know, I went out with a Porto. I
went out. I went out with a Puerto Rican girl.
The first Christmas I spent with her, I was like, Wow,
I'm in a whole different world. She literally, this is
the truth. Got hubcaps for Christmas? You that hacked? That's
(09:56):
I mean.
Speaker 13 (09:57):
You have a habit of picking very beautiful women.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I'm a good well I used to be. I used
to be a good looking guy. Every girl I was
with was beautiful. That's got moved.
Speaker 13 (10:06):
She was, she was gorgeous. She was all right, she
was beautiful. She was gorgeous, beautiful.
Speaker 11 (10:13):
One was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Come on, you grabbed that one too. That's Joyce.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
That wasn't.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
She moves. Joyce just a big guy, that's what. That
wasn't a leg Oh that's not a batister. Let me
tell you. Actually, that's not my walker. I know. And
this is what I heard.
Speaker 13 (10:46):
I believe lavas is grown in last Puerto Rico and
they can't put.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I watched something on it came across my feet.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Okay, and it was a bunch of they said it
was Puerto Rican farmers and portant and then I'm a
Puerto Rican farmer. I grow avocados. I can't sell them
in these states. I'm a Puerto Rican farmer. I grow coffee.
I can't sell them in the States. I mean, whether
it was AI generated or bullshit it.
Speaker 13 (11:14):
They have all those farms and manufacturing out there bringing
it here.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I'm just telling them.
Speaker 13 (11:20):
The United States.
Speaker 14 (11:21):
Now, I don't hold on.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
I just want to say, we got massive MAGA supporters here.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
We got Tony Wears loves. They love the Donald Trump.
One of my favorite thing, one of my favorite things.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
About Donald Trump is when uh Puerto Rico had all
that natural disaster.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
And out of the kindness of Donald.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Trump's sincere beautiful hot did you see what he did
when he went to Puerto Rico to help them with
their fucking natural disaster.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
He was throwing out Puerto Rican paper towels.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Yeah, but you want to and President Trump. Trump's a
fun time guy, that's all he is. He's a fun
time guy that got elected. He's the best stand up
comic in the country right now.
Speaker 12 (12:09):
I think, Look, I could easily be a Trump sport
Watch like he alreadyknew was a disaster.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Like everyone is in the in the headspace this sucks.
He's like, we all know this sucks. Let's have fun.
We started throwing the paper towels at people.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It was giving out paper towels like they were doing
like the T shirt.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Like what the T shirt came? That's like, it was fun.
You get a paper Let me let me tell you.
Let me tell you something. What did your guys do?
What did your guys do?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
They got they got dressed in African god and then
did some kind of weird crazy Yeah you don't remember that.
Somebody says about you didn't see Pelosi and the Democrats.
They they dressed in like some kind of African gog and.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, and they knelt down.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
This is what This is why maga people think that
Democrats are crazy, because this actually happened. And you have
no like die that these things happen. You want this
is what I wanted to say. Actually, I'm sorry this morning. Uh,
when you guys, when you guys were talking to each other, no, no, no,
I I was. I was listening to Ron and I
was listening to what Ron was saying. And it was
(13:14):
like I felt the same way, but on the opposite direction.
So it's like he's seeing stuff that I'm not seeing.
I'm seeing I'm assuming the stuff that he's seeing because
I'm not gonna watch.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You heard me defend Trump, right, Yeah.
Speaker 15 (13:30):
I'm at I mean, I just my thing is that
because I need that party man. Of course, No, he's
coming and I'm done with this party.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Listen, I'm done with the windows I have. I have
a road. I have a solution for that.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I have a friend who actually has Baron's phone number.
Speaker 16 (13:52):
They text each other. I'm that close. Baron Trump is
a grey, Baron Trump's time traveler. I think Baron Trump
is Donald Trump, just like Reborn.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I think you might be.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
You know they're cloning people who I think you might
You know they've cloned people.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I know, we know they clone people. So why is
it so far fit runs of weevil? Did you know
that Baron Trump?
Speaker 7 (14:17):
You know what he said to Biden when when Trump
he said, you're fucking done now.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Good thing, Yes, something he's doing it from the kindness
of his heart. He said, you know something, you you
old man, that they've been bringing you around, traveling around.
You don't even know who you are. You're done now
you can rest old man. That's how he meant it.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I saw that big bless America. No Biden was all
like like Smiley and Baron said something that Biden. Biden
just his whole soul.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Biden's soul dropped when he was coming down to escalated
and holding him up with his wife. Everybody's going at
canvas always what's wrong? I don't understand. I don't know
this stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
You don't know. I thought. She's like, I don't know
what she's dating because she thinks the Macrones. I don't
watch TV. She thinks the Macrones are killing up. I
don't know what a macron is.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Okay, there's some guy named Macron, right, some French guy.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
The French. The French guy. She keeps saying that his
wife is a transmission right, Okay. Crohn's wife kind of
looks like yeah, and she's saying that.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
She has proof that she's releasing that they have plotted
and have put millions of millions of dollars to have
her perish.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
What do you think of that? That's this is the
other thing.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I'm just saying the world, the world as okay, let's conspiracy,
So hold.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
On, so we have hold on? What second though? But
we have everyone we have. We have a female right
who is black? Correct? Black female? Where right? Right?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
She's a black female, but because she's a Republican, she's
no good. We have a gay we have the gay
guy right if he was Democrat and the gay guy
that got left the let out right, Yeah, he got
pardoned whatever he ripped people off? Right, if he was Democrat,
it would nobody would have reported it.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Do you know? Do you know who? Do you have
any idea?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Who?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Who Biden pardoned? Do you have any idea? Let me
ask you from everybody.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
That was on, who decides besides his son who besides
his crack smoking son.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
They're all right, it was auto. That's why. That's why
his pick down autopen, brainwashed, brainwash. You watched the media.
I'll tell you why.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Someone that has that much power, the French president, right,
they were just.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
You would never know it happened. Yeah, but this.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Talking and all that is bullshit and plays in plays yeah,
because she said it all up. It plays it to
her clicks. Some that is so powerful. The ship that
goes on that we have no idea about. If someone
wants to take you out. That is as powerful as
the French president. Get You would never know is coming.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
It would be.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Over you be overs not talking, and we're not talking.
Calvin Klein, You've got to see Kate, right, there's there's
no talking.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
There's no talking. You get see Kate. You know, well
do you know what I'm talking about? I don't know
the other guy, the other guy that caught it, like,
oh yeah, right, you can see Kate, all right, right,
all right, he was very good friends.
Speaker 12 (17:50):
My point is there's no talking that's coming from her
to get clicks. I'm telling you because if someone like
McCall macron Macron wanted to.
Speaker 17 (17:59):
He could had it done. His hands would be clean.
Here's the real question. You would never see it coming.
You think she's got a wagon? Yes, I mean it
looks a little weird, It looks a little What do
you think about our looks like a X guy? I
want Michael, Michael, you think Michael?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
No? So what was swinging on the on the de
Generous show? No, you should know that. I don't know
saying it was a microphone?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Maybe you ever wrote you you ever you ever wore
your microphone on your penis?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
When you're dancing and swings. Dude, I got plenty of
room my penis for shure me cool bro, especially in
the done there. You have a lot of rooms. I
can it's irish.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Come on, well listen, I have a tattoo in a room.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
In a room. If we were standing naked, I'd be doing. Okay,
that's what I gotta And the next one is wrong, dude,
I got come on, I gotta pick to pieces, bro,
break have a we don't have.
Speaker 18 (19:03):
I got confidence, I can show it right now, got choice,
right now?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
You beat me over those days we need is joyce
since you speak some of that dirty Spanish and.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Read out. No, I got a tattoo, it says tiny.
All I need is then I.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Miss Scott's Scott wants to do his hacked penis.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Show have tattooed. Its just tiny.
Speaker 19 (19:29):
But when I'm at full yeah, corn, No, it's just
tykind of rogan. New York all right, man, but that's
not how you spelled. There's no wyant, there's no wine
in New York.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
There. It is the same. Your thing. You got to thumbs,
don't you run, don't make you got them too? You too?
Look I got I got shiitty thumbs, I got girl.
Oh yeah, bro, you know what's wrong with my fu?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Like fucking uh the Wizard of Oz the Shoe.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Because every time you I would talk about shoe, you
know that.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
You know that everyone that was in the Wizard of
Oz like that died a horrendous death.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Horrendous.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
My roommate is the like the expert on the Wizard
of Oz.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah, and Harry Potter, you live with a man with
the past, Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I saw that this morning. That's pretty creepy. Bro.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
You're gonna wake up one day he's gonna be standing
over you with his one.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Well no, they also have powdered soap, so it takes
now he does when.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Them when the when the rents do he goes.
Speaker 20 (20:40):
Yeah, our bottomness swallow. This is I was talking about
this morning. Ron Weasley stinks. He's a wizard and he's poor.
How is that possible?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
You make money.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Ring ten sixteen five straight five bucks?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Come on, that's twenty five grand right there. He can't
figure that out. How does he go to school poor?
You're a wizard? Idiot? So man, guess you trump pardoned today?
Tell me he pon? It wasn't me, I don't have
a ship. Me, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
So this is what I true did to understand Democrat.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
We were having too much fun. So they gotta do this, right,
You gotta do that. You's got to get off camera
before he wax you in the head with something.
Speaker 13 (21:27):
With his giant marine.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
What what does your sweatshirt saying?
Speaker 6 (21:31):
All right, it's Scott Watson has a sweatshirt, says dear
person behind me.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
The world is a better place with you in it.
Love the person in front of.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I'm gonna call you something right now, though, don't ever,
ever ever wear that shirt.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
And the gay bar a gay boy. That's why m
chairs you being able to listen. Gay boss are the
most fun place in the world. No, but yeah, I
would know you know something. I frequent them. I just
remember it's my wife. So the only just say it's Scott.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
You're gonna appreciate this, and this is the God's on
the truth.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
And my roommate will tell you the only the only
serious relationship my roommate ever had, and it was like
a very serious five year relationship with a with a
fucking marine.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
My roommate's boyfriend. Now it was a fucking marine I.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Got, I have the pictures.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
There's a picture with my roommate with his boyfriend who's
a marine.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I didn't think days were allowed of the marine, Scott. Huh.
Instead of saying hoorrah, they just said hooray. So my
Scott laughing.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Ron, Have you ever come home and there's been a
a marine like a for you? Have you ever dressed
up as a marine for folloween? You like with the
officer and and gentleman.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I went as Tom Cruise once as in a few
good men.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
No, So who did Trump partons? Might have gotten his
Tom Cruise when in Tropic Thunder? That body suits you,
we'll hire.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
So this is what I understand. Trump is parted in
every by the way, what and he says, what's the
reason for parting?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (23:29):
George Santos, because he goes, George Santos is a true
MAGA supporter, Joe. He said, George Santos, George Santos supported me,
and this is my this and then I'm gonna reward
him for being a Trump supporter in a magasport.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
But harding all the Republicans list this is where I
supported Trump. They all do that ship. But at least
Trump admits it.
Speaker 12 (23:51):
Okay, I'm taking care of my own people, turning into
a maga support from of everyone's eyes, Reddish.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I'm getting that.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
Hey, now I had This is what I don't understand,
and this happened today. Tell me Trump pardoned Texas Congressman
Henry Coolier and his wife because they they were caught
taking five hundred thousand dollars a half a million dollars
in bribe from foreign countries.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Why did Trump pardon him? Why did Trump parton the Democrat?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Because it's because you know something, because he's a good guy, exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Why can't you just admitt it's I don't even know
what I think I heard what I Trump? Do you understand?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Do you understand that Trump is that Trump set up
bases all across the country both times for Jesse Jackson's
run for president.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Do you know that? Did you know that?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Did you know that Trump house Jennifer Hudson's family after
there was all some kind of debacle? Did you know
that he took Michael Jackson in when everybody's calling him
a pedophile? So how can a man like that just
overnight be a racist?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Don't keep going?
Speaker 21 (24:57):
Did you also know that Jeffrey Upstream said, Donald Trump's
the worst person you ever met.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
The worst pedophile is the worst person I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Great.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yeah, because that's great, because a pedophile will hang out
with a pedophile.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
A pedophile won't hang out with a person doesn't conform
by that. Am I right or wrong? I mean, I
don't know if you were a pedophile, if you were
a pedophile. Oh my god, we just lost our two
fans after that, our two fans. That's all right, they're
not going nowhere coming back. She just left enough to
break Joyce back. She just left. I'm getting naked in
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a few Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I don't know any seen that.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Trump were very close. Yeah, but he cut him off,
did he not? Did they were best friend?
Speaker 7 (25:44):
No?
Speaker 13 (25:44):
No, no no.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Trump stopped speaking to Epstein and banned it from Alongo
in two thousand and seven.
Speaker 14 (25:52):
Why because he was because he was stealing girl, that's
what That's what he wants you to think.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Okay, so what's the true? No? But this this is
the thing.
Speaker 12 (26:02):
Wait wait, I can admit I don't know the truth,
but I'm not buying the fucking line that that they
had a falling out over over him stealing girls from
by the.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Way, that's crazy.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
So Trump said, I I banned him as a I
took away his club membership.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Okay, Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein was never a member of my
of the club ever.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
No, Trump said he was a manager. He's he's a
booty wrangler. What's the shirt underneath? This is my rifle,
this is my god for fighting, this is for fun.
That's from again again. Don't wear that in the game. Bar.
Speaker 18 (26:48):
If you take that shirt off and you have another tattoo,
I don't want to know it. So, uh, can I
just can I say why? I think Trump pardoned the
Texas congressman. Him and his wife were convicted of taking
a half a million dollars from two foreign countries, and
Trump pardoned him. Gee, I wonder where those two foreign
countries were. Maybe Saudi Arabia, Maybe maybe countries that that
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Trump is friendly with.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Trump loves foreign country.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
He loves foreign countries more than a fucking America.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
He paid. He loves Saudi Arabia. And no income taxes.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
It's already been there three times in eleven.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I'm gonna wait for the day when there's no income
taxes and then I'm gonna say, you know something, all
you guys that didn't like him, why don't you do something?
Why don't you stop paying income taxes just because you
feel like it. Let me tell the fact that you're
not going to be taxed on fifteen thousand dollars worth
of your tips, Tony, What if he gets rid of
income taxes?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I will dress from hey, they'll kill him. I think
they'll take kill I think they'll get rid of him
before that happens. What about the promised Trump no tax
on get rid of him soon?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Right?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
He did that, bro, And listen yo yo yo yo, no, no,
no hold on something because I go ahead, no, you go.
Are you gonna do taxes? You do taxes right?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
And a lot of your tips are claimed on your taxes, right.
So for whenever they signed that bill and it went
to effect, you're you're And again I don't allegedly your
will revisit this when you follow your taxes, your tips
for the last half of the year. I believe should
not be taxed. They should be returned to you. And
(28:23):
if it does happen, what are you gonna do? Are
you gonna wear if it does happen, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Matter what you think, It doesn't matter what you feel.
It does happen you the day.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I want to see your fucking tax returns and I
want you to wear a make America Great.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Again hat, Tony, we lost the whole room. I hate
it's left. I hate, I hate, I hate that. I
like Greek. I want to get naked, Tony. Okay, come
on listening.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Honestly, it comes across like you Drake the.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah. But when I'm trying to you were talking. Wait
wait no, no, hold on broken.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Every reporter they say Trump, what about Biden?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
What about Biden? What about Obama? I didn't say nothing
about one of my fucking when.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Everyone brings up Biden, did I do that?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Did I know that?
Speaker 14 (29:18):
I said Biden didn't have a p That's all I
said about imagine agreed mag supporter's response to anything negative Trump.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I had a bad guy, that guy in office for
four years. Do you know that guy that he was?
He was? What did he do? What? What did Biden
do for four years? One of them and eat ice
cream and fall off of bicycles? What? What dude? See?
This is this is what like? Yeah, this is what
sixteen year old my guy can walk upstairs.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
That's all I know, Tony, drink more of your cooler.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Of course it's orange like my guys heres to yours.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Jo. This guy fought for this country. Do you understand
I'm not gonna follow you. You come from criminals, Matush, Democrat.
Get out of here. Ron I hate Are you back?
I guess you help. I hate Matt. I hate you, Maddie,
I love Matt. Take more of this, brob I hate you.
I heard the saddest day.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
I heard the saddest thing I You came across my
feet somehow open. You said, oh, well, you know I
just go out, and you know I have a couple
of beers that kept Harts, and then I just go home.
I don't want to do nothing anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
It broke my fucking heart. I didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
You did say it.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
It's on the internet somewhere. You said that. I said this,
and you brought it to my eye. You understand you
made me cry. I hate me cry, Bronian. The truth
isn't much better. The only time I have drinks is
here at Hearts, and then you see I'm not a
big drink, and then the rest week I don't drink
I go home and I can say six seven six
(30:55):
seven to I don't know what the help.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Oh, it's Wednesday, Wednesday once we have a couple of
beers and then the rest of week have nothing.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
So this is here the dog. You don't drink on Tuesday. No,
I only drink on this day when we do this.
Let's stay here the rest of this to drink on
a Wednesday. Seven you left and then turn it to
(31:26):
Maga ship. Give it. That's what you wanted. You can't
tell you all down one second. You can't get You
can't tell.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
A guy with this on his on his gold give
him the fish like that hero.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
He's like me. He's against all. I'm against all. I'm
against all. I'm against all. But that's just against I
don't no, I get it, I get it. How did
I start this? What did I do? What you the
mega hats? Oh yeah it might have been my I
(32:00):
might have started And you said you were turning, bro
I don't know I was.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
But then I was ready to pull out like a
fucking Nancy Pelosi picture, and just like you, to bring.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
You back your smelling sauce. Smelling sau This is the craziness. Okay,
of what he's saying to me, got bad breath. This guy,
this guy bought in you. That's a whole lot. I
know she does.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
He say he bought in somebody for five hundred thousand, Right,
This lady has made more money than Warren Buffett.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
That's why I hate them all. They're both doing it
both sides. But will do how much Funny has made
in office? Yeah, not awesome.
Speaker 22 (32:43):
His first he was like, fuck it. Well, because they
point they do it. They should have let him win
the second time. We would have to go through this
and be off. But do you understand you're pulling? They
had all slow.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Now you got me involved. I know they all take
advantage of their make his first money as possible. He
came in as we were talking about stupid parts.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
He came in. He came in works what's six point
something billion.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
The only president in history who left the White House
after his first term one point something billion dollars poorer
than he went in. Oh, Donald Trump the first term.
Whether he made up for it or not, well, he
fucked up. That's what happened to him. He's the only president,
by the way that's look up. How much he's made
(33:32):
is the president. Yeah, a second term because everybody called
him in sane everybody said the second time around, no,
he's not gonna win.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
You guys are absolutely your fucking that conspiracy. You're fucking making.
Speaker 23 (33:47):
Me drink drink orange beer ron the color this is
like alcohol Trump now drinking Probably Trump isn't that big.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
The last time it was. My peeping was a cloudy once.
I had a yeast infection, not just scooped that up
from the gutter. That's that's from a homeless guy. That's
a disgusting point.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
By the way, this is from get pots beer culture.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
This is called zombie dust. Dude. It sounds like crystal.
Is that a real? What is zombie dust? Smell it?
It's like super fus Chicago, Palo.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Zombie dust is what Democrats drank to believe that Joe
Biden was alive.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Down to Trump, that's all, that's all I want. Down
to Trump. To Trump. Let me let me taste the beer.
Terrible Trump supportive, but let me taste you. Let me
test your Jewish beer to let me I'm juist.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Bear is called man Chevins.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
You let me challenge you. I'm jew I'm a little Jewish,
I know. Let me. Challenge you anything jewish about make
fun of Trump? Now, make fun of Trump. I need listen.
I called Trump a piece of ship. I called Trump
a piece of ship.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Michael Rubio says, Trump has a little baby.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
He's got a little baby hands. But you've got little
baby hands, right, I mean everything about you. Baby, can't compare.
I can't compare. Don't you compare Trump to me? I'm
a fucking winner Trump. Listen. The whole point is kind
of the winner. I'm taking heat over here of a
winner and you just gotta you just got a pardon me,
and that's it. Pardon. I need to be part of
(35:42):
this is I truly believe this. By the way, if
you want to get back on serious, listen to this.
If you want to get back on serious. Ex M
fucking hit him with something, bro, something Howard.
Speaker 21 (36:02):
Howard Stern lost all his fucking Republican mag of supporters because.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
He became woke.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Donald Trump don't like Howard Stern. Won't carry you old.
Donald Trump likes me.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Do you understand Donald Trump doesn't like Howard Stern?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
John Trump likes you too. Donald Trump, you because you
know something You're worth saving, Ron, Bro. You never talked
to Trump. I talked to him a dozen times. Not
not this. Trump likes you too.
Speaker 21 (36:28):
Donald Trump does not like Howard Stern. Howard Stern does
not like Howard trut me. Donald Trump likes you. Donald
Trump actually likes you. Does you reaked out to Donald Trump?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Ago, Donald Donald?
Speaker 7 (36:43):
We need to get that fucking woke lib trd Howard
Stern out of Syria's XM and say, Howard, I want
to come back and I want to fucking support you.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
He got Jimmy. Just tell him everything. Just tell him everything, Ron,
don't worry. Nobody's watching Donald Trump, so I can't go back.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Seriously, make one hundred dollars a Day's gonna be the intern.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
You're telling me you're making a hundred bucks a day
at serious ex What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
You don't pay anymore? Listen?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
How much is how war starting salary?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
How would his mind? Do you think Joe Rogan is
worried about? Say, sexe bro I talked to my penis
so big up the drumble. He just wasn't excited about.
It's a loud out here down there. You know it'd
does itself. They said they can hit me.
Speaker 24 (37:36):
Comings get your Tony Killy, But Michael, I love him. Yeah,
why is your mike vibrating? Because I'm Greek bro, Donald Trump.
I just want to bring you to my side, on
your side.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
No no, not no, no, no, no, you're not.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
I just almost advocate. I want you to be on
the side of They all suck. Yeah, but you can't.
I'm building. I'm building. I'm building an army of guys.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
They both saw. Yeah, but I.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Can't follow you on that because this guy is still
not acting like a politician.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
He's acting like a deranged lunatic. Yeah, don't let him be.
He's not a politician, is nothing. Humberine named. They're all
mad at him now, the Somalians, they're mad at him.
The guy you know, he found corruption.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
And he's saying, these guys are sending millions and billions
of dollars, I'm cutting them all off.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
And people are mad at him.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Why why why, as an American citizen, watch the entire
he comes through my feed. The feed, it's the feed,
that's why, fucking naga. Fucking feed.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah, you know what, my maga, let's let's put yo.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
You think we could do that, you think we could
like sell tickets and Ron like, we're going to box
each other.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
By the way, I can't fight today. I got a bed,
like I got a bad I can't. Let's go live.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
The last time I fought, I fucking threw a slice
of pizza across the street and missed by like fifty
feet on the right hook.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
You know what you should do. We should go live
Trump versus Biden. I want to arm wrestle me. Bro.
You've been single for how long?
Speaker 11 (39:27):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
You can't take I'm going to take down the mag
What are you still? How often do you fucking work?
You know, rubbing out? You rubbing it out? You gotta
give me, you gotta get No, you don't want to
see that. I look like Joyce the animal. Still you
on a fucking turnbuckle? You crazy basket?
Speaker 12 (39:50):
Oh great, Joyce, tess Lepardo, macaroney and cheese again, Joyce,
come back, come back, Joyce.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
We'll get his shirt back up. Look at him. Those
are the smallest man tits I've ever seen. They should
be bigger. Look did you say it? Did you say
eat a turnbuckle? That's yeah, man, that's why you're my turtle. No,
I'm not. You want the microphone back now just making
(40:16):
me crazy. We're gonna wrestle, bro, We're gonna goose go
and wrestling. No, no, no, we go. How about we
thumb wrestle with your toe thumbs? Bro? How about that?
I can't That's one thing I can't do. You can't left,
(40:39):
you can't get anything. You're wrestling a marine. This guy
pulled away. That's how we end. He's been on for
a minute. Right. I want to go because I'm gonna
eat some macaroni and cheese and the final thoughts. Let's go,
Final thoughts, Tony, what you learned today? I had a
(41:00):
great time. I learned now you learn though.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
I learned that my feed is showing me way too
much maga and that the higher world is showing Ron
way too much Democrat. Yes, that's how I grew up, Democrat,
Ron Ron, I grew up democrat. I went to the
store with food stamps. I believed in the whole system.
But the system isn't working anymore. Okay, so the system
is not working for United States citizens, is working for
(41:24):
everybody else. And don't get mad at the guy for
making things right. Sometimes you gotta crack a couple of
eggs and whatever. When you get when you get your
tax returned back. Okay, when you get.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Your tax with it. You know, I'll tell you one thing.
I'll tell you one thing. Listen, there's a lot of
and I'm not putting one with the other. And there's
a lot of immigrants, right, there's a lot of immigrants
in the case. And I have been seeing a hell
of a lot less straight cats. When's the less time
you seen a straight cat? That's a good point. When
was the last time you seen a straight cat? That's
(41:57):
a great point? At right? What's the face? Run? What's
with the face?
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Go to a story the fucking cat.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
There's feral cats everywhere? What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (42:06):
No, he's right, not by us, because you know why,
because I live in a Republican neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
You understand, we kill the cats. Give him a little
bit of this green stuff. It's called anti freeze. I'm
a little bit of bologna, and there's no more cats.
N you understand.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
You guys live with the cats and read Harry Potter
BER's and shut down the street.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Oh, let's not drive down the street because their sidewalks.
Let's just sit here and play fuckinguno. This is the
stupidest ship that's going on in your neighborhood. I grew
up in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
I cry like the American Unity, and used to cry
when they were picking up the garbage in the seventies. Jesus,
that's how I cried. Do you understand when I go
back to the storia makes me cry? Bro So I
cry out of my what's wrong with There's nothing wrong
with U. Don't play it in the middle of the street.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Across the double line. Cheese, no, no, no, Joyce is.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Bringing back I honestly think that Joyce's cousin might have
been the one who licked my asshole in nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Do you have a cousin named Ross? Okay? Well then
it wasn't huh.
Speaker 6 (43:07):
Anybody anyone else learned anything today, Jeorce, did you learn anything?
Speaker 1 (43:12):
You learned to love and Joyce learned to love and
hate a MAGA supporter. That's what you learned today. That's good,
Thank you. I didn't learn it, but you you, you
emphasized it.
Speaker 7 (43:24):
MAGA supporters are absolutely conspiracy theorist brainwashed.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Right. Well, they're fine, they're fine, fine, but don't worry.
A fucking mirror is going to steal your soul and
I'm a conspiracy You have that mirrors was silver?
Speaker 14 (43:40):
Oh that makes the difference, because the vibration is gonna take. Yeah,
the vibration is gonna I learned the new word today.
My testicles a vibrating right today emphasized.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah, definition fall. By the way, how do you I
also say birthdays and sky one? How hard hard?
Speaker 7 (44:05):
I say birthday? A birth that's a copy? Your comedy
really sucks?
Speaker 1 (44:14):
No, no, no, no no. Ron is one of the
funniest I've ever met my life. My tickets when we
u can I can? I can? I a politician. I
didn't vote for Scott Watson. You learned anything today. I
want Cardis to come to the first show. What happened
(44:38):
to that guy? You real quick? Get away from your cats.
I don't kill cats with baloney, sla Come to the show.
I can't even think that I drank so much. All Right,
we're gonna, We're gonna go.
Speaker 7 (44:53):
You don't want to hear what happened exactly forty years
ago at my high school.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
It's too much we can talk about. He about a
school shooting. That's a great way. Yeah, we had the
first one you're proud of that.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
It wasn't that's a Democrat, That's that's the ridiculous, but
the Democrat break.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
I'm proud to be the Redhead shooting the Redhead.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
Nothing nothing says Jewish like Ron wanted to have this fun.
Lice were talking about a fucking school shooting. It wasn't
even the first one because the Redhead was one of
the early ones.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Like oh, I don't like Mondays was the first school boom.
Speaker 6 (45:33):
The boomtown rats had the first I don't like school
shooting and they wrote a song about it.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I don't like Mondays. He goes not to school. We're
gonna go.
Speaker 8 (45:43):
I gotta eat some Uh. Can I bring some of
that home? Don't let these fucking animals touching. I need
to bring some of that home from my kids. Joyce,
all right, I want to thank you. I want to
thank Joyce and Gail for showing off. Next week, we're looking,
uh hopefully to have three fans here.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
We're up to two. Not bad bad. Jimmy would have
shut up. That would have been three. Oh Jimmy, Yeah,
Jimmy would have made three. We went out of our record.
That's all right. He's young Chase Tail two. All right,
i'm gonna go, I'm gonna
Matt. Matt's said he had it with this ship. Tony,
you move over, all right, I'm moving over, you host,
Tony P. I'm co hosting. You're co hosting. You know
how to co host?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Show me how you do?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I need a nervous show me how your ca host?
My co host? Like this, very beautiful? What do you do?
All right? A little shot to get you in the mood. Right,
I'm glad that you came back to civilization. You're wearing jeans. Oh, bro,
but there.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
No, no, no, no, no, he's doing absolutely perfect.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Bro, don't give me, don't give my secrets away. I'm
not giving any secrets away. I usually did the live
streams in my pajamay.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I know you got one leg up, my friend, the
one leg up in Queens on the one leg up,
the one leg up on the pants. He says he
invented it, and I have to think that he might.
I've never seen anybody do the one leg up until
like nineteen eighty nine, nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I've been doing one leg up in a for a
long time. Bro. For how long? Bro? I would say
twenty years? Yeah, but I'm talking about I'm talking about
forty years. One leg up. Yeah, one leg up. He
came out one day he had one leg up.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And then and that was the day after people started
doing and you were out Long Island.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So you guys caught the trend after we had the trend. N. Well, yeah,
you're right, we got everything. Second, you guys had sprats
on the water. Let's got his sprats on the sprats.
Remember Strat went to sprats.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Spratt sucks. I was always working bro I got sold into.
I was always working. I never went to Sprats on
the water. I never went to the Bonnie Bonn was awesome.
I gotta save Bonny Bond.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
They know they have to reunion if you want to
come this year they have reunions.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
There's like a couple of the old bartenders and they're
in manager and they're over there now. They're over there now.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Saying that's very local for Long Island. I'm sorry for
everybody else. That was a huge party. Man. I went
there next from Queen's used to go to bet.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
I got my jeans ripped off, and I decided, you
know what, so I went in my tidy whities.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Why the hell. I sort of had jeans still on,
but not really like that was a different time.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It was a different time, but there wasn't cell phones everywhere.
One person with a video camera caught you. Then they
had then you were too hot for TV. I pulled
my socks. I pulled my socks.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
All the way up. I looked good man, absolutely bro
I look good. The last Larry run down the street.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I used to get naked every every birthday my friends,
you know, and the last one was the fortieth birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
But I think I got to break it this one
has you think you.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Got the bodywere I used to get the body for
the naked Still, No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I gotta get back into shape.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I think I got a challenge ron to like a
fucking contest, A contest.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
I'm had a big I'm at Olympic level fitness Olympics.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
The Jewish Olympics.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I'm at i gotta be gotta be a Greek Olympic
level show Olympics.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Well, the Jewish Olympics. You use your mind, Jewish, I'm Greek.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I used my body, You use your asshole. DC idiots
had one fucking Olympic athlete bush which man Chevit.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Mox fits Cox Spins was your only Jewish Olympic.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Bro My had Greg, one of the greatest divers of
all time. Bro it's the Ginus. He cracked his head
and they had empty the pool. Remember that, that's all right,
all the little sides. She's gotta go out.
Speaker 9 (03:34):
You're gonna go I remember Greg lugs the Olympics, smacks
the back of his head on the on the board
and they had to cancel.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I literally had to fish them out. They had to cancel,
had cancel everything, and they had to drain.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
The pooled to tell you why, because his Greek father
was in the stand and he was Greg.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You don't have to get a get out.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Of yours is breaking.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's not how you're taking it, knows not. But it's
a good story. Greek, he's Greek. Yeah, Okay, damn it.
I have no more beer. Fucking gay, gay and Greeks.
It's what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Gay and Greeks, Jewish and money?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
All right? Well, Watson, uh, name one more Jewish athlete
that won a gold medal in the Olympics. Can you
do it? Seriously?
Speaker 9 (04:23):
Can any kofacts the Olympics?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
The act probably did you don't know. Look, he's googling it,
Google it. I mean that's what Google is good for.
Here's my top ten of Jewish athletes. Here's my pamphlet.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
We got royalty in the room, Pat Duffy, Wow, gentlemen,
good evening.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Fun fact.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Just the other day was the twentieth anniversary of The
Baby Bird, some would say the greatest opian anthony.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Bit of that time. He's I don't have beer right now,
cheers the pack do nothing, man, I can't hold the
baby bird.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
We need we need beers run the way that happen.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Don't worry, all right? So baby bird, the baby birds?
Are you al right with the mangasin? What the baby
bird is? The baby bird? Rogan was in studio, Bill
Burr was in studio.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Pat Duffy obviously was Pat from Pat from Monachy was
no longer with us.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
It was an egg dock drinking contest, Christmas drinking content,
so haalf from Anachi destroyed the competition. And then it
was time he couldn't hold anymore, and it came out.
I'm not anyone that knows the old and a ship.
It came out like a fire hose, over and over.
Joe Rogan says, it's the greatest thing he's ever seen.
(05:49):
And this fucking guy has seen aliens at this point.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Correct and uh and Pat Duffy put his head over
a garbage pail and it was like the you know,
a bird feeding his uh baby bird.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
That's why we nicknamed it the baby bird. It's literally
we have tried to put this on YouTube no less
than one hundred times and they keep pulling it. Then
you have to send it to me private anything. I
don't know wat it do I have a copy of.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
That's still the kid that was here last last week
and the week before.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Jimmy, Yeah, he sent me.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Uh, you guys doing the Thanksgiving some it was like
a Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Scripted Oh, it was a scripted thing.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
And you were sitting on the side and when you
guys were on the side and they were scripted.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Pat Duffy ate puke that night for his dad's sixtieth
birthday party that night told for sixtieth birthday.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
No, he ate puke that night. No, Pat Duffy is
a literal fucking legend. Patrick Duffy is the Transportation Secretary. No,
that's Patrick Duffy. No, it's something else Duffy.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
It's Patrick Duffy. Sure, yes, the transportation dude from road rules. Yes,
that's also is.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
His first thing.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
I know he's married to Rachel from uh from uh
friends from no from Real World.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
San Francisco. He was Seattle, right, I don't know what
he was. He was a lumberjack back in the day.
All right, Duffy.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
And you were so confident that you had a rhyme,
John duff sounds like a Vietnamese.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Kids off ton. Tony's a big maga guy. Yeah, why
why why why do you hate my guy? Ron? Why
do you hate him so much?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And Scott Watson big look, They said, Oh, the the
TIFFs are gonna bring him places and they're gonna bring Listen,
you know what's happening with the TIFFs. They're actually working.
Run You're not gonna have to pay tax on your tips.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Run you understand the work they're working. Christmas trees are
there's like a thousand dollars. Get over it.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
We don't need Christmas Street, We don't need Christmas tree.
You want Christmas tree in New York, going over there
to Rockefeller Center, visit the Christmas tree, Christmas tree tree,
buy a Chinese Christmas tree unless che year after the
year after year.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Why you need from.
Speaker 11 (08:08):
Maxwellhouse a can of Maxwell House French roast dot coffee
used to be eleven seventy nine right now, because a
fucking terrorists, because we don't grow coffee in America.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
There's a fifty term. You're absolutely wrong, Ron. The problem is,
first of all, if you would shut your mouth. The
problem is we we we do grow coffee in America.
We grow it in Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico is not
allowed to sell to the United States. These are things
that need to be worked out.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Nobody is breaking Puerto Rican coffee.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Only kind of Puerto Rican in the road. What's going
to you? Am? I right, they're not allow, We're not allowed.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Come on, I know I heard this morning the only
we all A bun of my comedy started in Puerto
Rican rooms.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I follow a lot of Puerto Rican you know people.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
And.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, you know, my life is a bro.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Look at joys Hers, Her horns are popping out of
her silver hair.
Speaker 12 (09:06):
Right, Come on over here, Joys and speak some of
that dirty Spanish.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, yeah, you don't even know.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You don't know the stories of Puerto Rican women. All right,
come over here. You got to calm down the room
a little bit.
Speaker 13 (09:26):
This time.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I don't like Puerto Ricans. Now now what I'm done.
I'm done.
Speaker 11 (09:33):
I'm done with that whole culture.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Done. Sorry I went out much. Sorry to me, I'm
not you know, I went out with a Porto. I
went out. I went out with a Puerto Rican girl.
The first Christmas I spent with her, I was like, Wow,
I'm in a whole different world. She literally, this is
the truth. Got hubcaps for Christmas? You that hacked? That's
(09:56):
I mean.
Speaker 13 (09:57):
You have a habit of picking very beautiful women.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I'm a good well I used to be. I used
to be a good looking guy. Every girl I was
with was beautiful. That's got moved.
Speaker 13 (10:06):
She was, she was gorgeous. She was all right, she
was beautiful. She was gorgeous, beautiful.
Speaker 11 (10:13):
One was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Come on, you grabbed that one too. That's Joyce.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
That wasn't.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
She moves. Joyce just a big guy, that's what. That
wasn't a leg Oh that's not a batister. Let me
tell you. Actually, that's not my walker. I know. And
this is what I heard.
Speaker 13 (10:46):
I believe lavas is grown in last Puerto Rico and
they can't put.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I watched something on it came across my feet.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Okay, and it was a bunch of they said it
was Puerto Rican farmers and portant and then I'm a
Puerto Rican farmer. I grow avocados. I can't sell them
in these states. I'm a Puerto Rican farmer. I grow coffee.
I can't sell them in the States. I mean, whether
it was AI generated or bullshit it.
Speaker 13 (11:14):
They have all those farms and manufacturing out there bringing
it here.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I'm just telling them.
Speaker 13 (11:20):
The United States.
Speaker 14 (11:21):
Now, I don't hold on.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
I just want to say, we got massive MAGA supporters here.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
We got Tony Wears loves. They love the Donald Trump.
One of my favorite thing, one of my favorite things.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
About Donald Trump is when uh Puerto Rico had all
that natural disaster.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
And out of the kindness of Donald.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Trump's sincere beautiful hot did you see what he did
when he went to Puerto Rico to help them with
their fucking natural disaster.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
He was throwing out Puerto Rican paper towels.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Yeah, but you want to and President Trump. Trump's a
fun time guy, that's all he is. He's a fun
time guy that got elected. He's the best stand up
comic in the country right now.
Speaker 12 (12:09):
I think, Look, I could easily be a Trump sport
Watch like he alreadyknew was a disaster.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Like everyone is in the in the headspace this sucks.
He's like, we all know this sucks. Let's have fun.
We started throwing the paper towels at people.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It was giving out paper towels like they were doing
like the T shirt.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Like what the T shirt came? That's like, it was fun.
You get a paper Let me let me tell you.
Let me tell you something. What did your guys do?
What did your guys do?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
They got they got dressed in African god and then
did some kind of weird crazy Yeah you don't remember that.
Somebody says about you didn't see Pelosi and the Democrats.
They they dressed in like some kind of African gog and.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, and they knelt down.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
This is what This is why maga people think that
Democrats are crazy, because this actually happened. And you have
no like die that these things happen. You want this
is what I wanted to say. Actually, I'm sorry this morning. Uh,
when you guys, when you guys were talking to each other, no, no, no,
I I was. I was listening to Ron and I
was listening to what Ron was saying. And it was
(13:14):
like I felt the same way, but on the opposite direction.
So it's like he's seeing stuff that I'm not seeing.
I'm seeing I'm assuming the stuff that he's seeing because
I'm not gonna watch.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You heard me defend Trump, right, Yeah.
Speaker 15 (13:30):
I'm at I mean, I just my thing is that
because I need that party man. Of course, No, he's
coming and I'm done with this party.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Listen, I'm done with the windows I have. I have
a road. I have a solution for that.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I have a friend who actually has Baron's phone number.
Speaker 16 (13:52):
They text each other. I'm that close. Baron Trump is
a grey, Baron Trump's time traveler. I think Baron Trump
is Donald Trump, just like Reborn.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I think you might be.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
You know they're cloning people who I think you might
You know they've cloned people.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I know, we know they clone people. So why is
it so far fit runs of weevil? Did you know
that Baron Trump?
Speaker 7 (14:17):
You know what he said to Biden when when Trump
he said, you're fucking done now.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Good thing, Yes, something he's doing it from the kindness
of his heart. He said, you know something, you you
old man, that they've been bringing you around, traveling around.
You don't even know who you are. You're done now
you can rest old man. That's how he meant it.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I saw that big bless America. No Biden was all
like like Smiley and Baron said something that Biden. Biden
just his whole soul.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Biden's soul dropped when he was coming down to escalated
and holding him up with his wife. Everybody's going at
canvas always what's wrong? I don't understand. I don't know
this stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
You don't know. I thought. She's like, I don't know
what she's dating because she thinks the Macrones. I don't
watch TV. She thinks the Macrones are killing up. I
don't know what a macron is.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Okay, there's some guy named Macron, right, some French guy.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
The French. The French guy. She keeps saying that his
wife is a transmission right, Okay. Crohn's wife kind of
looks like yeah, and she's saying that.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
She has proof that she's releasing that they have plotted
and have put millions of millions of dollars to have
her perish.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
What do you think of that? That's this is the
other thing.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I'm just saying the world, the world as okay, let's conspiracy,
So hold.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
On, so we have hold on? What second though? But
we have everyone we have. We have a female right
who is black? Correct? Black female? Where right? Right?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
She's a black female, but because she's a Republican, she's
no good. We have a gay we have the gay
guy right if he was Democrat and the gay guy
that got left the let out right, Yeah, he got
pardoned whatever he ripped people off? Right, if he was Democrat,
it would nobody would have reported it.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Do you know? Do you know who? Do you have
any idea?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Who?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Who Biden pardoned? Do you have any idea? Let me
ask you from everybody.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
That was on, who decides besides his son who besides
his crack smoking son.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
They're all right, it was auto. That's why. That's why
his pick down autopen, brainwashed, brainwash. You watched the media.
I'll tell you why.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Someone that has that much power, the French president, right,
they were just.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
You would never know it happened. Yeah, but this.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Talking and all that is bullshit and plays in plays yeah,
because she said it all up. It plays it to
her clicks. Some that is so powerful. The ship that
goes on that we have no idea about. If someone
wants to take you out. That is as powerful as
the French president. Get You would never know is coming.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
It would be.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Over you be overs not talking, and we're not talking.
Calvin Klein, You've got to see Kate, right, there's there's
no talking.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
There's no talking. You get see Kate. You know, well
do you know what I'm talking about? I don't know
the other guy, the other guy that caught it, like,
oh yeah, right, you can see Kate, all right, right,
all right, he was very good friends.
Speaker 12 (17:50):
My point is there's no talking that's coming from her
to get clicks. I'm telling you because if someone like
McCall macron Macron wanted to.
Speaker 17 (17:59):
He could had it done. His hands would be clean.
Here's the real question. You would never see it coming.
You think she's got a wagon? Yes, I mean it
looks a little weird, It looks a little What do
you think about our looks like a X guy? I
want Michael, Michael, you think Michael?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
No? So what was swinging on the on the de
Generous show? No, you should know that. I don't know
saying it was a microphone?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Maybe you ever wrote you you ever you ever wore
your microphone on your penis?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
When you're dancing and swings. Dude, I got plenty of
room my penis for shure me cool bro, especially in
the done there. You have a lot of rooms. I
can it's irish.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Come on, well listen, I have a tattoo in a room.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
In a room. If we were standing naked, I'd be doing. Okay,
that's what I gotta And the next one is wrong, dude,
I got come on, I gotta pick to pieces, bro,
break have a we don't have.
Speaker 18 (19:03):
I got confidence, I can show it right now, got choice,
right now?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
You beat me over those days we need is joyce
since you speak some of that dirty Spanish and.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Read out. No, I got a tattoo, it says tiny.
All I need is then I.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Miss Scott's Scott wants to do his hacked penis.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Show have tattooed. Its just tiny.
Speaker 19 (19:29):
But when I'm at full yeah, corn, No, it's just
tykind of rogan. New York all right, man, but that's
not how you spelled. There's no wyant, there's no wine
in New York.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
There. It is the same. Your thing. You got to thumbs,
don't you run, don't make you got them too? You too?
Look I got I got shiitty thumbs, I got girl.
Oh yeah, bro, you know what's wrong with my fu?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Like fucking uh the Wizard of Oz the Shoe.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Because every time you I would talk about shoe, you
know that.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
You know that everyone that was in the Wizard of
Oz like that died a horrendous death.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Horrendous.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
My roommate is the like the expert on the Wizard
of Oz.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah, and Harry Potter, you live with a man with
the past, Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I saw that this morning. That's pretty creepy. Bro.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
You're gonna wake up one day he's gonna be standing
over you with his one.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Well no, they also have powdered soap, so it takes
now he does when.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Them when the when the rents do he goes.
Speaker 20 (20:40):
Yeah, our bottomness swallow. This is I was talking about
this morning. Ron Weasley stinks. He's a wizard and he's poor.
How is that possible?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
You make money.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Ring ten sixteen five straight five bucks?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Come on, that's twenty five grand right there. He can't
figure that out. How does he go to school poor?
You're a wizard? Idiot? So man, guess you trump pardoned today?
Tell me he pon? It wasn't me, I don't have
a ship. Me, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
So this is what I true did to understand Democrat.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
We were having too much fun. So they gotta do this, right,
You gotta do that. You's got to get off camera
before he wax you in the head with something.
Speaker 13 (21:27):
With his giant marine.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
What what does your sweatshirt saying?
Speaker 6 (21:31):
All right, it's Scott Watson has a sweatshirt, says dear
person behind me.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
The world is a better place with you in it.
Love the person in front of.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I'm gonna call you something right now, though, don't ever,
ever ever wear that shirt.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
And the gay bar a gay boy. That's why m
chairs you being able to listen. Gay boss are the
most fun place in the world. No, but yeah, I
would know you know something. I frequent them. I just
remember it's my wife. So the only just say it's Scott.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
You're gonna appreciate this, and this is the God's on
the truth.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
And my roommate will tell you the only the only
serious relationship my roommate ever had, and it was like
a very serious five year relationship with a with a
fucking marine.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
My roommate's boyfriend. Now it was a fucking marine I.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Got, I have the pictures.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
There's a picture with my roommate with his boyfriend who's
a marine.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I didn't think days were allowed of the marine, Scott. Huh.
Instead of saying hoorrah, they just said hooray. So my
Scott laughing.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Ron, Have you ever come home and there's been a
a marine like a for you? Have you ever dressed
up as a marine for folloween? You like with the
officer and and gentleman.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I went as Tom Cruise once as in a few
good men.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
No, So who did Trump partons? Might have gotten his
Tom Cruise when in Tropic Thunder? That body suits you,
we'll hire.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
So this is what I understand. Trump is parted in
every by the way, what and he says, what's the
reason for parting?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (23:29):
George Santos, because he goes, George Santos is a true
MAGA supporter, Joe. He said, George Santos, George Santos supported me,
and this is my this and then I'm gonna reward
him for being a Trump supporter in a magasport.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
But harding all the Republicans list this is where I
supported Trump. They all do that ship. But at least
Trump admits it.
Speaker 12 (23:51):
Okay, I'm taking care of my own people, turning into
a maga support from of everyone's eyes, Reddish.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I'm getting that.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
Hey, now I had This is what I don't understand,
and this happened today. Tell me Trump pardoned Texas Congressman
Henry Coolier and his wife because they they were caught
taking five hundred thousand dollars a half a million dollars
in bribe from foreign countries.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Why did Trump pardon him? Why did Trump parton the Democrat?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Because it's because you know something, because he's a good guy, exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Why can't you just admitt it's I don't even know
what I think I heard what I Trump? Do you understand?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Do you understand that Trump is that Trump set up
bases all across the country both times for Jesse Jackson's
run for president.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Do you know that? Did you know that?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Did you know that Trump house Jennifer Hudson's family after
there was all some kind of debacle? Did you know
that he took Michael Jackson in when everybody's calling him
a pedophile? So how can a man like that just
overnight be a racist?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Don't keep going?
Speaker 21 (24:57):
Did you also know that Jeffrey Upstream said, Donald Trump's
the worst person you ever met.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
The worst pedophile is the worst person I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Great.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yeah, because that's great, because a pedophile will hang out
with a pedophile.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
A pedophile won't hang out with a person doesn't conform
by that. Am I right or wrong? I mean, I
don't know if you were a pedophile, if you were
a pedophile. Oh my god, we just lost our two
fans after that, our two fans. That's all right, they're
not going nowhere coming back. She just left enough to
break Joyce back. She just left. I'm getting naked in
(25:34):
a few Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I don't know any seen that.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Trump were very close. Yeah, but he cut him off,
did he not? Did they were best friend?
Speaker 7 (25:44):
No?
Speaker 13 (25:44):
No, no no.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Trump stopped speaking to Epstein and banned it from Alongo
in two thousand and seven.
Speaker 14 (25:52):
Why because he was because he was stealing girl, that's
what That's what he wants you to think.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Okay, so what's the true? No? But this this is
the thing.
Speaker 12 (26:02):
Wait wait, I can admit I don't know the truth,
but I'm not buying the fucking line that that they
had a falling out over over him stealing girls from
by the.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Way, that's crazy.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
So Trump said, I I banned him as a I
took away his club membership.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Okay, Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein was never a member of my
of the club ever.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
No, Trump said he was a manager. He's he's a
booty wrangler. What's the shirt underneath? This is my rifle,
this is my god for fighting, this is for fun.
That's from again again. Don't wear that in the game. Bar.
Speaker 18 (26:48):
If you take that shirt off and you have another tattoo,
I don't want to know it. So, uh, can I
just can I say why? I think Trump pardoned the
Texas congressman. Him and his wife were convicted of taking
a half a million dollars from two foreign countries, and
Trump pardoned him. Gee, I wonder where those two foreign
countries were. Maybe Saudi Arabia, Maybe maybe countries that that
(27:11):
Trump is friendly with.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Trump loves foreign country.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
He loves foreign countries more than a fucking America.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
He paid. He loves Saudi Arabia. And no income taxes.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
It's already been there three times in eleven.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I'm gonna wait for the day when there's no income
taxes and then I'm gonna say, you know something, all
you guys that didn't like him, why don't you do something?
Why don't you stop paying income taxes just because you
feel like it. Let me tell the fact that you're
not going to be taxed on fifteen thousand dollars worth
of your tips, Tony, What if he gets rid of
income taxes?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I will dress from hey, they'll kill him. I think
they'll take kill I think they'll get rid of him
before that happens. What about the promised Trump no tax
on get rid of him soon?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Right?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
He did that, bro, And listen yo yo yo yo, no, no,
no hold on something because I go ahead, no, you go.
Are you gonna do taxes? You do taxes right?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
And a lot of your tips are claimed on your taxes, right.
So for whenever they signed that bill and it went
to effect, you're you're And again I don't allegedly your
will revisit this when you follow your taxes, your tips
for the last half of the year. I believe should
not be taxed. They should be returned to you. And
(28:23):
if it does happen, what are you gonna do? Are
you gonna wear if it does happen, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Matter what you think, It doesn't matter what you feel.
It does happen you the day.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I want to see your fucking tax returns and I
want you to wear a make America Great.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Again hat, Tony, we lost the whole room. I hate
it's left. I hate, I hate, I hate that. I
like Greek. I want to get naked, Tony. Okay, come
on listening.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Honestly, it comes across like you Drake the.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah. But when I'm trying to you were talking. Wait
wait no, no, hold on broken.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Every reporter they say Trump, what about Biden?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
What about Biden? What about Obama? I didn't say nothing
about one of my fucking when.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Everyone brings up Biden, did I do that?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Did I know that?
Speaker 14 (29:18):
I said Biden didn't have a p That's all I
said about imagine agreed mag supporter's response to anything negative Trump.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I had a bad guy, that guy in office for
four years. Do you know that guy that he was?
He was? What did he do? What? What did Biden
do for four years? One of them and eat ice
cream and fall off of bicycles? What? What dude? See?
This is this is what like? Yeah, this is what
sixteen year old my guy can walk upstairs.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
That's all I know, Tony, drink more of your cooler.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Of course it's orange like my guys heres to yours.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Jo. This guy fought for this country. Do you understand
I'm not gonna follow you. You come from criminals, Matush, Democrat.
Get out of here. Ron I hate Are you back?
I guess you help. I hate Matt. I hate you, Maddie,
I love Matt. Take more of this, brob I hate you.
I heard the saddest day.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
I heard the saddest thing I You came across my
feet somehow open. You said, oh, well, you know I
just go out, and you know I have a couple
of beers that kept Harts, and then I just go home.
I don't want to do nothing anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
It broke my fucking heart. I didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
You did say it.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
It's on the internet somewhere. You said that. I said this,
and you brought it to my eye. You understand you
made me cry. I hate me cry, Bronian. The truth
isn't much better. The only time I have drinks is
here at Hearts, and then you see I'm not a
big drink, and then the rest week I don't drink
I go home and I can say six seven six
(30:55):
seven to I don't know what the help.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Oh, it's Wednesday, Wednesday once we have a couple of
beers and then the rest of week have nothing.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
So this is here the dog. You don't drink on Tuesday. No,
I only drink on this day when we do this.
Let's stay here the rest of this to drink on
a Wednesday. Seven you left and then turn it to
(31:26):
Maga ship. Give it. That's what you wanted. You can't
tell you all down one second. You can't get You
can't tell.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
A guy with this on his on his gold give
him the fish like that hero.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
He's like me. He's against all. I'm against all. I'm
against all. I'm against all. But that's just against I
don't no, I get it, I get it. How did
I start this? What did I do? What you the
mega hats? Oh yeah it might have been my I
(32:00):
might have started And you said you were turning, bro
I don't know I was.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
But then I was ready to pull out like a
fucking Nancy Pelosi picture, and just like you, to bring.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
You back your smelling sauce. Smelling sau This is the craziness. Okay,
of what he's saying to me, got bad breath. This guy,
this guy bought in you. That's a whole lot. I
know she does.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
He say he bought in somebody for five hundred thousand, Right,
This lady has made more money than Warren Buffett.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
That's why I hate them all. They're both doing it
both sides. But will do how much Funny has made
in office? Yeah, not awesome.
Speaker 22 (32:43):
His first he was like, fuck it. Well, because they
point they do it. They should have let him win
the second time. We would have to go through this
and be off. But do you understand you're pulling? They
had all slow.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Now you got me involved. I know they all take
advantage of their make his first money as possible. He
came in as we were talking about stupid parts.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
He came in. He came in works what's six point
something billion.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
The only president in history who left the White House
after his first term one point something billion dollars poorer
than he went in. Oh, Donald Trump the first term.
Whether he made up for it or not, well, he
fucked up. That's what happened to him. He's the only president,
by the way that's look up. How much he's made
(33:32):
is the president. Yeah, a second term because everybody called
him in sane everybody said the second time around, no,
he's not gonna win.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
You guys are absolutely your fucking that conspiracy. You're fucking making.
Speaker 23 (33:47):
Me drink drink orange beer ron the color this is
like alcohol Trump now drinking Probably Trump isn't that big.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
The last time it was. My peeping was a cloudy once.
I had a yeast infection, not just scooped that up
from the gutter. That's that's from a homeless guy. That's
a disgusting point.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
By the way, this is from get pots beer culture.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
This is called zombie dust. Dude. It sounds like crystal.
Is that a real? What is zombie dust? Smell it?
It's like super fus Chicago, Palo.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Zombie dust is what Democrats drank to believe that Joe
Biden was alive.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Down to Trump, that's all, that's all I want. Down
to Trump. To Trump. Let me let me taste the beer.
Terrible Trump supportive, but let me taste you. Let me
test your Jewish beer to let me I'm juist.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Bear is called man Chevins.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
You let me challenge you. I'm jew I'm a little Jewish,
I know. Let me. Challenge you anything jewish about make
fun of Trump? Now, make fun of Trump. I need listen.
I called Trump a piece of ship. I called Trump
a piece of ship.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Michael Rubio says, Trump has a little baby.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
He's got a little baby hands. But you've got little
baby hands, right, I mean everything about you. Baby, can't compare.
I can't compare. Don't you compare Trump to me? I'm
a fucking winner Trump. Listen. The whole point is kind
of the winner. I'm taking heat over here of a
winner and you just gotta you just got a pardon me,
and that's it. Pardon. I need to be part of
(35:42):
this is I truly believe this. By the way, if
you want to get back on serious, listen to this.
If you want to get back on serious. Ex M
fucking hit him with something, bro, something Howard.
Speaker 21 (36:02):
Howard Stern lost all his fucking Republican mag of supporters because.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
He became woke.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Donald Trump don't like Howard Stern. Won't carry you old.
Donald Trump likes me.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Do you understand Donald Trump doesn't like Howard Stern?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
John Trump likes you too. Donald Trump, you because you
know something You're worth saving, Ron, Bro. You never talked
to Trump. I talked to him a dozen times. Not
not this. Trump likes you too.
Speaker 21 (36:28):
Donald Trump does not like Howard Stern. Howard Stern does
not like Howard trut me. Donald Trump likes you. Donald
Trump actually likes you. Does you reaked out to Donald Trump?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Ago, Donald Donald?
Speaker 7 (36:43):
We need to get that fucking woke lib trd Howard
Stern out of Syria's XM and say, Howard, I want
to come back and I want to fucking support you.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
He got Jimmy. Just tell him everything. Just tell him everything, Ron,
don't worry. Nobody's watching Donald Trump, so I can't go back.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Seriously, make one hundred dollars a Day's gonna be the intern.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
You're telling me you're making a hundred bucks a day
at serious ex What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
You don't pay anymore? Listen?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
How much is how war starting salary?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
How would his mind? Do you think Joe Rogan is
worried about? Say, sexe bro I talked to my penis
so big up the drumble. He just wasn't excited about.
It's a loud out here down there. You know it'd
does itself. They said they can hit me.
Speaker 24 (37:36):
Comings get your Tony Killy, But Michael, I love him. Yeah,
why is your mike vibrating? Because I'm Greek bro, Donald Trump.
I just want to bring you to my side, on
your side.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
No no, not no, no, no, no, you're not.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
I just almost advocate. I want you to be on
the side of They all suck. Yeah, but you can't.
I'm building. I'm building. I'm building an army of guys.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
They both saw. Yeah, but I.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Can't follow you on that because this guy is still
not acting like a politician.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
He's acting like a deranged lunatic. Yeah, don't let him be.
He's not a politician, is nothing. Humberine named. They're all
mad at him now, the Somalians, they're mad at him.
The guy you know, he found corruption.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
And he's saying, these guys are sending millions and billions
of dollars, I'm cutting them all off.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
And people are mad at him.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Why why why, as an American citizen, watch the entire
he comes through my feed. The feed, it's the feed,
that's why, fucking naga. Fucking feed.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah, you know what, my maga, let's let's put yo.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
You think we could do that, you think we could
like sell tickets and Ron like, we're going to box
each other.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
By the way, I can't fight today. I got a bed,
like I got a bad I can't. Let's go live.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
The last time I fought, I fucking threw a slice
of pizza across the street and missed by like fifty
feet on the right hook.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
You know what you should do. We should go live
Trump versus Biden. I want to arm wrestle me. Bro.
You've been single for how long?
Speaker 11 (39:27):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
You can't take I'm going to take down the mag
What are you still? How often do you fucking work?
You know, rubbing out? You rubbing it out? You gotta
give me, you gotta get No, you don't want to
see that. I look like Joyce the animal. Still you
on a fucking turnbuckle? You crazy basket?
Speaker 12 (39:50):
Oh great, Joyce, tess Lepardo, macaroney and cheese again, Joyce,
come back, come back, Joyce.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
We'll get his shirt back up. Look at him. Those
are the smallest man tits I've ever seen. They should
be bigger. Look did you say it? Did you say
eat a turnbuckle? That's yeah, man, that's why you're my turtle. No,
I'm not. You want the microphone back now just making
(40:16):
me crazy. We're gonna wrestle, bro, We're gonna goose go
and wrestling. No, no, no, we go. How about we
thumb wrestle with your toe thumbs? Bro? How about that?
I can't That's one thing I can't do. You can't left,
(40:39):
you can't get anything. You're wrestling a marine. This guy
pulled away. That's how we end. He's been on for
a minute. Right. I want to go because I'm gonna
eat some macaroni and cheese and the final thoughts. Let's go,
Final thoughts, Tony, what you learned today? I had a
(41:00):
great time. I learned now you learn though.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
I learned that my feed is showing me way too
much maga and that the higher world is showing Ron
way too much Democrat. Yes, that's how I grew up, Democrat,
Ron Ron, I grew up democrat. I went to the
store with food stamps. I believed in the whole system.
But the system isn't working anymore. Okay, so the system
is not working for United States citizens, is working for
(41:24):
everybody else. And don't get mad at the guy for
making things right. Sometimes you gotta crack a couple of
eggs and whatever. When you get when you get your
tax returned back. Okay, when you get.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Your tax with it. You know, I'll tell you one thing.
I'll tell you one thing. Listen, there's a lot of
and I'm not putting one with the other. And there's
a lot of immigrants, right, there's a lot of immigrants
in the case. And I have been seeing a hell
of a lot less straight cats. When's the less time
you seen a straight cat? That's a good point. When
was the last time you seen a straight cat? That's
(41:57):
a great point? At right? What's the face? Run? What's
with the face?
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Go to a story the fucking cat.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
There's feral cats everywhere? What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (42:06):
No, he's right, not by us, because you know why,
because I live in a Republican neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
You understand, we kill the cats. Give him a little
bit of this green stuff. It's called anti freeze. I'm
a little bit of bologna, and there's no more cats.
N you understand.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
You guys live with the cats and read Harry Potter
BER's and shut down the street.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Oh, let's not drive down the street because their sidewalks.
Let's just sit here and play fuckinguno. This is the
stupidest ship that's going on in your neighborhood. I grew
up in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
I cry like the American Unity, and used to cry
when they were picking up the garbage in the seventies. Jesus,
that's how I cried. Do you understand when I go
back to the storia makes me cry? Bro So I
cry out of my what's wrong with There's nothing wrong
with U. Don't play it in the middle of the street.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Across the double line. Cheese, no, no, no, Joyce is.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Bringing back I honestly think that Joyce's cousin might have
been the one who licked my asshole in nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Do you have a cousin named Ross? Okay? Well then
it wasn't huh.
Speaker 6 (43:07):
Anybody anyone else learned anything today, Jeorce, did you learn anything?
Speaker 1 (43:12):
You learned to love and Joyce learned to love and
hate a MAGA supporter. That's what you learned today. That's good,
Thank you. I didn't learn it, but you you, you
emphasized it.
Speaker 7 (43:24):
MAGA supporters are absolutely conspiracy theorist brainwashed.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Right. Well, they're fine, they're fine, fine, but don't worry.
A fucking mirror is going to steal your soul and
I'm a conspiracy You have that mirrors was silver?
Speaker 14 (43:40):
Oh that makes the difference, because the vibration is gonna take. Yeah,
the vibration is gonna I learned the new word today.
My testicles a vibrating right today emphasized.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah, definition fall. By the way, how do you I
also say birthdays and sky one? How hard hard?
Speaker 7 (44:05):
I say birthday? A birth that's a copy? Your comedy
really sucks?
Speaker 1 (44:14):
No, no, no, no no. Ron is one of the
funniest I've ever met my life. My tickets when we
u can I can? I can? I a politician. I
didn't vote for Scott Watson. You learned anything today. I
want Cardis to come to the first show. What happened
(44:38):
to that guy? You real quick? Get away from your cats.
I don't kill cats with baloney, sla Come to the show.
I can't even think that I drank so much. All Right,
we're gonna, We're gonna go.
Speaker 7 (44:53):
You don't want to hear what happened exactly forty years
ago at my high school.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
It's too much we can talk about. He about a
school shooting. That's a great way. Yeah, we had the
first one you're proud of that.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
It wasn't that's a Democrat, That's that's the ridiculous, but
the Democrat break.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
I'm proud to be the Redhead shooting the Redhead.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
Nothing nothing says Jewish like Ron wanted to have this fun.
Lice were talking about a fucking school shooting. It wasn't
even the first one because the Redhead was one of
the early ones.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Like oh, I don't like Mondays was the first school boom.
Speaker 6 (45:33):
The boomtown rats had the first I don't like school
shooting and they wrote a song about it.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I don't like Mondays. He goes not to school. We're
gonna go.
Speaker 8 (45:43):
I gotta eat some Uh. Can I bring some of
that home? Don't let these fucking animals touching. I need
to bring some of that home from my kids. Joyce,
all right, I want to thank you. I want to
thank Joyce and Gail for showing off. Next week, we're looking,
uh hopefully to have three fans here.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
We're up to two. Not bad bad. Jimmy would have
shut up. That would have been three. Oh Jimmy, Yeah,
Jimmy would have made three. We went out of our record.
That's all right. He's young Chase Tail two. All right,
i'm gonna go, I'm gonna
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