October 3, 2025 • 42 mins
Join Opie for a wild FU Friday on the Opie Radio podcast, live from Manhattan as the sun rises! In this quick-hitting episode, Opie unloads on the government shutdown, Congress getting paid while workers suffer, and the absurdity of cancel culture targeting Netflix over a cartoon. He dives into New York City’s mayoral mess, rants about Trump’s war on bike lanes, and shares a hilarious tip to avoid soggy hot dog buns. From Red Sox heartbreak to P. Diddy’s sentencing and OJ Simpson’s acquittal anniversary, Opie’s got gripes, laughs, and unfiltered takes. Plus, he tackles listener FUs like loud FaceTime calls and hungover teachers. Don’t miss this raw, funny, and chaotic ride!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, it's gonna be a quick one this morning
because I'm turtling. If you need to know the truth,
I'm about to play bingo in my underpants. So we
gotta move through this one. It is a f you Friday,
Good morning, Welcome to my live stream. We are Yeah,
we're looking over Manhattan as the sun comes up. How
(00:21):
beautiful is that. It's so peaceful and nice. It's the
best part of the day. And then you know, you
hit that street and everyone's hustling, everyone's in a bad mood,
everyone's ready for a confrontation. Fun, fun, fun. Let us
know in the chat what bothered you this week? Okay,
(00:41):
but the big news man, date three of the government shutdown.
I predicted that it ends today, but we'll have to
wait and say what's going on? Nick? I say it
has to end today because I don't think the Democrats
have a choice. The Republicans are holding them hostage. They
don't want to negotiate, and the longer this thing goes on,
(01:03):
the Democrats are gonna lose all sorts of things they
love and believe in. So Mike gut says this thing
ends today, But I don't know. I don't know I'll
tell you this much. And it goes with the fu theme.
As the government has shut down, you know a lot
of people are furloughed. That means you're not working right now,
but you got your jobs when the government comes back.
(01:26):
Some people are just sitting there knowing they'll never get
back pay. Some people will be losing their jobs over this.
Guess who continues to get paid. You want to guess
who continues to get paid as the government continues to
(01:46):
be shut down. That would be Congress, all the senators
and representatives down there in Washington. Man, A government shutdown
doesn't affect them. Why would it. They they put in
place a very long time ago. If the government shuts down,
we still get paid bitches. So they're still getting paid.
(02:11):
So they could take their sweet old time. They could
dig in. It's not gonna hurt me. I don't care
how long this thing lasts. I'm gonna get a paycheck
no matter what. So they're actually getting paid to do
the one job they're supposed to do, and that's to
basically pass bills down there was Washington, and they're not
doing that. So they're not doing their jobs officially, but
(02:33):
still getting paid for that. Particular job. Oh my god,
with that is saying good morning to Dick. We all
should be outraged by that. Rj Hnters ted Paalawada. We
got the gal. We got Scott Watson up the river?
Oh my god, do I have a river song for
Scott Watson today? Rolling, rolling, rolling up the river? I
(02:57):
don't know, right, I guess sure? Why not? What's short?
How were you? Jay Warren? Good morning Jay? How are
you buddy? I've been bothered this week by Jimmy Norton. Wait,
Jimmy Norton's bothering you. I haven't thought of Jimmy Norton
in a long time, although I did reach out to
him when Ozzie died. I thought it was the right
thing to do. That's it. And everyone's like, oh my god,
(03:18):
this means an opiate Anthony reunion. No it doesn't. I
just know how much Ozzie meant to Jimmy. And when
Ozzie died, I just wrote him a little text. He
wrote back. We had a little back and forth noting nothing,
you know, earth shattering, and that was it. And then
I went back to really not thinking about the guy.
Why did he bother you this week? Let us let
(03:39):
us all know. Okay, Andy vallin Good morning Andy, he
goes morning O. Pappy Friday. Yes, Andy, I gotta get
you back on this damn thing. Andy. We got to
do some more fews. But yeah, the big news is
the government shutdown. Oh bye, oh my god, oh my god.
How many of us are going to lose our healthcare
in America. That's that's the big issue here. You know,
(04:02):
Democrats are saying, no, man, regular people like me and you,
we're gonna lose our healthcare if this bill goes through.
And then the Republicans are like, no, we're only taking
away the health care from the illegal immigrants. You don't
even know who to believe anymore. I don't know. I
didn't read the goddamn thing. But a lot of people
down there in Washington not getting paid, uh won't get
(04:24):
back pay some of these people, and a bunch of
people just simply losing their jobs. There's there's like guys
that work around the White House and all the facilities
down there Washington. You're talking about the regular joes, the plumbers,
the cafeteria workers, the janitors, those mother efforts really need
that money. And you know, and then our representatives are like, Eh,
(04:48):
who cares about you? I still get paid. That's that
should be something that bothers like I said a little
bit ago everybody morning Hope did Ron ruin his new
with tears after the Red Sox walks last night? Rocked
away F the socks? That's right. It's a for you Friday.
(05:09):
So make sure you throw your refews in the chat.
But yeah, I say F the socks. I lived in Boston.
I loved the Boston. But unfortunately I'm so far removed
from Boston that it's easy to say, F the socks.
I'm sorry, Boston, I have let you down. But the
Yankees they got a rookie pitcher. He came in. I
think he had ten strikeouts and they beat the Red
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Sox and the Yankees move on. And the interesting thing
about this kid that took out the socks last night,
guess where he's from. I always find this so weird.
He's he's from Massachusetts. I think he grew up somewhere
north of Boston. And his favorite team growing up was
was was the Detroit Tigers. No, of course, it was
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the Boston Red Sox, of course. And he's the dude,
he's a rock star. You know, he's gotta he's got
to think that a lot of family members back in Boston,
they love that one of their own is in the
major leagues and he's a great pitcher. But that's gonna
be a tough Thanksgiving because because you know, you got
(06:20):
to think all his friends and family members are still
socks fans. They they they're happy for their friend, but
they're gonna be like tanks. Tanks for not ten, tanks
for not ten. And Scott Watson says, suck it, Ron
Yankees rule. I should have had Ron on today because
you know he really loves his socks.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Political never lose way, political never lose I don't know
what political never lose beings. All right, what's up, Mike Long?
How are yeah? So? Yeah? F the socks? Who else
can I give it f you today? I'm going to
give it fu. I mean, you don't want to give
an few to mom? Donie. He's gonna be the next
(07:04):
mayor of New York City. He's he's pretty radical, he's
pretty progressive. He's Muslim. It's obviously not driving New Yorker's
crazy because he's gonna win in a fucking landslide. So
I say. I don't say F you to mom Donnie.
It's not his fault. I don't like the guy. I
don't want him to be there. But I say F
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Eric Adams, I say F Andrew Cuomo. I say F
to Curtis Sliwa and his stupid beret. Man. There comes
a time, man, You know I I thought it looked
cool with the long hair. It be all bleached out.
I had a look. I had a look. And then
(07:48):
one day I looked in the mirror and I looked
at my look and said, oh my.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
God, you look ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So I had to fucking cut the hair. I had
to look at my ears for the first time. Thank god,
it got old. Man. Ears. They're not growing faster than
any part of my body, thank god for now. And
I had to change out my look because I looked ridiculous.
Curtis Lee, I am talking about you. You look stupid
(08:16):
in your beret. He might he might be one of
these guys. He goes, you know what, if I don't
wear my beret, no one's gonna recognize me. So make
sure I have a beret. And you can only imagine
if you go to his apartment, how many berets he's
got laid around and what they smell like. Oh my,
he probably has a whole wall of barrats, which one
am I gonna use where today? And they're all the
(08:37):
same stupid color. You look stupid. I don't even know
anything about you. You might be a nice guy. But
I say f you to Curtis and Eric Adams and
Andrew Cuomo because they couldn't get together and figure out
who was the best choice to take on Mom Donnie.
(08:59):
There's still two guys left, so they're split in the
fucking vote against the mom Donnie. Oh but that's why
I say a few to those guys. They should have
got together in the room and go all right, well,
we got to pick one of us today, and then
everyone makes their case and then the rest of them
drop out, So we don't have a very progressive mayor
(09:21):
here in New York City. Oh my goodness, it couldn't
be more obvious, right, JUSTO, good morning to you. I
hate talking about the obvious stuff because it drives people nuts,
because you know, they dig in with their ideology and
that's all that matters, and that's h and that leads
me to, uh, yes, that's my evil laugh. It's few Friday.
(09:50):
Do we say few to Netflix today? Do we say
few to Elon Musk today? Who gets the few? Who
gets it? Who do you think against the few today?
I don't say f few to Netflix. I don't give
two shits about their programming. How about them apples? I'll
(10:10):
tell you what. I'll tell you one thing, man. And
it's very interesting that Elon Musk is uh is the
raw rah guy against cancel Netflix. Let me break this
down for you. Okay, I even I even wrote notes
so I got this right. I watched Netflix. I like
my Netflix. I'm a huge fan of their documentaries on
the Netflix. I ain't canceling Netflix now, No, I'm not.
(10:33):
And for people that want to cancel Netflix, and they're
doing that, eventually, people are gonna cancel shit. You like
you think this, you think this only goes one way?
Don't be stupid. You know, back of the day, there
was a thing called if you don't like it, changed
the dial, and then some idiot on.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Twitter doesn't idiot, doesn't that mean they're canceling?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
No, it doesn't mean it. I didn't even write you
back because you were so stupid me saying if you
don't like something, change the dial. It goes way way
back to the when everybody was trying to cancel radio programs. Right,
So if you don't like what's on Netflix, you change
the fucking dial. You changed to another streaming service. That
doesn't mean you're canceling. It means you have chosen not
(11:20):
to watch. But how about you leave the Netflix alone.
For the rest of us that find stuff on there,
we like, Oh, there are people that you know tweet
me and I just go, You're not even worth my time.
You're too stupid for me. How about that. But here's
the I didn't even know. I didn't even know about this,
and I watch Netflix pretty much every day, and my
(11:41):
kids didn't even know about this. So I'm not worried.
Elon Musk tell I'll tell Elon this. You know, it's
one thing to have a ton of fucking kids, right,
But the big thing is after you have the kids,
you gotta do the hard work, which is called parenting.
It's hard work. But someone like Elon Musk, he's the
(12:03):
richest man in the world, are very close. He just
gets other people to to raise his kids. That's why
he's bothered by this. But if you sit down with
your kids. You tell them to leave their fucking phones.
We're gonna have dinner and talk about ship and you
talk about some of these these heavier topics. You know what,
They're going to be just fine, Elon. Elon is worried
(12:27):
about what's what's being shown on Netflix. Has anyone checked
out Twitter lately? It is? It's a it's a cesspool,
a very very sad shit going on in our country
and around the world. It's a it's a terrible place
to spend your time. Don't cancel me, elt, but it's
(12:48):
the truth. Oh my god, fight videos people being shot
coming out of bodegas. Uh, just tragedy, dead dead kids
from war towards zones. Yeah, that's all funn Elon. I
think that's way worse than one dumb show. I think
(13:08):
it's one dumb show. I don't even know why Netflix.
The controversy cancel Netflix driven by Elon Musk on woke content.
Like I said, I watch Netflix every day. I didn't
even know this show is on. I'm not gonna watch
this show. It's called Dead End Paranormal Park. I guess
I think it's a cartoon and Barney is a teenage
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transgender character. I have no desire to watch it. My
kids aren't going to watch it. My kids don't even
know it exists. They're going to be Okay, I'll just
(13:53):
watch other shit on Netflix and avoid this. Look, I'll
be honest with you. This a lot of people. I'm
not a fan of the transgenders in general, but they
also don't bother me. I don't give two crops about
them and their lives, their lives, their lives. I was
(14:15):
gonna say lifestyles in there, and then I was gonna say,
so I messed that up. I don't give a crap
about their lifestyle, their lives. You know, I don't have
any connection to that world. I wish him well. How
about that. I wish him well. That's all. I wish
him well. I wish him well.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Musk, Netflix is pushing pro chan, transgender or woke ideology
on to children. Musk says, cancel Netflix for the health
of your kids.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Dude, Elon, Elon, you're very successful man. You're trying to
get to MOS. I like that you're trying to get
to MOS, but you gotta sit down with your kids.
I don't know how many of you guys this point
but you gotta sit down with your kids and talk
to them. That's all. That's all this is. I'm not worried.
I'm not worried because I pay attention to my kids.
(15:14):
I give them advice every day. Half the ship they're
gonna be they're never gonna use and they're probably not
even listening. But I talk to them every day. That's all.
That's it. That's it. Oh he's Gary, okay, because you
know you don't agree with me, right brother, Ah, shut
your mouth. But anyway, the cans on Netflix thing, you know,
(15:37):
their stock went down, but Netflix ain't going anywhere, and
you shouldn't. You shouldn't want it to go anywhere, you know,
I know, I know people dig in and I would
bet a lot of people that are so concerned with
this Netflix thing don't even have kids. They just simply don't,
because I think I think most parents are like I
(16:00):
could handle this. There's a lot of shit being a parent,
and a lot of it. You know, you could just
handle this one. We could handle absolutely could handle it.
What I need to be honest with you, because when
I go down this road lately, it's Jimmy Kimmel and
now it's Netflix. I'm not a fan of Jimmy Kimmel.
(16:21):
I watched his comeback after he was suspended. I thought
it was interesting some of the things he had to say,
and then I went back to now watching same with
this Netflix, I will not I might actually watch the
show to see what the controversy is about. I guess.
But what I need is I need to defend something
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that the right really believes in that is being canceled,
and then I could prove to you that I'm for
not canceling any of this shit. I hate canceled culture.
But right now it looks a little bed for the
kid because I stuck up for Jimmy Kimmel, and now
I'm sticking up for for Netflix right to have some
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fucking cartoon with Barney the teenage transgender character.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
H ah oh, oh my god. It's exhausting, right, I
think so Little Andy Cuomo, Yeah, Little Andy Cuomo. People
don't like Cuomo. People don't think Curtise Leewa has what
it takes. They don't even know why Curtse Sleiewa still
walks around New York City with the brat for real.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
People don't know what they don't know what he does.
He literally does. People literally don't know what he does.
I haven't seen one of his beret army people in years.
You know, the curse God bless him back in the
day because this city has always been terribly run and corrupt,
(17:51):
and there was a time it was really, really scary
to go on the subway. And you know, I, like
I said, there was a reason why I chose the good,
the bed, and the ugly for the OPI and Anthony show,
because I try to give you the good, the bed,
the ugly. So I trashed Curtis Sliva, but now I'm
(18:11):
gonna praise him. Back in the day, when the subways
were a shithole and people were really really scared to
go underground, there was real fear every day. There's still fear,
but it's not like it used to be, for sure,
And Curtis Sliva built an army of basically volunteers, like, hey, man,
could you go in the subway and wear this beret?
(18:32):
But why are we wearing berets? And wear this beret?
Because he wanted people to know exactly who the Guardian
Angels were. So if we have a uniform, the people
could go, oh, that's a Guardian Angel. They're kind of
looking out for us a little bit, and that's where
that all came about. So I praised Curtis Sliwa for that,
(18:55):
for sure. But I haven't seen one of those Beret
people in a very very long time. And honestly, the
times have changed. I think if I was every once
in a while you find yourself in a pretty bad
neighborhood and you're waiting on a subway platform. You know,
I wouldn't feel safe if I saw a guy in
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a beret. But you do see the the guys with
the automatic weapons, and that's what makes us safe these days,
or makes us feel safe. Okay, all right, So Elon,
I don't know, I don't know what you're doing. Elon,
you know I would suggest, oh, here's something, all right, this,
this will help you a little bit. I would suggest.
(19:38):
Elon looks at his Twitter and tries to clean up
his own backyard. I think it's a fucking cesspool of
garbage these days. Unfortunately I don't go on there often.
I use it to promote I spend more of my
time on my private Facebook group group excuse me, talking
to people that are cool. But Elon, you know, you
(19:58):
could you could clear up your own backyard. And I'm
here to say I don't like Twitter these days. The
toxicity and the negative yuck you get after scrolling through
Twitter is not good, not good for anyone's mental health.
But I'm here to say that, Elon Musk, you have
(20:19):
every right to put whatever the fuck you want on
your Twitter. See how that works, Elon, I can't tell you.
I mean, if you really took a poll, I guarantee
there's a at this point millions of people that are
very outraged and bothered by the content on Twitter. Elon, Right,
(20:41):
it don't work that way, though I know. I know
it don't work that way. I get it. I miss you. Ope,
I'm here every morning, man. Just join our little, our
little crew. All right, Well, what else is going on
in the world? I wrote some things down. Pete Diddy's
gonna be sentenced today. They want to give him a
leeven years, eleven years in the joint. He's already spent
(21:04):
a year in the joint. But look, dude, in the end,
P Diddy is rich, he's famous. They're gonna be like, wow,
we already gave him a fucking year. So we got
to apologize to the p Diddy for making him be
in jail for a year. I think he's gonna get
a slap on the wrist. I really do. He ain't
getting no eleven years. I'd be very very surprised. Rich
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and famous David, they lived by different rules than me
and you. Maybe he gets another year, maybe two, But
in general, I think they give him a very light sentence,
and they actually apologize to Pete Diddy for the inconvenience.
And you laugh at that, I know you laugh at that,
but don't forget it was thirty years ago today to
(21:53):
day that OJ Simpson was acquitted of the murders of
Nicole and Ron Goldman. So if you're sitting they're going,
you're crazy. Hope they're gonna throw the book that he
did eat that. Just just remember thirty years ago OJ
got off because he was rich and famous and and uh,
(22:15):
you know, the the the the prosecution, they had terrible lawyers,
horrible lawyers. When OJ put that glove on, and he,
I mean, he was insanely surprised that it didn't fit
in the court room and then looked around like look fit.
But his expression was, holy shit, this thing isn't fitting
(22:38):
in front of all these fine people today, and there's
a and there's a lot of reasons for that. And
you know one thing, man, You know, when I when
I contemplate taking somebody out, I go through the scenario.
You know, I go through the scenario, and this is
what I think. You know, they look at the shoes, right, well,
(22:59):
well OJ, you know the OJ would wear you know,
the OJ shoe is it's too I'm just making up
a scenario. The shoe. All right, how about this just
a regular, regular crime scene. You know, it can't be.
It can't be this guy because he wears a nine
and a half shoe and the footprints in the mud outside.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
The murder scene is a size thirteen, So it can't
be this guy.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Let him go. Let him go. Well we found a glove,
all right, Well, you know, have the guy try on
the glove. Oh my god, the glove don't fit. It
can't be this guy. Let him go. And I'm just
saying if I was, you know, if I was in
that world, right, I would literally, as I was heading to,
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you know, do my thing, I would literally wear clown shoes.
I would wear shoes that are so fucking big on
me they can't possibly be mine. I would do that.
I would do that. And if I was gonna wear
a glove, you know, or something like that, I certainly
would wear a glove that was either too big or
(24:10):
too small. So why do the lawyers right away in
the OJ case when that glove didn't fit with Oh fuck, man,
we're screwed. How about you jump up and go that
doesn't mean anything. You know, maybe he purposely put a
glove on that didn't fit right. But instead they looked
at me like, oh god, we're in trouble. We're in trouble. Idiots.
(24:37):
But that was thirty years ago today for the OJ
Simpson all right, I got some nephews. Oh I got
I got a good few, actually a few to hungover teachers. Yeah,
there was a time. You know, you gotta be h
(24:58):
part of the older generation. You know, we he really
dependent on our teachers to learn, to get or learn on. Nowadays,
these kids, I'm not too worried. I got two bright
kids in general. Yes I'm bragging. But when when they
don't understand something or they got a shitty teacher. Every
year they got a shitty teacher or two, I go,
look man, and and it's another thing they do their
(25:20):
homework pretty much in front of me and my wife
so we could keep an eye on things. Dad, I'm
gonna go watch Netflix. Whoa, whoa? What are you gonna
watch a Netflix? It's as easy as that. Elive Jesus Christ.
Blow your nose. No, I'm not blowing my nose. Um,
sounds like you have a stuffy nose. I'm sorry, Don Johnston,
(25:42):
is the audio okay today? Because I feel like I
don't have a stuffy nose, although I have been stiffling
a little bit. If you need to know, are you
gonna be okay? Don? You want me to blow my honker,
That's not my issue right now. I told you I'm turtling.
I'm trying to rush through this because because I thought
I was good and it turns out I'm not good,
(26:03):
So I'm turtling. At this point, I'm absolutely playing a
Bingo card in my underwear. I gotta finish this thing.
But back in the day, we had to depend on
our teachers. Nowadays, you know, the kids, they could fill
in what they're missing with a bad teacher or something
(26:24):
they don't understand with the AI. And I teach my
kids how to prompt the AI properly. Don't ask them
this or that. You go, Hey, I'm I'm twelve years old.
Pretend you're my teacher and we're learning about this dumb
topic that I'll never have to use in my life.
(26:46):
Can you explain it to me? It's all about the
prompting of the AI. But if you to hungover teachers,
because back in the day, we depended on you guys,
and you would call in sick, you would call in sick,
and look, I'm not I'm not gonna complain that we
got a day off. And all of a sudden, you know,
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you're you're getting ready for a class, you hate it,
And all of a sudden, some weirdo comes rolling into
the classroom with the projector. He's like literally they used
to call him substitute teachers, but they were babysitters. They
just called around, Hey, hey, Frank you yeah, you working tomorrow?
Hell no, I haven't worked in years? All right? Could
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he come in and just like fucking push play on
the projector and show these idiots a movie? I'm sick?
But nowadays, man, uh, there's a there's a there's some
outrage about the AI because a lot of schools are
leaning big time into AI. Yes, AI being used more
(27:52):
and more in schools. I like it. I like it
a lot. Yes, I think it's gonna be one of
the jobs that goes away, right, Uh, teaching AI is
gonna wipe out. Teaching AI is gonna wipe out a
lot of industries. Oh my god, it's gonna wipe out
a lot of researchers in the medical community. It's gonna
(28:15):
wipe out a lot of lawyers and people that work
at law firms. The list of industries that are gonna
go bye bye because AI is pretty damn scary. But
AI at school I kind of like it. It's a
it's a it's more more efficient. You still want that
one on one with the kids, of course, But if
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you can use AI to pump up your your learning
at school, I don't have a problem with that. But
a lot of a lot of people do so I
don't know. We'll have to We'll have to wait and
see how that how that pans out? Right? Right right right? Right? Wait?
Where are you? I just went to another screen because
I was looking for Oh, there you are high hi.
(28:56):
I was on another screen for a minute there, all right,
hunter right Adams was a complete fraud, another cry baby
like sharped and screaming racism when he was a cop. Yes, well,
the one reason I don't want mom Donnie to be
the mayor of New York City. He's not a fan
of comps. And you know what, you need cops, absolutely
(29:19):
need cops. I think we have the less amount of
cops in New York City right now than we ever had.
And Mom Donnie's not a fan of those fucking guys.
And I say, oh boo, here you go. But yeah,
Eric Adams, he sucked, but he finally fucking dropped out. Anyway,
(29:46):
do you have any hobbies? Well, sure, I take your
your your comment, Harry Houdini, because I have a lot
of hobbies. I like to fish. I like to go
on my Ici call. I like to play volleyball, especially
now that my daughter's really into it. I like to
(30:07):
play ping pong with my son. A little pickleball because
you don't have to run around for the stupid tennis
balls like we did back in the day. The pickle
ball is like, oh, nice shot. Oh I get to
go ten feet and pick up the ball. In tennis
it was nice shot. Fuck. I'll be back in five minutes.
I got to go find the ball that you hit
over the goddamn fence. Hated tennis, But I have hobbies,
(30:32):
and uh, you know, I hope you guys can handle
this f you. I really hope you can handle the
next f you without being triggered. Okay, because it goes
with Harry Houdini. Do you have any hobbies? One of
my hobbies is biking, right right? And uh, this f
you goes out to Uh what oh, this f you
(30:56):
goes out to prison? What up? We can't hear? Are you?
This f you goes out to Trump. I tell you
the good stuff about Trump's so relax, but today I say,
f you to Trump. He's taken away funding and grants.
He hates. He hates bikes. Like I said on a
(31:23):
past live stream, this this Trump, I don't think he's
ever been on a bicycle. And uh, Trump is canceling grants.
I think Trump, in the end just wants to make
all of our lives. I know, I know, I know,
I know you've voted for him. Congratulations to you, But
I really believe at this point Trump truly wants to
make all of our lives miserable. I really believe that
(31:47):
he's taken away grants and funding for bike lanes and
wide sidewalks, and it's always stuff that he's never done
in his life. He he's never felt the joy of
being on a bike. And you know, I'm not gonna
lie to you, man. You know, these bike lanes in
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New York City, it makes it a lot easier to
get around, you know, the cabs, the ubers, the subways.
I don't feel like they're dangerous, but a lot of
people feel like they're dangerous, and they don't want to
use the subways, they don't want to get on a
city bus. So we got a program in New York
called City Bike or something like that that makes no money,
(32:29):
which makes no fucking sense, more corruption because everybody's using them,
the city bikes, and they got the bike lanes, and
it's a great way to get around a fucking city,
especially and then wider sidewalks. Just see they're extending the
sidewalks makes it a little easier to get around the
goddamn city. Trump's like, I've never been on a sidewalk
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and I've never been on a bike. So take away
all the funding and the grants for the bike lanes
and the wide sidewalks. Jesus, if this fucking guy, if
there's Trump, had to walk on a sidewalk to get
to a meeting just once, he would understand we need
wider sidewalks, just so he can avoid the loud speaker phone,
(33:20):
the loud FaceTime in public. Oh I get you know
what I do? I just start commenting whatever I hear
when someone is having that babbling conversation really loud on
the sidewalk, I just comment like I'm part of the call.
And they look at you like, oh God, who are you?
I'm like, well, how about you turned down your stupid phone.
But you know, for that reason alone, we should have
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wide sidewalks. Oh my god, of course, of course, all right,
A few of you guys have given me fews. I
kind of I build a list during the week, but
then I get lazy, and then I get lazy, so
the list is a bit short. But someone did say,
after you'd a loud speaker phone FaceTime at public, why
(34:03):
do I have to be part of your private conversation? Beautiful?
We have a match. Hold on, I got two dollars.
I made two fucking dollars to do this today. I
hope you appreciate it at least at least hit the
like on the way out. I know this, I love you.
You know when I'm when I'm being a dick and
I'm noxious and loud and doing my silly voices. In
the end, I love you. Okay, Oh sorry, but I
(34:28):
just got two dollars. When will Ron be back? Love
the O NAO and our show? Well, Ron does every
tuesdays with me, and then you know, lately we've been
squeezing out in another day. He did three days this week,
so Ron is definitely a big part of this, all right.
One yeah, also said unattended phone alarm going off same
(34:48):
time every day at work. I don't know about this
one because I haven't worked in years, but I guess
this person's saying that he works with somebody that can't
figure out that is a long goes off every day
at the same time and obviously doesn't need it, and
they don't understand why they don't stop that a particular
alarm from going off at work bothering everybody. Literally. I
(35:12):
don't know about that one, sorry, but I'm sure it
makes sense to somebody up there. All right, Next one,
if you're to Taylor Swift for being an overachiever. Yeah,
she just put out another album, and I guess, like
I guess the Swifties. I know, I got a lot
(35:36):
of Swifties watching this every morning. So hi to the Swifties. Uh,
I guess they had to stay up all night to
listen to the new Taylor Swift album. Oh, but she is,
she is an overachiever for real, for real? All right.
And you know, a little advice to Travis Kelsey. You know,
(35:58):
when you're a football career and right and your podcast
podcast starts dipping dip, Taylor Swift gonna like she's gonna
start telling you, Hey, are you gonna get a job
or are you just gonna I don't know. I'm thinking
maybe you better give her a kid so you have
(36:18):
a connection to her for the rest of your life.
All right? Uh? Oh, okay, this one I can relate
to few, to the people not being ready to order
at a counter or drive through. God, we can all
relate to this. Yes, oh my god, you've been in
(36:42):
line with the rest of you, the rest of us,
I should say, you can't figure out what your order is,
and now at the counter you start to thinking, what
do I want to eat. Oh, that's a really good one,
very very good. And then finally, this is another one
I think work related. This person said, you know what,
I should have the names of the fucking I apologize
(37:03):
next time. You know, you could go on our private
Facebook group and put your FEUs in there and I'll certainly,
you know, pull some from there. Leaving three seconds on
the microwave? Is that a thing at work? I guess. Well,
you put your food in for I don't know, like
ninety seconds, and I do this at home, and all
(37:25):
of a sudden you're like, I can't, I can't. I
can't wait the last five seconds. At that point, you're like,
oh my, why can't you wait for the last five seconds.
I kind of can relate because I'm like, I can't
five more seconds? No, and you take your food out?
All right? Like I said, this is a quick one
today because I am absolutely turtling. Yes, I am my
(37:50):
top five? Your top five? What? Nebula? My top five?
Oh it looks like movies? Right?
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Is this your top five? Movies? Cerviroco Total Recall Platoon
bed Boy Bubby? Remember bed Boy Bubby. We did some
time on that on the old Opie and Anthony Show
and once was Warriors. Opie's in New Yorker like Trump. Uh, well,
(38:22):
I can't. I like to I like to think my
roots are more law on Island than uh than h
New York. But I've certainly have been in New York
a long f in time. Oh my god, at least
we still have New York City pretzel venders. Oh oh god,
I guess, I guess. Oh here's the old tip. I
(38:45):
like to give tips to people that are coming to
New York. Our u our hot dogs on the on
the street are to dwy far to dy. You want
to get a wiener, we call them wieners or frank footers.
(39:05):
You want to get one from a vendor, right, you
definitely want the sour kraut and the mustard. Now stop
it the catch up, simple simple hot dog, sour kraut, mustard.
But here's a tip from me to you. Okay, tell
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the vendor to let that shit drip a little before
they put in the bun, because I'm telling you right now,
one of my pet peeves is, I don't know if
it's yours, but when you get that delicious hot dog
right with the sour krowd extra mustard. You ready to
bite into that damn thing? You got two of those
in a fresca. You got a lunch. Now, I just
(39:48):
got to sit somewhere. You can't sit anywhere in New York.
They got spikes on everything now, so don't even think
about sitting ever. If you come to New York, realize,
if you're here for a long weekend, you'll never sit down.
When you get to sit down at a fucking restaurant
and in your hotel room. But if you want to
sit around New York, it's impossible. That's how we take
(40:09):
care of our homeless. We put spikes on everything so
they can't lay around. But then you bite into that
thing and it's the soggy bun. Oh my god, Oh
my god, there goes lunch. So tell the guy, can
you just shake off the dog? Do you call them dogs? Now?
(40:29):
We call them wieners. Could you shake off my wiener
before you put in the barn? I don't like soggy buns.
And then the guy will probably spin on your hot
dog when he turns around. But you know, what are
you gonna do? You know that's the lesser of two evils,
I guess is what we're trying to figure out, right,
(40:49):
Scott Schaeffer, your refuse the guy walking around live streaming
being annoying? Oh that's me, is it it? Scott Clever?
I got some I got some cash coming in. Uh
r JFK. Do you think you and Ron would do
okay in a studio? Yeah? I guess, I guess, yeah, absolutely,
(41:15):
And Scott also writes, oh, Scott, you're a hater. Are
you here to hate? Scott? How many views does two
dollars buy? There are people out there that are there's
they're so obsessed with me. They think I buy views,
and I'm here to tell you I've always told the truth.
I don't buy views. I figured out a way to
get more views on my live stream and it has
(41:37):
nothing to do with buying views. Okay, So I hope
I made that clear. And you spend two dollars on that?
Oh god, don uh did you? Did you? Did you
miss the weird news? Weird news? Uh? We don't have
any weird news in the in the papers today. And
Mike Long just gives me two dollars and he's one
(41:59):
of mine, Mike Long, He's not spending two dollars to
try to trash me. He just gives me two dollars
and says, just because, Lol, thank you, Mike. I love
seeing you on this thing every fucking morning. I love
seeing my people. All Right, guys, I gotta go. I'm turtling.
You know. Usually I gotta go because I want to,
you know, be there for my kids in the morning.
(42:21):
But I'm gonna be honest with you. What takes precedent
today is I gotta leave this live stream because I've
been turtling for the last forty minutes. Have a wonderful
Friday by
All right, it's gonna be a quick one this morning
because I'm turtling. If you need to know the truth,
I'm about to play bingo in my underpants. So we
gotta move through this one. It is a f you Friday,
Good morning, Welcome to my live stream. We are Yeah,
we're looking over Manhattan as the sun comes up. How
(00:21):
beautiful is that. It's so peaceful and nice. It's the
best part of the day. And then you know, you
hit that street and everyone's hustling, everyone's in a bad mood,
everyone's ready for a confrontation. Fun, fun, fun. Let us
know in the chat what bothered you this week? Okay,
(00:41):
but the big news man, date three of the government shutdown.
I predicted that it ends today, but we'll have to
wait and say what's going on? Nick? I say it
has to end today because I don't think the Democrats
have a choice. The Republicans are holding them hostage. They
don't want to negotiate, and the longer this thing goes on,
(01:03):
the Democrats are gonna lose all sorts of things they
love and believe in. So Mike gut says this thing
ends today, But I don't know. I don't know I'll
tell you this much. And it goes with the fu theme.
As the government has shut down, you know a lot
of people are furloughed. That means you're not working right now,
but you got your jobs when the government comes back.
(01:26):
Some people are just sitting there knowing they'll never get
back pay. Some people will be losing their jobs over this.
Guess who continues to get paid. You want to guess
who continues to get paid as the government continues to
(01:46):
be shut down. That would be Congress, all the senators
and representatives down there in Washington. Man, A government shutdown
doesn't affect them. Why would it. They they put in
place a very long time ago. If the government shuts down,
we still get paid bitches. So they're still getting paid.
(02:11):
So they could take their sweet old time. They could
dig in. It's not gonna hurt me. I don't care
how long this thing lasts. I'm gonna get a paycheck
no matter what. So they're actually getting paid to do
the one job they're supposed to do, and that's to
basically pass bills down there was Washington, and they're not
doing that. So they're not doing their jobs officially, but
(02:33):
still getting paid for that. Particular job. Oh my god,
with that is saying good morning to Dick. We all
should be outraged by that. Rj Hnters ted Paalawada. We
got the gal. We got Scott Watson up the river?
Oh my god, do I have a river song for
Scott Watson today? Rolling, rolling, rolling up the river? I
(02:57):
don't know, right, I guess sure? Why not? What's short?
How were you? Jay Warren? Good morning Jay? How are
you buddy? I've been bothered this week by Jimmy Norton. Wait,
Jimmy Norton's bothering you. I haven't thought of Jimmy Norton
in a long time, although I did reach out to
him when Ozzie died. I thought it was the right
thing to do. That's it. And everyone's like, oh my god,
(03:18):
this means an opiate Anthony reunion. No it doesn't. I
just know how much Ozzie meant to Jimmy. And when
Ozzie died, I just wrote him a little text. He
wrote back. We had a little back and forth noting nothing,
you know, earth shattering, and that was it. And then
I went back to really not thinking about the guy.
Why did he bother you this week? Let us let
(03:39):
us all know. Okay, Andy vallin Good morning Andy, he
goes morning O. Pappy Friday. Yes, Andy, I gotta get
you back on this damn thing. Andy. We got to
do some more fews. But yeah, the big news is
the government shutdown. Oh bye, oh my god, oh my god.
How many of us are going to lose our healthcare
in America. That's that's the big issue here. You know,
(04:02):
Democrats are saying, no, man, regular people like me and you,
we're gonna lose our healthcare if this bill goes through.
And then the Republicans are like, no, we're only taking
away the health care from the illegal immigrants. You don't
even know who to believe anymore. I don't know. I
didn't read the goddamn thing. But a lot of people
down there in Washington not getting paid, uh won't get
(04:24):
back pay some of these people, and a bunch of
people just simply losing their jobs. There's there's like guys
that work around the White House and all the facilities
down there Washington. You're talking about the regular joes, the plumbers,
the cafeteria workers, the janitors, those mother efforts really need
that money. And you know, and then our representatives are like, Eh,
(04:48):
who cares about you? I still get paid. That's that
should be something that bothers like I said a little
bit ago everybody morning Hope did Ron ruin his new
with tears after the Red Sox walks last night? Rocked
away F the socks? That's right. It's a for you Friday.
(05:09):
So make sure you throw your refews in the chat.
But yeah, I say F the socks. I lived in Boston.
I loved the Boston. But unfortunately I'm so far removed
from Boston that it's easy to say, F the socks.
I'm sorry, Boston, I have let you down. But the
Yankees they got a rookie pitcher. He came in. I
think he had ten strikeouts and they beat the Red
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Sox and the Yankees move on. And the interesting thing
about this kid that took out the socks last night,
guess where he's from. I always find this so weird.
He's he's from Massachusetts. I think he grew up somewhere
north of Boston. And his favorite team growing up was
was was the Detroit Tigers. No, of course, it was
(05:58):
the Boston Red Sox, of course. And he's the dude,
he's a rock star. You know, he's gotta he's got
to think that a lot of family members back in Boston,
they love that one of their own is in the
major leagues and he's a great pitcher. But that's gonna
be a tough Thanksgiving because because you know, you got
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to think all his friends and family members are still
socks fans. They they they're happy for their friend, but
they're gonna be like tanks. Tanks for not ten, tanks
for not ten. And Scott Watson says, suck it, Ron
Yankees rule. I should have had Ron on today because
you know he really loves his socks.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Political never lose way, political never lose I don't know
what political never lose beings. All right, what's up, Mike Long?
How are yeah? So? Yeah? F the socks? Who else
can I give it f you today? I'm going to
give it fu. I mean, you don't want to give
an few to mom? Donie. He's gonna be the next
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mayor of New York City. He's he's pretty radical, he's
pretty progressive. He's Muslim. It's obviously not driving New Yorker's
crazy because he's gonna win in a fucking landslide. So
I say. I don't say F you to mom Donnie.
It's not his fault. I don't like the guy. I
don't want him to be there. But I say F
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Eric Adams, I say F Andrew Cuomo. I say F
to Curtis Sliwa and his stupid beret. Man. There comes
a time, man, You know I I thought it looked
cool with the long hair. It be all bleached out.
I had a look. I had a look. And then
(07:48):
one day I looked in the mirror and I looked
at my look and said, oh my.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
God, you look ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So I had to fucking cut the hair. I had
to look at my ears for the first time. Thank god,
it got old. Man. Ears. They're not growing faster than
any part of my body, thank god for now. And
I had to change out my look because I looked ridiculous.
Curtis Lee, I am talking about you. You look stupid
(08:16):
in your beret. He might he might be one of
these guys. He goes, you know what, if I don't
wear my beret, no one's gonna recognize me. So make
sure I have a beret. And you can only imagine
if you go to his apartment, how many berets he's
got laid around and what they smell like. Oh my,
he probably has a whole wall of barrats, which one
am I gonna use where today? And they're all the
(08:37):
same stupid color. You look stupid. I don't even know
anything about you. You might be a nice guy. But
I say f you to Curtis and Eric Adams and
Andrew Cuomo because they couldn't get together and figure out
who was the best choice to take on Mom Donnie.
(08:59):
There's still two guys left, so they're split in the
fucking vote against the mom Donnie. Oh but that's why
I say a few to those guys. They should have
got together in the room and go all right, well,
we got to pick one of us today, and then
everyone makes their case and then the rest of them
drop out, So we don't have a very progressive mayor
(09:21):
here in New York City. Oh my goodness, it couldn't
be more obvious, right, JUSTO, good morning to you. I
hate talking about the obvious stuff because it drives people nuts,
because you know, they dig in with their ideology and
that's all that matters, and that's h and that leads
me to, uh, yes, that's my evil laugh. It's few Friday.
(09:50):
Do we say few to Netflix today? Do we say
few to Elon Musk today? Who gets the few? Who
gets it? Who do you think against the few today?
I don't say f few to Netflix. I don't give
two shits about their programming. How about them apples? I'll
(10:10):
tell you what. I'll tell you one thing, man. And
it's very interesting that Elon Musk is uh is the
raw rah guy against cancel Netflix. Let me break this
down for you. Okay, I even I even wrote notes
so I got this right. I watched Netflix. I like
my Netflix. I'm a huge fan of their documentaries on
the Netflix. I ain't canceling Netflix now, No, I'm not.
(10:33):
And for people that want to cancel Netflix, and they're
doing that, eventually, people are gonna cancel shit. You like
you think this, you think this only goes one way?
Don't be stupid. You know, back of the day, there
was a thing called if you don't like it, changed
the dial, and then some idiot on.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Twitter doesn't idiot, doesn't that mean they're canceling?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
No, it doesn't mean it. I didn't even write you
back because you were so stupid me saying if you
don't like something, change the dial. It goes way way
back to the when everybody was trying to cancel radio programs. Right,
So if you don't like what's on Netflix, you change
the fucking dial. You changed to another streaming service. That
doesn't mean you're canceling. It means you have chosen not
(11:20):
to watch. But how about you leave the Netflix alone.
For the rest of us that find stuff on there,
we like, Oh, there are people that you know tweet
me and I just go, You're not even worth my time.
You're too stupid for me. How about that. But here's
the I didn't even know. I didn't even know about this,
and I watch Netflix pretty much every day, and my
(11:41):
kids didn't even know about this. So I'm not worried.
Elon Musk tell I'll tell Elon this. You know, it's
one thing to have a ton of fucking kids, right,
But the big thing is after you have the kids,
you gotta do the hard work, which is called parenting.
It's hard work. But someone like Elon Musk, he's the
(12:03):
richest man in the world, are very close. He just
gets other people to to raise his kids. That's why
he's bothered by this. But if you sit down with
your kids. You tell them to leave their fucking phones.
We're gonna have dinner and talk about ship and you
talk about some of these these heavier topics. You know what,
They're going to be just fine, Elon. Elon is worried
(12:27):
about what's what's being shown on Netflix. Has anyone checked
out Twitter lately? It is? It's a it's a cesspool,
a very very sad shit going on in our country
and around the world. It's a it's a terrible place
to spend your time. Don't cancel me, elt, but it's
(12:48):
the truth. Oh my god, fight videos people being shot
coming out of bodegas. Uh, just tragedy, dead dead kids
from war towards zones. Yeah, that's all funn Elon. I
think that's way worse than one dumb show. I think
(13:08):
it's one dumb show. I don't even know why Netflix.
The controversy cancel Netflix driven by Elon Musk on woke content.
Like I said, I watch Netflix every day. I didn't
even know this show is on. I'm not gonna watch
this show. It's called Dead End Paranormal Park. I guess
I think it's a cartoon and Barney is a teenage
(13:30):
transgender character. I have no desire to watch it. My
kids aren't going to watch it. My kids don't even
know it exists. They're going to be Okay, I'll just
(13:53):
watch other shit on Netflix and avoid this. Look, I'll
be honest with you. This a lot of people. I'm
not a fan of the transgenders in general, but they
also don't bother me. I don't give two crops about
them and their lives, their lives, their lives. I was
(14:15):
gonna say lifestyles in there, and then I was gonna say,
so I messed that up. I don't give a crap
about their lifestyle, their lives. You know, I don't have
any connection to that world. I wish him well. How
about that. I wish him well. That's all. I wish
him well. I wish him well.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Musk, Netflix is pushing pro chan, transgender or woke ideology
on to children. Musk says, cancel Netflix for the health
of your kids.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Dude, Elon, Elon, you're very successful man. You're trying to
get to MOS. I like that you're trying to get
to MOS, but you gotta sit down with your kids.
I don't know how many of you guys this point
but you gotta sit down with your kids and talk
to them. That's all. That's all this is. I'm not worried.
I'm not worried because I pay attention to my kids.
(15:14):
I give them advice every day. Half the ship they're
gonna be they're never gonna use and they're probably not
even listening. But I talk to them every day. That's all.
That's it. That's it. Oh he's Gary, okay, because you
know you don't agree with me, right brother, Ah, shut
your mouth. But anyway, the cans on Netflix thing, you know,
(15:37):
their stock went down, but Netflix ain't going anywhere, and
you shouldn't. You shouldn't want it to go anywhere, you know,
I know, I know people dig in and I would
bet a lot of people that are so concerned with
this Netflix thing don't even have kids. They just simply don't,
because I think I think most parents are like I
(16:00):
could handle this. There's a lot of shit being a parent,
and a lot of it. You know, you could just
handle this one. We could handle absolutely could handle it.
What I need to be honest with you, because when
I go down this road lately, it's Jimmy Kimmel and
now it's Netflix. I'm not a fan of Jimmy Kimmel.
(16:21):
I watched his comeback after he was suspended. I thought
it was interesting some of the things he had to say,
and then I went back to now watching same with
this Netflix, I will not I might actually watch the
show to see what the controversy is about. I guess.
But what I need is I need to defend something
(16:41):
that the right really believes in that is being canceled,
and then I could prove to you that I'm for
not canceling any of this shit. I hate canceled culture.
But right now it looks a little bed for the
kid because I stuck up for Jimmy Kimmel, and now
I'm sticking up for for Netflix right to have some
(17:02):
fucking cartoon with Barney the teenage transgender character.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
H ah oh, oh my god. It's exhausting, right, I
think so Little Andy Cuomo, Yeah, Little Andy Cuomo. People
don't like Cuomo. People don't think Curtise Leewa has what
it takes. They don't even know why Curtse Sleiewa still
walks around New York City with the brat for real.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
People don't know what they don't know what he does.
He literally does. People literally don't know what he does.
I haven't seen one of his beret army people in years.
You know, the curse God bless him back in the
day because this city has always been terribly run and corrupt,
(17:51):
and there was a time it was really, really scary
to go on the subway. And you know, I, like
I said, there was a reason why I chose the good,
the bed, and the ugly for the OPI and Anthony show,
because I try to give you the good, the bed,
the ugly. So I trashed Curtis Sliva, but now I'm
(18:11):
gonna praise him. Back in the day, when the subways
were a shithole and people were really really scared to
go underground, there was real fear every day. There's still fear,
but it's not like it used to be, for sure,
And Curtis Sliva built an army of basically volunteers, like, hey, man,
could you go in the subway and wear this beret?
(18:32):
But why are we wearing berets? And wear this beret?
Because he wanted people to know exactly who the Guardian
Angels were. So if we have a uniform, the people
could go, oh, that's a Guardian Angel. They're kind of
looking out for us a little bit, and that's where
that all came about. So I praised Curtis Sliwa for that,
(18:55):
for sure. But I haven't seen one of those Beret
people in a very very long time. And honestly, the
times have changed. I think if I was every once
in a while you find yourself in a pretty bad
neighborhood and you're waiting on a subway platform. You know,
I wouldn't feel safe if I saw a guy in
(19:16):
a beret. But you do see the the guys with
the automatic weapons, and that's what makes us safe these days,
or makes us feel safe. Okay, all right, So Elon,
I don't know, I don't know what you're doing. Elon,
you know I would suggest, oh, here's something, all right, this,
this will help you a little bit. I would suggest.
(19:38):
Elon looks at his Twitter and tries to clean up
his own backyard. I think it's a fucking cesspool of
garbage these days. Unfortunately I don't go on there often.
I use it to promote I spend more of my
time on my private Facebook group group excuse me, talking
to people that are cool. But Elon, you know, you
(19:58):
could you could clear up your own backyard. And I'm
here to say I don't like Twitter these days. The
toxicity and the negative yuck you get after scrolling through
Twitter is not good, not good for anyone's mental health.
But I'm here to say that, Elon Musk, you have
(20:19):
every right to put whatever the fuck you want on
your Twitter. See how that works, Elon, I can't tell you.
I mean, if you really took a poll, I guarantee
there's a at this point millions of people that are
very outraged and bothered by the content on Twitter. Elon, Right,
(20:41):
it don't work that way, though I know. I know
it don't work that way. I get it. I miss you. Ope,
I'm here every morning, man. Just join our little, our
little crew. All right, Well, what else is going on
in the world? I wrote some things down. Pete Diddy's
gonna be sentenced today. They want to give him a
leeven years, eleven years in the joint. He's already spent
(21:04):
a year in the joint. But look, dude, in the end,
P Diddy is rich, he's famous. They're gonna be like, wow,
we already gave him a fucking year. So we got
to apologize to the p Diddy for making him be
in jail for a year. I think he's gonna get
a slap on the wrist. I really do. He ain't
getting no eleven years. I'd be very very surprised. Rich
(21:25):
and famous David, they lived by different rules than me
and you. Maybe he gets another year, maybe two, But
in general, I think they give him a very light sentence,
and they actually apologize to Pete Diddy for the inconvenience.
And you laugh at that, I know you laugh at that,
but don't forget it was thirty years ago today to
(21:53):
day that OJ Simpson was acquitted of the murders of
Nicole and Ron Goldman. So if you're sitting they're going,
you're crazy. Hope they're gonna throw the book that he
did eat that. Just just remember thirty years ago OJ
got off because he was rich and famous and and uh,
(22:15):
you know, the the the the prosecution, they had terrible lawyers,
horrible lawyers. When OJ put that glove on, and he,
I mean, he was insanely surprised that it didn't fit
in the court room and then looked around like look fit.
But his expression was, holy shit, this thing isn't fitting
(22:38):
in front of all these fine people today, and there's
a and there's a lot of reasons for that. And
you know one thing, man, You know, when I when
I contemplate taking somebody out, I go through the scenario.
You know, I go through the scenario, and this is
what I think. You know, they look at the shoes, right, well,
(22:59):
well OJ, you know the OJ would wear you know,
the OJ shoe is it's too I'm just making up
a scenario. The shoe. All right, how about this just
a regular, regular crime scene. You know, it can't be.
It can't be this guy because he wears a nine
and a half shoe and the footprints in the mud outside.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
The murder scene is a size thirteen, So it can't
be this guy.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Let him go. Let him go. Well we found a glove,
all right, Well, you know, have the guy try on
the glove. Oh my god, the glove don't fit. It
can't be this guy. Let him go. And I'm just
saying if I was, you know, if I was in
that world, right, I would literally, as I was heading to,
(23:50):
you know, do my thing, I would literally wear clown shoes.
I would wear shoes that are so fucking big on
me they can't possibly be mine. I would do that.
I would do that. And if I was gonna wear
a glove, you know, or something like that, I certainly
would wear a glove that was either too big or
(24:10):
too small. So why do the lawyers right away in
the OJ case when that glove didn't fit with Oh fuck, man,
we're screwed. How about you jump up and go that
doesn't mean anything. You know, maybe he purposely put a
glove on that didn't fit right. But instead they looked
at me like, oh god, we're in trouble. We're in trouble. Idiots.
(24:37):
But that was thirty years ago today for the OJ
Simpson all right, I got some nephews. Oh I got
I got a good few, actually a few to hungover teachers. Yeah,
there was a time. You know, you gotta be h
(24:58):
part of the older generation. You know, we he really
dependent on our teachers to learn, to get or learn on. Nowadays,
these kids, I'm not too worried. I got two bright
kids in general. Yes I'm bragging. But when when they
don't understand something or they got a shitty teacher. Every
year they got a shitty teacher or two, I go,
look man, and and it's another thing they do their
(25:20):
homework pretty much in front of me and my wife
so we could keep an eye on things. Dad, I'm
gonna go watch Netflix. Whoa, whoa? What are you gonna
watch a Netflix? It's as easy as that. Elive Jesus Christ.
Blow your nose. No, I'm not blowing my nose. Um,
sounds like you have a stuffy nose. I'm sorry, Don Johnston,
(25:42):
is the audio okay today? Because I feel like I
don't have a stuffy nose, although I have been stiffling
a little bit. If you need to know, are you
gonna be okay? Don? You want me to blow my honker,
That's not my issue right now. I told you I'm turtling.
I'm trying to rush through this because because I thought
I was good and it turns out I'm not good,
(26:03):
So I'm turtling. At this point, I'm absolutely playing a
Bingo card in my underwear. I gotta finish this thing.
But back in the day, we had to depend on
our teachers. Nowadays, you know, the kids, they could fill
in what they're missing with a bad teacher or something
(26:24):
they don't understand with the AI. And I teach my
kids how to prompt the AI properly. Don't ask them
this or that. You go, Hey, I'm I'm twelve years old.
Pretend you're my teacher and we're learning about this dumb
topic that I'll never have to use in my life.
(26:46):
Can you explain it to me? It's all about the
prompting of the AI. But if you to hungover teachers,
because back in the day, we depended on you guys,
and you would call in sick, you would call in sick,
and look, I'm not I'm not gonna complain that we
got a day off. And all of a sudden, you know,
(27:07):
you're you're getting ready for a class, you hate it,
And all of a sudden, some weirdo comes rolling into
the classroom with the projector. He's like literally they used
to call him substitute teachers, but they were babysitters. They
just called around, Hey, hey, Frank you yeah, you working tomorrow?
Hell no, I haven't worked in years? All right? Could
(27:29):
he come in and just like fucking push play on
the projector and show these idiots a movie? I'm sick?
But nowadays, man, uh, there's a there's a there's some
outrage about the AI because a lot of schools are
leaning big time into AI. Yes, AI being used more
(27:52):
and more in schools. I like it. I like it
a lot. Yes, I think it's gonna be one of
the jobs that goes away, right, Uh, teaching AI is
gonna wipe out. Teaching AI is gonna wipe out a
lot of industries. Oh my god, it's gonna wipe out
a lot of researchers in the medical community. It's gonna
(28:15):
wipe out a lot of lawyers and people that work
at law firms. The list of industries that are gonna
go bye bye because AI is pretty damn scary. But
AI at school I kind of like it. It's a
it's a it's more more efficient. You still want that
one on one with the kids, of course, But if
(28:35):
you can use AI to pump up your your learning
at school, I don't have a problem with that. But
a lot of a lot of people do so I
don't know. We'll have to We'll have to wait and
see how that how that pans out? Right? Right right right? Right? Wait?
Where are you? I just went to another screen because
I was looking for Oh, there you are high hi.
(28:56):
I was on another screen for a minute there, all right,
hunter right Adams was a complete fraud, another cry baby
like sharped and screaming racism when he was a cop. Yes, well,
the one reason I don't want mom Donnie to be
the mayor of New York City. He's not a fan
of comps. And you know what, you need cops, absolutely
(29:19):
need cops. I think we have the less amount of
cops in New York City right now than we ever had.
And Mom Donnie's not a fan of those fucking guys.
And I say, oh boo, here you go. But yeah,
Eric Adams, he sucked, but he finally fucking dropped out. Anyway,
(29:46):
do you have any hobbies? Well, sure, I take your
your your comment, Harry Houdini, because I have a lot
of hobbies. I like to fish. I like to go
on my Ici call. I like to play volleyball, especially
now that my daughter's really into it. I like to
(30:07):
play ping pong with my son. A little pickleball because
you don't have to run around for the stupid tennis
balls like we did back in the day. The pickle
ball is like, oh, nice shot. Oh I get to
go ten feet and pick up the ball. In tennis
it was nice shot. Fuck. I'll be back in five minutes.
I got to go find the ball that you hit
over the goddamn fence. Hated tennis, But I have hobbies,
(30:32):
and uh, you know, I hope you guys can handle
this f you. I really hope you can handle the
next f you without being triggered. Okay, because it goes
with Harry Houdini. Do you have any hobbies? One of
my hobbies is biking, right right? And uh, this f
you goes out to Uh what oh, this f you
(30:56):
goes out to prison? What up? We can't hear? Are you?
This f you goes out to Trump. I tell you
the good stuff about Trump's so relax, but today I say,
f you to Trump. He's taken away funding and grants.
He hates. He hates bikes. Like I said on a
(31:23):
past live stream, this this Trump, I don't think he's
ever been on a bicycle. And uh, Trump is canceling grants.
I think Trump, in the end just wants to make
all of our lives. I know, I know, I know,
I know you've voted for him. Congratulations to you, But
I really believe at this point Trump truly wants to
make all of our lives miserable. I really believe that
(31:47):
he's taken away grants and funding for bike lanes and
wide sidewalks, and it's always stuff that he's never done
in his life. He he's never felt the joy of
being on a bike. And you know, I'm not gonna
lie to you, man. You know, these bike lanes in
(32:08):
New York City, it makes it a lot easier to
get around, you know, the cabs, the ubers, the subways.
I don't feel like they're dangerous, but a lot of
people feel like they're dangerous, and they don't want to
use the subways, they don't want to get on a
city bus. So we got a program in New York
called City Bike or something like that that makes no money,
(32:29):
which makes no fucking sense, more corruption because everybody's using them,
the city bikes, and they got the bike lanes, and
it's a great way to get around a fucking city,
especially and then wider sidewalks. Just see they're extending the
sidewalks makes it a little easier to get around the
goddamn city. Trump's like, I've never been on a sidewalk
(32:53):
and I've never been on a bike. So take away
all the funding and the grants for the bike lanes
and the wide sidewalks. Jesus, if this fucking guy, if
there's Trump, had to walk on a sidewalk to get
to a meeting just once, he would understand we need
wider sidewalks, just so he can avoid the loud speaker phone,
(33:20):
the loud FaceTime in public. Oh I get you know
what I do? I just start commenting whatever I hear
when someone is having that babbling conversation really loud on
the sidewalk, I just comment like I'm part of the call.
And they look at you like, oh God, who are you?
I'm like, well, how about you turned down your stupid phone.
But you know, for that reason alone, we should have
(33:42):
wide sidewalks. Oh my god, of course, of course, all right,
A few of you guys have given me fews. I
kind of I build a list during the week, but
then I get lazy, and then I get lazy, so
the list is a bit short. But someone did say,
after you'd a loud speaker phone FaceTime at public, why
(34:03):
do I have to be part of your private conversation? Beautiful?
We have a match. Hold on, I got two dollars.
I made two fucking dollars to do this today. I
hope you appreciate it at least at least hit the
like on the way out. I know this, I love you.
You know when I'm when I'm being a dick and
I'm noxious and loud and doing my silly voices. In
the end, I love you. Okay, Oh sorry, but I
(34:28):
just got two dollars. When will Ron be back? Love
the O NAO and our show? Well, Ron does every
tuesdays with me, and then you know, lately we've been
squeezing out in another day. He did three days this week,
so Ron is definitely a big part of this, all right.
One yeah, also said unattended phone alarm going off same
(34:48):
time every day at work. I don't know about this
one because I haven't worked in years, but I guess
this person's saying that he works with somebody that can't
figure out that is a long goes off every day
at the same time and obviously doesn't need it, and
they don't understand why they don't stop that a particular
alarm from going off at work bothering everybody. Literally. I
(35:12):
don't know about that one, sorry, but I'm sure it
makes sense to somebody up there. All right, Next one,
if you're to Taylor Swift for being an overachiever. Yeah,
she just put out another album, and I guess, like
I guess the Swifties. I know, I got a lot
(35:36):
of Swifties watching this every morning. So hi to the Swifties. Uh,
I guess they had to stay up all night to
listen to the new Taylor Swift album. Oh, but she is,
she is an overachiever for real, for real? All right.
And you know, a little advice to Travis Kelsey. You know,
(35:58):
when you're a football career and right and your podcast
podcast starts dipping dip, Taylor Swift gonna like she's gonna
start telling you, Hey, are you gonna get a job
or are you just gonna I don't know. I'm thinking
maybe you better give her a kid so you have
(36:18):
a connection to her for the rest of your life.
All right? Uh? Oh, okay, this one I can relate
to few, to the people not being ready to order
at a counter or drive through. God, we can all
relate to this. Yes, oh my god, you've been in
(36:42):
line with the rest of you, the rest of us,
I should say, you can't figure out what your order is,
and now at the counter you start to thinking, what
do I want to eat. Oh, that's a really good one,
very very good. And then finally, this is another one
I think work related. This person said, you know what,
I should have the names of the fucking I apologize
(37:03):
next time. You know, you could go on our private
Facebook group and put your FEUs in there and I'll certainly,
you know, pull some from there. Leaving three seconds on
the microwave? Is that a thing at work? I guess. Well,
you put your food in for I don't know, like
ninety seconds, and I do this at home, and all
(37:25):
of a sudden you're like, I can't, I can't. I
can't wait the last five seconds. At that point, you're like,
oh my, why can't you wait for the last five seconds.
I kind of can relate because I'm like, I can't
five more seconds? No, and you take your food out?
All right? Like I said, this is a quick one
today because I am absolutely turtling. Yes, I am my
(37:50):
top five? Your top five? What? Nebula? My top five?
Oh it looks like movies? Right?
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Is this your top five? Movies? Cerviroco Total Recall Platoon
bed Boy Bubby? Remember bed Boy Bubby. We did some
time on that on the old Opie and Anthony Show
and once was Warriors. Opie's in New Yorker like Trump. Uh, well,
(38:22):
I can't. I like to I like to think my
roots are more law on Island than uh than h
New York. But I've certainly have been in New York
a long f in time. Oh my god, at least
we still have New York City pretzel venders. Oh oh god,
I guess, I guess. Oh here's the old tip. I
(38:45):
like to give tips to people that are coming to
New York. Our u our hot dogs on the on
the street are to dwy far to dy. You want
to get a wiener, we call them wieners or frank footers.
(39:05):
You want to get one from a vendor, right, you
definitely want the sour kraut and the mustard. Now stop
it the catch up, simple simple hot dog, sour kraut, mustard.
But here's a tip from me to you. Okay, tell
(39:25):
the vendor to let that shit drip a little before
they put in the bun, because I'm telling you right now,
one of my pet peeves is, I don't know if
it's yours, but when you get that delicious hot dog
right with the sour krowd extra mustard. You ready to
bite into that damn thing? You got two of those
in a fresca. You got a lunch. Now, I just
(39:48):
got to sit somewhere. You can't sit anywhere in New York.
They got spikes on everything now, so don't even think
about sitting ever. If you come to New York, realize,
if you're here for a long weekend, you'll never sit down.
When you get to sit down at a fucking restaurant
and in your hotel room. But if you want to
sit around New York, it's impossible. That's how we take
(40:09):
care of our homeless. We put spikes on everything so
they can't lay around. But then you bite into that
thing and it's the soggy bun. Oh my god, Oh
my god, there goes lunch. So tell the guy, can
you just shake off the dog? Do you call them dogs? Now?
(40:29):
We call them wieners. Could you shake off my wiener
before you put in the barn? I don't like soggy buns.
And then the guy will probably spin on your hot
dog when he turns around. But you know, what are
you gonna do? You know that's the lesser of two evils,
I guess is what we're trying to figure out, right,
(40:49):
Scott Schaeffer, your refuse the guy walking around live streaming
being annoying? Oh that's me, is it it? Scott Clever?
I got some I got some cash coming in. Uh
r JFK. Do you think you and Ron would do
okay in a studio? Yeah? I guess, I guess, yeah, absolutely,
(41:15):
And Scott also writes, oh, Scott, you're a hater. Are
you here to hate? Scott? How many views does two
dollars buy? There are people out there that are there's
they're so obsessed with me. They think I buy views,
and I'm here to tell you I've always told the truth.
I don't buy views. I figured out a way to
get more views on my live stream and it has
(41:37):
nothing to do with buying views. Okay, So I hope
I made that clear. And you spend two dollars on that?
Oh god, don uh did you? Did you? Did you
miss the weird news? Weird news? Uh? We don't have
any weird news in the in the papers today. And
Mike Long just gives me two dollars and he's one
(41:59):
of mine, Mike Long, He's not spending two dollars to
try to trash me. He just gives me two dollars
and says, just because, Lol, thank you, Mike. I love
seeing you on this thing every fucking morning. I love
seeing my people. All Right, guys, I gotta go. I'm turtling.
You know. Usually I gotta go because I want to,
you know, be there for my kids in the morning.
(42:21):
But I'm gonna be honest with you. What takes precedent
today is I gotta leave this live stream because I've
been turtling for the last forty minutes. Have a wonderful
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