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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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do do do do. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my
live stream. Uh it's early here in New York City.
My god, I'm gonna play something to get a start
as people roll into the room. Okay, for the video
version of the Opie Radio podcast. How do you get
the video version? Ope, you just have to subscribe to
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my YouTube channel, Opie Radio. But I was chopping up
some video this weekend and I came across the time
I talked about my wild car crash with brother Weez,
who was visiting me here in New York City, and
did the radio show. So check this out, and uh,
I'll see you on the other side. Brockhead. I wasn't
sure if I was seeing this, and she's like, you
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don't look that man, And then I'm surprised you don't
tell a story how he almost killed you. Ah, that's
don't worry. Opie's first experience with an Arabic mine knows,
uh has never been the same. It still moves. I
never got to fix a little car accident, little little
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t ball because for someone someone waved Weez on and
we decided not to look at the last lane.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
That was you know, good part was the guy hit us.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
No ship like I've been doing radio forever. And I
finally sign the deal. Oh yeah, ye deal, not scraping anymore,
like the deal after doing this for like twenty years
since I was a kid. And I go up to
Rochester to hang with my buddy Weeze, and we were
gonna go on a boat and ship and he wanted
to pick up groceries, I think, or lunch. No, we're
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gonna go at lunch. And he turns left into his
parking lot. But there was a turning lane. This guy
was going in my line fifty miles an hour. It's
right where I'm sitting. I go flying sideways and break
my nose on his rear view mirror. The car airbags everywhere,
We blow me and we's jump out of the car.
We blow off her girls, and so his wife and
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my ex and then the ghost res all over the
fucking street because we went to Weggman's before we went
to lunch.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
But the two pussies are outside the car, you know,
wabbling around me and me and waves of the two pussies. Yes,
when they finally got out, they go, really, no, you.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Guys don't understand. When the airbag goes off, it's like
a smoke bomb in the car. And they left us.
We were trapped in there and we couldn't get out. Yeah,
and the whole car went sideways into a telephone pole.
All tires were blown out. When sixteen years ago at
least long time. So the car almost goes into the
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telephone pole and went sideways, blew all the tires out.
This one he's been to Vietnam, so he's seen everything. Shit.
He skipped out. He looks at me. I got I
got immediate black eyes and I can barely see out
of my fucking eyes and my noses three times a size,
no joke. He looks at me and goes, you're not
that bad. Let's still do this trip. I'm like, all right.
So we went and had lunch, had a few to
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numb the pain, and then this fucking guy just call
someone and they come. They come with a brand new
car for us, and he just leaves the wreck on
the side of the road. The cops comment, I don't remember, cops.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
What happened was it was actually three lanes right coming
at us. So the one motherbugger waves me through, and
there was second guy was sitting there. I wasn't aware
of the third one, right, and the cup told us
it happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
And then there was a crackhead I remember on the
side of the stre because that was an old like
motel or something, right, and there was a crackhead. I
wasn't sure if I was seeing this, and she's like,
you know, look that man. And then we're in this restaurant.
I came up just to see these guys and we
just looks at me like, yeah, fine, we never went
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to the hospital. Nothing. And then, like I said, he
calls a guy, brand new car shows up. We put
all the groceries that were all over the street back
into the new car, and he just leaves the thing there.
He goes, ah, I forget, maybe he called someone to
take care of the rest of that. And then I mean,
literally two hours later, we're on our way to Canada.
Did you guys, where did you go? There? You go?
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That's how we start today. I was, uh, I was
editing some old video over the weekend. Came across that,
Oh my god, that was that was crazy. How is
everybody you guys are good. I'm ah, yeah, I'm good.
I wish it was f you Friday, because uh, I'm
pissed off. Man. We'll get to the government shutdown thing
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in a second. But uh so last I left you.
Oh my god. We we headed out of New York City.
Every chance we get to leave New York City, we do.
And we go to the beach. A couple things happening
at the beach. It's the fall run. Where's my fellow
fisherman at I look forward to this h this weekend
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pretty much every year. It's the fall run. You could
you could be fishing all summer long and literally catch
like one stripe bass, maybe maybe two. And but the
fall run, the stripe bass and giant schools, they're like,
we're out of here, bitches, and they come rolling right
right by your house. And if you're a surfcaster, you
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could justrush it. And I have crushed it over the years.
My god. So I look forward to this every every fall.
So I'm like, let's go, man, the kids got Friday off,
Let's go to the ocean. I'll get some fishing in,
we'll get some dinners in. It looks like the weather's
gonna be all right, we'll play a little beach volleyball.
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Oh yeah. Just before we left New York City, my
wife's like, well, I'm gonna bring the kids in. They're
gonna get their flu shots. All right, let's get the
flu shots. You know, the flu shot that gives you
the flu Jesus. So the first thing that happened was,
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you know, they get the flu shot. First day out
at the ocean. Everything's good, man, everything's good. We're good,
setting up nice. You know, we don't have much in
the house because it's off season, so you gotta you
gotta do all the shopping, get the house ready, right,
and all of a sudden, my my, my son just
gets c rushed by the flu. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. Oh,
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it's so frustrating. Why does the flu shot in some cases,
I'll say it that way, cause the flu they do
tell you, you know, you might get a little sick after
you get the flu shot, A little sick, little sick. No, No,
he's getting crushed by the flu. So we've been taking
turns all night, just checking out his temperature. You know,
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I took the four am shift, and uh, he's got
a he's out a cool one O two point seven
one O two point seven. Oh my god, I think
I worked for what O two point seven? Didn't I?
One O two point seven? W any W your home
of rocket. Yeah, so my son's got the call letters
of w any W as his temperature. So he was out.
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He was out. He just laid around all weekend. I'm like,
all right, well, you know, I'll do some fishing, right,
I trow in. I trow in, and uh, my line
immediately goes whoa all the way down the shoreline because
it's it's just terrible conditions. The the water, the tide,
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the waves. They're coming in sideways, so you can't you
can't keep your your line in the water too long, right,
And I'm like, this sucks. I'll just I'll just I'll
just read my led Zeppelin book. So I'm reading my
led Zeppelin book and Doggie's digging a hole and my
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my daughter's you do a little volleyball action some of
some skills, and uh, I'm like I might as well
reel in. So I reel in. My fucking hook is
pretty much on the shore about fifty yards that way,
and I pull it in bitches to see that that's
something took a giant bite out of my bait, so
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that made me throw in again, so you know, surf
cast it. I throw it in, and within ten seconds
we're all the way down the beach. I'm like, oh god,
screw this, I'll never know what bit you know, this
bait off? And then and then I'm sitting there like, well,
at least I'll at least I'll enjoy by led Zeppelin
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book that I was trying to finish by the end
of summer. I'll enjoy this. I'll enjoy this. It's nice
out dog is playing, other dogs will walk to the beach.
All right, this is good. I wanted to fish, but
this is all right. Next thing, you know, I mean,
if you live anywhere New York City, you know what
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happened next. And then some of the craziest and heaviest
rain I've seen in a long time. Let's get the
hell out of here. Let's go back to the city early.
Ah God. But you know what, even with all that
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man just being out there instead of this, instead of
this and this behind me is it still makes me
very very happy. It makes me a very happy boy.
Are you leaving because of mom dying? Well? I already noticed,
you know, I was. I was coming back to New
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York City last night, and you got to go through
the tolls and stuff, right, they got a special lane
now for the camels, the camel traffic. Please stop sending
me the camel meme. We all have seen it. We've
all seen it. No, I'm not leaving New York because
of Mom, Donnie. I don't even know if I'm gonna
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leave New York. We're trying to leave New York. But
I've been trying to leave New York for over a year.
But you know how this city is situated. You you
can't get a decent house with a decent backyard unless you, uh,
you're far away from New York City. And I don't
want to be far away from New York City because
I got to still get my kids to their their skuols. So, uh,
we're trying to leave. You know, if a house pops
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up relatively close that has a nice backyard, you know,
then we'll get the hell out of here. But I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not moving for Mom, Donnie. Here here's
the headline today. We've had really shitty mayors for a
long time here in New York City. Uh, the cost
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of living is completely and utterly out of control. Will
Mom Donnie fix that? I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know. It was Cuomo gonna fix it, and
probably not because he's been this as usual. He's one
of those business as usual politicians. So you know, well,
the only thing we can do is uh, I know,
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I know this triggers you. But the only thing we
could do is just, I guess, give him a chance.
I don't know, I don't know. I just know it's
completely out of control to live in New York City.
So I mean, what difference is he gonna make? Is
he gonna make it that much worse in New York
And a lot of people would say, yeah, absolutely, absolutely
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all right. And to the idiots saying they're gonna move
because Mom Donnie is the mayor of New York City,
you're the same idiots that were making fun of everybody
that was moving out of the country when when Trump
became president, like that's that's hypocrisy. Yet it's best, isn't it.
Of course it is? All right. Let's say out to
Richie rich who the man who the man who, de
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man who de man? Oh who the man, Well, it's not,
it's not the Democrats. Sometimes we give who demand to
a group of people, the democra over nine if you're
just waking up, they caved, seven or eight of them.
I think eight Democrats said you know what, we got
to open up the government and you're going all right,
(12:10):
all right, So they crossed the aisle and they voted
with the Republicans, and most likely the government's going to
be reopened as early as this morning. Eight Democrats said
fuck this, I've had enough. And you think to yourself,
all right, well, at least they got stuff. Yeah, yeah, No,
they got nothing. They literally got nothing. They literally got nothing.
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And the Democratic Party and people that lean a Democrat,
they are out of their minds, out of their fing minds.
So the forty day government shut down most likely ends
this morning. It'll fund the government until January thirty. First,
doesn't extend Affordable Care Act. That was the whole reason
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why the Democrats said, hell no, we can't vote for this.
So that's still a no no. They're not extend in
the Affordable Care Act and what the Democrats were promised
by the Republicans. This is why you lose all the time.
Oh my god, you gotta sometimes sometimes, right, we all
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have bullies and assholes in our lives. Right, Sometimes taking
the high road isn't the right road. Sometimes what you
gotta do with a bully is punch him square in
the fucking face. Not the Democrats, Well, we're gonna get
the government reopened. Okay, what do you get? We got nothing,
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but they got promised a future vote. How's that gonna
work out for you? They're promised a future vote on
the stuff. They strongly believe it. But that's kind of
good news in a way for travelers because they said
that this Thanksgiving it was going to be a complete
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nightmare to fly anywhere. So if you were gonna fly
for Thanksgiving and and this government shutdown continued, you literally
were not going anywhere for Thanksgiving except for a very
few of us. So that's the breaking news though. Man,
eight Democrats, Oh my god, and they got nothing. They
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sold their souls and they got nothing. I want to
say hi to Leo gun he's one of mine, one
of mine. He just gifted five OPI radio memberships, Man,
go get those. Thank you very much, Leo Gun. I
greatly appreciate you, sir, for real, because I'm trying to
make a few bucks doing this in the morning. All right,
back to Richie Rich, So who demand? Let me get Now,
(14:44):
let's keep Leo gun Man. You know, if you super chappy,
I'll put you on the goddamn big screen. But Leo
gun you stay right there on the big screen. Gifted
five OPI radio memberships. Thank you. Richie rich asked, who demand?
So it's it's not the Democrats. No, you're not brave.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
You you just show your budget book?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yep, whatever, whatever, whatever is. Jimmy Kimmel's wife is Jimmy
Kimmel's wife the man today we haven't talked about Jimmy Kimmel. Huh.
I supported Jimmy Kimmel. I'm not a fan of the
cancel culture. I'm not a fan of uh, you know,
people getting stepped on when they're trying to entertain their audience,
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whether you like what they say or don't like what
they say. I think you should have the right to
do your thing. And I know it's a free market,
but you know, the pressure was so strong that Disney's like,
oh my god, get Jimmy Kimmel back. We're losing too
much money. That was the only reason they brought him
back they were losing too much money, and I supported
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the move. I support Jimmy Kimmel coming back, but I
also said at the time, if you remember that, I'm
no fan of Jimmy Kimmel. I watched his show the
day he came back after he was suspended. It was okay,
And then I did exactly what I told you guys
I would do. I wouldn't be a regular watcher. I
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haven't watched since. But Jimmy Kimmel's wife is in the
news today and it's something we could all relate to,
believe it or not. Jimmy Kimmel's wife. This is what's
so weird about celebrity. Like, I think a lot of
us do this, and we're I mean all of us.
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We're not famous. Maybe this one famous person in here
watching this, but we're not famous. But we do exactly
what Jimmy Kimmel's wife does, but we don't announce it
to the world. Jimmy Kimmel's wife is cutting off family
members who are against her husband and support Trump. Does
this sound familiar in your life. I mean it could be,
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you know, family members that supported Biden so they relax
it goes both ways. Here it goes both ways. But
in this case, Jimmy Kimble's wife is really pissed off
of family members that support Jimmy, don't support Jimmy, and
support Donald Trump. So she is doing what a lot
of us have done. She's cutting off family members because
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they're political beliefs. Family should be way stronger than political beliefs.
That's what I think, and you should do what we
all do. We all have that one person in our family.
You're thinking of that person right now as I say that,
I know you are the one person. They're on the
Facebook and they're spewing, whether it was like pro Biden
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stuff or pro Trump stuff. See, I'm trying to keep
all of you all of you today, and you know
the one family member there just spewing and spewing and spewing,
and you hate their political beliefs. So what do you do?
You unfollow them on Facebook? The unfollow over the unfriend.
(18:13):
The unfollow means nothing. They don't know you unfollow them.
All that means is like you won't see their shit
in your feed. The brave people do the unfriend to
family members because they see that shit. But uh, that's
what Jimmy Kimmel's wife is doing. You know, anyone that
doesn't support her husband or supports Trump, she she doesn't
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want anything to do with I think that's terrible, right,
I think that's terrible. I try, how I look at this.
I'm no different than you. You know, I got uh, actually,
I got you know, I got a handful of family members.
You know. It could be close family members, it could
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be cousins, it could be uncles, it could be aunts.
You know the deal. I don't agree with them politically,
Oh my god, but when we get together, I just simply,
like you know, when they start going down that road,
I just bet I go, please, please, please, let's talk
about anything else. Please. And that's what we try to do,
try to find the common ground. I'm not gonna argue
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over politics with you. No.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
No.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
My brother did it right Thanksgiving right around the corner.
He I was over his house for Thanksgiving. And this
was this was the early days of Trump, early days
of Trump, when everyone was fired up, fired up, either
in a good way a bad way. And he announced,
he announced, Everyone started sitting down with their plates of food.
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He announced, he said, first person that talks about Trump
or politics in general. You will be cleaning up Thanksgiving.
Guess what, Everyone laughed their asses off, broke the tension
in the room, and uh and no one talked politics.
We talked about everything else. But it was perfect perfect
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uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh all right.
Uh but anyway, so that's the big news of Jimmy
Kimmel's wife. Oh yeah. The point I want to make
is like, why why do we need to know that?
Why isn't she just quietly doing that on the side.
Why do we need to know that she hates family
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members because they support Trump? I don't need to know that.
But these celebrities, any any attention they can get, they
figure it out and then they get the headline for
the day or two. All right, uh who de man?
Who de man? Who de man? Richie Rich is still
asking who to may and who to may and who
demand it's not my bills, go aft yourselves. Bill's lost
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to the dolphins. Are you serious? So this was this
was my weekend? Kid gets the flu, fish sucked pouring rain.
I'm like, all right, well, I'll at least watch the bills.
They get crushed by the dolphins. Oh, by god, what's
going on with the Bills and the stupid Patriots just
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quietly sneaking right to the top of the division. That
f is that about? And uh, you know, just because
I live in Manhattan, f the Giants, they stink. I'm
not a Giants fan. But go skew. And the Jets won.
But that doesn't even really matter anymore, right right? I hope,
I hope your team won. Whoever your team is all right,
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So it's not Josh Allen and the Bills, that's for sure.
My god, who who the man? Who? The man? Who?
To man? Oh? By the way, by the way, does
anyone know? Does anyone know what six seven means? I got?
I got? I got, I got? I got two teengers
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in my house now, two teenagers. And even though my
son full blown flu he us in the backseat with
my daughter and they're just yelling out six seven and
they're laughing. They've been doing this for months, And I said,
could you please tell me what six seven means? I
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pride myself in, uh, you know, keeping up at the times.
I'm finally out with the music, unfortunately, but I lasted
a pretty fucking long time being hip to the trends
and the music out there, but the ship my son
is listening to now, Oh my god, and then then
between songs he just goes six seven, and me and
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my wife are looking at each other. We're like, we
know the six nine, we know the six nine? What's
the six seven? And they just laugh, they just laugh.
They just fucking laugh. Ah Wait, kit Bomb, who is
Sam Roberts the biggest backstabber in the history of broadcasting?
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That's who he is. He's a piece of garbage, kid Bomb.
You don't need to know who he is, all right,
fort nine to nine. Thank you for entertaining me. I've
been down in the dumps and you cheer me up.
Monotone match ears to you. Brother, Oh my god, man,
get your shit together. Man, this is this life thing
is stupid. I know, I know, it's the I mean, look,
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I suffered. I suffered from depression for a while, you know.
I I was in a good place, and then the
career took a dumper roue and then we were rebuilding
the career, and then I lost my two dear friends
that I was doing radio and podcasting with. They both
died within six months of each other, and I just
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went into a fucking spiral. I should have turned this
off for a year or two, but I didn't. Fought
through it there, Monotone. And what's to learn is, you know,
this life is just bullshit. It's all just bullshit. So
you just gotta get up. You gotta push yourself a
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little bit. I don't feel like getting off the couch today.
I'm talking about myself, by the way. This was a
few years ago. And you just gotta push. You just
gotta push. And even if you get out of the
house and you get off the couch, you're like, this sucks.
I gotta be back on the couch. Just pushed through it,
and then you'll you'll you'll do all right, you know,
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or or maybe start smoking some weed. I hope you're
doing better, Monotone. For real, man, And thanks for the
four ninety nine. You didn't have to do that part
of this. You know, I would have talked to you anyway. Brother.
I want, I want you to do all right. John
Courtz down there in Philly nine ninety nine, Holy shit.
(24:52):
F all the politicians, thank you. I need more people
that agree with my f f them all strategy. Okay,
so we don't know what the six seven means. No
one is telling me what the six seven means sixty
seven is. You're right, cute, I get it. I'm stupid. Jesus, dude,
(25:15):
you're a hack shroom your hack. Oh my god, all right,
let me let me go back to the let me
put the ten dollars on back on the screen. All right. So, uh,
we don't know what six seven means. The kids are
yelling and screaming that. You know, I feel like it
has something to do with the sixty nine thing, but uh,
I don't, I I I I don't. I don't want
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my I don't want my son to explain it, and
he's not going to. He just keeps laughing about it.
All right, rich, you're rich? Who the man today? It's
very very simple. It goes to a broad yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Abroad who recently was photographed in a very tight see
through shoot no dress, right dress dressed dress nice, tight
see through dress.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yes. And then this person she sat down for an
interview sexy as all hell, and I saw the pictures
without the makeup, and people trying to say she look
look without the makeup. She's nothing wrong, totally wrong. Oh,
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you just told me what the six seven is? Opia.
I just told you it's height six feet seven inches?
All right? Does it have something to do with a
basketball player that was six seven and was it in
a rap song? I was trying to figure it out
right before I turned this thing on, and then then
I got lost when I was researching the stupid thing. Diana,
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thanks for your fortnight and and you just wasted it.
I'm not spending time on stupid Sam Roberts. He's just
sitting in the seat that I occupied for many years,
that in a studio that was occupied by Opiate Anthony,
and he's just sitting there rotting. No one's talking about
his dumb, stupid satellite radio show, I mean nobody, and
(27:24):
he's still doing a version of our show. The times
that his shit comes up comes up on my radar,
it's like, oh, you got Rich foss On? Do you
how about you blow off everything Opiate Anthony and do
something completely different to Rich foss to go screw. I
guess I talked about him. So thanks for your four dollars.
(27:45):
All right, let me go to Matthew. I think six
to seven means the actual number of bits you contributed
to O. NA, I get it. I sucked you wasted
for but thank you, thanks for your four ninety died.
I got it. I got it. I admitted that, you know,
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the last few years on Opian Anthony, I was, I
was wallpaper on my own show. I'm I admitted that.
You know, I had two guys that uh you know
that it was more they had the chemistry and they
they absolutely, uh definitely pushed me out of out of,
out of the show. And I just sat there. I
just fucking sat there for the last couple of years.
(28:26):
I'll admit it. But there's plenty of plenty of great
stuff I contributed to before the last couple of years
of own a. All right, So then this this hot
piece of ass. Oh my god, the sea through dress.
I can't even show the sea through dress. She's abroad
that loves showing off her cans. My god, I I
(28:48):
went down a rabbit hole. I mean there's videos, she's
in movies topless.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
She likes to show off those cans.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
My god and yuah. And then she sat down for
an interview and they're like, are you gonna apologize for
your for your jeans? D I know it's Sidney Sweeney
said no, I'm not apologizing. Fucking Hey, that rules because
now I'm not apologizing. Her quote was was, I did
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a gene ad. I love jeans. All I wear are
jeans and a T shirt. And then I'm thinking, oh
my god, of course you only wear a T shirt.
Oh my god, it's got to be a white T shirt, right,
and Richie rich That's why I Sidney Sweeney is duh
man today. Anyone that does any of that critical thinking, right,
(29:41):
you understand exactly what what what the Sidney Sweeney was
doing with the gene ads. Oh yeah, it was a
little double entendre, a little bit jeans and jeans. I
got it. I got it. J E A N S
and g E N E S. I got it. I
understood it perfectly. And she's basically saying, I got the jeans, man,
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look at my fucking body. I got the jeans. And
then oh yeah, and I'm also wearing these jeans that
look great on my fucking body. Oh my god. And
then I guess somehow people started thinking because they think
too much, Like like I said to that guy that
was suffering from depression, Matthew, right, where's Matthew again, Matthew,
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where's Matthew? Oh no, that's not him. Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, old God. Oh no, monotone, Matt, Right,
you know, just live in the moment, be your true self,
push through your depression, and you're gonna be just fine. Okay,
all right. So then the people that have too much
(30:48):
time in their hands and they have to just find
the shit wherever they go, they're like, oh, so she's
basically saying because he's white, she's got good jeans. No,
she's saying she's got good genes because she's a piece
of ass. You could be purple and and be a
piece of ass. I understood that. You looked at her
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and you're like, that's a fine specimen right there. She's
got good jans. That's all. That's all you have to
If they did the same commercial with a piece of
ass that was a that was an African American woman,
is that how you say it these days? Brown skinned?
How do you say it? I don't know, because, man,
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there are times my son goes, that's race. I'm like,
what this is how we're brought up, That's how we
used to say things. But if the same commercial was
done with a with a black woman, piece of ass,
I've seen them, I've seen them. We've all seen them.
Would would all the white people be screaming? Oh? Probably?
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Actually probably? But God blessed Sidney Sweeney. She sat down
for an interview with those blinky blink guys bleak, blink, blink,
and they said, you want to apologize. It's just like, no, man,
I don't want to apologize. No, I'm not apologizing. I
love people that don't want to apologize. I love it.
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So Sidney Sweeney is dumb man today. All right, we
got Leo gunn sixty seven. Okay, we're gonna figure out
what six seven is. Leo gun you're spending money, bro,
What the fuck can you hire me if you got
all this money? Leo gun Rights sixty seven is an
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ambig ambiguous sorry slang term that was waffled. Oh that
has waffled his way through jen Alpha, social media, and
school hallways. While the term is largely nonsensical, some argue
it means so so or maybe this, maybe that. Oh
my god, that's terrible. All right, well we learned it
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a little bit. Uh, let me say I to kill
the batman, Kill the Batman eighty seven. Have you seen
what people have been doing with AI and music? Recently?
Heard a remake of a Metallica song, Unforgiven, but it
was reggae style and it was good. Look it up
on YouTube. I want your thoughts. I heard that fucking
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thing killed the Batman. What they're doing with AI and
music is absolutely unbelievable. It's unbelievable. And just imagine where
it's gonna be in another year or two. That's gonna
be another industry that is fucked. AI is taking us
all out. What's gonna be left for us in five
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years with this AI? But I don't know. I mean,
if I was like, uh, let me think, let's think
of a band. Let's think. Let's think like uh, I
was gonna go Beatles, but let's go like led Zeppelin.
If I was led Zeppelin, I would embrace this shit
and I would get I would get someone that really
knows how to do this AI music thing, and I
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would have led Zeppelin singing the hits of fucking today
and in their style obviously, and I would put out
an album every week and just watch the money kod ching,
kud ching, kud ching. That's the only hope that these
bands have is to embrace it sign deals, you know.
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Let's say it's Nirvana, Nirvana, those sings. Fucking Uh, who's
that that? Carpenter broad Uh Sarah Carpenter. What's her name?
Because the kids, uh, they they listen to that as well?
What's what's her first name? The Carpenter. She's got a
she's got a song about about getting wet. When she
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thinks of you, I'm like, this is what you kids
are listening to today. I swear to God, I feel
like I'm my old man. I don't. I don't like
feeling like my old man. What's the what's the I
got it to look up the lyric to this? Hold on?
What's her name? Sarah Carpenter? I forget? Uh? Uh all right,
Uh Sarah Carpenter, I think, no, that's not our name.
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What's her what's her fucking name? Sarah? Uh? Sabrina, Sabrina Carpenter? Okay,
Sabrina Carpenter, all right? Uh? What's the wet sog? Sog? Uh?
Uh wait, Sarah all right? Hold Sarah Carpenter songs, Uh
please please, no on my way, no nonsense. Looking at me.
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I don't know which one it is. Uh wait, wait,
Sarah Carpenter songs Relaxed. This is just a stupid live stream.
I'm literally at my window sill. There's no pressure doing this,
so let me take my timing figure this out. Sarah
Carpenter songs, Uh, I get I get wet, I get wet,
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I get wet. Lyrics. Okay, all right, this is what
the kids are listening to today. The song is called
Tears by Sabrina carportor this is what I have to
listen to when I'm trying home from the beach with
my two kids in the back, and me and my
wife just look at each other like, oh, we're in
it two teenagers? Are you kidding me? My son is
sitting there six seven and six seven, and then my
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daughter's cranking out Sabrina Carpet or Tears, and the lyrics
are I get wet at the thought of you being
a responsible guy, treating me like you're supposed to do.
Tears run down my thighs. Whatever happened to love love me?
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Do?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
He he he? Anyway, all right, let me let me,
let me snatch another tenor oh no, I can't snatch
another tenor oh no, it was killed the Batman. Yeah.
I embraced the uh excuse me, the AI music thing
because it's absolutely amazing what they're coming up with. It's
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solid and music is in trouble. Then, oh my god,
they are in trouble. All right. So we did uhoda man.
We did the Jimmy Kimmel, we did the Democrats caving.
We did my son getting the flu after getting his
flu shot. That's fun. I will end with this today. China.
(37:14):
This China. They they crazy, They crazy in China. All right,
picture this, this is literally happening in China. How do
you know? I read it. I read it like anyone
else in China. Okay. Imagine you're at a restaurant, right,
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and you're like, man, I gotta take a shit in
mid meal. I got to take a shit. Ah. So
you're going to the stall, right, and you do your business,
and then you're like, well, how does this huh? Wait?
(37:56):
How do I wait? Where's the toilet paper? Wait, there's
a new machine in here. Wait, how do we get
the toilet paper out of this new machine? Wait? I
gotta I gotta get back to the table and finish
my meal. Well, this is happening in China, and a
lot of the stuff that happens in China they bring
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to America. My god, So in China. You're in the
stall and you do your business, and now you need
the TP. Guess how you have to get the TP.
You have to scan QR codes and watch ads on
the toilets in China. This is a thing. You're sitting
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there and you just want your TP, and before they
give you TP, you gotta watch a couple of ads. Jesus,
oh my god, that is the story of the day.
China public toilets now force you to scan QR codes
and watch ads to get the That's absolutely amazing. Uh
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uh uh uh uh uh should obi get Uh we'll
hand with a couple of comments and we'll go face.
Should O be get lip filler? Ooh ooh wait, let
me move the lips in. Yeah, I got bird lips.
You know I got bird lips. My wife's got the
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plump lips. I got the bird lips. The kids, uh inherited. Uh,
thank god, the kids inherited the plump lips, and thank
god they inherited the good thumbs. Thank god, thank god. Yeah,
a little lip filler right at my age, that would
look stupid. All right, I'm gonna go. That was it
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for today. I guess nice and easy, nice and easy.
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he'll be on tomorrow. Okay, guys, uh, yeah, I guess
that's it. It's always awkward. Yeah, you know, I should
just end stream and that would be it