December 9, 2025 • 53 mins
Dive into the chaotic magic of Christmas in New York City as Opie and comedian Ron the Waiter roast the gridlock nightmares, overrated chestnuts, and tourist traps that turn the holidays into a hilarious pressure cooker. Discover surprising insider stories from Ron's medieval combat event at a beer garden and shocking revelations from the P. Diddy documentary that expose the dark side of fame. This witty, no-holds-barred episode reveals why embracing the madness might just save your sanity this season.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to my live stream. We're five hundred feet above
the streets of New York.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It is.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It is cold in New York. We got the gridlock
in New York. Rat sidings are up twenty percent. Crampis
is happening. I don't know what a crampis is, but
supposedly crampis is what the evil side of Christmas. But
we're in it, bitches. The holiday season is upon us.
Isn't it fun? Are you loving the stress of December?
(00:38):
Oh my god, it's it's you know, for the kids,
Oh my god. Christmas is magical for the kids. But
for the adults, it's it's it's a pressure cooker.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's a lot of extra work.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's a lot of other things you gotta do on
top of everything else you gotta deal with in this
thing we call life.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Right, but we got gridlock in New York because we
got the farmers. We call them the farmers. You might
even be one of the farmers.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You gotta come to New York City because you gotta
you gotta feel the magic of Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
In New York City.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Ah, yes, the magic of Christmas in New York City.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So you come in from the suburbs.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Right, you come in from Jersey, you come in from
Long Island, you come in from west Chester, and what
are you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Maybe Staten Island And you come in to see the
Christmas tree. Ah, yes, the Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And you sit there and you and you walk right
up to the Christmas Tree at Rockefeller Center with your
little family and you get your picture taken all nice,
and then you get a couple cups of hot coco.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Nope, that's not nope, no nope, do do no no, no, no, dope.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
You pray that I don't know, maybe a thousand or
two thousand people, get the fuck out of your waist.
You can get a picture with your little family in
front of the Christmas tree, and then you wait online for.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
About an hour to get the hot coco. Rono's right, Rod,
you know about uh uh uh Christmas in New York City.
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's that.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
This dude, why my hair is all clicked back?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
You're not you know what, bro, You're you don't got
the type of hair that you should be slicking back.
You know, you got to understand the problems uh with
the hair, and you gotta wear it a different way.
What what's going on with your hair today?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Did you just take a shower?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Na? I washed my face cold, a little wet, I
put I put the cone through my hair. It's exposing
my massive fucking forehead that encompasses my massive fucking brain.
I'm like a brainiac. I have no apologies. My brain
is so fucking big it's pushing the hair out of
(03:00):
the way.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I gotta be honest, you're it's not that you're you
know you got a receding hairline.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's that your brain is so fucking big.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You got the normal amount of hair on that head,
but the brain is just way too big.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You're a smart man. Round the way to Uh, what
are you feeling about this Christmas? In New York? You
know it's gridlock alert.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Remember when Tathy Hochel said that the the congestion pricing
plan will take care of the problems in New York City.
We got another We got another gridlock alert in New
York City because everyone's coming in to see the Christmas
tree in Rockefeller Center.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, during the holidays, they have gridlocks of work. It's centally.
It starts once once the Rockefeller Christmas Tree goes up. Yeah,
here's here's the difference. This is what I noticed. I
was gonna bring it up the last time we did
get parts. So we do get parts Wednesday, late afternoon
(03:56):
by six, right, right, So I always come from a
story at Queens, New York.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I take I have to take two different subways.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I have to go into I have to go into
Times Square and transfer to the Red Line to come
up to the.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Upper west side. Right when I got.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It, and this is now the Rockefeller Center tree has
been lit right when I got off, when I got
off at Times Square to transfer to the two or
three Express to come up to seventy second and Broadway.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Coming down the.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Stairs to the platform where you catch the Red line, right,
you couldn't continue going down the stairs. There was so
the platform was so congested that I could only get
halfway down the stairs because you couldn't continue going down
the stairs onto the platform, which by the way, is
(04:56):
very extremely dangerous. There's there's like an algorithm the amount
of people per square rinch on the platform, the equation
of someone falling into the tracks goes up dramatically. Yeah,
I couldn't go into the platform. I had to wait
for the train to come. People to get on then
(05:19):
I can get down to the platform, and I had
to wait for the next train. It's wild in New
York City.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Well the point, the point is that, you know, I
hate to be this guy.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's you know, some would say the Grech, the great.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You know, when you see movies about Christmas in New York,
it looks so magical, doesn't it look magical? Run and
if it's a movie where there's a scene in front
of the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree, it's like.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh, look, no one else is here. We can huh, yeah, exactly.
I have to be the Grinch.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
There's nothing nothing fun about coming in and seeing the
Rockefeller Christmas Tree, which is on a lot of people's
bucket list. We got to see the tree at the
Rockefeller Center, right. If you want to see the tree properly,
come into New York, wake up at two in the
morning and go there. It's still lit up, but there'll
(06:22):
be nobody around.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Okay, hold on, that's not true anymore, really not even
that's not I don't know. I don't know what's going on,
but I don't know if it's always been like that,
but they shut it off at midnight or something like that.
It's not lit. It's not lit twenty four hours? Was
it always?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Was it always lit twenty four hours?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Wait? They shut the tree down in the middle during
the night.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I remember the tree lid.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I'm watching NBC today, you know with Al Roca blah
blah blah. Yeah, and they were saying the viewing hours
for the rock Afell Cellar Christmas Tree. It's from so
and so and the lights the lights go off it
midnight or something and they come back on at like
six in the morning or eight in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I did not know this until this very moment.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Was that always like that? Or is this something? Is
this something new?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I don't honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I mean the point is that they should keep the
tree on twenty four hours a day so more people
could see this thing, so more people could you know,
check it out without having to wait out. Have you
ever tried to go to the Rockfeller Center Christmas Tree
during the day, You know, you have to get on
a fucking line down a side street just to get there.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Or or if you want to go ice skating, it's like, right,
it's like forty five minutes in line just to fucking
ice skate for thirty minutes and it costs you fucking
three thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Well, we went over that.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
And the fact is the ice raking, they don't they
they crowd the rink to the you're just walking around it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
You can't even stay.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Don't even rent if you're allowed, don't even rent the skates,
telling me you got your own and just walk on
the ice because you're not going to be moving too
fast on that ding.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
And here's the other reason why they have congestion pricing. Yeah,
first of all, the population of Manhattan, what is it
like eight million.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Something that all the borrows something like that. I think
it's eight million for all of them.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Do you know? So congestion pricing, right, do you actually
know how big the island of Manhattan is.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
It's very small. On it's very.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Small, and a half miles long right, two and a
half miles wide. That's small.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
That is very small.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
And you have.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Eight million residents right top of the millions of people
coming in for the Broadway shows, the shopping right.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
See the fucking tree.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Dude, you you can't move in New York City right
now if you're a resident. Yeah, this type of the
season and sucks. That's what you can't.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Move, dude, That was my whole point. We could have
made the point about eight minutes ago and then moved on.
This time of year sucks for ours. This time sucks
for anyone trying to come in to see the Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Nothing is easy.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You gotta be online, and then there's there's sections where
you're not. You know, I think if you pay like money,
a good amount of money, you could you could get
a decent picture of the tree with your family.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Here's something that's gonna piss you off. Yeah, because I
love congestion pricing. I think it's amazing. Trump tried to
shut it down. Patrick Duffy, Trent, Patation Secretary tried to
shut it down. By the way, can you imagine gridlock
without congestion pricing. This is why I love congestion pricing.
(09:48):
Since congestion pricing, pollution has gone down twenty one percent
in New York City. That's fucking dramatic. I can breathe again.
Oh you don't care? What do you want to get?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Black lung like a fucking coal minor.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Ron.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
This is where I uh show my support for Trump.
I don't show my support for Trump on a lot
of things.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Dude, you are wearing a red hat.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
But he had it I am wearing the red hat,
I am, but uh, he had it right. The congestion
pricing plan is squeezing the middle class. And if they
wanted to do the congestion pricing plan, which they did,
they should have made other other means of getting into
New York cheaper.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
They're crushing the middle class with congestion pricing, crushing.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Them twenty less pollution. That's dramatic. I can breathe. I
can actually smell the chestnuts roasting on an open fire
on the corner by the way, that is, I don't know.
By the way, I don't think chestnuts are actually that tasty.
But you go to every you go every corner now
(11:00):
in New York City, there's a guy roasting chestnuts.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
His name is Pedro, but whatever, but it does smell good.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Run you know my disdain for chestnuts. Why are you
doing this to me? I got a.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Disdain about a roll.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
You don't like congestion pricing, you don't like chestnuts.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
No one likes chestnuts.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
It's like, you know, it's like your it's like you're
anti American.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
No, no one likes chestnuts. It's a fantasy because.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
The squirrels love chestnuts.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Squirrels. We're not squirrels, we're squirreling.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I despise nat King Cole for coming up with that song,
because I don't think anyone paid attention to chestnuts until
Nat King Cole with chestnuts roasting on an open fall.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
You say you despise Nott King Cole.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, I do, no, because lord.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
You are a Trump supporter, because he took his name
off the Simoonian too.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
No, he started the obsession with the chestnuts, and it
drives me nuts because no one actually likes them.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Old.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I've never seen anyone by chess chestnuts.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And like you said, they're it's set up on every
corner because I guess the smells of a chestnut is.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
The only people who buy chestnuts and they give me
they give you to those brown paper bags. It's the tourists.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
The tourists are buying chestnuts.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
They're not buying chestnuts, and if they are, they realize
how bad they are and they're like, oh not King
Cole can go screw too, And then they take their
they take their bag and chestnuts and they throw it
in the garbage can next to them.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
The greatest eater of our time is named after chestnuts,
Joey chestnuts.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Joey chestnuts, the greatest.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Hot dog eat of our generation.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Respect, respect Joey, Joey Chestnuts.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Respected, Joey Chestnuts, Joey.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Hold on, one more thing about the congestion pricing. It's
a nice segue. Did you see what.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Got loose on the belt Parkway?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
A horsey?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
A horse?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
We got loose on the belt Awkway, which got me thinking,
you know what show I really enjoyed, uh watching because
my grandparents used to watch it. What mister ed?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Oh my good, mister ed.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Now here's the question, right, I had to memorize the
fucking song. Right.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
So in high school, we we'd go away for two
weeks every summer in August for double sessions, you know,
for training camp.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
We actually won the state championship that year.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh you were a football player forgot?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah? I was one of Yeah, I played varsity football.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
We won the state championship.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
So we we so we'd go we'd go to a
summer camp for two weeks, quite double sessions.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
So we had to put on a talent contest.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
So our little group. I had to sing the fucking
song from mister Ed. And so I was the horse
and there was a guy on me, riding like I was.
There was guy on me right, and I was singing
the song while I was a horse, and I still
remember it.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
You're ready for by the way, hold on, hold on, No,
do you know it?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
A horse is a horse? Of course? Of course?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
All right, all right, please.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
No, Ron, you're not getting away with this. I'm proud
that I don't know the theme to mister Red.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I'll let me, let me, let me do it.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I understand there was animal abuse because that show came.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Out in a at a time where they didn't give
a shit about animals. So they probably were putting hot
sauce in mister Red's mouth to make it look like
he was talking.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
That fucking horse was smoking and having Jack Daniels right
beside fucking Sinatra. Course. Wait, a horse is a horse,
of course, of course, And no one can talk to
a horse of course. That is Oh my god, this
is fucking brutal. No, no it.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Ron, You're not supposed to look down at the paper.
You're supposed to know it by heart.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
The horse is a horse, unless of course. The horse,
of course, is the famous mister Red.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You set that whole thing up bragging, and you didn't
even know you broke down lyrics.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
It's really is a tongue twister. A horse is a horse,
of course.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And
no one can talk to a horse of course, that is,
of course, unless the horse is the.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Famous mister rat Red. Jesus Christ say that five times fast.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Wow, I'm so glad you brought that up today because
you really nailed it, just like you were you you
said you would. Uh, what's up with the horse on
the highway? Do we know why there was a horse
on the highway?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
It was probably escaping the glue factory? Ah, who knows. Yeah,
we don't know the backstory on that one.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Hey, I got uh where's Richie reach? He was asking
who to man today? Where is that? Richie? Rich?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I actually got a hood man. Do you have a
who to man today? We haven't done that in a while.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Uh geez, I wasn't planning on who's the man today?
Let me tell you hold on, let me tell you
what I have. Let's see what you want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Well, I got who to man, while you figure out
what we want to talk about, hold.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
On while I say it. Let me see what you're
interested to talk about. Yeah, Billboard, Billboard came out with
just now. Actually right, you know what Billboard.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Is, right, of course I know what Billboard is.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I don't know, so Billboard just came out.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
This is true, right, the top stand up comedians of
the twenty first century.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I saw the list.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Dude, your boy Patrise almost didn't make it. Wait, he
made the list barely, Like, we's do it. He's so
far down he was going to make the list. But
we can do that.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I also have Wait, I'm sticking up for Patrise. If
he was still alive, he'd be way up on the list.
He's been doing a long time now, bro, I have
enough material out there to, you know, keep him going.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Do you want to know what number he is?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I would, Well, what's the list? Top?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
What? Top?
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Twenty five?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
All right? So he was like twenty three.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Eighteen, all right, that's that's.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Very impressive if you want to know the truth.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
So of the twenty first century, which means the year
two thousand, right, so for the for the year, for
the entire two thousands, twenty first centuries the year two thousand. Okay,
patrise O'Neill out of the top twenty five comedian. For
the twenty first century, bill Board had patrise O'Neil at
(17:50):
number eighteen. Okay, what do you think they put Bill
Burr still live six? You saw the list?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You are? I swear to god, I didn't see the list.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Five?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
All right, that's I always.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Say he's I think he's Uh wow, Who's who's higher
than Bill Burr? Bill Burr had an insane run in
the two thousands.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
By the way, there's four comedians above Bill Burr. Who
are they? It's Bill Burr number five? Who's the top
comedians above Bill Burr?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
And I swear I didn't see this list.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Ron.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
You gotta believe me. I would go with I mean
Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yes, Dave Chappelle is up there.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Uh wow?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
You got three more higher than Bill Burr?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Can I If you want to hit I'll give you
a hint.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Maybe Louis c k Yes, really with number three? Huh
when numbers?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
He?
Speaker 4 (18:49):
So you said, did you say Dave Chappelle? I said, Chappelle,
he's number one.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Okay, that louis number three?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
So wait, to who would be number two?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
You want to hit on that one?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
You want to hand you BurrH uh uh uh.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Not Chris Rock. Maybe Chris Rock. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Excuse me.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah, it's the guy who you used to like pick
up your kids with, Chris Rock.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Chris Rock's number two.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Chris Rock at number two?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I but Chris Rock hasn't done Chris Rock's like stand
up fame is before two thousand.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I think the Will slip, the Will Smith slap kind
of fucking probably put him up there. So who's number four? Four?
H he's got a two really good comedian. He's John Mullaney.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Oh, John Mulaney is a very good comedian. I saw
him one. He's brilliant at his stand up.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
So who do you think?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Okay, I'll tell you what. Who do you think?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
The three comedians? Who's six and eight, six seven?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Bill Burr's number.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Five, six, seven and eight.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I don't know this world anymore?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Uh? Is Dan Cook even on the list because he
had a hell of him Now it's his drop off.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
I'll give you. I'll tell you you know who's under
Bill Burr? Jerry Seinfeld? What Jerry Seinfeld is higher than
Bill Burr.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
No, he's under.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
He's never said he should be.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Who's Who's under Jerry Seinfeld? Number seven?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Bro, I don't know this list. Kevin Hot, do you
ever leave?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Wait Ron, you're a comedian, You're a stand up comedian, right, yeah,
you do?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
You know what? Kevin Hart is laughing.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
At all of us?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Dude? He uh his Netflix specially just came out like,
fucking I do one million views.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I understand that.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
My point is every time I see Kevin Hard on
anything else, he's just laughing, and at the time, I'm like,
what is this guy laughing at?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
That's my point. This is not about the standout.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
He's laughing all the way to the bank.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
But yeah, he's He's worth a few bucks, isn't he. Now?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
He he was on a podcast like fucking everyone has
one ah ship who was it was? And he's talking
about Kat Williams and talking and talking about how cat
million Kat Williams was set up to be the guy
(21:47):
set up to be the net like the next Martin
Lawrence or or Will Smith or Jamie Fox gotcha, And
Kevin Hart said, Dude, this guy had it in the
palm of his hands, and there was one thing that
was stopping him from doing it. What's that he couldn't
(22:07):
stop fucking doing drugs?
Speaker 4 (22:10):
He said, he just wasn't showing up.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
He just wasn't showing up.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
He wasn't showing up to fucking press releases, he wasn't
promoting anything. He just he wasn't showing up through for
his call times. Man that said he couldn't put down
the pipe.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
That's just the evil itch that gets a lot of
them in the end, right right, ronning bitch.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
And when they say the pipe, we're not talking about
I got it.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I got it, I got it. Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
And then Kat Williams says about Kevin Hart, is Kevin
Hart sold his soul to the devil?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah? Well, I mean no, he did it. He just
worked really hard.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
You know, Kevin Hart worked extremely hard, so he deserves everything.
But my point is, like watch Kevin Hard on anything.
He just laughs the entire What are you laughing at?
Just because you're a comedian and not everything is a laugh?
It's weird little observation. Uh ron I got who demand
(23:14):
today because it falls into what you're talking about with comedians.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Go ahead, So, uh I'm gonna give.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Who to man today to uh uh bust or ribes.
Do you know what's going on with Buster Rives? No,
so Bust, Why the grouchy face?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
All of a sudden, Ron, I'm paying attention.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Why why? Why the grouchy face?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I'm focusing.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I'm focusing even though I got swollen eyes still from
being allergic to a Christmas tree?
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Is that even a thing?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, yeah, it's a thing. I already called trees and
all grass. So what what's what's the word after Christmas?
Christmas tree?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
So you're allergic to You're allergic to a Christmas tree?
Christmas piss you off? Nuts?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, it doesn't piss me up.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Ron you like you're Jewish?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Ron, No r. With all due respect, you're a single man,
so the holidays are a lot easier for you when
you have kids. This thing is it's a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
By the way, being a single man, the holiday is
supposed to be very hot for you. I mean, if
you're a single man, the holiday is supposed to be
very hot for you.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Oh well, yeah, I guess that part of it.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
What are you talking about? It's very hard to be alone.
It's very hard to be single. One and they're in
the holidays, blue blue Christmas.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Wait, do you really get set around the holidays? Because
I know that's a thing. Okay, good, good.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Because the other side of it is the people that
have families and stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
It's it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
It's a lot of stress, anxiety to get everything done properly,
a lot.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Decorating, shopping, you know, trying to do some of these
holiday things that are around the city. It's a lot,
to be honest with you, and a lot of us,
you know, we stress this time of year.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
But bust the rhymes. You don't know anything about the
buster rhymes.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
He's in the news. I don't know what force something
about with a woman.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
He no buster rhymes is the mand today because he.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Can't he can't handle that. He looks exactly like Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
He can't handle it. And there's a video. I got
the video. But it's not that the video is not
that great. Wait, you know, maybe I could play a
little of this.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Let me let me download it really fast.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
If you're saying he looks like Tracy Morgan, it sounds
like he put on a few pounds.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
He yes, But but this has been going around for
a long time that Buster Rhymes looks like Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
So then you got one of these.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Asshole uh you know, uh influencers. They see the Bust
of Rhymes. He's going into some kind of event, I
don't know what event, and he decides he's gonna make
his viral video and uh he goes up to Bust
the Rhymes and says, my man, Tracy Morgan, My.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Bad, Tracy Morgan. Buster Rhymes gives him a talking to.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Now I've I've done these kind of uh, these type
of videos. You gotta understand if you're gonna go down
that road and you're gonna take a little chance, you know,
there might be some action. Buster Rhymes wanted to knock
this kid's head off his off his shoulders and gave
him a talking to. But he can't handle the fact
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that that everyone thinks he looks like Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I got the video. The video isn't that great, but
we could at least try it a little bit. All right,
here it is here. It is what you hear in
the video.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
No, I just said, now the the audio, right, you know,
that's that's all we need because the video really isn't
that good, but.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
He's like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait wait,
he gets all bad hold up, yeah, hold up, hold up,
and then he gives the kid a talking to it
and you know he wanted he wanted to knock the
kid out, and I wouldn't blame you know what, I
wouldn't blame Bust the Rhymes at that point, you know,
the kid took his chance for his viral video.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
He's a he's an influencer. He went for it.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Buster the Rhymes ain't having it, and if Buster the
Rhymes knocked the kid's head off, it would be on
the kid.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I think you know that's not the first time someone
has called a musician a comedian and the guy went
fucking nuts. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Uh No, Actually you can.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
You can find the video. I'll find the video.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Okay, it's who's the drummer for the Chili Peppers, Chad?
Oh yeah, the Chad Chad Chad Smith. Yes, so Chad
Smith is at a gig. He's like, he's at a
live gig. He's drumming, right, and literally some of those
We Love You Will Farrell and he fucking stopped and
(28:29):
had it. He went wild fuck you, motherfucker, you know,
like how disrespectful.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
I'm here to fucking play for you and you want
to fucking.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Like he threw the stormed off like and like, and
then he came back and he's like a joking but
I don't think he was. We love you, Will Farrell.
And then he's like, we love you in this movie
and they started fucking like doing quote from uh, what's
that race card movie where he's Billy Bob Thorn and
what was his name? I don't know, know the race
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cop movie.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I didn't like that. I thought that movie was stupid.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
They're all the same.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
It's either a race cop movie or he's a fucking
or he's or he's an ice skater, right.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Or you summed up Will's Will Farrell's whole career by
saying he's either a race car driver or ice.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Skater and it's all and it's all slapstick, dude.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
He was in a lot of fun movies, to be
honest with you, Will Farrell. And you know, Chad Smith
could go screw because him and him and Will Farrell
set that ship up a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
But what late night.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Talk show did they go on dressed exactly alike, and
they looked like wins okay crazy.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yes, I think this was that incident happened before and
then they kind of like decided to make fun of it.
But there really is a video the guy go.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
And Will Farrell, we love yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
They start, oh, Bobby Ricky and they start doing Bobby
Ricky quotes Bobby and he's like, fuck this and he
walked off the almost he almost like traps his drum set.
And I think after that they I think they came
on Jimmy kimp Uh.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Who's the guy you like who's too happy?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Oh? I mean, I don't know Jimmy Sallen. I don't
know if I like he's all right whatever, But they came.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Up Jimmy Fallon dressed exactly alike.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
So I uh.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I went to the Museum of National National Natural History
with the with the family a bunch of years ago.
I was actually in the elevator with Chad for you know,
for one floor, Like you get on the elevator and
you pop up one floor.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Everyone gets coincidence, huh, pure coincidence per one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
So I got to take a peek at the guy
for about I don't know, fifteen seconds we're in the
elevator together.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Maybe, dude, the guy really looks a lot like Will Fast.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
No, it's like pretty crazy, actually the doppel ganger.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, one hundred percent. So.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Uh but Buster Rhymes is dumb man today because you know,
he's got to accept that he looks like Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Is you can't avoid that, you do, sir?
Speaker 4 (31:08):
You know you're h I'm sure your your your your former.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Co host would say, they all well, they all look alike.
I mean what I mean, like your your former co
host wouldn't be shocked at that. He thinks everybody looks
like Buster Rhymes and Tracy Morgan would be Goldberg looks
like Buster.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
You go, Ronnie? So what else is going on with you?
Ron I haven't seen you since Friday?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Did you see the video I posted.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Of which one they decided to get, you know, for
shits and giggles at the place I worked. They decided
to do this like fucking medieval times, like with knights
and shining ama right going at it like you saw
that video I did.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
I did, so they didn't. They didn't prepare for it.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
They they let's give it a shot, dude, Like a
thousand people showed up. It was wild. It was like
pro wrestling. We didn't have enough steps. We couldn't even
serve anybody. We didn't have enough people people.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Was it a larp hold on? Right? Was it a
LARPing event?
Speaker 3 (32:24):
What's that mean?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Like they were they were pretending to be meeting.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
This pretending dude.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
They were fucking straight up going at it like this
was real combat.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Like they were like exhausted, dude.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
At one point one of the matches, like they they
were like wrestling, Like they got locked up.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
So one guy takes his helmet and starts bashing the other.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Guy like Jock's head, budding him the fucking like people
will foam at the mouth. It was like a w
WF wrestling event. Every time a good strike everything. Yeah, no,
this is real swords, real armor. One guy fucking got wobbled.
You get hit in the head with a sword.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Dah yeah yea yeah yah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
This was this was real combat.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Did they have the spiky ball thing?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
It was like fucking mad Max beyond the Thunderdome. Two
men enter, one one man leaves. So they they gave
it a try, and it exceeded everyone's expectations or I
think they wanted to do it on a regular basis. Dude,
A thousand people showed up to see people fucking whack
each other.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Well, but this has to be a real thing that
people really know about that that they came to.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Exactly right, So there there is this underground movement. Like right,
two people were selling merchant ship Like I didn't know
this was like a thing, but there was a big
community of this and they promoted it and everyone showed up.
There was a thousand people. It was. It almost looked
like Monty Python. Oh nice, like head to toe like
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you have. By the way, you have to be covered
in head to toe or you're gonna get killed. These
are real, fucking like a right, fair enough sewds.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I thought I thought it was more pretend because I
went I went to the medieval festivals in my time
in Jersey, Right, No, I went to one in Western
New York when I was living in Rochester.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
You know, it was fun.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Hey, are you able to pop up that video and show.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
It the video on your Instagram?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, go on my Instagram and show people.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I mean, I I don't know if I I I uh,
let me let me know because I got down load.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
No I can't, I can't fight. Yeah, we can show
it tomorrow or something.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Well, all right, well tomorrow morning, we'll show it.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
It's it's real. It's real combat. Listen. It's two guys
beating each other off.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
You know, Ron, I was I wanted to make fun
of it, you know, because you're talking medieval.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I'm like, ahh, but you turn me.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I kind of want to check it out because you're
you're really saying that they're beating the crap out of
each other. The only reason they're not getting really hurt
is because they got full army.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
They are taking full swings, all right. They're a rule
like you can't you can't stab, but you can literally
like take a full Dude. One guy got hit in
the side of the head and he stumbled and then
everyone's like yeah and like.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Dude, like it was like barbaric.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
All right, I'm into it, man, seeing.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Two men beating each other off with swords, it it's
a little hot.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Well let me ask you this.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Uh, the people that go and see something like this, right,
medieval fighter is in full armor. Does Ron the waiter
get a good night of tips? Do those type of
people tip, do they drink beer?
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Dude, they're fucking Connie's baby, Connie's Connie's tip because they
understand the working class. And by the way, it was
like a lot of girls, like the fucking women were
into it. When women witches, bitches, wenches. There there boobs.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
As they're watching their men fight in full armor.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Hey what I mean, It's like it's show me an
opportunity where you can see, like seriously full combat. And
it really looked like fucking medieval times. I mean, and
they really did that back in the Middle Ages.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
That wasn't entertained back then.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Let me ask you, this was the bohemian beer garden.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Uh, serving turkey legs for the event where people walking around.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
With turkey legs.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
So the first guy who showed up, he actually had.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Half of his armor on because.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
You just can't like he had half of his armor
on because you have someone has to put it on
for you. He looked like he was in full armor, right,
And he goes up to the bar and he and
he has a fucking big old sausage.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
In one hand. We don't have the turkey legs.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
But he's got a big old fucking bratwurst with the
fucking style kow mustard. And he goes to the bar
and I'm like, please please order a doc Bear, just
just just make please order one of those doc beers.
And he ordered a fucking half brought Duncle, which is
a fucking deep German doc beer, and he got it
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and I'm like, please please do it in the fucking
giant stein. Yes, the fucking guy's got a fucking giant sign.
It's probably ten pounds heavy and one hit full strolling
silver shiny yby. He looks like he looks like King Ath.
I swear to God, King Ath.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
And by the way, the guys who do it like
they're all into it. Do they have long hair, they're tall,
they're big. The guy's got a lot of here. He
looks like thora.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
In one hand, he's got a giant steyin of a
doc throty German beer.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
He's got a sausage in the other hand. Right, it
was medieval times.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
You don't have to sell me on it. I'm in.
I'm absolutely in. This sounds absolutely amazing.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Like they had to say to the people like hey,
they had to apologize like uh we're people like hey,
Like uh we want to order food, we can't find
our waiter, and the cat to keep saying like we're understaffed.
We didn't expect this turnout, so I was shocking that
there's such an underground movement for this.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Well in fight me to the next one because I
won't check this out.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
But you know what it is. It's that of innate
human because that used to be the main entertainment back
in the coliseum.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
These two men fucking beating each other off run.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I understand the difference. Like I said, when I went to.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Medieval the Medieval festival whatever into Western York. They were pretending,
so it was the same shit where they had full armor,
but they were like, you know, almost like tapping each other,
and it was.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Like, oh wow, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
And then they had the jousting on the horses and
they had full armor and they get and they they
come right at each other and they kind of poke
at each other, but they're being careful, like this sticks
when you're describing sounds absolutely well, this is.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Full on combat.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
They only go for sixty seconds, because that's all they
when I say full on combat, Yeah, so at the
thirty second mark, they go thirty seconds, right and then
they and then and then they'll.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Go ten seconds, ten nine.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Let me tell you something after I don't know if
it's one minute, that's one minute after six seconds, dude,
just imagine going full forth for sixty seconds in full armor.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
You have to be in shape.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Well, well, yeah, I would imagine the armor itself has
to weigh if I had to guess at least fifty
pounds at least full.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Armor head to toe covered in Listen, the swords look
like they're seven to eight feet tall. Like you can't
pick up a sword in one hand. They're massive, and
they're taking full swings. It's deafening sound. There was and
just for liability reasons there there was a there's a
paramedic there, of course.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Because these dropped out of a heart attack. That's that's
a lot of stress.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
On the horn.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
I think one guy did get a concussion.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
He got the blade right in the side of his
head and he stumbled and everyone started screaming Jesus rhymes
with jam and I literally said, well, this is Trump's America.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Well you know what would make this more amazing?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
You know already right, you put the liberals against the conservatives.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Oh my god, you have a you have a you
have an arena.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
One side is all red, the other side is all blue,
and you have fights that would be one of the
greatest pay per view events ever.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
I want to up Mannie versus Sewa.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Did you know about Mam Donnie's uh pick for oh man,
some rapper that did seven years in jail Mam Donnie
picked to be uh part of his uh staff.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Oh yeah, let me look it up.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Uh shit, And I just want to say something. Go ahead,
I'm gonna try surprised about that. I'm not surprised by that.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Do people?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Do people realize what Zohai Madani did before he he
he ran for political office before he became a city councilman.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
What was Zohaadanni's full time job?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I think he was like, it's a rap or something, right.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
He was a professional rapper.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, okay, listen, let me just here. This is all
he got on it so far.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Mamdanie appoints a rapper with seven years for armed robbery.
This guy went away for seven years for arm robbery
and he's going to be his justice advisor. What the fuck?
And that's all I know. I don't know the guy's
name or anything. But he appointed someone that did seven
years for armed robbery.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
And he's going to be the advisor for the Justice
League of New York.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Dude, are you watching the Puff Daddy documentary? I talked
about it yesterday with Tony p Are you watching this
fucking thing?
Speaker 3 (42:42):
I'm not watching it, but uh, fifty is all over
the news outlets promoting it, right, And so apparently two
or three days ago, Yeah, fifty cents before me at
a club. Yeah, and he got a bouquet of flowers
that you get at a funeral, Yeah, delivered from Puffy. Yeah,
(43:07):
and they said, you know, shots have been fired.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
Yeah, and Puffy is now giving him a warning.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
You're in trouble.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Brother.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
That's more than a warning. And you know.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
That's a that's a that's scary.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I saw all four parts. It's on Netflix. You know,
people always ask me for documentary recommendations. This Puff Daddy
documentary on Netflix four parts is absolutely insane.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
And if half this ship is uh.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Accurate, Puff Daddy's a monster and he got away with
so much stuff in his lifetime and in his career.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
They told fifty cent be careful of Puffy. He's actually
a very dangerous guy.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
I believe it. He and he lives like a mob boss.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Dude mob he's a gay mob boss.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
What we can't say that. I mean, the signs are
there that he likes both both, but uh, we gotta
be careful too.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
But allegedly.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
But you know what they say in that industry, it
has nothing to do about homosexuality. It's having sexual of
the man. It's all about it's a power moved. It
has nothing to do with sexuality. Banging another guy is
your way of showing your dominance, dad. And then uh
(44:28):
what else? What else should I was gonna say something, let.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Me say this then while you're thinking, so, you know
he has it out. He has it out for the
p Diddy.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
His hate for P Diddy has to be studied in colleges.
There's I would love to know what p Diddy did
to fifty cent to get him to this level of hate. Yeah,
And what I was gonna say is he did an
interview on w ABC.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
What was it one of those like date lines whatever
whatever is? And people said.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
He agreed to do the interview on w ABC because
he knows that channel is played at rikers.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
He wanted to see the interview.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Fifty Cent is diabolical and he's a highly intelligent man
to get to this level.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
The only reason he I don't know, no, no offense round.
I don't know how smart he is because now he's
now he's in it. Now he's in it with p Diddy.
How smart is that? If you think about.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
It, it's all about the publicity. Uh, what was I
gonna say?
Speaker 3 (45:35):
He only chose ABC News because ABC is the only
channel that the news is allowed. Bro, he's not at Rikers,
but he's at the prison, the prison that p did
he's in, which is in Florida. Oh it's Florida, Okay,
(45:58):
only allows ABC News to be shown.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
I said all that, Yeah, you said right, because I
had to.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
I had to clean up yours was wrong. You're right,
I had right, all right, right, right.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
And this is why fifty fifty cent was told you'll
be careful, be careful with Puffy. Yeah, because well, hold on,
because Puffy allegedly is responsible for the demise of uh Tupac.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah. I went over this on yesterday's livestream.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
It's uh, you know, it's very believable in this documentary
that there's a direct connection to Tupac's death. It's absolute
and then and then he led Biggie Smalls to his death.
The u LA was a very dangerous place a Biggie Smalls.
He had a trip planned for Europe the next day,
and Pete Diddy told his people to cancel uh Biggie
(46:52):
Small's flight to Europe and stay in La for that
party because he wanted to rub it in their face.
And that was the day that Biggie, you know, Biggie's
life was taken from him. So but I want to
bring up one other thing because I talked about that
on the on the livestream yesterday. There is a there
is a scene in this documentary that wow, it shows
(47:15):
Pete Diddy's.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Lack of awareness.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
So right before he was arrested, he was filming and
fifty Cent got all this footage because p did he
didn't pay his bills, so the filmmaker said, well fuck
this and gave it to fifty cent or fifty cents people,
And that's a big part of the documentary.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
So they show Pete Diddy going up to Halem where
Pete Diddy started. He's a street guy from Harlem. His
mom used to throw all sorts of crazy ass parties.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
And from New York.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah, he had a crazy upbringing in Harlem with his mom,
who was a big, a big, a, big.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Time personality in Harlem.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
And they make the point in the documentary that Pete
Diddy only went back up to his roots when he was.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Desperate or know, down and out.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
And in this documentary they show him going up to Harlem,
and a lot of people said he turned his back
on Harlem and black culture in general. He knew how
to make money off the black culture, but he didn't
want to be part of it at.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
All, unless unless he needed them.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
So in this documentary they show him going up to
Harlem and he's walking the streets, he's shaking hands and
he's taking pictures and all this. He's just doing the
Harlem thing, right, Yeah, and then he gets back in
the car and he's begging for sanitizer. He's begging for
sanitizer and basically trashing the people of Harlem like that
(48:39):
is such a lack of self awareness, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
You know that.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
You gotta think that's not going to come across that
well with the people of Harlem's.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
He's also a narcissist.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
You see the pictures. By the way, apparently he's he's
having a very nice time in prison. He's got he's
got to sell a girlfriend. You see the pictures he's rapping.
They're having a good time. There's one picture of him
in his cell. There's another guy in his shirt's all
wet and right behind ditties. Right behind Ditti's right shoulder
(49:13):
on the shelf, there's a big bottle of baby oil
and they're saying that they're having late night shower potties.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Time.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
There's a picture of him and his girlfriend, guy and
the girl, and the guy has ponytails like like Pippi Longstocking. Ye.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
But there's a rumor that that's an AI picture.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
No, there's several pictures of that.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
That's a real picture.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
They're saying, a real picture. That's just why No, No.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
There's pictures. Yeah, that's his, that's his, that's his bitch.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
You know why it's not AI because that picture is
generated on several different sites.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
Different people rhyme.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
That picture's AI, that's fake. That Oh wait, uh, I
don't know if that's real. Ron.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah, they're questioning if that picture is real or not.
They really are.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
I choose to believe it, all right, fair enough, Now
I want to see the video of them going out.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
You know, if you're stuck in prison, we've talked about this.
If you're stuck in prison for a long time, all right.
Speaker 4 (50:31):
All right, you got you got needs you.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
Yeah, but the point is you got to be stuck
in prison for a long time. And then you're like,
all right, But if you're like we said at geb Hard's,
if you're in prison for a weekend, you know, on
a on a light a light charge, and you got
a light sentence.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
You're in jail for a couple of weeks, and you're
doing this.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
It's like going to sandals in the in Jamaica.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
Right, hey, listen, if you're right, okay, you're having a
good time, right they're having there.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
And by the way, but they are having late night
shower potties.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
All right.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
And did he did get reprimanded because he got caught
making toilet wine.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Well, you gotta make the toilet Well, my grandma used
to call it the toilet the turlet wine.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
They're making prison toilet wine.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
You know, I'm uh, I'm gonna say something a little crazy,
but uh, I'm curious about the turlet wine.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Hey, I'm sure I know what the fuck they're doing.
They yeah, they they they ferment it, they clean it out,
they don't use it, and like they ferment it with
fruits and apples and oranges and whatever.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
And I watched those prison documentaries and they're all about
the turlet wine.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
I would try the turlet wine just to just to
see what it's all about.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
You know what, if someone fucking had the brains in
the marketing, you could fucking market like sort of like
gangster a hardcourt toilet one, prison wy baby, you know,
prison wy baby.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
There you go, Ron, I'm I'm turtling. I'm uh, I'm
playing Bingo in my pants right now, So I gotta go.
I'm not joking. I got I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
I know I'm playing Dingo in your pants. Well, you
don't even know what the fuck that means.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
You know what it means. Let me explain what it means.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
You got too much coffee.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
You've never played bingo?
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Obviously, with bingo, how do you how do you stamp
your your numbers?
Speaker 1 (52:34):
You got that big stamper.
Speaker 4 (52:37):
Four.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
I don't even know if C four is a number
in bingo. But whatever.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
So my point is, if you got a log that's
starting to kind of you're it's like you're playing bingo,
it's it's.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Oh my god, are you trying to say the turtles
popping his head out?
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Oh yeah, I said, I was all right.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
Go now I now, now I take you that. Oh
it's in your underwear.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Oh my god, in my underwear, I underwear.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
Oh my god. This guys got.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
This guy's gotta right. Hope he has to drop a
submarine that I really gotta go.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
I did, all right, listen, Ron Berman Comedy on all
the Socials.
Speaker 1 (53:28):
Ron, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (53:29):
Okay, all right, we'll talk tomorrow morning, of course we will.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Bye right, all right, bye, guys, get really enjoy you
Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to my live stream. We're five hundred feet above
the streets of New York.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It is.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It is cold in New York. We got the gridlock
in New York. Rat sidings are up twenty percent. Crampis
is happening. I don't know what a crampis is, but
supposedly crampis is what the evil side of Christmas. But
we're in it, bitches. The holiday season is upon us.
Isn't it fun? Are you loving the stress of December?
(00:38):
Oh my god, it's it's you know, for the kids,
Oh my god. Christmas is magical for the kids. But
for the adults, it's it's it's a pressure cooker.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's a lot of extra work.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's a lot of other things you gotta do on
top of everything else you gotta deal with in this
thing we call life.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Right, but we got gridlock in New York because we
got the farmers. We call them the farmers. You might
even be one of the farmers.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You gotta come to New York City because you gotta
you gotta feel the magic of Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
In New York City.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Ah, yes, the magic of Christmas in New York City.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So you come in from the suburbs.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Right, you come in from Jersey, you come in from
Long Island, you come in from west Chester, and what
are you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Maybe Staten Island And you come in to see the
Christmas tree. Ah, yes, the Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And you sit there and you and you walk right
up to the Christmas Tree at Rockefeller Center with your
little family and you get your picture taken all nice,
and then you get a couple cups of hot coco.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Nope, that's not nope, no nope, do do no no, no, no, dope.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
You pray that I don't know, maybe a thousand or
two thousand people, get the fuck out of your waist.
You can get a picture with your little family in
front of the Christmas tree, and then you wait online for.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
About an hour to get the hot coco. Rono's right, Rod,
you know about uh uh uh Christmas in New York City.
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's that.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
This dude, why my hair is all clicked back?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
You're not you know what, bro, You're you don't got
the type of hair that you should be slicking back.
You know, you got to understand the problems uh with
the hair, and you gotta wear it a different way.
What what's going on with your hair today?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Did you just take a shower?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Na? I washed my face cold, a little wet, I
put I put the cone through my hair. It's exposing
my massive fucking forehead that encompasses my massive fucking brain.
I'm like a brainiac. I have no apologies. My brain
is so fucking big it's pushing the hair out of
(03:00):
the way.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I gotta be honest, you're it's not that you're you
know you got a receding hairline.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's that your brain is so fucking big.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You got the normal amount of hair on that head,
but the brain is just way too big.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You're a smart man. Round the way to Uh, what
are you feeling about this Christmas? In New York? You
know it's gridlock alert.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Remember when Tathy Hochel said that the the congestion pricing
plan will take care of the problems in New York City.
We got another We got another gridlock alert in New
York City because everyone's coming in to see the Christmas
tree in Rockefeller Center.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, during the holidays, they have gridlocks of work. It's centally.
It starts once once the Rockefeller Christmas Tree goes up. Yeah,
here's here's the difference. This is what I noticed. I
was gonna bring it up the last time we did
get parts. So we do get parts Wednesday, late afternoon
(03:56):
by six, right, right, So I always come from a
story at Queens, New York.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I take I have to take two different subways.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I have to go into I have to go into
Times Square and transfer to the Red Line to come
up to the.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Upper west side. Right when I got.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It, and this is now the Rockefeller Center tree has
been lit right when I got off, when I got
off at Times Square to transfer to the two or
three Express to come up to seventy second and Broadway.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Coming down the.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Stairs to the platform where you catch the Red line, right,
you couldn't continue going down the stairs. There was so
the platform was so congested that I could only get
halfway down the stairs because you couldn't continue going down
the stairs onto the platform, which by the way, is
(04:56):
very extremely dangerous. There's there's like an algorithm the amount
of people per square rinch on the platform, the equation
of someone falling into the tracks goes up dramatically. Yeah,
I couldn't go into the platform. I had to wait
for the train to come. People to get on then
(05:19):
I can get down to the platform, and I had
to wait for the next train. It's wild in New
York City.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Well the point, the point is that, you know, I
hate to be this guy.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's you know, some would say the Grech, the great.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You know, when you see movies about Christmas in New York,
it looks so magical, doesn't it look magical? Run and
if it's a movie where there's a scene in front
of the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree, it's like.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh, look, no one else is here. We can huh, yeah, exactly.
I have to be the Grinch.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
There's nothing nothing fun about coming in and seeing the
Rockefeller Christmas Tree, which is on a lot of people's
bucket list. We got to see the tree at the
Rockefeller Center, right. If you want to see the tree properly,
come into New York, wake up at two in the
morning and go there. It's still lit up, but there'll
(06:22):
be nobody around.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Okay, hold on, that's not true anymore, really not even
that's not I don't know. I don't know what's going on,
but I don't know if it's always been like that,
but they shut it off at midnight or something like that.
It's not lit. It's not lit twenty four hours? Was
it always?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Was it always lit twenty four hours?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Wait? They shut the tree down in the middle during
the night.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I remember the tree lid.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I'm watching NBC today, you know with Al Roca blah
blah blah. Yeah, and they were saying the viewing hours
for the rock Afell Cellar Christmas Tree. It's from so
and so and the lights the lights go off it
midnight or something and they come back on at like
six in the morning or eight in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I did not know this until this very moment.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Was that always like that? Or is this something? Is
this something new?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I don't honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I mean the point is that they should keep the
tree on twenty four hours a day so more people
could see this thing, so more people could you know,
check it out without having to wait out. Have you
ever tried to go to the Rockfeller Center Christmas Tree
during the day, You know, you have to get on
a fucking line down a side street just to get there.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Or or if you want to go ice skating, it's like, right,
it's like forty five minutes in line just to fucking
ice skate for thirty minutes and it costs you fucking
three thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Well, we went over that.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
And the fact is the ice raking, they don't they
they crowd the rink to the you're just walking around it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
You can't even stay.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Don't even rent if you're allowed, don't even rent the skates,
telling me you got your own and just walk on
the ice because you're not going to be moving too
fast on that ding.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
And here's the other reason why they have congestion pricing. Yeah,
first of all, the population of Manhattan, what is it
like eight million.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Something that all the borrows something like that. I think
it's eight million for all of them.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Do you know? So congestion pricing, right, do you actually
know how big the island of Manhattan is.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
It's very small. On it's very.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Small, and a half miles long right, two and a
half miles wide. That's small.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
That is very small.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
And you have.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Eight million residents right top of the millions of people
coming in for the Broadway shows, the shopping right.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
See the fucking tree.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Dude, you you can't move in New York City right
now if you're a resident. Yeah, this type of the
season and sucks. That's what you can't.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Move, dude, That was my whole point. We could have
made the point about eight minutes ago and then moved on.
This time of year sucks for ours. This time sucks
for anyone trying to come in to see the Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Nothing is easy.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You gotta be online, and then there's there's sections where
you're not. You know, I think if you pay like money,
a good amount of money, you could you could get
a decent picture of the tree with your family.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Here's something that's gonna piss you off. Yeah, because I
love congestion pricing. I think it's amazing. Trump tried to
shut it down. Patrick Duffy, Trent, Patation Secretary tried to
shut it down. By the way, can you imagine gridlock
without congestion pricing. This is why I love congestion pricing.
(09:48):
Since congestion pricing, pollution has gone down twenty one percent
in New York City. That's fucking dramatic. I can breathe again.
Oh you don't care? What do you want to get?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Black lung like a fucking coal minor.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Ron.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
This is where I uh show my support for Trump.
I don't show my support for Trump on a lot
of things.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Dude, you are wearing a red hat.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
But he had it I am wearing the red hat,
I am, but uh, he had it right. The congestion
pricing plan is squeezing the middle class. And if they
wanted to do the congestion pricing plan, which they did,
they should have made other other means of getting into
New York cheaper.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
They're crushing the middle class with congestion pricing, crushing.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Them twenty less pollution. That's dramatic. I can breathe. I
can actually smell the chestnuts roasting on an open fire
on the corner by the way, that is, I don't know.
By the way, I don't think chestnuts are actually that tasty.
But you go to every you go every corner now
(11:00):
in New York City, there's a guy roasting chestnuts.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
His name is Pedro, but whatever, but it does smell good.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Run you know my disdain for chestnuts. Why are you
doing this to me? I got a.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Disdain about a roll.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
You don't like congestion pricing, you don't like chestnuts.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
No one likes chestnuts.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
It's like, you know, it's like your it's like you're
anti American.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
No, no one likes chestnuts. It's a fantasy because.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
The squirrels love chestnuts.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Squirrels. We're not squirrels, we're squirreling.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I despise nat King Cole for coming up with that song,
because I don't think anyone paid attention to chestnuts until
Nat King Cole with chestnuts roasting on an open fall.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
You say you despise Nott King Cole.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, I do, no, because lord.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
You are a Trump supporter, because he took his name
off the Simoonian too.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
No, he started the obsession with the chestnuts, and it
drives me nuts because no one actually likes them.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Old.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I've never seen anyone by chess chestnuts.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And like you said, they're it's set up on every
corner because I guess the smells of a chestnut is.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
The only people who buy chestnuts and they give me
they give you to those brown paper bags. It's the tourists.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
The tourists are buying chestnuts.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
They're not buying chestnuts, and if they are, they realize
how bad they are and they're like, oh not King
Cole can go screw too, And then they take their
they take their bag and chestnuts and they throw it
in the garbage can next to them.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
The greatest eater of our time is named after chestnuts,
Joey chestnuts.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Joey chestnuts, the greatest.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Hot dog eat of our generation.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Respect, respect Joey, Joey Chestnuts.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Respected, Joey Chestnuts, Joey.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Hold on, one more thing about the congestion pricing. It's
a nice segue. Did you see what.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Got loose on the belt Parkway?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
A horsey?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
A horse?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
We got loose on the belt Awkway, which got me thinking,
you know what show I really enjoyed, uh watching because
my grandparents used to watch it. What mister ed?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Oh my good, mister ed.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Now here's the question, right, I had to memorize the
fucking song. Right.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
So in high school, we we'd go away for two
weeks every summer in August for double sessions, you know,
for training camp.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
We actually won the state championship that year.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh you were a football player forgot?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah? I was one of Yeah, I played varsity football.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
We won the state championship.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
So we we so we'd go we'd go to a
summer camp for two weeks, quite double sessions.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
So we had to put on a talent contest.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
So our little group. I had to sing the fucking
song from mister Ed. And so I was the horse
and there was a guy on me, riding like I was.
There was guy on me right, and I was singing
the song while I was a horse, and I still
remember it.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
You're ready for by the way, hold on, hold on, No,
do you know it?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
A horse is a horse? Of course? Of course?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
All right, all right, please.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
No, Ron, you're not getting away with this. I'm proud
that I don't know the theme to mister Red.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I'll let me, let me, let me do it.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I understand there was animal abuse because that show came.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Out in a at a time where they didn't give
a shit about animals. So they probably were putting hot
sauce in mister Red's mouth to make it look like
he was talking.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
That fucking horse was smoking and having Jack Daniels right
beside fucking Sinatra. Course. Wait, a horse is a horse,
of course, of course, And no one can talk to
a horse of course. That is Oh my god, this
is fucking brutal. No, no it.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Ron, You're not supposed to look down at the paper.
You're supposed to know it by heart.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
The horse is a horse, unless of course. The horse,
of course, is the famous mister Red.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You set that whole thing up bragging, and you didn't
even know you broke down lyrics.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
It's really is a tongue twister. A horse is a horse,
of course.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And
no one can talk to a horse of course, that is,
of course, unless the horse is the.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Famous mister rat Red. Jesus Christ say that five times fast.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Wow, I'm so glad you brought that up today because
you really nailed it, just like you were you you
said you would. Uh, what's up with the horse on
the highway? Do we know why there was a horse
on the highway?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
It was probably escaping the glue factory? Ah, who knows. Yeah,
we don't know the backstory on that one.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Hey, I got uh where's Richie reach? He was asking
who to man today? Where is that? Richie? Rich?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I actually got a hood man. Do you have a
who to man today? We haven't done that in a while.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Uh geez, I wasn't planning on who's the man today?
Let me tell you hold on, let me tell you
what I have. Let's see what you want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Well, I got who to man, while you figure out
what we want to talk about, hold.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
On while I say it. Let me see what you're
interested to talk about. Yeah, Billboard, Billboard came out with
just now. Actually right, you know what Billboard.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Is, right, of course I know what Billboard is.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I don't know, so Billboard just came out.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
This is true, right, the top stand up comedians of
the twenty first century.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I saw the list.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Dude, your boy Patrise almost didn't make it. Wait, he
made the list barely, Like, we's do it. He's so
far down he was going to make the list. But
we can do that.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I also have Wait, I'm sticking up for Patrise. If
he was still alive, he'd be way up on the list.
He's been doing a long time now, bro, I have
enough material out there to, you know, keep him going.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Do you want to know what number he is?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I would, Well, what's the list? Top?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
What? Top?
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Twenty five?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
All right? So he was like twenty three.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Eighteen, all right, that's that's.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Very impressive if you want to know the truth.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
So of the twenty first century, which means the year
two thousand, right, so for the for the year, for
the entire two thousands, twenty first centuries the year two thousand. Okay,
patrise O'Neill out of the top twenty five comedian. For
the twenty first century, bill Board had patrise O'Neil at
(17:50):
number eighteen. Okay, what do you think they put Bill
Burr still live six? You saw the list?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You are? I swear to god, I didn't see the list.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Five?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
All right, that's I always.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Say he's I think he's Uh wow, Who's who's higher
than Bill Burr? Bill Burr had an insane run in
the two thousands.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
By the way, there's four comedians above Bill Burr. Who
are they? It's Bill Burr number five? Who's the top
comedians above Bill Burr?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
And I swear I didn't see this list.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Ron.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
You gotta believe me. I would go with I mean
Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yes, Dave Chappelle is up there.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Uh wow?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
You got three more higher than Bill Burr?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Can I If you want to hit I'll give you
a hint.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Maybe Louis c k Yes, really with number three? Huh
when numbers?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
He?
Speaker 4 (18:49):
So you said, did you say Dave Chappelle? I said, Chappelle,
he's number one.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Okay, that louis number three?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
So wait, to who would be number two?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
You want to hit on that one?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
You want to hand you BurrH uh uh uh.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Not Chris Rock. Maybe Chris Rock. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Excuse me.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah, it's the guy who you used to like pick
up your kids with, Chris Rock.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Chris Rock's number two.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Chris Rock at number two?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I but Chris Rock hasn't done Chris Rock's like stand
up fame is before two thousand.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I think the Will slip, the Will Smith slap kind
of fucking probably put him up there. So who's number four? Four?
H he's got a two really good comedian. He's John Mullaney.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Oh, John Mulaney is a very good comedian. I saw
him one. He's brilliant at his stand up.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
So who do you think?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Okay, I'll tell you what. Who do you think?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
The three comedians? Who's six and eight, six seven?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Bill Burr's number.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Five, six, seven and eight.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I don't know this world anymore?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Uh? Is Dan Cook even on the list because he
had a hell of him Now it's his drop off.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
I'll give you. I'll tell you you know who's under
Bill Burr? Jerry Seinfeld? What Jerry Seinfeld is higher than
Bill Burr.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
No, he's under.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
He's never said he should be.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Who's Who's under Jerry Seinfeld? Number seven?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Bro, I don't know this list. Kevin Hot, do you
ever leave?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Wait Ron, you're a comedian, You're a stand up comedian, right, yeah,
you do?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
You know what? Kevin Hart is laughing.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
At all of us?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Dude? He uh his Netflix specially just came out like,
fucking I do one million views.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I understand that.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
My point is every time I see Kevin Hard on
anything else, he's just laughing, and at the time, I'm like,
what is this guy laughing at?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
That's my point. This is not about the standout.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
He's laughing all the way to the bank.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
But yeah, he's He's worth a few bucks, isn't he. Now?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
He he was on a podcast like fucking everyone has
one ah ship who was it was? And he's talking
about Kat Williams and talking and talking about how cat
million Kat Williams was set up to be the guy
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set up to be the net like the next Martin
Lawrence or or Will Smith or Jamie Fox gotcha, And
Kevin Hart said, Dude, this guy had it in the
palm of his hands, and there was one thing that
was stopping him from doing it. What's that he couldn't
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stop fucking doing drugs?
Speaker 4 (22:10):
He said, he just wasn't showing up.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
He just wasn't showing up.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
He wasn't showing up to fucking press releases, he wasn't
promoting anything. He just he wasn't showing up through for
his call times. Man that said he couldn't put down
the pipe.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
That's just the evil itch that gets a lot of
them in the end, right right, ronning bitch.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
And when they say the pipe, we're not talking about
I got it.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I got it, I got it. Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
And then Kat Williams says about Kevin Hart, is Kevin
Hart sold his soul to the devil?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah? Well, I mean no, he did it. He just
worked really hard.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
You know, Kevin Hart worked extremely hard, so he deserves everything.
But my point is, like watch Kevin Hard on anything.
He just laughs the entire What are you laughing at?
Just because you're a comedian and not everything is a laugh?
It's weird little observation. Uh ron I got who demand
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today because it falls into what you're talking about with comedians.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Go ahead, So, uh I'm gonna give.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Who to man today to uh uh bust or ribes.
Do you know what's going on with Buster Rives? No,
so Bust, Why the grouchy face?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
All of a sudden, Ron, I'm paying attention.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Why why? Why the grouchy face?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I'm focusing.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I'm focusing even though I got swollen eyes still from
being allergic to a Christmas tree?
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Is that even a thing?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, yeah, it's a thing. I already called trees and
all grass. So what what's what's the word after Christmas?
Christmas tree?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
So you're allergic to You're allergic to a Christmas tree?
Christmas piss you off? Nuts?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, it doesn't piss me up.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Ron you like you're Jewish?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Ron, No r. With all due respect, you're a single man,
so the holidays are a lot easier for you when
you have kids. This thing is it's a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
By the way, being a single man, the holiday is
supposed to be very hot for you. I mean, if
you're a single man, the holiday is supposed to be
very hot for you.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Oh well, yeah, I guess that part of it.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
What are you talking about? It's very hard to be alone.
It's very hard to be single. One and they're in
the holidays, blue blue Christmas.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Wait, do you really get set around the holidays? Because
I know that's a thing. Okay, good, good.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Because the other side of it is the people that
have families and stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
It's it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
It's a lot of stress, anxiety to get everything done properly,
a lot.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Decorating, shopping, you know, trying to do some of these
holiday things that are around the city. It's a lot,
to be honest with you, and a lot of us,
you know, we stress this time of year.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
But bust the rhymes. You don't know anything about the
buster rhymes.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
He's in the news. I don't know what force something
about with a woman.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
He no buster rhymes is the mand today because he.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Can't he can't handle that. He looks exactly like Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
He can't handle it. And there's a video. I got
the video. But it's not that the video is not
that great. Wait, you know, maybe I could play a
little of this.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Let me let me download it really fast.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
If you're saying he looks like Tracy Morgan, it sounds
like he put on a few pounds.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
He yes, But but this has been going around for
a long time that Buster Rhymes looks like Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
So then you got one of these.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Asshole uh you know, uh influencers. They see the Bust
of Rhymes. He's going into some kind of event, I
don't know what event, and he decides he's gonna make
his viral video and uh he goes up to Bust
the Rhymes and says, my man, Tracy Morgan, My.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Bad, Tracy Morgan. Buster Rhymes gives him a talking to.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Now I've I've done these kind of uh, these type
of videos. You gotta understand if you're gonna go down
that road and you're gonna take a little chance, you know,
there might be some action. Buster Rhymes wanted to knock
this kid's head off his off his shoulders and gave
him a talking to. But he can't handle the fact
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that that everyone thinks he looks like Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I got the video. The video isn't that great, but
we could at least try it a little bit. All right,
here it is here. It is what you hear in
the video.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
No, I just said, now the the audio, right, you know,
that's that's all we need because the video really isn't
that good, but.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
He's like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait wait,
he gets all bad hold up, yeah, hold up, hold up,
and then he gives the kid a talking to it
and you know he wanted he wanted to knock the
kid out, and I wouldn't blame you know what, I
wouldn't blame Bust the Rhymes at that point, you know,
the kid took his chance for his viral video.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
He's a he's an influencer. He went for it.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Buster the Rhymes ain't having it, and if Buster the
Rhymes knocked the kid's head off, it would be on
the kid.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I think you know that's not the first time someone
has called a musician a comedian and the guy went
fucking nuts. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Uh No, Actually you can.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
You can find the video. I'll find the video.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Okay, it's who's the drummer for the Chili Peppers, Chad?
Oh yeah, the Chad Chad Chad Smith. Yes, so Chad
Smith is at a gig. He's like, he's at a
live gig. He's drumming, right, and literally some of those
We Love You Will Farrell and he fucking stopped and
(28:29):
had it. He went wild fuck you, motherfucker, you know,
like how disrespectful.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
I'm here to fucking play for you and you want
to fucking.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Like he threw the stormed off like and like, and
then he came back and he's like a joking but
I don't think he was. We love you, Will Farrell.
And then he's like, we love you in this movie
and they started fucking like doing quote from uh, what's
that race card movie where he's Billy Bob Thorn and
what was his name? I don't know, know the race
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cop movie.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I didn't like that. I thought that movie was stupid.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
They're all the same.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
It's either a race cop movie or he's a fucking
or he's or he's an ice skater, right.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Or you summed up Will's Will Farrell's whole career by
saying he's either a race car driver or ice.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Skater and it's all and it's all slapstick, dude.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
He was in a lot of fun movies, to be
honest with you, Will Farrell. And you know, Chad Smith
could go screw because him and him and Will Farrell
set that ship up a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
But what late night.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Talk show did they go on dressed exactly alike, and
they looked like wins okay crazy.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yes, I think this was that incident happened before and
then they kind of like decided to make fun of it.
But there really is a video the guy go.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
And Will Farrell, we love yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
They start, oh, Bobby Ricky and they start doing Bobby
Ricky quotes Bobby and he's like, fuck this and he
walked off the almost he almost like traps his drum set.
And I think after that they I think they came
on Jimmy kimp Uh.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Who's the guy you like who's too happy?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Oh? I mean, I don't know Jimmy Sallen. I don't
know if I like he's all right whatever, But they came.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Up Jimmy Fallon dressed exactly alike.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
So I uh.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I went to the Museum of National National Natural History
with the with the family a bunch of years ago.
I was actually in the elevator with Chad for you know,
for one floor, Like you get on the elevator and
you pop up one floor.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Everyone gets coincidence, huh, pure coincidence per one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
So I got to take a peek at the guy
for about I don't know, fifteen seconds we're in the
elevator together.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Maybe, dude, the guy really looks a lot like Will Fast.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
No, it's like pretty crazy, actually the doppel ganger.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, one hundred percent. So.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Uh but Buster Rhymes is dumb man today because you know,
he's got to accept that he looks like Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Is you can't avoid that, you do, sir?
Speaker 4 (31:08):
You know you're h I'm sure your your your your former.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Co host would say, they all well, they all look alike.
I mean what I mean, like your your former co
host wouldn't be shocked at that. He thinks everybody looks
like Buster Rhymes and Tracy Morgan would be Goldberg looks
like Buster.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
You go, Ronnie? So what else is going on with you?
Ron I haven't seen you since Friday?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Did you see the video I posted.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Of which one they decided to get, you know, for
shits and giggles at the place I worked. They decided
to do this like fucking medieval times, like with knights
and shining ama right going at it like you saw
that video I did.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
I did, so they didn't. They didn't prepare for it.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
They they let's give it a shot, dude, Like a
thousand people showed up. It was wild. It was like
pro wrestling. We didn't have enough steps. We couldn't even
serve anybody. We didn't have enough people people.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Was it a larp hold on? Right? Was it a
LARPing event?
Speaker 3 (32:24):
What's that mean?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Like they were they were pretending to be meeting.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
This pretending dude.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
They were fucking straight up going at it like this
was real combat.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Like they were like exhausted, dude.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
At one point one of the matches, like they they
were like wrestling, Like they got locked up.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
So one guy takes his helmet and starts bashing the other.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Guy like Jock's head, budding him the fucking like people
will foam at the mouth. It was like a w
WF wrestling event. Every time a good strike everything. Yeah, no,
this is real swords, real armor. One guy fucking got wobbled.
You get hit in the head with a sword.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Dah yeah yea yeah yah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
This was this was real combat.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Did they have the spiky ball thing?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
It was like fucking mad Max beyond the Thunderdome. Two
men enter, one one man leaves. So they they gave
it a try, and it exceeded everyone's expectations or I
think they wanted to do it on a regular basis. Dude,
A thousand people showed up to see people fucking whack
each other.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Well, but this has to be a real thing that
people really know about that that they came to.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Exactly right, So there there is this underground movement. Like right,
two people were selling merchant ship Like I didn't know
this was like a thing, but there was a big
community of this and they promoted it and everyone showed up.
There was a thousand people. It was. It almost looked
like Monty Python. Oh nice, like head to toe like
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you have. By the way, you have to be covered
in head to toe or you're gonna get killed. These
are real, fucking like a right, fair enough sewds.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I thought I thought it was more pretend because I
went I went to the medieval festivals in my time
in Jersey, Right, No, I went to one in Western
New York when I was living in Rochester.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
You know, it was fun.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Hey, are you able to pop up that video and show.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
It the video on your Instagram?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, go on my Instagram and show people.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I mean, I I don't know if I I I uh,
let me let me know because I got down load.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
No I can't, I can't fight. Yeah, we can show
it tomorrow or something.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Well, all right, well tomorrow morning, we'll show it.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
It's it's real. It's real combat. Listen. It's two guys
beating each other off.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
You know, Ron, I was I wanted to make fun
of it, you know, because you're talking medieval.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I'm like, ahh, but you turn me.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I kind of want to check it out because you're
you're really saying that they're beating the crap out of
each other. The only reason they're not getting really hurt
is because they got full army.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
They are taking full swings, all right. They're a rule
like you can't you can't stab, but you can literally
like take a full Dude. One guy got hit in
the side of the head and he stumbled and then
everyone's like yeah and like.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Dude, like it was like barbaric.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
All right, I'm into it, man, seeing.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Two men beating each other off with swords, it it's
a little hot.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Well let me ask you this.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Uh, the people that go and see something like this, right,
medieval fighter is in full armor. Does Ron the waiter
get a good night of tips? Do those type of
people tip, do they drink beer?
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Dude, they're fucking Connie's baby, Connie's Connie's tip because they
understand the working class. And by the way, it was
like a lot of girls, like the fucking women were
into it. When women witches, bitches, wenches. There there boobs.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
As they're watching their men fight in full armor.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Hey what I mean, It's like it's show me an
opportunity where you can see, like seriously full combat. And
it really looked like fucking medieval times. I mean, and
they really did that back in the Middle Ages.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
That wasn't entertained back then.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Let me ask you, this was the bohemian beer garden.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Uh, serving turkey legs for the event where people walking around.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
With turkey legs.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
So the first guy who showed up, he actually had.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Half of his armor on because.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
You just can't like he had half of his armor
on because you have someone has to put it on
for you. He looked like he was in full armor, right,
And he goes up to the bar and he and
he has a fucking big old sausage.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
In one hand. We don't have the turkey legs.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
But he's got a big old fucking bratwurst with the
fucking style kow mustard. And he goes to the bar
and I'm like, please please order a doc Bear, just
just just make please order one of those doc beers.
And he ordered a fucking half brought Duncle, which is
a fucking deep German doc beer, and he got it
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and I'm like, please please do it in the fucking
giant stein. Yes, the fucking guy's got a fucking giant sign.
It's probably ten pounds heavy and one hit full strolling
silver shiny yby. He looks like he looks like King Ath.
I swear to God, King Ath.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
And by the way, the guys who do it like
they're all into it. Do they have long hair, they're tall,
they're big. The guy's got a lot of here. He
looks like thora.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
In one hand, he's got a giant steyin of a
doc throty German beer.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
He's got a sausage in the other hand. Right, it
was medieval times.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
You don't have to sell me on it. I'm in.
I'm absolutely in. This sounds absolutely amazing.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Like they had to say to the people like hey,
they had to apologize like uh we're people like hey,
Like uh we want to order food, we can't find
our waiter, and the cat to keep saying like we're understaffed.
We didn't expect this turnout, so I was shocking that
there's such an underground movement for this.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Well in fight me to the next one because I
won't check this out.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
But you know what it is. It's that of innate
human because that used to be the main entertainment back
in the coliseum.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
These two men fucking beating each other off run.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I understand the difference. Like I said, when I went to.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Medieval the Medieval festival whatever into Western York. They were pretending,
so it was the same shit where they had full armor,
but they were like, you know, almost like tapping each other,
and it was.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Like, oh wow, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
And then they had the jousting on the horses and
they had full armor and they get and they they
come right at each other and they kind of poke
at each other, but they're being careful, like this sticks
when you're describing sounds absolutely well, this is.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Full on combat.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
They only go for sixty seconds, because that's all they
when I say full on combat, Yeah, so at the
thirty second mark, they go thirty seconds, right and then
they and then and then they'll.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Go ten seconds, ten nine.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Let me tell you something after I don't know if
it's one minute, that's one minute after six seconds, dude,
just imagine going full forth for sixty seconds in full armor.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
You have to be in shape.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Well, well, yeah, I would imagine the armor itself has
to weigh if I had to guess at least fifty
pounds at least full.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Armor head to toe covered in Listen, the swords look
like they're seven to eight feet tall. Like you can't
pick up a sword in one hand. They're massive, and
they're taking full swings. It's deafening sound. There was and
just for liability reasons there there was a there's a
paramedic there, of course.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Because these dropped out of a heart attack. That's that's
a lot of stress.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
On the horn.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
I think one guy did get a concussion.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
He got the blade right in the side of his
head and he stumbled and everyone started screaming Jesus rhymes
with jam and I literally said, well, this is Trump's America.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Well you know what would make this more amazing?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
You know already right, you put the liberals against the conservatives.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Oh my god, you have a you have a you
have an arena.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
One side is all red, the other side is all blue,
and you have fights that would be one of the
greatest pay per view events ever.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
I want to up Mannie versus Sewa.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Did you know about Mam Donnie's uh pick for oh man,
some rapper that did seven years in jail Mam Donnie
picked to be uh part of his uh staff.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Oh yeah, let me look it up.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Uh shit, And I just want to say something. Go ahead,
I'm gonna try surprised about that. I'm not surprised by that.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Do people?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Do people realize what Zohai Madani did before he he
he ran for political office before he became a city councilman.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
What was Zohaadanni's full time job?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I think he was like, it's a rap or something, right.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
He was a professional rapper.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, okay, listen, let me just here. This is all
he got on it so far.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Mamdanie appoints a rapper with seven years for armed robbery.
This guy went away for seven years for arm robbery
and he's going to be his justice advisor. What the fuck?
And that's all I know. I don't know the guy's
name or anything. But he appointed someone that did seven
years for armed robbery.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
And he's going to be the advisor for the Justice
League of New York.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Dude, are you watching the Puff Daddy documentary? I talked
about it yesterday with Tony p Are you watching this
fucking thing?
Speaker 3 (42:42):
I'm not watching it, but uh, fifty is all over
the news outlets promoting it, right, And so apparently two
or three days ago, Yeah, fifty cents before me at
a club. Yeah, and he got a bouquet of flowers
that you get at a funeral, Yeah, delivered from Puffy. Yeah,
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and they said, you know, shots have been fired.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
Yeah, and Puffy is now giving him a warning.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
You're in trouble.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Brother.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
That's more than a warning. And you know.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
That's a that's a that's scary.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I saw all four parts. It's on Netflix. You know,
people always ask me for documentary recommendations. This Puff Daddy
documentary on Netflix four parts is absolutely insane.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
And if half this ship is uh.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Accurate, Puff Daddy's a monster and he got away with
so much stuff in his lifetime and in his career.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
They told fifty cent be careful of Puffy. He's actually
a very dangerous guy.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
I believe it. He and he lives like a mob boss.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Dude mob he's a gay mob boss.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
What we can't say that. I mean, the signs are
there that he likes both both, but uh, we gotta
be careful too.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
But allegedly.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
But you know what they say in that industry, it
has nothing to do about homosexuality. It's having sexual of
the man. It's all about it's a power moved. It
has nothing to do with sexuality. Banging another guy is
your way of showing your dominance, dad. And then uh
(44:28):
what else? What else should I was gonna say something, let.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Me say this then while you're thinking, so, you know
he has it out. He has it out for the
p Diddy.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
His hate for P Diddy has to be studied in colleges.
There's I would love to know what p Diddy did
to fifty cent to get him to this level of hate. Yeah,
And what I was gonna say is he did an
interview on w ABC.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
What was it one of those like date lines whatever
whatever is? And people said.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
He agreed to do the interview on w ABC because
he knows that channel is played at rikers.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
He wanted to see the interview.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Fifty Cent is diabolical and he's a highly intelligent man
to get to this level.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
The only reason he I don't know, no, no offense round.
I don't know how smart he is because now he's
now he's in it. Now he's in it with p Diddy.
How smart is that? If you think about.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
It, it's all about the publicity. Uh, what was I
gonna say?
Speaker 3 (45:35):
He only chose ABC News because ABC is the only
channel that the news is allowed. Bro, he's not at Rikers,
but he's at the prison, the prison that p did
he's in, which is in Florida. Oh it's Florida, Okay,
(45:58):
only allows ABC News to be shown.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
I said all that, Yeah, you said right, because I
had to.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
I had to clean up yours was wrong. You're right,
I had right, all right, right, right.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
And this is why fifty fifty cent was told you'll
be careful, be careful with Puffy. Yeah, because well, hold on,
because Puffy allegedly is responsible for the demise of uh Tupac.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah. I went over this on yesterday's livestream.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
It's uh, you know, it's very believable in this documentary
that there's a direct connection to Tupac's death. It's absolute
and then and then he led Biggie Smalls to his death.
The u LA was a very dangerous place a Biggie Smalls.
He had a trip planned for Europe the next day,
and Pete Diddy told his people to cancel uh Biggie
(46:52):
Small's flight to Europe and stay in La for that
party because he wanted to rub it in their face.
And that was the day that Biggie, you know, Biggie's
life was taken from him. So but I want to
bring up one other thing because I talked about that
on the on the livestream yesterday. There is a there
is a scene in this documentary that wow, it shows
(47:15):
Pete Diddy's.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Lack of awareness.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
So right before he was arrested, he was filming and
fifty Cent got all this footage because p did he
didn't pay his bills, so the filmmaker said, well fuck
this and gave it to fifty cent or fifty cents people,
And that's a big part of the documentary.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
So they show Pete Diddy going up to Halem where
Pete Diddy started. He's a street guy from Harlem. His
mom used to throw all sorts of crazy ass parties.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
And from New York.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah, he had a crazy upbringing in Harlem with his mom,
who was a big, a big, a, big.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Time personality in Harlem.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
And they make the point in the documentary that Pete
Diddy only went back up to his roots when he was.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Desperate or know, down and out.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
And in this documentary they show him going up to Harlem,
and a lot of people said he turned his back
on Harlem and black culture in general. He knew how
to make money off the black culture, but he didn't
want to be part of it at.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
All, unless unless he needed them.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
So in this documentary they show him going up to
Harlem and he's walking the streets, he's shaking hands and
he's taking pictures and all this. He's just doing the
Harlem thing, right, Yeah, and then he gets back in
the car and he's begging for sanitizer. He's begging for
sanitizer and basically trashing the people of Harlem like that
(48:39):
is such a lack of self awareness, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
You know that.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
You gotta think that's not going to come across that
well with the people of Harlem's.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
He's also a narcissist.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
You see the pictures. By the way, apparently he's he's
having a very nice time in prison. He's got he's
got to sell a girlfriend. You see the pictures he's rapping.
They're having a good time. There's one picture of him
in his cell. There's another guy in his shirt's all
wet and right behind ditties. Right behind Ditti's right shoulder
(49:13):
on the shelf, there's a big bottle of baby oil
and they're saying that they're having late night shower potties.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Time.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
There's a picture of him and his girlfriend, guy and
the girl, and the guy has ponytails like like Pippi Longstocking. Ye.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
But there's a rumor that that's an AI picture.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
No, there's several pictures of that.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
That's a real picture.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
They're saying, a real picture. That's just why No, No.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
There's pictures. Yeah, that's his, that's his, that's his bitch.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
You know why it's not AI because that picture is
generated on several different sites.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
Different people rhyme.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
That picture's AI, that's fake. That Oh wait, uh, I
don't know if that's real. Ron.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah, they're questioning if that picture is real or not.
They really are.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
I choose to believe it, all right, fair enough, Now
I want to see the video of them going out.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
You know, if you're stuck in prison, we've talked about this.
If you're stuck in prison for a long time, all right.
Speaker 4 (50:31):
All right, you got you got needs you.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
Yeah, but the point is you got to be stuck
in prison for a long time. And then you're like,
all right, But if you're like we said at geb Hard's,
if you're in prison for a weekend, you know, on
a on a light a light charge, and you got
a light sentence.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
You're in jail for a couple of weeks, and you're
doing this.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
It's like going to sandals in the in Jamaica.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
Right, hey, listen, if you're right, okay, you're having a
good time, right they're having there.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
And by the way, but they are having late night
shower potties.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
All right.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
And did he did get reprimanded because he got caught
making toilet wine.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Well, you gotta make the toilet Well, my grandma used
to call it the toilet the turlet wine.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
They're making prison toilet wine.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
You know, I'm uh, I'm gonna say something a little crazy,
but uh, I'm curious about the turlet wine.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Hey, I'm sure I know what the fuck they're doing.
They yeah, they they they ferment it, they clean it out,
they don't use it, and like they ferment it with
fruits and apples and oranges and whatever.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
And I watched those prison documentaries and they're all about
the turlet wine.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
I would try the turlet wine just to just to
see what it's all about.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
You know what, if someone fucking had the brains in
the marketing, you could fucking market like sort of like
gangster a hardcourt toilet one, prison wy baby, you know,
prison wy baby.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
There you go, Ron, I'm I'm turtling. I'm uh, I'm
playing Bingo in my pants right now, So I gotta go.
I'm not joking. I got I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
I know I'm playing Dingo in your pants. Well, you
don't even know what the fuck that means.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
You know what it means. Let me explain what it means.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
You got too much coffee.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
You've never played bingo?
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Obviously, with bingo, how do you how do you stamp
your your numbers?
Speaker 1 (52:34):
You got that big stamper.
Speaker 4 (52:37):
Four.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
I don't even know if C four is a number
in bingo. But whatever.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
So my point is, if you got a log that's
starting to kind of you're it's like you're playing bingo,
it's it's.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Oh my god, are you trying to say the turtles
popping his head out?
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Oh yeah, I said, I was all right.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
Go now I now, now I take you that. Oh
it's in your underwear.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Oh my god, in my underwear, I underwear.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
Oh my god. This guys got.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
This guy's gotta right. Hope he has to drop a
submarine that I really gotta go.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
I did, all right, listen, Ron Berman Comedy on all
the Socials.
Speaker 1 (53:28):
Ron, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (53:29):
Okay, all right, we'll talk tomorrow morning, of course we will.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Bye right, all right, bye, guys, get really enjoy you
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