August 22, 2025 • 49 mins
Join Opie for a wild FU Friday episode of the Opie Radio podcast, broadcasting live from Long Island as Hurricane Erin leaves the beaches in ruins. Fresh off capturing 40 minutes of dramatic storm footage (check it out on the Opie Radio YouTube channel!), Opie dives into a hilarious rant-filled session with comedian Chris Ferretti and Albany’s own Andy Volin. From radioactive shrimp at Walmart to Cracker Barrel’s $700 million rebranding disaster, overdone movie sequels like Jurassic Park XII and Happy Gilmore II, to the absurdity of recipe websites with endless sob stories, no topic is safe. Expect Christopher Walken impressions, pet peeves like blinding car headlights and “spaghetti sauce vs. gravy” debates, and a nod to Seth MacFarlane’s Naked Gun revival. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and a plug for Opie’s epic hurricane video! Subscribe, hit the like button, and join the fun.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There we are. Good morning, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We are live way out east on Long Island as
Hurricane Ern passes us by, and as you can see, yeah,
we don't have a beach anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
That's fun for everybody. Oh my god, yesterday was absolutely wild.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I walked the beach at high tide as Hurricane Iarn
was just pounding off the shores way out here on
Long Island, and I got forty minutes of video and
I just walked.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
The beach, bitches, just showing you the destruction.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I didn't say a word. The video spoke for itself.
You could find that on my YouTube channel Opie Radio.
All right, it's also f you Friday. I'm a little late,
a little late for the live stream today because I
had radioactive shrimp from Walmart. So I'm feeling a little
under the radioactive shrimp.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Now we gotta worry about radioactive shrimp?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Are you kidding me? Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Dear God.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But woke up with a with a with a little
a little sore throat. But we're gonna We're gonna muscle
through this today, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Dz Fas. I see you, brother, and I love you brother, because.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You're one of the ones that supports me. I greatly appreciate.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That, Honkey dog tenness say, hopefully you all survived. We
all survived, but our beach is just fucking destroyed. But
you know what, today is a garage sale day, So
I'm very very excited. We can't we get one or
two of these every summer. This one was extreme. It
was absolutely extreme. I've never seen the water go that
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high in all the years living out here. It was
halfway up to Doune and it was flirting with going
over the top.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh by god.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But the beauty of a day like today. Now you
walk the beach and it's a garage sale. It shit
all over the place.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Last year I got a perfect brand new shovel for
digging a beach fire. So I'm very very excited to
see what's out there after the live stream. Yes, Ted Pallawada,
I see you, brother, Nick, I see you, John Quartz,
I see you.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I hope you're still up there in Maine having the
time of your life as summer comes to a close.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh my god, it was like fifty two degrees when
I woke up this morning out here. That's crazy, right,
what's up? Scott Watson, Tommy Fast. I love saying Tommy Fast.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Tommy?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
By the way, Could someone get.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Little naz X and tell him to put his pants on?
You know, you see these guys on the tava, right
little naz X, you see him on the Tayve's got
He's got a hit song.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Remember that song Old Town Road too.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I can't I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Know the words, but you know the song.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Right time we saw the Little nas X, he was
a big fucking sta, a pop phenomenon phenomenon, and you know,
you fast forward a year or two and a little
naz X he was wandering the streets of LA and
just his tighty whities and at one point he put
a traffic cone on his head and people.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Are just filming him.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
They're like, is that Little nas X And he's just.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Wandering around and cowboy boots and tighty white He's telling
everybody he's going to a party.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Well, uh, people call the authorities.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
They arrested the Little nas X because I don't think
you're allowed to be walking around LA.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And it's La.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
They allow a lot of stuff, as we all know.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
They they arrested him, said you can't be walking around,
you're tighty whities with a traffic cone on your head,
your daffy bastard.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
And they arrested him and realized, oh my god, this
guy might have oh deed, what ah.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Dude, you had it.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
We're all looking for the good life. The little Nazacs
figured out the good life. All he had to do
was come up with another dumb song, and instead, uh,
he blew it said.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
He's wandering around in his tidy whities. That's just that's
just terrible. Right, of course, I do have a I
do have a list. It's f you Friday, what pissed
you off? Let us know in the chat. You know,
I'm gonna go with the hurricane or in coverage. Yeah yeah,
I'm sick of the reporters.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's windy out.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, we understand you don't have to go out in
the wind.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Not in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
We understand it's windy.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Out, And stop hanging out on the shoreline yelling at surfers.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Why are you in the water.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Surfers can't wait for hurricane season. That's why they know
what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Leave them alone.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
They're not bothering anybody. And the news once again.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
While we're at it, stop at the traffic stop. Stop.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
We don't stop, we don't. We're not watching TV in
our cars.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
We're obviously checking our Facebook pages and trying to make
TikTok videos as we're flying down the highway going seventy
five miles an hour. We're now watching TV in our cars?
Are you crazy? So stop doing the traffic. We got
Google Maps, you bitch.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Cheers Cheers to everybody, all right, cheers, people chewing loudly, Yes,
that's coming in of course, throw clearing. Yeah, of course
these are these are everyday pet peeves.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
What about?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
What about? What about holding holding chalk in your hand?
Am I the only one that can't hold a piece
of goddamn chalk in their hands?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Is that because I'm on the spectrum?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Is that because I got a little something something that
the textures bothered me? Because I was when a teacher said, Greg,
come up to the front of the classroom and then
she would.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Hand me the shock.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Oh my god, it was like, holy goddamn kryptonite.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, male NFL cheerleaders.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Uh yuck, uh yuck, right, a big yuck on that.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Why open I don't it just doesn't feel right.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I'll still watch games, even when they pop on the
screen for their three seconds during the game. I'll be like,
all right, whatever, But but I'm here to say, ah, yuck.
And I got one more before. Oh my god, we
got a couple of people in the green room today.
I got one more f cracker barrel.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
What I thought you were a Snowfloyd cop.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I no, yet, you think wrong.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's a It's a prime example, this cracker barrel.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
If you don't know the guy rad of the old Man,
I don't even know who his name was, old and
he's leaning on a goddamn barrel and it says cracker barrel.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
All I know is their food is delicious. That's all
I give a shit about. They're in the middle of
a seven wait.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I wrote it down, a seven hundred million dollar rebranding.
So they took some of that money, right, and they
got some marketing geniuses and they're like, hey, we need
a new logo. We want to get rid of the
old man and the barrel, and we just wanted to
say cracker barrel. So part of the seven hundred million
in the rebranding just shows you how much money these
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corporations make Oh my god, they got rid of the
old man, they got rid of the barrel, and now
it just says, ready for this, Ready for this. Some
asshole had to sit in a boardroom. Okay, we got
the new logo, and everyone's excited.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Oh my god. The rebranding spent a lot of money
on these young kids. Let's see what they came up with.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
And they do the.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Big reveal and it just says, bear with me. They
said to the big wigs, here it is.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Cracker barrel in a safe font. They deserve everything that's.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Coming their way.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I personally don't give a shit, and I'll go eat
a cracker barrel with a stupid new logo if I
feel like it. But people are losing their fucking minds
to the point their stock is doing this.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Plummeting.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
We gotta do.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
We got a bud light situation on our hands, that's
what people are saying. We got a bud light situation
on our hands right now with this cracker barrel. Oh
my god, can you have Matt?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Can I hand that job where I come up with
your new logo and then I walk into the boardroom
and I go here it is, and they're all excited,
and all you're doing is showing them the two words
cracker Barrel in a safer font with the same fucking colors.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Huck uh yeah, kho's who, Oh.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
My god, he's back.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
He's back.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Oh my god, opie wow, cracker barrel. You how dare you?
How dare you? Suh?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
It's it's Christopher walking, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
There.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
They rebranded their their logo.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
They rebranded the logo.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
They do that too with the HBO and the Max.
For a little while they're like, oh, let's just call
it Max. Yeah, and then people are like, what's Max?
I don't even know Max? I thought I had HBO.
Who's Max. It's like, oh, let's spend twenty million dollars
to change it back to HBO.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You know, they get in their own way, they trip
over their own dicks. It's like that my point here
at the Cracker Barrel, there wasn't a problem.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Stop trying to find problems. You're good, the old man,
the barrel people are used to that. Just keep it going,
you idiots, and let the money. Obviously had the money,
if you, if you, if you took seven hundred million
dollars of your profits to rebrand everything.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That means you're doing well and you don't need to
do ship.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Is that where you got sick cracker barrel? Did you
have the radioactive shrimp there?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I woke up with a sore throat because you know,
I had a little of that radioactive shrimp from Walmart.
There's a big issue with the radioactive Now. I don't
go to Walmart for shrimp.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
You know, if you go to Walmart for shrimp, then
you deserve everything that's gonna happen to you go to
a stupid fish store where they get it fresh.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
What are you doing? Two for one sushi? You can't
beat it. It's warm, it's great.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I love when I get Chris Faretti, my friend here
is a really funny comedian, and I'm like, you know,
come on my show.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It's Christopher walking for a little bit. I love what you.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I love when you can't help yourself and you break character.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I've seen it, you know what I have? I have
seen it. Or they have the sales Where I was
in California, I was in seven to eleven and they
had sushi. Yeah it was by you know, uh, you
know by by two get one free. Yeah, it's like
all warm. Yeah, there's a reason that people are like,
hey man, that's a pretty good make Yeah, it's a
good Are you trying to die?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Bro? It's one of my go to stories.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So when I was living in Huntington, Long Island, we
had a sushi joint. I was doing okay for myself,
but I was still trying to figure out where I'm
at financially.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
So I loved a good bargain.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
And on Main Street a Huntington there was a sushi
joint and it said two for one sushi for real,
and I went and I ate, and I'm not I
don't remember if it was warm, but I remember it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It wasn't good. The sushi wasn't that good.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
So I had two cats at the time, so I
brought half of my two for one sushi home and uh,
I'm like, cats fish, this is perfect feast.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
And I put it out for them. I even chopped
it up all nice right, mixed it in with a
little their dry food. They fucking woulden touche.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
That's never a good sign.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Guess who blew out his backside twelve hours later?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Never good?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
No, never good? All right, but let's get into it.
There are things we have to discuss. Yeah, there are
things for few Friday yes that have really angered me.
Really get into my skin. If I can discussed with you,
if I may, sure? Now, first thing, right out of
the gates. You know, people fly, they go on vacation,
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they go to the airports, and I know you yourself,
you do a little bit of traveling.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Right, I ain't.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I am not getting on a plu. What are you crazy,
Christopher Walken? You know that you know that it came
out yesterday.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
You know that it came out yesterday that they're they're
selling window seats and there's no window next to them.
This is the scunbag Airlines. There's a big story about
how they're selling seats as window seats and there's a
literal there's literally.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Not a window there.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
So they bad curling irons today, No.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
More curling irons. And what are they doing? So you
can't go on the airplane with a curling iron. That's
that's really not good for people with straight hair, nice
and curly in Orlando, but now they have to walk
around Yeah, straight hair, it's no good. No, it's the thing.
Here's the thing, all right, go to the airport, I
do a little more travel than you. Me being an
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Academy Award winning actor, do a little more travel. And
here's the thing, Opie, I see all this fighting in
the airports and I have a real problem with it
because I need more. I need more fighting. It's not enough.
We got to have more people fighting. This is what
I want. I want to get on an airplane. I
don't want peace and quiet. I want to see the
pilot and the passengers sitting in fourteen a kick the
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shit out of each other on luggage. This is what
I want. All while I sit back while it overweight,
stewardess hands me a bag of peanuts and a sprite. Wow,
that's what I want. That's how I want to spend
my vacation. And I want everyone to announce on the flight.
If this is your first time flying, you have to fight.
That's what I want everyone just to I want you
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to earn your vacation. You get on that plane, you're
gonna fight for that window seat. You want a window seat,
Come and get it. Come on, let's go right here,
right in your face.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Don't just don't fight enough where they turn the goddamn
plane around. Entertain us with the punching and stuff and
the shaking of their their chair because they lean back
too far, but don't get it to a point where
they turn the plane.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Oh, they're turning the plane.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
I want complete magnets. I want the pilot, co pilot.
Everyone takes turns flying the plane. Let's go nice.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I like that. I like it.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
I only want a cheap flight. Let's get a cheap
fucking flight.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I like that excitement.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Come on, let's go. That'll teach you for buying a
cabin seat without a reserve seat. That'll teach you.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, foot right in your.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Nuts, all right. So that's the first thing. That's the
next and thing, the next thing that really pisses me off.
And as you know, I'm an actor. I do a
little bit of acting here and there. Every now and
again they give me an award, I just say thank you,
take it home, put it in front of my wall.
All these awards, that's not what angers me. Here's what
angers me. I go to the movies sometimes I want
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to be the audience. I don't want to be the star.
I want to be the audience. Watch a nice movie.
I go to the movies and look up and I say, oh, wow,
what's playing Jurassic Park. Twelve they're gonna let the dinosaurs go.
I don't understand, and who's the brainchid? Like, hey, let's
put them all on an island and put a fence
around it. And then I don't know, let's also have
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dinosaurs that have wings to take it out. Wows. And
then of course they got out again. Twelve times they're
like wow, the first eleven times, we didn't learn this.
Twelfth time like who made the border gate, Joe Biden.
I don't understand. They don't get out, so please off
with the Jurassic Parks. It didn't work the first one. Listen,
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I understand, it's exciting. Hey, let's have a d rex. Yeah,
let's have a vociraptor, have that thing with the spit
of Oh, it's exciting. Yeah, come on. Twelve times it's like,
all right, enough.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Please, here's here's here's my impression of everybody getting their
popcorn before a Jurassic Park movie. Let me guess they're
gonna get out again.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
And we're gonna say, Johansson and her tits alone are
gonna be able to just they're gonna bring back the dinosaurs.
Just take a look at this. Take a look at
these hush puppies. All right, yeah, crack a barrel over here?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
No, no, no, no, let's let's ignore the cracker barrel.
But you're spot on at the Jurassic Park. Enough, how
about you the next movie? You just have them on
Mars Mars.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Stupid they went to Mars and speaking of space, just
another thing on sequels. They're gonna have to stop with
the alien sequels. My god, like these space roaches. I
don't understand. They do the Aliens, right, yeah, wow, Alien Aliens,
Aliens cubed Alien Resurrection. Now they did Aliens versus Predator.
Now you go back in time and they're like, oh wow,
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this is what the Aliens were like when they were
in college. Yeah, to know all these things, I don't
understand it. You forget about going to space. Why did
you bring a flamethrow? You should have brought a can
of raid. You have roaches running around your ship? Right, good?
Forget about the alien movies. That's enough. No more sequels.
It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
I don't I don't do sequels in general. How about that.
I made a mistake and I watched Happy Gilmore Tew
What a honk of shit that was. I'm still mad
about it. I saw a month ago, and I'm still mad.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
They're in pre production for Happy Gilmore three. How dare
you how dare you know?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
They're not They can't They.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Trying to start that room. I'm trying to start.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
No man, you know, even Out of Sailor didn't want
to be there.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
He walked through his own fucking sequel, Like, I don't
want to be here, but they're paying me a shit
ton of money, and I got to put my.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Stupid wife in the movie and my kids, oh the
wife and his movies. Enough already, and Adam's here right now,
come on out. I I talked at him over the years.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
He's a good guy, he's talented, but at this point
he's walking through movies.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
He gives Netflix a movie every ten days. Enough with
this guy. Go on Netflix and just put Adam Sandler in.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
You'll be amazed how many movies you didn't see because
there's not enough time in the day.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
So we have we have Happy Gilmore two. That's on
your list. Yeah, I have all the Alien sequels, but
sequels in general are hard. Yeah, you have, like sometimes
he could be done really well, like you have like
sometimes Terminator two and you're like, oh wow, there was
a really good sequel. Then like at some point, like
you have like Terminator nine, and how many times can
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you send an Austrian immigrant back through time? Like why
is the robot getting older? I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Except thank you.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
Yes, you know you would think.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
You would dank, You would think this stupid Hollywood, right,
you're gonna make another Terminator movie and you're right, fucking
Arnold Schwarzenegger as old as dirt.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
They can't hide that. So then it looks like the
stupid robot is aging.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
How about you take something the OPI I get old
it's pot to the script. I'm gonna go back in
time and I'm gonna kill the screen right to We're
gonna get that clean everyone. How about how about you?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
How about this AI is taking over the fucking world.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Make a Terminator movie with the young fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Problem solved, you idiots they are.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
I don't know if you know that they're making another Terminator,
you know that they're actually making a yet another one.
You could go back in time one more time, twelve times?
Didn't do one more time?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Good for them.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
You know, you would think Hollywood would learn because we're
on to you. If all right, if the movie says,
let's go with Caddy Shack. Remember Caddy Shack almost a
perfect movie until they didn't know how to end the
fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
So they like, let's just blow up the whole golf course.
That good, good one. But besides that a great movie.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
And then they came out with Caddy Shack. Soon as
you see a Hollywood movie that has the title of
the movie you loved, and then that giant two skip it.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Or t oo, how about we all know it's a sequel.
But soon as you put that too, people are like,
I ain't watching this shit.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
I wonder how much money they offered Rodney to try
to do it again and for him to be like, hey,
al right, okay, I don't know if I'm gonna do
it again. Guys, okay offered him a shit ton.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
There's a story there, because then they went with what's
his name there, Jackie Mason. I used to see him
walking around w n W all the time. He lived
close to where we did our radio show, and he's
a funny guy. But that movie is insanely bad. It's
kind of like what I'm saying with Happy Gilmore Too.
There's a sequence in Happy Gilmore Too where they do
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this whole golf thing with two or three other guys
that are what's his name, Andre Andre, comic whatever.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Oh yeah, Eric Andre. He's funny.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
And then there's another female, she's funny. And then it's
the guy from SNL that writes all that weird shit.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
He's funny.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
He does all the like the mini movies and the
mini bits that they cut to. I forgot his name,
but he's a big star. And and it's Adam Sandler,
and he's making us come back to fucking golf, and
he's playing with these guys on a public course. Demontage
is so painfully bad you would think, Godam Sandler, in
his stupid head he's got enough money, would sit there
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and go, oh, let's just scrap this whole thing.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
This stinks.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
But then they say a good enough, and they put
it out when it was obvious they could have fixed that.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Well, I mean they had to put they had to
put it on Netflix. You know, they weren't gonna release
it in the theaters. No, yeah, just release it on Netflix,
all right, So let's move on to the next thing
I want to talk about. This is very important. I
think this is something we can relate to. We have
these people in our life, people that we love or yeah,
and we say to them, we say, sweetie, honey, pie, sugar,
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where do you want to eat tonight? And they say,
I don't know. Where do you want to eat? He say,
I don't know. Maybe let's get a burger and fries,
and like, I'm not in the mood for a burger
and fries. All right, well how about pizza? And they're like,
I'm not in the mood for pizza. It's like, hey,
go fuck yourself. How about that? You don't get any food.
When I was growing up, you know what my choices
(22:39):
were A tall glass of milk, the milk or nothing.
Those are my choices. And you're like, oh, I have
I don't know if I want Tiki massala. When you
get Tiki Massala, I'm not in the mood. You just
brought it up. Yeah, you get nothing. How about that, dude?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
When it comes time to order out, what do you want?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I don't know. You picked Ah, great, how about chicken plates.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I'm not feeling the chicken plates? We have that?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Oh my God, just tell me what you want.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Listen, you're a grown adult. Have a fish stick and
shut the fuck up. Okay, have some radioactive shrimp and
just shut your mouth, or we're gonna go to cracker.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Barrel radioactive shrimp at Walmart? What are they doing?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Please?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
What do you?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
What are you doing Walmart?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
And this is something for me, Chris Freddi, I want
to say.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Hi, Chris Freddi, Hi, Hi.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
All right? All right, when I when I get hungry, right,
I want to make something a little bit different.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
You know.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
I'm at home and I'm cooking, right, and I'm like,
all right, hey, let me look up this recipe, like
all right, okay, might make something really interesting. And I
look up a recipe online and I'm trying to find
the ingredients and I was like, oh, I'm sorry, I
have to sift through eighty seven pages of your bullshit
about how your grandmother used to make this for you
right before you failed out a dental school, Like well,
(23:58):
you just shut the fuck up and just get to
how do I make shipwreck casserole cheese? How much? How
much cream cheese do I need? All right, I'm just
trying to make this shipwreck casserole. What the fuck is
I'm sorry my grandmother, I'm genuinely sorry, but get to
the fucking point. How do I make this fucking thing?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yeah, I before, before we tell you how to make
the Swedish meatballs, just want to let you know. It's
my grandma's recipe and and her uterus fell out during
Thanksgiving and she's no longer with us, and this is
a very special recipe for our family.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
It started when we were bland.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I remember, this is my first Christmas. We're sending it didn't.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Give me anything, and I knew I had a taste
of that and I would remember it forever.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Anyway, here's what you need.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
You can need something. What the fuck? What is this?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
I was trying to I was just trying to make
some stupid Greek lemon potatoes. And even on the website,
I can't read your recipe because of all the.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Tears you we're writing this thing.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Dude, You know what, No, Joe Chris, you you fucking
nailed this. Because ever since, uh, ever since my dear
friend Carl died. I I don't know why, but I
started picking up cooking and got really really into it.
I sucked at cooking when I was friends with Carl.
But I'm picking up this and that, and my young daughter,
she's really into it. So we make a lot of
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stuff together.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
We're looking up vanilla ice cream recipes and lemon potatoes
and and how to make homemade chicken terry, all this stuff.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Meat balls.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh, by the way, by the way, I got an
f you.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
A few the people that call spaghetti sauce gravy, go
fuck yourself, you Italian muff It's spaghetti, so little Sunday Gravyon's.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
In the chat, all right, with the vowels and the
lands name sauce. Look at me, I'm an American. I'm
an American mud. It's spaghetti sauce. Stop saying gravey.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Saw all right, relax, all right, gravy, Okay, what is
this Thanksgiving? What's up with the fucking gravy?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
But then you nailed it though with the recipes, because then, uh,
you're scrolling. It's scrolling, it's scrolling. And then they're like,
all right, it's time to give you the ingredients. Oh,
thanks for that. So then you get all your ingredients
on the counter, and then you're scrolling.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
It's because they go back to the story. Did I
ever tell you the time that we grew the best
tomatoes ever?
Speaker 5 (26:40):
And what we did was right before the riots anyway, right,
is very very It's like, oh my god, jeez, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but what happened to your house and your
mom got cancer? And oh right, god, I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I just I just want to make your stupid meat loaf.
It's say, easy meat loaf recipe. This isn't easy.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Go easy on me, alright, He like, all right, my
wife looking at like, oh, why are you making that face?
Like Jesus, did you read the recipe?
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Oh god, sir, Well now they know people are pissed.
So what they have now?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And I mean, if you look for you can find
it in the tiniest font in an out of the
way place on the fucking website. It says, skip to
the recipe here. I'll go fuck yourself. That's a really
good one, because I'm.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
In that world. I am in that world.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Well, this has been brought to you by a cracker barrel.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Carl.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
I will tell you this. He would be very disappointed
in the radioactive shrimp. He's looking out for you. He
told me he doesn't want any more radioactive for you.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
No, I gotta I gotta say to hid to one
of my friends who hasn't been on this goddamn thing
in a long time, mister Andy Varlin, Andy, my neighbors.
Meet Chris Parettia, a very funny comedian there, Chris.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
It's a pleasure. I'm cracking up pure Oh you too,
man Opie. This is great. Thank you so much for
having me back on. I know it's been far too long,
but cheers to both y'all.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Cheers.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Do you do you have a a f U or
something that pisses you off today?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Andy?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
And he's up there in Albany, by the way, I
say hi to this guy every fucking morning on my
live stream.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, I'm there bright and early.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Uh yeah, no, uh yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
You know something I have a big fu to to
when you're driving at night.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Maybe it's these new cars that are around.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
They got those bright Haligen headlights and you think that
you think that the person has got their brights on it,
and then you flicker your high beams like.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
And then they turn their high theams out like whoah.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah. No, No, the war is on the car companies.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
The car companies were like, what are we?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
What are we? Fuck?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Why are we fucking around? Give them the good ship.
It's it's really insane out there, is what I was
about to say.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
It takes like a floodlight and just hang it outside
of your your driver's side, and anyone gives that to you,
you just turn on the flood light and all right,
don't worry. I got it. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I got it.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Blinded by the light.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
I mean, dude, what do you need all that armor
piercing freaking light for.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
I mean, you're driving the fog. You turn your high
beams down? What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
By the way, I got another f you because of
what you just said. Andy, all right, it's blinded.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
By a deuce in the middle of the night. That's
how That's how Bruce Springsteen wrote it.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
It's not douche, you idiots, so I thought it was
douche this whole time.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
And that's how.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
That's how brilliant Bruce Springsteen is. And I'm not a
big Springsteen fan.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I now Chris Faretti's from Jersey, so he can't say otherwise.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
But I have last miss things, Opie, how dare you
can continue?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
He writes this song blinded by the light. He's like, ah,
it's not good enough for me here Manford Man, once
you sing it and then it's.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
A massive, massive hit act.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
He actually did. He actually did record it. But whatever,
what else you got? Andy Volin, Well, I.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I mean, you guys are talking movie talk here.
Speaker 7 (30:27):
I'm gonna jump right into that if I may.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I swear I tried with that Jurassic Park.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
I swear I tried twice to watch it and both
times they fell asleep. Right, I mean it drained me
in ten minutes. I mean, give me some dino action.
Even the dinoh action was you know what I mean,
Like when a movie just drains you in under ten minutes.
A lot of movies like that today where you watch
them and go.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Well, you know, that's that's when Scarlett Johansson has to
just take her fucking tompo.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
We actually and he knows his movies.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
When we were growing up, yeah, we.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Had a lot of bad movies, but we were guaranteed
to see a nice set of cake. And now when
I show these old movies and my kids, because we're
catching up on all the old comedies and stuff, they're
like out of their minds, like why does every movie
you don't have a topless seem And I go, shut up,
you're gonna ruin it.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
You're gonna ruin it. Got goes back to live. They
gotta go back.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
To these uh these uh, these actresses just taking their
tops off when you know the movie sucks. Happy Gilmore too,
Oh my god, every five minutes there should have been
a topless seed.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Wonder you want to see Adam sand the topless.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
I would not combine the movies. They can make Happy
Gilmore in Jurassic Park, and so it's like it's somehow
they're like, maybe maybe he's playing golf on the island
with the dinosaurs. Maybe if we start combining them, it
might get better.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah, you know, but that's all that pisses you off?
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Andy, Well, No, I I was.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I was that that. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
I've noticed this too, And I don't know if you
guys have noticed this, but at night when I'm driving,
you know, I do a.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Lot of night driving, and I noticed this.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
And there are cars of all different vehicles that I've
noticed that they drive with their lights off.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Did you notice I'm not going crazy. I've seen this
time and time again.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
Up here they drive No, no, no headlights, no break
but the car it's just this dark coffin driving down
the street.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
I'm like, dude, do you realize your your lights are not?
Speaker 5 (32:37):
I mean, is this a is.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
This a ritual or something?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
What the hell was going on with that?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
I can actually explain this, so uh oh, please do,
please do.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I don't know if you guys know this, but we
live among a lot of stupid people, a lot of
stupid people. And they start they start driving as the
sun is very low in the sky, and they don't
realize it's time to turn on their headlights, so they
continue driving in the pitch dark, these dummies, because they're
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too busy checking out their Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, I see it all the time. I mean more
and more, just just.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
What the hell is That's much better?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Look at what I did?
Speaker 5 (33:21):
That's much better.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
You know, you know, you know Craig Chris does his
impeccable walking and and I do a paccino. We gotta
do like a walking pacino from stand up guys.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Oh my god, you want to you wanna hear Andy
Volins al pacino because Freddy's here?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Well, I I was, I was flipping chat to get
away from the news. I was flipping channels and I
was looking for something light to watch.
Speaker 8 (33:46):
And you'll never give one movie came on, Simon, Simon,
remember this one, Smo.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
The al Pacino movie.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
You can see you're watching some mode.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
So yeah, I mean I I was like I was.
Speaker 7 (34:04):
It was on, and I'm like, you know, he creates
that CGI generated starlet and he's like, my night's dancing
around the studio is like my night and shining amah.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
He starts off slow. It's like, okay, so we're very
we're contained here, very quiet here.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
All of a sudden, I look up and their dinos
bars running around again.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Just filds up again, like it's everything is always like
a crescendo.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Everything is everything?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yes, yes, yeah, wed Hey does does Christopher Walking have
a bonus today?
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Usually have a bonus for us, Chris Christopher.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, give me a give us some bonus. Walking over here.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
I tell you something you know, and the I feel
like we're friends, and I know that you're an actor.
You're a big time actor yourself. I'm gonna get in.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Some sometimes when I feel like I get.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
A good movie. No more Jurassic Park thirteen. You we're
gonna get you some heavy hitters.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
So I'm blind, don't want to see about blind people.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
And what I want to do for you, Andy, I
think one of the great ways that you can start
to kind of make your way in the industry. Right
A lot of people these days to do the only fans.
We're gonna do old school, okay. And what you do.
You go to a Starbucks and you look at the
cushions on the seats. You look at them and you say,
(35:34):
a minute, hold on one second, I'm gonna push down
on this cushion and catch a little whiff who is
sitting there, And wow, that smells like Gary Busey. I
know the scent of Gary. That's Gary, and you want
to follow him. This is what you do. You follow him, Andy,
like a bloodhound like. You follow him to his trailer
(35:57):
and you say, hey, listen, Gary, I found you, and
I recognized you by a scent. I would be thrilled
to an under five. And he's gonna be like, wow,
I gotta have you in my movie. Look at this, Hey, guys,
he recognized me by my scent and stopped questions. And
(36:18):
that's how you break through, My friend, that's.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Somebody somebody, somebody watches these.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Chris somebody, sorry, sorry, but somebody watches these live streams,
because that's a callback to uh any volunt pet peeve
where he goes into these coffee shops and he doesn't
like where you sit down, and then someone's fart escapes
with the air.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
They're all, it's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
That's Adam Award winner right there.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
Wow, especially especially when it's hot out and you go
into your car and the smell is like franked up
by one hundred thousand.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
You go, oh my god, it's gruss.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
You know.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
There's one other thing happening today. Uh you know.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Eric Menendez, no freedom for you.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
I'm starting to think.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
This guy's a monster.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
I'm starting to think that.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
He might be a monster for killing his parents.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
He was denied parole.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
After they're talking about, oh oh they're finally gonna get out, well,
Eric Menendez are like, noah, no, now you're staying right
the fuck where you are, And I think, what's gonna happen.
I think his brother's gonna get out. That's gonna be amazing.
It's gonna be amazing because supposedly, supposedly Eric Menendez is
(37:37):
not behaving in jail. If you go to jail and
you have a chance because you have all that money
and all that support, the one thing you need to
do is fucking behave in jail, you idiot.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
They're trying to get you free, you dope. But they
said nah, they said no, no, no, Eric Menendez, no no, Now,
you ain't going anywhere.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
I mean it's I mean, you know you really, you
know you wanna you want to get your ramen. You
want to get like your chips, like the only way
to do that, man like you just you gotta be
a little bad. You can't go in there and be good.
You gotta fucking shank somebody.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
You know, well, how bad do you need toilet?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Wine?
Speaker 5 (38:17):
How you know?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
You gotta get caught and they're gonna fucking give you the.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Merits, and you know what's up. You know what's going on.
You go to jail. You can't see. You can't be
a goodie two shoes those first couple of years. You
gotta it's your weight around.
Speaker 7 (38:30):
It's like, uh, it's like Uncle Junior from the Sopranos
when that episode when he when he went there you
got set up and went to jail and he knocked
the ship out of the bet of the big ass
guy goes, that's how you survive in prison.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Knock the ship out of the right way, right.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
That is that is that is the dumbest thing you
could do in jail.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
I hate that. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
I think it makes a statement, like, man, but you're
gonna oh yeah, that guy's gonna go all right, well,
I'm not gonna fuck with him.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Then they get get revenge when and they'll figure it out. Guy,
I put that advice my whole life, and just find
the biggest guy and fucking punch him in the middle
of his head. Oh yeah, okay, he's gonna just accept
that and and not try to like come back at me.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah okay, sure, sure.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
Right, yeah, let me introduce you to your new cell mate,
the guy.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
That you just in the head, right exactly. Yeah, we'll
shake him.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Look all right, we haven't really checked out the chat,
but yeah, d z faz he knows.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yeah, you'll just get shanked because the guy goes, Wow,
he's stronger and bigger than me. But fuck this guy,
I look like a pu in jail now, so I'll
get him back.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
And the whole time branded by the cut loose like
a goose, right, it's cut loose like a gore.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Sure, sure, all right, this is.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Oh man, this is great speak Well, I mean I
go back to like the old brand Away and uh
over on the waterfront and he goes, you.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Know how you know he get him back to hit
him first. You learn that from Brando right off the bat.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, that guy's going to just
accept that shore.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Did you did you see? Speaking of Brando, I do
have a story.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
I do have a story about that.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
By life.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Sorry, I mean, this isn't this isn't fun. We've been
having fun, but this is fucking approves my point.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
And it was brutal.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
So I went to Geneseo and uh we had townies
that would come to our the in between I'll go
local for people, and these guys would cause problems and
started fights every fucking weekend.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
They were scary. They were a lot older than us.
So one kid, I guess he knew.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
How to fight.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Obviously, he's like, fuck this, we're fighting, and they actually fought.
After the bar closed. The in between we went back
on campus. There was like a field I remember, and
people were uh circling these two guys. It was gonna
be a big fight between this a college kid and
the towny that is the biggest pain in the ass ever.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Right, So the college kid kicks his ass and we
all go fucking nuts wearing fucking crazy like fuck yeah.
Finally the town he got what he deserves.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Right, This is why you don't hit the biggest guy
and assume everything is over. The towny went and got
his towny friends. And it was a fraternity guy by
the way.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
They snuck into the fucking fraternity house when the guy
was sleeping and beat the living ship.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Out of the guy.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Where the guy had to stop going to college.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Oh, they gave him the soap and the pillow and.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
The main guy, sorry, the main towny guy that pretty
much got knocked out by the college kid in front
of everybody.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
He ended up going to jail.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Things I'm gonna I'm gonna end stream that you can't stop.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, that I'm out of here.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I love you, Chris. It was great to meet you man.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
All right, Chris Faretti and all the social guys, take
care of yourselves, have a pleasure, and thank you guys
so much.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Everybody at home take care of cheers.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
There's Chris Faretti, very good job.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Andy.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
What he's talking about is, uh, people that say gravy
Sunday Sunday gravy, it's spaghetti sauce.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
It's fucking its spaghetti sauce.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Knock it off. Gravy.
Speaker 5 (42:30):
Gravy is a brown sauce.
Speaker 7 (42:32):
By could also be substituted when you say money, you
know money in the.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Match, Yes, but it's one of those stupid little gravy
fucking dishes and you pour it over your goddamn meat.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
That's gravy.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Knock it Wolf.
Speaker 7 (42:47):
Would would knock the knock the crap out of somebody
who said that's a very insulting thing.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
To somebody like Carl.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Hell, yeah, you got anything else?
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Because I, I honestly don't feel that great today.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
I have a pretty bad sort rot, probably because I
was walking around filming, uh, the aftermath of this hurricane Aeron.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
This beach got.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Fucking destroyed, and I I walked the beach yesterday for
forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
It's on my YouTube channel Opie Radio. This is a
big plug today. And I don't say a fucking word
because the video speaks for itself. But I walked up
and down the beach showing the giant waves, and I
think it's a pretty cool video. So that's my plug today.
Go to my YouTube channel, Opie Radio.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Check out the.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Massive waves that hit us yesterday way out east to
Long Island.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
All right, I was gonna I saw that.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
I thought. I thought that.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
When you came on late, I thought, oh shit, did
did you get flooded?
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Did your house get hit? Or no?
Speaker 3 (43:41):
No, I just don't feel that great today.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
It's been going around.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Started with my daughter, then my wife got it, and
now I thought, I hate it's after you, Friday. I
hate this too. When sickness hits your house and you're
you're like, you know what, You start thinking to yourself,
you know what, I think, I'm gonna skate.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
I'm gonna skate.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
Away from this one.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
I'm good, And then it hits you last fucking second,
so bamn.
Speaker 5 (44:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Anyway, well at least you're okay. I mean, hey, look,
I hope you did it.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Did I show you?
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I got my my official own a Wow Wow shirt.
You see that.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
I haven't seen one of those in a long fucking time.
Speaker 8 (44:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Yeah, lift that up.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
My brother Elmo came up with that uh that logo,
look at that still works. No cracker barrel ship here
where you rework the fucking logo.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
It's still working. Shout out to brother Elmo for this shirt.
Speaker 7 (44:31):
Yeah exactly, Yeah, but all right, you got to go.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
No, if you, you know, take take care of your
sort of trout there.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
It's the sort of I'll take some ib ibu ibew
i be.
Speaker 7 (44:45):
You know, I hope you know what you should take
some sixteen letter word that you can't pronounce. Yes, you
must take some uh hell a fats and knock a pocket.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Poonine exactly exactly. All right, No, thank you, Opie, thank
you so much for that.
Speaker 7 (45:03):
I needed this. Thank you so much for having me
on today. This is great man. I was great to
meet Chris, and thank you really well. You got to
start doing these again, man. I enjoy the Andy Vollin
up there in Aubury.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Man.
Speaker 5 (45:13):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (45:14):
My work schedule is so damn tight. I'm trying to
like get but I worked at I pulled some string.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
I pulled and I noticed since the last time I
talked to you, you got light bulbs.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
I yeah, well yeah, actually it's light out.
Speaker 5 (45:29):
Huh what do you think of that?
Speaker 4 (45:31):
I like I'm an actor.
Speaker 7 (45:32):
I guy, it takes me twenty minutes to set up
the lighting and I got to get the right costume
and I gotta get the right angle.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I to learn from you.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
I'm still in the shadows, even though I got a
bright ring light on my face. But you can't compete
with the sun behind me. But anyway, any anything else
before we go?
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Andy you good?
Speaker 7 (45:51):
I am feeling great. I am feeling great, and I
want to I wanted to say that the well, I know,
I don't know if Richie Rich was in the chat today.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
I Richie Rich and we were too busy.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
We didn't get to do HOODI man, Why you got
who to man?
Speaker 1 (46:10):
I actually, if I may, I actually do want to
give props.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
I have a hooda man today and I must give
a hooda man to Seth MacFarlane. And I'll tell you
why very quickly, because this guy. Thank God for Seth MacFarland,
because I went to go see Naked Gun and I'll
tell you it made me laugh. I mean, you know,
some of the jokes didn't in the head, but they
were still kind of creative. But it made me genuinely
(46:37):
laugh because it felt so good to go back to
the movies and laugh again. There was no PC, there
was no sterile comedy where it's like, oh, we can't
offend any but not Seth. He's just doing what he
does best, you know, the sex jokes and kind of
like family Guide jokes. But you know it made me laugh,
and so thank god for him for bringing the funny back.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
All right, So now I gotta say something.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
I trashed Naked Gone yesterday because I just assumed there's
no way it could be as good as the original.
I didn't know Seth McFarlane was involved with Naked Gun.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Oh, yes, it's got to be great.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Oh it really went.
Speaker 7 (47:16):
And Liam Neeson was absolutely perfect because he he was
so good because he played right into the joke.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
You know, he just because he got it and he
was perfect in it.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
You know.
Speaker 7 (47:30):
Same thing with uh Mark Mark Wahlberg with the ted movies,
Like you know, he he lightened up and he was
doing comedies talking.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
To a teddy bear. He got the joke. That's why
it worked.
Speaker 7 (47:41):
But I really really enjoyed it because it gave me
some good laughs. I mean for real, so holy.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Shit, I feel like an idiot because I didn't know
someone was involved with the movie, and I just assumed
that it's gotta be a hunk of junk.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
But all right, I'm gonna go see it, man, I'll
go see it.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Check it out. I don't think it'd be disappointed.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
All right, Andy, Yeah, I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
You, and I appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
Won't be thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
All right, I'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
All right, Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Man. There's Andy.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
I say hi to him every morning. He's from Albney. Guys,
thank you very very much.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
The big plug.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
I did walk the beaches yesterday because people were like,
won't you shoot the big waves?
Speaker 3 (48:20):
So I did.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
I did. It's a forty minute video.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Don't have to watch the whole thing, but it's pretty
dramatic what happened out here because of the hurricane eron
and now even though those waves look pretty fucking huge,
they're like half the size already from yesterday.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
So that's the big plug. Go to my YouTube channel,
Opie Radio.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
Guys. Very cool. Everyone's been cool today. I appreciate you.
Looks like everyone's good in the chat hit the like.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
On the way out.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
And uh oh look I made no money today, which
is fine, which is fine.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
But If you want to help the cause, please download
the audio version of this wherever you find your podcast,
subscribe to.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Opie Radio, and just listen to a few of them,
all right. It helps me, helps me in the end,
all right. And if you don't want to do it,
that's fine too. Have a good weekend, guys, we'll talk soon.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Bye bye for down bye bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye
There we are. Good morning, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We are live way out east on Long Island as
Hurricane Ern passes us by, and as you can see, yeah,
we don't have a beach anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
That's fun for everybody. Oh my god, yesterday was absolutely wild.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I walked the beach at high tide as Hurricane Iarn
was just pounding off the shores way out here on
Long Island, and I got forty minutes of video and
I just walked.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
The beach, bitches, just showing you the destruction.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I didn't say a word. The video spoke for itself.
You could find that on my YouTube channel Opie Radio.
All right, it's also f you Friday. I'm a little late,
a little late for the live stream today because I
had radioactive shrimp from Walmart. So I'm feeling a little
under the radioactive shrimp.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Now we gotta worry about radioactive shrimp?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Are you kidding me? Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Dear God.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But woke up with a with a with a little
a little sore throat. But we're gonna We're gonna muscle
through this today, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Dz Fas. I see you, brother, and I love you brother, because.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You're one of the ones that supports me. I greatly appreciate.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That, Honkey dog tenness say, hopefully you all survived. We
all survived, but our beach is just fucking destroyed. But
you know what, today is a garage sale day, So
I'm very very excited. We can't we get one or
two of these every summer. This one was extreme. It
was absolutely extreme. I've never seen the water go that
(01:44):
high in all the years living out here. It was
halfway up to Doune and it was flirting with going
over the top.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh by god.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But the beauty of a day like today. Now you
walk the beach and it's a garage sale. It shit
all over the place.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Last year I got a perfect brand new shovel for
digging a beach fire. So I'm very very excited to
see what's out there after the live stream. Yes, Ted Pallawada,
I see you, brother, Nick, I see you, John Quartz,
I see you.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I hope you're still up there in Maine having the
time of your life as summer comes to a close.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh my god, it was like fifty two degrees when
I woke up this morning out here. That's crazy, right,
what's up? Scott Watson, Tommy Fast. I love saying Tommy Fast.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Tommy?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
By the way, Could someone get.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Little naz X and tell him to put his pants on?
You know, you see these guys on the tava, right
little naz X, you see him on the Tayve's got
He's got a hit song.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Remember that song Old Town Road too.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I can't I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Know the words, but you know the song.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Right time we saw the Little nas X, he was
a big fucking sta, a pop phenomenon phenomenon, and you know,
you fast forward a year or two and a little
naz X he was wandering the streets of LA and
just his tighty whities and at one point he put
a traffic cone on his head and people.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Are just filming him.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
They're like, is that Little nas X And he's just.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Wandering around and cowboy boots and tighty white He's telling
everybody he's going to a party.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Well, uh, people call the authorities.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
They arrested the Little nas X because I don't think
you're allowed to be walking around LA.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And it's La.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
They allow a lot of stuff, as we all know.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
They they arrested him, said you can't be walking around,
you're tighty whities with a traffic cone on your head,
your daffy bastard.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
And they arrested him and realized, oh my god, this
guy might have oh deed, what ah.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Dude, you had it.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
We're all looking for the good life. The little Nazacs
figured out the good life. All he had to do
was come up with another dumb song, and instead, uh,
he blew it said.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
He's wandering around in his tidy whities. That's just that's
just terrible. Right, of course, I do have a I
do have a list. It's f you Friday, what pissed
you off? Let us know in the chat. You know,
I'm gonna go with the hurricane or in coverage. Yeah yeah,
I'm sick of the reporters.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's windy out.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, we understand you don't have to go out in
the wind.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Not in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
We understand it's windy.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Out, And stop hanging out on the shoreline yelling at surfers.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Why are you in the water.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Surfers can't wait for hurricane season. That's why they know
what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Leave them alone.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
They're not bothering anybody. And the news once again.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
While we're at it, stop at the traffic stop. Stop.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
We don't stop, we don't. We're not watching TV in
our cars.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
We're obviously checking our Facebook pages and trying to make
TikTok videos as we're flying down the highway going seventy
five miles an hour. We're now watching TV in our cars?
Are you crazy? So stop doing the traffic. We got
Google Maps, you bitch.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Cheers Cheers to everybody, all right, cheers, people chewing loudly, Yes,
that's coming in of course, throw clearing. Yeah, of course
these are these are everyday pet peeves.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
What about?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
What about? What about holding holding chalk in your hand?
Am I the only one that can't hold a piece
of goddamn chalk in their hands?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Is that because I'm on the spectrum?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Is that because I got a little something something that
the textures bothered me? Because I was when a teacher said, Greg,
come up to the front of the classroom and then
she would.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Hand me the shock.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Oh my god, it was like, holy goddamn kryptonite.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, male NFL cheerleaders.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Uh yuck, uh yuck, right, a big yuck on that.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Why open I don't it just doesn't feel right.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I'll still watch games, even when they pop on the
screen for their three seconds during the game. I'll be like,
all right, whatever, But but I'm here to say, ah, yuck.
And I got one more before. Oh my god, we
got a couple of people in the green room today.
I got one more f cracker barrel.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
What I thought you were a Snowfloyd cop.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I no, yet, you think wrong.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's a It's a prime example, this cracker barrel.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
If you don't know the guy rad of the old Man,
I don't even know who his name was, old and
he's leaning on a goddamn barrel and it says cracker barrel.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
All I know is their food is delicious. That's all
I give a shit about. They're in the middle of
a seven wait.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I wrote it down, a seven hundred million dollar rebranding.
So they took some of that money, right, and they
got some marketing geniuses and they're like, hey, we need
a new logo. We want to get rid of the
old man and the barrel, and we just wanted to
say cracker barrel. So part of the seven hundred million
in the rebranding just shows you how much money these
(07:31):
corporations make Oh my god, they got rid of the
old man, they got rid of the barrel, and now
it just says, ready for this, Ready for this. Some
asshole had to sit in a boardroom. Okay, we got
the new logo, and everyone's excited.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Oh my god. The rebranding spent a lot of money
on these young kids. Let's see what they came up with.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
And they do the.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Big reveal and it just says, bear with me. They
said to the big wigs, here it is.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Cracker barrel in a safe font. They deserve everything that's.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Coming their way.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I personally don't give a shit, and I'll go eat
a cracker barrel with a stupid new logo if I
feel like it. But people are losing their fucking minds
to the point their stock is doing this.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Plummeting.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
We gotta do.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
We got a bud light situation on our hands, that's
what people are saying. We got a bud light situation
on our hands right now with this cracker barrel. Oh
my god, can you have Matt?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Can I hand that job where I come up with
your new logo and then I walk into the boardroom
and I go here it is, and they're all excited,
and all you're doing is showing them the two words
cracker Barrel in a safer font with the same fucking colors.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Huck uh yeah, kho's who, Oh.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
My god, he's back.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
He's back.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Oh my god, opie wow, cracker barrel. You how dare you?
How dare you? Suh?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
It's it's Christopher walking, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
There.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
They rebranded their their logo.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
They rebranded the logo.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
They do that too with the HBO and the Max.
For a little while they're like, oh, let's just call
it Max. Yeah, and then people are like, what's Max?
I don't even know Max? I thought I had HBO.
Who's Max. It's like, oh, let's spend twenty million dollars
to change it back to HBO.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You know, they get in their own way, they trip
over their own dicks. It's like that my point here
at the Cracker Barrel, there wasn't a problem.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Stop trying to find problems. You're good, the old man,
the barrel people are used to that. Just keep it going,
you idiots, and let the money. Obviously had the money,
if you, if you, if you took seven hundred million
dollars of your profits to rebrand everything.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That means you're doing well and you don't need to
do ship.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Is that where you got sick cracker barrel? Did you
have the radioactive shrimp there?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I woke up with a sore throat because you know,
I had a little of that radioactive shrimp from Walmart.
There's a big issue with the radioactive Now. I don't
go to Walmart for shrimp.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
You know, if you go to Walmart for shrimp, then
you deserve everything that's gonna happen to you go to
a stupid fish store where they get it fresh.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
What are you doing? Two for one sushi? You can't
beat it. It's warm, it's great.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I love when I get Chris Faretti, my friend here
is a really funny comedian, and I'm like, you know,
come on my show.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It's Christopher walking for a little bit. I love what you.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I love when you can't help yourself and you break character.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I've seen it, you know what I have? I have
seen it. Or they have the sales Where I was
in California, I was in seven to eleven and they
had sushi. Yeah it was by you know, uh, you
know by by two get one free. Yeah, it's like
all warm. Yeah, there's a reason that people are like,
hey man, that's a pretty good make Yeah, it's a
good Are you trying to die?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Bro? It's one of my go to stories.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So when I was living in Huntington, Long Island, we
had a sushi joint. I was doing okay for myself,
but I was still trying to figure out where I'm
at financially.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
So I loved a good bargain.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
And on Main Street a Huntington there was a sushi
joint and it said two for one sushi for real,
and I went and I ate, and I'm not I
don't remember if it was warm, but I remember it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It wasn't good. The sushi wasn't that good.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
So I had two cats at the time, so I
brought half of my two for one sushi home and uh,
I'm like, cats fish, this is perfect feast.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
And I put it out for them. I even chopped
it up all nice right, mixed it in with a
little their dry food. They fucking woulden touche.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
That's never a good sign.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Guess who blew out his backside twelve hours later?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Never good?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
No, never good? All right, but let's get into it.
There are things we have to discuss. Yeah, there are
things for few Friday yes that have really angered me.
Really get into my skin. If I can discussed with you,
if I may, sure? Now, first thing, right out of
the gates. You know, people fly, they go on vacation,
(12:27):
they go to the airports, and I know you yourself,
you do a little bit of traveling.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Right, I ain't.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I am not getting on a plu. What are you crazy,
Christopher Walken? You know that you know that it came
out yesterday.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
You know that it came out yesterday that they're they're
selling window seats and there's no window next to them.
This is the scunbag Airlines. There's a big story about
how they're selling seats as window seats and there's a
literal there's literally.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Not a window there.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
So they bad curling irons today, No.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
More curling irons. And what are they doing? So you
can't go on the airplane with a curling iron. That's
that's really not good for people with straight hair, nice
and curly in Orlando, but now they have to walk
around Yeah, straight hair, it's no good. No, it's the thing.
Here's the thing, all right, go to the airport, I
do a little more travel than you. Me being an
(13:25):
Academy Award winning actor, do a little more travel. And
here's the thing, Opie, I see all this fighting in
the airports and I have a real problem with it
because I need more. I need more fighting. It's not enough.
We got to have more people fighting. This is what
I want. I want to get on an airplane. I
don't want peace and quiet. I want to see the
pilot and the passengers sitting in fourteen a kick the
(13:49):
shit out of each other on luggage. This is what
I want. All while I sit back while it overweight,
stewardess hands me a bag of peanuts and a sprite. Wow,
that's what I want. That's how I want to spend
my vacation. And I want everyone to announce on the flight.
If this is your first time flying, you have to fight.
That's what I want everyone just to I want you
(14:11):
to earn your vacation. You get on that plane, you're
gonna fight for that window seat. You want a window seat,
Come and get it. Come on, let's go right here,
right in your face.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Don't just don't fight enough where they turn the goddamn
plane around. Entertain us with the punching and stuff and
the shaking of their their chair because they lean back
too far, but don't get it to a point where
they turn the plane.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Oh, they're turning the plane.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
I want complete magnets. I want the pilot, co pilot.
Everyone takes turns flying the plane. Let's go nice.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I like that. I like it.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
I only want a cheap flight. Let's get a cheap
fucking flight.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I like that excitement.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Come on, let's go. That'll teach you for buying a
cabin seat without a reserve seat. That'll teach you.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, foot right in your.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Nuts, all right. So that's the first thing. That's the
next and thing, the next thing that really pisses me off.
And as you know, I'm an actor. I do a
little bit of acting here and there. Every now and
again they give me an award, I just say thank you,
take it home, put it in front of my wall.
All these awards, that's not what angers me. Here's what
angers me. I go to the movies sometimes I want
(15:18):
to be the audience. I don't want to be the star.
I want to be the audience. Watch a nice movie.
I go to the movies and look up and I say, oh, wow,
what's playing Jurassic Park. Twelve they're gonna let the dinosaurs go.
I don't understand, and who's the brainchid? Like, hey, let's
put them all on an island and put a fence
around it. And then I don't know, let's also have
(15:40):
dinosaurs that have wings to take it out. Wows. And
then of course they got out again. Twelve times they're
like wow, the first eleven times, we didn't learn this.
Twelfth time like who made the border gate, Joe Biden.
I don't understand. They don't get out, so please off
with the Jurassic Parks. It didn't work the first one. Listen,
(16:03):
I understand, it's exciting. Hey, let's have a d rex. Yeah,
let's have a vociraptor, have that thing with the spit
of Oh, it's exciting. Yeah, come on. Twelve times it's like,
all right, enough.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Please, here's here's here's my impression of everybody getting their
popcorn before a Jurassic Park movie. Let me guess they're
gonna get out again.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
And we're gonna say, Johansson and her tits alone are
gonna be able to just they're gonna bring back the dinosaurs.
Just take a look at this. Take a look at
these hush puppies. All right, yeah, crack a barrel over here?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
No, no, no, no, let's let's ignore the cracker barrel.
But you're spot on at the Jurassic Park. Enough, how
about you the next movie? You just have them on
Mars Mars.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Stupid they went to Mars and speaking of space, just
another thing on sequels. They're gonna have to stop with
the alien sequels. My god, like these space roaches. I
don't understand. They do the Aliens, right, yeah, wow, Alien Aliens,
Aliens cubed Alien Resurrection. Now they did Aliens versus Predator.
Now you go back in time and they're like, oh wow,
(17:13):
this is what the Aliens were like when they were
in college. Yeah, to know all these things, I don't
understand it. You forget about going to space. Why did
you bring a flamethrow? You should have brought a can
of raid. You have roaches running around your ship? Right, good?
Forget about the alien movies. That's enough. No more sequels.
It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
I don't I don't do sequels in general. How about that.
I made a mistake and I watched Happy Gilmore Tew
What a honk of shit that was. I'm still mad
about it. I saw a month ago, and I'm still mad.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
They're in pre production for Happy Gilmore three. How dare
you how dare you know?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
They're not They can't They.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Trying to start that room. I'm trying to start.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
No man, you know, even Out of Sailor didn't want
to be there.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
He walked through his own fucking sequel, Like, I don't
want to be here, but they're paying me a shit
ton of money, and I got to put my.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Stupid wife in the movie and my kids, oh the
wife and his movies. Enough already, and Adam's here right now,
come on out. I I talked at him over the years.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
He's a good guy, he's talented, but at this point
he's walking through movies.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
He gives Netflix a movie every ten days. Enough with
this guy. Go on Netflix and just put Adam Sandler in.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
You'll be amazed how many movies you didn't see because
there's not enough time in the day.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
So we have we have Happy Gilmore two. That's on
your list. Yeah, I have all the Alien sequels, but
sequels in general are hard. Yeah, you have, like sometimes
he could be done really well, like you have like
sometimes Terminator two and you're like, oh wow, there was
a really good sequel. Then like at some point, like
you have like Terminator nine, and how many times can
(18:58):
you send an Austrian immigrant back through time? Like why
is the robot getting older? I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Except thank you.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
Yes, you know you would think.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
You would dank, You would think this stupid Hollywood, right,
you're gonna make another Terminator movie and you're right, fucking
Arnold Schwarzenegger as old as dirt.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
They can't hide that. So then it looks like the
stupid robot is aging.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
How about you take something the OPI I get old
it's pot to the script. I'm gonna go back in
time and I'm gonna kill the screen right to We're
gonna get that clean everyone. How about how about you?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
How about this AI is taking over the fucking world.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Make a Terminator movie with the young fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Problem solved, you idiots they are.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
I don't know if you know that they're making another Terminator,
you know that they're actually making a yet another one.
You could go back in time one more time, twelve times?
Didn't do one more time?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Good for them.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
You know, you would think Hollywood would learn because we're
on to you. If all right, if the movie says,
let's go with Caddy Shack. Remember Caddy Shack almost a
perfect movie until they didn't know how to end the
fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
So they like, let's just blow up the whole golf course.
That good, good one. But besides that a great movie.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
And then they came out with Caddy Shack. Soon as
you see a Hollywood movie that has the title of
the movie you loved, and then that giant two skip it.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Or t oo, how about we all know it's a sequel.
But soon as you put that too, people are like,
I ain't watching this shit.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
I wonder how much money they offered Rodney to try
to do it again and for him to be like, hey,
al right, okay, I don't know if I'm gonna do
it again. Guys, okay offered him a shit ton.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
There's a story there, because then they went with what's
his name there, Jackie Mason. I used to see him
walking around w n W all the time. He lived
close to where we did our radio show, and he's
a funny guy. But that movie is insanely bad. It's
kind of like what I'm saying with Happy Gilmore Too.
There's a sequence in Happy Gilmore Too where they do
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this whole golf thing with two or three other guys
that are what's his name, Andre Andre, comic whatever.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Oh yeah, Eric Andre. He's funny.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
And then there's another female, she's funny. And then it's
the guy from SNL that writes all that weird shit.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
He's funny.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
He does all the like the mini movies and the
mini bits that they cut to. I forgot his name,
but he's a big star. And and it's Adam Sandler,
and he's making us come back to fucking golf, and
he's playing with these guys on a public course. Demontage
is so painfully bad you would think, Godam Sandler, in
his stupid head he's got enough money, would sit there
(21:46):
and go, oh, let's just scrap this whole thing.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
This stinks.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
But then they say a good enough, and they put
it out when it was obvious they could have fixed that.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Well, I mean they had to put they had to
put it on Netflix. You know, they weren't gonna release
it in the theaters. No, yeah, just release it on Netflix,
all right, So let's move on to the next thing
I want to talk about. This is very important. I
think this is something we can relate to. We have
these people in our life, people that we love or yeah,
and we say to them, we say, sweetie, honey, pie, sugar,
(22:19):
where do you want to eat tonight? And they say,
I don't know. Where do you want to eat? He say,
I don't know. Maybe let's get a burger and fries,
and like, I'm not in the mood for a burger
and fries. All right, well how about pizza? And they're like,
I'm not in the mood for pizza. It's like, hey,
go fuck yourself. How about that? You don't get any food.
When I was growing up, you know what my choices
(22:39):
were A tall glass of milk, the milk or nothing.
Those are my choices. And you're like, oh, I have
I don't know if I want Tiki massala. When you
get Tiki Massala, I'm not in the mood. You just
brought it up. Yeah, you get nothing. How about that, dude?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
When it comes time to order out, what do you want?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I don't know. You picked Ah, great, how about chicken plates.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I'm not feeling the chicken plates? We have that?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Oh my God, just tell me what you want.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Listen, you're a grown adult. Have a fish stick and
shut the fuck up. Okay, have some radioactive shrimp and
just shut your mouth, or we're gonna go to cracker.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Barrel radioactive shrimp at Walmart? What are they doing?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Please?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
What do you?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
What are you doing Walmart?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
And this is something for me, Chris Freddi, I want
to say.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Hi, Chris Freddi, Hi, Hi.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
All right? All right, when I when I get hungry, right,
I want to make something a little bit different.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
You know.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
I'm at home and I'm cooking, right, and I'm like,
all right, hey, let me look up this recipe, like
all right, okay, might make something really interesting. And I
look up a recipe online and I'm trying to find
the ingredients and I was like, oh, I'm sorry, I
have to sift through eighty seven pages of your bullshit
about how your grandmother used to make this for you
right before you failed out a dental school, Like well,
(23:58):
you just shut the fuck up and just get to
how do I make shipwreck casserole cheese? How much? How
much cream cheese do I need? All right, I'm just
trying to make this shipwreck casserole. What the fuck is
I'm sorry my grandmother, I'm genuinely sorry, but get to
the fucking point. How do I make this fucking thing?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yeah, I before, before we tell you how to make
the Swedish meatballs, just want to let you know. It's
my grandma's recipe and and her uterus fell out during
Thanksgiving and she's no longer with us, and this is
a very special recipe for our family.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
It started when we were bland.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I remember, this is my first Christmas. We're sending it didn't.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Give me anything, and I knew I had a taste
of that and I would remember it forever.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Anyway, here's what you need.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
You can need something. What the fuck? What is this?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
I was trying to I was just trying to make
some stupid Greek lemon potatoes. And even on the website,
I can't read your recipe because of all the.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Tears you we're writing this thing.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Dude, You know what, No, Joe Chris, you you fucking
nailed this. Because ever since, uh, ever since my dear
friend Carl died. I I don't know why, but I
started picking up cooking and got really really into it.
I sucked at cooking when I was friends with Carl.
But I'm picking up this and that, and my young daughter,
she's really into it. So we make a lot of
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stuff together.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
We're looking up vanilla ice cream recipes and lemon potatoes
and and how to make homemade chicken terry, all this stuff.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Meat balls.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh, by the way, by the way, I got an
f you.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
A few the people that call spaghetti sauce gravy, go
fuck yourself, you Italian muff It's spaghetti, so little Sunday Gravyon's.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
In the chat, all right, with the vowels and the
lands name sauce. Look at me, I'm an American. I'm
an American mud. It's spaghetti sauce. Stop saying gravey.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Saw all right, relax, all right, gravy, Okay, what is
this Thanksgiving? What's up with the fucking gravy?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
But then you nailed it though with the recipes, because then, uh,
you're scrolling. It's scrolling, it's scrolling. And then they're like,
all right, it's time to give you the ingredients. Oh,
thanks for that. So then you get all your ingredients
on the counter, and then you're scrolling.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
It's because they go back to the story. Did I
ever tell you the time that we grew the best
tomatoes ever?
Speaker 5 (26:40):
And what we did was right before the riots anyway, right,
is very very It's like, oh my god, jeez, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but what happened to your house and your
mom got cancer? And oh right, god, I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I just I just want to make your stupid meat loaf.
It's say, easy meat loaf recipe. This isn't easy.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Go easy on me, alright, He like, all right, my
wife looking at like, oh, why are you making that face?
Like Jesus, did you read the recipe?
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Oh god, sir, Well now they know people are pissed.
So what they have now?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And I mean, if you look for you can find
it in the tiniest font in an out of the
way place on the fucking website. It says, skip to
the recipe here. I'll go fuck yourself. That's a really
good one, because I'm.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
In that world. I am in that world.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Well, this has been brought to you by a cracker barrel.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Carl.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
I will tell you this. He would be very disappointed
in the radioactive shrimp. He's looking out for you. He
told me he doesn't want any more radioactive for you.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
No, I gotta I gotta say to hid to one
of my friends who hasn't been on this goddamn thing
in a long time, mister Andy Varlin, Andy, my neighbors.
Meet Chris Parettia, a very funny comedian there, Chris.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
It's a pleasure. I'm cracking up pure Oh you too,
man Opie. This is great. Thank you so much for
having me back on. I know it's been far too long,
but cheers to both y'all.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Cheers.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Do you do you have a a f U or
something that pisses you off today?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Andy?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
And he's up there in Albany, by the way, I
say hi to this guy every fucking morning on my
live stream.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, I'm there bright and early.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Uh yeah, no, uh yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
You know something I have a big fu to to
when you're driving at night.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Maybe it's these new cars that are around.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
They got those bright Haligen headlights and you think that
you think that the person has got their brights on it,
and then you flicker your high beams like.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
And then they turn their high theams out like whoah.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah. No, No, the war is on the car companies.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
The car companies were like, what are we?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
What are we? Fuck?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Why are we fucking around? Give them the good ship.
It's it's really insane out there, is what I was
about to say.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
It takes like a floodlight and just hang it outside
of your your driver's side, and anyone gives that to you,
you just turn on the flood light and all right,
don't worry. I got it. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I got it.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Blinded by the light.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
I mean, dude, what do you need all that armor
piercing freaking light for.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
I mean, you're driving the fog. You turn your high
beams down? What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
By the way, I got another f you because of
what you just said. Andy, all right, it's blinded.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
By a deuce in the middle of the night. That's
how That's how Bruce Springsteen wrote it.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
It's not douche, you idiots, so I thought it was
douche this whole time.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
And that's how.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
That's how brilliant Bruce Springsteen is. And I'm not a
big Springsteen fan.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I now Chris Faretti's from Jersey, so he can't say otherwise.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
But I have last miss things, Opie, how dare you
can continue?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
He writes this song blinded by the light. He's like, ah,
it's not good enough for me here Manford Man, once
you sing it and then it's.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
A massive, massive hit act.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
He actually did. He actually did record it. But whatever,
what else you got? Andy Volin, Well, I.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I mean, you guys are talking movie talk here.
Speaker 7 (30:27):
I'm gonna jump right into that if I may.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I swear I tried with that Jurassic Park.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
I swear I tried twice to watch it and both
times they fell asleep. Right, I mean it drained me
in ten minutes. I mean, give me some dino action.
Even the dinoh action was you know what I mean,
Like when a movie just drains you in under ten minutes.
A lot of movies like that today where you watch
them and go.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Well, you know, that's that's when Scarlett Johansson has to
just take her fucking tompo.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
We actually and he knows his movies.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
When we were growing up, yeah, we.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Had a lot of bad movies, but we were guaranteed
to see a nice set of cake. And now when
I show these old movies and my kids, because we're
catching up on all the old comedies and stuff, they're
like out of their minds, like why does every movie
you don't have a topless seem And I go, shut up,
you're gonna ruin it.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
You're gonna ruin it. Got goes back to live. They
gotta go back.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
To these uh these uh, these actresses just taking their
tops off when you know the movie sucks. Happy Gilmore too,
Oh my god, every five minutes there should have been
a topless seed.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Wonder you want to see Adam sand the topless.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
I would not combine the movies. They can make Happy
Gilmore in Jurassic Park, and so it's like it's somehow
they're like, maybe maybe he's playing golf on the island
with the dinosaurs. Maybe if we start combining them, it
might get better.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah, you know, but that's all that pisses you off?
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Andy, Well, No, I I was.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I was that that. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
I've noticed this too, And I don't know if you
guys have noticed this, but at night when I'm driving,
you know, I do a.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Lot of night driving, and I noticed this.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
And there are cars of all different vehicles that I've
noticed that they drive with their lights off.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Did you notice I'm not going crazy. I've seen this
time and time again.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
Up here they drive No, no, no headlights, no break
but the car it's just this dark coffin driving down
the street.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
I'm like, dude, do you realize your your lights are not?
Speaker 5 (32:37):
I mean, is this a is.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
This a ritual or something?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
What the hell was going on with that?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
I can actually explain this, so uh oh, please do,
please do.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I don't know if you guys know this, but we
live among a lot of stupid people, a lot of
stupid people. And they start they start driving as the
sun is very low in the sky, and they don't
realize it's time to turn on their headlights, so they
continue driving in the pitch dark, these dummies, because they're
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too busy checking out their Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, I see it all the time. I mean more
and more, just just.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
What the hell is That's much better?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Look at what I did?
Speaker 5 (33:21):
That's much better.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
You know, you know, you know Craig Chris does his
impeccable walking and and I do a paccino. We gotta
do like a walking pacino from stand up guys.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Oh my god, you want to you wanna hear Andy
Volins al pacino because Freddy's here?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Well, I I was, I was flipping chat to get
away from the news. I was flipping channels and I
was looking for something light to watch.
Speaker 8 (33:46):
And you'll never give one movie came on, Simon, Simon,
remember this one, Smo.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
The al Pacino movie.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
You can see you're watching some mode.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
So yeah, I mean I I was like I was.
Speaker 7 (34:04):
It was on, and I'm like, you know, he creates
that CGI generated starlet and he's like, my night's dancing
around the studio is like my night and shining amah.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
He starts off slow. It's like, okay, so we're very
we're contained here, very quiet here.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
All of a sudden, I look up and their dinos
bars running around again.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Just filds up again, like it's everything is always like
a crescendo.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Everything is everything?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yes, yes, yeah, wed Hey does does Christopher Walking have
a bonus today?
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Usually have a bonus for us, Chris Christopher.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, give me a give us some bonus. Walking over here.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
I tell you something you know, and the I feel
like we're friends, and I know that you're an actor.
You're a big time actor yourself. I'm gonna get in.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Some sometimes when I feel like I get.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
A good movie. No more Jurassic Park thirteen. You we're
gonna get you some heavy hitters.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
So I'm blind, don't want to see about blind people.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
And what I want to do for you, Andy, I
think one of the great ways that you can start
to kind of make your way in the industry. Right
A lot of people these days to do the only fans.
We're gonna do old school, okay. And what you do.
You go to a Starbucks and you look at the
cushions on the seats. You look at them and you say,
(35:34):
a minute, hold on one second, I'm gonna push down
on this cushion and catch a little whiff who is
sitting there, And wow, that smells like Gary Busey. I
know the scent of Gary. That's Gary, and you want
to follow him. This is what you do. You follow him, Andy,
like a bloodhound like. You follow him to his trailer
(35:57):
and you say, hey, listen, Gary, I found you, and
I recognized you by a scent. I would be thrilled
to an under five. And he's gonna be like, wow,
I gotta have you in my movie. Look at this, Hey, guys,
he recognized me by my scent and stopped questions. And
(36:18):
that's how you break through, My friend, that's.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Somebody somebody, somebody watches these.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Chris somebody, sorry, sorry, but somebody watches these live streams,
because that's a callback to uh any volunt pet peeve
where he goes into these coffee shops and he doesn't
like where you sit down, and then someone's fart escapes
with the air.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
They're all, it's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
That's Adam Award winner right there.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
Wow, especially especially when it's hot out and you go
into your car and the smell is like franked up
by one hundred thousand.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
You go, oh my god, it's gruss.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
You know.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
There's one other thing happening today. Uh you know.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Eric Menendez, no freedom for you.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
I'm starting to think.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
This guy's a monster.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
I'm starting to think that.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
He might be a monster for killing his parents.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
He was denied parole.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
After they're talking about, oh oh they're finally gonna get out, well,
Eric Menendez are like, noah, no, now you're staying right
the fuck where you are, And I think, what's gonna happen.
I think his brother's gonna get out. That's gonna be amazing.
It's gonna be amazing because supposedly, supposedly Eric Menendez is
(37:37):
not behaving in jail. If you go to jail and
you have a chance because you have all that money
and all that support, the one thing you need to
do is fucking behave in jail, you idiot.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
They're trying to get you free, you dope. But they
said nah, they said no, no, no, Eric Menendez, no no, Now,
you ain't going anywhere.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
I mean it's I mean, you know you really, you
know you wanna you want to get your ramen. You
want to get like your chips, like the only way
to do that, man like you just you gotta be
a little bad. You can't go in there and be good.
You gotta fucking shank somebody.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
You know, well, how bad do you need toilet?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Wine?
Speaker 5 (38:17):
How you know?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
You gotta get caught and they're gonna fucking give you the.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Merits, and you know what's up. You know what's going on.
You go to jail. You can't see. You can't be
a goodie two shoes those first couple of years. You
gotta it's your weight around.
Speaker 7 (38:30):
It's like, uh, it's like Uncle Junior from the Sopranos
when that episode when he when he went there you
got set up and went to jail and he knocked
the ship out of the bet of the big ass
guy goes, that's how you survive in prison.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Knock the ship out of the right way, right.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
That is that is that is the dumbest thing you
could do in jail.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
I hate that. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
I think it makes a statement, like, man, but you're
gonna oh yeah, that guy's gonna go all right, well,
I'm not gonna fuck with him.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Then they get get revenge when and they'll figure it out. Guy,
I put that advice my whole life, and just find
the biggest guy and fucking punch him in the middle
of his head. Oh yeah, okay, he's gonna just accept
that and and not try to like come back at me.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah okay, sure, sure.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
Right, yeah, let me introduce you to your new cell mate,
the guy.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
That you just in the head, right exactly. Yeah, we'll
shake him.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Look all right, we haven't really checked out the chat,
but yeah, d z faz he knows.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yeah, you'll just get shanked because the guy goes, Wow,
he's stronger and bigger than me. But fuck this guy,
I look like a pu in jail now, so I'll
get him back.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
And the whole time branded by the cut loose like
a goose, right, it's cut loose like a gore.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Sure, sure, all right, this is.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Oh man, this is great speak Well, I mean I
go back to like the old brand Away and uh
over on the waterfront and he goes, you.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Know how you know he get him back to hit
him first. You learn that from Brando right off the bat.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, that guy's going to just
accept that shore.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Did you did you see? Speaking of Brando, I do
have a story.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
I do have a story about that.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
By life.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Sorry, I mean, this isn't this isn't fun. We've been
having fun, but this is fucking approves my point.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
And it was brutal.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
So I went to Geneseo and uh we had townies
that would come to our the in between I'll go
local for people, and these guys would cause problems and
started fights every fucking weekend.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
They were scary. They were a lot older than us.
So one kid, I guess he knew.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
How to fight.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Obviously, he's like, fuck this, we're fighting, and they actually fought.
After the bar closed. The in between we went back
on campus. There was like a field I remember, and
people were uh circling these two guys. It was gonna
be a big fight between this a college kid and
the towny that is the biggest pain in the ass ever.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Right, So the college kid kicks his ass and we
all go fucking nuts wearing fucking crazy like fuck yeah.
Finally the town he got what he deserves.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Right, This is why you don't hit the biggest guy
and assume everything is over. The towny went and got
his towny friends. And it was a fraternity guy by
the way.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
They snuck into the fucking fraternity house when the guy
was sleeping and beat the living ship.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Out of the guy.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Where the guy had to stop going to college.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Oh, they gave him the soap and the pillow and.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
The main guy, sorry, the main towny guy that pretty
much got knocked out by the college kid in front
of everybody.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
He ended up going to jail.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Things I'm gonna I'm gonna end stream that you can't stop.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, that I'm out of here.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I love you, Chris. It was great to meet you man.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
All right, Chris Faretti and all the social guys, take
care of yourselves, have a pleasure, and thank you guys
so much.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Everybody at home take care of cheers.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
There's Chris Faretti, very good job.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Andy.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
What he's talking about is, uh, people that say gravy
Sunday Sunday gravy, it's spaghetti sauce.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
It's fucking its spaghetti sauce.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Knock it off. Gravy.
Speaker 5 (42:30):
Gravy is a brown sauce.
Speaker 7 (42:32):
By could also be substituted when you say money, you
know money in the.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Match, Yes, but it's one of those stupid little gravy
fucking dishes and you pour it over your goddamn meat.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
That's gravy.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Knock it Wolf.
Speaker 7 (42:47):
Would would knock the knock the crap out of somebody
who said that's a very insulting thing.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
To somebody like Carl.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Hell, yeah, you got anything else?
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Because I, I honestly don't feel that great today.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
I have a pretty bad sort rot, probably because I
was walking around filming, uh, the aftermath of this hurricane Aeron.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
This beach got.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Fucking destroyed, and I I walked the beach yesterday for
forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
It's on my YouTube channel Opie Radio. This is a
big plug today. And I don't say a fucking word
because the video speaks for itself. But I walked up
and down the beach showing the giant waves, and I
think it's a pretty cool video. So that's my plug today.
Go to my YouTube channel, Opie Radio.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Check out the.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Massive waves that hit us yesterday way out east to
Long Island.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
All right, I was gonna I saw that.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
I thought. I thought that.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
When you came on late, I thought, oh shit, did
did you get flooded?
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Did your house get hit? Or no?
Speaker 3 (43:41):
No, I just don't feel that great today.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
It's been going around.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Started with my daughter, then my wife got it, and
now I thought, I hate it's after you, Friday. I
hate this too. When sickness hits your house and you're
you're like, you know what, You start thinking to yourself,
you know what, I think, I'm gonna skate.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
I'm gonna skate.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
Away from this one.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
I'm good, And then it hits you last fucking second,
so bamn.
Speaker 5 (44:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Anyway, well at least you're okay. I mean, hey, look,
I hope you did it.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Did I show you?
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I got my my official own a Wow Wow shirt.
You see that.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
I haven't seen one of those in a long fucking time.
Speaker 8 (44:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Yeah, lift that up.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
My brother Elmo came up with that uh that logo,
look at that still works. No cracker barrel ship here
where you rework the fucking logo.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
It's still working. Shout out to brother Elmo for this shirt.
Speaker 7 (44:31):
Yeah exactly, Yeah, but all right, you got to go.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
No, if you, you know, take take care of your
sort of trout there.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
It's the sort of I'll take some ib ibu ibew
i be.
Speaker 7 (44:45):
You know, I hope you know what you should take
some sixteen letter word that you can't pronounce. Yes, you
must take some uh hell a fats and knock a pocket.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Poonine exactly exactly. All right, No, thank you, Opie, thank
you so much for that.
Speaker 7 (45:03):
I needed this. Thank you so much for having me
on today. This is great man. I was great to
meet Chris, and thank you really well. You got to
start doing these again, man. I enjoy the Andy Vollin
up there in Aubury.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Man.
Speaker 5 (45:13):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (45:14):
My work schedule is so damn tight. I'm trying to
like get but I worked at I pulled some string.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
I pulled and I noticed since the last time I
talked to you, you got light bulbs.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
I yeah, well yeah, actually it's light out.
Speaker 5 (45:29):
Huh what do you think of that?
Speaker 4 (45:31):
I like I'm an actor.
Speaker 7 (45:32):
I guy, it takes me twenty minutes to set up
the lighting and I got to get the right costume
and I gotta get the right angle.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I to learn from you.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
I'm still in the shadows, even though I got a
bright ring light on my face. But you can't compete
with the sun behind me. But anyway, any anything else
before we go?
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Andy you good?
Speaker 7 (45:51):
I am feeling great. I am feeling great, and I
want to I wanted to say that the well, I know,
I don't know if Richie Rich was in the chat today.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
I Richie Rich and we were too busy.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
We didn't get to do HOODI man, Why you got
who to man?
Speaker 1 (46:10):
I actually, if I may, I actually do want to
give props.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
I have a hooda man today and I must give
a hooda man to Seth MacFarlane. And I'll tell you
why very quickly, because this guy. Thank God for Seth MacFarland,
because I went to go see Naked Gun and I'll
tell you it made me laugh. I mean, you know,
some of the jokes didn't in the head, but they
were still kind of creative. But it made me genuinely
(46:37):
laugh because it felt so good to go back to
the movies and laugh again. There was no PC, there
was no sterile comedy where it's like, oh, we can't
offend any but not Seth. He's just doing what he
does best, you know, the sex jokes and kind of
like family Guide jokes. But you know it made me laugh,
and so thank god for him for bringing the funny back.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
All right, So now I gotta say something.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
I trashed Naked Gone yesterday because I just assumed there's
no way it could be as good as the original.
I didn't know Seth McFarlane was involved with Naked Gun.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Oh, yes, it's got to be great.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Oh it really went.
Speaker 7 (47:16):
And Liam Neeson was absolutely perfect because he he was
so good because he played right into the joke.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
You know, he just because he got it and he
was perfect in it.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
You know.
Speaker 7 (47:30):
Same thing with uh Mark Mark Wahlberg with the ted movies,
Like you know, he he lightened up and he was
doing comedies talking.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
To a teddy bear. He got the joke. That's why
it worked.
Speaker 7 (47:41):
But I really really enjoyed it because it gave me
some good laughs. I mean for real, so holy.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Shit, I feel like an idiot because I didn't know
someone was involved with the movie, and I just assumed
that it's gotta be a hunk of junk.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
But all right, I'm gonna go see it, man, I'll
go see it.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Check it out. I don't think it'd be disappointed.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
All right, Andy, Yeah, I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
You, and I appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
Won't be thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
All right, I'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
All right, Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Man. There's Andy.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
I say hi to him every morning. He's from Albney. Guys,
thank you very very much.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
The big plug.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
I did walk the beaches yesterday because people were like,
won't you shoot the big waves?
Speaker 3 (48:20):
So I did.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
I did. It's a forty minute video.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Don't have to watch the whole thing, but it's pretty
dramatic what happened out here because of the hurricane eron
and now even though those waves look pretty fucking huge,
they're like half the size already from yesterday.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
So that's the big plug. Go to my YouTube channel,
Opie Radio.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
Guys. Very cool. Everyone's been cool today. I appreciate you.
Looks like everyone's good in the chat hit the like.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
On the way out.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
And uh oh look I made no money today, which
is fine, which is fine.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
But If you want to help the cause, please download
the audio version of this wherever you find your podcast,
subscribe to.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Opie Radio, and just listen to a few of them,
all right. It helps me, helps me in the end,
all right. And if you don't want to do it,
that's fine too. Have a good weekend, guys, we'll talk soon.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Bye bye for down bye bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye
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