Hilarious Pre-Thanksgiving Chaos - Live at Gebhards - Opie Radio

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do do do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
What is going on?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Everybody?

Speaker 4 (00:08):
Welcome?

Speaker 5 (00:08):
We are live at GiB Haunts two days before Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Oh my god, look at Milly's in the house.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
What's up?

Speaker 6 (00:16):
Milly?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hello? How are you a mill? What do you?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
What do you want for Christmas? Christmas?

Speaker 6 (00:20):
Right around the corner?

Speaker 5 (00:22):
Do you want a fat suit for for for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (00:27):
What's that about?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Matt?

Speaker 7 (00:28):
Milly likes to watch YouTube and she found she found
a Ballistics jail fat suit on one of her favorite
little shows.

Speaker 6 (00:33):
And she said, Daddy, I need to have that for Christmas.
Really yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
And then what.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
She wants?

Speaker 6 (00:43):
A Wednesday thing?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Like?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Oh, I thought she said a Wednesday date? Like what,
what's a Wednesday date?

Speaker 6 (00:49):
That's enough?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Everybody? Stop?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Wait you you let her watch Wednesday?

Speaker 7 (00:53):
Well she was Wednesday for Halloween. Looking at her, she
was Wednesday for Halloween. I see Wednesday, I see Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Wednesday. Oh Dan, she's got the yeah could you do that?
The hip Wednesday dance.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
She's probably never seen it, so it's probably PG thirteen.
So she wants a fat suit for Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yeah, that's pretty badass, man.

Speaker 6 (01:12):
Then she said, what did you say, oh, I don't
like fat people.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
You know what with those zepic I think you're allowed
to say that. You can say I think I think
if everyone is on ozepic and having, you know, problems
in the bathroom, you can say that.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
I think you should think right, I'll say.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
It, dude, Chicago bulls badass? What are you?

Speaker 6 (01:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:33):
I found it but because because my motorcycle is named
Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan. Yeah, because mine just my dribbles oil.
But yeah, oh it dribbles black. All right, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
So you didn't really follow the bulls with the with
the Jordan. You're just wearing the hat you found for
the motorcycle.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Guys, come on, all right, little foot by the way, everybody,
but you found the hat like in your house or
like on the street, on the floor of the bar.
I kept here a year in case then all the
germs die.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
No, so you wear other people's clothes that they leave behind.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
I hold it for a substaneous amount of time. It's honey, No,
you can't drink that. No, she can't. You can't drink
the old day.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
You can't on what.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
Youll what?

Speaker 5 (02:27):
What's the what's the craziest thing that you got from
the bar that someone left behind and they never came
back to get two hundred and fifty bucks in cash.
Two hundred and fifty cash. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's
all right, found it right in that guy's back pocket.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
And then.

Speaker 7 (02:44):
Let's see, there's been a couple there's been backpacks of
like random items, really bizarre stuff like what do you remember.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
Plastic bags and like used condoms and like, you know,
use condoms in a backpack.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I don't know why you would do.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Why were you? Why would you take your leave it
at the bars? You want? Why would you take your
juice with you?

Speaker 8 (03:04):
Man?

Speaker 7 (03:05):
What you can use a condom again, you just have
to turn it inside out and shake the funk.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Out of it.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Or you don't want to left behind at a future
like crime scene, so you just have to throw your
your used condom and they're like, ahh, so you should
shake it out in the backpack sline, you know. So
what's up, little foot? What do you do for Thanksgiving?
You're excited for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I am very excited for Thanksgiving. I am very excited.
Well that in the general holiday season, a lot of
baking to do so much baking to do.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
You're a baker.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I get baked every day.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Ah, all right, just the thing for you, do you?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I do a little Christmas, you know, I make a
little special some special cookies and brownies and things, you.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Know, special special we brownies cookie?

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Are we gonna be able to indulge in your special cookies?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
The terror is here all right now, Matt's got another
kid that was million.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Now here comes water?

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Oh you sign? And he's he's not.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
He just knocked the sign over and dumped his water
all over his head.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
And he also and he also dropped his beer. Obviously,
his his cup is empty.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, that's Otto.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
That's Matt's second kid. Yeah, you're in it, bro, you're
in it. Say I that that.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
He's only one point five, so he's.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Only one put so he doesn't get what's going on
yet million Millie Millie smiles for the camera, but not
but not the Otto.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
So, uh, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Matt?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Nothing?

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Now, what do you mean nothing? We're gonna sleep. We're
gonna do an orphan Thanksgiving. But but there was only
like three people that to show up. And I'm not
gonna get in here early and cooking turk baked turkey,
But you were gonna roast a turkey.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
You work your ass off and then you're gonna cook
Thanksgiving for people that don't have.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
Anywhere to go. Yeah, and then I said screw it. Yeah,
good for you.

Speaker 7 (05:11):
It's just too much and I just doesn't what a
turkey Sandway somewhere does.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
The wife understand Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (05:17):
And all she understands that she.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
Doesn't give a shit about it?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
What do you?

Speaker 6 (05:21):
What do you want for Thanksgiving? I don't know banker
pow and like some classic Ti dishes.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
So you're gonna be doing Thai dishes for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Maybe maybe I'll just sleep on you.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
You're better off.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
None of my favorite thanks It's my favorite holiday, and
I just don't get to enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
What wait, is it your favorite holiday because you don't partake?
Because eating you like eating turkey?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Turkey?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
You like turkey? Man?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I love turkeys great, I do.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
There are at least two people in the world my my,
you're long too.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
You don't eat roasting what I do? What I do?

Speaker 4 (05:54):
You eat roasted turkey all year long?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Actually? Grill you grilled turkle oh, yeah.

Speaker 7 (06:00):
Yeah, when do you get the loin out.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
But the whole thing in the weather and let it go? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Real you could you know what you could grill and
you choose to grill turkey? You sure you don't want
to deepd You.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Know when I lived I tried that when I lived in.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
The South.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
And toes.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
My daughter she goes, Daddy, did you make sure the turkey's.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Not dry this year?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
I'm like, ah man, I'm like.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Look, it's really hard to have extra gravy for you. Yeah,
you soak that ship. That's what makes Thanksgiving good is
the gravy. You just soak everything of the damn gravy, right,
that's right.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (06:41):
But then the best thing about Thanksgiving is two days
after you can get him for like twelve cents a
pound frozen, chuck.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Him in your freezer and turkey all year loan.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh you don't. The grocery store I go to, you
get free turry. If you spend next amount in a month,
you get a free turkey. And the bar is so low.
They're just giving turkey. Well that's all you need to know.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
If they're giving away the turkeys for free, if they're
twelve cents a pounds a day after Thanksgiving.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
They know no one wants to eat that ship I.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Do, dude, Thanksgiving Christmas.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Do you think Thanksgiving has twenty sides to distract you
from the turkey?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
So I guess you don't like turkey. That's what I'm hearing.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Only festivity though it's eating. That's all it is, of course,
is twenty.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
I only get to do my turkey material once a year,
so bear working on it.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
We'll bear with me. This is what's a year? Shit
I get to do?

Speaker 9 (07:26):
Oh, the leaves are changing. I got to pull out
my turkey book and start. Oh I got some foliage
job bits too. You Yeah, you said it right, Jesus
well I did for many years and then use Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
So I want to beat you up foliage.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
You want?

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh you want to beat me up because I got dyslexia.
Oh that's nice. That's nice, man, that's nice. That's nice.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
You work foliage, right, not folio full it foliage. That's
when the leaves turn the different colors. Well, foliage is
yeah right.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
I was it into the foliage until I lived in
the Boston. Are Yeah, you go up to New Hampshire,
Vermont if.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
You don't like Boston.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Massive ron is here.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
We're gonna have ron On in a minute from Austin, Texas.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Great.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Uh so, yes, no, but I do remember that this
drives up to New England in the fall. You go
up into northern New England and you just what do
they call them the people from around here? Leaf peepers?

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Peeper? I was a leaf peeper, was a leaf peeper.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
And then you would you would uh, you would drive
the Cana Mangus.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Is it called the Kena Mangus Highway?

Speaker 2 (08:30):
For you to say the main right or Vermont? You
know it's the Mangus. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
It's where all those car commercials are filmed in the
woods with with the snow and the woods, with the
leaves falling and stuff that they filmed them and on
the Cana Mangus and then all the cars pull off
to the side of the road, and that means there's
a moose in the area, and everyone runs into the
woods for them, and they get you know, they get
in fested with ticks and they never see a moose.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
Damn, you never see a moose.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
I have, I have you have? And then my my.

Speaker 9 (09:01):
Friends anymore about the moose total of the car, and
when you're friendly a moose, that's like hitting the side
of the house.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
Because it's in the road. Anyway, she the mose had
moose total the car. The moves just ran away like.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
It was not the It's like, ah, just kind of
brushed it off, right, and I'm gonna go screw something.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Now. I've seen it, and I've seen one in Maine.
I guess buffalo is different, right, Well, yeah, sure, it's
a different and it's all related, right, So.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
You can eat it, you can kill it. Bison in Buffalo.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I was, I was in the I was in San
Francisco and I saw bison. I saw bison on Buffalo,
not in I was talking about the animal a condor fly.
I don't think I have you never seen a condor fly.
I'm not ran canyon. They got the condole?

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Do they needed.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
To pay and watch them to the winds their wing
I was gonna say windspan.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I guess they did.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Now the wingspan is almost as long as this fucking
that's incredible.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
It's look it up. Look look up the wingspan of
a condor.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I got a good wingspan. Did you know that the
wingspan of a seven forty seven is longer than the
first flight at Kitty howk I heard about that? That's cool?
The Right brothers first plane shorter than the actual wingspan
of a seven forty seven. How far the.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Right the right.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
A couple of feet?

Speaker 6 (10:32):
Why did they get all the credit?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
I know exactly, bull ship it's a conspiracy first anyway,
then he flew too close to the sun.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
Yeah, well the rights also screwed it up, and they
didn't capitalize and make any money off.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah, everybody screwed up.

Speaker 7 (10:50):
I literally did not know that these screwed up You
hit all him.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Birds, he's a killer.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Birds hit him and then he saved.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
The birds are just doing their thing, are doing their job.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Sally's a hero. How dare you? It was one of
the most exciting days of your life watching that happen.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
No, no, it wasn't. No, no, it wasn't. I missed
it because I decided to go to the fucking gym.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
But my wife didn't even work.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
My wife had worked. My wife and my brother.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
Law saw it go flying right by our window, and at.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
First you're like, oh plane, wait, that's not supposed to
be here, Like I see, what's this idiot doing on
my feed this week, there's been a lot of like
I guess since the ups crash in Kentucky, a lot
of like people freaking out driving south on the New
Jersey Turnpike and you know there are low flying planes
landing at Nurk Airport and out of state people get

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all break down.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
Yeah, because you can see the soft underbelly, you could
tire this seven forty.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Seven was lower than than where I live. We knew
right away, like what well they did? Like I said,
I saw it on the fucking TV in the gym.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
Damn it.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
I wish I was at home.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Yeah, I kind of, yeah, because I had cameras all over
the apartment and I would have filmed the fucking thing
and that video would have been worth a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
When I was in high school, is at a met game.
We were sitting up in the nosebleeds. All of a
sudden like NYPD swat uh basically storms Shay Stadium back
in the day, right all up in the nosebleeds. Air
Force one with George H. W. Bush got re routed,
was supposed to at Kennedy Headland at Lagordia and basically

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flew in a very when you could see the landing
gear from the from the top section of Shaye Stadium,
and they stopped play the game so that Air Force
one could fly over. And I remember thinking to myself
and then actually saying to one of the secret services,
It's like, so, if let's just say they hadn't stopped
play and the plane is low enough and you have
a power hitter, yeah, just you know, nails got to

(13:02):
take run and it goes up, and it goes into
the turbine and then the plane crashes. Is it the
picture of the batter that is brought up on charges
of assessing the president? That's how my age mind worked.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
Once the ball is struck by the battery there, it's
not it's not the picture's problem that I think.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
It's in the rule book. So it's the batter. Will
you play eighteen fifties rules where the airplane where it's
fit into the.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
Flying machine with the lemon ball?

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yes, I remember, I have.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
I've had a little plane story, so i'd you've got
a plane store.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
I lived in belts I lived in Delaware for a
little bit on the beach, and my uh, my landlord,
I had built up and up on top of the
house and this roof deck, and he said, look, Tuesday
morning at nine am, I want to.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Meet you up on the roof.

Speaker 7 (13:49):
And I got a little surprised for you, Like it
sounds like I'm gonna die.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, So I climb.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
Up and he's like he sparks adobe and I'm like,
oh cool.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
He smokes.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
It's nice and smoked.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
This joint.

Speaker 7 (13:59):
You just look out over the ocean and he starts saluting.
He's got a big American fly right behind us. And
two jets come down from the Air Force base, the
Air Force Base up in Wilmington, Delaware, up by Wilmington,
and and they fly down together and they both dip
their wing at him. So apparently every Tuesday morning they

(14:20):
fly down and they see his flag and they do
a little debt, and he's always saluting.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
It was pretty awesome.

Speaker 7 (14:25):
And they're only like like three hundred yards away because
we're right on the beach and they're just over the
water and you could see the pilots in there.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
It was wild.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
So why are they dipping their wings for this guy?

Speaker 6 (14:35):
Because he's got the big American flags?

Speaker 7 (14:37):
Because always there every morning, every Tuesday morning, he's saluting
at the guys.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
That's the recognize them.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
They did a little death It was it was wild.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
That's pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
I remember staying on the roof of my apartment with
the after nine to eleven, and I was in the
flight path of the helicopters. And then they didn't do that.
I guess I needed a bigger flag or something. They
were busy.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
They were busy, rob they were a little busy, you know.
They they will get a cigarette on the.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Should we try to save people or or dip in
the weeks after when they were patrolling, that's what. Yeah,
it wasn't during the day. What are you doing for
thanks I'm I'm going. I'm literally going out east and hosted.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
Literally So.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
I was thinking of inviting you if you have nowhere
to go.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
But I didn't. I did not just tell you I
don't have anything to do.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Last time I talked to you said you were gonna
do the Orphan Thanksgiving, But I just told you and
you didn't like.

Speaker 10 (15:37):
Shoot, So what do you what do you cook? I'll
be honest, I gotta like check in with the wife.
Sure we got enough side. I'm not even sure if
the turkey is big enough. That's all the thoughts coming
through my mind.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
But then we're thinking is coming.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
But then no, you got your whole family. So now
I'm thinking they don't need cat ship. No, why I
want to invite you.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
I'm not gonna lie because you're gonna bring the Thai
food and then we could push the fucking turkey to
me right off, right off the counter.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Why don't you like turkey? It's dry?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
No one likes, but well, I like, I like a
turkey sandwich with some Swiss mustas with nice, nice, nice, nice, plump,
juicy tomato.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
But like like, no one, no one eats turkey. That's
not I do. I eat it all year long.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
You're a weirdo.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
But then in Deli, I'll get a turkey sandwich.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Follow the Dead.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Even though the whole band has been dead for there
are three of them left alive, just three.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
We're down down to three.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, I guess technically five if anybody ever played with
them like it was an official member. But yeah, the
founding members actually two originally, actually there's only two of
the original full on original founder Billy Kreutzman and Bobby
Weir counts Mickey Hart counts. But we just lost down
a Jeane Godshaw a couple of weeks ago. What happened?

(17:01):
She was old and you know, moved to the next
plane of existence. You know she was what do you
think what happened? Twenty eight seventy seventy eight?

Speaker 11 (17:12):
Young?

Speaker 8 (17:12):
All right? O?

Speaker 6 (17:13):
D I see all right?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
So we uh we got Michael G.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Potter today, We got Tony P.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Today, we got right the way now today full house
here for the Thanksgiving show.

Speaker 7 (17:25):
We're the extensive to people in there were setting ron
out to do the report from the strip.

Speaker 12 (17:30):
Mall.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
We were giving away the turkeys. Is that happening?

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (17:34):
I was thinking what you could do, like, uh, we
should have done turkey bowling? Quick cook them? Will you
let us do turkey bowling in your bar?

Speaker 8 (17:41):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Get the frozen turkey, you get the Uh we did
that bit.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
You did that bit of radio right, of course that
was a paint bottles knock over. No, we got real
fucking bowling pins. Yeah, the sound was amazing on the radio.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
People. Yeah, it kind of cook good after a while.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
Spot for it, so well, you can do it tomorrow morning.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
You got Linoleum, You got linoleum. Now we'd work on
theoleum floor.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
But the quote for those of us the word in
radio that that anybody that ever worked in radio, that
that runs through your mind this time of the year,
going into Thanksgiving, is I swear by all things holy,
I thought turkeys could fly.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
W k RP in Cincinnati, Right, you got it? Oh boy,
all right?

Speaker 5 (18:31):
That note, Well, I was gonna bring Ron in, but
he's fucking blown his nose.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Anti Semitic. You're blowing your nose regular nose.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I don't want to be I don't want to have it.

Speaker 6 (18:47):
I don't want to have a cold blot before Thanksgiving.
Then why are you're blowing your note?

Speaker 4 (18:55):
I answer my own question.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
I think winter that really everybody's noses runs of the winner.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
It's not winter yet. Really, it's like it's forty degrees
a month. I also have a b We'll come on, mold,
just come on over. That's why you should have come
over there.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yeah, we don't want the black molds. We don't want
the black mold. Don't want any more. It's not a rating.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Here comes uh.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
It comes run the way that who, by the way
is getting on.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
A bus to do Thanksgiving up up in Massachusetts, right, I'm.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Gonna be I'm gonna be honest with you.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
I don't know how it's gonna go.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Like New York Presbyterian.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
I'm a Jew.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
You got a New York Presbyteria.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
You know you know?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Why do you?

Speaker 3 (19:41):
What do you?

Speaker 5 (19:43):
What?

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Do you got a hospital?

Speaker 6 (19:45):
Still blood?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Can I give that out? For giving blood?

Speaker 13 (19:49):
I still have some. I have green yellow some left
in my bag. If you got I pretended I was.
I pretended I was a candy striper. Ron does the
right thing and he gives blood. But I didn't know
they gave out.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Hats they give up.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
By the way, the clothing they give up is very nice.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
That the guy he knocked out.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Let me tell you something that I've.

Speaker 13 (20:15):
Given four gallons so far. There's four gallons of my blood.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
In fucking New Yorks, you idiots.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
I would never choose.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
I feel like a villain.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
I have like a fucking dude.

Speaker 13 (20:27):
All I do is I turn the switch and everyone
has my blood in them becomes.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
My fucking servants. I'm the captain now, not the captain.
So you're going up to Massachusetts for Thanksgiving? Where where's
home up there? I have to take fucking Greyhound. I'm
taking a one forty five.

Speaker 13 (20:44):
Can you imagine this one forty five pm tomorrow in
Penn Station, Penn Station.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
This time he is Tuesday. It's fucking Sodom and Gomorrah.

Speaker 13 (20:55):
By the way, they're not fucking last weeks Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Where last week?

Speaker 6 (21:04):
Yeah, you said Penn Station.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Man, it's the same day.

Speaker 7 (21:10):
No, it's not the same day than that Hall.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
It's the same building.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
You're not the same building. Go back to Boston.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
I gotta go to authority. It's different.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
It's either Oh, I gotta go to Times Square.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
You gotta go where Jackie is, right, Jackie, Jackie.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Your friends statue. That's where you gotta get the right.

Speaker 13 (21:36):
I apologize the port authorities on like forty second and
like eighth Avenue. It goes from eighth Avenue ninth Avenue. No,
here's the thing that's the last bastion of like straight
up hookers and fishnets, straight up eighties.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
There's like rock everywhere Quarter Authority bus Stage.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
He's not he's not wrong wrong.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
When Joeann cleaned out.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Back in the day, he pushed all the grime.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
He didn't get rid of the grind would get him
push They pushed her west.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
They put it westward.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
It was all the stuff that was.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
A Times Square twenty five years ago, and now it's
on the outskirts.

Speaker 13 (22:15):
When you come out of Port Authority, there are girls
interested in talking to you.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Carl saw a major drug deal go down. We were
near Port Authority. We were at a bar, having a
couple of beers. We're I think we were even doing
a pop up which bar. Then the girl got off
the off a bus with a suitcase.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
She rolled it up.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
A sketchy guy came in a really nice car.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
She never touched the fucking suitcase, just in case anyone
said it is not yours.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
She could go, she.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Could go, no, that's not mine.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Carl walked me to the whole thing like it was
a Law and Order episode. It was amazing, and he
told me exactly what was gonna happen, step by step.

Speaker 13 (22:56):
Yeah, and and probably coming up from like fucking Virginia.

Speaker 14 (22:59):
She stand it so.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Basically, this guy, this guy met her.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Like they were boyfriend and girlfriend. He puts the suitcase
in his car, takes off, and she just walks her.
She just walks away. She did her job. She looked innocent.
She was on a bus with a giant suitcase from
the South and Carl fucking walked me through.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
The whole damn thing was a mo.

Speaker 13 (23:19):
And how much do you think she got after that?
He looks no, but seriously, like take take an educated.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Guess, like like a couple of thousand would imagine. So,
where's Thanksgiving in Massachusetts?

Speaker 13 (23:32):
I'm going to I'm going from Port Authority to Boston
South Station.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
And this is the God's on this truth going up
for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 13 (23:40):
I don't know what I ate, but I don't think
I slept the night before drinking, drinking, drinking, and then
eating fucking whatever. I think we went to seven to eleven.
If you go to seven eleven, thinks, what are we.

Speaker 6 (23:51):
Talking about the time?

Speaker 4 (23:54):
The last time you did this?

Speaker 13 (23:55):
The night before I'd even go to bed, we were
fucking drinking, drinking guinness and then I so I tried
to sober up with those fucking jumpo beef.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Dogs from seven to eleven at two of others, just
true guinnis.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
And jump o beef dogs at the same time. God
is my.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Witness the entire.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
Four hour trip.

Speaker 13 (24:15):
I would I would lift my just lift my ass
up just enough. Vibrant so you don't want to hear
the noise, like like it was so bad you could
the gas was so hot, like I thought I was blistering.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
It would come out and I would.

Speaker 13 (24:32):
But listen, listen, listen to me, and I would and
I would go. Ten seconds later, the girl behind me
would go, damn, damn.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
I'm gonna damn.

Speaker 13 (24:46):
It was like this black girl going home to call
from college or something four hours like dude, she almost
had a burth, like like here it comes again again.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
I'm going like this turns that damn.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Those of you watch it at home, want to know
what it's like for us up here.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Yeah, damn.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
So at one point she literally I can't and I'm like,
I know, right, what the fuck?

Speaker 13 (25:18):
I'm like, I like I chimed in because like like
I felt like if she would kill me, damn the
whole damn.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
She she started off black, but she kind of turned
on the white. I traumatized. Damn.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
And here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
God, damn it sir, straight up.

Speaker 13 (25:38):
Dirty fucking seven eleven hot dogs againness, you know what
that came out?

Speaker 15 (25:42):
Like?

Speaker 6 (25:42):
Yes, it was like it was.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Like hot seaweed and egg salad.

Speaker 13 (25:47):
It was just rancid like richid, Damn Thanksgiving everyone, dude.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
The groo.

Speaker 13 (25:57):
She had glass, she had tears and she was crying.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
She said, I can't take this anymore.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
I'm gonna kill myself.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
I'm not jokings. She was stuck.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Is that you decided to tell this story on the
live stream when other people are eating dinner.

Speaker 13 (26:15):
Okay, go back to n P I rabbit this old
house rabbit.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Yes, but i'ncome back, yes, okay, rapp let don't get
the babels rappity.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Oh, I did.

Speaker 8 (26:34):
Right?

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Slow down, slow down, and you window and your window.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
We don't want to get into the run without getting graphic.
Why did you feel like you had to tell him
how to do that?

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Tony has told his stories. He knows what he's doing.

Speaker 14 (26:47):
By the way, he said that he came out of
the he was produced from a lesbian.

Speaker 6 (26:53):
You know what I'm saying is he said he inherited those.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
What I'm saying is my my skills are optional and.

Speaker 13 (27:01):
My mother mommy talking. And no, my mother didn't teach me.
But my mother was like a professional lesbian. And I
don't get paid for it, man, Oh, my mother to.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Get paid because they published the think pages.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Wait, wait, right, so my dad taught me how to
shoot a jump shot properly, your mom taught you how
to eat pussy.

Speaker 6 (27:21):
That's great, that's great.

Speaker 13 (27:22):
Right, I've had I would say I've had three or
four women saying that is mind Honestly, that's the best
I've ever had. I've had three or four women. Congratulations.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
Damn, I'm scared of you a little bit. Can you
can you can you tell us in code what you
told Tony without being graphic? If you no, you.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Can't, I can't, all right, I can't.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
And you pull the rubber baby, you pull the rubber bands.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
And all right, all right, right, right, right, right, right right.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
So here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
The lips you have here, all right, exactly, but.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
Whole thing again, the lips they're not exact, No they're not.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
But by the way, maybe you because you know that's wrong.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
That's wrong.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
The lips here exactly.

Speaker 13 (28:12):
But yes, you're but it's one tube growing from the buttole.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Right, start growing for the butthole.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
I know, So.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
What kind of beans you got? Anus?

Speaker 4 (28:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
Man.

Speaker 14 (28:32):
I found these bees and that is very fox. You
want to touch the beds? They were brown that's the bee.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
That's so oh they're nice. Those are such a nice beech.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Where a smile on his face.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
So you're ready for Thanksgiving? You got?

Speaker 4 (28:49):
I told you I'm working Thanksgiving. Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
I'm ready to go to work on.

Speaker 14 (28:53):
A nice couch, take a nap for about eight hours,
and then go home and eat some food and not
clean one dish and got double time coming to you right,
double time and a half, double time, And they're paying
me for Black Friday too.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, what do you mean? What?

Speaker 6 (29:07):
No I get double time in double time, double time in.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Front clogged toilets.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Not even everybody's gonna get.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Essential ron essential work in case the something happens to
the boiler.

Speaker 14 (29:23):
The boiler, yeah, in case something happens to the boiler,
in case somebody clogs up the toilet, in case, you
know whatever.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Wait a minute, I was pulled the out. I was no.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
It wasn't mine. She was like, it's clogged my toilet.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Clo I went up there.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
You know, you try to snake.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
It snaked, snaked, didn't come out. You couldn't get You
stick your hand in there like a real man. Well, no,
you don't stick.

Speaker 16 (29:47):
You can't because it's in like like the real man.

Speaker 17 (29:51):
Bro, it's the two fingers. You can't get that man.
You had to pull the toilet off and then popping
off the building. It popped out out, popped out the
other side. Did she say, well you're here, could you
get this other thing out of?

Speaker 6 (30:03):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yeah, kid, yeah kid, Trent crame independent. I have a
follow up. How did she pay you? It was?

Speaker 4 (30:14):
It was included in rent Man.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
We got to.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
Give you the whole thing. They didn't get.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
They don't tip down way.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
I work in Mohaven, Bro, they don't tip in Monhaven.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Hold on, I'm.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
I'm from Boston.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Why don't they tip in mont Haven?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
What happened there?

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Is the South Brox you walk away with your life.
That lets you walk away with your life?

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Oh thank you, Tony. I'm drinking the five Burroughs Brewing Company.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Tiny juicy, I p a.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
You gave it to me because you're gay.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Show a pink beer.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
West Coast.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
If it's real beer, I like, lift lift your beer up.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
Let's see which one is more then yours is? No,
I can't.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I got definitely All day West Coast, All day West Coast.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Thank you your beers more gay yeah, you haven't tasted.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
Ah ah.

Speaker 13 (31:16):
You know the big, the big always, the big controversy
is the Christmas movies. And everyone says die Heads a
Christmas movie. So look, got me thinking, what about Thanksgiving movies?
Let's talk Thanksgiving because oh it's also Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
So I googled.

Speaker 6 (31:32):
I hate people that say Diehard a Christmas movie.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
They're just trying to christ to be dicks.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
So so what's above die Had, which I don't mind,
but they have a Christmas tree in the movie.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
That doesn't make it a Christmas. Tim Allen movie gotta
be number one.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
I watched those recently because I got the kids, so
you know, we're watching all the older movies.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
That movie Grinch, that's the only one.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Elf is not bad?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yes, O d Grinch O. G Yes, the Christmas that's great.
Ms On Sesamith Street's another great one.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
That's Santa that's great.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Billy Bob Thorne, that's fucking funny.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
But I am comfortable in my section. Thank you to
say love actually is a great fucking Christmas.

Speaker 13 (32:17):
Oh wait a minute, Ben Afflack, ben Affleck did a
great crime.

Speaker 9 (32:24):
Ben Affleck did Christmas Pard we're drinking gay bear and
Bull and talking about love that way does all the
hey you gotta you gotta favorite every Christmas.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I'm sorry I jumped on that, but I think I'm
gonna make one that's.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
Are you gonna be DEBI I'll produce it.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Wait, so there's Thanksgiving movies.

Speaker 13 (32:46):
The Thanksgiving movie I mean, like a top ten but
by the way, the Christmas movie that I think no
one really knows about that, Ben ben Afflac, I'll do
what I want, Ben ben Afflac. You haven't see Raindow Games.
That's a good fucking movie. That movie, that's a good anyways.
So I googled top Thanksgiving movies and the ones I

(33:11):
liked weren't even on there.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
So the ones I'm gonna say first, I.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Added to get number one out of the way because
everyone's thinking it is it trains, planes and automobiles or
is it automotive automobiles, planes trains, or is it planes
trade planes.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Planes, trains, planes, trains, and automobiles because it was in
that order, right, that's the name of that, That's the
order I usually say trains, planes, don't.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Say that, uh, is it's the one Thanksgiving.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Movie give me number two.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Then what would be number What would be number two?

Speaker 6 (33:43):
Bikes and roller skates?

Speaker 4 (33:45):
You said you have a better movie than I want to.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Hear the whole ship.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
That's it that we gave you number one? Now what's yours? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
But what else is on the line? That's none of
your business? What's don't go ahead?

Speaker 4 (34:00):
It's countown.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
He's a case of do it this way the rest
of this.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
You have a movie you think is better than planes,
trains and automobiles. As far as giving.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Movie is the last Waltz.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Christopher Tony get over here.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
It's the it's the documentary.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Thanks it's a Thanksgiving.

Speaker 14 (34:26):
I want to say, Set Up a Woman is the
best Thanksgiving movie ever?

Speaker 6 (34:29):
Why?

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Wait, so that's your favorite Thanksgiving movie because it was
filmed on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
I watched every Thanksgiving Watch and then I will listen
to Alice's sometimes I'll watch.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
You don't listen to Alice's restaurant?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
I did, but I don't listen to on the radio
I played on my own when I want record, Yes,
is that a movie? That's not a movie? Yes, it's
a twenty minute soul.

Speaker 9 (34:59):
I know what it was his restaurant and they turned
into a movie, but it was one.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
It was a song first though.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Right when I first started off in radio, I had
to work like Thanksgiving morning, and I was I was
a sucker that had a play. Yeah, you have to
sit around for twenty man's and flirt with girls on
the phone.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Okay, So so.

Speaker 18 (35:25):
I google, So I google one one of my favorite
Thanksgiving movies and it was literally filmed live while the
Thanksgiving Mace while the Thanksgiving parade was going on Tawa
heist remembered.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
It was did?

Speaker 6 (35:45):
I don't think so. I think it was a flop.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
They had the gold car on the top. That was
a good fucking movie.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
I would have to see it again, but I think
I think it was a flop because you never hear
that movie. I don't see it when I'm looking for
movies every fucking weekend for the family.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Here's my other one of my favorite thanks of the movies,
Paul Blart Mall Cop. Best movie you ever made?

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Am I right?

Speaker 17 (36:06):
Fucking during Thanksgiving? Black Friday? Friday Friday?

Speaker 4 (36:17):
That's not they're close on thanks for? Where did it?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Where did Paul Cop take place? Probably in Jersey, precisely
fictional Mall West, Orange, Oh it's not even a real mall.

Speaker 13 (36:33):
And nope, all right, here's here's here's the one.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
Here's the one, the alle.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Here, here's the one.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
I said, give me a modern Thanksgiving movie.

Speaker 13 (36:48):
Because when you say classics, they're going like fucking way back.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Give me a modern. So I didn't know Knives Out
was a Thanksgiving movie.

Speaker 6 (36:56):
You ever seen Knives Out?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
I heard of it.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
That's how I what's his face right?

Speaker 4 (36:59):
The I was married to Madonna?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Is not a guy?

Speaker 14 (37:03):
Richard?

Speaker 8 (37:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
I didn't know what the movie was, so I said,
let's see what. So this is who's in the movie.

Speaker 13 (37:11):
Daniel Craig, Double seven, Chris Evans, fucking uh, Captain America,
Christopher Plumber.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
He won an oscar for what do you.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Win an oscar for?

Speaker 8 (37:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:30):
Sonny Music.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Michael Shannon.

Speaker 13 (37:34):
Michael Shannon played a played a bad guy in Superman.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
It was on Boardwalk Empire. Thank you, Jamie Lee Curtis.
She has a penis in a vagina and she has
a tail.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
To this day day got the best tits in Hollywood
till his day, to this day.

Speaker 14 (37:53):
It was the best part of Freaking of Friday By
was the best part of trading places.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
He's got torpedo taway, Louis Youth sleep.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
On the couch, and that she puts the tits away
and kicks the door.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
That's the best, bro. That should be a thanksgive didn't
That movie started Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
And let's make that of Thanksgiving movie Trading? That movie
Thanksgiving and ended on questmans bro.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
Absolutely, it was last number one Thanksgiving movie right there.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Trading places, Jamie Lee Curtis is tits. That's not a
place in Fielder and New York.

Speaker 16 (38:21):
Remember they came to written House Square.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Remember that's where Eddie Murphy was when they found him
Written House Square.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
That's right, you're right.

Speaker 17 (38:29):
He said he was fucking't got no legs, I have
no Isn't there a real guy.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
That used to the legs?

Speaker 6 (38:37):
He would say, I have no legs, I have.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
No probably in the nineties, dang right not Wait, so
you missed the best movie Trading.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Trading is not a.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Fucking Thanksgiving Dan Thanksgiving Christmas.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
You gotta google it.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
It went all the way to New Year on the
train right.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Christmas movie Thanksgiving?

Speaker 14 (38:55):
No, No, there's no way that they got his own
money and then they did all that google.

Speaker 6 (39:03):
Hey, is trading place is a Christmas movie.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
It will say, yeah, Google, what are you even the
fucking Irish mad to here's.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Two sums to Google, We're better? What else is better
than what else is on your list? Look at that guy?

Speaker 4 (39:18):
He doesn't have thumbs. Yes, sorry, sorry, Miami vice.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
Don Johnson.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
That was not a movie.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
This is the guy on the list. But John Johnson
was not in the Miami least.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
Why you mentioned Don Johnson because.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
He's in the fucking movie movie He's knives Out. He's
in the movie Knives Out. We're still talking about Knives Out.

Speaker 13 (39:46):
Yes, I'm only halfway down the lamb. I told you
there's a million starves. We get Jamie Lee Curtis. Now
we're doing John Johnson because everybody wanted to work with guys.

Speaker 9 (40:00):
Oh can you can you see those classes?

Speaker 6 (40:04):
I'd rather not. I couldn't hear that. Well, we move
on from Knives Out. Yeah, Bruce will go take a ship. Yeah,
Bruce Wilson one almost isn't there.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
I'm done Knives Out, the cast the Knives Out.

Speaker 14 (40:22):
If you want to save time out there, just google
the cast the Knives Out.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Bruce Willis wasn't a Knives Out.

Speaker 13 (40:29):
How much you want to put on a big guy.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Well, our Thanksgiving movie, uh, less bit sucked?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
What's next?

Speaker 6 (40:38):
I don't think I've seen I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
No that sucked.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
Littlefoot actually comes up with The Last Waltz. I love
that movie, but I would never think it's a Thanksgiving thing.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
They eat thanks for the dinner before the show. It's awesome,
it's it's a great it was a Thanksgiving party for
the orphans. It's your favorite part of The Last Waltz?
I got, I got mine? Oh?

Speaker 6 (41:02):
What's your favorite part of The Last Walls?

Speaker 4 (41:05):
The documentary on the back?

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Your favorite?

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Too Hard?

Speaker 12 (41:08):
My favorite Thanksgiving movie? Second favorite the jam at the
end of Love. Mine's not a song and the music
is amazing. The night there I drove Old Dixie down.
It's such an amazing song. But what's your favorite part
of the of the Last Walls. That's when they're getting
high in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah, anybody else? Did anyone else see that movie?

Speaker 5 (41:31):
Van Morrison trying to do high kicks?

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Was it jumps in or jee?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Know he's wearing a purple like suit, but but but
the panther pulled up like like an old Italian guy.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
He's got Campbell.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
He tries to do a high kick and in my
line he was a foot off the ground.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
That was.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Yeah, all right, hey talk to him man about a thing.
All right, why don't we bring Michael j. You're ready
to play a song or two?

Speaker 13 (42:03):
Hold on, can I say one movie that that's actually
it has to be up there?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah, Paul Newman.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Movie, Thanksgiving, Paul Newman movie, Nobody's Fool.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
It's actually I don't know who's nobody.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
It's Paul Newman.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
It's it takes everyone comes out. I might have seen
Nimes out, but I don't remember it.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
If I did see, I don't know. All right, we
got Michael G. Potter coming back. By the way, you
don't the entire cancel is Bruce Willis is not. Are
you confusing Bruce Willis for he makes a cameo he
Were you confusing Bruce Willis for Frank Oz?

Speaker 6 (42:41):
No, he's in it. By the way, The Big Chills,
it's a Thanksgiving movie.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
That's a classic.

Speaker 11 (42:45):
No.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
It takes place in a funeral.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
The Big Chill.

Speaker 13 (42:49):
They all come together for Thanksgiving funeral. I was gonna
ask you, all right, it's by the way, you've got
males of Thanksgiving.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Milser was the Dead Body and the Big Chill his
first film.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
He literally played a dead guy and the body.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
All you see in the film is his toe.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
By the way, that's the joke when you say, I'm hey,
what do you do, I'm an actor.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
What number dead guy did you play? That's the joke.
We're gonna have Michael G.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Potter come in and play.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Adam's Stanley Values is a Thanksgiving movie. You get that,
Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. That's a TV show. Now Rocky is.

Speaker 13 (43:33):
A Thanksgiving hockeys literally and and it's Rocky is a
Thanksgiving the movie. And this is why they say, why
hold on? There's two reasons, all right, Rocky's first date
with Adrian is at Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
It's your Adrian.

Speaker 13 (43:50):
Yeah so you so Rocky and Adrian their very first
date is Thanksgiving and that and that scene turns out
where Paully takes the turkey and throws it out the wind.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Do you know the backstory of Rocky running through the streets?

Speaker 4 (44:06):
No, little fuck?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Do you know? It wasn't There were no permits right,
it was actually isn't right?

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Kind of like when Rocky was running through the streets
of Philly.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
It was before anyone knew who Sylvester Salon was.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
Excuse me, So they decided to go fucking gorilla filming
and said, just start running.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
We're gonna film this ship.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Everyone's looking at this guy like, who is this asshole?
No one knew who he was. They didn't know him
for the movie, they didn't know him in real life.
And then when he catches that what was it a
tomato or an orange that some assholes has decided to
throw this fucking thing at this idiot.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
That was running the streets of right, come on in here.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Mike, Michael m Potter knows.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
But that was all uh, where are you going?

Speaker 18 (44:49):
All right?

Speaker 4 (44:49):
All right, all right, all.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Right, come on, all right, all right, this is uh
now we make room for a little music. But yeah,
that scene, uh, that was gorilla fucking filmmaking, and and
no one knew that that they were filming.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Uh what would be one of the greatest movies ever made.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Right, Yeah, anybody ran up the steps?

Speaker 6 (45:09):
You ever run up the steps the ball? Yeah, No,
that's not at all.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
That's not true.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Everyone that goes to Philly runs up the goddamn that's true.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
At the bottom of the Museum by I went to visit,
there's a We're al Capone.

Speaker 13 (45:22):
They One of my favorite things Bill Berr Ever said
is that because if you go to the top of Steps,
which is like the Museum of Fine Arts for them,
there's a statue of Rocky which is a fictitional white box. Sorry,
it's like, Philly is so racist because you don't.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Even put Joe Louis on. You want a white digital guys.

Speaker 13 (45:42):
That Joe Lewis, who was actually like the great one
of the greatest champions ever.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
I think you meant to say Joe Fraser or is
it's Joe Louis Is Joe Louis for Philly?

Speaker 4 (45:51):
No, exactly, there's more than one.

Speaker 13 (45:55):
But if you say Philly is so racist, you won't
even put like the real body it's the greatest of
all time. You put a white guy and he's like
a fictional character.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Bilbird did that, but so much better.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Well, I don't does Bill Bird even before him anymore?

Speaker 2 (46:11):
After that Sawdy disaster. Oh that's run hot, that's run
face this way.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
So I get a mic you better, Yeah, just a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
This is Michael G. Potter.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
I met him at Strawberry Field here in New York City.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
He plays on the weekends now that the fucking sun
goes down at two in the afternoon.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
But in the summertime you're there a lot.

Speaker 19 (46:35):
Yeah, yeah, every day, every day, like five five pm
on the March Monday through Fridays, and then the weekends.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
You know.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
So now it's just weekends.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Now it's just weekends.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
But at least I get that in State Johnson right here,
it's my right hand man.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
So we met with about twenty eighteen.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
You guys are gonna play a couple of songs for
us today.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Yeah, we do a little beatles. Let me see there
you go.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Picture yourself found a train on.

Speaker 20 (47:05):
A boat in the river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly. A girl with cliders,
gold pines, sell of fan flowers up, yellowing bill towering

(47:30):
away your head. Look for the girl with the sun
and her rise and she's gone.

Speaker 11 (47:40):
Listen, sky with diamonds, seeing the sky with dimond, You
seeing the sky with.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Dim Follow down to the.

Speaker 19 (48:02):
Bridge by a fountain where rocking horse people eat moshmallow pies.
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
The grosso incredibly.

Speaker 21 (48:17):
High newspaper taxis appear on the show, waiting to take
you away climbing the back.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
We don't hand the clouds and your gold.

Speaker 22 (48:37):
You're seeing the sky with diamonds.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
You see in the sky with diamonds.

Speaker 22 (48:47):
You're seeing the sky with diamonds.

Speaker 19 (48:56):
Picture yourself, phone the chain in the station with class
seen porters and looking glass times. Suddenly someone is there
at the turnstile, or.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Go with colib scop bares.

Speaker 22 (49:15):
You see in the sky with diamonds. You've see the
sky with diamonds. You see in the sky with diamond

(49:36):
You're seeing the sky with diamond You're seeing the sky
with diamonds. You're seeing the sky with diamonds.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Michael Jeep, I'll just warm your heart on a Monday night.

Speaker 6 (50:04):
That's a that's a wonderful Thanksgiving song.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
How did how do they find you? Again?

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Michael Oh, Michael Key Potter dot com and on the
instat yeah, Instagram, Michael Gordon Potter, Oh, Michael Gordon Potter
right right right, My first page got hacked.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
I refused to pay them money to get it back.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
You're good for you, all right?

Speaker 4 (50:25):
You want to do another one.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Yeah, man, we got one more.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
We got the boss, the Boss, the boss man.

Speaker 19 (50:32):
Wait, yeah, don't.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Get me started. What's yeah, man, it's sad.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
It's said that Trump's favorite song is m s.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
H.

Speaker 19 (51:00):
In the day, we sway it out on the street,
down and run away American games. At night we ride
thing imagine the blow and suicide machines. Bone from cage
is on highway and not call me if unit take
that out stepping out over the lyre whall, Baby this town,

(51:25):
where's the bone from your back? It's a tenth track,
it's a suicide back. We don't get up while young,
those traps backers, baby with a ball around.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Bone bone bone.

Speaker 19 (51:43):
Bone, bone, bone, boone bone bone.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
When he let me in, I want to feel friends.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
I want to.

Speaker 19 (51:54):
Guard your teams and visuits. Just wrap your legs round
you beat friends, and strap your hands, cross my hands
together when we can thatess.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I love you and all the.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Maddeness sending my soul.

Speaker 19 (52:13):
Wall someday, girl, I don't know when we're gonna get there.
Out of Benna speak, we gonna go bomgain the son
couse chance like baby boone run ball bone bump bone.

Speaker 20 (53:00):
To beyond the powers, every power jump screamed down the.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Bowl of bard go calm the hair.

Speaker 19 (53:09):
Into mere view mirror and the boy try looks so hard.
The amusement parked his bold and stuff.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Kids are huddled on the fie on me. I want
to die with you, and here on the streets.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
At night, and another lasting kiss.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
One, two, three, four, highways, damn winds broken and he
rose on the last dance, power driving.

Speaker 19 (53:58):
Everybody's out on rocks night, but no, please clift hide together.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Wendy weecon neighbor decidness. I love you with all the madness,
sitting my soul wall. Someday, girl, I don't know when
we're gonna get you. That place gonna reinish.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
We're gonna go walk.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
In the sun.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Coach champsbacers, the barn to run.

Speaker 8 (54:30):
Oh honey, tramp facers, they didn't even bond to run,
Oh Wendy tramps facers, maybe even born around.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Bombombar.

Speaker 23 (54:50):
Woo whooooo, I'm bad, Michael Gee.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Johnson in the inter State Johnson, of course, thank you guys.
That was amazing.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Yeah, we might have one more to wrap it up.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
All right, Michael.

Speaker 6 (55:32):
Johnson.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Johnson, that's a cool name. That's very cool. Come on
in here, Tony pay Matt.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
Matt's trying.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
This is what Matt's trying to do today.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
He's trying to do a podcast, he's babysitting his two kids,
and he's running a bar.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Well, that's a difficult thing to do, man, that's a
lot of stuff. He's he's multitasking. Uh so what else
is going on with you, Tony P.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
I feel like I want to give you like five dollars.
We'll take you and feed yourn. I don't know why
you got that doesn't need to be look at it.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
I'm waiting from that to bring out like the big
thing from the kitchen, to bring the big things from the.

Speaker 13 (56:15):
I'm one of those ruben fucking burgageben hamburgers.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Have you ever had fucking sour crowd on a hamburger?
Which Swiss cheese?

Speaker 14 (56:31):
I haven't a little the ruben dressing, whatever the bread,
the bread is grilled, it.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Was Russian dressing.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
And it wasn't marble bread, marble bread, steaks, marble rye
marble rye stink.

Speaker 13 (56:43):
Only someone who looks like a white Anglo Saxon Protestant
would say that marble.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Rye is fucking By the way, here's the order of bread.
Tala marble rye. No way is the best solim.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
Bread is only good in French toast and diners.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Greek is so good.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
You guys, You guys make French toast out.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Of the Greeks.

Speaker 6 (57:07):
Hory to take your hollow bread and turning tasty.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
If you can't make a sandwich out of the bread
and it's stick, correct, we make French toast because.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
We don't know what else to do with this. You
make French toast out of no white bread that's been
so at least with the white bread you can make
a sandwich.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
You go to Soho, you go to when I was
working French. You go to Soho for French, you get
French toast. You don't give the don't give.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
All right.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
By the way, you know what's bread?

Speaker 6 (57:38):
Lies also invented matza. It's like you can fucking.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
With radio.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
You know who did mats of better? The Swedes, the
Sweets or is it the German?

Speaker 4 (57:49):
The Sweeds are the Germans? What's a neutral country and.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
One in bates Europe? No, no, never mind interrupted by
raisin bread. Rather raise your bread with butter.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
The truth is, if you put salted butter on mansa,
it's fucking straight up delicious. Salted butter on musa is
a beautiful water on dog ship is delicious.

Speaker 6 (58:12):
You're talking about Salted butter is amazing on everything.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Salted butter is not gonna make dog shit taste better.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
But you've tried this, so you know why. I mean,
you have used did the kids grab you and put
your face to its head?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Lick the dog.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
I've eaten horseshp before.

Speaker 6 (58:29):
It's filled with.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Summer camp ship ro alright, d horse patty.

Speaker 13 (58:40):
Like five bucks, so like four kids to win five
And I chewed horse people like like red.

Speaker 24 (58:47):
Man, like a head in my cheek, like fine, hysterical,
like literally, I was spitting out like you're a clean up,
like I was fucking like chewing tobacco like Jose Cansak.

Speaker 6 (58:59):
Al right, Rack, thanks thanks for sharing.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Some of the most vile, disgusting things ever spoken in
the English language. I have come out of Ron's mouth.
I like stories, the descriptions, and yet I like his
honesty though he can't know yet he cannot go so
far as to say shit it has to be Oh no.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
I've been working on him to like clean up his
act a little bit, so he still tells the disgusting stories.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
He just like, you know, he just give Norman rock Well,
he gives it a little Norman rock Well. Right, I
did baby Dike for mustache, so you know I'll admit
to that one there, Ron, all right, should we start
wrapping up and get our Thanksgiving going or what? Tony?

Speaker 2 (59:46):
You good?

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Everything else is.

Speaker 14 (59:47):
Looking over here, man, because my brother actually sent me
a picture of the sugar eggs. But it's written in
Greek and I can't translate it. But this is the
sugar eggs.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
All right, we're gonna make sugar eggs here to get.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
Parts after the holidays.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Yeah, you're gonna eat it.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
Eat promised to eat it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
If it's a legit Greek fucking delius. It's not a
legit Greek delicacy.

Speaker 14 (01:00:05):
It's like Greek poverty, food from people that fled from
Greece in World War two and went to those guys.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Well, I'm just telling you my mother used to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
This is my mother's story.

Speaker 14 (01:00:15):
I chewed the saint You like what I would ask
for more gum? Give me another piece of gum. I
chewed the same gum for months. We would chew the gum,
take the gum out and put it on top of
you know, like a cabinet or something. And then when
you wanted to chew the gum again, you picked the
piece of gum and you're chewed it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
That's pretty sick, don't.

Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
You think that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
As you couldn't even afford the rap or save the
rap or it couldn't afford it.

Speaker 14 (01:00:34):
I guess it wasn't wrapped. Do you ever have Greek
gum like the legitimate stuff that comes out of the tree.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
No, I was gonna say, that's not the the weird
tasting candidates getting gum that you get in Bodega's in
the nineties.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
You can't get. You have to go to Greek specialty.

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
Did I ever tell you that I hate olives? You
said all of them?

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
I call them all of They don't they don't get
to respect him.

Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
No, I say all of because I don't want to
give it respect.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Respect because I'll tell you, why tell me what?

Speaker 6 (01:01:09):
It's little eleven fucking hours to fucking Athens.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
Okay, and you guys are obsessed with your fucking wall
of a great thing breakfast cereal enough with their stupid,
all of us.

Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
No man, olives, olives all day, bro.

Speaker 25 (01:01:25):
As soon as I got as soon as I got
on the in the first car, they're pointing out all
the olive tree.

Speaker 16 (01:01:34):
Athletes the Greek Islands speaking. I got a bunch of
friends that make an olive oil. Now they sending it back.
You man, you understand medication. You don't need medication.

Speaker 14 (01:01:45):
You take a tablespoon the tool of olive oil every
day and you don't need no medicine.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
My problem is you guys are upset.

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
You're obsessed with your olives.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Health is an obsession, bro, Talk about something else, anything else,
Talk about a little fetter.

Speaker 14 (01:02:00):
That is delicious too, But you gotta put olive oil,
a little olive oil, a little oregano on top of
your feather.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Bro. Come on, I'll tell who improved on all the
olive oil recipes.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Don't tell me the Italians because they didn't. Don't. Don't,
don't even go there.

Speaker 14 (01:02:14):
I want to actually go back further in history. You'll
realize that the Greeks are responsible for positut.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
So we've been the Italians took that and turned in.
I'll tell you that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
I'll tell you what ruined the Chinese invented the fucking
noodle Italy, the Chinese. It's true, the Chinese.

Speaker 13 (01:02:37):
The Chinese brought the noodle to the to the Guidos,
to the Greeks, Guidos, guidos, and the Italians has put
some sauce on it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Sunday baby, Yeah, shut up.

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Sunday degree you go screw peanut stuff. Can I tell
you what ruined my my my Greece vacation, My Greek vacations.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
You said what I've never been country of Greece. Come on,
get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Three things ruined my trip. The first was all all
of them.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
The first was the person I went with, I should
her okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Then the second was the guy that hit on you.

Speaker 15 (01:03:16):
What is what?

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Well? It was a Greek joke, he says.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
They invented gate just so you know, of.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
Both persuasions, of both persuasions.

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
Very progressive.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Yes, can you say the word? I just want to say,
you think all are everywhere they serve.

Speaker 13 (01:03:37):
Octopus with everything, the octopus and those are sation beings.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
You're like the Greeks mean, you're like you're eating.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Like you're saying your third thing.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
First of all, I can't eat octopus.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
I saw The Octopus Teacher, and now I can't eat
the goddamn thing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
I didn't realize how.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
I don't know what that means. The Octopus Teacher was
a great documentary.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
That's a guy. A guy was obsessed with a stupid octopus.
You ever see the guy online?

Speaker 14 (01:04:04):
He like puts stuff in jars, like whatever, dinner for
his octopus in jars and he just throws it into
the tank and the octopus hits man figures it out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
He opens up the.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
Jar and eats the stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
They're very smart animal.

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
It's very smart. Aim.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
Now I can't eat him because I realize how smart
they Why I just like eating dumb stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
Do you feel like Dama or something? Do you feel
like I mean, humans are.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
So you think turkey?

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Do you think turkeys are? I told you I don't
eat I eat it once a year. I hate it
because they're so smart. It's a respect thing. Would you
ever have a turkey sandwich? You've never had a turkey
sand I have a question.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
I have a question roast. You don't need turkey, you
don't need octopus. What about venison?

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Yeah? Really, dude, venison with with like.

Speaker 26 (01:04:47):
Vinegar, you know, how to hunt thru You're fucking right,
I hunt, I hunt the beaver, all right, So Tommy, Tommy,
that one all right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
So so the first thing that ruined my my Greek
vacation was the person I went with never went with her.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Second is ollives. Fucking your obsession with olives drove.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
But how can that, gysy, how can you let that
be us?

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
Listen, I'm gonna tell you some ice cream.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
You know you did it all wrong.

Speaker 14 (01:05:22):
You should have grabbed the olive oil, thrown it all
over the person you hate, and went the pound.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
That's where you messed up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Baby. That's baby oil, and that's diddy.

Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
No, no, no, it's olive because olive oil is edible.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Do you understand?

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
We do it better?

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
What's the what's the ship at the top of the mountain?

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
You just you just.

Speaker 11 (01:05:42):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
So hold on.

Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
You went to Greece and only went to Athens.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
You didn't go to the islands.

Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
Ny I told you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
We We flew into Athens, spent a day or two,
then we did a Greek islands thing on a cruise ship,
and then we came back to Athens and I saw
the ruins on the top of.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
The fucking mount.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
I could.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
I couldn't enjoy it because.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
The person I was with was that I didn't ask
her to marry me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
I'm like, well, what do you let me join the roads?

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
You asshole.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
You don't even have proof I was there, because after
we broke up, she took all the goddamn pictures, took
the picture.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Yeah, you don't know proof I was.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
I got the memory, that's it. And you you don't
ask someone to marry you in Greece, that's Paris.

Speaker 14 (01:06:22):
I asked my wife to marry me and the Bahamas,
but I was hamming out of my Yes, you only
make bad decisions on alcohol.

Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
I asked my wife to marry me at chicken ship Bingo.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Right, yeah, this is a true story. Come away, you know,
tell the story again, Tell the story again.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
This is true. This is Joe, This is Joe.

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
Yeah, so thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:06:43):
My uh, my wife and I took a trip to
Austin for south by Southwest during COVID as they were
canceling it so there wasn't music to watch.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
So what else are we gonna do with it? Oh?
You saw a chicken ship bingo.

Speaker 7 (01:06:54):
And they've got a cage and it's being old playing
playing board with all the numbers on it, and you just.

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
Wait and then they yell out the number, and then
well somebody else.

Speaker 7 (01:07:06):
Their ticket doesn't. But it's Thanksgiving. So yeah, So while
we're there, they've got a band plan. And I went
to the owner.

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
I said, hey, look, they would have proposed to my wife.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
She's everybody stopped.

Speaker 6 (01:07:22):
She's like, I gotta plan.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
I got a plan.

Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
Said what number does your wife have? She she starts
calling her, gets gets my wife up on stage. He
gives me the mic and then he asked her, there, that's.

Speaker 6 (01:07:32):
Amazing, that's a great Paris.

Speaker 14 (01:07:35):
Well, you know something, you know what I get from
your story and your story as long as you go
with somebody you love the vacation.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
But you just picked the ratchet whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
I just met her.

Speaker 5 (01:07:45):
The third thing that ruined my Greek vacation fucking rugs.
Wherever you go, they try to sell you a goddamn Really, I.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Never knew that.

Speaker 14 (01:07:55):
Are they Persian rugs? Are they tash rug Thus Greeks
are not known for our cause, you understand, you keep
on bushes the bush and make a rug.

Speaker 15 (01:08:05):
I've never seen a rug in the diner. That's the
rug people were in I think India. No, the rug
people were in Cahoote. Oh no, I went to Turkey too.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
So.

Speaker 6 (01:08:19):
You can't make I don't have the pictures.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
I can't you can't mix the say you know there's
a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Of Greek islands. Are like, well, there used to be
Turkeys show and now we got them. And now these
islands that are now Greek, they used to be.

Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
Switching islands these.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Right, Turkey Greece. There's no difference.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Do you like Cypress Hill?

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
You know something?

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
But the cruise people were in We're gonna say something.

Speaker 14 (01:08:46):
Can I say what I'm about to say? There's a
polking run No, no, get two words of two countries.
He just said Turkey Greece. Same difference, right, that's like
saying Israel Palace by that they should get.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
Along, stop blowing, you know, same difference. You know something.

Speaker 14 (01:09:04):
I think you gave me what you had because Friday
I think your damn show, and Saturday I woke up.

Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
With the fucking sniffles from you woke up in the
weird roommate.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
You have my vibration.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
If your friends would ron, you gotta accept you're gonna
get sick.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
I mean, yeah, there was a fireplace that didn't work.
What the hell the mic was going in and out?

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
But I gave everybody arthritis, disgusting toenails.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
So the cruise ship is in cahoots with the rug people,
so they forced all the cruise people to get off
the ship and before they could do a day trip,
they have to fucking hang out and listen to.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
A rug rug sales guy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
You run over and over again. But what was he saying?

Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
Rug you buy rugg. There's another thing that rode in
my Greek vacation. George Hamilton.

Speaker 8 (01:09:55):
He was there.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
Yeah, he was walking the streets laying the actor.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Yeah, and that thing that he does is Zorro gay Blade,
that tan.

Speaker 11 (01:10:05):
Wall that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Ruined my vacation.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Gay Blade is one of the funniest movies ever made.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
George Hamilton was walking the streets and all the beggars
ran up to George Hamplton because they.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
Thought he was a guy. They left a love bro
thought he was a god dude. That tan in person
is in He didn't Mike right, he has the tan
that and what about Mary, that woman with the dog
and she had. That's the same plan that tell you.
So you're telling me there's rugs everywhere. Everyone's trying to

(01:10:42):
sell you a rug. You didn't see one person like
sitting in this like this, like fly out, like.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Jo one flying whatever. But can you imagine that that
was you?

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
You would sell out, bro, if someone's flying around on
a rug, I'm buying.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Have you never done that?

Speaker 6 (01:11:01):
I've done it, but.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
With with with assistance, with chemicals.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
On a run.

Speaker 8 (01:11:07):
And then.

Speaker 25 (01:11:09):
And then I went to in his mouth and uh
Istan bully went to the blue mosque constant one of
the one of the uh seven wonders of the old world.

Speaker 6 (01:11:23):
Everything, everything's a wondering, right, all right? Should we start
wrapping up?

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
And yeah? Beer? Are you doing beer the week?

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
For beer in the week?

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
All right, let's say let's say I with beer the week.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
I hope.

Speaker 13 (01:11:37):
I'll just say this, last time I took the Greyhound,
besides traumatizing that poor woman.

Speaker 8 (01:11:43):
And.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
I hope, I hope this is this?

Speaker 6 (01:11:49):
What was she saying over and over again?

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Damn damn, she literally was crying. But I hope that
last time I was there, every besides me, I.

Speaker 13 (01:12:02):
Had fucking pants on and shoes everyone who came on
that fucking bus was wearing sweatpants, sandals with socks.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
And do rags. And it was just me saying, like
talk about like Sesame Street, what doesn't belong here? Welcome
to the world.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Literally, tell me you rolled up in like a fanura
in a wool suit and.

Speaker 13 (01:12:24):
I actually had pants on and shoes. I wasn't wearing
gray sweatpants, sandals and socks and do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
But I've seen your pants when you wear them. He
wears shorts a lot. Wait, little Foot beautiful, I forgot
that you fact checked him.

Speaker 6 (01:12:37):
Since you've been here, we learned that he's pull Cimon's cousin,
second cousin. I know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
Littlefoot loves he told cousin, and he gave him a
little cup. He's my second cousin on my mother's side from.

Speaker 6 (01:12:59):
The Little v and Elvis was his zurologist.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
Elvis was, oh, yeah, right, and you.

Speaker 6 (01:13:05):
Fuck Karen Carpenter too, No, no, no, next you live
next door?

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Right he told you that story.

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
All right, let's do a beer of the week and
get out of here. Matt, what do we got today?

Speaker 7 (01:13:15):
We've got sweetwater four twenty pale ale from Highland and Jojia.

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
They've got I just found out they have. They've got
a musical fest.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Festival, the sweet Water for a twenty festival in the spring.
Believe that we should go down next year. I think
we should go down and drink some beer. Is four
in April, right birthday?

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Okay, So what's the deal with the fourth water?

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
This one's an.

Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
Extra pale ale. It's paler than Paley. Apparently we're not
gonna look at it, you know what I mean, glasses, But.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
It's very good that I've had it. It is very pale.
You're absolutely right. You don't have to read it. There's
no weed in there.

Speaker 7 (01:13:55):
Yeah, no, there's no weed, but there's a there's a
This is an actual interstate for twenty right around.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Yeah, Atlanta. So it's hot Atlanta.

Speaker 6 (01:14:03):
It's named after Rhodes, not drug. There's no interstate.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Nope.

Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
Wait, there's no intertate for twenty in Georgia.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
There's no understate. There is no interestate for twenty figure
is Nope, there isn't. There's no there is no interstate
forty two either for twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
Listen to the guy with the Georgia haircut. You know,
you know I also still.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
It's all all the roads ending zeros.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
Or five zero? Are we supposed to just drinking?

Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
There's no forty two tall The alcohol I mean turky
will kill it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
I mean beer, the beer.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
The week has fallen off a little. Now we just
got a share of beer.

Speaker 6 (01:14:45):
Well it's tent. That's my can.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Oh yeah, that's light. It's light.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
It's light.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
That's light.

Speaker 25 (01:14:52):
Ron will definitely drink from the can, right, Roney, because
it's just like your lips.

Speaker 13 (01:14:58):
All I know is we used to make bonds out
of those. This was like a beautiful you would take that.
You would take the tinfoil here, you take a needle,
you put the holes here, and then you'd put them
here and then ye never do the the apple.

Speaker 14 (01:15:14):
No, they can pipe out of an apple out of
like a little uh Johnny Walker black bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
When I was a pen, a bunch of guys that
worked with they made a bong using a PVC you know,
piping and a air compression. So we set the air
compress on the right.

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
Yeah. Yeah, you know what we should have done.

Speaker 13 (01:15:38):
We should have all weighed ourselves now and then weigh
ourselves next time, Like how much weight are you putting
on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
Yeah, I mean a fattening. It's not just the aside brout.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
The real bit is you weigh yourself Friday morning before
you go, and then we see who had the biggest release,
the biggest.

Speaker 13 (01:16:01):
Dude he Midway used to would would weigh him, would
weigh his afternoon poops? Yes he did, but fact check me, Ernest.

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
Hemingway would he do that?

Speaker 13 (01:16:12):
He took measurements on everything, and he would say, oh,
I just I just lost two point three pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Probably not that much, but that is a lot. Wait,
say a lot of salads, a lot of ruffige.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
No, dude, he ate a lot of fucking game meat.
The guy was a big hunter.

Speaker 6 (01:16:29):
Oh you said game meat game Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Don't say it again. All right?

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
When we when we were.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Was fun.

Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
I want to thank everybody for checking out the show.

Speaker 6 (01:16:46):
Live ads.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
We got mac owns, two bards on and one on
forty fifth between eighth and ninth ron.

Speaker 6 (01:16:52):
We'll get to you in the second tony p.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Thank you, sir, Thank you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:16:56):
Everybody, have a great weekend, have a great holiday.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
Enjoy blasting, uh your.

Speaker 14 (01:17:02):
Enjoy blasted your fisting, your family's uh you your family
O toilet.

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
Blasting your family.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
There's a lot of pauses in there that made me
really nervous.

Speaker 13 (01:17:14):
It was it was blasting and my family families blasted family.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
What was usually your grandfather's pet.

Speaker 6 (01:17:25):
Sorry about the wall ups thing, but I just can't,
just can't out. I just can't.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
I just can't. I just can't.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
I used to put all on my hair. I did
too beautiful things and in fact, well, no, I don't
do it anymore. Found exactly and a very famous uh
newly engaged pop star uh Gargles complimented me on the
fact that I sell swift beautiful thing and then watch

(01:17:58):
out Travis. No no, I told her, don't ever do
it again. Yeah, a compliment, what are you saying?

Speaker 8 (01:18:05):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:18:05):
No, we share, Swifts complimented, I gotta go down to
heal by the.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Way, he's single, Shaka.

Speaker 6 (01:18:12):
We shared a little bit. Did you touch her when
you were taking the go?

Speaker 11 (01:18:16):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
I literally had my hands up near because I was not.
I'm not that huge huge loss A radio guy in
the entire world group shot with Taylor Swift.

Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
A radio guy decided to cup huge loss.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
No never never Swift as and she's one of the nicest,
smartest people good for.

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
I'd be nice too if I was worth. She's so smart,
She laughed herselves on to the number one podcast in America.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Oh that's Ron Burman. N d m me and I
can help you docs him Ron Burnham.

Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
All right, listen, let's get out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
Michael, thank you. We're wrapping up.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Michael G. Potter is still down there.

Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
We're wrapping up, we're going on.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
Thank you though. Go check out Michael G.

Speaker 13 (01:19:05):
Potter on his website and this will be the sound
on my way up to Boston tomorrow afternoon.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Damn.

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
I honestly all right, all right, let's get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, pot Talk to you guys soon. That
was one of the better ones.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
That was entertaining.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
That was one of the best

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