Hollywood Legend Dennis Quaid - Best and Last Year of Radio

Hollywood Legend Dennis Quaid< Mike Bocchetti, Craig Gass, Vic Henley and Chuck Nice 3/28

The final year of my radio journey holds a special place in my heart, made even more poignant by the loss of my cherished friends, Carl Ruiz and Vic Henley. Reflecting on that time, I rediscovered the pure passion and exhilaration that drew me to radio in the first place. Amidst the chaos and challenges, we found endless moments of hilarity and camaraderie. Alongside Carl, Vic, and Sherrod Small, we shared unforgettable experiences both on and off the airwaves, our tight-knit bond shining through every episode. That year also marked Carl Ruiz's meteoric rise to stardom, inspiring me to launch the Opie Radio podcast with him. I'm immensely grateful to Erock, Clubsoda Kenny, Paul, and Louis for joining us on this wild ride. Get ready to dive into the rollercoaster of emotions—the highs, the lows, and the laugh-out-loud moments—that defined my last year in radio.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hopie is here and his show starts.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
How great is that song?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Right? The fuck there? Humble Pie And I'm thirty days
in the hole. Whoa squeaky mic?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
What's going on, Craig Gas?

Speaker 4 (00:21):
I just got another text from a radio but I've
been getting radio buddies, Yeah, texting He's saying, how great
we are saying, dude, radio buddies are texting me, going, dude,
it's a fucking killer this week.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, that is a great feeling.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
It's been fun doing radio with Craig Gass this week.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
And of course Vic Henley, who's been doing a lot
of this radio with me.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Since we started the new show.

Speaker 7 (00:43):
And we've turboted up today, oh boy, and we brought
you right right to the big the big boys table.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I now like no kids table.

Speaker 8 (00:53):
For Mike today, waiting for two hours now, I'm like
the game you're going to begin, but you know, are
you excited?

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Yeah? Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 7 (01:03):
And Charles Kindness and Chuck Nice is one of my
oldest friends.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yes, Charles Kindness, that's what.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
And he tells every audience that I porno most of
them them believe it alf the time people out the
club and look it up.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I have been Haywood Vic for a while now, and
he finally tells me that he.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Knows you really well, and I'm like, oh, I know
Chuck Nice pretty well myself.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well, yeah, you know, Opie was the one that actually
you know the story my starting radio.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, I don't know that story.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I put him on.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I put him on a show that hated my guts
and the whole time.

Speaker 8 (01:39):
And the time, Chuck's like, oh funk that I love
the guy.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's it's so funny too, because whenever people would say like,
oh man, you guys don't really get along, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Like, ship, I'm fine. The show I know.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
So it was a radio chicks show and it came
on on W and W and uh.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
A million years ago.

Speaker 9 (01:59):
Welly somebody they offered me. No really, I hate to bray.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
There's the first part to that story. There was a
part ay that leads to part bitch.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yes, Me and Anthony were starting to think about expanding,
and then that's what led to getting Jim Norton. But
in the running back then was Chuck Nice, even you're
thinking about expanding, we're looking for And then I was like, Chuck,
I just don't have room on the show. But I
know Leslie is looking for somebody, and they met and
hit it off, and then you ended up doing the.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
Show for a long time, for the entire time, and
that's where I met him.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Was down there doing that right after and was.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
The radio check and she was the hot chick doing radio.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Well she was doing radio.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Come on, how man?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
How wrong? And thought she was hot. I's not wrong,
it's not wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
As you say this.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
He was five. It's the awkwardness. It's the awkwardness. And
I've had a few, James.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
She was high, you know what actually smelled it to it.
I thought he was joking, but I was just talking
telling him an idea, and he was talking back to me.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I went, whoa couple.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Can I tell the people what you told me in
the lobby last night.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
That I was going to go home and smoke a
lot of hash and drink James, there you go.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
You Vic looks at me and goes, it's a it's
a hash night.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
A friend of mine. You have different drug nights. That's
fucking awesome.

Speaker 10 (03:30):
I didn't know.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
That's beautiful, man, when when optionable that's had too?

Speaker 8 (03:37):
Oh man, almighty chuck.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
That radio chick was she was cute and flirty with guests,
right kind of, So how many guys would stick.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Around and go, so what's up?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Every one of them? Really? Pretty much?

Speaker 11 (03:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
People that anyone you respected that you thought, oh, come on, man,
what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
You know, it's hard for me to respect anyone. I
don't have respect that.

Speaker 9 (03:56):
I don't have respect for myself, So it's very difficult
for me to muster.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Up respect for other people. I'm still working on respecting me.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
But you would have huge.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Rock stars coming in well she she basically ended up
with a pretty huge rock star. Drummer for Well Yes,
drummer for Ozzie and Vanilla.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Fudge also played with there they still together.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Also co wrote what was that song?

Speaker 6 (04:25):
That sexy song Downtown Train?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
If I'm Downtown Train?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
That was down?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Come on, Yes, he co wrote if you think I'm sexy?
Piece was one of the guns that was No, I'm
not joking that. He He co wrote that song still
gets checks to this day.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
And didn't Carmen get a have that girl make a
mold of his penis the.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Girl I gotta be honest, I never got that personal.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
Famous Pam Pamela something, Maam, I know who you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
No, that's Pamela Dubar.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
She was the same person.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
This was one of the groupiees back then.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
She was one of the there's another, there was another
Pam and she was making models of rock stars dicks.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
I'm with Vic on this one.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
She had a Jimmy Hendrix.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
She had like all the all the Woodstock guys, and
I could swear Carmine a Piece was one of them.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
And then does she do this consensually like yeah, she
she Actually, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Because you are a rock star.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
If you pass out with a hard one, right, that's
pretty cool. No, she when you went to.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
All the bands new when you performed, when you performed
in this city, this girl would want to hang out
with you and get a moldy epena.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I'm raising my hand.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Her name is Cynthia plaster Cast.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
Plaster Cast, an American artist, is self described recovering this idea.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Never took off.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Blah blah blah, all right.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
And then they they had a display at an art museum.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
That's right, there's a kiss song. Plaster Cast plastic cast.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Ye, I want to who had this mall as dick
in that girl dot com smallest dick and what in.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
The plaster cast? There's actually pictures online. She's got a home.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Does she label which rock stars?

Speaker 10 (06:11):
Which?

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Who's the Who's the one with a big fat one?
I gotta tell you there's a short. There's a show.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
There's a chode in there. That's definitely a show.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
That's a show.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Show.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Wow, both of you the same.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Call it show.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
It's a short sick for I've never heard that short
short sick.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Mashety.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
How does it feel to be with the big boys?

Speaker 8 (06:36):
Feels fantastic?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, that seems very distant. January.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I don't know why Mike.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Mike made a joke right before he went on the air.
We asked him whence the last time he got laid
and and the joe? What was the joke that it was?
The twentieth century?

Speaker 8 (06:53):
Century is pretty good?

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Last?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, the last part of the twentieth century, did you well?

Speaker 8 (06:58):
I think I was fucked by Calma. Really, when it
comes to a woman.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I'll tame woman if.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
You put some bad karma out there. But in the
as what's the bad karma you play. Did you murder anyone?

Speaker 8 (07:10):
No, I'm not. I murder focused and nobody, none of
that stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
So that might be your problem.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I'm just gonna tell you might want to You might
want to track down that road to pay Yeah, because
first of all, two things. One you get laid to,
you don't have to pay them when you murder them.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
But anyway, how long.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Has it been and what was the last girl you're with?

Speaker 5 (07:29):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (07:29):
I don't like you know, it's like it's kind of like,
you know, No, the thing is.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
You're not a kissing tell type of guy.

Speaker 8 (07:38):
I was my best friend when you grew up.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
I should go on, I have to.

Speaker 8 (07:41):
I banged the for like ten years on at all?

Speaker 4 (07:43):
What your best friend you banged?

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Okay, twenty one?

Speaker 8 (07:49):
She was seventeen when I had the first time. Really
it was a yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I felt guilty though, really hard against the law. Why
do you feel good?

Speaker 8 (07:59):
Because he was a good er me. I grew up
with him. I knew his mom and dad. So I
just got done with his sister and his mom and
mom and dad from work, and I'd be like, you know,
you'll be all right, Yeah, about to be a total
fucking social path. Nobody is old path. She likes you
guys that are abused it and like all kinds of ship.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Do you think you did that to her?

Speaker 8 (08:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
No, that was the problem.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
You fuck does icho into her?

Speaker 8 (08:26):
Says social path.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
I look over to obi Obie shrugs her shoulders.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Who hasn't messed up a word or two on this
radio show?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I'm with you.

Speaker 8 (08:37):
You are weather on and off for a walk ten years?

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Ten years?

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Really I trust it was.

Speaker 8 (08:43):
But then I had to shut it off because you
know what, how many stuff love?

Speaker 10 (08:47):
All? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I was gonna say, can you teach me how to
do that?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Because that's a skill that I really would like to have,
shutting off the love in ten years?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
How many abortions?

Speaker 8 (08:58):
Oh thoughted a home. Her brother was a psycho path
though he's a good guy.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
You can't be a you can't be a psychopath, I
think that's what you're saying. And a good guy at
the same time.

Speaker 8 (09:10):
He's kind of nice to people and need to make
you know what, that's a classic time of the psychopath.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
He's on something.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
There were using condoms.

Speaker 8 (09:20):
All right, not uh no, not those days eighties people
did in the They just came and said, by the way,
that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
That's an awesome thing that.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
We didn't use condoms back then.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
The eighties.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, that on. It was the era of Wayne that
was called it. It was called the bare back Ticcade.
Remember I fucking the mob and gag really.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, it was the eighties eighty three.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Sorr.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Wow for the second time.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
For you listening to glass Tiger and banging.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Class went class Tiger Goo mall.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
She was.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Everyone's talking at the same time.

Speaker 10 (10:05):
Game.

Speaker 8 (10:05):
She was a moaner. I love that moan like fucking
like moan for the bone, sound like fucking screaming for
the banana bana.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Mike, you're a good dirty talker.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I am. I love it.

Speaker 8 (10:20):
I like I like to make money like the come on.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
You Yeah, Yo, you got right into that ship.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
I mean seriously, there was not one scintilla of a delay.
I mean you jumped right in the character.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
How about how about a chocolate covered strawberry for us?

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Can you get any girls to call in and talk.

Speaker 8 (10:42):
To the old days there's interesting to friends and that's
all bullshes.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
Mike child, that's all boring stuff. For a second, listen
to me. Can we get girls to call in and
you talk dirty to them?

Speaker 8 (10:54):
Yeah, would let you? They look like, can you show
them picture in?

Speaker 4 (10:57):
I'm sure they're hot.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
The girls are listening to the show, a dude, you've
seen our audience, right, they're all smoking.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
They're all smoking hot good.

Speaker 8 (11:04):
Yeah, And even if they're not, they're on the phone.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Gives there's hot as you want them to beat. I
pay eight ninety five a minute to make that happen.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
So like the talk dirty, Yeah, we could try that
if they're brave enough. The phone numbers on your thing right,
eight six What is our number? Eight six six nine
six nine one nine six nine outside like radio, it's
right with your your.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Unit, so you don't have to give out the number anymore.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
So nice, How are you, buddy? It's been too many years, you.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Know how it is?

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Man?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I think that just summed it all up.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
But every time it turned on the TV. There you're
on some there with hold, he's sitting in holders, he's
all over the place. Look you know what I told you, man.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
You know people say, damn, man, you work hard. I'm like, no,
I'm terrified. That's what that's all it is. I'm just
got three kids.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
He's got one going to college.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
About I got one going to college. I gotta start
paying for it's fun, you know what. I'm gonna stop
this conversation and go drink some arsenic.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Wait, you gotta keep going into college.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
I gotta.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Matter of fact, uh was talking to me the other
night we were at the club, and he was just
like I said, I just I was taking her to Dress.
I was taking her to Dress University. The next morning,
I was like, yeah, I gotta, I gotta get out
of here. I was like, uh, I can only have
like eight shots because I gotta gotta go to bed.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Side, you know. But I was like, yeah, I gotta
get up in the morning.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Vic Kenley to tears.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I'm like, hey man, it was like not the little
girl that was running around my apartment.

Speaker 7 (12:51):
I'm like, yeah, ude, you know how like when the
three year old takes charge and all the adults just
start doing whatever the kid says, especially if it's a
little girl, even if it's a little you know, but yeah,
and I'm like it seems like I'm like, man, goddamn,
so fucking old.

Speaker 9 (13:04):
I can't believe, Like, no, it's her, that's it. You're
exactly right, yeah, you know man.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
So that's it. That's it, you know.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
So, and how old are.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
The other two?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Uh? Eleven as a boy, and then I got another girl?

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Who three?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Because I'm a fucking idiot.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
You got a new one.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
I got a new.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Same. Oh yeah, wait you you've been married for eighteen
years now, so.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
You go seventeen eleven three.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yep, that's a little weird.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Long long pause.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Okay, Now, first of all, that is the absolute best
response I've gotten.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Oh I love your kids.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, but I tell people that, and it's amazing because
you get all these responses are normally like oh wow, wow, yeah, okay, oh,
but finally somebody was just honest, that's a little weird.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
But if no one told me that had three kids
seventeen eleven and three, I would automatically think there's at
least two mamas.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Of course, at least.

Speaker 8 (14:09):
That's what makes especially the guys, especially.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
The guys black, at least it should be three mamas.
A black comic, Wow.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Well comics, you know there's one.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
There's there's one black comic. We all know that that.
There was an amazing story about when he ended up
in the hospital a couple of years ago that his
girlfriend found out he was in the hospital. She went
to go be with him. She goes and in the
hallway outside of his room in the hospital, she runs
into his other girlfriend and his other girlfriend and his
other girlfriend. Well, he had five girls now playing at

(14:48):
the same time and they all found out about each other.
And yeah, so wow, I'm not gonna say any more
details because it'll give.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Away who was But guy, come on, I don't know
this story. I'm like, really, Godfrey, God, it's got to
be gun.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Can't keep guessing, don't don't guess. But yeah, but it
was a guy who was just a charismatic dude who
women like. He's a handsome dude. Kevin Hart.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Nope, he's got he's kind of I wrote down the name.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
He's got a few.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Uh the three year old? Was that a mistake.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
About before?

Speaker 12 (15:28):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
My career stability? Let me go ahead and should happen?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, man, you know, you know, here's the thing I wanted.
I wanted it to be that my wife was cheating
on me so that I could get the child support.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
That that is not true, right, he.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Knows my wife.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Of the two of us in the relationship, one of
us is very very lucky damn saring.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
We call that the short end of the stick.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, well that's what she got for.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
You know.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
The deal is this, Uh yeah, the three year old
was not planned and uh and guess what, she's an asshole.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
So the three year olshole.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
The other two are the three year olds, and I
am I'm saying it. I'm saying it. Here's listen, here's.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Three year old. Listen, you texted me very nice.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Now the other two are like the other two. You
can't you could not ask for better kids, like I mean,
without trying to like raise them. There it's almost like
they came here pre programmed and they're amazing. And then
the third one comes along and she is the antithesis
of everything that they are.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
To me, the parents gave up.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Colored baby that point.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yes, she does not give she gives zero you know
what zero farx.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
You can say, Hey, we got girls that want Mike
broche dirty. This is this is gonna be my first
bit Mike hold back man.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Mike is an animal and when he talks dirty, he
just he takes control.

Speaker 6 (17:19):
He just and I like, let me say hi to Becky,
one of the regulars Becky and Jersey.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
What's going on?

Speaker 13 (17:27):
Not much are you guys today?

Speaker 3 (17:29):
All right?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Explain to Bishetti.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
What you look like.

Speaker 13 (17:33):
Okay, I'm about five to three. I've got a huge rock.
He can ask, and I mean every girl can. At
forty is a few pounds, so I guess I'll say
that to be bluntly honest. But besides that, my wrap
kind of seeks for itself.

Speaker 10 (17:46):
Though.

Speaker 8 (17:47):
Well, I love short one, you know, I think we're
off to a good start.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
That was the open up.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
So smooth, right, so smooth.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
That would be a wonderful apt for Mike Brochetti.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Voice too, So nice, Mike, you and Becky are alone.
It's it's just you and her.

Speaker 8 (18:04):
It's just be you would bring some food into the game.
How about to put some honey on you and then
you know, chuck your and do.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
You Yeah, that's how you're dirty talking.

Speaker 8 (18:15):
No, it s thoughts, but but you know a little
handhold and then you know taking the room and then
rub your tits up, suck them and then you know,
go down and bite the bush a bit.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I'm going to tell you somehow, go ahead.

Speaker 13 (18:28):
I'm sorry, behead, No, I just just sounds so appealing.
I'm just turned on right now, you got.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Something going on?

Speaker 8 (18:36):
The bushing and ben you over and give you some action.
Talk talk dirty cock is optional, you know what I mean?

Speaker 13 (18:45):
It's only optional.

Speaker 8 (18:47):
Well, if you want to do what I'm more than
happy to let me be a participant. You know that's
up to you. I never if a woman wants to
give it up good, you don't.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Need How would you like her to do that to you?

Speaker 8 (18:55):
Just go down and fucking shoot a rocket and you know,
maybe I might get them on your hair, on your face,
But I'm like, sexy.

Speaker 13 (19:04):
Sounds super hot.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
I've never wanted to leave the room more.

Speaker 8 (19:10):
A gentleman because it sounds like now.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
You talk back to Mike and tell them what you want.

Speaker 8 (19:18):
How stacked though? You know I love titch, Mike, shut
the fuck.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Go ahead, Becky, this is your turn.

Speaker 13 (19:25):
Yeah, oh oh, you want me to talk dirty to you?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
You want to know how stacked you are?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Dirty?

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Back to Mike.

Speaker 13 (19:32):
I have a thirty six double D.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (19:38):
My parents, well, thank you.

Speaker 13 (19:43):
They come in handy for quite a few things, including
story things you never know.

Speaker 8 (19:47):
Make love to.

Speaker 13 (19:50):
So I'm sorry, So this is my.

Speaker 10 (19:51):
Turn to talk?

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Is that?

Speaker 12 (19:54):
What's happening.

Speaker 8 (19:56):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Go ahead, Becky, let's hear what you got.

Speaker 13 (19:59):
Oh, let's hear what I got. Okay, So about the
head thing, that's that's only an option because I'm the
kind of chick guy. It's the number one option you love.

Speaker 8 (20:08):
Chucking banana, good, good, good, I like that. Oh yeah,
I got a big nuts check.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
I don't like.

Speaker 13 (20:15):
I don't like females, but don't don't just sucking chocolate.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
How big is your nuts? You like you can gag
my nutshack.

Speaker 14 (20:21):
For a.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
How big is it?

Speaker 13 (20:24):
What's giving head is? You're not sucking on a little ball.

Speaker 8 (20:28):
I know, look my balls all night. Something something around
like a cat and you can look him all night.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
All right, Becky? Yeah, I gotta love Becky. I gotta
I love Becky. I want to marry that. I'm telling
you right now. Yeah, Becky, rolls, Becky, you are she does.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
We got another We got another lady online job my good.

Speaker 10 (20:51):
Yeah that was number one.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
We got some more ray in.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Atlantic, Atlantic City, right?

Speaker 8 (20:58):
How much I want you to talk to baby? Are
you fucking tranning some bullship on drunk lock down? Sound
like I'm sucking hooky. That's all keep your asking yourself.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
It's really a girl.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Throat.

Speaker 8 (21:18):
Well, you know what, if you have throat charger, you
can shuck cock on and get the surgery out, blowing
bads on your throat. How about slapping slapping my dick
a while and you can bite on. Get that slapping
with the tipping my bull under my man?

Speaker 9 (21:39):
Can mister mister Hanky from South Park?

Speaker 3 (22:03):
That's great? All right, ray he's gone.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Okay, any other girls?

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Oh please?

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Can we end this?

Speaker 12 (22:09):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Now I like it?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, they call and sure we can go back to that.
You're pretty amazing at that. I didn't realize.

Speaker 8 (22:19):
No, I'm horney shavage.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Did most women respond positively?

Speaker 8 (22:23):
That they look a gentleman? Knowledge like, because I love that?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Do you do the hookers there?

Speaker 8 (22:29):
I started hookers when I was eighteen.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
Yeah, okay, we should.

Speaker 8 (22:33):
Go down by Delancey Street pick him up on the
street in those days?

Speaker 4 (22:35):
And how did you talk to them?

Speaker 8 (22:36):
How about that couch ten bucks nineteen eighty though we talked.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
I was like nineteen and then didn't have to use
a condom.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
It was the eighties.

Speaker 15 (22:46):
It was great, wow, And but then you had to
watch your Actually.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
I know, I actually wow.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
No, wow, banging hookers, no fucking bond they shok great,
great cock.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
You know, I help keep your weight.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
I showed this place on twelfth Street and second half
of you, I don't know what it is now twelve
there's ten bucks you give be a trippy pick out
chicks to be lined up against the walls hot and
then what No, No, you're in the house like a
whole house. Really checking avenue.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Awesome, that's pretty cool, though, they kept.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
They don't mind you coming inside them. They're they're okay
with that.

Speaker 8 (23:30):
It's just a connected place. Should kill you, that place
be fucked around.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, okay, so we're just scared shipless being in this house.

Speaker 8 (23:37):
No, you know what, just know as a million of business,
pay the hookers. Don't be abusive when you were out right?

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Okay, you guys look like, where did you leave the whorehouse?
In text? Where did you leave your comb valley?

Speaker 8 (23:48):
One of the best women I had.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
As a grown man, Mike Up wants to know when
you leave your comment.

Speaker 8 (24:01):
Well, a whorehouse, afraid to go to bathroom? Oll dad, Though,
that's proved you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
You're coming inside a whore but you're afraid.

Speaker 7 (24:12):
This goes back to Boston, Norton, if you really want
to go back to the root of that.

Speaker 8 (24:15):
Yeah, that's okay, all right, it's weird you still want
to catch anything on the toilet? You know what I mean?
Because they watched everybody's take off when she was done
with them.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
So but okay, wait, you were worried about the toilet
more than the more.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Than did you?

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Did you ever get called out from being abusive? And
you weren't being abusive?

Speaker 8 (24:32):
I never abused woman like you, But did you ever.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Get called out? Might ever mistakenly think that.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
You're being abusive?

Speaker 8 (24:38):
Because there was one There was one girl from Parole.
She was fucking, how does fuck how does she's wearing
to sheuck growled with me and I got me going,
yeah really, oh fuck?

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Man?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Did you say she growled it? She was like, there's
not a groun.

Speaker 7 (24:58):
That was really a growl that something?

Speaker 4 (25:10):
So how long has it been You're with a hooker?

Speaker 8 (25:12):
A long time? Because she got tired of it?

Speaker 4 (25:14):
You know what did you get tired of? It's easy?

Speaker 1 (25:17):
But you know what it's.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Empty is it's empty?

Speaker 5 (25:21):
No?

Speaker 8 (25:22):
Nor right now?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
There there's no connection? No, no, you like yeah, no,
you need something spiritual. There has to be there has
to be some human interaction. I understand.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
This, says going on one of those Christians.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
I feel I feel like Christian mingled when you're tired
of fucking hookers without a condoment.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
While listening to rat, I'm not.

Speaker 8 (25:55):
Tended off for a while. Couple on and off.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Tender.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
No, it's really a lot of a lot of skanks
hos on that.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Did you get any action? No?

Speaker 8 (26:08):
No, you know what. I'm very picky too.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, why do you think it's so picky?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
That was my question, doesn't it?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
I think it was everyone's question.

Speaker 8 (26:22):
I just got I do hold myself and high esteem
with my shelf.

Speaker 9 (26:26):
Good for you, Mike, good for you from real man.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
No, I'm sure right.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
So did you ever make connection with somebody on Tinder?
I know you're picky.

Speaker 8 (26:34):
One girl worked in the hospital. She was a dancer
and then worked at a nurse's aide. She's from Brazil and.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
A nurse's aid.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah, like a like a stripper, no I think.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
But she was like from Brazil, like a jazz dancer, and.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
She would jerk you off with jack hands, spirit fingers.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
What happened?

Speaker 8 (26:59):
How do you know that she actually she knew me
from she knew me from being on your show, me
from Audie. Yeah, she can't so. But the thing is,
but she was like, maybe we'll get together. You know
what she did? Yes or no?

Speaker 14 (27:13):
No?

Speaker 6 (27:13):
Maybe I heard you've had it with being in the
friend zone.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
You're done with the friend zone.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
That's it's just the opposite, the.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Opposite when cock, Yeah, guess what if that were the
friend zone, we'd all want to be in it forever.

Speaker 8 (27:33):
No, but the friend zone if you'll be made into
a dormatic, you're not careful.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
If you're not good of a key.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
Yeah, when do you realize you're in the friend zone
and it's never gonna happen?

Speaker 8 (27:44):
Mike, Well, well, you know, I'll ask a woman how
to feel and it's and then just tell me that's it,
you know, right then and there?

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Okay, they don't they don't beat around the bush.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Sure, I like, I like, you don't believe that you
can win a woman over there like she may not
like you first, but yeah.

Speaker 8 (27:58):
Definitely, like when I always wanted to have even Shelley
type thing, I really do. Okay, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
You listen, I'm with you on that you know, with.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
A friendship kind of the friendship develops into a romance.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
It happened to some people, but I just not make right.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
That's a hard one. It is.

Speaker 8 (28:14):
I get the zone. The zone shocks.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Who's the most recent girl that you've been friends with
that you tried to take it to a romantic level?

Speaker 6 (28:22):
And then how did it end? And when you realize
that you were in the friend zone forever.

Speaker 8 (28:27):
I don't take it too bad sometimes, you know, last time,
last time was the last one. I don't like telling it.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
You know, you don't have to say her name. I mean, like,
what type of relationship was it was?

Speaker 5 (28:38):
She?

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Was she a very attractive woman? What was the nature
of the friendship? Like how did this come about?

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Was she a comedian?

Speaker 8 (28:46):
No? No, I stay away from Psycho bad.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Because I know you.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Had I know you had a crush on a comedian
last time I saw you. We won't say your name,
but yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
The thing is that you guys got to stop doing it.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
You gotta say you got to say some names.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Damn it.

Speaker 8 (29:03):
I'll be on to my comedy career. I did have
to make out sessions with some comic share.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yeah, alright, Mikey, that's very nice.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
I like to keep you quiet though, you know what
I mean, because the first time happened in ninety five.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Alright, sorry, I just.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Damn my favorite comedian.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
But he did buy me the short in Chicago show all.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
I gotta tell you my week is complete now, yeah, references,
it's it's.

Speaker 8 (29:36):
Definitely when he got when he had just had show
for he was really cool.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
All right, so this was ninety five.

Speaker 8 (29:42):
Yeah, this girls would open micause some Minnesota.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
All right, what is she doing now?

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Minnesota?

Speaker 8 (29:48):
I don't know?

Speaker 4 (29:48):
And I guess what her voice sounds like. Can I
do an impression of her?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
It's Michelle Buckman.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
Hey, Mike, you are great. She's going.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
Oh boy, she was a shy path I mean, oh yeah, sure,
oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
She took me on to say it didn't sound like
Louis Anderson educated thirty seconds before you.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Got some right.

Speaker 8 (30:12):
No, but she did take me out for my birthday.
Your birthday, Mike, Oh boy.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Hey, you like mashed potatoes.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
I love mash potato.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
You want some cat.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Chocolate cake on your balls?

Speaker 8 (30:39):
She did take me out on the birth Yeah, you keep.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Telling you a story that's wonderful.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
No.

Speaker 14 (30:43):
No, she didn't Craig birthday.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Oh boy, hey you like to get your ass playing
with Oh yeah, a little bit of ass.

Speaker 8 (30:54):
I never know what he was, you know that way
to like like grape fun I still love his work.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Who was calling me gay?

Speaker 8 (31:03):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
I'll bite your dick if you call me gay.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Come on, that's cool, man, Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
It was a cute ship, that's all right.

Speaker 8 (31:15):
She took me to Lucky that the Dragon.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah, I was like, oh, I cemented.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
There was a beautiful girl that Mike was in love
with who was a comedian and they were friends and
uh and they did a lot of shows together, and
and Mike really liked her and he could it was
a comedian.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
With him. We all know who she is.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
For some reason, she would not go for it.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
For some reason.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
I couldn't figure that.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
It was really hot.

Speaker 8 (31:53):
Unfortune she's married now, Natasha ll Giro.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
And you definitely had a shot with her.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Man's a nice girl with each other a lot only.

Speaker 8 (32:03):
Only I never really met her. Only on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Really, you know, Okay, you sent her message, shed't wun
to night.

Speaker 8 (32:08):
Show like twelve years ago. She's sucking smoking talker.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
No, you didn't send her any messages.

Speaker 8 (32:13):
I love you. But Maria bamfadeill hot number.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
Very funny.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
You might want to go see the eye doctor. I
don't know. I'll say she's very funny. Though she is funny.

Speaker 8 (32:25):
I swevet Caroline Right twenty years ago?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
What Carolin right?

Speaker 4 (32:29):
No?

Speaker 8 (32:30):
No, she had question Caroline Right.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
I was.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
I was like, she just got real. I was like,
I was like, we are finally naming names that we.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Got right to.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
I think Caroline Raggy years ago fingered her.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
That's crazyl.

Speaker 8 (32:49):
I had a crushing even once or twice.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, I got a connection to TMZ.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
I gotta let them know about this. I got just
impressed today.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Man to make you holy.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
No, no, it's amazing.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Any of the girls that you, any of the comedians
you hooked up with, become famous later.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
They were They kept at a low levels.

Speaker 8 (33:10):
That's how you do it, because I don't want to
have to be dragantic and crush something in bad Can
you imagine? No, thinking about it, right, it's like some
guys who dated Agent such fucking playing with asians Agent.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Can you imagine?

Speaker 16 (33:25):
I heard asians too, Victim Asian woman. Though you don't
want to date them, whine, but I love to date
and they're not.

Speaker 8 (33:36):
Just much man, a beautiful woman.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
I'm thinking about what you say. Can you imagine if
you had had sex with Amy Schumer and now she's
where she's at, she could crush you if you had,
if you had given in to having sex with her.

Speaker 8 (33:49):
If you had this, this is what happened to you.
And yeah, yeah, you're in the shame acting shame comedy workshop.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Did you ever have any thing with her?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
What happened with that? Who graduated? I did?

Speaker 8 (34:02):
She did?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (34:05):
You fisted her?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Lovely, Mike, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
He's fisting agent.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Wait you fisted? No fisted Lisa Lampanel.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
No I met.

Speaker 8 (34:22):
She was married to this guy who was like kind
of a kind of like an arty kind of guy.
It was a good guy though. She's comic named Jim
Schlock from Connecticut. Good good guy.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Hey, like it moves over Miami.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Good for you, Mike, Mike's guy going on.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
It's crazy exciting, Yeah, very exciting stuff, Mike.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Hey, we had already in here your pa yesterday.

Speaker 8 (34:45):
I was on a show on Wednesday and I had
a good time. Yeah, we shouted up old beefs and shuttled.
What was Yeah, I was an idiot, because you know
I was.

Speaker 14 (34:56):
You seem to have a problem with everyone promot Mike
like being bullied.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
But he did already bully.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I don't even see that what I can't even but
I don't see that an already at all.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I'm auck.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
You might have read this wrong, Mike, right.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
No, but we they talked and we had a good
time and I loved He's been a great friend of
me forever.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah, what was the one thing that happened?

Speaker 8 (35:23):
I just didn't like? You know, I thought I was
being picked on a lot, but it was just good fun,
and you know, I took it the wrong way.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
I'm already telling him that you're talking about him.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Let's this beefy.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
Handling already you're saying today.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Mike says, you're an asshole, going wow, what.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Was the beef?

Speaker 8 (35:45):
Just I didn't like? You know, I felt I was
being picked on, but I really wasn't.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Actually, But what was the one thing that got to
you where you went fuck? Because you know we do
the same thing here with you at times.

Speaker 8 (35:54):
Yeah, but you know what, sometimes you could you know
what I mean? I don't know, but I made he's
been a great friend, stead one.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
I don't believe you.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
I'm just saying, have you gotten better at jumping off rocks?

Speaker 7 (36:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Can I show these guys my favorite whatever?

Speaker 3 (36:15):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 8 (36:16):
We shruck something in Vegas truck? I hate Vegas to
this day now.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Time it's I don't know what it is.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Is it a trailer for your documentary or something.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
I don't know what they're doing with it now, but
it's like.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Did your documentary come out?

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Well, we're finding it right now. I gotta I gotta
play this for these guys. You knows how to jump.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Off a rock.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
It's amazing, Like, I don't know if I can stand
this build up right?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Maybe that's high.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
Seriously, yeah, it's a it's an amazing piece of footage.

Speaker 8 (36:46):
But you scoopa dive. You're a badash man.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
I love.

Speaker 8 (36:48):
I love to be able to go into water like that.
I can't even swim.

Speaker 7 (36:51):
Wait, Vick, you scuba dive twenty years Yeah you didn't
know you know this?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
I thought I talked about. I don't know if we've
really talked about we have talked about. Why wouldn't you
I can't swift take the class well you don't need to.
You can breathe underwater. Period. You really don't need to
learn how. You don't need to know how to.

Speaker 8 (37:12):
Break.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
That's the beauty of it.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
You just need to do this.

Speaker 9 (37:16):
Yeah, breath the only thing you forget to breathe, that's
your only mistake.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
What people do? People get panty? Oh, this is fun.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
We're looking at video.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
Is your assund Mike sw.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Yeah's your ass?

Speaker 8 (37:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:33):
I don't know if you want to see the whole trailer.
I want to see him jumping off the rock. But
we'll start from here and see what happens.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Not a big rock.

Speaker 8 (37:40):
Friend Dromans and tourists from New Brunswick.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
I came to bury.

Speaker 8 (37:45):
She's a that praised him that shell beach.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
He goes up on this rock that's a little higher
than his knees.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
He's climbing up a little bit of his struggle. He's
standing on top of it.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
He's beneath trying to get to his feet.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
Mike, come on, come on, I'm talking visuals on the radio.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
This rock is.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Maybe share this video right now on your Twitter page.
Everybody can see that.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
You really need to. You need to share that.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Paul said private like I could. I could throw it
on my Instagram, right, yeah, you got it. I just
play it over here.

Speaker 7 (38:24):
I'll uh, I'll just off the Oh my god, seventeen
eighteen people are really.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Going to enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
That did that hurt?

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Isn't that a great piece of video?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
He's like I said, the.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Rock is maybe.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I don't even think it's three feet off.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
The purpose of this, Mike on my funch wanted to
shoot me.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Come up.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
They just really they just says, run over there and
jump off that rock.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
He's on the rock.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
I gotta film this now for you guys talk.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
I'm just filming this for the Instagram.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
And Mike used to be a marine.

Speaker 8 (38:59):
Right well, I don't even want to get into that.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Ya, but you look like you're struggling up there. I mean,
it's are you doing that for show?

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Are you really scared of heights?

Speaker 8 (39:12):
Really?

Speaker 5 (39:12):
That's a rock.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
It's just still fair falling.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Okay, it's a rock that comes up to just above
his knees that he's standing on top of that. He's
afraid of any kind of.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Height that doesn't really qualify as a height, that's not really.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Shipping off the curb in New York City. Does that
bother you?

Speaker 10 (39:30):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
I'm saying some of the.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
Curves are.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Distracted.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
He said he's scared of heights. And there's three feet
three ft.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
It's not even three feet. It's not even three feet.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
It looks like it's it's maybe eighteen.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
It looks like it's about the third step of any
set of steps. It's about that high.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Huh dude, that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Though.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
It's one of my favorite things.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
I gotta tell you, it made me happy. You brought joy.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
You brought it in my life.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
I will say Mike is one of the most beloved
members of the stand up comedy community.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Everybody loves you.

Speaker 8 (40:17):
I try my best.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Everybody loves you.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
That's not true, all right.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Everybody except for Vic despises you.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Vic secretly.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
And wants you to fall off.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
It's just the greatest thing ever.

Speaker 10 (40:35):
There.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
You go, nice ass crack there.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
And what counts me is that you did the actual
role that you would do from a very high height.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
When you jump.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
I don't think he was trying to roll. That's just
kind of what happens when he hit the ground. That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
I go to my Instagram.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Hope your radios up there? Mike jumping off? What do
we call it? A giant rock?

Speaker 3 (40:59):
A rock?

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Chomping off a rock?

Speaker 4 (41:02):
A rock like jumping off and cracking his ass on
the way down.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Yeah, that's great rock Mike.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
What happened to those hot girls you came in with
to go on tour with? Were there some hot girls
you came in with?

Speaker 8 (41:16):
That's the thing I always I can get. It's like
I'm a good real estateation when it comes a woman.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Real estate.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Ladies.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
All right, ladies work.

Speaker 8 (41:26):
I'm good when it comes to you know, talking and
stuff and everything right, but I'm bad close on the deal.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
So what happened when you tried? Like, what's the move?
Because those girls were hot? I got and then what's
and and they go on toward you travel it? Do
you stay in the same hotel room?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (41:44):
Dam it would have been another Shepherd room. Once you
get Shepherd rooms, like fuck the store, I'm canceling.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Really, so they announced we're getting separate rooms and you
don't need to try or do you do you try
to make the move?

Speaker 3 (41:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:54):
You know what because you know at that point.

Speaker 8 (41:55):
When you hear Shepherd room, I gotta get out of here.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
When did they When do they announce that though? When
you get into the city, do they lead you on
all the way to the city, all the way to Pittsburgh.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
I just got the image of, hey, hey, we need
separate rooms.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
He's like, no, you gotta get out of here.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Okay, thanks for the ride.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
I tell you for the next car on the street
and just jump in.

Speaker 6 (42:27):
You don't work that out ahead of time before you travel,
and you got to, you know, stay in my room.

Speaker 8 (42:32):
Well, you know what, I don't want to be rushed
at either. I'm not that aggressive like that. You got
to be respectuloman till at the same time, I really
am a respectful guy.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
I mean, yeah, I appreciate. Let me go to Chuck
in Boston. He wants to say something about this.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
Got Craig gasp At Kenley, Mike Bishetti, and my.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Old friend Chuck Nicon Studio today.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Go ahead, Chuck.

Speaker 10 (42:51):
Hey, I know that my.

Speaker 17 (42:54):
Nervous around women, but I have a feeling that all
of his relationships end up like to fast Times at
Richmond Highway rat and staying buddy, Hell.

Speaker 8 (43:07):
Well do you doing woman? Are you jacking off? At
home right now by yourself?

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Who you.

Speaker 10 (43:18):
Are you just?

Speaker 8 (43:18):
Or do you just pull a fucking pair of bango
balls out of your ast?

Speaker 3 (43:21):
WHOA wow?

Speaker 5 (43:22):
I gotta stick up for you.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
He said he's had with your mom.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
That's like you know.

Speaker 8 (43:26):
Let me tell you at least I have him, not
a stick with some scum at the end.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa? You take?

Speaker 17 (43:34):
Why are you lying that you were a marine?

Speaker 8 (43:37):
Let me tell you some Why are you lying at
your human beings? You fucking sack of ship? A fake anybody,
fake question, fake to keep you are calling?

Speaker 10 (43:46):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Buddy? Why did you screw to a box with me?

Speaker 8 (43:48):
One day? And I'm knocking the fuck out, asked one.
I don't think any show him anybody.

Speaker 18 (43:53):
God, relax, relax, noll you fucking relax starting with me,
I'm knocking the fuck out.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
You want to fight man time, I'm not playing.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Anyone, Mike. You're making me uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Want to meet in Hartford?

Speaker 8 (44:08):
That's what you want to meet in your Harford in Boston.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
New York. My host the port in Connecticut.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
And let's.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
I gotta right, can't That's my new thing?

Speaker 8 (44:24):
Man, that's cars.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Meet you in Danbury right now, name barrel.

Speaker 8 (44:32):
God damn you.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
I'll take them. I e north the New Haven. It's spring, can't.

Speaker 8 (44:39):
I don't got to flight, fuck man, I was taking
feet and from somewhere I have to.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
I don't there you go.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Something can I good?

Speaker 17 (44:50):
It's not pronounced. The New York case is not pronounced.
Its pronounced because after six weeks you got caught in
the bathroom.

Speaker 8 (44:58):
Let me tell you something right. Let me tell you
something scout us.

Speaker 10 (45:03):
I don't all right, Maureen, you know what.

Speaker 8 (45:06):
Let me tell you something right.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
He finally went below the bell.

Speaker 12 (45:14):
That's not.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
You know what.

Speaker 8 (45:17):
I will bury that through. I don't take ship from
no cocksuckers.

Speaker 11 (45:20):
Man.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
I lived Upside Island. All mafia people in my neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Calmed down about the mafiaything like that.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
You grew up with a mafia.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
He will tell you you really.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Saying nobody's name.

Speaker 8 (45:38):
I can't nobody's names, but you know what I did?
Didn't know people would plant people in the ground and snoop,
did you.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Know the Sbarro family?

Speaker 10 (45:47):
Don't.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
I don't know. I don't know names. I'm not I'm
saying no, no, I'm not muchos man.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
I'm gonna.

Speaker 14 (45:55):
I'm balan that they were notorious just burnt people's mouth
when you talk.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
They would burn the roof in your mouth like nobody
he would.

Speaker 8 (46:06):
They would fuck it so bad.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Is that just a New York joke?

Speaker 10 (46:10):
I need to know.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
No, that's every mall in America.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
That's every mall in America.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
All right, that's a good one. It wasn't sure? Is
that why you do a great Joe Pesci?

Speaker 5 (46:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Oh, he was doing I started doing that Instagram live video.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
It's kind of horseshit because video they do it, but
during it, you were doing Joe Pesci.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Right before the.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Wait, let me, can I do Bobby de Niro?

Speaker 10 (46:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Yeah, I do Bobby. Hey, Joe looking good today? You're
looking good.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
You're good?

Speaker 1 (46:41):
What's up, Joe?

Speaker 10 (46:42):
Now?

Speaker 4 (46:42):
You chime in anytime you want. Hey, maybe you don't
know what I do.

Speaker 8 (46:47):
I take that fucking ass trache, crack the back of
your fucking head with it, and then I'm come back,
come out of Jai'll pay yes fucking later, and I'll
fucking open your skoll again.

Speaker 10 (46:58):
This guy.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
You're good.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
You're good.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
That's great, job.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
We have to take a break because Dennis Quaid is
calling in a the real Dennis Quaid, the real Dennis
quad And we have don't we have somebody stopping in
the studio?

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Boy do we I would stick around for that, someone
huge that I've been excited about. All this is coming in.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Greg Gas is here.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
What do you want to plug that?

Speaker 4 (47:23):
Craig getgas dot com is where the info is for
my shows in Kirkland, Washington, January twentieth Friday, January twentieth
at Kirkland Performance Center super Bowl weekend. I will be
in Houston for the Super Bowl and performing at the
Comedy Showcase. All the info, getgas dot.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Com, Ck Kenley, nothing, Mike Bushetti, the twentieth Village on
the ground.

Speaker 8 (47:44):
We're doing a spoof. But Christmas Carol?

Speaker 5 (47:47):
All right?

Speaker 8 (47:47):
Me, Dave, Josh and Marina Franklin.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Well that sounds great, and Chuck's nice.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Where are you gonna be?

Speaker 1 (47:54):
I will be sitting at home drinking alone. That's in
my life.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
It's not mine for three year old, asshole.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Three year old.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
I listened on the way Dennis quated and then.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
Later today the Struts, a band that Craig Gas turned
me on to So they're gonna do at least two
songs for us, hopefully three.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
We'll see unbelievably cool new band.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
Yeah, that'll be in the five o'clock hours, the last
hour of the show, of the last show of.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
The year, by the way, So stick around.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
It's Craig Gass and studio did the whole week with
me and man, we had fun.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
Craig.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
I can't tell you how many times over the years
I'm listening to you in my car, you and Aunt,
you and Jimmy and you guys are talking. Something comes
up where you go, who was that guy that and
you're trying to think of something. Yeah, I yelled at
my radio like ah, and I wish I at least
had a cell number ver somebody's I could just text
you it's this fucking guy. And to be in the

(48:53):
studio now, and to be able to sit in it's
I am your audience, so it's it's cool to be
able to sit in here.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
We're gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Again too in January, I think.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
Ye.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
We're already planning on Craig coming back in January. Man,
another week, yeah, right around the.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Super Bowl, right, you know, if I just don't want
to get to get sucked with by the Sborro family.
I mean, I'm you know, I'm being nice to Mike.

Speaker 8 (49:14):
You know, know those guys Mike make him to a
kelsual and if you're.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Not careful, somebody talks them.

Speaker 8 (49:23):
Some times are huge Hollywood too.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Okay for those who don't know, Mike Bshetti is the president.

Speaker 8 (49:31):
Of Hollywood, So I wish I was, I'd be I'd
be a little.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Kind of Who is the president of Hollywood right now?

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Do you know?

Speaker 8 (49:39):
No, there's probably a bunch of different people.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Well, I don't know. I think they picked one.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Yeah, I know who I won president. I get frustrated.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
I don't, I don't vote, I don't.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
I get tired of it.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
We'll wait for Dennis Quaid.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
He's supposed to have called by now, but we'll see
what happens. Bashetti's here.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
He knows the mafia. And we got nice.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
You said it, you said, your friend.

Speaker 8 (50:02):
I grew up around people like that, you know what
I mean, like they and they look out for you. Well,
you know what, like everybody else, some of some of
the nicest people ever met.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
And and what if what if what if somebody from
the mafia actually does you a favor, do you do
you take your favor?

Speaker 5 (50:16):
You know?

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Is that like or is that some kind of urban myth?

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Is that the truth?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
No?

Speaker 8 (50:20):
No, but I want to tell you that very quick.
I'll say this. When I worked in the gas station,
I was super young, right in my twenties, I worked
on myself. Had an augument with a customer. You guys
down the street were connected. Yeah, they always liked me
because I never bought anybody, kept my mouth shut, right,
I had an augment customer's customer came in, pulled out
a gun on me during an augument. What this guy
that came in, It was like, you know, connected, A

(50:41):
big guy said something to him. Everybody said them the guy,
I'm so sorry what I did to you?

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Wow, and that.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
But I never picked. I always keep my mouth show
with people. I did never bought anybody. Really, I like
being bullied really.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
You know somehow after that, That's what I'm saying. So
that so the guy who was connected, well he died
after that.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
So you're saying that he might have killed this guy
because of you.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
That's like a fucking crime. That's like a that's crazy, Mike.
You're sad it died.

Speaker 8 (51:11):
I'm taking a fifth Amendment, Like, did you not say
he died?

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Well, the guy died a couple of years later from
an unfortunate accident. Guy coffee.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
The guy killed someone that with Mike Pshetti when he
was working at a gas station.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
No, no, a guy pulled a gun on Mike, because
then the guy disappears later.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
All right, and and die. And that's why I'm happy
to be invited to mix Christmas party.

Speaker 8 (51:41):
You've got stories, brood story. But the thing is, I
like being a quiet guy. I don't wan to be
bought like I got.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Of course, who needs it? Who needs that crap?

Speaker 10 (51:49):
Right?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
You need to drink, Mike.

Speaker 8 (51:51):
No, I haven't drank twenty years.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
You're not gonna talk. Good for you, Good for you, Mikeshetti.

Speaker 8 (51:56):
It smells great. Though it smells.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Do you want to smell it?

Speaker 8 (52:00):
Can't say no, you know what it smelled. It's like, oh, fuck, man,
what was your favorite drink?

Speaker 3 (52:05):
What did you like to drink?

Speaker 8 (52:06):
Daniels?

Speaker 5 (52:07):
That was mine too?

Speaker 3 (52:08):
And what's zero? What's your bottom?

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Banging hookers in a house with no with no condom.

Speaker 8 (52:13):
In the eighties, I started drinking fourteen years old.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
I really didn't need to come listening to Culture Club.
I could have left.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
You didn't.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
The conversation is not exactly I was down the hall.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
I just want to do callbacks for the rest of
the show.

Speaker 10 (52:27):
That's all.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
I want to talk.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
About my car keys. We'll drive out of here. I
can't kung balls.

Speaker 14 (52:33):
Dad shot shot the yeager? What was your bottom to
stop drinking? It was past twelve years being sober.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
I just I'm cleaned for twelve years.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
I wanted a shady all the day. Hey, we got
a big star on the line here, Mike, we'll go.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
We'll get back to that mafia murder story here.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Oh boy, oh boy. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
Let me say, let's see if we got Dennis Quaid here,
Dennis hold on, is this working?

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (53:06):
They're getting him? All right, we got a second or
two tunnel. No, it's like someone calls for him and
then they go, okay, we got him, and then they.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
I don't know. I guess he's that big of a star.
You're right, and check the make ron. All right, let's
hear that.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Dennis Quaid, mister Cuaid. I was told there that he's here.

Speaker 6 (53:31):
Still hold uh still, oh wait now she went to
get him. All right, hold on a minute, got chuck
nice Mike Proschetti.

Speaker 19 (53:42):
To Kenley and special special guest. Yes, and we're waiting
for mister Quid. In the meantime, we got a mafia
guy here in the studio.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Well known, Yeah, very well known.

Speaker 8 (53:58):
I work out opponent I the daughters in the previous life.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
After that.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
All right, I'm liking the beard, Mike, thank you.

Speaker 8 (54:04):
It's cold that I'm gonna grow. I'm gonna change, change
myself a little bit.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
Change a little bit.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
And you're keeping the weight off.

Speaker 10 (54:10):
I know.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
I follow you on your social and you're working out
eating gatter qu l b s.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Yeah, what about the mental aspect that'll come along in
its place? Right two Way Street, exactly right. We're still
waiting for tennis.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Quat Did you get I wanted to ask, did you
get help when you stop drinking? Did you get help
or no?

Speaker 8 (54:36):
I'm just sitting on my own.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
He's on your own.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Oh wow, I stopped.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
I stopped.

Speaker 8 (54:41):
I almost had an overdose of alcohol poisoning.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (54:45):
I drank of Jack Daniels like this. I was hanging
that I was hanging with people bas cocaine. It was horrible.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
You're hanging out with crackheads.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Yeah, Hello, Dennis.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Quaiet, How are you?

Speaker 10 (55:01):
Thanks one? How about yourself?

Speaker 12 (55:03):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (55:03):
Dennis, how are you?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
We got a big star in the studio. It so
happens to be as you call in here, mister Quaid,
What are you calling from?

Speaker 5 (55:11):
La?

Speaker 10 (55:13):
Yes, we're seventy two and sunny.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
It's freezing here in New York and it's gonna snow tonight.

Speaker 10 (55:22):
Uh you are here, you go to get two back
to back?

Speaker 6 (55:25):
Right, You're you're promoting your your band, right, Dennis Quaid
in the Sharks.

Speaker 10 (55:30):
Yeah, we're gonna be playing Hermosa Beach here tomorrow night
or Saturday night. And uh we're playing in the Canyon
Club right. Uh.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
We got someone in studio that definitely wants to say
hi to you, my friend.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Ray Hill. Dennis. It's it's it's l.

Speaker 18 (55:53):
L.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
We actually joined Brian a couple. You guys are what
are you comedians?

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Actor?

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Are you an actor?

Speaker 1 (56:02):
And you know I act like a comedian?

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Act like Okay, he's a funny guys. We got funny guys.
We got funny guys on me.

Speaker 12 (56:09):
I love Dennis. Dennis, are you coming to New York?
We got the Bronx tail is on Broadway.

Speaker 10 (56:19):
I think I'm telling York next month December.

Speaker 12 (56:23):
Well, we gotta get you some tickets. I love Dennis,
I love you, buddy. Dennis did a great movie called
Breaking Away when he was amazing movie.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
I love it. I love it. So where's the show?
What a got going on? What we got?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
He's head, he's doing his band.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Uh that is in the shot.

Speaker 10 (56:50):
Playing the beach and plays uh rock.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
And h R O c k e r O c
k okay.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
So what kind of vert? What kind of music are
you playing?

Speaker 10 (57:10):
I would tell him when you have a junkyard of
American music, mostly rock and roll and blues, and we
just have a great time and we get people up
and dancing and we make sure everybody has a really
good time or they get their money back.

Speaker 12 (57:24):
Great Balls of Fire, that's the fucking movie. That's the
fucking movie. I was trying to think, what is the
fucking movie? Great Balls of Fire?

Speaker 10 (57:38):
Did your google is? Finally, I'll tell.

Speaker 12 (57:42):
You Dennis is one of vert, in my opinion, one
of the top two most underrated actors all the time.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
The guy there what's his name?

Speaker 3 (57:56):
You want to google it?

Speaker 20 (57:57):
No, the guy, great actor, Steve all Right, Steve Gutenberg,
Steve Gutenberg, Fuck yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Steve Guenberg.

Speaker 12 (58:11):
I love Steve Gutenberg, Steve Guttenberg and Dannis Quaid. Forget
about it. Where's the shows?

Speaker 5 (58:18):
We got?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
He told you where the shows are?

Speaker 5 (58:21):
Oh sorry, sorry, they're giving me boost.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Do you know al Pacino?

Speaker 10 (58:27):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (58:27):
I know?

Speaker 12 (58:29):
Oh yeah, of course. Dennis and I have known the
other a long time. I've always loved his work.

Speaker 10 (58:39):
Oh I thought you were a radio man.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Parrot Trap that's the other one.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
That's the one. I'm thinking, Parent Trip. Fuck you? Well,
that was a wonderful movie. Yeah, great movie, you saw it.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
You like some strange movies.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
I mean that great Falsifier is a strange movie. But
you're pulling parent that is a great I love the.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Art of acting. I am always watching people who love
their craft. And Parent Trap get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 10 (59:19):
Right?

Speaker 5 (59:19):
That movie is the best, Right on? I love par Trap.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
And Dennis is going to be performing at the Saint
Rock in Hermosa Beach.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
That's tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
The doors open at six and the show starts today, right, Dennis.

Speaker 10 (59:33):
Yeah, movie there, we'll be at the Canyon Club the thirtieth. Hey, Al,
your dad sal used to come to our gigs all
the time.

Speaker 12 (59:41):
Yeah, I don't talk to him anymore. My dad, my
dad and I had we had a fallen out. It's
very personal. But thanks for bringing in.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Yeah, right, I gotta tell you, I'm a I'm a
bigger fan of Tennis Queen than I have ever been
in my life at this.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Moment, just a moment.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
I'm a bigger fan.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Of Dennis Queen than I have ever been in my life.
I love this guy.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
We all go through our ups and downs with our family.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
My dad, Oh my god, where do we find.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
More info about the gig?

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Oh my god?

Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
He's telling us where the gig is ol It's Saint Rock.
That's the name of the place. Her Mosta Beach, California.
Tomorrow night at.

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
Eight o'clock, g I Joe The Rise of the Cobra, motherfucking.

Speaker 10 (01:00:46):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
American I love you, American Dream. I love bring up
American Dream.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
American Dream?

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
What the phrase that dreams?

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
You know you can.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Together on that one?

Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
This is all right?

Speaker 10 (01:01:06):
Remember what was that thing we used to do, like
with potato salad cocaine?

Speaker 20 (01:01:15):
Are you talking about this potato salad doing the cocaine
cocaine safe word, this potato salad.

Speaker 12 (01:01:24):
Potato salad was the phrase we use. Who wants a
couple of rails potato salad? Dennis, I love you have
got a great sense of humor. Thank you, my friend.

Speaker 10 (01:01:44):
Oh yeah, I'll pick you up laid out all right?

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Well, god, my god, Dennis.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Anything else you want to promote?

Speaker 10 (01:01:53):
Uh well, I got the Dog's Purposes is coming out
to ranthom of Dog movie. It's like a roll about
the tragic ending next month. Owl will love it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
You're gonna love that one out.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I love that movie. Man. We
crying like a little bit. Oh thanks for calling in, Dennis.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Yeah, Dennis, thank you so much, buddy.

Speaker 10 (01:02:26):
You're great guys.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
All Right, the uh, the gig is tomorrow at eight o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
We're talking to Saint Rock is the name of the
place from Mosa Beach.

Speaker 6 (01:02:34):
Sounds like it's gonna be a lot of fun with
Dennis Quaid and the Sharks doing a little of that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
It sounds like underground garage type music.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Right, the right stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Go down, Cooper.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
I just remember.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
He's still own I.

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Know your phone connection wasn't the greatest if if you're thinking,
we're not really interacting with you, but damn.

Speaker 10 (01:02:59):
You hear me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Now it's old crackerly, a little crackley Dennis.

Speaker 10 (01:03:04):
Oh, I got you good, got good?

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
He heard.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
Yeah, I actually saw a clip.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
I went back on the ship. Now you're in the
shutter yet.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
I saw a clip of his of his band. Uh online, Yeah,
this is good. And uh he's walking.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
Around his house.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
It's actually I haven't had relationships go this well, there's.

Speaker 10 (01:03:29):
Walked around my house buying cla.

Speaker 18 (01:03:38):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
I saw a clip of his band. It's a really
cool band. He really is a great musician. And his band.
The name for the band his son gave him the
name when he was seven years old. His seven year
old son named the band when he was seven at
the time, and which I think it's a cool story
behind it that he came up with the name the Sharks,
and so I thought that was really cool.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
So it's really.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Yeah, that would have suck you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Disour, call your call your band Daniel Tiger or something.
We'll do the shooting joke, Dennis.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
But a really cool story, a really cool story.

Speaker 6 (01:04:13):
So if you're down on hunting and beach go check
out Dennis absolutely Hermosa.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
I'm sorry, yeah, we said it, uh five times there,
al Pacino.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
I'm sorry, Dennis.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
We gotta get.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
The plug out, Thank you, Dennis.

Speaker 10 (01:04:29):
I am gonna put the plug in the other rim.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
I'm all right.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Dennis Quiate has had it with Vala.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Yeah. Great for our friendship, Dennis. I got one word
for you, my friend traffic.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
We're on a movie.

Speaker 10 (01:04:54):
Give Sunday, Yeah, and Given Sunday. Great movie.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Yeah you did that one. Yeah, it's what's funny. He's like,
did you see it?

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
That's perfect?

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
Thanks Dennis, that's perfect man.

Speaker 10 (01:05:13):
The Academy Award.

Speaker 6 (01:05:17):
Yeah, once again, it's hard to hear you, which sucks
because we love Dennis Quay.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
The long ride with the long riders, A long rider.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
I would have went with inner space.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
If we're gonna go on, that's what they call.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
No, it's perfect, it's just gotten.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
It's just going so far off the CLI it's perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
I'm drinking. Oh, thanks Dennis. We're done with Dennis Quake.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
Because man, connection, Yeah, the connection sucks, but we're still
enjoying it.

Speaker 9 (01:06:04):
So how much Jerry Lee did you hang out with
Jerry Lee when you're doing great balls and fire. I
think he did for like a couple of weeks at least, right, Yes,
I did.

Speaker 10 (01:06:11):
He was going to set every day. He was right
over my shoulder.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
Gun did he did?

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
He love saying that that handcock to the side thing.
That's how he talks to people, right, that's pretty much
he thinks I'm doing.

Speaker 10 (01:06:28):
That's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
And he started.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
Sadly, this is how I talk, and this I apologize.
That's that's Rick Henley.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
All right, Oh yeah, Dennis, what's the biggest rumor you've
heard about yourself? It's not true?

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
Is he gonna go there?

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
You think, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
I'm just I'm just give a try.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Because he always, even at a low levell a comic,
will hear ship about themselves and you go, how did
that get out of control?

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
But I mean, when you're at the level that you're at,
what's the what's the rumor that that's ever been said
about you? That's just that's never been true.

Speaker 10 (01:07:15):
But I did Roquel, well.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Whoa, that's a good ruler. That would be I would
not a decade.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Why would you ever tell you I was gonna Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
I would still I would went up to that if
it was. Now she still looks amazing. Now she's and
she looks amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
I saw I looked the other day.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
All right, sorry, no, how did this come in the
first place?

Speaker 11 (01:07:36):
I got?

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
That is quaid? Well, well, how did this come up?

Speaker 10 (01:07:41):
That's the one one?

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
All right? I don't think there was a verb in there. Yeah,
I'm gonna tell you something.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
I'm just going I'm just gonna go on record and
say that this is the worst Dennis Quid impression I've
ever heard.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Even Yeah, oh, there you go.

Speaker 10 (01:08:04):
It really has. It's been such a pleasure having al
Pacino promote my career.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
You're the one that started a band.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
Thank you much. Screw each other, thank you, my friend.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Charles three D.

Speaker 5 (01:08:23):
That's the fucking movie. That's the one. That's the one.

Speaker 12 (01:08:28):
That's the one I was thinking that was the one.
Get the fuck out of here, Charles three D one
of my favorites.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
That's amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
Thanks Dennis.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Hey, Dennis, let me ask you, how many movies have
you done?

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Do you even know?

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Because it seems like it goes on forever and ever.

Speaker 10 (01:08:46):
I think it does. I think there's one to every
model of car over the last forty years.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
That is a very good that's a good answer.

Speaker 10 (01:08:54):
That's a lot of movies.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
That's a lot of movies. Brother, good for good for you?

Speaker 10 (01:09:00):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Is your brother calling and asking you for money?

Speaker 10 (01:09:05):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
Ship? No?

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
That was that was That was a great no. That
was the no of a brother.

Speaker 17 (01:09:18):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
I have to say, having brothers, I understand that that
was understraid because that was a no.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
That that was a no without the without the.

Speaker 8 (01:09:29):
What the he didn't need?

Speaker 10 (01:09:31):
Yeah, everything else was implying brothers. Guys, I've got two.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Brothers, Brandy and the other is the is the other
brother and actor as well?

Speaker 9 (01:09:44):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:09:44):
Yeah, No he's not. He's not, okay, but he's very
he's very talented. Guys.

Speaker 5 (01:09:50):
Okay, is he in the man with us? Is he
in the band with you? Dennis?

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
Okay, I have in western I have to say, I
I don't know if you're still with this girl. But
a few months ago I saw a picture of you
with a new girlfriend whose name was Santa. Well done, sir,
well done?

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
That was it was.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
It was the name that that caught me, and I thought,
is that it is in Christmas things? In Christmas?

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
Anna?

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
He was dating a girl named Santa, and it was.

Speaker 10 (01:10:24):
It's a.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
It's a what it's a Latvian princess?

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
A Latvian Okay, how.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Much that cost you, Dennis?

Speaker 10 (01:10:38):
But okay, that is.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Seriously well done.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Well done.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
And now he's putting his phone in the washing machine.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
Are we getting food here in the studio? Ah?

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Yeah, we got food.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
The rookie.

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
That was a fucking movie, the rookie. I forgot about that.
Well done, my friend, well done.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
He's ridiculous.

Speaker 10 (01:11:14):
Hey Dennis, Hey, Dennis, you're doing my dermography over there.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
I yeah, Hey, Dennis, I got to tell you something,
just because.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Craig brought up your girlfriend and I just I wanted
to see what she looked like.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
But that's not what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
I put in Dennis Quaid girlfriend and it came up,
did you mean Dennis Quaid girlfriend twenty sixteen?

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
So oh wow, you're a busy man.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Huh, you're a busy guy anytime Google thinks that it
needs to categorize your girlfriends by year, Why.

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
Wouldn't he be busy? Why would he not be crushing?

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Push?

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
I got one word for you, dragon, How mother fucking dragons?
That's right up? There with three men and a baby
mother fucking dragon.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Oh god, well, here's here's what here's the progression of this. Yes, no,
it started off with Dennis like what the hell is
going on? And now he's actually enjoying this.

Speaker 10 (01:12:33):
About I found that about a betute than half.

Speaker 15 (01:12:40):
I stand corected, I.

Speaker 8 (01:12:43):
Stand direction, well done, well done.

Speaker 10 (01:12:48):
One of my hand excuses to, uh, well about d
o A fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
Yeah, that's what this show is now.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
It's not gonna get out of.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
That's what we call it. Natural break.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Dennis Quaid on the bad phone, want to thanks, thank
you for calling in.

Speaker 6 (01:13:23):
So tomorrow once again, doors open at six eight o'clock show.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
It's Dennis quad in the Sharks Man. I would love
to go check that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
I would love too.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
It's that Saint Rock R O c k E.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
In Hermosa Beach, California.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
It's always a pleasure to talk to you, mister Quaid
and a great musicians.

Speaker 18 (01:13:39):
You know that.

Speaker 10 (01:13:41):
We have a good time. We'll make everybody happy. Your
money back.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
Thanks for calling in, Dennis.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
All right, Dennis Quaid, thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:13:46):
Buy Mary christ whatever it is, I.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Look whatever it is.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
They're all into all right, all right, but we.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Got a couple of Kwanza's in here too today. I
can't believe.

Speaker 11 (01:14:03):
I can't believe I was just racially patisfied buying a holiday.
It looks like we got a couple of Kansas here.
I don't know he carefully, he may jump the broom.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
Watch out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Yeah, a couple of Kans and maybe a Honah company here.
That was awesome thing.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
God he put up for that.

Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
Let me tell you something, I've never I've never stuck
with a shitty phone call like that for that long.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
That's how good. That's how good that was.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
That's how much fun that was.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
And he's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
All right? That he went for it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Man, he was like, you know what, fuck it, I'm good,
I'm gonna go with this.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
My favorite part. But when he hears he hears Vic
Kenley's voice, and he goes, okay, now, now who's that?

Speaker 12 (01:14:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
What kind of goofy?

Speaker 7 (01:14:57):
Kenley?

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
He's like, who are you doing?

Speaker 12 (01:15:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
Oh Jesus.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
Dennis Clay did a movie called Bill And with Mickey
Mickey Rooney and uh and me and Anthony used to
love that movie and we used to quote it all
the time. And Dennis Clay called in one day that's
the only thing we would talk to him about that
was it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Just wouldn't no matter what, matter what he would try
to spin out of it, we kept back on top
of it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
Right movie and I love the movie. We laughed about it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
It's a comedy toss and uh, it really is all right,
this hilarious lines in this film. If you've never seen it,
go check it out. And we would not let it go.
And that's when we knew Dennis Claide was a cool
fucking guy. He didn't give just like today, just rolled
with it. And then and then it got to a
point where he was pretty much saying, enough guys, okay,

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and then you know, when something becomes funny again, it's funny,
and then it's not funny for a while, but keep
at it and then it becomes funny again.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
That's what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
It's funny that he kept mentioning any Given Sunday and
me and al Pacina were the only two guys in
the room who didn't understand that he was in any
Given Sunday with Alo with al Pacino. Yeah, I kept saying.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
That, was that a good movie for you?

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
I'm a moral, a moral, I gotta tell you, what's
the coolest thing about doing a radio show like this
is that you can I mean, how do you ever
like regret like somebody taking it the wrong way and go, man,
I wish we hadn't know. But sometimes they take it
the wrong way. Sometimes, you know, sometimes they're on purpose

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to them.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Yeah, but you meet everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
You meet everybody in radio, and you meet people who
you respect and admire, and then there's some people who
you might have zero or little or no respect for.
That'll be so cool that you'll go, I'm gonna defend
that guy for the rest of his life, because that
guy was awesome every time he comes on the show.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
Right on.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
So Dennis Graid on the bad Phone. Nice, that was
fun like that.

Speaker 8 (01:17:06):
But you asked you about fat showers, Like, oh, damn, well.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
I know that there was a bad relationship there only
because of the story.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
I think that was a documentary on it or something.

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
Oh, I think there was, But I I told it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
Would be a story at the beginning of the week
that when I worked on a TV show with Alec Baldwin,
Alec told me a story about how uh he was
going to work on a project. He worked on a
project about al Pacino's life, a one man show that
revealed a bunch of personal information about his life, including
a falling out he had with his father, Sal Paccino.
Yeah that he didn't get wrong. Name was, that's true.

Speaker 8 (01:17:45):
David SPADs dad his name Sam.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
Spaces no wo.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
So they had a big falling out. He doesn't talk
to his dad anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
And it's like, I don't know, there's still a lot
people to make up with him.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
If you go in the Lucky Change, you will see
salth Pagino, you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
Jane Moore, Jane Moore has got a great story about
working on a movie, a huge drag career.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Taymore did have a monstered drag career. People don't realize
that he did.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
He did a movie with I was like, what I
loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
I was just like, okay, let's see where it goes anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
He worked on a movie with al Pacino and they
were they were filming in downtown LA. There's a break
in filming and the director says, hey, we got a
couple hours, so we're gonna send you guys. We're gonna
drive you back to your trailers, and al Pacino insists
on walking even though it's five blocks away, and Jay said,
I'm walking in downtown Los Angeles in the middle. It's
like three o'clock in the morning. I'm walking in downtown
LA with al Pacino and they get away from the

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set and al Pacino goes.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on, stop right there,
stop right there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Look at that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:58):
That's the moon baby, and that's ours. Well remember this forever?
What that mean?

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
It's like, well, he was just in awe of the moon.
I don't know what that conversation, merely.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Cauld see that. But sal Patino died in two thousand
and five.

Speaker 4 (01:19:18):
So the raking news, raking the news.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
That might have been the tell for Dennis Quay.

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
That was it, Raking news on Opie radio.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
I said, I don't talk to him anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Eleven years.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
He died at the age of eighty two.

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
That's why I don't talk to him, because he's the way.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Yeah Jaws three D.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
We're holding up signs to each other with our favorite
names off the IMDb T that shit works.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
That's what boy, Hey, Paul, can we take a quick break?

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
What time of the Strut's coming?

Speaker 12 (01:19:54):
Fad?

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Because we got to find out about the Struts. I
believe they gonna be right around five o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
No, we could do a quick break.

Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
We've come back, do a little more radio, and then
we got to roll down the hall and talk to
the Struts and have them play like two or three songs.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
For us today.

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
I owe an apology.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
So what I don't know the Truts? Who are they
all right?

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
And here's my history with them is I was mad
at them and I hated them for taking a gig
that I wanted to get. Last year, I did two
shows opening for Motley Crue on their farewell tour, and
one of the guys in Motley Crue, Tommy Lee, said, oh,
you know what, this would be so cool to do
for our final show as a band on New Year's
Eve at Staples Center, to have a comedian.

Speaker 5 (01:20:35):
I want to do something special.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
And I said I would, And I.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Kept gunning for that job. I wasn't getting any return
calls from their management, and then they finally said, we're
going to have a band called the Struts.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
With quality exactly exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:20:48):
And I said, and I said, what the fuck is
the Struts?

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
I'd never even heard of them? And I walked into
the arena that night.

Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
It is packed.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
It's the final show of Motley Crue's career. And this
band walks on stage.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
And the singer just starts.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
The lights go out. He starts singing a cappella in
front of twenty thousand people who don't know him, and
it killed. It's he looks and sounds frighteningly like a
young Freddie Mercury. Oh and the in just two years,
In just two years, the Rolling Stones have already picked
them to open shows for them, Guns n' Roses had

(01:21:22):
them open some stadium shows. Beyonce hand picked them to
come out and perform at the Maiden America show in Philadelphia.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
I mean favorite, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
You got the Stones and Beyonce, Yeah, it's over and
Guns and Guns and Ross a different story though.

Speaker 6 (01:21:40):
And the singer look is a rock star who's looks
like a rock star, like old school rock star.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
He kind of moves like.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
A rock He walks on stage, he's wearing like this.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
He looks a little like Freddy Mercury, like you said.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
He and he's wearing like this. Wait till you hear
him sing. It'll freak you out. It'll freak you the
fuck out, I'm hoping. So now we'll play that song.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
This is what I want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
You knew you didn't have the gig. Why did you
go to the arena?

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Because as I'll tell you why to go there to
murder these guys, I'll tell you why. It's for the
same reason that I wanted the gig. Is because as
a fifteen year old, Motley Crue is the biggest thing
in the world to me, okay, and I knew because
of doing those two shows opening for them on tour,
that I could get into the show and get a pass.

(01:22:28):
And so the fifteen year old me was like, I
gotta go watch Motley Crue's final show as a band.
I gotta do this because I can. They'll let me
in and they'll hook me up, and they gave me
a ticket. They gave me a pass. And this band
that I have so much resentment for hating because they're
such nice guys and they're so talented. I mean, they're like,

(01:22:49):
they're the real deal. This band is the real deal.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Just got to let you know this is my favorite
endorsement ever.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
This band that I hate so much.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
I had no reason why these guys I did I got.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
I had this resentment because they had a gig that
I wanted, and then I watched them play and I went,
Holy ship, these guys are gonna be huge.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
These guys are and it leads to them coming in
today and playing for us today.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
That's pretty crazy.

Speaker 18 (01:23:15):
And I'm hoping you and I'm hoping I can make
that clear. I'm I'm hoping that so play these guys right.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
It was a genuine hatred and a resentment because they
had the gig that I wanted, and I want to
see if I can get them to play the song
that starts out with him singing a cappella because it's
what's the name of that one?

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
Rock?

Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
Roll up?

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Roll up? Thank you, Paul you? And I got to
tell them that story.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
So why are we taking so.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
Looking them, looking them in the face and go and
you guys, I was so mad.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
I hate you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
I sort of like you, you know what, I don't
know where you are. I'll start out with an apology.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
I war with them at this point.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
I'll apologize to them, and then when you hear them,
you'll get it and it'll it'll trip you out. How
much of the singer sounds like Freddie Mercury and he's
the real deal.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
Sure all right, listen, we gotta take a quick break.
Anyone